Another White Supremacy Attack, As Three Trump Supporting Uber Passengers Hurl Racial Slurs at Asian Uber Driver

Have you guessed the punchline yet?

The three RNC volunteers were reportedly taking an Uber from San Francisco to Trump's Florida estate at Mar-a-Lago. They were to meet with Mike Lindell about opportunities in the wall-building space.

One or more of the women wouldn't put on masks during the ride. Eventually, the driver pulled over and told them to get out. At that point, one of the women deliberately coughed on the man, and assaulted him, while shouting "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!! SPEAK ENGLISH!!"

Video at the link, or here.

You can see these Trump-inspired racists beating the South Asian immigrant driver with Trump's Art of the Deal.

Uber has banned all three women, and now Lyft has banned them as well.

The women were reportedly all wearing the new invisible MAGA hats that all the Asian-attackers are wearing lately.

San Francisco Police on Thursday announced the arrest in Las Vegas of one of two suspects in the assault and robbery of a Uber driver during a confrontation in San Francisco last weekend. https://t.co/lpmdcTbDd1
— KPIX 5 (@KPIXtv) March 12, 2021

California anti-masker who coughed on a driver says she plans to sue Uber pic.twitter.com/IjlGs0wnRg
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) March 9, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM

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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 12, 2021 03:33 PM (OUMaO)

2 YO!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 03:33 PM (ipUr0)

3 First

Posted by: Jmel at March 12, 2021 03:33 PM (f2mDM)

4 1st?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 12, 2021 03:34 PM (/e6gk)

5 Well I never.

Posted by: Miklos, shocked I tell you at March 12, 2021 03:35 PM (QzkSJ)

6 Sitting here reading content. With no comments. Prolly up to 50 by now.

Posted by: BifBewalski - rookie mistake at March 12, 2021 03:35 PM (VcFUs)

7 Carp. Off, sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:35 PM (/e6gk)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I'm the first super straight white male here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (kTF2Z)

10 2 YO!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 03:33 PM (ipUr0)

I think you mean, 'yo!'

Posted by: Yo! at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (4tiP2)

11 Someone needs a bit of Singapore style caning

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (EMDmi)

12 Where's the bleach? And rope?

You can't have a racist MAGA attack without a Subway sandwich, rope and bleach.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

13 yep Idiocracy is here right now

I mean... maybe worse than Idiocracy, honestly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (j9HX3)

14 Wait, an Uber, from CA to FL? I mustve misread it

Posted by: Quartertone at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (w4OCP)

15 The look on the driver's face in the still pic is classic.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (dfRN6)

16 Uber from San Francisco to Mar-a-lago?Hell of a bill.

Posted by: FrodoB-
681 more days till K. Harris becomes president at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (yFOIQ)

17 Carp. Off, sock!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Since when do carp wear socks?

Oh, you mean one of those wind socks that just LOOKS like a carp.

Posted by: Miklos, rapidly figuring at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (QzkSJ)

18 Why is the lead that she wasn't wearing a mask, rather than the fact that she was an abusive bitch who followed up her entirely unacceptable customer behavior with assault and robbery?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

19 I think the Mar-a-Lago ref was Ace being snarky

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (EMDmi)

20 It's nice to see the "Cash me owside" girl is still around.

Posted by: Wally at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (FJYfm)

21 The look on the driver's face in the still pic is classic.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM

"Please be talking to the hand!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (/e6gk)

22 Wet privilege

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

23 damn, between work and reading the content, i coulda been top 5

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (8D42x)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (arJlL)

25 I mean... maybe worse than Idiocracy, honestly
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (j9HX3)
------
I'd frankly prefer President Camacho.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (WGara)

26 California anti-masker who coughed on a driver says she plans to sue Uber pic.twitter.com/IjlGs0wnRg

What the smothered in gravy fuck is THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

27 The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round. It spins even faster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (7NYvH)

28 Violating corporate policy is a federal offense.

Posted by: Jimbo jones at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (g19P3)

29 I guess she was trying to imitate Cardi B's style of getting ahead by robbery

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (EMDmi)

30 19 I think the Mar-a-Lago ref was Ace being snarky
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (EMDmi)

-----

As Bugs Bunny would say, "Eeeeeehh...COULD be!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)

31 Does Ace go to the barrel for blowing the margins?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

32 She has a bright future ahead in the food service or housekeeping industries

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (4I/2K)

33 I assume it has nothing to do with Trump, but I could be wrong. Ace, you have to remember that the Left cannot recognize satire or irony. They will read this article and say, "See? Even Ace hates Trump supporters."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (E+OcO)

34
Of course, the "you stupid" slam comes out of the mouth of one of the women, who all sound stupid.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

35 I see that lady has accepted the basics of Coke's new advertising campaign.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (J8bDE)

36 Why is the lead that she wasn't wearing a mask, rather than the fact that she was an abusive bitch who followed up her entirely unacceptable customer behavior with assault and robbery?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You ask a lot of questions for not being a cop.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

37 Someone needs a bit of Singapore style caning
Posted by: Anna Puma

And an English lesson.

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (arJlL)

38 Don't let nobody play wichoo smak d'fuq out dem.

Yup, preach it MAGA SISTER!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (46GDR)

39 Off, damn date.

Posted by: FrodoB-
679 more days till K. Harris becomes president at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (yFOIQ)

40 The perps look to be white-black, white-dreadlock, and white-hispanic. White supremacy at its worst.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (ynBkT)

41 We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
Will get Demolition Man

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (EMDmi)

42 Who has a link to her boyfriend's advice blog?

Posted by: Horsemeat at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (oiWfQ)

43 "Anti masker?"
More like "Incessant Cell Phone Blabber."

Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (r4fw8)

44
Even SnarkGard cannot protect readers here on the days when ace really unleashes his game.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

45 I assume it has nothing to do with Trump, but I could be wrong. Ace, you have to remember that the Left cannot recognize satire or irony. They will read this article and say, "See? Even Ace hates Trump supporters."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

But Mr. Romney, what about your GAFFES???

Posted by: A ghost from 2012 at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

46 I thinking I'm getting an Insurrection erection.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (pR3Aq)

47 Does that video embed may my box look fat?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (46GDR)

48 Not only do these people vote , you're paying for their two cell phones and manicures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (QjGTg)

49 9 I'm the first super straight white male here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (kTF2Z)

But are you Fiercely super straight, hmmm?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (Ojki1)

50 You ask a lot of questions for not being a cop.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)
++++
I'm a PI and therefore better than a cop. Also, I am immune to concussions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (Jsjd7)

51 Why does it say he was robbed? Did they get the ride and not pay I guess?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (J8bDE)

52 You go, gurl!

Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (XxJt1)

53 We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
Will get ~~Demolition Man~~ Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM

FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (/e6gk)

54
Who has a link to her boyfriend's advice blog?
Posted by: Horsemeat

Gandalf: "Run, you fool!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (pNxlR)

55 I think the real story here is that bitch has a boyfriend.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

56 No dog in this hunt.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (bCLt0)

57 41 We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
Will get Demolition Man
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (EMDmi)

Hopefully they'll be stupid enough to put active guns with functional ammo in the Hall of Violence so we can smash and grab 'em when the revolting times come.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (MMvmy)

58 On another thread, a question like "How do you even date women these days?" was asked.

Now I wonder WHY would you date women these days. Or at least if these 3 are representative samples of the younger generation.

Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (U1eOr)

59 Well someone has to date Tater...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (EMDmi)

60 @32
"She has a bright future ahead in the food service or housekeeping industries."

You left out HR.

Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (r4fw8)

61 It's funny but a driver threatened to run over me with his car last year. I could never confirm whether he was Uber of Lyft. There emergency contact mechanisms were literally useless. I guess it's okay when they try to kill people though.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (+Kpte)

62 Why does it say he was robbed? Did they get the ride and not pay I guess?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (J8bDE)

Thought the ride is paid for via the app and only the tip can be added after the ride is complete.

Don't use that shit, so I got nuthin.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I miss our Country. Where did it go? Will it come back?

Posted by: iandeal at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (vgGyZ)

64
But are you Fiercely super straight, hmmm?
Posted by: Cory Booker

Has Cory the stones to come out and proclaim himself super straight?

Bwahahahahahaha! I slay myself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

65 Ace snarked so hard on this one its put all his readers on a loop.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (Lp34m)

66 One of the MAGA ladies that was arrested for assaulting an Asian man is named Malaysia King.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably doesn't know why that's funny.

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)

67 Someone needs a bit of Singapore style caning
Posted by: Anna Puma

*Has ECW Flashbacks*

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (Ojki1)

68 I miss our Country. Where did it go? Will it come back?
Posted by: iandeal

Gone with the wind, it is.

It done blowed away.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

69 Oh, they sprayed him with pepper spray.

Isn't that now considered attempted murder?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (QjGTg)

70

*Has ECW Flashbacks*
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (Ojki1)

I preferred GLOW.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Half the "rise in hate crimes" in the US is Caribbeans punching out Hasidim in Brooklyn. There I said it.

Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (r4fw8)

72 Be even funnier if she was named Serenity Now and was packing a .40cal Glock up the hoohah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (EMDmi)

73 I think you mean, 'yo!'[/
Meh. If Id'a just posted the exclamation point, I might have claimed a first.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (ipUr0)

74 What the smothered in gravy fuck is THAT?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Seriously. I didn't watch the video, but are we sure that's a "she"/

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)

75 You can see in that video that their brains are as smooth as a cue ball.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

76 Someone needs a bit of Singapore style caning
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:36 PM (EMDmi)
++++
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Headline News:
https://youtu.be/dU95v23MQ4c

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Jsjd7)

77 Oh, yes, she was completely sober in that video (the one not in the car) yup yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (GbPPJ)

78 53 We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
~~Will get Demolition Man~~ Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM

FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (/e6gk)

You wish. Were getting the super late, no one care Dumb and Dumberer sequel.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:44 PM (Ojki1)

79 One of the MAGA ladies that was arrested for assaulting an Asian man is named Malaysia King.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably doesn't know why that's funny.
Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM

Or how to find Malaysia on a map. Or that it's a country.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (/e6gk)

80 she actually said, "where my check at"?
I award no points for originality to Ms. King

Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (DJFLF)

81 *Has ECW Flashbacks*
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (Ojki1)
-----
You were in the English Civil War?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (WGara)

82 One of the MAGA ladies that was arrested for assaulting an Asian man is named Malaysia King.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say she probably doesn't know why that's funny.
Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)

Piker.

Posted by: Ethiopia Jones at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

83 "My boyfren taught me..."

I think I see at least one of her many problems.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

84 >>>
We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
Will get Demolition Man
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (EMDmi)

Sorry, change of plans.

Posted by: 1984 at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (J8bDE)

85 GLOW made all kind of fabulous moolah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (7NYvH)

86 Saved by the close italics hash. Suck it, barrel!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (ipUr0)

87 hey ... why do we wish for Mad Max exactly?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM (j9HX3)

88 Queens

Posted by: mr tmz at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (m/Gc2)

89
No declaration as to who was the slay queen in that coterie?

I am disappointed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (pNxlR)

90 Are women being taught to behave like this from their mother or is it from the feral home life they were raised in?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (UWffs)

91 Don't let nobody play wichoo smak d'fuq out dem.

Yup, preach it MAGA SISTER!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (46GDR)

leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! - First Jive Dude

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (4I/2K)

92 The GOP will be sure to send campaign flyers to these natural conservative black voters just waiting to be convinced to vote Republican.

Any day now that "9 of every 10 blacks vote against them" thing is going to turn.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (4UWkS)

93 *Has ECW Flashbacks*
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (Ojki1)
-----
You were in the English Civil War?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

Fuck Cromwell and his Generals

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (Xih1H)

94 Stunning AND brave

American Scientists!!! They strike again!

Posted by: Loki at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (KqiMr)

95 At least one of these creatures owns Moochelle Obama's book "Becoming."

Because it's all cultural and sh*t.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

96 I say. What ungrateful, ignorant, uncouth, disgusting savages. Indeed.

Posted by: GG Allin at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (T4D1y)

97 We wish for Star Trek
We will settle for Idiocracy
We will get Day of the Dead

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

98 Saved by the close italics hash. Suck it, barrel!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM

*points finger at knothole*

*points at you*

Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (/e6gk)

99 I missed the last couple threads, so sorry if it's been stated. I don't think Cuomo will resign, and I certainly hope he doesn't. The invincibility of high-ranking apparatchiks is the cornerstone of Party power. If there is heavy pressure from within the Party to eliminate you, and you resist it, they'll fold, at least in the short term. They have to.

Northam and Fairfax proved this, and Cuomo can too, if he hangs in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (3lW9V)

100 I've had it, I'm moving to Varna

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (6iURM)

101 @32
"She has a bright future ahead in the food service or housekeeping industries."

You left out HR.
Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 03:42 PM (r4fw

Also Congress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

102 58 On another thread, a question like "How do you even date women these days?" was asked.

Now I wonder WHY would you date women these days. Or at least if these 3 are representative samples of the younger generation.
Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (U1eOr)

Have you seen the pics of the guy in the anti patriarchy shirt from yesterday?

There are just as many train wrecks on this side of the chromosome aisle. Whoever creates sexbots will make more money than Bezos can dream of, and it might not be the worst thing to happen to humanity either.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

103 They did get the last laugh on that driver. That car is chockfull-o-syphilis now.

Posted by: Wally at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (FJYfm)

104 ok, so some yutes of undetermined origin attached an asian lyft driver? meaning they were white supremist? even if they were white supremist of color?

that about cover it?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (8D42x)

105 At least one of these creatures owns Moochelle Obama's book "Becoming."

Because it's all cultural and sh*t.

Takes all three's cumulative brainpower to read it...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (EMDmi)

106 I think the real story here is that bitch has a boyfriend.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

She rather strikes me as someone who is at least a semi-pro.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (GbPPJ)

107 I think the Mar-a-Lago ref was Ace being snarky

Posted by: Anna Puma--Went over my head I guess.

Posted by: FrodoB-
679 more days till K. Harris becomes president at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (yFOIQ)

108 watching this I'm starting to consider a reverse Mexican migration

honestly.. Mexico has some nice parts, and no people like this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (j9HX3)

109 Northam and Fairfax proved this, and Cuomo can too, if he hangs in.
Disagree. Northam and Fairfax were able to hang on because if they hadn't, a Republican was next in line. That does not apply in NY.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (v16oJ)

110 Northam and Fairfax proved this, and Cuomo can too, if he hangs in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (3lW9V)

True, but the media also covered for them bigly, either by downplaying things or reframing others.

It would be interesting to see if Cuomo can survive without the MFM shield. I'm rooting for causalities on all sides.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (MMvmy)

111 hey ... why do we wish for Mad Max exactly?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:45 PM

It's the face colanders.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (/e6gk)

112 Alex!

*Smishes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (XvGuI)

113 White supremacist Trumpite patriarchs strike again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

114 Close tags in nic is cheating.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (GbPPJ)

115 Anna Puma, lol

Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (DJFLF)

116 Thanks again, Obama voters.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

117 Looks like it was a fun ride. Stimulating conversation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (3H9h1)

118 *smishes nurse ratched back*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (GbPPJ)

119 At least one of these creatures owns Moochelle Obama's book "Becoming."

Becoming? I thought it was called "Transitioning."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

120
I see that lady has accepted the basics of Coke's new advertising campaign.
Posted by: banana Dream

She wants to teach the world to scream in perfect disharmony.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (63Dwl)

121 Smoking some meat, new ip.

Posted by: Smoke at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (kzM0X)

122 BREAKING: The white supremacist male POC who assaulted Asian Uber driver for not wearing a MAGA hat were listening to Rush Limbaugh live at the time. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (Z7rbj)

123 Gone with the wind, it is.

It done blowed away.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 12, 2021 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

Gone with the Wind?!?!?!

*TRIGGER WARNINGS!!!!*

Posted by: Modern society as rulled by the left at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (Ojki1)

124 We wish for Mad Max
Will settle for Idioacracy
Will get Demolition Man
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:39 PM (EMDmi)

I like taco bell...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (8D42x)

125 Oh, AtC is here.

Have you heard my funny story about what my husband found in his car on Tuesday morning?

*begins prepping asbestos suit and welder's mask*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

126 72-hour rule....

Aaaaannnddd... it's bullshit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (bkUtD)

127 ...but from the backseat of that cab, one of those whores rose to become Vice-President of the United States.

And now you know...the rest of the story.

Posted by: Paul Harvey at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (FJYfm)

128
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out boy
They'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They're a maneater
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out boy
They'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They're a maneater

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (pNxlR)

129 We need to chip in and buy that driver a tire-iron and a can of bear spray.

*waves to the Empress*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (EMDmi)

130 108 watching this I'm starting to consider a reverse Mexican migration

honestly.. Mexico has some nice parts, and no people like this.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (j9HX3)

Plus it must be uninhabited by now.

So if we all move there, Mexico will become a First World country, and America will become Third World.

At which point, the Mexicans will then be sneaking back into Mexico.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (YqDXo)

131 I continue to be baffled and angry about just how quickly our great republic is falling apart.

AtC posted a link that explained how the world actually did end in 2012. It was, well, fascinating. And I sometimes wonder.

Not unlike Stephen King's Langoliers. Same feel, different monsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Stomping on My Roof at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (x8Wzq)

132 I've had it, I'm moving to Varna
Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM

Bulgaria? I mean, they do make a good feta, but beyond that I'm not seeing the attraction.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (/e6gk)

133 2001 st?

Posted by: Corner Stone at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (nMj2X)

134 I have a dilema, I want to know what those creatures actually said, but ...I do not want to watch the video. Help me out, you generous people you, what's in the vid ?

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)

135 It would be interesting to see if Cuomo can survive without the MFM shield.

I dunno. They seem to be covering quite well for the tens of thousands dead.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (lcZVv)

136 *waves at AP*

Oh, AtC is here.

Have you heard my funny story about what my husband found in his car on Tuesday morning? *begins prepping asbestos suit and welder's mask*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:50 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going to have to flamethrow the Eastern seaboard, aren't I?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)

137
Have you heard my funny story about what my husband found in his car on Tuesday morning?

*begins prepping asbestos suit and welder's mask*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

Oh, do tell!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

138 I thinking I'm getting an Insurrection erection.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (pR3Aq)

Inception erection here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (4I/2K)

139 Western Civilization had a good run. It simply could not withstand the Internet.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

140 97 We wish for Star Trek
We will settle for Idiocracy
We will get Day of the Dead
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

Have you seen the left?

We are getting Land of the Dead.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (Ojki1)

141
I have a dilema, I want to know what those creatures actually said, but
...I do not want to watch the video. Help me out, you generous people
you, what's in the vid ?

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)

You'll need an ebonics dictionary, and dial your volumn waaaaay down.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

142 I see that lady has accepted the basics of Coke's new advertising campaign.
Posted by: banana Dream

I've accepted it, too. Now I'm just trying to figure out how to get a criminal record. I've already sent back my high school diploma.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

143 18 Why is the lead that she wasn't wearing a mask, rather than the fact that she was an abusive bitch who followed up her entirely unacceptable customer behavior with assault and robbery?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

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You know who else didn't wear a mask?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (Z7rbj)

144 I have a dilema, I want to know what those creatures actually said, but ...I do not want to watch the video. Help me out, you generous people you, what's in the vid ?
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)

Can't help you. I only speak English. And the passengers clearly don't.

Posted by: Wally at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (FJYfm)

145 am i still on? lols

Posted by: Smoke at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (kzM0X)

146 You know who else didn't wear a mask?
Not Zorro, that's for sure.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (v16oJ)

147 I'm going to have to flamethrow the Eastern seaboard, aren't I?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)

Should've done that 50 years ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

148
Infinite sense of entitlement and no fear of consequences. Constructed brick by brick by our moral superiors.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (zCde3)

149
She rather strikes me as someone who is at least a semi-pro.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:48 PM (GbPPJ)

I was leaning toward the "drug dealer's ho" side of things.

She got some serious 'tude.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I continue to be baffled and angry about just how quickly our great republic is falling apart.----------------------------Like an avalanche.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (sX1BW)

151 Perhaps should not talk about the new anime about an incel high school girl who finds she has reincarnated in another world as a spider monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (EMDmi)

152 137
Have you heard my funny story about what my husband found in his car on Tuesday morning?

*begins prepping asbestos suit and welder's mask*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six!

Oh, do tell!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

------

**flees to deep, cold lake, dives in**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (dfRN6)

153 You can really see how oppressed and scared those women are. They are the face of the reparations movement.

If only black women like them got 3 votes each, this country would be in a much better place.

Posted by: Democrat Voter at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (3MG/9)

154
This is the same entitled mentality as the Knockout Game.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (zCde3)

155 I have a dilema, I want to know what those creatures actually said, but
...I do not want to watch the video. Help me out, you generous people
you, what's in the vid ?

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)

Not watching it either, unless a 300-pounder gets her wig snatched off.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (Ti+Tv)

156 151 Perhaps should not talk about the new anime about an incel high school girl who finds she has reincarnated in another world as a spider monster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (EMDmi)

How can a girl be an incel? That's unpossible.

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (xfb67)

157
wait, they were taking an uber from san francisco to florida? cereal?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2021 03:54 PM (shkju)

158 I'm going to have to flamethrow the Eastern seaboard, aren't I?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)

Yes. *takes deep breath* So, husband climbed in his nice, clean Yukon Tuesday am, heading out to an early morning breakfast meeting, and in the dim garage wondered how the interior of his vehicle got so dirty overnight. He backed out into the sunlight and.....the entire interior was FILLED with spider webs and hundreds, if not thousands, of baby spiders.

*exhales*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

159 131 I continue to be baffled and angry about just how quickly our great republic is falling apart.

AtC posted a link that explained how the world actually did end in 2012. It was, well, fascinating. And I sometimes wonder.

Not unlike Stephen King's Langoliers. Same feel, different monsters.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

An article at The Tablet called "Everything is Broken" is excellent and sad. A secular Lamentations. It's a long read but worth it. Not sure it will help your mood.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (5WHte)

160 I've accepted it, too. Now I'm just trying to figure out how to get a criminal record. I've already sent back my high school diploma.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

-----

My drug addict, two-time loser brother once destroyed my credit history by stealing my identity and taking out several loans in my name.

I think it's time I stole his ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (Z7rbj)

161 151 Perhaps should not talk about the new anime about an incel high school girl who finds she has reincarnated in another world as a spider monster.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (EMDmi)

" Another" Ariadne remake? Sooo derivative!

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (bCLt0)

162
Tell Upgrayedd his wimmins are straying out of line again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

163 Bete!

There is now Kickstarter for Metal Skin Panic: MADOX-01
https://tinyurl.com/32e62k3d

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (EMDmi)

164 I'm going to have to flamethrow the Eastern seaboard, aren't I?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM

At the very least. We're talking "nuke it from orbit" level stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (/e6gk)

165 all you Coloradians ready for snowmaggedon Xylia ?
Historic blizzard, as they are calling it. I'm supposed to bug out Monday, we shall see.

Posted by: mr wizard at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (OgGoB)

166 wait, they were taking an uber from san francisco to florida? cereal?

Posted by: AltonJackson
So it wasn't just me?

Posted by: FrodoB-
679 more days till K. Harris becomes president at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (yFOIQ)

167 In the burning times these three will most likely will not make it past the first week.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (ZN7T5)

168 Some guy killed all my babies with a fuckin paper towel! Well, not all. Heh.

Posted by: Mommy Wolf Spider at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (kTF2Z)

169 An Uber drive from SF to Florida? Really?
Do a lot of people uber long distances? Because wow....that would be quite a fee.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (jMEOg)

170 8 I thinking I'm getting an Insurrection erection.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM

===

Inception erection here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM

We're counting on you!

Posted by: NASA - 6200 gallons to the Moon - And Beyond! at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (DMUuz)

171 I heard there was a nationwide shortage of lip filler. I can see where it went.

Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (XxJt1)

172 I see that lady has accepted the basics of Coke's new advertising campaign.
Posted by: banana Dream

I've accepted it, too. Now I'm just trying to figure out how to get a criminal record. I've already sent back my high school diploma.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I can't be less white, but I can drink less Coke products.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (OCTRt)

173 Don't talk to me about "anti-Asian" violence until you are willing to call it what it really is.

Black-on-Asian violence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (4BMGG)

174
Yes. *takes deep breath* So, husband climbed in his nice, clean Yukon Tuesday am, heading out to an early morning breakfast meeting, and in the dim garage wondered how the interior of his vehicle got so dirty overnight. He backed out into the sunlight and.....the entire interior was FILLED with spider webs and hundreds, if not thousands, of baby spiders.

*exhales*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

I'm sorry your husband and everything you own burnt down in that fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

175 Still smoking some meat. Call me crazy. Complicated machine.

Posted by: Smoke at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (kzM0X)

176 At least one of these creatures owns Moochelle Obama's book "Becoming."

Because it's all cultural and sh*t.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

Okay, did laugh out loud at that!

Posted by: Pony Tail at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (8cpNk)

177 I would have burned the car right in the driveway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (EMDmi)

178
wait, they were taking an uber from san francisco to florida? cereal?
Posted by: AltonJackson

No, not cereal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

179 >>>He backed out into the sunlight and.....the entire interior was FILLED with spider webs and hundreds, if not thousands, of baby spiders.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

No. Thank. You.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (bkUtD)

180 Where's Ben Rothlessburger to explain Ace's deep snark here?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (dfRN6)

181 she can't come back

Posted by: x4 at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (oA+QO)

182 Spider babies are cute. You can't even feel it when they are walking on you. Plus their so light that some species make silk parachutes and fly on the wind. Into you face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (xfb67)

183 such an eloquent, well spoken, young lady.

Posted by: Max Barrage at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (YSu+R)

184 You'll need an ebonics dictionary, and dial your volumn waaaaay down.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

yeah, see, this is what I am trying to avoid....

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (zr5Kq)

185 Hey, they're White-African-Americans!

Who teaches people to act like this?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (i4CI5)

186 162
Tell Upgrayedd his wimmins are straying out of line again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

Can you imagine an Idiocracy sequel in Our Current Year though? It would postulate that the decline of IQ and reasoning power was a deliberate plan put into motion by white nationalists to rule the world or something dumb like that.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (MMvmy)

187 Ace is joking about "MAGA country " , yes ?

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (zr5Kq)

188 Some of you people are lying.

Posted by: Smoke at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (kzM0X)

189 watching this I'm starting to consider a reverse Mexican migration

honestly.. Mexico has some nice parts, and no people like this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid

First person to train and arm a group of exMex and lead them back to carve out their own cartel-free zone will be a true legend.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

190 179 >>>He backed out into the sunlight and.....the entire interior was FILLED with spider webs and hundreds, if not thousands, of baby spiders.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

No. Thank. You.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (bkUtD)

The Detailers are going to charge extra.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (bCLt0)

191 leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! - First Jive Dude
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2021 03:46 PM (4I/2K)
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Golly!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (WGara)

192 Three bus station whores incriminate and confess to a crime on video.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

193 151 Perhaps should not talk about the new anime about an incel high school girl who finds she has reincarnated in another world as a spider monster.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:53 PM (EMDmi)

...I go out of the loop a few years and anime goes from panty flash and harem to monstergirls.

Now is this why their males are herbivores, or simply a byproduct?

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (Ojki1)

194 I'm sorry your husband and everything you own burnt down in that fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

lol My husband managed to clean off his steering wheel and the windows and dashboard enough to make the breakfast meeting, and then at work got an employee to take a shop vac to it. Employee said they were probably baby wolf spiders. Son wanted him to set the vehicle on fire, and wasn't kidding.

And no, I don't plan to ever ride in it again.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

195
You know who else didn't wear a mask?

Tonto

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (63Dwl)

196 185 Hey, they're White-African-Americans!

Who teaches people to act like this?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 03:57 PM (i4CI5)

The inmates of the primate enclosure are better-mannered. Brighter, too, most likely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

197 97 We wish for Star Trek
We will settle for Idiocracy
We will get Day of the Dead
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 12, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

---------------------------

To quote the good Doctor:

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (CAJOC)

198 At least one Aryan in that Uber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (mzC78)

199 The intersectionalities here confuse me. Is this a black lesbian throuple harassing a post op latinx trans man? Whose side do people take? Or is this just a group of a**holes harassing a guy doing his job.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (cqAUI)

200 194 I'm sorry your husband and everything you own burnt down in that fire.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (GbPPJ)

lol My husband managed to clean off his steering wheel and the windows and dashboard enough to make the breakfast meeting, and then at work got an employee to take a shop vac to it. Employee said they were probably baby wolf spiders. Son wanted him to set the vehicle on fire, and wasn't kidding.

And no, I don't plan to ever ride in it again.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

A less principled 'ette might look to sell such a vehicle without any mention of past incidents.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (Zm+LZ)

201 I'm going to have to flamethrow the Eastern seaboard, aren't I?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:52 PM

A few of our best commenters are from there, you know.

Quick, someone distract her with squirrel videos!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (DMUuz)

202 In the Constitutional Republic of America, citizenship is going to require an IQ test.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (QjGTg)

203 I watched two dogs rip apart a nutria today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (7NYvH)

204 I'll give you $500 for your spidermobile.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (xfb67)

205 Spider babies are cute. You can't even feel it when they are walking on you. Plus their so light that some species make silk parachutes and fly on the wind. Into you face.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Stand up comedian Brian Regan has a hilarious bit where he's watching someone in the distance run into a spider web:

https://youtu.be/TcFtF8ONEb4

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (i4CI5)

206 203 I watched two dogs rip apart a nutria today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (7NYvH)

Jokes on them, giant rats aren't worth shit for xp.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

207 That my boyfrin chick meant her pimp.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

208 163 Bete!

There is now Kickstarter for Metal Skin Panic: MADOX-01
https://tinyurl.com/32e62k3d
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 03:55 PM (EMDmi)

Awesome. I should rewatch it and see if I want to upgrade. Though to be honest there are some other AnimEigo back catalog titles I'd have wanted first. Also should grab Megazone 23 and keep my AE KS streak going.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Ojki1)

209 all you Coloradians ready for snowmaggedon Xylia ?
Historic blizzard, as they are calling it. I'm supposed to bug out Monday, we shall see.
Posted by: mr wizard at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (OgGoB)

the hype over this has been ridiculous. It might be kind of big, but it will likely not match what we saw in March 2003.

I measured 4 feet at my house (the official number was somewhere around 3 feet). Our cars were completely covered. I had to get on a ladder and clear the furnace vent and stack pipes with a broom not once, but twice. Snowed hard for nearly three days.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Stomping on My Roof at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (x8Wzq)

210 Who teaches people to act like this?
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12,

Watch most any movie made in the last 40 years. They all have a wise cracking, intimidating black woman who gets away with being an a@@hole.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (ZN7T5)

211 lol My husband managed to clean off his steering wheel and the windows and dashboard enough to make the breakfast meeting, and then at work got an employee to take a shop vac to it. Employee said they were probably baby wolf spiders. Son wanted him to set the vehicle on fire, and wasn't kidding.

And no, I don't plan to ever ride in it again. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

OH HELL TO THE NO. So, what kind of new truck is your husband getting? Also, you realize you have to fumigate the garage, yes? I'm not kidding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (GbPPJ)

212 203 I watched two dogs rip apart a nutria today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (7NYvH)

I did not know that Nutria- Baiting was a Thing. Huh.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (bCLt0)

213 what racial slur did they say to him?

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (nUhF0)

214 Bete, it's not fully about her. You see it seems her whole class with teacher have reincarnated. One guy got reborn as a girl. One of the girls has gone religious fruit loop. Another was reborn as an earth dragon. The class bully is the eldest son of an emperor. Then there is Shun, he is the fourth prince of a kingdom and his big brother is the world's only Hero.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (EMDmi)

215 "Infinite sense of entitlement and no fear of consequences. Constructed brick by brick by our moral superiors. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

If only they they had more self-esteem and diversity and Black History in the schools they would be more self-confident and more willing to speak their mind.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

216 Jokes on them, giant rats aren't worth shit for xp.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

Kill several million of them though and you can max out all your stats.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (MMvmy)

217 118 *smishes nurse ratched back*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 03:49 PM (GbPPJ)

===

This thread is now officially hawt

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (4BMGG)

218 "anti-masker"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

219 Three bus station whores incriminate and confess to a crime on video.
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

---------

One of my favorite shows is The First 48. One of the first things detectives do is check the FB page of the perp and it's amazing the stupid shit they'll post.

"Look at all the money I stole and this gun I killed that guy with!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (kTF2Z)

220 Hey everybody.

Yeah, crap like this is a major part of the reason why I deliver for Uber *Eats,* and not Uber itself.

Thank God I've never had a customer give me any sort of hard time, and I've never had a food order harass, cough or spit at me. (Yet.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (L2ZTs)

221 Kamala will fix this ... she claims blackness from her (partly black?) dad, but was raised by an upper caste Indian woman.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2021 04:03 PM (Cus5s)

222 Once when I was about 17, I drove through a swam of bees in my car. All the windows were open so about 100 of them ended up inside the car.

That was fun.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 04:03 PM (gmo/4)

223 >>>The Detailers are going to charge extra.
Posted by: kraken

It'll be like the B.O. car in Seinfeld. No one will want to touch it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (bkUtD)

224
Snark, people, snark! It's a Snarkado of snark!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

225 3 I watched two dogs rip apart a nutria today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (7NYvH)

I did not know that Nutria- Baiting was a Thing. Huh.
Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (bCLt0)

It was on a chicken farm. They did their job.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (7NYvH)

226 OH HELL TO THE NO. So, what kind of new truck is
your husband getting? Also, you realize you have to fumigate the
garage, yes? I'm not kidding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (GbPPJ)

Yes. We've had a serious discussion. He thinks the mama spider got in while he had his vehicle all opened up while smoking Boston butts with the guys last Friday night. Never did find mama while they were vacuuming the webs and babies. {{{violently shudders}}}

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

227 Dude.

https://twitter.com/betonline_ag/status/1370475438561239042

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)

228
Stand up comedian Brian Regan has a hilarious bit where he's watching someone in the distance run into a spider web:

https://youtu.be/TcFtF8ONEb4
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (i4CI5)

That's mostly a sight gag that needs the accompanying video to be more effective.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Steady as she goes, Mr. Barnum...

Posted by: klaftern at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (RuIsu)

230 220 Hey everybody.

Yeah, crap like this is a major part of the reason why I deliver for Uber *Eats,* and not Uber itself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (L2ZTs)

They need to have a no talking Uber where you never have to talk to anyone at all. I could see myself using that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (xfb67)

231 "Anti masker?"
More like "Incessant Cell Phone Blabber."
Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (r4fw

More like "goods on offer at the Spearmint Rhino."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (mzC78)

232 210. This what any inner city HS is like. Any wonder they cannot find employment even if they wanted? Imagine a room full of these in English class and you cannot do a thing about it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (UWffs)

233 Dude.

https://twitter.com/betonline_ag/status/1370475438561239042
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm not worthy.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

234 214 Bete, it's not fully about her. You see it seems her whole class with teacher have reincarnated. One guy got reborn as a girl. One of the girls has gone religious fruit loop. Another was reborn as an earth dragon. The class bully is the eldest son of an emperor. Then there is Shun, he is the fourth prince of a kingdom and his big brother is the world's only Hero.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (EMDmi)

Had to scroll up to recognize what you were talking about. It's not as bad as he's making it sound. Fantasy adventure about a monstrous evolving spider with the perspective of a Japanese highschool girl.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (Zm+LZ)

235 all you Coloradians ready for snowmaggedon Xylia ?
Historic blizzard, as they are calling it. I'm supposed to bug out Monday, we shall see.
Posted by: mr wizard at March 12, 2021 03:56 PM (OgGoB)

the hype over this has been ridiculous. It might be kind of big, but it will likely not match what we saw in March 2003.

I measured 4 feet at my house (the official number was somewhere around 3 feet). Our cars were completely covered. I had to get on a ladder and clear the furnace vent and stack pipes with a broom not once, but twice. Snowed hard for nearly three days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Told you!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (8k/Um)

236 OT: YouTube has deleted 30,000 videos for spreading "vaccine misinformation."

Ask yourself: why is it so very, very important that 100% of americans get a "vaccine" for a disease with a 99.73% survival rate?

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (tjZg/)

237 225 3 I watched two dogs rip apart a nutria today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:00 PM (7NYvH)

I did not know that Nutria- Baiting was a Thing. Huh.
Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (bCLt0)

It was on a chicken farm. They did their job.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (7NYvH)

Chickens were like " sucks to be you, Rat", I'll bet.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (bCLt0)

238 Thought her dad was Indian.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (jyW7T)

239 By the way, what's up with all the super long fake eyelashes? They look ridiculous. Slay queen!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

240 Hey guys, just got back from the store shopping for my babies. Thanks for looking out for . . . . what in the hell?

Posted by: Spider Mama at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

241 yeah Pug, forecast snow numbers are way down now. then had them over 30" a few days ago. Right now I am seeing 19" combined sat/sun

Posted by: mr wizard at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (OgGoB)

242 Watch most any movie made in the last 40 years. They all have a wise cracking, intimidating black woman who gets away with being an a@@hole.

Posted by: Beartooth

Yep.

It's a shame that flogging has such a racial overtone.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (i4CI5)

243 Smishes = scissor, right?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

244 sniffy, I could both use and drive for that as well.

In fact in recent training for the passenger drivers (actually videos they want you to watch online), Uber explicitly says to be very sensitive to your client/customer and, if they obviously don't wanna talk, don't force the issue at all; just leave 'em alone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (L2ZTs)

245 Why does it say he was robbed? Did they get the ride and not pay I guess?
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 03:40 PM (J8bDE)

Maybe he was going to take it out in trade, and they reneged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (mzC78)

246 *exhales*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #

***runs away screaming***

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (nUhF0)

247 213 what racial slur did they say to him?
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (nUhF0)

-----------------------

Wait... the spiders called Jane D'oh's hubby a racial slur?

Or am I getting my threads crossed?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (CAJOC)

248 Yes. We've had a serious discussion. He thinks the mama spider got in while he had his vehicle all opened up while smoking Boston butts with the guys last Friday night. Never did find mama while they were vacuuming the webs and babies. {{{violently shudders}}}

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

You have to fumigate the HOUSE.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (GbPPJ)

249 Wait! That is somebodies girlfriend? I can undertaker why many young men are celibate.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

250 Malaysia phhhffft

Posted by: Reality Winner! at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (b+v9B)

251 232 210. This what any inner city HS is like. Any wonder they cannot find employment even if they wanted? Imagine a room full of these in English class and you cannot do a thing about it.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (UWffs)

Also why inner city HS tends to get the very worst teachers: because anyone who has anything going for him wants no part of an inner city HS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

252 214 Bete, it's not fully about her. You see it seems her whole class with teacher have reincarnated. One guy got reborn as a girl. One of the girls has gone religious fruit loop. Another was reborn as an earth dragon. The class bully is the eldest son of an emperor. Then there is Shun, he is the fourth prince of a kingdom and his big brother is the world's only Hero.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (EMDmi)
...

And still not Dead Leaves weird I guess.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

253 Had a conversation with a Brahman the other day.
Whew, would rather talk to a Brahma.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 04:08 PM (jyW7T)

254 Never did find mama while they were vacuuming the webs and babies. {{{violently shudders}}}

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

You monsters!

*plots revenge*

Posted by: Spider Mama at March 12, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

255 I saw Smoking Boston Butts open for Love & Rockets at Merriweather Post Pavilion in 1986

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:08 PM (mZUr4)

256 Wow. She's a piece of work.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (6SwKM)

257 I hate spiders of any shape or size, but nothing on this continent compares to the camel spider. No. Thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

258 OT: YouTube has deleted 30,000 videos for spreading "vaccine misinformation."

30,000 videos claimed that Biden is responsible for the vaccine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

259 216 Jokes on them, giant rats aren't worth shit for xp.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

Kill several million of them though and you can max out all your stats.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (MMvmy)

Better off leveling a bit then hunting Metal Slimes. Which I fully expect to be a thing that plagues big cities in 2022

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (Ojki1)

260 Wait! That is somebodies girlfriend?
Let's just all pray she's not somebody's mama. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

261 😱

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Well don't bother looking for spider daddy. The spider mama usually east him when their done making sweet spider love.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (xfb67)

263 252 214 Bete, it's not fully about her. You see it seems her whole class with teacher have reincarnated. One guy got reborn as a girl. One of the girls has gone religious fruit loop. Another was reborn as an earth dragon. The class bully is the eldest son of an emperor. Then there is Shun, he is the fourth prince of a kingdom and his big brother is the world's only Hero.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:02 PM (EMDmi)
...

And still not Dead Leaves weird I guess.
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

So, not taken from Emily Dickinson's work then.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (bCLt0)

264 Wait! That is somebodies girlfriend? I can undertaker why many young men are celibate.
Posted by: Ripley

Yes, but as she 'explains' in the last video, her boo instructed her to assault people or something.

I guarantee this partner of hers is as stupid and violent as she is if not more so.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (QjGTg)

265 251. Exactly.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (UWffs)

266 When Wakada spends 100 skill points for Appraisal is funny. She thinks it will be a super cool ability from the start. So she picks up a rock and asks what it is. Lvl 1 Appraisal - "Its a rock."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (EMDmi)

267
I hate spiders of any shape or size, but nothing on this continent compares to the camel spider. No. Thing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

Same with our son. He told us a horrifying tale of seeing a camel spider chase down and eat a rat at a FOB.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

268 You have to fumigate the HOUSE.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (GbPPJ)

Let's face it: at this point the whole country could benefit from fumigation, spiders or no spiders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

269 "The behavior captured on video in this incident showed a callous disregard for the safety and wellbeing of an essential service worker in the midst of a deadly pandemic. We take this conduct very seriously in San Francisco, and we're committed to ensuring that justice is done in this case."
-- Lt. Tracy McCray, head of the San Francisco Police Department's Robbery Detail

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

270 qdpsteve - Seeing you comment on daytime threads this week is messing with my sense of time!

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (mZUr4)

271
lol My husband managed to clean off his steering wheel and the windows and dashboard enough to make the breakfast meeting, and then at work got an employee to take a shop vac to it. Employee said they were probably baby wolf spiders. Son wanted him to set the vehicle on fire, and wasn't kidding.

And no, I don't plan to ever ride in it again. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

OH HELL TO THE NO. So, what kind of new truck is your husband getting? Also, you realize you have to fumigate the garage, yes? I'm not kidding.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

Workers in an entomology lab where Mrs. K used to work raised fly species whose life cycles were well known enough that the exact time a batch of eggs would hatch was predictable.

So of course a couple of the lab's workers put a bunch of said eggs in a cow orker's car about an hour or two before closing time. The owner came out of the lab to a car filled to bursting with newly hatched flies. The hilarity was decidedly one-sided.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

272 Story over at Insty: UPenn nursing students that didn't identify imaginary patient's 'zender got a grade reduction...

Yeah? News flash for UPenn professors - right now in the woke corp and medical world, no one gives a fuck about the GPA of an Woke Ivy League graduate - the name is the ticket. You graduate from Penn, Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth, etc? Some HR nimrod is hiring you up. Or, you could just work at Dadikens Condi Nast publication.

All the same, no one expects you to work or think...but your rolledex must get monetized or the deal's off.

Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2021 04:11 PM (w2LAm)

273 Well don't bother looking for spider daddy. The spider mama usually east him when their done making sweet spider love.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:09 PM (xfb67)

*picks daddy's long leg out of mandibles*

Posted by: Spider Mama at March 12, 2021 04:12 PM (KnJdm)

274 Same with our son. He told us a horrifying tale of seeing a camel spider chase down and eat a rat at a FOB.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

Hell. To. The. No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

275 Same with our son. He told us a horrifying tale of seeing a camel spider chase down and eat a rat at a FOB.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

The largest species of spider, the Goliath Birdeater, eats birds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:12 PM (xfb67)

276

You know, gonna you know...

Posted by: Just Sayin at March 12, 2021 04:12 PM (Cux2V)

277 So of course a couple of the lab's workers put a bunch of said eggs in a cow orker's car about an hour or two before closing time. The owner came out of the lab to a car filled to bursting with newly hatched flies. The hilarity was decidedly one-sided.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

===================

"cow orker's" is one of the greatest typos I've ever seen!!

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (mZUr4)

278 The owner came out of the lab to a car filled to bursting with newly hatched flies. The hilarity was decidedly one-sided.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

---------%

So he should've just tossed in a thousand baby wolf spiders. Problem solved.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (kTF2Z)

279 Camel spiders are not to be fucked with.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (7NYvH)

280 "The behavior captured on video in this incident showed a callous disregard for the safety and wellbeing of an essential service worker in the midst of a deadly pandemic. We take this conduct very seriously in San Francisco, and we're committed to ensuring that justice is done in this case."
-- Lt. Tracy McCray, head of the San Francisco Police Department's Robbery Detail
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

Choot 'em! Choot 'em now!!!!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

281 PJMedia says Pelosi believes the House can switch that Rep seat in Iowa.

Consider it a done deal.

Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (XxJt1)

282 Oh Goblin Slayer is all kinds of violent fun. Each episode has a violence warning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (EMDmi)

283 271

Workers in an entomology lab where Mrs. K used to work raised fly species whose life cycles were well known enough that the exact time a batch of eggs would hatch was predictable.

So of course a couple of the lab's workers put a bunch of said eggs in a cow orker's car about an hour or two before closing time. The owner came out of the lab to a car filled to bursting with newly hatched flies. The hilarity was decidedly one-sided.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

And yet workplace violence remains a Mystery.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (bCLt0)

284 Ok, what happened to the kids?

Posted by: Shelob at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (ZN7T5)

285 "The behavior captured on video in this incident showed a callous disregard for the safety and wellbeing of an essential service worker in the midst of a deadly pandemic. We take this conduct very seriously in San Francisco, and we're committed to ensuring that justice is done in this case."
-- Lt. Tracy McCray, head of the San Francisco Police Department's Robbery Detail
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:10 PM (DMUuz)

Please. Spare me.

Black women >> Asian men. They'll be in Congress before you know it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

286
Watch most any movie made in the last 40 years. They all have a wise cracking, intimidating black woman who gets away with being an a@@hole.

Posted by: Beartooth

Can we stop beating the dead horse that is Ghostbusters 2016?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (pNxlR)

287 These broads seem nice....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (R/m4+)

288 Analysis: Despite his turn to the hard left, c0cksvcker cvck Adam Kinzinger is still the mostly likely (fake) Illinois Republican to be redistricted out of Congress
Another NeverTrump hero turns out to be a selfish, mercenary coward without any investment in actual conservative principle. Why does this keep happening??!! It's almost as if they're 1, bad people who are also, 2, progressive Democrats
Yap...Yap...Yap...
-----

This guy may have merely miscuckulated. He thought he'd appease the alligator and maybe not get eaten, so he went left.
A smart analysis would have led him to the conclusion that cucking would be the end of his political career if they gerrymandered his district.
Now he can't even carpet-bag to a new district, they've already got their own cucks, and his name is dirt
I'd suggest not voting for him because he's dumb.
But he may be a RINO too, so you get both.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (z79tQ)

289

Tell me about transitioning to being a cow worker...

Posted by: Spider Fucker at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (Cux2V)

290 PJMedia says Pelosi believes the House can switch that Rep seat in Iowa.

Consider it a done deal.
Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (XxJt1)

That is within the House powers, akshually. Last time was in the 80's, I think?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

291 Camel spiders are not to be fucked with.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2021 04:13 PM (7NYvH)

---------

After the war was over, we would chase them down with a can of zippo and a lighter. Stomping on them just pisses them off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (kTF2Z)

292 "Thought her dad was Indian."

there are rumors of that ... could be (part) black and Indian (heritage) I guess. But he was born in Jamaica, and at least some of that heritage is (like Obama) on the wrong side of the slave trade.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2021 04:16 PM (Cus5s)

293 Facts about camel spiders:

https://youtu.be/qfidi8qvY00

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Did these women know each other, because the woman in red on the left wearing the mask looks horrified the other woman coughed on the driver. Maybe she was one of the ones that didn't attack him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (VP4Cd)

295
Tell me about transitioning to being a cow worker...
Posted by: Spider Fucker

Cow orker

Now ask what "orking" is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

296 251 232 210. This what any inner city HS is like. Any wonder they cannot find employment even if they wanted? Imagine a room full of these in English class and you cannot do a thing about it.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 04:05 PM (UWffs)

Also why inner city HS tends to get the very worst teachers: because anyone who has anything going for him wants no part of an inner city HS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

Milwaukee inner city schools is where new public school teachers in this state have to start at and then the vast majority jump as soon as they have enough seniority to any other opening in the state. This is a known pattern here. I imagine there are a few idealists that stay, hoping to make a difference but my understanding is the majority pray...or whatever public school teachers are allowed to do...that their chance to leave comes ASAP.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Ojki1)

297 Camel Spiders?

Either a real flamethrower or a 12ga shotgun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (EMDmi)

298
Can we stop beating the dead horse that is Ghostbusters 2016?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:14 PM (pNxlR)

But she released her pron vid taking it up the poop chute!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Ah Queens.
Like the UN only less educated.

Posted by: Zek at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (r4fw8)

300

The shit I've seen, it'll turn you white!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Cow Orker at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Cux2V)

301 Now he can't even carpet-bag to a new district, they've already got their own cucks, and his name is dirt
I'd suggest not voting for him because he's dumb.
But he may be a RINO too, so you get both.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Is there some sort of parallel between this thinking and that of a battered spouse that returns to the batterer time and time again?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Rvt88)

302
After the war was over, we would chase them down with a can of zippo and a lighter. Stomping on them just pisses them off.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Is this a pitch for a movie, Antifa, the Imagining?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

303 final scene of Kingdom of the Spiders.gif

Posted by: Lance McCormick in asbestos suit and very far away at March 12, 2021 04:18 PM (l8gTz)

304 Dude.

https://twitter.com/betonline_ag/status/1370475438561239042
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM

ace ... ... is that you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

305 The video of the woman makes it sound like she's on drugs or drunk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 04:18 PM (VP4Cd)

306 Huh.... I just found a plastic sandwich baggie with an odd assortment of ammo here in my office. Mostly handgun rounds, but 3? .223 rounds... weird.

I thought California had run Uber out of the state with their anti-gig laws? Or were the River Queens somewhere else? They seem nice. Maybe have them over for a game of Scrabble? It'd be a short game.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (3H9h1)

307 Everybody needs to be given a COVID stimulus 6-shooter and we'll sort out all of this odd pandemic behavior post-haste.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (03n3v)

308 That is within the House powers, akshually. Last time was in the 80's, I think?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

You're right.

We're screwed.

Posted by: creeper at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (XxJt1)

309 First person to train and arm a group of exMex and lead them back to carve out their own cartel-free zone will be a true legend.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: No Blood for Congress! at March 12, 2021 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

We wanted to do that, but then we made a lot of money and said, fuck it.

Posted by: Selma Hayek and Guillermo Del Toro at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (uhPTO)

310 Long day today.

With the new Democrats are Immortal laws they will be able to take over any former Red state, just print those vote ballots all over the country and mail them to any Red state.
Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (Cxk7w)

311 >>Lt. Tracy McCray, head of the San Francisco Police Department's Robbery Detail

Lt McCray is obviously un-busy on real robbery issues...nice to know that this officer has cleaned up all her back log cases and can spend a boatload of retard time on non-crime stuff.

Why are there no more crusty police captains like in the Dirty Harry movies to tell Officer McCray this?

Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (w2LAm)

312 Just saw an article at another site stating that conservatives shouldn't bother defending Dr Seuss's books, because Seuss (Ted Geisel) himself was a far lefty, which is true. I know he hated Reagan with a passion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)

313 How can any of you distinguish what the women were screeching? It just sounded like animal noises to me. In fact I understand what my cats want when they meow better than I could understand these women, and they are *supposed* to be my species.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (uk/oG)

314 Land crabs

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

315 Yes. We've had a serious discussion. He thinks the mama spider got in while he had his vehicle all opened up while smoking Boston butts with the guys last Friday night. Never did find mama while they were vacuuming the webs and babies. {{{violently shudders}}}

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

Jim in Galveston gave you sound advice yesterday. Get an insect fogger, and set it off in the car, and leave it overnight. Set another one in the garage, if it does not exchange air with the occupied part of your home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (mzC78)

316 Oh for a La Costra Nostra pizza delivered by the Deliverator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (EMDmi)

317 Spiders? Kill all the things!

If you don't live in CA, you can buy an ozone generator for between $60-80. You can spend more depending on the square footage you're dealing with.

IMO, as a former landlord, everybody should have one of these things. They're banned in CA because people will turn them on and then sit in the same room with them. What do they do? They oxidize all organic matter. Mold, cat pee, and yes, spiders. They're great because if you've got a stink, don't mask it with fabreeze, kill it with ozone.

So, if you've got thousands of spiders? Put everything into the garage, and let the generator run for 12-24 hours. Anyplace air can travel, they will die. And, they will die horribly. What won't it do? Eggs. But, fumigation also won't kill eggs. Unlike termites, spiders are fully functional the second they hatch. So repeated treatments for a couple of weeks would be suggested.

Get one of these little boxes, and leave it running overnight every few days, so if any more hatch, they'll be oxidized. Just be sure that you have time to air anything out before entering/using. The downside is, if you use it a lot it can start to break down foams and plastics.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (46GDR)

318 Sponge - not gonna watch that camel spider video. Uh-uh!

On a related note - creepy crawly things...

Growing up in Baltimore, we often had "water bugs" in/around our house. Kinda like a big crunchy roach.
They creeped me out.

Then as an adult when I visited South Carolina for the first time and saw a Palmetto Bug -- *shudders*

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:23 PM (mZUr4)

319 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (46GDR)

You wouldn't like sitting in a room with a running ozone generator.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:23 PM (xfb67)

320 I thought California had run Uber out of the state with their anti-gig laws? Or were the River Queens somewhere else? They seem nice. Maybe have them over for a game of Scrabble? It'd be a short game.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (3H9h1)

A carve-out for Uber and Lyft was passed by initiative last election. Other gig workers are still SOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

321 This is the same state that made giving someone HIV on purpose totally OK, right?

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (RGRIY)

322 Thank God I've never had a customer give me any sort of hard time, and I've never had a food order harass, cough or spit at me.

Everybody is glad to get their food, even if its not as hot as they wanted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

323 BTW, I got my ozone generator when some horrible tenants smoked in the master bed/bath for 4 solid years. The cost for ServPro was $3k. And, they use a fucking ozone generator.

So, after even replacing the carpet with no success, I had a generator sent to a friend in TX, which he in turn mailed to me. 2 nights later, you'd never have known (other than the yellow walls in the bathroom).

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (46GDR)

324 Then as an adult when I visited South Carolina for the first time and saw a Palmetto Bug -- *shudders*
Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:23 PM (mZUr4)

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We're due for our big 17 year cicada hatch this summer. Gonna be a disgusting couple of weeks.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (dfRN6)

325 "316 Oh for a La Costra Nostra pizza delivered by the Deliverator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (EMDmi) "

Seconded !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (AKJpt)

326 HOW STELLA GOT HER BUS PASS BACK

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (V14gw)

327 Jim in Galveston gave you sound advice yesterday.
Get an insect fogger, and set it off in the car, and leave it overnight.
Set another one in the garage, if it does not exchange air with the
occupied part of your home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (mzC7

I missed that. I wasn't around much yesterday. I'll tell my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

328 They're banned in CA because people will turn them on and then sit in the same room with them.

Darwin nods.

"Lessee, I'm running this thing to kill anything and everything in the place. I think I'll just sit here in the same room with the thing and watch."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

329 That is within the House powers, akshually. Last time was in the 80's, I think?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

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Isn't this essentially the same power, though, that was beyond the pale to mention in reference to the presidential election?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 04:26 PM (CAJOC)

330 *looks up camel spider ....they are 6 inches in length..did it immobilize the rat with venom and then eat it ? probably...

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:26 PM (zr5Kq)

331 A carve-out for Uber and Lyft was passed by initiative last election. Other gig workers are still SOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

Yep, and the way that the Lyft/Uber people survived was delivering food. Covid happened just in time for them as it turned out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:26 PM (46GDR)

332 How are the tips delivering Uber Eats? I always leave them cash 20% and skip the online tipping

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

333
HOW STELLA GOT HER BUS PASS BACK

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (V14gw)

THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

334 margins seem a bit W I D E

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (zr5Kq)

335 Flying pigs alert:

AOC and another NY congressperson have released a statement calling on Cuomo to resign immediately, that actually highlights both the harassment *and* nursing home allegations.

https://tinyurl.com/wecx2c6t

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)

336 We're due for our big 17 year cicada hatch this summer. Gonna be a disgusting couple of weeks.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (dfRN6)

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Same here in MD. For some reason, I am not at all creeped out by those noisy red-eyed critters. In fact, I'm kinda strangely fascinated by them. This will be my 3rd go round with them. I actually think the noise they make is kinda cool.

Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (mZUr4)

337 Also why inner city HS tends to get the very worst teachers: because anyone who has anything going for him wants no part of an inner city HS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

Milwaukee inner city schools is where new public school teachers in this state have to start at and then the vast majority jump as soon as they have enough seniority to any other opening in the state. This is a known pattern here. I imagine there are a few idealists that stay, hoping to make a difference but my understanding is the majority pray...or whatever public school teachers are allowed to do...that their chance to leave comes ASAP.
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:17 PM (Ojki1)
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Right on the mark Bete. I have a good friend who did exactly that. The nicest woman you could good meet and went in with high expectations. After a few years, she couldn't wait to get out of MPS and she was only teaching kindergarten! My take away from talking to her about her experience was "the parents don't care".

Posted by: WisRich at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

338 321 This is the same state that made giving someone HIV on purpose totally OK, right?
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 12, 2021 04:24 PM (RGRIY)

Why, yes, it is. Is giving someone HIV on purpose a problem? It's not like giving them a plastic straw or anything deadly like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

339 We have a few cute, helpful anole lizards in the garage. They do eat small spiders and other things, so we really never see bugs and the company that sprays our house for critters also sprays the garage.

Would a bug bomb hurt the lizards?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

340 334 margins seem a bit W I D E
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (zr5Kq)

I think it was atc's twitter post.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

341 327 Jim in Galveston gave you sound advice yesterday.
Get an insect fogger, and set it off in the car, and leave it overnight.
Set another one in the garage, if it does not exchange air with the
occupied part of your home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:21 PM (mzC7

Or, get a long hose, insert it in the tailpipe, start engine, and run with windows all closed. Protip- get out of car.

Posted by: kraken at March 12, 2021 04:29 PM (bCLt0)

342 Jane , it might.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:29 PM (zr5Kq)

343 Just saw an article at another site stating that conservatives shouldn't bother defending Dr Seuss's books, because Seuss (Ted Geisel) himself was a far lefty, which is true. I know he hated Reagan with a passion.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)

It's not the person being defended that counts, it's the idea of cancel culture that's being pushed back against. One day a majority of folks will start playing and the dynamic will change.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 04:29 PM (z79tQ)

344 Gig workers are getting dorked tax-wise in the new COVID-NotCOVID bill that passed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:29 PM (DMUuz)

345 What's with the goofy fake eyelashes on females lately? Is this a new thing, or have I just not been paying attention. I was at the grocery store yesterday and the young lady (around 1

packing the bags had on huge fake eyelashes. I had to do a double-take after I first glanced at her, because I thought she had a giant spider on her face at first. WTH?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 04:29 PM (k4dH2)

346 I don't want to hurt our little lizards.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

347 Would a bug bomb hurt the lizards?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

Yup, kill them dead. Wouldn't do a larger animal like a dog or cat much good either.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (46GDR)

348 From the Bee:

"Cuomo Invites All Accusers To Come Forward And Gather In New York Nursing Home."

Posted by: Revenant at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (3oiFl)

349 Christopher, true. :-)

The tips aren't bad, although there is the one annoying fact that customers can *pull back* a tip one hour after promising it and getting their food. One time, I had a customer pull back their promised tip and change it to... one penny.

At the same time? Other customers, if they're really happy, can *increase* their tips. So it evens out most of the time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (L2ZTs)

350 Then as an adult when I visited South Carolina for the first time and saw a Palmetto Bug -- *shudders*
Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021

***

I grew up living with those things. Nowadays, if one gets in my place, the cats make short work of it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (uk/oG)

351 Same here in MD. For some reason, I am not at all creeped out by those noisy red-eyed critters. In fact, I'm kinda strangely fascinated by them. This will be my 3rd go round with them. I actually think the noise they make is kinda cool.
Posted by: Doof at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (mZUr4)

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This is my second round in NoVA. The first time I heard that noise, I thought somebody's car alarm was going off in the distance. They don't creep me out but running over hundreds with the lawnmower loses its charm after a while.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 04:30 PM (dfRN6)

352 So I just popped in and we're all talking about spiders? I don't like them. End of story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (nxdel)

353 Ehhh, the usual suspects, the most vicious of the tribe.

Color me not surprised, at least they got banned for life so there was some justice.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (qZdIZ)

354 I prefer to tip in cash because thats untaxed, or taxed at a grossly underestimated amount so the workers get better out of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

355 Sex pest. talking about Cuomo here.

Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (zr5Kq)

356 So one of the perps is named "Maylasia?"

Ironic, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

357 I was at the grocery store yesterday and the young lady (around 1 packing the bags had on huge fake eyelashes. I had to do a double-take after I first glanced at her, because I thought she had a giant spider on her face at first. WTH?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Isn't that bizarre? How they think that looks good escapes me completely.

Posted by: lizabth at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)

358 So I just popped in and we're all talking about spiders? I don't like them. End of story.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM

What are your views on snakes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

359 She has a bright future ahead in the food service or housekeeping industries

There are truck stop all across America with openings for sex workers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)

360 AOC and another NY congressperson have released a statement calling on Cuomo to resign immediately, that actually highlights both the harassment *and* nursing home allegations.

https://tinyurl.com/wecx2c6t

Yeah, Andy's done

Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM (HrMC1)

361 We must have loud mouth cicadas around here. So ear splitting loud it's hard sit outside sometimes.

Posted by: dartist at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM (+ya+t)

362 JoeF., no no.
The *entire country of Malaysia* is complaining that Cuomo harassed it! Wow!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)

363 What are your views on snakes?[i/]

Not very fond of them either.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)

364 What are your views on snakes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

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Whacking Day can never come soon enough.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (dfRN6)

365 Inslee just ordered Wa state schools to open to in person learning by early April due to a "rising mental health crises" amongst kids.

You don't say.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (XvGuI)

366
What are your views on snakes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 04:33 PM (DMUuz)

No no no no no no no no no no

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (TdMsT)

367 Well, I managed to fuck that up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (nxdel)

368 I prefer to tip in cash because thats untaxed, or taxed at a grossly underestimated amount so the workers get better out of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

Also, tipping via the app, even before the food arrives, seems utterly pointless. The whole idea of a tip is to reward the server for providing satisfactory (or better) service.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (mzC78)

369 "democracy dies in darkness"--WAPO quote.

"journalism dies in the media"--irongrampa quote.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (KATBx)

370 nurse ratched, sounds like the douche just got upgraded to a deodorant. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)

371 A friend of mine worked as a counselor and job placement administrator at an alternative HS. School was created to provide a GED equivalent to dropouts and to graduate those who had juvenile records, pregnant teens etc. She had appointments all day long with parents and guardians of these young people and had an armed guard in her office at all times to protect her from the welfare queens who would bring three or four aunties with them who had no problem screaming at her and issuing threats. She made it there three years.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 12, 2021 04:35 PM (UWffs)

372 Camel spiders have hypodermic needles in their little lobster claws that they use to deaden skin so their victim doesn't feel anything. You'll see nomads with pock marked faces. Yep, camel spider.

Camel spiders will eat your fucking face off.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (kTF2Z)

373 Mannix- check your e-mail

Posted by: Muldoon at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (m45I2)

374 340 334 margins seem a bit W I D E
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2021 04:27 PM (zr5Kq)

I think it was atc's twitter post.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 04:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

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Nah. Pretty sure it's the first video ace posted up top.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (CAJOC)

375 I've been laid up all day. Messed my knee up this morning. All I did was sit down at the table and it felt like someone stabbed my knee with a knife. I swear.. when it rains it pours.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

376 I love the sexy slither of a lady snake.

Posted by: Barry White at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

377 About 98% of my tips are via the Uber Eats app. Often it's part of the promise of payment the app shows you, when you're considering whether to take the job.

Very few people tip in cash, though of course it's always appreciated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)

378 What are your views on snakes?[i/]

Not very fond of them either.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM

Arrrrrrrrggghhhhhh! So close!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2021 04:37 PM (DMUuz)

379 So one of the perps is named "Maylasia?"

Ironic, huh?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (HrMC1)

She laysia if you paysia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2021 04:37 PM (mzC78)

380 Camel spiders!
Filtered or unfiltered?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 12, 2021 04:37 PM (lSZIs)

381 I've been laid up all day. Messed my knee up this morning. All I did was sit down at the table and it felt like someone stabbed my knee with a knife. I swear.. when it rains it pours.
Posted by: Jewells45

Goodness Sister, death by a thousand cuts/sprains?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 04:37 PM (Rvt88)

382 Darwin nods.

"Lessee, I'm running this thing to kill anything and everything in the place. I think I'll just sit here in the same room with the thing and watch."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

It's sad that the idiots of the world make it hard for the rest of us. I'm not sure what the whole "CAUTION! Use In Unoccupied Space ONLY" I'm guessing because it smells good, and doesn't cause you to run from the room after a few minutes like a bug bomb would.

I know for a while that the hippies were using/selling small desk sized ozone generators. Because it charges the dust/pollen in the air sucking it to any surface, and smells nice and fresh. Heck, I think Smarter Image was selling the things back in the 90's. But they were pretty weak, and sucked the air through so crap would stick to the plates inside, which you'd then wipe off. Still...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 04:37 PM (46GDR)

383 Margins are half blown

Jewells did you twist of bang your knee or is this out of the blue?

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (Cxk7w)

384 156 How can a girl be an incel? That's unpossible.
hello, sailor!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (v3pYe)

385 357 I was at the grocery store yesterday and the young lady (around 1 packing the bags had on huge fake eyelashes. I had to do a double-take after I first glanced at her, because I thought she had a giant spider on her face at first. WTH?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Isn't that bizarre? How they think that looks good escapes me completely.
Posted by: lizabth at March 12, 2021 04:32 PM (L3Rsz)

Eh, leisure suits and bellbottoms were a thing.

And it isn't as bizarre as when they tried to make Romphims a thing.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (Ojki1)

386 This just smacks me right in the gob.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Certainly Not a Stooge at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

387 361 We must have loud mouth cicadas around here. So ear splitting loud it's hard sit outside sometimes.
Posted by: dartist at March 12, 2021 04:34 PM (+ya+t)

Cicada Fun Fact: They make the sound with their abdomens.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (RGRIY)

388 Something tells me Malaysia won't be paying her lawyer and her lawyer will be suing her too.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (+estU)

389 156 How can a girl be an incel? That's unpossible.
hello, sailor!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (v3pYe)

I've known a few dudes that would bang Trigglypuff. Now that you mention it, quite a few of them were sailors.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (xfb67)

390 For instance, the app will show a black box with the following text:

$15.14 (in BIG print)
Ace O.S. (person who ordered)
Jersey Mike's at LBX
(address; this is the pickup destination)
Candlewood / Premiere Ave (this is one of the approximate delivery destinations)
2 orders

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (L2ZTs)

391 Goodness Sister, death by a thousand cuts/sprains?

I know right?? Pinky is still swollen and I don't know if I'll ever get the ring off of it. But it doesn't hurt as much and I was able to make a few things today.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (nxdel)

392 Inslee just ordered Wa state schools to open to in person learning by early April due to a "rising mental health crises" amongst kids.

Isn't school out at the start of May?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

393 And it isn't as bizarre as when they tried to make Romphims a thing.
Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:38 PM (Ojki1)

And by "they," you mean flamingly gay people.

Posted by: Wally at March 12, 2021 04:39 PM (FJYfm)

394 375 I've been laid up all day. Messed my knee up this morning. All I did was sit down at the table and it felt like someone stabbed my knee with a knife. I swear.. when it rains it pours.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

Is your finger better?

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (Ojki1)

395 I always tip large and in cash.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (gmo/4)

396 The app will also say right under the big print payment promise up top if a tip is included.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (L2ZTs)

397 Skip.. totally out of the blue. All I was sit down and half down I was howling in pain. lol.. my poor husband.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (nxdel)

398 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.

Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

399 240 Hey guys, just got back from the store shopping for my babies. Thanks for looking out for . . . . what in the hell?

Posted by: Spider Mama at March 12, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)

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New comics series: "SpiderMama -- They Drew First Blood!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 04:41 PM (Ch8UB)

400 Those are the same MAGA hat wearing white supremacists that attacked me!

Posted by: Juicy Smulliet at March 12, 2021 04:41 PM (lRrON)

401 Bete finger is better, but still a little swollen.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:41 PM (nxdel)

402 Margins are half blown

==

The Paolo, he is , how you say.. inorridito, horrified at this.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 12, 2021 04:41 PM (zr5Kq)

403 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

It could be lupus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

404 San Fran to Florida is a long trip. You'd think they'd be more polite since they would be spending so much time together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (I2iQh)

405 See.. I can't even type worth a shit today. Ugh!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (nxdel)

406 403 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

It could be lupus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

It's never Lupis.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (Ojki1)

407 It could be lupus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

408 405 See.. I can't even type worth a shit today. Ugh!
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (nxdel)

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (Ojki1)

409 Jewells--what the heck? We're going wrap you in cotton.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (TdMsT)

410 Cicada Fun Fact: They make the sound with their abdomens.
_________

Also:

The frequency of chirping varies according to temperature. To get a rough estimate of the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit, count the number of chirps in 15 seconds and then add 37. The number you get will be an approximation of the outside temperature.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (3H9h1)

411 Not very fond of them either.

Jewells don't like spiders and snakes.
That ain't what it takes to love her
You fool, you fool

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

412 Blacks attacks Asians, so Media blames Whites. Maybe the Media just hates white people and is looking for any excuse to attack them.

Posted by: RealityStation at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (KCOgn)

413 Hot iron doesn't work on monkeypox or lupus. You have to rub some dirt in it.

Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (kTF2Z)

414 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

I concur.

You should probably wear a mask. It won't help with the painful pus blisters though. So you should probably wear 2 masks.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (46GDR)

415 406 403 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM (kTF2Z)

It could be lupus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

It's never Lupis.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (Ojki1)

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My wife and I recently watched The Librarians series, and in one of the episodes they made an "It's never lupus" style joke.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (CAJOC)

416 Nood Gains, books and things.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (Ojki1)

417 The number you get will be an approximation of the outside temperature.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 04:43 PM (3H9h1)

I can pretty much guess the temperature and not do any math.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (xfb67)

418 I've been having pain in my left index finger, and also since last night I've felt like I pulled a muscle in my palm near my thumb. Aaarghh.

I went ahead and ordered the highest-rated pain relieving cream I could find online. Hope it helps.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:44 PM (L2ZTs)

419 Malaysia or whatever, entitled much?

Posted by: RM at March 12, 2021 04:45 PM (U3LtS)

420 Nood gainzzzz

Posted by: johnd01 at March 12, 2021 04:45 PM (ukNFU)

421 Jewells I'm getting couple of small toes burning, often by time of day driving home. Lots of times have to take off boot and drive in sock. Just on right foot.

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2021 04:46 PM (Cxk7w)

422 Pinky pain, whether self inflicted or not, along with knee pain is a sure sign of monkeypox. Or you pulled something, but it's probably monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at March 12, 2021 04:40 PM

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It could be lupus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM

Balanitis

Posted by: Dr. Howser at March 12, 2021 04:46 PM (DMUuz)

423 They seem like such nice people. Perhaps they are lawyers or work in the education field. I'd say lawyers if I were a betting man.

Posted by: turambar at March 12, 2021 04:46 PM (Gylu/)

424 friend of mine worked as a counselor and job placement administrator at an alternative HS. School was created to provide a GED equivalent to dropouts and to graduate those who had juvenile records, pregnant teens etc

*

We talked about it here a few years ago. Detroit iirc, related to Obama's initiatives to increase high school graduation rates.

The schools were literally places the failures could come and sit for half days, and attendance was the grade. Attend 3 out of 5 days for a month (or some other laughable time period) and you passed the grade.

Yay, we've got 90% graduation rates now!

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 04:47 PM (/iA6x)

425 Very few people tip in cash, though of course it's always appreciated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:36 PM (L2ZTs)

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And you dutifully report your cash tip income to the IRS, amirite?

/Bob from the State Ministry of Truth, Reality, and Security ... but mostly Security ... may be listening ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 04:47 PM (Ch8UB)

426 Ace's write up reminded me of a hilarious skit from the Dave Chappelle show:

The blind, black KKK member. "Hey, where all the N's at!" as he waves his cane to beat someone.

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2021 04:47 PM (oiNtH)

427 It could be lupus.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

It's never Lupis.
Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at March 12, 2021 04:42 PM (Ojki1)

My sister has major health issues, and she once told me that she had most, but not all, of the symptoms of lupus.

I said, "So it's not lupus?"

She said with a smirk, "It's never lupus!" Love her attitude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Skwerls Stomping on My Roof at March 12, 2021 04:48 PM (x8Wzq)

428 I know Ladyl! I told you I was a mess!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

429 been having pain in my left index finger,

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Is it a pain that feels like it travels down the tendon and all the way to the wrist at times?

Arthritis. Nothing that 29 fewer birthdays couldn't fix.

Turmeric helps, too.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 04:49 PM (/iA6x)

430 Shain, wow look at the time! Gotta run...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

431 Lysenko, thanks.
I definitely believe I've involuntarily been friended by ol' Arthur Itis. (That's what Alfred Hitchcock used to call him.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2021 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

432 I take turmeric and osteobiflex for mine, and OTC topical Voltaren cream. It sucks, but it's just aging.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 04:51 PM (TIEIK)

433 "My boyfriend taught me..."

Immediately stop listening.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 12, 2021 04:54 PM (bhPL1)

434 ..I missed that. I wasn't around much yesterday. I'll tell my husband. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

Not just *any* "fogger", and damn sure not an aerosol "bomb". It MUST be THIS, and ONLY THIS: https://tinyurl.com/wnrjpwe7

Link goes to Home Depot. It's the Raid Fumigator, and it works from a chemical reaction with water. Think: "Zyklon-B". Makes any room into your own personal mini-Auschwitz. Makes SMOKE, not liquid droplets. The Smoke penetrates, goes anywhere that air goes. ONE will suffice for the truck's interior. Set the other two off in the garage. Good luck!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 12, 2021 04:54 PM (QzJWU)

435 San Francisco is so rich they can afford to fly detectives to Las Vegas to prosecute a criminal there while their city suffers thousands of unsolved unindicted felonies.

I smell a cop junket here.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 04:59 PM (GsajJ)

436 #425

If it's less than $600 and not a restaurant job the IRS won't chase it.

Restaurant workers HAVE to report tips and IRS will get interested if they don't.

Now the government is going to kick my door in I guess.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2021 05:04 PM (GsajJ)

437 You can't expect black people to wear facial diapers. Uh, hello? Slavery! Don't be telling them what that HAVE to wear.

Posted by: LazyGepid at March 12, 2021 05:09 PM (4sN+v)

438 Those Uber passenger girls seem nice. I wonder if they are available?

Posted by: Left Wing Beta Male Low T Incel at March 12, 2021 05:18 PM (cCxiu)

439 Who in the hell takes a ride from California to Florida, with someone they don't know?
NOBODY.

Posted by: Feisty at March 12, 2021 05:43 PM (la2Ul)

440 AHHHHHH ROTFLMFAO, THEY ARE NOT EVEN WHITE!!!
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN POST SOMETHING WHERE THE A SO CALLED ASIAN ACTUALLY LOOKS ASIAN AND NOT LIKE HE'S PART OF THEIR FAMILY.

Posted by: Feisty at March 12, 2021 05:47 PM (la2Ul)

441 Only whites are racists according to our overlords

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 12, 2021 06:37 PM (EcD5Y)

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