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Julie Kelly

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So weird that David French hasn't tweeted anything about Andrew Cuomo. One would think the self-appointed scold of all that is unChristian, selfish, murderous, and predatory would have something to say [Thinking face]



This is a spicy little number.

Our "leaders" are fucking turnips.


Via SC Review. He called Pelosi a turnip, which I think is just perfect.

Today is the first anniversary of Fauci telling us not to wear masks:

Posted by: Ace at 03:23 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:23 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Roomy

Posted by: Count de Monet QRF at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)

3 And read content,guess I'll go find where everyone is at

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Remember the Maine!

https://tinyurl.com/4852n8r2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

6 Yeah, I'm old enough to remember when walking into a store with a mask on could get you shot.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (46GDR)

7 Yeah, I'm old enough to remember when walking into a store with a mask on could get you shot.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (46GDR)

It was only a year ago my Bank had a sign up-- NO entry with masks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:25 PM (GPwVZ)

8 If I were that professor, I'd give the student a pass if she (I assume it is a she) provided photographic evidence that she overcame and engaged in bug slaying. If she didn't and the bug escaped, or if her boyfriend dealt with it for her, then I would mark her down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:25 PM (Jsjd7)

9 That's some good excuse but I doubt it will fly

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:25 PM (Ipw/O)

10 One almost feels sorry for that girl(?) trapped by the bug while laughing at the same time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Zm+LZ)

11 Pelosi is so dang WEIRD!

Can't someone send her off to a cottage in the woods made of candy or something?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (bDqIh)

12 I would like to say that Karen has some legit mental disabilities, but it is increasingly difficult to tell any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (6/LtX)

13 Sponge you got to be quicker to get a first.
Horde dutifully called btw

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Cxk7w)

14 It was only a year ago my Bank had a sign up-- NO entry with masks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:25 PM (GPwVZ)
++++
Being required to wear a mask to go into the bank was surreal to the extreme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Jsjd7)

15 I don't give a flip about this woman or her votes or anything that goes on in DC, but I do appreciate the little curtsy accompanying the thumbs down.

I'm so easy.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (uEbPt)

16 What is chubby Karen's damage?
Does she want on, or di dshe feel it was stopping her from crossing the street???

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (bDqIh)

17 Which is worse?

Nancy Pelosi or Baba Yagga?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (Ipw/O)

18 Angry Karen thinks bus is a buffet and won't let her board.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Julie Kelly is a national treasure.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

20 Remember the Maine!

https://tinyurl.com/4852n8r2
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)


What did the Maine ever do to you?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Wemens, always cryin and smashing bus windows.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (1ISKN)

22 Biden calling off that second strike is reminiscent of Trump calling off a strike at the last minute because of the innocent people that would have been killed. Looks like Biden is trying to crib more off the Trump playbook than just the WuFlu vaccine.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (4tiP2)

23 I remember when it was a federal crime to go into a bank with a mask on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

24 Just say 'open Biden' and all your dreams will come true...He He Ha He He hic hic hic,

Posted by: Colin at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (eYzg0)

25 Hey lady attacking the innocent bus, your bra strap is showing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (Ipw/O)

26 Sponge you got to be quicker to get a first.
Horde dutifully called btw
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Cxk7w)


I'm always first and don't you forget it!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

27 No... no... anything but Pelosi!!!!! PLEASE!!!!

Posted by: Baba Yagga at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (uEbPt)

28 I do appreciate the little curtsy accompanying the thumbs down.

It looked really childish and unprofessional to me, but with that name its hardly surprising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

29 Hulksmash Karen has quite the run waddle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (r+sAi)

30 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (1ISKN)

31 Karen just beat up a bus.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (3H9h1)

32 One almost feels sorry for that girl(?) trapped by the bug while laughing at the same time.
Scairdy-cat. So much for having dominion over the Earth, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (HaL55)

33 26 Sponge you got to be quicker to get a first.
Horde dutifully called btw
Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at March 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Cxk7w)

I'm always first and don't you forget it!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Without you, we'd never be able to get to talk about the content.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

34 Nancy Pelosi or Baba Yagga?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (Ipw/O)
++++
Baba Yagga: Baba Yaga frequently bears the epithet "bony leg" (Baba Iaga kostianaia noga), and when inside of her dwelling, she may be found stretched out over the stove, reaching from one corner of the hut to another. Baba Yaga may sense and mention the "Russian scent" (russkim dukhom) of those that visit her. Her nose may stick into the ceiling. Particular emphasis may be placed by some narrators on the repulsiveness of her nose, breasts, buttocks, or vagina.

The jury's back. The verdict: "indistinguishable."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (Jsjd7)

35 That fatso Karen with no self control: I don't understand... what's her deal? She wants on the bus and they won't let her? Or something else.... context?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (pcsoT)

36 "This is a spicy little number."

Waiting for Alexthechick to weigh in on this one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (4tiP2)

37 Who's on more meds for dementia, Joe or Nancy?

She's fucked in the head, boy.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

38 I am a bit surprised that such a pudgy fist swung by a pear could apply enough force. Must have something to do with momentum.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (LWu6U)

39 Ahhh, Minnesota. Looks like they have a special breed of Karens. #BusRidesMatter REEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (3lW9V)

40 Late To Class is just an unproduced script from Night Gallery.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (ch6++)

41 30 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (1ISKN)

Full bab, d10 hit dice, good fortitude and will saves, smite good.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

42 The porkulus bill he removed any tax liability for student loan forgiveness. Which is the first step in a massive loan forgiveness EO coming from the oh so moderate Biden. All you suckers who paid your loans off can go fuck yourselves as long as Joe is concerned.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (71xva)

43 Sinema needs a new wardrobe. That outfit is terrible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

44 TJM...

Whadda ya got for Tippecanoe and Tyler Too?

Waiting out the refractory period here boss...

Posted by: browndog at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (BgMrQ)

45 The strangest response to Sinema's thumbs down so far is. . .


@bessbell

I am insane and zoomed in on another picture of her carrying and in the spirit of Edward R. Murrow-level journalism I'm humbled to announce in a parody of white feminism Krysten Sinema [sic] voted against a $15 living wage while carrying a giant Lululemon bag. . .

https://tinyurl.com/w3beb5v7

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

46 Looks like Cuomo is getting impeached....

Posted by: McCool at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (BqBIh)

47 Bus Woman was trying to make the windshield look more like her mirror.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (uEbPt)

48 Don't these senators have little aye and no buttons they could push to vote?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (r+sAi)

49 News Story: Biden stopped a bombing when he saw women and children in the target area.
Truth: Biden, in his senility, was trying to bomb Switzerland

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (FJYfm)

50 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?

I think it's a conscious attempt to sound Lovecraftian. I wonder if the professor in question is English Lit.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (qc+VF)

51 Did everyone have to "come on down!" and deliver their vote?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (CAJOC)

52 She wanted to mate.

The bus said no.

Broken glass.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Paying homage to Juan McAmnestys Obamacare vote. Well played madam, well played indeed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (71xva)

54 Looks like Cuomo is getting impeached....
Posted by: McCool at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (BqBIh)

Doesn't mean he will be convicted and considering it is NY, what comes next might be worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (GPwVZ)

55 I remember last January all the leftists in Virginia saying that the people wearing masks while protesting the Democrats' gun legislation should be locked up because of the state's anti mask laws.

2 months later they were screaming people should be arrested for not wearing masks.

At least they are consistent in their inconsistency.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (I8FKK)

56 48 Don't these senators have little aye and no buttons they could push to vote?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (r+sAi)

Do you think they could manage anything that complicated?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (1ISKN)

57 Pelosi acts like a 5 year old who has not been told whatever attention seeking behavior she is engaged in is not cute.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (AD3JT)

58 Looks like Cuomo is getting impeached....
Posted by: McCool at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (BqBIh)

Doesn't mean he will be convicted and considering it is NY, what comes next might be worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (GPwVZ)

But if he is convicted can we lose the name on that Bridge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (GPwVZ)

59 Sinema sticking it, too funny.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (Cxk7w)

60 Looks like Cuomo is getting impeached....
Posted by: McCool at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (BqBIh)


Only to get a prime time slot on MSNBC. He'll compete directly against is Fredo brother on CNN.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

61 32 One almost feels sorry for that girl(?) trapped by the bug while laughing at the same time.
Scairdy-cat. So much for having dominion over the Earth, huh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 08, 2021 03:29 PM (HaL55)

It's Colby College...

How do we know this is a girl having the issues?

Posted by: browndog at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)

62 17 Which is worse?
Nancy Pelosi or Baba Yagga?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:27 PM (Ipw/O)

I thought they were one and the same?

Posted by: BifBewalski - Pelosi is Baba Yaga at March 08, 2021 03:32 PM (VcFUs)

63 The porkulus bill he removed any tax liability for student loan forgiveness. Which is the first step in a massive loan forgiveness EO coming from the oh so moderate Biden. All you suckers who paid your loans off can go fuck yourselves as long as Joe is concerned.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 08, 2021 03:30 PM (71xva)
++++
Yeah. I am increasingly happy that I lived like a monk for years to get out of debt and build my savings instead of paying minimums and living it up like a much richer person while continuously adding liabilities that I can't possibly satisfy.

Doing the right thing and living honorably shouldn't make you nothing but a sucker. Any society that manages to make "honorable" and "sucker" equivalent is doomed.

For those of you in Rio Linda, "we're doomed."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (Jsjd7)

64 Spicy Sinema in a sassy schoolgirl skirt.

Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (5ZHS+)

65 One almost feels sorry for that girl(?) trapped by the bug while laughing at the same time.

Not really, but maybe I'm just in a bad mood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

66 Did everyone have to "come on down!" and deliver their vote? <<<
They do that now for bs "social distancing".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

67 I thought Fauci said we didn't need masks in Jan 2020. And again in Feb 2020.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (4a9Vv)

68 That big fat mama jama was hungry!

She looked like a big fat feral beast roaming the street in search of a bus to eat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (mEC7p)

69 Bus guy better get out of there before she comes back with her sister Trigglypuff.

Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (+ya+t)

70 I'm assuming fat lady has gotten both of her vaccine shots?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (ch6++)

71 I'm scared of bugs, too. That's what husbands are for.

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (7Xb4u)

72 The mental health crisis in the US is no fucking joke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (PrvRk)

73 Young woman several days later relating the traumatic event. "It was so horrible. There it hovered making this unworldly chittering noises that were out of sync with the wings' electric thrum. And it stared at me with those bulbous faceted eyes as if trying to steal my thoughts my sanity. It was such a mind searing vassal of horror I still shiver thinking about it."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Ipw/O)

74 Jeebus what is wrong with Pelosi. Whats with the tittering at her own little absolutely nightmarish image of begging biden to open stores. We boned.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (9dzlp)

75 I give the girl credit for "I am at every disadvantage". I rather like that turn of phrase.

And it's possible that the teacher told them, if you're going to be late, you'd better have an interesting excuse( or it better be life or death, or some such...)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (CAJOC)

76 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)

77 47 Bus Woman was trying to make the windshield look more like her mirror.
Posted by: ...

She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
'The curse is come upon me,' cried
The Lady of Shalott.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (LWu6U)

78 Doesn't mean he will be convicted and considering it is NY, what comes next might be worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:31 PM (GPwVZ)
++++
It'll be a good litmus test, though, in a couple of dimensions. Does he get convicted? If convicted, is he removed? If he is removed, is he replaced with another Gangster Coalition Democrat? If not, who gets in? Will it be Maoist Coalition or Marxist Coalition? Will it be an actual moderate? Will it possibly be a Republican of some kind?

It'll be interesting to watch if nothing else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (Jsjd7)

79 Fauci said dont wear masks. DeBlasio said go to Chinatown and have a blast cuz Corona is just racist scaremongering. How soon that tweet was memory holed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (71xva)

80 Looks like Cuomo is getting impeached....
----------
Doesn't mean he will be convicted...


Doesn't matter. He'll be "impeached forever." That's the way it works, right? I seem to remember someone important telling me that.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (qc+VF)

81 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (arJlL)

82 DeBlasio said go to Chinatown and have a blast cuz Corona is just racist scaremongering.

Then he had a big cozy party marching down the street with his Chinese overlords.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

83 When I was in college the professors could care less if you didn't show up to class. They weren't paying tuition.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (1ISKN)

84 I dont really give a fuck about Cuomo. Biden, Shumer and Pelosi are shredding what is left of this country on a daily basis. Cuomo is a sideshow.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (71xva)

85 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)


If you can pull it off, you should wear them everywhere. The problem is, almost no one in Washington can.

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (FJYfm)

86 76 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)

That's so the rest of Congress knows they can fuck her constituents.

Posted by: BifBewalski - maybe she could wear The Princess Leia Bikini? at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (VcFUs)

87 The mental health crisis in the US most of the civilized world is no fucking joke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (PrvRk)
++++
FIFY. The only upshot is that misery loves company, and we've got plenty of it on this planet in Current Year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (Jsjd7)

88 it ain't over until the fat lady trundles

Posted by: x4 at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (oA+QO)

89

Joe Biden will make his first primetime address later this week to mark roughly the one-year anniversary of the coronavirus pandemic. Biden will deliver remarks on Thursday to discuss the pain Americans have experienced over the last year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

90 What is chubby Karen's damage?
Does she want on, or di dshe feel it was stopping her from crossing the street???
Posted by: Lizzy


Another insane person wandering the streets with a Smartphone. I think there was someone on the bus she wanted to get at.
It's crazy pants out there.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

91 If our enemies were going to pick who would be President, could they have done better than Biden/Harris? If so, please nominate who would be worse for American interests:

Posted by: iandeal at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (vgGyZ)

92 That message about the bug? Yeah, that would be me.

Posted by: Toni at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (ppbIJ)

93 82 DeBlasio said go to Chinatown and have a blast cuz Corona is just racist scaremongering.

Then he had a big cozy party marching down the street with his Chinese overlords.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

=========

And he didn't die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

94 >>Pelosi acts like a 5 year old who has not been told whatever attention seeking behavior she is engaged in is not cute.

Heh, yes.

She's never been half as clever as she imagines herself to be. You tell her lying/attempts to spin immediately, while she giggles and gestures wildly at the American people whom she thinks are inferior to her.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2021 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

95 If you can pull it off, you should wear them everywhere. The problem is, almost no one in Washington can.
Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (FJYfm)
++++
Condi could for a while.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:37 PM (Jsjd7)

96
Welp, has some serious crazy power.

I wouldn't have believed she could've broken that window with her Flabby Fist O'SocialJustice.

We truly live in an Age of Miracles.

And the likes of Loonie McGorgeOnCrisco are Our New Betters.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2021 03:37 PM (EERbD)

97 Joe Biden will make his first primetime address later this week to mark roughly the one-year anniversary of the coronavirus pandemic. Biden will deliver remarks on Thursday to discuss the pain Americans have experienced over the last year.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2021 03:36 PM (63Dwl)
++++
I hope it goes better for him than his two sentences about the new pork bill.

Actually, I hope it doesn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

98 That lady assaulting the bus has Mortadella Arms.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (oWa8A)

99 Just revealed that Random Ken is actually Edward Snowden.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (zSYq6)

100 'The curse is come upon me,' cried
The Lady of Shalott.


Cannot be her, for:

But Lancelot mused a little space;
He said, "She has a lovely face;
God in his mercy lend her grace,
The Lady of Shalott."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

101 Beating up a bus should at least get her 72 hours observation in the looney bin. They have video proof she is a danger to others.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (Ipw/O)

102 My favorite thing right now is to have people tell me that they will call the police if I won't cover my face while inside the bank.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (TIEIK)

103 67 I thought Fauci said we didn't need masks in Jan 2020. And again in Feb 2020.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 08, 2021 03:33 PM (4a9Vv)


And again in March 2020 because he didn't want the proles going out and buying K95 masks because healthcare workers needed them.

What was happening was that Chinese nationals in the US were buying them up and sending them to China (kept seeing them with baskets full in Lowes and Home Depot last January and Feb)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (I8FKK)

104 It'll be a good litmus test, though, in a couple of dimensions. Does he get convicted? If convicted, is he removed? If he is removed, is he replaced with another Gangster Coalition Democrat? If not, who gets in? Will it be Maoist Coalition or Marxist Coalition? Will it be an actual moderate? Will it possibly be a Republican of some kind?

It'll be interesting to watch if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:35 PM (Jsjd7)

If nothing else, it establishes a precedent, one way or the other. Just like with Clinton. If lying under oath doesn't merit impeachment, then nothing Trump did merits it. Get them all on record.

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 03:38 PM (FJYfm)

105 If you think those are Sinema's fk-me boots, Google Sinema+hooker boots.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2021 03:39 PM (AD3JT)

106 When I was in college the professors could care less if you didn't show up to class

Yeah that was my experience as well: show up, don't show up, they didn't care. They had their job to do, and you were supposed to be adults.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

107 Cuomo won't be running for President.
GOAL !!!!!!!

Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (7Xb4u)

108 Taylor

She's the Lady of Shall Not

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (Ipw/O)

109
Joe Biden will make his first primetime address later this week to mark roughly the one-year anniversary of the coronavirus pandemic.

-------

LOL. I bet every Democrat in DC will be holding their breath to see if the old duffer makes it through on all the meth they hit him with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (3lW9V)

110 Dear Professor:

So sorry, what I thought was a big bug was my roommate's Roomba.

p.s. it ate my homework

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (w9Wax)

111 I think Marsha Blackburn could pull of wearing CFM boots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (PrvRk)

112 Karen must pay ... but the bus company should quit using Cousin Joe for cheap windshields ... even if she hit it with her phone, seems like it broke too easily ... I actually wonder if it is photoshopped, but the people react like it broke. (it shouldn't crack like that, isn't it supposed to shatter in safe pieces?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

113 >> Beating up a bus should at least get her 72 hours observation in the looney bin. They have video proof she is a danger to others.


Jerome Bettis could take her.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (oWa8A)

114
"Open, Biden!" is Hunter's favorite phrase.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (3lW9V)

115 I dont really give a fuck about Cuomo. Biden, Shumer and Pelosi are shredding what is left of this country on a daily basis. Cuomo is a sideshow.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Yeah, we just got a Presidential election stolen right out from under us. But hey look, shiney thing!

Sideshow Fredo. What a gimp.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

116 Who came up with marking the one year "anniversary" of this shit while it's still going on?

Only these assholes. I'm telling you.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (uEbPt)

117 I knew more than a few students who only went to class for tests.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (TIEIK)

118
DeBlasio said go to Chinatown and have a blast cuz Corona is just racist scaremongering.

Then he had a big cozy party marching down the street with his Chinese overlords.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Is that where they had "hug a Chinaman" or was that San Francisco?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

119 76 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)

Zod would disagree...vehemently!

Posted by: browndog at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (BgMrQ)

120 Our "leaders" are fucking turnips.

-----

No Taxation Without Vegetation!

The sun is always setting on the Biden Empire ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (ynBkT)

121 Joe Biden will make his first primetime address later this week to mark roughly the one-year anniversary of the coronavirus pandemic.

...

AKA National Trunalimunumaprzure Day

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 03:42 PM (ohOLP)

122 >>I knew more than a few students who only went to class for tests.


Yeah, that was me...and I would FedEx my papers to the Office.

Fuck that class shit.
There were trails to ride and like 25,000 chicks to try to bang.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 03:42 PM (oWa8A)

123 112 Karen must pay ... but the bus company should quit using Cousin Joe for cheap windshields ... even if she hit it with her phone, seems like it broke too easily ... I actually wonder if it is photoshopped, but the people react like it broke. (it shouldn't crack like that, isn't it supposed to shatter in safe pieces?)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

Yeah that does look like something was up with the glass. Not like she was relying on leg strength or momentum, she just pounded on it using her arm.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 03:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

124 Cuomo won't be running for President.
GOAL !!!!!!!
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (7Xb4u)


Eh. Maybe not.

I doubt Cuomo Gang O'Crooks are worse than Obama/Biden's Gang O'Maoist Crooks.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2021 03:42 PM (EERbD)

125
Who came up with marking the one year "anniversary" of this shit while it's still going on?

Only these assholes. I'm telling you.
Posted by: ...


Did we have a one year anniversary celebration on December 7, 1942?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

126 When I was in college the professors could care less if you didn't show up to class

Yeah that was my experience as well: show up, don't show up, they didn't care. They had their job to do, and you were supposed to be adults.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 03:39 PM (KZzsI)


Except the ones you knew were crib courses for the football team and you took it to get a gen Ed requirement out of the way.....you skipped it so often that 30 years later you still have.............................THE DREAM

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (ySQBZ)

127 Yeah, I'm old enough to remember when walking into a store with a mask on could get you shot.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 08, 2021 03:24 PM (46GDR)


At the cigar store last Saturday, I was talking about the difference between humor and satire and used the examples of Red Skelton and Lenny Bruce. None of the fucking whatever-generation they are knew whom I was talking about.

I felt really old. Probably why I got absolutely schnockered later on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (2JVJo)

128 Class was useless and my professors were idiots.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (uEbPt)

129 Two weeks to flatten the curve!


Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

130 "Open, Biden!" is Hunter's favorite phrase.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (3lW9V)
++++
Is this a joke about the Biden family's lecherous incest or about their towering arrogance?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (Jsjd7)

131 @julie_kelly2

So weird that David French hasn't tweeted anything about Andrew Cuomo. One would think the self-appointed scold of all that is unChristian, selfish, murderous, and predatory would have something to say [Thinking face]

-----

Isn't it time to cancel New York governor Fredo Le Pew?

Posted by: ShainS at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (ynBkT)

132 but the people react like it broke. (it shouldn't crack like that, isn't it supposed to shatter in safe pieces?)

*

I'm no bus-glassologist, but

Laminated I'd imagine. It will stay mostly together.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (TIEIK)

133 >>Two weeks to flatten the curve!


*Looks in Pants*

Nope -
Still Bent.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (oWa8A)

134 129 Two weeks to flatten the curve!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

One year to rig an election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (1ISKN)

135 Open, Biden!" is Hunter's favorite phrase.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:41 PM (3lW9V)

++++

Is this a joke about the Biden family's lecherous incest or about their towering arrogance?

Posted by: Joe Mannix


Embrace the empowering word "both."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (Ipw/O)

136 About 25% of the migrants dropped off in a Texas border town tested positive for coronavirus, according to the director of the homeless shelter where Border Patrol agents are releasing the illegal immigrants they are catching, The Washington Times reported on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (GPwVZ)

137 128 Class was useless and my professors were idiots.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (uEbPt)

...

And the TA's grasp of English made comprehension impossible.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (ohOLP)

138 LOL. I bet every Democrat in DC will be holding their breath to see if the old duffer makes it through on all the meth they hit him with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I keep waiting for the law of unintended consequences to kick in.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (zSYq6)

139 Ashli Babbitt's family is considering suing the piece of shit who murdered her and the crew of numbnuts he was part of. Please include the RINOs who acted like retarded monkeys.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

140 131
Isn't it time to cancel New York governor Fredo Le Pew?
Posted by: ShainS at March 08, 2021 03:44 PM (ynBkT)

==========

"I often called into question Cuomo's leadership. I'm not going to provide a single timely example of me doing this, though, and if you doubt me then you are a bad Christian."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

141 Gab down for anyone else?

Posted by: LB at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (8ANXu)

142 He called Pelosi a turnip, which I think is just perfect.

I've been calling Biden a turnip now for some time!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (YqDXo)

143 105 Oh, I see what you mean, she wore those to the House of Congress too.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

144 I went to college before the TAs only spoke mandarin

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (ySQBZ)

145 Ashli Babbitt's family is considering suing the piece of shit who murdered her and the crew of numbnuts he was part of.


No standing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (4+MtS)

146 And the TA's grasp of English made comprehension impossible.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (ohOLP)

I had a TA once who's breath was so bad you could smell it around a corner. Absolutely no one went to him for help.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (1ISKN)

147 You mean when Joey Bidet finally blows his gasket, looses what little inhibition is left to him, strips off his clothes, and sexually assaults Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Ipw/O)

148 I went in a gun store last year that had a big sign saying PLEASE don't wear your mask in here, and if you were worried about the COVID-19s just try to avoid licking the doorknobs.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (TIEIK)

149 I am convinced Nanzi is as gone as Xiden

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

150 She thought it was the bang bus, so she hit it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

151 February 17, 2020: Dr. Fauci says that the risk of coronavirus infection in the United States is "miniscule."

Believe me, he knows miniscule.

Posted by: fly gal at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (JGX9O)

152 Gab down for anyone else?
Posted by: LB at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (8ANXu)

Yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (GPwVZ)

153
I'm joking about how Hunter likes fucking his family members, but whatever works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (3lW9V)

154 That vid of Pelosi.... she looks way different than a previous video. I realize she's death warmed over, but geeze woman you're beyond crazy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (3H9h1)

155 136 About 25% of the migrants dropped off in a Texas border town tested positive for coronavirus, according to the director of the homeless shelter where Border Patrol agents are releasing the illegal immigrants they are catching, The Washington Times reported on Monday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (GPwVZ)

Texas should bus them all to "K" street and offload them there. Watch how quick that shit would cease.

Posted by: BifBewalski - rulz is rulz at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (VcFUs)

156 129 Two weeks to flatten the curve!


Posted by: nurse ratched

#twoweeks!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (qZdIZ)

157 Gab down for anyone else?
Posted by: LB at March 08, 2021 03:45 PM (8ANXu)



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Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Pelosi needs a new bra. Her tips are banging her ankles.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (ySQBZ)

159 >>She thought it was the bang bus, so she hit it.


Thar She Blows!

Posted by: Captain Stabbin' at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (oWa8A)

160 And the TA's grasp of English made comprehension impossible.
Posted by: TexasDan

Grad TA's I have known:
I had a couple of Chinese TA's who were almost incomprehensible.
An Indian (subcontinent) that was the most arrogant man I think I have ever known.
A middle aged woman going back to get her grad degree; I think she was an overweight Lesbian.
An arrogant Pakistani that ridiculed the women in our lab, until I turned on him one day about that. He backed down immediately.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

161 Tits

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (ySQBZ)

162 Is Sinema trying for the "Dirty schoolgirl" look on the senate floor?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (4+MtS)

163 You mean when Joey Bidet finally blows his gasket, looses what little inhibition is left to him, strips off his clothes, and sexually assaults Nancy Pelosi?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Ipw/O)

Yes! All the while shitting hisself.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (mEC7p)

164 Nancy Pelosi. Death Becomes Her. And her body and fender guy has just passed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (Ipw/O)

165 Cuomo really is boring and unimportant, however titillating or entertaining on a cartoonish level. That some as stupid, arrogant, thuggish, and clueless could be governor of a formerly important state is of slight interest, but kind of redundant evidence of severe national degradation, at this point.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (OTzUX)

166 Hello Student NullTestes,

While I award you an A for creativity, I must subtract 1.5 grades for nonadultiveness, and 2 grades for not keeping current on current events. Were you current, you would have known that intoning "Open Biden" would have opened your path forward.

Final grade: D-

Posted by: Your Professor at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (DMUuz)

167 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

Nurse!

**hugs**

Thank you for the lovely picture. I really needed that today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (2JVJo)

168 76 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)
Not appropriate wardrobe for the Senate floor...oh, wait, they are a bunch of fcking whores anyway. Never mind.

Funny to watch, though.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (ufFY8)

169 Hang Cuomo by his nipple rings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (Ipw/O)

170 At the cigar store last Saturday, I was talking about the difference between humor and satire and used the examples of Red Skelton and Lenny Bruce.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I just learned on the weekend that Red Skelton is credited with inventing the comedy routing of someone getting progressively drunk during the skit.

Seems like something that would have been around forever, and maybe it was, but Red gets the credit anyways.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (LWu6U)

171 I'd hit it

Posted by: 8 Ball at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (6iURM)

172 144 I went to college before the TAs only spoke mandarin
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (ySQBZ)


I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions." Everything else was incomprehensible, as he turned to the board and muttered to himself in Mandarin or maybe English. Who knew which?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

173
Thank you for the lovely picture. I really needed that today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2021 03:49 PM (2JVJo)


It happened?

Because there's pics, something must've happened. You know the rules.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

174 I went in a gun store last year that had a big sign saying PLEASE don't wear your mask in here, and if you were worried about the COVID-19s just try to avoid licking the doorknobs.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions

Hah! There was one we went to that had a silly likeness of Mike DeWine with a Hitler like mustache photoshopped on his picture.
I laffed reel hard!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (vcOmj)

175 looses --> loses

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

176 Tits
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM


Meh.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 08, 2021 03:51 PM (DMUuz)

177 Nasty Nan really does tickle* herself, doesn't she?

Define for yourself. Not much chance you will be wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2021 03:51 PM (vD+8F)

178 170 At the cigar store last Saturday, I was talking about the difference between humor and satire and used the examples of Red Skelton and Lenny Bruce.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

there is no diff

they both suck

Posted by: 8 Ball at March 08, 2021 03:52 PM (6iURM)

179 Looking at the clip of Pelosi, it is obvious she is suffering form dementia too.

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2021 03:52 PM (gmo/4)

180 At least Juan McCain didn't wear his F*ck Me boots, ball-gag, and other S+M gear when he voted thumbs-down to betray us ... so he has that going for him while his funeral proceeds unabated through Uranus' atmosphere.

Posted by: ShainS at March 08, 2021 03:52 PM (ynBkT)

181 Ashli Babbitt's family is considering suing the piece of shit who murdered her and the crew of numbnuts he was part of.


No standing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2021 03:46 PM (4+MtS)

Only way she will get any justice. Lord knows the DOJ isn't going to provide it.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (tMxRZ)

182 I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions." Everything else was incomprehensible, as he turned to the board and muttered to himself in Mandarin or maybe English. Who knew which?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

Pararrerograms.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (1ISKN)

183 Colby college

Where parents send their privileged snowflakes and $$$$$$$$.

Posted by: LASue, as legit the president as Biden at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

184 111 I think Marsha Blackburn could pull of wearing CFM boots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2021 03:40 PM (PrvRk)

Let's include Governors. I nominate Noem.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (ufFY8)

185 If Maxine Waters et al can wear enormous foam cowboy hats and silly slave-trader "Africa" window curtains on the floor of Congress, I'm fine with fuck me boots on attractive young women, too.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (TIEIK)

186 I saw Form Dementia open for Pantera at The Romper Room in '95.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

187 That vid of Pelosi.... she looks way different than a previous video. I realize she's death warmed over, but geeze woman you're beyond crazy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 08, 2021 03:47 PM (3H9h1)


Maybe the video camera lens was a slight fisheye or something because yes, she had a crazed moon face. As far as the audio, still sounds like a senile great aunt that makes you avoid family gatherings.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

188 Red Skelton did not suck.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (45fpk)

189 Good afternoon

This day... First world problems for me... Appreciate the "hits" up top.

This Julie Kelly is good at pointing out problematic thinking.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (IDhUW)

190 What does it mean, exactly, for Party Tits to be impeached?

Turn in his executive washroom key? Get someone to co-sign his EO's? Loss of primo parking spots?

It make a little more impact if he was imprisoned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (3H9h1)

191 DOW up 1.4%, Nasdaq down 2%, SnP about even. What does it mean? will Fed Reserve tell us when they start buying stocks? They already "bought" junky bonds to prop up "the market" for the rich folks.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

192 Pelosi is off her rocker, that's for sure. And God knows what goes on behind the scenes at the White House for those who have to prepare Bogus Biden for his very brief but still garbled and nutso public speeches.I am not feeling very confident with this current regime.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (ZE5eB)

193 168-
Someone on Twitter commented that Sinema dresses like she always has somewhere else to be and just stopped off at Congress on the way.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (AD3JT)

194 An Indian (subcontinent) that was the most arrogant man I think I have ever known.

Most arrogant man I've ever known was a Nigerian prof on sabbatical in the lab where I was a grad student. He strutted around like Mussolini, barking out orders to all and sundry: "You! Here! Take this, and do that!"

I suggested he perform an act that is not actually physically possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

195 Agree Sinema needs a wardrobe change, you really shouldn't wear your fk me boots to the floor of Congress
Posted by: Skip

She's weird, yes.
But, in this case she was putting it to the $15/hr bunch so I'm good with it.

She only gets to vote 'no' infrequently so she has to make a spectacle of it so she can run in AZ.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (gtatv)

196 I'm certain it's still on in some market areas, so it's a matter of time for the cancel crew to go after Rocky and Bullwinkle. I was thinking of better magic words than Open Biden, and Eenie Meenie, Chili Beanie came to mind.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (I58tH)

197 I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions." Everything else was incomprehensible, as he turned to the board and muttered to himself in Mandarin or maybe English. Who knew which?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)


This same person "taught" my daughter and son high school pre-calc.

Posted by: LASue, as legit the president as Biden at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

198 Just for small kix, somebody oughta do a video mash-up of the idiot Fauci and the airhead Biden and others pooh-poohing C19, or obscenely slandering Trump for basic (if actually pointless) moves like travel bans, from January to March last year.

Of course the larger effort should be to illustrate how utterly pointless all the "mitigation" nonsense was, how this was no surprise given actual science and historical observation, and how much needless damage was inflicted by the response to the novel virus.

But that implicates the technical failure of the entire epidemiology and publich health establishment, world-wide (minus a few honoroable exceptions), and highlights the lysenkoization of yet another area of "science", so it would be uncomfortable for too many.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (OTzUX)

199 Let's include Governors. I nominate Noem.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (ufFY
she actually wears cowboy boots with spurs

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (gmo/4)

200 Nasty Nan really does tickle* herself, doesn't she?

Define for yourself. Not much chance you will be wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2021 03:51 PM (vD+8F)

Look, some of us have to eat lunch next Wednesday.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (uEbPt)

201 If Maxine Waters et al can wear enormous foam cowboy hats and silly slave-trader "Africa" window curtains on the floor of Congress, I'm fine with fuck me boots on attractive young women, too.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce


I saw Mad Maxine in the airport in Columbus once, she was leaving after some big, dumb Democrat fundraiser. It was during the Obama Era, because Sundown Joe was getting cleared to take off in Airforce 2.
She's really little, about 5' 2" tall. And had some kind of fake wig on.
I wish I would have curb stomped her then. Who knew I would never have that chance again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

202 168-
Someone on Twitter commented that Sinema dresses like she always has somewhere else to be and just stopped off at Congress on the way.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (AD3JT)

LOL. Perfect.

Ranks up there with the person who described Whitmer's wardrobe as Bowling banquet couture.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 08, 2021 03:56 PM (tMxRZ)

203 (it shouldn't crack like that, isn't it supposed to shatter in safe pieces?)
Posted by: illiniwek

I think buses use non-tempered, laminated glass which is easy to kick out in case of a rollover. Yes, you are right though that it broke way to easy - glass can do that if under stress from warped frame, or if there is burr or dent in frame applying pressure at one point. But I am not an expert on this stuff.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2021 03:56 PM (LWu6U)

204 Nancy Pelosi, She Wolf of Congress in black leather.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:56 PM (Ipw/O)

205 For the last year Nanzi's press conferences she does exactly what Xiden does, rambles on about the subject then changes course and starts on something you have no idea what she's talking about.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2021 03:56 PM (Cxk7w)

206 Sinema is William F. Buckley compared to McCain.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:56 PM (uEbPt)

207 I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions." Everything else was incomprehensible, as he turned to the board and muttered to himself in Mandarin or maybe English. Who knew which?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

...

My worst was fluid dynamics.

No, the worst was actually the guy in materials who expected us to actually memorize the phase diagram for steel, because he's worked at Bethlehem steel for 25 years and had it memorized. Visiting prof from Cal Poly iirc.

I did enjoy our Calc 3 prof from Greece, with whom the entire class used to argue about the prounciation of "Psi". He said he was Greek and knew better than us blah blah blah.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (ohOLP)

208 I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM


Imagine a near-spherical Trigglypuff, in her natural glory, flapping her arms. To describe the harmonic, indeed kaleidoscopic, motions rippling up and down her body, would you utilize a 2nd or 3rd order differential equation?

Posted by: Your DiffEq Professor at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (DMUuz)

209 My package from ACME just blew up on my front porch. Dang Fed Ex driver.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (zSYq6)

210 I suggested he perform an act that is not actually physically possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

Acquire a brain and vote Democrat?

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (uEbPt)

211 Only way she will get any justice. Lord knows the DOJ isn't going to provide it.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (tMxRZ)


I hope they weren't holding their breath waiting for the GOP to get off their dead asses to do one fucking thing on their behalf. After watching what the donks did on behalf of Fentanyl Floyd, the Repukes need a close encounter with a wood chipper.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM (y7DUB)

212 I suggested he perform an act that is not actually physically possible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


The Indian in question was a grad student in Physics, and actually was a very smart guy. But he was just really hard to take. He was arrogant and rude with everyone, guys and girls. And that was 46 years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM (vcOmj)

213 Is Sinema trying for the "Dirty schoolgirl" look on the senate floor?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2021 03:48 PM (4+MtS)

If so, she missed the mark. She needs to study Brittney spears video for tips.

And she should lose the backpack. This is 2nd period English.

Posted by: LASue, as legit the president as Biden at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

214 Flapping Trigglypuff?

Fluid Dynamics would be a better tool set to solve that problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM (Ipw/O)

215 What was the angry Karen yelling at the bus? "You have no right to be bigger than I am"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 03:59 PM (uk/oG)

216 I wish I would have curb stomped her then. Who knew I would never have that chance again.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (vcOmj)


I subscribe to the many-worlds interpretation.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 08, 2021 03:59 PM (t+qrx)

217 The Indian in question was a grad student in Physics, and actually was a very smart guy. But he was just really hard to take. He was arrogant and rude with everyone, guys and girls. And that was 46 years ago.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM (vcOmj)


*steps off lawn*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 08, 2021 04:00 PM (PrvRk)

218 A middle aged woman going back to get her grad degree; I think she was an overweight Lesbian.

She was going back to get her grad degree because she was an overweight lesbian?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2021 04:00 PM (VP4Cd)

219 Pelosi got a new hair"stylist"- she probably killed the last one who busted her for her illegal hair appointment

Posted by: LASue, as legit the president as Biden at March 08, 2021 04:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

220 Cuomo would be much more interesting if he actually was some sort of connected mob boss instead of like DiNiro who pretends to be one.

Posted by: dartist at March 08, 2021 04:01 PM (+ya+t)

221
I subscribe to the many-worlds interpretation.
Posted by: hogmartin

In some other reality, I did curb stomp her, and am serving a long term sentence in the Federal gray bar hotel.
That's reassuring, let me tell you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

222 Powder Valley has a wide assortment of Norma rifle smokeless powder in stock right now.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2021 04:02 PM (pO7gM)

223 158 Pelosi needs a new bra. Her tips are banging her ankles.
eeewwww

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 08, 2021 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

224 221 In some other reality, I did curb stomp her, and am serving a long term sentence in the Federal gray bar hotel.
That's reassuring, let me tell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

========

There is precisely one universe where you are smashing both Kate Upton and Karen Gillen right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

225 Red Skelton did not suck.
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 03:53 PM (45fpk)


He was very funny. Grammie, if you ever get the chance, watch 1945s Maisie Gets Her Man, with Skelton and the luscious Ann Sothern:

https://tinyurl.com/4hzcumpp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2021 04:02 PM (2JVJo)

226 The Indian in question was a grad student in
Physics, and actually was a very smart guy. But he was just really hard
to take. He was arrogant and rude with everyone, guys and girls. And
that was 46 years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 08, 2021 03:58 PM

I had a internal medicine doctor like that once. From India and he was the best recommended guy in the CT, MA, RI tri State area but he was an arrogant ass. I went to see him once and never went back.


He would talk over you and not answer basic questions that you had.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (JUOKG)

227 Oooooh, I'll bet Meggy sets Twitter on fire ripping Sinema for mocking her dead old man.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (0ke1d)

228 At the cigar store last Saturday, I was talking about the difference between humor and satire and used the examples of Red Skelton and Lenny Bruce. None of the fucking whatever-generation they are knew whom I was talking about.

I felt really old. Probably why I got absolutely schnockered later on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 08, 2021 03:43 PM (2JVJo)

Red Skelton i can understand not being familiar with, but comedy central used to worship Lenny Bruce. They used to run some specials quite frequently with his material and about him around 2006. For some reason I think they were trying to poke fun at George Bush with those.

Damn kids these days.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (cqAUI)

229 We had a Lebanese PhD student in the lab, in his 40's, which to us was an inconceivable age to be a student. Nice guy, quiet.

This is a structural lab, so we made things out of concrete and steel and then broke them dramatically. I'm in the machine shop area with my lab partner using a drill press or something and he comes sort of galloping/hopping toward us. this was utterly out of character.

I was going to laugh and then I saw he was terrified, and making no noise, and realized he was choking.

So it turns out the Heimlich really does work but you can't half-ass it. On my second attempt I hit him really hard and it cleared his airway and half his stomach.

He was choking on a stack of saltines. Put in five or six and tried to chew.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (ohOLP)

230 Meggie Mac?

Geez talk about a net drain on the planet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (Ipw/O)

231 210 I suggested he perform an act that is not actually physically possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

Acquire a brain and vote Democrat?
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (uEbPt)


He was completely non-plussed by my reaction. I guess in Nigeria he was a big cheese. Here, he was just a visitor, and a rude one at that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

232 227 Oooooh, I'll bet Meggy sets Twitter on fire ripping Sinema for mocking her dead old man.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (0ke1d)

========

"It was honorable when my father shit all over the conservatives who elected him by going against his campaign promises."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

233 The Indian in question was a grad student in Physics, and actually was a very smart guy. But he was just really hard to take. He was arrogant and rude with everyone, guys and girls.

I haven't met a lot but there are two kinds of people from India that I have met:

1 - Warm, wonderful, friendly people you enjoy
2 - Aholes who think they are demeaning themselves by breathing your air.

I think its caste leftovers, Brahmins who believe they are God's gift to humanity, and the rest who are just folks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

234 I had a prof for differential equations who spoke "no tickee no shirtee" English. The only thing he said we ever understood was "All possibe sorutions." Everything else was incomprehensible, as he turned to the board and muttered to himself in Mandarin or maybe English. Who knew which?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

Had a law professor who was deaf, and taught Trust and Estates, or as she said, "Twuh and Estay." I'm sure she was very smart, but when the Rule in Shelley's Case comes out as the Woo in Shai's Cay, you're not getting anything

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (FJYfm)

235 158 Pelosi needs a new bra. Her tips are banging her ankles.
eeewwww
Posted by: Dick Morris at March 08, 2021 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

Motorboat! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp!

You old sailor you!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (mEC7p)

236 It's easy to mock the crybaby that is scared of an insect. Easy, and fun, and we certainly should mock the cretin to our hearts' content. But never mind how puerile you'd have to be to freak out over a bug, how puerile is it that nominally grown adults send a note saying they won't be attending a lecture? As part of the very first orientation lecture we had in week one as undergraduates, it was made abundantly clear that this wasn't school. "We don't take attendance in lectures, and if you decide to stay in bed instead of going, we militantly don't GAF. It's your funeral if you fail your exams," Having said that, this was 30 years ago in an elite university in the UK. Adolescence stopped at 18 instead of 26 or 35 or whatever it is today.

Posted by: David Gillies at March 08, 2021 04:05 PM (tjHrt)

237 Mary Poppins - thanks for the tip! I've been looking for some way back material to watch. Rev lives his alternate life in the 50's. I might join him. This Now stuff stinks on ice.


I hope you are feeling well.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 04:06 PM (45fpk)

238 He was completely non-plussed by my reaction. I guess in Nigeria he was a big cheese. Here, he was just a visitor, and a rude one at that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

...

It was probably literally true that no one had ever spoken to him like that.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 04:06 PM (ohOLP)

239 Hot Girls in a Band? Check.

Kidnapped by Cultists? Check.

Surgically fitted with weaponry? Check.

Fights to the Death? Check.

Simultaneously the Worst and Best Movie Ever: https://youtu.be/DOr4SQ7GfI0

"Spare Parts".

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2021 04:06 PM (i4CI5)

240 That pudgy Karen who took out a bus window, there are parents out their raising kids who have the emotional development of 2 year olds having temper tantrums. When they don't get what they want they act exactly the same as the toddler having a screaming fit in Walmart. Her parents owe society an apology.

I had a friend whose daughter was exactly like that. She was a big, spoiled baby.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (+lVUW)

241 209 My package from ACME just blew up on my front porch. Dang Fed Ex driver.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM (zSYq6)

Whoops! Whoopsie!!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (IDhUW)

242 So? How big is this bug?

2 inches or 2 yards?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (2BZBZ)

243 c'mon Oakland County. it's not that difficult.

Posted by: x4 at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (oA+QO)

244 It is Frederica Wilson from FL who wears cowboy hats in Congress. Not, I think, Maxine Waters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (VP4Cd)

245 Let's include Governors. I nominate Noem.

---

"Contrary to conservative values, she voted for the bloated $855-billion Cromnibus spending package, voted against repealing federal biofuel and energy subsidy programs, voted against farm bill work requirements, voted against reducing funding for assistance housing programs, and voted against reducing funding for essential air service programs and other alternative energy requirements."



Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (+Vt0n)

246 @NiceDeb Mar 5
Nobody believes you.

Sadly, she's mistaken. Literally 10's of millions of our fellow dwellers on this dirt that makes-up the former republic known as the United States of America believe all of this. Every bit of it. And their numbers are growing.

And they vote.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (YiTfq)

247 That Sinema was in any way imitating McCain flew over the heads of most people commenting on Twitter. They were obsessing over the curtsy and the outfit/purse.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (AD3JT)

248 I had a internal medicine doctor like that once. From India and he was the best recommended guy in the CT, MA, RI tri State area but he was an arrogant ass. I went to see him once and never went back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 08, 2021 04:03 PM (JUOKG)


I had an ENT like that once. He was checking a deviated septum I have and came like, "I'm sterile! Everybody do something - stat!" almost like a parody of a TV doc. He scoped my nose (painful!) as though I did not actually exist, then barked out orders to the nurse, turned on his heel and marched off.

I said to the nurse, "He's got a lot of attitude for a guy who makes his living looking up people's noses."

She laughed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

249 https://tinyurl.com/3v6n5ume

Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:08 PM (+Vt0n)

250 Of course the larger effort should be to illustrate
how utterly pointless all the "mitigation" nonsense was, how this was no
surprise given actual science and historical observation, and how much
needless damage was inflicted by the response to the novel virus.



for too many.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2021 03:55 PM (OTzUX)
You know I agree with almost everything you said, rhomboid. I do think that the evidence shows that the rapid spread of a virus in the early stages of an outbreak can be slowed by mitigation measures, and I thought that was the intended purpose a year ago -- not to prevent the infection (which would be impossible to do, for all the reasons you cite), but to slow it down while the medical response was ramping up. How that turned into a yearlong lockdown extravaganza is another political issue (and whether it could have been foreseen -- IIRC Gavin Newsome said at the outset that he wasn't letting up until there was a vaccine).

Posted by: Michael Medved at March 08, 2021 04:09 PM (tfd79)

251 243 c'mon Oakland County. it's not that difficult.
Posted by: x4 at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM (oA+QO)


Oakland County != Oakland city.

Minnesota v. California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

252 So weird that David French hasn't tweeted anything about Andrew Cuomo. One would think the self-appointed scold of all that is unChristian, selfish, murderous, and predatory would have something to say.

It's only weird if you don't realize who's paying French's bills these days.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2021 04:10 PM (wGeit)

253 Off Medved sock!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 08, 2021 04:10 PM (tfd79)

254 Isn't Oakland County in Michigan?

Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:10 PM (+Vt0n)

255 Maxine Waters wears a wig made from the fur of dead skunks.

It's very silky and shiny. But note *biden will not sniff her.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (3H9h1)

256 Newsmax reports McConnell is retiring, and sooner rather than later. The R-controlled KY Legislature is working to pass a law which says Dandy Andy Beshears (and future Gov's) will have to pick from 3 candidates the Republican Executive Committee gives him (the Law will say whichever Party is retiring, etc the seat will get to pick the successor).

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (Y5Dcy)

257 It is Frederica Wilson from FL who wears cowboy hats in Congress. Not, I think, Maxine Waters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2021 04:07 PM


And Hank Johnson is the tipsy one, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (DMUuz)

258 that's "gods gift to humanity."

okay. now I am being pedantic.

LOL

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (2BZBZ)

259 256 Newsmax reports McConnell is retiring, and sooner rather than later. The R-controlled KY Legislature is working to pass a law which says Dandy Andy Beshears (and future Gov's) will have to pick from 3 candidates the Republican Executive Committee gives him (the Law will say whichever Party is retiring, etc the seat will get to pick the successor).
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (Y5Dcy)

=========

Do they have a veto proof majority?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

260 https://tinyurl.com/3v6n5ume
Posted by: SMH

Still a 1, amirite?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (vD+8F)

261 In some other reality, I did curb stomp her, and am serving a long term sentence in the Federal gray bar hotel.
That's reassuring, let me tell you.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

In many more you're are being feted for your great humanitarian act.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (gtatv)

262 Illinois Gov Pritzger also said everyone had to live under a rock until there was a vaccine. Well, there's a vaccine now, and still a whole lot of rocks.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (45fpk)

263
I haven't met a lot but there are two kinds of people from India that I have met:

1 - Warm, wonderful, friendly people you enjoy
2 - Aholes who think they are demeaning themselves by breathing your air.

I think its caste leftovers, Brahmins who believe they are God's gift to humanity, and the rest who are just folks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)


My experience exactly. Two groups: salt of the earth, and snakes you have to handle with tongs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

264 The CDC can go to hell with their mask mandates. I'm going to Texas.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

265 Joe Biden will make his first primetime address later this week to mark roughly the one-year anniversary of the coronavirus pandemic. Biden will deliver remarks on Thursday to discuss the pain Americans have experienced suffered at the hands of him and his ilk over the last year.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, there is no longer politics, only Zuul target practice at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (d6mdH)

266 Do they have a veto proof majority?


Oh yes

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (Y5Dcy)

267
Do they have a veto proof majority?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

--

Yes, I believe Kentucky has a GOP supermajority in the legislature.

Posted by: Revenant at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (//ATM)

268 Gosh, I'm old enough to remember my college days when the professor didn't give a crap if you didn't show up. If you flunked it was your own dumb ass fault. All they cared about if you tuition check cleared. If you didn't come to class it was your money wasted.

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (gmo/4)

269 Newsmax reports McConnell is retiring, and sooner rather than later. The R-controlled KY Legislature is working to pass a law which says Dandy Andy Beshears (and future Gov's) will have to pick from 3 candidates the Republican Executive Committee gives him (the Law will say whichever Party is retiring, etc the seat will get to pick the successor).
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (Y5Dcy)

I hope the Gov vetoes it. I'm for whatever McConnell is against right now, including the prosecution of his wife.

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (FJYfm)

270 I had a class where the prof spoke with a very thick Indian accent (also, an artificial leg). In addition, the class was at 8:00 am and the classroom was absolutely caked in chalk dust. I'm convinced these three factors were the reason I had such a hard time staying awake in the class.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (CAJOC)

271 266 Do they have a veto proof majority?


Oh yes
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (Y5Dcy)

=========

Well, huzzah.

And yet, a Democratic governor. Weird. Don't fuck with the teacher's unions, amiright?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

272 Took a class on basic electricity theory in college. Prof was a really nice guy, from China I think (could've been Taiwan, dunno), but his accent was "tick" (as the Irish would say). There'd come a time when he'd say something no one (except me) could understand. I grew up Inside the Beltway 70s and 80s, so I was around a lot of Asian kids of varying levels of English proficiency (some much greater than mine!) and I developed a pretty good ability to understand what they were trying to say in English. After I'd helped the prof out enough times (in a friendly way, everyone appreciated it), when he came to something he had a hard time saying well enough, he'd just say it to me and I'd translate. It was a win-win for everybody.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (KAi1n)

273 254 Isn't Oakland County in Michigan?
Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:10 PM (+Vt0n)


On reflection, I think you're right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

274 So weird that David French hasn't Tweeted a picture of an erect penis.

Posted by: Observant Human at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

275 264 The CDC can go to hell with their mask mandates. I'm going to Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

========

Turn Texas blue!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

276 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021


***

I think this kollidge stoodint got the word "vassal" mixed up with "vessel."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (uk/oG)

277 It is Frederica Wilson from FL who wears cowboy hats in Congress.

Tiny stupid sequined cowboy hats in bright colors like a Russian stripper

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

278 The only thing I remember from my Diff Eq class was a footnote describing Wronski as an "impecunious Pole".

My Polish buddy took great umbrage at that description.

(seems like the Poles are the only coherent nation left on this planet)

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (w9Wax)

279 Illinois Gov Pritzger also said everyone had to live under a rock until there was a vaccine. Well, there's a vaccine now, and still a whole lot of rocks.
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

---

Very few folks are paying him any mind here in downstate IL.

Pritzker Sucks signs are more numerous.

Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (+Vt0n)

280 274 So weird that David French hasn't Tweeted a picture of an erect penis.
Posted by: Observant Human at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

=============

*has gone blind*
-Twitter employee with access to the DMs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

281 Do they (GOPe in the KY legislature) have a veto proof majority?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

State House: 75R 25D
State Senate: 30R 8D

Looks like a Yes.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (YiTfq)

282 I am awful at small talk, in person and online.

SO I WILL TALK BIG!!

Just joking- I hate yelling.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (IDhUW)

283 I think I figured out a way to divide the world into exactly two groups accurately. This is tougher than you'd think.

The division is: People with a sense of humor and people without one.

It's true that even people with a sense of humor don't have one about certain things and draw a line *somewhere*, and some people without a sense of humor can appear have one about certain things and even enjoy a good laugh. But I think as a rule, I am onto something.

Especially when you figure out if the person has a sense of humor about *themselves* - that's the general clue.

Pick someone you know. I think you can comfortably fit them in one category or the other. I do think about stupid shit like this.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (uEbPt)

284 Illinois Gov Pritzger also said everyone had to live under a rock until there was a vaccine. Well, there's a vaccine now, and still a whole lot of rocks.
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 04:12 PM (45fpk)


I've seen Pritzker. There ain't a rock that big.

Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (FJYfm)

285 I'm scared of bugs, too. That's what husbands are for.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2021 03:34 PM


I was under the impression that our purpose was to provide warm lower legs to put your cold feet between.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (DMUuz)

286 What was the nutty lady who broke the bus window upset about?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (VP4Cd)

287 Sinema strikes me as someone who doesn't GAF what party leaders say.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

288 281 Do they (GOPe in the KY legislature) have a veto proof majority?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

State House: 75R 25D
State Senate: 30R 8D

Looks like a Yes.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 08, 2021 04:14 PM (YiTfq)

=========

I totally believe that the Democratic governor won legitimately. Really, I do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

289 I had a class where the prof spoke with a very thick Indian accent (also, an artificial leg).. . .

***

I'd think speaking with an artificial leg would be handicap enough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (uk/oG)

290 The Ky legislature is angling to get a squish appointed. One Maga, a fraud and the one they want.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (b+v9B)

291 I did enjoy our Calc 3 prof from Greece, with whom the entire class used to argue about the prounciation of "Psi". He said he was Greek and knew better than us blah blah blah.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 08, 2021 03:57 PM


And do not get me started on how people pronounce "gyro".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (16vTQ)

292 Only Junior colleges kept attendance. In the big schools , when a lecture hall has 150 students, the prof doesn't care. Take the test, pass the course.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (2BZBZ)

293 Tiny stupid sequined cowboy hats in bright colors like a Russian stripper
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

I never actually seen a Russian stripper, but the hats are certainly dumb looking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (VP4Cd)

294 270 I had a class where the prof spoke with a very thick Indian accent (also, an artificial leg). In addition, the class was at 8:00 am and the classroom was absolutely caked in chalk dust. I'm convinced these three factors were the reason I had such a hard time staying awake in the class.
---------------------
Never take a Logics and Proofs class at 0800. It will not go well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (iIRC9)

295 Tiny stupid sequined cowboy hats in bright colors like a Russian stripper

The hats, right? Because Frederica couldn't pass for Russian.

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

296 I don't doubt that at all, SMH. If Illinois could throw Crook County into Lake Michigan, it would be a fine place to live.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (45fpk)

297 Community college. aka grades 13 and 14.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (2BZBZ)

298 State House: 75R 25D

State Senate: 30R 8D

Reverse those and you have California.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (KAi1n)

299 lol.. that note from the student is hilarious!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (nxdel)

300 I hope the Gov vetoes it. I'm for whatever McConnell is against right now, including the prosecution of his wife.
Posted by: Wally at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (FJYfm)



Doesn't matter if he does, it will be overturned.
Start crying now, son.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (Y5Dcy)

301 I'm considering printing off a covid vaccination card and filling it out with totally fake lot #s and signatures.

There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

302 I'd think speaking with an artificial leg would be handicap enough.

He played it like a didgeridoo, to accompany his accented teaching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

303 298 State House: 75R 25D

State Senate: 30R 8D

Reverse those and you have California.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (KAi1n)

==========

And yet people aren't streaming out of Kentucky en masse.

So weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

304 My dad had an engineering class in college where the Professor was Persian. He walked in, saw that 80% of the class was Persian, and began to teach in Farsi.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (jOcSX)

305 Because Frederica couldn't pass for Russian.

You've never heard of a black russian?

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (nxdel)

306 I never actually seen a Russian stripper, but the hats are certainly dumb looking.

Well the only one I have seen was in a James Bond movie singing off key in Robbie Coltrane's bar, but the image stuck with me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

307 276 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021

***

I think this kollidge stoodint got the word "vassal" mixed up with "vessel."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (uk/oG)

Haha! I thought they meant vassal, as in service to some greater horror.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (IDhUW)

308 I totally believe that the Democratic governor won legitimately. Really, I do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)


Indeed.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (Y5Dcy)

309 306 I never actually seen a Russian stripper, but the hats are certainly dumb looking.

Well the only one I have seen was in a James Bond movie singing off key in Robbie Coltrane's bar, but the image stuck with me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Minnie Driver is a 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

310 I think this kollidge stoodint got the word "vassal" mixed up with "vessel."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM


Understandable. It's pronounced and spelled "wessel"

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

311 I did have a Prof who demanded either a funny excuse or a gross story to get any exemptions for missing deadlines.

Either make him laugh or make him want to vomit.

Got to show him some fresh staples in my scalp from a bike crash on my way to take an exam. Missed the test. But he didn't care because there were so many staples in my head.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (FEXPK)

312 The litany of stupid and insane, wierd Democrats in congress is long and storied, but oh no we can't have a Republican candidate that is even slightly whacky or unusual!!! what would the voters think?????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

313 297 Community college. aka grades 13 and 14.
--------------
I'm a fan of CC's. No sense spending large on college to accumulate basic credits. It is also a time where 18 year olds can test their wings without incurring obscene debt.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (iIRC9)

314 And yet, a Democratic governor. Weird. Don't fuck with the teacher's unions, amiright?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

Massachusetts has had "Republican" governors for all but 8 of the last 30-years. Not that you'd ever know it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (YiTfq)

315 What was the nutty lady who broke the bus window upset about?

-
Maybe she blames the bus for being ugly and stupid. Just a guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (VVEnO)

316 Cut.
Jib.

Newsletter?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (vD+8F)

317 Minnie Driver is a 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)


She's a 2. So nice I'd do it twice.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (jOcSX)

318 Minnie Driver is a 1.

Yeah she was a pretty Russian stripper who couldn't sing. But she sure couldn't sing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

319 Haha! I thought they meant vassal, as in service to some greater horror.

Nookleer vassal!

Posted by: Peebles Chekov at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (ZSK0i)

320 Minnie Driver is a 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (LvTSG)


Yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (t+qrx)

321 >>What was the nutty lady who broke the bus window upset about?


Apparently they were out of Push-Up Pops.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (FEXPK)

322 I had a professor in grad school who let me answer one less question on a test because I was getting married the following week.

I didn't take a chance. I answered it all and let him drop the question I did the worst on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

323 301 I'm considering printing off a covid vaccination card and filling it out with totally fake lot #s and signatures.

There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (W2Pud)

I'll take five, thanks!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (IDhUW)

324 I'm a fan of CC's. No sense spending large on college to accumulate basic credits. It is also a time where 18 year olds can test their wings without incurring obscene debt.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (iIRC9)


Unless you're my sister.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (jOcSX)

325 Doesn't Minnie Driver have the YUGE head?

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (FEXPK)

326 322 I had a professor in grad school who let me answer one less question on a test because I was getting married the following week.

I didn't take a chance. I answered it all and let him drop the question I did the worst on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

You should've gotten married more often.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

327 Back from a run to check the fire. Turns out to be a prescribed burn and a whopper...several hundred acres. Phew! Bugout stuff unpacked. Drink poured.

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (XxJt1)

328 I think this kollidge stoodint got the word "vassal" mixed up with "vessel."

Maybe. I still think it was intended to invoke Lovecraft. As it "horror" were an actual entity and the bug was acting in its thrall. Honestly, not a bad turn of phrase if taken that way.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (qc+VF)

329 326 I didn't take a chance. I answered it all and let him drop the question I did the worst on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

You should've gotten married more often.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

=========

Dolley might not have approved.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

330 297 Community college. aka grades 13 and 14.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (2BZBZ)


Used to be called "high schools with ash trays."

Now they don't even have ash trays.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

331 I totally believe that the Democratic governor won legitimately. Really, I do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)


Indeed.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit

I also believe that the Moon is trying to kill us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (VVEnO)

332 324 I'm a fan of CC's. No sense spending large on college to accumulate basic credits. It is also a time where 18 year olds can test their wings without incurring obscene debt.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:18 PM (iIRC9)

Unless you're my sister.
----------------
So is your sister in her fifth year in CC?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (iIRC9)

333 325 Doesn't Minnie Driver have the YUGE head?
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (FEXPK)

...and she lives in a trailer park in CA.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (4tiP2)

334 I had a Chinese prof in Comp Sci that didn't like my word "picks" instead of "choices."

He was a good guy, but a commie none the less. He predicted that almost everyone would be on welfare. Food stamps, gasoline stamps, tv stamps etc. The only people working would be engineers and repairmen.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (2BZBZ)

335 >>>https://tinyurl.com/3v6n5ume
Posted by: SMH at March 08, 2021 04:08 PM (+Vt0n)

=======

She seems like VP material to me. Would have been a better one for PDT than Pence. Not that that's saying much.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (zvy4I)

336 329 326 I didn't take a chance. I answered it all and let him drop the question I did the worst on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

You should've gotten married more often.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

=========

Dolley might not have approved.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

Doesn't she care about your future?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

337 I do think about stupid shit like this.
Posted by: ...

* stuffs membership application for Sigma Alpha Sciurus into USB

Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (4HYbu)

338 322 I had a professor in grad school who let me answer one less question on a test because I was getting married the following week.


If you were LDS, you wouldn't have to answer any of the questions

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (w9Wax)

339 What set fatty off?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (yQpMk)

340 Never unpack the Bugout Bags.

'Proscribed Burns' are the start of some pretty serious Forest / Range Fires.

They work for the Government and are relying on Weather Forecasts...from the Government.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (FEXPK)

341 There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched

316 was for you nurse.

Forgot to paste.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (vD+8F)

342 Never take a Logics and Proofs class at 0800. It will not go well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (iIRC9)

------------------------------

I was a computer science major/math minor for three years, before switching to philosophy. I marinated in logic and proofs.

My 8:00 am class was assembly language programming. Didn't get a thing out of it, and not really sure how I passed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2021 04:22 PM (CAJOC)

343 Nookleer vassal!

No, no it was "Wessel" because there is no V in the Russian alphabet.

Like in Vodka, Volga, Vladivostok, Vladimir or... Checkov

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

344 A Karenopotamus in the wild. Breathtaking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2021 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

345 343 "Nookleer vassal!"

No, no it was "Wessel" because there is no V in the Russian alphabet.

Like in Vodka, Volga, Vladivostok, Vladimir or... Checkov
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:22 PM (KZzsI)

Are we sure he wasn't German?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 08, 2021 04:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

346 I'm considering printing off a covid vaccination card and filling it out with totally fake lot #s and signatures.

There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021


***

I suspect there might also be some sites with "religious objection to vaccination letters" you can print up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:23 PM (uk/oG)

347 Differential Equations and Linear Algebra:
Chinese Prof with poor english skills = result = F
American prof = A

I avoided foreign profs with a vengeance. All except my U.S. Strategic Studies prof who escaped from an eastern european commie hell-hole. That guy was sharp.

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2021 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

348 And do not get me started on how people pronounce "gyro".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (16vTQ)

So would you fly a hero-copter or a gyro-copter?

You know, like the dude in Mad Max flew.

Posted by: BifBewalski - asking to learn at March 08, 2021 04:23 PM (VcFUs)

349 >>A Karenopotamus in the wild. Breathtaking.


They kill more people than Ryans!

Posted by: Elaine Chao at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (FEXPK)

350 I also believe that the Moon is trying to kill us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 08, 2021 04:20 PM


Not anymore.

Posted by: zombie Reverend Moon at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (DMUuz)

351 Because of Checkov's outrageous Russian accent I couldn't stand that actor until I saw him in Babylon 5 when he was so damned good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

352 'Proscribed Burns' are the start of some pretty serious Forest / Range Fires.
-----
That have gotten people killed. Yes, I remember!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (IDhUW)

353 If you were LDS, you wouldn't have to answer any of the questions
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2021


***

"Did too much LDS in the Sixties."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (uk/oG)

354 I'm considering printing off a covid vaccination card and filling it out with totally fake lot #s and signatures.
There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021

I'll purchase one.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sign me up at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (VcFUs)

355 Nude Sparkle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

356 342 Never take a Logics and Proofs class at 0800. It will not go well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (iIRC9)

------------------------------

I was a computer science major/math minor for three years, before switching to philosophy. I marinated in logic and proofs.

My 8:00 am class was assembly language programming. Didn't get a thing out of it, and not really sure how I passed.
-------------------
I took logic/proofs under a math professor. I should have taken it from the philosophy professor. Fucker would fill up two blackboards with equations for 30 minutes that you were struggling to copy and then start erasing it and doing it over. It made me homocidal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (iIRC9)

357 I'm pretty sure they are already making them (covid certificates of vaccination) in Tijuana.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 08, 2021 04:24 PM (2BZBZ)

358 I totally believe that the Democratic governor won legitimately. Really, I do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 08, 2021 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
++++
He may have been. The former governor was corrupt and useless. The people of Kentucky may well have just chosen to get rid of him. Installing a Democrat is, in this day and age, a terrible decision but I don't reject the possibility that the incumbent lost on his own merits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (Jsjd7)

359 A Karenopotamus in the wild. Breathtaking.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

S.E. Cupp
@secupp
Also, @oprah is so good and I need more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (VVEnO)

360 Red Skelton did not suck.
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad


My sister and I ran into him at a store once. He was one of the nicest, friendliest people you could imagine. In real life he seemed to be exactly the same as on tv, a big grin on his face, and a cigar in his hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (+lVUW)

361 My 8:00 am class was assembly language programming. Didn't get a thing out of it, and not really sure how I passed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

iirc I had FORTRAN at 8am - I worked midnights and would nod off now and then. The instructor knew I worked and went easy on me.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (Rvt88)

362 Noodzzzz

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (w9Wax)

363 286 What was the nutty lady who broke the bus window upset about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


superficially or the real reason that is the elephant in the room? or street.

Posted by: x4 at March 08, 2021 04:27 PM (oA+QO)

364 >>>>The sun is always setting on the Biden Empire ...

Posted by: ShainS
___________________________________

Correction: the sun is always 'downing' on the Biden Empire.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2021 04:27 PM (U1eOr)

365 340 Never unpack the Bugout Bags.

'Proscribed Burns' are the start of some pretty serious Forest / Range Fires.

They work for the Government and are relying on Weather Forecasts...from the Government.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2021 04:21 PM (FEXPK)


Oh, I just unpacked them from the trunk of the car. But valid observations, all. We're under a fire watch right now. When I saw the smoke n the way home I panicked. Can't say much for the Management's timing.

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2021 04:28 PM (XxJt1)

366 323 301 I'm considering printing off a covid vaccination card and filling it out with totally fake lot #s and signatures.
There will probably be a market for this pretty soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2021 04:16 PM (W2Pud)


Nurse, I finding that forging the necessary documents to support my outrageous IRS refund claim has been a learning experience and I think I am ready to join you in establishing COVID VAX CERTS Я US, LLC.

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 08, 2021 04:29 PM (87oRe)

367 I once stomped on a mouse next to a doorway in front of 5 people whose ingress and egress was being impeded by the filthy little critter. They had never seen anything like that before and they never looked at me the same way again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2021 04:29 PM (03n3v)

368 My sister and I ran into him at a store once. He was
one of the nicest, friendliest people you could imagine. In real life
he seemed to be exactly the same as on tv, a big grin on his face, and a
cigar in his hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2021 04:26 PM (+lVUW)

That's good to hear. He always seemed like such a caring person.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 08, 2021 04:30 PM (tfd79)

369 The bug letter sounds exactly like what my youngest offspring would write, vocabulary and description-wise. Also the anxiety and fear of bugs part, too. I think it's related to being ever so slightly on the spectrum. (Though getting him in a school setting at all is unlikely to happen.)

Posted by: Synova at March 08, 2021 04:30 PM (BD/yx)

370 I once stomped on a mouse next to a doorway in front of 5 people whose ingress and egress was being impeded by the filthy little critter. They had never seen anything like that before and they never looked at me the same way again.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2021 04:29 PM (03n3v)



Poor Mister Jingles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2021 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

371 367 I once stomped on a mouse next to a doorway in front of 5 people whose ingress and egress was being impeded by the filthy little critter. They had never seen anything like that before and they never looked at me the same way again.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2021 04:29 PM (03n3v)

Though, that would be me. "Oh fer the sake of Pete, it's just a *spider*," but then I'd find a cup and move it. Or, "Oh fer the sake of Pete, it's just a wasp," and I'd find some paper and squash it. The mouse might get stomped just because it would be too hard to relocate. Or "geeze, Louise, it's a snake, don't wet your pants" and I'd move it.

Posted by: Synova at March 08, 2021 04:33 PM (BD/yx)

372 Failure to Understand the Concept, v.3,412. Fat lady, in a sad, tragic and futile effort to experience a "gang-bang", assaults multiple passengers in a failed attempt to Throw Herself Under The Bus.

/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2021 04:33 PM (QzJWU)

373 Bugs?

Then here is Ozzy Man with Sheilas verses Bugs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8dFmoK1Dhs

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at March 08, 2021 04:47 PM (xxG/v)

374 307 276 WTF is a "vassal of horror"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2021

***

I think this kollidge stoodint got the word "vassal" mixed up with "vessel."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2021 04:13 PM (uk/oG)

Haha! I thought they meant vassal, as in service to some greater horror.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 08, 2021 04:17 PM (IDhUW)

Spell check strikes again?

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at March 08, 2021 05:02 PM (RmQ0i)

375 >>> The mouse might get stomped just because it would
be too hard to relocate. Or "geeze, Louise, it's a snake, don't wet
your pants" and I'd move it.

Posted by: Synova<
>We mostly had feral cats to do the wet work.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2021 05:11 PM (03n3v)

376 Mano a bugo

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 08, 2021 05:47 PM (QUJVI)

377 Almost all Crinimals and Terrorists wear masks Antifa is just one of them thats why they should be arrested then Unmasked lets find the Culpret George Soros

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 08, 2021 06:07 PM (FLiOE)

378 I really hope that was Sinema mocking McCain. She's shown to be so much more of a Maverick than him, and probably fun to hang out with too.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 08, 2021 07:35 PM (cpa7Q)

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat