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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: callsign claymore at March 12, 2021 10:02 PM (sjppU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:02 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: wing at March 12, 2021 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: wing at March 12, 2021 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 12, 2021 10:04 PM (68uBc)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:04 PM (Rvt88)
Couldn't have happened to a bigger prick.
Posted by: Joey at March 12, 2021 10:05 PM (KIS2g)
Posted by: Toni at March 12, 2021 10:06 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: a non-Muldoon Miklos at March 12, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2021 10:07 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: a more Miklosian Miklos at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2021 10:09 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 10:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:11 PM (g17vp)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:11 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2021 10:12 PM (KIS2g)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:13 PM (g17vp)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 10:13 PM (RzGcW)
there were always a couple of dozen of them going
first thing they would do is sieve a few cattle ponds for bait
the shine they would bring is probably why my brain doesn't work quite right
it was a hoot tho
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:13 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 10:14 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 12, 2021 10:14 PM (68uBc)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2021 10:14 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
So is Fleshlight the Poon of processed meats?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2021 10:14 PM (KIS2g)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (RzGcW)
Every. Single. One. Of. Those. Has an achilles heel. It's called maintenance. Find the mechanic, and remove him. Failure comes at an Ao (ace of 'o') that's availability for operations. Measured in weeks. Those things have horrid availability metrics without proper maintenance. *types deletes*.
You know how to handle this without explicit instructions
Posted by: BifBewalski - go woke, go broke. at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Splunge
I'm thinking most of us aren't actually 29.
Posted by: mikeski is a fink at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (g17vp)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 10:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (g17vp)
Naw.
I've got hand issues...
How about you?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2021 10:16 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 12, 2021 10:17 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Splunge
How much are your clams?
Two clams apiece.
I'll take three.
!?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:17 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Splunge
I'm thinking most of us aren't actually 29.
Posted by: mikeski is a fink
I always thought Mary Worth looked an awful lot like Paul Ryan.
Posted by: but Miklos is oft mistaken at March 12, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
I am sorry to report that the turkey is no longer with us. It was killed by animal control, as it was becoming too aggressive.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (CAJOC)
Would not hit. Or pay money to. Or however onlyfans works.
Seriously what the f*ck is wrong with people? There are more naked people then you'll ever be able to watch on the internet anyway already.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:16 PM (oUcR5)
The Mustang is like his balls.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (nUhF0)
Da na na da na na da naa naa
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
Da na na da na na da naa naa
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:18 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:19 PM (g17vp)
I wonder how/why Indians are okay with having their image called inappropriate or harmful
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 12, 2021 10:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sandy at March 12, 2021 10:20 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: perfectly Normal Miklos at March 12, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 10:20 PM (nY32Z)
If the number one writer of hallmark movies is a Ms or a Mrs do we assume she's a lesbian too?
Posted by: Obligatory at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (qlFIA)
Da na na da na na da naa naa
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve
Da na na da na na da naa naa
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Basketball coach kick you off the team?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (oUcR5)
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I use a sifter to prepare flour.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (nUhF0)
Hell, that's what I use the bakery section of the local supermarket for
Posted by: Obligatory at March 12, 2021 10:22 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: cousin "Strawberry" Miklos at March 12, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 10:22 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (v16oJ)
60 Point of order, it does not say that Audi s5 bla blah blah (crrrrrap) is her choice. Maybe he always wanted an Audi and "love" is really his love of Audi vehicles.
okay this is possible. in order to confirm, is this gentleman a tremendous asshole?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 10:20 PM (nY32Z)
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You're thinking of the Incas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Miklos, referring to a well-known phrase at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread
Ooh. Deep. I'm keeping that.
Posted by: MkY at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (msfMx)
You're thinking of the Incas.
Those fucking amateurs.
Posted by: The Aztecs at March 12, 2021 10:24 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 10:24 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 12, 2021 10:24 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 10:22 PM (nUhF0)
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Rub some dirt on it and get back into the ONT! Real ONT denizens work through the pain of typos!
/ONT coach
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 12, 2021 10:24 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: tbodie at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
One of those dots in the sky?
Posted by: Miklos, and astronomically so at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bizzaro Pizzaro at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (qlFIA)
Watching a young Courtney Cox in Masters of the Universe with Dolph.
Two brests. Both Dolph's.
Joe Bob Briggs, says check it out.
*Nadine gags*
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm out at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (5ZHS+)
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Would you use a seine in the Seine?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: davidt
That's why I read first, post second. You beat me to it.
Posted by: MkY at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (msfMx)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (RGRIY)
My first wife bitched all the time about my cars taking up the garage, so sold them, an Alfa boat tail and a 72 280 SL
my present wife took my X4 over to Albany and traded for a Tucson
sometimes you lose perspective
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (J8bDE)
A hole bowl is a colander.
Each day we *stray* further from God's *light.*
Otherwise, what an entertaining ONT. Thanks WD.
(Who controls the horizontal????)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Mikleuse, virtually in Paris at March 12, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Watching a young Courtney Cox in Masters of the Universe with Dolph.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm out at March 12, 2021 10:25 PM (VcFUs)
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"How did they get the food on these little sticks?"
"Those are bones"
(or something like that. Haven't seen that movie in ages)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 10:27 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 10:27 PM (jyW7T)
I love men
What manner of CREATURE are the women who would make a man dispose of a hot car?!?!
I honestly.. I mean it breaks my black little orchid heart
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (BQL67)
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2021 10:23 PM (5ZHS+)
your right, told my brain didn't work right
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (6iURM)
I've read that Sappho's sin was not so much that she indulged in homosexual behaviour -- a "lesbian", as it were; but, much like many of the male homosexuals of the time, she preferentially perved out on the young...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (5ugpO)
How do you show you control someone completely? Make them give up the thing they love most.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2021 10:29 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:29 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: RI Red at March 12, 2021 10:29 PM (g17vp)
Posted by: Miklos "Jimmy" Durante at March 12, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
well... that is not love
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:30 PM (j9HX3)
Let me know when they used the USB ports than I will run for the loo
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 10:30 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 10:31 PM (ZN7T5)
The paired skywalks work like a trombone slide. Keeps the pedestrian connection intact and in some form of "workable", even if the buildings are swaying in the wind, as pictured.
And though I used to rappel off of skyscrapers for a living, I'm not walking that skywalk when the wind is blowing like that. Fatigue life and failure in materials is a real thing, and that assemblage is working and flexing like mad. Stress riser uber alles!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 10:31 PM (EMDmi)
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon
Posted by: Ghislane Maxwell at March 12, 2021 10:31 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (5ugpO)
Wait, are you telling me that homosexuality has a tendency to shade over into pedophilia? I can't believe that!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
My guess is that the first one was not in the exact spot that regulations specify - wrong distance from the curb, or a mm too low or something.
So they got his call, and asked themselves "what the f--- are we supposed to do if people don't wanna stop?" Then a supervisor told them to make sure it met state regs, and fix it if it didn't. They sent a crew out, and you first install a new one (wait for concrete to harden,) and then remove the old one.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (LWu6U)
well... that is not love
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Obligatory: What is love?
https://youtu.be/3rzgrP7VA_Q
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (5ugpO)
Said he didn't care for my high-heeled sneakers, or the way I was acting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (pxDdN)
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This is heresy. HERESY, I SAY!!!
Posted by: Torquemada at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (J8bDE)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM
You heard it here first!
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (5ugpO)
He's calculating the VAT tax
Posted by: a non-Muldoon Miklos at March 12, 2021 10:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Has the Horde been taking some secret super-snark pills I don't know about? The level has been off the top of the chart lately.
btw, Nice ONT WD
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (xPl2J)
Amusingly Milo Y got cancelled, nominally, for saying that he had sex with older men when he was a teen and he didn't think it was a big deal.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2021 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 10:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Jim
So.
White Hat Intruder Team at Mar-a-Miklos
Posted by: Miklos, be sure to inform the Gurkhas and Oddjob IV, fine young fellow at March 12, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
This is part of emergency egress requirements. They are designed to evacuate in a certain amount of time, so often twin towers will have these to allow faster evacuation. not always easy to do since the buildings also sway.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2021 10:35 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.
High heeled sneakers shouldn't be worn after Labor Day ... or something like that ...
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:36 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 10:36 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 10:37 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: Hadda-Miklos-Way at March 12, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 10:37 PM (EMDmi)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (xPl2J)
It sure does. Looks like the little toe and the 4th toe melded together.
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:38 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I'da let Tina hurt me. I may have even begged for it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:38 PM (Rvt88)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Damn Jim. That is The Best Math hidden in the AoS I have seen to date.
Posted by: tbodie at March 12, 2021 10:39 PM (cHbIE)
I'm not a car guy. With one exception that really does grab me, they're all just boxes on wheels that take me from A to B. I don't even enjoy driving. Atypical, I know. But that guy has no one to blame but himself. A guy who can't look his woman in the eye and tell her "no" gets what he deserves.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 10:40 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tonypete
Heh, get in line pal...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:40 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Anna Puma
*checks Debretts Peerage*
Harry identifies as a Duchess (morganatic)
Posted by: Sir Miklos, Hereditarily Pear Shaped at March 12, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (oUcR5)
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I use a sifter to prepare flour.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 10:21 PM (CAJOC)
I think you can sift through a sieve or a strainer. And strain through a sieve
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at March 12, 2021 10:40 PM (sJHOI)
I love men
What manner of CREATURE are the women who would make a man dispose of a hot car?!?!
I honestly.. I mean it breaks my black little orchid heart
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)
I thought the same thing.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:38 PM (Rvt8
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Not me man. Preemptive strike. It's the only way.
Posted by: Ike Turner at March 12, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Huh? How hard is that?
Posted by: Dogstar59 at March 12, 2021 10:41 PM (qLHb7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals.
Was that Jo Jo who thought he was a woman?
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:41 PM (oUcR5)
My how Britain has fallen.
tinyurl.com/2mt5k79h
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2021 10:41 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Obligatory
Everybody is somebody's fetish.
Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2021 10:42 PM (P1f+c)
hey so far I like Rumble a lot, just a suggestion
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:42 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Miklos, explaining "But Dad, It's at March 12, 2021 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Odds favor it.
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 12, 2021 10:43 PM (QZxDR)
I've tried to buy plenty of stuff that people just would sell
that becomes apparent very quickly in negotiations
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:43 PM (6iURM)
Said he didn't care for my high-heeled sneakers, or the way I was acting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)
*skips ahead* Good, are you done spitting on me too?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2021 10:44 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:44 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:44 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's
Not, the white ones, no.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing to "summer" in the Hamptons or probably Harry's Fish Camp at March 12, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
I've tried to buy plenty of stuff that people just would sell
that becomes apparent very quickly in negotiations
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 10:43 PM (6iURM)
I think he inherited it.
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah
But only colanders go on faces, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2021 10:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:48 PM (Rvt88)
You have the album! Or a good memory.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Finally figured it out! Cheech and Chong!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 10:48 PM (z79tQ)
: Tonypete
Second hand emotion?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (oT0A6)
Five feet of heaven with a pony tail
That sways with a wiggle when she walks
Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2021 10:48 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 12, 2021 10:26 PM (RGRIY)
I suspect there is going to be a lot of this during COVID. Teachers can't hold entire years back without creating a chokepoint, and if Little Precious is held back a few school board members may find they have to pretend they are gonna get tough with teachers to win their election. And teachers may face losing their hero status as well, so everyone gets advanced and some kids can look forward to hoping the minimum wage increases because that is all they are ever going to earn.
But hey, OrangeManBad is not tweeting, so win for the union!
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 10:49 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (5ugpO)
And?
Posted by: Whoreywood at March 12, 2021 10:49 PM (Ojki1)
For the record, that's not easy to do.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 10:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:49 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's
Not, the white ones, no.
Posted by: Miklos, preparing to "summer" in the Hamptons or probably Harry's Fish Camp
Shoe raaaaacist !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:49 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:50 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 12, 2021 10:50 PM (sjppU)
The one above looks like a hardtop, but can really be sure from that angle.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 12, 2021 10:50 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
uh oh.
I thought it was Beastie Boys ...
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (UUBmN)
Good evening y'all!
I do know we are somewhat skeptical about GP......but did anyone else hear the story about the veteran from Alabama arrested by the FBI just because he had an Oath Keepers hat and was talking to other Oath Keepers?
Mr. WDS keeps joking that they will be surrounding our house next
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)
We also learned the Aussie Rappel, which is running down the building face-down, with the descent control brake at center-belt on the backside. One hand controls the brake, and the other feeds line around the beltline to ensure if feeds smoothly through the brake. Thing is, you've GOT to run the descent, or the body position turns into a head-down flop, which you really don't want when 22 stories up. Oh, and we had to sneak that technique in only when working after the General Contractor's Supervisor had gone home for the day. Cause they'd have shit themselves at the potential for OSHA fines.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (QzJWU)
He's calculating the VAT tax
Posted by: a non-Muldoon Miklos
He's Conan the Simmer-ian.
Posted by: mikeski wishes he were as quick-witted at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM (P1f+c)
You have the album! Or a good memory.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Wore it out. My subversive, rebellious teen self.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM (4I/2K)
How B things?
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM (9Gr7n)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:50 PM (nxdel)
Go easy for as long as it takes.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (5ugpO)
Wait, are you telling me that homosexuality has a tendency to shade over into pedophilia? I can't believe that!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2021 10:32 PM (pxDdN)
5 years ago a lawyer would have banned you for postulating that.
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 10:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (axyOa)
They had the stunt men do that in Farscape: Peacekeeper Wars ... which was filmed in Australia ... so ...
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gwenn at March 12, 2021 10:52 PM
I rate this at one (1) *snort...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (5ugpO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 12, 2021 10:56 PM (sjppU)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 10:56 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Obligatory
Everybody is somebody's fetish.
Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2021 10:42 PM (P1f+c)
Every rule has an exception, and I am this rule's.
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 10:56 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Wore it out. My subversive, rebellious teen self.
Posted by: Count de Monet
My was lost in the Great Macramé Candle Holder fire of '75.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (Rvt88)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (QzJWU)
My God, Jim. I'd die of a heart attack.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mabe Galor, Queen of Hearts at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Miklos, preparing to raising a single eyebrow at March 12, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
They're pinned on de dense.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 10:58 PM (axyOa)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 10:51 PM (QzJWU)
Always fun to pull up about 20 feet of slack and get a running start so you can freefall for a little bit until the rope catches.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 10:58 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: #SuperStraight Sheriff Bart at March 12, 2021 10:58 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (nxdel)
That would be great! I should be home from tennis by noon, then I have a DATE at 4:30!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Miklos, ahemming at March 12, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 10:57 PM (nxdel)
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What are you wearing?
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at March 12, 2021 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 10:54 PM (axyOa)
Are we still talking about cars?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)
What are you wearing?
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland at March 12, 2021 10:59 PM (fLVm1)
Something provocative. Of course.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
A 1966 Mustang might be "fun" to drive occassionally, but I know from some experience that maintaining an "old " car (50 years old) can be a lot of work, a chore, and not always a labor of love. It gets old after a while.
An Audi S5 (new) would probably be a real scream to drive. Faster and handles better than that Mustang.
'66 Mustang GT might have been great...50 years ago, but that ain't a classic Ferrari. It's a Ford that is 50 years old.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 11:01 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
And with that news, a thousand hearts break in unison.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (uEbPt)
Things can and will get worse.
Bank on it. The Chinese are laughing.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tonypete
Bassetball
*teacher over the glasses glare*
Posted by: Miklos, who taught a kind of English at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (nxdel)
Ah, one of a zillion films I've never seen. Republic of Korea SWAT and SF teams were videoed extensively practicing the technique before the Seoul Olympics. Fortunately, they never had to employ it in action.
Alas, I never got to practice it in a weaponry training environment. Just some construction guys pushing the envelope of the commercial equipment for a laugh. No practical application, actually, UNLESS .mil or L.E. tactics to follow.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....
As a die hard Chevy fan I say this in all sincerity: HERETIC!!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:02 PM (oT0A
Lol!!!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Should I tell? Well...I guess...
My nicest shirt, some fresh tighty whites and my favorite crocks.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 12, 2021 11:03 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 11:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ...
So...buy stock?
Posted by: Miklos, with a Fritz Feld *POP!* at March 12, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2021 11:04 PM (qlFIA)
https://tinyurl.com/thzctv6m
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https://tinyurl.com/3zfetw2t
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:05 PM (qAR6u)
good way to get oneself kilt
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:05 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2021 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)
{{{WDS}}}
Yes. There is someone.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
ugh I mean as far as that goes... do you know how to drive or not? but setting that aside...
if you want the audi take a lease out. whatever. it's a glorified VW driven by assholes exclusively. you don't NEED to get rid of the real car for that.
I guess they didn't have the garage space or some nonsense. or he was spending too much time with the real car and not enough time scraping her feet or something useful.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:06 PM (oT0A6)
I'm very excited to vicariously live through you here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:07 PM (j9HX3)
https://tinyurl.com/3bk8dsay
https://tinyurl.com/3fb3ty8k
https://tinyurl.com/d8twzces
https://tinyurl.com/az7nhp3r
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Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:07 PM (qAR6u)
You use what you want to use and I'll do the same, meanwhile you can fuck right the fuck off.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:08 PM (8GXvx)
yes to everything you said, Bozo, but the value of the 'Stang is going up, up, up, while that Audi is going to be worth half in 3 years.
I have a friend who has a '68 fastback that completely rebuilt everything, engine puts out some ridiculous horsepower, 4 speed, and completely new modern suspension and disc brakes all around.
Cost him about $30k, handles close to that Audi, and he has turned down offers of $50k a couple of times. And it looks like an original '68, until you look close at the wheels and see the discs.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:09 PM (sy5kK)
I'm very excited to vicariously live through you here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:07 PM (j9HX3)
His house. He's making me dinner for the third time. I've only made dinner for him once so far! The Sunday we're going out to a nice place from brunch.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:10 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Bob Filner, Graduate, Encounter Groups of Cleveland
Something provocative. Of course.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
Provocative? A T-shirt that says "Super Straight"?
Posted by: mikeski is triggered at March 12, 2021 11:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:10 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 12, 2021 11:10 PM (QZxDR)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (j9HX3)
If you drive an Audi people automatically assume that you're a smug self-important asshole.
You could still be an asshole driving a Mustang, but it won't be an automatic assumption
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
Provocative? A T-shirt that says "Super Straight"?
Posted by: mikeski is triggered at March 12, 2021 11:10 PM (P1f+c)
I may wear my AOSHQ tee shirt. Do you think that's provocative enough?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
or is that prying?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (j9HX3
Lol!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:12 PM (6iURM)
every time some driver acts the asshat, it's an audi
I mean sometimes it's a volvo but that's when they are slow assholes
fast assholes are audi drivers
you can't compare a classic irreplaceable mustang with a generic crap mobile Audi I MEAN COME ON
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Adriane the Terrifying Children's Bedtime Stories Critic ... at March 12, 2021 11:14 PM (LPnfS)
It's top down weather here, and when I drive around guys and ladies with much cooler cars always smile and wave (bigly).
I suspect our opinions about convertible tops and masks are about the same.
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying the freedom at March 12, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
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Is it tight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:14 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Dwayne at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: ALH, Trump is my President at March 12, 2021 10:08 PM (oUcR5)
A sieve is what you use to classify particles according to size, and they usually come in sets, stacked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Miklos, from the Drive Time Zoo Crew at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 12, 2021 11:17 PM (QZxDR)
Closest I came to "litter" while on-rappel was dropping the wrapper from my lunchtime sammich. *rimshot. More seriously though, we did actively practice rescuing co-workers, both from rappelling rigs and swing stages.
Swing stages have far greater failure rates than any rappelling rig. But you can get more work done, faster, from a swing stage. Guess which most contractors choose? One thing I was very, VERY good at, was in setting up the rigging on all this gear. And not once, did I ever go over the parapet on gear I had not rigged, myself. (except when first learning the craft, and never thereafter.) Folks, let me tellya. 400 ft. of paired 1/2" nylon/Kevlar lines, weighs a bit more than you'd think. Don't stand anywhere near the vertical lines when they're on a building in your area. That spliced eye with the galvanized or stainless thimble in the middle, *can* easily kill whoever it hits after it falls.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 11:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:14 PM (fLVm1)
No.
Posted by: Ladyl
Don't have to be "tight" to be outta sight
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely quoting James Brown at March 12, 2021 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
The water it soon came in;
So to keep them dry, they wrapped their feet
In a pinky paper all folded neat,
And they fastened it down with a pin."
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 12, 2021 11:19 PM (QZxDR)
or has a presser ?
Posted by: REDACTED
I'm sure he'd like to go full Micheal Corleone.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:19 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: Six Degrees of slices of Kevin Bacon at March 12, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 11:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2021 10:15 PM (RzGcW)
Seconded. I wouldn't trade in a Yugo on an Owwie.
Well, maybe an old Audi Fox. Those things were a hoot to drive. We don't need no steenkin' quality control.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:20 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 12, 2021 11:22 PM (QZxDR)
Posted by: Miklos, vaguely quoting James Brown at March 12, 2021 11:18 PM
I believe you have to be uptight to be outta sight.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 11:23 PM (DMUuz)
But it's not about that. Sometimes it's just fun to fire up that old Detroit iron, crank up Jackie Brenton and his Delta Cats, and cruise. You get lots of smiles, honks and waves, plus people want to talk to you about it. Couple of weeks ago a girl told me she wanted to get a picture taken of her naked on the hood. I told her fine with me, but she hasn't followed through. Pity.
I will say one thing, the 135 HP (when new) V8, venting through twin pipes, SOUNDS so much better than my modern car, even though it's got less than half the power. Vroooom. VROOOOOOOM! Man, you gotta love it.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:23 PM (8GXvx)
tinyurl.com/ 3bfpczdc
Posted by: pookysgirl, finally getting some rest at March 12, 2021 11:23 PM (XKZwp)
246 Is it tight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:14 PM (fLVm1)
No.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
247
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
248 Squeezable bacon is just wrong.
Posted by: Dwayne at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 11:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Dwayne at March 12, 2021 11:16 PM
I've owned a Renault Alliance ("Car of the Year") and an Audi A4 turbo. Forced to choose at gunpoint, I would rather have the Alliance.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 12, 2021 11:24 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:24 PM (8GXvx)
I honestly.. I mean it breaks my black little orchid heart
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 10:28 PM (j9HX3)
Are you single? (waggles eybrows)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:24 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Miklos Piech at March 12, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
If you drive an Audi people automatically assume that you're a smug self-important asshole.
You could still be an asshole driving a Mustang, but it won't be an automatic assumption
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:11 PM (qAR6u)
My experience is that while some Audi drivers can be assholes, I've had a much higher asshole driver quotient with BMW drivers in my AO.
Like a BMW driver turning left over a double yellow line directly in front of me as I was going 40+ mph, locking up my brakes, and getting flipped off as he miraculously scoots out of the way with seemingly inches until the crash.
Oh, for locals and those that have visited, that would be in Bellevue. And other variations of that kind of shitty driving. All in Bellevue.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 11:12 PM (j9HX3)
I remember when every BMW driver was a raging asshole in the 80's and 90's. Sometime in the 00's they migrated to Audis.
What did assholes drive in the 60's and 70's? I'd say Jags but they spent too much time behind tow trucks to engender smug assholery.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:26 PM (qAR6u)
Does it really matter if Killer Kuomo resigns now? He's done about as much damage as he possibly could already.
Posted by: Trimegistus
True, but it gives me an unhealthy joy to see him rotate over the fire.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:26 PM (oT0A6)
Closest I came to "litter" while on-rappel was dropping the wrapper from my lunchtime sammich. *rimshot. More seriously though, we did actively practice rescuing co-workers, both from rappelling rigs and swing stages.
----
I get nervous taking the elevator past the 4th floor.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 12, 2021 11:26 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Miklos, too busy gettin' down for you clowns HEH at March 12, 2021 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Porsches?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 12, 2021 11:27 PM (ZSK0i)
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I'm sure he'd like to go full Michael Corleone.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:19 PM
I wish he'd do a Budd Dwyer.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 12, 2021 11:27 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 10:33 PM (SchxB)
Nashville sneakers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4o7eBL5434
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:29 PM (mzC78)
venting through twin pipes, SOUNDS so much better than my modern car,
even though it's got less than half the power. Vroooom. VROOOOOOOM! Man,
you gotta love it.
Posted by: Weirddave
But those old HP ratings were in REAL HP...My sons lawnmower has the same rating as my D4!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:29 PM (oT0A6)
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'68 El Camino, 327, quad carb, headers, Edelbrock manifold, racing cam, burned a quart of oil every 100 miles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:30 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2021 11:31 PM (fLv2A)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 11:09 PM
It's probably a little too soon to tell him about your Hall Of Fame status here on the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 11:31 PM (DMUuz)
Back when they were manually cranked windows, no "safety" stuff other than 3point belts, but the engineering for brakes, suspension and steering was absolutely top notch. A human-drivable slot-car if ever one was. Pity, Mr. Head Gasket said "goodbye", and after the repair, it was an oil-burner of near diesel proportions. It's death was me watching a piston and connecting rod bouncing behind the car via the rear-view mirror. Hole in the side of the block you could serve a 2 liter soda bottle through. That's when I knew, that car would go to the breakers and not the garage.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 11:33 PM (QzJWU)
And many thanks to all who last night gave advice on my upcoming spinal fusion. It's scary, but your advice was comforting.
Amyone heard from Slap? Saw him around the other day, but called tonight and got no response.
Posted by: Farmer at March 12, 2021 11:33 PM (55Qr6)
you gotta love it.
Posted by: Weirddave
I remember that. Didn't know they still sell vacuum cleaners door-to-door.
Posted by: Miklos, also on commission at March 12, 2021 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:33 PM (qAR6u)
And all night long we see you supporting them.
You can fuck right the fuck off.
Posted by: Dogstar59 at March 12, 2021 11:35 PM (qLHb7)
Closest I came to "litter" while on-rappel was dropping the wrapper from my lunchtime sammich. *rimshot. More seriously though, we did actively practice rescuing co-workers, both from rappelling rigs and swing stages.
----
I get nervous taking the elevator past the 4th floor.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:26 PM (sy5kK)
A litter rappel is where you put the patient in a litter (well strapped in) and one person on either side rappels down the cliff holding the litter with one hand and his own rope with the other hand. The trick is keeping the patient from banging into the cliff while you go down. Level and horizontal is bonus points.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:36 PM (BMmaB)
Sometime in the late 90's they switched to Lexus SUV Rx300 330 350
Now I gotta admit, Audi seems to garner more than their share.
I wonder why asshole drivers seem to flock to certain brands at certain times. Is there a convention, or a reddit subgroup?
Or do they all belong to the same cycling club and chat while buying their latest spandex "sponsorship" gear?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 11:37 PM (z79tQ)
How hard can it be to start an account at someplace that isn't Twitter, so you can post your videos there and link them here?
Huh? How hard is that?
Posted by: Dogstar59 at March 12, 2021 11:37 PM (qLHb7)
And 80s.
Anything with a Car Bra.
For a few hundred dollars worth of vinyl, you too could be an asshole.
Posted by: Miklos, Lawn Defender First Class at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (8IiN8)
How hard can it be to start an account at someplace that isn't Twitter, so you can post your videos there and link them here?
Huh? How hard is that?
Posted by: Dogstar59 at March 12, 2021 11:37 PM (qLHb7)
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You're asking the guy with velcro closures on his sneakers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (fLVm1)
You mean, unlike Ace himself, who covers Twitter extensively? Interesting that you choose to make these complaints to WeirdDave, who is on record as being a softy when it comes to banning, rather than to Ace, who would invite you to groom your nethers with a chainsaw.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Miklos Piech at
We had an 1987 VW Fox. In reality it was half VW, half Audi. The German car repair shop would get exasperated trying to figure which part was VW or Audi so he could fix it. We put 360,000 miles on that car. Mechanic told us one day he couldn't repair anymore.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (ZN7T5)
Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (zcf1k)
OK, I lied. It's not interesting. More like pathetic.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dogstar59
I see your off-fuck, and raise you a giant stack of black Fuck-you chips.
Posted by: Miklos, who is Rated at some casinos at March 12, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Keyboard warrior in da house!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 11:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:23 PM (8GXvx)
High-fives Weird Dave.
How is Big doing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:42 PM (mzC78)
Anything with a Car Bra.
For a few hundred dollars worth of vinyl, you too could be an asshole.
Posted by: Miklos, Lawn Defender First Class at March 12, 2021 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
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I had an Infiniti G35 coupe, six-speed manual, red. I had a car bra on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:42 PM (fLVm1)
'57 Cadillac El Dorado didn't need a Car Bra. Nah, those Torpedo Tits out on the front bumper flew proudly nekkid' pointing into the breeze, with nary a wink of modesty or shame. Glorious times. Glorious!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 12, 2021 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
They have medication for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den is Not My Chairman at March 12, 2021 11:43 PM (II3Gr)
But the most fun is fast rope. It's about a 4 inch rope that hangs from the helicopter door, and you put your insteps on it and your gloved hands and slide down like the Batpole. The when you get to the ground, get the hell out of the way because someone else is coming down right on top of you. The idea is to clear the helicopter in a few seconds.
A fast rope accident (end of the rope was about 10 feet off the ground, then another soldier landed on top of the first one down) was how the injury happened that started the whole debacle in Mogadishu.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:43 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: kbdabear
I'd like my old 63 GranPrix back. I loved that ride, and I killed it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 12, 2021 11:43 PM (oT0A6)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 11:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Miklos Piech at March 12, 2021 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
It was basically a VW Rabbit with the engine axis turned 90 degrees. But they handled so much better than a Rabbit. You could not help but get a grin your on your face, driving one, even as the door handles fell off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Miklos believes in Redemption at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8GXvx)
litter (well strapped in) and one person on either side rappels down the
cliff holding the litter with one hand and his own rope with the other
hand. The trick is keeping the patient from banging into the cliff while
you go down. Level and horizontal is bonus points.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:36 PM (BMmaB)
Sounds like you have been to the 8o' cliff.
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8SSHh)
can you imagine such a thing
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (6iURM)
You have seen me cuss before, no need to repeat it now. I cannot think of a group that I thought so highly of at one time, and now think of them as untrustworthy dirtbags. Don't care if they can find me, kick my door down, and shoot me for some made up reason. They are untrustworthy dirtbags anyway, all from the results of their own actions.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8SSHh)
Class 4-83. It was cold. Very cold.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (BMmaB)
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complete simpery.
You can fucking lease an audi. The mustang is an antique. A rare piece of art more than a daily driver.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 11:48 PM (sleTW)
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8SSHh)
Class 4-83. It was cold. Very cold.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (BMmaB)
And I had the "pleasure" of riding the litter once.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:48 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Miklos, also wants the Eismeer Blue at March 12, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:49 PM (8SSHh)
I mean, fifty years ago, I had teachers in junior high school trying to pound this point into our heads. It's not that difficult to understand.
Putting stupid and self-righteous people like Gupta into positions of power is scary.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 12, 2021 11:49 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Miklos, seeing this and not letting it pass at March 12, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 11:50 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
The perception of them was perhaps too high to begin with, but they've truly earned their reps now.
...but...but Ham and Eggers... nah bruh.
A sanctioned mafia.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Papa "Miklos" Hemingway at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8GXvx)
I am so happy to hear that, WD. Still suffering here in the AZ sunshine (it rained this evening).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (mzC78)
Or so they say
Posted by: Miklos, seeing this and not letting it pass at March 12, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Punch line to a different joke.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2021 11:52 PM (fLVm1)
can you imagine such a thing
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (6iURM)
I had a '99 Expedition, and had an insert with a ball on it the entire time I ran it.
I got rear-ended 3 different times, and zero damage on my rig. The others, all damaged, and one had a radiator gush out like a waterfall.
Wasn't my fault they couldn't stop because they either weren't paying attention or tailgated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miklos, driving a Volks at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:46 PM (8SSHh)
Class 4-83. It was cold. Very cold.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (BMmaB)
Class of 9-70. We started in February.
My buddy and I were holding break for them to lower the litter when he couldn't hold. I had to wait for the next guy.
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2021 11:54 PM (8SSHh)
can you imagine such a thing
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (6iURM)
I had a '99 Expedition, and had an insert with a ball on it the entire time I ran it.
I got rear-ended 3 different times, and zero damage on my rig. The others, all damaged, and one had a radiator gush out like a waterfall.
Wasn't my fault they couldn't stop because they either weren't paying attention or tailgated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (sy5kK)
What was the violation? Are ball mounts illegal in NYC?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:54 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Miklos, and made in Mexico, NTTAWWT at March 12, 2021 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Papa "Miklos" Hemingway at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
I like pithy
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 12, 2021 11:53 PM (z79tQ)
Trump said Pithy!!1!11 Impeach!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 12, 2021 11:54 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 11:55 PM (zcf1k)
can you imagine such a thing
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:47 PM (6iURM)
Actually, it's an offense in many jurisdictions to have a ball mount in the receiver, when a trailer is not in tow. Causes damage to shins. Ask me how I know. I'm my own worst enemy in that regard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:55 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 11:51 PM (zcf1k)
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You mean James Comey?
/I learned here in this comments section that the cross-dressing allegations against Hoover was a Soviet disinformation op (have not personally researched) and -- at least -- Hoover was a vehement anti-communist (this I have personally confirmed), so he had that going for him ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 11:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:54 PM (BMmaB)
I guess if they're not in use, you're supposed to remove the mount, if possible
hell, I got a ticket on the Tri Boro for hitting a traffic cone
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:58 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 11:58 PM (sleTW)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:55 PM (mzC7
I never knew that.
@LeftCoast, I did have my tailgate down once when I got rear-ended. Just had to replace the tailgate, which was nice.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 11:55 PM (mzC7
sounds like a certain someone is a butt watcher
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 13, 2021 12:00 AM (su3mP)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (BMmaB)
you're lucky, usually blows out the pivot cradles on the body, which are a bitch to replace
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2021 12:01 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 13, 2021 12:02 AM (sleTW)
Posted by: REDACTED
https://tinyurl.com/yf52zkf9
Posted by: The Miklosian carefully curated collection of Antique Musics, soon to be banned at March 13, 2021 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 13, 2021 12:02 AM (QZxDR)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 13, 2021 12:03 AM (sleTW)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
The women
How much for the women
Posted by: One of the Blues Brothers at March 13, 2021 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (6iURM)
You say that as though there were something wrong with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:03 AM (mzC78)
A 340 Dodge Dart was scary fast. A large part of the scary was because they had Mopar suspensions
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:03 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:05 AM (qAR6u)
I might start talking about my 74 MGB and get called a non-super straight.
Posted by: RI Red at March 13, 2021 12:06 AM (OQrA8)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 11:59 PM (6iURM)
When I think of asses, a woman's ass... something just comes out of me
Posted by: Lt Vincent Hanna at March 13, 2021 12:06 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:03 AM (qAR6u)
You could get a 289 V8 in a Studebaker Lark as early as 1961, which made it as hot or hotter than any compact car from the Big 3.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:10 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC7
That's what you'd call a "sleeper". Embarrass the shit out of some clown who took you for a dork.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:12 AM (qAR6u)
for me, car wise, that was an accomplishment
still had to Rube Goldberg it, tho
nothing on my plow truck is kosher
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2021 12:13 AM (6iURM)
That said, it's roll-on acceleration when floored at speeds from 40mph and above, was immediate and frightening. Mopar suspension and over-powered power steering, makes for a twitchy, twitchy car. But from the line, or a 20mph floorboarding.. it was just a straight up lazy ass dog. I sold it because it's AC problems just couldn't be cured, which in San Antonio in the summer, just ain't right.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2021 12:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Love in the time of Pandemic. by Miklos Garcia Marquez at March 13, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:10 AM (qAR6u)
Amen to that.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2021 12:14 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:10 AM (qAR6u)
By the 1960's, drum brakes were not crude. They were at their peak of development. Self energizing and self adjusting, and powerful enough to lock up all four wheels on any car with which they were fitted. Their greatest weakness was not having the heat dissipation capacity for repeated high-effort stops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:19 AM (mzC78)
Bias ply tires? The manufacturers' showroom original equipment kept getting cheaper, but there were tires available from any tire shop that were perfectly capable of handling what was dealt them. It was not the laying of the plies that caused the issues.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2021 12:20 AM (zMFmR)
I think he sold it to me for like 3K
I didn't drive it much
then I sold it to a friend of mine for maybe 6 or 7 K
He died last year but his son got the car
I wanted it back
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2021 12:22 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2021 12:25 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2021 12:12 AM (qAR6u)
Look up the Pure Stock Muscle Car Drags. Racer Ted Harbit (who is one of the nicest gentlemen you could ever meet) has blown away numerous big block muscle cars driving either George Krem's '64 Commander, called the Plain Brown Wrapper, or his own '63 supercharged Lark, called the Stude Tomato. I have seen Ted race; he is Mr. Consistency when it comes to reaction time. Mad skills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (mzC78)
Anybody got some cute boy butt pics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (mzC7
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Pffft.
Posted by: The Stig at March 13, 2021 12:27 AM (fLVm1)
Anybody got some cute boy butt pics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
This.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at March 13, 2021 12:28 AM (Ojki1)
Anybody got some cute boy butt pics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
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Hairless or with hair?
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at March 13, 2021 12:28 AM (fLVm1)
I'm convinced that Corey Burton voiced the DCAU version of Brainiac as an homage to Mr. Perrin.
He even says something like "You are about to embark upon a great adventure" in one of the JCU episodes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:29 AM (OU+8W)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2021 12:25 AM (BMmaB)
Two friends of mine had Alfa Romeo Montreals. Beautiful cars, DOHC V8, 5 speed transmission. I got to drive one once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:29 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:30 AM (OU+8W)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 12:31 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 13, 2021 12:31 AM (3/XaG)
So, how is everyone tonight?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:30 AM (OU+8W)
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Drunk, thank you. And how are you?
*hic*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2021 12:31 AM (fLVm1)
Anybody got some cute boy butt pics?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
My scanner is on a weak shelf. And, for some obscure reason, Linux Mint doesn't see the scanner, although it recoignizes the printer just fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:32 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: a rare Haiku from Miklos-san at March 13, 2021 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Well, if he says it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 12:31 AM (B0mGw)
Did Donde do the big eye sparkle thing as well?
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2021 12:32 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:32 AM (OU+8W)
Well, if he says it.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 12:31 AM (B0mGw)
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Go short on Amazon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2021 12:32 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2021 12:33 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2021 12:34 AM (BMmaB)
I think ace can help you with that.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2021 12:34 AM (BMmaB)
If it is weak enough gravity will take care of it.
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2021 12:35 AM (Ojki1)
So, how is everyone tonight?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:30 AM (OU+8W)
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Drunk, thank you. And how are you?
*hic*
Posted by: Cicero
Solidarność!
Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at March 13, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
The 1960's Outer Limits was the greatest 30-minute anthology show ever.
It's a pity they made the episodes an hour long. Most of the stories were stretched mercilessly. You should have heard the screaming. The famous episode "The Zanti Misfits" is so over long it's actually boring.
"Corpus Earthling," on the other hand, is one of the most terrifying things ever shown on television. Even the producers didn't want to air it.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:35 AM (OU+8W)
So, there is one whole long generation of their cars that never came here.
That Montreal is exceedingly rare. Cars don't get much prettier than that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2021 12:37 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 13, 2021 12:38 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:38 AM (OU+8W)
"Marco Rubio Says Amazon Can No Longer Count on GOP Help"
Well, if he says it.
Posted by: squid_hunt
Seems to me that upwards of 75 million of their voters can no longer count on their help, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 12:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
You..."had your way" with the ONT?
Hate to break this to you, but the ONT is not Entirely Pristine.
Posted by: Miklos, broken hearted and just now farted at March 13, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 13, 2021 12:38 AM (3/XaG)
This is true. I put a set of el-cheapo WalMart tires on the '60 Lark, and it blows through the "20 mph" traffic circle at Highway 88 and Superstition Boulevard at 35 mph like it was on rails, with nary a squeal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:43 AM (mzC78)
"There is nothing wrong with your Ace Of Spades ONT. Do not attempt to adjust the margins. We are controlling transmission. You are about to participate in a great adventure..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos and the Rocket 88s at March 13, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
"There is nothing wrong with your Ace Of Spades ONT. Do not attempt to adjust the margins. We are controlling transmission. You are about to participate in a great adventure..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
They try to keep their sanity with the help of their gray box friends.
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2021 12:46 AM (Ojki1)
At least, I hope that's a cloud. I'm not sure. And it's hard to look at it directly. It makes my eyes hurt.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:48 AM (OU+8W)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 12:49 AM (6BIEO)
That car weighed 3880 pounds, which seemed like a lot when I got the weight slip, but it was full-framed, and compared to other wagons that's not really much. We sure enjoyed it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2021 12:50 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 12:50 AM (6BIEO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2021 12:51 AM (3lW9V)
Good name for an album
Just need a band
Posted by: Miklos and the Rocket 88s at March 13, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Superstition Boulevard points right at Superstition Mountain, home of the famous Lost Dutchman Gold Mine. Highway 88 used to go somewhere, but it doesn't anymore, since a big chunk of it slid off a mountain. Ends at Tortilla Flat, now. Where there is a cool pub.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:52 AM (mzC78)
Anybody got some cute boy butt pics? Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
"Jeepers" drive and operate the (usually) quite capable, four-wheel-drive off road vehicles made under the Jeep brand, but also several other manufacturers vehicles fit into the "Jeep" mold, in terms of format and function.
"Hot Rodders" are some variation within the umbrella of Muscle Cars, Hot Rods, Rat Rods, Drag Racers, Street Racers and such. Mostly centered on 50s/60s/70s two door mid-size platforms, with engines larger than necessary for basic auto locomotion, but essential for neck-snapping acceleration and high top speeds.
/mansplain /snrk!
Jim (not cute nor a "boy", but certainly an ass)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2021 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:52 AM (U2p+3)
They try to keep their sanity with the help of their gray box friends.
Posted by: Bete
"They"?
Hey. We are "they" and not ghey, no way, Jose. Whatever the day, whatever you say, not ghey we stay.
Eh?
Posted by: Miklos, Bob, and Doug McKenzie Suess at March 13, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:53 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Miklos and the Rocket 88s at March 13, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, sounds like a lost Springsteen album.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2021 12:50 AM (zMFmR)
My Wagonaire got rehomed, back to the guy who made it into a cover car in 1982, with Liza the dog riding in the open sliding roof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 12:55 AM (mzC78)
I really want to purchase that particular box set and see what happens. Only problem is that I found out, Sony will be releasing *15* editions of those boxes, going through the entire Philadelphia International album catalog from 1971 to 1985. I hope I can keep up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2021 12:56 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Now see?
This is why a long distance driving car is a priority.
Preferably before gas goes to European price levels.
Posted by: Miklos, who has an entore collections of road trip materiel at March 13, 2021 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 12:52 AM (U2p+3)
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Not at this moment. She is deeply asleep. But in general - yes. She haunts my every waking moment. Constantly eating detritus, crawling under the wheels of my desk chair, you know the score.
Also, she's taken to screaming when she's feeling good. It annoys her mom, but not me. I scream back at her, and she gets more spooled up, and screams louder. Then I turn it up a notch, and so on, until we're coughing and spluttering. It's a vicious cycle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2021 12:57 AM (3lW9V)
Posted by: Miklos, who talks to all kinda people, non-judgementally of course, more negotiation at March 13, 2021 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Hey everyone! I've been promoted to Derp!
*makes hideously fake karate kata spastic air chops, from the seated position*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve
I lost interest in Springsteen when he got rid of The Big Man.
Posted by: Miklos, who likes saxophones, NY not so much at March 13, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
That makes my heart happy. Good for you. You and your family are always in my prayers.
You're a fortunate man. Enjoy your sweet family.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 01:02 AM (U2p+3)
How would you like to go to your grave with this as your biggest hit?:
https://youtu.be/5LkcMEIs5QA
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 01:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Miklos Jones with a bullhorn at March 13, 2021 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
The Rabbit Hole gets deep. Are they staggering releases? All of the same run #? That gets spendy...the trick is to find a new series where they undersell the 1st few editions like the MFSL One Step Abraxas and Bill Evans sets.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 01:04 AM (/H1mN)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 01:04 AM (/H1mN)
and I will
Run up and give you a big hug!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Tit Privilege
naked for everyone to see
Posted by: Miklos, trying to be outraged at March 13, 2021 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Now we just need an Opening Act.
Posted by: garrett
I will talk to Marleen
Posted by: Miklos, this parking lot gets busy sometimes at March 13, 2021 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
You ever get to the PNW, and I will show you the most amazing stuff ever.
And you'll eat like a king.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 01:07 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)
And you'll eat like a king.
Posted by: nurse ratched
two words:
Facediaper
Posted by: Miklos, invitation issued for August at March 13, 2021 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
"Brian Stetler tried 12 different brands of genital-enhancing pills, all sold at stores located near rural interstate highways. Here's what he found out..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 01:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, who likes saxophones, NY not so much at March 13, 2021 01:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Now there is an interesting synchronicity. I went to a hotel concert with the Crowbar band in Canmore, Alberta, 1980-something. Got talking with the sax player, Sonny del Rio, and the conversation steered towards Studebakers. I said, "I have one in the parking lot, you want to take it for a spin?" Sonny, "That would be great!" So we went for a short drive. He said, "Back in the day, I worked in the factory in Hamilton. I probably screwed the dome light into this very car."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 01:10 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2021 01:12 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I have a Small World story. Different, other than "Screwed".
Posted by: Miklos, tellin' the chirrens truth, cause how y'all gonna learn? at March 13, 2021 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
I am guessing that is one of the 101 ways.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 13, 2021 01:16 AM (A6JKa)
Three words..
Geoduck chowder.
Posted by: nurse ratched
There would have to be a scholarship involved.
Posted by: Miklos, identifying as an Evergreen State star recruit of indeterminate whatevs at March 13, 2021 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
I shall be honored to receive, ma'am. I'm a TxMoMeet veteran of Hordely Hugs!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2021 12:35 AM (OU+8W)
Watched that when I was a kid. Loved it, some of the episodes were quite scary.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 13, 2021 01:19 AM (5FCda)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZTs6ZpvJw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 01:20 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: RI Red at March 13, 2021 12:06 AM (OQrA
Own a '80. Rubber bumpers are more manly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2021 01:23 AM (7bRMQ)
Marleen says she is past that now (at least until her trailer payment comes due anyway)
So the Opening Band will be Geoduck Chowder
Posted by: Miklos, channelling Berry Gordy and Malcolm McLaren at March 13, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
If there is a bootleg recording, I bet Insom would like to have it
Posted by: Miklos, always thinking of others at March 13, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:29 AM (Jzz++)
If there is a bootleg recording, I bet Insom would like to have it
Posted by: Miklos, always thinking of others at March 13, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
I don't know if there is, but there are plenty of the real thing. They were an immensely FUN band, especially when they backed up Richard newell, aka King Biscuit Boy, who was one hell of blues harp player.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 01:30 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Geoffrey Miklos-Chaucer at March 13, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who changed his clocks a good six months ago at March 13, 2021 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Not sure whether I am jealous or ready for popcorn.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:33 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Early Morning Horde.
It is all about the time zones. Here on the frozen plains it is still late night. And it has been warm enough that they aren't really frozen. Kind of mushy in fact.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:35 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 01:36 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Bog
You could feed and hug Nurse
Posted by: Miklos, thinking logically at March 13, 2021 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Yep, as I've been rambling about, the price of everything is going to the Moon, Alice. Price of gravel went up $50 a load since I last bought some a couple of months ago. $600 vs $550. I did luck out -- the hauling guys charge by the load. The gravel place screwed up and overloaded him by over 1 ton. I got 22 tons instead of 20.5 - 21 tons.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 01:39 AM (/H1mN)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:40 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 12, 2021 10:34 PM (xPl2J)
Generally, a space between the big toe and the remaining toes is indicative of a dog hello mental disability.
It is quite commonly seen in people with Down syndrome - if a baby is born with that space (as well as other physical anomalies), it indicates to the doctor that further testing needs to be done.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Sexy Texas Neanderthal at March 13, 2021 01:40 AM (tv6Iw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Heh
Try buying sand
Wet vs dry weight
Posted by: Miklos, who used to play in South Carolina's biggest sandbox at March 13, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2021 01:41 AM (/H1mN)
Not sure whether I am jealous or ready for popcorn.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:33 AM (Jzz++)
This is how kinks start.
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2021 01:43 AM (Ojki1)
My father I got a load of gravel in one of our farm trucks back in the '90s. These trucks, f-700 class, are about 10 ton load, 15 ton or so gross, and that's a bit overloaded.
I pulled up under the crusher and boom! My father had told the operator to be careful. He wasn't. That poor truck, and thank God for the reinforced frame and overload springs. I don't know how much it had on it, I would be afraid to know.
We crept back home the back roads, and I never got out of 3rd gear, lo range on the axles. The whole time my butthole was drawn up tight enough to pinch off a hardened steel bolt. The dump wouldn't work, too much weight, and we had to shovel. The front end loader helped once we got the little tailgate out, but I shoveled a lot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2021 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, with a long distance request at March 13, 2021 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
I know there are lots of foods that are New Orleans associated but is there a spice that is particularly Naw Lins?
Thinking chili or something similar
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:44 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:33 AM (Jzz++)
This is how kinks start.
I thought this is how they culminate!
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:45 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I'll have to point out that Dr Fauci disagrees, and will circle back.
Posted by: Jen Pis-Sacki at March 13, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Para-Miklos at March 13, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2021 01:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, who likes saxophones, NY not so much
I don't think he got rid of him. Clarence Clemons died.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 13, 2021 01:50 AM (tjZg/)
I know there are lots of foods that are New Orleans associated but is there a spice that is particularly Naw Lins?
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Cayenne
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 13, 2021 01:51 AM (WD9ZA)
Filé
dried ground sassafras root
Used in gumbo (at the end)
Posted by: Pere Miklos Ubu at March 13, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I know there are lots of foods that are New Orleans associated but is there a spice that is particularly Naw Lins?
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Gris Gris
Posted by: Dr. John at March 13, 2021 01:53 AM (bPH26)
I don't think he got rid of him. Clarence Clemons died.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet
That's one way to do it.
I miss Clarence. He brought joy and fun to that band and to all his musical endeavors. Not sure what he was like in real life but his public persona was fantastic. Played in SF often when I was still out and about there.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:53 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos...BAM!!! at March 13, 2021 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
dried ground sassafras root
Used in gumbo (at the end)
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Posted by: Pere Miklos Ubu at March 13, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
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Son of a gun, gonna have fun on the bayou.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2021 01:54 AM (WGara)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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Mere coincidence.
Posted by: The Clintons at March 13, 2021 01:55 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: Pete Bog whose Ju Ju stepped on his Gris Gris at March 13, 2021 01:56 AM (Jzz++)
Good name for an album
Just need a bandPosted by: Miklos and the Rocket 88s at March 13, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
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Willie Peter and the Claymores
Snake and the Napes
Danger Close and the FPF's
you're welcome!
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 01:57 AM (8IiN8)
complete simpery.
You can fucking lease an audi. The mustang is an antique. A rare piece of art more than a daily driver.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 12, 2021 11:48
Since I totaled the Mariner in Jan our only car is a 20 yo Mustang. It's kinda fun to drive but we need something else. Anyone have a low mileage SUV they want to sell for about the 5 grand I got for my wriecked car?
Didn't think so, I'll keep looking.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2021 01:57 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Doug Kershaw at March 13, 2021 01:57 AM (bPH26)
Be well, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 01:57 AM (mzC78)
Y'all have a good evening -- I hate to do such a brief posting stint, but I'm fading out fast, and I've got more work to do tomorrow. Spreading gravel as you probably surmised. I ran a scrape blade all afternoon, and I will be spreading and scraping tomorrow.
The Duchess of the Carolinas needs proper accommodations for her motor carriage. Her Grace has spoken.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 13, 2021 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Pete Bog whose Ju Ju stepped on his Gris Gris at March 13, 2021 01:59 AM (Jzz++)
Snake and the Napes
Danger Close and the FPF's
you're welcome!
Posted by: redc1c4
You need an agent.
Just..sign here.
Posted by: Miklos from ASCAP or maybe similar at March 13, 2021 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Didn't think so, I'll keep looking.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2021 01:57 AM (55Qr6)
Heh. I just bought a '99 Suburban with 170000 miles for a thousand dollars. Means it is about half used up. No rust, ever. It could last me another ten years, should I choose to drive it exclusively.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2021 02:02 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 01:53
One of my fave songs was C Clemons "You're a Friend of Mine". Eggsalad.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2021 02:03 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I shall be highly surprised if I travel through and Her Duchessness informs me that her top has not been down.
Posted by: Miklos going topless until maybe November at March 13, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking sexy chick bouncers at March 13, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Then I started sneezing.
Posted by: Pete Bog whose Ju Ju stepped on his Gris Gris at March 13, 2021 01:56 AM (Jzz++)
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don't forget the trinity. or the Tabasco. or the Abita Turbo Dog!
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 02:06 AM (8IiN8)
Posted by: redc1c4
Abita is made from Abita Spring Water (meh, not New Orleans).
Tabasco is the MacInhenny's, who imported and unleashed nutrias.
The Trinity remains the Trinity, mes cheres.
Posted by: Miklos, not from Maine like that imposter with the French-kinda name at March 13, 2021 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
By the Trinity you mean Grenache, Syrah and Mourvèdre?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 02:16 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 13, 2021 02:19 AM (Jzz++)
I came to a fork in the road, and took the one less travelled but with the neon sign.
And that has made all the difference.
Posted by: Miklos, who could use a frosty at March 13, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 02:20 AM (a4EWo)
Sic Transit Dixie
Posted by: Miklos, who used to buy it by the longneck case at the brewery at March 13, 2021 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking sexy chick bouncers at March 13, 2021 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
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which is what it says on the front of my OD Green face diaper.
available on Etsy, for those who are interested. ;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 02:23 AM (8IiN8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 02:25 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Debby Happy, Everybody Happy
Posted by: Sri Miklosawannashawarma at March 13, 2021 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 13, 2021 02:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cesta de Plorable at March 13, 2021 02:29 AM (HbEWj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
There are a few Winn-Dixies left, not many.
There are even a few Piggly-Wigglys,
Piggly-Wiggly was the first modern supermarket, oddly enoughly.
Posted by: Miklosly, recalling when Winn-Dixie were "the beef people" because Florida beef at March 13, 2021 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, who remembers the strangest things at March 13, 2021 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Now to Beaufort NC (pronounced Bow-fort, not like SC Bew-fort) but only Yankees need this informations
Posted by: Miklos, prepared to teach fluent Redneck to "people" with enough money at March 13, 2021 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 13, 2021 02:42 AM (5FCda)
Posted by: pawn at March 13, 2021 02:42 AM (wD1uI)
Posted by: Miklos, prepared to teach fluent Redneck to wondering whose red Solo cup that is, and what might be at March 13, 2021 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 02:45 AM (a4EWo)
I thought my AAA membership got me roadside foot massages.
"No"
That's all they say, not sure what that means.
Posted by: Miklos, just off US 1 at March 13, 2021 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Oh heck.
She and Sharleen changed shifts, Darleen is there until 8.
Sharleen took the money for the bail bond for Marleen, so right now I am a FREE MAN
Posted by: Miklos, just talking to Bythelia (but she likes to be called Stella) at the Circle K at March 13, 2021 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 03:00 AM (a4EWo)
Can somebody please send poor Miklos an Asian hooker voucher before something regretful occurs?
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:03 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Miklos,veteran and old-timer, officially at March 13, 2021 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)
I keep hoping Pluto picks up Columbo because I could do that.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:07 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: squid_hunt
I am banned from all Asian-operated "establishments" because...reasons.
Other than nail salons. Apparently I'm still ok at nail salons. Which is nice but not really helpful.
Posted by: Miklos, now promoted to Facility Coordinator of the Halfway House at March 13, 2021 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)
The amount of conspiracy and collusion involved in this possibility is awe-inspiring.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:12 AM (B0mGw)
I did the bondo and paint right where she hit Uncle Roy's truck
So that's her all right
Circling the block (it's really just a parking lot and loading area, where we take out the used fry oil)
Wonder if Jimmy's in there...no, driving like a girl.
Angry angry girl
Posted by: Miklos, now demoted to pre-release Facility Coordinator of the Halfway House at March 13, 2021 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:20 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at March 13, 2021 03:20 AM (uxUoN)
Filé
dried ground sassafras root
Used in gumbo (at the end)
Posted by: Pere Miklos Ubu
Ah, did not know that. Interesting.
Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2021 03:24 AM (6/917)
Posted by: squid_hunt
It was the Phillipeen Ambassador
Had to be him
Posted by: Miklos, not paranoid because REASONS at March 13, 2021 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Tony's.
"It was the Phillipeen Ambassador"
Maybe you'll think twice before challenging every Asian you see to a kung fu contest.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:27 AM (B0mGw)
Turns out they do bail bonds in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
So I got to calm down three women before Darleen finishes her shift.
The women will be Ok, because I moved the mobile homes (had to anyway). Used Jimmy's Dodge Ram, he wouldn't have minded if he knew.
Posted by: Miklos, holding the keys to hearts at March 13, 2021 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 03:34 AM (a4EWo)
Time and a half, the House is good about that, but life ain't easy.
I think I will put the women in the single wide, where they will be forced to "work through all issues", like the lady from Human Services always says.
Posted by: Miklos, gotta work, because people depend on me at March 13, 2021 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
A very collectible 30's MG
Posted by: Miklos, gotta sleep, because people depend on me at March 13, 2021 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)
It's not just NEOM. Incredible amount of building/expansion going on in Mecca and Jeddah.
Search out Zion's Hope MYSTERY BABYLON on utube.
Posted by: I'm not here at March 13, 2021 03:42 AM (UzQI1)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:45 AM (B0mGw)
Maybe she's shaving.
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2021 03:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 03:48 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 03:48 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 03:52 AM (a4EWo)
Mornin' Debby, and all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 03:56 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 03:58 AM (n2hE7)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 04:02 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 04:02 AM (B0mGw)
pretty sure i have the revolver he used, or one just like it.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 04:03 AM (n2hE7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, who is afraid of all the Darleens in the world, they are stronger than Karen at March 13, 2021 04:04 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 04:08 AM (n2hE7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:11 AM (a4EWo)
Red, I am laughing so hard right now because I honestly don't know what you were expecting to find.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 04:02 AM (B0mGw)
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oh, i was fairly certain what i would find, but it was at the low end of my low expectations.
that's just nasty, even on a bender as a young trooper out on a payday pass 3 day weekend.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 04:11 AM (n2hE7)
Mom has been uneasy about the dark outside for a while. It's bizarre tho that sometimes she will get up at night and not turn in her light or the hall light and start to go downstairs. That's when I know she is really "out of it"
She eats really small portions, but she still likes pretty much everything. She doesn't complain about it anyway! (Yet)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2021 04:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2021 04:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:15 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:17 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:20 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:22 AM (a4EWo)
And about 5 years ago, when we were driving home at night from my brother's house, she asked me how I knew where I was going because it was so dark. She was actually frightened that I wouldn't know the way. I assumed she was afraid of the dark then but I'm not sure she wasn't just confused.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:22 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:11 AM (a4EWo)
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i haven't had *any* coffee in longer than that... tannins in the brew do NOT get along with certain far reaches of my digestive tract that already has issues. same same with copious amounts of red wine....
more's the pity, because i LOVE both. it's a longer running version of the issue i have with soy these days, or cloudy, "bottle conditioned" ales and beer with the yeast bits in the bottle.
and lots of this started *before* i turned 29! i demand a recount and a refund: can i speak to a manager please?
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 04:23 AM (n2hE7)
Hoping there's some blueberries in our breakfast this morning!
I'm thinking pancakes....
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:24 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
My blood pressure is usually a bit on the low side. Neither of my parents have blood pressure issues and they are late 70s/early 80s. Hopefully I can keep drinking leaded coffee.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2021 04:25 AM (6/917)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:26 AM (Cxk7w)
I realized last night we have no bacon here. Apparently I failed at grocery shopping this week.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:27 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at March 13, 2021 04:30 AM (arJlL)
It was suggested more salt in her diet
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:30 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:30 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2021 04:32 AM (6/917)
Sad.
At least most of the previous snow has melted
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:33 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:33 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:33 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:42 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 04:44 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:46 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2021 04:48 AM (a4EWo)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2021 04:49 AM (ssAXQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Wrap beef in foil so it is airtight as possible. I haven't used a bag, but it would do the same thing probably. Bake at 350F until the beef hits 135F in the middle.
If there isn't a lot of fat in the beef, I'll add some oil to help keep it from drying out while it is cooking.
Posted by: G. Gnome, House Hunter at March 13, 2021 04:50 AM (OQcPl)
Please don't send that cold air our way. It finally got warm enough for me to go home from work in the morning without a jacket.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 13, 2021 04:56 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 04:57 AM (Cxk7w)
The asshole operator raised the bucket WAY UP HIGH and dumped it.
As my teacher put it, "He took the new right off my truck."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2021 05:02 AM (QE98t)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 05:03 AM (Z/jzm)
The only place I'm going is for a stiff drink and then back to bed. It's only 0100 here, but sciatica is giving me hell -- can't sleep. Hopefully the drink will help.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2021 05:05 AM (QE98t)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 13, 2021 05:07 AM (ju2Fy)
Are you talking about a brisket or a genuine old-fashioned corned beef (the kind that's got about 500 pounds of salt already in it)?
Brisket comes out beautifully in a crockpot. Put it on the six hour setting.
One tip: don't add much, if any, salt until about the last hour. It will be much more tender. Also, don't add potatoes too early or they will disintegrate.
If it's an old-fashioned salted beef, then you definitely don't want to add any salt. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2021 05:10 AM (QE98t)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:10 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 13, 2021 05:14 AM (ju2Fy)
Really lost a hour of sleep, will feel like a slug until get moving
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:10 AM
getting a jump on daylight savings time?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2021 05:16 AM (ssAXQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:26 AM (Cxk7w)
place on lowest burner, and bring to a boil, then neck down to barely simmering. after 3-4 hours, roll over, and cook for a few more hours (duration info on package mins/lb calculation (i know, no math) until fork goes into piece w/o resistance. remove from pot, let drain, tented, and rest, then slice.
crock pot will w*rk, just might not be big enough.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 05:27 AM (n2hE7)
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 13, 2021 05:30 AM (n2hE7)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:34 AM (Cxk7w)
Was supposed to go to dinner last night with my oldest friend.
That plan was bust when mom had an uber-crazy day that involved a lot of laundry.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 05:37 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 13, 2021 05:41 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:43 AM (Cxk7w)
Your house in the path of flooding?
We are on a high point in town, but the year we had a flood it was very close. Scary stuff
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 05:46 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 05:53 AM (3D/fK)
Some, but not the coverage one would expect of the winner of the largest number of votes in US election history.
Plus...has anyone seen any viewership numbers for the speech yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 05:57 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 05:59 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 05:57 AM (3D/fK)
Haven't looked. But i did see a picture of Jill coming down the steps of Air Force 1 and Joe holding her hand to steady her. The comments were all about how he's such a gentleman compared to Trump. And some really disparaging comments about Melania.
Ugh. Won't make the mistake of reading comments pertaining to a pic of them again!
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated)
Pressure cooker, too.
Rinse, add spices, add water to just cover the meat. 70 minutes, high pressure. Let release naturally for a while, then expell the remaining pressure.
Take meat out, add chopped veg to pot. Ten minutes high pressure. Always good and tender. Make soda bread while waiting on the corned beef.
Posted by: lizabth at March 13, 2021 06:03 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 13, 2021 06:04 AM (ju2Fy)
I can state that no one was discussing his profound wisdom down at the feed-and-hardware store, though.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2021 06:04 AM (AKJpt)
And seems Krak didn't get the memo its Saturday
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 06:06 AM (Cxk7w)
I did have another neighbor stop by while I was working on the yard yesterday.
They were curious about how long I thought that Resident Biden would be able to remain alive and in office.
They were concerned about Heels-Up moving into the top spot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 06:08 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2021 06:09 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 13, 2021 06:12 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 13, 2021 06:14 AM (AKJpt)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 13, 2021 06:15 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: JAS,
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He's prepping for tomorrow when DST starts.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 13, 2021 06:15 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 13, 2021 06:19 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:19 AM (Z/jzm)
Hearts or Spades anyone?
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 06:20 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:21 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 06:21 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 06:25 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2021 06:28 AM (qnv3A)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 06:29 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Ha! My sister in law taught me when I was a teenager. We still play occasionally. We have no mercy
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:33 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 13, 2021 06:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 06:36 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 13, 2021 06:36 AM (iTXRQ)
Have you ever seen Chinese ladies try to play mahjong with Jewish ladies and discover they play the game with a different set of rules? Funny
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 06:36 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 06:41 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2021 06:43 AM (mYtLV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 06:45 AM (3D/fK)
Baltimore Sun?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
All of them. "St. Joe the Dementia has saved us all"!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2021 06:49 AM (qnv3A)
This time with people inside it. And by individuals with firearms.
But my local media seems to not want me to know about this chilling armed insurrection. and attempt to usurp power.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 06:49 AM (3D/fK)
No, our local Gannett newspaper which I only read the headlines online. The other story is about out beloved governor and how he won't resign to replaced by the lieutenant governor, a very liberal women.
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2021 06:50 AM (mYtLV)
Posted by: (fly) at March 13, 2021 06:58 AM (Vvl1M)
Bam, pow, poof, rethink, redo, etc. etc. same old, same old.
Just run nightly beautiful pictures of downtown Portland like it used to be, and pretend.
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2021 07:01 AM (mYtLV)
Posted by: (fly)
Trigglypuff trying to get in on some grifting action? Good for xer!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2021 07:03 AM (qnv3A)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:05 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 13, 2021 07:06 AM (xEIoY)
But my local media seems to not want me to know about this chilling armed insurrection. and attempt to usurp power.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 06:49 AM (3D/fK)
===
Quick, someone check in with our new Attorney General to see if this is "terrorism" now
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 07:06 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Only Context at March 13, 2021 07:08 AM (xEIoY)
Quick, someone check in with our new Attorney General to see if this is "terrorism" now
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 07:06 AM (EZebt)
*crickets*
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 13, 2021 07:08 AM (Z/jzm)
I'm to the point of interrupting folk who spew shit like this, as well as all the latest transgender and other woke stuff.
And simply ask them...
'Do you honestly believe this shit you're saying?'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:09 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Only Context at March 13, 2021 07:09 AM (xEIoY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 07:10 AM (EZebt)
I think it waste night, so...
totes kewl.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:10 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:10 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 07:10 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2021 07:06 AM (EZebt)
We will form a blue ribbon panel who will appoint a committee that will select a working group to look into the matter.
Posted by: Your new doj at March 13, 2021 07:11 AM (uxUoN)
Seems like the February 2021 responses showed a huge falling off in trust by the citizenry.
One would almost expect our media to be curious about that, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:13 AM (3D/fK)
The only way Cuomo would've touched her inappropriately was by pushing her away with a 10-foot pole.
Posted by: (fly) at March 13, 2021 07:14 AM (Vvl1M)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 13, 2021 07:15 AM (DMUuz)
We will form a blue ribbon panel who will appoint a committee that will select a working group to look into the matter.
Posted by: Your new doj
Rest assured, citizens, that our solution will involve creating a new strike force outfitted in snazzy uniforms (spats! Norkian hats!) and armed to the teeth! All to protect YOU, citizen!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:15 AM (pNxlR)
Opinion: Portland emerges from tough challenges with a bright future
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2021 07:15 AM (mYtLV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:13 AM (3D/fK)
Almost.
Posted by: BignJames at March 13, 2021 07:17 AM (AwYPR)
Has WD confessed his sins for using YouTube and Twitter to ace's Truest Disciple (TM) yet?
Have you?
** sound of Truest Disciple's tapping toe is heard **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:18 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Only Context at March 13, 2021 07:18 AM (xEIoY)
Portland Tribune:
Opinion: Portland emerges from tough challenges with a bright future
Posted by: Colin
Well, shattered glass is kinda all sparkly ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:19 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2021 07:20 AM (ypulW)
No krak at the crack of dawn?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:22 AM (3D/fK)
LOOK, SQUIRREL!!!
-the ever vigilant msm
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2021 07:23 AM (qnv3A)
Opinion: Portland emerges from tough challenges with a bright future
Posted by: Colin
Newspeak.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2021 07:24 AM (qnv3A)
Perhaps ace's Truest Disciple (TM) is holding krak hostage until he repents for his sins of posting innumerable items linked to YouTube and Twitter.
krak: "... but I DON'T post links to those places!"
TD: "Repent! Confess your sins! Leave the unclean clutches of the twin demons, YouTube and Twitter, and be clean!"
krak: "You're kinda new here, aren't you?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:26 AM (pNxlR)
Antifa really doesn't like that courthouse in Portland do they? Maybe the city should have a mural painted on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 13, 2021 07:26 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2021 07:26 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2021 07:27 AM (NyfGV)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2021 07:28 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2021 07:28 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2021 07:29 AM (O+I8R)
TD (TM): "Look at this place! It positively REEKS from the sins of its YouTube and Twitter possession!"
TD (TM)'s ISP: "Could you step aside, sparky? We're just gonna vacuum out your cookies and browser history ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:30 AM (pNxlR)
Gupta broad has that wizzened crone in my future look.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:31 AM (pNxlR)
expectations for its work. Last June, I announced a 19-point police
reform action plan. Twelve actions are done, and the others are
underway. My colleagues and I redirected millions of dollars from the
police bureau's budget.
Wheller sure says pretty words, mostly about we are on the right track, a few million more dollars from the federal government will fix it. And of course a little tax increase which was approved by the voters is just wonderful.
Posted by: Colin at March 13, 2021 07:32 AM (mYtLV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 13, 2021 07:33 AM (3H9h1)
el krak es el noodo
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2021 07:34 AM (KjJhx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 13, 2021 07:35 AM (3D/fK)
TD (TM), exchanging messages with Midwesterner, Scourge of Chess Tartlets (TM): "... but do they use YouTube and Twitter to purvey their filth?"
MSCT (TM): "Well, there was this one who fondled her bishop quite indelicately - I could tell that all her horsies were embarrassed for her - and I ..."
TD (TM): "BUT WERE YouTube AND Twitter LINKAGES MADE? WERE THERE? CONFESS!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2021 07:38 AM (pNxlR)
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