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A pantless Brian Stelter helps "humanize the news," CNN chyron-perverts allege:

No lies detected. pic.twitter.com/10rYK5X2ob
— James Lindsay, super-antiracist (@ConceptualJames) March 9, 2021

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CNN offered its own rendition of the Good Times theme song.@DonLemon: "How do you know the words to Good Times?"@ChrisCuomo: "You know I'm black on the inside." pic.twitter.com/Uc3NvOOIrN
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 7, 2021

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— Bill Melugin (@BillFOXLA) March 9, 2021

Another sign that @DavidAFrench is fully aware of his own awfulness -- and it's all a big joke to him. https://t.co/NXBmOeDcuK
— Calvin Freiburger (@CalFreiburger) March 9, 2021

https://t.co/QxwrTfwW8R pic.twitter.com/ZmxcSkiNvi
— David French (@DavidAFrench) March 9, 2021

Is this one of those blessings of liberty that I have heard so much about?
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 9, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 05:50 PM

Comments

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1 That's repulsive-a marshmallow without pants.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 05:52 PM (lgiXo)

2 Can't unsee

Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 09, 2021 05:52 PM (4I/2K)

3 Yikes!

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:53 PM (46GDR)

4 Too much Rouge

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 05:53 PM (kx7Qk)

5 Pass me that steel-tined retina brush...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 09, 2021 05:53 PM (ZSK0i)

6 Could've gone my whole life without seeing Stelter sans pants.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)

7 Second.
Tater looks like an elderly creep but I think he's under 35.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (lgiXo)

8 I mean, I guess at least he's not sitting on the crapper.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (46GDR)

9 I'm shocked that mentally ill people who can't figure out their sex believe little children are fair game.

Posted by: WiNO at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (EpDzw)

10 CNN offered its own rendition of the Good Times theme song.@DonLemon: "How do you know the words to Good Times?"@ChrisCuomo: "You know I'm black on the inside."

Only because your soul is dead, Chris.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (SchxB)

11 Potato dress up day?

Posted by: Bosk at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (SWbVS)

12
There are no princesses. Little girls are
also kinky. Your kids aren't as straight and narrow as you think."

-- Alok Vaid-Menon

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These f*cking mentally unsalvageable perverts are clinically insane -- and presently running the asylum.

Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (wsx8x)

13 Downstairs has been warned.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (46GDR)

14 What do you fucking know?

Mr Potato Head really is Genderless.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 05:55 PM (kx7Qk)

15 Tater looks like an elderly creep but I think he's under 35.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (lgiXo)

You're as old as you look.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:55 PM (46GDR)

16 >>I guess at least he's not sitting on the crapper.

*Proffers Cake*

Cake?

Posted by: Lena Dunham on the Shitter at March 09, 2021 05:55 PM (kx7Qk)

17 What sort of nut does a video conference without pants? I mean, I can understand sweats or maybe shorts. But in your underwear, why?

Posted by: WiNO at March 09, 2021 05:55 PM (EpDzw)

18 Oh dear. Should I nood the others?
Nah, someone else do it.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at March 09, 2021 05:55 PM (w7KSn)

19 Oh dear, that top picture. I'm not sure we needed to see that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (/669Q)

20 You'd think he'd buy a chair where his feet reach the floor.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (axyOa)

21 Jesus, right before dinner to.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (qZdIZ)

22 Well, we can celebrate the fact that at least Stelter wasn't "humanizing" the news by doing a Toobin. I don't have a lot of ZOOM meetings because I hate them, but I have one once a month and I try to look fairly civilized and always wear proper pants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (VP4Cd)

23 Quick Ace, post a photo of a kitten or something at the top so that we don't need eyebleach on every refresh of the page.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

24 You know when you see someone and their voice doesn't match the visage? Stelter is not that guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)

25 I just learned from a friend that Mollie Hemingway's tweets can't be emailed or texted, for some reason. I sent a link and he couldn't open it. I resent it and then sent a different one. No luck. He had to go to her twitter page, and scroll down looking for the tweet, which he found. Then, as a test, he tetexd a link to the same tweet, to me. No joy.

Posted by: Cuomo's budget chief at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (Y5fDH)

26 These f*cking mentally unsalvageable perverts are clinically insane -- and presently running the asylum.
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (wsx8x)

Say something "mean" to them and have your life ruined. Meanwhile, they can do whatever they want.

Posted by: WiNO at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (EpDzw)

27 Was Jeff Toobin aka "mastubating Jeff" also humanizing the news?

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (DHGMF)

28 Stelter on top and Alok on the bottom. I'm sure there's a significance to that.

Posted by: EveR at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (R0z7P)

29 'If I wear pants people won't see how whimsical my socks are!'

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (kx7Qk)

30 As I sit here with my white privilege, I have remember to feel sorry for Markle and her $100 Mill Netflix deal.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (FYe3W)

31 Is the world really ready for this?

Yeah, I guess it is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

32 Oh man, that bottom picture with the quote is even worse. Ugh. Goodbye, civilization. It was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (/669Q)

33 Oh dear, that top picture. I'm not sure we needed to see that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (/669Q)

Seriously. Whoever pissed Ace off, please apologize, quickly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)

34 Was Jeff Toobin aka "mastubating Jeff" also humanizing the news?

If by that you mean covering it in his DNA, yes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (SchxB)

35 Comedians don't know how to parody a senile pervert. I don't know how to do an eyeroll emoji.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (lgiXo)

36 Damn you fenelon and your fast fingers

Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (DHGMF)

37 28 Was Jeff Toobin aka "mastubating Jeff" also humanizing the news?
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at March 09, 2021 05:57 PM (DHGMF)

He was just lending a hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

38 Seriously, how does a "modern comedian" parody Biden? Even when he could string a sentence together.

It's possible somebody could stand in stained boxers for 5 minutes and spurt out random nouns and adjectives, but even something like that would only draw attention to how well and truly fucked we are.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (46GDR)

39 Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Here is the panoply of emoji:

http://smilies.mee.nu/

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

40 Struggling to parody Biden? He's a self-parody!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

41 No Book Thread for you!

Posted by: Book Thread Pants Monitor at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

42 Comedians don't know how to parody a senile pervert. I don't know how to do an eyeroll emoji.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 05:58 PM (lgiXo)

Comedy died in 2009 when Historic FirstTM could not be ridiculed, even when he was so obviously deserving of it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (BMmaB)

43 Why do people keep mixing up Toobin' Jeff's name?

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (FYe3W)

44 Rampant insanity is rampant.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (PLXMa)

45 The goggles! THEY DO NOTHING.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

46 I;M BLIND!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

47 Imagine the Staypufft man without pants

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (lgiXo)

48 I don't want "humanized" news. I want NEWS - who, what, where, when and why. THAT'S IT.

Joseph Goebbels, thou shouldst be alive at this hour.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (2JVJo)

49 TV Live Shots at Home Help Humanize The News

Wut? Is there a human in that screen grab?

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (AMIL/)

50 Know that there are people like Vaid-Menon in every public school. They are teahing children an desire to destroy them, because their own lives are miserable and misery loves company. Leave the public schools while you still can. Your children's souls depend on it.

Posted by: Anon at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (fv0Fk)

51 I'm not a violent person, but transactivist weirdo could use some body blows from enraged parents about his need to rationalize preying on kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (VP4Cd)

52 Struggling to parody Biden? He's a self-parody!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (YqDXo)
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Shir-shir-shirley you must be joking!

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (FYe3W)

53 I think that's a penis enlarger between Stelter's legs.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

54 FenelonSpoke

That is because you are a quality human being that had a good mother. IMHO.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

55 If ever there was a time for SMOD...

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (3H9h1)

56 Old school network correspondent Roger Mudd has died.

He was passed over in favor of Dan "What's The Frequency, Kenneth? Fake But Accurate" Rather.

About par for the course. I kind of liked Roger Mudd.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (Amey3)

57 Seriously sounds like the guy knows something he shouldn't know unless he *was* a perv.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (FYe3W)

58 If these assholes on the left were not destroying America, this shit would be funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (OVEfo)

59 Leftist never sarcastically make fun of Leftists, its more like someone you really like and jostle them a little.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)

60 Wick: Rules.
Winston: Yes, rules. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (o2MD2)

61 Yikes. Pants are strictly not optional with that fat toad.

Posted by: IC at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (L+1M9)

62 What a pig. Gross.

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (PisyI)

63 Potato has a crummy little apartment. Is that his laundry on the left? Maybe he's working from his closet.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (45fpk)

64 Comedy died in 2009 when Historic FirstTM could not be ridiculed, even when he was so obviously deserving of it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (BMmaB)

"Uh ... uh ... I ... uh ... I ... I ... let me be clear: uh ... I ... and in conclusion, uh ... I ... I."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

65 Oh man, that bottom picture with the quote is even worse. Ugh. Goodbye, civilization. It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: bluebell

I have a solution but it can't be spoken of here.

I am glad I don't have any daughters or even granddaughters. Yet.

What an awful world this has become.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (vcOmj)

66 FenelonSpoke

I'd hire out to you, if needed. Those people need some kinetic feedback.

Instead, good people like DanMan's FIL are deliberately sacrificed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

67 And it will last maybe until he is out the door, but doubt it even then.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (Cxk7w)

68 I miss the old days, when we used to have decorum. You know, decorum. It encompasses things like wearing pants if your photograph is going to be taken and displayed on tv, things like that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (/669Q)

69
Old school network correspondent Roger Mudd has died.

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (JrVhn)

70 Stelter looks like WC Fields from afar.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (2DOZq)

71 I see ONE potato!

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (3H9h1)

72 I am glad I don't have any daughters or even granddaughters. Yet.
Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

Practice makes pregnant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

73 Potatoes Wear No Pants.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (FYe3W)

74 Seriously, how does a "modern comedian" parody Biden? Even when he could string a sentence together.

I met a guy who just jabbered incessantly - and I mean, incessantly - saying all kinds of stupid, nonsensical crap.

I couldn't even mimic him for my wife.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

75 Somebody's gonna kill that hairy drag queen. Just a guess.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (DzhEB)

76 -- Alok Vaid-Menon
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These f*cking mentally unsalvageable perverts are clinically insane -- and presently running the asylum.
Posted by: ShainS at March 09, 2021 05:54 PM (wsx8x)

There seem to be objections to the concept, which I don't understand, that you can form straight lines between those who sexually abuse children, and those who were abused when they were younger.

Not always, but it happens over and over and over and over again. And there's a part to this that must be stated, clearly. The predatory nature of these people is PRECISELY because they continue to see themselves as victims, and wish to inflict pain and harm on the innocent, because they are filled with hate and rage.

Notice the "Your kids" line. It's about hurting you. So they go after where you are most vulnerable, you, the substitute for their parent/step-parent/coach/whomever.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (oQ94s)

77 Stay away from my kids Alok, or you'll be fucking sorry.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

78 "A pantless Brian Stelter helps 'humanize the news,'..."

Just tell us you hate us, Ace. You don't have to be cruel.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (aXxgO)

79 Old school network correspondent Roger Mudd has died.

Embarrassment claims another victim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

80 19 Oh dear, that top picture. I'm not sure we needed to see that.

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No one needs to see that!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (IDhUW)

81 Queens, NY officer involved shooting video.

https://youtu.be/i2wxAPelbIA?t=488

Domestic violence victim requests police escort to get her stuff. While she and two officers are there, the abuser comes charging in, shooting at both officers. One officer is shot in the thigh and the other is shot in both hands. The abuser is shot many times and dies.

Very intense video.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (YYlyE)

82 That guy pretending to be a girl? Yeah that's like every man's nightmare - you go the bathroom and some six six hairy gorilla says, 'hey, me like the cut o' yo jib man'...and no matter how many times you hit him with your car tire iron in your dream - he just smiles and moves forward...

That dream is now coming true - for your six year old daughter.

Posted by: Boswell at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (w2LAm)

83 I miss the old days, when we used to have decorum. You know, decorum. It encompasses things like wearing pants if your photograph is going to be taken and displayed on tv, things like that.
Posted by: bluebell

Or when walking downstairs at the hotel for breakfast, an adult should NOT WEAR THEIR F**KING PAJAMAS.

Or on a plane.
Or on a train.
Not in a box.

But yes, with a fox.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (Rvt88)

84 Damn, Damn, Damn, JAMES!!!

--
Florida

Bet Fredo don't know that episode.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (MKx5Y)

85 Alok needs a stay at some New York Government home of some sort.

Just until he gets his head straight.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (FYe3W)

86 A pantless Brian Stelter helps 'humanize the news,'..."

I thought you said pointless, which seems accurate.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (lgiXo)

87 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

We're you speaking of me being a good person because I wear pants at my Zoom meetings, because I'm not a generally a violent person or because I wouldn't mind if dress up transperson got some body blows from enraged parents.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (VP4Cd)

88 Modern Comedy Routine: "Hey, you know that thing we all agreed to agree upon, I still agree with you about it ... but those other people that are not as good as us don't agree with us about that thing. Boo and hiss at those other people."

Modern Comedy Audience: [clapping] "Yes! He agrees with me. I like it when people agree with me."

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (dYe5S)

89 Know that there are people like Vaid-Menon in every public school. They are teahing children an desire to destroy them, because their own lives are miserable and misery loves company. Leave the public schools while you still can. Your children's souls depend on it.
Posted by: Anon at March 09, 2021 06:00 PM (fv0Fk)

I feel terrible for parents that can't afford private schooling, nor can they afford to home-school the kids. In CA, most families I know both parents are working, simply because of the insane cost of living in Silicon Valley. I suppose if there's a positive, the indoctrination slowed down during the Zoom classes.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (46GDR)

90 "Notice the "Your kids" line. It's about hurting you."

Precisely, Burt.

Posted by: Anon at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (fv0Fk)

91 Tonypete, LOL!!

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (/669Q)

92 Practice makes pregnant.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yeah, my son and his wife are talking about having another kid. Maybe this time it will be a girl. I just wish this was a better world to raise kids in.

My older son is studiously avoiding marriage. They almost got him....once.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (vcOmj)

93 >>>humanize

You keep using that word...

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (hVqGz)

94 Wick: Rules.
Winston: Yes, rules. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM

That, and bowling.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (DMUuz)

95 74 Seriously, how does a "modern comedian" parody Biden? Even when he could string a sentence together.

I met a guy who just jabbered incessantly - and I mean, incessantly - saying all kinds of stupid, nonsensical crap.

I couldn't even mimic him for my wife.
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Even rainmondo makes more sense.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (IDhUW)

96 20 You'd think he'd buy a chair where his feet reach the floor.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (axyOa)

That chairnis so he can drop to his knees and suck penis easier. The sans pants is so he can bend over the desk and take penis easier.

Posted by: BifBewalski - he's a lefty, thisnuntil proven otherwise at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (VcFUs)

97 We're you speaking of me being a good person because I wear pants at my Zoom meetings, because I'm not a generally a violent person or because I wouldn't mind if dress up transperson got some body blows from enraged parents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (VP4Cd)

Your journey to the dark side is almost complete.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (yQpMk)

98 Alok Vaid-Menon, if he acts upon what he says, won't make it to prison.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (aXxgO)

99 If you don't think Satan exists you are not paying attention.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (Y274z)

100 No pants is part of the kink.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (JE3UG)

101 so that's real, not Photoshop ?

crikey.

I'm'a get a beer, brb ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:07 PM (AKJpt)

102 bluebell,

We are going to have to set the standard at some point.

♪ Another one who won't be missed. ♫
The Mikado was a prescient musical.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

103 Queens, NY officer involved shooting video.

https://youtu.be/i2wxAPelbIA?t=488

Domestic violence victim requests police escort to get her stuff. While she and two officers are there, the abuser comes charging in, shooting at both officers. One officer is shot in the thigh and the other is shot in both hands. The abuser is shot many times and dies.

Very intense video.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (YYlyE)

Another black man gunned down by white cops for no reason. Someone alert Best Buy!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

104
Well, that photo of pantsless Xr. Potatohead is cringe-inducing. And saddening. These people rule us.

*sigh*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (3lW9V)

105 Election night 20222 will be such a hoot.

Donald Trump's picks take over the House.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (mWu8/)

106 Mitch McBitch pukes his guts.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (mWu8/)

107 Pantsless Stetler? Ace hates us.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (99Nt9)

108
Somebody's gonna kill that hairy drag queen. Just a guess.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM

it wasn't me, I was (shuffles notes cards) out of town that Tuesday

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (JrVhn)

109 We're you speaking of me being a good person because I wear pants at my Zoom meetings, because I'm not a generally a violent person or because I wouldn't mind if dress up transperson got some body blows from enraged parents.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM

Is and a possibility?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

110 I think Jon Stewart's Audacity of Grope was pretty funny. I guess the Post forgot about that one. But of course they didn't. What they mean is that comedians aren't allowed to parody Biden now.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (2DOZq)

111 Wick: Rules.
Winston: Yes, rules. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM

That, and bowling.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 09, 2021 06:06 PM (DMUuz)

That and we use cutlery

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (ifmtJ)

112
Old school network correspondent Roger Mudd has died.

Embarrassment claims another victim.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

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Eh, I'd be shocked if he weren't a Communist like all the rest of these bilge rats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (3lW9V)

113 Or when walking downstairs at the hotel for breakfast, an adult should NOT WEAR THEIR F**KING PAJAMAS.

Or on a plane.
Or on a train.
Not in a box.

But yes, with a fox.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 06:05 PM (Rvt8

There was a young lady in the grocery store last night wearing pajamas and slippers. I don't get it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)

114 Notice the "Your kids" line. It's about hurting you. So they go after where you are most vulnerable, you, the substitute for their parent/step-parent/coach/whomever.
Posted by: BurtTC

Tragically, 100% correct.

They were "hurt", and now they want to go hurt other people. They have a hole in their soul that can't be filled.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 09, 2021 06:10 PM (vcOmj)

115 >>> Someone alert Best Buy!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:08 PM (YqDXo)
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They don't answer the phone and when they do they don't know.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 09, 2021 06:10 PM (mWu8/)

116 Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

Oh. Your kids. I thought you married that sweet, young Shibumi.

My mistake.

OK. I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:10 PM (u82oZ)

117 Fucking nasty fat potato legs. His flabby weakness fills me with an urge to crush his wind pipe.

Posted by: Max Power at March 09, 2021 06:10 PM (Hucnr)

118 I miss the old days, when we used to have decorum. You know, decorum. It encompasses things like wearing pants if your photograph is going to be taken and displayed on tv, things like that.
Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:03 PM (/669Q)

Things like that really hit me upside the head when I see photographs of street urchins from the turn of the 20th century. Because they're dressed up more than most any CEO on a given day. Hat, tie, vest, jacket, maybe a bit thread worn but trying to look presentable. What used to be dress-down Friday has turned into daily wear. This also hit me when I was looking in my closet at this giant collection of ties I used to wear daily. Last time I put one on was probably a funeral.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:10 PM (46GDR)

119 A pantless Brian Stelter helps "humanize the news,"

Shouldn't that read "subhumanize the news?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

120 Are little kids often sexually curious and somewhat experimental? Sure. That's reality.

Calling it "kinky", is sooo punchable.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (FYe3W)

121 Deplorable Jay - the next thug turned Saint is only a question of when not if. I do think the Democrats Propaganda Ministry also is the driving force to get out the street gangs and they won't be doing it anytime soon.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (Cxk7w)

122 These people don't think ahead. What if there is a fire while you were on your Zoom meeting? Would you want people to see you stand up and run out of the house with no pants on? No. Think ahead people.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (JE3UG)

123 So my daughters WANT a hairy ass dress wearing freak to rape them? Maybe his head WANTS to be raped by high velocity buckshot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (4+MtS)

124 torabora

The other day you said that 3 days bread and water has been removed as a NJP awardt. Is it out of the UCMJ?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

125 You know when you see someone and their voice doesn't match the visage? Stelter is not that guy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)

Almost inevitably, when someone who knows me only as a telephone voice meets me, the first thing they say is, "You don't look anything at all like I pictured you!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (2JVJo)

126 There was a young lady in the grocery store last night wearing pajamas and slippers. I don't get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)
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I guess we have gotten to the point where we (editorially speaking) have no shame. At all. I still have plenty, mind you. But some people seem to have spring a hole in their shame tank and it has all leaked out.

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (/669Q)

127
I have to wear pants when I work. I have the baby here, and I often have to jump up for minute because she's chewing on power cords or whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (3lW9V)

128 I feel terrible for parents that can't afford private schooling, nor can they afford to home-school the kids. In CA, most families I know both parents are working, simply because of the insane cost of living in Silicon Valley. I suppose if there's a positive, the indoctrination slowed down during the Zoom classes.
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Find like minded parents. Do whatever is necessary. I implore parents not to give their children to the systemic moral relativism that is "public" education.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (IDhUW)

129 Is there a more pointless person anywhere than Tater?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

130 Sprung

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (/669Q)

131 @110

Joe's son was banging his dead brother's wife, that alone should keep the comedienne's in jokes for four years, and yet, nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (MKx5Y)

132 Because "kink" is about *developed* tastes and compulsions. A non-abused little girl really wouldn't have *developed* a taste for something.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:13 PM (FYe3W)

133 " A pantless Brian Stelter helps "humanize the news,"
Shouldn't that read "subhumanize the news?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara "

Humanzeeize.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:13 PM (JE3UG)

134 CNN thinks people have elevated their 'reporters' to the point where they need to be brought down to be humanized....?

They need to come UP several steps to be human-eesque.

Posted by: LASue, as legit the president as Biden at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

135 Deplorable Jay - the next thug turned Saint is only a question of when not if.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (Cxk7w)

Sadly, I think you're right.

Wait for it: "Why didn't they call a social worker? Or shoot the gun out of his hand?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

136 Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 06:04 PM (oQ94s)

Sounds very likely. They need massive amounts of therapy and IMO, a knock on the head-figuratively speaking by God.

And I'm sorry if my attitude about "body blows" against that Transgender activist disappoints anyone. It's not as if I would do it myself but some creep coming onto their underage kids-I understand why parents would go ballistic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (VP4Cd)

137 There was a young lady in the grocery store last night wearing pajamas and slippers. I don't get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)

No shit. All of a sudden, flannel pajama bottoms are THE thing. Plaid. Pajama. Bottoms.

It was barely 20 years ago, a freak in the grocery market might be wearing a robe and slippers to grab a bottle of Night Train. Or, the Dude to be funny in a movie. Not some idiot in the Four Seasons Biltmore in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (46GDR)

138
Joe's son was banging his dead brother's wife, that alone should keep the comedienne's in jokes for four years, and yet, nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (MKx5Y)

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Well, that and the part where the old man can't, you know, talk anymore.

Lady YD is super nice and chides me for being mean, but she also laughs every time I do my Biden impression.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (3lW9V)

139 The hoard is criticizing someone for not wearing pants?

This does not seem to be the hoard I knew.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (FYe3W)

140 He could do a prequel of Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard. He looks exactly like a Young JD Hogg

Posted by: portlandon at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (+oR7L)

141 Is there a more pointless person anywhere than Tater?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

you rang?

Posted by: David French at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 Now that Biden is President, the Audacity of Grope seems terribly disgusting than sadly funny when he was a non entity VP.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

143 There was a young lady in the grocery store last night wearing pajamas and slippers. I don't get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)
........

She wuz askin fer it, yer honor.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

144 Maybe WaPo is making the point that sane people can only weep when they look at Biden.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (lgiXo)

145 Thomas Bender

And his niece! Sheesh. What dirtbags.

I can understand the stripper Mom. She had a tight bod and a business plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

146 Joe's son was banging his dead brother's wife, that alone should keep the comedienne's in jokes for four years, and yet, nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (MKx5Y)

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The smartest man Joe knows.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (FYe3W)

147 How about that Biden? And boy does Trump suck. Biden's like, "Here I am all presidentin' and all," and Trump's like "Uh, anyone seen my orange pancake?"

Posted by: Trevor Noah at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

148 Is there a more pointless person anywhere than Tater?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

you rang?
Posted by: David French at March 09, 2021 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Cracker, please!

Posted by: Don LeMon at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (FYe3W)

149 Axeman

No pants on the blog -- sure.

No pants on TV -- Just no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)

150 There was a young lady in the grocery store last night wearing pajamas and slippers. I don't get it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX)

I keep repeating, read The Death of the Grown-Up.

I used to think Althouse's dislike of men in shorts was some wine-box mom nonsense, but the longer I live, the more I think she was on to something.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (2JVJo)

151 All joking aside, why the hell would you dress formal EXCEPT your pants???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

152 Stelter reminds me of an uglier and stupider Danny Divito.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (o2MD2)

153 Not to get all Book of Revelation and all that but doesn't the drag queen in the twitter post David French links to look pretty much exactly like a demon you would see in some End Times movie made before say 2012?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (qlFIA)

154 Seriously, how does a "modern comedian" parody Biden? Even when he could string a sentence together.

It's possible somebody could stand in stained boxers for 5 minutes and spurt out random nouns and adjectives, but even something like that would only draw attention to how well and truly fucked we are.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 05:59 PM (46GDR)

I don't know if he'd be willing to try, but Jeff Dunham could bring out Walter, and have Walter try to hold a conversation with Joe.

I could think of a half dozen jokes he could do, right off the top of my head.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (oQ94s)

155 C'mon man! You can't make fun of me! I'll tell Christmas Garland to pros purs persecute you for violining the civil rights of a div din duh dis-ababled person!

Posted by: Joe B from the old coal mine at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

156 Axeman: "The hoard is criticizing someone for not wearing pants?"

That's not someone. That's Tater.

Big difference.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (aXxgO)

157 The other day you said that 3 days bread and water has been removed as a NJP awardt. Is it out of the UCMJ?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

You young'uns have it easy. Why when I was your age. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (Rvt88)

158 Lady YD is super nice and chides me for being mean, but she also laughs every time I do my Biden impression.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (3lW9V)

She doesn't mind you crapping your pants?

Huh.

Nice lady.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (EERbD)

159 I feel terrible for parents that can't afford private schooling, nor can they afford to home-school the kids. In CA, most families I know both parents are working, simply because of the insane cost of living in Silicon Valley. I suppose if there's a positive, the indoctrination slowed down during the Zoom classes.
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Find like minded parents. Do whatever is necessary. I implore parents not to give their children to the systemic moral relativism that is "public" education.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (IDhUW)

Move then. This state will destroy your kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

160 This is the solution and the answer:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1268972107347701763

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (mWu8/)

161 Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:14 PM (46GDR)

They just changed the name and usage. Those pajama pants used to be workout pants in the 80's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

162 It's not as if I would do it myself but some creep coming onto their underage kids-I understand why parents would go ballistic.
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I would, for my kids, your kid, or any child. Some things are not to be allowed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (IDhUW)

163
Hunter may or may not be a total drooling dumbass like daddy dearest. I don't know. I haven't seen enough of him to judge that.

But constantly getting caught smoking crack, taking bribes, and dicking down his family members virtually precludes him from being the smartest person anyone knows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (3lW9V)

164 YD, you may be correct about Roger Mudd. I wondered the same thing. I'd like to think that he was not. Seems to me Eric Severeid was? Uncle Walter was a little squishy. He sure thought a lot of the US space program though.

Today's nutbars are definitely in a league of their own. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (Amey3)

165 > Things like that really hit me upside the head when I see photographs of street urchins from the turn of the 20th century. Because they're dressed up more than most any CEO on a given day. Hat, tie, vest, jacket, maybe a bit thread worn but trying to look presentable.

Eh, I've watched a few cleaned up videos from the early 1900s. The ladies are always dressed to the nines, but a lot of guys really look terrible. Sure, they have a suit on, but it's wrinkled, huge, and walking around with a comically oversized, unbuttoned double breasted suit coat looks stupid as hell.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (YYlyE)

166 114
Taking a page from the Prince of Darkness playbook. Harm the children if you can no harm the parent.

Posted by: Jmel at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (7Q3+J)

167 "The hoard is criticizing someone for not wearing pants?
This does not seem to be the hoard I knew.
Posted by: Axeman"

See #100

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (JE3UG)

168 I used to think Althouse's dislike of men in shorts was some wine-box mom nonsense, but the longer I live, the more I think she was on to something.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

And flip-flops damn near everywhere. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (Rvt88)

169 Sounds like the hoard can't handle that Tater is LIVING THE DREAM!

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM (FYe3W)

170 What a post of scum and villainy!
A debauched and debased populace gets a
corrupt and depraved government.

I guess we should repent. Or rebel.

I suspect we'll do neither.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM (z79tQ)

171 NYT reporter notices something.

Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
The number of migrant children in custody along the border has tripled in the past two weeks to more than 3,250, and many of them are being held in jail-like facilities for longer than the three days allowed by law.

-
They're Biden their time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM (VVEnO)

172
I imagine the Journolist scandal was mostly these people in their underwear as well.

Posted by: portlandon at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM (+oR7L)

173 Where is Clint Eastwood when you need him?

Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM (XxJt1)

174 Do Brian stelters feet not reach the ground? Poor spud.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (cqAUI)

175 Queens, NY officer involved shooting video.

When shit goes bad, it goes bad quickly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

176 At least Tater isn't wearing a thong.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (lgiXo)

177 Sundowner is a walking comedy routine

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)

178 Sprung
Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM

Someone just used successfully one of your 'special cakes' that you sent them, didn't they?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (DMUuz)

179 Do Brian stelters feet not reach the ground? Poor spud.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (cqAUI)
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Walking on, Walking on the Moon.

Posted by: Sting at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (FYe3W)

180 Nothing looks classier than a woman in cutoffs and flip-flops with plenty of tats and a mouth full of gum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (o2MD2)

181 All joking aside, why the hell would you dress formal EXCEPT your pants???

Maybe you should forward your question to Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (mTlVG)

182 123 So my daughters WANT a hairy ass dress wearing freak to rape them? Maybe his head WANTS to be raped by high velocity buckshot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 06:11 PM (4+MtS)

As I try to limit my children's exposure to blasphemy I am a man of few spoken words these days, but I keep 11 profound arguments on my hip for such occasions.

Posted by: fringe at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (FPur3)

183 That photo of Potato Stelter. Oh, boy. Mark Dice and Crowder are going to have fun with that one.

Posted by: fly gal at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (JGX9O)

184 Someone just used successfully one of your 'special cakes' that you sent them, didn't they?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (DMUuz)
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LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (/669Q)

185 Sounds like the hoard can't handle that Tater is LIVING THE DREAM!

Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

186 @163

There are pictures of him riding a guy while smoking crack.

The entire family is orders of magnitude worse than Palin's family and yet they still make yuck yucks at Palin's expense.

I mean, it is what it is, but f-ck, that shit's not fair.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2021 06:22 PM (MKx5Y)

187 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:22 PM (arJlL)

188 Sundowner, better take care
If I find Hunter creeping 'round my back stairs

Posted by: portlandon at March 09, 2021 06:22 PM (+oR7L)

189 At least Tater isn't wearing a thong.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (lgiXo)

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You Sonava...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 06:22 PM (kTF2Z)

190 Re: Allie Beth Stuckey's question in her tweet: The Left either knew all along where this would end up, or they're even stupider than I thought. Would anyone on the Left like to bet a large amount of money on whether "Throuples," and incestuous marriages will be legal in 20 years? Once you've posited the brilliant legal argument of "love is love," what's your argument against any sort of sick arrangement?
If the Left can't see by now that we always go down the slippery slope, I have a New York nursing home room I'd like to sell them.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2021 06:22 PM (6yQnz)

191 Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

You can't let that shit slide, man. Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (o2MD2)

192 > Alok Vaid-Menon

You don't say. Do go on, Alok.

Never mind the 12 gauge in my hand -- I often clean my guns while engaged in philosophical conversations. Sometimes I even get so engrossed in the Deep Thoughts of my fellow conversants that my trigger discipline goes all to hell, though. Apologies in advance if that happens!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (QE98t)

193 Where is Clint Eastwood when you need him?
Posted by: creeper

Counting his dough.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (arJlL)

194 Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.

Hush you!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

195 I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT PIC UP ON TOP !

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (zr5Kq)

196 "At least Tater isn't wearing a thong.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "

How can you tell? I bet he has one on to match those red socks.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (JE3UG)

197
BTW, if TJM's around - I did watch "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" last night.

Turns out that Werner Herzog directing Nick Cage is every bit as weird as I thought it'd be. I liked it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (3lW9V)

198 The dress code in the USA now is lower than a Cambodian refugee camp. Add in over half the population is obese and leggings are cheap it is no wonder so many people could not appreciate Melania and her excellent conservative taste in clothing.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Arutn)

199 So little girls aren't that innocent, and so it is OK for trannies to go after them while grown ass women are helpless victims what are preyed upon by elderly Democrats?

How do these two thoughts fit into the same head?

Posted by: Bete at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Ojki1)

200 191 Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

You can't let that shit slide, man. Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (o2MD2)

Time to switch to briefs?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, thinking outside the box at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

201 That picture of Tater is so dreamy that I can't stop singing "I Only Have Eyes For You"!

Posted by: Ms. Potato Head at March 09, 2021 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

202
Where is Clint Eastwood when you need him?

Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2021 06:19 PM[/i

Clint with an axe handle (Pale Rider) or Capt.Call (Tommy Lee Jones), neither tolerating rude behavior

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2021 06:24 PM (JrVhn)

203 Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

**Gasp**

Don't tell my wife. It's to keep deer away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

204 > Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.

And from there it's only one short step to being forbidden to piss in the laundry room utility sink, or fart in rhythm with your favorite TV commercial jingle.

Make a stand now, my friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:24 PM (QE98t)

205 You can't let that shit slide, man. Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (o2MD2)

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There's nothing worse than an angry porch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (kTF2Z)

206 Tater is an odd looking chap.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)

207 Well, at least he has the bright red socks on.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (FYe3W)

208 At least Tater isn't wearing a thong.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:20 PM (lgiXo)

How do you know?

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (46GDR)

209 Time to switch to briefs?

A banana hammock.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

210 Bete: "How do these two thoughts fit into the same head?"

Their brains are broken.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (aXxgO)

211 Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
The number of migrant children in custody along the border has tripled in the past two weeks to more than 3,250, and many of them are being held in jail-like facilities for longer than the three days allowed by law.

This is one of those "we covered it, shut up!" things. One of our guys tweeted about it, we covered it!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

212 "At least Tater isn't wearing a thong.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "

If he was, CBD would feature him on the art thread.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (o2MD2)

213 Read this after you take your blood pressure med. What progressives want for NY sex ed for kids.

And I expect it's what progressives want anywhere:

https://tinyurl.com/5xe3rbsf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)

214 Hey everybody.
I'm sorry, but "I'm black on the inside" is probably the least offensive thing Chrissy C has said on CNN lately.

And ace, if you haven't already (or I haven't suggested it already), please consider this long-lost 70s soft rock classic for a sidebar shoutout:

https://youtu.be/37ud30u5RNw

The whole album is great and at least one song also is what I'd call a great Steely Dan impression, but without so much of Fagen's trademark cynicism.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)

215 193 Where is Clint Eastwood when you need him?
Posted by: creeper

Trying to get Bloomberg to run again?

Posted by: Bete at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (Ojki1)

216 Thing is, that "black on the inside" used to be a common joke, and most everyone laughed.

Now it's just "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (DVhSS)

217 "Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) "

Remember streaking in the 70s? You could start a comeback.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (JE3UG)

218 "Reporting from my closet...."

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (FYe3W)

219 > Nothing looks classier than a woman in cutoffs and flip-flops with plenty of tats and a mouth full of gum.

Agreed. I think lazy dressing (pajama bottom girl) is way less offensive than trashy, overtly sexual dressing.

Of course, this comes with all sorts of caveats. If it's a special event, both are pretty terrible. But, if it's 5am or 2am at a grocery store, pajama bottoms don't get me upset.

Trashy can have its occasional place too. One is almost expected to dress trashy at Halloween, certain clubs, and Biden's White House.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (YYlyE)

220 At commercial breaks, Stelter breaks into song. I feel pretty! I feel pretty!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (kTF2Z)

221 Stelter reminds me of an uglier and stupider Danny Divito.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:16 PM (o2MD2)

That would be Rhea Perlman.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (2JVJo)

222 CNN = Cuomo Nattering Network

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (L2ZTs)

223 You can't let that shit slide, man. Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.

But.... the deck is totes OK.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 09, 2021 06:26 PM (3H9h1)

224 How do these two thoughts fit into the same head?
Posted by: Bete at March 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Ojki1)

Because there is a lot of empty space in that cavity - those two thoughts would never bump up against each other.

Posted by: Boswell at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (w2LAm)

225 I have had many video meetings and hearings over the past year. Not only do I wear pants, but I also put on shoes. I take no chances with that.

Except the cat; he sometimes crashes in to see what is going on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (sMq0G)

226 Brother Northernlurker just another guy

That was a very Canadian put down. Well done, good sir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

227 Xipe and Mary, Stelter always looked to me like a rejected/leftover member of the Three Stooges.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (L2ZTs)

228 About once a month I go out to the mailbox Mexican carry, just for the neighbor's benefit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

229 Read this after you take your blood pressure med. What progressives want for NY sex ed for kids.

And I expect it's what progressives want anywhere:

https://tinyurl.com/5xe3rbsf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)
---
"I'll show you on this doll where's the fun place for an adult to touch you."

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (FYe3W)

230 211 Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
The number of migrant children in custody along the border has tripled in the past two weeks to more than 3,250, and many of them are being held in jail-like facilities for longer than the three days allowed by law.

This is one of those "we covered it, shut up!" things. One of our guys tweeted about it, we covered it!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (KZzsI)

But Bidet is doing it out of love rather than hate, so it is all good.

Posted by: MSM at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (Ojki1)

231 Hiya, JT.

We thought Eastwood's empty Obama chair was brilliant. Clint must be floored at what came next.

Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (XxJt1)

232 >>>Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

=====

My wife telecommutes, and has done so for a few years. I'm now used to seeing her walk around the house dressed to the nines from the waste up, and pj's or yoga pants from the waste down.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (zvy4I)

233 But constantly getting caught smoking crack, taking bribes, and dicking down his family members virtually precludes him from being the smartest person anyone knows.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (3lW9V)

I think just taking 3 laptops filled with compromising email and kiddie-porn to a repair shop says all I need to know about not just his judgment, but overall smarts.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (46GDR)

234 If I saw that thing entering a little girls restroom or changing area, I would shoot it.

No questions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2021 06:28 PM (W2Pud)

235
Now it's just "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (DVhSS)

----

Years ago, I stopped by the liquor store with a co-worker to pick up smokes. I paid for a couple bottles of Olde English 800, and told the lady I'd be by to pick them up after work.

On the way back, he turns to me and says "You know you just put malt liquor on layaway, right? You're black now."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2021 06:28 PM (3lW9V)

236 "The dress code in the USA now is lower than a Cambodian refugee camp."

If you have a problem with my "Atlantic Falcons: Super Bowl Champions!" t-shirt, you can tell me directly.

Posted by: Xiong Khamta at March 09, 2021 06:28 PM (6yQnz)

237 If any of those "things" did something to my grandchildren, they wouldn't live.

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (PisyI)

238 I'm watching Silver Streak every night, learning how to Be Less White.

Taking notes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (FYe3W)

239 63 Potato has a crummy little apartment. Is that his laundry on the left? Maybe he's working from his closet.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2021 06:02 PM (45fpk)

THIS. Tater is a multi-millionaire, and he can't afford a nicer space in his NYC apartment than this?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (hKTv8)

240 Peter Baker of the NYT doesn't have red hair, does he?

If so, that would make him Ginger Baker. (Who btw also was actually named Peter.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (L2ZTs)

241 Tats on a woman *never* look good.

Sure that dolphin on your ankle isn't going to ruin your looks...but that foot high picture of your cat on your leg?
Sorry charlie...

Posted by: Obligatory at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (qlFIA)

242 Alok Vaid-Menon should be set on fire. On Pay Per View.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (xA1Dg)

243 Eh, I've watched a few cleaned up videos from the early 1900s. The ladies are always dressed to the nines, but a lot of guys really look terrible. Sure, they have a suit on, but it's wrinkled, huge, and walking around with a comically oversized, unbuttoned double breasted suit coat looks stupid as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:18 PM (YYlyE)

Most men of the time could not afford a bespoke suit, and bought either off the rack or from a secondhand dealer, so the suits were not always going to be as tailored as one might like.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (2JVJo)

244 I seem to recall a former COB here that thought warnings of 'slippery slopes' were absurd. I wonder what goalposts he moves now to say this is fine and severely, super duper, 'Conservative'?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2021 06:29 PM (v+p2f)

245 > My wife telecommutes, and has done so for a few years. I'm now used to seeing her walk around the house dressed to the nines from the waste up, and pj's or yoga pants from the waste down.

What part of the body is the waste? The bum-hole?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:30 PM (YYlyE)

246 **Gasp**

Don't tell my wife. It's to keep deer away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:24 PM (u82oZ)

Not to mention conserving water and replenishing the aquifer!

Posted by: Sjg at March 09, 2021 06:30 PM (gDSJf)

247 Lets not forget one of Ace's All-Time Finest:

"God-Cursed Chimptato Hybrid" !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:30 PM (AKJpt)

248 How does a portly odd looking guy with no discernible IQ make $1 million a year?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (lgiXo)

249 OMG my niece just dropped by and brought her little boy with her. His name is Ace and he is adorable!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (nxdel)

250 > Most men of the time could not afford a bespoke suit, and bought either off the rack or from a secondhand dealer, so the suits were not always going to be as tailored as one might like.

Sure, but button that crap up when you're walking around.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (YYlyE)

251 sock, I wanna see ace bring back Johnny Coldcuts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)

252 Well the true Broseidon will speak only the truth, the false only lies, so you have to ask us what would the other one say if you asked me tomorrow if I'm the actual Broseidon.

I think.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (xSVKq)

253 Hiya Creeper !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (arJlL)

254 129 Is there a more pointless person anywhere than Tater?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 09, 2021 06:12 PM (lgiXo)

Joe Biden?

Posted by: Kumala at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (ufFY8)

255 229 Read this after you take your blood pressure med. What progressives want for NY sex ed for kids.

And I expect it's what progressives want anywhere:

https://tinyurl.com/5xe3rbsf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)
---
"I'll show you on this doll where's the fun place for an adult to touch you."
Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:27 PM (FYe3W)

I did nothing wrong!

Posted by: Fredo the elder, Governor of NY at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (Ojki1)

256 nurse ratched

If you need an alibi, I can help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:31 PM (u82oZ)

257 192 > Alok Vaid-Menon

You don't say. Do go on, Alok.

Never mind the 12 gauge in my hand -- I often clean my guns while engaged in philosophical conversations. Sometimes I even get so engrossed in the Deep Thoughts of my fellow conversants that my trigger discipline goes all to hell, though. Apologies in advance if that happens!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7oAwmVmOs

Posted by: Sock Monkey * say kids, what time is it? at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (eU/tF)

258 You can't let that shit slide, man. Next thing is she will want you to stop pissing off the porch.

But.... the deck is totes OK.

And the balcony too. Place different sized metal lids down range and make music.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (csnU0)

259 >>>What part of the body is the waste? The bum-hole?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:30 PM (YYlyE)

====

Waist. Crap. Can't even blame it on the alcohol. Yet.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (zvy4I)

260 Oh man, that bottom picture with the quote is even worse. Ugh. Goodbye, civilization. It was fun while it lasted.
Posted by: bluebell

Stick around for the show. These freaks won't be able carry their own weight in the rapidly approaching burning times.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (vD+8F)

261 How much does that pig weigh? He's a gross fatman.

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (PisyI)

262 I'd like a return of Rich Gamboni. More people need to be literally eaten.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (xSVKq)

263 And the balcony too.

We're men. The World is our urinal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

264 Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

https://youtu.be/wFwg9RD_BX8

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

265 I'm watching Silver Streak every night, learning how to Be Less White.

Taking notes.
Posted by: Axeman

I'm watching Midnight Run.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (arJlL)

266 LOL, yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (AKJpt)

267 > Crap. Can't even blame it on the alcohol. Yet.

Heh.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (YYlyE)

268 What part of the body is the waste? The bum-hole?
Posted by: bonhomme

On Spud it's everything from the neck up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (VVEnO)

269 Liberals circa 1991: Show me where the satan worshipping sex cult day care worker touched you so we can send him to jail!

Liberals circa 2021: Top hundred reason you should let a satan worshipping sex cultist touch your child! Reason number 69 will shock you!

Posted by: Obligatory at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (qlFIA)

270 That image of the Tater...

Vogons why have you forsaken us? Please read us your poetry it would be less painful.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (2sHkt)

271 The World is Your Urinal

Posted by: Stuff Grandpa said at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (6tjLR)

272 I work at home part of the week, Monday being one of those days. Our weekly on-line meetings vary in length. If I know it's short, I'll join without video, and will sometimes still be in my PJs, and will get dressed afterward. But if it's longer and I need to be on screen, I will be dressed as going to work. I always dress for remote work, even if it's just to look presentable in front of my cat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (xPJvm)

273 Was that Smallwell in the taffeta dress and hairy arms?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (EcD5Y)

274 Remember that Stelter is only like 35. He's aging like swiss cheese on Arrakis.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (xSVKq)

275 Slippery Slope *is* a logical fallacy. You cannot prove that just because, say England, adopts a policy of Nazi-era Germany that this means the next step is Euthanasia centers.

However, as I used to explain to left-sympathists all the time if it when you are "progressive", and you say that the "Arc of History bends toward (this point we're not at yet)", and when you say that not allowing gays to marry is like not allowing racial intermarriage--or being anti-trans is like being a racist bigot of the Jim Crow era.

Those are scenarios where moving further along the spectrum is actually the stated goal.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (FYe3W)

276 Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

You know it, hon! Everyone knows you wait for the equinox!

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (8DRUP)

277 And the balcony too. Place different sized metal lids down range and make music.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (csnU0)

When I was a kid, my mother caught me pissing out of my second story bedroom window. I didn't realize it drained off right in front of the kitchen window.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2021 06:35 PM (o2MD2)

278 Which would erode the Swiss cheese on Arrakis faster?

The wind, the sand, or the heat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (2sHkt)

279 I can haz unband?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (vd5FN)

280 I've seen pics of nurse ratched's backyard.

She has an awful lot of coffin-sized, um, flower gardens there.........

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (L2ZTs)

281 I saw a whole bunch of guys get squeamish about having to take a leak in a horse trailer.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (KeOMi)

282 > If it's a special event, both are pretty terrible. But, if it's 5am or 2am at a grocery store, pajama bottoms don't get me upset.

Right.

Sure, pajama bottoms are fine when going down to the convenience store at 2:00 AM to get a soda. A bathing suit is fine if you're hitting the liquor store on the way to the beach. Both are grossly inappropriate for a formal church wedding. You gotta use your head.

But what do I know? I'm old enough to remember when people used to dress up to go on a plane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (QE98t)

283 Sorry but a girl in a pair of Levi's , pair of Chucks and hair in a ponytail with a ball cap on is hot. I don't know if that's dressing sloppy but I like it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (2DOZq)

284 Hate when I roll a banned IP address.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (vd5FN)

285 OMG my niece just dropped by and brought her little boy with her. His name is Ace and he is adorable!!!
Posted by: Jewells45

perhaps Ace would like to share something with us !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (arJlL)

286 > Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:34 PM (FYe3W)

Yep. One thing doesn't necessarily logically proceed to the next, but one can definitely watch the progression and make educated guesses about next steps and their probable consequences.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (YYlyE)

287 I've always heard that in Japanese culture strange eccentric wacky people are sort of looked up to and revered. I don't know if that's true but I thought it was screwed up when someone told me that.

I realize now that's my culture, what it's become, and worse. The crazies are the voting mob and we are all their prisoners.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (0wv1a)

288 " ...
We're men. The World is our urinal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:32 PM (yQpMk) "

THIS !

back when I smoked, it was also my ashtray ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (AKJpt)

289 That one thing society didn't approve of, but now does relates to something that society doesn't approve of, but must be made to *empowers* the slippery slope.

Because it actually argues that "fairness in marriage" used to empower interracial marriages actually entails that other groups of two have to have that same sanction, which gives a formal "societal approval", and the social approval will "have to catch up".

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (FYe3W)

290 The kid's name is Ace? That's awesome!

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (JE3UG)

291 My mailbox is about a quarter mile from my front door. Wearing briefs to fetch mail is unwise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (3H9h1)

292 Slippery slope is a rhetorical fallacy in a formal debate. It's damn near a certainly in actual practice.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (icI8A)

293 That's what he looks like on the toilet.

Posted by: demoncrat at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (FSSX8)

294 > I saw a whole bunch of guys get squeamish about having to take a leak in a horse trailer.

Your kinks are weird and you should feel bad.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (YYlyE)

295 Ben Had

♪ ♫ Good evening! ♫ ♬

Well, the digital caliper was a bit much. Some of us are shy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (u82oZ)

296 278 Which would erode the Swiss cheese on Arrakis faster?

The wind, the sand, or the heat?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:36 PM (2sHkt)

https://youtu.be/jJwDjqHXQl8

Buck Dharma

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (ufFY8)

297 I work exclusively from home and never have any zoom meetings, so I can stay in my pajamas all day. In a way, it's healthy, because at the end of a long day (unless I am working second shift), I'm too lazy to make the effort to wash up and get dressed and then go out drinking. So it cuts down a touch on my alcoholism.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 09, 2021 06:38 PM (2JVJo)

298 I saw a whole bunch of guys get squeamish about having to take a leak in a horse trailer.

I think it was the sitting down part

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (sVuFb)

299 >>>Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

https://youtu.be/wFwg9RD_BX8
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

WTH? Did four employees just take that lady down for not wearing a mask, or was there more to it? It like of looks like something may have been thrown to cause the one worker to retaliate before the others jumped in? Always thought employees were trained to not touch customers for fear of lawsuits? So many questions.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (zvy4I)

300 Have a sign on the gazebo that reads "No peeing off the deck". Put there because one of the grandsons would pee off the deck. I have no idea where he got that idea. Oh!.look at the time, I gotta run.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (ZN7T5)

301 >>OMG my niece just dropped by and brought her little boy with her. His name is Ace and he is adorable!!!

You know that the AoSHQ Sperm bank is Crowd Sourced, right?

That wasn't necessarily Ace's.
Not even Medical Grade.
It's just Barrel Scrapings in a Cigar Tube.

Posted by: Stuff Grandpa said at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (6tjLR)

302 Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

https://youtu.be/wFwg9RD_BX8
Posted by: bonhomme

It's like Scorsese. The Mean Aisle of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (VVEnO)

303 Tater really needs a propeller beanie to go with those red socks

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (2sHkt)

304 sock_rat, I smoke but I never leave a cigarette butt anywhere.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (KeOMi)

305 I can only hope the kid's last name is Spades.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (JE3UG)

306 Pajama bottoms are acceptable for early morning walk of the dog .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (2DOZq)

307 285 OMG my niece just dropped by and brought her little boy with her. His name is Ace and he is adorable!!!
Posted by: Jewells45

perhaps Ace would like to share something with us !
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (arJlL)

Damn, what kind of membership card do you get for naming your kid after Ace?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (vd5FN)

308 To: Little Girls Everywhere
Subject: Spring is Here!

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (uEbPt)

309 AlaBAMA

There must be a lot of nics on the banned list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:40 PM (u82oZ)

310 He's one stroke away from what Toobin did.

Posted by: demoncrat at March 09, 2021 06:41 PM (FSSX8)

311 Ain't the left so great ? They bring so much wonderful and delightful things.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2021 06:42 PM (ytSiK)

312 One stroke Vassily.

For the Tater or the Bidet Comrade Captain?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:42 PM (2sHkt)

313 The kid's name is Ace? That's awesome!

It's his middle name but EVERYONE calls him Ace. He's a ginger too.. so he's got it all! Such a sweetie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 06:42 PM (nxdel)

314 When I was a kid, my mother caught me pissing out of my second story bedroom window. I didn't realize it drained off right in front of the kitchen window.

Driving by a neighborhood and could immediately tell which room was the son's bedroom due to the three foot long yellow/brown staining beginning at the window sill.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:43 PM (4+UdL)

315 NaCly, I'm going with "no comment"

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2021 06:43 PM (KeOMi)

316 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 09, 2021 06:43 PM (TdMsT)

317 Yep. One thing doesn't necessarily logically proceed to the next, but one can definitely watch the progression and make educated guesses about next steps and their probable consequences.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (YYlyE)
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I noticed that our legal definition of a "child" is precisely to outline those people who have less of a say in our society, and who can be commanded, and who cannot legally give consent.

It is, in some sense, circular. So, the argument that gay marriage wasn't like child marriage because a child cannot legally give consent, just needed that legal barrier struck down, by arguing a "bias" against "all children" after having conveniently made a traditional group to which it applies.

Leveling a law *is* a step in a direction. And the rationale for this trajectory should be examined for what it says about other things taken be at least a significant amount of critics as a step in that trajectory as well.

As well it could be argued that we simply have a traditional "bias" for *couples*, and that if we really believe in freedom of choice, we should accept that some people are going to want to choose 2.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:43 PM (FYe3W)

318 Obama allowed the Chinese to buy ballistic missile guidance systems.

"These mid-range, anti-ship ballistic missiles are capable of attacking aircraft carriers in the western Pacific," Davidson said. He specifically described of the DF-21D missile test that "Their employment during a large-scale PLA exercise demonstrates the PLA's focus on countering any potential third-party intervention during a regional crisis."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2021 06:43 PM (4+MtS)

319 AlaBAMA.. funny his daddy is very conservative but mom is a lib.. she's coming around though!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 06:44 PM (nxdel)

320 > And from there it's only one short step to being forbidden to piss in the laundry room utility sink

I was thinking of a buddy who was in base housing at Elmendorf AFB many years ago. He was married with a kid, so his apartment had a basement with laundry hookups. They didn't have a washer or dryer. I assume his wife used the laundrette.

So...naturally the big laundry sink became a de facto urinal for our basement beer and computer game sessions. Why go all the way upstairs, right? It wasn't like it was gonna be used for food prep or anything even if it had been used as designed.

But his wife still got really mad when she found out we were doing it. I still don't understand it. "Okay, this sink is fine for taking the overflow from a washer full of adult underwear or shitty diapers, but got forbid you get any pee in it."? How does that even make sense?

Women. They are not like men.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:44 PM (QE98t)

321 Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

https://youtu.be/wFwg9RD_BX8
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)

WTH? Did four employees just take that lady down for not wearing a mask, or was there more to it? It like of looks like something may have been thrown to cause the one worker to retaliate before the others jumped in? Always thought employees were trained to not touch customers for fear of lawsuits? So many questions.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 09, 2021 06:39 PM (zvy4I)

I'd guess that it took at least a few seconds for somebody to start recording - but that seems pretty severe for a mask infraction. It's fun to see de white women going at it for a change. Typically in my parts, the illegals will start a fist fight in the middle of a store or street corner, and it's just not as entertaining for some reason. Maybe because I can't understand what they're screaming at each other, and it doesn't sound much different than when they're just talking on the phone.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:44 PM (46GDR)

322 Ben Had

Ha!

Moving right along, did the coyotes go for the boar meat, and did you get one of them also?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:44 PM (u82oZ)

323 I haven't worn pajama's since 6th grade

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2021 06:45 PM (X7kN9)

324 Nood sundowner

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 09, 2021 06:45 PM (vD+8F)

325 "Women. They are not like men.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

Don't tell them about the shower.

Posted by: f'd at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (JE3UG)

326 To: The Developmentally Challenged
Subject: Spring is Here!

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (uEbPt)

327 Anna Puma: sent you pics of an M3 Stuart.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors White Man: Threat or Menace? This Year Only! at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (s+u6b)

328 I can only hope the kid's last name is Spades.

I can't say the last name obviously but it's pretty damn hilarious.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

329 I've always heard that in Japanese culture strange eccentric wacky people are sort of looked up to and revered. I don't know if that's true but I thought it was screwed up when someone told me that.

I realize now that's my culture, what it's become, and worse. The crazies are the voting mob and we are all their prisoners.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2021 06:37 PM (0wv1a)

I used to say that we should celebrate the misfits, because that proves that we are such a wealthy society that we can tolerate the odd diversity manager or the Critical Wymxn's Studies professor. But then, like you, I came to realize that the inmates are now running the asylum. We have to resist them so it will collapse, before events make it happen to us in a way that will be very bad for everyone.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (BMmaB)

330 > Pajama bottoms are acceptable for early morning walk of the dog .

Absolutely. Also, a bathrobe is acceptable for getting the newspaper or mail, or taking the garbage can to the curb. Bathrobes are only valid on your own property or adjacent easements such as curbs and sidewalks, though. Once you're off that, you become a pervert.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (QE98t)

331 It's his middle name but EVERYONE calls him Ace. He's a ginger too.. so he's got it all! Such a sweetie.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 09, 2021 06:42 PM (nxdel)

Sounds like he's going to be breaking hearts by the time he's in kindergarten.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at March 09, 2021 06:46 PM (46GDR)

332 Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

I think the vic in this case can pretty much say how many commas she wants in her lawsuit payout.

It would have been funny if the vic had at least Level II Krav Maga training.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 09, 2021 06:47 PM (anS4/)

333 That's nice, the PLAN is sending a couple hundred DF-21D missiles at a battle group that includes several Aegis cruisers and six or so Aegis destroyers.

Meanwhile the Virginia class subs are sinking everything gray flying the PRC flag like their invasion fleet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2021 06:47 PM (2sHkt)

334 THIS. Tater is a multi-millionaire, and he can't afford a nicer space in his NYC apartment than this?
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Nope, that's NYC. I'd rather live in Lagos (on the island).

Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2021 06:47 PM (Xih1H)

335 BenHad -
Well, fwiw, that was in an inner-city urban environment ... out here among the cows & corn I was actually pretty fastidious about that ... it's also not impossible that you're just a nicer person than I am !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AKJpt)

336 Nacly, I drug it down to the very back of the pasture so I'm sure the coyotes found it and I had a bunch of buzzards circling the next afternoon. Doing the whole cycle of life thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2021 06:48 PM (KeOMi)

337 That's nice, the PLAN is sending a couple hundred DF-21D missiles at a battle group that includes several Aegis cruisers and six or so Aegis destroyers.

Meanwhile the Virginia class subs are sinking everything gray flying the PRC flag like their invasion fleet.
Posted by: Anna Puma

How did they find the battlegroup

Posted by: Jean at March 09, 2021 06:48 PM (Xih1H)

338 Women. They are not like men.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2021 06:44 PM (QE98t)

"We need a new toilet seat."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2021 06:49 PM (BMmaB)

339 Also, if people need to have a *strictly logical* reason for upholding what other people don't feel should be upheld, then "rights" aren't strictly logical either.

We should understand that a sense of nascent understanding and a distributed "wisdom of the people" is something that has empowered democracies.

The libs used to warn against "selection bias", the way that the leaders of society could frame and select those things that they wanted to be on the agenda to be the only things that reached the agenda. Well, the same is true with "logic". And we really see that today with "Science".

"Scientific" is what the left demands, even if their demands are idiosyncratic in nature. But they still have all sorts of experts to spin their side so that there is enough "Scientific" text to pronounce that their point of view is the True Science.

Demanding that "democracy" be an entirely rational enterprise is to actually demand a sort of Authoritarian review that gains enough power that they can start dictating the constraints of the Word of Power to everyone.

This is exactly the face that the left is showing us right now.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2021 06:49 PM (FYe3W)

340 Anna Puma

Well, that will leave some leakers. Hope the Super RBOC works.

Hope you are doing well, and that your VA paperwork is all behind you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

341 *You are eligible for COVID shot*

*selects locations less than 15 miles from where I live*

*No availability through (at least) May 31.*

No fvck'n way I'm driving 30 miles each way twice for this bullshit.

Posted by: Bete at March 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Ojki1)

342 it's also not impossible you're just a nicer person than I am !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AKJpt)

It is, however, impossible that there be a nicer person than Ben Had!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 09, 2021 06:51 PM (87oRe)

343 Axeman

Good analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:51 PM (u82oZ)

344 Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB)

Truth.

Ben Had is a wonder. But I still do not want to upset her. She can kick my ass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

345
It is, however, impossible that there be a nicer person than Ben Had!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 09, 2021 06:51 PM (87oRe)

This is absolutely true!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 09, 2021 06:52 PM (TdMsT)

346 Ben Had is a wonder. But I still do not want to upset her. She can kick my ass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2021 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

You, good sir, have learned much that is relevant to your survival!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 09, 2021 06:55 PM (87oRe)

347 >>> Mrs928 has requested that I not go to the mailbox in my boxers any longer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2021 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

My wife has an aunt out in the country. Her chickens got out of the pen one night. This was evidenced by a chicken in a bedroom window. This was a problem because they were having coyote problems. So she ran out in her nightgown to get the chickens.

She found the best way was to take her nightgown off and scoop them up. Just a naked woman running around at night herding chickens.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 09, 2021 06:56 PM (vHLlg)

348 I no longer have to wear a mask to work starting tomorrow! I mean, I still CAN if I want but I'm not required to. Guess what I'm choosing???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at March 09, 2021 06:56 PM (UUBmN)

349 I can only hope the kid's last name is Spades.

I can't say the last name obviously but it's pretty damn hilarious.
Posted by: Jewells45

Ventura ?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * keeping my sanity in the freezer at March 09, 2021 06:59 PM (eU/tF)

350 I can only hope the kid's last name is Spades

Been just reading along but getting quite a chuckle out of this

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

351 264 Did y'all see the Bath and Body Works fight? Some woman isn't wearing a mask and the BBW (heh) women turn the store into WWE prime time.

https://youtu.be/wFwg9RD_BX8
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2021 06:33 PM (YYlyE)
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Gal in the black two-piece outfit is sumptuous.

Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 09, 2021 07:10 PM (mWu8/)

352 "Tater" has a lot of congealed butter in his butt. Some things seen can't be unseen.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 09, 2021 09:09 PM (NVDjf)

353 This is exactly the face that the left is showing us right now.
It works both ways. I've read and argued against a million arguments a million different ways against those on the right that love Big Gub'Mint, here, for over a decade. It always comes down to "right against wrong".

And that's the point. Big, powerful government will do what it will for whoever controls it. I'd be happier - I suspect some here would be happier, and others quite sad - if we'd just fvcking stop trying to build big, powerful, effective government agencies. I want weak, inconsequential government. Because power will not be constrained by rules. And also - I don't care if New York doesn't want a ten round magazine. I don't live there. Call me if a New Yorker that does is forbidden to leave.

But those that are "right" ? They never see a reason to limit the good they can do. It's not tyranny, really, if it's for my own good.

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