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Antifa Attacks Cops As It Tries to Smash Through Barricades to Destroy Federal Courthouse

Meanwhile, the media provides the cover of silence for its thug paramilitaries.

And the FBI will continue to claim that antifa violence is "mostly caused by the right wing."


Posted by: Ace at 12:26 PM




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1
SPONGE!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2021 12:26 PM (shkju)

2 Hola

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 12:26 PM (kTF2Z)

3 @Breaking911 3m

JUST IN: Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has requested that city officials approve $2 million in funding to bring back police patrols following a large spike in crime rates


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2021 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

4 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Picric at March 12, 2021 12:26 PM (3QnyK)

5 But, but...they're against nazis!!!

Posted by: Media who believe that nazis make up 50% of the US at March 12, 2021 12:27 PM (ONvIw)

6 "Well, it was night, so. . no bigge!"
-- Merrick Garland

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

7 Tuco agrees. don't talk. just shoot.

Posted by: x4 at March 12, 2021 12:27 PM (oA+QO)

8 #LOLGF

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 12:27 PM (yQpMk)

9 Portland is a third-world shit hole. Like many United States cities.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2021 12:28 PM (FMoYW)

10 > Now that I can do that, and don't, I dream of a day I could go online and buy a fucking gun. Fuck California. With an old redwood grape stake.

Buy an 80% lower, finish it up, and follow this flowchart to make sure you're legal.

calguns.net/caawid/flowchart.pdf

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:28 PM (i0wNm)

11 Let it burn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 12, 2021 12:28 PM (VVEnO)

12 No comment

Posted by: Winston Marshall at March 12, 2021 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

13 I'm starting to wonder about who to cheer for.

Posted by: Dr Soused at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (+y8uL)

14 meh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (AKJpt)

15 I seem to remember some asshole making a big deal of the distinction of attacking this Federal Courthouse at night, not during the day.

I wonder if said asshole would like to amend his comments now that this Federal Courthouse is being attacked during the day.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (i0wNm)

16 New Attorney General Merrick Garland:

"These slight scuffles at the courthouse did not occur during business hours, so there is no felony I see committed here.

Now I received from friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard it from another that white nationalist groups are going to storm the capitol sometime within the next ten years. We need 10x the federal funding and 100x the current Nat Guard complement here to combat this imminent threat."

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (MMvmy)

17 I'm starting to wonder about who to cheer for.
Posted by: Dr Soused at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (+y8uL)


Casualties on both sides.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM (jOcSX)

18 Was it during daylight hours? That makes it an insurgency!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (OCTRt)

19 They all seem very nice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (3H9h1)

20 It was at night so it's okay

Posted by: AJ Garland at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (Zmnko)

21 Call the FBI!

Oh, wait.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (46GDR)

22 Been going on for over a year in Portland and nobody has been charged r convicted of a crime.

Meanwhile, the FBI is rounding up Granparents and trying to solve the Mystery of the NASCAR Noose.


Fuck the Feds.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (FaZdv)

23 No antifa goon was wearing a Viking helmet so this is fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (kTF2Z)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (arJlL)

25 The kids these days.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

26 Portland and the Feds. Don't care. Burn both down.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (ZN7T5)

27 reposting coz it was willowed, as applied to trannies, but contemplating how it applies to antifa:

"Everything which is not forbidden is compulsory."

- T.H.White

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (nUhF0)

28 Ace-

weren't you gonna take some time off ?

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (arJlL)

29 I think I was reading that several of the Eastern Oregon counties wanted to join Idaho so that they would not have to fund any of this insanity. I saw the map of the proposal and Idaho would gain coastline property.

Posted by: Picric at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (3QnyK)

30 >>> downtown Portland. They taunt the officers, telling them to shoot.

There might be a way to end the taunting.

Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (UnQlg)

31 >>New Attorney General Merrick Garland:

"These slight scuffles at the courthouse did not occur during business hours, so there is no felony I see committed here.


This guy is a fucking retarded stooge.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (FaZdv)

32 No antifa goon was wearing a Viking helmet so this is fine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 12:30 PM (kTF2Z)


You just know if there were any arrests it would be the guy with the walker and the MAGA hat trying to make his way to his hotel room.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (46GDR)

33 The twenty Repuke pieces of shit who rubber stamped Judy Garland Merrick own every fucking bit of this. So does Vote Harder.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

34 Kill All The Inner-City Whiteys First!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

35

Cancel my subscription to the Insurrection
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM (63Dwl)

36 If the cops aren't arresting people, and prosecutors prosecuting, maybe an opposing force of the citizenry is warranted. Perhaps Portlandians might want to debate that idea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM (Y5fDH)

37 When did the FBI gain the authority to, not only enforce laws, but make up laws?

Posted by: Northern lurker at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM (lgiXo)

38 I'm guessing they'll find a way to blame this on the super anti-fascists, QAnon followers.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM (bDqIh)

39 New Attorney General Merrick Garland:

"These slight scuffles at the courthouse did not occur during business hours, so there is no felony I see committed here.


This guy is a fucking retarded stooge.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (FaZdv)

------

Nailed it. He's another embarrassment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2021 12:33 PM (FMoYW)

40 I do not live in a blue shit hole, and I do not care what happens in one. Put me, or someone like me in charge of that, I could make that shit stop in seconds. That they don't means they are allowing it to happen.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 12, 2021 12:33 PM (/ot/J)

41 If the cops aren't arresting people, and prosecutors prosecuting, maybe an opposing force of the citizenry is warranted.

Alternately, they have decided that this is perfectly legal behavior and is allowed. Which gives rise to other, similar behavior by other groups.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 12:33 PM (KZzsI)

42 Ace-

weren't you gonna take some time off ?
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (arJlL)


Jail doesn't count. Ace should be gone for the whole weekend. Unless of course droolin' Joe is found face-down in his cream of wheat.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:33 PM (46GDR)

43 Aren't there Varmint Hunters in Oregon?

2-3 guys with a bench and a spotting scope could have solved this in under 3 hours.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (FaZdv)

44 *thump*
*thump thump*
Hmm, my Give-a-Fuck-o-Meter doesn't seem register anything about Panty-fa riots. Mostly because this wouldn't be a problem if not for Demoprogs running those blue shithole cities. If they had decided to enforce the law instead of letting the feral yoots run wild...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (HaL55)

45 *pauses*

Never mind going to do other stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (EMDmi)

46 downtown Portland. They taunt the officers, telling them to shoot.

There might be a way to end the taunting.
Posted by: fluffy


When that line is crossed, ...opsec. Never mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (OCTRt)

47 It is what it is.

The only guy that was pushing back on any of this was defrauded out of the Presidency.

Hey,if we're good and do as we're told, the Meat Puppet may end the lockdown in July.


My response to President Meat Puppet is...

FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (eFIOI)

48 It's really simple...

They're afraid of Antifa.

Nobody is afraid of Conservatives.

Nobody. What are they gonna do, hit you with their Bible?

You deserve this. All of you. Just sitting around waiting for the totally corrupt scum in Law Enforcement (befehl ist befehl) to do something.

Wonder what the casualty numbers will be in the next civil war?? BTW, did I mention.....?

You deserve it.

Posted by: Uncle Rick at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (48/MM)

49 Now I received from friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard it from another that white nationalist groups are going to storm the capitol sometime within the next ten years. We need 10x the federal funding and 100x the current Nat Guard complement here to combat this imminent threat."
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM


I don't believe it...not for a minute...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (/e6gk)

50 Guessing those cops were in a jam.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (axyOa)

51 >>Now I received from friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard it from another that white nationalist groups are going to storm the capitol sometime within the next ten years.


4!

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (FaZdv)

52 > 2-3 guys with a bench and a spotting scope could have solved this in under 3 hours.

National news for weeks, constitutional crisis, Portland DA recommends death by plastic shredder, feet first.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (i0wNm)

53 I can't comment on this

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (iTXRQ)

54 New Attorney General Merrick Garland:

"These slight scuffles at the courthouse did not occur during business hours, so there is no felony I see committed here.


This guy is a fucking retarded stooge.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:31 PM (FaZdv)

Look on the bright side. He is not a Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: Picric at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (3QnyK)

55 Conservatives never listen when liberals say they are coming for our rights.

Liberals didn't listen when the leftists said that they get the bullet. too.

There's a whole lot of not listening going on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (nR2nR)

56 Yeah this Portland shit has gotten very little media attention. There is also a cop "no gone" zone that has been set up in Minneapolis near the courthouse where the George Floyd/Chauvin trial is going on. The media is busy ignoring that as well.

Just more leftist anarchists being violent and destructive in our cities, but probably it's all the fault of white supremacists anyway, right media?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (k4dH2)

57 Like the Commies in Greece setting fire to the occupied bank during the Greece-Euro crisis.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (iDvKn)

58 Oh, crap, this protest might get some bad press. How can I fix this? *watches video again. Ah-ha! A white person! *Writes headline: How white supremacists are infiltrating the BLM movement.

Posted by: The Media at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (B+qrE)

59 Nailed it. He's another embarrassment.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2021 12:33 PM (FMoYW)


Not as much as the GOPe scum who voted to confirm the asswipe.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (46GDR)

60 "So much for yer guyses new window."
Good one, dude.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (v16oJ)

61 So has AG Garland said if it's insurrection now? I mean, it appears to be taking place during the day.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (GbPPJ)

62 Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Garland Merrick at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (DzhEB)

63 Let Portland burn for all I care.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (r6ZcQ)

64 It's really simple...

They're afraid of Antifa.


NO!

They sympathize, support, and encourage Antifa. Portland's DA has Antifa connections.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (i0wNm)

65 Guessing those cops were in a jam.
Posted by: Diogenes


Is jam better than a pickle?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (OCTRt)

66 Quick Question :

How many unarmed women did they shoot in the face?

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (FaZdv)

67 They have some bureaucrat looking into the DA that's been turning them all loose. I thought the people with money in Portland would get fed up with this, but I guess not.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (5HBd1)

68 >>> Now I received from friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard it from another that white nationalist groups are going to storm the capitol sometime within the next ten years. We need 10x the federal funding and 100x the current Nat Guard complement here to combat this imminent threat."
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:29 PM

I don't believe it...not for a minute...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (/e6gk)


Yeah, REO Speedwagon really needed that second go at the lyrics before they were good.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (J8bDE)

69 So all those violent protests they said were the fault of racist President Trump really weren't about him, were they?

I'm. So. Shocked.

Posted by: Socratease at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (2GbWn)

70 >>> Is jam better than a pickle?

Not to accompany a ham sammich.

Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (UnQlg)

71 What's that I see? DAYLIGHT?! Why, this must be classified as terrorism-wait, no, it's Antifa. Carry on, lads!

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling the DoJ at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (XKZwp)

72 #57 Link for comment.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/
1370281113239891969

Posted by: andycanuck at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (iDvKn)

73 Footage of #antifa & BLM rioters being pushed back by federal officers after they tried to storm the Mark O. Hatfield US Courthouse in downtown Portland. They taunt the officers, telling them to shoot.

That's funny, that's what I'd be suggesting to them too.

And where did they find a black guy in Portland? Did they import him from somewhere else?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (YqDXo)

74 "What Joe is mumbling right now means that we need to keep troops around DC because of a Vast Right Wing Comspiracy. Those police are just being attacked by ideas."- Jill Biden (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (3sOO0)

75 Yet the FBI is still rounding up people who attended the Jan 6 protest and are keeping them in jail with no bail

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (Zmnko)

76 >>If the cops aren't arresting people, and prosecutors prosecuting, maybe an opposing force of the citizenry is warranted. Perhaps Portlandians might want to debate that idea.


Hell, no!

Everyone in Portland is allowing, if not encouraging this. The mayor, the DA, the media, the citizens who keep voting for them as well as shrugging off what antifa really is. Andy Ngo tried bring attention to this in hopes of having the authorities shamed into doing their jobs, but eventually had to flee town after the numerous threats and attacks w/no LEO protection.

The own this mess -- no one should walk into the trap to try and fix it; it would be providing them the perfet target to which they could pin all the blame.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

77 Some of those fed LEO's seem doubtful they were being attacked by white nationalists.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (MxEKc)

78 >>> Is jam better than a pickle?


Nobody would turn themselves into Jam, Morty.

Posted by: Pickle Rick at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (FaZdv)

79 Ace-

weren't you gonna take some time off ?
Posted by: JT


Yeah, he's just gonna need you to get all off his back about that.

Posted by: Monkey in a fez at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (dcxFs)

80 Now I received from friend who, hear it from a friend who, heard it from another that white nationalist groups are going to storm the capitol sometime within the next ten years.


4!

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:35 PM (FaZdv)

Come on Man!
Y'all know the real date is April 3rd.
That date is 4/3/21
Insurrectionists love significant dates.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (axyOa)

81 that thin and getting thinner blue line is the only thing keeping antifa from being stacked like cordwood. larping is all laughs and jokes until they find their role is to be corpsemen. hi Joe Rosenbaum!

Posted by: x4 at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (oA+QO)

82 Guessing those cops were in a jam.
Posted by: Diogenes
Is jam better than a pickle?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (OCTRt)


ACAB!

All Condiments Are Bastards!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (46GDR)

83 I'd rather see my sister in a whorehouse than my brother working for the FBI.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (m/Gc2)

84 67 They have some bureaucrat looking into the DA that's been turning them all loose. I thought the people with money in Portland would get fed up with this, but I guess not.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:37 PM (5HBd1)

They money people are in their little enclaves now.

But wait until they're sacrificed on the altar of "social justice". It'll be far too late then.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (MMvmy)

85 Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (2DOZq)

86 61 So has AG Garland said if it's insurrection now? I mean, it appears to be taking place during the day.
______________

Yeah I thought the new rules were that if you enter a public building without authorization during the day, cops have the right to execute you on the spot, even if you're unarmed.

Or does the Ashli Babbitt rule only apply to "white supremacists"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (k4dH2)

87 "They're afraid of Antifa.

Nobody is afraid of Conservatives."

you have it backwards. Which city has the fencing, national guard and razor wire? Hint: it's not the one with the Antifa problem.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (5HBd1)

88 > Is jam better than a pickle?

Why worry about which is better? Just use pickle-jam, AKA relish.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (i0wNm)

89 Is jam better than a pickle?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM


Only before breakfast. Closer to lunch, the pickle is preferred.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (/e6gk)

90 "F-- the United States!" Antifa try to break into the federal courthouse in Portland. Federal officials just removed the barricades protecting the building after months of #antifa attacks on the building. Now they're back again.

Oh those white supremacist Trumpites are at it again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

91 Is jam better than a pickle?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:36 PM (OCTRt)
........

Depends on the type of sammich.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

92 >>Is jam better than a pickle?


For hidin? no.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (FaZdv)

93 They need to deploy the social service workers to hand out cookies and juice boxes. Then everyone can all have a nice snack. There's nothing here for those evil police people to do except make matters worse.

Right?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (g9KpO)

94 If Antifa wants them to shoot I suggest wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: bang-a-gong at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (c49uS)

95 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (+sD5M)

96 "Is jam better than a pickle?"
Depends on where you jam your pickle.

Posted by: Dr Soused at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (+y8uL)

97 Ok so it was in daylight. But it is also spring break. So it kinda counts like a weekend. Hence not terrorism.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (r6ZcQ)

98 Only before breakfast. Closer to lunch, the pickle is preferred.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (/e6gk)


Both are acceptable with a Monte Cristo sammich.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (46GDR)

99 Said it before and I will say it again :

Ham and Egg might be the Best Sammich.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (FaZdv)

100 Other than the predictable news coverage as a return to Bull Connor, what is the problem with a good old fashioned water cannon to blast these peckers down the gutter where they belong?

Posted by: red speck at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (gS3OW)

101 So the Left thought they could create a destructive monster, but then that they'd be able to control it? Do they not read my book in their CRT classes?

Posted by: Mary Shelley at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (FJYfm)

102 85 Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (2DOZq)


Maybe, but I think the idea behind those riots was to provoke a response from Trump, and thereby to provide grist for agitprop.

I suspect what happened was that these scum learned from their experience that they actually rather enjoyed themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

103 Both are acceptable with a Monte Cristo sammich.


Our current favorite

Posted by: The Thermions at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (Zmnko)

104 Oh those white supremacist Trumpites are at it again!
Unpossible, they're massed for a final assault on the Capitol. Artillery barrage at 0800 tomorrow.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (v16oJ)

105 Antifa really doesn't like the courthouse in Portland do they? Should have gone with a neo-classic architecture instead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3H9h1)

106 The Blue are going to have to decide - do you want to blindly enforce Law and Order ? Because when you do, you are part of the problem. Law and Order isn't always just. It all depends on who's making the rules.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (gOfxh)

107 43 Aren't there Varmint Hunters in Oregon?

2-3 guys with a bench and a spotting scope could have solved this in under 3 hours.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (FaZdv)

There are, but they moved to Southern and Eastern Oregon.

Posted by: Hold My Beer at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (piPss)

108 This will be the excuse the feds need to crack down on elderly married couples who donated $30 to Trump instead of going out to dinner one Sunday after church.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (TIEIK)

109 > Ham and Egg might be the Best Sammich.

Monte Cristo, deep fried in clarified butter, not pan fried. Don't forget the generous topping of powdered sugar.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (i0wNm)

110 Lol holy shit y'all -

Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Not sure how we can justify sending the Vice President to the moon when Joe is in such bad shape.

New York Post
@nypost
22h
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (abNcV)

111 I don't feel sorry for those cops at all. They made their bed.

Posted by: Corona-kun at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (OjTGt)

112 If it was after a Trump rally, the police would have orders to shoot.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (2BZBZ)

113 "Is jam better than a pickle?"
Depends on where you jam your pickle.
Posted by: Dr Soused at March 12, 2021 12:40 PM (+y8uL)


You're going to make me super-jelly.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (46GDR)

114 They money people are in their little enclaves now.

But wait until they're sacrificed on the altar of "social justice". It'll be far too late then.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (MMvmy)


An outcome to be fervently desired.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (YqDXo)

115 You deserve it.
Posted by: Uncle Rick at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (48/MM)



Heh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (yQpMk)

116 >>> Some of those fed LEO's seem doubtful they were being attacked by white nationalists.
Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (MxEKc)

It's the lack of tour ropes and orderly single file processions that clued them in.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (J8bDE)

117 Cuban sammiches are a close second.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (i0wNm)

118 Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.

He did the right thing in letting the local authorities "handle" the Panty-fa rioters: he let them rip their masks off. Now we know beyond a shadow of a doubt who's on which side in this situation.

The authorities are not on the side of law and order. Why this is being tolerated hasn't been fully 'splained, at least not in any way that makes sense to normal people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (HaL55)

119 Monte Cristo is out.

You can't handle one.

Any sammich you can't pick up and eat isn't really a Sammich in my book.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (FaZdv)

120 They can't shoot, they're on the same team. Different branches of the [D] service, but the same team.

Actual law enforcement involves enforcing the law.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (ELgVT)

121 I don't feel sorry for those cops at all. They made their bed.
Posted by: Corona-kun at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (OjTGt)


Similarly, I don't feel sorry for Oregonians at all. You had your chances to vote your way out of this. And you've had your chances to leave. Now, you own it.

Posted by: Wally at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (FJYfm)

122 Oh those white supremacist Trumpites are at it again!
Unpossible, they're massed for a final assault on the Capitol. Artillery barrage at 0800 tomorrow.
Posted by: pep at March 12

Yep. Everyone is moving up to the start line at 0330.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (ZN7T5)

123 >>Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Not sure how we can justify sending the Vice President to the moon when Joe is in such bad shape.


Fantastic. Kelly has really come on strong in the last 6-8 months.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (FaZdv)

124 Maybe, but I think the idea behind those riots was to provoke a response from Trump, and thereby to provide grist for agitprop.

I suspect what happened was that these scum learned from their experience that they actually rather enjoyed themselves.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

I agree they were trying to get that response but I've always said Trump should have given them what they wanted good and hard. Hindsight being what it is, now we know it didn't matter.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (2DOZq)

125 > Unpossible, they're massed for a final assault on the Capitol. Artillery barrage at 0800 tomorrow.

Don't forget the standby armed rapid response team which consists of one overweight guy armed with a pistol and a heart stent.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (i0wNm)

126 Here is a hypothetical for the horde: If Antifa protests suddenly became known Chinese Attack Virus transmission hotspots, would the authorities care one little bit?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (Y5fDH)

127 here's the real difference: Antifa is full of academics, lawyers, and children of the same, plus special protected groups like trannies and the homeless. There's no way you can allow anything bad to happen to them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (5HBd1)

128 Said it before and I will say it again :

Ham and Egg might be the Best Sammich.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (FaZdv)


What kind of bread?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (GbPPJ)

129 Cuban sammiches are a close second.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (i0wNm)


If I move to FL I will weigh 300 lbs.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (46GDR)

130
Right-wing Trump supporters have infiltrated Antifa!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (mht8P)

131 Things is all this stuff is happening in a pretty small section of the city. If you live a mile or two away, you dont notice it. Which is why the people in Portland and Seattle (over the summer with CHAZ) were kinda meh about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (r6ZcQ)

132 >>What kind of bread?

Preferably a portuguese roll, but a fresh Kaiser will suffice.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (FaZdv)

133 "I will start a paramilitary force that just as strong and well funded as the US Military."

- Barack Hussein Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (7Q7Ca)

134 Monte Cristo is out.

You can't handle one.


Pardon? I've never had any trouble picking up a Monte Cristo.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (i0wNm)

135 Those dumb Capitol Hill "rioters" might have better headgear but they don't know how to throw a real riot. Antifa does. Watch and learn.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (enXj9)

136 Tater...tater tater tater tater

Posted by: Potahtoe at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (SuAAx)

137 Antifa really doesn't like the courthouse in Portland do they? Should have gone with a neo-classic architecture instead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3H9h1)

-----

BREAKING: Biden Regime proposes $1 quadrillion infrastructure plan to convert every Federal building into Mosques. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (Z7rbj)

138 Is it just me - or do the antifa people sound like escaped mental patients?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (EwPKb)

139 I'm starting to wonder about who to cheer for.
Posted by: Dr Soused

I usually follow the lead of small town cops. If they have to, they'll shoot twice.

Now when small town cops start shooting the feds, What Are You Going To Do?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (6YHcR)

140 It the cops would have fired those pepper guns instead of hugging them the crowd would have backed off.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (jyW7T)

141 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (GPwVZ)

142 Here is a hypothetical for the horde: If Antifa protests suddenly became known Chinese Attack Virus transmission hotspots, would the authorities care one little bit?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (Y5fDH)


How would you know? How do we know that hasn't already been confirmed? Of course they don't give a flying fuck.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (46GDR)

143 In Daylight? = Insurrection!! According to the new AG.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

144 But wait until they're sacrificed on the altar of "social justice". It'll be far too late then.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (MMvmy)


An outcome to be fervently desired.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (YqDXo)


You sound like a man that might not bow down to an Apartment Becky demanding to see your ID anymore. I gotta' give you props. You've modified your beliefs based on new information. That's a rare damn ability.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (gOfxh)

145 There is so much oppression in Portland, it's no wonder things like this happen. The government will sort this out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (03n3v)

146 I was told we were arguing about what is and isn't a sandwich. As you know, that was my major at Goucher.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (icI8A)

147 DOJ excepted to charge 100 more people for being at the Imperial Capitol.

https://tinyurl.com/yfqf9kcj

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ynBkT)

148 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Where's he gonna say it? And who will carry it?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Zmnko)

149 nothing beats a Texas cheesesteak sandwich

Posted by: x4 at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (oA+QO)

150 Get a little savage with it, Peleton.

Posted by: SSDeplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (ufFY8)

151 @Breaking911 3m

JUST IN: Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has requested that city officials approve $2 million in funding to bring back police patrols following a large spike in crime rates

--

If it hasn't already been said, LOL, and I hope there are no police that left the force or were laid off that come back. Let Portland rot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (O+I8R)

152 >>> Any sammich you can't pick up and eat isn't really a Sammich in my book.

What about that ham and egg sandwich, grilled with a slice of cheese with both slices of break slathered with about two Tbps of butter?

Napkins will be available.

Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (UnQlg)

153 Now when small town cops start shooting the feds, What Are You Going To Do?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

I love our local PD
I would help them reload

Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (nUhF0)

154 Support your local sheriff.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (jyW7T)

155 Preferably a portuguese roll, but a fresh Kaiser will suffice.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (FaZdv)


*Homer noises*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (GbPPJ)

156 It's just an idea.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Jsjd7)

157 >>Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.


How many times did Trump publicly offer to help, telling Ted Wheeler: "All you have to do is call and I can shut this down in an hour"?

Sitting back and hoping Trump would barge in was exactly what these blue state mayors and governors wanted. They made this mess by doing nothing, and Trump showed that by letting us know that all it would take is one phone call to get fderal assistance, just give him permission.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

158 >>Pardon? I've never had any trouble picking up a Monte Cristo.


Really?

Never seen anyone eat one without a fork and knife.

I will amend my list.
I like them (ONLY Ham though and no sugar). Just never seen one that could be picked up and eaten with any kind of facility.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (FaZdv)

159 126 Here is a hypothetical for the horde: If Antifa protests suddenly became known Chinese Attack Virus transmission hotspots, would the authorities care one little bit?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:44 PM (Y5fDH


I think authorities would care as much as they do about Covid-positive people crossing our southern border and dispersing all over the country.

Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (ofYez)

160 Vote your way out of this? They have motor voter and vote by mail. hasn't been an honest election there in some time. There are Leftist areas all over Oregon, in the cities. The reason you hear talk about part of the state wanting to join Idaho is because those areas are conservative but dont' have the numbers to vote their way out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (5HBd1)

161 Things is all this stuff is happening in a pretty small section of the city. If you live a mile or two away, you dont notice it. Which is why the people in Portland and Seattle (over the summer with CHAZ) were kinda meh about it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (r6ZcQ)


That's how it was during Berkeley riots, which almost without exception took place in the last three or four blocks of Telegraph Avenue before Bancroft Way (i.e., the university).

You could be two blocks over from Telegraph and be completely unaware of the riot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

162 Here is a hypothetical for the horde: If Antifa protests suddenly became known Chinese Attack Virus transmission hotspots, would the authorities care one little bit?

*

You mean like all the illegal aliens that the feds are helping enter the country?

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (TIEIK)

163 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Where's he gonna say it? And who will carry it?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Zmnko)

"Everything that guy said is buLLshit"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (GPwVZ)

164 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (GPwVZ)


I think he's enjoying the no-Trump effect is having. Soon the NYT and LATimes will be announcing massive layoffs. After all, when you've got the banana republic, you only need the one TV station and the one newspaper. Everything else is just redundant.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (46GDR)

165 Antifa really doesn't like the courthouse in Portland do they? Should have gone with a neo-classic architecture instead.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 12:41 PM


I wonder if we can introduce them to Boston City Hall.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (/e6gk)

166
"Fuck the United States!"

Newsflash for these bacteria: There is no more United States to fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (s2VJv)

167 The thing is is, the cuban sandwich is not really a cuban sandwich.

they are not eating them there, they are eating them here.

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (4Jold)

168 What about that ham and egg sandwich, grilled with a slice of cheese with both slices of break slathered with about two Tbps of butter?

Napkins will be available.
Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (UnQlg)


SUPER HOMER NOISES

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (GbPPJ)

169
I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:46 PM (GPwVZ)

==================
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, did it make a sound? Nobody watched the meat puppet, except the media, pro and con.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (Y5fDH)

170 Preferably a portuguese roll, but a fresh Kaiser will suffice.


Or a biscuit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

171 OK getting ready for my extremism training from the navy. LOL

I have my muzzle on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (GPwVZ)

172 During the day? Clearly an insurrection... Garland needs to send the FBI after these people as traitors to the U.S.


What's that? It's only an Insurrection if someone sits in Pelosi's chair?

Nevermind then.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (3TihK)

173 Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Not sure how we can justify sending the Vice President to the moon when Joe is in such bad shape.

New York Post
@nypost
22h
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (abNcV)


This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (y7DUB)

174 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 12:43 PM (HaL55)

I disagree of course and unfortunately we don't know what the situation would be if Trump had taking action when the cities were burning. That said shoulda coulda woulda means nothing now but I still want Antifa /BLM to be crushed. If the local government ain't going to do it, then the Feds should do it. You can't allow this crap to spread.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (2DOZq)

175 >>> Monte Cristo is out.

You can't handle one.

Pardon? I've never had any trouble picking up a Monte Cristo.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (i0wNm)


Yes, and it's actually more structurally sound than most sammies as it has a crispy fried exoskeleton.

The problem with the MC is that it's five trillion calories and could feed a south American village for three seasons. I get fat just looking at them.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (J8bDE)

176 "Fuck the United States!"

We're already fucked

Posted by: The former United States at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (Zmnko)

177 I wouldn't shed one tear if antifa burned down the occupied fedgov building. But I doubt they would actually do it if they had the opportunity. This is all like pro rasslin anyway. Feds are the faces and antifa are the heels.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (DXFDM)

178 126

They WERE hot spots. Look at the charts for Rona infections. It was on a gradual decline all of May. Then the riots started in late May and early June. And mid to late June the case numbers spiked up, right around the 14 day mark of peak riots.

But it was all a big coincidence of course. Or laughably it was due to Memorial Day BBQs per MSM.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (r6ZcQ)

179 > It the cops would have fired those pepper guns instead of hugging them the crowd would have backed off.

Nah, Antifa has oodles of gas masks. They just start screaming, "Send up the masks" and the supply chain at the back passes them forward.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (i0wNm)

180 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Where's he gonna say it? And who will carry it?
Posted by: It's me donna


OANN. And then when they get the "exclusive" the other newsies will fall all over themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (OCTRt)

181 Similarly, I don't feel sorry for Oregonians at all. You had your chances to vote your way out of this. And you've had your chances to leave. Now, you own it.
Posted by: Wally at March

Oregon has had mail in voting for over 20 years. There hasn't been a fair election since at least then. Multnomah county always has the late dump once they know how many votes they need. If they screw up the count, they fall back on the state supreme court fix fix it.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ZN7T5)

182 > The problem with the MC is that it's five trillion calories and could feed a south American village for three seasons. I get fat just looking at them.

Yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (i0wNm)

183 >>> This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (y7DUB)


Earth girls are easy?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (J8bDE)

184 How many times did Trump publicly offer to help, telling Ted Wheeler: "All you have to do is call and I can shut this down in an hour"?

Sitting back and hoping Trump would barge in was exactly what these blue state mayors and governors wanted.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (bDqIh)


Exactly right. Then they'd be off the hook, and would point fingers at Trump, blame him for any and all problems. Reporters and op-ed staffs probably had their earnestly emotive pieces already written, just waiting for an excuse to publish them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

185 CBD brought this forward a while ago.
Very appropriate.

https://is.gd/z9kLJa

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (jyW7T)

186 85 Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (2DOZq)


Trump won the legitimate votes in a landslide. I don't think respecting states' rights hurt him in the election.

Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ofYez)

187 132 a fresh Kaiser will suffice.
*blush* oh, behave!

Posted by: Wilhelm at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (sGtp+)

188 Meanwhile, Gateway Pundit has this unbelievable story. A young Alabama husband, father, injured Iraq war vet had the FBI descend on his home in a TANK with a turret, ransacked his home, making his young wife and three y.o. son sit outside for nearly eight hours, and have arrested him because he attended the January 6 rally as security with the Oath Keepers. He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there. Link: https://tinyurl.com/jk4fx9f4


Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

189 Monte Cristo is out.

You can't handle one.

Pardon? I've never had any trouble picking up a Monte Cristo.
-----++

I have never had any trouble picking one up either. How else are you going to dip it in your little cup of jam?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (g9KpO)

190 I view this all as theater.

If they wanted to take that courthouse, they would have. Courthouses are not particularly well-defended.

If the other side wanted to disperse the rioters, they would have. Tear gas and water cannons would work.

It's just a particularly bad community-theater version of Les Miserables put on by mentally ill people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (H5knJ)

191 If it hasn't already been said, LOL, and I hope there are no police that left the force or were laid off that come back. Let Portland rot.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (O+I8R)
++++
I see only two reasonable choices:
1) Let them rot
2) Declare them as in a state of rebellion, quell the rebellion with main force, impose external rule and suspend local election

#2 is likely a better choice but will never happen. #1 is the next-best choice. The problem as I see it is that this is not a Portland problem. This is an *everywhere* problem. It's bigger and badder in Portland, but cities across the country are decaying into places littered with vagrants, unfettered crime, filth and corruption. This is one of the things that put a fire under my ass to get out of the Front Range. It wasn't just downtown Denver (which has become a shithole), but there were also vagrant camps popping up in my nice, middle-class western suburb (Arvada/Wheat Ridge area).

The "let it rot" option is going to be very widespread and be way huger than Portland. But the die is cast and the cities will turn to third world slums like San Francisco has.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (Jsjd7)

192 I will amend my list.
I like them (ONLY Ham though and no sugar). Just never seen one that could be picked up and eaten with any kind of facility.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (FaZdv)


They're just a bit messier/greasier but you can pick one up, or if it's wrapped even better. But if done correctly, they can't even fall apart like a sandwich can.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (46GDR)

193 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC

I saw that... Just horrible

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (Zmnko)

194 This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?
I wonder if you could use the moon for an underground genetic repository (underground to avoid the cosmic rays)? It needn't be just for semen, it could also be for seeds and mammoths and such. Granted, it would be a bit difficult to retrieve, but your LN2 bill would go way down.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (v16oJ)

195 Antifa really doesn't like the courthouse in Portland do they?

Look, we don't write the scripts. We just know that's where we, the cops, and the press are supposed to be every night, and as long as we stick to the script, we're safe.

Posted by: Antifa at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (1vynn)

196 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 12, 2021 12:42 PM (abNcV)
........

Wow. Now that's a money shot.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

197 188

It is GP so there is a 99% probability the story is either exaggerated or leaving something out.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (r6ZcQ)

198 Beef on Weck.
Mic drop.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (gmo/4)

199 This is not America anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

200 >>>> Is jam better than a pickle?


pickle + a little slap 'n tickle FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (bDqIh)

201 Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

Trump didn't need the local governments permission and sitting back did absolutely no good in helping Trump.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (2DOZq)

202 It the cops would have fired those pepper guns instead of hugging them the crowd would have backed off.

Nah, Antifa has oodles of gas masks. They just start screaming, "Send up the masks" and the supply chain at the back passes them forward.
Posted by: bonhomme


Drop the gas in both places. Rear won't send them up. Front is screwed.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (OCTRt)

203 SUPER HOMER NOISES

That reply makes me (almost) sad about the bread-free lunch I am going to consume.

Posted by: fluffy at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (UnQlg)

204 I am surprised PDT has been so silent on sundown's accusations last night?

Where's he gonna say it? And who will carry it?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Zmnko)

"Everything that guy said is buLLshit"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2021 12:48 PM (GPwVZ)


"Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Turnip"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 12, 2021 12:53 PM (YqDXo)

205 This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (y7DUB)
++++
Probably to determine the extent and effects of extraterrestrial radiation on genetic material in preparation for long stays on the moon, but that's just a guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2021 12:53 PM (Jsjd7)

206 >>They're just a bit messier/greasier but you can pick one up, or if it's wrapped even better. But if done correctly, they can't even fall apart like a sandwich can.


I am gonna have a little talk with the place that serves them here, because they are fucking it up.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:53 PM (V14gw)

207 And just to show you how odd things are out here, the county I live in has been taken over by Lefties, many moving here from Portland. Two counties to the east of me, there are signs saying that you need to leave if you are dealing drugs. The sheriff will arrest, prosecute and jail you. People have them out in their front yards. (And there was a small protest against solar farms. Looks like the wind turbines aren't popular with the locals.)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 12:53 PM (5HBd1)

208 Trump refraining from squashing these Antifa and BLM riots down when they first began didn't help get him re-elected.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:39 PM (2DOZq)




Trump won the legitimate votes in a landslide. I don't think respecting states' rights hurt him in the election.
Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ofYez)


Trump lost Blue State Republicans, who are always begging Big Gub'Mint to come in and save them from the State Gov they won't leave. He more than made up the difference with Red State Rurals who just want to be left alone. Most people - get this - move around until they find a place they like. Others bitch to change where they won't leave.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (gOfxh)

209 I have never had any trouble picking one up either. How else are you going to dip it in your little cup of jam?
Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 12, 2021 12:51 PM (g9KpO)


They're really not much different on the exterior than a grilled cheese sandwich - just more french-toast like. Your hands can get pretty greasy with a grilled cheese as well.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (46GDR)

210 >>He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there.


Whoa - wtf?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (bDqIh)

211 Gateway Pundit has this unbelievable story. A young Alabama husband, father, injured Iraq war vet had the FBI descend on his home in a TANK with a turret, ransacked his home, making his young wife and three y.o. son sit outside for nearly eight hours, and have arrested him because he attended the January 6 rally as security with the Oath Keepers. He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there. Link: https://tinyurl.com/jk4fx9f4


Posted by: J


there is a bunch wrong with that story

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (4Jold)

212 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

================
TYRANTS.

What is "Oath Keepers" and why is the FBI going crazy about it?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (Y5fDH)

213 "Unpossible, they're massed for a final assault on the Capitol. Artillery barrage at 0800 tomorrow. Posted by: pep"

I feel sorry for any kid (and their insurrectionist parents) that makes a finger pistol anywhere near the hot zone.

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (MxEKc)

214 132 >>What kind of bread?

Preferably a portuguese roll, but a fresh Kaiser will suffice.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:45 PM (FaZdv)

Garrett, I think that you're onto something there. The Ham and Egg (soft-scrambled, with salt and pepper, on a buttered portuguese roll), might just be heaven on earth. Haven't had one of those in months, strangely enough. Need to fix that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (4tiP2)

215 Nah, Antifa has oodles of gas masks. They just start screaming, "Send up the masks" and the supply chain at the back passes them forward.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (i0wNm)

Now I have this image of a riot and them calling for some Jigglypuff War Elephant to come reinforce the front line.

Posted by: Mainah at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (B+qrE)

216 pickle + a little slap 'n tickle FTW
Posted by: Lizzy

From an 'ette no less.

Wow I love this place.

Wait - almost forgot:

go on. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (Rvt88)

217 They need to take lots and lots of cum to the moon for SCIENCE! Not cause they're weird or anything.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (H5knJ)

218 210 >>He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there.

I saw that story on GP and I usually take his stuff with a grain of salt, but I believe this one.. His wife has the story and it sounds convincing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (Zmnko)

219 Some more naive then myself. They have faith in other arms of government.

I need good data and a mandate which will.....

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 12:56 PM (6YHcR)

220 The easiest way to dissuade rioters en masse from a fixed position are water cannon trucks. Masks don't work against this nor do rain slickers etc when the stream of water is powerful enough to knock you off your feet physically. Has a side effect of being cheap and making rioters miserable and wet. In addition, it pretty much puts paid to molotovs, fireworks, and other incendiary devices commonly used.

Bonus points when the air is very cold and windy.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 12:56 PM (pO7gM)

221 >>Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 12, 2021 12:54 PM (4tiP2)


Lived on those when I worked in Newark.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:56 PM (V14gw)

222 I am gonna have a little talk with the place that serves them here, because they are fucking it up.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:53 PM (V14gw)


It's basically French toast with cheese and ham, except the whole thing is dunked in the milk/egg batter. So it's all sealed up all the way around. As bonhomme says, then deep fry the sucker in butter/ghee. If it's on a grill, then the sides don't necessarily get properly cooked/sealed. I haven't found too many places that can do them right - it's probably been a good 10 years since I've had one.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (46GDR)

223 Where's Frank Rizzo when you need him?

Posted by: radar at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (3Zp/H)

224 217 They need to take lots and lots of cum to the moon for SCIENCE! Not cause they're weird or anything.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (H5knJ)

Wonder if the architect of this plan has been reading Warhammer 40k and got to the part about the Daemonculaba...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (MMvmy)

225 What is "Oath Keepers" and why is the FBI going crazy about it?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Mainly ex military who feel their oaths never expire.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (OCTRt)

226 The easiest way to dissuade rioters en masse from a fixed position are
water cannon trucks. Masks don't work against this nor do rain slickers
etc when the stream of water is powerful enough to knock you off your
feet physically. Has a side effect of being cheap and making rioters
miserable and wet. In addition, it pretty much puts paid to molotovs,
fireworks, and other incendiary devices commonly used.



Bonus points when the air is very cold and windy.

Drop a little sulfuric acid or HF in the water and you've really got something.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (v16oJ)

227 > Now I have this image of a riot and them calling for some Jigglypuff War Elephant to come reinforce the front line.

They are absolutely ridiculous butter-soft bitches, but it's a mistake to underestimate them. They have state sponsorship, tons of funding, energy, and they're learning.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (i0wNm)

228 This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?

*

I think it's mostly because our current crop of Smart People are extremely anti-science and fairly boring.

It's the C average stoner teenager version of science.

DUDE, I KNOW, LET'S...

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (TIEIK)

229 Got to give props where props are due:

"I gon' answer any pregunta you ax!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 12, 2021 11:49 AM (uk/oG)
------
Alfred Bester. The author, not the PsiCop.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 12, 2021


***

Good job. I remember nothing else about the Bester novel but that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM (uk/oG)

230 Oh, and btw, for individuals, an electric pressure washer is decent home defense tool as well against aggressive animals.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (pO7gM)

231 103 Both are acceptable with a Monte Cristo sammich.


Our current favorite

Count me in

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (2cfUo)

232 " The problem with the MC is that it's five trillion calories"

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (2BZBZ)

233 >>Nah, Antifa has oodles of gas masks. They just start screaming, "Send up the masks" and the supply chain at the back passes them forward.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:49 PM (i0wNm)
--------

There's a last year clip of the LAPD opening up on a crowd. The crowed dispersed.

Gas masks don't do a thing when that ball hits a belly or so.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (jyW7T)

234 210 >>He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there.



I saw that story on GP and I usually take his stuff with a grain of
salt, but I believe this one.. His wife has the story and it sounds
convincing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (Zmnko)


Yes, his wife has documentation of everything. The prosecutor wanted him out on bail, but it was denied "by higher-ups." Kind of like the leader of Cowboys For Trump being held without bail in DC. They are just sitting in cells rotting, while antifa and BLM run wild. The Dems and FBI have it out for any and all Trump supporters.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

235 They need to take lots and lots of cum to the moon for SCIENCE! Not cause they're weird or anything.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 12:55 PM (H5knJ)
.......

Maybe they spotted Barbarella up there.

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

236 It has been said often (and correctly) that Brian Stelter doesn't get the respect he deserves around here.

Now, you can add a lack of respect by others. Mr. Stelter's show, "Reliable Sources", has lost nearly a million viewers since President Trump was inappropriately removed from office.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (DMUuz)

237 The easiest way to dissuade rioters en masse from a fixed position are



Fuel/air bombs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (OCTRt)

238 What is "Oath Keepers" and why is the FBI going crazy about it?

*

A group headed by a section chief of the FBI.

Literally everything since Trump was elected has been an op.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (TIEIK)

239 226 pep, if you want to add dye, that has been done as well for id purposes. Dunno about adding methyl captan as that might be hazardous but it would make them smell like skunks for a pretty long time.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (pO7gM)

240 Do they still pledge allegiance to something? Zooming in the pledge.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (6YHcR)

241 Being at the Capitol on any day is not a crime. Anyone charged for simply being there on Jan. 6 should sue the government for false arrest.

Posted by: DJ at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (O3/K+)

242 > I haven't found too many places that can do them right - it's probably been a good 10 years since I've had one.

Yep, too many places pan fry them and that's not a Monte Cristo.

The Blue Bayou in Disneyland (I know, boo Disney) does a fantastic Monte Cristo.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (i0wNm)

243 >>go on. . .


You have to throw the stone to get the pool to ripple. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EWSzye06Z0

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

244 Let the "idea" burn it down. Stasi's got more pressing matters suppressing political opposition to dems' political opposition.

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

245 235 They need to take lots and lots of cum to the moon for SCIENCE! Not cause they're weird or anything.

I volunteer

Posted by: David French at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (Zmnko)

246 What is "Oath Keepers" and why is the FBI going crazy about it?

Oath Keepers is an association that certain folks joined - with good intentions - yet who were dumb as fuck. Because any association with the declared goal of "protecting the constitution via force of arms" is obviously a trap. God only knows how many FBI informants infiltrated them.

Don't join a damn militia where you have to sign your name.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (gOfxh)

247 Gas masks are not very great unless you know how to use them properly and I question how good these tards are at using them. Plus, I doubt a large number of them have the gas, and they are not bold so if you chase off most of the crowd, they will melt away too. Its all bravery in numbers with Antifa.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

248 Gas masks don't do a thing when that ball hits a belly or so.
Posted by: Braenyard


Canister hits nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (OCTRt)

249 There are numerous stories like the one at GP. I consider this to be a very ominous sign of things to come.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (3H9h1)

250 Surfactants in the water hoses so the rioters can't stand up after being sprayed.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (TIEIK)

251 Not for Barry Manilow and Yanni fans.


Rush - Making Memories

https://youtu.be/VonXOiIqxZs

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (KnJdm)

252 So
Not a tank
No turret
Not Army

GWP needs to do better, nobody needs garbage informatin

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 01:01 PM (4Jold)

253 "DOES THAT REPETETIVE COCKSUCKER HANNITY STILL WEAR HIS PRECUUS FBI BUTTON ON HIS JACKET?:

Yes but he has lower his estimate of rank and file FBI who are good, patriot American that not support this shit from 99% to 98%

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2021 01:01 PM (MxEKc)

254 For the moon thing it might be that there's an interstellar consortium of scammers that just tries to get planet leaders to do crazy shit.

Zobar man, I got the leaders from that shiznur planet on the x-ray beam ... they are asking "how can we show you we mean peace" these xleps are so stupid ... what? No man, they'd never do that, ... let me ask. .... SHIZNUTS! they're actually gonna do it!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (J8bDE)

255 231 103 Both are acceptable with a Monte Cristo sammich.

Our current favorite

Count me in
Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (2cfUo)

Holy moly - I love the Croque Monsieur sandwich, but had no idea about the Monte Christo. I really need to try one. It could give Garrett's ham and egg a run for its money.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (4tiP2)

256 The "let it rot" option is going to be very widespread and be way huger than Portland. But the die is cast and the cities will turn to third world slums like San Francisco has.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I see hobo camps all over the mid Willamette valley now. There are temporary highway signs on I-5 warning drivers of pedestrians at exits such are the number of tents and tarp hovels.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (ZN7T5)

257 A group headed by a section chief of the FBI.

Literally everything since Trump was elected has been an op.
Posted by: Lysenko


Oath Keepers predates Trump. But yeah, section chief.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (OCTRt)

258 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

=========

"The spermatazoa has landed."

-- Neil Armstrong

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

259 The Blue Bayou in Disneyland (I know, boo Disney) does a fantastic Monte Cristo.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 12:59 PM (i0wNm)[i/]

That was the first place I ever had one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

260 There are numerous stories like the one at GP. I consider this to be a very ominous sign of things to come.

*

I think there's going to be a lot of arrests for possession of heinous images on phones. Trivially easy to set some poor Trump supporter up with a text message a little while before knocking on the door.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (TIEIK)

261 The easiest way to dissuade rioters en masse from a fixed position are:

1. Artillery
2. Napalm
3. M2
4. Flamethrower

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (gmo/4)

262 In addition, it pretty much puts paid to molotovs,
fireworks, and other incendiary devices commonly used.


* smiles gently *

Posted by: Willie Pete at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (DMUuz)

263 if you can't pick it up with your hands and eat it, it ain't a sandwich.

not sayin' your hands have to stay clean & dry, though.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (AKJpt)

264 Dammit

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (Ez6QX)

265 Mars Needs Sperm

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

266 Is it just me - or do the antifa people sound like escaped mental patients?

They are escaped mental patients, homeless, drug addicts, disaffected and abused youth. "Led" by privileged True Believers, sons and daughters of the Smart Set. Groups like the Manson Family preyed on the same cohort. Runaways and similar.

Leftists play the long game, the mental wards were dismantled maybe what, 40 years ago?

Keep in mind that now they want to empty the prisons. I am no expert on Jails and Incarceration, but I can assure that some people in fact, do belong in a cage.

The left has successfully made mental illness a civil right, as it were, and wielded it expertly against normal, peaceable people.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (l5hQl)

267 Mars Needs Sperm
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM


Stand back, everybody. I got this.

Posted by: Peter North at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (/e6gk)

268 Antifa is destroying a progtard shithole city again? Listed below are the top 3 reasons I care.

1.
2.
3.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (uxUoN)

269 "The spermatazoa has landed."

-- Neil Armstrong

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

One small fap for man. One giant jerk for mankind.

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (KnJdm)

270 265 Mars Needs Sperm
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

So Mars also needs Moms now?

Which should come first?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (MMvmy)

271 The left has successfully made mental illness a civil right, as it were, and wielded it expertly against normal, peaceable people.

Yup.. See: Transgender

Posted by: David French at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (Zmnko)

272 >>Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


Maybe it's: Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon. for some reason?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

273 Dammit
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM


Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (/e6gk)

274 186: Agreed. It was GoP duplicity that caused the fake donk win. From Pence to the state legislatures, all corrupt . Now Lee (R-Google) is all worried..fuck him too

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

275 They are escaped mental patients, homeless, drug addicts, disaffected and abused youth. "Led" by privileged True Believers, sons and daughters of the Smart Set. Groups like the Manson Family preyed on the same cohort. Runaways and similar.

Yeah they are a lot of those people. And then there are just college students out for a lark "whee lets go crazy!" then go home and text about it with giggles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

276 >>> Mars Needs Sperm
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (v0R5T)


Elvis needs boats

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (J8bDE)

277 >>>Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


*consider angles that will get them laid*

Posted by: Morons Everywhere at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (KnJdm)

278 > Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Uh, why?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (i0wNm)

279 Gas masks don't do a thing when that ball hits a belly or so.
Posted by: Braenyard

Canister hits nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 01:00 PM (OCTRt)

The dude during the Vancouver Canucks riot who took the flashbang right in the nuts. LOL!

Posted by: Mainah at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (B+qrE)

280 266 Common Tater,
You left out criminals. In the Kenosha riots, Kyle shot a multiple child molester, a domestic violence convict, and another one had criminal charges that I forget.

Essentially, the Dems recreated the SA.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (pO7gM)

281 There are numerous stories like the one at GP.

I'm at least a bit skeptical. There are people in the Horde who were in D.C. that day; none is in jail to my knowledge. Have the feds talked to any of y'all?

Keep in mind that most people who are charged deny guilt. Prison is full of innocent people to hear the prisoners tell it. It's pretty hard from this distance to tell what people we don't personally know did/did not do.

I'm not in favor of prosecutions here period. But I'm not sure I want to wander out on a limb proclaiming defendants' innocence of chargeable conduct either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (H5knJ)

282 "This might be a dumb question but what's the sciency reason for lunar jizz mania?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt"
Space Amazons need our seed.

Posted by: Richard Basehart at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (+y8uL)

283 I know there are good cops out there. However, after a summer of watching Trump supporters get attacked and at best, police doing nothing about it, I have a hard time supporting cops in the big, blue cities. To me, it seems they have become nothing more than a political tool and will do whatever they are told, no matter who gets hurt.

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (tjZg/)

284 If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting.

Posted by: Zombie Curtis LeMay at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (88+cf)

285 >I see hobo camps all over the mid Willamette valley now. There are temporary highway signs on I-5 warning drivers of pedestrians at exits such are the number of tents and tarp hovels.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 01:02 PM (ZN7T5)

Not too long ago, some of them were plowed through at a Salem I-5 off-ramp by an out of control driver. Car v tent, who's gonna win?

Significant portions of the green spaces on the sides of the freeway in Salem are now tent cities, and the OG tent city under the Center Street bridge has now bled over into Wallace Marine Park across the river. It's a real shitshow.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (DXFDM)

286 Elvis needs boats
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM


Sorry. Hovercraft's full of eels at the moment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (/e6gk)

287 Also not for Manilow/Yanni fans.

Rush - In the End

https://youtu.be/stBOhNxLrbM

Posted by: Morons Everywhere at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (KnJdm)

288 276 >>> Mars Needs Sperm
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM (v0R5T)


Elvis needs boats

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:05 PM (J8bDE)


Uranus needs...

Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

289 From Pence to the state legislatures, all corrupt .
Mike Pence - certain folks warned that he was a piece of shit. But they were shouted down - because Pence had gravitas or something. He's the same fucker that used campaign funds to pay his own bills back in the day.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (gOfxh)

290 That county I mention with the drug sign (Klickitat county) has some interesting rock walls that you can see from the highway. I always wondered about them, as they didn't make sense for livestock walls. Turned out that they were done by convicts. Now, they don't still put convicts to work doing that. But I didn't see any homeless communities there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (5HBd1)

291 Mars Needs Sperm
Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:03 PM

Stand back, everybody. I got this.
Posted by: Peter North

You remember a porn star's name but do you remember who was the 187th president of the United States?....................................... fucker.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (6YHcR)

292 i watched this yesterday and one thing was the so called press that was filming were telling the protesters what to do. last night was even more interesting as they started fires and broke windows in the courthouse.

Posted by: morigu at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (/1ov0)

293 I know there are good cops out there. However, after
a summer of watching Trump supporters get attacked and at best, police
doing nothing about it, I have a hard time supporting cops in the big,
blue cities. To me, it seems they have become nothing more than a
political tool and will do whatever they are told, no matter who gets
hurt.

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (tjZg/)

Yep.

Posted by: Morons Everywhere at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (KnJdm)

294 258 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


That's one small wank for man, one giant load for mankind

Posted by: Busted Can Of Biscuits at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (2cfUo)

295 Hey, we are working hard here. To what end? Who cares!

Posted by: Satans Retards at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (rxR5g)

296 281 There are numerous stories like the one at GP.

I'm at least a bit skeptical. There are people in the Horde who were in D.C. that day; none is in jail to my knowledge. Have the feds talked to any of y'all?

-----

Candace Owens mentioned that 10 of her friends who attended the rally in DC had feds contact them (I think they went to their homes).

She called it harassment and I agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (FMoYW)

297 >>Antifa is destroying a progtard shithole city again? Listed below are the top 3 reasons I care.

1.
2.
3.
- - -
4. The wealthy, crazy Lefties who helped things get Portland so f'd up are now escaping to Denver, Austin, and possibly a sane city near you. And they will vote and agitate for the same policies and politicians that created current day Hellhole Portland.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

298 Uranus needs...

Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

Step off, bitch. This is OUR corner!

Posted by: Otters at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (KnJdm)

299 paintball guns?!?!

Posted by: david at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (hOAkK)

300 Those three traitorous dipshits pictured in the Covid vaccination ad, Slick, W and Gaylord, did their parts in bringing the FBI to its current Stasi like status.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (y7DUB)

301 Candace Owens said friends told her that the FBI showed up at their homes to question them about why they were in DC on the 6th. None of them went anywhere near the capital.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (5HBd1)

302 > That was the first place I ever had one.

I love that place. It has great ambiance and the food is always on point. It's right near the super secret speakeasy that I've never been to. A buddy of mine has been on the wait list to join for like ten years now.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (i0wNm)

303 274 186: Agreed. It was GoP duplicity that caused the fake donk win. From Pence to the state legislatures, all corrupt . Now Lee (R-Google) is all worried..fuck him too

--

They could have done a lot to bring attention to what happened, to demand action. They did nothing. Sat on their hands, remained silent as the grave. Including Mr. Mike All-Hail-H1B-Visas Lee.

My guess? It's because their fundraising numbers are abysmal and tanking lower by the day. He's doing the old Lindsay Graham right about now. Talking tough, completely useless now that it's all said and done. F him. People like him watched this country die on the days following Nov. 3rd.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (O+I8R)

304 I'd like to know where they got 6.7M "samples" to send to the moon.

That's a lot of jacking off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (3H9h1)

305 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Has anyone done the math? That would be approximately 6200 gallons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (DMUuz)

306 Okay, Garland. Is this domestic terror now that it's happening in the daytime? Hmmm?

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: RobertM at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (qWhQP)

307
I get the impression that a lot of public figures like Garland, Biden, McCain, Pelosi, are widely known by insiders to be seriously deranged, in many cases to be seriously stupid, and to be nose picking, butt scratching, gas emitting slobs. But it remains strictly inside baseball stuff. Little people can still insist that Biden is a good man, and weep with joy watching a bizarre performance like the one yesterday.

Garland appears to have serious mental deficiency. It is no doubt widely known but unreported.

Obviously this is like figuring out that professional wrestling is fixed. On the other hand, I give you the true believers who are joyous at the present time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2021 01:10 PM (zCde3)

308 "Has anyone done the math? That would be approximately 6200 gallons."

Wait until you see the splashdown when they come back.

Posted by: Richard Basehart at March 12, 2021 01:10 PM (+y8uL)

309 I see hobo camps all over the mid Willamette valley now.

That's pretty recent in a lot of places. Salem used to clear them out regularly and we didn't have many bums. Now the policy has changed and they're camped all over downtown and under bridges.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

310 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon



Has anyone done the math? That would be approximately 6200 gallons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (DMUuz)

All in a day's work.

Posted by: Horde at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (KnJdm)

311 A dying brain, and an intemperate disposition is no way to act, China Joe.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (VpIIl)

312 That's a lot of jacking off.

That seems like a good job on the surface - but really, we all know some manager is going to get involved and set rules and quotas. Minimum standards and shit.

Hard pass.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (gOfxh)

313 Uncle Rick nailed it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (n0yMo)

314 Just an idea
Mostly peaceful
White Supremacists are the real threat

It's all gaslighting. It's all bullshit. It's all intentional. It's all being paid for by the marks - us. And our so-called representatives in CONgress say and do... nothing.

#VoteHarder

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (NYS7S)

315 Blue Bayou is what Willie Brown thinks when he sees Kamala.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (kTF2Z)

316 The wealthy, crazy Lefties who helped things get Portland so f'd up are now escaping to Denver, Austin, and possibly a sane city near you. And they will vote and agitate for the same policies and politicians that created current day Hellhole Portland.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

^THIS

Posted by: golfman at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (XmDPJ)

317 SIG SAUER P365 TACPAC 9MM PISTOL 12RD MANUEL SAFETY 3 MAGS AND HOLSTER; $550; https://bit.ly/38zOkxZ

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (i0wNm)

318 Now when small town cops start shooting the feds, What Are You Going To Do?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

I love our local PD
I would help them reload
Posted by: vmom super straight stabby stabber stabalot

I know our county has declared itself a 2nd Amendment Sanctuary, and there are a lot of politicians working to do this statewide.
Shibumi contacted the county government, and they responded that they are quite concerned about the actions of the Federal Gov with regards to 2nd Amendment rights. I cannot imagine our country sheriff enforcing anything like what Biden, Schumer and Pelosi have in mind.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

319 And You Tube is full of videos by people designing new tents for the "houseless" community. Makes no sense. Tents are cheap enough at Walmart. And no one ever asks the houseless what they want.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (5HBd1)

320 Have any of you noticed that biden has dead eyes?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (Zmnko)

321 >>Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


Current younger generations have signigicantly lower T than their fathers and grandfathers. Now NASA wants $6.7 million sperm samples. That sounds like the beginning of a scifi novel -- where's TJM?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

322 Feds just need to start shooting them.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (5FCda)

323 261 Archer,
The problem with the whiff of grapeshot directed toward rioters is the loss of legitimacy with the population that would accompany it. That sort of thing might fly in a society like North Korea but even water cannons and other less lethal tactics like rubber bullets used in the Time of Troubles in the UK would be criticized heavily, let alone lethal tactics. To carry off those tactics in a democracy today, society would have to shift its preferences to that of the 1800's.

If you can snag a copy, Col. Applegate's book Kill or Be Killed in later editions has his ideas on how to defeat rioters without creating martyrs. He advised quite a few governments on tactics after his illustrious WWII career training OSS and other special forces which is also in his book above. He also popularized point shooting instead of target shooting along with Fairburn and Sykes.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (pO7gM)

324 They could have done a lot to bring attention to what happened, to demand action. They did nothing. Sat on their hands, remained silent as the grave.


No cash to the GOP again. EVER. They are OK with the steal, I am OK with not supporting them.

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (tjZg/)

325 I know you can pee in a space suit but...

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

326 Fish need bicycles!

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 01:13 PM (2BZBZ)

327 As illegal aliens invade our communities, our Federal treasury is used to repay Democrats political favors, the First Amendment disappears, electoral fraud is normalized, our Second Amendment is subverted, and we are put further under the thumb of the federal government, I am so glad we don't have anymore distasteful Tweets.

Oh, and a big thanks for the assist to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (VpIIl)

328 not in favor of prosecutions here period. But I'm not sure I want to wander out on a limb proclaiming defendants' innocence of chargeable conduct either.

*

After it was shown that there are nine sets of laws I'm 100% fine with it.

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (TIEIK)

329

304 I'd like to know where they got 6.7M "samples" to send to the moon.

That's a lot of jacking off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (3H9h1)

---

Just set up a display table next to a -80 freezer in the lobby of any Federal building. They continue normal business, but into beakers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (zCde3)

330 If you pee in your spacesuit, you get a warm feeling all over.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (2BZBZ)

331 Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM (Zmnko)

A dolls eyes.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (n0yMo)

332 A normal sperm count ranges from 15 million sperm to more than 200 million sperm per milliliter (mL) of semen. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

333 Have any of you noticed that biden has dead eyes?

Oh yeah. It's the drugs.

Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (tjZg/)

334 Have any of you noticed that biden has dead eyes?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 12, 2021 01:12 PM


Like a doll's eyes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (DMUuz)

335 'Bring in the scoops!'

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (gjvwR)

336 George Papadopoulos reports, "Harris now taking the majority of Biden's calls with foreign leaders. Pathetic"

https://bit.ly/3rDNxng

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (i0wNm)

337 That's a lot of jacking off. They need the guy from Pompeii, encased in ash frozen in time mid-jack. That's dedication.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (gmo/4)

338 Trump didn't need the local governments permission and sitting back did absolutely no good in helping Trump.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2021 12:52 PM (2DOZq)


Trump should have ordered a full military smackdown on Antifags. Of course, we now know that the JCS would have refused his orders, which, IMO, would have been a good thing, exposing the traitors in our midst months before the "election." It might have been the dope-slap to wake Trump up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (2JVJo)

339 Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

Don't do that something on our parade.

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (KnJdm)

340 The problem with the whiff of grapeshot directed toward rioters is the
loss of legitimacy with the population that would accompany it.


The problem is that the populace looks to someone else to stop Person A from looting Person B's property. Frankly - I don't need Big Gub'Mint to intervene - I can take care of that myself. I need Big Gub'Mint to stay out of the way.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (gOfxh)

341 Damn. There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (+y8uL)

342 Look fat, this is all made up. Everyone knows that Antifa is just an idea.

Which reminds me.......zzzzz.....

Posted by: Joe Biden, Meat Puppet President at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

343 Has anyone done the math? That would be approximately 6200 gallons.

Posted by: Du


I got 6.7 mm

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (4Jold)

344 No cash to the GOP again. EVER. They are OK with the steal, I am OK with not supporting them

*

Some moron had a great approach. Mail back monopoly money and a note that says "since you're playing games, here's my donation."

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (TIEIK)

345 330 Alan Shepard had issue with it before becoming the first American in space. He replied back to Mission Control a certain non-pc phrase--I guess I am a wetback now.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (pO7gM)

346 > And You Tube is full of videos by people designing new tents for the "houseless" community. Makes no sense. Tents are cheap enough at Walmart. And no one ever asks the houseless what they want.

Around here, homeless people walk into REI, grab a tent, and walk out. The local DA has made clear they're not going to charge them and REI seems to support it.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (i0wNm)

347 314 Just an idea
Mostly peaceful
White Supremacists are the real threat

It's all gaslighting. It's all bullshit. It's all intentional. It's all being paid for by the marks - us. And our so-called representatives in CONgress say and do... nothing.

#VoteHarder
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 01:11 PM (NYS7S)

Whites have been told that they've reigned supreme and need to check their privilege forever. If that's the case, what would the point be in still rallying for supremacy? Wouldn't everyone else upset the status quo? If you are supreme, you don't waste any time and energy fighting to get what you already own.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (Ti+Tv)

348
Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


Current younger generations have signigicantly lower T than their fathers and grandfathers. Now NASA wants $6.7 million sperm samples. That sounds like the beginning of a scifi novel -- where's TJM?
Posted by: Lizzy


The next big sci-fi horror flick --

Butt Babies From The Moon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (pNxlR)

349
335 'Bring in the scoops!'
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (gjvwR)

----

Product label: High Protein Supplement. May contain soy and patchouli.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (zCde3)

350 "They are escaped mental patients, homeless, drug addicts, disaffected and abused youth. "Led" by privileged True Believers, sons and daughters of the Smart Set. Groups like the Manson Family preyed on the same cohort. Runaways and similar.
Leftists play the long game, the mental wards were dismantled maybe what, 40 years ago?
Keep in mind that now they want to empty the prisons. I am no expert on Jails and Incarceration, but I can assure that some people in fact, do belong in a cage.
The left has successfully made mental illness a civil right, as it were, and wielded it expertly against normal, peaceable people.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 12, 2021 01:04 PM (l5hQl) "

This !

And I am increasingly unwilling to consider any of it accidental or unintended. Long game indeed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 12, 2021 01:17 PM (AKJpt)

351 Some moron had a great approach. Mail back monopoly
money and a note that says "since you're playing games, here's my
donation."

Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (TIEIK)

Fake money for fake opposition. I like it.

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (KnJdm)

352 Have any of you noticed that biden has dead eyes?

They match his dead brain perfectly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (SchxB)

353 That's a lot of jacking off. They need the guy from Pompeii, encased in ash frozen in time mid-jack. That's dedication.
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM


He's gone dry.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (DMUuz)

354 Dead eyes? It's a window into his soul.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (2BZBZ)

355 What is it in Wray's background that made him a supporter of a police state?

Posted by: Fey Fey Sugar Wray at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (ONvIw)

356 Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon

Has anyone done the math? That would be approximately 6200 gallons.

--

The unproven? trivia fact just popped into my head regarding the group 10cc.....

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (O+I8R)

357 Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes..

Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at March 12, 2021 01:19 PM (yQpMk)

358 "Todd Herman, your guide-host today on The Rush Limbaugh program."

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Jeebus, he really sounds like a seance ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 01:19 PM (Z7rbj)

359 No cash to the GOP again. EVER. They are OK with the steal, I am OK with not supporting them

*

Some moron had a great approach. Mail back monopoly money and a note that says "since you're playing games, here's my donation."
Posted by: Lysenko - click here for your covid vaccine documentation and directions at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM (TIEIK)

I've taken to sending back whatever random anonymous piece of paper happens to be on my desk at the time. I just mailed back last week's shopping list.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 12, 2021 01:19 PM (NYS7S)

360 If you pee in your spacesuit, you get a warm feeling all over.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 12, 2021 01:14 PM (2BZBZ)
........

Just like in my wetsuit?

Posted by: wth at March 12, 2021 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

361 The unproven? trivia fact just popped into my head regarding the group 10cc.....

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:18 PM (O+I8R)

I am in for 500 ml.

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:19 PM (KnJdm)

362 >>>Monte Cristo is out.

=====

If Monte Cristo is out, then I'm out.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (o9apC)

363 >>> I know there are good cops out there. However, after a summer of watching Trump supporters get attacked and at best, police doing nothing about it, I have a hard time supporting cops in the big,
blue cities. To me, it seems they have become nothing more than a political tool and will do whatever they are told, no matter who gets
hurt.
Posted by: shibumi at March 12, 2021 01:06 PM (tjZg/)


There was the "Back The Blue" rally that Michelle Malkin was at where the police pulled in the antifa close to the police's own damned peaceful supporters. Got them close surrounded everything. And then purposely let the antifa off to beat and assault the Back The Blue people. There's video of it. It was planned. The damned police were part of the hit job. The police corraled the maniacs up and made a kill box. The whole thing was damned evil.


That event changed my view.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (J8bDE)

364 I saw Lunar Spoonful open for 10cc at The Pier.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (+y8uL)

365 When did the FBI gain the authority to, not only enforce laws, but make up laws?
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 12, 2021 12:32 PM

The EPA, the FDA, and OSHA got together and decided to let the FBI join in on all the fun.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (OssQ4)

366 350 Leftist lawyers always bust ass to get dangerous psych patients let out on the street and off neuroleptics.

Posted by: Fey Fey Sugar Wray at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

367 To be fair, with the Biden Justice Department the only way Antifa is going to see the inside of the federal courthouse is by smashing through the barriers.

Posted by: Albert Schwartz at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (zHbOW)

368 >>Scientists want to send 6.7M sperm samples to the moon


Just send Shep.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (Ti+Tv)

369 Medical Examiner Not Jumping to Conclusions After Utah Mom Dies Following COVID-19 Vaccination

https://bit.ly/3qEZibW

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

370 340 Roll Me Away,
If you have ever been to certain countries where unrest is likely, you will note how the architecture and appearance of the homes are affected. High solid walls with embedded broken glass, houses get sunlight through inner courtyards and all exterior windows have heavy security grates over them, dingy and drab appearances of the exterior with beautiful interiors, and so on.

We shall be going into that soon in many suburban and urban places, for an example, there is a video around regarding spiking crime in Buckhead--a guy is running into his house after returning by car trip to avoid being robbed by a guy with a rifle.

Posted by: whig at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (pO7gM)

371 Just send Shep.


Send Shep's underwear.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

372 George Papadopoulos reports, "Harris now taking the majority of Biden's calls with foreign leaders. Pathetic"

https://bit.ly/3rDNxng
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2021 01:15 PM (i0wNm)


Neither Heels Up nor Stinkfinger are known for their cognitive ability.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (y7DUB)

373 What is it in Wray's background that made him a supporter of a police state?

Honestly - he's not much different than most people here a few years ago. I think Wray just assumes the system works, and must be supported. And he really, really likes the perks of being on the "Right Team".


He's a Late Term Boomer. He's incapable of watching everything fall apart - and giving it a needed nudge. He's Ernst Rohm. He'll be shocked when it's his turn at the ditch.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (gOfxh)

374 369 Gates slipped him 50k to stfu

Posted by: Fey Fey Sugar Wray at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

375
Maple syrup on a Monte Cristo?
Nope -it would tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 12, 2021 01:22 PM (LilNs)

376 Intriguing.....

Posted by: Shep! at March 12, 2021 01:22 PM (n0yMo)

377 371 Just send Shep.


Send Shep's underwear.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

or Kamala's toothbrush.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2021 01:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

378 Wray is a smirker. Not trustworthy.

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 01:23 PM (S1hrL)

379 Just set up a display table next to a -80 freezer in the lobby of any
Federal building. They continue normal business, but into beakers.


When I worked at MSFC, one morning there were a couple of 5 gallon plastic Jerry cans in the men's room, complete with funnels and a small sign that we were "helping" research into "recycling" for the Space Station, which was still in the planning stages at the time.
We all joked that it was a mass drug test. Also, "Yesterday's cofveve today!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 01:23 PM (HaL55)

380 I'm really hungry for lunch and its only 11:23 in the AM here.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2021 01:24 PM (gmo/4)

381 This was in DAYLIGHT!!!

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 01:24 PM (Xih1H)

382 >>There was the "Back The Blue" rally that Michelle Malkin was at where the police pulled in the antifa close to the police's own damned peaceful supporters. . .


Yup. There was also that Brandon Straka Walk Away event in Houston where the leader of the local BLM is friends with the police chief, and IIRC, he and his goons chased Straka and others for several blocks, until they got to the nearest police station and Straka and his fellow protesters were treated like the criminals.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

383 Fuck'em. If it's anything like Minnecrapolis the Real Men(tm) who might be willing to join a citizen militia already have or are in the process of skipping town in favor of a community of like-minded people.

Posted by: CppThis at March 12, 2021 01:25 PM (zcf1k)

384 I got 6.7 mm
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM


I hope you meant mL.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 01:25 PM (/e6gk)

385 If they're telling the officers to shoot them, they should treat antifi with the respect they warrant and shoot them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2021 01:25 PM (E+OcO)

386 Medical Examiner Not Jumping to Conclusions After Utah Mom Dies Following COVID-19 Vaccination

--

I still believe the vaccine killed Hank Aaron. Just too coincidental for him to have dropped dead days after getting the 2nd one.

Oh wait, silly me. NYT said it's not related. Well then, that's that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 12, 2021 01:26 PM (O+I8R)

387 If you have ever been to certain countries where unrest is likely

Oh yeah. Get this - anywhere EXCEPT here - nobody flies "Back the Blue" flags or stickers. Because the police are just another implement of the state. Literally everywhere else in the world I've ever worked - nobody runs out and waves flags and sings songs to praise their government. The more I travel - the more I don't fucking understand the retardation here. Or the stubbornness of the Boy Scouts that insist on it.

Six inch concrete walls, and wrought iron gates and window coverings are the norm. And a couple illegal guns that nobody talks about and are ready to be thrown away. Now that's the norm.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:26 PM (gOfxh)

388 Some moron had a great approach. Mail back monopoly money and a note that says "since you're playing games, here's my donation."
Posted by: Lysenko

If I send AandA IPCs will they label me a Nazi

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 01:27 PM (Xih1H)

389 I got 6.7 mm
Posted by: confederatefifth at March 12, 2021 01:16 PM

I hope you meant mL.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 01:25 PM


Never mind. I read that wrong. I need moar covfefe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 01:27 PM (/e6gk)

390 Okay, Garland. Is this domestic terror now that it's happening in the daytime? Hmmm?

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: RobertM at March 12, 2021 01:09 PM (qWhQP)

It doesn't count on even days. And tomorrow is Saturday, so....

Posted by: Merrick Garland at March 12, 2021 01:27 PM (uEbPt)

391 among other felonies, isn't interrupting the courts official business obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2021 01:27 PM (h1jJh)

392 Antifa Communists vs. America's corrupt court system.

Or as I call it, Poop vs. Puke.

Posted by: CrustyB at March 12, 2021 01:27 PM (qXzGC)

393 Medical Examiner Not Jumping to Conclusions
------------------------------

Oh not this jumping to conclusions shit again. Does he double as a "terror" investigator?

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:28 PM (uEbPt)

394 Some of the moderna deaths have thrombocytopenia as a common symptoms

Posted by: Fey Fey Sugar Wray at March 12, 2021 01:28 PM (ONvIw)

395 Six inch concrete walls, and wrought iron gates and window coverings are the norm. And a couple illegal guns that nobody talks about and are ready to be thrown away. Now that's the norm.
Posted by: Roll Me Away

And a few bucks to a couple of cops to look the other way around your neighborhood, maybe some after hours work.

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 01:28 PM (Xih1H)

396 >>>I'm really hungry for lunch and its only 11:23 in the AM here.<
>I just scarfed down a pound of elk steak and now I'm ready to pass out for a nap.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 12, 2021 01:28 PM (03n3v)

397 4. The wealthy, crazy Lefties who helped things get Portland so f'd up are now escaping to Denver, Austin, and possibly a sane city near you. And they will vote and agitate for the same policies and politicians that created current day Hellhole Portland.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2021 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

Are we going to vote our way out of this? Is this one of those "somebody has to do something" that does not include yourself?

My only hope is that when the stones finally cool off, AllenG is around to scatter them.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at March 12, 2021 01:30 PM (uxUoN)

398 I'm late to the party but I'm all for letting Antifa run free to attack the government. Hell, they're doing the lords work.

Posted by: MJ at March 12, 2021 01:31 PM (gAMkn)

399 SIG SAUER P365 TACPAC 9MM PISTOL 12RD MANUEL SAFETY 3 MAGS AND HOLSTER; $550; https://bit.ly/38zOkxZ
Posted by: bonhomme

Thats a good deal, I paid 600 for that package in Dec

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 01:32 PM (Xih1H)

400 Sorry, not sorry. I don't give 2 fucks what these scum do to Portland or Seattle, or any other blue city or state. I hooe they burn them to the ground. I will bring marshmallows.

Posted by: Megthered at March 12, 2021 01:32 PM (SM/op)

401 Judging by the anecdotal evidence from around the country I seriously doubt your "hometown" LEO is going to on your side.

I suspect there's been an indoctrination program underway for decades to make sure law enforcement is populated by the *right* kind of people.

*Leftists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 01:33 PM (3H9h1)

402
Thats a good deal, I paid 600 for that package in Dec
Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 01:32 PM (Xih1H)


She sounds hideous......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Funny how all the havoc The Dying Brain Fraud's supporters and nevertrumpers assured us was political fiction and would never happen, is now suddenly OK.

Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 01:34 PM (zruA2)

404 Okay, Garland. Is this domestic terror now that it's happening in the daytime? Hmmm?

Come on, man- everybody's working from home.

Stay safe, everyone. Masks give us an excuse not to identify you.

Posted by: Marand Garlick at March 12, 2021 01:34 PM (1vynn)

405 Big city cop pulls his gun and asks, Do you support the police?

What are you going to do?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 01:35 PM (6YHcR)

406 Judging by the anecdotal evidence from around the country I seriously doubt your "hometown" LEO is going to on your side.

Neither LEO nor armed forces. I still stand my prediction that a "right-wing" protest will be fired on and people killed before this year is out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:35 PM (2JVJo)

407 Aren't there Varmint Hunters in Oregon?



2-3 guys with a bench and a spotting scope could have solved this in under 3 hours.

Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (FaZdv)

**
Us varmint hunters have them contained to Portland, Salem and Eugene.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2021 01:36 PM (h1jJh)

408 401 One of my wife's relative was a LEO in the Phoenix area during the Obama reign. He was forced to retire because of a FB post critical of Obama. Yes, the weeding out and indoctrination is many years in.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 12, 2021 01:36 PM (O7kBk)

409 The personal phone has ads still on.

She looks 25 because she is CGI...

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 01:36 PM (7OrCI)

410 Big city cop pulls his gun and asks, Do you support the police?



What are you going to do?


"OK, OK, I'll buy two tickets to the Police Benevolent Association's annual Gala. Sheesh..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (HaL55)

411 A thousand Wacos. A thousand points of light.

Now playing, The Light Pours Out of Me by i forgot.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (6YHcR)

412 I hope they burn them to the ground. I will bring marshmallows.
Posted by: Megthered


Funny how the EPA is silent on the razing of cities.

Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (9Fwwf)

413 Funny how all the havoc The Dying Brain Fraud's supporters and nevertrumpers assured us was political fiction and would never happen, is now suddenly OK.

Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2021 01:34 PM (zruA2)

They do that one a lot.

I remember all the denials about Clinton at the beginning - he would NEVER do that sort of thing, it would soil the presidency -

to.....

Of course he did it, so what, it's his private life, "move on".......

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (uEbPt)

414 Joe Biden and an eggplant walk into a bar....

Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (O7kBk)

415 Does he sniff the egg plants hair?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 01:38 PM (7OrCI)

416 387
Oh yeah. Get this - anywhere EXCEPT here - nobody flies "Back the Blue" flags or stickers. Because the police are just another implement of the state. Literally everywhere else in the world I've ever worked - nobody runs out and waves flags and sings songs to praise their government. The more I travel - the more I don't fucking understand the retardation here. Or the stubbornness of the Boy Scouts that insist on it.

Six inch concrete walls, and wrought iron gates and window coverings are the norm. And a couple illegal guns that nobody talks about and are ready to be thrown away. Now that's the norm.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:26 PM (gOfxh)

In much of the United States police and soldiers are neighbors and from the same class. Our cities might as well be a different country in this regards(as the police are used there to control the underclass) but why there is a pro-police attitude in response to their being attacked is obvious. In the more developed parts of Asia similar attitudes prevail(though they don't have a strong anti-police movement).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (Zm+LZ)

417 I hope we get a nood soon. Otherwise, I'll have to go and do chores.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (dfRN6)

418 To be fair, with the Biden Justice Department the only way Antifa is going to see the inside of the federal courthouse is by smashing through the barriers.

Posted by: Albert Schwartz at March 12, 2021 01:20 PM (zHbOW)

Annnnnnnddd..... cut.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (uEbPt)

419 I remember all the denials about Clinton at the beginning - he would
NEVER do that sort of thing, it would soil the presidency -to.....
Of course he did it, so what, it's his private life, "move on".......

I distinctly remember being told that character didn't matter in an American president.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (HaL55)

420 Joe Biden and an eggplant walk into a bar....
Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 12, 2021 01:37 PM (O7kBk)


Bartender asks the eggplant, "Who's the vegetable?"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 12, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

421 418 Just be be fair I did fuck all during the Trump administration, too

Posted by: Fey Fey Sugar Wray at March 12, 2021 01:40 PM (ONvIw)

422 I distinctly remember being told that character didn't matter in an American president.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (HaL55)


From the same people clutching their pearls about Trump's "mean tweets."

People suck.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (2JVJo)

423 Either ace has a long post coming or he fell asleep or you people were bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (7OrCI)

424 I still recommend that you become involved with your local police. Do citizen ridealongs etc.

When the Burning Time comes, they will be the strongest armed gang at the beginning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

425 Husband and I were discussing this: when CW2 comes who is going to be in charge of the military weapons? He thinks there might be some non crazy leftists inside the military but I really doubt it. And they will have lots of toys to play with.

Posted by: Megthered at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (SM/op)

426 @420 Perfect. Thanks!

Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (O7kBk)

427 Do not listen, Manilow/Yanni fanbois.

Rush - Before and After

https://youtu.be/b-nseAkmdjU

Posted by: 4 at March 12, 2021 01:42 PM (KnJdm)

428 The local and national media, Antifa/BLM, the FBI, local and state gov't, local law enforcement...

This is one of our best productions, folks!

Posted by: Deep State Choreography, Inc. at March 12, 2021 01:42 PM (vOGqy)

429 Medical Examiner Not Jumping to Conclusions After Utah Mom Dies Following COVID-19 Vaccination

https://bit.ly/3qEZibW
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

It's the inverse of all the deaths being attributed to Covid. There will be zero deaths caused by the vaccines, no matter how many people die from them.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 12, 2021 01:43 PM (5FCda)

430 As I understand it, we were just shy of a thousand deaths associated with the vaccines a few days ago.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2021 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

431 Now is the time not to be rash...

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 01:44 PM (7OrCI)

432 401 Judging by the anecdotal evidence from around the country I seriously doubt your "hometown" LEO is going to on your side.

I suspect there's been an indoctrination program underway for decades to make sure law enforcement is populated by the *right* kind of people.

*Leftists.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 12, 2021 01:33 PM (3H9h1)


Another factor in play is police commanders telling their officers, "Nice pension and health insurance plan you've got there. Be a shame if you lost them when you're fired for not following orders." You can say that principle must take priority over everything else, but that can be an extremely hard choice in the real world.

Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 01:44 PM (AMIL/)

433 In much of the United States police and soldiers are neighbors and from the same class. Our cities might as well be a different country in this regards(as the police are used there to control the underclass) but why there is a pro-police attitude in response to their being attacked is obvious. In the more developed parts of Asia similar attitudes prevail(though they don't have a strong anti-police movement).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 01:39 PM (Zm+LZ)


TBH, 99.999999% of our problems would be solved as a country if we let the 8 or so "Mega-Cities" just turn into city states like D.C. and give them x amount of House Reps and (big fucking maybe here) 1 Senator. Or something along those lines... these major cities completely rob the rest of their state they inhabit of proper representation.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 12, 2021 01:44 PM (Lp34m)

434 Medical Examiner Not Jumping to Conclusions After Utah Mom Dies Following COVID-19 Vaccination

Think how much longer she lived by not getting one of Trump's experimental and rushed vaccines!

Posted by: The Media at March 12, 2021 01:44 PM (vOGqy)

435 425 Husband and I were discussing this: when CW2 comes who is going to be in charge of the military weapons? He thinks there might be some non crazy leftists inside the military but I really doubt it. And they will have lots of toys to play with.
Posted by: Megthered at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (SM/op)

It depends how long it takes. They've already purged the officers and now seem to be aware they need to purge the rank and file(though to some degree this group will be self-purging as well as those discontent with the government leave).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 12, 2021 01:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

436 when CW2 comes who is going to be in charge of the military weapons?

**

We'll see it long before then. They won't fuck around once the gun bans go into effect. We'll see military vehicles roll up and put XXmm shells into houses of White Christian Nationalists in the ATF background check registry who won't answer their door.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 12, 2021 01:45 PM (XTk1T)

437 Judging by the anecdotal evidence from around the country I seriously doubt your "hometown" LEO is going to on your side.

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I think both LEO and Military will follow orders ... until the Civil War goes hot, then I'm guessing most fight for their own families and neighborhoods.

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 01:46 PM (Z7rbj)

438 Well, I guess the Ewok is face-down in a pool of Value-rite so I've no excuse not to go get things done. BBL.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 12, 2021 01:46 PM (dfRN6)

439 FYI, I know we've talked about lumber prices starting to go up. Looks like tool prices are too. I'm seeing tools I looked at a couple of months ago are now up by $10-20.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 12, 2021 01:46 PM (5HBd1)

440 these major cities completely rob the rest of their state they inhabit of proper representation.

***

Not just the states they're in, but the entire country.

Remember, five or so cities determined the 2020 election.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 12, 2021 01:47 PM (XTk1T)

441 They won't fuck around once the gun bans go into effect. We'll see military vehicles roll up and put XXmm shells into houses of White Christian Nationalists in the ATF background check registry who won't answer their door.

To which I said yesterday that they only need to publicly blow away a few deplorables and the rest will trip over themselves to turn in their scary boomsticks.

I was told I am wrong, but I don't think I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

442 >>>423 Either ace has a long post coming or he fell asleep or you people were bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



On the one hand, I'm with others here who think Ace has earned a little time off. Then again I'm coming back in and checking for a new post like every 20 minutes. Ace can't win!

Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (U1eOr)

443 ... and look, they are doing it in broad daylight

Posted by: Killer Biden at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (3aI0K)

444 We'll see it long before then. They won't fuck around once the gun bans go into effect. We'll see military vehicles roll up and put XXmm shells into houses of White Christian Nationalists in the ATF background check registry who won't answer their door.

Posted by: Lysenko - donate your guns to a no questions, records, or receipts gun buy back at March 12, 2021 01:45 PM (XTk1T)

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Make Janet Reno Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (Z7rbj)

445 Anyway, work time. Here go eight hours of my life down the toilet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (2JVJo)

446 I was told I am wrong, but I don't think I am.

My plan is to publicly get kicked out of my house, and hopefully buy the fam a little time. You may be right in the macro. But I'm not going down like that.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (gOfxh)

447 423 Either ace has a long post coming or he fell asleep or you people were bad.
embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (v3pYe)

448 This is one of our best productions, folks!
This goes right here, in which Charles Durning cuts a rug - https://youtu.be/NJG75FJkjr8

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (HaL55)

449 Many cops are dicks. It goes with the territory. But I run into a bunch locally and the good ones are good people.

I think it's like anything else. They're not a bloc that are on our side or not on our side. You just gotta hope you end up dealing with a good one.

The state police on the other hand are roundly despised even by the local guys. I had one local tell me the troopers are "penises in hats".

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (uEbPt)

450 Kind of expect it here and no offense meant , but most people would be amazed how mainstream the screw the Feds chatter is getting. They don't have a lot of friends these days

Posted by: Only Context at March 12, 2021 01:50 PM (xEIoY)

451 15 I seem to remember some asshole making a big deal of the distinction of
attacking this Federal Courthouse at night, not during the day.
That's our new US Attorney General Merrick Garland

Posted by: Killer Biden at March 12, 2021 01:50 PM (3aI0K)

452 Either ace has a long post coming or he fell asleep or you people were bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM


Or the shelves finally got him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2021 01:50 PM (/e6gk)

453 188 Meanwhile, Gateway Pundit has this unbelievable story. A young Alabama husband, father, injured Iraq war vet had the FBI descend on his home in a TANK with a turret, ransacked his home, making his young wife and three y.o. son sit outside for nearly eight hours, and have arrested him because he attended the January 6 rally as security with the Oath Keepers. He was never inside the Capitol. He's being held in DC without bail for being there. Link: https://tinyurl.com/jk4fx9f4


Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

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FBI pigs, hope antifa goes after them next.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at March 12, 2021 01:50 PM (eMEkg)

454 Posted by: Uncle Rick at March 12, 2021 12:34 PM (48/MM)

Dear me, And my uncles have always been so much pleasanter.

"Why didn't you do anything?" sounds like-I don't know-an FBI agent provocateur trying to stir up trouble??

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2021 01:51 PM (VP4Cd)

455 Nood party t!ts

Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2021 01:52 PM (U1eOr)

456 449 Many cops are dicks. It goes with the territory. But I run into a bunch locally and the good ones are good people.

I think it's like anything else. They're not a bloc that are on our side or not on our side. You just gotta hope you end up dealing with a good one.

The state police on the other hand are roundly despised even by the local guys. I had one local tell me the troopers are "penises in hats".
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:49 PM (uEbPt)

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All cops are pigs, fuck em; they can go to hell.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at March 12, 2021 01:52 PM (eMEkg)

457 >>> Husband and I were discussing this: when CW2 comes who is going to be in charge of the military weapons? He thinks there might be some non crazy leftists inside the military but I really doubt it. And they will have lots of toys to play with.
Posted by: Megthered at March 12, 2021 01:41 PM (SM/op)


In CW1 the democrats purposely misdirected arms and supplies away from their normal places south into planned supply areas for the Dems. Grant wrote about this in some detail in his autobiography.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2021 01:52 PM (J8bDE)

458 "Do you regard assaults on federal courthouses or other federal properties as acts of domestic extremism or domestic terrorism?" Hawley asked.In his answer, Garland appeared to draw a distinction between the protesters in places like Portland and those that sought to disrupt the counting of electoral votes at the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol."An attack on a courthouse while in operation, trying to prevent judges from trying cases, that plainly is domestic extremism, domestic terrorism," Garland said. "An attack simply on a government property at night or under other circumstances is a clear crime, and a serious one, and should be punished.""Both are criminal," Garland added, "but one is a core attack on our democratic institutions."

Posted by: Killer Biden at March 12, 2021 01:52 PM (3aI0K)

459 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

Eh, I get people telling me I'm wrong all the time. I'm pretty vocal about things I think are happening or will happen so that's no surprise.

Some are real assholes about it though. I find the less of a dick they are with their opinion, the more likely they will be to come back and eat humble pie.

The dicks, OTOH, act like nothing happened, and then continue being dicks.

Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01:53 PM (uEbPt)

460 The state police on the other hand are roundly despised even by the local guys. I had one local tell me the troopers are "penises in hats".
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2021 01

At previous job state police would come in looking to meet somebody for a meeting. They would swagger in looking in each cube finally bark at somebody where is X or the conference room. Basically, trying to intimidate people. Fuck that, I'd take my time answering and send them to the wrong conference room.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2021 01:55 PM (ZN7T5)

461 441 They won't fuck around once the gun bans go into effect. We'll see military vehicles roll up and put XXmm shells into houses of White Christian Nationalists in the ATF background check registry who won't answer their door.

To which I said yesterday that they only need to publicly blow away a few deplorables and the rest will trip over themselves to turn in their scary boomsticks.

I was told I am wrong, but I don't think I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 12, 2021 01:48 PM (2JVJo)


Some will, some won't. Some of those who don't do so right away will eventually be pressured by wives/husbands to turn-in the weapons. And some wives will decide they never want to be visited by SWAT - sometime while hubby is away, they will call the police and say, "please come get my husband's banned items."

Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2021 01:56 PM (AMIL/)

462 How do foreign leaders take to talking to the cackling Commie?

Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 02:03 PM (S1hrL)

463 Yes, his wife has documentation of everything. The prosecutor wanted him out on bail, but it was denied "by higher-ups." Kind of like the leader of Cowboys For Trump being held without bail in DC. They are just sitting in cells rotting, while antifa and BLM run wild. The Dems and FBI have it out for any and all Trump supporters.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 12, 2021 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

IMHO, if the conspiracy nuts are right one of these "insurrectionists" will be the one who plays the role of Lee Harvey Oswald jr. this time.
What a narrative. Hater finally gets out on bail and the first thing he does is perforate the preezy with a well aimed 150 yd shot.
Never mind asking how anyone gets a firearms within 150, just a security snafu, move along. It'll never happen again after we melt them all down.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2021 02:05 PM (z79tQ)

464 How do foreign leaders take to talking to the cackling Commie?
Posted by: Ziba at March 12, 2021 02:03 PM (S1hrL)

first answer; who can talk with their mouth full?


Second answer; Cacklin' commie, make me smile,
girl if it lasts for an hour, then it's alright...

Posted by: Neil Cubic Zirconium at March 12, 2021 02:10 PM (z79tQ)

465 The VA State Police used to setup a speed trap to give tickets to Alex City police (on Eisenhower Ave), they were despised.

Posted by: Jean at March 12, 2021 02:33 PM (Xih1H)

466 Come on Man!
Y'all know the real date is April 3rd.
That date is 4/3/21
Insurrectionists love significant dates.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2021 12:38 PM (axyOa)

Started taking bets on whether the Biden Adm. is calendaring some "common sense" gun "safety" laws to take effect on April 19. That's a significant date.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 12, 2021 02:55 PM (hKi6n)

467 AFFF and fire hoses. Great for crowd control. And some of them could most definitely probably use the shower.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at March 12, 2021 03:34 PM (SqpTW)

468 Ref comment # 225 : What is "Oath Keepers" and why is the FBI going crazy about it? - Posted by: Huck Follywood
Mainly ex military who feel their oaths never expire. - Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2021 12:57 PM
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See the West Point CTC (2012) publication "Challengers from the Sidelines - Understanding America's Violent Far-Right", which labeled Returning Military as potential threats to Obama's Glorious New Thousand-Year Global-Leftist Reich. They still believe this. That's why they've seized on the Capitol Riot as proof that we are *all* potential insurrectionists. They hate us for not being on board with the idea that THEY are the rightful Keepers and Guardians of Our Unified Planet. They think we should be DEEELIGHTED that they are the nomenklatura and we are the kulaks. And obviously anyone *not* believing that they are justly and necessarily our Eternal Elites is a potential terrorist and should probably be eliminated Just Because.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at March 12, 2021 06:20 PM (v5A0J)

469 Its the Proud boys and Trump trying to overthrow Xiden via armed insurrection!

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 12, 2021 07:02 PM (EcD5Y)

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