aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Cafe: Karen Needs to Shut Her Pie-Hole Edition
Ibex mother leads her one week old kids down an impossibly steep cliff for the first time. Apparently the mother gives birth at the top of the cliffs for protection -- no one can get to her or her kids up there -- but after a week they have to come down, because there's no food at the top of a cliff, and mom's hungry.
Rescuing a raccoon. They do set it free back into "the wild," but the raccoon just hangs around their house. Either this gang of Rottweilers are just curious, or they're a pack of hell hounds sent by Satan. I say "just curious." But I'm a glass half full kind of guy. Kitten and small fawn are friends. That small fawn grows up on this video. He plays soccer at 1:00. Very cute dog cuddles another dog.
Nope:
Respect. Could never do that job. pic.twitter.com/GsDOkREx4l
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) March 13, 2021
So you remember MICHAEL WINSLOW as the guy from the Police Academy movies right?
— Michael Warburton (@mikewarburton) March 15, 2021
Well, he was that for sure.
But he was also a whole lot more.
Just check him out here killing it with Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” on Norwegian TV.
It’ll blow your mind. pic.twitter.com/gImNWOykjw
— Art TakingBack 🇺🇸 (@ArtValley818_) March 12, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:34 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:34 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:35 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: jussie smollett at March 15, 2021 07:36 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: Emmie at March 15, 2021 07:36 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 07:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (XQrf/)
Some people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Now I'm imagining the racoon sprawled out on the couch with a beer, watching TV, telling them that he's waiting to hear back from a buddy about an awesome job opportunity (honest!) and he swears this is only for another week or so and then he'll be gone. Oh, that's probably the pizza guy. Can he borrow twenty bucks to pay for it? You can have some as well...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 07:38 PM (XQrf/)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:38 PM (Cxk7w)
***TOP FIVE BEST-SELLING PATENT MEDICINES ASSOCIATED WITH ACE OF SPADES BLOG***
5. QDPSteve's Guaranteed Leg Tanning Tincture Containing Pure L'eggs Extract
4. Dr Miklos' Anti-Dropsy Drops
3. CBD's 100% Maple Syrup-Free Bacon-Flavored Cough Lozenges
2. Professor Ace's GAINZZ Pills Promoting Semi-Quick Weight Loss And Increased Shelf-Building Skills
1. Dr MisHum's Time-Proven Solution For Erectile Dysfunction
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 07:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:40 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at March 15, 2021 07:41 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: f'd at March 15, 2021 07:41 PM (ty+Vy)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 15, 2021 07:41 PM (GbPPJ)
- Dr Garrett's Essence Of Vinyl In Order To Cure Boring Music
- Anna Puma's Sexy Pills
- Colorado Alex's Rocky Mountain High
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Yea, I've seen people actually do that shit. Amazing.
Apparently most honey bees are pretty chill. I was thinking of putting an acrylic hive on the side of our house. You can see into it from the inside, but the outside is opaque, like being inside a tree or something.
They bees will pollinate your garden, flowers, etc. and produce honey. Cool setup.
But.... bees.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 07:42 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 07:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, with scissors and a razor for the overly hirsuite at March 15, 2021 07:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Um warning for lyrics.
https://youtu.be/4NIAMTdql_g
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
ONT First > any other First
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (Rvt88)
Sarah Conner, "wait whut? What about the Terminator?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 07:44 PM (XQrf/)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:38 PM (Cxk7w)
I posted that a couple days ago. A lot of morons thought it was a setup. I can't decide.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 07:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 15, 2021 07:45 PM (/B6Iw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 07:45 PM (jZUfw)
Posted by: bluebell at March 15, 2021 07:45 PM (/669Q)
Haven't heard. I couldn't go with her to the ER because ChiCom WuFlu. Waiting to hear something from someone.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 07:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 07:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 15, 2021 07:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Citizen sans nation at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos-Jill Blasey-Wakanda, University of the Upper Orinoco at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
We have bottlebrushes in a little bird-bee-butterfly garden out front. In the spring the bees are so numerous the collective buzz is pretty loud. They're intent on their job and don't bother us when we're working outside.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (mht8P)
( that said I'm thinking fake video)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: April at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (OX9vb)
Karen in last video is in on it. Funny mask from afar but up close clearly it is fake.
Posted by: DitkaCA at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (kVjCi)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)
"You killed my grandfather, father, mother, grandmother, Queen, and all 970 of my siblings. Prepare to die."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
The Paolo, how you say, pollinates your honey's garden.
Posted by: Paolo at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (DMUuz)
Thanks for that vid, needed that laugh after cutting a 2600 check to the feds to "pay my fair share" in taxes.
Posted by: ravenmother at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (U2d3g)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 07:42 PM (3H9h1)
A bee once bit my sister.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 15, 2021 07:49 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (vMCab)
She'll think you're royalty!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
"Note the Majesty of this Royal Scepter"
Posted by: Miklos, Duke of Earl at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)
They do set it free back into "the wild," but the raccoon just hangs around their house.
---
...damaging the property and spreading disease.
Posted by: Steve Brody. Hopping Towards The Brooklyn Bridge at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (zCde3)
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:49 PM (KnJdm)
That was Gov Cuomo in a costume!
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The Moose at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: DitkaCA at March 15, 2021 07:47 PM (kVjCi)
I'm willing to bet it was not a setup. These Karens are totally un-self-aware. And they DO pull down the mask to show you because they think you are a Neanderthal. Just ask **spit** Biden.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:40 PM (Rvt8
FIL was a bee keeper. BIL (like me, a SIL to him) took over the hives.
I am happy with grass and shrubberies.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, with scissors and a razor for the overly hirsuite at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (dKiJG)
It isn't illegal here. Don't know about where you might be.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miklos, now here we go again at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)
"Dr Bill Kristol's Extra-Strength Valium/Lithium Extract For Long Nights Of Cuckolding"
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The Moose at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt8
----------
Had a nephew bite a yellow jacket. He was munching on a sandwich, and, unbeknownst to him, a yellow jacket had decided to check out the sandwich just as he chowed down.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (8C7+r)
Word.
Posted by: Knights Who Say Nee at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: f'd at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (ty+Vy)
Whatever happened to the murder hornet threat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (63Dwl)
__________
Variants, man. They're even more deadly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: blake
We'd have to talk to her to make an accurate determination. But wow, that voice would drive me nuts.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)
---------
Try Duke's Dick Pills and put Excalibur to shame!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)
I am happy with grass and shrubberies.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (8C7+r)
-----------------
Might we send King Arthur of the watery tart your way?
Posted by: Knight who say ni! at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:43 PM (5+1A/)
-----
JackWeed?
Posted by: ShainS at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (v2RWM)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (L5C7l)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Hellman's
Posted by: Miklos, now here we go again at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (QzkSJ)
What happened to the Gas Station Dick Pills?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (ZE5eB)
These are the people that call the city that your grass is 1/2 inch too high
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (dKiJG)
on a sandwich, and, unbeknownst to him, a yellow jacket had decided to
check out the sandwich just as he chowed down.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:52 PM (2SdPm)
I knew a guy who once got stung by a wasp on the business end of his wedding tackle. Swelled up the size of a baseball. It was the damnedest thing.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (KnJdm)
tcn in AK, I think AOC already has that on the market :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)
==
lonely and despised by men
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 07:55 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
And are out there with a tape measure to prove it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (KnJdm)
------------
Pictures or it never mind...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:55 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Some dick at the gas station bought them all
Posted by: Miklosian Speculation LLC at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)
I can't take credit, that was posted by someone else a few days ago, but nearly killed myself laughing.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (okGHj)
Women have been getting pumped with this Super Mommy stuff for decades. Covid is carefully formulated to engage their maternal instincts and feed their fears. It's turning normal, loving, protective womanhood into a monster.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 07:55 PM (pO7gM)
Probably because they were drunk.
Do Russian bees have three little white strips instead of black stripes?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: 4
Begin "Don't screw wasp nest jokes" here.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (okGHj)
-----------
Hostile takeover by DukeCo LLC.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 07:51 PM (ZE5eB)
They were safety monitors in school and been yearning ever since to regain that level of power.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (pO7gM)
Now we have a snuffling, snorting possum eating the porch kitty food. Ah well, welcome to rural Indiana!
Green acres is the place to be.
Farm living is the life for me
Land stretching out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan and give me that country side!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 15, 2021 07:57 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: JROD at March 15, 2021 07:57 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 07:57 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: x4 at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (Rvt8
No piss on nest. Wasp are asshoe.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Toxins SA de CV at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: ALH at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (oUcR5)
imagine the state of zen it takes to be around / handling that many bees
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (dxdqK)
Her coach departed stately Casa Backwardio around 3:30.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (HaL55)
------------------
Well, could be worse, could be some homeless crazy person stealing cat food.
So, way ahead with the possum.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (nUhF0)
Is that about a vaccine ?
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:00 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)
-----
I'm a satisfied Duke's customer ... nobody's been able to eat the whole sausage since I started taking them!
Posted by: Anonymous Yelp Reviewer NYLUVGUV at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (v2RWM)
Lady I used to work with went out to an outbuilding at our site. There were apparently a hive of bees trying to get in the door because when she opened it, they swarmed her. She stood there completely covered in bees trying to use her radio to get help without being stung to death. Never got stung.
She was 7th day Adventist and a vegetarian. Only ate natural stuff. I thought the whole thing was interesting.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: JROD at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: ALH
About like Sunday, except the liquor store is open
Posted by: Miklos, like snads through an hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (nUhF0)
When I was a little boy, maybe 5 years old, a yellow jacket popped me right on the end of little Mr. Happy. I went behind a shed at my grandmother's place to take a leak. I pee'd right on the hole to a yellowjacket nest.
My grandmother used to laugh and tell everyone about little Publius coming running to her crying with his pants down and his "little thing" hanging out. He got a boo-boo on his wee-wee.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (X7kN9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Miklos, realozing it's wasn't a laughing matter at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (B0mGw)
This is what comes of nuclear families with one or two kids. It turns on the mommy factor but doesn't exhaust it.
Generally, with the first kid you sterilize everything, do loads of laundry daily, and scrub floors. The second kid gets a clean pacifier once a day. By the third kid you are telling them to go play in traffic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:04 PM (okGHj)
Then again, fuck em. Rude SOBs.
Posted by: red speck at March 15, 2021 08:04 PM (gS3OW)
She never knew and she didn't believe me when I told her.
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:04 PM (s0sSX)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (3H9h1)
little Publius coming running to her crying with his pants down and his
"little thing" hanging out. He got a boo-boo on his wee-wee.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
+++++I am laughing so hard over this.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (ZE5eB)
little Publius coming running to her crying with his pants down and his
"little thing" hanging out. He got a boo-boo on his wee-wee.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Not cool, Grandma.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (KnJdm)
https://www.elonmuskhelp.com/
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (Y0wT4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (flINI)
calm temperament. The Russian bees were not that calm and more feisty.
-------
Had a beekeeper on the lot behind mine and had fvcking bees all over the place. Didn't even get any honey.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Dude. I felt that across decades and through an Internet connection. OUCH
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 15, 2021 08:06 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
no, *something* opens a shuttle door just as its about to land
one cosmonaut is killed, the other survives but with no memory of the event
thry bring in a shrink with questionable methods to consult
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:06 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Aerosmith plays in the background.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 08:06 PM (jZUfw)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (Y0wT4)
---------
Ok, but the bees all over her knocks her down a couple of notches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: publius
Tee-hee
Posted by: Miklos
Youngest brother had the toilet lid fall on Mr. (Un)happy when he was just learning to use the toilet as a toddler. It really got him and he asked my Mom to kiss it to make it better.
My sainted Mother told that story at his wedding reception. I thought brothers new MIL was going to throw up she was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: f'd at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (ty+Vy)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (8F/UK)
Oddly enough, I just put in a 6 port patch panel so I can get power to and data from the cameras that will be installed in a couple of days.
Trying to make it easy for the installer, and save myself a few bucks, the other end of the patch panel is in the attic so all he has to do is hang the camera and plug the cable into the appropriately numbered port.
Oh, and, for anyone planning to run data in a house: if the wall you're thinking of dropping data down is an adjoining wall to a bathroom with a sink and shower on that wall, forget trying to get cable down the wall. There are probably too many pipes that, if hit with a spinning pointy object will make your day go bad in a hurry.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm assuming it now swells on it's own, without the help of bees.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Elvis at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: fynq at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (cpS4u)
Gonna try that with Jill
Posted by: Hunter B. at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (HaL55)
And you haven't heard anything for almost 5 hours?
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Duke's commercial celebrity voice over at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Prayers for you and B'gal. I hope you hear something soon. The waiting is the worst.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
She was quite a character. I was her youngest grandchild, and the age range of her children meant she had great-grandchildren older than me.
She thought everything I did was just the cutest thing and told everyone. And she used to complain about her friends bragging and obsessing over their grandchildren.
Anything I did, no matter how embarrassing, was the "cutest thing" and everyone had to be told.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now
There is good money in renting out bee boxes. We rent bees for our cane berries and they are really expensive. I'm not afraid of bees anymore. They won't sting unless I brush them off not realizing it's a bee.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:06 PM (nUhF0)\
Just watched a trailer for it. Kinda like Alien?
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (Rvt8
Gonna reserve comment 'cuz it's your mom, but... Wow.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (gAFsE)
If you don't already know... Possums eat ticks and fleas along with a host of other pests. They're immune to rabies too. So... not pretty to look at, but do some good around the place. We leave them be. And if they get into the cat food, well the cats know better than to fuck with them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (3H9h1)
150 dartist, the bees may not have had a reliable source of pollen for the year. They produce honey to keep the hive fed, not for humans per se. Little pollen around means not much surplus of honey.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
----------
So does Brave. Yeah, Musk is running a phishing scam on the peons.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (TAe5w)
https://www.elonmuskhelp.com/
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:05 PM (TAe5w)
-----
WARNING: Suspected phishing site.
Posted by: Anonymous Yelp Reviewer NYLUVGUV at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (v2RWM)
Anything I did, no matter how embarrassing, was the "cutest thing" and everyone had to be told.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Every kid should have a grandma that adores him like this. I would have settled for a nice neighbor.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (okGHj)
I am sure the bitch would turn in Jews in WWII Germany, the cvnt.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (ufFY8)
Been reading about patent medicines which is what inspired my lists above.
Here's a wild one... Radithor, which was marketed as a cure-all, made with "triple-distilled water" with radium in it. Its most frequent user, Eben Byers, a then-famous 1910s/20s golfer, ended up having to have his entire jaw removed for it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
https://www.elonmuskhelp.com/
Posted by: Braenyard
---
Phishing site warning.
Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (SrypL)
Prayers for you and B'gal. I hope you hear something soon. The waiting is the worst.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
++++Ditto.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (ZE5eB)
------------
BoA, and CEO Brian Moynihan, have been working their way to the top of my Shit List for a couple of years. This week, they're just below the top...only saved from the top spot by an HOA dust-up I'm having.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Miklos "Slim" Harpo at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (TdMsT)
Dunno about the hybrids between the two. Think that there are some problems there.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Corona-kun at March 15, 2021 08:13 PM (OjTGt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:10 PM (Q87rR)
Honey Pie.
https://youtu.be/jfuYPzwUk6g
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:13 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Yep.
There were some "tzompantli issues" here too.
Posted by: Miklos incoprpoated the complainers into the project at March 15, 2021 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Phishing site warning.
Posted by: SMH at March 15, 2021 08:12 PM (SrypL)
------------
I got the link from Musk's twitter feed, it's valid.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:13 PM (TAe5w)
Yeah, but this has happened before. She'll text me as soon as she can. I'm not too worried since I've been thinking about possibly taking her to the hospital for a day or two. I've been her full-time caregiver for several years now and know when to call in the pros.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:14 PM (HaL55)
She fixes it and Sheldon asks if she'd kiss it and make it better?
"I swear," she says,"you're getting more like your father every day!"
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2021 08:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Yup. That's why it hasn't been shot. Possums serve a purpose. Trash panda raccoon does not.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 15, 2021 08:14 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:14 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:09 PM (cF8AT)
Took my dad to the ER, 91 year old peeing blood. We waited 6 hours in the waiting room. Not like he could be bleeding to death or anything. He ended up in hospital for more than a week to deal with a tumor on his bladder.
It's not like they are in the health CARE business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Rootin' for ya, Mike !
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: whig
We only ever had Italian bees. Occasionally, a hive would swarm and leave or just die out.
My Dad would grieve for a few days. They were his babies.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (Rvt88)
@politico
Two and a half months in, President Biden has surprised some of his former colleagues and allies with a largely gaffe-free White House debut after a lifetime of verbal stumbles.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Just tell 'em it's a viewing platform for the neighborhood Karens to keep tabs.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Only Context at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (xEIoY)
It's not like they are in the health CARE business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
-------
Well, considering half the corporations in the US seem to despise a good chunk of their customer base, stands to reason health care might have the same attitude.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:17 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 08:17 PM (oHd/0)
Dunno about the hybrids between the two. Think that there are some problems there.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08
I don't know what kind we have here on the ranch. The guys wear bee suits when they take the honey. They told me that if I get stung by a bee to watch out that the bee sends a signal to his friends to sting me too.
The only time I've been stung is because I feel something on my arm/hand and try to wipe it off and they sting me.
I walk through swarms of them in the tunnels to pick blackberries and blueberries.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2021 08:17 PM (A57L2)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)
Nudie shootie ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (5HBd1)
We do a veggie garden every year, so there's that. But probably not enough for a hive. Maybe plant some wildflowers?
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (3H9h1)
Honey, you have no clue what the word means.
My word, she even has a karen voice.
Posted by: Flyover at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
This is why you don't go to the range naked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
What the hell were you doing with your wang-a-lang hanging out at the range?
Wait one. I don't want to know.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (Rvt88)
still double the old price
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
Try being in SoCal sometime. The illegal Mexicans use the ER as their primary care because they can't kick you out, and you don't have to show ability to pay and they just duck the bills, assuming they can even be found. Constant headache.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
There is a reason we call it PRACTICING medicine.
Hopefully someday we will get out of Spring Training.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Last video? Guy with her needs to nut up and tell her to shut her pie hole.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 08:17 PM (oHd/0)
+++++He needs to run like the wind.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 08:17 PM (oHd/0)
Probably the brother, not the lover.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (okGHj)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)
Nudie shootie ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)
and he paid $20, same as in town
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Hot 'Iron', Mark. Iron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (gAFsE)
Only way to get to the head of the line? Call an ambulance.
You 'may' have to pay for it... but its worth it to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (oHd/0)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
How the hell did you manage that?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (lPYy2)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)
Nudie shootie ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM
When bang bang goes horribly wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (Cxk7w)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)
Was it an educational NRA video for what not to do when shooting? I think one of Col. Cooper's laws has something to do with wearing pants and underwear while shooting.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (pO7gM)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
How the hell did you manage that?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (lPYy2)
I was wearing loose shorts and going commando. The brass bounced up...and burned stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (CqHIp)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ormond_Aebi
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (gAFsE)
--------------
Kern County Medical Center: Best trauma center in the county, but, the emergency room is always packed with illegals, every single one of them sporting a state of the art cell phone with the kids wearing pretty decent clothes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
They are in the HEALTH business, the caring part is up to you.
Hippocrates would not be hapopoy to see what they have done!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Welcome to Bob and Weave's Gun Range and Nudist Camp!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (pO7gM)
Well, I didn't do it twice.
Whenever I see those 'hot girls shooting guns wearing bikinis' videos, I wince.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (ifmtJ)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)
Nudie shootie ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (arJlL)
Maybe consider an apron?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 08:20 PM (lPYy2)
when a man and a pistol love each other very very much...
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
It's not like they are in the health CARE business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
ER's are horrible.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 07:56 PM (Rvt8
No piss on nest. Wasp are asshoe.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 07:58 PM (KnJdm)
My life-long war with wasps began at age 4. Mud wasp nest on the soffet of the neighbor's house. We knew they would sting aand also knew that a nest on the house was a Bad Thing. We did not know much beyond that. So, we determined we would knock the nest down with a stick. About 8 feet long and very twig-ish, as we were 4 year olds.
I was #3. The first two lads took a poke and then dropped the twig , running away. I, being a brave and brilliant lad, poked until I knocked the nest down. Took 4 or 5 pokes, as I remember.
Stung on the left wrist, followed by quite a screaming dance in my front yard.
Mom was minimally sympathetic. More so than when I ate "mushrooms" later that summer.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
happy
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (87oRe)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
---
Your name shall henceforth be Marcus Brasswang.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (2SdPm)
Well its not like they pay taxes.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (gAFsE)
NST though is correct, the Russians behave differently than Italians including shutting down raising younguns when pollen is scarce.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (pO7gM)
Things are apparently getting pretty hot and heavy for the British Royal Family:
Queen Elizabeth II just called up Hillary to tell her that Meghan has information that could lead to her arrest.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (ifmtJ)
--------------
Yeah, cleavage brass is a thing.
I was shooting a high power match, guy next to me got 30.06 brass on his back, he was wearing a t-shirt and it had ridden up his back while he was shooting prone.
I was astonished at the burn mark on his back.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Rocks all look the same to me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:21 PM (ifmtJ)
---------------
All in favor say, "Aye!"
Aye!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
the year. They produce honey to keep the hive fed, not for humans per
se. Little pollen around means not much surplus of honey.
--------
Weird because the garden club was back there. Maybe just not enough for the bees. I don't have anything against beekeepers, it's kinda cool, but we could hardly sit in the yard for a few seasons.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
🤣 🤣 🤣
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
Yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (lPYy2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (lmikk)
Yeah, whatcha got?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (5HBd1)
Married, or contracted/ promised as part of some political thing?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (gAFsE)
Dear Penthouse......
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (arJlL)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
I really don't want to know how this happened...
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (II3Gr)
Aye!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
-----------
wow, major copy and paste fail.
That was for renaming MAE.
Sigh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 07:46 PM (Cus5s)
Falsetto doesn't mess up the vocal chords, when done correctly. Singing "regular" can mess up the chords, if done incorrectly...
Posted by: Flyover at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (XQrf/)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (pO7gM)
All in favor say, "Aye!"
Aye!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
Nay!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:27 PM (8F/UK)
My gosh, I am too. And so are several others. You are a blessing to us.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (+ya+t)
I just took (passed) my spray applicator test, multiple choice ... if spraying and there are beehives two miles away ... one choice was don't contact, bees won't go more than a mile. Correct answer (I think) is to contact anyone with hives within 3 miles. .. (of course one mile radius is some 3.14 miles, pie is good, pi are squared?) maybe I missed that one, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (Cus5s)
the pros show up in complete coverage, head to toe.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (jQF07)
Though I think he needed a better story about how it happened.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM
OK. I'll start:
"Well, there I was, in the shit..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (poDdg)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:18 PM (Rvt8
You've heard of Zimbabwe drills? This is San Fran drills.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (XQrf/)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:31 PM (8F/UK)
the pros show up in complete coverage, head to toe.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (jQF07)
Can't get TikTokFamous looking like you're the Clorox guy in an Ebola site.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:31 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:31 PM (8F/UK)
No thanks to either.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ
Seeing as all the proper forms have been followed, so shall it be.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (I0I+D)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:29 PM (8F/UK)
I'm alright. Sweating my job. Seems I'm in a complete no-win situation there. Otherwise I'm pretty good. How are you?
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)
lol
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:33 PM (KnJdm)
Could at least have MAE doing some Bond type stuff with a lady and wind up having to shoot his way out because he got caught by jealous ex spy boyfriend.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:33 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM (yL25O)
---------
There I was, banging a passel of super models, when shots rang out...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (I0I+D)
Though I think he needed a better story about how it happened.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 15, 2021 08:28 PM
OK. I'll start:
"Well, there I was, in the shit..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2021 08:30 PM (poDdg)
"Up to my balls in grenade pins and spent brass..."
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
Either that or Blisterus Dickus
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:35 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:26 PM (okGHj)
My Dad and Uncle are into it big time. Memorial Day is fun because besides decorating graves, Dad is hunting some relative he heard was buried in this or that cemetery all over Southern Indiana and Kentucky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:35 PM (lmikk)
Now we have a snuffling, snorting possum eating the porch kitty food. Ah well, welcome to rural Indiana! ...
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 15, 2021 07:57 PM (Vxu+H)
Mr Flyover hasa different solution.
BANG! Digs a hole. Buried.
The coon was rabid, and the possum was eating eggs. Nope nope nope.
Posted by: Flyover at March 15, 2021 08:35 PM (Rbu5d)
cucumber martinis. I had to drive home.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Flyover
thanks, I sorta figured that. I think I messed mine up a little, making loud but joyful noises for years ... probably done incorrectly.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (Cus5s)
Mom was minimally sympathetic. More so than when I ate "mushrooms" later that summer.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (8C7+r)
We threw rocks at the nest behind the back 40 when I was a kid. My older brother threw the rock, while I intelligently got a head start sliding down the slide at the bottom of the hill. The ensuing chase only got cartoonish from there, as I remember running around the clothesline poll a few times in a daring attempt to confuse the angry bees. I don't recall how many times I got stung, and they were in my clothes as I quickly tore them off after getting inside.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
I keep hoping the job situation will improve for you...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (TdMsT)
---------
What was my grandmothers remedy for chiggers, does ammonia sound right? My brother got them bad all up on his pkg. They thought it was funny as hell.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Wow, he must have been a pretty big dude.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (Rvt88)
waited 6 hours in the waiting room. Not like he could be bleeding to
death or anything. He ended up in hospital for more than a week to deal
with a tumor on his bladder.
It's not like they are in the health CARE business.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:15 PM (okGHj)
ER's are horrible.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:22 PM (cF8AT)
---
ER's function under "triage": how fast you are seen, all things being equal is a function of how bad off you are. people using them for urgent care doesn't help any.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (jQF07)
_free beacon
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (TAe5w)
Black Lives Matter Page Owner Allegedly Used $450,000 In Donations For Personal Use, FBI Says
https://tinyurl.com/yzc4r8mp
My shocked face:
-_-
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (cF8AT)
cucumber martinis. I had to drive home.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
------------
congratulations on the anniversary dinner!
Heck, congrats on 35 years!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Liio100 at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (uFOGo)
Posted by: ALH at March 15, 2021 07:59 PM (oUcR5)
We got snow, then sleet, then freezing rain, then sleet.
Posted by: Flyover at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:24 PM (2SdPm)
Aye!
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (KnJdm)
My friends and I were stung repeatedly.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (TdMsT)
314 307 {{{Ladyl!}}}
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
I keep hoping the job situation will improve for you...
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you. Right now it seems that no matter what I do, it's wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (pO7gM)
Thank you. Right now it seems that no matter what I do, it's wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
You have a MISERABLE boss.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------
They thought *that* was just a sort of rustic viewing turret. It was the concertina wire that upset them. 'Un-neighborly', they say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
I've turned it on. Haven't seen Tucker in months.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (cF8AT)
Booowwwwwwwoowww... "What's this negro doing on the stage!" ...imitates squeal of electric guitar
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (pO7gM)
cucumber martinis. I had to drive home.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Good time to ask him about a whole new living room suite.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
Is there no one else at the firm that you can talk to?
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
------------
You got married again?
Seriously, though, I'm sorry to hear that. That's really tough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:39 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman
Are you seeking employment elsewhere ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (I0I+D)
"The Biden Federal Housing Administration is Now Guaranteeing Mortgages for Illegal Aliens with DACA Status"
_Big League Politics
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. It is wonderful, but... strange.
As I said, my Dad and Uncle are both big into genealogy. Dad is mostly hunting pictures and written family records. Ours is a huge family. My Uncle decided to do the 2* and me thing. Dad is a bit more like me in that regard and is skeptical about putting that info out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 15, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
I shall bear the title with honor.
And blisters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (Cus5s)
https://kottke.org/16/11/the-14-features-of-eternal-fascism
What I find interesting is that this time around, everything is... kind of opposite. Reject traditions. Reject the masculine. Embrace the weak. Embrace xenophobia.
Posted by: shibumi at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (I0I+D)
-------------
Living in MN, winter was blessed relief from the various biting insects. But, when things warmed up, it was like they all decided they needed to make up for lost time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (ptqGC)
hey suffocate, and they no longer are a bother.
your body will dispose of the evidence.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (jQF07)
Am I gonna die?
7...no 8 times.
WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Cats ? Dogs ? Pollen ?
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Am I gonna die?
7...no 8 times.
WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Spring has sprung. Snot is flung.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------------------
And down from the dome light
came a little spider
came a little spider and .
set right beside her
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (TAe5w)
Am I gonna die?
7...no 8 times.
WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
You're DOOMED! Oh, and take a Zyrtec.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 08:43 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Liio100 at March 15, 2021 08:43 PM (uFOGo)
I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. It is wonderful, but... strange.
As I said, my Dad and Uncle are both big into genealogy. Dad is mostly hunting pictures and written family records. Ours is a huge family. My Uncle decided to do the 2* and me thing. Dad is a bit more like me in that regard and is skeptical about putting that info out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (lmikk)
My husband has done a ton on his family.
I did the 23 & me thing and found 1st cousins which led to me learning about my mother, who was adopted. Fascinating and sad at the same time.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Eyes and ears, people. Eyes and ears and dick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 08:43 PM (VVEnO)
What I find interesting is that this time around, everything is... kind of opposite. Reject traditions. Reject the masculine. Embrace the weak. Embrace xenophobia.
Posted by: shibumi at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (tjZg/)
{{{Shibumi}}}
I'm afraid to even read that. Ugh..
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:40
---------------------
Pollen count is high down here, Tami. Prolly that or Kung Flu.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2021 08:41 PM (Cus5s)
---------------
A golf course a couple of hours from here, on the coast, has a herd? of wild turkeys on it. The first time my wife saw them, she was astonished at how magnificent they are. Evidently, she thought the white ones produced for the table were normal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (2SdPm)
Karen went home, had an extra bottle of wine and Ranted on Nextdoor about the jerk who killed here prude buzz.
And love how to show he doesn't care she pulled down her mask, cause it is caring when you are owning someone.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (Q87rR)
Must be...final count - 11.
I'm not one who is usually bothered by allergies...but boy howdy!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
cucumber martinis. I had to drive home.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
-------
I *may* have driven Highway 80 a few times under...uh...impaired condition. May have.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (G9i4R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (6iURM)
Technically she isn't a Republican. She ran as an independent write-in, since she lost the Republican primary. She also lied about it, but that's par for the course for that nauseating scrunt.
Trump promised to come up and run somebody against her. I can't wait for that circus to come to town. She really needs to go.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)
Mark, how did you manage to get hot brass on your no-no spot?
Is naked shooting a thing I've missed somehow? Or you're wearing a hospital smock and nothing else when turning money into noise?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)
I'm afraid to even read that. Ugh..
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
It's not scary just.. .weird. Half of what Eco says has been twisted 180. Almost like they've done it on purpose.
Or Eco is not quite as smart as everyone imagines.
Posted by: shibumi at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:42 PM (Q87rR)
-----------------
HELP, PoLice, some racist spayed my car green.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (TAe5w)
And blisters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (ifmtJ)
You will be presented with a set of brass ones at the next MoMe.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (KnJdm)
Must be...final count - 11.
I'm not one who is usually bothered by allergies...but boy howdy!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT
I've been sneezing all day. And my cat is sneezing like crazy too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:46 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: qdpsteve
---------
It's an ivy trellis!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 08:47 PM (ELgVT)
Shit that I already knew for $500, Alex.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:47 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 15, 2021 08:47 PM (IQImF)
329
Thank you. Right now it seems that no matter what I do, it's wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM (II3Gr)
You have a MISERABLE boss.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 15, 2021 08:38 PM
You sure don't have to tell me twice!
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (2BZBZ)
This, absolutely. My husband's grandpa was raised as his mom's sister, since his mom got in the family way when she was about 15 years old. Screwed up all the family tree stuff once we figured it out.
And the story of my many-times-over grandpa shipping to Boston from Scotland--probably not. Unless he was on the lam. No record of him anywhere in Europe, so I assume he made up the name, too.
Dad always maintained that we shouldn't look too far back because our ancestors were mostly likely swinging from some of those family trees.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (okGHj)
So, back to the website. She said that their type was a 33% match, which was very close. So they got to talking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (2BZBZ)
Of course, before I broke my ankle last June, he told me my tinnitus might be caused by a tumor near my ear canal. I was scheduled for an MRI and had to cancel it. I'm thinking he might be full of shit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
"The Biden Federal Housing Administration is Now Guaranteeing Mortgages for Illegal Aliens with DACA Status"
_Big League Politics
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (TAe5w)
The plan. "The housing market is so unstable the government must take the whole thing over."
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (Ojki1)
I once got hot, spent brass on my wang.
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Thus endeth the bronze age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BifBewalski - wooo hoooo! at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (+ya+t)
Fake.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 15, 2021 08:47 PM (IQImF)
You might have thought so, but I've encountered the species in the wild. Not too far off this scrunty behavior.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (okGHj)
that was a real mistake
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (6iURM)
Pretty, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (2SdPm)
I'm not one who is usually bothered by allergies...but boy howdy!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:44 PM (cF8AT
Sometimes spiders build a nest in yer nose when your sleeping and then.....the babies hatch.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (lmikk)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Thus endeth the bronze age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (63Dwl)
I should have added tin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (2BZBZ)
You can find some seriously interesting stuff out there. My father was swearing up and down we had a chunk of Indian ancestry plus some French. Well, it turned out to be significantly less Indian than he thought and definitely more French-Canadian.
Oof.
The best one, though, was finding out we were distantly related to some character who got himself shot up as a no-fooling San Joaquin River pirate.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:46 PM (Q87rR)
Your cat has...allergies?!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)
Remember the kerfuffle when Snoop Dogg got mad that King was dissing the dead Kobe? Snoop sent a tweet, calling King a "dog-headed bitch". Immediately, King makes a tearful public apology.
The pics of the supposed satanists show the leaders wearing dog-heads during their ceremonies. Himmmm
Posted by: artemis at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)
368 Insom, I own a management recruiting business. I don't specialize in law firms, but I know people who do. Happy to help out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Drop me an email please. I'd like to talk to you about that. Thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Harry Mountbatten-Windsor at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tami
His defense will be that autocorrect added a "V".
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (okGHj)
Oh they exist.
But this one is fake.
Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (nKzsY)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL
You're a mean bastard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (Q87rR)
Pretty, though.
Posted by: blake
You have to get to Gilroy just to clear your sinuses.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (8F/UK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:46 PM (Q87rR)
Your cat has...allergies?!
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)
The cat was just imitating AlaBAMA.
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Is naked shooting a thing I've missed somehow? Or you're wearing a hospital smock and nothing else when turning money into noise?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (OTzUX)
I had on loose shorts and was going commando.
Some hot brass bounced UP my leg and burned stuff.
It was pretty funny, apparently.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman
Are you seeking employment elsewhere ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:40 PM (arJlL)
I have started looking at postings again.
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL)
I hate you.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)
Yup. We all start sneezing in the spring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (Q87rR)
Was is the command master sgt. of the Army whose Twitter profile describes himself as "acknowledger of racism and discrimination" in the military? WTFF? Leaving aside the English problem. WTFF?
You mean the institution that led the way on ending de jure discrimination *nearly 80 years ago* STILL has a serious problem? That's what, 4-5 generations of humans staffing the thing.
I don't even know what TuCa said, it might have been off, or stupid - doesn't matter. Talk about institutions responding like random teenagers, as opposed to with reserve, gravitas, and detachment, as would be fitting.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Harry Mountbatten-Windsor
How much worse could she be?
Wait. Don't answer that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 08:53 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Only Context at March 15, 2021 08:53 PM (xEIoY)
You sure don't have to tell me twice!
Posted by: Insomniac- Zhou Bai-Den is not my Chairman at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (II3Gr)
Just don't try to organize everyone against the boss. Especially with no real paper trail of what you are claiming. And don't do it via a communication that shows a paper trail, like say E-mail.
But hey, some millennials ex-coworker gots to learn shit the hard way and provide example to everyone else I guess.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:53 PM (Ojki1)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 15, 2021 08:16 PM (ifmtJ)
How the hell did you manage that?!
Posted by: Jordan61
Lemme guess. "I was cleaning it." Don't want to know what "it" was.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 15, 2021 08:53 PM (G9i4R)
I still had the heebie jeebies riding in it tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
I have an Aunt. Who is a year and a few months older than my Dad.
Pappaw was wounded in his tank in early '45. He was sent back to England to recover. Evidently he met this lady's mother.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (lmikk)
I can't find any papers on it, one way or the other. Can't find a loan note. Maybe he paid cash. No will. No trace of a title. No idea where he bought it.
Probably will take weeks to get a death certificate.
What to do?
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (s0sSX)
https://archive.is/fLcjj
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (nUhF0)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Thus endeth the bronze age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 08:48 PM (63Dwl)
I should have added tin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (ifmtJ)
The advice was a hot iron, not brass. But did it work better than Viagra?
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Sometimes spiders build a nest in yer nose when your sleeping and then.....the babies hatch.
Come on, man. They would've eaten the brain by now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:51 PM (zr5Kq
Cats actually do a reverse sneeze. If you've ever heard it, sounds like a kid who's been crying trying to talk and catch his breath at the same time.
Freaked me out the first time I heard it. Turns out it's normal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 08:55 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 08:32 PM (6iURM)
Technically she isn't a Republican. She ran as an independent write-in, since she lost the Republican primary. She also lied about it, but that's par for the course for that nauseating scrunt.
Trump promised to come up and run somebody against her. I can't wait for that circus to come to town. She really needs to go.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:45 PM (okGHj)
And didn't Alaska have a sore loser law when that bitch lost the primary, but since she's a part of the state's machine a dumbass judge said her running as a write-in was cool and didn't violate the sore loser law, because she's not actually on the ballot?
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:55 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Toni at March 15, 2021 08:55 PM (/c+mq)
Nah, not really.
And I recall the amazing almond and other blossoms in the Central Valley as I drove up/down I-5 for skiing up near Tahoe. Really is quite a sight at those spots where the freeway is raised up a bit and you have some relief and view of the surrounding area.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 08:55 PM (OTzUX)
---------
A sternly written letter to follow.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
What to do?
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (s0sSX)
-----------
If you have a VIN number, and plate number, get insurance, drive it, then, if someone objects, "Oops, sorry, was I not supposed to do that?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Grandpa's brother, on dad's side, had to change his last name for some reason. Never knew why, even his son, who I have talked to doesn't know exactly why or won't say. This was sometime in the 40's.
Makes geneology difficult. Some hinky stuff on mom's side too. Guess I come by it naturally.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (E0OEG)
And blisters.
"See this scar? That's a story right there..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:52 PM (HaL55)
Sweetie, nobody wants to talk about your dick.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (okGHj)
I'm still not over it.
Posted by: Burton M at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (tYe6q)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Harry Mountbatten-Windsor
How much worse could she be?
Wait. Don't answer that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 08:53 PM (VVEnO)
You know all the stereotypical jokes about a woman leader. Starting a war when she's PMSing, diplomacy breaking down because the other leader "knows what he did." She would be all of that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (vMCab)
Yes, it hurt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
What caliber?
*pitches a fastball to the Horde*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
Probably will take weeks to get a death certificate.
What to do?
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (s0sSX)
---------------
File a lost title search with the state?
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 08:57 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (s0sSX)
Any chance it has any dealership plate frame you can call to find out? How about running a carfax on the VIN? Maybe call state licensing agency?
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:58 PM (KnJdm)
---------
A sternly written letter to follow.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
If you listen to the Hodge Twins, they will remind you that Biden said black people aren't smart enough to use computers and get on the internet. How was he to know that was wrong?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:58 PM (okGHj)
You might have thought so, but I've encountered the species in the wild. Not too far off this scrunty behavior.
Posted by: tcn in AK
------
A young woman walking her dog by where I was spraying weed growing along the curb, "Oh, Sir! Sir!, is that RoundUp you are using?!"
I knew what was coming next, so I responded, "No. It's vinegar, salt, water, and a dash of dishwashing detergent."
"Ah", she sez, "good". As I sprayed on with the RoundUp.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 08:58 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (lmikk)
!!!!!
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 15, 2021 08:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (okGHj)
Chicks dig scars.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (KnJdm)
---------
A sternly written letter to follow.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
Chalk it up to a reparations payment and call it a day
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (/6GbT)
She got lied to. My ancestor was a Joseph B. McCulloch, not Gen. Ben McCulloch.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Quite the opposite. Got a nasty blister and whenever I got a hardon, it looked like something from a David Cronenberg movie.
No pics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (s0sSX)
---------
A sternly written letter to follow.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
Let the next crowd of yutes protesting inequality know where this dude live.
They want street justice, well this dude can get street justice.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Variants, man. They're even more deadly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Apparently, we didn't get the Chinese murder hornets. We got the Japanese kamikaze ones.
The problem solved itself.
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (VVEnO)
They, however, did not visit Hank Johnson's office about his capsizing comments.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (pO7gM)
I am still trying to work it through the mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:49 PM (arJlL
You're a mean bastard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
You wouldn't say that to Marlon Perkins !
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
Beretta 92.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (ifmtJ)
---------
A sternly written letter to follow.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 08:56 PM (+ya+t)
My first thought was that someone wants a cut of the filthy lucre.
Posted by: 4 at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)
You only say that as the participant and not an observer.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
He's in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th films.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (ifmtJ)
Hey wait a sec... Meghan and Kamala look a bit alike. Has anyone ever seen them in the same place together??
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Ben Had, I just sent you an e-mail with attachments for your publisher friend.
Can you let me know if you got it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)
all nasty scrunts look like that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 08:54 PM (lmikk)
You'd be surprised how often that sort of thing happens. I just spent some time researching the genealogy of a great uncle I never knew I had. Seems my father's paternal grandmother had a child out of wedlock and when she did marry a few years later, her husband refused to have the child in the house and they sent him off to live with her parents.
Through the now-numerous DNA test results out there now, we did find at least narrow down who the father was to the point of determining the surname.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Quite the opposite. Got a nasty blister and whenever I got a hardon, it looked like something from a David Cronenberg movie.
No pics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ifmtJ)
So apply hot brass to it will not become the next meme?
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)
And she's trapped in Canada. And evidently way down on the list for the vaccine. Dad was all ready to load up Mom and go.
Fucking Covid.
I keep coming back to the fact that her Mom carried around Pappaw's picture for 70 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (lmikk)
You only say that as the participant and not an observer.
Posted by: squid_hunt
I dare you to offer to "kiss it and make it better."
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2021 09:03 PM (P1f+c)
Beretta 92.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
-----
[strikes Beretta 92 from wish-list]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2021 09:03 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: JT
"Just as the wild Capybara cares for it's young, you too can provide for yours with Mutual of Omaha."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:03 PM (Rvt88)
Beretta 92.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (ifmtJ)
It's okay. There's a chamber for every round.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 09:03 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Tough luck, Miami.
Not good for Houston either.
With the whack-jobs it has for leaders they will pick a real liberal this time.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:04 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 08:01 PM (B0mGw)
Bees, when swarming are completely non-aggressive. But, once they establish a new hive, and the queen commences laying eggs, they become very protective of the hive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 09:04 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
Police Academies 2 through 4...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 09:04 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:05 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
2-4 I believe.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (Q87rR)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
------------------
Ungaowah
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: navybrat at large
______________
Depending on the state go or call the DMV with the plate number, VIN and owner's full name. Provide insurance info. Explain the situation. Typically, with some effort, a duplicate title can be issued. Likely in the deceased name. On that title will be lien info, if any.
Then, go through the whole process to have the vehicle retitled in your name, or whomever's. Maybe you'll have to clear the lien, maybe not... depends on the bank/state.
We went through this last summer with a car my mother had just bought before she passed. Paid cash. Title was in her name only.... so needed lawyers to sort out that shit as part of the estate. Took months to resolve. Sold the car back to the dealer and took home the cash.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (3H9h1)
Take out the space
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (arJlL)
Voluntarily selecting him as your Police Chief is like picking Cuomo as your Pandemic advisor .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (PUmDY)
Just think, he was smart enough to get out after 4.
The dude that made Hot to Trot knew enough to get away from the Police Academy films after doing 3 of them.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (ptqGC)
------------------
Ungaowah
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (TAe5w)
T-birds got the Powah!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (okGHj)
Nope. But yellow jackets and horse flies are a man's best friends.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (B0mGw)
Fucking Covid.
I keep coming back to the fact that her Mom carried around Pappaw's picture for 70 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:02 PM (lmikk)
There will be opportunities, now that your fam found her.
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
They, however, did not visit Hank Johnson's office about his capsizing comments.
Posted by: whig at March 15, 2021 08:59 PM (pO7gM)
Beginning to sound like Schlicter's last book. Fence off the house, attack the republicans. Nexy step is states nulkifying federal bias laws.
Posted by: BifBewalski - this is how shit gets violent at March 15, 2021 09:07 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Google lies a lot, but in this case, they might be right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 09:08 PM (mzC78)
Whatever happened to him ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:06 PM (arJlL)
He is still around, and become more of a director these days making stuff that tickles him.
Again, Made Hot to Trot, so...
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:09 PM (Ojki1)
Your past situation sounds similar to mine right now.
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 09:09 PM (s0sSX)
He doesn't know what his real name is.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:09 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:10 PM (Rvt88)
I don't even know what TuCa said, it might have been off, or stupid - doesn't matter. Talk about institutions responding like random teenagers, as opposed to with reserve, gravitas, and detachment, as would be fitting.
Posted by: rhomboid
This is the spot that started the brouhaha:
https://is.gd/xo6AG1
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2021 09:10 PM (63Dwl)
That is a 21st century problem.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:11 PM (TAe5w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 09:12 PM (kTF2Z)
reason. Never knew why, even his son, who I have talked to doesn't know
exactly why or won't say. This was sometime in the 40's.
--------
My grandfather and his brother both had different last names. It was always a question why in the family. Turns out just a spelling mistake at Ellis Island. Our last name has an odd spelling and we always thought ours was wrong until a bunch of family went back to the old country to visit cousins and my dad saw his grandfathers grave for the first time. Our spelling was correct. Pretty cool, he never knew him.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 09:12 PM (+ya+t)
Its a boat anchor - it takes 25 minutes to set up, it won't let you get past the Microsoft account set up without a yes unless you know the special MS software nerdoids code, it doesn't help you find and download software that's helpful, hell, you can't even get past the sign in bullshit - in short, it doesn't really assist in anything. You need to have worked in a MS OEM shop to get it started. In short, whatever marketing retard thought this shit up should be shot out of a space cannon...
Look, computer fucking dwebs - this shit ain't hard - a computer should open immediately, give you the Wifi availability to connect to, request if you want to down load office related software with a link, give you an option to opt out of MS or Apple bullshit accounts (hey, yes or no will work) and then...shut the ever living fuck up....
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 09:12 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:11 PM (TAe5w)
----------------
Any large farming organization in CA, find a guy running crews. He'll have a way to get fake id's.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:13 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 09:13 PM (0uQEd)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
That Fienstien and Merkowsky pic says volumes. And the article.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 09:13 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:14 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 09:16 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
Shakes the Clown.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Snowboarding on my Roof at March 15, 2021 09:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:16 PM (TAe5w)
Through the now-numerous DNA test results out there now, we did find at least narrow down who the father was to the point of determining the surname.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy
My great - grandmother was a bit feeble minded. She was "sort of" taken advantage of, and 9 or 10 months later, my grandfather was born.
There was a big paternity suit, and he got his "Father's" name, but was raised by his grandparents (who were quite old in 1895, when my grandfather was born).
He got passed around a lot, and spent his high school years in a boy's school or something like that.
At 20 (1915) he enlisted in the Army. By then, he had already met his future wife (my grandmother) who was 5 years younger. He went off to be on the Mexican border with Major George Patton, where they messed around for a year or so.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:16 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:16 PM (arJlL)
We are all in a bit of shock to realize that he was 77, with heart problems, and left no will, no instructions, nothing, not so much as a goodbye.
Here is "Can I Have All Your Stuff When You're Dead?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jPzej-Ew5I
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (s0sSX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: navybrat at large
Yup. It's a royal pain in the ass to deal with property like this. If you don't already have a lawyer, get one. You'll need it. The thing about titles for vehicles is in the "ownership." It can be in yours AND hers, or yours OR hers, or just one person. It makes a big difference depending on the state as to who can dispose, or take possession of said property. Regardless, the vehicle is part of the estate, usually, so that can be sorted out with the attorneys. It's then a paperwork exercise.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (3H9h1)
I've traced my ancestors all the way back to when we came to America... and even though you will find my direct ancestors in every single war, you won't find an Officer, or Hero, or any type of famous person.
And they all lived through the various wars... from the French and Indian war, through Valley Forge... Civil War.. WW1 and 2 and Korea. They, like I, just served, then went home to have kids.
Son is 30 years old today, was born while I was sitting on a Destroyer in the Persian Gulf at the end of Desert Storm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (oHd/0)
Gotta admit, my laptop with VPN and docking station is pretty fantastic. Mine came already set up and every now and then I struggle with the VPN getting bogged down, but I love being able to work from home on the weekends instead of having to drag in to work.
But I didn't have any of those sort of problems and when you do, it's terrible.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (B0mGw)
Yep, that's the timeframe I was talking about as well. This poor guy was born in 1898 and folks took a pretty dim view of bastardy, especially in the back woods...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 15, 2021 09:18 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:14 PM (2BZBZ)
Mike Oxlong
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 09:18 PM (jZUfw)
Posted by: Grail Knight at March 15, 2021 09:19 PM (ybIRR)
Just transferred 92 year old Mom's car into my name. Was fairly painless as she is still around, but looking at the paperwork would be a nightmare without her signature.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13
The years, they go fast no?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:19 PM (Rvt88)
My grandfather then went to the Great War in Europe as part of the "Rainbow" division, so -called because it had guys from all over America; not just from one state, where the frequently raised their own regiments, etc.
Came back and married his sweetheart (my grandmother, who was quite a great lady), and in 1921, my mother was born.
And the rest...is history.
Unfortuately, my grandfather died in 1935 if pneumonia. Life was really hard for a few years for my grandmother, my mother and her brother.
Her younger brother (my uncle) served in WWII in Europe in 3rd Army, under General George S. Patton.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:20 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 09:20 PM (0uQEd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:20 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Romeo13
Congratulations on your son.
I hope he has grown up to be a man you are proud of.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:21 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:21 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 09:22 PM (s0sSX)
Posted by: blake -
Your better off getting a fake id and passport overseas, with a bank account and attached debit card. Use it to buy a burner phone, VPN, etc.
DO NOT use that passport to enter or leave the US.
Any poverty stricken locale will work.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2021 09:22 PM (03ZXJ)
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 09:22 PM (s0sSX)
Beat me to it, well done!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 15, 2021 09:24 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:24 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
I hope he has grown up to be a man you are proud of.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:21 PM (tjZg/)
He's another of those who get screwed doing trying to do the right thing. Joined the Navy, and was not quite PC enough, so out instead of a career.
Went to College in Denver, where he REALLY did not fit in. So worked his way to manager at an upscale restaurant in Denver, which Covid has closed permanently.
I've been helping him out the last few months... but he just accepted a new job today... so... hope.
Sometimes you can do everything right, and life still screws ya.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Today I learned that there are non-dystopian clown movies.
Or that Cosmic Charlie uses extra adjectives.
Posted by: mikeski at March 15, 2021 09:25 PM (P1f+c)
*
Hahaha
Now do that black church in SC that the Dylan Roof or whatever kid shot up.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:25 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
The Day the Clown Cried ?
WTF do ya wanna see that turd for ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
@thehill
Guam Rep. Michael F.Q. San Nicolas and members of the Guam National Guard visited the office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene after she falsely called the U.S. territory a foreign land.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yzohbg6o
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:20 PM (tjZg/)
Pappaw as well, 735th Tank Battalion, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
Makes one wonder just how big their library would have been, had the band not been wiped out in that plane crash.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (vuisn)
Guam Rep. Michael F.Q. San Nicolas and members of the Guam National Guard visited the office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene after she falsely called the U.S. territory a foreign land.
*
This situation has reached a tipping point!
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (TIEIK)
Here is "Can I Have All Your Stuff When You're Dead?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jPzej-Ew5I
Posted by: navybrat at large at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (s0sSX)
my sister in law died back in December, the woman who's named Executor is a good friend of mine, she calls to vent and ask for advice. Sis in laws dad was an oilman, and over the years she acquired a fair number of small oil well holdings - all fractional interests. She didn't keep good records on if they were gifted to her by her dad, or if she purchased them, or whatever, and that happens to make a huge difference when it comes to taxation and estate distribution. The executor is getting it worked out, but its difficult, expensive, and very time consuming to piece the records back together after years have gone by.
There's also been a bit of friction in that she named a friend, rather than either of her sons, to be executor - but I know them both, and I've told them "you should call her every day and thank her for taking on this thankless, hard job for you."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: navybrat at large
I guess that means something profound.
But I guess I am too wiped out tonight to figure it all out.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (tjZg/)
How does the FBI have time for that when they are sending 30 agents to arrest Trump voters every hour.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (ZQTJZ)
And everyone one of those NG troops should be up on charges, for making Political statements in Uniform.
But they won't, because the current Pentagon is no longer a Military Command, but a Political operation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (oHd/0)
Just wait till you try dealing with the Mail program. Takes 15 minutes to find the server settings, if they need to be corrected. You can't import any contacts in the program. They have to be put out on the web based version and then synced down to the mail program.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 09:28 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:28 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Your Pappaw, my late Uncle and about 250k other guys.
Just funny that his father served under "Major" George S. Patton in 1915-1916.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:29 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:20 PM (tjZg/)
--------Great story of your family. When you compare the hardships they endured and overcame with people today it's hard not to think we're in for troubling times.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)
https://is.gd/PXmAto
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:28 PM (VVEnO
Kielbasa recipes?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 09:29 PM (LNVrA)
https://is.gd/PXmAto
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
He's gay?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 09:29 PM (NdpBS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 09:24 PM (kTF2Z)
I also have ancestors on Mayflower, Boston Tea Party and more.
My grandfather had to travel to different towns' city halls, libraries and churches to do genealogy research back in the day.
Today we can do it all from home -- something I do not take for granted.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
But they won't, because the current Pentagon is no longer a Military Command, but a Political operation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:27 PM (oHd/0)
Right?!
Marching a nat'l. guard unit to another congresscritter's office?! JHC...we've turn into pure crap.
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 09:29 PM (LNVrA)
----------------
Vienna sausages.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (2SdPm)
I also have ancestors on Mayflower, Boston Tea Party and more.
My grandfather had to travel to different towns' city halls, libraries and churches to do genealogy research back in the day.
Today we can do it all from home -- something I do not take for granted.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (vuisn)
Me too! Mostly Mom's side... we all related?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:31 PM (oHd/0)
Guam Rep. Michael F.Q. San Nicolas and members of the Guam National Guard visited the office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene after she falsely called the U.S. territory a foreign land.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yzohbg6o
Posted by: Tami at March 15, 2021 09:26 PM (cF8AT)
MTG, should bring her own NG in to escort her, and keep that shit from happening. We ARE at a tipping point, pun not intended.
Posted by: BifBewalski - this is how shit gets violent at March 15, 2021 09:31 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
This, dad's estate was fairly simply by most standards. The PR he named died suddenly before it was completed. I was named as second PR. Bro was pissed.
Well, there is a reason for why people pick the people they do.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 09:31 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:32 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 15, 2021 09:32 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
Google it.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:32 PM (arJlL)
https://is.gd/PXmAto
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:28 PM (VVEnO)
Fiercely hetero sex?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 15, 2021 09:32 PM (lPYy2)
Not good for Houston either.
With the whack-jobs it has for leaders they will pick a real liberal this time.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:04 PM (TAe5w)
I don't suppose Ron de Santis can block that?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (mzC78)
"Guam, where America's day begins, is proud to cast its 17 votes for the next president of the United States, .....". Remember the conventions?
Interesting how we took Guam in '44. Japs naturally expected landings at the few good landing spots, we landed somewhere else (mostly), avoided much opposition in that phase.
And I was there when the "New Mexico, USA" thing started back in the 80s. Forget the trigger, someone called New Mexico a foreign country or something, and Domenici and the NM delegation did quite a bit of entertaining stuff in response.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:24 PM (PUmDY)
The Day the Clown Cried. The Library of Congress has it and in theory their clause forbidding mass showing/licensing it out ends somewhat soon, 2024 maybe? That said they can show it to small groups of people I guess, but no idea how one would get on such a list. And given you'd have to go to DC and go through the razor wire fences while doing social distancing while wearing a mask might kill someone from the irony.
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (Ojki1)
Today we can do it all from home -- something I do not take for granted.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (vuisn)
-----------
Periodically he'll call me to say he's up in someplace in Arkansas or Missouri looking for the grave of a distant cousin or some such. He has recreated quite a family tree.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:17 PM (B0mGw)
I envy - in the process of rebooting the whole system to get around the MS account feature that won't let me pass...the IT guy ordered this so its super sweet! I you're a fucking IT guy who's job is to play with these things.
I told the CEO tonight - when we buy these things - send to IT - let them set them up for executives after asking a series of work related questions - send to executives to open and get started doing their jobs thus allowing executives to earn $$ company pays their ass to do their jobs and not waste hours of said executives time fucking around with setting laptops up.
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (w2LAm)
Today we can do it all from home -- something I do not take for granted.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:30 PM (vuisn)
Me too! Mostly Mom's side... we all related?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:31 PM (oHd/0)
Mine goes back to Degory Priest, who signed the Compact.
Imaging being on a cold boat for 3 months, arriving in a new land just to die within two months.
If I feel anything, it's gratitude.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:33 PM (vuisn)
What CO worth a damn would allow his troops to be used like this?
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 15, 2021 09:34 PM (87oRe)
https://is.gd/PXmAto
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
A scientific study of black holes?
Posted by: Bete at March 15, 2021 09:34 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:34 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, funny how records suddenly do weird stuff.
Dad was named Jack. What he though his name was right up until he joined the Navy towards the end of WW2 (as soon as he was old enough). Turns out in Iowa, where he was born, Jack was considered a nickname and you could not NAME your kid that, so on his birth cert his name was John.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:35 PM (oHd/0)
Each of those kids made us $7 grand, USD. Cash.
And our drug mules are importing record amounts of meth, cocaine, and fentanyl to America.
Once again, thanks. After a difficult and expensive 4 years, business couldn't be better.
Posted by: Mexican Drug Cartels at March 15, 2021 09:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:35 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:31 PM (oHd/0)
---------
My brother from another great great great great great great great grandmother!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2021 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, there is a reason for why people pick the people they do.
Posted by: Infidel
My aunt, never married, no children named two of her nieces, my cousins, to be her executrixes. All assets to be divided equally among aunt's nieces and nephews.
The executrixes never should have been picked. Not really a complicated estate. We are now eight years into it with no end in sight.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:36 PM (Rvt88)
"With most of these kinds of things, you find that the anticipation, or the concept, is better than the thing itself. But seeing this film was really awe-inspiring, in that you are rarely in the presence of a perfect object. This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is. "Oh, My God!"--that's all you can say."
- Harry Shearer, Spy magazine, 1992
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:36 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: artist
Thanks. They were tough people. My grandfather, grandmother (who was also a very great lady), my late mother and late uncle. My mother and her brother fought like cats and dogs for 85 years.
My uncle just about lost it at my mother's funeral.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 15, 2021 09:36 PM (tjZg/)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:37 PM (2BZBZ)
Twice I've gotten stuck because I changed my password from home and before the laptop updated to the new network password, I got the email that my password was updated and rebooted.
Since my laptop and the network had different passwords, I had to drive to work to log in to the network to update.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:38 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2021 09:38 PM (6iURM)
---------
JFK
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 09:38 PM (+ya+t)
___
3 names AND 2 initials. He's like super important.
"Douglass, Oliver Wendell Douglass !"
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:39 PM (arJlL)
New Mexico is still having fun with it:
https://tinyurl.com/2aa29z54
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 15, 2021 09:39 PM (SchxB)
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2021 09:39 PM (X5CsJ)
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 15, 2021 09:34 PM (87oRe)
Yeah, that's the problem now, isn't it?
Posted by: BifBewalski - this is how shit gets violent at March 15, 2021 09:40 PM (VcFUs)
Because that's how you can tell that the covid is super contagious and deadly. The elderly people have no problem casually going to Sam's Club to buy potato chips.
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:40 PM (TIEIK)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (X5CsJ)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:37 PM (2BZBZ)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (jZUfw)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 15, 2021 09:37 PM (2BZBZ)
And he uses his last performance to talk them all into going into the gas chamber with him. That's how it ends. Really.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 15, 2021 09:40 PM (TIEIK)
--------------
What really appalls me is how many of my fellow Americans no longer think twice about putting on one of those stupid masks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (5HBd1)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
And isn't it his job to march the kiddies to the oven ?
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (bxPTJ)
So, your saying he was a GOP Senator?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
That commercial cracked me up. And I still remember that kid. I want to say it was for US Sprint.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (ZQTJZ)
America.
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Tonypete
Geebus. I'm sorry. We had one sorta like that. One died and the will said the live in person could live there for x amount of years. So much infighting.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (E0OEG)
I have to admit I really dig her (in a platonic way, I'm female). her voice is amazing, so chill
no wonder the bees love her!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JT
In essence, yes. He fears the kids will be frightened so he goes in the showers with them.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (PUmDY)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Gas Chamber
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (VVEnO)
I get disgusted with myself when I am walking in the open with a mask or sitting in my car with one and take it off immediately.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (B0mGw)
Because that's how you can tell that the covid is super contagious and deadly. The elderly people have no problem casually going to Sam's Club to buy potato chips.
I normally do the pick-up at Sams because, why not?
But the other day I had to return an item, so I wander in as usual (sans mask). I walk by a mountain of a man who is at the entrance, he directs me to the Customer Service desk where I tow my return, the lady at the counter treated me as well as anyone could expect
But here is the kicker... even though I said I really like the curb-side pick up, she heavily encouraged me to wander through the store to go shopping.
Even though this is only one data point, I can't help but think that management is looking to see when the number of freedom minded customers reach a critical level where they can let their employees roam free - that is why they begged me to go shopping without The Veil.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (GNGbH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (VVEnO)
Tragedy tomorrow....
Tragedy tonight!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (bxPTJ)
But then I remembered that meant he didn't need to pay them as much
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
JHC.
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)
I thought she was going to call the manager.
Oh, you mean the bee lady.
Posted by: An Excited Soccer Annoucer at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT
In essence, yes. He fears the kids will be frightened so he goes in the showers with them.
Posted by: Tonypete
He musta thought that one up when he was addicted to percocets.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2021 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
A real downer.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict
-------------
Sounds a bit like bread and circuses, Third Reich style.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:46 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:43 PM (Rvt8
Going into a shower with Jerry Lewis is an awful form of execution.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 09:46 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (VVEnO)
--------
Ugh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 09:47 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2021 09:41 PM (bxPTJ)
Holy crap! That's GRIM.
Posted by: Life is Beautiful at March 15, 2021 09:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 15, 2021 09:47 PM (VVEnO)
President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden, but they find there is work going on in the garden and lots of mud everywhere. So they have to roll up their trouser legs and step carefully to enter.
They sit down to wait for President Xi, but Biden notices they still have their trousers rolled up. So he whispers: "Mr. President, take down your trousers."
Obama looks horrified. "We owe him THAT MUCH!!!"
Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2021 09:47 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:48 PM (ZQTJZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 15, 2021 09:48 PM (S5ty5)
He did not like talking about it, at all, and was really pissed that he couldn't bury it forever, from what I understand.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete
I was all about comforting children in the showers.
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (HQ9Sl)
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:38 PM (B0mGw)
Yeah, its just these type of cul de sacs that everyone gets trapped into making them take extra-ordinary steps out of the business day to address - the IT guy always says the same shit, too -
"this is easy - did you do this? And this? And this? and...wait, hmmm..."
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Tonypete
I was all about comforting children in the showers.
Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (HQ9Sl)
___
Right here why this blog is so fucking awesome.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:50 PM (ZQTJZ)
"this is easy - did you do this? And this? And this? and...wait, hmmm..."
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (w2LAm)
---------
Pffft.
As former IT, I'd have just told you to reboot, and call me in the morning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:51 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He should have titled it "Don't do Drugs !"
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 15, 2021 09:51 PM (ZQTJZ)
off, all they had to do was mention The Day The Clown Cried.
---------
Seemed like he was a dick in most every interview I've seen. Never thought he was in the least bit funny.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 09:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:49 PM (lmikk)
---------
Now there's a great Pitch Meeting subject.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at March 15, 2021 09:53 PM (E0OEG)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2021 09:44 PM (GNGbH)
***
Did your Sams Club have the self-service mask cart at the entrance where shoppers dig out the one they want from the package or stack?
Because that's just about the funniest fucking thing I think I've ever seen pandemic-wise.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 15, 2021 09:53 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:51 PM (2SdPm)
My 16 year old saw me messing with this fucking laptop this afternoon and told me the same thing - pull the cord, put it back in, start it up tomorrow...
Posted by: Boswell at March 15, 2021 09:53 PM (w2LAm)
Misplaced jokes in a setting where none of it makes sense?
Tell me how this differs from what is currently called, "Entertainment?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)
---------
Oh shit.
LAAAAAAAAAADDEEEEEE!
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (fLVm1)
Before about 1995, you could deal with Lewis if you just stroked him the right way. After then, no one knew if they were getting Good Jerry or Bad Jerry.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
"can't help but think that management is looking to see when the number of freedom minded customers reach a critical level"
The mask thing is based on group think. The people adhering to the masks are cowards except in large numbers, so once we outnumber them, it will cause them to shut up and go along fairly quickly.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (fLVm1)
You ain't lying. The problem is, this is all horror all the way down. How would you play the other side. How in the hell could you even make a video making fun of it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:52 PM (lmikk
That book scared the shit out of me as a young teen. Turned out the Lutzes were grifting putzes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (LNVrA)
Posted by: davidt at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (5ZHS+)
Because that's just about the funniest fucking thing I think I've ever seen pandemic-wise.
If I knew it was there and saw it, I would be the guy that picks up a mask from the parking lot and throws it in the bin as I enter.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (sVuFb)
Posted by: dartist
Seek out what a few of his children from his first wife have to say about him.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2021 09:54 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:55 PM (arJlL)
Our IT people are getting lower and lower standards of service. I think the company is lowering the contract requirements to save money.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 15, 2021 09:56 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:55 PM (arJlL)
Didn't Deano have a career before Lewis?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2021 09:56 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: blake
**
Yep.
1) It's shocking how quickly it happened
2) It's also shocking to realize how useless education is in this country. This is 7th grade level stuff that people are deferring to holy men about.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 15, 2021 09:57 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Tonypete
The older ya get, the faster they go.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:21 PM (arJlL)
----------------
And the thread goes on forever.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 15, 2021 09:57 PM (TAe5w)
Dean was a reall class act. I wish he could have stuck around longer.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yep; although he became addicted to percocets too, before he died.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:58 PM (arJlL)
In the olden days THE phone company didn't bother advertising. There was only Ma.
I'm conflicted. Should I tell the kid to get the heck off my lawn or just get the gun?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 15, 2021 09:58 PM (S5ty5)
Did anyone ever explain why the head of the NIH is in charge of the COVID pandemic instead of the head of the CDC?
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 15, 2021 09:58 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (arJlL)
Both of them were smart enough to realize how bad their behavior was, and that they were difficult and alienating to people, but still couldn't or wouldn't change.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (PUmDY)
And I'm a 35 year IT veteran. It got past stupid shit so I just said fuck it... I'm out. Later losers.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 15, 2021 09:58 PM (S5ty5)
------------
Gun, lawn, yell at kid.
The order is key, here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (2SdPm)
--------
I wish Humphrey Bogart would have lasted longer leading the Rat Pack.
Posted by: dartist at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Not much of one; nor Jerry.
When they teamed up they became a smash !
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 10:00 PM (arJlL)
****
It's neat how you can tell that even the most ardent pro-virus folks don't believe in the super deadly virus, either.
They prove it by being at a closing today.
Posted by: Lysenko - Click here for COVID vaccination document, print on card stock at March 15, 2021 10:01 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 15, 2021 09:59 PM (3H9h1)
--------------
I officially retired July 1, last year, and I was glad to put all of the IT stuff behind me. Completely burned out. I could still work part time, but, no thanks. Plus, every job that comes along has some PPE requirement.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 15, 2021 10:01 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 15, 2021 10:01 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: qdpsteve
After his son died.
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 10:01 PM (arJlL)
He once said "people would pee their pants, they were laughing so much."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2021 09:25 PM (oHd/0)
And then some d'bag counselor or just some big mouth in a bar tells you how you fucked up and you should've worked harder or been smarter or something and tells you you don't deserve any help or sympathy cause you're a lazy no good bum.
Worse yet is when you're family says the same thing because you didn't live in the same town or even the same state during all of your travails so when you get home you get the stink eye and the same shit only phrased different.
People can be real shits. And strangely enough family is the worst.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2021 10:02 PM (OikrH)
Seriously, that's a worse idea than Springtime for Hitler in Germany.
Jeesuz. No wonder the French thought he was a genius.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 15, 2021 10:03 PM (0uQEd)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2021 10:07 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: JM in Florida at March 15, 2021 10:07 PM (HCeRP)
He also had his own restaurant/bar/nightclub at one time... right across the street from Dean Martin's restaurant/bar/nightclub.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2021 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at March 15, 2021 09:55 PM (arJlL)
Didn't Deano have a career before Lewis?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes. Before and after. JL was an ass.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 15, 2021 10:08 PM (NdpBS)
For bonus points, which event takes longer for the world to recover from?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 16, 2021 12:03 AM (s+y2S)
Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0768 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0272 seconds, 690 records returned.
Page size 324 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)