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Biden Speech

Biden is supposed to speak at 8pm. Or, rather, that's when they'll push "Play" on the already recorded, edited version of the speech his puppet masters wrote for him.


Apropos of nothing, enjoy the Ghana Funeral Dance meme for the dying leftist comic book industry at the beginning of this video.

Here's the media pushing Biden's narrative, quoting the lies in his speech.

Check out the media going all-in with an obviously-coordinated propaganda surge promoting the meme of "surge in mass shootings," deployed to coincide with Schumer's (and Kinzinger's) gun-control bill.

Biden says the police state might allow us to meet in small groups by July 4th.

Just another four months to flatten the curve. Maybe.

If we are servile and we obey our Ruling Class masters without question.

And still no press conference for Biden. Just more reading the teleprompter.


Deb Heine, Dissident
@NiceDeb

Biden repeats the #BlueAnon conspiracy theory that attacks on Asians are due to people blaming them for Covid (because of Trump). "Vicious hate crimes against Asian Americans being scapegoated" he says. The vast majority of these crimes are committed by black career criminals.

The Democrat-Media Propaganda Complex did the same thing with the spate of vicious Knockout Game attacks on Jews in New York -- claiming that the mostly black (some Hispanic) attackers were motivated by "white supremacy."

I'm tired of the lies.

We're all tired of the endless, remorseless lies.

We're nearing the end of politeness.


(I'll post the Quarantine Cafe shortly after this demented r@pist is off the air.)

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




Comments

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1 Where am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (a4EWo)

2 Prepare the peanut butter!

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM (TIEIK)

3 Biden said it best when he said "trunalimunumaprzure!" Words we should all try to live by.

Posted by: Bride of Frankenberry at March 11, 2021 07:43 PM (heVl4)

4 They're warming up the Biden automaton from the Hall of Presidents show.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

6 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)

7 Is it live, or is it, uh, the thing?

Posted by: Memorex at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (urf1n)

8 If Ace is going to actually watch this, we don't pay him enough.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (RzGcW)

9 15k democrats tuning in, 35M Republicans also.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (TIEIK)

10 Really. I'm out with Junior-ette birthday dinner. And top 10?

Posted by: BifBewalski - gaaaahhhh! at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (YGQN/)

11 So #TwoWeeks to flatten the curve was calculated in Bill Barr time.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Ojki1)

12 Also, Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

13 Hey listen, you bucktooth neanderthal morlocks, four months means four months....

And another thing......zzzzzzz.......

Posted by: Joe Biden, Vegetable Democrat at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (tjZg/)

14 >>>8 If Ace is going to actually watch this, we don't pay him enough.


you don't pay me enough, i'm not watching it

but I'll put up the thread so that the Cafe thread can be Biden-free.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (5+1A/)

15 "My fellow Amphetamines, we gather together tonight to celebrate the one year anniversary of the two week flattening of the curb."

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (TIEIK)

16 Biden:

Four score and seven minutes ago, my fore bears brought forth my incontinence.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

17 10 Really. I'm out with Junior-ette birthday dinner. And top 10?
Posted by: BifBewalski - gaaaahhhh! at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (YGQN/)

Andrew Cuomo killed everyone in the last thread.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (Ojki1)

18 Willowed but this is family business:

Tonypete, familia straight from Recuarro de Terme.
Posted by: Ben Had

Nice! We're from way down south - Sicily and Calabria.

I've never been back - I have the time now, I really need to go.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (Rvt88)

19 Browning 9mm 115 Grain FMJ 200 Rd; $120 (60 cpr); https://bit.ly/38xcqtk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (YYlyE)

20 4 They're warming up the Biden automaton from the Hall of Presidents show.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)


Scott Johnson from Powerline called him "The Gentleman from Madame Tussauds."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (PiwSw)

21 Is it live, or is it, uh, the thing?
Posted by: Memorex at March 11, 2021 07:44 PM (urf1n)

Are you any relation to the stuff they make bolt-on boobehs from, Mammorex?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (mzC78)

22 >>>3 Biden said it best when he said "trunalimunumaprzure!" Words we should all try to live by.

speaking as a recently-confirmed SuperStraight man, I agree.

Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (5+1A/)

23 He or his handlers will address the need to destroy the Four Olds.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (49Dnm)

24 12 Also, Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

So it'll be just like the 'real' one.

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (Ojki1)

25 July 4th dovetails nicely with my prediction that Biden will be replaced on July 7th.

His parting gift to a greatful nation.

Asshole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (eFIOI)

26 I'm not watching because I've already been sedated and don't want to wreck the buzz.

Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (urf1n)

27 Reading the content like rookie

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (Cxk7w)

28 They're warming up the Biden automaton from the Hall of Presidents show.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

The animatronic brib'em is more alive than joe is.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88)

29 STAGE-FRIGHT SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (PfitC)

30 There's no way his handlers will let him speak live.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 07:47 PM (PisyI)

31 Deep Fake.

That's all it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (3H9h1)

32 So tonight's announcement by the meat puppet is going to be pre-recorded?

I wonder how many weeks it took his handlers to get sufficient video.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (TdMsT)

33 , Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the Hall of Presidents.

*

First black woman president who was neither black nor elected president.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (TIEIK)

34 Also, Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

They could just put a Kameltoe mask on a Hoover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (mzC78)

35 26 I'm not watching because I've already been sedated and don't want to wreck the buzz.
Posted by: f'd at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (urf1n)

Here's your earworm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

36 Sooo, are we about to find out how advanced CGI is?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (2SdPm)

37 Also what do you h8rs have against stereotypes of overly animated black women?

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (TIEIK)

38 There's no way his handlers will let him speak live.

Posted by: four seasons

I read that as speak jive.

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (arJlL)

39 Also what do you h8rs have against stereotypes of overly animated black women?
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce

We ain't got time for dat!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (Rvt88)

40 My allegiance is to the United States Constitution, as Amended, not to the US Federal Government.

Fuck Biden.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (i4CI5)

41 I have lifteda few coffins in my life, can't bea body in there, but those guys have some moves.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (Cxk7w)

42 That dancin coffin meme is great!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (5XK0y)

43 Lol JT

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (PisyI)

44 >>Also, Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the Hall of Presidents.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

Which president is she going to be in front of on her knees?

Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (HQ9Sl)

45 And it seems the networks are only giving China Joe 30 minutes and no extra analysis. I guess it's a Major speech woof woof.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (iDvKn)

46 The thing about the comic book video is that these hags got their positions purely as diversity hires and then they go parading round and mouthing off like they actually earned it.

Posted by: Political McGuffin at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (1MFjD)

47 Also, Holy Crap, barring an EMP/Coronal Mass
Ejaculation, there's probably gonna be a Kamala Harris automaton at the
Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

Will she be posed on her knees?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (MioLM)

48 Blah Blah Blah Trump's fault blah blah blah failure by previous admin blah blah blah Covid shots for all Americans blah blah blah safely opening schools by fall blah blah blah Trump bad blah blah blah.....

Posted by: DitkaCA at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (kVjCi)

49 For really important VIP's, the Ghana funeral guys hold the casket up with their schlongs.

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (arJlL)

50 That funeral dancers' music is one hell-uv-an earworm.

Posted by: davidt at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (5ZHS+)

51 This dystopia sux

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2021 07:51 PM (nUhF0)

52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper




Never a wrong time to hear some classic Ramones.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:51 PM (i4CI5)

53 I love the #SuperStraight thing. It's obviously really pissing off the cultural Marxists. They're really flailing about it. That's cool. Anything that angers them pleases me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2021 07:51 PM (3lW9V)

54 I wonder if the Ghana guys are celebrities there now

Posted by: DJ at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (O3/K+)

55 A major speech?

Oooohhh, it says fra-geel-ay. He must be Italian.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (kTF2Z)

56 Black funeral guys have all the fun.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (gjvwR)

57 14 you don't pay me enough, i'm not watching it

but I'll put up the thread so that the Cafe thread can be Biden-free.
Posted by: ace at March 11, 2021 07:46 PM (5+1A/)


Eh, good enough. I sent a few bucks.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (RzGcW)

58 Had to watch the funeral video first.

Sooo, are we about to find out how advanced CGI is?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 11, 2021 07:49 PM (2SdPm)


I'm hoping so! I've been predicting goolag would release their deep fake for months, they're making me look bad.

I'd love it if it went all Max Headroom - but even the deep fake would have to be pre-recorded. But it would sure come in handy for REAL pressers, where they ask any questions at all. Fuck, the dude can't even say "vanilla" or "I like cookies" without fucking it up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (46GDR)

59 I still can't believe he is president.

What a nightmare.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (PisyI)

60 love the #SuperStraight thing. It's obviously really pissing off the cultural Marxists. They're really flailing about it. That's cool. Anything that angers them pleases me.

*

The best part to me is that they insist on putting everyone in little boxes.

Okay. Fine. You win. Happy now?

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (TIEIK)

61 More Chinese Lung Aids deaths in the US than any other country in the WORLD! Of course, no one in the US has died of any other cause in the last year either. Murder/Suicide? Covid. Massive head trauma from a motorcycle wreck? Covid. Massive coronary? Yep, you guessed it. Covid. F*ck these people with a flaming pineapple wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (VNmG1)

62 Bring on the dementia and sundowning!

Posted by: Lost and confused at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (ufJfM)

63 This dystopia sux
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Dis dystopia, or dat dystopia ?

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (arJlL)

64 Andrew Cuomo killed everyone in the last thread.
Posted by: Bete


We've been dead for years after the end of Net Neutrality. This is just a simulation, or Hell.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (tjZg/)

65 i see the sergeant major of the army decided go to virtue signal and make an official tweet against tucker carlson.
all because he had the audacity to make some comment about chicks in combat or whatevs.
then the chief of staff piled on. great two fucking nit wits leading the army.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (qDlSW)

66 I want him to explain how masks stopped the flu but not the covids.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (TIEIK)

67 Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2021 07:50 PM (HQ9Sl)


Horde mind. It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (MioLM)

68 i see the sergeant major of the army decided go to virtue signal and make an official tweet against tucker carlson.
all because he had the audacity to make some comment about chicks in combat or whatevs.
then the chief of staff piled on. great two fucking nit wits leading the army.
Posted by: Jack Burton,

---

Figures.

My poor Army...

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (n27kQ)

69 Any bets Kameltoe is right beside him?

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (Cxk7w)

70 I love the #SuperStraight thing. It's obviously really pissing off the cultural Marxists. They're really flailing about it. That's cool. Anything that angers them pleases me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

It angers them becuase they know it's true. SO much fun. Punching back, twice as hard, with logic!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (L3Rsz)

71 The whole thing is a fucking joke. Think I'll go relax with my doggeh and a movie. See ya on the ONT.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (nxdel)

72 This kind of display makes you proud to be an American, I mean who else would have the nerve to fake a Presidential address!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (87oRe)

73 Ok, hit the tip jar just for Ace even thinking about watching Biden.

That could make a vein pop in the old forehead. And I just had to pay for a funeral!

Pay Ace now, pay Ace often. Just like voting yo!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (46GDR)

74 HORNADY MATCH 300 PRC 225 GR. ELD MATCH 20 RDS; $100 (500 cpr); https://bit.ly/2PWUVfC

Don't actually buy this. I'm just linking because it's incredible.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (YYlyE)

75 still can't believe he is president.

What a nightmare.

Posted by: four seasons

*

"know who's running the show now? Was the Epstein murder not enough for you?"

- the FBI

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (TIEIK)

76 >>Posted by: jakee308

Yup!

Posted by: Aviator at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (HQ9Sl)

77 We've had shitty presidents in the past, but the tentacles of government didn't reach into the nooks and crannies of everyday life like a gropey goomba Cthulhu.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

78 i'm minding my business watching tv and the commercials are all ghey couples with kids or mixed race couples and i'm trying to figure out if i'm supposed to notice this or not notice this

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (CqHIp)

79 I'm sorry that maternity flight suit thing was hilarious

I might be losing my mind or something tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (j9HX3)

80 > Black funeral guys have all the fun.

Ever been to a Pacific Islander funeral? They really do put the fun in funeral.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 07:55 PM (YYlyE)

81 78 i'm minding my business watching tv and the commercials are all ghey couples with kids or mixed race couples and i'm trying to figure out if i'm supposed to notice this or not notice this


I work in advertising

yeah you're supposed to notice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (j9HX3)

82 see the sergeant major of the army decided go to virtue signal and make an official tweet against tucker carlson.
all because he had the audacity to make some comment about chicks in combat or whatevs.
then the chief of staff piled on. great two fucking nit wits leading the army.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (qDlSW)

-------

And you wonder why we make fun of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

83 9:30 Club in Georgetown, Washington D.C. in 1987... smallish club scene, trendy. Ramones live.

Holy shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (3H9h1)

84 And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

85 73 Ok, hit the tip jar just for Ace even thinking about watching Biden.

That could make a vein pop in the old forehead. And I just had to pay for a funeral!

Pay Ace now, pay Ace often. Just like voting yo!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (46GDR)
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50 quatloos on the blood vessels of his left eye bursting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

86 66 I want him to explain how masks stopped the flu but not the covids.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (TIEIK)

Oh, you were in the vid call with my boss today as well?

Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Ojki1)

87 I'm sorry that maternity flight suit thing was hilarious

---

Yes, it was.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (n27kQ)

88 Biden, not Ace!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

89 I love the #SuperStraight thing. It's obviously really pissing off the cultural Marxists. They're really flailing about it. That's cool. Anything that angers them pleases me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

It angers them becuase they know it's true. SO much fun. Punching back, twice as hard, with logic!
Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (L3Rsz)


The poor kid who first posted this on Tik Tok had to delete his account because his parents were getting death threats.

Seriously, when can we start hurting these people for real?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (46GDR)

90 65 i see the sergeant major of the army decided go to virtue signal and make an official tweet against tucker carlson.
all because he had the audacity to make some comment about chicks in combat or whatevs.
then the chief of staff piled on. great two fucking nit wits leading the army.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (qDlSW)

In two weeks, I have required training concerning "extremism." I'm sure it will be....interesting. They will tell me I'm a racist and then tell me I'm an extremist and then denounce me, and then tell me to get back to work. Imagine what my response is likely to be.

This is your Army at work.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (okGHj)

91 Do we really know if sundown is going to be live or on memorex?

And if it is live, he probably slept all day and they drugged him up for this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:57 PM (85Gof)

92 Biden, not Ace!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)


Thanks for clarifying!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:57 PM (46GDR)

93 My poor Army...
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:54 PM (n27kQ)


It's almost like renaming it from the Department of War to the Department of Defense actually had a hidden meaning!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 07:57 PM (87oRe)

94 Seriously, when can we start hurting these people for real?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (46GDR)

You know what else is super straight? I'll give you a hint. The Biden junta is trying to take it away from me. Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:57 PM (okGHj)

95 Haha...CNN sez Biden is going to annouce that we can maybe have small July 4th celebrations this year.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (L3Rsz)

96 Yeah, not watching Joe.

Instead, watching the new Olga Kurylenko movie "Sentinelle".

So far in the first half hour Ms. Kurylenko has had a very convincing lesbian sex scene, so . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (i4CI5)

97 And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)



He's already pants off and ready to roll, as we all know... >8^P

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (ZSK0i)

98 I have to see this fvckhead once to see what they'll do to prop him up.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)

99 Long long day at work, I'm beat. I'm watching a golf tournament replay. Need to relax. You all who are watching, good luck keeping the ole blood pressure from going spiking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (WJGt1)

100 9:30 Club in Georgetown, Washington D.C. in 1987... smallish club scene, trendy. Ramones live.
---

My favorite club. I knew it back in its sticky gross heyday, but I do like the newer venue too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

101 In two weeks, I have required training concerning "extremism." I'm sure it will be....interesting. They will tell me I'm a racist and then tell me I'm an extremist and then denounce me, and then tell me to get back to work. Imagine what my response is likely to be.

This is your Army at work.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (okGHj)

You will then be required to denounce yourself.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (49Dnm)

102 This ain't the same Army what won WW II, matter of fact this ain't the same America that won WW II neither.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (gjvwR)

103 It's almost like renaming it from the Department of War to the Department of Defense actually had a hidden meaning!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (n27kQ)

104 84 And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

It was pretty clear when they posted that photo of him not wearing pants.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (okGHj)

105 >>>>And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...

How refreshing!

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (xPl2J)

106 minding my business watching tv and the commercials are all ghey couples with kids or mixed race couples and i'm trying to figure out if i'm supposed to notice this or not notice this

*

Yeah, we're pretty much just buying dvds and avoiding all that cancer.

I'm betting lots of parents don't want to introduce their kids to ANY sexuality until they have to begin discussing it. Definitely not because Steve and Roy are married on some 3rd rate Nickelodeon show.

But it's on purpose. If God let's us survive that long, the next big social push is going to be a horror show.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (TIEIK)

107 Willowed, but not that important:

Hey! Hold on there - contrary to the rules of this place, I'm a gentleman.


Well, most of the time.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 07:29 PM (Rvt8

A gentleman and a mathematician!

Posted by: InCali at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (9AFWN)

108 In two weeks, I have required training concerning "extremism." I'm sure it will be....interesting. They will tell me I'm a racist and then tell me I'm an extremist and then denounce me, and then tell me to get back to work. Imagine what my response is likely to be.

This is your Army at work.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (okGHj)

LOL, mine is tomorrow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (85Gof)

109 (July 4th celebrations WITH masks and social distancing.So just like last year. Curve flattening!)

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (L3Rsz)

110 I am so glad I got out when I did.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (n27kQ)

111 Holy moly, the MFM is dumb enough to copy and paste nearly identical, obviously "personalized for your state" headlines.


Can't we get a smarter class of ruling elites?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, super straight, super straight! at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (XKZwp)

112 And if it is live, he probably slept all day and they drugged him up for this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:57 PM (85Gof)


I'd be really surprised if it's live. They really can't keep drugging the guy up - and not a lot will take care of the sundowners anyway. That's like a double whammy.

We'll KNOW if it's not live, because they make sure we see something to PROVE it's live.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (46GDR)

113 You will then be required to denounce yourself.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (49Dnm)

Yes, there will be some denouncing. Probably not of me, but there will be some denouncing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (okGHj)

114 I'm sorry that maternity flight suit thing was hilarious

I might be losing my mind or something tho
Posted by: BlackOrchid

What scares me is that they have no idea how stupid they are.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (E0OEG)

115 Yeah I'm not watching. Heading out to dinner with the family.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (PFndM)

116 Biden at 5:00pm: "My fellow Americans..."

Biden at 5:05pm: "...the pandemoniumic is finally slowing..."

Biden at 5:10pm: "what was so great about Dr. Sousa anyway? All he did was invent the sousaphone or the microphone or something..."

Biden at 5:15pm: "flarple marple peepee!!..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

117 I work in advertising

yeah you're supposed to notice
Posted by: BlackOrchid

If, at the end of the piece, you can't figure out what the product being pitched is, is that considered a successful ad?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (Rvt88)

118 Awright back to Freaks and Geeks. Enjoy the puppet show, peeps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

119 And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...
-------
Oh no! The camera is on? Don't look everybody!

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)

120 LOL, YT WH page: 327 upvotes, 3.4k down.

Most popular president in the history of the world ebbybody!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (46GDR)

121 I love the #SuperStraight thing. It's obviously really pissing off the cultural Marxists. They're really flailing about it. That's cool. Anything that angers them pleases me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

#metoo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (nUhF0)

122 Can't we get a smarter class of ruling elites?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, super straight, super straight! at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (XKZwp)

Apparently not. How's Pooky doing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (PFndM)

123 Rumor has it the National Guard in DC ain't exactly happy about their current mission. Notice how you don't see/hear any "man on the street" interviews?

The only mouthpiece for that shit show is up on high.

Those Soldiers want to go home, return to their day to day lives. Instead they're being used as props, and they know it. Yet, the brass up top is all in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (3H9h1)

124 They've got DC walled off with proletarian guards.

They don't give a shit if you think it's live or not.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (TIEIK)

125 bonhomme @ 80- I have seen a yootoob of of either a Maori funeral.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (gjvwR)

126 So far in the first half hour Ms. Kurylenko has had a very convincing lesbian sex scene, so . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (i4CI5)

Did you fast-forward the VCR lickety-split?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (mzC78)

127 How will we know if this is live or pre-revorded?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (TdMsT)

128 119 And Stelter starts masturbating in front of the TV in 3... 2... 1...
-------
Oh no! The camera is on? Don't look everybody!
Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)

.............

No worries. Most people don't hold a microscope up to their tv's.

Posted by: Molly k. at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (tvoIf)

129 If, at the end of the piece, you can't figure out what the product being pitched is, is that considered a successful ad?


I don't even want to get into this but ... all we care about is that our accounts are paying us.

I literally have zero idea HOW they are doing it, but they seem quite flush at the moment.

I get the feeling the large advertisers aren't too worried about branding any longer. not in the traditional sense. (can be taken in multiple definitions of "traditional")

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (j9HX3)

130 He hasn't started yet I can feel the Unity flowing out of plasma tv screen and washing over me, refreshing my soul!

Oops that was only the heat of the plasma screen...

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (AMIL/)

131 The CSAF is Gen Charlie Brown, the most fitting moniker for the 20s military. When the military does turn its guns against the militant normals, at least we will be up against fat, dumb, garrisoned, and woke. As a veteran I can truly say it is not my team anymore.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (3+zvQ)

132 This senile old fuck is going to go on air and try to claim his month in office is why everyone is getting vaccinated, despite the fact he's doing no better than Trump, other than how the Dem states are no longer attempting to thwart the rollout by limiting by race and arresting those who are actually trying to vaccinate the vulnerable.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (sgKFs)

133 Biden starts with a lie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

134 Bwahahahaa! FIRST WORD!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (46GDR)

135 My fellow Americans, toligh...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (PiwSw)

136 Me so ronrey

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (46GDR)

137 He's big on the collective.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (L3Rsz)

138 I get the feeling the large advertisers aren't too worried about branding any longer. not in the traditional sense. (can be taken in multiple definitions of "traditional")
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (j9HX3)


I remember the hell out of the herding cats ad, but damned if I ever knew what it was selling.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (okGHj)

139 Fucking Liar from the get go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (wpta/)

140 The best thing about "Super Straight" is this.

List of straight guys who would be super OK with knowingly dating trannies:

Eddie Murphy, supposedly.
...
...
maybe some drunk dudes?

List of straight guys who would not be OK with that:

Everyone else.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (RzGcW)

141 Biden starts with a lie
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)



Which was?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:03 PM (85Gof)

142 Light in the darkness. Rayciss!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (L3Rsz)

143 5 minutes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (46GDR)

144 TL;DL Trump did nothing. I did everything. Peace out.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PiwSw)

145 Did you fast-forward the VCR lickety-split?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (mzC7

Do people still have VCR's?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

146 Has he pissed his Depends yet?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (okGHj)

147 Do do oo got card
In pocket

Posted by: Lost and confused at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (ufJfM)

148 Nobody's talking about how, if we're afraid of Biden having the nuclear launch codes, how do the Russians feel about it?

Posted by: Stonn at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (4dO7K)

149 aren't we worried that Biden's speech may undermine faith in the nato alliance?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (sleTW)

150 That he is POTUS?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (sd8p8)

151 Do people still have VCR's?


ha ha Jordan we went over this the other day

apparently some people have three!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (j9HX3)

152 128 No worries. Most people don't hold a microscope up to their tv's.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (tvoIf)


The excellence of this comment deserves to be acknowledged.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (RzGcW)

153 He's a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (46GDR)

154 Some day a real hard fighting war will break out and Leftists will find combat isn't exactly the right place for women.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (Cxk7w)

155 108 In two weeks, I have required training concerning "extremism." I'm sure it will be....interesting. They will tell me I'm a racist and then tell me I'm an extremist and then denounce me, and then tell me to get back to work. Imagine what my response is likely to be.

This is your Army at work.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 11, 2021 07:56 PM (okGHj)

LOL, mine is tomorrow.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (85Gof)

ours is next week. i read the air force's version. its all about how we straights beat up the gheys.
whatever.
if they make me teach this bullshit i'll put the ol burton spin on it. 1. never drive faster than i can see. 2. its all in the reflexes.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (qDlSW)

156 Those Soldiers want to go home, return to their day to day lives. Instead they're being used as props, and they know it. Yet, the brass up top is all in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (3H9h1)

A mutiny would be sweet...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (mzC78)

157 Cadaver-In-Chief on the tube and the Smell-O-Vision scent is ........embalming fluid.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (MC6bc)

158 He sure is spouting lots of malarckey.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)

159 He hasn't started yet I can feel the Unity flowing out of plasma tv screen and washing over me, refreshing my soul!

Oops that was only the heat of the plasma screen...
Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM

Ahhh no.
See Stelter comments above.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (axyOa)

160 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61

2 with DVD players too.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (E0OEG)

161 Ah yes, the Scranton card....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

162 Herding badly?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:05 PM (46GDR)

163 Scranton, drink.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (E0OEG)

164 Scraton was so hard .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (wpta/)

165 Screencap of Biden talking...
https://tinyurl.com/yps59d4u

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (iDvKn)

166 TIL that zombies can talk

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (RzGcW)

167 FYI Scranton hates this fucktard

he's ALL DELAWARE they can have him

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (j9HX3)

168 Only math illiterates use "and" between thousands and hundreds and between hundreds and tens.

Like Joe did.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (AMIL/)

169 ha ha Jordan we went over this the other day

apparently some people have three!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (j9HX3)

I miss all the good stuff!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (PFndM)

170 You know the Oval Office smells like Vicks Vapor Rub and feces.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (TIEIK)

171 Lord..he is so insane.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (L3Rsz)

172 I literally have zero idea HOW they are doing it, but they seem quite flush at the moment.

I get the feeling the large advertisers aren't too worried about branding any longer. not in the traditional sense. (can be taken in multiple definitions of "traditional")
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:02 PM (j9HX3)

if it isn't the market paying for these adverts then its you and me- i.e. the taxpayer. probably some kind of diversity initiative from some non profit that got a govt contract. seen too many of those- they be real

Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (qDlSW)

173 Couldn't watch joe's speech even if I wanted to. The small clips I view here just make me sad. Not for him, but what has happened to our country. Really glad to be a lifelong Texas resident but I fear what is inevitable. Glad we relocated outside city limits. Blessed to be around so many like minded, hard working folks.
My daily commute to work is a bit over 200 miles round trip. They say I'm crazy. I am crazy but I don't care. It's almost like therapy for me.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (JT4+z)

174 Screencap of Biden talking...
https://tinyurl.com/yps59d4u
Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 08:06 PM (iDvKn)


Why he had to take his mask off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (46GDR)

175 I love how they act like they're not the ones who ruined millions of peoples' lives.

I hope I live long enough to see these people hang.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (j3npP)

176 Anyone put together a bloopers cut with all the pregnant pauses, staring off into space, unawareness, lying, stammering and depends soiling because I'd take a peek at that. I'm not wasting time on a complete speech from that lying, election stealing, dementia riddled figurehead for the deep state junta.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (cCxiu)

177 Sci-fi idea. Human gets infested with spores and becomee an ambulatory tuber.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (lgiXo)

178 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

There's some digital box that does the same function, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (mzC78)

179 Playing the neandrathal card.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (L3Rsz)

180 What the actual fuck? Tell the governors to knock it the fuck off then you piece of shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (46GDR)

181 Can't watch. Whomever wrote this speech is severely depressed. Geebus.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:07 PM (E0OEG)

182 Can't we get a smarter class of ruling elites?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, super straight, super straight! at March 11, 2021 07:59 PM (XKZwp


Sorry my dear, this is the best we can do!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (87oRe)

183 He's leaning in trying to reach through those cables and screens and hug us...and smell the 'ettes hair.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (AMIL/)

184 Is he giving the speech anywhere that you can tell if it's day or night out?

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

185 What a bunch of mush mouth shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (wpta/)

186 So this was edited to death.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (ySQBZ)

187 [blurph]

He's going to play all de cards.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (46GDR)

188 what is the senile bastard saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (85Gof)

189 My God this guy is depressing.

Posted by: Java Joe at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (GYFvp)

190 I had to change the channel.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

191 Telling those black folks to lay off beating the Asians. In the middle of talking about covid. Okay, Joe. You weirdo.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

192 KILL ME NOW. Dear Lord, forgive me for hating my husband's entire family and my sister who voted for this demented husk.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

193 Those Soldiers want to go home, return to their day to day lives. Instead they're being used as props, and they know it. Yet, the brass up top is all in.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (3H9h1)


Seems to me that this is to our advantage as citizens if the brass ever commands them to attack us.

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (ofYez)

194 Telling those black folks to lay off beating the Asians. In the middle of talking about covid. Okay, Joe. You weirdo.
Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

For real?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (85Gof)

195 Somebody said rape and I thought this might be a Biden thread.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (03n3v)

196 The medici series on Netflix is good

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (ySQBZ)

197 Sleepy joe is telling us the truth!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (L3Rsz)

198 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

199 Here come de mumblezes

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (46GDR)

200 so I mean ... how exactly IS the matrix/sim right now?

kind of broken?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (j9HX3)

201 How will we know if this is live or pre-revorded?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:01 PM (TdMsT)


Old: Is it live or memorex?

New: Is it live or is it animatronic?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (87oRe)

202 This ain't the same Army what won WW II, matter of fact this ain't the same America that won WW II neither.
Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 07:58 PM (gjvwR)


After Pearl Harbor guys went to the recruiting stations and signed up.

If that were to happen today there'd be an argument on Twitter about what Japan was trying to tell us.Jonah Goldberg would say the US was mean for cutting them off from oil and scrap metal.David French would tell us that real Christians hate the Japanese and should apologize to the fighter pilots that got shot down at Pearl.And John Kerry would go to Tokyo to bow and scrape and give them a pallet of money.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (MioLM)

203 Why don't they just deep fake his appearances?

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (ofYez)

204 Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (46GDR)

205 191 Telling those black folks to lay off beating the Asians. In the middle of talking about covid. Okay, Joe. You weirdo.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:08 PM (L3Rsz)

Yeah do they really want people to look into that further? I don't think so.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (j3npP)

206 For real?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well, he didn't say black folk, but yeah.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (L3Rsz)

207 Him make no sense

Posted by: Lost and confused at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (ufJfM)

208 Prepare the peanut butter!
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 07:42 PM


Always appropriate.

Posted by: Jasper P. at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (DMUuz)

209 Well, I guessed right. He's pissing me off already.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (+ya+t)

210 Is he winding around to some point to this use of prime-time time? Probably that were all closet racists.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (AMIL/)

211 Just tell me the truth.

Biden's got a long, documented history of not telling the truth.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (YYlyE)

212 SUM TING WONG SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (PfitC)

213 198 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)


Wut. I threw mine away during my recent move.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (RzGcW)

214 What a dusty old cadaver.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (L3Rsz)

215 Why don't they just deep fake his appearances?
Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (ofYez)


I don't think they've perfected it. But it'd still look/sound more real than this.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (46GDR)

216 The Liar in Chief is talking about truth.

Everything coming out of his mouth is a steaming pile.

Posted by: Java Joe at March 11, 2021 08:10 PM (GYFvp)

217 if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

Wow. I might have a DVD/VCR combo in storage somewhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (PFndM)

218 He just said there was nothing he could do. He just can't stop lying. Well, the puppetmasters can't.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (46GDR)

219 Exactly zero fucks given what the senile old fuck has to say. I have ignored all things Rona for months. I go where i want with whom I want and LOLGF at masks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (0duUu)

220 You fucking Liar, you didn't do shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (wpta/)

221 I am not watching this speech, but I hope all 50 million people who actually voted for Biden are watching.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (RzGcW)

222 SQUINT at the teleprompter.


I'm on mute, have no interest in Susan rice's lies

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (ySQBZ)

223 why is he speechifying?
will he resign?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (nUhF0)

224 Is it really him giving the speech or is this a Trey Parker/Matt Stone effort?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (HyD8c)

225 Why don't they just deep fake his appearances?
--------
How would we know it isn't right now?

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (+ya+t)

226 On guns:

God and I aren't exactly on the best of terms since my last deployment, but Jesus said it: let he who is without a sword sell his cloak and buy one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (cvNl1)

227 I'm not watching the speech. Not my president, not even entitled to the barest courtesy except that extended to an old man who needs supervised care. It's all lies anyway, delivered by a muppet for the regime that fears the free citizenry, to the point of posting troops in the Capitol.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (W+kMI)

228 Any mention of the 150,000 people Joe's killed with Wuhan since Jan. 22nd??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (iDvKn)

229 So Johnson and Johnson is getting hte big covid bucks. Hooray! Sorry sleepy..not taking yer shots.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (L3Rsz)

230 All this shit was already taken care of. What total crap.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (46GDR)

231 I hope I live long enough to see these people hang.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

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May not see them hang in this life, but you will definitely see them judged in the next.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (n27kQ)

232 Glad somebody is watching this so I don't have to and that hockey is on.

Posted by: Shooter McGaviin at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (VH41w)

233 Vaccinators?

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (E0OEG)

234 His eyes are dark, empty dots on his face.


Lord forgive me, I wish he'd stroke out right now. Give us Kamala and let the national nightmare kick into second gear.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (ptqGC)

235 Please, please fall down on live TV shithead!

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (PisyI)

236 Why don't they just deep fake his appearances?
Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (ofYez)


Sadly, I think this is the best deep fake possible, they sure spent enough taxpayer dollars to prepare this!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (87oRe)

237 America needs to learn to obey.

Posted by: squid_hunt at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (B0mGw)

238 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM


I can build you a display that flashed 12:00 for half of that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (DMUuz)

239 This guy is so petty. It's just so gross how Dems continue to blame Trump for covid, then refuse to give him any credit for getting a vaccine in record time.

Posted by: Biancaneve at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (hkMx0)

240 Really think turn him into a Max Headroom, they seem to be able to do it for dead actors

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (Cxk7w)

241 I'm impressed. 10 minutes in. He's been pumped alright - and this was also recorded 5 hours ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (46GDR)

242 198 Do people still have VCR's?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:04 PM (PFndM)

if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

I got a combination TV/VCR/DVD player. Bought it in 2002.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (49Dnm)

243 SQUINT at the teleprompter

*

I always enjoy that part.

It was part of what I liked the most about Trump, too. He actually knew what he believed and could talk about it at any time because he actually believed it.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (TIEIK)

244
God and I aren't exactly on the best of terms since my last deployment, but Jesus said it: let he who is without a sword sell his cloak and buy one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, single and SuperStraight at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM


those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (aSDzn)

245 Joe has been asleep for 2 hours at least.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (0duUu)

246 This is pissing me off and I'm not even watching the speech. Going to go watch some mindless TV.BBL

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (sd8p8)

247 Thanks to Trump, you ninny.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (L3Rsz)

248 The guy that owns Texas Motor Speedway did more to get shots to people than the Gov't ever did.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (wpta/)

249
Wow. I might have a DVD/VCR combo in storage somewhere.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:11 PM (PFndM)


Yeah. I got two in the garage.

**smiles**

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (axyOa)

250 May not see them hang in this life, but you will definitely see them judged in the next.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:12 PM (n27kQ)


SMH, I am really hoping I won't be anywhere near the place they are going to be judged!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (87oRe)

251 I can build you a display that flashed 12:00 for half of that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2021 08:13 PM (DMUuz)

I have a ten-dollar coffee maker that does that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (mzC78)

252 Yea... we're not watching this fake. Don't care what lies he tells, it won't matter. The press will tell us this was a "monumental departure from OrangeManBad" and all those "mean tweets."

Which means exactly jack shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (3H9h1)

253 See the light coming in through the windows on the back right side? Is it still sunny in DC?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (46GDR)

254 Everyone in DC knows that Biden is an idiot and even more so now that he has progressive dementia. It's like everyone in Hollywood knew Rock Hudson was gay long before it became common knowledge.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

255 if in working order they are worth big bucks.
Last bid I saw online for one was $900.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)

cool, I have a couple in the basement

Posted by: CN at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (ONvIw)

256 Oh gosh...the shallow sentimentality of this idiot is sickening.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (L3Rsz)

257 Kamala makes Meghan Markle look like Einstein

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (ySQBZ)

258 What about schools Joe?

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (AMIL/)

259 239 This guy is so petty. It's just so gross how Dems continue to blame Trump for covid, then refuse to give him any credit for getting a vaccine in record time.

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also libs: worship fauci like their gay god.

also also libs: forget that fauci advised trump, so all trump delusional hate is really blaming fauci

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (sleTW)

260 Shots in arms!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (L3Rsz)

261 254 Everyone in DC knows that Biden is an idiot and even more so now that he has progressive dementia. It's like everyone in Hollywood knew Rock Hudson was gay long before it became common knowledge.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)


That doesn't seem quite as consequential, though.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (RzGcW)

262 How long after this speech does Trump release a statement?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)

263 This "two companies working together" wankery is ridiculous. I've been in meetings where two development teams from the same division were doing a project together. It takes mountains of planning and revisiting basic processes that everyone was already doing, but now have to be re-examined to make sure everyone works together smoothly.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (YYlyE)

264 Joe has been asleep for 2 hours at least

*

Hahaha

"tell me how my speech went tomorrow!"

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (TIEIK)

265 Jen Rubbin is moaning as she watches.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (lgiXo)

266 All adults vaccinated by vacinators no later than May 1.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (L3Rsz)

267 i see the sergeant major of the army decided go to virtue signal and make an official tweet against tucker carlson.

all because he had the audacity to make some comment about chicks in combat or whatevs.

then the chief of staff piled on. great two fucking nit wits leading the army.


Posted by: Jack Burton, who is Super Straight at March 11, 2021 07:53 PM (qDlSW)

Oh so, the prohibition against speaking about politics while in uniform and/or on duty has been lifted, then? No? Well, even if it isn't, some smartasses (which would be the entirety of Pooky's old career field) are going to act like it has, use this as precedent when they get reprimanded for it and laugh when they get kicked out..

Posted by: pookysgirl, super straight, super straight! at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (XKZwp)

268 "tonight" make sure you say "tonight" joe.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (46GDR)

269 People said Biden's 100million in 100 days was over the top?

This idiot.

*shakes head*

Trump was already meeting that goal.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (YYlyE)

270 How long after this speech does Trump release a statement?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Half an hour.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (L3Rsz)

271 We're approaching the 15 minute mark, it should start wearing off soon.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (46GDR)

272 See the light coming in through the windows on the back right side? Is it still sunny in DC?

*

Heck, it's already dark in the central time zones.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (TIEIK)

273 Vaccinators!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (wpta/)

274 Are we supposed to be searching day and night for a vaccinator?

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (L3Rsz)

275 OOH! A new website! Do we get a new logo for the new website?!?!?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (46GDR)

276 Ooooooooooh, a new government website. That's bigtime, baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (YYlyE)

277 Posted by: clutch cargo

yes.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (E0OEG)

278 Compare this speech to any one of Trump 's.
Any. One.
Gawd.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (axyOa)

279 And the new website only cost $275 billion.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Curse you VACCINATOR!

Posted by: Skeletor at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (46GDR)

281 Gonna tell us what we can and CANNOT do. Right, sleepy.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (L3Rsz)

282 He needs me, he really needs me!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (PiwSw)

283 Good lord, my 17 year old ca put up a website by 8:45. It's not a big accomplishment

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (ySQBZ)

284 Is he gonna' talk about the shit he's fucked up?...like gas prices, maybe?

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (AwYPR)

285 "Now for the fun part... I WANT THE GUNS!!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)

286 Majority of K-8 open? Is this iteration three of this talking point?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (YYlyE)

287 What this guy just said?....It's ALL bullshit!

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (MC6bc)

288 Shoukd I be loading magazines?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)

289 Compare this speech to any one of Trump 's.
Any. One.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes

Yup..it's really astonishing, the difference.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (L3Rsz)

290 All adults vaccinated by vacinators no later than May 1.

*

Nah, bruh. Imma wait for a few more years and take my chances on this cold virus with a 99.6% survival rate.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (TIEIK)

291 "LOL, YT WH page: 327 upvotes, 3.4k down."

At least this time they remembered to turn comments off. Effing commies.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (SWbVS)

292 See the light coming in through the windows on the back right side? Is it still sunny in DC?

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No.
It's o-dark-thirty here in the CST time zone.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (n27kQ)

293

*wonders if this is pre-recorded...

Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (JilQx)

294 Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:16 PM (TIEIK)

You can tell it's sunlight because the angle is slowly changing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (46GDR)

295 Independence Day in commie USA.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (L3Rsz)

296 How am I going to help my neighbors get vaccinated?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (YYlyE)

297 Shoukd I be loading magazines

*

They should be stored loaded. Saves a lot of room.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (TIEIK)

298 Attacks on Asians are purely black. My family knows this. It's been fact for 20, 30 years.

Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (8erNz)

299 All adults vaccinated by vacinators no later than May 1.
Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (L3Rsz)

Not this one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (PFndM)

300 Ooooooooooh, a new government website. That's bigtime, baby.
Posted by: bonhomme

I'm sure it will be as useful as the Obamacare website.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (E0OEG)

301 No.
It's o-dark-thirty here in the CST time zone.
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (n27kQ)


Looks like this was recorded about 3:30-4pm DC time.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (46GDR)

302 FAUCI!!!!

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (AwYPR)

303 How am I going to help my neighbors get vaccinated?
Posted by: bonhomme

Hold em down and hog tie 'em.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (L3Rsz)

304 Vaccinator 2 : First Blood

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (ySQBZ)

305 Shoukd I be loading magazines?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (Q87rR)


NEWSWEEK SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (PfitC)

306 *wonders if this is pre-recorded...
Posted by: Zettai

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Yes.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (n27kQ)

307 I want to shove a pillow in his face.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (wpta/)

308 Listen to Fauci!

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (L3Rsz)

309 You can tell it's sunlight because the angle is slowly changing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:18 PM (46GDR)

You could probably spot the edits from sudden shifts in angle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (mzC78)

310 I everyone I know is vaccinated can I celebrate Independence Day without wearing two masks, Joe?


Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (AMIL/)

311 Laying down the groundwork for the next house arrest/wuflu.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (puu6v)

312 The first vaccinators were easy to spot. The new ones...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (kTF2Z)

313 Listen to Dr Fauci, who has taken every side of every issue.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (YYlyE)

314 So, they're not safe. Got it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (46GDR)

315 307 I want to shove a pillow in his face.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM (wpta/)


He might not even notice.

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (RzGcW)

316 Ooooooooooh, a new government website. That's bigtime, baby.

*

$300M, and made by a Canadian company.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (TIEIK)

317 No sleepy...I will NOT comply. We have no national unity.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (L3Rsz)

318 Assuming that the Feds are picking up the cost of the National Guard forces, their states are making a profit
in that costs the state would have carried on their own are now being billed out to Washington. I have seen the state Guard headquarters lobbying Forces Command to get their piece of big deployments. I assume this is no different.

Some of the troops there are pawns who want to go home. Others make more money in uniform than they make as civilians, and they are more than happy to be on duty as much as possible.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 11, 2021 08:20 PM (BMmaB)

319 No masks by July 4?

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (AwYPR)

320 The first vaccinators were easy to spot.


They had rubber skin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (Q87rR)

321 Threatening your freedom.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (L3Rsz)

322 Don't let "open" fool you. They don't mean with teachers or 5 days a week.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (ySQBZ)

323 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21pcjgFdI5U
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Anybody else waiting for the Biden video where he goes full-on Max Headroom?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (W+kMI)

324 Get the vaccine AND keep socially distanced AND wear masks?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (YYlyE)

325 Die, die horribly. Sobbing, preferably on fire. Some screams would be nice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (46GDR)

326 Resist!

Posted by: Java Joe at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (GYFvp)

327 I can confirm that it's pitch black here in DC. I put my outside lights on a little after 6.

I don't know how you guys can watch it. I know it's Lent but that's a really huge sacrifice.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (/669Q)

328 NATIONAL UNITY!!!
NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, OR ELSE


MOAR LOCKDOWN.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (z79tQ)

329 I am waiting for a vaccine that is made from dead viruses. I am not going with the mRNA shit.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (2BZBZ)

330 265 Jen Rubbin is moaning as she watches.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at March 11, 2021 08:15 PM (lgiXo)

This glorious man has his finger on my pulse.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (HgGBT)

331 More gushy sentimentality. Puke. In a whispy voice.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (L3Rsz)

332 Here's the speech I want Joe Biden to make.

"You know and I know that our side cheated. You think the American people elected me, in this condition? C'mon, man!"

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (RzGcW)

333 You won't be safe after being vaccinated until I'm vaccinated, because that's how vaccines work.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (TIEIK)

334 Fuck you Joe. My Independence is different.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (+ya+t)

335 What's weird to me is the Sgt Major of the Army is artillery but he's got all the SOF training and designations.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

336 Well, he's right there. We've lost faith in our gov't GOOD and hard.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (L3Rsz)

337 We saved our Democracy.

By killing the Republic.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (2BZBZ)

338 Get the vaccine AND keep socially distanced AND wear masks?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:21 PM (YYlyE)


And wash your glands.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (46GDR)

339 Yes.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:19 PM



Tank you!

Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (JilQx)

340 Someone please hack the teleprompter!

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (xxG/v)

341 BTW, "independence from this virus" ???

Are we dependent on it now? For what?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (z79tQ)

342 lol Zettai.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (n27kQ)

343 American Rescue Pork Plan.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (L3Rsz)

344 Someone please hack the teleprompter!
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (xxG/v)
------

"And I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords."

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (/669Q)

345 FauxTUS

Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (AjwWO)

346 His 20 minute wall is coming up. He's doing pretty good, notice how WIDE OPEN his eyes are?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (46GDR)

347 Thank You PDT for making the vaccine a reality,

Even if I won't take it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (wpta/)

348 341 BTW, "independence from this virus" ???

Are we dependent on it now? For what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (z79tQ)


Political power.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (RzGcW)

349 America is coming back, baby. Properly socially distanced, in masks, and with shots in our arms!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (YYlyE)

350 Miss seeing Kamala at Skeletor's side holding his drool cup.....

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (MC6bc)

351 "two companies working together"
---------
Unfortunately, Joe means Johnson & Johnson by that.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (iDvKn)

352 >>> Hold em down and hog tie 'em.
Posted by: lizabth


I once did this to my dog because I was an idiot teenager with a little too much time on my hands. It shouldn't surprise anyone to learn that it really didn't end well.

Posted by: 496 at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (U1eOr)

353 "I'm tired of the lies.

We're all tired of the endless, remorseless lies."

You sure?

James Fields did nothing wrong.

And maybe, just maybe, a certain chosen two percent of the population that happen to be at the forefront of every Progressive cause in the last century, and make up the majority of Biden's cabinet despite being just two percent of the population...maybe these people aren't our friends.

While we're at it you can stop calling Communists fascists and stop being human Godwin's Law triggers. You're not going to win on the millionth time you say the Democrats are the real racists and/or Hitler. No one cares and it's a dead end political meme.

Nick Fuentes and AFPAC have the right idea. Pay attention.

Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (4UWkS)

354 Get vaccinated.
Posted by: GBS at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (ue69/

--------

Get stuffed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

355 Thank You PDT for making the vaccine a reality,

Even if I won't take it.
Posted by: Ben Had
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heh
yep

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (n27kQ)

356 Belief in Science! Guess what, Joe - the Mars rover designers didn't use math that says 2 + 2 may not equal 4.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (AMIL/)

357 His 20 minute wall is coming up. He's doing pretty good, notice how WIDE OPEN his eyes are?
Posted by: clutch cargo

Drugs, calling a lid until Monday.

Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (E0OEG)

358 344 Someone please hack the teleprompter!
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (xxG/v)
------

"And I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords."
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (/669Q)


"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (RzGcW)

359 Long dark years. Good grief.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (L3Rsz)

360 His speech writer wrote boring comic books.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (hJeGe)

361 Tick tock. They're on the run.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (uEbPt)

362 Nah, bruh. Imma wait for a few more years and take my chances on this cold virus with a 99.6% survival rate.

I had covid. Tested positive, then okay nothing, then a nasty week of 103degF fever and general aches and pains. Never lost my taste/smell though. Wasn't good, wasn't the worst thing I've ever experienced.

Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (8erNz)

363 Pork to beat the virus!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (YYlyE)

364 Someone please hack the teleprompter!
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (xxG/v)

Another fine product of Dominion Emoting Systems!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (mzC78)

365 Get vaccinated.
Posted by: GBS

---

Get bent.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (n27kQ)

366 Oops, looks like I copied a troll. Dammit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (kTF2Z)

367 I still wonder what cocktail allows him to read.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (ySQBZ)

368 Funding for the National Guard, or for that matter the regular Army has provisions for this type of shit. What the bean counters in the NG want is for the Soldiers stationed in DC to use up all of the allotments for contingency planning. That way the NG, as a whole, can get some sweet funding way above what they pissed away on the Capitol circus.

Somebody's getting new office furniture...

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (3H9h1)

369 The next person I meet who says they voted for this desiccated turd gets throat punched.

Posted by: Java Joe at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (wwV/H)

370 Drugs, calling a lid until Monday.
Posted by: Infidel

Or taped over the past week, in five minute segments, and edited together.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (L3Rsz)

371 So...I guess the Karens will feel good after this. Everyone not a Karen, not so much.

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (AMIL/)

372 I call this the asshole speech

Posted by: Pj at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (PEHk+)

373 Fuck you Joe.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (+ya+t)

374 oops

Thought it was a sock.

Oh well.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (l64hh)

375 I know, I shouldn't be watching Fox, but they made me LOL with the chyron "Biden should be finished; Tucker is on any minute" just now.

Posted by: ptschett at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (zB+vL)

376 No sleepy. We'll never join you, you cheater and thief.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (L3Rsz)

377 And wash your glands.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (46GDR)

It's glans.

Posted by: BifBewalski - watch out, that thing'll just go off! at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (VcFUs)

378 Nick Fuentes and AFPAC have the right idea.

Who?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:25 PM (Q87rR)

379 Get the vaccine AND keep socially distanced AND wear masks?
Posted by: bonhomme

And wash your glands.
Posted by: clutch cargo

And stand up straight, and don't talk with your mouth full.

Freedom! (whack!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (tjZg/)

380 Proposed, for the AoS Style Book:

MOTUS


Meatsack of the United States

Posted by: DB- just DB at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (iTXRQ)

381 Leave God out of it sleepy.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (L3Rsz)

382 20 minutes, the alarm is going off.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (46GDR)

383 "We don't know the long-term effects of this cold virus that doesn't appear to have any long-term effects, so the only obvious answer is to take this untested chemical to modify your genetics that is even younger than the COVID-19 virus. It's science."

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (Kt1w/)

384 This is the darkest period we've ever known?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (YYlyE)

385 The "Lean-in" is an awful oratory mechanism...

Add a dirty old bumbling white guy with a black mask - doubly awful

Posted by: Deeply Closeted Super Duper Straight at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (qR1pm)

386 That's WAS the United States of America.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (46GDR)

387 Joe Biden is insane.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (03n3v)

388 38K watching
39K watching
29K watching
18K watching

Comments are turned off and you know damn well they are suppressing the thumbs downs.

Posted by: .... at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (uEbPt)

389 @334:

Seriously. My fucking independence belongs to me, not grifting shitheel garbage hacks in D C., let alone this illegitimate fraud.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (puu6v)

390 I knew it! 20 fucking minutes. That's all the drugs are good for.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (46GDR)

391 You can just hear all of the wine moms, screaming out in unison: WEAR YOUR MASKS, DADDY SAID SO!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (eFIOI)

392 He was wearing a mask?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (4SwwV)

393 NO QUESTIONS!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (YYlyE)

394 Tito Puentes > Nick Fuentes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (PfitC)

395 Comments turned off on all feeds for the most popular, most voted for president in HISTORY.

Posted by: .... at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (uEbPt)

396 What, only one mask?

Posted by: Splunge at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (RzGcW)

397 Is it over?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (y7DUB)

398 Seriously. My fucking independence belongs to me, not grifting shitheel garbage hacks in D C., let alone this illegitimate fraud.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (l64hh)

399 NO QUESTIONS!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (YYlyE)


He can't. 20 minutes is his absolute stopping point. You can set a fucking watch to the dude.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:27 PM (46GDR)

400 Mute off

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (ySQBZ)

401 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work, but they must be emotionally and culturally hardened (haw haw haw) in order to do what needs to be done. Throwing a bunch of social-climber prima donnas and attention seeking OMGWTFBBQ+++ types into the shit isn't gonna end well.

Posted by: CppThis at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (zcf1k)

402 Seriously. My fucking independence belongs to me, not grifting shitheel garbage hacks in D C., let alone this illegitimate fraud.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

I am stealing this, because it is the truest thing.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (L3Rsz)

403 Did it fade to black or did we get to see him shuffle off?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (Q87rR)

404 Tucker just now:

Who are you talking to? We are a free people. This is a free country. How dare you tell us who we're allowed to spend the 4th of July with.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

405 378 Nick Fuentes and AFPAC have the right idea.

Who?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


They opened up for Devo at the 9:30 Club in '84.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2021 08:28 PM (WJGt1)

406 And maybe, just maybe, a certain chosen two percent of the population that happen to be at the forefront of every Progressive cause in the last century, and make up the majority of Biden's cabinet despite being just two percent of the population...maybe these people aren't our friends.
Posted by: Ruled By Mercenaries at March 11, 2021 08:24 PM (4UWkS)

People with big butts? What have you got against people with big butts?

Posted by: Stonn at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (4dO7K)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (WJGt1)

408 Norah O'Donnell's got an immanently slappable face, doesn't xe?

Posted by: Zettai at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (JilQx)

409 Tito Puentes > Nick Fuentes
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Tito Fuentes played second base for the Giants way back when.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (tjZg/)

410 PDT could walk into any tv station in America and without a single note talk for an hour on every subject this jackwad has mentioned and be factual, convincing, and remind us why it's great to be an American.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (axyOa)

411 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work, but they must be emotionally and culturally hardened (haw haw haw) in order to do what needs to be done. Throwing a bunch of social-climber prima donnas and attention seeking OMGWTFBBQ+++ types into the shit isn't gonna end well.
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This^^^^^^^

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (l64hh)

412 Norah O'Donnell's got an immanently slappable face, doesn't xe?

I'd dick slap her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:29 PM (Q87rR)

413 What's that brown liquid coming from his pant leg as he walks away?

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (+ya+t)

414 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work,

No not really.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (85Gof)

415 BTW, "independence from this virus" ???

Are we dependent on it now? For what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:22 PM (z79tQ)

Political power.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 11, 2021 08:23 PM (RzGcW)

Thanks Nan, I had forgotten, since I was thinking of We the People, not you The Corrupt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (z79tQ)

416 All TVs bought by Trumpsters until 2024 should have mandatory projectile vomit-proof screens.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (MC6bc)

417 I would dearly love Biden* to have a stroke eye, and the tv goes to hip hop group Tag Team "Boom, there it is, boom there it is. Sprinkles!"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (I58tH)

418 those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who do not Posted by Alton Jackson

Not if you mount those plowshares on the front bumper of an armored 18 wheeler with flamethrowers and rifle ports.

Posted by: Cledus Snow at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (cCxiu)

419 so are all the violent crimes against whites because of blueanon conspiracy theories about cops killing blacks for no reason, etc. etc. ?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 11, 2021 08:30 PM (sleTW)

420 Did sundown once mention the real villians in all this? The Chicoms?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (85Gof)

421 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work,

No not really.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It depends on the job.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (l64hh)

422 Amphetamines, Ritalin, caffeine...and maybe some really good crystal meth.

Hunter probably scored some for the Big Guy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (tjZg/)

423 I detest Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (TdMsT)

424 ok, someone give me a quick summary:
was he masked?
what did he sat, basically?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (nUhF0)

425 My response to President Meat Puppet....

FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (eFIOI)

426 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work,

No not really.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It depends on the job.
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:31 PM (l64hh)

There are very few women in front line combat units in Israel or Russia. And for that matter in the US Military.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (85Gof)

427 425 My response to President Meat Puppet....

FUCK. YOU.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (eFIOI)


Yes.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (TdMsT)

428 Vote harder! Please send money to help us fight for your freedom!

Posted by: NRSC ad tommorow at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (/6GbT)

429 PDT could walk into any tv station in America and without a single note talk for an hour on every subject this jackwad has mentioned and be factual, convincing, and remind us why it's great to be an American.
Posted by: Diogenes

And he'd completely mean it, unlike this platitudinous polyp known as joe.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (L3Rsz)

430 387 Joe Biden is insane.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 08:26 PM (03n3v)

I'm in what? How do I get out? C'mon man.

Posted by: President Joe C'mon Man Biden at March 11, 2021 08:32 PM (4dO7K)

431 So I just activated my treasury card for $600 Biden bucks. Let's get some hookers and cocaine, ya'll! Whoo!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (03n3v)

432 @423

I detest the people who stole our President and installed this worthless, vicious Meat Puppet in his place, more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (eFIOI)

433 Norah O'Donnell's got an immanently slappable face, doesn't xe?
Posted by: Zettai

Don't immanentize the Slapchaton!

Posted by: Miklos warns at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

434 Well he stood up for 20 minutes, I am inpressed...I mean FDR couldn't do that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (85Gof)

435 I detest Joe Biden.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

He's the poster child for all that is wrong in DC. Makes yer skin crawl.

Posted by: lizabth at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (L3Rsz)

436 Well he stood up for 20 minutes, I am inpressed...I mean FDR couldn't do that


In fairness, neither can Abbott the Boneless.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2021 08:34 PM (Q87rR)

437 My throat is sore from screaming at the television.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

438 Oooh, I mean, that speech was the absolute best first speech a President has ever made. Just incredible -- the power, the sincerity, the truth...

I'm in awe.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (PiwSw)

439 If we had a free and honest press, somebody might ask why Joe has never talked for much over 20 minutes. Every damned time it's 20 minutes. He used to be able to stand and bullshit for hours on end. Now?

What a repulsive, decrepit lying sack of shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (46GDR)

440 My throat is sore from screaming at the television.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

Much better to "watch" the speech here at the HQ.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (mzC78)

441 Did sundown mention it is mostly black guys attacking asians?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (85Gof)

442 Never confuse a soulless Russian broad with a purple haired antifa wannabe. Big mistake.

Posted by: Only Context at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (xEIoY)

443 @MattLaslo 22m

This real time Tucker Cam on Fox is a lot

https://tinyurl.com/yzcs3vox

Watch the 3rd video too...funny!

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (cF8AT)

444 There are very few women in front line combat units in Israel or Russia. And for that matter in the US Military.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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True, but those of us that were attached to front-line units, such as Armor, did pretty well in 2003.
Granted, there were only a few of us tank or wheeled mechanics (about half a dozen).
FSBs (Forward support battalions) were a thing then.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:36 PM (l64hh)

445 Is the White House Easter Egg deal on for this year? So much hair for Jo Jo to sniff, and bunnies. Jo Jo wants to hug them and squeeze them and never let them go.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 11, 2021 08:36 PM (I58tH)

446 Well he stood up for 20 minutes, I am inpressed...I mean FDR couldn't do that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:33 PM (85Gof)

HAA!
noice. mean, but noice.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:36 PM (z79tQ)

447 All-women combat units??

yeah, don't make me laugh.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (l64hh)

448 Israel and the USSR have demonstrated that women in combat can work,

No not really.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It depends on the job.
Posted by: SMH

The USSR had a YUGE! manpower shortage during WWII. They almost had no choice.
Early Israel, again, needed bodies with guns.
The Israelis still use a lot of women in the military, but not in combat roles.
I have never been a soldier, as SMH has. But I think actual "combat arms" is harder for women just because they don't have as much upper body strength as men. A lot of women in the military aren't "wimps" or useless. 9 out of 10 people in uniform don't go near combat; logistics, training, maintenance, etc. Women can probably do really well at almost all of that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (tjZg/)

449 I'm sure plenty of folks will be pointing out the sun coming in through the windows in the background. Just not the "media" as we know them.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (46GDR)

450 If we had a free and honest press, somebody might ask why Joe has never talked for much over 20 minutes. Every damned time it's 20 minutes. He used to be able to stand and bullshit for hours on end. Now?

What a repulsive, decrepit lying sack of shit.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (46GDR)

The lithium batteries overheat if they are run at full power for more than 20 minutes.

Posted by: Lonely Muskrat at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (mzC78)

451 I couldn't stand to listen to the scoamf. I sure as hell can't listen to this moron.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (SWbVS)

452 My throat is sore from screaming at the television.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
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I'm listening to the Isley Brothers.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (l64hh)

453 Joe checking his notes:
https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/
1370181376130093061

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2021 08:38 PM (iDvKn)

454 When your country is being invaded by people who have an all-consuming desire to wipe your country out and kill all of your people, women make outstanding combat soldiers when and where necessary. When you're the invading army, not the same dynamic.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:38 PM (KAi1n)

455 True, but those of us that were attached to front-line units, such as Armor, did pretty well in 2003.
Granted, there were only a few of us tank or wheeled mechanics (about half a dozen).
FSBs (Forward support battalions) were a thing then.
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:36 PM (l64hh)

Yes i know. And I have said here over and over again that today's Military could not function, or function well, without women. I am 100% in favor of women doing what ever they are capable of doing, which is most of the jobs. But as you and I both know, most of the Military, men and women, are in support units and roles. By and large front line combat units are still male dominated and will continue to be that way for a whole host of reasons.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:39 PM (85Gof)

456 NGU,

Agree.

Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:39 PM (l64hh)

457 If we had a free and honest press, somebody might ask why Joe has never talked for much over 20 minutes.
----------------

Why ask when they already know the answer?

Posted by: .... at March 11, 2021 08:40 PM (uEbPt)

458 FDR could stand up. He had leg braces and people to help him. The press never showed him needing help.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:40 PM (2BZBZ)

459 black orchid
when i notice, am i allowed to say anything about noticing?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2021 08:40 PM (CqHIp)

460
I'm listening to the Isley Brothers.
Posted by: SMH at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (l64hh)


SMH--You made the better choice.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 11, 2021 08:40 PM (TdMsT)

461 There was nothing in the Signal Corps that I did that a woman couldn't do. Of course, she'd have to be an outstanding officer to do what I did, but that's just because I was an outstanding..., nevermind. Sliiiightly above-average will suffice....

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:41 PM (KAi1n)

462 Support roles? LOL. Only 3% of the Air Force are pilots. Everyone else is support.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:41 PM (2BZBZ)

463 Why ask when they already know the answer?
Posted by: .... at March 11, 2021 08:40 PM (uEbPt)

Exactly. It's the LIV's they don't want to know the answer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2021 08:41 PM (mzC78)

464 Did sundown mention it is mostly black guys attacking asians?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:35 PM (85Gof)

That's the kind of shit that makes blood boil. You know he didn't. He knows the press narrative and augmented it to the LIVs during a national statement.

It must be true then that white nationalists are beating up asians because racism and this damned virus, but mostly Trump. Oh and white nationalists have no problem beating up Japanese or Phillipinos or koreans cuz they all look the same.

Quite the slap at "others" there by the oh so nice Biden

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 11, 2021 08:42 PM (z79tQ)

465 Support roles? LOL. Only 3% of the Air Force are pilots. Everyone else is support.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:41 PM (2BZBZ)

That's my point

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:42 PM (85Gof)

466 More Chinese Lung Aids deaths in the US than any other country in the WORLD! Of course, no one in the US has died of any other cause in the last year either. Murder/Suicide? Covid. Massive head trauma from a motorcycle wreck? Covid. Massive coronary? Yep, you guessed it. Covid. F*ck these people with a flaming pineapple wrapped in barbed wire.
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at March 11, 2021 07:52 PM (VNmG1)

And there will be 0 deaths attributed to the vaccines.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 11, 2021 08:43 PM (5FCda)

467 *0

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 11, 2021 08:44 PM (5FCda)

468 Can someone point me to where Asians are getting beaten by anyone? Seriously , where is this mass beating of a race occurring? Not here, that's for certain.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 08:44 PM (jm0wT)

469 FDR could stand up. He had leg braces and people to help him. The press never showed him needing help.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Eveybody knew that FDR had polio and couldn't really walk.
Most people thought FDR was pretty gutty for overcoming his crippling polio, including Republicans. Wendell Wilkie met with FDR plenty of times in the 1930's, as a major executive of a utility company. Wilkie knew that FDR was crippled.
It would have looked trashy to make an issue of it. Having said that, my Mother, who grew up in the 1920's and 30's said the country never came so close to a dictatorship as it did under Roosevelt.

FDR should NEVER had run for a fourth term. He was sick and dying and people close to him knew it. That was criminal. As bad as Sundown Joe running in 2020. He won't last the year.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:45 PM (tjZg/)

470 NGU and SMH. the problem used to be (60s)with women in non-combat roles, they took a billet that a guy could have rotated into, billets like HM, SK, PN, YN, DT, and so forth. Not bitching, just making an observation.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 08:46 PM (gjvwR)

471 468 Can someone point me to where Asians are getting beaten by anyone? Seriously , where is this mass beating of a race occurring? Not here, that's for certain.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 08:44 PM (jm0wT)

It's not 'mass' attacks but I have seen videos of them being attack.....it seems to be done by a certain thug type.

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

472 As I look back over my long, 12 year tour of the Army Reserve, my most enjoyable time was as a platoon leader (2LT and 1LT). I eventually made captain in the JAG before getting out, but of all my ranks (including E-3), the one I enjoyed getting the most was 1LT. I'd been in my platoon for a couple of years and it felt like I'd proven some worth, like my probationary period was over and I'd made it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

473 Can someone point me to where Asians are getting beaten by anyone? Seriously , where is this mass beating of a race occurring? Not here, that's for certain.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 08:44 PM (jm0wT)

It's not 'mass' attacks but I have seen videos of them being attack.....it seems to be done by a certain thug type.
Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

They must have ran out of jews to attack, and anyway, it is easier to identify asians for that type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:48 PM (85Gof)

474 It's not 'mass' attacks but I have seen videos of them being attack.....it seems to be done by a certain thug type.
Posted by: Tami


It's bluebell, isn't it? That time in prison did it, really changed her.

Sad!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:48 PM (tjZg/)

475 Can someone point me to where Asians are getting beaten by anyone? Seriously , where is this mass beating of a race occurring? Not here, that's for certain.
Posted by: Jen the original

San Francisco Bay Area. Ace posted video of one such attack last week or 2.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:49 PM (KAi1n)

476 468 Can someone point me to where Asians are getting beaten by anyone? Seriously , where is this mass beating of a race occurring? Not here, that's for certain.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 11, 2021 08:44 PM (jm0wT)

There have been a handful in Oakland's Chinatown.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 11, 2021 08:49 PM (5FCda)

477 It's bluebell, isn't it? That time in prison did it, really changed her.

Sad!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:48 PM (tjZg/)


SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

Are ya nuts!? She'll shiv you!

Posted by: Tami at March 11, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

478 As I look back over my long, 12 year tour of the Army Reserve, my most enjoyable time was as a platoon leader (2LT and 1LT). I eventually made captain in the JAG before getting out, but of all my ranks (including E-3), the one I enjoyed getting the most was 1LT. I'd been in my platoon for a couple of years and it felt like I'd proven some worth, like my probationary period was over and I'd made it.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:48 PM (KAi1n)

In my so far 14 years, I must say being an O-6 has it's advantages. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:50 PM (85Gof)

479 "451 I couldn't stand to listen to the scoamf. I sure as hell can't listen to this moron.

Posted by: Bosk at March 11, 2021 08:37 PM (SWbVS) "


this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 11, 2021 08:50 PM (AKJpt)

480 FYI, the other 3 Officers that do the same job I do for the Navy in the other CORPS, are all Female.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2021 08:52 PM (85Gof)

481 FYI, the other 3 Officers that do the same job I do for the Navy in the other CORPS, are all Female.
Posted by: Nevergiveup


And we really aren't that sure about you, sometimes ....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 11, 2021 08:53 PM (tjZg/)

482 I think POTUS Trump should return to South Dakota for the 4th of July. Have another rally.

Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at March 11, 2021 08:53 PM (AjwWO)

483 About FDR - now *polio*, that sh!t was scary AF. Boom! Outta nowhere! And FDR was one of the lucky ones. Bear in mind that FDR didn't just appear out of nowhere in 1932. He had been governor of New York and Secretary of the Navy (IIRC) - not exactly out of the spotlight and away from public eyes. Presidential campaigns had been pretty rough-and-tumble in the 19th century, but that was before moving pictures. Given the morays of the times, it probably would have been unseemly to show FDR struggling given who he was and what he had accomplished. Men wore hats back then. Different times.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 08:55 PM (KAi1n)

484 462 Support roles? LOL. Only 3% of the Air Force are pilots. Everyone else is support.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 11, 2021 08:41 PM (2BZBZ)

And the Army has more boats than the Navy.

Posted by: CDR M (retired) at March 11, 2021 08:56 PM (K8LFj)

485 the Navy is over 70 percent "non combatant". I remember being told that
in the 80s. It is simply part of the structure of the services and
different branches. The Marines are the highest percentage of
combatants, at least that has historically been the case. And of course
I know it still is the case.
Who is against women
in the military? Women have served honorably in various roles
throughout our nation's history and many have died in war. Where they a significant percentage of
troops? No they were not, and still they are not a high percentage in combat. That doesn't change
that women have always served honorably and never more than
now. We have had great female soldiers, sailors, Marines and airmen and still do today.
But
politicians and the thinking class are playing games with our national
security now. They don't understand the role of the military. It really
is simple as that.

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 08:57 PM (4Mvym)

486 In a death match (Leningrad, Stalingrad,etc.) there is no gender or age limit. A society that sets its mission to create a cadre of frontline trained killers from women is depraved. Snipers, artillery, pilots fine but in the mud grunts, no.

Posted by: Only Context at March 11, 2021 08:58 PM (xEIoY)

487 Fvck this. I'll wait for Vacinator 2. The CGI is supposed to be better.

Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at March 11, 2021 09:00 PM (BdDfF)

488 I was born in 54. Jonas Salk first brought the polio vaccine around in 55. People took polio seriously in those days.

Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2021 09:00 PM (+ya+t)

489 but the concern being brought up today is not whether a woman can fly a helicopter, but of course some can and earn it. The concern now is about political purging. That makes the argument over female Rangers seem an interesting side note.

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 09:01 PM (4Mvym)

490 In war winning is everything, the only thing. To lose is unthinkable. Who wants to do that? Oh yeah. 'republicans'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 09:01 PM (gjvwR)

491 There was a legit argument over allowing women into direct combat roles such as the US Army infantry or the Marine Corps infantry. And it was a very nuanced argument that mattered. Not sure how it stands even today though there was tons of hoopla four or five years ago. In the end, the country mostly wants it for the reasons they have even if it is only a tiny group. But what is going on now is something else. My fear is the tip of the spear guys will leave in the new political and ultra woke military, and where will that leave us compared to our enemies? See if our troops can't defend us or win the wars we need them to win, then this is simply decadence in the extreme.

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 09:05 PM (4Mvym)

492 "American Rescue Plan", well considering the inverse of everything they say.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 09:06 PM (d4edd)

493 In war winning is everything, the only thing. To lose is unthinkable. Who wants to do that? Oh yeah. 'republicans'.


Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2021 09:01 PM (gjvwR)

bam!

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 09:07 PM (4Mvym)

494 He's going to give us permission to get together in our own back yards.

Hey dude, we do that now.

CSPAN is not showing the complete address, only clips.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 11, 2021 09:08 PM (d4edd)

495 In my so far 14 years, I must say being an O-6 has it's advantages. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup

My father, retired foreign service officer, would joke that at the Pentagon, colonels are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

496 My father, retired foreign service officer, would joke that at the Pentagon, colonels are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2021 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

not sure I go along with that. Many think Colonels are the best rank because at least back in the day many reached that level sans politics. At the Pentagon sure, but people of that rank also command battalions of infanty, large Air Force Air Groups, etc. To be honest, not diminishing anyone's role. But even in the military the tip of the spear is small. Even in the Civil War you have a relatively small group of men on both sides that did most of the fighting. But everyone is important in the military. There are many roles, jobs, MOS'es, etc because they are needed.

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 09:17 PM (4Mvym)

497 Colonels, full birds usually command a Regiment I believe. That is a lot of firepower at the tip of the spear.

Posted by: Quint at March 11, 2021 09:18 PM (4Mvym)

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