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Ahhhhh
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ) 2
First!
Posted by: Flyguy at March 16, 2021 07:34 PM (pLEy5) 3
Double cat jam is great.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 16, 2021 07:35 PM (pLEy5) 4
Trump just told Maria Bartiromo he hopes Sparkle Markle runs for president because that might convince him to run again.
LOL Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 07:36 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 07:36 PM (Bmy3R) 6
Lots of pussy is always good.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2021 07:36 PM (ZmCUz) 7
well, at least we flattened the curve and didn't overwhelm the hospital with the walking dead (tm).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 07:36 PM (UPoLF) 8
Anecdouche?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 07:37 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 07:37 PM (ptqGC) 10
Markle looks like a trans OJ Simpson in that picture.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2021 07:37 PM (ZmCUz) 11
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL) 12
Good evening, horde!
It's Tuesday. Tuesday evening. I relate to this one: 8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like. Posted by: April at March 16, 2021 07:37 PM (OX9vb) 13
Vibing cat rules.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (3H9h1) 14
Evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (Rvt88) Posted by: JT at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (arJlL) 16
BBeer BBarell PPolkka
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (63Dwl) 17
Is it dick punch Lying Tony Fauchi day yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (ZmCUz) 18
I enjoy looking at the comparison shots between Lady Diana and Markle wearing the same dresses. Then realizing that her idea of a good time is dressing like her dead mother-in-law.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 16, 2021 07:38 PM (pLEy5) 19
All this time I thought onism was...well you know...bunk stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (axyOa) 20
Unfortunately Kels is not ready to be exposed to ace yet, but I will pass along the cute animals to her because she will enjoy them and her being happy means more sexy time.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (icI8A) 21
Me?
12. Anecdoche A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening. My extended family at a picnic. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (Rvt88) 22
The RLM guys, Mike and Rich, discuss the anemic first season of Star Trek: TNG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyBv_h2nyXk I didn't start watching it until the Season 2 episode "Measure of a Man", which is one of the best Trek eps of any flavor. I was therefor unprepared for just how bad season 1 was. I disagree with my boys on "Conspiracy" -- it wasn't bad, in fact it was deliciously grotesque cosmic horror; it just wasn't suited for Next Gen Trek. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ) 23
That street dog looks like she's part heeler. It's a great breed if you can tolerate willfulness and weather the early period when they try and eat your furnishings.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2021 07:40 PM (H5knJ) 24
The tabby cat's owner wears Crocs.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 07:40 PM (ptqGC) 25
Markle is an Obama plant. He hates the UK and is using her to stir up rioting
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2021 07:41 PM (ONvIw) 26
Didn't Mauerbauertraurigkeit play for the Senators? Backup catcher IIRC.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:41 PM (icI8A) 27
Unfortunately Kels is not ready to be exposed to ace yet, but. . . .
Posted by: Broseidon Ah, the story of my son nervously pondering how to explain/introduce his family to his fiance'. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 07:42 PM (Rvt88) 28
Speaking of Star Wars... here's a quick animated version of the RLM dorks discussing a stupid TNG ep: https://youtu.be/SeQ3ksvUWRc Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:42 PM (2zMax) 29
Please run for president, Sparkle. You vs. Trump would be epic.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 07:42 PM (ptqGC) 30
24. sauregurkenzeit ... oh wait, that's real
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 07:42 PM (v0R5T) 31
Not just cats, but crocs, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2021 07:43 PM (dkvcO) 32
Didn't Mauerbauertraurigkeit play for the Senators? Backup catcher IIRC.
Posted by: Broseidon Just for a short time. He was cut after no amount of effort would result in his name fitting on his uniform. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 07:43 PM (Rvt88) 33
Just 15 days.....15 days.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 16, 2021 07:43 PM (jvt6t) 34
And here's the gloriously twisted German krautrock weirdos CAN live on Euro TV in 1971, playing "Paperhouse." Jaki Liebezeit turning in a typically jaw-droppingly superhuman performance on the drums (outside of Bill Bruford, nobody could touch this guy) and starting about the 3:10 mark they levitate right off the stage and into the freakin' stratosphere. Plus: Kung-fu Keyboards! And crazy-ass Japanese singer Damo Suzuki!
Righteous! https://tinyurl.com/vk62cr7m Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 07:44 PM (Bmy3R) 35
Markle is an Obama plant. He hates the UK and is using her to stir up rioting Posted by: CN You mean Soros. Soros is the one who inflicted obama on us. And I would not be a bit surprised if Soros was not behind Markle's infiltration of the "royal" family. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:44 PM (2zMax) 36
Was thinking somewhere around this date I had a forced 1 month staycation
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 07:44 PM (Cxk7w) 37
Check this out if you haven't yet. It will infuriate you. From "Not The Bee."
Women talking about detransitioning and breaking away from the insane asylum of the transgender movement. https://tinyurl.com/2tytd7s9 Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 07:45 PM (vMCab) 38
8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit
masturbating in a hang glider? Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 07:45 PM (v0R5T) 39
Please run for president, Sparkle. You vs. Trump would be epic.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! Nope, not till the election fraud is fixed. (Child like innocence and all that.) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 07:45 PM (oT0A6) 40
Longest name IIRC is Saltalamacchia. 14 letters. So yeah, 21 would be a stretch.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (icI8A) 41
Is it dick punch Lying Tony Fauchi day yet?
Posted by: Marcus T Don't bother, all that time in bath-houses caused him to be dickless years ago. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (gtatv) Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (2zMax) 43
I've never heard of Vibing Cat, but that's funny.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (/669Q) 44
I showed my cat all the cat vibing videos and yet, he still wouldn't vibe...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (UUBmN) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (R/m4+) 46
Well.. one of our beautiful senior dogs at Shep's got adopted! Good luck and have a happy life our sweet Zoey!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (nxdel) 47
Mauerbauertraurigkeit
masturbating in a hang glider? Posted by: wth One would need a hell of a grip to accomplish that. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88) 48
Django Prepare a Coffin was a spaghetti western, with Italian composers similar to Ennio Morricone.
https://youtu.be/Zhxb00ONI_A The actor who plays Django appeared in Django Unchained and John Wick 2. Posted by: Grail Knight at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (ybIRR) Posted by: Bruce at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (vd8XM) 50
Mauerbauertraurigkeit
masturbating in a hang glider? Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 07:45 PM (v0R5T) Nuhuh. Literally translated, it means wall building sadness... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (ZSK0i) 51
Cat grooving to the beat reminds me of my Cinnamon, but missing that cinnamon color spash on her forehead
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (Cxk7w) 52
Vibing cat would be awesome torture music.
Not that I give that shit a lot of thought. But it would be awesome torture. *downloads entire set* Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 16, 2021 07:47 PM (3H9h1) 53
44 I showed my cat all the cat vibing videos and yet, he still wouldn't vibe...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2021 07:46 PM (UUBmN) Maybe he's broken. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 07:48 PM (Zm+LZ) 54
A cat vibing to another cat over that Intarwebz thingy has to be some type of singularity. I'm not sure which one since there seem to be a bunch of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 16, 2021 07:48 PM (HaL55) 55
I've seen a deer kick a turkey.
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 07:48 PM (vPu99) 56
I didn't have a word for the feeling though.
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (vPu99) 57
Unfortunately Kels is not ready to be exposed to ace yet, but I will pass along the cute animals to her because she will enjoy them and her being happy means more sexy time.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (icI8A) ----------- You can bring her here. We'll all be on our best behavior. Really. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z) 58
Ace I sent you the best cat vibing meme ever over a month ago. Heck your email.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (kiRuD) 59
It's all vibing and cuteness till he jumps on your face while you nap.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (v0R5T) 60
Sometimes I think about getting a dog instead of a cat because dogs make better travel buddies, but then I remember that dogs don't purr.
Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 07:50 PM (ofYez) 61
I do NOT want to see a "Vibing Biden" video.
Posted by: Splunge at March 16, 2021 07:50 PM (RzGcW) 62
57 Unfortunately Kels is not ready to be exposed to ace yet, but I will pass along the cute animals to her because she will enjoy them and her being happy means more sexy time.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (icI8A) ----------- You can bring her here. We'll all be on our best behavior. Really. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z) He was calling her the "crazy ex-" not that long ago. Maybe best to wait Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 07:50 PM (vMCab) 63
Following that last video is a few short moments of the cat clawing the face off of whoever was bumping its head forward.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 07:50 PM (yh2er) 64
We'll all be on our best behavior. Really.
Posted by: Duke Lowell I believe Bro knows what that *Really* means. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (gtatv) 65
If the Deep State/ Praetorian Guard wants Sparkle Markle to win, she will.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (2BZBZ) 66
Who Dis? You'll never guess who this is. I cued it up. Who is the lady in this scene? https://youtu.be/U809jsbBPPM?t=1096 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (2zMax) 67
I dont' usually like cats but that video is wonderful.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (Ed8Zd) Posted by: ace's email at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (i0wNm) 69
Hint: Listen to her voice. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (2zMax) 70
I know there was a word for the bitterness you feel at the restaurant when you see that the dish that comes to the next table looks better than yours.
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (FFfcp) 71
It took decades to find a vibing cat. And the vibing cockatoos were here all along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE What we need is a cat with a long mohawk of head fur that it can raise up at will. Posted by: Splunge at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (RzGcW) 72
70 I know there was a word for the bitterness you feel at the restaurant when you see that the dish that comes to the next table looks better than yours.
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (FFfcp) Futterneid. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (PiwSw) 73
Every day is a competition to top the absurdity of the previous day. Markle is today's absurdity.
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (vPu99) 74
That space force sergeant major mentioned in his "apology" yet again that Tucker hasn't served a goll-danged gosh-darn day in the military. As someone who served for four years* you only have to know one shitty careerist NCO or officer for the appeal to authority to carry very little weight.
Recruiter: You want four years? Me: One. Recruiter: One year? Me: ONE GOSH DARN GOLL DANGED DAY IN THE MILITARY! Posted by: Grail Knight at March 16, 2021 07:52 PM (ybIRR) 75
Why are these royals anywhere near my country? Get them the fuck out of my country!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 07:53 PM (03n3v) 76
Kittehs are sleeping now...will check their vibe later.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 07:53 PM (lXPeG) Posted by: wth at March 16, 2021 07:53 PM (v0R5T) 78
Don't you just love it when someone fubars a situation and then announces "we're all in this together!"
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 16, 2021 07:53 PM (s0sSX) 79
Only a bad person would make a comment that said "The Vibing Kamala video was pulled off of YouTube when the camera panned down."
So I won't. Posted by: Splunge at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (RzGcW) 80
I miss my kittehs...
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (s0sSX) 81
I know there was a word for the bitterness you feel at the restaurant when you see that the dish that comes to the next table looks better than yours. Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia Penna envy? Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (oT0A6) 82
Why are these royals anywhere near my country? Get them the fuck out of my country!
Posted by: Dr. Bone --- Last I read, they're crowdsourcing over seven mil for their mansion's mortgage. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (lXPeG) 83
The rule of being a natural citizen to run for President has been tossed out the window so if the Leftists want a Princess they will get one.
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (Cxk7w) 84
Yes now she's the crazy not-an-ex. The redpill will be administered slowly.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (icI8A) 85
I know there was a word for the bitterness you feel at the restaurant when you see that the dish that comes to the next table looks better than yours.
TGI Friday's Syndrome? aka TFS Tuff Fucking Shit Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (3H9h1) 86
@DailyCaller
President Trump says he'll make a decision about running again in 2024 after the midterms: "Based on every poll, they want me to run again but we're gonna take a look and we'll see. First step's first, we have to take back the House." https://tinyurl.com/yhpxr4vc Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 07:55 PM (cF8AT) 87
What we need is a cat with a long mohawk of head fur that it can raise up at will.
Somebody gets to shave the cat. I nominate...somebody else. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 16, 2021 07:55 PM (HaL55) Posted by: "Racist" crows at March 16, 2021 07:55 PM (i0wNm) 89
"I'll have what she's having"
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 16, 2021 07:55 PM (2BZBZ) 90
I know there was a word for the bitterness you feel at the restaurant
when you see that the dish that comes to the next table looks better than yours. Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia Or their date Posted by: Bruce at March 16, 2021 07:56 PM (vd8XM) 91
Allen West will be on Tim Pool's show coming up in five minutes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 07:56 PM (xPl2J) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2021 07:56 PM (kiRuD) 93
4 Trump just told Maria Bartiromo he hopes Sparkle Markle runs for president because that might convince him to run again.
======== Yeah, that's the Trollmeister himself! Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 07:56 PM (W+kMI) 94
Don't you just love it when someone fubars a situation and then announces "we're all in this together!"
Posted by: navybrat Actually I have a strong aversion to those situations and the managers (military and civilian) who created the issue/s. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 16, 2021 07:57 PM (gtatv) 95
8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit
The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like. ----- Also known in the ICD-10 as Tire Iron-by-Proxy. Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 07:57 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 16, 2021 07:57 PM (HaL55) 97
Another sign of the apocalypse. At least the loud actresses we had to put up with in real life were big stars or exceptionally good looking even by media standards. Now we have to listen to a minor TV actress who is pretty blah by media standards.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 16, 2021 07:57 PM (3/XaG) 98
I would stereotype the space command NCO as a fat fuck, based on the low-class shitty arguments he makes.
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 16, 2021 07:57 PM (ybIRR) 99
Vibing cat is major mojo master. And the song rules too, definitely can be vibing out to it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 07:58 PM (W+kMI) 100
Sparkle's Checklist
1. Get this doofus Harry to marry me. (x) 2. Do the marriage YOLO thing in England. (x) 3. Do the clothes, jewelry, grab everything that isn't nailed-down YOLO thing in England. (x) 4. Pump out a kid while in England, to really set the hook into the doofus. (x) 5. Get the doofus to agree to let me the hell out of England and go back to LA, via Canada to make it look good to his doofus relatives at the start. (x) 6. Get the doofus to ditch England, come to LA, and let me use him as a prop around town to get me onto the Hollywood party A-List. (x) 7. Divorce the doofus and get a mega-mega-bucks divorce and child-support settlement that will let me live the YOLO life until I'm 95. ( ) Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2021 07:58 PM (AMIL/) 101
The good thing is I have an ally in the family - her mom is a full throated Trumper.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:58 PM (icI8A) Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2021 07:58 PM (Bmy3R) 103
Voyager was kinda bad till it got to season 4.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 07:59 PM (zr5Kq) 104
20. Onism
The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. --- Onism > Onoism (being stuck in Yoko Ono's body, screaming only in one place at a time) Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:00 PM (WqPYg) 105
@FogCityMidge
Trump says he's "NOT A FAN" of Meghan Markle & hopes she WOULD run for President, as he'd have "an EVEN STRONGER feeling toward running" Video: https://tinyurl.com/yjhju9rr Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:00 PM (cF8AT) 106
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 16, 2021 08:00 PM (+Sj8l) 107
When I was in the Corps, Master Gunnery Sergeants were not shitbirds.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (kTF2Z) 108
Who Dis?
You'll never guess who this is. I cued it up. Who is the lady in this scene? https://youtu.be/U809jsbBPPM?t=1096 Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 07:51 PM (2zMax) The description for the video says Morgan Fairchild. Is this not correct? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (ZSK0i) 109
A day late but thanks Ace (and the NY Post) for helping me finally learn what "WAP" stands for. My life is complete now.
Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T) 110
Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (9R0s0) 111
Unfortunately Kels is not ready to be exposed to ace yet, but I will pass along the cute animals to her because she will enjoy them and her being happy means more sexy time.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 07:39 PM (icI8A) ----------- You can bring her here. We'll all be on our best behavior. Really. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z) NO !! Do not mix the two. What happens if/when breaks up with her ? Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (zr5Kq) 112
Lotta cat videos goin' on around heah
Posted by: Sen. Fritz "the Cat" Hollings-Miklos at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (QzkSJ) 113
Doofus Checklist:
1. Get the blow job. (x) 2. Do the marriage YOLO thing in England. (x) 3. Regret it for the rest of your life. ( ) Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:02 PM (vPu99) 114
6. Get the doofus to ditch England, come to LA, and let me use him as a prop around town to get me onto the Hollywood party A-List. (x) 7. Divorce the doofus and get a mega-mega-bucks divorce and child-support settlement that will let me live the YOLO life until I'm 95. ( ) Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2021 07:58 PM (AMIL/) Eh that's probably close. I think she expected being royalty would be like the movies, and then discovered they actually sort of had responsibilities no matter how laughable they are, its probably not what a "celebrity" expected. So time for her victim games. I expect her to get some crap movie/tv deal or reality show, and it will be exposed she's banging a producer/co-star. Harry should file for divorce first in the UK Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:02 PM (vMCab) 115
Well, alrighty then...
@TuckerCarlson · 6m Tucker Carlson Tonight is live from El Salvador in 5 minutes on Fox News at 8pm ET. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2021 08:02 PM (pAjZN) 116
And I don't recall ever mentioning that stuff but thanks Ace.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2021 08:03 PM (9R0s0) 117
Of Meggie Sparkle's friends created a GoFundMe to raise money so poor Harry and Meggie could pay off their $14M mansion out there in CA. It had raised $110 by the time it was shut down. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 08:03 PM (Mzdiz) 118
I don't want hordememembers' ex-girlfriends polluting our environment. Assolutamente no !
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (zr5Kq) 119
When I was in the Corps, Master Gunnery Sergeants were not shitbirds.
Posted by: Duke Lowell --- Join the club, jarhead. Posted by: Army, Navy, and Air Force at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (lXPeG) 120
Tucker Carlson Tonight is live from El Salvador in 5 minutes on Fox News at 8pm ET
Hopefully he is not passing out teddy bears and soccer balls... Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (u+Y3T) 121
Why would I want President Trump to run for his third victory? Because even though the election fraud would still prevail, it would prevent a cuck fake Republican from getting the nomination and "losing" "gracefully" to the D. Just think how many rotten republican Shits would be upset if President Trump got the R nomination again. Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (2zMax) 122
Of Meggie Sparkle's friends created a GoFundMe to raise money so poor Harry and Meggie could pay off their $14M mansion out there in CA.
It had raised $110 by the time it was shut down. Posted by: publius --- lol Posted by: Army, Navy, and Air Force at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (lXPeG) 123
118 I don't want hordememembers' ex-girlfriends polluting our environment. Assolutamente no !
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (zr5Kq) Well she's not an ex now. Kind of why I said probably not best to bring her around yet. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (vMCab) 124
The description for the video says Morgan Fairchild. Is this not correct? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent It is Morgan Fairchild. Was that your guess? Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (2zMax) 125
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? To love this cat video. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (W+kMI) 126
80 I miss my kittehs...
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 16, 2021 07:54 PM (s0sSX) --- +1 just not the same without them. We'd get new ones, but were planning on eventually doing some traveling after I retire (and the kittehs get in the way of that). Of course, at this rate -- if we don't become ex-pats first -- they won't let conservatives leave the country and take their wealth with them, or even cross state lines. Iron Curtain 2: Electric Boogaloo. Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (WqPYg) 127
Doofus Checklist:
1. Get the blow job. (x) 2. Do the marriage YOLO thing in England. (x) 3. Regret it for the rest of your life. ( ) Posted by: f'd That's Prince Doofus to you. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (VVEnO) 128
They deported Tucker Carlson to El Salvador?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (X7kN9) 129
You can bring her here. We'll all be on our best behavior. Really.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z) NO !! Do not mix the two. What happens if/when breaks up with her ? Posted by: runner --- He has a point. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (EKULy) Posted by: shy actress type at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (QzkSJ) 131
It is Morgan Fairchild.
Was that your guess? Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:05 PM (2zMax) Seeing as the description says it was her, yes. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (ZSK0i) 132
You weren't supposed to read the video description to find out who she is. You were supposed to guess! Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (2zMax) 133
Also even though she's a daywalker that's still enough redhead to be in the dangerous zone.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (icI8A) 134
121 Just think how many rotten republican Shits would be upset if President Trump got the R nomination again.
------ ALL OF THEM!!! Makes the exercise in futility totally worth it, eh? Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (W+kMI) 135
"9. Jouska
A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head." Something every salesman has done many times. Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2021 08:06 PM (8SSHh) 136
That's not how WHO DIS? works! Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (2zMax) 137
Hehe...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (ZSK0i) 138
How can Finding your roots with Henry Louis Gates, Jr. feature Ta-Nehisi Coates as a guest/subject when, IIRC, he refuses to divulge details of his parentage?? Or is that some other black Marxist dick with a weird name I'm thinking of??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (iDvKn) 139
Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (WsidB) 140
Of Meggie Sparkle's friends created a GoFundMe to raise money so poor Harry and Meggie could pay off their $14M mansion out there in CA.
It had raised $110 by the time it was shut down. Posted by: publius Coulda used that Posted by: Miklos, King of Cinderblock Estates at March 16, 2021 08:08 PM (QzkSJ) 141
Makes the exercise in futility totally worth it, eh? Posted by: exdem13 Might as well make the best of it! Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:08 PM (2zMax) 142
138 How can Finding your roots with Henry Louis Gates, Jr. feature Ta-Nehisi Coates as a guest/subject when, IIRC, he refuses to divulge details of his parentage?? Or is that some other black Marxist dick with a weird name I'm thinking of??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (iDvKn) Michael Eric Dyson? Marc Lamott Hill? Melissa Harris-Perry? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2021 08:08 PM (PiwSw) 143
publius and spare change in that number?
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 08:08 PM (Cxk7w) Posted by: Soothsayer at March 16, 2021 08:08 PM (2zMax) Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 08:09 PM (Rvt88) 146
120 Tucker Carlson Tonight is live from El Salvador in 5 minutes on Fox News at 8pm ET
Hopefully he is not passing out teddy bears and soccer balls... Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (u+Y3T) --- I'm imagining a scene reminiscent of the evacuation of the American Embassy in Saigon, with hordes of children hanging onto Tucker's helicopter as it lifts off from El Salvador ... and little children and their teddy bears and soccer balls falling from the skids as it continues ascending. Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:09 PM (WqPYg) 147
Up before 4am, if you can't sleep log in.
Good night everyone Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2021 08:10 PM (Cxk7w) 148
Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:07 PM (WsidB) --------- Speaking of ex-girlfriends. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:10 PM (kTF2Z) 149
I will be brutally honest. When one has to "red-pill" somebody, waste time "converting" them...it's a lost cause. How do you know they are not pretending or appeasing or just biding time. It's a lose-lose. Cracks will appear. Most of the time when it is too late to get out. Short term - have fun ! And then find someone who is not a project. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:10 PM (zr5Kq) 150
@stillgray
Biden is not all there. BIDEN: "The idea that Joe Biden said come -- I heard the other day that [illegal immigrants] are coming because they know I'm a nice guy." Stephanopoulos: "They're saying this." Video: https://tinyurl.com/yjf8ezgq BIDEN: "Yeah, well. Here's the deal, they're not." Da fuq!? Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:11 PM (cF8AT) 151
So that dumb skank, Merkel has political ambitions. FFS, are any actors self-aware?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 16, 2021 08:11 PM (FMoYW) 152
I'm imagining a scene reminiscent of the evacuation of the American Embassy in Saigon, with hordes of children hanging onto Tucker's helicopter as it lifts off from El Salvador ...
We will give them loving homes. Posted by: El Projecto Lincoln at March 16, 2021 08:11 PM (QzkSJ) 153
109 A day late but thanks Ace (and the NY Post) for helping me finally learn what "WAP" stands for. My life is complete now.
Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (u+Y3T) --- Wireass Access Point. Very sexy ... Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:11 PM (WqPYg) 154
149
I will be brutally honest. When one has to "red-pill" somebody, waste time "converting" them...it's a lost cause. How do you know they are not pretending or appeasing or just biding time. It's a lose-lose. Cracks will appear. Most of the time when it is too late to get out. Short term - have fun ! And then find someone who is not a project. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:10 PM (zr5Kq) I bet there are quite a few here that have been red-pilled by someone in the past. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:12 PM (vMCab) 155
maybe Biden is a polyglot
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:13 PM (6iURM) 156
Biden is a polyp.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:13 PM (vMCab) 157
Speaking of ex-girlfriends.
Posted by: Duke Lowell So. Duke was the guy who was tired of Morgan Fairchild's shit. Posted by: Miklos, hoping for VHS authentication (Betamax OK) at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (QzkSJ) 158
Democrats are like cockroaches; they're everywhere.
High Schooler And Mother Hacked School Records To Rig Homecoming Election Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (VVEnO) Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (+ya+t) 160
158 Democrats are like cockroaches; they're everywhere.
High Schooler And Mother Hacked School Records To Rig Homecoming Election Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (VVEnO) When did we slip into a 90's teen comedy? Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:15 PM (vMCab) 161
It's not ideal, but I think we have something really good and I'd hate to not at least try to make it better. If it doesn't work out, oh well.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 08:16 PM (icI8A) 162
Still vibin' with the kitteh.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:16 PM (W+kMI) Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2021 08:16 PM (X7kN9) 164
High Schooler And Mother Hacked School Records To Rig Homecoming Election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (VVEnO) When did we slip into a 90's teen comedy? Posted by: buzzion Gotta be a Heather in there Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling a Better Decade at March 16, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ) 165
155 maybe Biden is a polyglot
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:13 PM (6iURM) --- A polyflop. Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:17 PM (WqPYg) 166
I bet there are quite a few here that have been red-pilled by someone in the past.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:12 PM (vMCab) Yes, by a friend, parent, mentor. But when sex is involved, there is no logic. If an adult woman is set on certain truths, her boyfriend WILL NOT be able to change her. He will be fooled into thinking that he did. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:17 PM (zr5Kq) 167
Order Of Jesuit Priests Pledges $100 Million To Pay Reparations To Blacks For Slavery
- If it were $100,000,000 per person it wouldn't be enough. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:17 PM (VVEnO) 168
156 Biden is a polyp.
------- Yes, and when he's traveling on a non-registered aircraft he becomes invisible, and thus he is a Flying polyp! (Waits to see how many HPL fans are on this thread right now.) Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:17 PM (W+kMI) Posted by: Miklos, identifying as a Minnesotan (the good kind) at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (QzkSJ) 170
Hecks Bells
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (WsidB) 171
@Breaking911
BREAKING: At least 7 dead in string of spa shootings in Atlanta-area; gunman at large https://tinyurl.com/ygkscozu Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (cF8AT) 172
164 High Schooler And Mother Hacked School Records To Rig Homecoming Election
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:14 PM (VVEnO) When did we slip into a 90's teen comedy? Posted by: buzzion Gotta be a Heather in there Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling a Better Decade at March 16, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ) --- ... or Two Mommies. Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (WqPYg) 173
HeckLo Dolly
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (PiwSw) 174
Masks prevent the spread of cat-vibing, people!
Posted by: 4 at March 16, 2021 08:19 PM (KnJdm) 175
If it were $100,000,000 per person it wouldn't be enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Enough for me Posted by: L'Quan Miklosarious at March 16, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ) 176
Hecko
Posted by: Hecko Hecko at March 16, 2021 08:19 PM (vPu99) 177
"29 Please run for president, Sparkle. You vs. Trump would be epic.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 16, 2021 07:42 PM (ptqGC) " Not sure I could stand the letdown when they use epic vote fraud to deem her the winner. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2021 08:19 PM (TbFHX) 178
Hecklo Kitty
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:20 PM (WsidB) 179
I think I linked that list of words for feelings.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ) 180
@Breaking911
ATL-AREA SPA SHOOTINGS: - 7 dead - 3+ crime scenes - Gunman at large - Motive unknown - All victims believed to be Asian https://tinyurl.com/yz387hal Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:20 PM (cF8AT) 181
Re: Reparations:
People do realize all our money has pictures of white racists on the front, don't they? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (PiwSw) 182
As soon as I saw Nurse's comment, I knew the horde was gonna have some fun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (kTF2Z) 183
I've seen a deer kick a turkey.
Posted by: f'd I was hooked on it. Chased them all over. Couldn't stop kicking them. I had to get help. My therapist had me kick some frozen turkeys from the store. Cracked a hoof doing that. Yeah, the only way to kick the habit is to go cold turkey. Posted by: the deer at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (P1f+c) 184
Random audience guy surprises Original Jasmine - A Whole New World.
https://youtu.be/RGWC7icTM_E Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (vMCab) 185
They deported Tucker Carlson to El Salvador?
------ The Pentagon is sending a good faith token as the Biden Administration negotiates the formal handover of Texas to MS-13. They will sacrifice him to the gods for a good coca harvest. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (Uh2oA) 186
No happy ending at the spa.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:22 PM (WsidB) 187
"You mean Soros.
Soros is the one who inflicted obama on us. And I would not be a bit surprised if Soros was not behind Markle's infiltration of the "royal" family." ************* So a combined op on Soros by Seal Team 6 and SAS isn't out of the question? With 007 thrown in for good measure? Posted by: Cosda at March 16, 2021 08:22 PM (HLUCD) Posted by: The New Orleans Dixie Cups feat. Miklos at March 16, 2021 08:22 PM (QzkSJ) 189
Yeah, the only way to kick the habit is to go cold turkey.
Posted by: the deer at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (P1f+c) --------- Muldoon? Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:22 PM (kTF2Z) 190
just got back from colorado. who ordered the gummy bears ? the chocoloates ? the sours ? please pick up your orders.
Posted by: mr wizard at March 16, 2021 08:22 PM (g741k) 191
When I was in the Corps, Master Gunnery Sergeants were not shitbirds.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:01 PM (kTF2Z) This is a true statement. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:23 PM (KXkkH) 192
No Doubt: Heckla Good
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2021 08:23 PM (PiwSw) 193
Yeah, anyone that thinks people can't change must be a really young person.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 08:23 PM (5HBd1) 194
The FIB is at it again
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 16, 2021 08:23 PM (8oSoU) 195
Even that stupid fuck Stepanopolis had to be thinking, oh my God.
Posted by: Only Context at March 16, 2021 08:24 PM (xEIoY) 196
BREAKING: At least 7 dead in string of spa shootings in Atlanta-area; gunman at large https://tinyurl.com/ygkscozu Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (cF8AT) I thought shooting was the goal at a bath house, I mean spa Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:24 PM (6iURM) 197
Heckla, Fan and Oily??
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:25 PM (iDvKn) 198
I'm yer schmuckkleberry!!! shparkle-markle fer prez'schnitt!!!
Posted by: 2024! at March 16, 2021 08:25 PM (uxUoN) 199
193 Yeah, anyone that thinks people can't change must be a really young person.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 08:23 PM (5HBd1) It's not even really changing. It's actually starting to think. To be liberal is easy. Go with the flow, spout the platitudes, and just act like the tv tells you a good person is supposed to. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:26 PM (vMCab) 200
Tucker Carlson Tonight is live from El Salvador in 5 minutes on Fox News at 8pm ET
Hopefully he is not passing out teddy bears and soccer balls... Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (u+Y3T) He should watch out, JoeBe could sic a predator on him now that he's out of the country get him with a hellfire. (the O did it; so, could Joebe) Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 16, 2021 08:26 PM (gtatv) 201
196 BREAKING: At least 7 dead in string of spa shootings in Atlanta-area; gunman at large
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:18 PM (cF8AT) Tami finds the story that justifies the reality of early-Nineties action movies. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:26 PM (W+kMI) Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:26 PM (6iURM) 203
I've ridden bikes my whole life, you couldn't pay me enough to ride that Ural
Posted by: Kat_man at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (+7WqI) 204
I bet there are quite a few here that have been red-pilled by someone in the past.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:12 PM (vMCab) Absolutely. Also, liberals are so tied emotionally to others who share their leftist politics, that even if they start leaning the other way, they are afraid to say so. Having emotional attachment to someone who is not a liberal makes it a lot easier to take the red pill. Posted by: April at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (OX9vb) 205
I hope Tucker took his own bottled water with him.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (xPl2J) 206
- All victims believed to be Asian
https://tinyurl.com/yz387hal Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:20 PM (cF8AT) --------------------- Da Tong Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (+Sj8l) 207
PUSHING BUTTONS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (WsidB) 208
Join the club, jarhead.
Posted by: Army, Navy, and Air Force at March 16, 2021 08:04 PM (lXPeG) If true then most likely airwing. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (KXkkH) 209
Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (vPu99) 210
I'm not going to say anything nasty about the royals because I don't want to get banned.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (03n3v) 211
There is no "liberal" and "conservative" anymore. There are those who believe the TV and those who don't. That's it.
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (8oSoU) 212
Will reparations stop looting, destruction, rape, mugging, stabbing, drive-by shooting, rioting, fighting en masse in public, single feral motherhood, and The Knockout Game?
No? Then why fucking bother? It's just the Danegeld. Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (OssQ4) 213
I think the group attacking Asians might end up sorry they started with them.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t) 214
I used to be extremely pro feminism and my first husband started becoming conservative before I did. But we both trended that way as we aged.
The guy that became my second husband called me his "right wing whacko girlfriend" and voted for Obama. But I got him trending conservative and turned that around. People change and politics is not a religion to most. Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: Descendants of Arab Slave Traders at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (QzkSJ) 216
209 Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (vPu99) MS-13. Covering human smuggling operations. The human caravans admitting they're doing this because they know the Democrats want to give amnesty. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (vMCab) 217
Exclusive: How the Utah Jazz got involved in the debate over the transgender sports bill
https://t.co/TYUx1TiCfl?amp=1 Just days before a controversial bill aiming to bar transgender athletes from participating in girls' sports died in a state Senate committee, Utah Jazz owner Ryan Smith expressed his concerns in a backroom meeting, The Salt Lake Tribune has learned. According to sources with direct knowledge of the meeting who were not authorized to speak publicly, Smith and Utah Jazz President Jim Olson participated along with Rep. Kera Birkeland, R-Morgan, the sponsor of HB302, a handful of legislators and other interested parties. Smith joined the meeting via teleconference. Smith was reportedly worried about the impact the legislation could have on transgender youth, stressing there are kids who don't feel supported and the bill would not do anything to help with that perception. Smith also reportedly said he did not feel the proposal was ready for wide exposure. Birkeland says Smith did raise those concerns but felt his main point was her proposal could cause a backlash that might result in the Jazz losing the opportunity to host the NBA All-Star Game in 2023. Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (FBrfY) 218
Can you get banned for calling Markle a dog faced pony soldier?
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (vPu99) 219
News: LeBron Woke becomes part owner of the Boston Red Sox. Big Daddy Xi must be so proud.
Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T) 220
I'm not going to say anything nasty about the royals because I don't want to get banned.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (03n3v) George Brett was great. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (WsidB) 221
The thing is, just don't treat a liberal chick like her dumb ideas are special. If you refuse to pander to that crap, and just honestly don't care, and say a lot of things like "pfffft, ok, whatever, commie" it forces them to do something they've never done - justify their arguments to someone who's thought it out, and ain't about to listen. Seriously, young chicks have *never* had to do that, not in school, or relationships, or life. They start to realize how dumb they sound pretty quick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (Uh2oA) 222
Having emotional attachment to someone who is not a liberal makes it a lot easier to take the red pill.
Posted by: April at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (OX9vb) ------------ And one for you, and one for you, and one for you. Now, take your pills, be nice, and go out an play. Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (+Sj8l) 223
Muggles Merkin in 2024! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (W4eKo) 224
209 Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (vPu99) Haiti was booked Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (6iURM) Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:31 PM (vPu99) 226
I think I play Jouska with you people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 08:32 PM (r+sAi) 227
What honestly helped me was that I realized how often the Dems said the Repub candidate or President was dumb. They say that every damn time. But we are supposed to believe Al Gore is brilliant. It was too much of a stretch for me, even then.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 08:32 PM (5HBd1) 228
I thought she hated the US and wanted to live in Canada. That dust up we had in 1775 should have meant no royals in the US.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 16, 2021 08:32 PM (6Pqz7) 229
225 "Covering human smuggling operations."
Ah. I suppose MS-13 has a press agency. Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:31 PM (vPu99) Yeah. Same one as Biden. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:33 PM (vMCab) 230
221 The thing is, just don't treat a liberal chick like her dumb ideas are special. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (Uh2oA) ------------------ Wait a second, hold on there pawdna. How's a guy supposed to get laid going and contradicting a gal up front? Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 16, 2021 08:33 PM (+Sj8l) 231
There will come a time when Oprah must denounce Megan.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2021 08:33 PM (Xo3T0) 232
Most of the time the bee is not parody.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:34 PM (U605+) 233
Yeah, the only way to kick the habit is to go cold turkey.
Posted by: the deer at March 16, 2021 08:21 PM (P1f+c) --------- Muldoon? Posted by: Duke Lowell No, but I'm honored that you think so! Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2021 08:34 PM (P1f+c) 234
"They start to realize how dumb they sound pretty quick."
I've never seen that happen. Libs are never wrong. About anything. Just ask them. Posted by: navybrat at large at March 16, 2021 08:34 PM (s0sSX) 235
contradicting a gal up front?
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 16, 2021 08:33 PM (+Sj8l) Contradict her up back. She's a dumb lib chick. Posted by: 4 at March 16, 2021 08:34 PM (KnJdm) 236
>>> I think the group attacking Asians might end up sorry they started with them.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t) Picture they're showing is some youngish looking white neckbeard. Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:34 PM (yh2er) 237
If true then most likely airwing.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:27 PM (KXkkH) ---------- 0311 Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:35 PM (kTF2Z) 238
I keep seeing the commercials that say Asian hate crimes up 1900 % just in NYC.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 08:35 PM (2DOZq) 239
As far as the cats, I haven't met a cat I didn't want to slap into middle of next week. They love it.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 08:35 PM (03n3v) 240
Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 08:28 PM (vPu99) Haiti was booked Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (6iURM) He got on a wrong flight. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:35 PM (zr5Kq) 241
231 There will come a time when Oprah must denounce Megan.
only if it's over the last carton of ice cream she would cut Moochie's balls off for a bucket of rocky road Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:36 PM (6iURM) 242
News: LeBron Woke becomes part owner of the Boston Red Sox. Big Daddy Xi must be so proud.
Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T) Oh, so the white racists will only allow a black man to be part owner? 3/5? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:36 PM (U605+) 243
Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd Haiti was booked Posted by: REDACTED He got on a wrong flight. Posted by: runner One banana republic is as good as the next. Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2021 08:37 PM (P1f+c) 244
Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:37 PM (U605+) 245
GOPer Repubs have NO memory and will gladly vote for the seditious bastards... again. To them it's a grand game of "GOTCHA!". GOPers support the destruction of the country. Do not again believe the lie. GOPers DO NOTHING.
A complete and total defeat is required to destroy the Republican leadership and to begin the rebuilding of an opposition party. It will be painful. It'll likely prove to be impossible to recover from the Marxist takeover. Do not continue to support the party of FAILURE and Capitulation. It is reckoning time. Never again support the party who so adeptly and shamelessly sold out to China and the Marxists. Never forget, never forgive the sedition of McConnell and Pence. You can't Fix It until you Own It. Posted by: Iggycaster at March 16, 2021 08:37 PM (+UuBH) 246
Rescue sheep and stray dog become gay lovers? Shit naggra, that's just a Thursday night warm-up for the weekend! Posted by: Don LeMonparty at March 16, 2021 08:37 PM (kd9w9) 247
[i244 Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:37 PM (U605+) Want to know what's even worse? He was a Yankees fan. He got shit for that once because he didn't like the Indians. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:38 PM (vMCab) 248
Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Yeah - Akron. Went to St. Vincent's if memory serves. Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 08:38 PM (Rvt88) Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2021 08:40 PM (SWbVS) 250
Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
I think so long as "Red" is in the name, his Chinese masters will be happy. Posted by: Mookie at March 16, 2021 08:40 PM (u+Y3T) 251
0311
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:35 PM (kTF2Z) What? The ****bird Master Guns was an 03? Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:40 PM (KXkkH) 252
When Megs became duchess of Sussex, she swore fealty to the throne. This is a disqualifier to become Prezzy until Roberts rolls out the no standing, its a tax good and plenty clause.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:41 PM (I58tH) 253
252 When Megs became duchess of Sussex, she swore fealty to the throne. This is a disqualifier to become Prezzy until Roberts rolls out the no standing, its a tax good and plenty clause.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:41 PM (I58tH) Don't forget. They kicked her out of the monarchy. And Harry went following the pussy. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:42 PM (vMCab) 254
Damn Nebraskans out smarted us this time!
Nebraska smokes Colorado by proclaiming "Meat on the Menu Day" to coincide with Colorado's veganism-pushing "MeatOut Day" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:42 PM (VVEnO) 255
One of my LIV brothers and his family think the tranny stuff is about the tiny number of genetic anomalies like having both ovaries and testes and not chicks with dicks.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:42 PM (iDvKn) 256
The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place. _________ Or, in my case, the overwhelming and persistent feeling of being out of place everywhere and with everyone. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (pRwFB) 257
So when does he demand the red sox be renamed after some black communist?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (U605+) 258
I'll pay anything for some red sex
Posted by: LeBron at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (6iURM) 259
@stillgray
Tucker Carlson is absolutely on fire tonight as he takes open border Democrats to task for the humanitarian crisis in the south. Video: https://tinyurl.com/yzmxecxz Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (cF8AT) 260
What? The ****bird Master Guns was an 03?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:40 PM (KXkkH) --------- Shit, never mind. I thought you were saying I was air wing. No idea what the Guns is. Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z) 261
One of my LIV brothers and his family think the tranny stuff is about the tiny number of genetic anomalies like having both ovaries and testes and not chicks with dicks.
Posted by: andycanuck Spam him with a few years worth of J. Yaniv stories. Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (P1f+c) 262
Weird, first they hit asian massage/spa places way out north of Marietta/Kennesaw now they hit places ITP.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (yh2er) 263
When Megs became duchess of Sussex, she swore fealty to the throne. This is a disqualifier to become Prezzy until Roberts rolls out the no standing, its a tax good and plenty clause.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin We just need to repeal the Declaration of Independence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (VVEnO) 264
261 One of my LIV brothers and his family think the tranny stuff is about the tiny number of genetic anomalies like having both ovaries and testes and not chicks with dicks.
Posted by: andycanuck Spam him with a few years worth of J. Yaniv stories. Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (P1f+c) Send him the link to the Not The Bee article I posted up thread. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (vMCab) 265
This might be an interesting read for someone who is not too fond of the little white dwarf at the NIH.
https://tinyurl.com/b2ehvcew Posted by: Bozo Conservative....toss the dwarf at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (tjZg/) 266
257 So when does he demand the red sox be renamed after some black communist?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (U605+) the Boston Tsarnaevs Posted by: LeBron at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (6iURM) 267
Mrs. Obama (of all people) poured some cold water on Markle's insatiable ambitions. She might have heard of Markles' plans to run for POTUS.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (zr5Kq) 268
Swore an oath of fealty to the throne. Loses US citizenship. Kicked out of monarchy. Loses Brit citizenship. Forced to roam the world as The Cheap Whore Without a Country.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (I58tH) 269
That space force sergeant major mentioned in his "apology" yet again that Tucker hasn't served a goll-danged gosh-darn day in the military. As someone who served for four years* you only have to know one shitty careerist NCO or officer for the appeal to authority to carry very little weight
That was the US Space Command Senior Enlisted Advisor, not the US Space Force Senior Enlisted Advisor. Posted by: Fox2! at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (afzAq) 270
>>> 263 When Megs became duchess of Sussex, she swore fealty to the throne. This is a disqualifier to become Prezzy until Roberts rolls out the no standing, its a tax good and plenty clause.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin We just need to repeal the Declaration of Independence. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (VVEnO) It's like, more than a hundred years old and stuff! Posted by: SJW at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (b8eqQ) 271
Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd / He's getting together a Death Squad to visit CNN? Too far fetched? Probably. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....toss the dwarf at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (tjZg/) 272
244 Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
--------- Egoist snob Big Brother ass-kisser can keep his harassing mitts off the Reds. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (W+kMI) 273
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson, Nodus Tollens at March 16, 2021 08:46 PM (fP6wv) 274
Shit, never mind. I thought you were saying I was air wing. No idea what the Guns is.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:43 PM (kTF2Z) Nope, you sound too squared away for that. Figured you were taking about some Marine admin ****talking Tucker Carlson about his show regarding military readiness. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:46 PM (KXkkH) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 08:46 PM (mht8P) 276
Somehow I don't think Megan's royal title will be the biggest barrier to her presidential ambitions.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:46 PM (kTF2Z) 277
272 244 Isn't lebron from Ohio? Did he confuse the reds and the red sox?
--------- Egoist snob Big Brother ass-kisser can keep his harassing mitts off the Reds. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:45 PM (W+kMI) They suffered enough with Marge Schott. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (vMCab) 278
ATL-AREA SPA SHOOTINGS:
- 7 dead - 3+ crime scenes - Gunman at large - Motive unknown - All victims believed to be Asian https://tinyurl.com/yz387hal Posted by: Tami --- Just in time for the gun bills being passed in Congress. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (EKULy) 279
I had a mess of General Tso's delivered to spring training.
Posted by: LeBra James at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (W4eKo) 280
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....toss the dwarf into a volcano at March 16, 2021 08:44 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (b8eqQ) 281
So when does he demand the red sox be renamed after some black communist?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Angela Davis Team. Nobody could put her out of the game! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (VVEnO) 282
271 Why is Tucker in El Salvador?
Posted by: f'd / He's getting together a Death Squad to visit CNN? Too far fetched? Probably. ----- He's looking for the Predator. Got a job for the manhunter from space. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM (W+kMI) 283
@Breaking911 5m
per @BrianHillFOX5: Manhunt is for Robert Long, 21, of Woodstock, GA in connection to mass shootings targeting massage parlors in Atlanta-area; police haven't said whether shootings are related. @Breaking911 3m @BrianHillFOX5 reports Long has been taken into custody. Pic at link: https://tinyurl.com/yelr9rwz Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:48 PM (cF8AT) 284
She can run for president of Canada.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:48 PM (U605+) 285
Yes! And after being elected President, she can have the British royal family decapitated with drone strikes and then she will inherit the Crown and she can reunite America and England! Then she can begin reforming the Roman Empire at Hadrian's Wall! And then she can follow the path of Genghis Khan only in reverse and conquer Russia! And then when she holds Mongolia, well, China is just a right turn away and she can take the Middle Kingdom as well! Then in her second hundred days as Empress of the World...
What is "Delusions of Grandeur" turned to 11? Posted by: JB1000 at March 16, 2021 08:48 PM (A6JKa) 286
Just in time for the gun bills being passed in Congress. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM yep, right on cue Posted by: AltonJackson, Nodus Tollens at March 16, 2021 08:49 PM (8CKPS) 287
Tucker Carlson Is Accused of Literally Killing People Because Everything Is Stupid
Some days ago, CNN's Brian Stelter proclaimed that Tucker Carlson, the top-rated Fox News host, is now the "new" Donald Trump. The comparison makes essentially no sense whatsoever, as Tucker and Trump not only disagree on policy, but their styles and the way in which they engage are also completely different. [Over questioning Wuhan vaccinations being pushed by government.] Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:49 PM (iDvKn) Posted by: Miklos Guide at March 16, 2021 08:49 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2021 08:50 PM (EZebt) 290
Name of the suspect in the afternoon massage parlor murders is Robert Aaron and has been got by police. It doesn't say if he's connected to the hours later asian spa murders.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:50 PM (yh2er) 291
An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic. The announcement by leaders of the Jesuit Conference of Canada and the United States is one of the largest initiatives of its kind by any institution, and the largest thus far by the church, The New York Times reported on Monday. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 08:51 PM (63Dwl) 292
GENERAL TSO SHIT MY PAnTS!
Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at March 16, 2021 08:51 PM (/6GbT) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2021 08:51 PM (5XK0y) 294
290 Name of the suspect in the afternoon massage parlor murders is Robert Aaron and has been got by police. It doesn't say if he's connected to the hours later asian spa murders.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:50 PM (yh2er) I was hoping this would have a happy ending. Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2021 08:51 PM (Ti+Tv) 295
Waiting for all the jeering Leftards and breathless reporters to suddenly lose interest when it turns out he is a Biden voter who thinks Asians are "white" and cheat & exploit black people.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (W+kMI) 296
We are still not sure how big of a role Trump played in the shootings of the asians, but here is a FB account of a robert long who "liked" Trump's campaign page, so clearly there is a strong motive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (U605+) 297
That's just Rong.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (iDvKn) 298
From the sidebar om polygamy: The story starts off with quite the faulty premise, that same sex marriage is so common as to be unremarkable.
I so love these people that use "the science is settled" arguments when trying to make a case for the next big thing. I'm guessing that once polyamory or whatever becomes a thing, NAMBLA goes full throttle main stream. Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (If7m8) 299
maybe now Tuca understands what Trump has gone thru for almost 5 years
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (6iURM) Posted by: Classic Hits by Miklos at March 16, 2021 08:52 PM (QzkSJ) 301
They suffered enough with Marge Schott.
Posted by: buzzion The last time they won a World Series was when Marge owned the team. Salad Shooter Bob (present majority owner) is doing a much worse job than Marge ever did. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....toss the dwarf at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/) 302
The suspect looks like he was rejected by a lot of girls.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq) 303
Just looked up the Master Guns. Yep, wing. Doesn't know how to shoot either, based on his rifle and pistol qualification badges.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (kTF2Z) 304
23 invented words for feelings people have but have no words for, at least until now.
-------- Crushed, I tell you, I'm crushed. For some years I've been using 'Confusement' here. Do I make the list? Nooooooo... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (9Fwwf) 305
Name of the suspect in the afternoon massage parlor murders is Robert Aaron
Posted by: banana Dream In the pic he has a Carhart jacket on. Clearly an alt-right, Proud Boy, MAGA hat wearing deplorable! -- MSM Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (Rvt88) 306
Two more plays to finish vibin' with the cat, yeah.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (W+kMI) 307
So of the descendants of the jesuit slaves get reparations, they will forgo any government funded reparations in the future, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (U605+) 308
Shit, never mind. I thought you were saying I was air wing.
You say that like its a bad thing. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2021 08:51 PM (5XK0y) Ok, my bad. Knew some pretty decent people in the airwing. But **** if they had some lax standards compared to the rest of the fleet. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (KXkkH) 309
>>> 286
Just in time for the gun bills being passed in Congress. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 08:47 PM yep, right on cue Posted by: AltonJackson, Nodus Tollens at March 16, 2021 08:49 PM (8CKPS) Totes a coincidence!! Anyway those bills are all a tax!!! Posted by: J. Roberts, Esquire, Constitutional Scholar at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (b8eqQ) 310
There's where your 24 hour rule comes in, spas are now massage parlors. More will change.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (r+sAi) 311
An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic.
The announcement by leaders of the Jesuit Conference of Canada and the United States is one of the largest initiatives of its kind by any institution, and the largest thus far by the church, The New York Times reported on Monday. Posted by: Bertram Cabot They could have supported the poor instead of the stupid. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (gtatv) 312
Miso Holey
Posted by: Luv U Long Time at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (6iURM) 313
Confusedus say man who shoot in massage parlor soon have unhappy ending.
Posted by: Confusedus at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (vPu99) 314
The GOPe is here to stay. The machine is rigging the system to make sure a second tea party never happens again. For example Lisa Murkowski isn't going anywhere thanks to new rules implemented by the corrupt AK GOP/oil lobby machine. A primary challenge is literally next to impossible. https://t.co/160TeUb1Db?amp=1
Posted by: Corona-kun at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (OjTGt) 315
I'll take the under on Biden and the 25th of March. Love the number choice there.
Posted by: Only Context at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (xEIoY) 316
@BrianHillFOX5 reports Long has been taken into custody.
Pic at link: https://tinyurl.com/yelr9rwz Posted by: Tami Has sort of a mass murderer never had a date look to him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (VVEnO) 317
They could have supported the poor instead of the stupid.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated Well, they're Jesuits so. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (Rvt88) 318
The shooter will be a Trump supporter who bought an AR at a gun show and is a member of the Proud Boys. Also a Vet. Also tweets mean stuff.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (I58tH) 319
Crushed, I tell you, I'm crushed.
For some years I've been using 'Confusement' here. Do I make the list? Nooooooo... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2021 08:53 PM (9Fwwf Wahmbulence: The saddness associated with having an idea stolen from you by someone else, who gets your deserved fame. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (LNVrA) 320
294 290 Name of the suspect in the afternoon massage parlor murders is Robert Aaron and has been got by police. It doesn't say if he's connected to the hours later asian spa murders.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:50 PM (yh2er) I was hoping this would have a happy ending. ------ If it was a real happy ending he would've grabbed a gun 'cause he felt lucky, and they would have put more lead in him than Sam Bass. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (W+kMI) 321
Hank Aaron was black, my former neighbor, also an Aaron was black....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:56 PM (U605+) 322
Posted by: Tami at March 16, 2021 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
I wonder who paid him to do this, conveniently before the gun bill(s) go to a vote. Posted by: Toni at March 16, 2021 08:56 PM (/c+mq) 323
@BrianHillFOX5 reports Long has been taken into custody.
Pic at link: https://tinyurl.com/yelr9rwz Posted by: Tami Has sort of a mass murderer never had a date look to him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler Incel! Incel! Kill them all (kill all the incels). Yeah, that's what they'll be chanting...soon. Posted by: Bozo Conservative....toss the dwarf at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (tjZg/) 324
Also tweets mean stuff.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (I58tH) And "was connected to" the Capitol riot. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (U605+) 325
that dude looks like the crying wispy bearded NPC cartoon.
Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (oA+QO) 326
The shooter will be a Trump supporter who bought an AR at a gun show and is a member of the Proud Boys. Also a Vet. Also tweets mean stuff.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (I58tH) Have you seen the pic? Not believable in the least. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (KXkkH) 327
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:54 PM (KXkkH)
Heh! I knew lots of grunts with starched cammies and hi and tights who were shit birds. The nice thing is whether your on the ground or in the air, they usually self identify and get tossed. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (5XK0y) 328
Jesuits had slaves? WTF ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq) 329
318 The shooter will be a Trump supporter who bought an AR at a gun show and is a member of the Proud Boys. Also a Vet. Also tweets mean stuff.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (I58tH) If only Charlene Darling had just runnoft with him, this never would've happened. Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2021 08:58 PM (Ti+Tv) 330
Fight in the E Club!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 08:58 PM (kTF2Z) 331
"Loudoun, Virginia Teachers Plot to "Infiltrate" and "Expose" and Use "Hackers" to Silence Parents Who Object to Critical Race Theory"
=== Yeah, there's your civil war right there. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2021 08:58 PM (EZebt) 332
Heh! I knew lots of grunts with starched cammies and hi and tights who were shit birds. The nice thing is whether your on the ground or in the air, they usually self identify and get tossed.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2021 08:57 PM (5XK0y) Yes, and being in charge of some of those **** details while they were being admin'ed out was some of the worst duty I had. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 08:59 PM (KXkkH) Posted by: Luv U Long Time at March 16, 2021 08:59 PM (6iURM) 334
"Biden" "said" Cuomo should resign on Twitter. I guess Kamala has the password to his account.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 08:59 PM (Uh2oA) 335
Guessing this is some kind of statement on human trafficking, but weird that he's shot the victims of human trafficking and not the pimps
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 08:59 PM (LNVrA) 336
Robert Aaron Long. Neckbeard.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 09:00 PM (U605+) 337
For some years I've been using 'Confusement' here. Do I make the list? Nooooooo...
Posted by: Mike Hammer Is a puzzlement. Posted by: Miklos, King of Siam I am at March 16, 2021 09:01 PM (QzkSJ) 338
254 Damn Nebraskans out smarted us this time!
Nebraska smokes Colorado by proclaiming "Meat on the Menu Day" to coincide with Colorado's veganism-pushing "MeatOut Day" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 08:42 PM (VVEnO) So, Colorado has a "Maggoty Bread Day"? Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 16, 2021 09:01 PM (lWIwR) 339
I'm thinking he was refused services and hated women because of rejection.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Miklos, finger to the wind at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ) 341
et cetera, et cetera...
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (iDvKn) 342
*sticks head through doorway, glances at list*
I like #10, "chrysalism". 100% on board with that one. *wanders off* Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (t+qrx) 343
So, Colorado has a "Maggoty Bread Day"?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 16, 2021 09:01 PM (lWIwR) ------- Yeah, to go with rum, lash and sodomy day. Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (If7m8) 344
California will have an Aztec "Our Hearts Go Out to You" day.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 09:02 PM (I58tH) 345
@298 I'm guessing that once polyamory or whatever becomes a thing, NAMBLA goes full throttle main stream.
-------- I always thought of it as a toss-up whether polyamory or age of consent laws was going to be the next thing. Posted by: junior at March 16, 2021 09:03 PM (PTw5h) 346
I'd sure love to see graphs of "illegal aliens presence in the US" and "human trafficking in the US" overlaid.
Probably nothing relevant there, though. Just a coincidence. Bad luck, even. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:03 PM (bm04m) 347
BREAKING: At least 7 dead in string of spa shootings in Atlanta-area; gunman at large
One of the things our company's product does is monitor social media for things such as this. A quick survey of what came in over the various feeds: 1 dead, 2 dead, 3 dead, 4 dead, 7 dead. Various numbers and permutations of injured; suspect at large, one caught, two caught. Don't believe a single thing you see on social media. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (YuyTg) 348
I thought it was real bigamy!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (iDvKn) 349
63 Following that last video is a few short moments of the cat clawing the face off of whoever was bumping its head forward.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 07:50 PM (yh2er) The puppet indeed has strings Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (LNVrA) 350
Nebraska is on our short list of Places We'd Rather Be Than Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (x8Wzq) 351
I always thought of it as a toss-up whether polyamory or age of consent laws was going to be the next thing. Posted by: junior at March 16, 2021 09:03 PM (PTw5h) *** It's going to be the latter that happens first. It's the entire reason for the big push for six year olds to have some notion of their sexuality. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (bm04m) 352
>>> 345 @298 I'm guessing that once polyamory or whatever becomes a thing, NAMBLA goes full throttle main stream.
-------- I always thought of it as a toss-up whether polyamory or age of consent laws was going to be the next thing. Posted by: junior at March 16, 2021 09:03 PM (PTw5h) Why not both? Posted by: K. Harris at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (b8eqQ) 353
LOL
The Alaska Republican Party voted to censure Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) and vowed to issue a primary challenge to her in 2022- coming after she voted to convict former President Donald Trump during February's impeachment trial. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (U605+) 354
I'm thinking he was refused services and hated women because of rejection.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth Uglier chicks git some. Posted by: Miklos, having a smoke out behind the Denny's at March 16, 2021 09:05 PM (QzkSJ) 355
Shooter dude is 21 yo. And I got the name wrong, it's Robert Aaron Long. How did he get from West of Woodstock to ITP and then back to get arrested? And what's the deal with him and asian massage women?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 09:05 PM (Cr3F1) 356
Who is polygamy for, really? Regular men can only afford one woman. The ruling class already keep harems of whores, but they absolutely must only have one wife to avoid troubles - can't have the bastards laying claim to family money and power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 09:06 PM (Uh2oA) 357
Oh! It's Rachel Corrie Day! Have a pancake!
Posted by: Toni at March 16, 2021 09:06 PM (/c+mq) 358
356 Who is polygamy for, really? Regular men can only afford one woman. The ruling class already keep harems of whores, but they absolutely must only have one wife to avoid troubles - can't have the bastards laying claim to family money and power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 09:06 PM (Uh2oA) Sometimes they might prefer the bastards. You think Hunter Biden would be heir to the family fortune if they had another choice? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (Zm+LZ) 359
It's going to be the latter that happens first. It's the entire reason for the big push for six year olds to have some notion of their sexuality.
It will lose much of its forbidden fruit if adults are able to bugger children as soon as the child can stand. But yes, the trajectory is in that direction, ergo the wide open borders and human trafficking soon to be the wild, wild west as government agents give up. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (DkFt0) 360
I like #10, "chrysalism". 100% on board with that one.
*wanders off* Posted by: hogmartin Cocoon was a pretty good movie. Posted by: Miklos "Don" Ameche at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ) 361
294 290 Name of the suspect in the afternoon massage parlor murders is Robert Aaron and has been got by police. It doesn't say if he's connected to the hours later asian spa murders.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 08:50 PM (yh2er) I was hoping this would have a happy ending. If it was a real happy ending he would've grabbed a gun 'cause he felt lucky, and they would have put more lead in him than Sam Bass. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 08:55 PM (W+kMI) Hey, it could be worse. Posted by: Bob Kraft, rich prevert at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (R/m4+) 362
Shooter dude is 21 yo. And I got the name wrong, it's Robert Aaron Long. How did he get from West of Woodstock to ITP and then back to get arrested? And what's the deal with him and asian massage women?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 09:05 PM (Cr3F1) ------- You done messed up, A-A-Ron! Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2021 09:08 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl) 364
Tucker Carlson Is Accused of Literally Killing People Because Everything Is Stupid
Some days ago, CNN's Brian Stelter proclaimed that Tucker Carlson, the top-rated Fox News host, is now the "new" Donald Trump. The comparison makes essentially no sense whatsoever, as Tucker and Trump not only disagree on policy, but their styles and the way in which they engage are also completely different. [Over questioning Wuhan vaccinations being pushed by government.] Posted by: andycanuck at March 16, 2021 08:49 PM (iDvKn) Zucker must have given Tater an ultimatum on improving ratings by any means necessary. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 16, 2021 09:09 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 09:09 PM (VVEnO) 366
"always thought of it as a toss-up whether polyamory or age of consent laws was going to be the next thing.
Posted by: junior " I don't know about that. Posted by: the chicken at March 16, 2021 09:09 PM (vPu99) 367
But yes, the trajectory is in that direction, ergo the wide open borders and human trafficking soon to be the wild, wild west as government agents give up.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (DkFt0) _____ Which is probably the real reason, as others have noted the Deep State went after PDT, because he was going after child trafficking. Posted by: blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2021 09:10 PM (If7m8) 368
Man told detectives he killed 4 family members over stimulus money
https://is.gd/1aYddt Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 09:08 PM (63Dwl) Local story. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 09:11 PM (2DOZq) 369
The Alaska Republican Party voted to censure Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) and vowed to issue a primary challenge to her in 2022
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 09:04 PM (U605+) --- This is failure theater on steroids. They just instituted a new primary system that makes a challenge literally next to impossible. https://t.co/160TeUb1Db?amp=1 Posted by: Corona-kun at March 16, 2021 09:11 PM (OjTGt) 370
An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic.
== This is beyond stupid. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:11 PM (zr5Kq) 371
Too bad Malor isn't here to answer questions on the weird perversions still being pushed that homo marriage was supposed to eradicate.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 16, 2021 09:12 PM (y7DUB) 372
Man told detectives he killed 4 family members over stimulus money
*** You can buy like two and a half spinny hubcaps for that level of money, yo. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:12 PM (bm04m) 373
always thought of it as a toss-up whether polyamory or age of consent laws was going to be the next thing.
Posted by: junior " I don't know about that. Posted by: the chicken at March 16, 2021 09:09 PM (vPu99) Life sucks. Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (WsidB) 374
370 An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic.
== This is beyond stupid. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:11 PM (zr5Kq Now do the inquisitions and the pedo thing. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (LNVrA) 375
@356 The ruling class already keep harems of whores, but they absolutely must only have one wife to avoid troubles - can't have the bastards laying claim to family money and power.
--------- In the West, sure. In other cultures, not so much. You have The Wife. And then you have the concubines (though they might also bear the title of "wife"; but they're not The Wife). The Wife's son will inherit. The other sons won't inherit nearly as much. And as a result, it'll be more difficult for them to take care of their elderly mothers after Dad passes on and wills 90% of his money to The Wife's son. But the current The Wife isn't necessarily tomorrow's The Wife. If The Wife annoys Dad too much, then one of the other women might end up replacing her as The Wife. And then her son inherits. Posted by: junior at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (PTw5h) 376
Cocoon was a pretty good movie.
Posted by: Miklos "Don" Ameche at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ) I mean, just look at Wilford Brimley, and the first thing you think is "that guy was in more than one movie in the early 1980s with aliens innit". He's just got that look. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (t+qrx) 377
221 The thing is, just don't treat a liberal chick like her dumb ideas are special. If you refuse to pander to that crap, and just honestly don't care, and say a lot of things like "pfffft, ok, whatever, commie" it forces them to do something they've never done - justify their arguments to someone who's thought it out, and ain't about to listen. Seriously, young chicks have *never* had to do that, not in school, or relationships, or life. They start to realize how dumb they sound pretty quick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 08:30 PM (Uh2oA) The problem is that they end up thinking you're racist and anti Semitic (if the girl is jewish, as many of girls I've dated are) and its like a whole thing. Hard to talk your way out of that. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (UPoLF) Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (DMUuz) 379
An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic.
**** It's so weird how the descendants of middle eastern black slaves aren't eligible. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (bm04m) 380
Did the Catholic Church / Pope allow owning of slaves by priests?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (2DOZq) 381
Man this is terrible, wrong place wrong time couldn't have been worse.
https://tinyurl.com/yjdwj55n Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (r+sAi) 382
378 When the Quarantine Cafe closes, we'll still get bats, right?
Because we like bats. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (DMUuz What's this 'we' shit? Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (LNVrA) 383
Who is polygamy for, really? Regular men can only afford one woman. The ruling class already keep harems of whores, but they absolutely must only have one wife to avoid troubles - can't have the bastards laying claim to family money and power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2021 09:06 PM (Uh2oA) Mostly chicks. And some total chads, who are dating insecure girls (mostly overweight or ugly). But mostly chicks. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (UPoLF) 384
"But the current The Wife isn't necessarily tomorrow's The Wife. If The Wife annoys Dad too much, then one of the other women might end up replacing her as The Wife."
Wait... You can do that? Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 09:15 PM (vPu99) 385
100 million is a lot of money for the Jesuits to put up. May have to have a few bake sales. May have to bring back selling indulgences.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 09:16 PM (I58tH) 386
Now do the inquisitions and the pedo thing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (LNVrA) I only wanna know where them got ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to give away. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:16 PM (zr5Kq) 387
Were Catholics ever mean to anyone else?
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (bm04m) 388
And again today, we THANK YOU, Joe Biden, as we are once again seeing record profits thanks to your immigration policy and also because we average $7,000 for each and every one of those kids.
In addition, our imports to your country of meth, fentanyl, and cocaine are getting past the border in record numbers. THANKS, JOE! Posted by: Mexican Drug Cartels at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (sy5kK) 389
The headchoppers that had 4 wives were either incredibly wealthy or incredibly poor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (WsidB) 390
I only wanna know where them got ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to give away.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:16 PM (zr5Kq How much do you think the Catholic Church is worth? I'm guessing it starts with a B. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (LNVrA) 391
Man this is terrible, wrong place wrong time couldn't have been worse.
https://tinyurl.com/yjdwj55n Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (r+sAi Tragic. That said , reminds me of The World According to Garp. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 09:18 PM (2DOZq) 392
Oh, so the white racists will only allow a black man to be part owner? 3/5?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2021 08:36 PM (U605+) The three fifths was the credit the owner got for owning a slave. The blacks themselves got 0 fifths. Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2021 09:18 PM (eoQWY) 393
Man this is terrible, wrong place wrong time couldn't have been worse.
https://tinyurl.com/yjdwj55n Posted by: Guy Mohawk --- Prayers for the families... Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:18 PM (EKULy) 394
I think most chads who fuck around don't even frame it as being poly though, it's always in my experience women bringing up polyamory. Guys might just have a girlfriend and still fuck other girls on the side.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 09:19 PM (icI8A) 395
How much do you think the Catholic Church is worth? I'm guessing it starts with a B.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (LNVrA) Fair market value ? Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:19 PM (zr5Kq) 396
How much do you think the Catholic Church is worth? I'm guessing it starts with a B.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (LNVrA) Not for long if they have to sell hard assets to pay imaginary legal liabilities. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 09:19 PM (KXkkH) 397
387 Were Catholics ever mean to anyone else?
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (bm04m) idk, bunch of different catholic. The Irish Catholics? No, I think we're mostly universally liked, as far as I can tell. Well, other than the English, who tried to ethnically cleanse us along with their Scottish henchmen. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:20 PM (UPoLF) 398
390 I only wanna know where them got ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS to give away.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:16 PM (zr5Kq How much do you think the Catholic Church is worth? I'm guessing it starts with a B. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (LNVrA) Starts with a "T", I think Posted by: In Exile at March 16, 2021 09:20 PM (5uA31) 399
370 An order of Catholic priests has pledged $100 million in reparations to the descendents of people who they owned as slaves during the early decades of the American republic.
----------- 100 millions of offerings by their parishoners to help people dumped onto rich race grifters. Donate your own money and I might care. Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:21 PM (zr5Kq) 401
What's this 'we' shit?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM A man who likes Yoko enough to request (and get, thanks to Misanthropic Humanitarian's consistently above-and-beyond Commenter service) a special-run ONT is complaining about bats? Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (DMUuz) 402
380 Did the Catholic Church / Pope allow owning of slaves by priests?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2021 09:14 PM (2DOZq) There was a papal bull against slavery around the time the Jesuits were founded but it's not like the Catholic Church is a legal authority. Most likely any incidents referenced are in regards to the Americas where slavery was pretty common among the Spanish in regards to both natives and later imported Africans. Even the Crown's later efforts to reduce or eliminate slavery of the natives was largely unsuccessful. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (Zm+LZ) 403
394 I think most chads who fuck around don't even frame it as being poly though, it's always in my experience women bringing up polyamory. Guys might just have a girlfriend and still fuck other girls on the side.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 09:19 PM (icI8A) Yeah. In the pre-covid but post- 10 year relationship days, I was very honest about dating around, and pretty much every girl was okay with that. Which I found odd, because were positions reversed, I would not have been cool with "oh, she spent last night with another dude, no big deal." IDK, women are weird. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (UPoLF) 404
How much do you think the Catholic Church is worth? I'm guessing it starts with a B.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:17 PM (LNVrA) Starts with a "T", I think Posted by: In Exile at March 16, 2021 09:20 PM (5uA31) I think he meant a Brazilian which is more than a Trillion. Come on man. Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq) 405
NO IRISH!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (x8Wzq) 406
A man who likes Yoko enough to request (and get, thanks to Misanthropic Humanitarian's consistently above-and-beyond Commenter service) a special-run ONT is complaining about bats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (DMUuz A common misconception. I don't like Yoko. I just double dog dared him to do it and he did. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (LNVrA) 407
Man told detectives he killed 4 family members over stimulus money
https://is.gd/1aYddt Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. The first, second, or third round? Posted by: Miklos, asking innocently at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (QzkSJ) 408
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Well, who has a problem with the Irish Catholics other than the English and their Scottish minions? Seriously, in the history of Europe -- hard to find any enemies. Irish mostly kept to themselves, other than being chattel slaves for the English. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (UPoLF) 409
Who told Tater he's special. There's something wrong with that boy.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (lgiXo) 410
Every duck search puts the Catholic Church net worth at 20-40 billion.
Oddly enough, the Mormons have more. Like 70 billion. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (LNVrA) 411
Man this is terrible, wrong place wrong time couldn't have been worse.
*** The only way to prevent these senseless tragedies is to ban airplanes. Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (bm04m) 412
The Catholic Church is the world's largest landowner and also has billions in cash reserves. Possibly more than billions
Posted by: In Exile at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (5uA31) 413
I think he meant a Brazilian
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM I thought you liked to sniff hair, Pops. Posted by: Hunter B. at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (DMUuz) 414
Well, who has a problem with the Irish Catholics other than the English and their Scottish minions? Seriously, in the history of Europe -- hard to find any enemies. Irish mostly kept to themselves, other than being chattel slaves for the English.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (UPoLF) I DO !! Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (zr5Kq) 415
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Yes I understand members of the church owning slaves but Priests owning slaves is just something I never heard about. Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (2DOZq) 416
Harry, it's the damn bagpipes !!
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:25 PM (zr5Kq) 417
410 Every duck search puts the Catholic Church net worth at 20-40 billion.
Oddly enough, the Mormons have more. Like 70 billion. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (LNVrA) Those values probably exclude real property. The LDS investment arm alone is tens of billions Posted by: In Exile at March 16, 2021 09:26 PM (5uA31) 418
372 Man told detectives he killed 4 family members over stimulus money
sounds like they have a Soros DA who already let the guy off on previous gun crimes. Posted by: x4 at March 16, 2021 09:26 PM (oA+QO) 419
I mean, just look at Wilford Brimley, and the first thing you think is "that guy was in more than one movie in the early 1980s with aliens innit". He's just got that look.
Posted by: hogmartin Aliens brought the Diabeetus. Posted by: Miklos, saying YES at March 16, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ) 420
The net worth of the whole Roman Catholic Church is officially "undisclosed". But the wealth of the Church in various countries has been. The Vatican itself is worth about $15B. The Church in Australia is estimated at around $30B. Germany's portion of the Church is around $20B. No figures for American Church that I can find. Add in the worth of some of the priceless cathedrals, art, and land holdings and so forth around the world, and yep, you'll probably hit the big T. The Mormon Church is worth $200B worldwide. I did not know that. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 09:27 PM (f1Vqw) 421
The Easter Bunny has been cancelled. Easter Bunny events around here are cancelled because of the 'Rona.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 09:27 PM (VVEnO) 422
Many Irish are dark haired.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:27 PM (zr5Kq) 423
416 Harry, it's the damn bagpipes !!
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:25 PM (zr5Kq) Well, that's mostly the Scottish. The Uilleann pipes aren't as popular culturally (although, it's mostly uilleann pipes you hear in movies and whatnot, although they show Scottish bagpipes in the scenes. Another cultural appropriation.) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:28 PM (UPoLF) 424
Harry, it's the damn bagpipes !!
Posted by: runner Sound me pipe, lassie, and tickle me sporran! Posted by: Miklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMolnar at March 16, 2021 09:28 PM (QzkSJ) 425
Catholic priests never owned slaves but commonly had quite a few young tight hot housekeepers gardeners and stable boys... Brb... Posted by: Jeffy Tubesteak at March 16, 2021 09:28 PM (kd9w9) 426
Shit. Tomorrow is yet another St. Paddy's Day when I can't be in Butte, Montana.
Shit. I was born there. Should count for some kind of discount at the pub. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:28 PM (x8Wzq) 427
I'm indifferent to the wealth or church business, but it would be interesting to know the value of Catholic real estate in the US.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:29 PM (bm04m) 428
415 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 09:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Yes I understand members of the church owning slaves but Priests owning slaves is just something I never heard about. Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (2DOZq) At any substantial distance the locals pretty much do whatever they want. You may note that typically priests join whatever schismatic group is regionally local, even more so bishops and such, where there were major controversies. Sublimis Deus is pretty much the extent of what the Catholic Church could do at the time. Pope says no. They do it anyways. *shrugs* "and that they may and should, freely and legitimately, enjoy their liberty and the possession of their property; nor should they be in any way enslaved; should the contrary happen, it shall be null and have no effect." Broadly ignored. What can you do? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 16, 2021 09:29 PM (Zm+LZ) 429
Slobbering like a mastiff now. I love when foreign cooks take a swing at some food I am familiar with.
https://youtu.be/0yNgz0q-suc Posted by: Downcast at March 16, 2021 09:29 PM (cpKWe) 430
The Mormon Church is worth $200B worldwide. I did not know that.
Posted by: publius *GLARE GLARE GLARE* Posted by: the Scientologists at March 16, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ) 431
Starts with a "T", I think
---------- At least, and that's just the priceless art and sculpture. Imagine the artifacts, gold and property holdings all over the world. I think they're doing ok. Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 09:30 PM (+ya+t) 432
427 I'm indifferent to the wealth or church business, but it would be interesting to know the value of Catholic real estate in the US.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:29 PM (bm04m) Definitely worth some money. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:30 PM (UPoLF) 433
>>> Yes I understand members of the church owning slaves but Priests owning slaves is just something I never heard about.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2021 09:24 PM (2DOZq) Remember in the Bible where it talks about some very wealthy men would come to the temple in freshly torn clothes and ashes on their face making a grand display of their contrition? I think this "reparations" is a bit like that. Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 09:30 PM (Cr3F1) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 09:30 PM (VVEnO) 435
Well, who has a problem with the Irish Catholics other than the English and their Scottish minions? Seriously, in the history of Europe -- hard to find any enemies. Irish mostly kept to themselves, other than being chattel slaves for the English. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:23 PM (UPoLF) Historically, Ireland has been so poor that nobody wanted it. It was only in the early '70's, when tax laws changed a lot and Ireland took advantage of it so many multi-national corporations could build mfg plants there to take advantage of the low corporate tax rates (compared to all other European nations) and locals got good paying jobs for the first time. An international company dodged higher tax rates by going to Ireland first, then into Europe. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK) 436
Funny how money absolves sin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:31 PM (LNVrA) 437
The birthday of me as well. My Mom came very close to calling me Patrick.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PUmDY) 438
I'm indifferent to the wealth or church business, but it would be interesting to know the value of Catholic real estate in the US.
Posted by: Lysenko A bit less Posted by: Mrs. Bernie Sanders at March 16, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ) 439
publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Buy a lot of communion wafers. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 16, 2021 09:30 PM (VVEnO Big bowl of Christ Chex. I'll see myself out to say 10 Hail Mary's. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:32 PM (x8Wzq) 440
Funny how money absolves sin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:31 PM (LNVrA) Are we back to indulgences ? Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (zr5Kq) 441
'sounds like they have a Soros DA who already let the guy off on previous gun crimes.
Posted by: x4' The shooter was accused of shooting a man five times on the city's north west side in early 2017 but was released from custody in 2018 after pleading guilty to a lesser charge Posted by: f'd at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (vPu99) 442
(sigh) gotta go all Gaelic tomorrew we the mates an was thinkin' me dutch/english/scandanavian procursers ar at the cemetary, shakin their heads.
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (Xo3T0) 443
376 Cocoon was a pretty good movie.
Posted by: Miklos "Don" Ameche at March 16, 2021 09:07 PM (QzkSJ) I mean, just look at Wilford Brimley, and the first thing you think is "that guy was in more than one movie in the early 1980s with aliens innit". He's just got that look. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 09:13 PM (t+qrx) Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment. Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (hKTv8) 444
422 Many Irish are dark haired.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:27 PM (zr5Kq) And are called "Black Irish". Cuz the Spanish rolled in there many centuries ago and did their thing with the Irish lassies. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK) 445
The birthday of me as well. My Mom came very close to calling me Patrick.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:32 PM (PUmDY) Cosmic Charlies is not a bad name. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:34 PM (zr5Kq) 446
Funny how money absolves sin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:31 PM (LNVrA) Only on this side 'BAMA. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 16, 2021 09:34 PM (KXkkH) 447
Many Irish are dark haired.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:27 PM (zr5Kq) And are called "Black Irish". Cuz the Spanish rolled in there many centuries ago and did their thing with the Irish lassies. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK) "Oi'm Black, an' oim prood!" Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (x8Wzq) 448
Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris So. You're saying I have a chance. Posted by: Miklos, going directly to "distinguished old actor" for $$$$$ at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (QzkSJ) 449
Ireland had a big ship building industry didn't it? Titanic was built there I think.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (+ya+t) 450
Thank God they were Episcopaleans then.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (PUmDY) 451
Phil Lynott was Legit Black Irish. May he rest in peace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (x8Wzq) 452
Oh jeez, I didn't even think about the art. I'd love to see an estimate on that worldwide.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:36 PM (bm04m) 453
Worse, when a danish sonofabitch wanted to marry in we had a conversation, outside.
Racism/equity score: 0 Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2021 09:36 PM (Xo3T0) 454
Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (hKTv Correction - he was only 49! According to Wikipedia, he turned 50 while filming it. Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 09:37 PM (hKTv8) 455
I think vibing cat is Smudge taking a break from slamming Karen?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 16, 2021 09:37 PM (n/szn) 456
And are called "Black Irish". Cuz the Spanish rolled in there many centuries ago and did their thing with the Irish lassies. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK) "Analysis of the remains of a 5,200 year-old Irish farmer suggested that the population of Ireland at that time was closely genetically related to the modern-day populations of southern Europe, especially Spain and Sardinia. Her ancestors, however, originally migrated from the Middle East, the cradle of agriculture.Meanwhile, the research team also examined the remains of three 4,000 year-old men from the Bronze Age and revealed that another wave of migration to Ireland had taken place, this time from the edges of Eastern Europe. One third of their ancestry came from the Steppe region of Russia and Ukraine, so their ancestors must have gradually spread west across Europe." Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:38 PM (zr5Kq) 457
Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris Really funny, when you think about it. Some guys just look old. Like Abe Vigoda. He looked 60 when he was maybe mid-to-late 40s when they did Barney Miller. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:38 PM (x8Wzq) 458
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK)
Not really. Ireland was poor because it was an occupied country where the English and Scottish stole all of the valuable land, put the Irish on the shittiest land in the country as share croppers / slaves, made them farm the fields in the land rich parts of the country. Only shitty crops like potatoes would grow in the shit soil the Irish were allowed to live on. When the blight hit Ireland, plenty of food was exported to Great Britain, but the Irish starved to death because all they had to eat was potatoes, and the English said, "well, this is the natural solution to the 'Irish problem.'" During the Famine, there were record food exports to England and Scotland from Ireland. They ethnically cleansed over a million Irish, and chased several million additional Irish off their island to the US, Canada, and Australia. (1/2) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:39 PM (UPoLF) 459
Oh jeez, I didn't even think about the art. I'd love to see an estimate on that worldwide.
Posted by: Lysenko There's a whole book (novel) "The Shoes of the Fisherman" In the movie version, the Vatican sells its art collection to feed the starving Chinese and prevent war. Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at March 16, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ) 460
So, Irish are a mix...of Russians and Spaniards.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:40 PM (zr5Kq) 461
457 Walter Brennan.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 09:40 PM (I58tH) 462
100 million is a lot of money for the Jesuits to put up. May have to have a few bake sales. May have to bring back selling indulgences.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 09:16 PM (I58tH) May have to sober up. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 16, 2021 09:40 PM (y7DUB) 463
Funny how money absolves sin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA --- Except it doesn't, contrary to what Joel Olsteen may believe. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:40 PM (EKULy) 464
Historically, Ireland was pretty "rich."
And since we're now, as a culture, playing the Oppression Olympics, this is now a thing again. On both sides of my family, my grandparents (and great grandparents on the other side) came to the US fleeing a literal genocide and arrived to "irish need not apply" signs. And then they passed completely anti-Irish and anti-Italian laws, namely prohibition, because there was a stereotype that the Catholics were a bunch of degenerate drunks. To this day, we call the "drunk wagon" a "Paddy wagon." It's kind of a fucked up history. Plus the Irish that came here during the founding of this country came as slaves -- I'm sorry, "indentured servants." So, cmon now. Let's not pretend it's funny to shit on the Irish. We've had a rough go of it, and it continues to this day. (2/2) Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:41 PM (UPoLF) 465
Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (hKTv Correction - he was only 49! According to Wikipedia, he turned 50 while filming it. Posted by: Darrell Harris --- I'm 52 now... *sigh* Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:41 PM (EKULy) 466
Don't forget Jesuits are the order that Pope Commie I comes from.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:41 PM (vMCab) 467
100 million is a lot of money for the Jesuits to put up. May have to have a few bake sales. May have to bring back selling indulgences.
Posted by: bill in arkansas Is my AoS hash at risk of being auctioned off? Posted by: Father Miklos, SJ at March 16, 2021 09:42 PM (QzkSJ) 468
463, Tom Cruise wants a word
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:42 PM (PUmDY) 469
Didn't the pope just say they had a budget deficit a couple of days ago? Didn't believe it then, certainly don't believe it now. http://bit.ly/395Evsb
Posted by: Toni at March 16, 2021 09:42 PM (/c+mq) 470
Dude I once worked with was 37 but looked 73. Serious wrinkles, gray hair... receding, liver spots and a general gait that you would expect from an 70-some year old man. I think there's a condition that causes this type of appearance. It's not marriage. Maybe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 16, 2021 09:42 PM (3H9h1) 471
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, yeah, the Celtic people, who were early settlers of Europe were really the "missing link" between the Europeans and the Africans, as the old "progressive" theory goes. Makes total sense. Like the book "when scotland was Jewish." I totally buy it. /s Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:43 PM (UPoLF) 472
449 Ireland had a big ship building industry didn't it? Titanic was built there I think.
Posted by: dartist Yes, sort of. Northern Ireland, in Belfast. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 09:43 PM (1NY5O) 473
Tom Cruise wants a word
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie --- He'll find out he was wrong also. We all will. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:43 PM (EKULy) 474
>> I'd love to see an estimate on that worldwide.
"Priceless" in the true sense of the word. Much of that stuff is of a class that no price can be put on it. It's not going to be sold, and no one could buy it. If it were stolen, it couldn't be sold. No one would buy it. And the relics as well. What price would you put on the Shroud of Turin? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 09:44 PM (f1Vqw) 475
Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 09:33 PM (hKTv Holy shit. What is that in people years? Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 09:44 PM (t+qrx) 476
Ireland had taken place, this time from the edges of Eastern Europe. One third of their ancestry came from the Steppe region of Russia and Ukraine, so their ancestors must have gradually spread west across Europe."
Posted by: runner My godson is Hungarian-Irish, and named after me. I hope they keep an eye on that one. Posted by: Miklos, who might be spared in the Great Celtic-Magyar Cleansing Wars at March 16, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ) 477
And the relics as well. What price would you put on the Shroud of Turin?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 09:44 PM (f1Vqw) Did you know that most of the recent Popes regarded that as a hoax? But Commie I went and visited it. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:45 PM (vMCab) 478
Harry, you just don't want to celebrate your Russian heritage. Admit it.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:45 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:45 PM (bm04m) 480
449 Ireland had a big ship building industry didn't it? Titanic was built there I think.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 09:35 PM (+ya+t) No. the Titantic and others were built with basically slave labor in occupied northern island. Which was an English/ Scottish enclave. This kind of shit is what led to "the troubles." Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:46 PM (UPoLF) 481
472 449 The shipyards of the day employed actuaries to determine the acceptable number of deaths when building a ship, and there were plenty. No safety gear, poor lighting, long days.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 16, 2021 09:46 PM (I58tH) 482
When I was serving in the Army I knew a MSG who was 37, but looked 57. He was tore up as shit. Seriously, he looked older than my dad, who was in his 50s at the time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq) 483
I'm willing to be that, with a few exceptions, nobody here can accurately explain what an indulgence is.
Without looking it up. Like how everyone confuses the Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth. Posted by: Sal at March 16, 2021 09:47 PM (duS67) 484
465 Wilford Brimley was only 51 when he acted in Cocoon. Let that sink in for a moment.
Correction - he was only 49! According to Wikipedia, he turned 50 while filming it. I'm 52 now... *sigh* yeah, well, i'm season three of abe vigoda in barney miller years old. Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2021 09:47 PM (5br8a) 485
And the relics as well. What price would you put on the Shroud of Turin?
-------- I'm not touching it. Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 09:47 PM (+ya+t) 486
They used hair dye and makeup to make Brimley look older in Cocoon.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2021 09:48 PM (xPl2J) 487
Don't forget Jesuits are the order that Pope Commie I comes from.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:41 PM (vMCab) The only one. The old timer Cardinals knew better. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 16, 2021 09:48 PM (y7DUB) 488
478 Harry, you just don't want to celebrate your Russian heritage. Admit it.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:45 PM (zr5Kq) ...kind of funny. Sure, many Irish women were raped by Scandinavians -- not quit Russian, but sure. Both sides of my family are fairly recently arrived Irish immigrants in NYC and Boston, and I'm about 8% Norwegian. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:48 PM (UPoLF) 489
I look at the overwhelming majority of our current society and the first thought is DILLIGAF. I'm very comfortable having been raised in accord with the values that are so debased by the left and will under NO circumstance discard or alter them.
It's my sincere hope this causes large segments of the leftwit pudsnackers great heartburn. Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2021 09:48 PM (KATBx) 490
No. the Titantic and others were built with basically slave labor in occupied northern island. Which was an English/ Scottish enclave.
The invisible hand doesn't work worth a fvck when all those controlling the means of production collude to keep labor in their place. Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 16, 2021 09:49 PM (VUjw9) 491
And the relics as well. What price would you put on the Shroud of Turin?
Well it's not for sell cause I picked it up a few years ago. Yup. A cool $5k. The Shroud of Turrine. Oh Wait... Muthafu....!!! Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 09:49 PM (axyOa) 492
Well it's not for sell cause I picked it up a few years ago. Yup. A cool $5k. The Shroud of Turrine.
Oh Wait... Muthafu....!!! Coulda been worse. You could have ended up with the Shroud of Urine. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 09:50 PM (SchxB) Posted by: Miklos the Thespian at March 16, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ) 494
Evenin' Horde!
We're watching Electric Dreams, on the advice of several Morons. Sadly there's only one season. We're watching the last episode, "Kill All Others". It's kind of disturbing, in a "is this where we're heading?" sorta way. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 09:51 PM (CAJOC) 495
When I was serving in the Army I knew a MSG who was 37, but looked 57. He was tore up as shit. Seriously, he looked older than my dad, who was in his 50s at the time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:47 PM (x8Wzq) I knew CPOs who were younger than I am now and looked like that Nazi after he drank from the wrong grail. My first Chief of the Boat looked like he had been fished out of a reservoir after a week. Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2021 09:51 PM (t+qrx) 496
Coulda been worse. You could have ended up with the Shroud of Urine.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 16, 2021 09:50 PM (SchxB) Pretty sure that's an Exodus song. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:51 PM (x8Wzq) 497
Wellerman (Argules remix + electric guitars + Vibe cat)
https://tinyurl.com/yfo9749g Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 16, 2021 09:51 PM (kgQDj) 498
494, Kill All Others
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:52 PM (PUmDY) 499
The invisible hand doesn't work worth a fvck when all those controlling the means of production collude to keep labor in their place.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 16, 2021 09:49 PM (VUjw9) Definitely some truth in that. Anyways, my generation grew up trying to move past this stuff. But clearly, we're supposed to dwell on the past in the current zeitgeist, which is totally healthy for society. I was commenting on this earlier with people of various ethnic backgrounds, and I have to say -- I think people underestimate how pissed the Irish diaspora really is about how everything has played out. You should heard the things our grandparents said. I'm sure other groups feel the same way. So, yeah, let's totally devolve in to ancient tribal disputes. Totally healthy for a society. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:53 PM (UPoLF) 500
My kittehs ain't feelin' the vibe.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:53 PM (EKULy) 501
Always thought the shroud was fake. I believed the custom at the time was to wrap the body, like a mummy, not just drape a blanket over it like the shroud would imply.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:53 PM (LNVrA) 502
I love electric dreams. Halfway thru, 1st episode is only meh one so far
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:54 PM (PUmDY) 503
The federal government sent me a letter asking me why I haven't activated my COVID Biden Bucks. Very odd, so I called up and gave them a bunch of info to activate my little plastic card. Weird fucking bastards.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 09:54 PM (03n3v) Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:54 PM (EKULy) 505
I think Irish Pride is a big East Coast thing - NY, Boston. Not so much in the Middle West, though as you can imagine it has plenty of people of Irish heritage.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:56 PM (zr5Kq) 506
500 My kittehs ain't feelin' the vibe.
--------- Some cool cats do, some square cats don't, some bored cats don't give a damn. Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 09:56 PM (W+kMI) 507
If you like electric dreams, try love Death robots on Netflix. Also, altered carbon is fantastic. Black mirror is very similar as well.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:57 PM (LNVrA) 508
We can't figure out how a 3x9 sheet of cloth was made but we're going to fix global warming.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 16, 2021 09:57 PM (bm04m) Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 09:57 PM (yL25O) 510
505 I think Irish Pride is a big East Coast thing - NY, Boston. Not so much in the Middle West, though as you can imagine it has plenty of people of Irish heritage.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:56 PM (zr5Kq) A lot of intermixing I believe. One of my grandparents was half Irish. The rest are all pretty much German. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (vMCab) 511
Yesterday wife and I spent half a day clearing a path through the snow so we could drive out to work. Today, our worthless HOA rented a Bobcat to clear out the snow. Took all of ten minutes.
I fucking hate this place. We have lived here for 20 fucking years. Quit treating us like we're losers on the dole or whatever the fuck. *eyes heavy bag* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (x8Wzq) 512
502 I love electric dreams. Halfway thru, 1st episode is only meh one so far
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 09:54 PM (PUmDY) --------------------- The one with the virtual reality "vacation"? Wasn't my favorite. I'm glad we stuck with it though. Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (CAJOC) 513
505 I think Irish Pride is a big East Coast thing - NY, Boston. Not so much in the Middle West, though as you can imagine it has plenty of people of Irish heritage.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 09:56 PM (zr5Kq) We're mostly concentrated from NYC - Maine, with the heaviest concentration in Massachusetts, which I think is the only state with a plurality of Irish. Very few of us went west. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (UPoLF) 514
Good news is St Patrick's Day is tomorrow.
Dude is one of my heroes. Posted by: TexasDan --- I'll wear my John Deere hoodie to my neurosurgery appt. Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (EKULy) 515
Supposed to be a severe weather outbreak across Alabama tomorrow. So much for St Paddy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 09:59 PM (LNVrA) 516
Good news is St Patrick's Day is tomorrow.
Dude is one of my heroes. Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2021 09:57 PM (yL25O) My favorite Irishman is Thomas Meagher. An unusually driven man. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (x8Wzq) 517
Good news is St Patrick's Day is tomorrow.
Dude is one of my heroes. Posted by: TexasDan Would that he could cast the snakes out of Washington Posted by: Miklos, planning to do the corned beef in the Instant Pot at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ) 518
A lot of intermixing I believe. One of my grandparents was half Irish. The rest are all pretty much German.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (vMCab) Depends, I guess. All of my relatives were 100% Irish, going back to Ireland. On my dads side, both grandparents were born in Ireland, and on my moms side, both were born in the US to Irish immigrants. I think that's a pretty common story in New England. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (UPoLF) 519
Praying for you, SMH.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (TdMsT) 520
Yes. The actress from True Blood is terrible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (PUmDY) 521
ONT Nood.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (EKULy) 522
Chicago has a rather large Irish community or has that changed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (1NY5O) 523
I think Irish Pride is a big East Coast thing - NY, Boston. Not so much
in the Middle West, though as you can imagine it has plenty of people of Irish heritage. -------- Downtown Chicago St. Patty's Day was wild when you could drink outdoors. Dyed the river green and everyone was Irish. Mayor Daley was Irish and he played it up. No idea how I made it home from some of those. Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (+ya+t) 524
Barbara O'Neil probably played older better than anyone
Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 10:02 PM (6iURM) 525
518 A lot of intermixing I believe. One of my grandparents was half Irish. The rest are all pretty much German.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 09:58 PM (vMCab) Depends, I guess. All of my relatives were 100% Irish, going back to Ireland. On my dads side, both grandparents were born in Ireland, and on my moms side, both were born in the US to Irish immigrants. I think that's a pretty common story in New England. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (UPoLF) There's a lot more to this country than New England. Chicago doesn't dye the river green on March 17th for shits and giggles. Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:02 PM (vMCab) 526
The debate over the Shroud will go on. It's always fascinated me -- the scientific investigations. Which go back and forth. The image on the Shroud is a negative, and it contains full 3-D information. You can even find attempts to reconstruct the face from that image info. What process formed the image is another question. No one knows. I remember reading a paper claiming it was a burst of highly collimated EM radiation. As if a body were lying there, wrapped, and suddenly there was a burst of incredibly intense light that came from the body itself. Which sounds exactly what the SFX for a movie about such a thing would entail. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw) 527
My maternal Irish kin came over early. Early 1700's from county Mayo. Paternal side came in late 1700's. I even have a great kilt but won't wear it tomorrow as my fav iris pubs have closed. Permanently.
Damned Covid BS. Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2021 10:05 PM (axyOa) 528
There were quite a few Irish in the early settlements of the Southern colonies in the US and quite a few Scots as well.
Savannah, for example, has one of the larger St. Patrick's Day fests in the US, in part because the GA lowlands and the SC uplands were settled in part from Ireland. And of course, some were Scots that tarried a bit in Ireland before heading to the U.S. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (pO7gM) 529
Qtards. They knowingly and unknowingly sowed confusion which resulted in massive apathy. Relatively few attended the Stop the Steal protests partly due to pussy "conservatives" who were scared a few antifa punks or catching a cold. The Qtards stayed home "trusting the plan". We richly deserve the shithole we find ourselves in.
Posted by: Iggycaster at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (+UuBH) 530
Skardshytless: The feeling you get when putting the flag back in the cup *just* as a bolt of lightening hits the water hazard in front of the adjacent tee box.
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