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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/14/21)
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Quote I “While taking a subject into custody, officers were forced to utilize pepper balls to disperse members of the crowd who were disorderly and surrounding officers. Several subjects have been detained. Two officers were injured and have been transported to the hospital.” Miami Beach Officer Ernesto Rodriguez
Quote II “We will continue to cite, arrest, and confiscate these illegal vehicles. Our public streets are no place to ride these vehicles. It is illegal and you can get seriously injured or worse." Mayor Domenic J. Sarno
Quote III
“If he came out and said, ‘Go and get vaccinated, it’s really important for your health. the health of your family, and the health of the country,’ it seems absolutely inevitable that the vast majority of people who are his close followers would listen to him.” Dr? Anthony Fauci
Quote IV
“Instead of hanging us, they’re shooting us">.”Kia Shaw
Quote V "There is no amount of money in the world that can take the place of the pain and the suffering that was caused emotionally, that was caused psychologically."Rev Michael Nabors, President of the Evanston NAACP
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ICYM Saturday's ONT........
Don't worry, this won't take away from the content...........
Major cities on the West Coast were among those seeing riots and protests Saturday night as demonstrators marked the one-year anniversary of Breonna Taylor’s death in a police raid in Louisville, Kentucky. Several U.S. cities were beset by riots and protests on Saturday night as demonstrators marked the one-year anniversary of the death of Taylor in Louisville, Kentucky. Los Angeles, Portland, and Seattle saw protests and clashes between crowds of people and police. Rioters threw rocks at police officers in Hollywood and smashed store windows, according to reports and footage published from the scene. Videos showed riot police at the intersection of Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street. A video uploaded to Twitter showed a demonstrator appearing to jump on a police car as it drove away.
RIP Marvin Hagler.
The Bill, which passed what passes for a parliament on Thursday, is weaker than the one introduced but it is no less sinister. It is an authoritarian smash-and-grab on freedom of speech, extending the power of the state to regulate and punish expression far beyond consensus functions such as maintaining public order and deterring incitement to violence. The legislation creates a sweeping new offence of ‘stirring up hatred’. Liable for prosecution will be anyone who ‘behaves in a manner that a reasonable person would consider to be threatening, abusive or insulting’ — or communicates such material — if he or she ‘intends to stir up hatred against a group of persons based on the group being defined by reference to race, colour, nationality (including citizenship), or ethnic or national origins’, or if ‘a reasonable person would consider the behaviour or the communication of the material to be likely to result in hatred being stirred up against such a group’.
The following is for managers who have to approve expense reports.
A local Toronto restaurant is making things easier for those looking to expense lunch by naming various menu items after office supplies. Good Fortune Burger has begun offering #RECEATS, their renamed menu items disguised as a number of common office tools. Their Fortune Burger has become the Basic Steel Stapler and Parm Fries are also known as CPU Wireless Mouse.
Here's the menu.
My President raises money for rescue dogs. Unlike the current resident of the White House who has an attack dog.
Donald Trump has used a surprise appearance at a Mar-a-Largo dog rescue fundraiser to proclaim that his daughter-in-law Lara Trump will run for senate. The former president delighted attendees at the event - held Friday night for Big Dog Ranch Rescue - as he took to the stage for an impromptu speech, which was shared to Twitter by journalist T.A. Walker. 'I didn't exactly prepare for this, but I was walking by, and I heard everyone screaming,' Trump was seen telling the crowd as they broke into rapturous applause.
Sure, sure. Blame it the Mrs.
A vicar has become an online sensation after a Zoom filter blunder accidentally turned him into one of the Blues Brothers during a live-streamed church service. Reverend Vaughan Roberts, 62, proved he really is on a Mission from God after the mishap left him resembling Joliet Jake Blues from the hit 1980 movie. Footage shows Rev Roberts welcoming the online congregation at St Mary’s Church, Warwick, wearing a black fedora hat and sunglasses on his face. The video has been viewed thousands of times online, but Rev Roberts managed to see the funny side.
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Imagine seeing this on a stroll. Pretty awesome. H/T Hrothgar
There are only so many polite words that come to mind when one spots a ship apparently hovering above the ocean during a stroll along the English coastline. David Morris, who captured the extraordinary sight on camera, declared himself “stunned” when he noticed a giant tanker floating above the water as he looked out to sea from a hamlet near Falmouth in Cornwall. The effect is an example of an optical illusion known as a superior mirage. Such illusions are reasonably common in the Arctic but can also happen in UK winters when the atmospheric conditions are right, though they are very rare.
The old story of, "I have good news and I have bad news." The good news? Google may be slapped with a huge judgement. The bad news? Only the plaintiff attorneys will receive substantial compensation.
Google must face $5B lawsuit over tracking private internet use, judge rules
Judge finds tech giant didn't notify users their data could still be collected in incognito mode.
'To paraphrase Harry Truman, if you want a friend in politics, get a dog.'
We’ve all heard the phrase “rats jumping off a sinking ship.” But it’s rare we get a chance to watch the action in real time. As Cuomo’s death march to political oblivion gains steam, a plethora of high ranking aides, many female, are still getting paid but are not bothering to show up for work. And they’re not hiding the fact, but leaking it to friendly media. They don’t want to get splattered with the gore of Cuomo’s final days in office and are acting accordingly.
Let us take a look at the following. Currently slobbering, sun-setting, paste eating Uncle Joe Biden is the current White House resident. We all know that Kamala "The San Francisco Headhunter" is next in line to move in. So just why oh why is Meghan Markle making 2024 waves? If you are going to grift, go big or stay home. I'm surprised she isn't leading Bill Kristol around by a leash.
Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex, is reportedly “networking” with top leaders of the Democratic Party and mulling a run for U.S. president in 2024. The report, which came in the Daily Mail, cites an unnamed British Labour Party official. “The Blairite, internationalist and Democratic party networks are buzzing with talk about Meghan’s political ambitions and potential backers,” the anonymous source told the U.K. paper. “During the US election last year they levelled a thinly veiled attack on Donald Trump by urging voters to ‘reject hate speech,’ which a spokesperson for the couple described as ‘a call for decency.’ Trump himself declared that he was ‘not a fan’ of Meghan, 39,” said the paper.Bring it Bitch.
Remember when anti-gun activist David Hogg woke up one day and decided to start a pillow company to keep up with Mike Lindell’s popular MyPillow because Lindell supports Trump? Or did you forget all about it? If so, I’m sure you’re not alone. Watching Hogg try to launch his pillow company, called Good Pillow, was like being forced to watch a train wreck, as his public pleas for ideas and suggestions felt more like desperate cries for help than legitimate crowdsourcing. Yet the patheticness of it all didn’t matter to the media. As PJM’s Megan Fox reported last month, Hogg’s pillow company, despite being in the embryonic stage of development, (they didn’t even have a logo yet) was getting free publicity from the Washington Post. In fact, Hogg’s partner made a public appeal for a “top tier” graphic designer to design the company’s logo for a mere $200 and in less than two hours for WaPo’s forthcoming feature story, which was published February 9.
Born on this day: 14 Mar 1933
American record producer, composer and musician Quincy Jones. He is known for his 1962 tune 'Soul Bossa Nova' and later scored the 1978 US No.1 single 'Stuff Like That'. Jones has a record 79 Grammy Award nominations and was the producer of three albums by Michael Jackson, Off The Wall, Bad and Thriller which has now sold more than 65 million copies worldwide. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 14 Mar 2011
Ronnie Hammond, the lead singer of The Atlanta Rhythm Section, died of heart failure at the age of 60. He led the band to two Billboard Top Ten hits, 'So Into You' in 1977 and 'Imaginary Lover' in 1978. via thisdayinmusic.com
Not wearing a mask and the philosophy of "piss on it", earns a Genius Award Winner.
A Colorado man accused of disrupting an Alaska Airlines flight from Seattle to Denver by refusing to wear a mask and then standing up and urinating in the cabin faces a federal charge of interfering with a flight crew and attendants that carries a maximum term of 20 years in prison and a possible $250,000 fine. The FBI arrested 24-year-old Landon Grier of Canon City after the flight landed March 9, according to an affidavit filed in U.S. District Court in Denver.
Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day, helping out our animal friends.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 09:51 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 09:52 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 09:52 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 14, 2021 09:53 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2021 09:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 09:52 PM (UUBmN)
Is there a time you are happy with?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 14, 2021 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
Mishum set his clocks forward an hour and a half. He might be getting old.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 09:55 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
Mishum set his clocks forward an hour and a half. He might be getting old.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 09:55 PM
Might?
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 09:56 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 14, 2021 09:58 PM (WtshY)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at March 14, 2021 09:58 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 14, 2021 09:59 PM (ahKcb)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 14, 2021 10:00 PM (WtshY)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 09:52 PM (UUBmN)
Is there a time you are happy with?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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lol...
I'm just trained, I mean set in my ways...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
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Mishum set his clocks forward an hour and a half. He might be getting old.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 09:55 PM
Might?
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
Hmm.... *takes guess* you're only... 37 in hexadecimal.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 14, 2021 10:00 PM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 10:00 PM (5ugpO)
I'm just trained, I mean set in my ways...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
I believe with you, you are the trainer and not the trainee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, l'chaim at March 14, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at March 14, 2021 10:01 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Rvt88)
Or a previous president who ate dogs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2021 10:02 PM (AKJpt)
There was an expensive steakhouse that used to have a website called expenseasteak.com. You would enter the amount of your expensive meal and it would spit out 5 - 6 receipts that totaled up to that amount.
The website is dead now, but here's a brief article on it with a picture of their "product"
https://tinyurl.com/2hprb83b
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 10:03 PM (U1eOr)
The killers were played by Robert Blake and Scott Wilson. Wilson was smooth-talking ex-con Dick Hickock and I thought "Why is he so familiar?" Well he recently played deeply moral Herschel Greene on "The Walking Dead".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 14, 2021 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 10:03 PM (UUBmN)
pain and the suffering that was caused emotionally, that was caused
psychologically."
I'm glad that's been clarified, although I have heard this before on occasion and already knew this was the reality. Are you paying attention America? No I didn't think so.
Posted by: Ripley at March 14, 2021 10:03 PM (PTDkx)
Maybe they're teachers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BifBewalski - first loser! at March 14, 2021 10:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 10:04 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 14, 2021 10:05 PM (XYibV)
Posted by: Ripley
Every actuary in the country will claim otherwise.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 14, 2021 10:05 PM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: Ripley
Hey, America went bye-bye last November.
Didja wave bye-bye? 'Cause it's gone.
Once we start going down the rabbit hole of "reparations", there will be no end to it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 14, 2021 10:06 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Derek Zoolander at March 14, 2021 10:06 PM (WtshY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 14, 2021 10:06 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: wing at March 14, 2021 10:07 PM (JFzNN)
That photo up top is pure mountain summertime. Ahhh...
Love the tune behind the photo too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 14, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc9iO)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Rvt8
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I look at that and cringe, thinking about what would happen if someone actually did pull the trigger.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:08 PM (2SdPm)
Well, we know why. The Man Formerly Known as Prince was literally cut off financially by his father. *sob So all the campaign money will come in handy for the starving couple.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ripley at March 14, 2021 10:09 PM (PTDkx)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 14, 2021 10:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
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So, let me get this straight: The Prince has been both financially and physically neutered?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:09 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 10:09 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2021 10:10 PM (arJlL)
One of them said to me: Dad, you don't let us watch Big Time wrestling because you say it's fake. Right?
Me: Yes
Son: But this is real and the two guys are trying to kill each other and it's okay, right?
um. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:10 PM (Rvt88)
Thank you
Posted by: wing at March 14, 2021 10:10 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Miklos, l'chaim at March 14, 2021 10:01 PM
Maybe, cuz if'n I was sober an' all, I'da 'membered ta put the dagburn HTML 'bold' tags on openin' poast cuz Yiddish is just plain butt ugly without 'em!
!ערשטער vs !ערשטער
See the diff'rence?
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 10:11 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
"Where's the gun barrel ?"
"Ummm.....between 2 pillows"
"THOSE aren't PILLOWS !"
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)
If the Springfield PD side-by-side is not licensed for public roadways, does that mean the PD is using an illegal vehicle to apprehend riders of (illegal) dirt bikes? Seems kinda twisted if that is the case.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 14, 2021 10:12 PM (Dc9iO)
That photo up top is pure mountain summertime. Ahhh...
Love the tune behind the photo too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 14, 2021 10:07 PM (Dc9iO)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
"THOSE aren't PILLOWS !"
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)
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The muzzle blast out of the muzzle brake would probably just about take the guys legs off. And he might not have much of a face left to work with, either.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:13 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: blake
At a minimum, temporary deafness and possibly over pressure damage to the buttpod's eyes.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 10:14 PM (63Dwl)
Someone needs to explain to that dolt that top tier graphics designers already have jobs, and aren't in desperate need of $200. One of my nephews is a graphics designer. He has a nice job and doesn't need to moonlight.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Meh...just another dead white guy!///
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 14, 2021 10:15 PM (UUBmN)
Am I the only one who thinks there was an over consumption of alcohol involved here?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
If the Springfield PD side-by-side is not licensed for public roadways, does that mean the PD is using an illegal vehicle to apprehend riders of (illegal) dirt bikes? Seems kinda twisted if that is the case.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 14, 2021 10:12 PM (Dc9iO) "
2021 America* in a nutshell, though ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2021 10:16 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:14 PM (+lVUW)
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$200 bucks won't move the needle for a guy who's good at graphic design.
Maybe a first year student.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:17 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
He's not suspended from Valu-Rite Airlines.
Yet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Might not get my kids off the Xbox
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:18 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:19 PM (87oRe)
Most of the time we see them on back roads/trails but sometimes they're out on the main drag... which is a 2-lane 55MPH road through some pretty backwoods area.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 14, 2021 10:20 PM (3H9h1)
The picture of the "floating" ship is amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (Xih1H)
*thankyou, thankyouverymuch!*
Posted by: Tonypete
"That's not the butt end of the rifle."
"You have no idea."
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Yeah; the guy was doing his Charles Lindberg impression !
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (Xih1H)
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Remember, though, the leftists who inhabit the pages of the WaPo are an unforgiving lot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:22 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:23 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2021 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Dwayne at March 14, 2021 10:24 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 14, 2021 10:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:25 PM (kTF2Z)
I'd say drinks are on the house, but the HOA gets pissed when there's empty glasses on the roof Monday morning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:25 PM (SchxB)
"Strap all the harriers to the deck, and kick in the VTOL stuff, and look what you can do!"
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2021 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
Tried to convince him that his dad and mom had his best future interests at heart- not arguments that would sway a 14 yr old.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:26 PM (duS67)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 10:26 PM (A0Opy)
I especially like the comment about the GOP by Mr. Basura.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:26 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:25 PM (SchxB)
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Use the roof of the house of the neighbor who's out of town.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:27 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (Xih1H)
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Remember, though, the leftists who inhabit the pages of the WaPo are an unforgiving lot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:22 PM (2SdPm)
* * * *
Leftists are also known for being miserly and withholding payment. Unless the funds belong to the taxpayer...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at March 14, 2021 10:28 PM (Dc9iO)
Tell him private school girls are hotter. Visual guides that confirm this can be used at your own risk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)
That floating ship is proof the earth is flat!
Posted by: Flat Earth Society at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ... at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (uEbPt)
Once again Teh Horde comes through with a brilliant solution.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (YG9Eb)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: ... at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (uEbPt)
Even if she is awful, she can't be any worse than the professional whores who walk the hallways of the capital
SPITS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adPXDTvADD0
"What's my size?! Why don't you ask me about my accomplishments?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 14, 2021 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:21 PM (Xih1H)
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Remember, though, the leftists who inhabit the pages of the WaPo are an unforgiving lot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I guess an image of Hogg being smothered with a pillow is out
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:31 PM (Xih1H)
Philadelphia Experiment. If you blow it up, you'll clearly see deck hands buried in the deck.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 14, 2021 10:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 14, 2021 10:33 PM (iaMtV)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (YG9Eb)
Beer!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2021 10:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: pookysgirl, always balancing a cat or two at March 14, 2021 10:33 PM (XKZwp)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
I'm laughing my ass off!!!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sal
When he's a senior, all his sisters friends wearing short plaid skirts will be hanging around. You need a bad uncle to slap the dumb out of him.
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:34 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:34 PM (2SdPm)
Why is that even controversial?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
Even if she is awful, she can't be any worse than the professional whores who walk the hallways of the capital
SPITS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
This this this
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: klaftern at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (RuIsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adPXDTvADD0
"What's my size?! Why don't you ask me about my accomplishments?"
That zipper idea is old. First saw that on some brand of jeans all the girls were crazy about in high school. Big difference being that those jeans came in sizes. Nice, tight, round sizes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Tell him private school girls are hotter. Visual guides that confirm this can be used at your own risk.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)
And.. I might do that were I not his elderly grandmother and it would be creepy...
Congrats on the Comment of the Week, btw.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:36 PM (duS67)
In every western country the biggest threat that the people face is their own government.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:37 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
Just get in line comrade citizen, your concerns will be noted in your file!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:37 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:28 PM (SchxB)
My high school boyfriend loved seeing me in my school uniform. Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (uEbPt)
Even if she is awful, she can't be any worse than the professional whores who walk the hallways of the capital
SPITS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Exactly. One of the best things about Trump is that he's not a professional politician. He said exactly what he thought, rather than spewing prewritten bull shit that had been reviewed and edited by handlers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Thanks. I think the prize is I finally get upgraded from wet cardboard to aluminum foil level membership.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
You know the blog rules, pics or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)
That's just how LBJ built up his war chest in the 50's and became the power he was as both majority and (short term) minority leader in the Senate. He got the big donors to give to him and he'd then send money to the candidates with a nice note "from Lyndon".
Worked great for him. I hope it works for DJT as well as LBJ
Posted by: Peter (Mriends call me Pete) Zah at March 14, 2021 10:39 PM (jPRqg)
Arrest a professor for calling for exterminating whiteness, arrest some tranny activist for harassing kids, etc.
If the judge releases him arrest him for something else and don't stop.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:39 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:39 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2021 10:34 PM (Xih1H)
Khakis and white polo shirts- not quite the same vibe.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:39 PM (duS67)
I learned a lot about different kinds of mirages when having an argument with a close family friend about the Columbia shuttle disaster. You see, we were both outside that morning in 2003 to watch the shuttle fly over the MS coast on its way to landing at Cape Canaveral. It never made it, as it broke up over northeastern TX/LA.
He claims he saw it break up from his front yard with his naked eyes; I saw nothing. When it began to break up, it was at about 240,000 feet and about 700 miles from here. I contended that there was no way he could clearly see the event unless there was a mirage of it, which didn't appear from my viewpoint 15 miles from his house. Oh well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2021 10:40 PM (F0YaR)
Why is that even controversial?
Posted by: 18-1
Post that on Nextdoor and a whole boatload of Karens will be screeching at you that you're SELFISH!
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2021 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
You know the blog rules, pics or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)
Well--I'll describe it to you: brown pleated skirt, white blouse with Peter Pan collar, brown knee socks, leather shoes, and a brown cardigan or bla-zer. And no make up or jewelry.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
We are going to need either a lot of spine transplants for the doddering incompetent pseudo-conservative politicians, or a totally new set of populist (citizen oriented) politicians before that happens!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:36 PM (duS67)
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You must be mistaken. Everyone here is 29. The ettes are all supermodels and the rons are a cross between Stallone and Schwarzenegger.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Contest?
I am sticking with my June 14 date, first proclaimed in late November. Before the Joan Roberts Supreme Court decided to suck CCP cock instead of doing their goddammmed job of supporting the Constitution.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (JZT2F)
You are making my mind's eye work overtime here, but so far so good!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:43 PM (87oRe)
power he was as both majority and (short term) minority leader in the
Senate. He got the big donors to give to him and he'd then send money to
the candidates with a nice note "from Lyndon".
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As much as I'd like to see it I don't see Trump running in 24, too old to go through that bullshit again. Do like Bronko Bama is doing and run the show from some place nice.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:43 PM (+ya+t)
You are making my mind's eye work overtime here, but so far so good!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:43 PM (87oRe)
Ha!
It was actually pretty hideous.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
But then I remember that love is stronger than death
Love you all. Goodnight
Posted by: Jmel at March 14, 2021 10:44 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:41 PM
That's hot...
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 10:44 PM (5ugpO)
It was actually pretty hideous.
Some women can put anything on and make the clothes look good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)
> Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
But your BF apparently disagreed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2021 10:46 PM (JZT2F)
It was actually pretty hideous.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
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I know hideous and it doesn't sound hideous at all.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 14, 2021 10:46 PM (2SdPm)
But your BF apparently disagreed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2021 10:46 PM (JZT2F)
He probably needed corrective lenses.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
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They misunderstood "poop chute".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 14, 2021 10:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 14, 2021 10:29 PM (nUhF0)
So far, eight Alaskans have died after getting vaccinated. 8. We don't have a lot of people. And out of that, 8 died.
No thanks. I'll wait until the death rate of the Chinese Virus outpaces the death rate of the vaccination.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:47 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: RokShox at March 14, 2021 10:47 PM (fW/Hg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (kTF2Z)
This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 14, 2021 10:48 PM (cvhPH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 14, 2021 10:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
That'd be the poop deck maneuver.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:48 PM (N5Tno)
Love all of you. This is the best community on the internet, bar none.
See you tomorrow, maybe.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 14, 2021 10:48 PM (OU+8W)
Contest?
I am sticking with my June 14 date, first proclaimed in late November. Before the Joan Roberts Supreme Court decided to suck CCP cock instead of doing their goddammmed job of supporting the Constitution.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Damn LCD, flag day was the same date I told the missus but I forgot to email it in.. seriously...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 14, 2021 10:48 PM (+ldAm)
Biblically, as a nation, we are moving from the book of Judges to the book of Kings.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 14, 2021 10:49 PM (iaMtV)
Juxtapose that with a post suggesting that wine moms should be sent to jail if they don't pay taxes for their nanny. Their nice, below minimum wage nanny from somewhere in central America of course...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:49 PM (qlFIA)
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I think I'll wait and see too. The V.A. seems a little anxious for my tastes.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2021 10:42 PM (JZT2F)
Well, so far he hasn't managed to make any pillows. Lots of noise, but no pillows. I don't think anybody is paying him for noise.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:49 PM (N5Tno)
Spine transplants
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 10:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: RokShox at March 14, 2021 10:50 PM (fW/Hg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
"I'll be baaaack, Adrian."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 10:50 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Navy blue serge pleated skirt, white middy blouse with a black silk tie, navy and white saddle oxfords with white socks or navy or white knee socks and a navy blue cardigan.
We could wear restrained make-up and unobtrusive jewelry, but seldom bothered.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (duS67)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:49 PM (+ya+t)
Yeah, I'm having it pushed at me at the DoD, too. They offered it pretty damned quick, compared to the general public, and wanted me to schedule a time. I said no thanks, and of course then come the "are you sure?" and "it's mostly painless" crap. I refrained from telling them to piss off. I'm saving that for the mandatory training coming up concerning "extremism."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: RokShox at March 14, 2021 10:50 PM (fW/Hg)
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Margo Timmins for the win!
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (2SdPm)
So did my mom. She told me she met him once, and he was a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:53 PM (qlFIA)
If by that you mean I look like I ate both of them, sure. And pass the barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:53 PM (SchxB)
I went to one in the 80's. It was the best experience of my life. I am completely crestfallen that she didn't get in. She's smarter than I was and works a lot harder than I did. This kid deserved it.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (U1eOr)
We could wear restrained make-up and unobtrusive jewelry, but seldom bothered.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (duS67)
Sister!
We were allowed to wear a small cross. And why would we put on makeup in an all girls school!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (qc+VF)
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I look at that pic and think of thumb severed by large bore revolver cylinder gap writ large.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (qc+VF)
Afterwards, they kissed and hit each other with a folding chair?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (N5Tno)
I can see we are going to have a "failure to communicate" event here, comrade citizen!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (87oRe)
We could wear restrained make-up and unobtrusive jewelry, but seldom bothered.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:51 PM (duS67)
Red with green wool plaid jumpers, white blouse with peter pan collar, green or red tights and black mary janes, polished. Also, petticoats instead of slips. We got to wear shorts underneath until we were out of elementary school on account of monkey bars.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 14, 2021 10:55 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:55 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (U1eOr)
You can always go Catholic school.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:56 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 10:56 PM (5ugpO)
I went to one in the 80's. It was the best experience of my life. I am completely crestfallen that she didn't get in. She's smarter than I was and works a lot harder than I did. This kid deserved it.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (U1eOr)
That is heartbreaking. I wonder if an increased number of parents are pulling their kids out of public school these days, and the kids getting in are from families with connections.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Ha. The DM could not bring themselves to show all the women applauding and smiling and cheering President Donald J. Trump.
Here it is: pic.twitter.com/xfVcgDtigG
*mine too
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (iaMtV)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: (asking for a friend) at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:53 PM (qlFIA)
Reporting deaths is not mandatory, it is voluntary, and they are not collecting or reporting said data. For, reasons. It really should be a scandal, but so far, crickets. We have one reporter up here who is tracking it to the best of his ability.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (N5Tno)
https://tinyurl.com/pw4speyf
https://tinyurl.com/47zfe2r4
https://tinyurl.com/y3s96vkp
https://tinyurl.com/9kuvtu5u
https://tinyurl.com/yfe7h8ke
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
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They probably connect via a large "donation" to whatever "need" the school currently has.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 10:58 PM (2SdPm)
We were allowed to wear a small cross. And why would we put on makeup in an all girls school!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Exactly.
I should add that Mr. S., who I met when I was a senior, thought they were awful and we looked like mini-nuns.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 10:58 PM (duS67)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (N5Tno)
-------The idea of being a guinea pig again isn't something I'm looking forward to these days.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:58 PM (N5Tno)
Red with green wool plaid jumpers, white blouse with peter pan collar, green or red tights and black mary janes, polished. Also, petticoats instead of slips. We got to wear shorts underneath until we were out of elementary school on account of monkey bars.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 10:54 PM (N5Tno)
Another sister!
Too bad you wore jumpers! We could roll the waistbands of our skirts until they were miniskirts.
The authorities disapproved.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
I think that's part of it. Between the failing schools and CRT indoctrination smart parents are trying to get their kids educated any way they can outside of public schools. If you can pull some strings to get your kid into a better school why not do it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/2yp3u2ha
https://tinyurl.com/3vhnephu
https://tinyurl.com/fpkduut6
https://tinyurl.com/2cbaks52
https://tinyurl.com/3649unmc
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2021 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: (asking for a friend)
Mary Katherine
https://youtu.be/R6WyoUi-uaU?t=59
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: (asking for a friend) at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (5ZHS+)
Very modestly buttoned.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Just bitter... it will wear off.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (U1eOr)
Which is interesting. The seasonal flu killed 30K people in 2018. While I think it is clear the Wuhan Flu death numbers have been goosed, let's supposed its really 300K deaths or 10X the season flu of 2018. If say 140 people died from the flu vaccine in 2018 the vaccine would have been banned.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
All the way up.
And you got to kneel on the floor if they thought your skirt was too short.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (N5Tno)
It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get into the habit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 14, 2021 11:02 PM (2SdPm)
running in 24, too old to go through that bullshit again. Do like Bronko
Bama is doing and run the show from some place nice.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 10:43 PM (+ya+t)
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Personally, i think Trump's like that energizer bunny..... I mean look at him the last week of the campaign doing 3 or 4 75-90 minute speeches a day....But I'd be just as happy to see him as the Guiding Light, Kingmaker, Rainmaker, whatever going forward for the GOP.
Posted by: Peter (My friends call me Pete) Zah at March 14, 2021 11:02 PM (jPRqg)
And you got to kneel on the floor if they thought your skirt was too short.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (N5Tno)
Every single morning in English class.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Kamala figured a way to make that work to her advantage.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
I am trying very hard to imagine who might have been the ringleader here!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 11:03 PM (87oRe)
Just bitter... it will wear off.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (U1eOr)
When your own child is affected it's infuriating. Is a Christian school an option?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get into the habit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (SchxB)
Actually, school was better when the nuns were teaching. They were, for the most part, awesome. However, they sat behind us at Mass and would smack the back of our heads if we fidgeted. Which, being elementary school kids, we did, a lot. To this day when I hear Dominus Vobiscum my head snaps a little to the left.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:04 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:04 PM (+ya+t)
And then, mysteriously, a bass line started playing.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2021 11:04 PM (qc+VF)
Too bad you wore jumpers! We could roll the waistbands of our skirts until they were miniskirts.
The authorities disapproved.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Why, yes. Yes they did. Scandalous!
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 11:04 PM (duS67)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 11:03 PM (87oRe)
My twin brother and I did spend our youngest years being the scourge of the neighborhood.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM (N5Tno)
LOL! I got sent home in when I was in 8th grade because I forgot to wear a slip under my skirt and apparently you could pretty much see right thru it. The girls counselor actually drove me to my house and back.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:05 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2021 11:04 PM (qc+VF)
I don't recall any fishing, but maybe you went to a different kind of school.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:05 PM (N5Tno)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 11:06 PM (A0Opy)
Damn LCD, flag day was the same date I told the missus but I forgot to email it in.. seriously...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 14, 2021 10:48 PM (+ldAm)
NALNAMSAM, we'll split the pot.
And spend it all on ammo and accessories.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
_Smackwater Jack
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 14, 2021 11:07 PM (iaMtV)
LOL! I got sent home in when I was in 8th grade because I forgot to wear a slip under my skirt and apparently you could pretty much see right thru it. The girls counselor actually drove me to my house and back.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:05 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}
I'm laughing my ass off!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:07 PM (TdMsT)
So did my mom. She told me she met him once, and he was a good guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 10:52 PM (sy5kK)
Howard Stern used to play a clip of Quincy Jones honoring Ahmet Ertegun of Atlantic Records at some banquet deal. Q was clearly drunk, going on about producing Ray Charles 'Genius + Soul = Jazz' and other stuff.
Supposedly Jones heard it on the radio and laughed his ass off and asked Stern for a copy of the tape
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (cvhPH)
The inferior mirage is even rarer to witness. It tricks the eye by making a levitating ship appear to be floating upon the surface of the sea.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Obligation Information Packet at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (USW1s)
ANOTHER sister!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (+ya+t)
It's predicted we will have snow from 8 am till 6 pm tomorrow. Thankfully my Dad decided not to drive down from Stevens Pt tomorrow.
It's the anniversary of Mom's death and he comes down to visit her grave. Thankfully he's delayed it one day. The idea of my 84 yo Dad driving his Mustang from WI, thru Madison, to IL in snow and rain was not appealing.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: (asking for a friend) at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (5ZHS+)
Pullovers. With a dickey.
Sorry.
Our ties were kind of insignia. The mass wore black, class officers and student council wore red, and seniors wore blue.
Blues and reds could write up infractions, but at least you could see them coming.
No Karens that I remember, but this was quite a while ago.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (duS67)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:10 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at March 14, 2021 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Apparently you didn't get the memo Kdbear. Tonight's pics were supposed to be schoolgirls in uniform.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (A0Opy)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (USW1s)
Yep!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
When conservatives win, the politician artfully try to avoid offending liberals and conservatives. When liberals win, the politician offends conservatives, robs them, and bends over backwards for the cause de jeur. We will only ever be pulled leftward. We might go more slowly, but always left.
Fuck you 180. 5 pullups.
Fuck you 180. No abortion clinics within 5 miles of a residence. Not even my issue, just fuck you.
Fuck you 180. No state deductions on federal tax. Fuck you, thief.
The new federalism is going to make my mayor more important than my governor, and my governor more important than my president. The US had a good run, but its days of spreading freedom and scientific breakthroughs are behind it. The crumbling country and diffusion of power is antithetical to the Asimov / Star Trek idea of progress, but they were wrong.
I would have liked to have seen the Space Force, but lets be real.
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:09 PM (USW1s)
I will say that it gave me a whole new outlook on the power of being female. They certainly wouldn't have fought us so hard if there wasn't a good reason.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (N5Tno)
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Girls had to do that in public school around here.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (+ya+t)
So... The legendary film, "Catholic High School Girls In Trouble", was...
...a documentary??
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:10 PM (5ugpO)
A very watered-down documentary.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Also, she applied at schools that can afford a good bit of financial aid. They're the Harvards and Yales of boarding schools, so it was never a gimmie, but (odd as it sounds) we can't afford a 2nd tier school because they don't offer enough aid.
I'm letting her sit with it for a week or so and then I'll ask her if she wants to apply next year.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 11:12 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (xqRaG)
See! zmdavid gets it!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at March 14, 2021 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
...a documentary??
Posted by: Zettai
Yes, it was filmed at Fr. Kennedy's Home for Unwed Mothers.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:13 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 11:14 PM (duS67)
Posted by: 496
Don't be so sure without checking it out - the Catholic school for our parish has, if memory serves, about 35-40% of students that are not Catholic. And we're expanding again.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:15 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:13 PM (nxdel)
A jealous female classmate. You had to have been the school beauty.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/2raarzwb
In Syria, militias armed by the Pentagon fight those armed by the CIA
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2021 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:16 PM (USW1s)
Those mRna drugs are killing a lot of people. Around 1,500 per VAERS, I think, but word is only 1% of casualties get reported.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 14, 2021 11:17 PM (WtshY)
I went to a Catholic girls school and I wasn't Catholic. We even had a Jewish classmate.
I didn't have to cross myself at mass.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2021 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
Just think, government "competence" provides graft for two major US government agencies! What are teh odds of that happening?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 14, 2021 11:18 PM (87oRe)
Oh God, hardly. I was so shy. Total wallflower.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: kbdabear
What side are the State Department lackeys on?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:18 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Sandy at March 14, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)
Of course with their endowment, they won't miss my pittance. I work at a public university and the endowment at my prep school dwarfs the one where I work.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 11:19 PM (U1eOr)
Oh God, hardly. I was so shy. Total wallflower.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 14, 2021 11:18 PM (nxdel)
Jewells--you are being too modest!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
^^496 - my Episcopalian friend (and her family) all sent their kids to Catholic schools in PG county because the public schools were questionable. I don't think it is an issue as long as the kids participate.
Posted by: Iris at March 14, 2021 11:19 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: kbdabear
What side are the State Department lackeys on?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:18 PM (Rvt8
John McCains
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 11:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2021 11:20 PM (USW1s)
SPITS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 14, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Absolutely true. But as much as I don't get emotionally invested in "leaders" (other than the occasional Reagan or Trump) it would hurt to watch her take a spot and then act like one of the backstabbers.
I've been a yuge Lara backer from the beginning with the caveat that one never knows until things come along that don't just involve talking. She has natural talent and says every right thing imaginable.
Posted by: ... at March 14, 2021 11:20 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 11:20 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
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You're not helping.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 11:21 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: LRob in TN at March 14, 2021 11:21 PM (jboH3)
*thankyou, thankyouverymuch!*
Posted by: Tonypete
I thought archers went for the butts.
Posted by: Miklosodoric of York at March 14, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
The slappy bass is a very 90s sound. I think this is a bad decade for bass players. Not present in a lot of pop music. Plucked with a dremel in metal to get those 128th notes was never a good thing.
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 14, 2021 11:23 PM (ybIRR)
Jewells.. do a bit of online searching, "Photographic Light Box". You can buy 'em cheaply enough on eBay, or build your own. Set up a mini-studio on nothing more than a card table, and you can shoot SUPERB jewelry pics, regardless of the weather. Tripod, and a decent digital camera, even if it's a recent iPhone or Samsung with current lenses will work. Digital SLR, all the better. One more thing that you can move from the "can't control" column to the "under control" heading.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2021 11:23 PM (QzJWU)
the stateys never stop me when I'm on my Foreman
Posted by: REDACTED at March 14, 2021 11:25 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Tonypete
FUN ACTUAL FACT
The New Orleans Home for Unwed Mothers was on Peniston Street
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused then as now at March 14, 2021 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:26 PM (ZQTJZ)
In Syria, militias armed by the Pentagon fight those armed by the CIA
Posted by: kbdabear
The Pentagon has to fight the CIA over there so they don't fight them over here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 11:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rolling a d100 at March 14, 2021 11:27 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH at March 14, 2021 11:27 PM (SrypL)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 14, 2021 11:28 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Miklos
That is so wrong and yet hilarious.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2021 11:28 PM (Rvt88)
can buy 'em cheaply enough on eBay, or build your own. Set up a
mini-studio on nothing more than a card table, and you can shoot SUPERB
jewelry pics, regardless of the weather. Tripod, and a decent digital
camera, even if it's a recent iPhone or Samsung with current lenses will
work. Digital SLR, all the better. One more thing that you can move
from the "can't control" column to the "under control" heading.
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Jewells45, Jim is right. I took pretty professional pics of my leather work in a big plastic tub with cheap lights from 3 sides. Look on that leather sight for tips. Your stuff is too good not to be lit right.
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:29 PM (+ya+t)
Down here in AZ we don't bother with DST, unless you're on the Navajo reservation (there's a reason for it). We have plenty of sunlight. Around the end of June, it feels like too much sunlight in certain parts of the state.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 14, 2021 11:28 PM (nUhF0)
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When I was a yuute I had friends who went to Catholic school who weren't Catholic. Private school for about 1/3 the cost of non-Catholic private schools. Why not?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:31 PM (ZQTJZ)
I think I shall open a school for wayward girls, and it will an inclusive school for all denominations, creeds, and colours!
For admittance, one need only be wayward, and a girl... And not too fat!
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:31 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:32 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 14, 2021 11:34 PM (ybIRR)
Until I asked if the girls really wore those Catholic Schoolgirl Skirts.
Posted by: Miklos, whose education was conducted in public at March 14, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai
Oh yesss
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at March 14, 2021 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 14, 2021 11:36 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 14, 2021 11:36 PM (A0Opy)
https://amzn.to/3rQ1EG9
Sorry about it being an Amazon link, but I don't normally shop for this stuff.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:37 PM (ZQTJZ)
*******
My catholic high school in the early seventies had a warm weather spring and fall girls cotton one piece uniform that came in pale green or yellow. I'm sure it wasn't intentional but the yellow one was see-through.
Posted by: Cosda at March 14, 2021 11:38 PM (h6eAM)
They stole an hour from us!
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 14, 2021 11:38 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:38 PM (+ya+t)
Catholic Girls: https://youtu.be/YMdhWRO4-dQ
*So very NSFW*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist
Their tiny moustaches match my soul patch
Posted by: Francis "Miklos" Zappa at March 14, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:39 PM (5ugpO)
What do you want from them, consistency?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2021 11:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Miklos Francis, any of you homos touch my stuff at March 14, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kamala! 2021! at March 14, 2021 11:42 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Muldoon
Don't forget the HoggRoll hefty girlfriend shaped body pillow!
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at March 14, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:43 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 14, 2021 11:44 PM (2DOZq)
I would have liked to have seen the Space Force, but lets be real.
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 14, 2021 11:11 PM (ybIRR)
Unless the Space Force is a real thing, and gets money and support from DC, kiss your cell phones and anything else that depends on a satellite good-bye.
And practice your Mandarin. Your new masters will probably give you extra food rations.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 11:44 PM (sy5kK)
Remember, it's pronounced "Comma-la".
Not "Ho Gam-lai"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (fLVm1)
https://tinyurl.com/47zfe2r4
Posted by: kbdabear at March 14, 2021 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
The one on the right sure looks like it was taken at Playa Gigante in Nicaragua. The rock is called the Giant's Foot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Kamala! 2021! at March 14, 2021 11:42 PM (DMUuz)
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I thought it was Kum-ho-la
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (ZQTJZ)
Like that's how we operate.
Posted by: Sal at March 14, 2021 11:45 PM (duS67)
Posted by: Miklos can have Chinese takeoup at midnight, if he picks it up in advance at March 14, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
They stole an hour from us!
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at March 14, 2021 11:38 PM (nUhF0)
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And the negroes took our dates!
Posted by: Flounder at March 14, 2021 11:46 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:47 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Miklosian
***
With patented lifelike doughy consistency and simulated cottage cheese surfacing to ensure better air circulation. Remember folks, neither side of The Hogg'sHead Pillow™ is cool.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2021 11:47 PM (m45I2)
I've taken to making my sneezes a loud "COVID".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 14, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 11:48 PM (kTF2Z)
All through 2020, leftists were Tweeting how they wanted Trump voters to catch Corona and die. Now they are upset we aren't taking the vaccine. Make up your mind assholes.
What do you want from them, consistency?
They're only concerned because they think we might breathe on them and give them the cooties.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 14, 2021 11:50 PM (WtshY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 11:48 PM
I believe they were converted into nurses' aides, as were the orderlies...
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:50 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 11:48 PM (kTF2Z)
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What happened to them? The Paolo, if he had the tongue of the woman, he could tell the tales that would make the hair curl and the schoolboy dream.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 14, 2021 11:51 PM (fLVm1)
Hey, is Meghan Markle a US citizen? Last I heard she renounced it in order to join the royal family, and the Trump said nuh-uh when she later fled the UK for America. I don't suppose prezzy Kamala will be so quick to help dear Meghan rectofy that citizenship requirement . . . Ah-maz-ing chutzpah on Meghan's part to plotting a run when she's not even a citizen.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2021 11:51 PM (bDqIh)
So she can run for the money but she won't win the show.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 14, 2021 11:54 PM (JriyX)
Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2021 11:55 PM (DVhSS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2021 11:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2021 11:55 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 14, 2021 11:55 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: SMH at March 14, 2021 11:55 PM (SrypL)
But no more mean tweets so all is good.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 14, 2021 11:56 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2021 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: dartist at March 14, 2021 11:57 PM (+ya+t)
Catholic schools around my AO have many non-Catholics as students.
LCD was a cradle Catholic and went to a local K-8 Catholic school. Both wife and I participated in activities. It was expected you would donate 40 hours per year, per parent. Or pay a lot, lot more in tuition.
They want parents that are active in the running of the school, like sports coaches, pickup/dropoff traffic people, assistants for activities, etc. Most Catholic schools have but a fraction of resources to operate, and look for parents to offer sweat equity in addition to the tuition.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2021 11:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Pete litella Bog at March 14, 2021 11:57 PM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:58 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Muldoon
careful-not a good day for Champs
Posted by: Miklos thinking Marvelous Marvin Hagler at March 14, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
******
♫♫♫
You eat sixteen wontons
And what do ya get?
Another day older
And deeper in debt!
Saint Peter don't you call me
Cause I can't go
I owe my soul to
the all-you-can-eat Asian buffet
Posted by: Muldoon Ernie Ford at March 14, 2021 11:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zettai at March 14, 2021 11:59 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Miklos, access denied at March 15, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 12:00 AM (KIS2g)
My wife went to Catholic school. I'll see what she thinks.
Thanks again and be well
Posted by: 496 at March 15, 2021 12:01 AM (U1eOr)
Why is that even controversial?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
That's where I am on this thing. I'm in my thirties, extremely healthy aside from nasal allergies and being rather a bit on the chunky side, known people my age who got teh 'rona and got over it after a day or two. Not keen on signing up for something that sidestepped all meaningful medical regulation and several of whose top pushers are notorious proponents of involuntary population control.
But if others want to get it, hey, more power to 'em.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:01 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:02 AM (5ugpO)
the all-you-can-eat Asian buffet
Posted by: Muldoon Ernie Ford
Happily, at takeout, they weigh the food, not me
Posted by: Miklos, getting bikini-ready for the Summer at March 15, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Special exception for bumbling or gay.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 12:02 AM (KIS2g)
And the steak was good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:03 AM (mzC78)
from the late 18th to early 19th century
had to buy it from a picture tho, no previews, online only
can't tell if it's signed but looks like a piece from a museum
over the decades, I've had a couple of hundred of them
they are fairly rare
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 12:03 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:04 AM (JriyX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Special exception for bumbling or gay.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 12:02 AM (KIS2g)
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Or evil boss man.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 12:04 AM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Zettai
No.
A nursoblast is a district in Russia or the USSR populated entirely by student nurses very interested in "Improving their English"
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at March 15, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
And the steak was good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:03 AM (mzC7
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"Good" covers a lot of ground.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 15, 2021 12:04 AM (fLVm1)
And to expand on this point, the various gene therapies available are available under a specific emergency authorization.
Under a standard protocol, but with all the weight the medical community could put on it the ebola vaccine took 5 years - not the 6 months the various gene therapies we have now took...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2021 12:06 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:06 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Or so Miklos is informed at March 15, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon
Act now, and they'll throw in a bottle of Twink musk with the pre-bitten Hogg Pillow.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 12:07 AM (KIS2g)
And the steak was good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:03 AM (mzC7
I went to one of those in Knoxville a few months ago. Damn fine steak, but unfortunately they went out of business. I was really looking forward to becoming a regular once I get my employment situation sorted out, too.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:07 AM (zcf1k)
You can't quote even part of the original post!
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (CjFDo)
I just saw a commercial with a white guy in it. Isn't that illegal now?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Special exception for bumbling or gay.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
He either has to be the butt of the joke or the joke of the butt.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (63Dwl)
There was an expensive steakhouse that used to have a website called expenseasteak.com. You would enter the amount of your expensive meal and it would spit out 5 - 6 receipts that totaled up to that amount.
Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2021 10:03 PM
The problem with falsifying expense reports is you give The Company an easy way to justifiable fire you (without paying unemployment) if they want to.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: 18-1 (Not a Roman or Etruscan) at March 15, 2021 12:09 AM (qlFIA)
grifting extraordinaire!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:06 AM (CjFDo)
Remember that old gag that Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In used to do with the Farkle Family? Some crew needs to do one with the Markle Mob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:09 AM (mzC78)
You can't quote even part of the original post!
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
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Refund applications are available at the cashier's window near the exit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 12:09 AM (fLVm1)
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Grasp the balls from my hand, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 15, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
You can't quote even part of the original post!
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (CjFDo)
Sure you can. You just have to know how.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:11 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM
He also must be paired with a non-white girlfriend/wife.
Posted by: Commercial Code Rev 2018 at March 15, 2021 12:11 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at March 15, 2021 12:04 AM
I once knew a nurse's aide from the CCCP who claimed she was a physical therapist in the sov'etksyi soyuz but could only find work as an aide in the States... Non-transferable credentials and all that...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:11 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 12:11 AM (m45I2)
Speaking of Meggie Sparkles, Boy George (yes, him) tweeted this hilarious fake video of the Oprah interview:
https://twitter.com/BoyGeorge/
status/1369957348807217152
The white splotch pattern on her dress was real. This explains where it came from.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 18-1 (Not a Roman or Etruscan) at March 15, 2021 12:09 AM (qlFIA)
We should count our blessings that Etruscics never became a thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:12 AM (mzC78)
But Geez Louise! We went from a clunky 90's blog interface to a .. well.. fuck I don't know what it is now!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:13 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Zettai
Huh
They had Transferable Rubles...
Posted by: Miklos tried to transfer some....HA! at March 15, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Judge Smails at March 15, 2021 12:13 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:14 AM (JriyX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*glarius*
Posted by: Lucius Tarquinius Superbus at March 15, 2021 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Etruscans at March 15, 2021 12:16 AM (fLVm1)
title song was sung by Tennessee Ernie Ford, who oddly enough sounds like Mitchum singing
Mitchum probably can't sing for shit
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 12:17 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:17 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Miklos "Richard" Penniman 0ordained Minister) at March 15, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:17 AM (5ugpO)
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Tarquinus Superbus was... superb.
Posted by: Mrs. Tarquinus at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Hannibal's Lead Elephant at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (mzC78)
A better quote system would be a nice upgrade though.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (zcf1k)
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Oh, so not point in trying. OK.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 12:20 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Hannibal's Lead Elephant at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (mzC7
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Okay! Now that's funny.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 12:20 AM (fLVm1)
that dude will go to the hospital, a 50 vents more gas that his but
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:20 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 14, 2021 11:01 PM
You had it easy. According to my mom, they had to kneel on rice.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 12:21 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: Hannibal's Lead Elephant
Is that fake, or genoan?
Posted by: Miklosio, neglected Fourth Tenor at March 15, 2021 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:19 AM (zcf1k)
The HQ is running in a somewhat crippled mode in response to a series of vicious troll attacks a few months ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:22 AM (mzC78)
The only change I would recommend for Teh HQ would be to have the time stamp in zulu time... As befits a very smart military blog...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:22 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Lucius Junius Brutus at March 15, 2021 12:22 AM (qlFIA)
that dude will go to the hospital, a 50 vents more gas that his but
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:20 AM (r4bSV)
Objection--assumes facts not in evidence. The guy could be an engineer, after all.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:23 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Hannibal's Lead Elephant
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Scipio Africanus at March 15, 2021 12:23 AM (qlFIA)
I didn't have to cross myself at mass.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 14, 2021 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
I went to a Catholic school. They take anyone who will cough up the tuition.
Duh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2021 12:23 AM (ufFY8)
The HQ is running in a somewhat crippled mode in response to a series of vicious troll attacks a few months ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yeah, we don't want everything quoted ad infinitum.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM
The original post is allowed to have special characters (directional quotes, etc; comments are not)
Posted by: I'm not Minx at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (awtm/)
I am an auditor, and a certified fraud Examiner. My work has gotten people fired for falsifying accounting records including receipts. I actually found that website when I was researching receipts that I thought might be false.
I thought the site was pretty funny. I was always on the lookout for those receipts after that!
Posted by: 496 at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
You can say that again!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:24 AM (mzC78)
Yeah, we don't want everything quoted ad infinitum.
To inf...wait I can't get that first part out for some reason.
Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Hope ad absurdum is still OK
Posted by: Miklosius ad infinitum at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Some Moron at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:22 AM (mzC7
Fair enough--I'm relatively new here, having substituted AOS for another blog I used to follow until the tech lords got to them.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:26 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)
You can't quote even part of the original post!
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (CjFDo)
I wish I could have quoted that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 15, 2021 12:26 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Britney Spears at March 15, 2021 12:26 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:25 AM (5ugpO)
The ladies like that, so they tell me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:26 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Zettai
"front rank...SNARK!"
"second rank...SNARK!"
Posted by: Miklosius at the Bridge at March 15, 2021 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Marvel at March 15, 2021 12:27 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2021 12:23 AM
But the more important thing is that they can and will kick you out if you are disruptive. Which probably accounts for at least half of their value-added.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 15, 2021 12:27 AM (awtm/)
Posted by: Amper Sandy at March 15, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:29 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:29 AM (JriyX)
so I heard this place is the place to be if you prefer quarter sheet paper towels??
so it is so, home sweet home baby
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:30 AM (r4bSV)
You'll settle for ad absurdum
You'll get ad nauseam!
Posted by: Zettai
Was that ad libitum?
Posted by: In Hoc Miklos Vince at March 15, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
so it is so, home sweet home baby
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:30 AM (r4bSV)
I get the half-sheet towels, and often tear a sheet in half, yielding two squares, which are perfectly sixed for nose-blowing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:32 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 12:32 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:33 AM (mzC78)
I fully into my third decade before I'd learnt that "Gen Italia was, in fact, NOT an Italian airline...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:33 AM (5ugpO)
You can't quote even part of the original post!
WTF? Is no one addressing this shit???
I'll answer my own question.. NO.. apparently not!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2021 12:08 AM (CjFDo)
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You must have skipped that week when the class went over it.
Something like a max of 8 returns or empty lines. 1000 or 1200 total characters.
If quoting someone else, go back and remove some of their blank spaces and returns if you get accosted by the Pixy bouncer.
Now, after you prove it to yourself, hit the Tip Jar twice.
Nobody on the ONT will tell Ace.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 15, 2021 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 12:33 AM (fLVm1)
I don't begrudge Second City Cop any of the decisions that they made over the years, but they really should have known that sooner or later taking free candy from the Goolag was going to catch up to them. Hopefully they were able to shield their anonymous posters--many of whom were at risk of retaliation from a *very* vindictive and political patronage machine.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:35 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:35 AM (5ugpO)
You have to prepare for the worst because if you don't and the worst happens...
Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 15, 2021 12:35 AM (naUZn)
Posted by: stonecutter at March 15, 2021 12:36 AM (IaCeK)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:33 AM (5ugpO)
And willy-nilly is the "bottom surgery" that marks the point of no return for trannies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:37 AM (mzC78)
YOUR AD HERE
Posted by: Outdoor Advertising by Miklos at March 15, 2021 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Everybody wants you to sign up for an account. TinyURL has changed their interface and wants you to create an account with them. The preview feature doesn't seem to work if you don't sign up for an account.
Fuck that. Big Tech wants to control everything, and accounts and the cloud are their primary vector to p0wn you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Expect to see a push for MORE government involvement in computer security, which means it will not only be worse, but that you will no longer have ANY privacy from the Government.
Add this to the 'threat' from 'right wing conspirators' and I think we can see where this is going.
Posted by: RomeQ13. at March 15, 2021 12:38 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 15, 2021 12:38 AM (Aashi)
****
Crash Testes, Dimmies!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 12:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich
Naughty, naughty Zoot!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 12:39 AM (KIS2g)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:39 AM (5ugpO)
Nancy Pelosi blamed Trump for the crisis at the southern border under Joe Biden, including a massive overflow in detention facilities as the president promises asylum for all those seeking it.
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:40 AM (r4bSV)
TinyURL has changed their interface and wants you to create an account with them. The preview feature doesn't seem to work if you don't sign up for an account.
Works the same as always here albeit a little more slowly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:40 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai
In New Orleans, not far from Peniston, is Gen. Taylor street. Locally pronounced Genna Tailya
Posted by: Miklos, a dunce of confederacies at March 15, 2021 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:40 AM (r4bSV)
Well, if Trump had let them come in, unchecked, there wouldn't be this huge backlog, you see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:41 AM (mzC78)
Expect to see a push for MORE government involvement in computer security, which means it will not only be worse, but that you will no longer have ANY privacy from the Government.
Add this to the 'threat' from 'right wing conspirators' and I think we can see where this is going.
Posted by: RomeQ13. at March 15, 2021 12:38 AM (oHd/0)
Just in time for a massive data breach courtesy of Microsoft! Convenient, that.
But hey, it'll be so much better and secure when everyone's corporate email goes directly to Fort Meade.
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:43 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:43 AM (JriyX)
We can help, trust us.
Posted by: Huiwai Electronics at March 15, 2021 12:44 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)
I can't seem to create a preview link (goes to preview.tinyurl.com or whatever it was so one can see the actual link).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
We've been wondering what that hugenormous government data centre out in the desert was all about... Now, we know...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:45 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Zettai
Art Bell knew.
Too much
Posted by: inceasingly conspiratorially minded Miklos at March 15, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 12:47 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:48 AM (JriyX)
The "data center" out in the Utah desert is the NSA's Death Star facility. Uses more power than Salt Lake City (well, normal deman), and half of that is just the cooling for the other half.
Bob is Hoovering up everything. One rumor is Bob has a working quantum computer out there. If he does, the all your encryption belong to Bob.
Bob says that's silly, we're nowhere near the technology level to build one. Don't be silly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
U speled "Central Scrutinizer" rong
Posted by: Miklos had a private concert from Zappa once at March 15, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)
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We aren't, but then again we are.
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at March 15, 2021 12:49 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: CppThis at March 15, 2021 12:50 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at March 15, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: publius
Bob's yer Uncle (Sam)
Posted by: Miklos needs a private extinct volcano island at March 15, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 12:51 AM (JriyX)
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at March 15, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)
How is your cat doing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:51 AM (mzC78)
I believe that was when the NSA installed their black boxes.
In 2011 was the massive virus that wiped out a lot of people's computers and the FBI HAD to set up the data center in the middle of Idaho or Utah (I mix up all those square Mormon states.) to funnel all of the U.S.'s internet through.
I'm sure some of you actually know the extent to which these people spy on us. I try not to think about it too much.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 12:52 AM (B0mGw)
Someone musta slipped something into her latte...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos Teller-Szilard von Neumann at March 15, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Bob says that's silly, we're nowhere near the technology level to build one. Don't be silly.
They're running everything through a massive cluster of Raspberry Pi's. Quantum computing would be faster, but the results keep getting entangled with the wrong answers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 12:54 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:54 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 12:55 AM (B0mGw)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center
Posted by: Zettai
I think that's where Dr. Forbin works.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:55 AM (63Dwl)
Edward Snowden released a lot of info about what Bob is doing. For some reason, the MSM and Big Tech don't talk about it much. But you can find it, and I'm sure Coast to Coast has a few guests on from time to time to detail it.
If there is ever Restoration of the Republic, there should be a statue of Edward Snowden right there in Washington. Even 5 years ago, I wouldn't have said that, but here I am.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't know, but I can make a miseducated guess that if it's ever been inside an IP packet, the gimmie has a copy of it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 12:58 AM (SchxB)
Have you see the Welcome To Idaho sign?
It says the state motto is "Now YOU da ho!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 12:58 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai
I think that's where Dr. Forbin works.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 12:55 AM (63Dwl)
I think I drove through Bluffton once. Two-lane road driving through mile after mile of typical suburbia, then you hit the top of the cliff, and there is a switchback road to get down it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 12:59 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Miklos now with Lab Coat for Improved Credibility at March 15, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 12:40 AM (r4bSV)
She also, no shit, blamed climate change.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (B0mGw)
Bob@NSA p0wns everything. The NSA has taps in all the major communication hubs. This was discovered some years ago with the telephone network. The NSA had it's own facilities right in the huge PSTN major hubs where they tapped right in.
Same with all the major internet traffic. It all gets mirrored to Bob. The data stream I send back and forth when I post here gets mirrored to Bob, stored in that Death Star. You can count on it.
Here's how Bob operates (this goes back to WWII intel practive). They put moles in all the telecom companies. The job of these moles is to put backdoors in everything. **Everything**. In many cases, the companies cooperate with the NSA. But they still have backdoors that even they don't know about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (SchxB)
I remember reading an article way back in the '00s. If you look at the names on the boards of directors of all the big telecom companies, and do a little digging, you'll see known Spooks all over those boards. It reads like a Who's Who of US Intel "community".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: dancing Tik Tok HERO nurses at March 15, 2021 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:02 AM (B0mGw)
reminder Dick Cheney said that peoples phone records are not private info but business information that the feds can collect
un hunh, if that is the case they get everything
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 01:02 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 01:00 AM (m45I2)
The geometry is complex. But you have done a fine job of making it plane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 01:03 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2021 01:04 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:04 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Funsize at March 15, 2021 01:05 AM (EiPf6)
Posted by: squid_hunt
404
Posted by: offline Miklos at March 15, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Endeavour to Persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 01:06 AM (m45I2)
One more good pointless war or senseless attack and we'll be begging them to lock us up and take our children to raise for their own freedom and protection.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:07 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Funsize at March 15, 2021 01:05 AM (EiPf6)
Sure looks like the Cascade Mountains in Washington.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 01:07 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Muldoon
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We never had that problem in Flatland...until we did.
Posted by: A Flantlander at March 15, 2021 01:08 AM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Cali_Deplorable at March 15, 2021 01:09 AM (a74KK)
When you look at standard map, you're seeing the common Mercator Projection.
The Earth is a sphere to a first approximation, and an oblate spheroid to a better approximation. It has postive intrinsic curvature, which means it can't be projected to a flat surface without distortion.
The Mercator is also Racist and White Supremacist according to the current Woke theology, 'cause it makes Africa look small and Europe and North America look bigger, thus marginalizing the oppressed peoples.
That aside, the Mercator has the advantage of preserving local angles, which is a good thing for navigation.
Anyway, when you have a surface with true curvature, there's no way to project it onto a flap plane without some sort of distortion. You pick which distortion you want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Whatever her own thoughts are on anything, you will never know them.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2021 01:10 AM (uEbPt)
I would like to get Out more. Toddler complicates hiking. Or at least makesmy pack heavier.
Posted by: Funsize at March 15, 2021 01:10 AM (EiPf6)
neighbor stopped and asked what I was doing
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 01:12 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 01:13 AM (mzC78)
These democrat usurper types on the tube are not particularly giddy and enthusiastic as one might expect them to be since they've got GEOTUS out of office... Something is up...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 01:16 AM (5ugpO)
My alternator was going out and the battery died on my street, so I jumped out to push. Got it most of the way and was dying when two neighbor kids ran up to help. We got it into my driveway and I almost puked and passed out in front of them.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:16 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2021 01:00
I'm so very glad you shared that. Always nice to see some edjuamation here amongst a lot of frivolities.
BTW, did you know that Joe Biden thinks he's president? Wierd, huh?
Posted by: Farmer at March 15, 2021 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
ooofff
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 01:20 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2021 01:20 AM (uEbPt)
And it's EXACTLY all that *back door action* that gives proof that we really are fucked in the ass by big.gov Worse, we're the one's leaving the $20 on the nightstand. It's a Tax. /Roberts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:24 AM (B0mGw)
why will we have another lockdown? the first one did not work
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 15, 2021 01:25 AM (r4bSV)
The Intel bunch honed their skills during WWII and the Cold War. They became masters of deception. Of mis- and disinformation. Lying so well that you don't believe the truth when you hear it.
They originally just used that against our foreign enemies. Now, over the past few decades they've turned internally against our own citizenry. I think that is inevitable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Another interesting thing about curvature, and this is local curvature -- hilly land with lots of hills and valleys.
Legally, the area of such a parcel is defined as the are of the flat plane projection of it. Take a square. Now imagine it on a piece of fabric. Take your fingers and poke it around, making little hills and valleys. You can see that will change the actual true surface area.
But such is very hard to calculate. It could be done very easily with modern tech and very accurate measuring. But the math is very complex.
So, legally the area is still defined at that of a square. I got to thinking about this years ago and asked my surveyor cousin. He explained, yep, the legal acreage is always the flat plane projection.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, playing the game at March 15, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
I was two degrees of Kevin Bacon from some of those USAF programs in the mid '70s. Cop, providing security.
And as you know, otherwise tight lipped Crypto cleared operatives often see "security" as invisible entities. Invisible, maybe. Never deaf.
They do not have our best interests at heart.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
heh
Posted by: Miklos, revisiting kbdabear's current swimsuit edition at March 15, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 01:21 AM
All of us who have been taking our privacy and security serious have NOT been wasting our efforts: the weak link in the data collection chain is Big Tech -- the data for the "Central Scrutiniser" is coming from Big Tech...
Our (some of us, anyway) efforts to throttle the data that they hoover up (with firewalls, OS mods, VPNs, encryption, etc.) actually does limit what they get... So all is not lost... Sure, the alphabet men can closely surveil some of us quite closely, but they can't get everything except through the existing Big Tech infrastructure... I think...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 01:36 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peHpbtpF85o
Posted by: Miklos, shagging away at March 15, 2021 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
According to Snowden, Bob@NSA p0wns all the major VPNs. They can get the plain text from those quite easily. Now, IIRC, the problem is the *implementation* of some of the encryption routines the major commercial VPNs use (and this may be due to those moles...), and not the actual algorithms.
If you look at the history of breaking the Enigma, it was German sloppiness in the execution -- the operators tended to do things that compromised the randomness and all that.
That's apparently what's going on with the commercial VPNs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
It's like the man from the Mosler Safe Company who designed the system at Ft. Knox in the '30s said-A dedicated team with the tools and the time will get through anything.
Deny them the time, or just make it allover too time consuming for us ordinary insurrectionists.
Posted by: Miklos, using a Hungarian server for additional fukyas at March 15, 2021 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
But recall for Gov Twosome is a definite maybe.
His penchant for $700 eating out in pandemic plate meals likely tipped things against his dumb self. Too white too.
Posted by: torabora at March 15, 2021 01:42 AM (Y274z)
If I was running a nationwide computer surveillance program, that's exactly where I would be focusing my time. As they used to say "If you aren't doing anything wrong, why do you have to hide it?"
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:43 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
In a Proton/VPN transmission or exchange, I would never use my well known signature block. They broke Enigma because all of the Krauts would sign off with a hearty "Heil Shitler", and the boffins learned to transpose those coded letters first, and the rest fell like dominoes.
Gym
Shrunk Gnu Dome
Glabistan, TG
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 01:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 01:47 AM (SrypL)
Posted by: squid_hunt
It would not be difficult to set up automatic registration for 5000 or more free email accounts from around the world and automatically load them with thousands of spam and/or marketing emails per day.
Call it a modified Cloward-Piven Approach.
Posted by: Miklos, with a monkeywrench in his intellectual toolbox at March 15, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos at Station Hypo at March 15, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
No biggie. See y'all tomorrow night. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 01:51 AM (L2ZTs)
Indeed, Publius!
But I don't think it's possible for surveillance of the "metadata" to tie everything together in real time for everybody... I suspect, in those cases where dedicated privacy/security precautions are taken, the only way that one could be personally compromised for whatever reason, is to be directly targeted -- can't do anything about that! Fortunately or unfortunately, most people don't or can't take even basic precautions and they are profiled...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 01:52 AM (5ugpO)
No biggie. See y'all tomorrow night. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Call Mike and the Mike Mechanics
Posted by: Miklos, ever helpful, ever living JAH at March 15, 2021 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos at Station Hypo at March 15, 2021 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
'Long as'n ah don' run outta no bourbon, you'z still safe.
*sips*
*sips again*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 01:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: klaftern at March 15, 2021 01:56 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Zettai
It turned out that the Stasi had millions of paper pages of reports and information that they dutifully recorded and never had time to look at.
Overload the System.
Offense and Defense have swapped advantage throughout human history.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking longbows, crossbows, and Swiss pikemen at March 15, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 01:57 AM (B0mGw)
*sips*
*sips again*
Jim
One suspects that this gentleman DOES know something 'bout birthin' babies
Posted by: Miklos, only mildly flustered at March 15, 2021 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt
80 million pikes
Or techno-halberds
A bit more safety in numbers
Posted by: Miklos, going big because this is home at March 15, 2021 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 02:00 AM (B0mGw)
I might be technically qualified to deliver one such. I might also have been responsible for the generation of..well, let's not go there, shall we?
Good thing there's not a Federal Ban on Unregistered Babies? Baby Show Loophole? And remember, the Fed wants to kill your 80% completed Baby.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 02:03 AM (QzJWU)
Overload the System.
Offense and Defense have swapped advantage throughout human history.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking longbows, crossbows, and Swiss pikemen at March 15, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)
I think there's something to this. What I think of as "drivers license info", name, address, date of birth, etc. get's filled out so many places, virtual and real life. Most of them don't need it, so I change the info every time. Different birth year, day, etc. Now I frequently see entries with my name in stray internet databases with the false info.
See how Bob deals with GIGO.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 15, 2021 02:04 AM (Wm5SB)
Most computer users, I suppose, actually expect to stay logged into their various personal financial and social accounts 24/7, as they wantonly surf the web, and do not particularly care that all this personally-identifiable activity is collected and collated, believing that they have nothing to hide...
We do ourselves a disservice if we don't, at least, attempt to "deny them the time, or just make it allover too time consuming for us ordinary insurrectionists."
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:06 AM (5ugpO)
I'm trying to find an article I read on "PRISM" one of the systems Snowden described. It was a foreign press article, maybe Der Spiegel (you want find the domestic press ever talking about this too much).
IIRC, it worked like this. If they get interested in you, they just basically enter your name in the PRISM system. It then scours everything they've collected (and the Big Tech cloud data servers are the beck and call of PRISM). Then, they start drilling into you.
The thing is, the Death Star in Utah just Hoovers up all this data and stores it. They can go back and retrieve data streams you've transmitted in the past and start working on them if they desire.
Now, if there's some law that says Bob can't look at you 'cause you're a US citizen, no problem. Bob just asks his buddy at the Brit's GCHQ or the Aussie equivalent, liaisons of which are stationed right there in the cubicles next to him to take a look. Nothing prevents them from spying on US citizens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Then, there is some concern that efforts to obfuscate one's online footprint may, in fact, bring targeted scrutiny... I've read that the IP's of everyone who just visits the Tails OS website are recorded, e.g.!
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:11 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:08 AM
Five Eyes™, etc....
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:13 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Miklos, it costs $49/year and was bought for cash at the Dollar Store at March 15, 2021 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hall and Oates and Miklos at March 15, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
That is the smartest phone, tovarich. You get the double fleece Adibas suit, in Maroon, yes? Is awarded.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 02:17 AM (QzJWU)
Hell, I suppose everyone here tonight, except for me and, perhaps Publius, is using his ISP's DNS servers...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:19 AM (5ugpO)
Jim
*awards self additional Adibas stripe*
Posted by: Miklos hopes Uncle is OK at March 15, 2021 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai
Magyaristan, baby
Posted by: Miklos thinking the NSA has a limited number of Hungarian speakers at March 15, 2021 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
If they don't get me on metadata, my typing, cadence and "voice" are as distinctive as DNA, anyway.
Thanks you, and please to be pass the ammo, yes?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 02:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Rev. Miklos, the Lord helping those who help themselves at March 15, 2021 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 02:28 AM (B0mGw)
I was just reading some stuff about Snowden's revelations. Bob's minions are sitting at desk in their cubicles or whatever. They have software, called some Unified Targeting Tool or something like that.
They enter your name, or e-mail address, or phone number, or bank account number, or any combination of them. The system then scours the database (which is fucking huge). Everything you've done is now available. All your emails, phone conversations, etc, etc.
They can pull all that up. The problem was and still is storage capacity. They get so much damn data, they have to throw it away after so long to make room for the new stuff. 1.7 billion emails per day was some figure cited.
As of 2010, they stored everything for about 30 days. Every fucking thing. They keep the interesting stuff for longer. With the addition of the Death Star and other improvements, that time is probably much greater now.
But every fucking thing you're done electronically, interent and telephone (and banking records) are right there for Bob's minions to peruse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2021 02:30 AM (QzJWU)
I'm fairly sure that Micro$oft does not know what I'm searching for on Goolag to buy at Amazin'... @BobNSA may, though...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:31 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 02:32 AM (B0mGw)
No one person, or even all of Bob's minions could possible handle all that data. They have to get interested in you. But, but, they are working on and improving all the time *automated* AI systems that attempt to go through all that data and find "interesting patterns".
I'm sure right now that system has determined the names of just about everyone who might be a problem to the Deep State's New World Order.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
He does. He has all of that stored. Now, whether he zeroes in on it, gets interested, is another story. The AI bots might see something and flag it.
But Bob and his AIs have it all. If it went over the wire or airwaves, Bob has it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:36 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: publius
In the 80s I used to drive right up to the front entrance of the Black Cube at Ft. Meade.
Rarely went in, because I didn't work there.
Girlfriend used to speak Russian in her sleep.
Posted by: Miklosov Gospodin at March 15, 2021 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
"patterns" can be created.
By the billions
Billions and billions
Posted by: Miklos "Carl Spackler" Sagan at March 15, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
There is the "CVS knew a man's daughter was pregnant before he did" story. This is after they started ramping up the "discount cards", which tracks purchases and all that. Basic story.
Some guy has a daughter. They've got CVS cards, and CVS knows the daughter from the wife from the husband. Daughter starts getting ads from CVS about pregnancy and baby shit. He's outraged. Why are you sending this crap to my daughter.
Well, turned out dear daughter had indeed gotten herself knocked up. CVS's statistical analysis of her purchase patterns determined there was an 80% she was preggers.
The guy was designed that system was proud of it and bragged on it to some reporter who wrote an article. After the article came out, he shut up. Seems his masters didn't like him creeping out the customers.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)
If you know the "wavelength" the enemy is looking for, it is not difficult to create something that is highly distracting.
Posted by: Miklos, suddenly remembering that he is an Actual Historian at March 15, 2021 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 02:53 AM (5ugpO)
According to that article about the CVS system, they do targeted advertising. They have the technology to customize even snail mail flyers to each customer. Statistical analysis determines what you might be interested in or need.
People started getting creeped out by how CVS knew exactly what they needed, that they added a randomizer to it to throw in random shit so the customers wouldn't so easily recognize how they were being targeted.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:53 AM (Mzdiz)
Now, we know what CVS and the other big outfits can do with this kind of data. Now, imagine what Bob and the Deep State can do with the same statistical analysis of your information.
This guy is likely a Trump supporter who will not take the Covid vaccine. Alert the local cops. This guy here will likely be part of a resistance movement to our takeover of the country. He'll likely do this, that and the other soon. Alert the authorities to monitor for him here, here and here.
If Hitler or Stalin had access to this type of tech, nothing would've stopped them. There wouldn't be a Jew alive today, for instance.
That Butlerian Jihad thing is sounding more and more attractive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)
FUN FACT
The length of CVS receipts and attached coupons gotten each year by an average American would reach to the Moon and back FIVE TIMES
Posted by: Miklos, no, who stopped spending money at CVS when they stopped selling cigarettes at March 15, 2021 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)
There is a variant of the popular uBlock Origin content blocker called 'Ad Nauseam' that automatically 'clicks' on every single link and ad on every web page one opens -- creating a 'chaff', as it were, of useless data to the collectors -- supposedly...
https://is.gd/ad_nauseam_firefox
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:00 AM (5ugpO)
Those CVS receipts are an abomination. They do this stuff to make it very hard for you to get your discounts. They want to make it look like they're giving you deals, but make it very difficult to actually get those deals.
All those discount coupons could be easily put right on your card. System could then see if you have any applicable when you check out. But no, they aren't gonna make it easy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Yes, the chaff idea. Everybody would send emails with the "keywords" in it. Or everybody describes some deadly terrorist attack they are about to launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:03 AM
You go first!
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:05 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: publius
They also require masks.
And more expensive (a lot) for Old Mama's prescriptions.
Posted by: Miklos farts in their general direction at March 15, 2021 03:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos will show no mercy to those oysters at March 15, 2021 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Can they abort the baby, cannibalize her profitable parts, sequester her carbon pollutants, and have her, too?
Posted by: n.n at March 15, 2021 03:08 AM (qfsFY)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:08 AM (5ugpO)
lol, you could not be more right. It is a big scam really. I am surprised the woke have not gone after them for killing so many trees. They produce these absurd receipts and no one questions it. Some of them can be several feet and it is all B.S. The few times they give you a buck or two off, the play is to no leave, but spend it right there, at that exact moment.
I remember when CVS stopped selling tobacco because they "cared about us" Bullshit really They are a business and they can make their own choices. But the absurdity of printing out fake coupons by the ream is long passed its time. But no doubt you are right, they assume most wont cash them, and certainly a very significant number of people will not cash in the "extra bucks". Their goal is to get you back in the store at most, and if all else fails, they gave you something you will not use.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:09 AM (4Mvym)
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This idea drove the plot line of Captain America :Winter Soldier. The "enemies" were chosen by what they would likely do based on patterns detected by a computer. Individual thinkers were targets.
Many thriller authors contain prophetic ( using that term lightly) elements.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:09 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai
Walgreens sells smokes
Blunts too
If SC ever legalizes marijuana, I bet CVS will reconsider
Posted by: Miklos, trending at March 15, 2021 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Many thriller authors contain prophetic ( using that term lightly) elements.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Good thing I have multiple personalities.
Posted by: Miklos, setting up an insanity defense for years at March 15, 2021 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)
RIP Max
Posted by: JROD at March 15, 2021 03:15 AM (0jZnq)
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I suppose I am because the last three words in that sentence might as well be Greek to me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:16 AM (IDhUW)
RIP Max
Posted by: JROD
The very definition of a Bad Day.
Posted by: Miklos will now self-medicate at March 15, 2021 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:17 AM (IDhUW)
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What is this?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Jeeves dons Arab garb at The Drones Bar har-har
Posted by: Miklos Wodehouse at March 15, 2021 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
RIP Max
Posted by: JROD at March 15, 2021 03:15 AM (0jZnq)
So sorry to hear that JROD.
Indeed, RIP Max.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:20 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, trending at March 15, 2021 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
I personally doubt that. They made their choice and for some reason they thought people would care. Sure you might be right about pot as it is obviously not habit forming, not addictive, and really healthy when you think about it. I would have guessed SC would never legalize pot, but then again I thought the same of many other places. I used to think VA would be the absolutely last place to do it, and so far I don't think they have per se. But legalization is very over rated.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:21 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin
A few years ago I attended a FBI cyber security talk. The agent talked about being on the lookout for foreign nationals or criminal organizations trying to become employees to gain access to your systems to do nefarious activities. Someone asked if the feds do the same thing. Agent basically looked at his watch and said, oh look at the time and left.
With that it's time for bed
Posted by: Beartooth at March 15, 2021 03:21 AM (ZN7T5)
is decriminalization that really matters. Pot is rampant because you
can't get into trouble for using it unless you do something wrong. All
legalization does is let the government get the biggest cut.
pot is not legal in Amsterdam. At least it wasn't a few years ago. People are shocked by that fact, but it is only because they don't know what the term means.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:22 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:16 AM
DNS = Domain Name System -- the innerwebz phonebook...
ISP = Innerwebz Service Provider, aka, The F*cking Cable Company and/or Phone Company...
Server = a computer, someone else's, not yours, that manages traffic on teh innerwebz...
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:23 AM (5ugpO)
With that it's time for bed
Posted by: Beartooth
Your Sleep Number is 6
Posted by: Miklos, who has Friends at March 15, 2021 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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What is this?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Jeeves dons Arab garb at The Drones Bar har-har
Posted by: Miklos Wodehouse at March 15, 2021 03:20 AM
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While this seems theoretically feasible, I'm sensing that it has an alternative meaning.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Quint
I didn't, when I was bouncing off the walls of charming European Amsterdam
Posted by: Miklos, thinking a "Coffee Shop"" Waffle House fusion concept at March 15, 2021 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)
DNS = domain name system. Everything has a numerica IP address. Think of it as a phone number. ace.mu.nu is 216.18.211.179. That's a 32 bit number represented in octets.
But, you don't want to have to try to remember all those IP addresses. It would be impossible. So the DNS system was created to allow you to associate a friendly name (ace.mu.nu or boobsnbutts.com) to the actual numeric address.
When you access a website (or send an email or anything), your system has to resolve the name. It sends a query to the DNS system to do that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:16 AM
The gist of it is, when you visit a website, your cable company can see what you connect to since your using its 'phonebook' to look up the connections, so don't do that if you think the scumbags are collecting and selling your data!
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:28 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 03:29 AM (fYcSe)
Butlerian Jihad, part of the Dune universe history:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Dune:_The_Butlerian_Jihad
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking a "Coffee Shop"" Waffle House fusion concept at March 15, 2021 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)
last time I had it was in Amsterdam (then again, it might have been lost in a boating accident). That was the previous century mind you, so I guess you know how much it means to me. But anyway, for sure it was readily available. But it was not technically legal. The Euros are smart, they leave open the option to bush you if you act like a jagoff. Americans want something to be legal or not legal, period. The end result is the government takes over the industry.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:30 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: Miklos, who was framed, transparently at March 15, 2021 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:31 AM (5ugpO)
I can choose to use a different server? Or choose a DNS rather than have it assigned?
Thank you for the explanation. I think I understood it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:33 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:33 AM (5ugpO)
But your ISP knows every damn IP address you connect to anyway, since all that traffic goes through their pipes. Reverse DNS lookups are easily done from that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
*throws IMEI in the air like he just don't care*
Posted by: Miklos, sometimes hard to follow at March 15, 2021 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Reverse DNA hookups?
Posted by: the coveted Tranny demographic at March 15, 2021 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 03:38 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:33 AM
You can do this! Instructions here (for Cloudflare):
https://is.gd/set_up_cloudflare_dns
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:38 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:38 AM (IDhUW)
We can't do that but we can definitely refuse any further acquiescence to their demands. I believe we're entering this phase and all these groups are going to get be very very surprised at the reactions and results.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2021 03:39 AM (OikrH)
Forward DNS lookup: Give me the IP address(es) of www.ButtSlutsInHeat.com.
Reverse DNS lookup: Give me the names associated with the IP address blah.blah.blah.blah.
Forward is like looking up the phone number for John Smith. Reverse is give me the name associated with 555-5555.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:39 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: Jenny at March 15, 2021 03:42 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:38 AM (IDhUW)
it should be legal to grow and use as long as you are not bothering anyone else. But the reality is 90 percent of proponents are all in on a government take over. They want their vice, and the hook is letting the government make a ton. How about actual freedom? Live and let live, and all that b.s.?
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:43 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:43 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos not doing no 3 AM umlauts, learned that lesson at March 15, 2021 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)
The internet was never designed for privacy. In fact just the opposite it was made so that a conversation could be reconstructed if necessary or at least the addresses accessed and the time.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2021 03:45 AM (OikrH)
Posted by: Jenny at March 15, 2021 03:46 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Que Sera, Sera
Posted by: DorisNS Day at March 15, 2021 03:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos in Error at March 15, 2021 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Depends on how everything is configured. You can set an individual machine to use a particular DNS server. You can tell your router to do so as well.
A typical default home router setup usually has the router as the DHCP server which gives the machines the DNS server to use. You can program the router to use a different one, and it will then direct all your machines to that one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2021 03:49 AM (OikrH)
Was the mirage responsible for the Flying Dutchman?
Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2021 03:49 AM (FhXTo)
further acquiescence to their demands. I believe we're entering this
phase and all these groups are going to get be very very surprised at
the reactions and results.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2021 03:39 AM (OikrH)
I understand what you said and appreciate your hope. But to be honest, I don't see that as even a possibility in half of this nation. These people are not going to decide they gave up all this shit, and all of a sudden, enough is enough. Again, I hear where you are coming from. But that was a different America. Today you can never be too woke, and half the country at the LEAST wants nothing more than to be well to the left of modern wokeism.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:49 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:49 AM (5ugpO)
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I can only speak for myself, I am absolutely at that point. I'm a nice person, I do my best to get along with others. To continue to appease the perpetually offended is like giving in to a two year old's temper tantrum. Bad idea.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:50 AM (IDhUW)
The early days, when the Internet was basically a few large universities (and the military) playing around, the DNS system was a nice secretary at one of the computer science depts.
She was in charge of assigning IP addresses to different system. She had a master hosts file, which she would provide to all members.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:51 AM (Mzdiz)
I forget to type Stanford. She was a nice older lady secretary at one of the Stanford computer depts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, that depends on how you figure. Not figure, exactly. A nice configuration can cut a fine figure. Now figs can be configured, but that branches off into the humus.
Posted by: Hank "Miklos" Kimball, County Configuration Agent at March 15, 2021 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 03:54 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2021 03:54 AM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Jenny at March 15, 2021 03:54 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 03:55 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: publius,
Yep.
And hosted all the members.
Posted by: Miklos, sorry, real slow over the plate at March 15, 2021 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Hank Kimball, or County Kimball, your Hank agent, was one of the greatest comedic characters of all time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 03:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, Supreme Authority of Mikosistan at March 15, 2021 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 03:57 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 03:57 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: publius
My Mentor
Posted by: Miklos, well not Miklos exactly at March 15, 2021 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 15, 2021 04:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Haney at March 15, 2021 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at March 15, 2021 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 04:03 AM (4Mvym)
One of the morning zoo radio shows at one time had this guy on who could do Mr. Haney's voice to a T. They'd have him on to do a bit every so often. One that had me laughing was him selling "Genuine American Eagle commemorative national coins. Every coin has a genuine American eagle on the back, and a genuine portrait of George Washington on the front. You can have these for the low, low price of just $1".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 04:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling that the Ablative Absolute id Your Friend at March 15, 2021 04:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 04:09 AM (fYcSe)
Having just listened to a few songs from Mitch Miller and the Gang, I'd pit forward those days as the Golden Age of the Harmonica.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2021 04:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Seymour Butts IV, Esq, at March 15, 2021 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2021 04:16 AM (H7uCo)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 04:09 AM (fYcSe)
soon as i typed that, I wondered about that line lol. No way was it intended. I would not want to have a procedure but we all have to do them sometimes. People know me here and I was not making light of it. I was wishing you well. I am not going to explain it because it speaks for itself. You have mentioned it a few times and I wish you well, and when it is no longer on your plate, that will be a good thing.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 04:16 AM (4Mvym)
*not sure if this is actually defamatory*
Posted by: Seymour Butts IV, Esq, at March 15, 2021 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
to me it was. i have about a hundred well wishes to back that up. But I also realize this is about the worst method of communication unless people have a vibe. But enough about it. I know what I said and what I intended.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 04:19 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2021 04:16 AM (H7uCo)
yeah this sucks. Give me back my hour!
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 04:20 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2021 04:20 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2021 04:22 AM (H7uCo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2021 04:23 AM (H7uCo)
False, insulting, and possibly defamatory language, as well as expressions of mockery and ridicule are prohibited.
With a general exception for Democrats, Commies, Rinos, trolls and Idiots.
As you were
Posted by: the HR chick at MiklosCorp can do a sweet "bosun's whistle" at March 15, 2021 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 04:27 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: SFGoth
Wontons?
I have wanton wontons
Ate all the kimchi though
Posted by: Miklos been heah fo houah, he go now at March 15, 2021 04:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Then stop asking for free money, move to a country with no "white privilege" anywhere and be happy.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 15, 2021 04:38 AM (O8fk2)
https://tinyurl.com/da4nxv5
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:46 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Any reason to spark up conversations amongst the hordes in the comments is great but as to content - fuq'ing ouch.
Posted by: Devlin McGregor at March 15, 2021 04:49 AM (yJftA)
PB on toast and late (for a Monday) out the door.
Hoping for a better day.
Later, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 15, 2021 04:53 AM (H7uCo)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 04:57 AM (Cxk7w)
My latest work on understanding the world. You all have heard the term 'resting bitch face' by now. And it is a real thing. You look at a person's face for the first time, and draw immediate conclusions. Valid or not, they are a guidance factor. Guess what -- There are people with 'resting happy person' faces too. They might be thinking about ripping your tonsils out with their teeth, but their facial structure radiates happiness.
So. What does this mean? Don't judge a book by its cover, perhaps. Actions, not appearances seems an obvious other conclusion.
Weigh in, ya bunch of morons.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2021 05:48 AM (F0YaR)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2021 05:50 AM (hOA3A)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 15, 2021 05:58 AM (ju2Fy)
This not be exactly correlated but I have dealt with this at times. So I am calling a help line for some company of this sort or that. I am not hard to get along it, the opposite is true if I can truly judge myself. But sometimes you hear a certain voice, a certain attitude, and then see the premonition is correct. When you find someone you absolutely know you will get nowhere with, you say goodbye, and move on.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:00 AM (4Mvym)
not sure what this says about me, but I would be lying if I didn't admit
that I have had conversations with customer service types that went way
longer than standard. But the thing I am trying to point out is
sometimes you really can tell a book by its cover. There is a point when
dealing with someone when you can flesh out whether further interaction
will be fruitful or a waste of time for all involved. What I don't
respect is people that get into arguments with people they know will
never get them where they want to be. The second I realize further
conversation will be a waste of time, I will end it amicably.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:00 AM (4Mvym)
Most people are right handed. A handshake is proof you ain't holding a weapon.
Again -- Appearances matter.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2021 06:00 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:02 AM (4Mvym)
salutes started the same way. They were a way to say you were unarmed. Also they were a sign of respect. The right handed thing I can't get to into. The reality is most people are right handed. If you are left handed, maybe that bothers you or maybe you think it makes you special and you can use it in some way.
In many cultures offering a left hand has many negative connotations outside or which hand you are more dexterous with. A weak ass fish hand always means bad things. And the one who offers is must realize he made the worst impression you can make.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:08 AM (4Mvym)
Most people are right handed. A handshake is proof you ain't holding a weapon.
Again -- Appearances matter.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Also a good way to get rid of the schmutz on your hand
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2021 06:19 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2021 06:20 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
I'll take care of my driveway, does that help?
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:24 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 15, 2021 06:20 AM (iTXRQ)
Send them to my place when you're done. We have about 3 feet of wet, spring snow here.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2021 06:24 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:26 AM (4Mvym)
If not....Impeach!
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:27 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
my F150 out front is a shapeless white mass- but we got off easy down here in Lakewood- maybe 1' of snow
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:28 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:28 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:31 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: wing at March 15, 2021 06:32 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:32 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: fluffy at March 15, 2021 06:33 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Quint
The group was Ides of March
Their big hit was Vehicle
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2021 06:35 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Jean
yeah I'd check my flight # first
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:37 AM (vd8XM)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 06:37 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 06:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
can't
front door blocked by snow
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:39 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:39 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 06:40 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
thanks. I had that one ass backwards for sure. I won't be forgetting it now though
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:40 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:41 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:42 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Quint
I'm here to help, more or less.
Now, where's that woman with the bad tooth?
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 06:44 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:44 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
If you can fix bad teeth, you will always be popular.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:44 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
They were a band from the west suburbs of Chicago, so WLS and WCFL gave Vehicle and LA Goodbye a lot of airplay
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:45 AM (vd8XM)
it's in my iTunes playlist "Gold"
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:46 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:45 AM (iTXRQ)
I did try that once.
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:46 AM (4Mvym)
brb
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:47 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB
HA! I've got it in my Ipod labled "Car Tunes"
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 06:50 AM (6ndCo)
Posted by: Bruce at March 15, 2021 06:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Quint at March 15, 2021 06:51 AM (4Mvym)
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 06:53 AM (6ndCo)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 06:54 AM (iTXRQ)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 15, 2021 06:54 AM (7OrCI)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 06:58 AM (arJlL)
So what was the self-congratulatory spectacle on TV last night?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:01 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:02 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 15, 2021 07:05 AM (iTXRQ)
He will be met by large crowds where ever he is going. Probably to except the gratitude for the vaccine he has delivered to the people. So nice of him.Is he coming to your hometown?
Posted by: Colin at March 15, 2021 07:06 AM (6ndCo)
"If he came out and said, 'Go and get vaccinated, it's really important for your health. the health of your family, and the health of the country,' it seems absolutely inevitable that the vast majority of people who are his close followers would listen to him." Dr? Anthony Fauci
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Wrong again. We're not cultists. We can make up our minds on our own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:10 AM (mht8P)
Helps explain the poor results certain communities had in America with the China virus compared to those same types of communities in Africa.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 15, 2021 07:14 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:17 AM (mht8P)
Fact check: True.
I've tried to cut all the sugar added crap from my diet but it is added to just about every processed and packaged food available.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 15, 2021 07:22 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 15, 2021 07:24 AM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: BifBewalski - DST SUX at March 15, 2021 07:24 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski - ask me how I know at March 15, 2021 07:25 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 07:26 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2021 07:27 AM (fYcSe)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (3D/fK)
And where is the fooking chow, now that you're up?
Posted by: BifBewalski - ask me how I know
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Dog: "Good morning, Daddy! We're going to have a great day together!"
Cat: "You're up. Where's my food?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:28 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Gooshy at March 15, 2021 07:29 AM (ULnfM)
I mostly don't anymore, I was just amazed at how widespread it was. Big corn syrup must be about the same size as big oil.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 15, 2021 07:29 AM (Vu7A1)
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