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Thai Prime Minister Sprays Reporters In Face With Disinfectant When They Annoy Him
The incident took place as Prayut, a former army commander who seized power in the Thai military coup of 2014, held a press event in Bangkok. The Associated Press reports that Prayut was asked about a possible reshuffling of his cabinet, and he retorted by telling reporters to mind their own business. Shortly after that, Prayut walked up to the front row of reporters, doused them with alcohol mist and then walked away. He ended up engaging with the press some more, but repeatedly kept spraying in their general direction...Truth is the best disinfectant, except for disinfectant.
นาทีบิ๊กตู่จู่โจม หลังถูกนักข่าวถามเรื่อง การกลับคืนเก้าอี้ตำรวจของบิ๊กโจ๊ก pic.twitter.com/qPHT3TXheC
— Matichon Online (@MatichonOnline) March 9, 2021
At the end of today’s weekly post-cabinet meeting presser, PM @prayutofficial was asked yet again about specific names in the next cabinet reshuffle - instead he sprays the entire first row of the press with alcohol spray... pic.twitter.com/w6mDluxQMU
— Saksith Saiyasombut (@SaksithCNA) March 9, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 01:19 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:19 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 01:19 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 01:20 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:20 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:20 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2021 01:20 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 01:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 09, 2021 01:21 PM (ipUr0)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:21 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 01:21 PM (+y8uL)
Probably just smelling funky up there. One thing I will miss about masks once we stop wearing them much is being exposed to other people's dog breath in the afternoons again.
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (SFOr6)
Fauci will also be allowed to have the Nuke Codes also well as AOC to protect Children of Color from the affects and protect the Democrats Precious Bodily Fluids from Fluoridated Water.............. Any questions Maggots ???? So it is said, so it is written, so it is done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seems like Biden Administration is like Dr. Demento ...
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Kim Jung-Un at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (O0W1V)
Posted by: SpaceX Starship Editorial Bpard at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (Y5fDH)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (VpIIl)
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Great news! We're never stopping!
Posted by: Fauci at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (79qRy)
Trump should have had a super-soaker at the ready. Filled with Diet Coke.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Where is that?
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (VpIIl)
Too bad no one brought a lighter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (tztuS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 01:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Curry? I'm on it! - Kamala "The Inhaler" Harris
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: French Castle Guards at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (4I/2K)
In the liver. Maybe even in the colon.
We just don't know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (jOcSX)
They have some quirks, it's true.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)
What? Napalm is a disinfectant. Kills 99.9% of all viruses on contact, just like Listerine.
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: portlandon at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Marcus T
Three kernels should be plenty.
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:20 PM (l+lsS)
It would be terrible if it happened here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)
Ipso facto, he is a step up from American junta.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (Y5fDH)
And now this.
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Thailand has the best Ladyboys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (tztuS)
What's the over/under that this former army commander understands how to create a fuel air explosion and the 'journalists' don't?
Posted by: BifBewalski - more to the eye than disinfectant at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Marcus T
"One kernel, Vasily"
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Ah someone remembers old, funny Dennis Leary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (ifmtJ)
You never get that sweet middle where things are good on both sides, it just swings to extremes constantly until forced back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Prayut at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (830x5)
That can't be. None of the presstitutes burst into flames.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (y7DUB)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Pentagon is set to approve an extension of the National Guard deployment at the U.S. Capitol for about two more months, defense officials said Tuesday.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (VpIIl)
Bwahahaha. The YT channel already has 2k down votes (195 up) and it hasn't even started yet.
But, Biden is the most popular and bestest preznit evar!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
New Hotness: Disinfecting the news is the best way to stop corruption.
Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (79qRy)
What's the over/under that this former army commander understands how to create a fuel air explosion and the 'journalists' don't?
Posted by: BifBewalski - more to the eye than disinfectant at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (VcFUs)
garrett gets it
Posted by: BifBewalski - more to the eye than disinfectant at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (4I/2K)
In the sub-break room. Next to the sub-chips and candy bar machine.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:24 PM (VpIIl)
What am I doing here? Should I ask questions?
Posted by: Potatus I at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (VpIIl)
Panther musk
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (4I/2K)
Sex Panther.
You know they've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (HrMC1)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Pentagon is set to approve an extension of the National Guard deployment at the U.S. Capitol for about two more months, defense officials said Tuesday.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (cF8AT)
Two more months. Then another two months. Then another two months, on and on until Judgement Day.
The nuclear one or the Biblical one though?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:26 PM (ifmtJ)
I knew the Horde would get it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: JT
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I love this place...in a manly sort of way, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (830x5)
.........
and they only charge two dollah.
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (cF8AT)
Two more months. Then another two months. Then another two months, on and on until Judgement Day.
The nuclear one or the Biblical one though?
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (9Ovst)
We've gone from #two weeks to #two months
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (dfRN6)
They were undercooked and went back. The metal shavings are fine though, dig in!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
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I keep thinking that there must have been some number of flash fires caused by imprudent use of hand sanitizer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (Jsjd7)
That can't be. None of the presstitutes burst into flames.
That can be fixed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 01:29 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/tkee34r3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (NWM+b)
Wonderous!
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/tkee34r3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
"Two cruise missiles inbound! Spin up the CIWS and SM2 batteries!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (i4CI5)
With bleach.
Better, with nitric acid.
The press and press corp are dirty fucking commie whores who need cleaning up.
Would love to see a few NFL owners go down on the field and wack these asshole who are kneeling for the anthem with a bat then fire the lot then and there. But, while they may have money, they have balls like rasins.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:22 PM (SFOr6)
I won't miss sucking in my own afternoon dog breath. At least I can avoid other people.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (Vu7A1)
Ever eaten Thai food?
You show up with an Army at 5 am and that entire place is yours for the taking.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (J7qMc)
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Its a Nation. Only Thais live there.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (tztuS)
You know they've done studies. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)
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Just like the J and J vaccine! Let's just rename it Sex Panther.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 01:30 PM (Y5fDH)
.........
and they only charge two dollah.
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (v0R5T)
Phuket... great beaches and diving.
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader of the Free Range Penis at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
Piers Morgan storms off #GoodMorningBritain after being called out over his Meghan Markle comments.
https://tinyurl.com/ycqjsqlg
@alexsalvinews 3m
BREAKING: ITV announces Piers Morgan is leaving Good Morning Britain.
He is NOT a fan of Harry & Sparkle...
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (H5knJ)
But they did provide us with the origin of the Siamese Cat. Mine were loud as fook. loving, demanding, loud as fook toddlers with attitude.
Posted by: BifBewalski - obnoxious damned cats at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (qJ/Pj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM
Insomniac reportedly has the market cornered on the prime ones, at least for the time being.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (DMUuz)
Reporters: OMG did you see what he just did to us?
Everyone: Nope
Reporters: What are you talking about? It happened right in front of you!
Everyone: No, sorry, didn't see it. Didn't happen.
Reporter: The evidence is right here! Look!
Everyone: Don't know what you mean.
Reporter: But we have it on tape!
Everyone: Sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory to us? Are you sure you're not dangerous? You sound dangerous.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (l+lsS)
The troops are in DC are a Maguffin in the Hitchcockian sense
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (HrMC1)
I'm sure I read a few months back about something like that happening.
The best unexpected consequence is still that basketball game where they showed a hand sanitizer pump skeet-skeeting all over peoples' faces though.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: ...
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Muldoon Coefficient of 0.99
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (iDvKn)
He is NOT a fan of Harry & Sparkle...
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (cF8AT)
So Harry and Sparkle ARE popular in Britain?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
Gee What Could Go Wrong With This ?????
In other news today thinking he was playing a video game after smoking crack Hunter Biden accidentally launched nukes at Atlantic City, NJ today. Press Secretary for Blo Jiden said it was Trump that is responsible for this disgusting act because about something about riots at Bikini Atoll............
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (NWM+b)
Could never figure out why Wonder Woman, a Foreigner who was raised by teh Amazons, wore Red White and Blue with Stars on it.
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (qJ/Pj)
Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (lgiXo)
Rob Ford. He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader of the Free Range Penis at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (sWM8x)
My theme song!!!
Posted by: Kamala at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (oHd/0)
I love Phuket!
Been there at least 1/2 dozen times when we lived in Singapore. It was the go-to place for expats vacationing.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (cF8AT)
+ + + + +
Trump should have dropped his fly and pissed on the first three rows from the podium, but I would have settled for this.
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (NuVOb)
We just don't know.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 09, 2021 01:25 PM (jOcSX)
New Woke Medical School standards: Anatomy is rayciss. Surgery will be performed wherever the surgeon FEELS your diseased organ might be.
Old and busted: Best students were selected for surgery residencies.
New hotness: You know who gets those slots now, we don't have to spell it out for you.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (J7qMc)
Posted by: Confucius at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (Geoni)
With a regular job...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
I don't think so but ya know, Morgan is racist or something...
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Confucius at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (Geoni)
Thanks for the chuckle, ancient one.
Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (4I/2K)
He's dead isn't he? I think you have to hire his brother, who keeps the Mallet Burning.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (J7qMc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (1cSnR)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:31 PM (qJ/Pj)
Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 01:33 PM (lgiXo)
He's dead, Jim
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (HrMC1)
No, but Sparkle is the queen of the Twitter cancel mobsters and they were hitting ITV hard yesterday.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (qJ/Pj)
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Mike Hammer's Cat = 11 lb. Siamese male, with a *very* bad attitude. Aged now, and a bit needy, which is weird, but he can still draw blood without batting an eye, and without warning, for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (cGzEU)
Or appoint Gallagher as press secretary.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (HmZuC)
Welcome to the Sam Kinison Memorial School of Press Relations.
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: RomeQ13 at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (oHd/0)
Same reason back in the day Italians and Poles and Irish and German immigrants were the loudest to sing the National Anthem at ball games, and shoot off the most fireworks on 4th of July.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (w45GJ)
Nope, Gallagher is very much alive. Smashing fruit in front of yuppies adds years to your life.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (HmZuC)
Either one works.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (gAxj8)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (l+lsS)
No, but Sparkle is the queen of the Twitter cancel mobsters and they were hitting ITV hard yesterday.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2021 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)
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"My mentions are full of rude people calling me terrible names!"
"They're terrible! We should dox them for such online harassment!"
"No, you don't understand. They're lefties yelling at me."
"Oh, shit, how do we appease them?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:32 PM (HrMC1)
I don't think so but ya know, Morgan is racist or something...
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (cF8AT)
The weatherman wasn't exactly an unbiased observer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (vTW2/)
Mike Hammer's Cat = 11 lb. Siamese male, with a *very* bad attitude. Aged now, and a bit needy, which is weird, but he can still draw blood without batting an eye, and without warning, for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (cGzEU)
I miss mine. The elder died of old age the year Junior-ette was born. The younger, by ten years, died of a broken heart 60 days later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - obnoxious damned cats at March 09, 2021 01:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Muldoon
"Our PM, Who art in Bangkok
Prayut be his name
Thy question's dumb, So watch his thumb
Depress the knob, On this bleach bottle
Give us this day, A break from the Reds
Who constitute the MSM . . . "
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:38 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 09, 2021 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Yeah its funny, but then many flags around the world have all those features completely unrelated to the USA, so it could be defended based on Amazons just having similar symbols.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (xPl2J)
Ironically, the jackets and almost every product The North Face produces and sells is made with nylon, polyester and polyurethane, all of which come from petroleum.
So, the Colorado Oil and Gas Association decided to have some fun with the situation. It bestowed its first-ever "Extraordinary Customer Award" on The North Face, saying it appreciates the company for its abundant use of oil and gas.
Posted by: Killer Biden at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Peter North at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (l+lsS)
Now he's just their wet nurse.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (46GDR)
Same reason back in the day Italians and Poles and Irish and German immigrants were the loudest to sing the National Anthem at ball games, and shoot off the most fireworks on 4th of July.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (oQ94s)
Exactly.
I actually think there are--or were until very recently --new immigrants that were willing to be like this.
But Leftists in our own country discouraged them from that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (Y5fDH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2021 01:40 PM (63Dwl)
*opens eyes, gets off of knees*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 09, 2021 01:40 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Right?!
I'm torn on this...on the one hand I love him trashing those two grifters...on the other hand, he's a gun grabber.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (sVC8r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (HmZuC)
No need for protective plastic sheeting for the first few rows since nothing will come out because their heads are pretty much empty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (o2MD2)
Exactly.
I actually think there are--or were until very recently --new immigrants that were willing to be like this.
But Leftists in our own country discouraged them from that.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:39 PM (HrMC1)
Weird, ain't it? Come to a new country, be grateful, try to fit in.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (oQ94s)
With a regular job...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (7a6fv)
I like football and porno and books about war...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (ifmtJ)
He ended up moving to Thailand and working for the military junta that had massacred people to take power.
Brian Phillips. What an asshole.
Ha! I just looked him up on the Bar webpage. He's still living in Thailand. No doubt with his most recent LadyBoy.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:37 PM (HmZuC)
Rory Gallagher> Gallagher's Steak House>Gallagher> Noel Gallagher> Mike Gallagher
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (qJ/Pj)
With a nice hardwood floor...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (7a6fv)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (oQ94s)
Yes, but I'm saying the "New Country" DISCOURAGED that impulse.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 01:36 PM (cGzEU)
I miss mine. The elder died of old age the year Junior-ette was born. The younger, by ten years, died of a broken heart 60 days later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - obnoxious damned cats at March 09, 2021 01:38 PM (VcFUs)
The one my mom had as a teen (they were pretty rare in the 40's) lived to be 21. The one we got in the 60's, and almost died from a terrible infection, wasn't supposed to live very long and had semi-functioning rear legs its whole life lived to 22. The first one was extremely mellow and laid back, the second one more than made up for that.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (46GDR)
assaults on the 2A when he was over here. I understand that Brits don't
get or share our ideas of personal freedoms, but he was the worse.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (HmZuC)
===================
Another few months of Biden and his cancel culture fanticists will teach even Piers why the 2A is necessary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (Y5fDH)
Could never figure out why Wonder Woman, a Foreigner who was raised by teh Amazons, wore Red White and Blue with Stars on it.
Posted by: RomeQ13
Because she was introduced in December of 1941 and there was no other way the newspapers would print a cartoon about a dominatrix.
True story.
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (SFOr6)
Gallagher ran for CA governor in the Gray Davis recall. I wonder if he's planning a repeat.
"You get a watermelon. *splat!*
And you get a watermelon. *splat!*
And you get a watermelon..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: CIRCLE JERKS at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 09, 2021 01:41 PM (HmZuC)
Except on guns--a huge exception I know--Morgan is pretty straight up.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (HrMC1)
Cry me a river, asshole.
@samstein
Huffpost, where I grew up professionally and to which i will forever have a deep emotional connection, is laying off 47 journalists today. I'm devastated for thse folks.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (cF8AT)
With a nice hardwood floor...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (7a6fv)
I have an oversized house. With shag carpeting.
Oh wait... are you talking about houses? I thought we were doing euphemisms.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (oQ94s)
Other than his stupidity and blindness about guns... he's really good on most issues
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (oQ94s)
Let the short range disobedience break out nation-wide, and those fookers will be working real damned hard to show us conservatives they wanna belong on the 'friend' side of the equation. #2months
Posted by: BifBewalski - give it time at March 09, 2021 01:45 PM (VcFUs)
With a regular job...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (7a6fv)
I like football and porno and books about war...
Posted by: Mark
Dr. Seuss?
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 01:46 PM (w45GJ)
He ended up moving to Thailand and working for the military junta that had massacred people to take power.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (i4CI5)
Remember that W is "good" or at least semi-good now because he decried the Orange Man.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:42 PM (oQ94s)
Yes, but I'm saying the "New Country" DISCOURAGED that impulse.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (HrMC1)
Maybe so, but we also started importing LARGE numbers of people from countries that were already predisposed to hate America.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (oQ94s)
They teach them that America is just redneck shootouts on every street all day for no reason. Their idiot cops don't even have guns.
Now she's basically Ted Nugent.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (iDvKn)
With a nice hardwood floor...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (7a6fv)
.........
What color are the drapes?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
He's clearly got the same genes as that Cuck who was King for a bit, but gave it all up for that ugly American divorcee.
But they probably both could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (HrMC1)
Gallagher was uproariously funny. One time. Same for Steven Wright.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (iDvKn)
========
Bad luck. No lesson to be learned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (Xo3T0)
I think during Obama he was convinced that opposition to Obama was straight up racism pure and simple. No time for that shit.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: zmdavid at March 09, 2021 01:49 PM (xqRaG)
Every anti-gun woman I have ever known completely flooded their panties and couldn't wait to go back to the range once they were introduced to firearms.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:49 PM (TAe4E)
So, the Colorado Oil and Gas Association decided to have some fun with the situation. It bestowed its first-ever "Extraordinary Customer Award" on The North Face, saying it appreciates the company for its abundant use of oil and gas.
Posted by: Killer Biden
North Face just didn't want to put another company's logo on its jackets. From a PR standpoint, that was probably smart, since all the green assholes would gripe and complain. Nothing was stopping the company from buying just a bunch of North Face jackets for their people and putting the logo on themselves.
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:49 PM (SFOr6)
***
We met a couple of NY transplants who sold their home for millions of dollars and were now slumming it in western NC. Rabid anti-gunners until it began to dawn on them that the sherrif's deputy might be on the other side of the county and can take 45 minutes or more to reach their beautiful secluded mountain home.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:49 PM (ia0+L)
All Politics has an expiration date. The Democrats rule now so they will stop pretending they like Bush. They have no need for him now. The Revolution is about the immediate Present and glorious Future!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 01:50 PM (v+p2f)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2021 01:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (JLQTf)
So are small Caribbean islands that are owned by billionaires (or millionaires pretending to be billionaires... or intelligence service ops with no clear source of their wealth).
Lovely places.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 09, 2021 01:44 PM (46GDR)
My first one was an apple head, lived to 19.5. Very laid back, would play fetch. would also bitch loudly at the drop of a hat. The younger, was a modern noggin, pointy faced, muscled up, schwartzenegger of a tom cat. loud and needy doesn't begin to do him justice. fooker would howl just to hear the echo in the shower. Swearsies! He would get up out of my lap, walk to the back of the house and into the walk-in tile shower and howl. When I'd go back there, after maybe ten minutes of serenading, he'd look over his shoulder at me and let another blast go, then walk off, bitching about the interruption.
Posted by: BifBewalski - still miss them at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (iDvKn)
@LEBassett
HuffPost employees, after a year of working through a pandemic that isn't over, were invited to a meeting today with the password "spring is here," where they were told 47 of them would be laid off. They would only know if they still had a job if they didn't receive an email by 1
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (cF8AT)
Lost about 20 lbs.
Smelled of jungle and humidity and sweat.
Ugh.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 01:52 PM (axyOa)
With very good reason. Not to get all bitter clinging Bible thumper here but the closer we get to the great Day of the Lord's Return, the more this is going to happen.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 01:52 PM (v+p2f)
Lovely places.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (oQ94s)
Frank Biden waves hi.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (O0W1V)
@LEBassett
HuffPost employees, after a year of working through a pandemic that isn't over, were invited to a meeting today with the password "spring is here," where they were told 47 of them would be laid off. They would only know if they still had a job if they didn't receive an email by 1
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (cF8AT)
===========
"Shutting down the economy was good for us because it helped spread covid which raged out of control because Trump wouldn't shut down the economy, but now it's affecting me personally and this can't be right because Biden has control of covid now!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (NWM+b)
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LOLGF
Posted by: In Exile at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (kzzyk)
With a regular job...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:34 PM (7a6fv)
I like football and porno and books about war...
Posted by: Mark
Dr. Seuss?
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 01:46 PM (w45GJ)
Dennis Leary 'Asshole' song from his 'No Cure for Cancer' album.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (ifmtJ)
***
Unless you work for a mom and pop, this is why employees shouldn't worry about giving two week notices.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (ia0+L)
HuffPost employees, after a year of working through a pandemic that isn't over, were invited to a meeting today with the password "spring is here," where they were told 47 of them would be laid off. They would only know if they still had a job if they didn't receive an email by 1
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (cF8AT)
Damn, Ariana don't play.
At least she didn't make them all come in. Or have them sit through the quarterly reports for 2 hours, before telling everyone "All employees who will still have a job here next week, please stand up... Not so fast, the 47 of you."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:54 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
And do they match the eyebrows?
what's the name of the frippery fabric the women folk hang over the curtain rods to hide the curtain rods? That's the noun I wanted to use.
Posted by: BifBewalski - missing vocabulary, 'cause I'm a dude at March 09, 2021 01:54 PM (VcFUs)
I feel bad for them until I remember what they do.
Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Tami
So, if they didn't get the memo, they got the memo. Noice!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (qJ/Pj)
His criticism of the 2nd Amendment comes from the same place as his criticism of the two whiny brats. Both things are in opposition to his sovereign. I wouldn't count on him ever embracing freedom.
Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:51 PM (oQ94s)
Frank Biden waves hi.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 01:53 PM (O0W1V)
The thing that makes no sense to me is why Lex Wexner spends all his time in Ohio.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (oQ94s)
Labia
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:56 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2021 01:56 PM (r+sAi)
Valence?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2021 01:56 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: BifBewalski - missing vocabulary, 'cause I'm a dude at March 09, 2021 01:54 PM
Valence?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (16vTQ)
Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (ZYbKo)
@cliffordlevy
NYT investigation into the Lincoln Project shows how its founders were "privately taking steps to make money from the earliest stages, and wanted to limit the number of people who would share in the spoils."
By @dannyhakim @MaggieAstor @Jo_Becker
https://tinyurl.com/y873gv8b
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (lhy1l)
Posted by: BurtTC
Except for those visits to "the island".
The thing even odder to me is why Abigail stays.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (Geoni)
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Valence?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2021 01:56 PM (qc+VF)
Quiet! All of you... this is your LAST warning!!
Posted by: Nadine Hurley at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (oQ94s)
***
Also what I love about this is that "frippery" can be used as the name in place of anything that you don't know the name of.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (ia0+L)
@cliffordlevy
NYT investigation into the Lincoln Project shows how its founders were "privately taking steps to make money from the earliest stages, and wanted to limit the number of people who would share in the spoils."
By @dannyhakim @MaggieAstor @Jo_Becker
https://tinyurl.com/y873gv8b
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (cF8AT)
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There's always another "conservative" grift to pump up.
They still have The Bulwark, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:59 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:47 PM (ia0+L)
Welcome to the party, pal!
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at March 09, 2021 01:59 PM (5FCda)
NYT investigation into the Lincoln Project shows how its founders were "privately taking steps to make money from the earliest stages, and wanted to limit the number of people who would share in the spoils."
The Grift is over, homeys.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 01:59 PM (v+p2f)
With a nice hardwood floor...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at March 09, 2021 01:43 PM (7a6fv)
.........
What color are the drapes?
Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
blue steel
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 09, 2021 01:59 PM (q32cY)
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (6yQnz)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (TAe4E)
They used a revulva.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (O0W1V)
Labia
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:55 PM (TAe4E)
Valence?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (16vTQ)
Damn you garrett, scrolling, scrolling, labia *SNORT, CHOKE*
this is why I continue to read this blog. Yes, valence was what I was looking for.
Posted by: BifBewalski - nice clean screen, how long will it last? at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: BurtTC
Except for those visits to "the island".
The thing even odder to me is why Abigail stays.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (Rvt8
Word is, Wexner was actually Epstein's boss.
May have even been the one who called in the hit.
He stays perched there, like he's King of Ohio for some reason. Sure, he gets to the company shops every now and then, but then it's right back to Ohio for him.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (oQ94s)
Robert Frippery is a monster guitar player.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (HaL55)
At least she didn't make them all come in. Or have them sit through the quarterly reports for 2 hours, before telling everyone "All employees who will still have a job here next week, please stand up... Not so fast, the 47 of you."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 01:54 PM (oQ94s)
I don't think she's owned Huffpost for a while now. First bought by AOL, then Verizon bought AOL.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
Good riddance.
But like the saying there's always a bigger fish, there's always a bigger grift.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:01 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (TAe4E)
They used a revulva.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (O0W1V)
By the Love Canal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:01 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM (ia0+L)
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Let me introduce Gen. Frippery, my new secretary of
frippery who runs the frippery building over there.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 02:01 PM (xqRaG)
I miss mine. The elder died of old age the year Junior-ette was born. The younger, by ten years, died of a broken heart 60 days later.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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My two animals have been together for over 17 years. Mike Hammer's Cat is very sickly now, and I am nursing him along. I am concerned about how Sophie The Dog is going to react to his absence. Not so sure how I'm going to deal with the loss of both of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 02:01 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:01 PM (TAe4E)
Exactly. It's a fake Hollywood country like Grand Fenwhick and Belgium.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (yQpMk)
Hahahahaha
**
Cut the guy some slack. How often is a president expected to know the name of the Pentagon?
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 01:58 PM
Fortunately, the Liberty Valance is no longer with us.
Posted by: Rance Stoddard at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: the Knight of Ni at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (ia0+L)
I don't think she's owned Huffpost for a while now. First bought by AOL, then Verizon bought AOL.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah, I figured she was long gone, but I don't care. I still wanna picture her slicing like a f'n hammer on the 47.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (ia0+L)
--
Not often. And, he can always use the readily-comprehensible "You know, the place where the folks work over here; you know, the thing!"
Posted by: Revenant at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (+4D1M)
NYT investigation into the Lincoln Project shows how its founders were "privately taking steps to make money from the earliest stages, and wanted to limit the number of people who would share in the spoils."
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They were using the standard Leftist organization gambit. See: SPLC
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (bPH26)
IT forced 365 on us. It promptly destroyed my .ost file in outlook.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Saw a purge once where the first thing people noticed was a line on their pay check that said "Severance".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (1ISKN)
Yeah its largely cultural. Brits have been raised since birth with a horror of guns and thinking they are monstrous and crazy. They get a litany of terrible gun deaths from the US in their news and nothing else to put it in perspective or know how else guns are used.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (oQ94s)
But do they get shirts?
Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (gDSJf)
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Decency is back bay-bee!!!
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:03 PM (ia0+L)
She gonna have a sister Anhedonia?
She probably wouldn't enjoy that...
Posted by: browndog at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (BgMrQ)
"Uh, that pentagonal building over there. What's it called? You know, the thing."
-- Joe, probably
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 01:57 PM (TAe4E)
They used a revulva.
was Clit Oristwood in that one?
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
The Presidential dogs have been removed from the White House after a biting incident. So now the only one walking around sniffing people is Biden.
Posted by: Tami at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Exactly. It's a fake Hollywood country like Grand Fenwhick and Belgium.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (yQpMk)
Hallmark tv makes a movie every year, with a prince from Thailand (or Grand Fenwick) who comes to America, and finds his bride in a bit of Christmas magic.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (yQpMk)
My daughter was very worried when she was going off to college that she might not be up to the intellectual rigors of the place (Yeah, I know - but high school teachers tell the kids it's really difficult.) When we got to her dorm room, her 2 roommates were already there, and they were debating if Genovia was a real country. One of them "won" the argument when she pointed out that it had a website, so it had to be a real country. I told my daughter, "You'll be just fine here."
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2021 02:06 PM (6yQnz)
I'll take "things they knew long ago but withheld until now to destroy a GOP group now that its no longer needed" for $1000, Alex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 02:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (oQ94s)
But do they get shirts?
Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (gDSJf)
Not for the 47. Don't make a maniac outta her.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:07 PM (oQ94s)
https://tinyurl.com/tkee34r3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (NWM+b)
That.
Is.
AWEEESSSSOOOOOMMMMEEE!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:07 PM (l+lsS)
-- Joe, probably
***
He'll eventually refer to them as the Pentecostals.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:08 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: garrett
They used a revulva.
was Clit Oristwood in that one?
Posted by: DB- just DB
Damnit you guys! Stop it!! I'm gonna hurt myself laughing.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: James at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (JLQTf)
She probably wouldn't enjoy that...
Posted by: browndog at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (BgMrQ)
They featured her portrait on the art thread this morning.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Rosasharn at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (yEBFM)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (oQ94s)
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In the 2021 version, the prince discovers his bride is a guy, but since he's woke, they live happily ever after.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM
Oddly enough, I was just thinking about that sub-cockle line the other day. No idea why. My brain is weird like that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (16vTQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2021 02:04 PM (OCTRt)
OST is a caching file. It should've not really needed that, if they did the import from Exchange correctly.
If it kills any PST files, then you might be screwed as those are offline archive files.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (GBHAb)
Don't you love how they pretend it's an "investigation"?
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (l+lsS)
https://tinyurl.com/tkee34r3
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM (NWM+b)
****
Ten year old Lysenko briefly surfaced, took control of my brain, and watched that clip six times.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (ia0+L)
Water would be fine as the solvent if one doesn't wish to be too cruel to the reporters.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 09, 2021 01:28 PM
The Horde only gets it rarely.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (l+lsS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:05 PM (oQ94s)
In the 2021 version, the prince discovers his bride is a guy, but since he's woke, they live happily ever after.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Spoiler alert: When they get back to the castle, the "princess" is surprised to find his prince has miles and miles of ball gowns. No suits of armor.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:07 PM (l+lsS)
from a CAS, land attack perspective, NORK is a thin country and Chyna is a thic country.
Posted by: BifBewalski - bulemic anyone? at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (VcFUs)
God love ya, now I remember! Labia Majora and Labia Minora. Come on up here gals, let me get a sniff.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 02:11 PM (l+lsS)
Like Santa and the Easter Bunny, we come once a year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (yQpMk)
Ten year old Lysenko briefly surfaced, took control of my brain, and watched that clip six times.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM (ia0+L)
It will be in a tab, all day.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BifBewalski - missing vocabulary, 'cause I'm a dude at March 09, 2021 01:54 PM (VcFUs)
++++
Valences?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: imp at March 09, 2021 01:49 PM (SFOr6)
BAKE. THE. CAKE.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 09, 2021 02:10 PM
* cue Chariots of Fire theme *
Posted by: Jerry Nadler (D-NY) at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (DMUuz)
I denounce myself!
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (kTF2Z)
surprised to find his prince has miles and miles of ball gowns. No
suits of armor.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (ia0+L)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (w45GJ)
"I don't wanna say that. Not gonna, can't make me."
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Oh, the Brits get the 2nd Amendment. They're pissed they didn't think of it first, and also because they lost their richest colonies as a result of the culture that resulted in the 2nd Amendment. They definitely "get it."
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 02:14 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:14 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (w45GJ)
https://bit.ly/3rvIJ3e
Posted by: bonhomme
How will anyone be able to tell?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (Rvt88)
Valences?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:12 PM (Jsjd7)
Thanks, bro. but you gotta read just past that to get the Liberty Valence puns...
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Lysenko
Go long on mouthwash.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (w45GJ)
Can we infer that Biden scampering out of the shower in his birthday suit actually caught one of the dogs this time?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (ia0+L)
++++
Not to mention that if you can't dress up and go out, or go to work, or date new people, the demand for perfume is probably pretty small on that basis alone. The masks are just a bonus point to drive it down further.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (Jsjd7)
The rest of us are bisexual: we get some twice a year on 4th of July and New Years.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (HaL55)
surprised to find his prince has miles and miles of ball gowns. No
suits of armor.
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And they all lived happily ever after.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 09, 2021 02:13 PM (HaL55)
Except the fairy godfathers.
I thought the Italian restaurant was particularly gruesome.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (oQ94s)
https://bit.ly/3rvIJ3e
Posted by: bonhomme
That's a shame.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp Under Siege at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (w45GJ)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 09, 2021 02:15 PM (VcFUs)
++++
Yeah, I was away from keyboard doing actual work for a few minutes and that's what I get for failing to refresh before posting...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (lgiXo)
++++
Finally, agreement on civilized behavior from the other side of the pond.
Posted by: The French at March 09, 2021 02:18 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (lgiXo)
The Iranians at my university in the 1970's thought that too.
They were mistaken.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:18 PM (gmo/4)
News organizations really want to keep the myth of the investigative reporter alive, digging into stories at their own risk, going undercover TO GET THE TRUTH and all that bullcrap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:16 PM
Sure, and next you're going to be telling us you could have been First, except you paused to read the content.
This isn't our first rodeo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (DMUuz)
Not a good one, and after a while it just doesn't help anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (SchxB)
Don't hat me, or hate me, for that matter.
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (lgiXo)
Pro Tip : Annoint your taint with Lavendar Oil
Posted by: Iranian Mullah at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Sejanus at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (ip1GK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (O0W1V)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (VP4Cd)
You get a spritz and you get a spritz and you get a spritz...
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (TAe4E)
Posted by: Flyguy at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (lgiXo)
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That and you can get an extra day without laundry by turning your underwear inside out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Not a good one, and after a while it just doesn't help anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (SchxB)
Was it Dennis Miller that used to quip that doing something was easier than teaching a Frenchman aroma therapy?
Posted by: BifBewalski - which comedian was that in the late '80s? at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Iranian Mullah at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (TAe4E)
Before sunning it.
Posted by: motionview at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (o2MD2)
"BuzzFeed Announces Deep Cuts To HuffPost Staff After Acquisition"
Fortunately there are lost of job assembling and installing solar panels. Just ask all those former oil filed workers about the great opportunities.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: Iranian Mullah at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM
That can be quite calming.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (DMUuz)
The 2A equivalent is that Protestants were allowed to have weapons for self defense.
For the most parts, the English did not use natural law as a justification which is why bit by bit they have lost their rights. Note the difference between subjects under the crown and its ministers and a republic where individuals of age are assumed to be sovereign.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (pO7gM)
Are you a fan of ARs in particular, or just guns in general (like me)?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 09, 2021 02:17 PM (lgiXo)
The Iranians at my university in the 1970's thought that too.
They were mistaken.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2021 02:18 PM (gmo/4)
I went to an all-boys high school. Many a young man went with Option C: Neither.
May have helped keep the religious order faculty/administrators off their backs though.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Like everything else in the press, investigative journalists are steel-spined heroes of all that is good when they're investigating something the press establishment doesn't like (like a former ConInc group they need to sacrifice), but they're deceitful liars who manipulate and dissemble otherwise. Anyone honest in the press would be lauding men like O'Keefe, Solomon and Ngo. But they aren't honest, so they vilify those men instead.
It's all so very tedious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Iranian Mullah at March 09, 2021 02:19 PM (TAe4E)
Before sunning it.
Posted by: motionview
Get it nice and crispy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (OCTRt)
Madrigal?
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2021 02:22 PM (1ISKN)
I like how 95% of the Twitter replies to that are "A good start", "Learn to code", or "Now they can install solar panels". LOLOLOLOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2021 02:23 PM (6XLoz)
I'm a fan of guns in general, but my general reason for posting gun and ammo deals is to advocate for the Morons to arm and equip themselves. I tend to focus on posting common cartridge deals for that reason. Occasionally I'll post something a bit exotic just for giggles.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
That's nothing. Some people self pickle. Hic.
-Dean Martin
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2021 02:24 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 09, 2021 02:02 PM (ia0+L)
--
Not often. And, he can always use the readily-comprehensible "You know, the place where the folks work over here; you know, the thing!"
Posted by: Revenant
The Potomac is Algonquin for "feasting on mindthoughts".
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 02:25 PM (v+p2f)
Posted by: ShainS
Oblig.:
https://tinyurl.com/Megan-Gallagher-Hubba-Hubba
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 02:21 PM (i4CI5)
Ah yes @megsquats...
Posted by: browndog at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2021 02:28 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: BifBewalski - which comedian was that in the late '80s? at March 09, 2021 02:20 PM (VcFUs)
I hear Dennis Miller has all the way retired.
Sold his house in Cali for 49 Million and ended his podcast, deleted Twitter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 02:29 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 02:30 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Am reading a biography of Gaius Julius Caesar. One of the largest and most warlike of the tribes in Gaul that he defeated were the Belgae.
How the mighty have fallen in the last 2K years (Rome included).
Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2021 02:33 PM (i4CI5)
if the press there is anything like the press here
theyre vermin
theyre parasites
and should be treated as such
he did the right thing
Posted by: sound awake at March 09, 2021 03:03 PM (fgLyj)
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