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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/16/21)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I don’t really know what to think about it, to tell you the truth. He just really loved the dog."Martha Burton


Quote II

“If I get to the point where there is a judgment that says, ‘You must say you hate Israel and the Jews’, I would rather cease to be Chief Justice. If I get to the point where they say, ‘Mogoeng, you must say you hate the Palestinians and Palestine’, I would rather cease to be Chief Justice than to do it, because my God has instructed me to love and not to hate. I hate evil deeds, I don’t hate anybody.” South Africa’s Chief Justice Mogoeng Mogoeng


Quote III


"They're coming after us for having 10, 15 people in a small environment. It absolutely makes no sense and [is] completely unconstitutional,"

"I've got nothing left to lose. I'm opposing tyranny. ... I'm doing COVID-19 safety protocols."Restaurant co-owner Lucas Lepejian

Quote IV

Of course, there are national health systems in Canada, Mexico, England, and France, among many others, and the uniformity of failure across this heterodox group suggests that structure may have made less of a difference than culture.Tyler Cowen


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LOLGF The woman who couldn't be a princess, who wants to be president still has mortgage payments to make. ***SNORT***

A GoFundMe page set up to pay off the mortgage on Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s $14.6 million California estate has gone bust — after raising a measly $110, a report says.

Anastasia Hanson, 56, of California told Britain’s the Sun that she started the fundraising effort because she seriously felt sorry for the multimillionaire royal couple — after Harry publicly whined to Oprah Winfrey about being financially cut off by Buckingham Palace.

“When they came to the USA, they were without jobs and with limited funds,” said Hanson, who lives about 25 minutes from the princely pair’s palatial estate in swanky Montecito.

“They’ve stated that they’ve had a very rough time, so this fundraiser is a way to give help, compassion, and love by paying their home loan in full.”

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For those who aren't Christians some of our basic beliefs are that God created Adam and Eve. And not Adam and Steve. Our beliefs also include the marriage between a man and a woman. Marriage is defined in the Book of Genesis. Genesis 2:24 — The New International Version (NIV)
24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

OK Don Lemon, if we Christians are supposed to go out and meet people and break bread with them, Maybe the ever so smart Don Lemon should study the entire Bible and not just cherry pick Bible verses that rationalize his life style.

“So I think that religion and the pew keeps us from actually — they’re barriers from people actually getting to know each other. So I would say to the pope and the Vatican and all Christians or Catholics or whomever, whatever religion you happen to belong to out there, go out and meet people and try to understand people, and do what the Bible and what Jesus actually said, if you believe in Jesus, and that is to love your fellow man and judge not lest ye be not judged,” Lemon added, garbling Jesus’ words in Matthew 7:1-3.

“Instead of having the pew hinder you, having the church hinder you… start breaking bread with people,” Lemon urged. He went on to tout how well-connected he is, claiming he enjoys barbecues with Whoopi Goldberg, Sunny Hostin, and the other hosts of The View.


I have friends who are of different faiths, atheists and agnostics. I don't hate them. Christians aren't perfect but we are forgiven.


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It's been nearly 11 years since the Deep Water Horizon oil spill off the coast of Louisiana. There has been many studies about ocean oil spills since then. Now one report says that oil in the ocean photooxidizes within hours to days.

A new study led by scientists at the University of Miami (UM) Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Science demonstrates that under realistic environmental conditions oil drifting in the ocean after the DWH oil spill photooxidized into persistent compounds within hours to days, instead over long periods of time as was thought during the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill. This is the first model results to support the new paradigm of photooxidation that emerged from laboratory research.


After an oil spill, oil droplets on the ocean surface can be transformed by a weathering process known as photooxidation, which results in the degradation of crude oil from exposure to light and oxygen into new by-products over time. Tar, a by-product of this weathering process, can remain in coastal areas for decades after a spill. Despite the significant consequences of this weathering pathway, photooxidation was not taken into account in oil spill models or the oil budget calculations during the Deepwater Horizon spill.


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Not only did this individual have good safety chains. He had a Lucky Rabbit's Foot shoved up his ass.

In an amazing twist of fate, no one was seriously injured after a truck crashed through a barrier and tipped over a bridge.

They’re called “safety chains” for a reason, but perhaps never for this reason. In a shocking Facebook post on Monday, Idaho’s Magic Valley Paramedics (MVP) shared images of a Ford pickup dangling perilously over the edge of a bridge.

According to the Idaho State Police, witnesses on Interstate 84 saw the driver of a 2004 F-350 pulling an approximately 30-foot camp trailer lose control. Witnesses told police the truck hit the right-side barrier, then swerved and smashed into the left-side barrier, eventually tipping over the barrier and nearly plummeting into Malad Gorge some 80-100 feet below.

Nearly, but not quite. In an unbelievable turn of fortune, the safety chain connecting the pickup and camper held the entire weight of the truck — which dangled facedown into the gorge — while the camper remained pressed against the barrier.


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Good bye "Slave".

Dictionary.com to Delete the Word “Slave”
As social engineering goes into high gear, updates to the Newspeak Dictionary come fast and furious. Dictionary.com will now delete the word “slave” from our vocabulary.

Via Yahoo Life:

As part of its ongoing efforts to feature language that is more inclusive and reflective of modern-day society, Dictionary.com will no longer include the word “slave” as a noun identifying a person, instead using the adjective “enslaved” or referencing the institution of slavery.

The wordy phrase “inclusive and reflective of modern-day society” is a euphemism for “compliant with current leftist dogma.”

The word “slave” is to be canceled because leftists disapprove of it for being “dehumanizing.” Whether a word is included in the dictionary depends on how progressive ideologues think the word makes people feel.

Despite all the words our moonbat rulers have abolished, dictionaries won’t necessarily get smaller, because they also add terms.

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Thank you White House Resident Slobberin' Joe Biden. $4.00 a Gallon Gas This Summer? Here's How It Could Happen.

In recent weeks, oil prices have surged to more than $65 a barrel. And gas prices in step already have risen about 35 cents a gallon on average over the past month, according to the AAA motor club—and could reach the much-feared $4 a gallon territory in some states by this summer.

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Google continues its push to get into every aspect of your life. It is rather quite creepy.

Bloomberg) -- Google’s Nest unit is expanding into health technology with a feature that tracks sleep patterns, offering a potential new revenue stream but also raising privacy concerns.

The company unveiled the second-generation model of its Nest Hub smart display in a blog post Tuesday, and this time it comes with a function called Sleep Sensing that monitors the breathing and movement of a person sleeping next to the screen -- without a camera or needing to wear a device in bed.

The system also detects disturbances such as coughing and snoring, along with light and temperature changes using the Nest Hub’s built-in microphones and ambient light and temperature sensors. Over time, it learns the user’s sleep patterns and gives personalized recommendations.


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The Foilies 2021: Recognizing the Year’s Worst in Government Transparency. Recognizing the year’s worst in government transparency

The day after the 2021 inauguration, Sen. Chris Murphy of Connecticut took to Twitter to declare: “Biden is making transparency cool again.”

This was a head-scratcher for many journalists and transparency advocates. Freedom of Information—the concept that government documents belong to and must be accessible to the people—has never not been cool. Using federal and local public records laws, a single individual can uncover everything from war crimes to health code violations at the local taqueria. How awesome is that? If you need more proof: there was an Australian comic book series called “Southern Squadron: Freedom of Information Act”; the classic anime *Evangelio*n has a Freedom of Information Act cameo; and the Leeds-based post-punk Mush received 7.4 stars from Pitchfork for its latest album “Lines Redacted.”

OK, now that we’ve put that down in writing we realize that the line between “cool” and “nerdy” might be a little blurry. But you know what definitely is not cool? Denying the public’s right to know. In fact, it suuucks.

Since 2015, The Foilies have served as an annual opportunity to name-and-shame the uncoolest government agencies and officials who have stood in the way of public access. We collect the most outrageous and ridiculous stories from around the country from journalists, activists, academics, and everyday folk who have filed public records and experienced retaliation, over-redactions, exorbitant fees, and other transparency malpractice. We publish this rogues gallery as a faux awards program during Sunshine Week (March 14-20, 2021), the annual celebration of open government organized by the News Leaders Association.


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The results should be interesting. But, I'm quite content not to participate.

In an attempt to gather data on the effects of long-term isolation without any notion of time on the human brain, 15 volunteers will spend 40 days in a cave in Ariège, in the south of France.

In what is being described as a “world first”, eight men and seven women will be spending 40 days isolated in a large cave, without phones, watches or any type of device that could help them tell time. The project is called Deep Time and it’s the brain child of Franco-Swiss explorer Christian Clot, who himself is one of the participants. He along with the 40 other volunteers will started their “timeless life” experiment today, and will be spending the next 40 days isolated in a large cave in the Pyrénées mountains. They are all equipped with sensors allowing a dozen scientists to follow them from the surface.


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Hey Yogi, these don't look like picnic baskets.........

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I still want the magic wand. However, my desire for a crystal ball has left.

According to the Delton, Wisconsin fire department, a home fire last week was sparked by a crystal ball on a table in the living room. As none of the residents or responders were injured, I feel more comfortable making the obvious joke: Shouldn't the crystal ball have enabled them to predict this?From the Delton Fire Department Facebook page:

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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help."


SBA Mistakenly Paid Out $692 Million In Duplicate PPP Loans: Watchdog

Just when you thought the Paycheck Protection Program couldn't get more fraudulent, an internal watchdog for the US Small Business Administration (SBA) acknowledged that $692 million in duplicate small-business pandemic relief loans were issued due to 'technical errors and other mistakes,' according to Reuters.


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Slowly, in bits and pieces President Trump's claims are coming to fruition. Too little, too late.

A Michigan judge ruled last week Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson (D) broke state law when she unilaterally issued rules related to absentee balloting, legitimizing a key claim made by the Trump campaign in its legal challenges to the 2020 election.

Benson issued several unilateral orders during the 2020 election including sending absentee ballot applications to all registered voters. She also issued “guidance” on how to evaluate absentee ballots, a move Michigan Court of Claims Chief Judge Christopher Murray held violated the state’s Administrative Procedures Act.

Although the November 6th election was a debacle. It obviously wasn't a hill worth fighting for if you are a certain Republican leader. Mitch McConnell darkly threatens 'scorched earth Senate' if Democrats eliminate the filibuster


Whatever Mitch.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day:16 Mar 1991
Seven members of Country singer Reba McEntire's band and her road manager were among 10 people killed when their private jet crashed in California just north of the Mexican border. McEntire, who had given a private concert in San Diego for IBM employees the night before, was not on the plane. via thisdayinmusic.com


AND



On this day: 16 Mar 1954
American musician, singer, songwriter, Nancy Wilson who with Heart had the 1986 US No.1 single 'These Dreams, and the 1987 US No.1 & UK No.3 single 'Alone'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Oh hell, never mind. Genius Award Winner.

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.

Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and “a large uneaten pickle in his other hand.” Detiege, the cop added, was “using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”

Seen above, Detiege was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County jail in lieu of $150 bond.


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Is there a cure for moderate to severe depression on the horizon? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A powerful hallucinogenic drug known for its part in shamanic rituals is being trialled as a potential cure for depression for the first time.

Participants will be given the drug DMT, followed by talking therapy.

It is hoped this could offer an alternative for the significant number of people who don't respond to conventional pills for depression.

Psychedelic-assisted therapy might offer longer-term relief from symptoms, some researchers believe.

A growing body of evidence indicates other psychedelic drugs, particularly alongside talking therapy, are safe and can be effective for treating a range of mental illnesses.

This will be the first time DMT is given to people with moderate to severe depression in a clinical trial.

Carol Routledge, the chief scientific officer of Small Pharma, the company running the trial said: "We believe the impact will be almost immediate, and longer lasting than conventional antidepressants."


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1 About time.

Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (EKULy)

2 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (ofYez)

3 Først!

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (iOxrB)

4 th

Posted by: CCR at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (Z7toj)

5 Top ten?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

6 Thank you all for putting up with me. You keep me a little saner every day.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (HK8/E)

7 boom

Posted by: mot at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (jad3h)

8 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (WsidB)

9 SMH--praying for you, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

10 1 About time.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (EKULy)

I see you've been hangin' with Lin-duh..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

11 Ahhh. ::Manspreads:: Hello, ONT.

Great job, as always, MisHum.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:02 PM (UPoLF)

12 o'NAOW?

Posted by: McMiklos ap O'Miklos at March 16, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

13 Mormon trans-wedding/baptism?

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:03 PM (Z7toj)

14 Princess Bitch will get as many votes as Kanye did. Why is anyone taking her run seriously?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:04 PM (ZQTJZ)

15 Ann Wilson is a million times a better singer than Reba.

Reba's accent borders on a speech impediment. I'll allow that she's purty, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

16 " $4.00 a Gallon Gas This Summer? Here's How It Could Happen."

Yeay more STAYCATIONS!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:05 PM (ZQTJZ)

17 Barracuda still makes me laugh

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:05 PM (PUmDY)

18 This is top shelf ONT!

Great mystery click!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:06 PM (LNVrA)

19 I like Ann Wilson. I always thought Grace Slick was a bit better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 10:06 PM (WsidB)

20 Top... o' the Evenin'...to you...

Posted by: Irish as a Second Language at March 16, 2021 10:06 PM (ZSK0i)

21 good evening

Posted by: wing at March 16, 2021 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

22 Reba's television show was pretty funny though. Good cast with good chemistry.

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:06 PM (Z7toj)

23 well, guys, if you're tempted to donate to Harry and Meghan's gofundme to help them afford their $11 million estate, but don't have a lot of cash, I'd be more than willing to accept small donations towards my rent. haha.

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (UPoLF)

24 I think the cabin the top picture was restored by Maine Cabin Masters, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

25 19 I like Ann Wilson. I always thought Grace Slick was a bit better.

Janis Joplin FTW

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (rt0xh)

26 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

27 Week 3 of this whole loving someone and having regular sex thing. You know, it's got some ups and downs, but I think I'm gonna keep my sign up even after the free trial expires.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (icI8A)

28 The system also detects disturbances such as coughing and snoring, along
with light and temperature changes using the Nest Hub's built-in
microphones and ambient light and temperature sensors.

NO, NO and HELL NO!

Posted by: pookysgirl, giving Big Brother the finger at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (XKZwp)

29 Here's the thing about gas prices. The Dem base give no fucks. Their base is the ultra rich and $40 gas wouldn't affect them. Then you have the welfare crowd who have no jobs and so don't drive much. Then the enviro nuts who cheer higher gas prices as a way to make people stop driving. And finally the urban millenials who Uver everywhere.

Now of course higher gas will mean higher Uber rates and also higher costs for everyone due to transportation cost for all goods shipped. But the Dem base doesn't think that far ahead.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (ZQTJZ)

30 27 Week 3 of this whole loving someone and having regular sex thing. You know, it's got some ups and downs, but I think I'm gonna keep my sign up even after the free trial expires.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (icI8A)

I'm stoked for you, bud! Did you show her the jeopardy episode where ace won?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (UPoLF)

31 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (JFzNN)

32 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by I Have No Idea.


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Healing mud baths that I've heard so much about !

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

33 24 I think the cabin the top picture was restored by Maine Cabin Masters, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

A lovely location

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

34 Janis Joplin FTW
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (rt0xh)

Yrrcch. I get sympathetic sore throat listening to her. hard pass.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (x8Wzq)

35 I think they shut down the Sparkle Farkle/Horsetrainer Harry gofundme.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (WsidB)

36 Will the "slave" word-concept-rectification have any effect on our PPP grant-loans?

Asking for a tovarish.

Posted by: Ancient Slavonaut Theorists at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

37 Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:08 PM (ZQTJZ)

yeah, I borrowed my cousins car, and being the nice guy I am, felt like I had to leave it on full, since he lent it to me on like a quarter tank. Fucking $40 for a shitty sedan that I barely drove. Gas is almost $3 here. I remember when it was around $1. You know, a year ago.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (UPoLF)

38 $4 gas would be the match that lights the inflation rocket. It affects EVERYTHING

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)

39 That last picture is the Youngstown Womens Guild re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar Square.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (1NY5O)

40 The radio stations must have burnt through dozens of copies of Heart's These Dreams, because they shut was on the radio 24x7.

That and Dire Straits Money for Nothing

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:11 PM (LNVrA)

41 That last picture is the Youngstown Womens Guild re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar Square.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (1NY5O)

Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)

42 Hooray for a righteous judge! May God protect him.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (ofYez)

43 39 That last picture is the Youngstown Womens Guild re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar Square.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (1NY5O)

Napoleonic barns FTW

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

44 33 24 I think the cabin the top picture was restored by Maine Cabin Masters, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

A lovely location
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

Is it in Maine? Lately I've been missing northern new England. This is the first winter of my life without snow, and it's been bumming me out

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (UPoLF)

45 Google Nest now measures erections! In real time!

Live updates for your friends!

We promise complete privacy. No one will associate your erections with what you are looking at on your computer and keep a record of it.

Posted by: Stonn at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (4dO7K)

46 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Uh oh, Florida Man's in a pickle. Or, uh, he's into pickles. No wait...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

47 A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.
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God bless Florida Man.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

48 Thanks, Ladyl. : )

MisHum, cool ONT, as always.

Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (EKULy)

49 Thanks for the marvelous ONT, Mis Hum!

That cabin up top looks like it is in the perfect location.

Love-love-love the tune behind the photo. Classic.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (jQwrQ)

50 I will smile when I picture wine moms filling up their Tahoes and Suburbans with $4 gas.

But no mean tweets, right ladies?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (ZQTJZ)

51 The GoFundMe for Meghan & Harry reminds me of a charity Johnny Carson tried to start up in the 1980s, "Shoes For Imelda."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

52 Willowed as usual,
There were quite a few Irish in the early settlements of the Southern colonies in the US and quite a few Scotch-Irish as well.

Savannah, for example, has one of the larger St. Patrick's Day fests in the US, in part because the GA lowlands and the SC uplands were settled in part from Ireland. And of course, some were Scots that tarried a bit in Ireland before heading to the U.S.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (pO7gM)

53 My educational institution is re-naming the master courses in our learning platform. Because we must never interpret a word in its context.

SMH

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (ofYez)

54
Is it in Maine? Lately I've been missing northern new England. This is the first winter of my life without snow, and it's been bumming me out
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (UPoLF)


It looks like a camp in Maine, but it could just as easily be in Wisconsin or Minnesota.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

55 38 $4 gas would be the match that lights the inflation rocket. It affects EVERYTHING
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)

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Nu-uh. I don't drive so it doesn't affect me.

Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:14 PM (ZQTJZ)

56 Healing mud baths that I've heard so much about !
Posted by: runner

Hungary has lots of those, with radioactive water!

They say it's good for you

Posted by: Miklos says at least it's cheap, also massages at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)

57 16 " $4.00 a Gallon Gas This Summer? Here's How It Could Happen."

Yeay more STAYCATIONS!!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:05 PM (ZQTJZ)

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Don't you see this is a good thing? It will keep people from traveling during the pandemic!*


*Do I need a sarcasm tag?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (CAJOC)

58 I see Don Lemon thinks we Christians need to make the effort, but, Lemon obviously thinks he's above making the same kind of effort himself.

One way street, as always, for leftists like Lemon.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (2SdPm)

59 Savannah, for example, has one of the larger St. Patrick's Day fests in the US, in part because the GA lowlands and the SC uplands were settled in part from Ireland. And of course, some were Scots that tarried a bit in Ireland before heading to the U.S.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2021 10:13 PM (pO7gM)

Oh, c'mon. Boston. NYC. Even Charlotte, NC have to be bigger than the GA lowlands.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (UPoLF)

60 Top picture: I can still see the gun bubbles coming up from recent boating accident.

Bottom Picture: You know there is busted up Panzer IV behind that tractor.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (ZN7T5)

61 Pickle Package Perve was in a Preposterous predicament for sure... dude, seriously.

That's nasty yo

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 16, 2021 10:15 PM (+ldAm)

62 Hungary has lots of those, with radioactive water!
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Teller about the hot springs!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 $4.00 a Gallon Gas This Summer? Here's How It Could Happen.

Based on the trend here in KY over the last month... it'll hit $3/gal in April, if not before, and $4 by Memorial Day.

Because fuck you America.

Oh, and that last pic.... it's where you dispose of your unneeded wives.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (3H9h1)

64 The cabin is gutterless.

I am disappoint

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (LNVrA)

65 Nu-uh. I don't drive so it doesn't affect me.
Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:14 PM (ZQTJZ)

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (UPoLF)

66
I shouldn't laugh, 'cause it will affect us too, but I'm going to LMAO at these wine moms, Karens, and Millennials during the forthcoming '70s style inflation

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (f1Vqw)

67 $4 gas would be the match that lights the inflation rocket. It affects EVERYTHING
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)

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Nu-uh. I don't drive so it doesn't affect me.
Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC


hehe hehe HEHE

Posted by: Herman Cain, from the Great Herman Beyond at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

68 58: to be fair, Don LeMon is dumb. Like, really really dumb. Dumber than the dumbest thing you can think of.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (1NY5O)

69 We promise complete privacy. No one will
associate your erections with what you are looking at on your computer
and keep a record of it.


Posted by: Stonn at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (4dO7K)

What do these tech companies do with all this data? I mean, obviously they hand it over to the government, but is that how they make their money? (Yes, I know "targeted advertising" is a thing, but I'm not sure it works as well as consultants would have you believe.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, giving Big Brother the finger at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (XKZwp)

70 Headline:
Pantsless Pickle Perv Pounded in Prison

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

71 I know I shouldn't be so pleased to hear Harry and Sparkles might have to start selling their shit to get by in this world, but I am.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (+ya+t)

72 It looks like a camp in Maine, but it could just as easily be in Wisconsin or Minnesota.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

I had a family camp in NH that looked similar to that as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (UPoLF)

73 Meghan could do very well at OnlyFans. I mean if she is really that desperate for money....

Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (ZQTJZ)

74 39 That last picture is the Youngstown Womens Guild re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar Square.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (1NY5O)

Trafalgar Square is a good song. Starts slow though.
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=R2pg8BPQWlct=60s

Posted by: Stonn at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (4dO7K)

75 Believe it or not, Dayton, OH used to have a crazy St Patrick Day bash

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (PUmDY)

76 About time.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (EKULy)

I see you've been hangin' with Lin-duh..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
And your point is....

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (UUBmN)

77 For Saint Paddy's Day, House of Pain - "Jump Around":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

78 Rising fuel costs also means everything that is shipped costs more.

Economics. How do they work??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (LNVrA)

79 Teller about the hot springs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

Dis chick is Da Bomb

Posted by: Ede Teller, no relation to Penn at March 16, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

80 Email coming soon to a lot of people, from Jeff Bezos:

"We've upgraded your Prime membership. Now instead of a 2-day delivery guarantee, we offer an 8-day delivery guarantee."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

81 Oh wow, looks like Mis. Hum is getting tag teamed by lin-duh and SMH.

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:18 PM (2SdPm)

82 Is OnlyFans just pay per view porn? I've seriously no idea what that is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (LNVrA)

83 76 About time.
Posted by: SMH at March 16, 2021 10:00 PM (EKULy)

I see you've been hangin' with Lin-duh..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
And your point is....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (UUBmN)


You're late, where have you been?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

84 74 39 That last picture is the Youngstown Womens Guild re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar Square.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:10 PM (1NY5O)

Trafalgar Square is a good song. Starts slow though.
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=R2pg8BPQWlct=60s
Posted by: Stonn



I should have left out 'Square'. Need more sleep.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (1NY5O)

85 What do these tech companies do with all this data? I mean, obviously they hand it over to the government, but is that how they make their money? (Yes, I know "targeted advertising" is a thing, but I'm not sure it works as well as consultants would have you believe.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, giving Big Brother the finger at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (XKZwp)

__

It's not direct advertising that makes the big bucks for social media. It's selling data to companies to know how to advertize to you, in general. Also politicians pay big bucks for that data to know how to get you to vote.

Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (ZQTJZ)

86 Quote IV sounded like bullshit, and it led to a short post that was pure, unadulterated nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (lZoX3)

87
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
I do love house of pain, but this is the ultimate Irish holiday song (despite how my Irish centric relatives feel about it being a negative depiction of us)

https://tinyurl.com/yxtn3rb6

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (UPoLF)

88 Some kind of whole number'th!

ONT Greetings, Horde! Not a bad day, got to spend a couple road hours with USN Surface Warfare (full Commander), former submariner. Active duty type, lots of stories to tell. He's about to pull the retirement lanyard before they can "award" him Full Command of a ship of his own. Says it's not worth it anymore, with all the P.C. and SJW, etc. Command just paints a target on the Skipper, and any bitch (either sex) with a grudge can take him down with but a single, unfounded complaint.

Believe me, this gent was sharp as hell, squared away, not a malcontent. Fact is, he's one of the best I've met of late. But the Perfumed Princes are running the Pentagon, and Warriors are being systematically hunted down and ejected. He's just beating 'em to the trick.

*salute!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

89 Broseidon

Good for you, bro.

Does she know you are a Jeopardy winner?
And watch out. Practice makes pregnant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

90 Oh, c'mon. Boston. NYC. Even Charlotte, NC have to be bigger than the GA lowlands.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

St. Patty's at Savannah?

Like Mardi Gras, just drunker.

Posted by: Eye Witless Miklos at March 16, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

91 You're late, where have you been?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
Reading all your damn content!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:21 PM (UUBmN)

92 82 Is OnlyFans just pay per view porn? I've seriously no idea what that is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (LNVrA)

__

Pretty much.

Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:21 PM (ZQTJZ)

93 "It's been nearly 11 years since the Deep Water Horizon oil spill off the coast of Louisiana."

I love that movie. Berg and Markie Mark made two great films back to back, the other being Patriots Day.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (qpX6U)

94 I just don't get why people openly give such access to these tech companies. Your default position should be no on everything. It's just weird to me that people assume these tech companies are altruistic. They are anything but.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (LNVrA)

95 Mud hole bitches get their share just the same as any body else. Probably nipping at the huckleberry wine.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (03n3v)

96 Off 27 year old sock.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (ZQTJZ)

97 Re St Paddy's Day,
I just asked a notable LA-area radio personality at FB:
"So who holds their liquor better, the Irish or Scots?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

98
OnlyFans: eliminate the middlemen for your porn and pay the girl directly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

100 Bob Weir is live streaming a concert tomorrow

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:22 PM (PUmDY)

101 As for that last photo, not only do I have no idea, I don't really want to know...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (jQwrQ)

102 It's not direct advertising that makes the big bucks
for social media. It's selling data to companies to know how to
advertize to you, in general. Also politicians pay big bucks for that
data to know how to get you to vote.


Posted by: Random 27 year old in NYC at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (ZQTJZ)

Oh, I get that the data itself generates money as it changes hands (never for the actual person, of course). Advertising/ marketing/ political consulting always seemed like a house of cards, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl, giving Big Brother the finger at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (XKZwp)

103 Jim Sunk New Dawn

That is very sad, but smart, for him. We need him in the Fleet, but the DOD civilians are OK with his death.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

104 Oh, that's right. Tomorrow is the second amateur night of the year.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (oT0A6)

105 I object to the excising of the word "slave". Slave comes from the word Slav, the people of Eastern Europe. The Slavs were so heavily enslaved over many centuries that Slav evolved into slave. Yes, I am one fourth Slav, descended from many generations of Bohunk peasantry. (Nope. Not a king or noble in any one of them.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (NL33G)

106 Chicago used to have gangbuster St. Patty's parades and parties on the streets. All of the bars and restaurants with doors wide open to walk in and out. Always cold and no one cared. One downtown and one on the southside. Irish mayors like their St. Patty's Day.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

107 I'm gonna say "Russia" on that last photo.

Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (792+X)

108 Let Kid Rock explain that last photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4bjfxdhs

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (2SdPm)

109 Pantsless Pickle Perv Pounded in Prison
Posted by: qdpsteve

predestined

Posted by: Precise Presbyterian preacher at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

110 heres your modern irish st patricks day song... you're welcome

https://tinyurl.com/utu2t8

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (UPoLF)

111 I thought the concept of paying for porn died a long time ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (LNVrA)

112 I'm surprised these kooks haven't insisted "slave" be left in the dictionary and taught to children for its BDSM connotations.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (uEbPt)

113 Legally Sufficient, Believing in America

Well, the one on the right has big cans, soI'm sure she could use help cleaning up.

I have an extra robe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

114 108 Let Kid Rock explain that last photo:

https://tinyurl.com/4bjfxdhs
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:24 PM (2SdPm



I knew you were linking that song.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (vMCab)

115 Meghan and Harry may be the too most ridiculous people ever, and that's a pretty big spread of history.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (L5C7l)

116 107 I'm gonna say "Russia" on that last photo.
Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (792+X)

___

If not Russia definitely in the vicinity, like Ukraine, Georgia, etc.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (ZQTJZ)

117 So I may really be getting a promotion. Totally out of the blue, too.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (uEbPt)

118 There were quite a few Irish in the early settlements of the Southern colonies in the US and quite a few Scotch-Irish as well.


So, southern colonies populated from Southern Ireland. Makes sense.

Posted by: clutch at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (9UmRs)

119 Newspeak Dictionary just invalidated by "bring your slave night" at the local fetish nightclub.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (W+kMI)

120 (Nope. Not a king or noble in any one of them.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Ennoblement underway.

I have informed the Prince Primate at Esztergom.

Posted by: Miklosius Corvinus, Lord of all he surveys at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

121 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for being right on time. You are as dependable as a cesium clock.

And good content. Rebe is pretty, but I liked Heart more in the 80s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

122 They will remove "slave" from the dictionary (while sex slavery still exists in many countries and outright slavery still happens in other...cough,cough Muslim...countries).
Deleting the word doesn't mean it didn't happen. I know that there is a trend in tech that started a few years ago to stop calling devices "Masters" and "Slaves". I've heard some silly replacements, like Manager and Worker. Such stupidity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

123 86 Quote IV sounded like bullshit, and it led to a short post that was pure, unadulterated nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (lZoX3)

The good old academic world..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

124 Slave is one of the greatest Rolling Stones ever

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

125 For St. Patty's Day

https://tinyurl.com/94he932n

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Z7toj)

126 Meghan and Harry may be the too most ridiculous people ever, and that's a pretty big spread of history.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (L5C7l)
-----------

And yet, people hang on every simpering soundbite from those simpletons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)

127 105 I object to the excising of the word "slave". Slave comes from the word Slav, the people of Eastern Europe. The Slavs were so heavily enslaved over many centuries that Slav evolved into slave. Yes, I am one fourth Slav, descended from many generations of Bohunk peasantry. (Nope. Not a king or noble in any one of them.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (NL33G)

-----------------------

Be sure to demand your reparations.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (CAJOC)

128 Question: There seems to be a sudden shortage of canned cat food here in Omaha. Of course, I've only looked at two stores, but the cat food shelves in both stores were stripped clean. I did manage to find ten caans of Fancy Feast at the second store. Any one else having this problem?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (NL33G)

129 As everyone here I'm sure knows, removing from the dictionary is just step 1. It will become another official "racist" banned word soon enough.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Sq5xa)

130 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for being right on time. You are as dependable as a cesium clock.

And good content. Rebe is pretty, but I liked Heart more in the 80s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
--x--
Look at the brown noser......

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (UUBmN)

131 Group Hug for {{{{Captain Josepha Sabin and the XO}}}}

Sorry about your cat. She was a stunner, and came right up to me during our visit. Probably because I was allergic to cats. She was nice to pet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

132
But the Perfumed Princes are running the Pentagon, and Warriors are being systematically hunted down and ejected. He's just beating 'em to the trick.

Good thing there will never be any more wars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (63Dwl)

133 101 As for that last photo, not only do I have no idea, I don't really want to know...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (jQwrQ)


Looks like good clean fun..........
Sometimes you have no sense of adventure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

134 So Don Lemon, theologian, is bearing false witness (ascribing sins to Christians without regard to how they actually behave in general) and being judgmental about the imagined sins.

Okay, then.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (ofYez)

135 in the 80's

St Pattys on Greenville ave in Dallas was a pretty big deal

and the cops just watched and didn't hassle anyone, even for illegal go cups

now, all the great old bars are gone from there, replaced by franchised food

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2021 10:29 PM (6iURM)

136 And how do they propose teaching slavery without teaching about *slaves*?

But I guess you can have slavery without slaves in the same way that 2+2 can equal 5 if someone feels like it.

And how do you avoid repeating the mistakes of the past if you're going to bury them? Oh yeah, you absolutely intend to except this time with different sl*ves.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:29 PM (Sq5xa)

137 And yet, people hang on every simpering soundbite from those simpletons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

PT Barnum was a optimist.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:29 PM (oT0A6)

138 Look at the brown noser......
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (UUBmN)

As if there is something wrong with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

139 Pure Michigan: Saint Patrick's Day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzRz7yS95o

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

140 124 Slave is one of the greatest Rolling Stones ever

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

How do you feel about "Brown Sugar"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

141 So, southern colonies populated from Southern Ireland. Makes sense.
Posted by: clutch


Lotta Scots.

The last "Rising of the Clans" took place in North Carolina, the Highlanders (roughly) against the Duke of Argyll's men (roughly)

Not much of a battle, but the Highlanders (for Independence) routed the Lowlanders (for the King).

Much nastiness followed, for such is the Way of our People.

Posted by: Miklos, one-quarter (1/4) McCullough at March 16, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

142 like Manager and Worker. Such stupidity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

Worker = Wage Sl*ve!!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:30 PM (Sq5xa)

143 The last photo might be an obscure wedding tradition... there seems to be a woman(?) in white and a wedding veil and the guys seem a bit dressed up for a mud pit bath.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:30 PM (UUBmN)

144 '70's Heart >> '80s Heart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

145 Slave is one of the greatest Rolling Stones ever
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

These have always been some of my favorite lyrics when it comes to rock music meets slavery .....

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (Z7toj)

146 The US 'government' put $1400 in my checking account.

I guess everything is alright now.

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (iTXRQ)

147 129 As everyone here I'm sure knows, removing from the dictionary is just step 1. It will become another official "racist" banned word soon enough.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (Sq5xa)

-----------------------

That only white people can't say.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (CAJOC)

148 lin-duh 27-4

Appreciation for the work that is in it. Having done only one post, I am quite appreciative of the effort, selection, and steadfastness of the CoBs. Who do it year in and out.

So I'm grateful.

I'll gift you a slice of bacon this October, to mollify you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

149 127 105 I object to the excising of the word "slave". Slave comes from the
word Slav, the people of Eastern Europe. The Slavs were so heavily
enslaved over many centuries that Slav evolved into slave. Yes, I am one
fourth Slav, descended from many generations of Bohunk peasantry.
(Nope. Not a king or noble in any one of them.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (NL33G)



-----------------------



Be sure to demand your reparations.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (CAJOC)

Funny thing is, lots of the slavers in later years were Muslims, and they were...not quite fully white.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

150 Hey jim in Kalifornia!
Didn't you used to be here a lot?
I believe you also used to be at Patterico's before he went batshit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

151 And good content. Rebe is pretty, but I liked Heart more in the 80s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
--x--
Look at the brown noser......
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4


That would have been XXOO

Posted by: Miklos, if recalling correctly at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

152

Deep Purple - Slaves And Masters Full Album 1990

https://youtu.be/VuyxFnRwFSc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

153

I've been skimming over the Foilies 2021 awards... Makes my blood boil...

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (iOxrB)

154
As if there is something wrong with that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

What a true and insightful comment. Truly sir MisHum...a giant among men.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (oT0A6)

155 120 -- Thanks, but no thanks, Miklosius Corvinus. I'm rather proud that to the best of my knowledge, there's nothing but peasants on all sides of my family.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (NL33G)

156 One of the best Keith riffs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (PUmDY)

157 Slave to the Grind

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (x8Wzq)

158 I like Dog & Butterfly. No, you can't have my man card.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 10:33 PM (Cr3F1)

159 I'll gift you a slice of bacon this October, to mollify you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
Hmmm...are you this years bacon wench????

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:33 PM (UUBmN)

160 ..That is very sad, but smart, for him. We need him in the Fleet, but the DOD civilians are OK with his death. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

No doubt you're 100% correct, sir. But his descriptions of the current USN were.. epic. Lots of finer points about Wardroom/Chief's culture, crew culture, trends, barriers to success and much else, besides. He'd fit right in with teh Horde though, that's for sure.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (QzJWU)

161 I'm here.

Ace was on Jeopardy?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (sd8p8)

162

Drums beatin' cold English blood runs hot...

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (iOxrB)

163 What a true and insightful comment. Truly sir MisHum...a giant among men.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (oT0A6)


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

164 The good old academic world..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Define "good"

Posted by: Duns Miklos Scotius at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

165 Well, the one on the right has big cans, so I'm sure she could use help cleaning up.

I have an extra robe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)
* * * *
That's our Salty! Always so very thoughtful and kind. And a gentleman to boot!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (jQwrQ)

166 I pissed someone off tonight by commenting about the Bee's post about the giant cloud of dust rising from the Vatican when the Pope decided to open his bible.

I said he was unable to find passages from his favorite prophets. Marx Lenin and Mao.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (vMCab)

167 150 Hey jim in Kalifornia!

Didn't you used to be here a lot?

I believe you also used to be at Patterico's before he went batshit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

Been busy, actual paying work. I was at little verdant nubbins for a while, but I left when it got insane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

168 Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life

You are a diamond in the rough, then. For sure you and the XO made my wife and I happier than any Royal Family.

Maybe we can see art this summer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (u82oZ)

169 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yjzftrm7

https://tinyurl.com/9xp37hdw

https://tinyurl.com/encjdrvm

https://tinyurl.com/a84tw4vr

https://tinyurl.com/92ucsj46

Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

170 It's getting thick in here...where are my waders?

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (UUBmN)

171 "in the 80's St Pattys on Greenville ave in Dallas was a pretty big deal"


It was big almost everywhere. Drinking age, drunk driving laws, smoking bans, etc., etc. has killed the local taverns all across the country. By design.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (4thlk)

172 161 I'm here.

Ace was on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (sd8p

--------------------------

Ace has been in jeopardy, but not on Jeopardy, to my knowledge. Broseidon is the Jeopardy Moron.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (CAJOC)

173 I love those old Irish tunes that go round and round like Mull of Kintire and if you wanted to make my ma cry, play Amazing Grace on bagpipes. A toast to the Irish among us. May you live to be 100 and may I live to be 101.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (+ya+t)

174 lin-duh 27-4

Nay. That task needs someone comely, young, and not a shuttle driver. How about you?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

175 >>> 128 Question: There seems to be a sudden shortage of canned cat food here in Omaha. Of course, I've only looked at two stores, but the cat food shelves in both stores were stripped clean. I did manage to find ten caans of Fancy Feast at the second store. Any one else having this problem?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:27 PM (NL33G)

There are imbeciles fcking with our supply chain on their own dipshit whims, and likely "suggestions" from CHYna as well. There are online sources too, but things may get interesting before summer. Not just for kitteh food.

Posted by: Helena Hanadbasket at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (b8eqQ)

176 What a true and insightful comment. Truly sir MisHum...a giant among men.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:32 PM (oT0A6)



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Aye, laddies, the noses brown they be this night

Posted by: Old Sailor Miklaus at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

177 Great, the 'ettes can tease the COBs all they want, but us mere 'rons are reduced telling COBs just how magnificent they are.

Which is true, but, still.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (2SdPm)

178 166 I pissed someone off tonight by commenting about the Bee's post about
the giant cloud of dust rising from the Vatican when the Pope decided to
open his bible.



I said he was unable to find passages from his favorite prophets. Marx Lenin and Mao.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (vMCab)

That made me laugh. Good thing I had no food or drink in my mouth when I read it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (ynpvh)

179 That Idaho truck driver was one lucky guy! That wreck was one for the record books. So glad he made it out okay.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (jQwrQ)

180 How about you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
I give out the door prizes...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (UUBmN)

181 Ace has been in jeopardy, but not on Jeopardy, to my knowledge. Broseidon is the Jeopardy Moron.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (CAJOC



Hunting Hobos is a dangerous sport

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (LNVrA)

182 Yup, got to excise the word slave from computer code. We have master and slave nodes in our 25 year old code (hey job security) I have taken to using back and head node instead for tickets to IT. Even so one or a group of us will probably end up having to do word searches and replace those perfectly valid terms in a year or 2. Its a computer people, it aint got feeling to be hurt and if YOU have a problem with slave as the term for clusters whose jobs are set by the 'master' node you need to toughen up.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (Aashi)

183 181 Ace has been in jeopardy, but not on Jeopardy, to my knowledge. Broseidon is the Jeopardy Moron.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:35 PM (CAJOC

Hunting Hobos is a dangerous sport
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (LNVrA)

---------------------------

Especially with a non-reversible drill.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (CAJOC)

184 Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (Z7toj)

185 >>> 159 I'll gift you a slice of bacon this October, to mollify you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
Hmmm...are you this years bacon wench????
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:33 PM (UUBmN)

If so, he'd better wear the tiara.

Posted by: Helena Hanadbasket at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (b8eqQ)

186 lin-duh 27-4

Of course, and you excelled last year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

187 177 Great, the 'ettes can tease the COBs all they want, but us mere 'rons are reduced telling COBs just how magnificent they are.

Which is true, but, still.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:36 PM (2SdPm


You can razz me. I can take as well as I dish out.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

188 Gas is going higher than $4, and we'll have the return of the evil oil execs.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (5ZHS+)

189 Lin-duh, I was the very last name you pulled out of the bag.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (sd8p8)

190 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yzxbutxa

https://tinyurl.com/v2b7v2nb

https://tinyurl.com/79jfn28e

https://tinyurl.com/p88rwhat

https://tinyurl.com/a5tvh89f

Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

191 If so, he'd better wear the tiara.
Posted by: Helena Hanadbasket
---
And corset!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (UUBmN)

192 I'm rather proud that to the best of my knowledge, there's nothing but peasants on all sides of my family.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin


Cool!

Peasants have all the cool chick clothes

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Slovakia, and Hungary, and Poland, and Ukriane... at March 16, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

193

I'm no school boy yes I know what I like...

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:39 PM (iOxrB)

194 Helena Hanadbasket

Nyah. I'm a Winter. Would clash.

Can we get AtC to attend? She would rock that tiara. And no one would set a beer on her head.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:39 PM (u82oZ)

195 182 Yup, got to excise the word slave from computer code. We have master
and slave nodes in our 25 year old code (hey job security) I have taken
to using back and head node instead for tickets to IT. Even so one or
a group of us will probably end up having to do word searches and
replace those perfectly valid terms in a year or 2. Its a computer
people, it aint got feeling to be hurt and if YOU have a problem with
slave as the term for clusters whose jobs are set by the 'master' node
you need to toughen up.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:37 PM (Aashi)

I'm trying to think of some politically correct term to use that would be applicable, but would piss of someone. Like trans and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

196 188 Gas is going higher than $4, and we'll have the return of the evil oil execs.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (5ZHS+)

------------------------

This is known as "bad luck"
-- R. Heinlein

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (CAJOC)

197 C'mon. Has anyone actually seen Ace?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (sd8p8)

198 I was the very last name you pulled out of the bag.
Posted by: Sharon
----
Close...Ben had was the very last name last year.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (UUBmN)

199 I hear that at the last TXMoMee, they had a bacon fountain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

200 197 C'mon. Has anyone actually seen Ace?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (sd8p8



Yes.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (vMCab)

201 ...Like trans and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM



Top and bottom?

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (iOxrB)

202 Remember when Prince had Slave tattooed on his face?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (PUmDY)

203 199 I hear that at the last TXMoMee, they had a bacon fountain.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Squeezable bacon running in a fountain...sounds disgusting and tasty at the same time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

204 Gas in WA is already over $3.00 per gallon.
Heading to $4.00 easily. The state wants to impose an additional 0.18 per gallon tax to save the earth, or pay bureaucrats or punish carbon emitters or something equally stupid and corrupt.
That they have no clue about economics is obvious. That they do not care one wet fart about the people here is equally obvious.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (z985I)

205 I hear that at the last TXMoMee, they had a bacon fountain.
Posted by: qdpsteve
---
Hey! Her name is Jordan!!! Lol!,

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (UUBmN)

206 Gas is going higher than $4, and we'll have the return of the evil oil execs.

Posted by: davidt

But, but electric cars!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (oT0A6)

207 Happy Tuesday, everyone!

https://tinyurl.com/vthrcvhx

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

208 Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Bebe Boobs Destroys has an interesting story about meeting ace on the west coast. Said he was a "Perfect Gentleman." There may be more context to coaxed from her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

209 197 C'mon. Has anyone actually seen Ace?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (sd8p8


Rumor has it that Ace is actually a 56 year old former Czech prostitute who blogs from a dimly lit basement in New Jersey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:42 PM (LNVrA)

210 201 ...Like trans and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM


Top and bottom?

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 10:41 PM (iOxrB)

Right and left perhaps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

211 172 161 I'm here.

Ace was on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:34 PM (sd8p

--------------------------

Ace has been in jeopardy, but not on Jeopardy, to my knowledge. Broseidon is the Jeopardy Moron.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
-------
Jeopardy Champion Moron none the less.. show off

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (+ldAm)

212 Well, time to check out.

Later, all!

Oh, and great job, Mis Hum. Seriously.

Not that I'm trying to get on your good side, no sirree!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (2SdPm)

213 That they have no clue about economics is obvious. That they do not care one wet fart about the people here is equally obvious.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe,

It's about free bus rides and destroying Eastern Wa. A socialist twofer!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (oT0A6)

214 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (ZBQPl)

215 Real estate in Austin has officially gone insane! The prices have gone sky high.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

216 Sniper's on that little island out there, in the tree.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (QTm+F)

217 When I was younger, early 90's, I was a wrench at an independent shop that was owned and run by a very PC liberal.
He refused to refer to a slave cylinder as a slave cylinder.
Instead, he called it an "operating" cylinder.
It was fun listening to him ordering the part over the phone.

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (Z7toj)

218 209 197 C'mon. Has anyone actually seen Ace?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (sd8p8





Rumor has it that Ace is actually a 56 year old former Czech prostitute who blogs from a dimly lit basement in New Jersey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:42 PM (LNVrA)

Dimly lit works for hunting hobos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

219 Its a gas gas gas

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

220 I hear that at the last TXMoMee, they had a bacon fountain.
Posted by: qdpsteve

And they swim in it.

Nekkid

Posted by: La Dolce Miklos Vita at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

221 Supposedly Ace looks a little bit like George Lucas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

222 212 Well, time to check out.

Later, all!

Oh, and great job, Mis Hum. Seriously.

Not that I'm trying to get on your good side, no sirree!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (2SdPm)

Don't let the door hit you on the ass......


///////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

223 188 Gas is going higher than $4, and we'll have the return of the evil oil execs.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2021 10:38 PM (5ZHS+)

And good thing I bought a bunch of stock in those companies.

Posted by: clutch at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (9UmRs)

224 As for that last photo, not only do I have no idea, I don't really want to know...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:23 PM (jQwrQ)

Looks like good clean fun..........
Sometimes you have no sense of adventure
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (jQwrQ)

225 219 Its a gas gas gas
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (PUmDY)

-----------------

Sorry.... Chipotle....

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (CAJOC)

226 I think he has a secret nic and lurks on the ONT. I mean he doesn't sleep, right?
Ace, if you are here in some secret identity, give us a sign.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (sd8p8)

227 It is up a dollar here

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

228 Its a gas gas gas
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Don't use much

Posted by: Low-Ri-Der Miklos declaring WAR at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

229 221 Supposedly Ace looks a little bit like George Lucas.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

--------------------------

I thought he looked more like Wicket.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (CAJOC)

230 @206: "But, but electric cars!"

Good thing you can keep those running by wearing a propeller hat and sticking your finger in the non-existent cigarette lighter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (+WWsf)

231 Hi folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (OU+8W)

232 lin-duh, LOL!
Jim, true.
Miklos: ooh la la, I had no idea!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

233 You should've heard me just around midnight

Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (Z7toj)

234 @221: "Supposedly Ace looks a little bit like George Lucas."

Like George Lucas played by Rich Evans.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (+WWsf)

235 197 C'mon. Has anyone actually seen Ace?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (sd8p


He made an appearance on Fox some years ago. Video may or may not still be up on YouTube.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (ofYez)

236 131 -- Thanks, NaCly. He was very friendly and an excellent bookstore cat. Sadly, people who are allergic to cats or don't like them usually exhibit impeccable cat manners. You guys don't look at them or give them any encouragement. So they are rewarding your perfect manners. In other words, you may think you are discouraging them, but you're doing the exact opposite in reality.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (NL33G)

237 "He went on to tout how well-connected he is, claiming he enjoys barbecues with Whoopi Goldberg, Sunny Hostin, and the other hosts of The View."


IOW, Lemon doesn't break bread with anyone the Bible suggests you break bread with in order to "love thy neighbor."

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (QTm+F)

238 I re-watched Once Upon a Time In Hollywood tonight, and during the scene when Rick and Cliff watch Rick's FBI episode I noticed during its opening that the FBI's mission is to, "Identify the Enemies of the US Government."

There 'ya go.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (5ZHS+)

239 Posted by: Broseidon at March 16, 2021 10:08

Good for you bro. I hope she's the one for you and it lasts.

Didn't your Grandma die in the past year? How is your Grandpa doing, I thought he was still living?

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (55Qr6)

240 230 @206: "But, but electric cars!"



Good thing you can keep those running by wearing a propeller hat and
sticking your finger in the non-existent cigarette lighter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2021 10:45 PM (+WWsf)

You hitch a diesel generator to the back of your e-car.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

241 Supposedly Ace looks a little bit like George Lucas."

Like George Lucas played by Rich Evans.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
-----
If he looked like an Ewok!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

242 Ace, if you are here in some secret identity, give us a sign.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:44 PM (sd8p


That's no way to keep a secret.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:47 PM (ofYez)

243 Hmmm, I wonder what the hindu words are for their 'head' caste and worker caste. Its highly specialized code, so unlikely they'd ever outsource to dot Indian coders, but I'd get a chuckle out of the thought.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (Aashi)

244 Warning for the TX MoMee: I look a little bit like Joe Mantegna. Minus the attractiveness, slim build and sex appeal of course... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

245 Emmie, how the hell would one find such a thing if we don't know his name?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (sd8p8)

246 So I'm feeling really bad-and it's sort of sapping my energy- about my friend who told me "It's my house!" when I asked if I could take off the paper mask because I didn't have covid, and I felt really uncomfortable and couldn't breathe." I guess she's quite a believer in asymptomatic carrying of covid when someone is 12 feet away from you. It's depressing to think that she thinks I would really come visit her if I thought I was sick.

Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)

247 241 Supposedly Ace looks a little bit like George Lucas."

Like George Lucas played by Rich Evans.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
-----
If he looked like an Ewok!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:47 PM (UUBmN)


Kinda like a 19 year old kid who glued on a bad fake beard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (LNVrA)

248 Real estate in Austin has officially gone insane! The prices have gone sky high.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)


They were ridiculous 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (WsidB)

249 Late to the party. Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (Rvt88)

250 Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life

I had no idea at the time. Then we discussed in on a Pet thread, and a light went off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

251 Like trans and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.

Posted by: jim

Transalpine, Cisalpine. Easy.

it's like the kids don't even speak Latin anymore.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

252 I drove so little during this Covid crap I had to buy a trickle charger for my car. Bummer for people who drive any distance for work.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM (+ya+t)

253 qdpsteve.....

Hmmmm

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM (sd8p8)

254 252 I drove so little during this Covid crap I had to buy a trickle charger for my car. Bummer for people who drive any distance for work.
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM (+ya+t


You need an Italian tune up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM (LNVrA)

255
Ran errands, got Dot and Finn bathed, wrestled with the crates in the RV's dogatorium and cooked steaks. Busy day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (mht8P)

256 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)


Tell Karen, Jesus touched Lepers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

257 Real estate in Austin has officially gone insane! The prices have gone sky high.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)


They were ridiculous 20 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
----
Real estate has officially double from 10 years ago.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (UUBmN)

258 This is cute. Ed Driscoll actually wrote this:

Behold the aswsome firepower of a fully-operational Cocaine Mitch: "He promised that a Republican majority would immediately defund Planned Parenthood and sanctuary cities, push abortion restrictions, ramp up security on the southern border and more."

Huh? I believe that Mitch had the ability to do this while Trump was president, and he decided to punt on the opportunity. I really didn't think that Driscoll was this naïve.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (hKTv8)

259 Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (kTRt4)

260 Warning for the TX MoMee: I look a little bit like
Joe Mantegna. Minus the attractiveness, slim build and sex appeal of
course... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve


I look a lot like my dad, so I should be easy to spot.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (oT0A6)

261 Howdy, 'rons and 'ettes! Been scarce around these parts for a few days, due to alcohol, ill-planned terminations (not me, thanks), and Internet failure -- but mostly alcohol.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (/0BVK)

262 I've noticed several gripes about people alone in cars wearing masks. I frequently do when visiting several stores. It's easier to leave the damn thing on than to wrestle it off and on for every stop. If course, I wear glasses, so the elastic stretchy ear loops tend to get hung up in the tips of them.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (NL33G)

263 248 Real estate in Austin has officially gone insane! The prices have gone sky high.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 16, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)





They were ridiculous 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (WsidB)

Ludicrous speed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (ynpvh)

264 >>> 243 Hmmm, I wonder what the hindu words are for their 'head' caste and worker caste. Its highly specialized code, so unlikely they'd ever outsource to dot Indian coders, but I'd get a chuckle out of the thought.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (Aashi)

I'm pretty sure the lowest caste name translates to non-people. I wonder how the HR diversity twits would handle that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (b8eqQ)

265
Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)

_________

Friend? What is this word you speak?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (mht8P)

266 I look a lot like my dad, so I should be easy to spot.
Posted by: Some rat


I look a lot like my Mom

Posted by: Dr. "Rachel" Levine at March 16, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

267 246 So I'm feeling really bad-and it's sort of sapping my energy- about my friend who told me "It's my house!" when I asked if I could take off the paper mask because I didn't have covid, and I felt really uncomfortable and couldn't breathe." I guess she's quite a believer in asymptomatic carrying of covid when someone is 12 feet away from you. It's depressing to think that she thinks I would really come visit her if I thought I was sick.

Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)



Honestly, as much as I am that masks are the dumbest most useless damaging fucking things out there, if you are in their house you're going to have to respect their stupid rules. My response going forward would be "I'm not visiting until you stop being crazy."

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 10:52 PM (vMCab)

268 some rat
The notion to split eastern WA from the rest of the state seems to have fizzled out.
I'm assuming they were bought off or co-opted.
Even out here not many people have even heard about it. Total media blackout.
We need another moron campout soon. Maybe May again. Scheduling be hard, yo.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 10:53 PM (z985I)

269
The price of everything is shooting up. Lumber is about twice what it was a year ago. Inflation expectations are kicking in. The "smart money" is making the moves for it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)

270 Woke: Replacing the word slave.

Woke Better: Replacing all images of George Lucas with Mister Plinkett.

Posted by: Grail Knight at March 16, 2021 10:53 PM (ybIRR)

271 So what do we call slaves now? Low mobility, financially restricted labor?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (ts6Zs)

272 261 Howdy, 'rons and 'ettes! Been scarce around these parts for a few days, due to alcohol, ill-planned terminations (not me, thanks), and Internet failure -- but mostly alcohol.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 16, 2021 10:51 PM (/0BVK)

Whew, I was getting worried you might have banned yourself.


Maybe you are ace.

////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

273 I look a lot like my Mom





Posted by: Dr. "Rachel" Levine

Your poor father....

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (oT0A6)

274 Evening.

Eight men and seven women stuck in a cave with nothing to do. Except maybe screw.

Maybe not the eighth guy who'll just be told to fuck himself.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (YXxNN)

275 Whoa. Just looked at the clip. He looks just the way I imagined him but more subdued. Lol
He should definitely come party with us in Texas.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (sd8p8)

276 269 The price of everything is shooting up. Lumber is about twice what
it was a year ago. Inflation expectations are kicking in. The "smart
money" is making the moves for it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 10:53 PM (Mzdiz)

There is no inflation. --FED using Jedi hand wave---

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (ynpvh)

277 Have a great night, everyone. Thanks for the conversations.

Work those Plan Bs. We will need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

278 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)
* * * *
So sorry to hear about your encounter. Prayers up for resolution and new beginnings.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (jQwrQ)

279
I really didn't think that Driscoll was this naive.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (hKTv8 )

___________

Driscoll is a reliable linker of NeverTrumpers (Treacher, Goldberg, Geraghty, the Baseball Cuck). A stain on Insty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (mht8P)

280 Hmmm, I wonder what the hindu words are for their 'head' caste and worker caste. Its highly specialized code, so unlikely they'd ever outsource to dot Indian coders, but I'd get a chuckle out of the thought.
Posted by: PaleRider

Brahmin and untouchables are the top and bottom castes I think.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (Rvt88)

281 266 I look a lot like my dad, so I should be easy to spot.
Posted by: Some rat


I look a lot like my Mom

Posted by: Dr. "Rachel" Levine at March 16, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)


Welcome to my nightmare..........

Posted by: Alicee Cooperr at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

282 @246 - the Democrats and the Media have successfully sold the China Virus as the deadliest thing ever. YOU GET IT AND YOU DIE. THE END.

And people are afraid of diseases. It's much different from the regular fears we have--if we have a car accident, or break an arm, or get attacked by bears, we can say "Well, I can see where I should have done something differently." But germs and viruses are different, there's no "I can see this coming, and I can avoid it" with disease. Disease gets to people who have done all the right things.

I can sympathize with people who are terrified of it, all the information they get is from the Media. Even if they don't watch CNN they still get the Media version through osmosis.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (OU+8W)

283 The notion to split eastern WA from the rest of the state seems to have fizzled out.

I'm assuming they were bought off or co-opted.

Even out here not many people have even heard about it. Total media blackout.

We need another moron campout soon. Maybe May again. Scheduling be hard, yo.



Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
I'm in. Would love to see you all again!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (oT0A6)

284 I'm trying to think of some politically correct term to use that would be applicable, but would piss of someone. Like trans and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

---------------------------

Call them Wizards and House Elves.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

285 271 So what do we call slaves now? Low mobility, financially restricted labor?

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (ts6Zs)

Undocumented Voluteers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (ynpvh)

286 So sorry to hear about your encounter. Prayers up for resolution and new beginnings.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (jQwrQ)

Perhaps FS needs to take her friend to the Brought To You location.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

287 Fen, sorry for the loss of your friend. I have not suffered this experience.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (Rvt88)

288 Gas prices here have jumped about 50 cents since the PINO "took office."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (OU+8W)

289 Well I don't know if I'd use the term for the untouchables caste. Shoot I don't 'member how it goes. I know Hindus have a caste that they think are the leader caste, then I think there is a warrior caste, a worker/laborer caste and then the bottom rung is below the workers. Oh well. Trans and Cis, would be funny, but I'd have to train myself which was which.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (Aashi)

290 I can sympathize with people who are terrified of it, all the information they get is from the Media. Even if they don't watch CNN they still get the Media version through osmosis.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (OU+8W


ON the bright side, no one caught the flu this winter. Let alone perish from it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

291 259 Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (kTRt4)

Interesting clip. I can't put my finger on it, but that guy looks vaguely familiar. I never met him, of course, but he looks like someone I used to read at one of those online conservative magazines back in the 'aughts.

Nah.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (hKTv8)

292 278 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)


Yes. Oldest and closest friend. Her verbal abuse re: masks and covid last spring was the final straw for me.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

293 >>> Sadly, people who are allergic to cats or don't like them usually exhibit impeccable cat manners. You guys don't look at them or give them any encouragement. So they are rewarding your perfect manners. In other words, you may think you are discouraging them, but you're doing the exact opposite in reality.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:46 PM (NL33G)


Crap! No one's ever explained this to me. I'm allergic as hell to cats but they invariably make a beeline for me. Always. This includes farm/barn cats that people say they've never seen near a person will come up friendly-like. I thought they were just trying to kill me through casual contact so they can come back later and dine at their leisure.

I do all the things you say, leave them alone, don't pet. If my skin makes contact it will blister up. I don't even make eye contact, but here they come.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (Cr3F1)

294 274 Evening.



Eight men and seven women stuck in a cave with nothing to do. Except maybe screw.



Maybe not the eighth guy who'll just be told to fuck himself.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2021 10:54 PM (YXxNN)

He could be lucky of a couple of guys are gay. He could be even more unlucky if serveral of the gals are gay. Or he could be Woody Allen and increase his chances.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

295 I'm not really gay, you know.

Posted by: Zorro, wondering why not Hero at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Biden: PINO
Sen Murkowski: RINO
Rachel Levine: WINO

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

297 I follow a Norwegian vlogger n You Tube. He's being told that he has to pay US taxes on any money he makes on You Tube from US viewers. That's just insane but not surprising.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (YynYJ)

298 Without passing judgment per se on homosexuality, this business of declaring certain words off limits is a bit odd and part of the problem. They've turned everything upside down on purpose, the generally accepted practice was to not take offense where none was intended.

"Gay" was a perfectly acceptable word that had no connection to ... that stuff .. at one time and was used fairly frequently or commonly. I know this because I listen to old time recorded radio broadcasts. As near as I can tell it meant "carefree", or near enough. It had no sexual connotations.

The word was repurposed. It can't be used for anything else? What I'm getfing at, probably not very well, is this is BS, to let a bunch of lunatics re-define words yet not allow others, it is arbitrary. Imaginary insults shouldn't bother anybody. What happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me."?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (v6Osy)

299 Night alp. Off to read. I got Charles Todd's newest Jan Rutledge book today and St. Martin's gifted me with the ARC to the sequel to The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison. Not to mention the other three books I picked up at the library. No time to waste on idle chit-chat.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (NL33G)

300 ON the bright side, no one caught the flu this winter. Let alone perish from it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Yeah, funny that eh?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (oT0A6)

301 They claim the phrase "without further ado" dates back to 1300. I find that funny because it appears in *so* many YouTube videos. Like people are still using the hell out of it.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (Sq5xa)

302 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

Well, he did, but she would say "You're not Jesus."
I think at this point her salvation is in masking and it doesn't help her own faith to have a son living at home who's an Atheist and a husband who's fundamentally one and I think she hasn't been to church for a year because it may still be closed. This is not a knock on Atheists. It's a knock on people who think their salvation is in masking. Did she think the covid I might have t was going to float down to kill her husband or upstairs to kill her son or that I asked to take off my mask so I could kill my friend of over 40 years? I guess she's really angry and disappointed with me too because I left the sneakers she was going to give me behind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:59 PM (VP4Cd)

303 Slave!
Slave!
Slave!
Say it again!
Slave!

Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)

304 245 Emmie, how the hell would one find such a thing if we don't know his name?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (sd8p


Every ten years or so, a moron who remembers where it is will post the link.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 10:59 PM (ofYez)

305 Kinda like a 19 year old kid who glued on a bad fake beard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (LNVrA)



Huh. I thought Ace looked like a cross between Judd Nelson and Robert Downey Jr in that clip...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 16, 2021 10:59 PM (ZSK0i)

306 289 Well I don't know if I'd use the term for the untouchables caste. Shoot
I don't 'member how it goes. I know Hindus have a caste that they
think are the leader caste, then I think there is a warrior caste, a
worker/laborer caste and then the bottom rung is below the workers. Oh
well. Trans and Cis, would be funny, but I'd have to train myself
which was which.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (Aashi)

Maybe think of it in terms of "Team America". There are Dicks, Assholes and Pussies...Dicks screw both assholes and pussies, so I guess they'd be the master.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (ynpvh)

307 Sharon--just type in "Ace of Spades" on YouTube.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

308 Fenelon
I'm sorry about your friend. I'm nearing one but for several reasons.
I am not getting the vaccine. I told her I was not going to exercise my white privilege and get it before people of color got theirs.
I was called a racist. I made a promise that I'd see her through her chemo and surgeries. There's one left of surgeries.
It's been 2.5 years of constant issues over injuries and I'm getting called names. I will keep my promise.
I'm also planning on driving to the TXMoMe this year. I'm pumped for it.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (z985I)

309 "Slave" is an appropriate term for a worker's status under communism, Cuban doctors have communicated recently to the world that they see themselves as slaves.

Posted by: yop at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (V0Ztm)

310 hat happened to "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me."?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (v6Osy)

It's just what you said at the beginning. Everything upside down. Now it is adults who supposedly must be "protected" from every conceivable thing, while at the same time they have declared open season on filling every child with every possible offensive notion and fact. It's startling.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (Sq5xa)

311 You guys have all heard that "Cocaine Bear" is a real movie that is being made, that is based on a true story.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (vMCab)

312 Crap! No one's ever explained this to me. I'm allergic as hell to cats but they invariably make a beeline for me. Always.

This is because a direct stare to a cat is percieved as a threat. So people who do not make eye contact with a cat are seen as "safe."

People who like cats stare at them and say "Here, kitty" (like Harry Dean Stanton). People who don't like cats end up with them in their laps.

I love them, myself, but they are difficult to understand.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (OU+8W)

313 Emmie, screaming in digital did, so I got to watch it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (sd8p8)

314 Maybe a goofy question, but with our
"mysterious" supply chain issues... has anyone tried vacuum sealing dry pet food into smaller bags than the store bag?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 11:01 PM (b8eqQ)

315 >>> I follow a Norwegian vlogger n You Tube. He's being told that he has to pay US taxes on any money he makes on You Tube from US viewers. That's just insane but not surprising.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 10:57 PM (YynYJ)


What if he doesn't? What's the diff between some Nigerian asking me to pay him money and the US gov saying a Norwegian needs to pay money? Besides the military and stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Cr3F1)

316 307 Sharon--just type in "Ace of Spades" on YouTube.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)


Great guitar licks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:01 PM (LNVrA)

317 298 ..."Gay" was a perfectly acceptable word that had no connection to ...
that stuff .. at one time and was used fairly frequently or commonly. I
know this because I listen to old time recorded radio broadcasts.


Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 10:58 PM (v6Osy)

I seem to recall that Paul Bunyon found himself all fagged out, but not in a gay way (either meaning)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:02 PM (ynpvh)

318 Mass shooting in GA.

I can hear the deranged anti gunners anti freedom harpies shouting for more gun control.

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:02 PM (XvEl1)

319 To wit:

What happens if you're at your friends, and they have new furniture and carpet and accessories, and you say approvingly "Wow! This looks great. Those curtains are really gay!"

The oroblem then, is an argument whether "gay" is meant derogatorily or not? So the question again becomes who gets to decide whether something is "offensive"? Or worse, deemed as "hate"?

Well, this (in theory) spoken at the wrong time, could get you fired from your job. Yet this is using the word as in the original or intended meaning.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:02 PM (v6Osy)

320 I thought it was considered poor form to post that link.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:02 PM (Sq5xa)

321 >> There is no inflation. --FED using Jedi hand wave---

That is indeed exactly what they're going to do. Pretend it doesn't exist, and anyone who says so is a conspiracy loon. They'll rejigger all the indexes to make inflation be some reasonable value and pretend it's true.

Paul Volcker kill the 70s inflation. Remember those ~20% interest rates? That was killing inflation.

They can't do that now. First, 20% interest rates would destroy the federal govt ($27T in debt total). And it would also destroy the Fed itself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

322 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (z985I)

Well, it sounds like you have stood by your friend wonderfully and I am sorry she called you names. I think people can take it out on others when they're in pain.

I am glad you are going to the Teas MoMe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (VP4Cd)

323 Easily 99% of my yard has emerged from the snow now and it is an awful mess. The roadside part has literal drifts of sand along the edge, to go with the forest of lawn lumber. The back yard is only full of blowdowns and a surprising amount of leaves. It's never been this messy, I just may hire it done this year.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (KATBx)

324 Great guitar licks!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

NO LICKING GUITARS

Posted by: Bt Order of Dr. "Big Tony" Fauci at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

325 So sorry to hear about your encounter. Prayers up for resolution and new beginnings.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (jQwrQ)

Perhaps FS needs to take her friend to the Brought To You location.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Splendid idea!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (jQwrQ)

326 303 Slave!
Slave!

Slave!
Say it again!
Slave!

Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 10:59 PM (Rbu5d)

Some of the clubs at my High School had slave sales to raise money. I guess you CAN'T do that anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

327 it's like the kids don't even speak Latin anymore.
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at March 16, 2021 10:49 PM


How did you decide which of the three parties in Gaul every night to go to?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (DMUuz)

328 If you want cats to leave you alone, carry a plastic trash bag and open it when they are coming toward you.

Or fake sneeze. That sends my cats for cover.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (LNVrA)

329 Qtards. They knowingly and unknowingly sowed confusion which resulted in massive apathy. Relatively few attended the Stop the Steal protests partly due to pussy "conservatives" who were scared a few antifa punks or catching a cold. The Qtards stayed home "trusting the plan". We richly deserve the shithole we find ourselves in.

Posted by: Iggycaster at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (+UuBH)

330 311 You guys have all heard that "Cocaine Bear" is a real movie that is being made, that is based on a true story.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 11:00 PM (vMCab)

Which actor plays the bear? Rosie O'Donnel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (ynpvh)

331 I seem to recall that Paul Bunyon found himself all fagged out, but not in a gay way (either meaning)
Posted by: jim

Well he was a lumberjack and that's okay.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (Rvt88)

332 Uh oh, Florida Man's in a pickle. Or, uh, he's into pickles. No wait...
Posted by: qdpsteve

It's a dill-do!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (G9i4R)

333 We'll have a gay old time!

Posted by: The Flintstones' Theme at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (5ZHS+)

334 328 If you want cats to leave you alone, carry a plastic trash bag and open it when they are coming toward you.

Or fake sneeze. That sends my cats for cover.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (LNVrA)

Or a S&W BodyGuard .380.

Oooops did I write that outloud?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

335 I do not feel sorry for Harry of theHouse of Windsor. He has plus or minus $30 mil to $40 mil from his great grand mother.
They can live on that and come up with cash to pay for whatever security they need.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (J9vKd)

336 318 Mass shooting in GA.

I can hear the deranged anti gunners anti freedom harpies shouting for more gun control.
Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:02 PM (XvEl1


A pedestrian was hit by a bus today. Ban busses!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (LNVrA)

337 You need an Italian tune up.
----------
What is that, a hickory shampoo, cement shoes, a one way ride to somewhere in NJ?

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (+ya+t)

338 68 58: to be fair, Don LeMon is dumb. Like, really really dumb. Dumber than the dumbest thing you can think of.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2021 10:16 PM (1NY5O)

Our stupidest chicken is smarter than LeMon.
My lemon tree is smarter than LeMon.

Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (Rbu5d)

339 One year anniversary of 15 days of trying to flatten me!

But I'm not flat, suckers!

Posted by: The Curve at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (K88hc)

340 They can't do that now. First, 20% interest rates would destroy the federal govt ($27T in debt total). And it would also destroy the Fed itself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

That tornadic sucking sound you would hear would be the stock market collapsing

Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (qAR6u)

341 332 Uh oh, Florida Man's in a pickle. Or, uh, he's into pickles. No wait...
Posted by: qdpsteve

It's a dill-do!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (G9i4R)

That's a good one. I laughed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (hKTv8)

342
Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs
Posted by: screaming in digital


He said it was "the blogger from the Ace of Spades website."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (63Dwl)

343 I was thinking about going to the Texas MoMe. I don't know.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (OU+8W)

344 Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 10:55 PM (jQwrQ)

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (VP4Cd)

345 DLV wins the internet tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

346 What if he doesn't? What's the diff between some Nigerian asking me to pay him money and the US gov saying a Norwegian needs to pay money? Besides the military and stuff.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 16, 2021 11:01 PM (Cr3F1)

__

If he doesn't the IRS goons will tell YouTube to kick him off and YouTube will happily comply.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (ZQTJZ)

347 Isn't there also video of Ace accepting an award on behalf of the "ungrateful loaf"?

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (ofYez)

348 Congratulations on the promotion, ellipse

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (YynYJ)

349 343 I was thinking about going to the Texas MoMe. I don't know.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (OU+8W)


Please attend. You won't regret it.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

350 Or a S&W BodyGuard .380.

Oooops did I write that outloud?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (aA3+G


But then you have to clean the walls and ceiling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (LNVrA)

351 331 I seem to recall that Paul Bunyon found himself all fagged out, but not in a gay way (either meaning)

Posted by: jim



Well he was a lumberjack and that's okay.

Posted by: TonyPete at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (Rvt8

Well, as long as he's not pining for the fjords...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (ynpvh)

352 >>>Platters - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

=======

Great Song. This was our selection for our first dance as mr. and mrs. Swingin' (25 years this June, for those scoring at home). Fond memories of a younger Holly Hunter in a tight white dress probably had a little something with me picking that song. Anyhoo, was torn between the version from the [i\Always soundtrack and the original. Might have mashed the two versions together if we had today's technology in '96. As it was, went with the original.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (WBSnr)

353 They tried to break us with swine flu, acid rain, the ozone hole, y2k, and now covid - but we endure

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (6FIjy)

354 309"Slave" is an appropriate term for a worker's status under communism, Cuban doctors have communicated recently to the world that they see themselves as slaves



Yup, and all the rightful complains do nothing to ease the control the communist slavemasters have over them. The progressives that control the EU and the UN treat Cuban dissidents as less than humans.

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (XvEl1)

355 How did you decide which of the three parties in Gaul every night to go to?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

The Belgae had less Euro-Weenie-Disco

Had to teach the Gaulish chicks about leg-shaving

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar Miklosius at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

356 Nordlinger Goldberg et al are what throne-sniffers look like when they are 1000 miles from any throne. They don't know or care that no one will ever listen to them again.

Posted by: Grail Knight at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (ybIRR)

357 Congratulations on the promotion, ellipse
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (YynYJ)


Yeah, good stuff. Good news is hard to come by.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (WsidB)

358 Perhaps FS needs to take her friend to the Brought To You location.....
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

I'm sorry; I don't understand what that means.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (VP4Cd)

359 337 You need an Italian tune up.
----------
What is that, a hickory shampoo, cement shoes, a one way ride to somewhere in NJ?


Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (+ya+t)

Don't forget the fish therapy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

360 343 I was thinking about going to the Texas MoMe. I don't know.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (OU+8W)


Go, please. You will enjoy the camaraderie.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (ofYez)

361 347 Isn't there also video of Ace accepting an award on behalf of the "ungrateful loaf"?
Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (ofYez)



No. The ungrateful (light in the) loaf(ers) accepted it on ace's behalf.

He has also since lived up fully to his moniker.

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (vMCab)

362 337 You need an Italian tune up.
----------
What is that, a hickory shampoo, cement shoes, a one way ride to somewhere in NJ?
Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM (+ya+t)


Lol. It's a urban myth that if you want your car to start running better, you should drive it hard. High revs and high heat. Supposed to fix seals and clean off valves. Prolly horseshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (LNVrA)

363 Congratulations, ellipse!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

364 357 Congratulations on the promotion, ellipse
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (YynYJ)


Yeah, good stuff. Good news is hard to come by.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (WsidB)

Amen. Congratulations!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (hKTv8)

365 Go, please. You will enjoy the camaraderie.
Posted by: Emmie

And the bacon.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (Rvt88)

366 That is indeed exactly what they're going to do. Pretend it doesn't exist, and anyone who says so is a conspiracy loon. They'll rejigger all the indexes to make inflation be some reasonable value and pretend it's true.Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

They'll do what they do everytime a D is in the WH. Separate core inflation from "volatile fuel, food, and housing prices". They index it to the price of wide-screen TV's and cell phones from Walmart

Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

367 @349, I'd love to, but I'm not good relating with humans.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (OU+8W)

368 Platters - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes


"If I Didn't Care"

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford, hear me Lizbeth at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

369 The Norwegian vlogs on an alt tech site too, so he may have to spend more time there. Great idea. Charge taxes to people from other countries so you can give the money to people from other countries here illegally.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (YynYJ)

370 We taxpayers are fucking slaves, paying for every illegal alien ER visit, every Obamaphone, every pair of free sneakers, food stamps, subsidized housing, etc, etc, that the parasites feast upon, against our will.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (G9i4R)

371 Some of the clubs at my High School had slave sales to raise money. I guess you CAN'T do that anymore.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

Slave sales were a good money raiser for sororities at my college. They would get fraternity volunteers to be the slaves.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (ZN7T5)

372 350 Or a S&W BodyGuard .380.

Oooops did I write that outloud?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 11:04 PM (aA3+G


But then you have to clean the walls and ceiling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (LNVrA)


Details.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (aA3+G)

373 When is the Texas mome?

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (XvEl1)

374 Planning my motorcycle route to the TX MoMe. Working on curvy 2-lanes. Day 1 is from North Alabama to Chemin a Haute state park near Bastrop, LA. Day 2 is Bastrop to Corsicana. No interstate. Primitive camping. Minimal gear. Should be fun. Lots of options. Was looking at a more northern route through AR, don't want to cross the Mississippi at Memphis though. Looking at Greenville, MS to cross. Anyone cruised through there?

Posted by: BifBewalski - planning at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (VcFUs)

375 Isn't there also video of Ace accepting an award on behalf of the "ungrateful loaf"?
Posted by: Emmie
---
Found this one of Gabriel Malor accepting an award on Ace's behalf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJJotGlHaHI

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (kTRt4)

376 >>> 321 >> There is no inflation. --FED using Jedi hand wave---

That is indeed exactly what they're going to do. Pretend it doesn't exist, and anyone who says so is a conspiracy loon. They'll rejigger all the indexes to make inflation be some reasonable value and pretend it's true.

Paul Volcker kill the 70s inflation. Remember those ~20% interest rates? That was killing inflation.

They can't do that now. First, 20% interest rates would destroy the federal govt ($27T in debt total). And it would also destroy the Fed itself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 11:03 PM (Mzdiz)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (b8eqQ)

377 Now it is adults who supposedly must be "protected" from every conceivable thing, while at the same time they have declared open season on filling every child with every possible offensive notion

You know that's a really great point.

A very very obvious one, but I've never been one to be able to articulate some things very well. Hardly anyone else is either, apparently for that matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (v6Osy)

378 Or a S&W BodyGuard .380.

Oooops did I write that outloud?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

But then you have to clean the walls and ceiling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's easier to just move.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (Rvt88)

379 DLV wins the internet tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM



Yep... Our work here is done!

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (iOxrB)

380 BC,
There are so many introverts in the Horde that you'll fit right in at the MoMe.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (YynYJ)

381 I'd love to, but I'm not good relating with humans.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Man, are YOU in luck!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:11 PM (oT0A6)

382 Fenelon. Thank you. She's cancer free and recovering nicely.
We do not agree on politics and when she raises it and I disagree, I'm the problem.
Eh, the last surgery is outpatient and minor.
I'm there for support and to ensure the staff doesn't try to kill her.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 11:11 PM (z985I)

383 But enough about you.

Let's talk about me...Callsign Claymore.

Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 11:11 PM (K88hc)

384 BC, There are so many introverts in the Horde that you'll fit right in at the MoMe.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

We can all be alone together?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:12 PM (Rvt88)

385 For St. Patty's Day

Wasn't a girl.
Name was "Padraic," which Anglicized, turned into "Patrick."

It's "St. Paddy."

Posted by: Flyover at March 16, 2021 11:12 PM (Rbu5d)

386 Ungrateful loaf.

Classic

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:13 PM (LNVrA)

387 Congratulations, ellipse!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

Is ellipse now in charge of hiring?

My CV is impressive, but you may need Google Translate or similar

Posted by: Miklos, really the best, the best like you wouldn't believe at March 16, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

388 371 Some of the clubs at my High School had slave sales to raise money. I guess you CAN'T do that anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia



Slave sales were a good money raiser for sororities at my college. They would get fraternity volunteers to be the slaves.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (ZN7T5)

I'd would rather buy a sorority girl...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

389
Lol. It's a urban myth that if you want your car to start running better, you should drive it hard. High revs and high heat. Supposed to fix seals and clean off valves. Prolly horseshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (LNVrA)

The obd2 system needs a 3/4 throttle for 45 seconds at least every 45-60 days, or it settles in to a mode that doesn't use the higher end rpm, even when you force it there, then it goes into a brain damaged 'safe' mode that limits your power and efficiency.

Posted by: BifBewalski - axuallly at March 16, 2021 11:14 PM (VcFUs)

390 We can all be alone together?

Posted by: Tonypete
There's a George Thorogood song there someplace.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:14 PM (oT0A6)

391 @380 - That made me laugh. A whole bunch of folks kind of not saying anything to each other. Muttering, maybe, and maybe kind of moving a bit...but then not.

And then a labrador or golden retriever runs out onto the field, and we're all like "Oh, look at you! Aren't you beautiful! And--is this your favorite toy? Of course I'll throw it!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:14 PM (OU+8W)

392 Ungrateful loaf.

Classic

Posted by: AlaBAMA

That's my favorite song by Booker T and the MGs!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:15 PM (G9i4R)

393 Yeah, we've seen your schtick before, CuckTurtle. You and Graham Cracker always have talked a good game, but that's all it is. Talk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:15 PM (JZT2F)

394 That would make a good whiteboard sign: "Princess who thought being a princess was too hard wants to be President"
At least it would give people a laugh. Most people are united in disliking Meghan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:15 PM (VP4Cd)

395 They can't do that now. First, 20% interest rates would destroy the federal govt ($27T in debt total). And it would also destroy the Fed itself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally


So.

Publius DOES have silver dimes built into the foundation of the House back behind the Other House

Posted by: Miklos, and who doesn't? at March 16, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

396 I could use prayer. I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend. The outing, which may be an emotional one for me, is to the small town where my husband and I raised our children. We are meeting some of my old friends there. Thanks.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

397 Been watching Britney Slave 4 U for a while now

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (PUmDY)

398 BC
I'm going. I'm the introverts introvert.
I am promised it'll be a great time and as a Horde member you will be welcome.
Besides, Jordan told me she was a great bacon wench.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (z985I)

399 You got it Ladyl! Hope it all goes very well for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (Rvt88)

400 394 That would make a good whiteboard sign: "Princess who thought being a princess was too hard wants to be President"

At least it would give people a laugh. Most people are united in disliking Meghan.

Posted by: FenlonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:15 PM (VP4Cd)

That could also work for Meghan McCain...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

401 I could use prayer. I haven't slept in six nights,
and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend. The outing,
which may be an emotional one for me, is to the small town where my
husband and I raised our children. We are meeting some of my old
friends there. Thanks.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
Done.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (oT0A6)

402 Hey LadyL, I'll pray, said the new dude.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (K88hc)

403 396 I could use prayer. I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend. The outing, which may be an emotional one for me, is to the small town where my husband and I raised our children. We are meeting some of my old friends there. Thanks.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT


A prayer it is, then.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (LNVrA)

404 Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs
Posted by: screaming in digital

He said it was "the blogger from the Ace of Spades website."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 11:05 PM


I thought the Ewokian references were just something that got made up and ran with.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 11:17 PM (DMUuz)

405 Prayers to you LadyL and may sleep decide you are a sister.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (OU+8W)

406 Did Paul Bunyan have a girlfriend in the stories?

I think Pecos Bill had Slue-Foot Sue, but I'm not remembering a gf for Paul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (JZT2F)

407 Apostrophes and my posts here are not friends

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

408 When is the Texas mome?

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (XvEl1)

When Ben Had says it is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (lZoX3)

409 Don Lemon 90 millikohns stupid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (EZebt)

410 406 Did Paul Bunyan have a girlfriend in the stories?

I think Pecos Bill had Slue-Foot Sue, but I'm not remembering a gf for Paul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM (JZT2F


I think he was a big fan of oxen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (LNVrA)

411 > I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend.

Hoping you get some good rest soon.

Melatonin is a big help for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F)

412 Ladtl
Of course prayers for you.
Good luck. Be comforted in the Lord.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (z985I)

413 Praying for you, dear Ladyl.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (kTRt4)

414 Sending positive thoughts your way. Take a Tylenol. It is good for relaxing and drifting into sleep.
Make new memories tomorrow.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (sd8p8)

415 278 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
---------
Had an opposite experience. Old beer drinking buddy came over. No masks, shook my hand like a man and drank a few beers. Doesn't sound like much but I had a good time. Didn't get sick.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (+ya+t)

416 That tornadic sucking sound you would hear would be the stock market collapsing

Not necessarily - obviously interest rates "can't" rise. Or at least nobody is going to raise them. "Tall Paul" Volcker is dead. Even nominal rates of 4 to 6 percent would nuke gubbmint finances and consume everything they take in just to make interest payments on the debt. Or at least that's what it seemed like out here in the cheap seats 10 or 20 years ago.

Maybe things have improved since then? The way I heard it put they can save the dollar or they can save the markets, but they can't save both.

That has an intuitive sense. That's what Volcker did, save the dollar. It was painful and caused recession and layoffs and huge dislocation to our economy. Zimbabwe stock market has done well I betcha - but it is denominated, the unit of account, is trash.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (v6Osy)

417 I think Pecos Bill had Slue-Foot Sue, but I'm not remembering a gf for Paul.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Yeah, the Babe relationship was never discussed in polite society.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (oT0A6)

418 406 Did Paul Bunyan have a girlfriend in the stories?

I think Pecos Bill had Slue-Foot Sue, but I'm not remembering a gf for Paul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Could be - there was a gal in college whose nickname was Babe the Blew Ox.

She was sturdily built.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:20 PM (Rvt88)

419 Did Paul Bunyan have a girlfriend in the stories?

Paul was my favorite

He liked oxen

Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 16, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

420

Slips a Xanax ladder through the USB port for Ladyl...

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:20 PM (iOxrB)

421 Prayers up, Ladyl!! Safe travels tomorrow and may you have a wonderful time with friends old and new!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 16, 2021 11:21 PM (jQwrQ)

422 Hey, screaming

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 11:21 PM (K88hc)

423 Slave sales were a good money raiser for sororities at my college. They would get fraternity volunteers to be the slaves.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 11:09 PM (ZN7T5)

I'd would rather buy a sorority girl...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March

Actually, the little sisters at my fraternity sold themselves to raise money. They would clean rooms or cars and such.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 11:21 PM (ZN7T5)

424 Lunatics are calling for a Seattle museum director to be fired for "dissing" POC artists. I will bet all the money I have that this guy is a hard core leftist and super woke. I mean shit, a museum director...in Seattle?

And it is delicious to watch the left eat its own.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:21 PM (ZQTJZ)

425 411 > I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend.

Hoping you get some good rest soon.

Melatonin is a big help for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:19 PM (JZT2F


Also try valerian root. Smells like funky feet but it works wonders for helping me sleep.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:21 PM (LNVrA)

426 "There are so many introverts in the Horde that you'll fit right in at the MoMe."

a school of fish
a murder of crows
a nag of karens
a wallflower of introverts

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (G9i4R)

427 175 >>> 128 Question: There seems to be a sudden shortage of canned cat food here in Omaha. Of course, I've only looked at two stores, but the cat food shelves in both stores were stripped clean. I did manage to find ten caans of Fancy Feast at the second store. Any one else having this problem?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life


Yes. Valley of the Sunstroke. Grocery stores. Haven't been to Petsmart yet.

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (LPnfS)

428 Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

You got this.

Prayers up.

Posted by: BifBewalski - prayers at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (VcFUs)

429 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:06 PM (YynYJ)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2021 11:07 PM (WsidB)

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (hKTv

Thanks guys! It's not final yet but definitely looking very good. And Lord knows I wouldn't have said anything if it wasn't.

But this is like powers that be reshuffling shit for me stuff. So yeah, like a lightning bolt out of the blue. Waiting on a number at this point.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (Sq5xa)

430 At the Texas MoMe, the introverts look at their boots when talking to you. The extroverts look at your boots.

At least until the 'ettes get a little likkered up and the dancing starts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (DMUuz)

431 Actually, the little sisters at my fraternity sold themselves to raise money. They would clean rooms or cars and such.

Posted by: Beartooth


Gonna need more info on the "and such."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:23 PM (oT0A6)

432 Hey Fenelon,

An old friend, libertarian, solid dude from Big Sky country, has gone all in on masks.

Last guy you'd expect to be assimilated into the Borg.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 11:23 PM (K88hc)

433 'Night all.
Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2021 11:23 PM (sd8p8)

434 Prayers are up for you Ladyl. I don't have good advice for not sleeping because on the odd time I can't sleep, I usually just get up, go to a different room, and try to stay up watching my tablet or whatever until I naturally start falling asleep. Takes the pressure off. But that's not an option for you tonight. So prayers sent for a restful night and a great day tomorrow.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:24 PM (Sq5xa)

435
Slips a Xanax ladder through the USB port for Ladyl...
Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:20 PM (iOxrB)


I'd kill for a Xanax right now.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

436 I could use prayer. I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all
day outing tomorrow with a new friend. The outing, which may be an
emotional one for me, is to the small town where my husband and I raised
our children. We are meeting some of my old friends there. Thanks.
--------
6 nights is too many girl. Find something to knock yourself out with.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:24 PM (+ya+t)

437 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by I Have No Idea.
++++

https://youtu.be/xJWvA_1YlxU

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2021 11:24 PM (hVqGz)

438 They want to remove slave from the dictionary just as they're turning us all into them. Soon enough the word slave will be just another alt-right conspiracy theory like Epstein being a pedo.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:25 PM (Sq5xa)

439 At the Texas MoMe, the introverts look at their boots when talking to you. The extroverts look at your boots.

At least until the 'ettes get a little likkered up and the dancing starts.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I have a boot.

The other one went missing, somehow.

Bet that happens a lot at TXMoMe.

Posted by: Miklos, doing an awkward but authentic two-step at March 16, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

440 I'd kill for a Xanax right now.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

That was my other advice.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:25 PM (Sq5xa)

441 Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

I will pray for you. Not sleeping is hard. I find that a melatonin and an advil PM but I don't take the advil all the time. The other thing I do is deep breathing while saying a breath prayer-anything peaceful and calming from the psalms said repeatedly with eyes closed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:25 PM (VP4Cd)

442 Common Tater, I believe things are much, much, much, much worse than 10 or 20 years ago, in terms of the options on interest rates and monetary policy.

ZIRP and financial repression were unthinkable before they became policy.

Enormous federal fiscal dysfunction/deficits have, as you said, made it impossible to see how rates could be allowed to rise. It would instantly consume the entire budget.

Some friends have asked me what I think/expect, and I answer "I have no idea - we've been off any map I could read for years now". Equity markets can be sustained, if not indefinitely, then much longer than I ever thought, already, by money creation. One thing is clear - if we get away with what's been going on/will now go on, worse - then really all policy guidelines, even common sense, are simply rendered meaningless. No need to even think of spending and revenue in the same general thought.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (OTzUX)

443 Dreamboat Annie

Perfection...

Always leave 'em wanting more!

Posted by: browndog at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (BgMrQ)

444 But the Perfumed Princes are running the Pentagon, and Warriors are being systematically hunted down and ejected. He's just beating 'em to the trick.
*salute!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2021 10:19

Good for him, understood he has to do what is best for him and his famiy at this point. Bad for us US citizens that will have a crappier military.

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (55Qr6)

445 He has also since lived up fully to his moniker.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (vMCab)


Ah. I remembered it backwards.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (ofYez)

446 I sort of picture the MoMes like most of my high school dances. The extroverts are all partying and chatting away. Us introverts are over by ourselves, staring off into space.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (YynYJ)

447 I'd kill for a Xanax right now.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

That's more 'roid rage but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (Rvt88)

448 Thanks dear Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

449 Apostrophes and my posts here are not friends
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 11:18 PM


No commament.

''''''''''''''''

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (DMUuz)

450 More for Fenelon. We haven't fallen out, but could it happen now?

COVID -19 psyop measures have harmed everyone. Lot of twitchy folks.

Worst run-in I had on this site was over the mRna drugs.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (K88hc)

451 Good night, everyone. Sweet dreams to the Horde. As I've said to the point of tedium, you are the best community on the internet. (And I just stopped the second-best flow, though not permanently).

May you all have wondrous sleep, especially LadyL who hasn't seen it in too long.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:27 PM (OU+8W)

452 >>>The radio stations must have burnt through dozens of copies of Heart's These Dreams, because they shut was on the radio 24x7.

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I think even more so of "All I want to do is make...". Nope. Nope. Don't even wanna finish typing it, I hate it so much. I love Nancy though. Could listen to her prelude to "Crazy on You" all night long.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 16, 2021 11:27 PM (WBSnr)

453 Actually, the little sisters at my fraternity sold themselves to raise money. They would clean rooms or cars and such.

Posted by: Beartooth


Gonna need more info on the "and such."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16

A gentleman never tells. Fortunately, I'm not a gentleman. There was some staged sales so they could hook up. The sale was cover for some girl or boy friend to have relations with someone other than their own girl or boy friend. *Waggles eye brows*

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2021 11:27 PM (ZN7T5)

454 Us introverts are over by ourselves, staring off into space.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

In the kitchen, where the real party happens anyway.

Posted by: Miklos was invited to a party once at March 16, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

455 Ladyl, prayers up. Hope you get some sleep soon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 11:27 PM (b8eqQ)

456 Pecos Bill was a pimp. He never could've outfought John Henry.

It was Paul Bunyan all along.

Posted by: Mike Fink at March 16, 2021 11:28 PM (JZT2F)

457 From 2008, the Village Voice's guide to right wing blogs. AoSHQ is the last one:

https://bit.ly/38NX6c0

(incorrectly identifies Ace as accepting the blogger of the year award in person...)

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:29 PM (kTRt4)

458 The sale was cover for some girl or boy friend to have relations with someone other than their own girl or boy friend. *Waggles eye brows*
Posted by: Beartooth


In New Orleans, we just blamed it on rain and flooding.

Posted by: Miklos, honest as a Martian Day is long at March 16, 2021 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

459
Dogs put up and evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians. Another busy day tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2021 11:29 PM (mht8P)

460 I have a boot.
The other one went missing, somehow.
Bet that happens a lot at TXMoMe.
Posted by: Miklos

I would imagine it beats waking up in a tree, wearing a lampshade and no pants.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2021 11:29 PM (G9i4R)

461 It was Paul, in the bunkhouse, with the axe.

Posted by: Zombie Murdered Paul Bunyan's Girlfriend at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM (5ZHS+)

462 Hey there, callsign!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM (kTRt4)

463
I will pray for you. Not sleeping is hard. I find that a melatonin and an advil PM but I don't take the advil all the time. The other thing I do is deep breathing while saying a breath prayer-anything peaceful and calming from the psalms said repeatedly with eyes closed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:25 PM (VP4Cd)


I've tried everything. I'm ready to lose my mind.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

464 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM (fLVm1)

465 404 Clip of Ace on Fox News:


https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs


Never pictured Ace with that much hair. It was a while back.


Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2021 11:31 PM (8SSHh)

466 Ides of March. C'mon, yer shittin' me.

Hah!

Posted by: Julius Caeser at March 16, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

467 Arf!
Posted by: Sandy

Show us yer tits and a pitcher of margaritas

Posted by: Sandy Ocasio-Cortez constituents at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

468 "The Eagle Shit" today.

Government injecting digibucks into millions of accounts today. Apparently. Already, a family of four was killed by a spouse or boyfriend or golly knows what over an argument or dispute about splitting up this $1400; suspect is in custody.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (v6Osy)

469 457 From 2008, the Village Voice's guide to right wing blogs. AoSHQ is the last one:

https://bit.ly/38NX6c0

(incorrectly identifies Ace as accepting the blogger of the year award in person...)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:29 PM (kTRt4)



Pretty sure he spoke at CPAC one year. Gabe accepting the award on his behalf came later. So he might have won it more than once?

Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (vMCab)

470 I've tried everything. I'm ready to lose my mind.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM



A long, warm bath with candles, a glass of box wine, and a smutty novel??

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (iOxrB)

471 I've tried everything. I'm ready to lose my mind.
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Put a little something in your tea and honey or skip them and just have a little something. Not being able to sleep sucks, I know.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:35 PM (+ya+t)

472 I did manage to find ten caans of Fancy Feast at the second store. Any one else having this problem?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin, clinging bitterly to a deplorable life at March 16, 2021 10:27

Now that you say that, certain brands were out at Walmart last time I was there. Krogers today was also out of certain brands.

Cat food has gone up in the last few yrs. I don't believe the official inflation rates. They are rigged BS.

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (55Qr6)

473 Never pictured Ace with that much hair. It was a while back.


Posted by: Javems


No shot of feet

Unconvinced

Posted by: Miklos, former purveyor of "news" at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

474 Some friends have asked me what I think/expect, and I answer "I have no idea - we've been off any map I could read for years now". Equity markets can be sustained, if not indefinitely, then much longer than I ever thought, already, by money creation. One thing is clear - if we get away with what's been going on/will now go on, worse - then really all policy guidelines, even common sense, are simply rendered meaningless. No need to even think of spending and revenue in the same general thought.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:26 PM (OTzUX)

rhomboid, we've discussed this before. At this point, you don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your buddy. So long as the US is still the safe haven for the world's capital, we continue to be able to finance unthinkable deficits by printing money, because the global demand for our money covers the difference. The only answer is inflation, which I have thought is inevitable for 20 years, yet we still don't see it the way we should be seeing it. The 10 year Treasury yield is 1.62 percent, which is hardly a signal of galloping inflation. We're far beyond the point of no return, but we still muddle on.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (BMmaB)

475 Was looking at a more northern route through AR, don't want to cross the Mississippi at Memphis though. Looking at Greenville, MS to cross. Anyone cruised through there?
Posted by: BifBewalski - planning at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (VcFUs)


Big, if you decide to go through NW Arkansas after all, please feel free to look us up. We will be moved by then.

Posted by: Emmie at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (ofYez)

476 I've tried everything. I'm ready to lose my mind.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 16, 2021 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

Have you tried *everything*???

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (Sq5xa)

477 >>> 373 When is the Texas mome?
Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at March 16, 2021 11:10 PM (XvEl1)

October 22 and 23, per... last night... or maybe the night before...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2021 11:36 PM (b8eqQ)

478 Ladyl.

You will sleep.
Lay your head down.
Lose your eyes.

Sleep, dear friend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2021 11:37 PM (U2p+3)

479 I did manage to find ten caans of Fancy Feast at the second store


It's rarely in the second place you look.

Call it Luck

Posted by: Miklosian Fortunes, Cookies at March 16, 2021 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

480 Darrell, I don't think "naive" was the word you are looking for.

Someone writing something like you quoted is, simply, stupid. Or has been on an island without comms for 20 years.

Mitch and the Beltway GOP have joined most of the rest of the institutions and culture as immersed in unwitting self-parody. To pretend to "threaten" things that voters have voted for dozens of times, and which should have been attempted (thereby "politicizing" them, meaning unseat many Dems and a few GOP), and which were most of the reason Trump was elected (and was ready to act on) .....

Earlier today ace referred to the half of the GOP base that's so clueless that Mitch's absurd behavior might appeal to them. I fear it's a lot, lot, lot bigger than half. Most people are shielded from direct, immediate damage as that caused by almost everything the racist-totalitarians implement. They are useless as citizens, being hapless slowly boiling frogs.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:38 PM (OTzUX)

481 So, WTF happens when some young reader sees the word "slave" in print and wants to know its meaning -- and the word has been dropped from the dictionary?

Newspeak.

There is a reason I bought a "1984" patch to wear on my compulsory face diaper.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 16, 2021 11:38 PM (HCeRP)

482 LadyL

Trying logging off the computer. As you know the light can interfere with sleep. Then try saying, "My help comes from the Lord, the Maker of heaven and earth. " in the dark in your bed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:39 PM (VP4Cd)

483 The 10 year Treasury yield is 1.62 percent, which is hardly a signal of galloping inflation

No no no ... You're asking the wrong question. Monetary Inflation is WAY higher than 1.62 percent.

The question is, how do they get away with this? I suppose, like everything else, because they can, because, who is going to stop them?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:39 PM (v6Osy)

484 Britney had some great songwriters back in the day.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 16, 2021 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

485
A long, warm bath with candles, a glass of box wine, and a smutty novel??
Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (iOxrB)

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Pffft.

Overrated.

Posted by: Socrates at March 16, 2021 11:39 PM (fLVm1)

486 A long, warm bath with candles, a glass of box wine, and a smutty novel??
Posted by: Zettai

Works for me

Posted by: Miklos with the Statistical Economic Abstract Q4 2020 at March 16, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

487 Lose your eyes.
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Seems a little extreme.
Kidding, lol.

Posted by: dartist at March 16, 2021 11:40 PM (+ya+t)

488 Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs

Never pictured Ace with that much hair. It was a while back.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2021 11:31 PM (8SSHh)

That's exactly what I thought ace looked like. I must have seen that clip or some other sighting years ago.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:41 PM (BMmaB)

489 Pretty sure he spoke at CPAC one year. Gabe accepting the award on his behalf came later. So he might have won it more than once?
Posted by: buzzion
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Yep, I think you're right... sorry about that!

https://washex.am/3bW87tQ

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 16, 2021 11:41 PM (kTRt4)

490 long, warm bath with candles, a glass of box wine, and a smutty novel??
Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (iOxrB)

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Pffft.

Overrated.
Posted by: Socrates


Speak for...your...se

Posted by: Petronius Niger at March 16, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

491
A long, warm bath with candles, a glass of box wine, and a smutty novel??
Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:34 PM (iOxrB)

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It was a good deal, Frankie Five Angels.

Oh. As long as you open your veins.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 16, 2021 11:41 PM (fLVm1)

492 The other thing that seems to work for me-but you can't get it now is "Sleepytime tea extra" available at the supermarket. I'm making some now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 11:42 PM (VP4Cd)

493 Nine years ago, this stray, three-legged cat walked into a man's kitchen asking to be loved. He was afraid of people by nature but bonded with the man. When the man passed away, Bubby disappeared and no one ever saw him again. Until...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShHDj0q-SIo

Posted by: Corner Stone at March 16, 2021 11:42 PM (uh5kC)

494 Caesar, roger all that.

Obviously only being the world's reserve currency, as well as the currency of many major commodities and sub-markets, has enabled this degree of reckless idiocy.

Some may find it ironic, but if the EU had amounted to anything, specifically if the Euro had amounted to anything, it would have been the best thing to happen to the US since winning WWII. But alas, the Euroweenies are even (generally) *more* irresponsible and incompetent than Americans, so, no dice. No competition, no check on our money keyboards.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:42 PM (OTzUX)

495 The 10 year Treasury yield is 1.62 percent, which is hardly a signal of galloping inflation

No no no ... You're asking the wrong question. Monetary Inflation is WAY higher than 1.62 percent.

The question is, how do they get away with this? I suppose, like everything else, because they can, because, who is going to stop them?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:39 PM (v6Osy)

Well, no, it's not, because if inflation were more than 1.62 percent, then we would be talking negative real interest rates on T-bonds, which is absurd. You can't get a more clear monetary measure than the Treasury rate.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:43 PM (BMmaB)

496 DMT, aka "the businessman's special". LOL. Never tried it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 16, 2021 11:43 PM (KAi1n)

497 It's kind of funny how a year yield under 2% is freaking people out. 2 years ago the 10 year was just under 3% for comparison.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:45 PM (ZQTJZ)

498

The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z uses herbal tea: "Cup O' Calm" -- Or, as I'm wont to call it, "Cup O' Calm Down!

Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:45 PM (iOxrB)

499 "That's what Volcker did, save the dollar." --

that is the role of the fed reserve, stable dollar, their "mandate". But Greenspan got sucked in, despite hollering about "irrational exuberance" in '94 or so, he did the political order of the day ... always more easy money. ... Monetary policy and military policy became about protecting (globalist) markets ... Plandemic has pushed us into some insane dystopia ... except we are still functional. --
In a sense it is "communism" by fiat currency ... if the fed reserve is not already buying stocks, they are at least buying the bonds to support the zombies, and throwing trillions into the hands of the billionaires to "prop up markets" while "murdering" the private/small business. ... DeepState seems to be satisfied with telling us ... "hey, we run things, we wanted to keep you guessing, but Trump forced us to reveal we are your owners".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2021 11:47 PM (Cus5s)

500 So, for those of you who are getting them, what caliber is your stimulus check going to be?

Posted by: Mike Fink at March 16, 2021 11:47 PM (JZT2F)

501 No no no ... You're asking the wrong question. Monetary Inflation is WAY higher than 1.62 percent.

The question is, how do they get away with this? I suppose, like everything else, because they can, because, who is going to stop them?

Posted by: Common Tater


The Mac n' Cheese powder rations have ben increased from 13.5 to 12.5 ounces

Posted by: Miklos, not going metric at March 16, 2021 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

502 The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z uses herbal tea: "Cup O' Calm" -- Or, as I'm wont to call it, "Cup O' Calm Down!
Posted by: Zettai at March 16, 2021 11:45 PM (iOxrB)

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The ever-resilient Mrs. Cicero frequently offers a soothing cup of STFU. Maybe I should partake more often.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2021 11:48 PM (fLVm1)

503 So, for those of you who are getting them, what caliber is your stimulus check going to be?





Posted by: Mike Fink

Jagged stones.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (oT0A6)

504 389 I've never heard that about obd2. Do you have a cite or where did you hear that?

Posted by: MAxIE at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (dVkJu)

505 It's kind of funny how a year yield under 2% is freaking people out. 2 years ago the 10 year was just under 3% for comparison.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:45 PM (ZQTJZ)

Exactly. The world is still buying into America because we're the only game in town big enough to absorb the world's savings. Trump deserves a lot of the credit, but not all of it. Some of the credit goes to the rest of the world being a terrible place to invest, by comparison.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (BMmaB)

506 The US 'government' put $1400 in my checking account.
I guess everything is alright now.
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 16, 2021 10:31

We are living in crazy times. The Dems spend 1.9 Billion for chinese flu relief and 9% is relayed to the cninese flu.

I think w/ this latest payment I've gotten back more than we pd in taxes. How does this work when I'm part of the 50% that actually pay taxes?

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

507 Art of Manliness website had a good article on a military study for helping pilots fall asleep quickly and grab some shuteye when they're really busy. Lots of detail about physically relaxing body and limbs, breathing, mental tricks, I read it with great interest but don't remember much, but it sort of comes back to me when I'm trying to sleep... inventory your body to make sure no muscles or limbs are tense, breathe calmly, counting-sheep-style thoughts. They almost guaranteed it to work, not a big deal to me, I can always fall asleep anywhere anytime no problem, my body loves sleeping, my mind loves dream world.

Posted by: yop at March 16, 2021 11:50 PM (V0Ztm)

508 Price of lumber is up 170% YOY. Which is one of the reasons housing is going crazy. The other being low interest rates. Real estate prices, conveniently enough is not including in inflation calculation. Rents are included, which are a function of real estate prices to some degree. But not fully.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:50 PM (ZQTJZ)

509 I think w/ this latest payment I've gotten back more than we pd in taxes. How does this work when I'm part of the 50% that actually pay taxes?
Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

As rhomboid lamented above, the two things (taxing and spending) are completely disconnected now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)

510 I don't claim to understand it, but I know monetary inflation is WAY more than 1.62 percent after ten years.

They "print" money at will, or borrow it into existence more accurately.

But the interest rates are set or guided by what they claim they are, no? So they "print" the interest rates too?

What I don't understand is why or how all this money doesn't return to the US at some point. The old saying in the 70s was "It's our dollar, but it's your problem.", something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (v6Osy)

511 In conventional economic and monetary terms, I think we are now at the equivalent of "the global warming heat is hiding in the deep oceans!!" level of silliness. In terms of explaining the lack of inflationary pressure. Well, we *were*, a year ago today, when once of the best economies in human history had its plug pulled.

The malaise almost certain to result from the idiocy of the idiots now in charge, probably resembling 2009-2016, could provide a blanket of awful things that nonetheless keep inflation at bay.

Slack demand (both consumer and capital). Absolutely no upward pressure in labor markets (unskilled and semi-skilled have suffered a holocaust, which will be prolonged with open borders, and H-1Bs will help suppress any pressure in higher-end labor markets). Regulatory torpor. What a pathetic country.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)

512 Art of Manliness website had a good article on a military study for helping pilots fall asleep quickly and grab some shuteye when they're really busy.

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By reputation, Napoleon was able to grab a catnap at the most unlikely of times, including during an incoming artillery barrage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2021 11:52 PM (fLVm1)

513 We are living in crazy times. The Dems spend 1.9 Billion for chinese flu relief and 9% is relayed to the cninese flu.

I think w/ this latest payment I've gotten back more than we pd in taxes. How does this work when I'm part of the 50% that actually pay taxes?
Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

___

I got $0 in checks. And I paid a fuckton more than $0 in taxes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:52 PM (ZQTJZ)

514 > "the global warming heat is hiding in the deep oceans!!"

It's like "dark matter" that way.

Posted by: Mike Fink at March 16, 2021 11:53 PM (JZT2F)

515
We've gotten away with all this because we're the world's reserve currency. (The WWII guys set this up when we were king after WWII -- smartguys). That's what allows to get away with this shit. It can't last forever.

Speaking of the relatively low current yield on the 10 yr. Who is the biggest single holder of US debt? Why, the Fed. The printing presses. They have been distorting the market there big time.

As inflation kicks in, the natural response would be for the market to kick those rates up. But the Fed can keep the down. And it will. It will not them shoot up (again, destroy the federal govt and destroy their own bloated balance sheet). The printing press will keep the yield curve where they want it.

Inflation will get worse and worse, and they'll keep on as if nothing is wrong.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 16, 2021 11:53 PM (Mzdiz)

516 I don't claim to understand it, but I know monetary inflation is WAY more than 1.62 percent after ten years.

They "print" money at will, or borrow it into existence more accurately.

But the interest rates are set or guided by what they claim they are, no? So they "print" the interest rates too?

What I don't understand is why or how all this money doesn't return to the US at some point. The old saying in the 70s was "It's our dollar, but it's your problem.", something like that.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (v6Osy)

It's 1.62 percent each year for the next 10 years. Your last comment hit the nail on the head. The reason we aren't having the kind of inflation we should be having is because the rest of the world is buying into America a lot more than we are buying into the rest of the world. We can be idiots and get away with it, at least for now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:54 PM (BMmaB)

517 What a pathetic country.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)

I don't think that was the line.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at March 16, 2021 11:55 PM (uEbPt)

518 500 So, for those of you who are getting them, what caliber is your stimulus check going to be?

Posted by: Mike Fink at March 16, 2021 11:47 PM (JZT2F)


Alumna Craft 17' I need a new canoe
The last one sank with all the caliibers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2021 11:55 PM (aA3+G)

519 It's 1.62 percent each year for the next 10 years. Your last comment hit the nail on the head. The reason we aren't having the kind of inflation we should be having is because the rest of the world is buying into America a lot more than we are buying into the rest of the world. We can be idiots and get away with it, at least for now.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


We're "too big to fail."

Until we do.

Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2021 11:55 PM (P1f+c)

520 What a pathetic country.
Posted by: rhomboid

I did my economics studies at Karl Marx U

Never expected to actually have to know or use that crap.

Perhaps my time has come.

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Nomenklatura-rapper at March 16, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

521 Modern Monetary Theory

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

522 Used my checks to pay off some long held revolving debt. I've had an extremely fortunate year financially and an absolute pig of a year physically. But if you're gonna feel like shit for a year, I guess Lockdown Year is the year to do it.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2021 11:57 PM (uEbPt)

523 > What I don't understand is why or how all this money doesn't return to the US at some point.

Because they're rather hold on to our semi-worthless imaginary pieces of paper with pictures of dead politicians on them than their own totally worthless imaginary pieces of paper with pictures of dead politicians on them.

This can go on for quite a while, obviously, until one day it can't.

But what other options do they have that's safer? The yuan? No one's dumb enough to trust their assets to the ChiComs long-term. The euro was the closest contender, but the PIIGS put the kibosh on that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:57 PM (JZT2F)

524 Pickle packer? Freak!

Posted by: Couch Fucker at March 16, 2021 11:57 PM (KnJdm)

525 Is it time for the next big war?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

526 Bond yilelds are set relative to other options. Right now with all the money sloshing around, stocks and housing are seen as a better bet so less money is going to bonds and hence the low rates, both govt and corporate. Yields don't spell out inflation 1:1 like if the 10 year yield is 1.62% then it means inflation is 1.62%. It doesn't work like that.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (ZQTJZ)

527 The slave thing is pointless since so long as the word "enslaved" exists, the derivative "slave" will be formed as a noun; it may also become used as a verb, which undercuts "enslaved" by 2 letters, making it (slave) easier and cooler to say. So enslave becomes slave and enslaved becomes the state of being a slave.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

528 Because they're rather hold on to our semi-worthless imaginary pieces of paper with pictures of dead politicians on them than their own totally worthless imaginary pieces of paper with pictures of dead politicians on them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 16, 2021 11:57 PM (JZT2F)

I can't wait for my $20 Harriet Tubman. I hope they get that picture of her with the scarf on her head totin' a pistol ready to whup ass.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (BMmaB)

529 504 389 I've never heard that about obd2. Do you have a cite or where did you hear that?
Posted by: MAxIE at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (dVkJu)

I purchased a factory diagnostic manual for my 96 f-150 back in the day. It went into detail, with logic probe test points, on the obd schematic. There is even a 'reset' sequence of specific speeds, durations, and distances, that will put it back into a learning mode. I had an e360? Smart transmission and the two needed to be synchronized or the system got shitty mileage. Like 8mpg shitty. Since i was a radar mechanic, and spent 90% of my time with a logic probe prying through back plane wiring and circuit card baskets, this didnt scare me.

Bottom line. 4x4, 5.8 liter (350, yo), and i got regular 18 mpg at 65 mph. I could tell when it needed its 3/4 throttle because the mpg woukd start dropping down to about 15.

Posted by: BifBewalski - prayers at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (VcFUs)

530 Miklos all that crap is still irrelevant. Issue is, of what relevance is real conventional econ in this situation? As Caesar correctly points out, our main "advantage" at this point remains simply "least worst place on earth to park money" (leaving aside Switzerland and Singapore due to size constraints).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (OTzUX)

531 The slave thing is pointless since so long as the word "enslaved" exists, the derivative "slave" will be formed as a noun; it may also become used as a verb, which undercuts "enslaved" by 2 letters, making it (slave) easier and cooler to say. So enslave becomes slave and enslaved becomes the state of being a slave.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

Well, plus who did Lincoln free?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:00 AM (BMmaB)

532 The math...omg the math. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2021 12:00 AM (9Om/r)

533 Who is the biggest single holder of US debt? Why, the Fed. The printing presses. They have been distorting the market there big time

Also, note that 'large Financial Institutions" have been able to get "money" from the Fed at 0%, and "loan" it to the Treasury at a small interest rate. In banking, it's called the "Spread".

Not much, but over hundreds of billions with little work and no risk, it adds up.

Posted by: Miklos, seen it happen at March 17, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

534

Did anyone NOT catch GEOTUS on Bartiromo earlier this evening? It's worth a listen!

It's always comforting for me to hear his voice...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52jPJtEx-Ec

Posted by: Zettai at March 17, 2021 12:01 AM (iOxrB)

535 Blegh....hit enter too soon.....

That's happening in the US. Internationally, money is flowing to bonds here because as was mentioned, it is the only safe place. Americans are loading up on stocks and r/e, foreigners are loading up on bonds, mainly US treasuries. So you have low yields and high equity markets.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 17, 2021 12:01 AM (ZQTJZ)

536 What a pathetic country.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2021 11:51 PM (OTzUX)

Well maybe bathetic.

Posted by: Stonn at March 17, 2021 12:01 AM (4dO7K)

537 did anyone see this crazy video of Biden today? It looks like the microphones are photoshopped in

https://tinyurl.com/yj7yuvaz

Posted by: Jose at March 17, 2021 12:01 AM (L9Ewk)

538 A recent "miracle" of mine led me to meet a guy with a less pleasant bridge story. My CV joint went out at Atlas, IL, and my truck limped around the corner to a diner, where I asked if there was a mechanic around ... waitress pointed to the guy seated three feet away. (that is the "miracle part" heh). --
As we crossed the Mississippi to get the part, he told me he was probably responsible for getting the new bridge at Louisiana, MO. He was hauling a fork lift across the old narrow bridge very early, was surprised to see oncoming traffic (not sure if someone was supposed to be stopping traffic on the other side). He tried to get way over, forklift hit a piece of the bridge structure, knocked it off his truck, right onto the oncoming car ... killed the guy (worker at Stark's Nursery, family man).

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (Cus5s)

539 Here's some pretty pictures from FRED at the St. Louis Fed that graphically illustrate what the Fed has been doing since the crash of '08. The response to the 'Rona lockdowns makes Helicopter Ben's helicopter drops look small:

This is Reserve Bank Credit, the total asset side of their balances (the shit they "buy" to create money against):

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RSBKCRNS

Note this it NOT the monetary base (M0). I'll get that up in a minute.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (Mzdiz)

540 > Is it time for the next big war?

There's another reason for the continuing appeal of the USD. Raw power.

As Machiavelli said, gold won't always get you good soldiers, but good soldiers can always get you gold.

Of course, FICUS is busy reviving Gaylord's attempted destruction of the US military as we speak, so who knows how long that's going to last?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (JZT2F)

541 so now they have a new bigger bridge ... I
do kinda wonder how much genuine infrastructure got neglected due to
paying off bribes to mobster types ... or just union hard ball crooks.
... And now .. we head into that sort of world with mobster Biden and
the stolen election, trillions throw around to ? the wrong people. Lots
of hidden pain and suffering, they don't care.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (Cus5s)

542 The math...omg the math. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Three (3) chords are sufficient.

Posted by: Miklos, banging heads as needed at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

543 Well wait.

OK, so it's 1.62 annually for a 10 year bond? So I buy a $100 bond, after ten years I get my hunnerd bucks back. If I want. Which buys maybe half of what it did.

And they give $16 for the privilege? Which is then taxed.

Dude, I need a bong hit, and I don't even smoke pot!

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (v6Osy)

544 Bond yilelds are set relative to other options. Right now with all the money sloshing around, stocks and housing are seen as a better bet so less money is going to bonds and hence the low rates, both govt and corporate. Yields don't spell out inflation 1:1 like if the 10 year yield is 1.62% then it means inflation is 1.62%. It doesn't work like that.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 16, 2021 11:59 PM (ZQTJZ)

Sure it does. If the 10 year bond is 1.62 percent and inflation is 5.62 percent, then that means the real cost of 10 year money to the government is negative 4 percent, meaning that the government charges us 4 percent a year to take our money we lend to it in an environment where it's running massive deficits and has to borrow. That makes no sense at all. The real interest rate has to be positive, so the inflation rate has to be something less than 1.62 percent.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:04 AM (BMmaB)

545 People who like cats stare at them and say "Here, kitty" (like Harry Dean Stanton). People who don't like cats end up with them in their laps.
I love them, myself, but they are difficult to understand.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2021 11:00

What's the HDS reference? Yep cats are weird. In recent yrs our cat has taken to sleeping on my chest or under my arm if I'm on my side. It is very comforting, like our expenses for the cat are repaid as a sleeping aid!

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2021 12:04 AM (55Qr6)

546 Supposed to fix seals and clean off valves. Prolly horseshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2021 11:08 PM (LNVrA)


It's like an old-wives tale for old men. My dad used to call it dusting off the cobwebs, usually performed by highway speed travel.

Now I suppose that there is some farmer wisdom in running machinery that has sat, getting the lube oil up to temp, driving off moisture in the various cases, lubing dried seals, cleaning off any surface oxidation of mating parts, and, yes, sucking in any cobwebs formed in the intake and blowing out any in the exhaust. In the modern garage-stored and regularly driven vehicle, I doubt that there is much benefit.

Posted by: Couch Fucker at March 17, 2021 12:05 AM (KnJdm)

547 I THINK what some of them are gambling on is that there will be a huge jump in production and demand when the WuFlu scare is over, and that there will need to be lots-o-cash floating around to lubricate that production.

Because overproduction without sufficient money to buy it comes with its own set of problems, arguably worse than inflation (see: the Great Depression).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:05 AM (JZT2F)

548 Well, plus who did Lincoln free?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

The black population of the southern states.

But this is a different issue. Dic.com isn't outlawing the word (yet), just not recognizing it. "Slave" is not some contrived, nonsensical word which, if made illegal to say/write, would eventually die out as there was no general impetus to use it and penalty for doing so. "Slave" from "enslaved" is simply linguistologically natural.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:05 AM (KAi1n)

549

Here is the monetary base, M0:

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE

Just look at that. That is the base money, the "high powered" money in the system. They've blow it out of the water.

Note they blew it up after the crash of '08 (to "save the system") and then they were sort of holding, even winding down a bit. Then the 'Rona hit, and they blew it up even worse than before.

Note before the crash of '08, M0 was around $800B. It now stands at over $5T. They've printed (electronically) $4.2T.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)

550 OK, so it's 1.62 annually for a 10 year bond? So I buy a $100 bond, after ten years I get my hunnerd bucks back. If I want. Which buys maybe half of what it did.

And they give $16 for the privilege? Which is then taxed.

Dude, I need a bong hit, and I don't even smoke pot!
Posted by: Common Tater


Germany and Switzerland (for different reasons) have already offered negative interest bonds and bank deposits. You pay them to hold your money.

Posted by: Miklos, does not do this for a living anymore at March 17, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

551
What's the HDS reference?


In "Alien", HDS was calling Jonesy, the cat, immediately before he became bleedin' demised.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2021 12:06 AM (pNxlR)

552 Re: Heart. Don't get me wrong, they were near "great" because of the incredible pipes on the girls, but what made that band run were the guitar players that were dating the girls..when that fell apart, the whole "great" period fell apart and the pipes were still good enough to make for a few normal pop hits but the magic was gone. The guitar players couldn't do much without the pipes, either. You really wonder what could have happened with them..Barracuda is still just as powerful as it was when it came out..did they have more like that in them? We will never know

Posted by: azjaeger at March 17, 2021 12:07 AM (3/XaG)

553
Fellas, is it time to seek medical attention? My confused boner has lasted nigh on six hours now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2021 12:08 AM (pNxlR)

554 Hey all. I haven't been commenting much because I feel like I can't keep up. I need no more time changes please.

Increasinly feeling like I need to buy old edition paper dictionaries and encyclopedia. The gaslighting won't stop here.

Posted by: Funsize at March 17, 2021 12:08 AM (EiPf6)

555 Is it time for the next big war?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2021 11:58 PM (63Dwl)

I mentioned this a couple weeks back. Historically, big wars were generally a tool that resulted in huge geopolitical shifts, population-culling, and other changes in the established order. Now with nuclear proliferation all but preventing such a thing, what tools are available for such things? A global pandemic comes to mind. What else?

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 12:09 AM (KnJdm)

556 OK, so it's 1.62 annually for a 10 year bond? So I buy a $100 bond, after ten years I get my hunnerd bucks back. If I want. Which buys maybe half of what it did.

And they give $16 for the privilege? Which is then taxed.

Dude, I need a bong hit, and I don't even smoke pot!
Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:02 AM (v6Osy)

Yes, that's correct. We all grew up in an environment where that $100 would be worth half that 10 years from now, but that is over. Prices have basically been flat for a long time and the market is telling us they are going to be flat for a long time to come. We notice the things that go up, but we don't pay as much attention to the things that go down. Like the cost of labor with all the illegals driving down wages and automation taking labor completely out of the equation. The internet has reduced costs to a fraction of what they used to be. What does a long distance phone call cost now? Basically zero. I feel like everything I buy is getting more expensive, but it's not. And it needs to if we are ever going to get the economy humming again.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:09 AM (BMmaB)

557 Fellas, is it time to seek medical attention? My confused boner has lasted nigh on six hours now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2021 12:08 AM (pNxlR)

Time to remove the pickle.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 12:10 AM (KnJdm)

558 Just look at that. That is the base money, the "high powered" money in the system. They've blow it out of the water.


If the Fed wanted to unwind, they can't. They lost that script years ago.

There is "Modern Monetary Theory", which is wish-casting pulled out of academic fartholes.

Posted by: Miklos, who might have a newly relevant Ph.D. at March 17, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

559 > Increasinly feeling like I need to buy old edition paper dictionaries and encyclopedia.

You can download the 1913 Webster's Dictionary from Project Gutenberg, at least for now.


http://www.gutenberg.org /ebooks/author/139

(remove space)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:10 AM (JZT2F)

560 Re: Heart. Don't get me wrong, they were near "great" because of the incredible pipes on the girls, but what made that band run were the guitar players that were dating the girls..when that fell apart, the whole "great" period fell apart and the pipes were still good enough to make for a few normal pop hits but the magic was gone. The guitar players couldn't do much without the pipes, either. You really wonder what could have happened with them..Barracuda is still just as powerful as it was when it came out..did they have more like that in them? We will never know
Posted by: azjaeger at March 17, 2021 12:07 AM (3/XaG)

They did a really good Stairway with Jason Bonham at the Kennedy Center honors for Zep.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:11 AM (BMmaB)

561 Time to remove the pickle.
Posted by: 4

Ja?

Pickel mien Halbe?

Posted by: Frisky Fritz at March 17, 2021 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

562

Haube...

Posted by: Zettai at March 17, 2021 12:11 AM (iOxrB)

563 > What does a long distance phone call cost now? Basically zero.

Right. When I was a kid, long distance calls were reserved for Christmas, birthdays, or if someone died.

The phone plan I have now doesn't even have "long distance", at least within the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:12 AM (JZT2F)

564 Is it time for the next big war?
--------
I don't know how big but I wouldn't be a bit surprised if we got hit by some asshole coming across the border and we retaliate. 20 years in Afghanistan made people money.

Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2021 12:13 AM (+ya+t)

565 Haube...
Posted by: Zettai


Why you always Pickel at me?

Posted by: UnterFahnen Miklos at March 17, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

566 Rodrigo, Project Gutenberg is a great resource but as we've seen, anything online can become vulnerable whenever the right people say so.

I will reccommend A Canticle for Liebowitz here.

Posted by: Funsize at March 17, 2021 12:14 AM (EiPf6)

567 I remember my parents making a call from Bangkok, Thailand to Los Angeles, around 1971 or 72. Probably '72 for my 5th birthday (both grandparents were in L.A.) It was a hassle and I remember my father commenting how expensive it was. Whatever barriers to bringing down costs existed have been solved.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:15 AM (KAi1n)

568 "Back in the day", cars had carburetors, not electronic fuel injection. They also had contact point ignition. Short trips, engines that never fully warmed up, diluted crankcase oil, maybe a thermostat that was getting "lazy" and not bringing the engine to normal operating temperature would exacerbate the situation. Plugs would get fouled up, and a kind of negative feedback loop would ensue, meaning combustion chambers and ring lands and valves would get caked with thick layers of sludgy gum and carbon.

A good long highway trip would indeed leave the engine running MUCH smoother, this was very commonly observed, aka "Italian Tune-Up". Spark plugs are kind of weird, once they get fouled they never quite come back to what they were. They can get glazed over as those sludge deposits burn off.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:16 AM (v6Osy)

569 " My confused boner has lasted nigh on six hours now."
if it is from the ugly tranny posted earlier, you may need psychiatric help. (wasn't that the one claiming guys would have a confused boner from looking at his fat face?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2021 12:17 AM (Cus5s)

570 Good night, all.

Posted by: BifBewalski - time for bed at March 17, 2021 12:18 AM (VcFUs)

571 563 > What does a long distance phone call cost now? Basically zero.

Right. When I was a kid, long distance calls were reserved for Christmas, birthdays, or if someone died.

The phone plan I have now doesn't even have "long distance", at least within the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:12 AM (JZT2F)

My dad drove OTR, and as a result we had an 800 in addition to the regular land line number.

Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2021 12:18 AM (Ojki1)

572 LaryL, I pray for your sweet dreams.

Posted by: JM in Florida at March 17, 2021 12:19 AM (HCeRP)

573 They can get glazed over as those sludge deposits burn off.
Posted by: Common Tater


*sadly observes own tits, such as they are*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

574 My dad drove OTR, and as a result we had an 800 in addition to the regular land line number.
Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2021 12:18 AM (Ojki1)

There was the old trick of calling your family collect and they wouldn't accept the charge, and then would call you back direct dial. Take that, Ma Bell!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:20 AM (BMmaB)

575

Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

576

The real yield on the 10 yr Ts is negative now. The real yield curve has been negative for some time, and only goes slightly positive on the 30 yr long bond.

10 yr real yield is currently -0.68%. 30 yr long bond real yield is 0.12%. The 5 yr real yield is a whopping -1.69%

So right now, you're losing money buying Ts. And everyone seems to be happy with it. Why? Cause the Fed is distorting the hell out of everything and preventing market forces from doing what they're supposed to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

577 Good night, all.
Posted by: BifBewalski

abends

Posted by: von Miklos at March 17, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

578 >>>I haven't slept in six nights, and I have an all day outing tomorrow with a new friend.<
>OMG I never heard of such a thing. Be safe and take care of yourself.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2021 12:21 AM (03n3v)

579 Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pickle Packer at March 17, 2021 12:22 AM (KnJdm)

580 The digital world means cheap entertainment, even at home. What that does to society is unknown, but doesn't look good. Especially with BigTech certain they can control our every thought, and make us all join their cult via their "date rape" digital drugs.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2021 12:22 AM (Cus5s)

581 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by I Have No Idea.
--------

Mudbowlers, an obscure Dutch religious sect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:22 AM (AytXr)

582 Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Again please

Posted by: Haiku Master online at March 17, 2021 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

583 I love pickles, but not that much.

Evening, all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2021 12:23 AM (F0YaR)

584 > Project Gutenberg is a great resource but as we've seen, anything online can become vulnerable whenever the right people say so.

That is why you download it and save your own copy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:24 AM (JZT2F)

585 Pound pastrami, can
Kraut, six bagels Bring
Home for Emma

Posted by: Haiku Master online say you people lazy at March 17, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

586 So right now, you're losing money buying Ts. And everyone seems to be happy with it. Why? Cause the Fed is distorting the hell out of everything and preventing market forces from doing what they're supposed to.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:21 AM (Mzdiz)

publius, we're probably arguing within a percent so it's practically pointless, but I don't buy a persistent negative real yield for a market as big as the Treasuries. Can there be a blip driven by the Fed? Sure. But as huge and liquid as that market is, I have to assume that the world is going to want some kind of spread on dollar loans to Uncle Sam, even if it's a few bps. Which to me means the true inflation rate is less than the CPI.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:26 AM (BMmaB)

587 One of the things I think my father was proudest of was putting my bar mitzvah money in a CD at something like 13%. 1980. 5 years later when I gradumacated high school, you weren't getting 13% in a CD.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:26 AM (KAi1n)

588 Afghanistan has been a live fire training exercise for last 10 years. That's why I think we are still there.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 12:27 AM (2DOZq)

589 Making a Person-to-Person call (remember those) to a non-existent person used to be a way of calling home to let folks know that you had reached your destination okay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:27 AM (l0Lgi)

590 > My dad drove OTR, and as a result we had an 800 in addition to the regular land line number.

Nice! I'm sure that was worth it given the situation.

I remember back in the day my brother ran up about a $1,000 phone bill calling a girlfriend in Washington State from Alaska (she'd moved back there).

My mom was...not amused.

Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:28 AM (JZT2F)

591 Good night, Horde. LadyL, I hope you get some quality slumber.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 17, 2021 12:29 AM (K88hc)

592 >> Which to me means the true inflation rate is less than the CPI.

You're assuming that market data means what it is supposed to mean. That markets work like they're supposed to. They don't anymore. The Fed and the oligarchy that control them as well as everything has rigged just about everything.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)

593 We ran into one of my boy's school friend today at the store, and he and his Grandma were not wearing masks. We typically do, just to avoid the hassle and to avoid some karen siccing the county on the grocery store.

The boy's school friend started badmouthing masks, saying such things as masks are stupid, and the Grandma got all embarrassed, trying to cover his mouth. I assured here that it is alright, we know masks are security theater, and we went on our way shopping.

My boy, confused, asked about masks, why we wear them, if we know that they are BS, why we were talking in hushed tones, etc. After a few moments, I say to my boys, give me your masks, we are done with this. I saw the Grandma and boy later in one aisle, and I shouted down to her, FREEDOM!, as I pointed to my face. She laughed. The store is probably down to less that 50% masked now, not counting employees.


Yeah, it's a sad tale, but one which illustrates the wisdom of a child in crazy-stupid times.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 12:30 AM (KnJdm)

594 Ordinarily, in the long run things get less, not more, expensive over time.

This is true with most things, not just technological wonders like medical devices or phones or computer chips.

This jiggery-pokery they do with "hedonistic adjustments" in the inflation rate is BS. Then they'll decide "Butter getting spendy? Well everybody eats margarine I guess."

Housing anyone? Never mind tax rates. They necessarily must rise, because the dollars don't go as far.

At issue is the unit of account, without an objective standard (of some kind) every bit of distortion and nuttery will ensue. Like .. right now.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:31 AM (v6Osy)

595 Mormon trans-wedding/baptism?
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:03 PM (Z7toj)

Slopping the hogs?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:31 AM (mzC78)

596 One of the things I think my father was proudest of was putting my bar mitzvah money in a CD at something like 13%. 1980. 5 years later when I gradumacated high school, you weren't getting 13% in a CD.
Posted by: SFGoth


I knew people at college who (falsely) claimed to be financially independent of their parents. Borrowed the max in student loans (no interest while a student) and put that into money market funds at c. 13%. By the time they were seniors they were getting thousands per year.


I wished Old Papa had been less ethical.

Posted by: Miklos, authentic 80s Reagan kid at March 17, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

597 Project Gutenberg is a great resource but as we've
seen, anything online can become vulnerable whenever the right people
say so.



That is why you download it and save your own copy.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 17, 2021 12:24 AM (JZT2F)

If you get it in EPUB or pdf, you can put it in your kindle folder (at least on Android) and use the kindle app, which is decent.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 12:32 AM (KnJdm)

598 Making a Person-to-Person call (remember those) to a non-existent person used to be a way of calling home to let folks know that you had reached your destination okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:27 AM (l0Lgi)

----------

GFY

Posted by: Ma Bell at March 17, 2021 12:33 AM (fLVm1)

599
Here is the real T yield curve for 2021. You'll see the rates have been negative since Jan:

https://tinyurl.com/4rac48p7

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)

600 Making a Person-to-Person call (remember those) to a non-existent person
used to be a way of calling home to let folks know that you had reached
your destination okay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:27 AM (l0Lgi)


We are on our way.

Posted by: Phone Cops at March 17, 2021 12:34 AM (KnJdm)

601 Making a Person-to-Person call (remember those) to a non-existent person used to be a way of calling home to let folks know that you had reached your destination okay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I remember making calls to Alice Springs (Australia) asking for Sheila Bruce

Posted by: Miklos, one of those kinda kids at March 17, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

602 We saw this same economic situation in Japan 25 years ago. We had fair warning.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 12:35 AM (2DOZq)

603 Making a Person-to-Person call (remember those) to a non-existent person
used to be a way of calling home to let folks know that you had reached
your destination okay.


Is Michael Hunt there? Mike?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 17, 2021 12:35 AM (r4bSV)

604 Mormon trans-wedding/baptism?
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 16, 2021 10:03 PM (Z7toj)

Slopping the hogs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

I still say they are Dutch, celebrating Dyke Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:35 AM (AytXr)

605 God bless Florida Man.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 16, 2021 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

There's a pucker joke there someplace, but I ain't touching it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:35 AM (mzC78)

606
Click on the boxes in that Treasury yield curve page and set it for 2020. They started going negative around Feb. (right when the 'Rona thing started roughly).

So real T yields have been negative for over a year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)

607 We are on our way.
Posted by: Phone Cops
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I knew it, I knew it!

Posted by: Johnny Fever at March 17, 2021 12:37 AM (AytXr)

608 I still say they are Dutch, celebrating Dyke Day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Hmmmm...can't quite put my finger on it

Posted by: van Miklosendaam, doing pronouns rong at March 17, 2021 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

609 Cravings satisfied here. OMG! No. What are you doing?

Posted by: Vlasic at March 17, 2021 12:38 AM (KnJdm)

610 You're assuming that market data means what it is supposed to mean. That markets work like they're supposed to. They don't anymore. The Fed and the oligarchy that control them as well as everything has rigged just about everything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)

Oh, no doubt. But the market for US Treasuries is massive.

I remember early in the Clinton Administration Bob Rubin changed the mix, financing a lot of the Treasury's cash requirements with short-term T-bills, creating an artificial shortage of longer-term instruments, which drove up the price and drove down long-term interest rates. That worked for a while, but the market eventually adjusted to it. In recent years the Fed has been monetizing the deficit like crazy, and that has certainly distorted the market. But still I can't see the world agreeing to a negative real interest rate for one of the world's two fundamental risk-free rates (LIBOR being the other, for now).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:38 AM (BMmaB)

611 There's a pucker joke there someplace, but I ain't touching it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Probably a dill-y.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 12:38 AM (9Fwwf)

612 Florida man's name was Eric .

Close enough to start calling him Pickle Rick !!!



Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 12:39 AM (2DOZq)

613 Quote IV sounded like bullshit, and it led to a short post that was pure, unadulterated nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2021 10:19 PM (lZoX3)

The entire site reeks of bullshit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:39 AM (mzC78)

614 We are on our way.
Posted by: Phone Cops

In Italy-Amanda Knox arrested by Phone Cops

Posted by: Miklosian Strange but True at March 17, 2021 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

615 576--well done Bertram.

Posted by: Funsize at March 17, 2021 12:40 AM (EiPf6)

616 We're kind of a big dill!

*eyebrow waggle*

Posted by: Vlasic at March 17, 2021 12:41 AM (KnJdm)

617 I'm sure Ma Bell just kept track of how many such calls there were and then got their annual regulatory adjustment to cover it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:42 AM (KAi1n)

618 We live in a world of increasing precision of measurement - whether time, distance, weight or mass, speed, etc. There are international standards governing everything.

WTF is a "dollar"? How is it defined? Why would currencies need to "float" against each other?

The meter doesn't fluctuate? We don't hear things on the news like "The yard lost several inches against the furlong in heavy measuring yesterday." You'd be oretty pissed off if your acre of land you own was re-valued at half its present size, no? See where I'm goin' with that? By not having an objective accounting unit, then accurate measurement of anything cannot be performed. The old rules no longer apply. Predictions, especially about the future - Yogi would not be happy.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:42 AM (v6Osy)

619 Voted best pickle on Uranus.

Posted by: Vlasic at March 17, 2021 12:44 AM (KnJdm)

620
There is still a problem with certain long term Ts, since the Fed holds so much. Something crazy happened a few weeks ago, which caused the Fed to have to lend a bunch of their Ts into the market to stop some little mini-crisis somewhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)

621 Is Pickle Rick going to become a national phenomenon?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:44 AM (KAi1n)

622 Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:42 AM (v6Osy)

Value always fluctuates.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 12:44 AM (2DOZq)

623 They will remove "slave" from the dictionary (while sex slavery still exists in many countries and outright slavery still happens in other...cough,cough Muslim...countries).
Deleting the word doesn't mean it didn't happen. I know that there is a trend in tech that started a few years ago to stop calling devices "Masters" and "Slaves". I've heard some silly replacements, like Manager and Worker. Such stupidity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

Anyone who attempts to ban the use of the word "slave" is a retard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:45 AM (mzC78)

624 Is Pickle Rick going to become a national phenomenon?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2021 12:44 AM (KAi1n)

There is no victim in pickle-packing, while hunter biden appears to have raped his niece with impunity.

Posted by: 4 at March 17, 2021 12:46 AM (KnJdm)

625 I'I will reccommend A Canticle for Liebowitz here.
Posted by: Funsize at March 17, 2021 12:14

Thanks for reminding me. I loved that book, I'll have to reread it.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2021 12:46 AM (55Qr6)

626 I found A Canticle For Leibowitz on archive.org, been meaning to read this one :

https://tinyurl.com/dnyms6w5

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2021 12:47 AM (F0YaR)

627 Anyone who attempts to ban the use of the word "slave" is a retard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:45 AM (mzC7

If the word is banned than reparations have to go, since no one can say what they are for.

Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2021 12:50 AM (Ojki1)

628 Caesar I assume the key word there is "persistent", or longer term. Because it is a fact that negative rates are accepted by institutional lenders, in given circumstances (such as in the Eurozone in recent times).

US $ status as sole world reserve currency/least insecure large financial market in the world makes accepting negative yields even more likely. Many institutional and sovereign entities that simply require (for now) a certain %, and certain classes, of assets to be kept in the "no-risk" assets like US paper. A guaranteed market.

Return is not the main or sole criterion for certain pools of money being parked.

A stunning, if brief, run was taken at the integrity of US financial markets back during the bond looting that accompanied the advent of the catastrophic Obama years (Chrysler). Who knows, maybe we'll see that again - in fact why not? Every other institution in the US seems to be some variety of garbage now - why not the very (practical) bedrock one?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2021 12:50 AM (OTzUX)

629 Ah crap -- You have to create a (free?) account to read it there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2021 12:51 AM (F0YaR)

630
The problem is there is no objective definition of value or worth. Economics is more psychology than physics. Physical laws certainly play their part, but the human mind plays the bigger part.

Something is worth only what the human mind decides it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

631 Watching Leprechaun 3 and IMDB says the lead actress quit acting after the film.

I can see that.

Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2021 12:52 AM (Ojki1)

632 I'm trying to think of some politically correct term
to use that would be applicable, but would piss of someone. Like trans
and cis, but let them try to figure out which is which.


Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2021 10:40 PM (ynpvh)



I just came up with Lead and Follow, but master and slave is traditional and what everyone has been using for decades. Don't need to change cuz one half of one half percent of people are upset about it.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 17, 2021 12:52 AM (AOmVJ)

633 Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels-bring home for Emma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

That's hot.
Posted by: Pickle Packer at March 17, 2021 12:22 AM (KnJdm)
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It's a "Canticle for Leibowitz" reference.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2021 12:52 AM (WGara)

634 One thing they did in the Clinton admin era was roll over all the T-Bills into shorter maturities (at lower rates). This did reduce gubbmimt interest payments.

But consequently pretty much the ENTIRE gubbmint debt and deficit needs to be rolled over about every 4 years or so.

That's why I figure interest rates can never be allowed to rise, as it would be GAME OVER, there would be no money for anything ... except servicing debt interest payments.
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There was an early "hacker" - in those days, it didn't have negative connotations particularly, who was nicknamed "Cap'n Crunch"; he discovered that a popular toy whistle included in the children's cereal exactly duplicated the tones required to initiate a long distance phone call. Pretty handy trick.

An old episode of Dragnet has Joe Friday calling someone in Idaho from LA. It takes about 2 or 3 minutes, to have all these operators along the way hand off to another regional operator or link.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 12:52 AM (v6Osy)

635 The problem is there is no objective definition of value or worth. Economics is more psychology than physics. Physical laws certainly play their part, but the human mind plays the bigger part.

Something is worth only what the human mind decides it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

See also: E-Bay

Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2021 12:53 AM (Ojki1)

636 WTF is a "dollar"? How is it defined? Why would currencies need to "float" against each other?

Allowing currencies to float, for every currency except the US dollar, punishes bad fiscal and trade policy. Imports become more expensive as the currency becomes more worthless and the government has to borrow more from abroad. That's why the IMF stabilization regime always involves cutting deficits for countries in trouble. Because we are so big, such an attractive place to invest, and we are the world standard, we get away with massive government borrowing and trade deficits. If we were a smaller and poorer country, we'd have had to clean up our act a long time ago.

But if you don't float, you have the situation where Greece and the other PIIGs have to get bailed out by Germany because they're both in the euro. If they still had the drachma and the mark, exchange rates would have adjusted so things got more expensive in Greece and the Greeks wouldn't be able to spend like drunken sailors.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2021 12:54 AM (BMmaB)

637 I can understand adding words to the dictionary but not deleting them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:54 AM (63Dwl)

638 Idiocracy > A Canticle For Leibowitz


Only based on fact no one said 'You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded ' in A Canticle For Lebowitz

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 12:55 AM (2DOZq)

639 German 10 year bonds currently yield -.333%, for most of last year that yield was close to -.5%

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2021 12:56 AM (F0YaR)

640 I can understand adding words to the dictionary but not deleting them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:54 AM (63Dwl)
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"1984" as an instruction manual.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2021 12:56 AM (WGara)

641 Anyone who attempts to ban the use of the word "slave" is a retard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 12:45 AM (mzC7


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I just started reading a book about an SS Obersturmfuhrer whose family came from New Orleans and owned slaves. The author never says "slave." They are, "enslaved persons."

The book is on the knife's edge of going in the trash. I'll stick with it a bit longer.

I despise politically correct jargon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 12:56 AM (fLVm1)

642 529 OK I get it. But that's a Ford thing (maybe for that particular year/engine/trans/model) not an obd2 thing that applies to obd2 or obd2 vehicles generally
Still, useful and interesting thx

Posted by: MAxIE at March 17, 2021 12:56 AM (dVkJu)

643 Many institutional and sovereign entities that simply require (for now) a certain %, and certain classes, of assets to be kept in the "no-risk" assets like US paper. A guaranteed market.


This has been the case in the EU for a long time.

*cough Basel 3 cough*

Effectively, all EU banks must buy EU bonds. So everybody with money in the bank is a debtor to the Eurozone (and non-Eurozone) governments.

Most gov bond issues are rolling over existing debt, plus some.

Already at an America near you.

Posted by: Miklos, who would give one, if he had one left at March 17, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

644
Something is worth only what the human mind decides it is.

See also: E-Bay


And American Pickers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 12:57 AM (63Dwl)

645 I remember back in the day my brother ran up about a $1,000 phone bill
calling a girlfriend in Washington State from Alaska (she'd moved back
there).



My mom was...not amused.



The summer after I graduated from HS my parents took a month long trip to Europe while I stayed home. And had a couple parties. Finally they got the word from my neighbors about a gathering with some liquor being available and they lectured me on the phone long long distance for about 45 minutes...from Turkey. And made me pay for the damn phone call. About $800 bucks in 1989 dollars.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 17, 2021 12:57 AM (AOmVJ)

646
Yes, govts. are supposed to be the referees of the markets, setting and enforcing the rules. But they're also big players in the same game. They thus rig the rules to favor themselves, making sure they are first in line at the debt trough.

US debt is *defined* to be "risk free" by law. All govts. do this. The Eurozone is going to make sure that Euro govts are first in line in the debt markets. Uncle Sam makes sure he is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

647 they lectured me on the phone long long distance for about 45 minutes...from Turkey. And made me pay for the damn phone call. About $800 bucks in 1989 dollars.
Posted by: NC Ref at March 17, 2021 12:57 AM (AOmVJ)

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Today you could make that call for $.07 a minute on Skype.

I remember those $14 a minute calls from Asia. Crazy.

Yay for technology.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 01:01 AM (fLVm1)

648 Value always fluctuates.

How can you say that? I mean the thing itself. a "pound" of coffee is now 12 ounces. Or a "gallon" of ice cream. How does that happen?

Does a pound of coffee get lighter? Of course not. Can it be subject to supply and demand? Of course - and weather, shipping costs.

But ordinarily it should get less exoensive over time. Just like long distance phone calls, I expect. Instead, we get these ghey "pounds" of foo foo beans at confiscatory prices.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:01 AM (v6Osy)

649 Something is worth only what the human mind decides it is.

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This explains Bitcoin and all fiat currencies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 01:04 AM (fLVm1)

650 Something is worth only what the human mind decides it is.
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This explains Bitcoin and all fiat currencies.
Posted by: Cicero
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And Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 01:05 AM (AytXr)

651 Just like long distance phone calls, I expect. Instead, we get these ghey "pounds" of foo foo beans at confiscatory prices.
Posted by: Common Tater

Eat coffee beans, poop them out, pay Jose to clean them, and identify as an Asian Ferret of some sort.


$$$

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at March 17, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

652 >> How can you say that?

How much is a glass of water worth to you now? How much would you pay?

Not too much.

Now, imagine you're out in the middle of the desert and are thirsting to death with the buzzards circling over you, waiting. How much would that glass of water be worth to you then?

Or as Shakespeare penned, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

653 Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:01 AM (v6Osy)

I don't know if you're being sarcastic but a dollar is a measurement of value. Not a measurement of distance or weight.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 01:06 AM (2DOZq)

654 This explains Bitcoin and all fiat currencies.
Posted by: Cicero
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And Jackson Pollock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 01:05 AM (AytXr)

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If some smartass kid says the Emperor has no clothes, shoot him. The little bastard will topple the entire system!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 01:07 AM (fLVm1)

655 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)

Gee, Fen, let it go. Tell the gal she can get back to you when she regains her sanity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 01:07 AM (mzC78)

656 And Jackson Pollock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


I have always considered Jackson Pollock an And/or

Or maybe a Never

Posted by: Miklos splattering paint like a Real Artist at March 17, 2021 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

657 Or as Shakespeare penned, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

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That's bullshit. Never said it.

Posted by: Richard III at March 17, 2021 01:08 AM (fLVm1)

658 If some smartass kid says the Emperor has no clothes, shoot him. The little bastard will topple the entire system!
Posted by: Cicero

But I have clothes.

My wife gets them from a tailor in Shenzhen

Posted by: Ni Hao Mitch at March 17, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

659 655 Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2021 10:48 PM (VP4Cd)

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Covid and TDS have destroyed some of my old relationships. Frankly, I'm no poorer for the loss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 01:10 AM (fLVm1)

660 Every garden should be weeded periodically.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2021 01:11 AM (fLVm1)

661 Or as Shakespeare penned, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

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That's bullshit. Never said it.
Posted by: Richard III


True

Posted by: Richard III's electrician at March 17, 2021 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

662 If some smartass kid says the Emperor has no clothes, shoot him. The little bastard will topple the entire system!
Posted by: Cicero
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Such behavior cannot be allowed to stand!

Posted by: John Cage at March 17, 2021 01:11 AM (9Fwwf)

663 It's a "measurement" of value?

OK.

So why can't I crank up a press and make a run of 1's and 0's? They will put me in a cage. See where I'm goin' with that?

If it is a measurement, it has a precise definition. You couldn't build a house with a fluctuating standard unit of measurement. The unit of account.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:12 AM (v6Osy)

664 Every garden should be weeded periodically.
Posted by: Cicero


Periodically.periods.should.be weeded.

Posted by: Miklos, the Gardener by Chance at March 17, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

665
If you want to see Uncle Sam's typical cash and debt operations, take a look at the DTS (Daily Treasury Statement). Here's the latest one:

https://fsapps.fiscal.treasury.gov/
dts/files/21031500.pdf

That's the cash operations out of Uncle's "checking account" at the Fed. Everything is rounded to the nearest million. That's like 0.1 cent to you and me.

There's a table of debt operations. You'll see the constant rolling of debt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:14 AM (Mzdiz)

666 Such behavior cannot be allowed to stand!
Posted by: John Cage


Well....we're WAITING

Posted by: Judge Miklos Smales at March 17, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

667 If you want to see Uncle Sam's typical cash and debt operations, take a look at the DTS (Daily Treasury Statement).


Miley, get that boy a better hobby.

Posted by: Miklos, time to put things in the ground at March 17, 2021 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

668 @563: "The phone plan I have now doesn't even have 'long distance', at least within the United States."

I remember back in the early '90s when I had to be careful about which three digits prefixes I dialed within my own area code 'cause they qualified as long distance. Learned that lesson once or twice during the modem BBS days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2021 01:17 AM (+WWsf)

669
So why can't I crank up a press and make a run of 1's and 0's? They will put me in a cage. See where I'm goin' with that?

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2021 01:18 AM (63Dwl)

670 In looking at the value of currencies, someone (not me) phrased it well.

It's a game of the Tallest Midgets

Posted by: Miklos, not running any portfolio or talking any book at March 17, 2021 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

671
You will see a ridiculous figure of $47T -- 47 fucking trillion dollars -- in rollover for the non-marketables. Pay that no attention. That's the IOUs to the trust funds, and *on paper* they roll those over at some ridiculous rate. Why, I don't know.

Look at the marketables. That's the real money borrowed. They've rolled over over $8T this current fiscal year, which starts in Oct.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

672 >>Has anyone else had a potentially bad break up up with friend over masks?

Yep.

Fuck them. Seriously.

Anyone dumb enough to think a 10 cent mask is going to save them from the horrors of a fucking cold is retarded beyond reason.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 01:19 AM (RKK8I)

673 @634: "... he discovered that a popular toy whistle included in the children's cereal exactly duplicated the tones required to initiate a long distance phone call. Pretty handy trick."

2600 hertz, man.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2021 01:20 AM (+WWsf)

674 668 @563: "The phone plan I have now doesn't even have 'long distance', at least within the United States."

I remember back in the early '90s when I had to be careful about which three digits prefixes I dialed within my own area code 'cause they qualified as long distance. Learned that lesson once or twice during the modem BBS days.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2021 01:17 AM (+WWsf)

Just found out my mom has that plan. She got it 20 years ago because it was cheaper for her purposes at the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 01:22 AM (2DOZq)

675 2600 hertz, man.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


I told Dan Rather that.

Posted by: Kenneth at March 17, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

676 Saw California teacher unions got billions and planning getaways to Hawaii for members.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:23 AM (Cxk7w)

677 Yes. Valley of the Sunstroke. Grocery stores. Haven't been to Petsmart yet.
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at March 16, 2021 11:22 PM (LPnfS)

May be time to start hunting and canning hobos and Democrats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 01:23 AM (mzC78)

678 Periodically.periods.should.be weeded.
Posted by: Miklos, the Gardener
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Peter Piper punctually picked a peck of periods.

I almost said 'pickeled periods', but that would constitute a dangerous crossing of the memes..

Posted by: John Cage at March 17, 2021 01:24 AM (vOGqy)

679 The Chinese flu is dangerous. Not for everybody. And it is not entirely predictable. It does kill people.

But I don't trust the government to tell me who is most at risk. Are (for examole) certain blood types more at risk of catching it, or not catching it? Is Obesity a factor? We know the elderly are more at risk.

We also know that there is no way to stop a corona virus. Most everyone will be exposed. Probably half the country will get it at some point, whether vaxxed or not.

It is ludicrous what people are being put through. It sucks, hell it may kill me, I dunno. Last year about this time I was pretty damn sick with "a" Flu. And I don't get sick often.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:25 AM (v6Osy)

680 2600 hertz, man.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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Blue boxes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 01:26 AM (9Fwwf)

681 I've never heard that about obd2. Do you have a cite or where did you hear that?
Posted by: MAxIE at March 16, 2021 11:49 PM (dVkJu)

Most vehicles, 45 seconds at 3/4 throttle would get you into speeding ticket territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 01:28 AM (mzC78)

682
Okay, try this: Define an objective constant unit of value/worth. Think about. I want some unit of constant value that we can use to determine the real, true cost/price of something.

Define that. It can't be done. There is no objective, laws of physics way to do that. And that's because the concept of value is subjective.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)

683 My lack of cigarettes is an undeniable signal.

Also I take off my aluminum foil hat when I recline (tinfoil is like so 80s) because if does interfere with Nubirian frequencies.

Personally, I will be disappointed if the Mother Ship doesn't have George Clinton in All Public Areas.

Posted by: Miklos-Klaatu at March 17, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

684 Gas is around 2.70 here and have not switched over to the 'summer blend' yet..that will push it over 3 easy

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 17, 2021 01:32 AM (+I6Y/)

685 Damn, you guys might turn me into a "goldbug"!

Can you think of any currency that has lasted longer than a hundred years? The USD is basically it. Small size Federal Reserve notes were first issued in 1914 iirc. They have a collector value probably, but are still legal tender.

But you've never heard of anybody mounting up an expedition to try and recover some long dead monarch's checkbook have you? But a stack of gold or silver coins - thousands of years old - have a value independent of the agency that issued it.

See where I'm goin' with that? When you hear someone talk about a "global currency", they had one for years. Every country had their own gold coins, they had different critters on them, but nobody much cared. They contained a certain amount and fineness of gold. So they traded without a discount basically. Yes, value is subjective, but it is a matter of degree. And it isn't even close.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:34 AM (v6Osy)

686 681 hahaha I didn't even notice that...
45 seconds at 3/4 throttle in the mighty mighty Z06 would probably get you escape velocity

Posted by: MAxIE at March 17, 2021 01:35 AM (dVkJu)

687 Gas jumped to $3.09 yesterday, $.10 overnight here in se Pa

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:36 AM (Cxk7w)

688 684 gas in socali is well over $4

Posted by: MAxIE at March 17, 2021 01:37 AM (dVkJu)

689 "He along with the 40 other volunteers will start[ed] their 'timeless life' experiment today, and will be spending the next 40 days isolated in a large cave in the Pyrenees mountains."

You know you could do that in a warehouse, too. Do you really need to schlepp everyone to the Pyrenees?

And stick a camera in the rafters, too. No need to track them from any surface with sensors. Just look at the video feed.

Who designed this... the UN and WHO?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 17, 2021 01:37 AM (aXxgO)

690 Still at $2.80 here in central OH.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 01:37 AM (Rvt88)

691 If I could I would buy gold, the dollar won't be worth the paper it's printed on.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:38 AM (Cxk7w)

692 So yesterday the dentist took off some old gold crowns
do I still need to go in to work tomorrow?

Posted by: MAxIE at March 17, 2021 01:39 AM (dVkJu)

693 I thought last spring taught us that the gold standard has been replaced with the paper product and janitorial supply standard going forward, no?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2021 01:41 AM (+WWsf)

694 Put your money in lead and a good set of pliers.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2021 01:41 AM (fTBMp)

695 45 seconds at 3/4 throttle in the mighty mighty Z06 would probably get you escape velocity
Posted by: MAxIE
--------

Nah, just hold it in 1st gear...or maybe reverse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 01:41 AM (DMQdU)

696
Right now, on NBCSN, the 36th America's Cup coverage is broadcast. It is also on the web.
The technology of these boats is nothing short of astonishing. Carbon fiber hulls, computerized sales, sailing on a wing and a rudder, instead of a hull, the boats are flying. The 'grinders", guys who turn the cranks when a boat turns and goes over to the other wing and not falling down to get the hull in the water, which kills the speed. They are working harder than anyone else in any sport.
The coverage is from all angles with the cameras, and you get the feeling that you are on the boat. And the graphics of the race are great.
I've seen 40+kph boat speed in 20 kph winds.
It has been going on for a while, but reading any national US sports websites, one would never know. Race series is nearly over.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2021 01:42 AM (sy5kK)

697 >> have a value independent of the agency that issued it.

No, the value of gold, silver, precious metals is as subjective and variable as anything else. It has been used for money for millennia because it has properties that are good for money. Rare, hard to counterfeit, plus the monkey part of our brains love shiny objects.

See the Twilight Zone episode -- Claude Akins was in it, IIRC. They steal a bunch of gold, and to get away, they have this guy who has invented some suspended animation device. They go into a cave, and plan to wait 100 years, then come out and be rich.

They end up killing each other, all but Claude, I think. And then turns out that gold is worthless. Someone invented a transmutation machine and they can make gold at will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)

698 Gas jumped to $3.09 yesterday, $.10 overnight here in se Pa
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:36 AM (Cxk7w)

Saw 3.23 today at the Chevron on Ellsworth Road in Mesa. That station is always high, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 01:44 AM (mzC78)

699 They are working harder than anyone else in any sport.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Rowers say "Hold my be.... Wait, gotta puke"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 01:45 AM (Rvt88)

700 Well let's not confuse the unit of measurement with the value. A ruler is used as a standard, it isn't the thing itself.

Gold was pretty good for the purpose, it's undeniable.

The big thing that I noticed that gets economists screeching is the idea that in order for something to qualify as money, it has to be a store of value. They reject this notion.

Currency, and money, by some definitions, are not the same thing. Also consider the fact several governments in the 20th century actually outlawed gold. Think about that for a second.

Why would they do that? In the US, they claimed it was "against public policy" or some vague pronouncement. The fine was $10,000, ironically in terms of gold that would be what, !600,000 in today's money? So they were serious.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:46 AM (v6Osy)

701 And I'm on a streak of jobs over 30 miles away, will need gas to get home today.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:47 AM (Cxk7w)

702 Watching a 2013 episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia called The Gang Gets Quarantined.

It's perfect.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 01:49 AM (2DOZq)

703 Never saw but couple episodes of that show, and think Danny Davito is funny.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:51 AM (Cxk7w)

704 Happily, gas prices don't affect us much anymore. Since we are both retired our driving is down to a minimum.

We honestly don't need multiple vehicles anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2021 01:51 AM (Rvt88)

705 I get that, I accept the value of anything is subjective.

But it's a matter of degree. Gold certificates are not legal tender anymore. Gold is valuable AF, in any form, anywhere in the world. It can be be made illegal - but they can't make it un-valuable. Try spending some zimbabwe or yugo or french assignats sometime.

Yeah, I get it. A gold "standard" is crazy. But it worked way better than whatever phony balogna BS they are pulling now.

It begs the question. How did the US end up in the first place as the "reserve currency"? Answer: Because it was gold. Or directly tied to it.

So now we're running on fumes. Or what? The "full faith and credit" ? Or ?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:53 AM (v6Osy)

706 Don't pay attention why but heard on radio a few Heart songs backto back to back and Dreamboat Annie was one.
Never got into Heart, don't hate them just another song on radio.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:56 AM (Cxk7w)

707 @700: "Also consider the fact several governments in the 20th century actually outlawed gold."

In part 'cause many contracts in those countries were written with "or equivalent value in gold" clauses that could have disastrously accelerated hyperinflation if a majority of business started demanding payment in gold rather than paper money.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2021 01:56 AM (+WWsf)

708 Happily, gas prices don't affect us much anymore.
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Fuel prices affect *everything*.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 01:56 AM (DMQdU)

709
In a nutshell, the gold outlawing and confiscation was to allow the Federal Reserve to increase the money supply. At the time, the dollar was backed by gold, and redeemable in gold. Many bonds were redeemable in gold as well. That was bad when you wanted to devalue the currency.

And that's what was done. Some of those bond holders sued the govt and some of the cases went to the Supreme Court. The verdict was, "Yep, you guys got royally screwed by the federal govt. Too bad, so sad. But the Constitution gives the money power to Congress, and that money power allows COngress to screw you at will when they want. Sorry."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

710 Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 01:46 AM (v6Osy)

The Gold Standard has its own issues. You get more recessions but they don't last as long. They also hit harder.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 17, 2021 01:57 AM (2DOZq)

711 >> How did the US end up in the first place as the "reserve currency"? Answer: Because it was gold.

Answer: Because we won WWII, Europe was tatters, and we got to dictate terms.

We maintained the international gold standard fiction for years afterwards, until Nixon abolished that. There was going to be a likely run on the dollar for gold or something (was it the Frogs who were threatening?).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)

712 Tried a suduko but screwed it up, got less than two to official wake up so should try and get more rest, even if its laying here two or less hours.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 01:59 AM (Cxk7w)

713 LeftCoastDawg,
America's Cup, I've watched all of them for years, my Dad taught me to love sailing. These boats in this series are the most incredible I've ever seen. Would love to see the Italians pull out a win, they've been nearly flawless since the beginning of the Challenger Series, beating USA (the Obama curse continues with Biden), (ok, breaking your boat and drenching all your electronics didn't help), and trouncing the UK.
Just a couple of wind lulls that sunk em in these last couple races. We'll see, Kiwis only need one more race win and its over.
American Media Sucks, but NBCSN has done a good job here.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 02:01 AM (wlKo7)

714 Well you guys are making my point.

The government reneged and defaulted on the currency, and their loans. Not totally but it was an abrogation of contract law, no?

They re-defined the unit of account. It isn't within living memory, but pretty close, a fully sound, sustainable monetary system to complete collapse?

So they looked at the math, and said "Fuck This", and decided to just print up a bunch of phony balogna IOUs.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 02:03 AM (v6Osy)

715 Do not attempt a go-around after drag chute control has been actuated.

Sage advice if you ever find yourself landing an SR-71.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:04 AM (RuIsu)

716 >> You get more recessions but they don't last as long. They also hit harder.

Violent swings. Inflation followed by deflation snap backs. Current monetary theory holds that you need some small amount of inflation to prevent those swings. That is, if you tried to target zero inflation, you'd start getting those violent swings again.

I don't know if that's true, and have seen arguments against it, but that's what the current thinking is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 17, 2021 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

717 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 02:07 AM (mzC78)

718 Last Night, I said I'd discuss 'building (assembling) a band saw' tonight. A hefty beast, 160 lb with significant cast iron bits in the frame.
Harbor Freight at it's best. I've had this sitting in its box for several years, priced $460 - $100 discount - 25% off a single item coupon for $260 out the door + tax. I'm impressed with the overall quality, but whatever engineer was responsible for the assembly manual failed on several accounts...

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 02:08 AM (wlKo7)

719 Let's look at it from another angle then.

Do you really want the current assortment of asshats in DC to be in charge and responsible for the value of your money? Retirement? You very sustenance and survival? They've completely fooked everything, and they are just getting wound up, it sounds like.

Why should crooked dickheads and cretins who managed to get elected thousands of miles away "regulate the value thereof" in the first place? That has been taken out of context. The writers of the constitution knew full well the insanity of printing press money. That's why they wrote gold and silver only. Don't be fooled. Jus' sayin.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 02:11 AM (v6Osy)

720 ..Do not attempt a go-around after drag chute control has been actuated. Sage advice if you ever find yourself landing an SR-71. Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:04 AM (RuIsu)

Conversely, the B-47 was flown with a landing drogue chute deployed, even for repeated touch & go practice landings. Only when landing for a Full Stop evolution though, was the Braking Chute deployed. B-47 was maybe the aerodynamically cleanest Active Duty jet, ever.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

721 Clip of Ace on Fox News:

https://bit.ly/3rWmCDs
Posted by: screaming in digital

Good job, Screamie !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:17 AM (arJlL)

722 Evening.

Eight men and seven women stuck in a cave with nothing to do. Except maybe screw.

Maybe not the eighth guy who'll just be told to fuck himself.
Posted by: Robert

he's in charge of the pickles.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:19 AM (arJlL)

723 To the "clean" B-47..Conversely, I just downloaded the User Manual for my recently acquired Nikon Df. MSRP at about $2700+, and I scored a very lightly used (5200 shutter count) pre-owned for $800. User's Manual runs 354 pages in PDF.

I've also gotta download the manual for the Nikon 28-105 f/3.5-4.5 lens. Haven't bought a flash for the thing yet, either. Back in 2003, I sold off an EXTENSIVE (fitted Halliburton cases) F-2a & FE system. Many fast prime lenses. Death-Star grade flash units. I'm just now dipping my toe back into a Pro-Grade Nikon DIGITAL SLR. Such an entirely different world, this.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

724 The first problem was that the punched holes in a main frame member had been redesigned, and the manual illustrations didn't match. Purpose was to get the electeic motor mount shifted a bit to the left. The big problem was when the top plate of the stand was fitted, none of the holes lined up. These holes are the ones the main band saw assembly bolts through...

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 02:26 AM (wlKo7)

725 Um, I was gonna talk about my Instamatic w/ flashcubes.

But I guess I won't. *sobs*

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 02:26 AM (v6Osy)

726 I follow a Norwegian vlogger n You Tube. He's being told that he has to pay US taxes on any money he makes on You Tube from US viewers. That's just insane but not surprising.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

As well as taxes to Norwegia ?

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:28 AM (arJlL)

727 Well obviously the only way to sort that mess out is through a transnational, unelected body of "world gubbmint" /s

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 02:31 AM (v6Osy)

728 The fix was to swap the top engine mount frame members 180 deg from how the assembly drawings indicated. Bad engineers, bad, bad. Pay attention to your assembly diagrams when you redesign parts.
A second manual failure was they completely skipped the installation of the main multi speed pulley on the upper band saw frame. No mention of it all, until later, poof, it assumes it is installed...

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 02:32 AM (wlKo7)

729 The final error was only mislabeling wiring in the wiring diagram, not that there's anything bad that could result from that...
I know engineers don't like reworking manuals, and doing quality checks on em, but they are the face to the customer.
Beast is finished, works good. It will last 100 years, if we still have electricity and gasoline that long...

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 02:36 AM (wlKo7)

730 Old flashbulbs make good remote igniters for Black Cat fuses. No idea how I know that.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:36 AM (RuIsu)

731 ..Um, I was gonna talk about my Instamatic w/ flashcubes. But I guess I won't. *sobs* Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 02:26 AM (v6Osy)

1974, as an H.S. Sophomore, I signed up for Occupational Photography. 2 hrs./day, full year course. THAT was my camera, starting out. Friend and Mentor soon after sold me a Kodak Retina IIc, with kit, for $35. That was a week's pay from my dishwasher's job, for context. I didn't own a Pentax Spotmatic II SLR till my Senior year, and sold it when I went into the USAF, as cash was king, and needed.

Built up my Nikon gear post USAF years. A LOT of Nikon gear. I'm not going to repeat the excess, but a few carefully selected Pro components, I'll feel comfy behind a camera, once again.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:37 AM (QzJWU)

732 J. Doolittle. You're assembling China tools. Pull down Delta/Rockwell manuals for their heavy drill presses. Makita for the larger routers.

Other tools? Look at which premium tools they most closely resemble, and pull down THOSE manuals. You'll not often go wrong.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:41 AM (QzJWU)

733 No such thing as "excess camera gear" unless one has to try to fly commercial.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:43 AM (RuIsu)

734 ..No such thing as "excess camera gear" unless one has to try to fly commercial.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:43 AM (RuIsu)


1981, so laden with Nikon gear was I, that on a flight from IAH Houston, to San Jose, Costa Rica, the Pilot invited me forward to ride the Observer's Jump Seat, so that he could "talk cameras" with me. We landed in several Mexican airports, and ALL of the Central American airports, before reaching our destination.

TACA Airlines, ancient Douglas DC-9 DASH ONE (spelled out for effect), made in the mid '60s. Flying clapped out Greyhound Bus. But the pilots flew it like a fighter, such were the twisty and steep approaches to a couple of those mountainous airstrips. Sure wish I had those Ektachrome slides, too. Property of who hired me to shoot 'em, though.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:51 AM (QzJWU)

735 Hi.

Today (Mar 17), my website hit the 25th anniversary of my first web page.

And part of a back molar just broke off as I was brushing my teeth.

I've always said brushing and flossing was dangerous.

Enjoy Mindful Webworks reflections and best-of, linked in nic.

*passes out from violation of bodily integrity*

Posted by: mindful webworker at March 17, 2021 02:53 AM (59Jz1)

736 Shot some film today, BTW. Had a Rolleiflex D model sitting around for months with mystery film in it. Loaded it last year and spaced off what kind of film it was.

I finally decided to just shoot it at 200 ASA, heavily bracket, and see what happens. Turns out it was Ektar 100, so I'll at least get some lame pix of a brown lake on a gray day.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 02:53 AM (RuIsu)

737 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 02:54 AM (arJlL)

738 Goodnight Horde, it has been fun lurking around here for the last couple of hours, top of the mornin' to you all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2021 02:56 AM (a4EWo)

739 In the latest attempt at outreach to black voters tennessee republicans refused to remove slavery from state constitution. Also republicans pass bill to monitor new cell phones to ban porn / blasphemy.

Posted by: raimondo at March 17, 2021 02:58 AM (Drtaq)

740 klaftern. I shot ASA 200 for about 20 years, as a default film. Kodak Plus-X pan, to Fujicolor 200 and later, Kodak Gold 200.

Ended up to where I never needed a light meter to render insanely accurate densities. My eye and brain got wired, thus. The Nikon Df will destroy all that, easily rendering low-noise images to above ISO 8000, LOW noice to ISO 10,500, and equal to old Kodak Tri-X 400, to ISO 12,000.

Freakin' nuts, what those sensors will DO.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 02:59 AM (QzJWU)

741 Raimondo. Did you prefer Plus X, or Tri X film, back in the day? Or, were you just a Kodachrome Kid, at ASA 25, and leave us all in the dust?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 03:01 AM (QzJWU)

742 A lot of Ektachromes are looking pretty sad now. The ones I shot in the 70's are ok-ish. Older ones that my dad shot are looking magenta. He mostly shot Kodachrome anyways.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 03:06 AM (RuIsu)

743 Pre digital:
Since I was a nut, I had to travel with about 5 cameras min. just to account for formats and films.


Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 03:15 AM (RuIsu)

744 klaftern. '70s Ektachrome printed on to Ilford direct positive color papers. (brand name lost to time)

Those prints are archival. Saturated dyes, vs. exposed and processed halides.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 03:16 AM (QzJWU)

745 Goodnight Horde, it has been fun lurking around here for the last couple of hours, top of the mornin' to you all.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Was it something I said ?

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 03:16 AM (arJlL)

746 I'm to the snoozer, too

Zero work thirty in the am.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 03:18 AM (QzJWU)

747 Cibachrome? Did some of that process at school. Great colors, the substrate was black, so a distinctive look.

I printed some New Mexico and Nova Scotia stuff on Ciba.

The chemistry involved might kill snowflakes outright.

Posted by: klaftern at March 17, 2021 03:22 AM (RuIsu)

748 Cibachrome, yes. I printed some from Fuji stocks, the Sequoias, above timberline. Yeah, GOOD.

Nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2021 03:25 AM (QzJWU)

749 Jim,
Hasta la nite nite. Thanks for the manual suggestion !

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 17, 2021 03:27 AM (wlKo7)

750 My auntie was a world traveler. Never married, English Ph.D.
Took a shitload of pictures, lots of slides. Mostly Kodachrome, iirc. I have her Kodak "Pony" camera that I kind of cut my teeth on.

It has what is called "Anaston" lens. It is radioactive coating, and makes the geiger counter very active. Why they did this, I don't know? It does have a nice polarising effect if the sun is just right. But since it is not a through the lens reflex I never figured out the angles.

I dis take some nice snaps with it. When the gal at the photography shop points to one and says "That's a good picture" I know I done good. Sometimes, I would think I was setting up a great shot, yeah I'm frickin' Ansel Adams here buddy, and ... Meh. There's some magic involved sometimes. Gotta be in the right spot at the right time, WITH camera.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 03:34 AM (ZXJxj)

751 If many are going to bed guess I should get up

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 03:52 AM (Cxk7w)

752 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 03:59 AM (arJlL)

753 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 03:59 AM (arJlL)

754 Hiya Eris ! (I know you're in here !)

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 04:00 AM (arJlL)

755 Lol, JT!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:02 AM (9e0xf)

756 Happy St. Patrick's Day. Just a reminder that if you're not Irish and wear green or go get senselessly drunk in the middle of the day today, you're a racist!

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 17, 2021 04:05 AM (Ectld)

757 I have 35mm camera equipment but dropped it aboutyears ago. Carried a camera most of the time. Just dropped it as a hobby. Had a local developer and she closed her shop and wasn't long after.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:08 AM (Cxk7w)

758 I had a 35mm Minolta. Mr I. won it in a contest at work in the late 80s. I learned how to use it and it took awesome pics. Something broke, I don't remember what, but I never got it repaired.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:13 AM (9e0xf)

759 Was about to ask if today is St Patrick's day.
Guess a corned beef on rye is in order for lunch.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:15 AM (Cxk7w)

760 Funny, I was just thinking about that camera over the weekend when I was going through stuff at mom's and found some pictures of the kids I had sent to my parents years ago.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:16 AM (9e0xf)

761 Have or had 4 Minolta. 3 should work I think

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:16 AM (Cxk7w)

762 Found a large box of boxes of slides that were of my late uncle's. He was stationed in Germany in the early 60s, and at some point travelled to family homestead in northern Italy and throughout Austria and Germany and Switzerland.

Each slide is #d and documented. Amazing the detail.

Going to need to get those developed into pictures.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:22 AM (9e0xf)

763 I am missing a photo album from late 70s onward, have looked for it a few times and can't find it.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:31 AM (Cxk7w)

764 I have a slide projector, often carried two cameras one with slide and one with print film.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:32 AM (Cxk7w)

765 Dad's carousel slide projector and screen are in the basement at mom's.

Early on, every picture he ever took was made into a slide. There are boxes and boxes and boxes of them. They must've only had a fraction made into pictures.

As a family we would sit and watch the slides on holidays.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:37 AM (9e0xf)

766
Each slide is #d and documented. Amazing the detail.

Going to need to get those developed into pictures.
Posted by: My life is insanity
-----------

I've been happy with ScanCafe's services, putting slides onto DVD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 04:38 AM (CTJwJ)

767 Lol. I loved those days! So much fun teasing and laughing at our pictures ftom when we were little

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:39 AM (9e0xf)

768 Hiya Mike Hammer !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 04:40 AM (arJlL)

769 >>I've been happy with ScanCafe's services, putting slides onto DVD.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2021 04:38 AM (CTJwJ)

Thanks! I know my cousins would love to see/have them.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:40 AM (9e0xf)

770 Would agree though never did it but other family members have to put slides on DVD

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:43 AM (Cxk7w)

771 americanthinker.com/its official biden will finally meet the press
March 25 that is, and lost track but says its been 57 days, and all without incident or attack.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:50 AM (Cxk7w)

772 >>Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 04:50 AM (Cxk7w)


Ha! Article says that the press will be submitting their questions in advance.

Is that how it's normally done?

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:55 AM (9e0xf)

773 Reporters questions to FICUS Zhao

https://tinyurl.com/vumfpcss

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at March 17, 2021 04:57 AM (rt0xh)

774 Ha! Article says that the press will be submitting their questions in advance.

Is that how it's normally done?
Posted by: My life is insanity

They weed out the "Have you stopped beating your wife?" ones.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 04:58 AM (arJlL)

775 Time to go.

Hope you all have a sunshine-y day

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 05:00 AM (9e0xf)

776 President Trump didn't.
And though never ever ( on my new tablet here) typed President and Sundowner's name together just got after typing President the choice ( did it again) of Obama, Bush, biden and Clinton.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 05:00 AM (Cxk7w)

777 Time to go.

Hope you all have a sunshine-y day
Posted by: My life is insanity

Thanks !

Have fun and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 05:03 AM (arJlL)

778 I should be gone as well. As said above over 30 miles. Should be done for today I think, especially if co-worker is with me.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2021 05:08 AM (Cxk7w)

779 Stay safe, Skip ! And have a good one !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 05:11 AM (arJlL)

780
Ha! Article says that the press will be submitting their questions in advance.

Is that how it's normally done?
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 17, 2021 04:55 AM (9e0xf)

___________

It used to be that way until FDR. Until Kennedy, no direct quotation either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 17, 2021 05:14 AM (mht8P)

781 Hiya Hadrian !

How's the fams ? (Human and canine ?)

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2021 05:16 AM (arJlL)

782
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2021 05:37 AM (nRfFk)

783 >Ha! Article says that the press will be submitting their questions in advance.


The Presidential Committee needs time to formulate an answer simple enough for Uncle Joe to practice with

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 17, 2021 05:40 AM (iTXRQ)

784 Morning, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy in exile at March 17, 2021 05:42 AM (SUIQj)

785 Also, Preznit Joe will have to remember who to call on, and in what order. We can't have this event descend into chaos.

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 17, 2021 05:43 AM (iTXRQ)

786 I decided to drink a few homebrews unrelated to Saint Patrick's day. In fact it didn't really register. But I am gratified to be in alignment, if that's *hic* what it is. They are quite good beers if I do say so muself, and I do.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2021 05:47 AM (ZXJxj)

787 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 17, 2021 05:49 AM (ju2Fy)

788 Morning all. Guess Skip and Mlii are long gone.

I'm an old guy, have to pee. You young folks beware today. And have some fun!

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2021 05:55 AM (55Qr6)

789 I'm an old guy, have to pee. You young folks beware today. And have some fun!
Posted by: Farmer

Is that you Resident Joe?

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2021 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

790 Mornin' all. What fresh hell?

Posted by: Gov PartyTits at March 17, 2021 06:08 AM (oJZyY)

791 Whoops, begone sock

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 17, 2021 06:08 AM (oJZyY)

792 The lowest caste in India translates to "untouchables."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 06:09 AM (2BZBZ)

793 Good morning morons
Kitchen filled with cookies looking like four leaf clovers. Corned beef and cabbage tonight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2021 06:11 AM (EZebt)

794 Posted by: Gov PartyTits at March 17, 2021 06:08 AM

What were you doing last night, killing Granny or grabbing fanny?

Posted by: fluffy in exile at March 17, 2021 06:11 AM (SUIQj)

795 Kitchen filled with cookies looking like four leaf clovers. Corned beef and cabbage tonight.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

No cookies here, but the corned beef and boiled taters will be had.
Cabbage is okay, but it gets in the way of boiled taters.

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2021 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

796 "Detiege, unencumbered by pants or underwear, had his penis in one hand and "a large uneaten pickle in his other hand." Detiege, the cop added, was "using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.""

Uneaten, you say? I mean, if he's not going to eat it, I'd hate to see it go to waste...

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 17, 2021 06:18 AM (3MG/9)

797 What were you doing last night, killing Granny or grabbing fanny?
Posted by: fluffy in exile at March 17, 2021 06:11 AM (SUIQj)
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Embrace the power of AND?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 17, 2021 06:18 AM (oJZyY)

798 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2021 01:07 AM (mzC7

Thanks for the encouragement but it's only been two days and she is a friend I've known since the third grade. However, I will not mention it again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 06:27 AM (VP4Cd)

799 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2021 06:34 AM (3D/fK)

800 Scripture for when you need strength:


Psalm 46, 138
Isaiah 40:27-31
Isaiah 51: 12-16
Ephesians 6, 10-20
2nd Thessalonians 2:16, 17

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 06:36 AM (VP4Cd)

801 A prayer of St. Patrick:

https://tinyurl.com/a76pyvtt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 06:39 AM (VP4Cd)

802 A kid friendly version of the story of the real St, Patrick-whose real name I had never known before I read this, although I knew the general outline of his story:

https://tinyurl.com/bc7z3mxw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 06:42 AM (VP4Cd)

803 Looks like almost our entire state is under a severe weather alert for tomorrow.
Including thunderstorms and 15% of a tornado within 25 miles of any single location in the area.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2021 06:45 AM (3D/fK)

804 The Dems have started doing some SERIOUS deficit spending. The U.S. Treasury will need to borrow the money. The Federal Reserve is going to "print" the money and buy the Treasury Securities. The Federal Reserve will keep interest rates low to help the gubmint service the debt.

Everybody wins. (/sarc)

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 17, 2021 06:46 AM (2BZBZ)

805 AmericanThinker has a scary article about the 2020 election.

https://tinyurl.com/dsah7b6m

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2021 06:48 AM (3D/fK)

806 How corned beef and cabbage became associated with the Irish:

https://tinyurl.com/2cekx7ac

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2021 06:49 AM (VP4Cd)

807 Top O' the Morning to you, lads and lassies!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2021 06:49 AM (DMUuz)

808 Ze report, it has arrived!

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 17, 2021 07:02 AM (eO5wY)

809 Lucky rabbits foot? I would say he had the whole rabbit, and a bunch of the rabbits friends stuck up his rear.

Buy an rv the commercials say. Build some vacation memories. I wonder if their vacation memory building days are over.

Posted by: Dwayne at March 17, 2021 07:08 AM (gtu/X)

810 The mishap that killed Reba McEntire's band was a travesty. The plane, a small charter jet, had been staged at Brown Field where the control tower doesn't operate 24hrs/day. IIRC it was because they needed to takeoff later than the major airport, Lindbergh, allowed due to noise abatement. The aircrew couldn't reach the folks necessary to activate the IFR flight plan prior to takeoff so they decided to launch VFR (visual flight rules) and file IFR (instrument flight rules) with control while enroute. Perfectly legal and acceptable.
Problem being there are fairly high hills just east of Brown Field, aircrew took off and flew straight into them. The accident investigators couldn't find any VFR maps or charts in the wreckage, when they contacted the charter operations and asked about it, their operations rep said, 'We're a jet outfit, we don't do VFR'. No, you just don't do it well.


Posted by: you're in hell the world ended at March 17, 2021 02:01 PM (h+jmX)

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