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Grammys Feature Anti-Semitic Hate Preacher Tamika Mallory, Women Showing Off Armpit Hair, and Literal Softcore Lesbian Scissorporn

Your periodic reminder that pop music is principally consumed by children and teenagers, and they're the only ones who give a shit if their current Fave Rave gets a fucking corrupt industry's Insider Award.

Hey Kids-- it's Baby's First Porn!

Check out the video of whore Megan Thee Stallion pantomiming scissoring and genital-spanking with whore Cardi B.

If you're not at work. Because seriously, this is just an X-Hamster video.

Here's a safe for work picture, taken just before they start pelvic thrusting into each other.

midgrind.jpg

Still, performances by women such as Eilish, Brittany Howard and the just-anointed Best New Artist winner Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B -- in their first ever live throwdown of their No. 1 smash ["Wet Ass P*ssy"] -- ruled the night.

Say the name, New York Post. Don't cover for your buddies in the media.


Cardi B's 2021 Grammys performance gets X-rated with stripper pole dancing
The performance oozed sexiness as Cardi and Megan writhed, twerked and grinded together on a huge bed.

Including softcore lesbian grindporn didn't help much with the ratings.

As it stands right now, they seem to be about... half of what they were last year.

Early ratings from Nielsen have the awards drawing a measly 7.9 million total viewers, although the numbers are expected to climb a bit when adjustments are made for time zones. Still, they're not expected to do better than 2020's awards-- in fact, they may just be at record low levels, according to the Wrap. This article will be updated as the final numbers come in.

Last year, 18.7 million viewers tuned into the event, broadcast from the Staples Center in Los Angeles in pre-pandemic January.

Another crowd-pleaser was this person I never heard of "showing off" her armpit hair.

What an achievement.

Julia Michaels gave a whole new meaning to going au naturale[accent grave]...

Yeah that's not how that's spelled. Do a fucking spell-check at least. It's au naturel, no accent mark.

Garbage-tier media.

Though, all the media is "Garbage-Tier Media," isn't it?

... on the red carpet when she attended the 2021 Grammy Awards in LA on March 14. The Grammy-nominated singer, 27, attended the show, which took place outside Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles, in a strapless black dress that exposed her dark armpit hair -- a bold move that was purposely planned. In May 2020, Julia declared in a tweet, "I'm not shaving my armpits ever again." And, she kept her word.

What a hero.

armpithair.jpg

The only grace here is that she wasn't good-looking before growing out the pit-pubes. No net loss for team SuperStraight.


Speaking of heroes:

The very heroic Grammys also permitted radical anti-Jewish Farrakhan fangirl Tamika Mallory to speak.

Mallory: It's a state of emergency. It's been a hell of a year. Hell for over 400 years. My people it's time we stand, it's time we demand the freedom that this land promises. President Biden, we demand justice. Equity, policy, and everything else that freedom encompasses. And to accomplish this, we don't need allies, we need accomplices. It's bigger than black and white. This is not a trend, this is our plan. Until freedom! Until freedom! Until freedom!

You could certainly call it "a hell of a year" with billions in damage, many dozens of innocent lives killed by rioters, small businesses and communities destroyed, and livelihoods ruined. Mallory seems proud of this. Her use of "accomplices" instead of "allies" certainly sounds malignant.

Jewish groups condemned the Grammys for including Mallory, the anti-Semitic former Women's March co-chair who referred to Louis Farrakhan as the "G.O.A.T [greatest of all time]", in their program. After leaving the Women's March board in 2019, Mallory and other noted anti-Semite Linda Sarsour went on to found the social justice organization Until Freedom which has been especially active in the Black Lives Matter movement. Last year, Mallory trashed Daniel Cameron, the black Republican Kentucky Attorney General who oversaw the Breonna Taylor case, as "no different than the sellout negroes that sold our people into slavery."

Note that Gina Carano was fired by Disney/Lucasfilm or merely saying that the Holocaust began with dehumanizing those who would be later targeted for death, but this anti-Semitic (and anti-white, if anyone cares) bitch gets a prime slot to propagandize to the... single-digit millions of viewers watching the Grammys.

Joe Mannix posted this in the last thread:

97 The interesting item here that *very* few people discuss is that this is clearly not a zero-sum game. Every single network is down and down badly. The audience didn't get redistributed, it *shrank.*

But here's the thing: it isn't just the news. TV shows - network and cable - are also down across the board. Sports are down. Movies are down. The audience is vanishing. Where are they going?

There are only two answers to that question that I can think of:
1. Streaming
2. Somewhere else entirely

If it is door number one, then it can be possible to adapt to. If it is door number two, though (the audience actually vanished and didn't replace this content with anything else), then that is entirely new territory and no one knows what the implications are. Since mass media was invented with radio, the overall audience has only increased. If the audience is actually shrinking, it is going to break virtually everything across the industry.

It moved.

Posted by: Ace at 03:49 PM




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1 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:49 PM (kTF2Z)

2 Otters fetched.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Triple?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

4 Is Cardi-B the one who admitted to drugging and raping men?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 03:50 PM (pLEy5)

5 Echo echo echo

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:50 PM (kTF2Z)

6 I can't wait for the Oscars.

Mostly, I can't wait to watch a good movie instead of watching the Oscars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

7 The post isn't too bad once you omit the pics.

Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM (SrypL)

8 Show us your bush or shut the fuck up.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM (MSoQZ)

9 >>>4 Is Cardi-B the one who admitted to drugging and raping men?


drugging yeah but she was robbing them, right?

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM (5+1A/)

10 I've seen smaller thighs on a Brontosaurus.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (MSoQZ)

11 No wonder they had to crack down on PornHub and Xhamster. Otherwise the Grammys would lose even more audience share.

At least it's going to be really easy to persuade wives that watching this stuff is terrible for families.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (qJr0p)

12 Lesbians taking one for the team with armpit girl.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

13 392 IIRC, when the Academy Awards first began (first best movie, Wings, first best actor, Emil Jannings) it was a private dinner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM (2JVJo)

========

I'll never forgive the Academy for awarding Best Picture to How Green was My Valley? instead of Citizen Kane.

Some wounds run too deep.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (arJlL)

15 Posted this in the last thread...

@Breaking911 37m

EARLY NUMBERS: 2021 Grammys ratings sink to a record low, viewers drop over 50%

2020: 18.7 million viewers
2021: 7.9 million viewers

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (cF8AT)

16 drugging yeah but she was robbing them, right?
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM


That would make more sense. At any rate, you'd think they'd be all #MeToo about deliberately drugging people.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (pLEy5)

17 So Dr Seuss gets canceled and Wet Ass Pussy gets an award? Sure sure

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (kTF2Z)

18 Show us your bush or shut the fuck up.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:51 PM (MSoQZ)


If she doesn't shave her armpits, her bush must have Livingstone in there looking for a way out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (2JVJo)

19 Oh, ace has the ratings in the post....

Never mind....

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (cF8AT)

20 Did you actually watch that Ace? Shudder.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (lgiXo)

21 I don't really have an impressive armpit patch.
Always bothered me.
I make up for it with my backhair, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (MSoQZ)

22 Herpes Ass Pussy

Posted by: x4 at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (oA+QO)

23 Scissoring on national TV?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

24 What are those "things" grinding each other... surely they're not human?

PronHub and Xhamster have nothing to worry about...

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (3H9h1)

25 The post isn't too bad once you omit the pics.
Posted by: SMH

I read that as "once you omit the pits"

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (arJlL)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

27 lol JT

Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (SrypL)

28 I'll never forgive the Academy for awarding Best Picture to How Green was My Valley? instead of Citizen Kane.

Some wounds run too deep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)


Welles did piss off a lot of people by then, even if the "rosebud" reference seems to be an urban legend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

29 Were the Grammys ever good? I'm thinking no...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (y7DUB)

30 >>>20 Did you actually watch that Ace? Shudder.


No. I didnt watch much tv even when I had cable. I only know about this because I saw it online.

I think I watched the Grammys once, when I was a stupid kid.

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:54 PM (5+1A/)

31 I have no idea who that hairy feral hog is.

And what freedoms don't that rich cuunt and her "people" have?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I'm boycotting the Oscars until the academy recognizes the greatness that is Lone Wolf McQuade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (kTF2Z)

33 Snatch fight!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (ufFY8)

34 Well, not the first time there were whores at the Grammys, but this might be the first time they were on stage instead of in the audience.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (ifmtJ)

35 I'm glad I don't watch that crap. Just another Leftist Seminary on television

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Cxk7w)

36 The only way I would ever know what happened at the Grammys is if I read about it here.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (cMblm)

37 They took a scissors to the bush? Wut?

Posted by: fly gal at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (JGX9O)

38 At this point, dressing modestly, speaking grammatical English, staying married and raising kids is the new "counterculture."

Posted by: Revenant at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (BRmwW)

39 I've been debating if and when I'll crack a beer. This has convinced me yes and now

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (lgiXo)

40 And I'm still wholeheartedly against the "GOAT" moniker.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

41 >>Well, not the first time there were whores at the Grammys, but this might be the first time they were on stage instead of in the audience.


Fuck you, buddy!

Posted by: Madonna at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (MSoQZ)

42 Well I like my women a little on the trashy side

Posted by: Confederate Railroad at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (xEIoY)

43 "This performance is invalid unless she's willing to do it with a trans-woman with a penis" ~Trans-activists everywhere (Probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (pLEy5)

44 You know, stuff like this makes me actually understand things like the various popular revolts against monarchies and aristocracies that have happened over the years. This kind of ecstatic celebration of depravity and degeneracy for nothing more than who had the most popular song who's music was written by a computer and who's lyrics were written by the same five dudes who write everyone else's is a prime example.

They have alienated themselves from the societies that support them. This kind of bizarre, nth-degree degenerate weirdness wins no friends or even admirers from amongst the normals. It just makes people who might have defended you even if they don't like you turn away from and ignore you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

45 Fat asses on parade.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

46 >>>40 And I'm still wholeheartedly against the "GOAT" moniker.


it's so gay

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (5+1A/)

47 I know a guy that won a Grammy due to some classical music work. He is probably not amused by the current Grammy scene and the devaluation of his award.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (pO7gM)

48 Wait, are we complaining about the softcore scissoring? Is the complaint that it was not hardcore scissoring?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (H5knJ)

49 To think people once considered Elvis degenerate

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (LZ7Gl)

50 44 They have alienated themselves from the societies that support them. This kind of bizarre, nth-degree degenerate weirdness wins no friends or even admirers from amongst the normals. It just makes people who might have defended you even if they don't like you turn away from and ignore you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

==========

The problem is that we're not starving.

Starving people tend to take this sort of display more personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

51 So "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and similar songs are indicative of rape culture and must be censored and canceled, but WAP is completely alright for kids of all ages!

Btw, I had to look up what "WAP" meant when I came across an edited version of the song on YouTube. Ugh...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (wQb4c)

52 The only grace here is that she wasn't good-looking before growing out the pit-pubes. No net loss for team SuperStraight.
++++
Tough, but fair. Also, LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

53 >>Wait, are we complaining about the softcore scissoring? Is the complaint that it was not hardcore scissoring?


I think we are complaining about the Quality of the Scissors.


Those ain't Fiskars.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (MSoQZ)

54 They should have run commercials for deodorant, shaving products and the Keto Diet. It would have grossed millions for their key demo.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

55 You can actually see the crabs jumping from one WAP to the other.

Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (gmo/4)

56 I never watch network TV, mostly in rebellion against them trying to foist ugly stuff like this on America. It's their culture, not mine, and my eyeballs and money have left the building.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Y5fDH)

57 Every generation thinks they invented sex.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (8SSHh)

58 There can't be anyone nastier than CardiB. she's disgusting.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (nxdel)

59
it's so gay
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (5+1A/)


I think its everyone trying to appease the muslhams because, you know, they bang goats, n' shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

60 50 44 They have alienated themselves from the societies that support them. This kind of bizarre, nth-degree degenerate weirdness wins no friends or even admirers from amongst the normals. It just makes people who might have defended you even if they don't like you turn away from and ignore you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

==========

The problem is that we're not starving.

Starving people tend to take this sort of display more personally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

It's on my to-do list.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

61 >>>57 Every generation thinks they invented sex.


Preach.

Posted by: Adam at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (5+1A/)

62 It's all fun and games until a Chaos God of excess and decadences gets birthed into reality, tearing out the heart of your civilization with its birth wails.

Either figuratively or literally.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (wQb4c)

63 What a hero.
How's that new saying go?

Two in the stunning, and one in the brave?

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (pWrfh)

64 And I'm still wholeheartedly against the "GOAT" moniker.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm also against LeBron James

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (ifmtJ)

65 That's not a scissor. It's four sausages mating.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

66 WAP is an insult to my people.

I will throw you down these fucking stairs!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (MSoQZ)

67 44, Joe Mannix, You are correct. We have a degenerate aristocracy. Aristotle on Politics, over 2000 years ago, predicts what will happen next. The chaser is that he agree with your take on the matter.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (pO7gM)

68 It must be said: if I want to watch two fat black whores scissor each other, I can make it happen in person for a hundo. I don't, because it's just gross.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (qJr0p)

69 57 Every generation thinks they invented sex.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (8SSHh)

Ancient Greeks invented sex. Then the Romans introduced it to women.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (LZ7Gl)

70 >>>65 That's not a scissor. It's four sausages mating.

It's like four fat guys belly-flopping into each other.

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (5+1A/)

71 I was born into Eisenhower's America and somehow we have wandered into Weimar Germany.

Posted by: Only Context at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (xEIoY)

72 >>It must be said: if I want to watch two fat black whores scissor each other, I can make it happen in person for a hundo. I don't, because it's just gross.


In Newark you could hook that up for $23.

You would have to hold their buckets, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (MSoQZ)

73 I can't understand why people wouldn't want to subject themselves to hours of this shit. Truly puzzling.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

74 The only way I would ever know what happened at the Grammys is if I read about it here.
Posted by: Hawkpilot
---

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (SrypL)

75 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (cF8AT)

76 So the plot to Edward Scissorhands was not what I was told it was about?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (w9Wax)

77 Ooops...wrong thread.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (cF8AT)

78 Serious question.

When a woman flips the bird (gives the finger - a phallic gesture,) is that male cultural appropriation, or just penis envy?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (LWu6U)

79 >>>75 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.


what is bif?

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (5+1A/)

80 >>There can't be anyone nastier than CardiB. she's disgusting.

You wanna bet?

Posted by: Cupcakke at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (m/Gc2)

81 I can tell you the last time I watched any awards show:

And the 1988 Grammy for "Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Vocal or Instrumental" goes to ...

Jethro Tull

Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (awtm/)

82 WAP is an insult to my people.

I will throw you down these fucking stairs!
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM


I always thought it was WOP as in With Out Papers.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (pLEy5)

83 Julia Michaels, of the hirsute axillary areas, flipping us two birds.

She seems nice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (DMUuz)

84
I'm also against LeBron James
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (ifmtJ)


I'm still waiting for him to comment on the racist "throw a black in the washer and turn him into a MUCH more appropriate, tall Chinese guy" commercial.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

85 76 So the plot to Edward Scissorhands was not what I was told it was about?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (w9Wax)

==========

Edward Scissorhands, Se7en, and xHamster walked into a bar...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

86 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.


what is bif?
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (5+1A/)

He's a moron. He's keto-curious

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (ifmtJ)

87 Nasty whores being nasty whores.

You've seen one nasty, stinking, hairy ass vjayjay you've seen them all.

Yawn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (vQkRp)

88 Definitely streaming is taking its toll but... look, this isn't 1977 when you have maybe 5 channels including UHF and some super rich kids had a console game that included pong. The entertainment options are vast and varied, and most involve sticking your nose in your phone. TV is old and slow and doesn't give you want you want right away, plus its littered with obnoxious ads.

All the faux lesbian crap and armpit hair in the world is not going to make those problems go away. In fact, all it does is double down on people saying "I could live my whole life without watching this"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

89 I'm just glad they didn't have someone reading a Dr. Seuss book instead of that 'dance' routine. PHEW!

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (cF8AT)

90 >>I always thought it was WOP as in With Out Papers.


You sayin' I'm stupid?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (MSoQZ)

91 Ooops...wrong thread.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (cF8AT)


That's appropriate for any thread, other than the Art thread, until 100.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

92 73 Marcus T,

The display is for a) yutes, and b) to rub the noses of the squares that dare watch in regarding our elite's preferences.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (pO7gM)

93 "65 That's not a scissor. It's four sausages mating.

It's like four fat guys belly-flopping into each other.
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (5+1A/)"

Bumper cars for bulbous people. Weeeee!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

94 You would have to hold their buckets, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (MSoQZ)

I figured true pervs would pay extra to be the bucket.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (qJr0p)

95 78 Serious question.

When a woman flips the bird (gives the finger - a phallic gesture,) is that male cultural appropriation, or just penis envy?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (LWu6U)

When a woman flips me off? I stop, look her up and down, and say 'sorry, you don't meet my minimum standards'.

Just like when a guy flips me off? I say 'Sorry, Hetero'.

Luckily I can still run pretty fast....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (oHd/0)

96 I can tell you the last time I watched any awards show:

And the 1988 Grammy for "Best Hard Rock/Metal Performance Vocal or Instrumental" goes to ...

Jethro Tull
Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (awtm/)


Yep, I missed that one too.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

97 what is bif?
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (5+1A/)

From the previous thread:

So looks like alcohol is my issue. Lots of sugar there and I already know I over indulge.

BifBewalski - Just cut out the carbs? at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (VcFUs)

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (cF8AT)

98 It's all fun and games until a Chaos God of excess and decadences gets birthed into reality, tearing out the heart of your civilization with its birth wails.

Either figuratively or literally.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (wQb4c)

So you're an optimist

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ifmtJ)

99 69 57 Every generation thinks they invented sex.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (8SSHh)

Ancient Greeks invented sex. Then the Romans introduced it to women.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (LZ7Gl)

Was expecting a Navy / Marines joke, but this works too.
*dodges, runs serpentine*
*Arms claymore*

Posted by: BifBewalski - shots fired. at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (VcFUs)

100 That's not a scissor. It's four sausages mating.

It's like four fat guys belly-flopping into each other.
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (5+1A/)"

Bumper cars for bulbous people. Weeeee!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (VpIIl)


Or, Brian Stelter in an elevator.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

101 >>When a woman flips


Puppies!

Posted by: garrett loves the classics at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (MSoQZ)

102 oh i thought "bif" was a new hard liquor I never heard of

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (5+1A/)

103 Cardi B = Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

104 But the woke brigade hated Trump because he was rude and gauche and mean-Tweeted.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

105 "The display is for a) yutes, and b) to rub the noses of the squares that dare watch in regarding our elite's preferences.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:01 PM (pO7gM)"

It's display by people who wouldn't know taste if it stuck to their fat rolls, grew a head in the sweaty lint and said "hello".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (VpIIl)

106 Here's another option that has probably been said: we are simply turning off the tv and realizing how much we actually don't mess it at all.

Started with switching off the NFL, followed by NBA, MLB, and know my beloved College BBall. Haven't watched any of it since they've went full on woke or anti-American and I've actually not missed it at all. I've got some buddies who call and asked hey did you see this or that and they're besides themselves when I honestly say "I'm glad your keeping up with that stuff cause I'm not"

If my choice is America and our traditional values over tv and sports programming then the choice is easy.

Fuck em, fuck em all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (+ldAm)

107 98 It's all fun and games until a Chaos God of excess and decadences gets birthed into reality, tearing out the heart of your civilization with its birth wails.

Either figuratively or literally.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (wQb4c)

So you're an optimist
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ifmtJ)

========

Reminds me:

Pandemic: Rise of Cthulhu is a fun board game, if you're the board game kinda guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

108 Hidey Ho hordelings!

Sooo.... Grammys huh? No one watching those, or the news networks, or regular network programs. No one going to movies. Hmmm...... It would seem that the American entertainment consumers are just not that in to the Hollywierdos any more.

This gives me happy feels. Hope those imbeciles learn a lesson from it. Or, Y'know, learn to accept less money for being real prostitutes.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (Vxu+H)

109 "Hey Kids-- it's Baby's First Porn!"

Who knew Ace was so innocent?

Posted by: Funkotron at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (nNv6v)

110 When a woman flips the bird (gives the finger - a phallic gesture,) is that male cultural appropriation, or just penis envy?
Posted by: Gentlemen
---

Sign language for telling someone what they can do to themselves.

Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (SrypL)

111 What a bunch of nasty, stupid people.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (G6Lqs)

112 It's all fun and games until a Chaos God of excess and decadences gets birthed into reality, tearing out the heart of your civilization with its birth wails.

Either figuratively or literally.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM


It would be interesting to see the armored super-soldiers walking around with weaponized strato-casters.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (pLEy5)

113 111 What a bunch of nasty, stupid people.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (G6Lqs)

=========

And you say that right to our faces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

114 So- you wanted to know what pigs look like on a greased floor?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (VpIIl)

115 Obama getting rid of any officers that didn't toe his line was a huge red flag.

Trump not doing so has cost us all, and will cost even more in the future./

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

116 Somewhere else entirely is gaming. Either playing or streaming or both simultaneously.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)

117 Joe Mannix, You are correct. We have a degenerate aristocracy. Aristotle on Politics, over 2000 years ago, predicts what will happen next. The chaser is that he agree with your take on the matter.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 03:58 PM (pO7gM)


I was just reading about that in EH Gombrich's A Little History of the World.

An excellent book, BTW, for a 10-year old to get them interested in history.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

118 Ice-T won for best metal performance. Which I only know because hubs told me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (QeT29)

119 There can't be anyone nastier than CardiB. she's disgusting.

You wanna bet?
Posted by: Cupcakke at March 15, 2021 03:59 PM (m/Gc2)

Have you see Lizzo? CardiB is a One in comparison.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (ifmtJ)

120 O/T - I had to call 911 for B'Gal a bit ago. They're taking her to the hospital for PH and other stuff.

A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

121 So looks like alcohol is my issue. Lots of sugar there and I already know I over indulge.

BifBewalski - Just cut out the carbs? at March 15, 2021 03:55 PM (VcFUs)

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (cF8AT

Hi Tami,
Just working on my gaaaiiinnnnzzzz. After my cardiologist pulled two of my BP meds, I gained 10 #. New job, less exercise, and too much beer/wine/whiskey. Eating right and not to excess isn't cutting it anymore and I have to cut my intake of alcohol.

*sobs*

Posted by: BifBewalski - clarification at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

122 Hey honey, get the kids, the Grammys are coming on!

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

123 2 Live Crew "me so Horny" didn't get Grammy it deserved

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (dKiJG)

124 The good news is some Bi Women will be scared SuperStraight by that performance.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (MSoQZ)

125 I grew up listening to Rush, Yes, Genesis, all the greats. Still listen to them 40 years later. Will anyone be listening to WAP even 5 years from now? The "Music Industry" isn't about music at all anymore. It's all basically wallpaper or Pron now.

Posted by: Wicklow at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (uH65w)

126 If you are going to grow your hair long, put on makeup, and wear a pretty girly dress what is the point of growing out your armpit hair?

Posted by: Obligatory at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (qlFIA)

127 Now I know what it looks like when a Blue Whale give birth on a slippery floor.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

128 armpit hair...oh good heavens.

Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

129 I make up for it with my backhair, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (MSoQZ)



Have it braided into cornrows.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (yQpMk)

130 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)
++++
Fingers crossed and prayers up, B'Boy@

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (Jsjd7)

131 102 oh i thought "bif" was a new hard liquor I never heard of

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM (5+1A/)

Oh sweet jesus, I hope garrtet's not here. I'll never hear the end of this. I don't even own crocks!

Posted by: BifBewalski - snap at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (VcFUs)

132
O/T - I had to call 911 for B'Gal a bit ago. They're taking her to the hospital for PH and other stuff.

A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

133 I don't recall ever caring about who won a Grammy. It had no impact on my music purchases.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (lgiXo)

134 A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Done!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (QeT29)

135 You sayin' I'm stupid?
Posted by: Chris Cuomo


Oh, no I would never say that. It goes without saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

136 Marcus T,
The elites have a kink for letting you know how deranged and decadent their tastes are and making people be silent in opposition. They get off on the power disparity it displays between you and them and the reason for it: because they can. No different than National Guard in DC, show trials for protestors, and barbed wire around Congress, they do it because they can.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (pO7gM)

137 120 O/T - I had to call 911 for B'Gal a bit ago. They're taking her to the hospital for PH and other stuff.

A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Prayers. I hope all works out well for her.

Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

138 O/T - I had to call 911 for B'Gal a bit ago. They're taking her to the hospital for PH and other stuff.

A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)


Woof.

You got it. Godspeed.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

139 >> i thought "bif" was a new hard liquor I never heard of


Now I can see why it peaked your interest.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (MSoQZ)

140 New rules state that to even disapprove of Cardi B in your mind is now a criminal offense in Scotland. Actual real jail time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (Y5fDH)

141 Prayers up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)

142 I don't care, I'm still free
you can't take the sky from me

https://tinyurl.com/yjwu2ngq

Firefly Theme (rocked out)

Posted by: TheHumanTim at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

143 They're not whores, they're artists!

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

144 I have to cut my intake of alcohol.

*sobs*
Posted by: BifBewalski

Go back and read the stuff on alcohol at Diet Doctor... really!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated nor/mal Very SuperStraight at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (gtatv)

145 Hi Tami,
Just working on my gaaaiiinnnnzzzz. After my cardiologist pulled two of my BP meds, I gained 10 #. New job, less exercise, and too much beer/wine/whiskey. Eating right and not to excess isn't cutting it anymore and I have to cut my intake of alcohol.

*sobs*
Posted by: BifBewalski - clarification at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (VcFUs)

I meant to post this to you in the previous thread and I accidentally posted it here....

75 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

146 what a great fucking culture. hard to believe everything doesn't come up roses.

Posted by: x4 at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (oA+QO)

147 Are these what some people are calling "Queens" now?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

148 I think people are SICK of woke crap in media. It's so frustrating and tiresome. I just read books now because media is all garbage.

Posted by: james at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (PvswE)

149
A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Prayers up BB

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (VcFUs)

150 >>Have it braided into cornrows.


Beaded.

It's like one of those Car Seat Covers that I can take anywhere.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (MSoQZ)

151 This is the smash numbah one hit

WAP

https://www.lyricsmode.com/cardi_b-wap-1765099.html#!

OOOH, but micro-aggressions!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (z79tQ)

152 WAP is garbage. Take a shower.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (03n3v)

153 Prayers. For both of you.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (Y5fDH)

154 Just trying explaining 2021, to someone from say 2001.

Oh yeah, the best selling act is someone singing about her pussy. No, not figuratively. And she scissored some other singer at the grammys.

Oh, and armpit hair for women is a thing. As are dudes in dresses with lady penises.

And the part you won't believe the most? Joe Biden got more votes then any other presidential candidate in history by far in an election where he didn't campaign.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (qlFIA)

155 President Biden, we demand justice. Equity, policy, and everything else that freedom encompasses. And to accomplish this, we don't need allies, we need accomplices.
_________________

Mindless, nonsensical blather.

Freedom does not encompass "equity." Equity, as these dumbasses use it, means the government imposing equality of results. That's not freedom. That's the opposite of freedom.

As for "policy," what policy? What "policy" does freedom "encompass"? Whatever the policy the left wants? The policy of using our military as a "free" hospital for gender freaks? The policy of forcing little girls to share bathrooms with grown men with mental problems? The policy of paying millions of taxpayer dollars to the family of every black criminal who dies of a drug overdose or gets shot by cops?

But she's right about one thing: the left needs accomplices, not allies. Accomplices are criminal associates, and that's exactly what the left wants. And they've found plenty in the Biden Family Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (k4dH2)

156 47 I know a guy that won a Grammy due to some classical music work. He is
probably not amused by the current Grammy scene and the devaluation of
his award.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (pO7gM)
I had dinner every night for a week with a guy that produced classical albums (on the Queen Mary 2). He had three Grammys. Another person at our table had a Olympic silver medal. I furiously though of my accomplishments and came up with zilch.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (8SSHh)

157 People with deliberately conspicuous "LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!" tattoos always make me think they need a bath. I felt that way since I was a kid seeing circus freaks, who are now often handily surpassed by your average filling station employee.

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (ldmQR)

158 120 O/T - I had to call 911 for B'Gal a bit ago. They're taking her to the hospital for PH and other stuff.

A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Done!

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (cF8AT)

159 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)


I believe tequila is the lowest in carbs. That, and vodka.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

160 It moved.

Posted by Ace

Yeah, i felt my dick move too. I mean it in the Marine way.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (6xjA0)

161 106-I watch twilight zone, Alfred Hitchcock, the occasional Columbo, and Bugs Bunny cartoons. The occasional movie, but nothing current.
Popular culture ain't all that popular Chez Vivi.

Posted by: vivi at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (USW1s)

162 Every generation thinks they invented sex.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (8SSHh)

Yep, and also don't stop to think about how they came into being.

Posted by: tbodie at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (cHbIE)

163 Pandemic: Rise of Cthulhu is a fun board game, if you're the board game kinda guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

That might be the only way I play Pandemic ever again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (ifmtJ)

164 "Two fat women, click click click"

Posted by: Ian Durry - having trouble with his rhythm stick at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (LWu6U)

165 Ice-T won for best metal performance. Which I only know because hubs told me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (QeT29)


Cop Killer by Body Count?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

166 "106 Here's another option that has probably been said: we are simply turning off the tv and realizing how much we actually don't mess it at all.
Started with switching off the NFL, followed by NBA, MLB, and know my beloved College BBall. Haven't watched any of it since they've went full on woke or anti-American and I've actually not missed it at all. I've got some buddies who call and asked hey did you see this or that and they're besides themselves when I honestly say "I'm glad your keeping up with that stuff cause I'm not"
If my choice is America and our traditional values over tv and sports programming then the choice is easy.
Fuck em, fuck em all.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (+ldAm) "



This !
I know we haven't even turned the TV on once this month ... what is there we want to watch ?
hoping for the next season of Bosch to come along; that's about it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (AKJpt)

167 75 Bif, whiskey, vodka, gin, etc are very low carb...unless you mix it with something high carby.

Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

It's mostly the red wine. ton of sugar in that.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (VcFUs)

168 Reminds me:

Pandemic: Rise of Cthulhu is a fun board game, if you're the board game kinda guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)
-------------
Nyarlathotep. I hate that guy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (WGara)

169 I'm still pissed THIS didn't get any grammy consideration.......

https://youtu.be/xGWpRxnyeGg

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

170 >>Cop Killer by Body Count?


Those shows were savage. Insane pits.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (MSoQZ)

171 "Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (pO7gM)"

Their mistake is thinking that some of us will quit. Some of us never will. I don't think they have the stomach for the war of attrition some of us are willing to fight

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

172 163 Pandemic: Rise of Cthulhu is a fun board game, if you're the board game kinda guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

That might be the only way I play Pandemic ever again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (ifmtJ)

=========

It's a solid variation. We also have Fall of Rome which Dolley prefers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

173 Prayers for B'Gal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

174 Just filed my taxes. I owe money.

Not a lot. But still.
Fuck the feds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (W2Pud)

175 i thought "bif" was a new hard liquor I never heard of

Pruno fortified with lighter fluid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (H5knJ)

176 What the entertainment industry for whatever reason seems to not get is that they are doing the equivalent of having all their "mainstream events" be like having nothing but the Sex Pistols, Clash, and Wendy O Williams on their "awards spectacle" in 1977. Too extreme for most of the public

Posted by: azjaeger at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (3/XaG)

177 Pop culture is sewage. Normal people don't want to mainline sewage.

Look at those pictures and tell me these are anything except demonically possessed individuals.

Posted by: Oldstoke at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (sb+Cg)

178 I think people are SICK of woke crap in media. It's
so frustrating and tiresome. I just read books now because media is all
garbage.

Posted by: james at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (PvswE)


That, and literally everything being racist now. Everything. There's starting to be blow back, even from some libs.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

179 44 You know, stuff like this makes me actually understand things like the various popular revolts against monarchies and aristocracies that have happened over the years."

The modern twist, which began in the 20th century, is that the elites pretend that they are on the side of the oppressed. I just read this, written by Jacques Barzun in 1980:

"In great revolutions the victims (or a large group of them) can be counted on to help. Today one finds throughout Western civilization men in high places who openly envy their antagonists and sometimes subsidize them in secret."

Except today, it's not in secret. Corporations and billionaires proudly send BLM and other SJWs money and jump on the woke bandwagon. That's the annoying thing - the Establishment pretending that they are somehow outsiders.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (HabA/)

180 Prayers sent BB.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (nxdel)

181 You sayin' I'm stupid?

Posted by: Chris Cuomo
===============
Neurologically diverse. Differently abled.

And lay off the steroids, those fry your brain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (Y5fDH)

182 Athen and Sparta and the rest of Greece fell when they decided that they would rather bugger each other than have children.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (2BZBZ)

183 Prayers up, Backwards.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (mjb5/)

184 Awards are meaningless. The Grammies showed how stupid they were when disco band A Taste of Honey won "Best New Artist" against Toto, Chris Rea, the Cars and Elvis Costello.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (E+OcO)

185 ouch, wow.

prayers on the way for B'Gal, and you !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (AKJpt)

186 I think people are SICK of woke crap in media. It's so frustrating and tiresome. I just read books now because media is all garbage.
Posted by: james at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM (PvswE)


I feel the same way about "organic" in every fucking food advertisement now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

187 You know, stuff like this makes me actually understand things like the various popular revolts against monarchies and aristocracies that have happened over the years. (snip)

This kind of bizarre, nth-degree degenerate weirdness wins no friends or even admirers from amongst the normals. It just makes people who might have defended you even if they don't like you turn away from and ignore you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

And if you keep invading every cultural space that doesn't contain your nth-degree degeneracy to push it on people 24/7, so that they can't escape and ignore you, things are going to get sporty.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (Msrhc)

188 A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

You got it!


Posted by: Archer at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

189 >>>I believe tequila is the lowest in carbs. That, and vodka.


they make a sugar-free tequilla mix too, so there's that.

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (5+1A/)

190 Prayers for B-gal

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (W2Pud)

191 " Just filed my taxes. I owe money."

Wait- people get money back? WTF

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

192 Freedom does not encompass "equity." Equity, as these dumbasses use it, means the government imposing equality of results. That's not freedom. That's the opposite of freedom.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 04:07 PM


As Jerry Pournelle said, "Free men aren't equal, and equal men aren't free."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2021 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

193 >>>Pruno fortified with lighter fluid.


nice.

Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (5+1A/)

194 I really miss the classy parties and concerts the Obamas used to have in the WH. Jay-Z, Beyonce and worse.


By the way, Moochelle, who totally doesn't hate white people, has the children's version of her book "Becoming" out now.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

195 Prayers up BB.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (E+OcO)

196 Cmmg BANSHEE 300 MK57 5.7X28 OD GREEN; $1470; https://bit.ly/3tliEV8

Posted by: bonhomme at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (i0wNm)

197 I built my own Server (Synology) and I am using Emby to stream all my Movies and tv shows. DVDFAB lets me rip my dvds and upload them on the Server so I can stream them. Now they also make a DRM ripping program where you can sign up for lets say HBOMAX and rip all the Looney Tunes Cartoons before the disappear

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (dKiJG)

198 There is clearly a shrinking audience for this garbage. If I want to see classless, dirty people, trannies, blow job queens and lot's of fat, sloppy people, I'll just drive to the South Bronx.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

199 So while things aren't getting as "sporty" as some would like, it would seem many are voting with their wallets so to speak.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (mjb5/)

200 188 A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (HabA/)

201 154 18-1, You can find sci fi writers that predicted this in the 60's and 70's. But, in a sense, it is no different than the changes due to the Restoration of Charles II after Cromwell. Charles was openly bawdy with his mistresses and failed to produce a valid heir. Aristocrats similarly gloried in their excesses.

Thence came the Glorious Revolution.

In the 1700's, the Brit aristos celebrated decadence with the HellFire private clubs until around the time of the American Revolution. Decadence and aristos go together just as republics and a virtuous leadership and population do.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (pO7gM)

202 Nurse better to owe a little than that free loan to the government

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (Cxk7w)

203 I make up for it with my backhair, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 03:53 PM (MSoQZ)
Have it braided into cornrows.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:05 PM (yQpMk)

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (vQkRp)

204 >>Awards are meaningless. The Grammies showed how stupid they were when disco band A Taste of Honey won "Best New Artist" against Toto, Chris Rea, the Cars and Elvis Costello.


Dude. A Taste of Honey were fucking awesome.
Better than The Cars? No. But way better than everyone else on that list.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (DwoFn)

205 Jeepers creepers, who ever wrote that garbage probably crampped it out on their cell phone and just relied on auto cucumber.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (cqAUI)

206
By the way, Moochelle, who totally doesn't hate white people, has the children's version of her book "Becoming" out now.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:11 PM (ptqGC)


Well, I know where to turn should there be another round of "Covid doesn't make you shit, but what the hell" toilet paper shortages.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

207 My son is 16 - he watches almost no TV - almost none at all - he does Youtube, sports news stuff online, gaming, and his homework.

Sometimes, we ask him to watch something with the family - he calls that "so 90's" - not doing it.

I think viewing broadcast entertainment, even streaming, is losing its hold - too many competing interests out there.

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (w2LAm)

208 By the way, Moochelle, who totally doesn't hate white people, has the children's version of her book "Becoming" out now
_____________

Teaching little girls of color that they too can become rich and famous like Michelle did, if only they marry a more talented man whose coattails they can ride to fame and success, like Michelle did!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

209 Ace, I discovered an intriguing and frightening product in my Kroger.

Cans of "pasta" made with hearts of palm. Only 4 g. of carbs per serving.

I actually bought a can to try. I'll report back after I've been brave enough to try it.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

210 Tequila with lime and soda water is a pretty good low carb drink.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (lgiXo)

211 First thought bottom picture was AOC

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (Cxk7w)

212 Who won the best barbershop album?

Posted by: Mishdog at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (cqAUI)

213 Dear Lord the Last nice Mall Polaris near me had another shooting within 2 weeks. The Malls are Dead in Columbus

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (dKiJG)

214 A woman with armpit hair doesn't bug me. Leg hair on the other hand, that ain't right.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 15, 2021 04:14 PM (O6DoG)

215 Quality entertainment doesn't stand a chance anymore. So many choices and options in the 21st century have left huge vacuums in music and film. Desensitizing has also moved the acceptable level into what only a few years ago would have been called filth. Regular people went else where.
With fewer and fewer actual mainstream viewers, they are now catering to the lowest of the low that are still watching.
This proves it.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2021 04:14 PM (pWrfh)

216 As I noted last thread, the primary consumers of modern music are 14 year old girls, who do NOT watch TV shows, let alone crap like the Grammys. So you have a show only older people will watch, packed with content older people find lame or even shockingly ghastly. Great combo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

217 184 Awards are meaningless. The Grammies showed how stupid they were when disco band A Taste of Honey won "Best New Artist" against Toto, Chris Rea, the Cars and Elvis Costello.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (E+OcO)

Yeah, even back in the 70's, I thought the Grammies were lame. They gave awards to dumb pop and disco stars and ignored anything offbeat or truly innovative.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:14 PM (HabA/)

218 I never watch network TV, mostly in rebellion against them trying to foist ugly stuff like this on America. It's their culture, not mine, and my eyeballs and money have left the building.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Y5fDH)

This has been me for well over a decade now. The award shows with the Vegas porn acts really got rolling when Miley Cyrus decided to grind into Robin Thicke and so many critics thought it was edgy and new. Now it's a race to the bottom. Full nudity will be next, along with adrogenous sex acts. These people don't have any more talent to watch or hear than your local barnyard.
But as was said upthread, if you don't restrict your younger kids from watching this stuff, they will be the next performers. They are who are propping this stuff up.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (TVyJV)

219 60 years ago TV shows couldn't show a husband and wife sleeping in the same bed. We've come a long way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (kTF2Z)

220 One thing I noticed - back in the day, when one of the networks was airing an awards show ( or major sports events), other networks would either show re-runs or maybe run a movie. They typically wouldn't run new episodes. As I understand it, this was to protect ad rates, which were based on ratings.

Now, I can't say for sure the reason for this, but last night, Fox had new episodes of The Simpsons, The Great North, Bob's Burgers, and Family Guy. Maybe the Grammys were never that much competition, or maybe with streaming, they can still get higher ratings if people just watch it later (we watch through Hulu). I just found it curious.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (CAJOC)

221 Tequila with lime and soda water is a pretty good low carb drink.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

This is News I can Use

Posted by: Miklos, considering that it is 5 PM in Newfoundland at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Don't run with scissors

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (ZfRYq)

223 Except today, it's not in secret. Corporations and billionaires proudly send BLM and other SJWs money and jump on the woke bandwagon. That's the annoying thing - the Establishment pretending that they are somehow outsiders.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (HabA/)
++++
I disagree with this assessment. The establishment isn't pretending to be outside, they are openly drawing the lines of where the establishment is. It isn't that BLM is part of the establishment, it's that establishment is so open about that fact.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (Jsjd7)

224 Last chick I dated. Armpit hair. Hardwood floors.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (PFLse)

225 When Taylor Swift is the best your industry has to offer, your industry is well and truly fucked.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (0uQEd)

226 Who won the best barbershop album?

weee diiiiiiiid
weee diiiiiiid
weee diiiiid!!!!
--The Barber Shop Boys

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

227 112 It would be interesting to see the armored super-soldiers walking around with weaponized strato-casters.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (pLEy5)


I have one of those in my to-do pile, waiting until I'm better at 28mm scale painting. The model is glorious so I want to make sure it gets done right!

As an aside, I'm not an active player of any of the tabletop games--just a modeler/painter--but one of the sets I bought came with a rule book for Warhammer 40K and I tried to learn how to play it. Fucking hell, is it even possible to make a more convoluted and errata-obsessed game system than that??? I don't consider myself an idiot but my head was spinning by the time I got through who does what in all the various phases, even before getting into all the special rules and whatever's in those supplemental books they want to sell you for like 50 bucks every couple of years.

Apparently there's a thriving community of amateur game designers putting out greatly simplified third party rule sets for normal people who just want to have some fun with their little plastic army men...I can believe it, based on what I've seen from the official sources.

Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (zcf1k)

228 By the way, my husband's anniversary gift to me was purchasing the spider fumigator Jim Sunk New Dawn recommended, and killing off any of the hundreds of baby spiders that may have remained in his SUV. Otherwise I was never riding in it again, and it may have actually caught on fire. Accidentally.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

229 That poor woman is a solid 2.5, and is clearly reacting to the fact that all the plastic surgeons in Korea will never get her above a butterface 4.

So she grows our her pits and claims she does not want to look attractive. Success.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (LWu6U)

230 And to think... my parents were a bit skeptical of Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith... among other bands I listened to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (3H9h1)

231 I have become my father.

He didn't like the music I played at the start of my radio career (in Top 40).

I haven't listened to Top 40 radio in decades.

Thankfully, I'll be dead before Cardi B turns up in the classic hits format.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Stealth Account at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (nBNUK)

232 So - women are supposed to remove all their pubic hair but leave the armpits alone?

That's not how it worked in the '80's.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (HabA/)

233 My son is 16 - he watches almost no TV - almost none at all - he does Youtube, sports news stuff online, gaming, and his homework.

My son is 8 and he would rather watch a guy playing Video games than regular tv. I have since blocked it and I have uploaded CAPTIAN CAVEMAN, THE OLD SCOOBY DOO, PHUNKY PHANTOM, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, AND JABBERJAW, and we watch them together

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (dKiJG)

234 The Grammys are named for the victims of Cuomo's Emmy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (Ndje9)

235 Did Disco have guitar solos?

Because A Taste of Honey were two chicks who played Bass and Guitar, and they had all of the Funk.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (PFLse)

236 The left is now trying to steal the census.

Law requires the data be released within the next two weeks, but Biden wants until September, so the data can be massaged. Lawsuits have commenced.


Is Dominion now in the census count business?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (Y5fDH)

237 179
The modern twist, which began in the 20th century, is that the elites pretend that they are on the side of the oppressed. I just read this, written by Jacques Barzun in 1980:
"In great revolutions the victims (or a large group of them) can be counted on to help. Today one finds throughout Western civilization men in high places who openly envy their antagonists and sometimes subsidize them in secret."
Except today, it's not in secret. Corporations and billionaires proudly send BLM and other SJWs money and jump on the woke bandwagon. That's the annoying thing - the Establishment pretending that they are somehow outsiders.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (HabA/)

Most of these writings misunderstand peasant revolts and their frequency. The French Revolution wasn't a peasant revolt.

Peasant revolts used to happen fairly frequently and were crushed.

Division into violent factions pretending to have popular support is just aristocratic politics. In the old days they'd brawl in the streets.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

238 207 My son is 16 - he watches almost no TV - almost none at all - he does Youtube, sports news stuff online, gaming, and his homework.
Sometimes, we ask him to watch something with the family - he calls that "so 90's" - not doing it.
I think viewing broadcast entertainment, even streaming, is losing its hold - too many competing interests out there.
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:12 PM (w2LAm)

Junior-ette is the same way. 17 last week. she has more on-line friends than she does face-to-face friends in high school. Homework, Steam gaming, realm building Minecraft, digital artwork (she's really good, I'll ask her to give me some so I can publish it on my troll accounts without exposing identify), and youtubes. That's her life. Not interested in anything not on-line related. Will watch a movie, occasionally.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (VcFUs)

239 Last chick I dated. Armpit hair. Hardwood floors.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (PFLse)

---------

Maybe she was dyslexic?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)

240 Was expecting a Navy / Marines joke, but this works too.
*dodges, runs serpentine*
*Arms claymore*
Posted by: BifBewalski - shots fired. at March 15, 2021 04:02 PM


No need to feel left out. I heard the Army developed Doggie style.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

241 "Dear Lord the Last nice Mall Polaris near me had another shooting within 2 weeks. The Malls are Dead in Columbus"

Every city has two malls-the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

Posted by: What Chris Rock said at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (m/Gc2)

242 I was born into Eisenhower's America and somehow we have wandered into Weimar Germany.
Posted by: Only Context


Uh...ditto. Can you imagine how "bad" they thought "Cabaret" was when it was made, which has a homage to Weimar's "decadence", yet...here we are.

And it will get worse. As Thrawn said, the God Chaos is coming to rip our society apart. He's been invited. And that's probably when we will need to be armed, when Chaos runs rampant in the streets, and there will just not be enough cops to hose it down.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (vcOmj)

243 YouTube is slowly waking younger people up to the utter garbage that is the modern music scene. Reaction videos alone have done this, but there's some very serious musical content out there (such as Rick Beato) and they're keeping it alive.

The worst of the hair bands were musical geniuses compared to the pop industry today.

Posted by: Oldstoke at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (sb+Cg)

244 . If it is door number two, though (the audience actually vanished and didn't replace this content with anything else), then that is entirely new territory and no one knows what the implications are.

Interesting.
Begs the question...what's the next big thing? He'll of an opportunity for whoever gets that right.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)

245 You know what might help these awards shows wit the the ratings? A terrorist attack.
I know I'd tune in.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (0uQEd)

246 Bif. It's a synthetic, meatlike substance. You don't hear me complaining about the Loobster, do you??

Posted by: norm peterson at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (iDvKn)

247 Disgusting. I read a headline that Beyonce and JayZ's kid got a Grammy - was this precious ;i;' girl in attendance last night? Did she get a front row seat to her parents and pal's deviancy? Or was that just another Sunday for her?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

248 "Thankfully, I'll be dead before Cardi B turns up in the classic hits format."

Probably so will she.

Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (ldmQR)

249 It would be interesting to see the armored super-soldiers walking around with weaponized strato-casters.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 15, 2021 04:03 PM (pLEy5)

You could be a rockerboy in the Cyberpunk series.

Posted by: trev006 at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (qJr0p)

250 That's the annoying thing - the Establishment pretending that they are somehow outsiders.

Posted by: DonnaV at March 15, 2021 04:09 PM (HabA/)

They know better. The tribute to BLM is Danegeld.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (4BFxo)

251 228 By the way, my husband's anniversary gift to me was purchasing the spider fumigator Jim Sunk New Dawn recommended, and killing off any of the hundreds of baby spiders that may have remained in his SUV. Otherwise I was never riding in it again, and it may have actually caught on fire. Accidentally.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

What did he recommend? I Fumigat our basement when we go on trips.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (dKiJG)

252 Thankfully, I'll be dead before Cardi B turns up in the classic hits format.

I used to wonder what on earth people my age were going to sing around the piano in the rest home, Christopher Cross?

Now I can't even imagine what the future holds for these people.

Its like Christian music. If you're being tortured in a jail cell will the lyrics to Shine Jesus Shine come to you as some kind of comfort?

We've exchanged all meaning and depth for temporary pleasures and cheap, childish thrills with no lasting significance or hope.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

253 The Grammys? Shit. I can see the other networks doing nothing for the Oscars or even maybe the Emmys. But the Grammys? Shit. I have NEVER watched the Grammys or the CMA either.

What's on tonight sweetheart?

The Tonys.

Fuck it.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (2BZBZ)

254 Julia Michaels looks like the Porn Shop cashier.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (1R/n6)

255 Nasty whores being nasty whores.

You've seen one nasty, stinking, hairy ass vjayjay you've seen them all.

Yawn.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (vQkRp)

not true. some look like the old center cut subway sandwich.

others look like an arby's jumbo roast beef...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (8D42x)

256 Bif. It's a synthetic, meatlike substance. You don't hear me complaining about the Loobster, do you??
Posted by: norm peterson at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (iDvKn)
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"Bif and The Loobster" sounds like a really bad buddy movie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (WGara)

257 Trump said pussy and we had a 4 year national vapor fest.

Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (U605+)

258 When Taylor Swift is the best your industry has to offer, your industry is well and truly fucked.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

I've watched the "Grammys" off and on for years (by now, haven't watched in a long time), and really talented, deserving bands and artists have been totally ignored before, and the annointed darlings of the recording industry got awards.
It's been bullshit for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

259 2020: 18.7 million viewers
2021: 7.9 million viewers

We'll make it up in volume!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (Ndje9)

260 Yay, WAP; ban Dr. Seuss!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (vuisn)

261 (she's really good, I'll ask her to give me some so I can publish it on my troll accounts without exposing identify)

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 15, 2021 04:17 PM (VcFUs)

Oooh - love to see! Please post!

My daughter is a digital media major in college - just wonderful stuff that's beyond what I imagined...

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (w2LAm)

262 Trump said pussy and we had a 4 year national vapor fest.

Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (U605+)
++++
When Trump said it, it was chauvinism (remember that word?) and unacceptable. When Cari B says it, it's empowering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (Jsjd7)

263 "The only grace here is that she wasn't good-looking before growing out the pit-pubes."

Probably the only "natural" thing about her. So there's that.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (Gb130)

264 Who won the best barbershop album?
Posted by: Mishdog at March 15, 2021 04:13 PM (cqAUI)

=============

The Be Sharps!

https://youtu.be/CWbW1jtFQUo

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)

265 Chick looks like a guy swinging two Rabbis around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (HaL55)

266 There was a time when money and class were somewhat synonymous. That time has long since past. Squeezing these fat, classless, smelly, ignorant, vulgar people into a Gucci gown, is like putting a silk tie on a pork sausage. It demeans, defaces and eliminates any unique value that item might have.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

267 241 "Dear Lord the Last nice Mall Polaris near me had another shooting within 2 weeks. The Malls are Dead in Columbus"

Every city has two malls-the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Posted by: What Chris Rock said at March 15, 2021 04:18 PM (m/Gc2)

All the Malls in are in Columbus and they cut the budget to the Police and cut one of the Police Choppers, so Crime and Car Theft is through the roof, kids 12 and 14 are stealing cars

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (dKiJG)

268 >>>We've exchanged all meaning and depth for temporary pleasures and cheap, childish thrills with no lasting significance or hope.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
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They have.
I don't think we belong to that group.
Set apart whether we like it or not.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (1R/n6)

269 What did he recommend? I Fumigat our basement when we go on trips.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (dKiJG)


Raid Fumigating Foggers. Husband left the thing in his vehicle overnight. Anything in there had better be dead.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

270 2020: 18.7 million viewers

2021: 7.9 million viewers



We'll make it up in volume!
They're attracting a more selective audience.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (0uQEd)

271 262 When Trump said it, it was chauvinism (remember that word?) and unacceptable. When Cari B says it, it's empowering.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (Jsjd7)

=========

Women on a stripper pole is empowering.

Men enjoying it is disgusting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

272 Look people find armpit hair (as useful as it is) so unpleasant they even want guys to shave it off. This "women show grow pit hair" is just... weird. Especially in a culture that suntans and bleaches its anus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

273 The sleeve tats, bad makeup, and her flipping the bird put her in the zero category long before I even noticed the armpit hair.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (awtm/)

274 Trump said pussy and we had a 4 year national vapor fest.

Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.


When women treat their pussy like a rental car, it's empowering. When men do so, it's rape. But possibly not rape-rape. You'll need to consult an expert like Whoopie.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (H5knJ)

275 Reminder: A few years ago the Grammys forced attendees to witness a mass SSM cereomony as part of the performance of Macklemore's nomintaed song about 'love is love'/SSM anthem.

While he and another gal performed, 50 couples flooded the aisles of the venue and then the group ceremony was performed.

The Grammys forced all music artists and guests to be witnesses to, to *participate* in this without their advance notice or consent. So, not suprised by this year's BLM rally.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (bDqIh)

276 This is the first year I haven't had dependents.

Ugh. My boys are all on their own.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (W2Pud)

277 "Bif and The Loobster" sounds like a really bad buddy movie.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 15, 2021 04:20 PM (WGara)

Made by Golan Globus Productions.

Posted by: BifBewalski - bad action movies from the 80's at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (VcFUs)

278 Someone should introduce Cardi B to a salad.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

279 257 Trump said pussy and we had a 4 year national vapor fest.

Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



That's Different!! Because.......reasons......mumblemumble....

Also, you're RACIST!!

Posted by: The Enlightened at March 15, 2021 04:23 PM (NdpBS)

280 One oz of scotch whiskey has .03g of carbs.

Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 04:23 PM (8SSHh)

281 Armpit hair so what. But keep the hair and grass off the slip and slide.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:23 PM (6xjA0)

282
Who won the best barbershop album?
Posted by: Mishdog


The B Sharps

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 04:23 PM (63Dwl)

283 "Dear Lord the Last nice Mall Polaris near me had another shooting within 2 weeks. The Malls are Dead in Columbus"

Every city has two malls-the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Posted by: What Chris Rock

Well, that be our darker brothers out there in White Supremacy land, bein' down wi' da struggle, and poppin' a cap on dem white honkies.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (vcOmj)

284 "The sleeve tats, bad makeup, and her flipping the bird put her in the zero category long before I even noticed the armpit hair."

Really against all that, what's a little pit hair, huh? Heh!

Posted by: Shinjinrui at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (Gb130)

285 276 This is the first year I haven't had dependents.

Ugh. My boys are all on their own.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (W2Pud)

========

You must have been a very responsible child.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

286 My son is 16 - he watches almost no TV - almost none at all - he does Youtube, sports news stuff online, gaming, and his homework.

My son is 8 and he would rather watch a guy playing Video games than regular tv. I have since blocked it and I have uploaded CAPTIAN CAVEMAN, THE OLD SCOOBY DOO, PHUNKY PHANTOM, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS, AND JABBERJAW, and we watch them together
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (dKiJG)

Jonny Quest. You can get the shows on DVD.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

287 Just Remember that Cardi B admitted to drugging men and robbing them.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (dKiJG)

288
Sophia Loren was rocking armpit patch in the fifties. So bold and brave!

Posted by: icon at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (HAi/5)

289 >>Just Remember that Cardi B admitted to drugging men and robbing them.


Luckily, they avoided having sex with her.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (PFLse)

290 A little prayer for her would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:04 PM (HaL55)

Prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (VP4Cd)

291 Megan Three Stallion? Three at once?

Posted by: MCPR at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (ipMTH)

292 >>>Someone should introduce Cardi B to a salad.

You're not going to like what she does to that salad in her next video...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (HmZuC)

293 One oz of scotch whiskey has .03g of carbs.
Posted by: Javems at March 15, 2021 04:23 PM (8SSHh)

===================

But it tastes like it has a pound of dirt

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (mZUr4)

294 Thankfully the one thing I never have to worry about being canceled is golf on tv.

People of every sex, creed, and color beating the shit out of thankfully a ball that is white.


Its cancel cultures wet dream.

Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (n/0Nw)

295 Attention Hoors.

Posted by: Count de Monet BTM at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (4I/2K)

296 Because Cardi A refuses to do these shows anymore!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (Ndje9)

297 I don't even know who Julia-the tattooed woman with the armpit hair-is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (VP4Cd)

298 Cough cough

Somebody open a window.

Posted by: Mommy Wolf Spider at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)

299 Nasty whores being nasty whores.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 04:00 PM (vQkRp)

Yep.

Boggles my mind how anybody can find this level of trashiness sexy.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (Msrhc)

300
I used to wonder what on earth people my age were going to sing around the piano in the rest home, Christopher Cross?Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

I have found myself listening more and more to to Outlaw Country and Willie's Roadhouse on Sirius when in the car. Most of the country music being played on the other country channels is repetitive, pop sounding with some rap thrown in catchy tunes, made for exercise classes. I was not a Nelson fan , nor was I that familiar with the old time stars on the Opry, etc. The Country Music series of Ken Burns really helped me to understand the historical timelines and then appreciate some of the really old guys, such as Jimmie Rodgers, etc. Having those earlier eras of music played on satellite radio( because you'll never hear it on over the air) has saved my interest in country music.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (TVyJV)

301 I feel better that someone else had to watch this crap and I didn't.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (jvt6t)

302 The one time I watched the grammys, they gave the best Metal album to Jethro Tull and snubbed Metallica's Black album. Never went back.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (3TihK)

303 Grammys Feature Anti-Semitic Hate Preacher Tamika Mallory, Women Showing Off Armpit Hair, and Literal Softcore Lesbian Scissorporn

Now there's some real ratings builders.

How long before performers show up with bones through their noses and such?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

304 Trump said pussy and we had a 4 year national vapor fest.

Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.

When women treat their pussy like a rental car, it's empowering. When men do so, it's rape. But possibly not rape-rape. You'll need to consult an expert like Whoopie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (H5knJ)

Its funny how female empowerment always entails being the kind of woman a man uses and discards.

Its like the male player class wrote the scripts for them and they still haven't caught on.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (eoQWY)

305 Jonny Quest. You can get the shows on DVD.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

I better get them, it's gonna be cancelled, because the Adopted son is Indian and Dr Quest is using his White Privliage to keep the kid down

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (dKiJG)

306 Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:15 PM (TVyJV)

=================
My kids and their friends often sound surprisingly conservative, at least in politics. And while they may tolerate a lot of social BS, like nutty gender stuff, they openly mock the people perpetrating it on the country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (Y5fDH)

307 Bertram Cabot, Jr. at 282 --

Fistbump from me at 264

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (mZUr4)

308 Someone should introduce Cardi B to a salad.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

She wouldn't eat a bite but some of it would still go missing.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (uhPTO)

309 So, if 9 million out of 330 million people watched the Grammy awards show, that means less than 3% of the country watched. Funnily enough, less than 3% is usually the estimate of the gay population ... so the math checks out.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (dYe5S)

310 You want Khorne.
You expect Tzeentch
The Chinese trick you into seeing Nurgle.
You'll get...Slaanesh.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (qlFIA)

311 I thought the rule for pit hair on a gal was, you have to be good looking?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (jvt6t)

312 Media dirty cheap like an old carnival

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (6xjA0)

313 Since you are not tuning in we will force you to tune in or tax you.

Posted by: McConnell Pelosi and Schumer at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (Y274z)

314
I don't even know who Julia-the tattooed woman with the armpit hair-is.


Me neither. She's no Lydia The Tattooed Lady, that's fer shure. At least Lydia was somewhat educational.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (HaL55)

315
Yay, WAP; ban Dr. Seuss!
Posted by: Dr. Varno


How the Wet Ass Grinch Stole Christmas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

316 I don't even know who Julia-the tattooed woman with the armpit hair-is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2021 04:25 PM (VP4Cd)

Neither do I, and I usually know these shitbags through the cultural osmosis of spending too much of my life online.

Not even the slightest clue, which means she's probably a nobody looking for relevance.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (Msrhc)

317 I'd prefer the armpit hair to those nasty ass trucker tattoos.

Posted by: ccoffer at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (7L7gc)

318 I better get them, it's gonna be cancelled, because the Adopted son is
Indian and Dr Quest is using his White Privliage to keep the kid down

And Race Bannon looks like Mike Pence.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 04:27 PM (0uQEd)

319 Spare me the "400 years blah blah blah" like it's one, straight line from slavery to now with nothing in between.

May the ghosts of 700,000 Civil War Dead haunt your ignorant ass, eternally.

Posted by: Zek at March 15, 2021 04:28 PM (w/5KC)

320 if women aren't shaving their armpits, I just assume they aren't washing their armpits either

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 04:28 PM (iTXRQ)

321 >>"The sleeve tats, bad makeup, and her flipping the bird put her in the zero category long before I even noticed the armpit hair."


Ooh, you rebel, you!
Wear a purity ring, pledge to remain a virgin* until marriage, swear off all drugs and alcohol then see how many 'you go grrrrls' you get from the entertainment media and industry pals!

*Yeah, too late for sure

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:28 PM (bDqIh)

322 How long before performers show up with bones through their noses and such?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM


That would actually be an improvement.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 04:28 PM (awtm/)

323 Its funny how female empowerment always entails being the kind of woman a man uses and discards.

Its like the male player class wrote the scripts for them and they still haven't caught on.


Even in non-sexual terms, modern feminism is all about women adopting male behaviors and being indistinguishable from men. It's genuinely weird that women have adopted erasing womanhood as the pro-woman position.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (H5knJ)

324 I have found myself listening more and more to to Outlaw Country and Willie's Roadhouse on Sirius when in the car. Most of the country music being played on the other country channels is repetitive, pop sounding with some rap thrown in catchy tunes, made for exercise classes. I was not a Nelson fan , nor was I that familiar with the old time stars on the Opry, etc. The Country Music series of Ken Burns really helped me to understand the historical timelines and then appreciate some of the really old guys, such as Jimmie Rodgers, etc. Having those earlier eras of music played on satellite radio( because you'll never hear it on over the air) has saved my interest in country music.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (TVyJV)

Their is NEW OUTLAW, and the son of Hank Williams Jr is one of the artists. I don't think they will even play his music.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (dKiJG)

325 May have heard Cardi B but doubt it, and not sure I ever heard of her either.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (Cxk7w)

326 I have found myself listening more and more to to Outlaw Country and Willie's Roadhouse on Sirius when in the car. Most of the country music being played on the other country channels is repetitive, pop sounding with some rap thrown in catchy tunes, made for exercise classes. I was not a Nelson fan , nor was I that familiar with the old time stars on the Opry, etc. The Country Music series of Ken Burns really helped me to understand the historical timelines and then appreciate some of the really old guys, such as Jimmie Rodgers, etc. Having those earlier eras of music played on satellite radio( because you'll never hear it on over the air) has saved my interest in country music.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (TVyJV)


I've found myself listening to gregorian chant while I work.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (jOcSX)

327 I better get them, it's gonna be cancelled, because the Adopted son is Indian and Dr Quest is using his White Privliage to keep the kid down
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM (dKiJG)

Probably the only cartoon where the dog just barks and walks on 4 legs.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

328 Hollywood is Anti-White and Anti-Christian, so you should consume as little as possible and pirate what you do watch. Don't give them a dime. Cancel your cable. Cancel your Netflix. Just use PrimeWire to watch the remaining TV shows and movies you still like.

Posted by: DefundHollywood at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (pPaFy)

329 And yet it moved.

Posted by: Galileo at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (W/Wwi)

330 I think the audience is evaporating. Personally, I watch much less tv nowadays. The same applies for most people I know. We've gone to books or other interests. Occasionally we are streaming, but that's mostly older content. For so-called "news" program, I think they've seen their best days. You have to be completely ignorant or a veal living in a closet to not know they are arms of the Democratic Party. I suppose if that plays to your most important biases, you'll watch. I suspect that's most of the regular audience. But overall it's become predictable and openly biased. So what's to watch? It's not exciting, engrossing, informative or different. It's reinforcement for people who are intellectually lazy and need confirmation bias- albeit false and borderline delusional.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

331 Every been around a sixteen year old carnie gal?

I have and wouldn't pork it with your johnson.
Nasty. Not nice.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (Y274z)

332 300 Spot on Jen. Satellite radio via Bose has increased our Classic Country and Bluegrass listening enjoyment.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 15, 2021 04:30 PM (+ldAm)

333 I'll have you know that many men adore my wet ass-pussy.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 15, 2021 04:30 PM (Jsjd7)

334 American pop culture is fouler than the manure lagoon on a pig farm

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 04:30 PM (iTXRQ)

335 Everything great and she looks so beautiful and ravishing and your dick feels like a brick rocket. Then you see her armpits and your dick wilts. Maybe you start crying.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (6xjA0)

336 Jonny Quest. You can get the shows on DVD.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

Quest was great but my son would never watch JQ...its all "Look at Chris Smoove, man! So, inspirational!" or Chris Bayles and Stephan A. Smith or "Donkey!" when some poor pro basketball guy loses his teeth - etc, etc.

Its different teenage world right now...

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (w2LAm)

337 Is an X-Hamster related to a Weasel?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (ju2Fy)

338 1979.

The last time I watched any of those award shows.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (xxG/v)

339 Did the obligatory bag of flour win a Gold Medal?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (jmIQu)

340 Shaving your pu**y and neglecting your armpits is a bit like guys shaving their heads and growing a beard.

Posted by: pawn at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (e/E1t)

341
Oooh - love to see! Please post!

My daughter is a digital media major in college - just wonderful stuff that's beyond what I imagined...

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:21 PM (w2LAm)

photobucket.com user = bifbewalski. It may not be showing yet. That's the only one I have on this PC, she made it for me for Christmas to use as a background

Posted by: BifBewalski -try this? at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (VcFUs)

342 Wait a sec. It gets wet?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (4I/2K)

343 Bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (vuisn)

344 Even in non-sexual terms, modern feminism is all about women adopting male behaviors and being indistinguishable from men. It's genuinely weird that women have adopted erasing womanhood as the pro-woman position.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:29 PM (H5knJ)

Oh that's easy. If you make the choice to do the non-conventional to be a rebel but think you might regret it later, job #1 is to eradicate and demonize the conventional so that it won't exist in your world view.

Of course, that doesn't make the regret go away, it just keeps you from knowing what it is for, and you can turn that into irrational hatred of everything and poison the rest of your life.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (eoQWY)

345 Shaving your pu**y and neglecting your armpits is a bit like guys shaving their heads and growing a beard.
Posted by: pawn at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (e/E1t)


I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (jOcSX)

346 TV Trivia: Race Bannon also worked secretly behind the scenes for four years to get "Johnny Quest" cancelled.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (Ndje9)

347 On Saturday mornings MeTV plays unedited Chuck Jones Looney Tunes. For free.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (jvt6t)

348 If you were ever in Europe, gals with hairy armpits wasn't uncommon. It was that way 30 years ago anyway. No idea if attitudes on that have changed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (NdpBS)

349 No pop music, like the Grammies celebrate, no network TV and no Chinese-bought and paid for movies. No Oscars, no Emmys, no Grammies.


We're gonna need a new "entertainment establishment".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (Y5fDH)

350 All these comments and no one axed does she bleach her butthole?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (W/Wwi)

351 There actually was 40 acres and a mule.

In many cases failed to pay taxes and became share croppers on the land.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (Y274z)

352 Shaving your pu**y and neglecting your armpits is a bit like guys shaving their heads and growing a beard.
Posted by: pawn at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (e/E1t)

I'm no expert, but I don't believe that that is a full year of neglected armpit hair growth at all. A cat goes from naked to full fluff in less than that time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (eoQWY)

353 300 Spot on Jen. Satellite radio via Bose has increased our Classic Country and Bluegrass listening enjoyment.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 15, 2021 04:30 PM (+ldAm)

That is another channel I've been listening . Bluegrass. The different instruments and the talent and practice to play them is inspiring. Plus the lyrics about simple but importing things and events are interesting.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:34 PM (TVyJV)

354 TV Trivia: Race Bannon also worked secretly behind the scenes for four years to get "Johnny Quest" cancelled.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (Ndje9)

it was only on for one year.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

355 although the numbers are expected to climb a bit when adjustments are made for time zones.

I've got this.

Posted by: "Dr." Michael Mann and the Hockey-Stick-Omatic at March 15, 2021 04:35 PM (h5TKJ)

356 If you were ever in Europe, gals with hairy armpits wasn't uncommon. It was that way 30 years ago anyway. No idea if attitudes on that have changed.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (NdpBS)

They compensated by being topless at the beaches.

Posted by: Count de Monet BTM and Super de Duper Straight at March 15, 2021 04:35 PM (4I/2K)

357 >>How long before performers show up with bones through their noses and such?


Eh, have you seen Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video?
NSFW, obviously...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

358 The biggest part of the appeal of awards shows in the past was that if offered the audience a RARE glimpse at the biggest actresses and actors and musicians.
Nowadays with social media , there is no mystique.

And the Grammy's have always been a joke. I don't believe Led Zeppelin or The Rolling Stones --to name just two--EVER won a Grammy--I mean a meaningful Grammy
for one of their albums.

Now it's just Beyonce and Taylor Swift taking turns

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2021 04:35 PM (HrMC1)

359 I'm no expert, but I don't believe that that is a full year of neglected armpit hair growth at all. A cat goes from naked to full fluff in less than that time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (eoQWY)
++++
I dunno. I have never shaved my pits and yet I don't have hair coming out the bottom of my shirt. I think it has some maximum length.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Jsjd7)

360 Plus the lyrics about simple but importing things and events are interesting.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:34 PM (TVyJV)


Just don't try combining all the titles into one son

Posted by: Robert Earl Keen at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (jOcSX)

361 354 TV Trivia: Race Bannon also worked secretly behind the scenes for four years to get "Johnny Quest" cancelled.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 15, 2021 04:32 PM (Ndje9)

it was only on for one year.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

That makes his commitment all the more impressive.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

362 American pop culture is fouler than the manure lagoon on a pig farm
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 04:30 PM (iTXRQ)
.........

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Disco at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

363 I effectively watch hockey - college abd NHL. Most everything else I ignore, especially Hollywood. I'll never see another film in a theater.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (qoNQ/)

364
Good Lord, that actually ruined lesbian scissor porn. Cardi B and Thunder Thighs actually ruined it. Nothing remotely sexy about that. It would be more fun to watch two pigs wrestle in the mud.

And this song, "Wet Ass Pussy". Does that mean wet-ass pussy, or wet ass-pussy? The latter being what Bill Kristol and co would call their manginas.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Mzdiz)

365 359 I'm no expert, but I don't believe that that is a full year of neglected armpit hair growth at all. A cat goes from naked to full fluff in less than that time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:33 PM (eoQWY)
++++
I dunno. I have never shaved my pits and yet I don't have hair coming out the bottom of my shirt. I think it has some maximum length.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Jsjd7)

This theory makes sense, but this brings up the question of why we've never thought of it before.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

366 armpit hair has an evolutionary purpose- to prevent chafing

but since we aren't proto-humans roaming the savannah anymore, it's nice when ladies shave

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (iTXRQ)

367 I was watching Scooby Doo and the Globe Trotters and Shag and Scooby said thier prayers before bed, I was sad to sad I was shocked and so saddened because that wouldn't happen. They would visit their best Friend's house with his two Dads today, oh wait that really happened on the Load House. Modern Cartoons are GARBAGE. I like Anime because at least they show team work and how Hard Work pays off. I really love Yowamushi Pedal, kid has no friends but finds friends through the bike club. I like how Characters grow.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (dKiJG)

368 You show me yours and i'll show you mine.
Besides in a few years we'll own the grammies too so you can stay home and pout. And shave your hoohas. Whatever

Posted by: Katelyn at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (Y274z)

369 356
They compensated by being topless at the beaches.



Yes. Yes they did.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (NdpBS)

370 I too last watched when Jethro Tull won. I remember thinking there's no flutes in metal!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (kTF2Z)

371 >>>photobucket.com user = bifbewalski.

Says no results found...some of the Horde know how to post pictures and send links but I am not that guy - wish I was...but I'd like to see all the Horde's and Hordlings' art stuff - I'd really love it. Some of us like bifbewalski have talented prodigy.

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (w2LAm)

372 231 (*Edited for Pixy*)

I haven't listened to Top 40 radio in decades.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Stealth Account at March 15, 2021 04:16 PM (nBNUK)

-------------------------------

Every Saturday morning, the local Oldies station plays American Top 40 with Casey Kasem from the 80s. I listen to it on my morning donut run.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 15, 2021 04:37 PM (CAJOC)

373 Broadcast and cable viewership is down, but yet they still have advertisers?

Why? It's not about advertising any more, it's about shoving their woke corp propaganda down the throats of EVERYONE.

/coming soon to a streaming service near you

Posted by: shibumi at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (tjZg/)

374 358 Good point.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (TVyJV)

375 On another topic, perhaps more unsettling...

https://tinyurl.com/uy4wntvb

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (MkuC5)

376 Bring back Janet Jackson and her wardrobe malfunction, tis the height of decorum compared to this skank-fest.

Camile Paglia was correct.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (XQrf/)

377 I haven't watched an award ceremony in at least 20 years

Posted by: CN at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (ONvIw)

378 How long before performers show up with bones through their noses and such?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:26 PM
........

Plates in their lips are a nice touch.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

379 Savannah = ghetto

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 04:38 PM (Y274z)

380 The Fuzzy-Wuzzies of New Guinea have more redeeming features

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 04:39 PM (XQrf/)

381 364:Does that mean wet-ass pussy, or wet ass-pussy?


Or an STD of some sort. They should go to a clinic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:39 PM (NdpBS)

382 I dunno. I have never shaved my pits and yet I don't have hair coming out the bottom of my shirt. I think it has some maximum length.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Jsjd7)

This theory makes sense, but this brings up the question of why we've never thought of it before.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

Length is controlled by how often a new hair pushes out the old ones. Plus curl.

My head hair has a bit of curl when it is long that makes it seem about the same length for a while, then it gives way under the strain and is way too long all at once.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (eoQWY)

383 Man, I hope they don't make shaving pits and legs illegal. I might have to just burn mine off. Cannot stand leg and pit hair.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (TqblR)

384 Anyone here ever listened to Billie Eilish. I heard of her and decided to watch a video. Wow. Its just mumble mumble mumble and looking frumpy.

Posted by: Andrew at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (zRR8c)

385 Hmm.

Remember when art was something that uplifted and inspired?

I must be getting too far from 29.

Posted by: Emmie at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (ofYez)

386 What am i? A cheap floozie ho in a lunch meat dress?

Posted by: Lady Gaga at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (Y274z)

387 Armpit hair OK, but her tattoos are repulsive.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (qpX6U)

388 I have no idea who Meghan Three Stallion is either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (VP4Cd)

389 I listen to it on my morning donut run.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You run to the donut shop? You'd better walk on the way home or you'll spill your coffee.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 04:41 PM (Rvt88)

390 Back in the '60's and '70's people like Mick Jagger and David Bowie gave older people the vapors because of their gender-bending and -wink-wink-sexual androgyny, but Mick Jagger and David Bowie created great music--and over a long period of time.

Now you get all the sex and trash and that's all there is and the music sucks

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2021 04:41 PM (HrMC1)

391 I'm parody!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 15, 2021 04:41 PM (Y274z)

392
Notice Bill Burr's Silence.

Bill Burr is who we thought he was. A simp for the Industry.

Because if the attacks on him and his wife didn't spur an immediate and sharp response from him, he's a cuck on his knees.

Indeed, I expect him to apologize soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:41 PM (Mq/p1)

393 Oh well, Gresham's Law applied to TV's wasteland, to paraphrase, "Bad TV shows push out Good ones."

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:42 PM (pO7gM)

394 384 Anyone here ever listened to Billie Eilish. I heard of her and decided to watch a video. Wow. Its just mumble mumble mumble and looking frumpy.
Posted by: Andrew at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (zRR8c)

She is doing the new BOND theme and it's BORING, put it on it you want to sleep and yeah she mumbles

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:42 PM (dKiJG)

395
Also, remember, it's not "canceling," they say.

It's Consequencing, they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:42 PM (Mq/p1)

396 385 Hmm.

Remember when art was something that uplifted and inspired?

I must be getting too far from 29.
Posted by: Emmie at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (ofYez)

...

I just re-listened to Selling England by the Pound for the first time in awhile. They have one use of the word "hell" and it's super sotto-voce.

1973. This is Genesis who were willing to push the envelope performing in all sorts of giddy-up costumes, but were very careful about swearing on an album.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 15, 2021 04:42 PM (yL25O)

397 390 Back in the '60's and '70's people like Mick Jagger and David Bowie gave older people the vapors because of their gender-bending and -wink-wink-sexual androgyny, but Mick Jagger and David Bowie created great music--and over a long period of time.

Now you get all the sex and trash and that's all there is and the music sucks
Posted by: JoeF.



I miss the subtlety of AC/DC and ZZ Top.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:43 PM (NdpBS)

398 Anyone here ever listened to Billie Eilish. I heard of her and decided to watch a video. Wow. Its just mumble mumble mumble and looking frumpy.
Posted by: Andrew at March 15, 2021 04:40 PM (zRR8c)

Once. I watched a seriously disturbed young person cawing like a crow and I was concerned how it would end in her video. Was waiting for the razor blades to appear.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:43 PM (TVyJV)

399 https://bit.ly/3lkOgYn

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:43 PM (yQpMk)

400 I was just the warm up act. Stop laughing. I dressed like that in high school. It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Posted by: Cpl. Klinger at March 15, 2021 04:43 PM (Y274z)

401 Most artist just art. Art then life.

Others or maybe just another time when Life is first then art.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:44 PM (6xjA0)

402 It's weird. Half of America isn't there target audience (maybe more) and the other half isn't buying their shit either.

Glub glub goes the Titanic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 04:44 PM (Q87rR)

403 >>Anyone here ever listened to Billie Eilish. I heard of her and decided to watch a video. Wow. Its just mumble mumble mumble and looking frumpy.

She was this cute, precotious California kid who made youtube videos of herself and her brother singing songs, playing various instruments (parents are professional musicians). Then she gets a record contract and turns into that freakshow emo goth girl who whispers really dark lyrics (demonsic/satanc-type stuff). Sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVVN1fmUjXM

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:44 PM (bDqIh)

404 This kind of puts Bill Burr's little crack about feminists freaking out into perspective huh?

One throwaway line and they're freaking out while this crap is going on???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

405
How I long for a Mad Max world right now...

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:45 PM (Mq/p1)

406 Billie is the kind of girl you find outside a dive bar puking up Xanax after one too many White Russians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (Q87rR)

407 Foul. Across the board foul. What degenerates we have representing "pop culture."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (O+I8R)

408 I have a sudden urge to listen to The Girl From Iponema. Astrid something. To the YouTube....

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (45fpk)

409 Even Madonna--who is probably more responsible than any one individual for how trashy the music business is--made her rep on some fluffy, but well-produced and enjoyable SONGS, with melodies and hooks

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (HrMC1)

410 405
How I long for a Mad Max world right now...
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:45 PM (Mq/p1)

=========

It's the fashion style, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

411 395
Also, remember, it's not "canceling," they say.

It's Consequencing, they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer



Yea, and I'm sure that Robespierre never thought that guillotine would come for him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (NdpBS)

412 Now that I am done with the move part of moving and am unpacking, I have a ton of boxes, leftover plastic wrap, moving blankets, etc. I don't want any of it, but a lot of it is reusable. If I put it all up on Craigslist once I finish, will I get any takers or is "once-used moving supplies" weird and no one will want it? It's a couple of hundred bucks' worth of stuff and I'd much rather it get reused than throw it away...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (Jsjd7)

413 "The performance oozed sexiness as Cardi and Megan writhed, twerked and grinded together on a huge bed."

Gosh; That sounds great./s.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (VP4Cd)

414 Pop culture is a one way street.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (Q87rR)

415
It's the fashion style, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That and the violence.

Sweet, sweet wanton violence.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (Mq/p1)

416 This kind of puts Bill Burr's little crack about feminists freaking out into perspective huh?

One throwaway line and they're freaking out while this crap is going on???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

Where did you get the idea that feminists cared about women?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

417 It's the fashion style, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

the cars

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

418 Postmodern deconstruction does this on purpose, to everything. Take everything created with the help of the spark of divinity God put in each human being, marginalize and demonize it, and replace it with something that has absolutely no soul. The icing on the cake is that to have success, you'll have to pretend that the soulless atrocity has beauty.

Posted by: Oldstoke at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM (sb+Cg)

419 "The performance oozed sexiness as Cardi and Megan writhed, twerked and grinded together on a huge bed."

Whatever it was that oozed, it wasn't sexiness.

Carly Simon on the cover of No Secrets oozed sexiness.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM (HrMC1)

420 409 Blues Travelers made a hit out of just that sort of MTV exploitation where the music is secondary to the distractions.
The Hook
https://tinyurl.com/3dwfy3x7

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM (pO7gM)

421 How I long for a Mad Max world right now...


I just want a flamethowing bass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM (yQpMk)

422
Where'd they get all the gasoline?

The Walking Dead always have plenty of gas and car batteries, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM (Mq/p1)

423 That stage is just FILLED with "Female Empowerment".

PS: Has the TransRights army descended on the Grammys yet and called them out for ONLY having Male/Female categories?

Posted by: SaveFarris at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (WNLmS)

424 If armpit hair is en Vogue then does that mean it's full Amazon down below??

Curious. I've been out of the dating pool for a while now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (Q87rR)

425 Shiny and chrome

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

426 what a total piece of crap culture. the results are exactly what I would expect them to be.

Posted by: x4 at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (oA+QO)

427 406 Billie is the kind of girl you find outside a dive bar puking up Xanax after one too many White Russians.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (Q87rR)


Such a waste, man.

Posted by: The Dude at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (PiwSw)

428 I'm not saying this sarcastically, but sincerely: Is it possible that all the good art has already been made? There are only so many possible combinations of notes and words you can make.

Same with books, paintings, movies, whatever.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (FJYfm)

429 Eilish has some entertaining songs. It's bubble gum. Musically, it's uncomplicated/unsophisticated. And she's not a good singer. But it still beats a lot of her competition hands down (a low bar).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (H5knJ)

430 the cars
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

Phoebe Cates

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (jvt6t)

431 412 Joe, if you know someone involved in Ebay shipping places, they might take it. I know for a fact that Ebayers reuse a lot of their shipping materials.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (pO7gM)

432 Where'd they get all the gasoline?


I think the third brother made it. Not the milk guy or the bullet farmer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (yQpMk)

433 Do the crab walk!

Posted by: Cardi B at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

434 The digital only crowd will never enjoy the mysteries hidden in old books. Just dug out my copy of Walden, which is a nice hardback reprint. The inscription reads "Kimberly, I love you every moment of every day with all of my heart." From Stevey, December 1999. I suspect she dumped him and was pissed about getting the book for Christmas. I wonder if she ever found the pressed flowers at the back.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (YynYJ)

435 I just want a flamethowing bass.

But I'm still working on the sharks with laser-beams attached to their heads!

wait, what?

Posted by: scientist in volcanic lair at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (h5TKJ)

436 Megan Three Stallion? Three at once?
Posted by: MCPR at March 15, 2021 04:24 PM


I was born too soon.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (DMUuz)

437 Say something about my hips now, assholes.

Posted by: Elvis at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (Q87rR)

438 418 Oldstoke, well said.

Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:50 PM (pO7gM)

439 >> The performance oozed sexiness

No, it did not. It oozed, but not sexiness. What it oozed was what some puss-filled abscess would.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 04:51 PM (Mzdiz)

440 I think the third brother made it. Not the milk guy or the bullet farmer.


The guy with the fake nose.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 15, 2021 04:51 PM (DjiZK)

441 Wet Ass Pussy is featured on the Grammys.

When women treat their pussy like a rental car, it's empowering. When men do so, it's rape. But possibly not rape-rape. You'll need to consult an expert like Whoopie.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 04:22 PM (H5knJ)


From this post I am concluding that this "diversity" business is just not working out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

442 There are only so many possible combinations of notes and words you can make.
No, but it is harder to make good art then it is to spend some quality time on the casting couch with the director/producer/Speaker of the House of California.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (qlFIA)

443 All the decent people have stopped watching, so now they are free to cater entirely to the remaining audience.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (TIEIK)

444 428 I'm not saying this sarcastically, but sincerely: Is it possible that all the good art has already been made? There are only so many possible combinations of notes and words you can make.

Same with books, paintings, movies, whatever.
Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (FJYfm)

========

No.

We've been mining the same stories, plots, and character types since Ancient Greece. It's all just variations on some basic ideas, themes, and personality traits, and if we could still be making new great art in the 20th century at all, humanity will find a way to make new, great art in the 35th century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

445 I've seen smaller thighs on a Brontosaurus.
Posted by: garrett

And larger brains.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (GYqYy)

446 340 Shaving your pu**y and neglecting your armpits
Posted by: pawn at March 15, 2021 04:31 PM (e/E1t)

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (LWu6U)

447 No, it did not. It oozed, but not sexiness. What it oozed was what some puss-filled abscess would.
That's hot.

Posted by: Nurgle at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (qlFIA)

448 I just want a flamethowing bass.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Largemouth ?

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (arJlL)

449 Joe, if you know someone involved in Ebay shipping places, they might take it. I know for a fact that Ebayers reuse a lot of their shipping materials.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 04:49 PM (pO7gM)
++++
I'll see if I can find one if I can't give the stuff away otherwise. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (Jsjd7)

450 I just want a flamethowing bass.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:48 PM


Would you settle for a talking one?

Posted by: Billy Big Mouth at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM (DMUuz)

451 So if you are not oversexed then you are a pervert. And you will have to go door to door in your community with your decapitated dick tied to your collar saying that you should not let grown women frolic about your home.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:53 PM (6xjA0)

452 Cardi B's 2021 Grammys performance gets X-rated with stripper pole dancing
The performance oozed sexiness as Cardi and Megan writhed, twerked and grinded together on a huge bed.


Everybody involved in producing or "performing" this should be executed. Hell, everybody who watched it even should be executed too.

Because, well, just because.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:53 PM (YqDXo)

453 Most of the people who were at this show will likely be dead by their own hands, or someone they know, before they're 40. Or soon there after.

Not sure how tragic that would be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 04:53 PM (3H9h1)

454 Where is he audience going:

Internet porn

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (XmV7U)

455 No net loss for team SuperStraight.


Team Brillo Pits drafts a new player.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (EERbD)

456 435 I just want a flamethowing bass.

But I'm still working on the sharks with laser-beams attached to their heads!

wait, what?
Posted by: scientist in volcanic lair



Channel catfish with nukes?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (NdpBS)

457 Hell, everybody who watched it even should be executed too.

Oh, how you say...shit?

Posted by: Some poor foreign exchange student from Botswana who is watching it with her host family at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (qlFIA)

458 453 Most of the people who were at this show will likely be dead by their own hands, or someone they know, before they're 40. Or soon there after.

Not sure how tragic that would be.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 04:53 PM (3H9h1)

Well they could've lived better lives than they did. Think of all that wasted potential.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (Zm+LZ)

459 Goldfinger: cheaters never prosper.

Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (Y274z)

460 >I'm not saying this sarcastically, but sincerely: Is it possible that all the good art has already been made?

I think so
Michelangelo, Rembrandt, Beethoven... you see anything new out there that compares?


Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (iTXRQ)

461 I believe X-Hamster has standards, and those skanks wouldn't make the cut.

Yuck.

As for the dwindling audience that the Networks and TV in general are facing, Get Woke, Go Broke. Nobody is watching your shit. Mainly because it's, well, shit.

I can remember bumperstickers back in the day that said "Kill Your TV!" We can't use the ax, sadly, but we can all strangle the damned thing to death by turning it off and keeping it that way.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (cjlB3)

462 Also it's very much worth having a look around

Vigilantcitizen.com

To learn what the symbolism means. Hint: the surface stuff is yucky. The hidden stuff is worse.

And once you see the one-eye photos you'll realize that they are everywhere.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (TIEIK)

463 Inmates of the primate enclosure at the zoo can't figure out why they're in stir, and these lower primates are walking around free.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

464 I"m guessing that because the campaigns to stop this stuff never resulted in anything positive happening, there will be little pushback from normal people on this. As was stated upthread, everyone decent stopped watching, so they can simply cater to the degenerate crowd no matter how small.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (TVyJV)

465 Internet porn
Didn't one of the Euro countries start trying to ban this again? Someone should ask Tipper Gore how well that worked.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (qlFIA)

466 Bunch of third rate wh*res.

When you are outclassed by the current crop of pron queens in manners and civility you have serious f*cking problems as an industry.

F*ck these people.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (Lzpvj)

467 443 All the decent people have stopped watching, so now they are free to cater entirely to the remaining audience.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 04:52 PM


This is true.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (W2Pud)

468 >>There are only so many possible combinations of notes and words you can make.


The music industry has turned songwriting into a production line, so you won't get much originality from most of their artists. They have a formula for pop songs.

Check out Rick Beato's youtube channel (hat tip to someone here for linking him a while back). Love his "what makes this song great." His love for music is infectious.

https://tinyurl.com/f5jvcrpk

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:56 PM (bDqIh)

469 Well they could've lived better lives than they did. Think of all that wasted potential.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 15, 2021 04:54 PM (Zm+LZ)


Potential for what? Crime? Venereal disease? Both?

These are people whose only accomplishment at the end of their lives will be having turned food into shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 15, 2021 04:56 PM (YqDXo)

470 If a tree in a forest kills all the other trees in the forest does the media make a noise?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (6xjA0)

471 Riley Keough Is Married To The Doof Warrior

https://bit.ly/3rUD8DR

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (yQpMk)

472 Compound Media, Video Podcasts of Comedians very anti PC and Anti Biden. In Hot Water will actually make fun of Biden

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (dKiJG)

473 You know, if you'd have told me 20 years ago that I'd see children walking the streets of our Texas towns with green hair and bones in their noses, I just flat-out wouldn't have believed you.

Signs and wonders. But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to follow.

Posted by: No Country for Old Men at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (V4K2K)

474 Vigilantcitizen.com
I think this guy might be taking this stuff a bit far down the rabbit hole, but then again you have Slate discussing the positives of the Church of Satan and Hollywood semi-openingly celebrating pedophilia so what do I know.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (qlFIA)

475 I'm just relieved to know that DHS is using kinder, gentler Puddinhead tear gas in Portland instead of that nasty, authoritarian Trump tear gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2021 04:58 PM (sWM8x)

476 465 Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 04:55 PM (qlFIA)

They are laying the groundwork to alter the very epistemology of the thinking of the "internet."

Essentially to enforce this sh*t the EUnuchs and soon our own government will need to monitor every connection all the time.

It is coming, I cannot wait for all OF THE "RETARD CURIOUS" idiotarians to see the chickens come home to roost when we pron is banned, games are turned into only agitprop for the volk woke etc etc

At the end of the day freedom of thought has at best about 12-20 years.

Enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2021 04:58 PM (Lzpvj)

477 And this is progress?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2021 04:58 PM (Zmnko)

478 Signs and wonders. But I think once you quit hearing "sir" and "ma'am," the rest is soon to follow.
Posted by: No Country for Old Men


"It's the tide. It's the dismal tide. It's not the one thing."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (LWu6U)

479 Check out Rick Beato's youtube channel (hat tip to someone here for linking him a while back). Love his "what makes this song great." His love for music is infectious.

https://tinyurl.com/f5jvcrpk

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2021 04:56 PM (bDqI

The thing about Rick is that he will fanboi all over a song, then pick up a guitar and play the guitar parts note for note...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, with scissors and a razor for the overly hirsuite at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

480 Vigilantcitizen.com
I think this guy might be taking this stuff a bit far down the rabbit hole, but then again you have Slate discussing the positives of the Church of Satan and Hollywood semi-openingly celebrating pedophilia so what do I know.


Posted by: 18-1 at

*

I don't subscribe to everything, but it's worth being aware and deciding based on the information.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (TIEIK)

481 "Check out Rick Beato's youtube channel (hat tip to someone here for linking him a while back). Love his "what makes this song great." His love for music is infectious."


Also check out BBC's interview with Jimmy Page on the writing of "Stairway to Heaven." Available on You Tube.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (m/Gc2)

482

Nood Cuomocide

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (Mq/p1)

483 473 Posted by: No Country for Old Men at March 15, 2021 04:57 PM (V4K2K)

Of course the sheriff is corrected by his uncle and reminded that the batsh*t have always been among us.

We just did not used to put them in charge of the culture.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2021 04:59 PM (Lzpvj)

484 I don't care, it's all psychobabble rap to me.

https://tinyurl.com/yxleo6e2


Posted by: A. Parsons at March 15, 2021 05:00 PM (ufFY8)

485 NOOD Cuomo, the murdery one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 05:00 PM (H5knJ)

486 I'm not saying this sarcastically, but sincerely: Is it possible that all the good art has already been made? There are only so many possible combinations of notes and words you can make.

Same with books, paintings, movies, whatever.




I have a theory. Art is inspired by hard times in life. Most hardships in modern day life is contrived. Therefore, there is nothing to draw true inspiration from. What little true art that is created is ruined by politics.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 15, 2021 05:00 PM (TqblR)

487
I just want a flamethowing bass.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Guten tag.

Posted by: Rammstein at March 15, 2021 05:00 PM (n+4am)

488 Wet ass pussy was the signature name of my last boss who couldn't make a
decision, had no education, and was completely blind of the fact that
his 6th grade education may have been the reason he never performed in
anyway beyond a 1970s sense of usefulness.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2021 05:01 PM (03n3v)

489 I think the audience for all entertainment is disappearing

today's youth- tomorrow's consumers- aren't into 'in person' entertainment like theater and sports. They experience the world entirely thru their smartphones.

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 05:01 PM (iTXRQ)

490 I think some Vegetable Admin. nominee from NC is a Rev. Wright fan, so crude racism is definitely the new black, or not so new.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 05:01 PM (rs3zF)

491 Check out Rick Beato's youtube channel (hat tip to someone here for linking him a while back). Love his "what makes this song great." His love for music is infectious."

*

There's an article from a couple of years ago that is worth searching for, too.

Every hit song is written by a panel and decided on by two guys.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 05:01 PM (TIEIK)

492 486 Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 15, 2021 05:00 PM (TqblR)

Luckily Tyrone and the Chinese are going to make sure the majority of America is turning out inspirational sh*t then.

Posted by: sven at March 15, 2021 05:01 PM (Lzpvj)

493 It's the fashion style, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 15, 2021 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

Maybe clothes fashion - but Mad Max's Darwinist theory on how the smartest, strongest should live? Not hardly...

At least the crazies in the Mad Max movies had to follow the Gods of the Copybook Headings teachings in order to get that sweet, sweet tanker of gas...

Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 05:02 PM (w2LAm)

494 RE: MSM Losing Ratings

They.
Don't.
Care.

It's just fish just swimming over to different nets, which they already own or soon will.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 15, 2021 05:02 PM (RGRIY)

495 I've been playing CyberPunk 2077 which is set in a future city that is obsessed with power, crime, body modification and sex. It's a very dark world that I think we could find ourselves in without a deus ex machina.

Posted by: Usedtocould at March 15, 2021 05:02 PM (LRa30)

496 all TV is BET now.

Posted by: x4 at March 15, 2021 05:03 PM (oA+QO)

497 You could hook up one of Elon's "Not A Flamethrower"'s to the back of that bass.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 05:05 PM (1R/n6)

498 Not that I give a flying fuck about the Grammys anyway, but why is Tamika Mallory even there in the first place?

Posted by: radar at March 15, 2021 05:05 PM (3Zp/H)

499 The best thing I can come up with is that they will not get an invitation to preform at the White House. If SCOAMF was there now, he would already have them booked for a private show.
So Yay Joe Biden? ? ?

Posted by: Picric at March 15, 2021 05:06 PM (3QnyK)

500 Cardi and Megan writhed, twerked and grinded together

Ground. For the love of all that's holy, what happened to education and writing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 15, 2021 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

501 BTW. Glad I missed it, I was doing something else like watching paint dry.

Posted by: Picric at March 15, 2021 05:11 PM (3QnyK)

502 I'll tell you where the viewers went:
online "free" sites.
(wink wink, nudge nudge)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 15, 2021 05:15 PM (wtvvX)

503 Liberals only want to see their point of view everywhere. I've been hanging out with like minded people. Having meals and sharing beers with good people. Happily mocking the world that's gone insane

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 15, 2021 05:24 PM (pB1UN)

504 Providing that fewer people are bothering to watch their rigged Award Shows

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 15, 2021 05:30 PM (FLiOE)

505 "Megan Thee Stallion" must be a little confused about what a stallion is...Unless of course, there's no confusion. In which case don't enlighten me

Posted by: azjaeger at March 15, 2021 05:30 PM (3/XaG)

506 Bring back Archie Bunker and George Jefferson. If they can grind their naughty bits they should be able to handle what it was like when we all made fun of each other.

Posted by: Linda Sina at March 15, 2021 05:35 PM (Yrvb3)

507 BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule!

Late to the party, but:

Prayers ascending for you both.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2021 05:37 PM (u82oZ)

508 I will be willowed, but. The audience is gone. I stream everything. My kids only watch YouTube gamers. This next generation will be totally gone from the networks. The kids only watch goofballs do trick shots (we love Dude Perfect) and seriously stupid drivel of people playing minecraft. They rarely watch anything with a storyline.

Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2021 05:37 PM (tUGnI)

509 Why don't they just move down here to the Abyss and keep going on with their parlor shows?
They're coming here anyways. Stop wasting other's money. We have plenty of treasure here.

Oh, can you get me Captain Kristol's direct number?

Posted by: Orcus at March 15, 2021 05:37 PM (FQ2t6)

510 See i knew AceHQ was sponsored by XHamster.


As for the Grammys, i'll sound like an old man yelling at clouds, but this shit isn't music, unless farting on a snare drum is now considered art. Even those who do "play" instruments don't actually play them, they just make faces while holding an instrument (I mean have you seen a Haim performance? They are honestly some of the worst shit you'll ever witness) The rest is either the same crap, or more equality awards (i dislike Taylir Swift, but at least she shows some talent)

Three best way to sum up this shit is by looking at Desert Seasons, a record filled with some of the greatest talent and best song writing was only nominated for record packaging design.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 15, 2021 05:39 PM (ROGJg)

511 337 Is an X-Hamster related to a Weasel?
Posted by: olddog in mo

Only if it tips your flesh.

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at March 15, 2021 05:54 PM (BdDfF)

512 option no. 2 'doing something else entirely'

I'm reading.

Posted by: Mary at March 15, 2021 06:03 PM (artIV)

513 backwards Boy....prayers are up....best my little heretic mind can do.....jasonj

Posted by: jasonj at March 15, 2021 06:03 PM (4Tpar)

514
Loudmouth Houston police chief Art Acevedo is moving to Miami.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 06:04 PM (mht8P)

515 The giant bed served to make the performers look the size of small children by comparison, and I strongly suspect that was the image the producers were going for.

Also the NY Post mentioned that Cardi B's two-year-old daughter probably hasn't heard "WAP" yet, but I strongly suspect that she hears it all the time, and is already learning the lyrics and the moves.

Also Bill Burr is Industry-owned and did exactly what he was told to do, which is inflame anger against white males.

Also Harry Styles dressed in humiliating clothing again, because since he took the ticket, that and posing with the one-eye symbol are things he must do.

I strongly suspect they all went out for pizza and a more *real* ceremony after the public ceremony.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 15, 2021 06:18 PM (OssQ4)

516 Streaming with specific audience friendly apps is where the audience went. No need to pay over $1000/year for a basket full of ATT TV Now crap.
Make your own Sling, Bling (collective progressive BS streaming apps)..

Posted by: Kurtz at March 15, 2021 06:39 PM (5/4zK)

517 For an act to be sexually titilating it usually requires the woman (or women) involved to be sexually desirable. There's nothing sexually desirable about either of these hard ridden skanks.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at March 15, 2021 09:34 PM (1b+5Z)

518 Dr. Faucci, " not enough social distance between those two Petri dishes.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 16, 2021 12:32 AM (RNoZj)

519 With fewer people bothering to watch their Award Shows

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 16, 2021 06:45 PM (FLiOE)

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