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Biden Again Calls Kamala "President Harris"
President Biden will hold his first White House press conference on March 25, his press secretary Jen Psaki said Tuesday. Biden broke a more than century-old record without a press conference as a new president, drawing broad criticism from news outlets. "President Biden will hold a formal press conference on the afternoon of Thursday, March 25th," Psaki said in a statement. The number of reporters who will be allowed to attend the event is unclear, as is whether Biden will call from a prepared list of journalists.And of course he'll be calling on handpicked shills, with whom the White House has worked out the question (and answer) beforehand. There's a reason for this: Biden's brains have always been garbage and now his brain is dying. He once again committed the Freudian slip of admitting that Kamala Harris is the real president:
"President Harris" -- Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/3clCdLxK3k
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 18, 2021
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Sundown Joe is in bed by six pm? Who'd've guessed?
The rollback of public access comes amid the first six weeks of the Biden administration during which Biden himself has, at times, seemed to struggle with the rigorous schedule and public appearances demanded of modern U.S. presidents. A CNN report last month stated that the president regularly returns to his private residence at 7:00 p.m. each day and is "more of an early-to-bed type" than both Obama and Trump. Biden has thus far failed to host a single West Wing news conference, though the White House hosts daily news briefings.
... His latest struggles, meanwhile, often appear less gaffe-like and more fundamental, such as at a recent Pentagon appearance when he struggled with teleprompter-fed words such as "Tuskegee," "because of," "defeated" and "dishonor." ... "What am I doing here?" the president said at one point. "I'm going to lose track here."
BIDEN: "I'm happy to take questions if that's what I'm supposed to do..."
— The First (@TheFirstonTV) March 3, 2021
*White House feed cut* pic.twitter.com/y5BHhgXWOB
“We do not say open sesame, we say open Biden” umm okay. 🤪
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) March 4, 2021
pic.twitter.com/fALAAjooZQ
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at March 18, 2021 05:08 PM (uEbPt)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: Adriane the Cynical of the New Fangled Critic ... at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (DJFLF)
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Obama may have been late to bed but he was also very late to rise.
Trump was very late to bed and very early to rise.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 18, 2021 05:12 PM (F0YaR)
I call him POS Fly-on-head
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:12 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lucretia Harris at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (wr5hX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (xPl2J)
I guess it's also true that pudding is good and change me Jill.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (kTF2Z)
BTW, Trump is Hitler!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (ViGtZ)
Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM (6iURM)
Who- who saw that coming?
By the way. I look forward to questions about his favorite color socks and other questions submitted in advance. This Dying Brain is going to be more juiced up than an Indy 500 race car.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (lMONC)
I'd be surprised if there isn't some emergency he has to deal with next Thursday.
He'll have to help "Doctor" Jill grade papers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (pNxlR)
I identify as the Queen of England.. Give me the jewels!
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:12 PM (DJFLF)
The fly was trying to tell us something wasn't he.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Bidens diaper at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:13 PM (Cxk7w)
I did see your excellent creation!
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (DJFLF)
He doesn't have to worry.. The questions will be screened and joe will have the answers written down...No icky follow up questions either
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (Zmnko)
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Bandy is a fine girl.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (WGara)
"Open Biden!" Sure you always say that, lady.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (bDqIh)
She is the Michael Scott of politics. And we are all, every fucking one of us, beholden to her.
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
Imagine if any Republican president said they would only take prescreened approved questions.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (vMCab)
Ready to go toe-to-toe with Putin or North Korea, though!
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (lMONC)
God help us.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (GYqYy)
It's going to happen. No way he lasts 4 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2021 05:17 PM (wr5hX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:17 PM (lMONC)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (lMONC)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:17 PM (lMONC)
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*wipes sweat off brow*
-Martin Van Buren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (ViGtZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (GYqYy)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (DJFLF)
That was truly bizarre. Like someone forgot to give her the pills that keep her in line, and then let her in front of a camera.
Village of the Damned, Stepford Politicians, Pod People. Pick one, we're living in truly amazing times.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (hku12)
I say July.. He's slipping faster then even I imagined
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (8D42x)
Imagine if any Republican president said they would only take prescreened approved questions.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (vMCab)
Yes, I believe it was a tweet of Greg Kelly.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (cF8AT)
Tweeting at 2:00 and 3:00 am, ruining the MSM's sleep and breaking their OODA loop.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Delaware: Biden is your problem now at March 18, 2021 05:19 PM (VYjdj)
So, six of one, half dozen of the other, meet the new boss same as the old boss.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (jj2bO)
President Green-Screen merely flubbed a line.
Ready to go toe-to-toe with Putin or North Korea, though!
Posted by: t-bird
He's been practicing using his Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots training facility.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (7ZQe3)
BREAKING: Mexican officials say that the Biden administration is quietly pressing Mexico to limit the flow of illegal immigrants coming to the U.S., an action imitating the Trump administration -NYT
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (h1itG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (Zmnko)
Sir, can you update us on the vaccine?
Well, as you know we're updating hairstyles for women in the military.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (DJFLF)
Or like Mrs. Paddock in the X-Files episode Die Hand Die Verletzt...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
And why would they lie?
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (uEbPt)
BREAKING: Mexican officials say that the Biden administration is quietly pressing Mexico to limit the flow of illegal immigrants coming to the U.S., an action imitating the Trump administration -NYT
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (cF8AT)
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It must be playing very poorly with Democrats in their districts.
I wonder why they would care if voting doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (LvTSG)
So, get ready for the push back from our adversaries every where across the globe in every border of security - Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and the South China Sea.
Thanks NeverTrumpers and lefty media boobs - this is on you...
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (jUilJ)
Just don't care.
If the people of this country are so supine as to let this shit show go on until (as some believe, but I do not) it all crashes, then fine.
No matter what I am lectured to by people reading Romans, this clown is not a legitimate authority and he is not my President.
Donald Trump is my President.
Benedict XVI is my Pope.
Jesus Christ is my Savior.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Susan Rice at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:14 PM
I'm betting we blow up something in Syria or Iran next Thursday. Any takers?
Posted by: Chuck C at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (awtm/)
For all we know Harris is taking most/all the meetings while Joey choo choo eats tapioca and plays Mario Kart with the grandkids.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (DBPIP)
Wow that is so FAKE
See how his hand goes "over" the mic ?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (HrMC1)
...they all call her "Puta",
'Cause no one really knows her name..."
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (1lKRm)
Well, as you know we're updating hairstyles for women in the military.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (kTF2Z)
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Amazing! He knew what we MEANT to ask! Before we asked it!
BIDEN IS KRESKIN! We are truly in glorious times, fellow Americans!
Posted by: the media at March 18, 2021 05:23 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (jUilJ)
I'd pay damned good money for PPV of that bad boy...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2021 05:23 PM (WGara)
Sir, of which accomplishment are you most proud from your first 70 days in office?
I can make toast!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:23 PM (pNxlR)
"We do not say open sesame, we say open Biden"
Since he can't do the job as Preezy, they use Biden as a walking garbage can.
"Open, Biden" and in goes paper clips, dead leaves, waste paper, dog turds...whatever.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (EERbD)
I can't help relish the thought of Dr. Jill frog marched out of the WH
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (Zmnko)
___________
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (Zmnko)
See how his hand goes "over" the mic ?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (HrMC1)
That, and you can see faint fringing around the top of his head that isn't an artifact of the overall video quality...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Cxk7w)
But then all we'll hear is how PROGRESSIVE and HISTORIC it is to have a black woman president. But on the plus side I'll lose some weight because I'll be barfing all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (wr5hX)
Sir, of which accomplishment are you most proud from your first 70 days in office?
I can make toast!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2021 05:23 PM (pNxlR)
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"I made that toast!"
-Grandkid Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (jOcSX)
Most popular preznit in US history.
Wash your hands!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (46GDR)
Turns out hiding millions of illegal aliens, including rapists and terror suspects, is harder than hiding fake votes...who knew??
Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (VYjdj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (jOcSX)
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2035.
He'll last til 2035.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (LvTSG)
Beard dirt, twigs...
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (DBPIP)
what in the hell? that is a bloomberg quicktake clip. that's not some random site making a bad fake.
what the hell is going on there?
*adjusts tinfoil*
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: whig at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (FYe3W)
See how his hand goes "over" the mic ?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (HrMC1)
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realizing their error, the media quickly put out another "video" which "proves" from a different angle that what we are all seeing did not in fact actually happen.
There is also this lamewad "excuse" that wide-angle lenses can "sometimes play tricks" with focii. Utter bullshit. Show me a lens that can see something BEHIND something else and then project those two things in the WRONG ORDER.
Bull. Shit. Fresh from the bull's ass.
Maybe if I had one of those fancy lenses, the shit would still appear to be inside the bull's ass.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (XIrWl)
Posted by: Max Headroom at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (ViGtZ)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (DBPIP)
I don't have the technical knowledge to comment about green screen technology but that is a very weird video.
What's he doing out in middle of nowhere with no handlers? Why is the car so far away?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (y7DUB)
I say July.. He's slipping faster then even I imagined
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:18 PM
That seems about right. Without the lockdown excuses, they won't be able to hide his condition.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (qe5CM)
I wonder what the mask is hiding
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2021 05:27 PM (jj2bO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 05:27 PM (bqf3B)
It must be playing very poorly with Democrats in their districts.
I wonder why they would care if voting doesn't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:21 PM (LvTSG)
Because even if they pass HR1, there are going to be legal challenges for years, and the more that states have to deal with crap like what's going on at the border, the more emboldened they'll feel to tell the Feds to eat a dick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:27 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (HrMC1)
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You don't want to know...
Posted by: The Phantom of the Opera at March 18, 2021 05:28 PM (WGara)
I wonder what the mask is hiding
Posted by: JoeF.
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That the movement of his lips don't match the words.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 18, 2021 05:28 PM (mht8P)
Or will it be Joe's image over a different actual person
vis a vis 'I am not a cat'.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 05:28 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2021 05:28 PM (88xKn)
So, get ready for the push back from our adversaries every where across the globe in every border of security - Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and the South China Sea.
Thanks NeverTrumpers and lefty media boobs - this is on you...
Posted by: Boswell
Should I be worried? Cause I asked the Chicken, and he just laughed and said, "better you than me!"
Posted by: Taiwan at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (VYjdj)
I wonder what the mask is hiding
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:26 PM (HrMC1)
I'm convinced that they have an actor who resembles Biden just enough going out there during these masked events.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (jOcSX)
@CDCgov
A new @CDCMMWR finds children attending school entirely or partly online during #COVID19, as well as their parents, may be at increased risk for mental and physical health problems. Both may need extra support to reduce the pandemic's impact. Learn more: http://bit.ly/7011a1.
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For the children?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: red speck at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (gS3OW)
voting, that is cute after November of 2020
they cheat, really cheat and we now know it and we are not doing anything about it
doom, collapse, face colanders next
Posted by: will choose a nic later at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (WGara)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 05:29 PM (HaL55)
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Not Hamburger Helper?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (WGara)
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Summer of Love at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (mvUdW)
Vladimir Putin doesn't think of me as subhuman. I can't say that about Democrats. He doesn't care whether I have the right to free speech. I can't say that about the Democrats. He wants to drill for oil and have national sovereignty and patriotism and not exterminate white cultures.
There was a meme that Trump was Putin's bitch and that American right-wingers liked Putin. That was never true. But with Trump out, and this illegitimate regime occupying Washington, America's foreign enemies are less of a threat to me than America's current rulers. We have no enemies except wealthy white liberals. Putin is better than our enemies.
I would rather live in a world dominated by Vladimir Putin than one dominated by woke inquisitors. He would let me live my life as long as I let him be corrupt and keep my mouth shut. The woke inquisition will never stop trying to ruin everything good in the world.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (CVpUt)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: WiNO at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (fa3ve)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (bqf3B)
Which one am I supposed to fly?
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (3H9h1)
"Ready to go toe-to-toe with Putin or North Korea, though!"
like Alger Hiss advising FDR when he met with Stalin and Churchill?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (4a9Vv)
Benedict XVI is my Pope.
Jesus Christ is my Savior.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2021 05:22 PM (2JVJo)
Great!
Is anyone here lecturing you and subjection to the state using Romans? If so, I haven't seen it. I just see people disagreeing with you about other POV. Arguing about various POV here is pretty standard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Wicklow at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: Usedtocould at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (LRa30)
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They try anything I'll slap 'em with my girl dick!
Posted by: Lloyd Austin, Tranny of Defense at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)
++++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (ZE5eB)
I love this from Putin.
"I've just thought of this now," Putin told a Russian state television reporter. "I want to propose to President Biden to continue our discussion, but on the condition that we do it basically live, as it's called. Without any delays and directly in an open, direct discussion. It seems to me that would be interesting for the people of Russia and for the people of the United States."
I will never happen Vlad.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
So, get ready for the push back from our adversaries every where across the globe in every border of security - Eastern Europe, the Middle East, and the South China Sea.
Thanks NeverTrumpers and lefty media boobs - this is on you...
Posted by: Boswell
Mark my words--when it finally dawns on even the most LIVs of the LIVs that Biden is completely gone and shit is blowing up all over the world, the Media will blame TRUMP for being so AWFUL that the country was ready to elect a senile old sick fuck like Biden instead!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (L4B8f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
@CDCgov
A new @CDCMMWR finds children attending school entirely or partly online during #COVID19, as well as their parents, may be at increased risk for mental and physical health problems. Both may need extra support to reduce the pandemic's impact. Learn more: http://bit.ly/7011a1.
Laying the groundwork for mandatory psych evals before going back to school. Or just resuming life.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ziba at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (jj2bO)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Mrs. Paddock is a good name for her!
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: is it enough already? at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (YIJve)
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (oiNtH)
interesting that Vlad has more balls than the GOP...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:25 PM (LvTSG)
Well, you're not calculating the destructive rate of various bacteria that infiltrate caskets overtime regardless of the seal - gas vapors are molecularly small and, when pressure differences are breached, can carry with them the decay most corpses experience in a matter of months. 2035 is probably going to see a skeletonized version of Punchy.
Joe isn't physically lasting past this year is my guess - especially considering his mind is atrophied already and his body just needs to catch up.
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (L4B8f)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
They have reached Kid from Deliverance proportions
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (DJFLF)
I'll fly the flag of Reunion.
We took our flag down and replaced it with the Betsy Ross flag
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)
And deader
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
Like a doll's eyes
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Actually, I'm not sure just WTF is going on in this video, but my first guess is somebody did it on purpose. What for, I don't know. The only thing fake here are the 2 mics with dead cats on them.
As far as the top of his head, this is commonly referred to as "blowout". He's got white hair, the background is overcast, and the exposure blows out, so it all appears to be the same white color.
Newsweek ran a debunk that's snopes level wordplay. It's not perspective, because the mic is so out of focus, that means it's closer to the camera. Everything else from Joe back is in focus. You can't have it both ways, it's physics. Plus, the 2 different angles show the mics moving differently, they're not in sync.
Very, very strange shit going on.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (ywXEz)
Posted by: Junta State America at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (jV+aN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (VVEnO)
And deader
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
Like a doll's eyes
Yes or those spooky eyes in that movie Coraline.. The black button eyes
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (Zmnko)
Daryl, being an 'ette, I didn't see that you already posted this before I did. How bad have things become when we champion a Russian head of state before our own President. That's where I am.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (ZmCUz)
There's not enough popcorn on this planet. Or alcohol either, for that matter.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Dr Wang at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (Uk4Vm)
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (w2LAm)
I think he'll physically be here for a few more years.
Mentally, a few months.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (w2LAm)
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I've just seen too many predictions of his demise, starting in late 2019, and yet here he is. He's bad. He's worse than he was. But he's still around.
He reminds me of Dolley's grandmother who sneezed and broke her back because of it. We thought she would die five years ago, and she's still kicking. Biden will be the same.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (LvTSG)
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Humbug. We already know how it ends. We just don't know how long this bullshit continues before it gets divinely ZOTZ'ed.
Posted by: is it enough already? at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (Pq5Kw)
Luann Platter goes on sale at 4:00 pm at Luby's.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2021 05:37 PM (OCTRt)
MT and 20+ states filed re. Keystone as well.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2021 05:37 PM (ywXEz)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:36 PM (Zmnko)
Hey!!!
Posted by: Frosty the Snowman at March 18, 2021 05:37 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Funny?
What's the over/under that the Dems have tasked their Hollywood buddies to scrub their
Rolodexes for voice actors?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2021 05:37 PM (axyOa)
155 @140
I'll fly the flag of Reunion.
We took our flag down and replaced it with the Betsy Ross flag
Posted by: It's Me Donna at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (Zmnko)
Took down mine and currently flying the Jack Rackham
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 18, 2021 05:37 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:17 PM (lMONC)
Somebody on the other thread said even lameass countries like Burkina Faso and Montenegro are pointing and laughing at us.
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (Geoni)
He wants to rub this in the face of the useful idiots.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (VYjdj)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (HrMC1)
Not elect. He made the elites steal the election ["fortify"].
"Look what you made me do!"
Like an abusive husband beating up his wife.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (LWu6U)
On Tuesday, the father of a biological girl who believes she is a boy turned himself into a Canadian court and was subsequently taken to jail after the Attorney General of British Columbia issued an arrest warrant for contempt after the father had insisted on referring to his daughter as his "daughter" and used the pronouns "she" and "her."
Robert Hoogland, from Surrey, British Columbia, has a 14-year-old daughter. In February 2019, the Supreme Court of British Columbia, Canada ordered that the girl receive testosterone injections without obtaining parental consent. "The court also declared that if either of her parents referred to her using female pronouns or addressed her by her birth name, they would be considered guilty of family violence,"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Wicklow at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (uH65w)
The only real "solution" is to tidy up one's own A.O., get your own life in order, and let the things we don't control roll on by.
I'm still working on it, but I am certain that's the answer.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (hku12)
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He's on the RBG program. Weights, planks, smoothies. Yeah, he doesn't even have his first Cancer diagnosis yet. He'd live a long time, except he's in the way.
Posted by: Kamala sharpening her nails at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (Pq5Kw)
Posted by: Hunter at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (ywXEz)
Posted by: Totally No Kidding Elected President Joe Biden at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (sl8p+)
Wait... never mind.
*shouts over shoulder..."I told you they'd know."
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Wicklow at March 18, 2021 05:32 PM (uH65w)
Good doesn't win every battle, every day. But then, if I felt the system was unrecoverable, I'd make a difference to a starfish.
Posted by: trev006 at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (a7THt)
Biden: Umm.. am I taking questions now? I thought it was naptime?
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (88xKn)
I'm wondering if he hasn't already croaked and it's all a big fake.
Posted by: Bidens diaper at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JFK at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (HrMC1)
Which the modern secularist has no concern for. Because as long as the government stays "wholly secular in intent", we're good.
(And because "secular" wasn't a part of "secular religion"?)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 05:31 PM (VP4Cd)
I'm part of a Saturday morning Bible study at my local cigar shop. We've been going through Romans the past few weeks, and when we got to the "obey those in authority no matter how bad they are, as they have been placed there by God" bit, I gave mucho pushback. But then again, the leader of the group bought into the whole Q scam, so I can't fault him for being a bit shellshocked.
No, the only pushback I get here is for my incessant Cassandra-ing. Which is fine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (2JVJo)
And deader
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
Like a doll's eyes
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (HrMC1)
I still contend that they keep Joe sedated most of the time, because of his potentially violent tendencies (senior agitation). The drugs dilate the eyes, and he's squinting. During any of these sessions, it's 10 minutes. Every. Single. Time. 10 minutes. When they give him the jump juice for a major address, his eyes are wide open, but pupils still dilated. Then he's good for 20 minutes. Every. Single. Time. 20 minutes. This shit will take a toll. He won't make it to the fall. One moron said April back in January, and I still wouldn't discount that.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Ziba at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Usedtocould at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (LRa30)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (u82oZ)
JUST IN - Judge rules some #GhislaineMaxwell details are too "sensational and impure" to be disclosed to the public, thus most of the government's redactions remain redacted and more redactions will be added.
"So it is ordered...Please blackblock the Clinton's names"
Also...
@cnnbrk 2m
Captain Jay Baker is no longer the Cherokee County Sheriff's Office spokesperson in the case investigating the spa shooting after backlash over comments he made
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (cF8AT)
Newsweek ran a debunk that's snopes level wordplay. It's not perspective, because the mic is so out of focus, that means it's closer to the camera. Everything else from Joe back is in focus. You can't have it both ways, it's physics. Plus, the 2 different angles show the mics moving differently, they're not in sync.
Very, very strange shit going on.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:35 PM (46GDR)
the issue i have Clutch, is this is a bloomberg video. so either THEY edited it for some unknown reason, or they got it from some random website, unattributed. which i think is a different problem.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (8D42x)
If you're gonna fight, fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother its starting to rain. - Unknown
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (5fXFG)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2021 05:34 PM (8D42x)
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Vlad had to survive in the real world where ignoring reality is often fatal.
Brings to mind that scene from Ghostbusters --
Dr. Raymond Stantz: "Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've WORKED in the private sector. They expect *results*."
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (oUS59)
Heh, is brother looks a lot like him, but he'd have to practice shuffling and take some meds to get that stoned out of his mind pupil dilation.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (ZE5eB)
Leadership? Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM
That's a major tactical error.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (awtm/)
But then I probably wouldn't sleep at night.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (oA+QO)
They can't admit he is senile, since that would reveal the lie. (even though everyone already knows it.) And it would miss an opportunity for theater to grab more power. An assassination by a White Trump Supporter would be ideal. That would be hard to pull off though. Maybe a plane crash they can claim was caused by sabotage or something. Either that, or a heart attack or sudden illness unrelated to the fact that he already decompensating.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (LWu6U)
We can't handle the Truth.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (ywXEz)
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You CAN NOT be SERIOUS!!!!
Posted by: Expletives backwards R Us is having a sale at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (nNC1l)
14-year-old daughter. In February 2019, the Supreme Court of British
Columbia, Canada ordered that the girl receive testosterone injections
without obtaining parental consent. "The court also declared that if
either of her parents referred to her using female pronouns or addressed
her by her birth name, they would be considered guilty of family
violence,"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (63Dwl)
Vancouver. Perhaps the only city in North America that can out-San Francissy, out-Portland, and out-Seattle, San Francissy, Portland, and Seattle, combined.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (hku12)
What's funny/sad is that this administration is so retarded that they let really poor fakes go mainstream.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (3H9h1)
Imagine the budding authoritarians of today accepting the criticism that the government had crossed some line into "secular religion", when a bunch of non-authorities alleges this.
"Come on! Loosen the tinfoil hat!" they'd say. And I'm sure it's not like Twitter wouldn't ban you for saying non-substantiated things that the people in power wouldn't like.
So, we're all good going forward, just as long as the state does not agree it's become invalid.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (FYe3W)
The lights will be on. But no one will be home.
Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
I meant that he makes me seem sane....
Posted by: PM Blackface at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (VYjdj)
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (v0R5T)
Joe Biden
What is your quest?
To be the bestest preezy ever!
What is your favorite color?
Blue no yellow! Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: MFM by mid July at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (Geoni)
My pool date is July 21. Been saying that since November. Send a message with your date for President Harris to Misanthropic Humanitarian.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (u82oZ)
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Woah back off pal. I've had my money on that square since the day after the election.
Posted by: I'm a gamblin man at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (nNC1l)
We can't handle the Truth.
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2021 05:42 PM (ywXEz)
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You had me at the word "judge".
Nothing that "judges" say surprises me anymore.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM (63Dwl)
I mentioned this one a few threads back. I think the scariest part was this Dr. Warren Wang who runs this whole grooming thing. He's got a website to indoctrinate children, and it's mandated that the schools show the kids this shit. He suggests that parents lie to the board about their children contemplating suicide etc. to get them on the hormone fast-track. He was bragging his youngest client is 3 years old. We're fighting government sponsored evil.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (46GDR)
in order, and let the things we don't control roll on by.I'm still working on it, but I am certain that's the answer.
*fistbump* Got my copy of Jordan Peterson's new book the other day to help that along. Lots of good stuff in his previous tome.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (u82oZ)
"The best defense for a woman who is a victim of violence is a gun."
https://twitter.com/i/status/1372234884337573893
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 05:45 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 05:45 PM (YYlyE)
Joe Biden
What is your quest?
To be the bestest preezy ever!
What is your favorite color?
...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)
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"Jill?"
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 05:45 PM (FYe3W)
What's funny/sad is that this administration is so retarded that they let really poor fakes go mainstream.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (3H9h1)"
A lot of people forget that Hillary got busted green-screening campaign stops in 2016. And through a hilarious means - the crowd in the foreground holding up phones to purportedly film her displayed what was actually there on their screens.
Posted by: somedood at March 18, 2021 05:45 PM (3RlYu)
Or like Mrs. Paddock in the X-Files episode Die Hand Die Verletzt...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
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That was a quality episode.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Eh, feels like the birther and pizzagate game: whip up wild conspiracy theories so that you can label all discussion about it crazy Q nonsense. Smear all people concerned with Biden's mental health with the most outlandish speculation online.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ziba at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (S1hrL)
are too "sensational and impure" to be disclosed to the public, thus
most of the government's redactions remain redacted and more redactions
will be added.
"So it is ordered...Please blackblock the Clinton's names"
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 05:41 PM (cF8AT)
I assume they're trying to figure out how to enforce it, but haven't quite worked out the details, but there is this teeny tiny problem with trying to "prosecute" Jizzlane, in that Epstein got a sweetheart deal at the time he was convicted the first time. Everyone else involved in his operation is supposed to have blanket immunity. But they're still pretending they intend to throw criminal charges at her.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (ZmCUz)
This will be
Don't miss the train, or you won't be missing the train.
Posted by: Kamala! 2021! at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)
JUST IN - Judge rules some #GhislaineMaxwell details are too "sensational and impure" to be disclosed to the public, thus most of the government's redactions remain redacted and more redactions will be added.
"So it is ordered...Please blackblock the Clinton's names"
Posted by: Tami
So the American public can hear every grisly detail of serial killers, rapists, pedophiles, etc. but because of Maxwell, we can't handle it. If that isn't blatant bullshit, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 05:44 PM (HaL55)
We are currently in the process as well. Selling the house in AZ and moving back into the RV. Good news, Texas will be homebase and not too far from the TX MOME.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)
I'm still working on it, but I am certain that's the answer.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:38 PM
Agreed, just had to vent a bit.
Posted by: Wicklow at March 18, 2021 05:48 PM (uH65w)
whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 05:48 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (u82oZ)
I should know you guys were that organized.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:48 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Kamala! 2021! at March 18, 2021 05:47 PM (DMUuz)
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Well, you would know about a train.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Don Henley at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (Oc7Bf)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Eventually even the chemicals won't help. Sooner rather than later.
Posted by: Ziba at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 05:11 PM (DJFLF)
Or like Mrs. Paddock in the X-Files episode Die Hand Die Verletzt...
or like the painting on the art thread a couple of days ago.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (v3pYe)
https://tinyurl.com/eztxn7ub
I wish Wyatt were here to confirm that this is indeed a fair representation
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (3D/fK)
"So it is ordered...Please blackblock the Clinton's names"
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National Security FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (bqf3B)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (3TihK)
Oh yeah. And another take home from that episode has considerable relevance at this juncture: "Paying the ultimate price for imperfect faith".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 18, 2021 05:40 PM (2JVJo)
It's a tough question for Christians. Its not like the Roman were kind to Christians. Although their persecutions were rather sporadic. I don't have a good answer. I guess one answer would be that the law is the Constitution and if the gov't is violating that, it isn't the gov't.
Posted by: WiNO at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (fa3ve)
He's got a website to indoctrinate children, and it's mandated that the schools show the kids this shit. ...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 05:44 P
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The OH governor, the donors to the college Wang works for, the community he lives in. Voters.
What the hell is going on?
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)
Akshually, twitter user, you should refer to someone with multiple titles by the greatest among them. So "Vice President of the whole USA" beats "President of 100 grifting senators."
The Pope (any of them) is also the Bishop of Rome; nobody calls them "Bishop Whoever".
Queen Elizabeth II has a whole wiki page full of titles. I'm quite sure the title to use is "Queen".
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2021 05:51 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2021 05:52 PM (jj2bO)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 05:50 PM (bqf3B)
You got it boss, will be nice to be back in TX.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 18, 2021 05:52 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:16 PM (Zmnko)
Having the answers written down is no guarantee that he will not fuck up the reading of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2021 05:52 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at March 18, 2021 05:52 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Don Henley at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (Oc7Bf)
Remind me again of all the stupid predictions of what Reagan was going to do
Posted by: JoeF. at March 18, 2021 05:52 PM (HrMC1)
That Biden is really Kamala all dressed up in King Drag like Joe.
If you're gonna fight, fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother its starting to rain. - unknown
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 05:53 PM (5fXFG)
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We think, by that measure, that you are going to find the remainder of this decade, grimly amusing.
Posted by: The Four Horsemen at March 18, 2021 05:53 PM (YIJve)
Posted by: Don Henley at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (Oc7Bf)
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Touche.
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:53 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: clutch cargo
We aren't fighting anything. If we were, this doctor would have lead poisoning by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2021 05:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2021 05:53 PM (jj2bO)
Especially if you read something like Isaiah 1
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:55 PM (ZmCUz)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 18, 2021 05:55 PM (mL2J9)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 18, 2021 05:55 PM (mL2J9)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (ZmCUz)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Even that is starting to fail.
Posted by: WiNO at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (fa3ve)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 18, 2021 05:55 PM (mL2J9)
FIFY
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)
I am glad you are part of a Bible study and do some pushback!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 05:57 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2021 05:57 PM (iDvKn)
https://bit.ly/2OMKgDZ
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at March 18, 2021 05:57 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (jOcSX)
I will stake out Memorial Day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2021 05:57 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (bqf3B)
What's funny/sad is that this administration is so retarded that they let really poor fakes go mainstream.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 05:43 PM (3H9h1)
That's part of the kink, to not hide that inept retards are ruling us.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (y7DUB)
Trump is a fucking machine.
I couldn't have kept up with his schedule when I was 20, much less now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (iDvKn)
Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2021 05:39 PM (88xKn)
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After Russian hackers break into The Earpiece of the United States:
"Now Mr. President, pull down your pants and start jerking off."
* Pulls down pants and starts jerking off *
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (Zmnko)
Joke's on him. None of our nooks actually work anyway. We forgot how, so we just pretend there are buttons that are connected to stuff that blows up when the buttons get pressed.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (bkAGf)
Posted by: WiNO
Naw, it's not
We're to obey the good, not that which is contradictory to scripture and God's law.
Fairly decent explanation here. https://tinyurl.com/nwwtf2ad
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (mL2J9)
I expect a lot of bad things to come from that weakness.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (ZmCUz)
The Democrat Politburo makes the decisions.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (hPGuH)
Yes. He was always retarded. Now he's retarded and senile.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: WiNO at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (fa3ve)
++++I think so, unless they are not bothering to correct him when he makes a speaking error - like calling Kamala "President" at least twice now. "Remember President Biden, you are the president, you are the president, no one else, you are the president" - things like that.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 06:00 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 05:58 PM (JZT2F)
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Same.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:00 PM (2SdPm)
whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it
Posted by: bonhomme at March
That's when you hogtie yourself kid, throw her in the back of the car and go live off the grid for the next several years. Guaranteed the kid will straighten out and appreciate her parents.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ben Had
Disagree.
God raises up rulers (even wicked ones) and uses them to do his will.
Scripture truth, there. As much as we chafe against it, esp in America.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (L3Rsz)
That the media is ignoring it and belittling people who point it out is not simply insulting but dastardly and dishonest.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (ZmCUz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2021 05:24 PM (jOcSX)
I will stake out Memorial Day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2021 05:57 PM (mzC7
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I've got Cinco de Mayo (when Joe learns that Hunter has fathered an illegal alien baby in a new paternity suit).
Of course, Obama has Cinco de Quattro.
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (oUS59)
Fairly decent explanation here. https://tinyurl.com/nwwtf2ad
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (L3Rsz)
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Render unto Caesar.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (2SdPm)
I like to refer to her as "The Duke of Normandy". That's one of her actual titles. Not "Duchess", either... "Duke".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 06:02 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 18, 2021 05:55 PM (mL2J9)
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I saw Lateral Exploration open for the Traveling Wilburys at the Whiskey in '88.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2021 06:02 PM (WGara)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (W2Pud)
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Yes.
But the true culprits are the one's who promote and allow this situation to occur.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (BWzkb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
Yep..and we're not to put our trust in princes, either. That's a tough one for us political animals, who are of faith.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)
Seems ok to me to be within last year as some are wearing masks. Even Wyatt has agreed with me Philadelphians are mask crazy.
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (Cxk7w)
I like to refer to her as "The Duke of Normandy". That's one of her actual titles. Not "Duchess", either... "Duke".
well, it's not as if that sort of thing is unprecedented.
Posted by: King Jadwiga of Poland at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (sGtp+)
Sorry for that brain fart......
Posted by: James at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (JLQTf)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (BWzkb)
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No, because it gives resident Biden too much credit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (2SdPm)
That the media is ignoring it and belittling people who point it out is not simply insulting but dastardly and dishonest.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (ZmCUz)
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"Not everybody is cut out to be a power-hungry whore and gold digger. plus, I read ones for humiliation and shame we're part of the kink ..." -- Dr. Jill 2024!
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (W4eKo)
theories so that you can label all discussion about it crazy Q nonsense.
Smear all people concerned with Biden's mental health with the most
outlandish speculation online.
"Stray voltage" is the term, IIRC. That op has the foul stench of David Axelrod all over it. I smelled it when I first came aboard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 18, 2021 06:04 PM (HaL55)
I know they want to keep him in past the midterms so Commie Lay can have 2.5 terms, but I just don't think he's gonna make it that long.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (JZT2F)
Remember President Trump pointed out Biden is gonna get 25th Amend.ed.......
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (5fXFG)
Render unto Caesar.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (2SdPm)
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In this country we have no Caesar.
They are there by our consent.
Problem is ... they need to be reminded.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (iDvKn)
I wish Wyatt were here to confirm that this is indeed a fair representation
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2021 05:49 PM (3D/fK)
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It's a fair representation of the location. I used a map program and the store fronts to confirm it as proceeding southwest from the intersection of East Allegheny Avenue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (mht8P)
My reply: "The only black DNA in Harris is from Willie Brown." Then watch their heads explode.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (TTAO/)
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (L3Rsz)
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I'll never forget when I realized the obvious: Either GOD is in charge, or, HE is not.
HE isn't a little bit in charge over here, and a little bit in charge over there.
HE runs the whole show.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (BWzkb)
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No, because it gives resident Biden too much credit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
LOL. Sleepy is LESS than an SCOAMF. Unbelievable, but true.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (BWzkb)
I dunno. That got kinda boring after about the 7000th iteration.
Try something new...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (ZSK0i)
I mentioned a day ago that he should call it "woke pillow" but that sort of defeats the idea that using it would lead to a good night's sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (VP4Cd)
I heard that operation was already circling the drain.
Turns out the market for pre-bitten pillows isn't nearly as large as he thought it was.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 18, 2021 06:03 PM (3H9h1)
Who'd a thought such a bright young man could make such a dumbass mistake?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:07 PM (FYe3W)
https://bit.ly/38VnnFh
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:07 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2021 06:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: blake
Preach! When that gets through to our political-addled brains, we can take things much more calmly.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:07 PM (L3Rsz)
Harvard can use a man like David!
Posted by: Max Headroom at March 18, 2021 06:08 PM (ViGtZ)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at March 18, 2021 06:09 PM (VNmG1)
We're to obey the good, not that which is contradictory to scripture and God's law.
Fairly decent explanation here. https://tinyurl.com/nwwtf2ad
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 05:59 PM (L3Rsz)
Sure when something is in clear contradiction of my allegiance to God. So, if the gov't decides to tax you at 90% that isn't against God's law. Abortion is against God's law. Yet, what is a Christian to do? How about homosexual marriage? Do you fight back if the gov't persecutes Christians? At what point is force permitted? That's the hard question.
Posted by: WiNO at March 18, 2021 06:09 PM (fa3ve)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2021 06:09 PM (bqf3B)
It will survive Dopey Joe and the Ho.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 06:09 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: blake
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Except for that operation over there, which is run by ... by ... that guy ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2021 06:09 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 18, 2021 06:10 PM (JZT2F)
Posted by: bear
Because of justice, natch. And the story isn't over yet, friend.
"All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well." Julian of Norwich*
(* according to God, however, not us)
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
It is. That's the Kensington neighborhood, where I spent six years as a patrol officer right out of the academy. Kensington Avenue is under the El train, and the entire street is filled withy hookers, drug abusers, and is usually one of the most violent parts of the city.
The homeless infestation is accurate there. Believe me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at March 18, 2021 06:10 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Ben Had
No worries, and you betcha!
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:11 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2021 06:11 PM (ZmCUz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Kensington & Allegheny (or K&A). I can't tell you how many times people were shot there.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at March 18, 2021 06:11 PM (qoNQ/)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2021 06:12 PM (DUIap)
BREAKING: House passes Dems' bill opening gateway to citizenship for "Dreamers;" GOP demands make Senate prospects dim - AP
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:12 PM (cF8AT)
Washrivergal, Biden referred to Kamala as the President Kamala several times last summer.
Remember President Trump pointed out Biden is gonna get 25th Amend.ed.......
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (5fXFG)
++++Wow. That's really, really bad. Behind the scenes with this brain-bleed must be a combination of hysteria, mass chaos, hyperventilation, tears, and panic. I am thinking backstage of an opening night for a Broadway musical.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 06:12 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: Marcus T
"salute the statue!"
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (L3Rsz)
HE isn't a little bit in charge over here, and a little bit in charge over there.
HE runs the whole show.
I'm not sure I agree with you. God lets his children choose good or evil for themselves. If God were controlling everything, then we don't actually have free will. I guess how you define "in charge of" determines whether I agree with you or not.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:12 PM (cF8AT)
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Lindsay will fix that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (kTF2Z)
I mentioned a day ago that he should call it "woke pillow" but that sort of defeats the idea that using it would lead to a good night's sleep.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 06:06 PM (VP4Cd)
It sounds like it's already dead before it started. They got all absorbed with the types of hires they'd make, and working out the charities they'd be giving to. Instead of, oh I don't know, actually making and selling a product to bring money in first?
Same thing as getting car and real estate magazines figuring out how you'll spend your millions before you win the lotto, and not remembering to even buy a lotto ticket.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (46GDR)
Eater of Collin Street Bakery Fruitcakes
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 06:14 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2021 06:14 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: bear
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I've been over this and over this in my mind. It's basically Biblical that if we are beset by any arbitrary government we are to submit. But in a monarchy, a king is the rightful ruler.
So, in a subverted state, its subverters are not yet the rightful ruler. The model of America is *still* that we govern ourselves.
Knowing how much people have suffered over the centuries from arbitrary rule, it is our duty as a Christian to invoke the self-rulership model of our country.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: InCali at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (9AFWN)
HE isn't a little bit in charge over here, and a little bit in charge over there.
HE runs the whole show.
I'm not sure I agree with you. God lets his children choose good or evil for themselves. If God were controlling everything, then we don't actually have free will. I guess how you define "in charge of" determines whether I agree with you or not.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (YYlyE)
Free will makes for some very bad outcomes here on Earth.
God has his plan and his time, but it can be a little rough for us down here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (Cxk7w)
Great. I hope it's a fail; He's an obnoxious young guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2021 06:16 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Skip
Almost certain it's Kensington & Allegheny. Used to be a patrol cop there in the 90's.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (qoNQ/)
https://trib.al/79sejp6
Wait, I thought it was a scandalous, outrageous, dastardly lie that Biden would raise taxes on anyone earning less than $400K per year!?!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2021 06:01 PM (W2Pud)
Unfortunately, dad is divorced from mom, she has custody, and she's pushing for the transition. The school board and judge all agree, as does mad Dr. Wong.
https://bit.ly/3lsHmQA
If mom is doing this to get back at dad, she should burn in hell. If not, she should burn in hell.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (46GDR)
Remember President Trump pointed out Biden is gonna get 25th Amend.ed.......
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:05 PM (5fXFG)
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He said flat out in a CBS interview that he "promised Barack" that if he and Harris ever have a serious conflict, he will fake an illness and step down.
Why you have the most powerful person in the free world promising an ex-office-holder that he will step down is beyond me (if we weren't already kind of clued in on the con).
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (FYe3W)
Queen Elizabeth II has a whole wiki page full of titles.
Eater of Collin Street Bakery Fruitcakes
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 06:14 PM
she has exquisite taste
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: bonhomme
We have free will within God's purview, as his children. That's rather marvelous, ain't? Happens when that heart of stone is turned (by God) to a heart of flesh. Our will, as his children, will always trail after his. Not perfectly, but step by step increasingly.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:18 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2021 06:18 PM (DJFLF)
Pretty depressing stretch of the city right there.
Democrats in charge, perchance?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2021 06:18 PM (3D/fK)
As used in that Elizabethan English quote........
Also means render animals........
Render = to turn waste into useful products....
Hmmmm...........
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:18 PM (5fXFG)
Posted by: InCali at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (9AFWN)
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That's in a context. Biden's statement was out of such an obvious context.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Axeman
This is quite good.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Zmnko)
*facepalm* Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Meghan Markle at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (PiwSw)
Epic!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (EcD5Y)
Being GOD, God can be "in charge" and still give everyone(thing) freedom of choice. God knows all (omniscience) Sees all (omnilpresence) and controls all (omnipotence).
"He" gives us free will but knows what choice we will make but he does not MAKE that choice "himself".
That's kinda what GOD means. See?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (WJ8Bv)
So every living married soul in Manhattan or LA filing jointly - bwhahahaha!
Posted by: Boswell at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Since 1948 if I'm not mistaken. I had my first homicide on my second day on the job. Boy was that a wake-up call.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (EcD5Y)
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And on to his fourth and fifth terms.... (if that is the case).
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (FYe3W)
Epic!
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (cF8AT)
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And the Mandela funeral guy doing the sign language translation.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (/669Q)
So, in a subverted state, its subverters are not yet the rightful ruler. The model of America is *still* that we govern ourselves.
Knowing how much people have suffered over the centuries from arbitrary rule, it is our duty as a Christian to invoke the self-rulership model of our country.
So Hitler? Untermenschen should march into the ovens in obedience to God, who wants submission to arbitrary government? Or it turns on whether he has a crown or regal title? Or is there just a special But Democracy Clause, so we are special and don't have to get on the trains here in this particular time and place?
I'm not trying to be an SOB. But if I thought this was Christianity, I'd become an atheist.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (5fXFG)
Posted by: Prezzy Puddinhead at March 18, 2021 06:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2021 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (/669Q)
Yes!
And since Biden makes zero sense, he would actually be signing what he's saying.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: f'd at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (wlFT1)
He has to concentrate and that keeps him from calling her "Sugar Tits" like his son does.
Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2021 05:56 PM (Zmnko)
.........
minor addendum
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2021 06:15 PM (M+Lyo)
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A great name for his autobiography would be "I, Jobot."
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
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The guy would be signing correctly for the first time in his life. Think what it would do for his career!
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2021 06:24 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (/669Q)
Yes!
And since Biden makes zero sense, he would actually be signing what he's saying.
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
........
He can sign Esperanto?
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
And has he had the blowjob treatment yet, or is that something Kamala does at the shenter?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:24 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (sshap)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (YYlyE)
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Romans 8:28
Proverbs 16:4 probably says it best: The Lord has made everything for its own purpose, Even the wicked for the day of evil.
Remember, Joseph told his brothers they intended evil against him, but, God turned it to good so that Joseph would be in position to help his brothers when famine struck.
Genesis 50:20
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (2SdPm)
"He" gives us free will but knows what choice we will make but he does not MAKE that choice "himself".
That's kinda what GOD means. See?
Clear as mud.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: f'd at March 18, 2021 06:23 PM (wlFT1)
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SCROTUS decriminalizes pedophilia.
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (oUS59)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:21 PM (5fXFG)
++++Except I don't think he was in charge either. I do recall the only time I ever saw him getting really and truly jazzed about any topic was when he did his basketball bracket picks. It seemed that was the only area in his life that he was interested in.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (ZE5eB)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (sshap)
.......
Yep. She looks like a biter.
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: f'd at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (wlFT1)
I agree with this part.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (YYlyE)
Since they stole election, I've lost most of my interest in politics. But the one thing that keeps me engaged is the chance of watching a President die on television... it hasn't happened since Kennedy, and I wasn't born then. Now's my chance. Thankfully, it seems he'll *finally* start doing appearances.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (jvt6t)
https://trib.al/79sejp6
Wait, I thought it was a scandalous, outrageous, dastardly lie that Biden would raise taxes on anyone earning less than $400K per year!?!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:17 PM (YYlyE)
quote: "will see a small to a significant tax increase"
"will experience the tip to significantly more than just the tip"
Posted by: banana Dream at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (rLfOT)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:20 PM (WJ8Bv)
It's kinda like the Trinity. If you understand it completely, you'd be God. You aren't. So...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Average Guy at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (vrCPI)
Posted by: f'd at March 18, 2021 06:28 PM (wlFT1)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (jvt6t)
Why in hell not?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:28 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (jvt6t)
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I recognize this as English, but I don't understand.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2021 06:28 PM (kTF2Z)
BREAKING: House passes Dems' bill opening gateway to citizenship for "Dreamers;" GOP demands make Senate prospects dim - AP
Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2021 06:12 PM (cF8AT)
Shall we begin a pool to see how long it takes the citizen Dreamers to lobby for sponsorship to naturalize the parents who brought them here illegally?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (hKTv8)
https://bit.ly/38VnnFh
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:07 PM (YYlyE)
A Muslim said this? You've GOT to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (5fXFG)
Sure.
Posted by: Average Guy at March 18, 2021 06:27 PM (vrCPI)
Pretty sure they meant some broad criticized the news outlet. Not what that says, at all, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (okGHj)
It seemed that was the only area in his life that he was interested in.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 18, 2021 06:26 PM (ZE5eB)
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I bet he was pretty "interested" in Reggie, IYKWIMAITYD.
And in avoiding beatings from Valerie and Michelle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (Uh2oA)
Posted by: Axeman
This is quite good.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:19 PM (L3Rsz)
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I've put a lot of thought into it. I think the proper way to view the "advance" of the modern age is to attribute the gains of Western civilization to the Holy Spirit. So, he's been painstakingly teaching us a better way over time.
It's been a slow progress, perhaps, because we are slow learners. It took the pre-Cromwell persecutions and the reversal with Cromwell (I believe), for John Locke to see the senselessness of Christians torturing and killing each other for their sect membership and doctrine. Thus Locke seems to have been one to start a discussion on civic Christianity.
I want to retain the civic advances I see in WC because I believe that all good things come from God, and the fruit of WC is evident.
Treating people as equals comes from the Christian principle that we are all equal in God's eyes. And even the wisest among Man can be a fool in God's eyes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (FYe3W)
Since they stole election, I've lost most of my interest in politics. But the one thing that keeps me engaged is the chance of watching a President die on television... it hasn't happened since Kennedy, and I wasn't born then. Now's my chance. Thankfully, it seems he'll *finally* start doing appearances.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
we didn't see Kennedy die on television. the public didn't see the Zapruder film until the 70's
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Corner Stone at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (5fXFG)
Posted by: jakee308
We're all hung up on this free will thingy.
Most folks like to think they are in charge, but all the time God is making us into an intricate, astounding design. We are mere threads, and no matter how we tangle and snag and knot, God, with infinite care and precision, uses us in his weaving of the world. He guides that world and his people to the glorious outcome he has in store.
Good old Westminster: What is the chief end of man? To glorify God and enjoy him forever.
There's your free will...to be what you were made to be.
Now, after all that speechifying, I gotta get me some dinner. Have a fine evening, folks.
Posted by: lizabth at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (L3Rsz)
Hahahah....if you own an alarm clock you'll get hit by their tax hikes.
Posted by: MassiveCoordinatedCoup at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (c/J3o)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2021 06:29 PM (YqDXo)
You need to understand that mysogyny only applies AFTER you cut off her head for being seen in public.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:31 PM (okGHj)
Plus, yes we can make choices and then God can make changes so that His plan will still survive just that YOU will be unhappy or engrossed with myriad of nasty things happening to you because your refused to cooperate with HIS plan.
Trust me, I know how that feels. How it works out and that it makes me weep at my stubbornness and arrogance by deciding I would go contrary to what I KNEW was what God wanted. Luckily Jesus talked Him into forgiving me.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:31 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2021 06:31 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: dartist at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (+ya+t)
that if we are beset by any arbitrary government we are to submit. But
in a monarchy, a king is the rightful ruler.
It's Biblical if you look at the next to last chapter of Romans and ignore everything else like when God's rules and man's rules disagree, and what was done with Jezebel.
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (sGtp+)
God made me.
Why did God make you?
To know Him, love Him and serve Him in this world and to be with him in perfection in the next.
Simple. Or, you know, not.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (okGHj)
we didn't see Kennedy die on television. the public didn't see the Zapruder film until the 70's
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)
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Thanks, I just assumed the networks would have showed footage. But I guess they didn't have it.
Hole in knowledge of US history:
[X] FILLED
[_] NOT FILLED
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (Uh2oA)
https://youtu.be/42lQRoSkaRs
"Insect"
Posted by: Sharkman at March 18, 2021 06:33 PM (71oH5)
https://tinyurl.com/efyfzfvu
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2021 06:34 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: x4 at March 18, 2021 06:35 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:13 PM (YYlyE)
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He doesn't micro-manage.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 06:35 PM (hPGuH)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2021 06:32 PM (okGHj)
So simple, yet so complex, that it remains a mystery to most!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 18, 2021 06:35 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sadiq Khan at March 18, 2021 06:35 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 18, 2021 06:35 PM (NuVOb)
Genesis 50:20
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (2SdPm)
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Theologian Michael Heiser pointed out the (mind-blowing, to me) concept that Joseph was God's grace ...to Egypt.
He's the guy who blew my mind on that, but he's not the first religious thinker that has emphasized that the role of Israel was always specified as "to bless the nations". The Lord stopped dealing with the nations and created his own out of Terah's stock (only finally realized by Abraham, Terah's son).
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (FYe3W)
Unfortunately the church (small c) has carried that admirable idea to the limit and beyond and embraced our enemy's doctrine thus destroying the church and the civilization.
Sometimes you have to cruel to be kind and you cannot reward bad behavior because that means you only get more of it. Any parent of a child can tell you that. Which amazes me that people are shocked that the black community has arrived where it has.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: WaPo SortaNews at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (Zs8bf)
"And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose."
I read this as God works among us. I don't read this as God controls everything that happens.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (YYlyE)
> Proverbs 16:4 probably says it best: The Lord has made everything for its own purpose, Even the wicked for the day of evil.
I see this as a fancy way of saying God has prepared heaven and hell. Nobody is a surprise that exists in a category outside of what God has prepared.
> Remember, Joseph told his brothers they intended evil against him, but, God turned it to good so that Joseph would be in position to help his brothers when famine struck.
Sure, but God didn't cause Joseph's brothers to do the evil. God prepared a way so that Joseph's brothers evil deeds could turn to the benefit of Joseph AND his family.
Genesis 50:20
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (YYlyE)
So God is OK with people being ruled over by brutal dictatorships? Does that mean that there are no just wars? Ever?
Posted by: Kytten at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: LuscombeFlyer at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (/Akn/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Marcus Brasswang at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (gtatv)
But mostly, Harris would actually want to be the boss. Make policy. I don't think she's doing it now. I don't think that Biden saying "president" instead of "vice president" is anything much more than him being used to talking about Obama and stumbling over words and missing the "vice" part.
Like his best voter fraud organization ever.
Do you really think anyone shared any of the voter fraud plans with him? (I believe that it was de-centralized anyway, but would YOU tell Biden anything you wanted kept a secret?)
Posted by: Synova at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Synova at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (O+I8R)
That "Open Biden" remark from Pelosi was straight up weird. I'm used to seeing Sloppy Choppers lose the plot, but that was just out there.
Still, my favorite Moment in Gerontocracy of the last year remains when Nadler blew out his O-ring on TV next to that old mummy, and her face wrinkled up like a prune... Nadler's pants-filler must have smelled like the wrong side of a graveyard. And then he did his little crab-walk off the stage, lol.
Seriously, someone (I'm lookin' at you, Joe) is gonna have to croak to top that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (Uh2oA)
The same odds as me answering any question honestly.
Posted by: Jenny Psaki at March 18, 2021 06:38 PM (Zs8bf)
I think jamming Biden's obvious senility down everyone's throat is part of the plan. I think they enjoy that we can see it but can't change anything.
It teaches us who's boss. Not Biden, not Harris, not Obama -- some anti-American collective behind the scenes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2021 06:38 PM (Kx8B0)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:31 PM (WJ8Bv)
This!!!!
Always this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 18, 2021 06:39 PM (87oRe)
>Some things are above my pay grade.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2021 06:39 PM (03n3v)
It's that overbite.
It scrapes along and completely distracts from the experience.
Well unless you're into pain.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:40 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 18, 2021 06:40 PM (rLfOT)
Posted by: Shameless Pelousi at March 18, 2021 06:40 PM (Zs8bf)
Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2021 06:25 PM (oUS59)
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:41 PM (WJ8Bv)
Posted by: Synova at March 18, 2021 06:37 PM (BD/yx)
But he did blurt out something about the greatest fraud effort ever, and then corrected himself with the greatest GOTV effort ever. So presumably he knew, or had reason to suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 18, 2021 06:41 PM (YqDXo)
So God is OK with people being ruled over by brutal dictatorships? Does that mean that there are no just wars? Ever?
Posted by: Kytten at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (tjZg/)
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I'm not going to tell you what God is and is not okay with outside of scripture.
I'm mainly thinking of the doctrine of Paul which was not political, and yet more people became Christians faster than any other time in history by not making Christianity the overthrow of Rome.
The Bible even tells us that *God* put our rulers over us.
But I believe that this is a much more arguable idea from a stance of a *traditional* arbitrary rule, and not a novel revolution into an arbitrary capricious rule.
Posted by: Axeman at March 18, 2021 06:42 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag
In his natural state Biden looks like a claymation production.
Posted by: Aviator at March 18, 2021 06:42 PM (HQ9Sl)
I meant that He has the power to control all.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2021 06:42 PM (WJ8Bv)
Can't wait for the expose in twenty years where all the children abused by guys in dresses through Drag Queen Story Hour come forward. If only we'd known.
Posted by: squid_hunt at March 18, 2021 06:42 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Kytten at March 18, 2021 06:36 PM (tjZg/)
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It means we are set apart and remain, regardless what jackass govt. is in power at the time.
Posted by: Braenyard, starving the beast at March 18, 2021 06:49 PM (hPGuH)
Well, that would certainly explain all the times we referred to President Pence, President Biden, President Cheney, President Gore, President Quayle ....
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 18, 2021 06:59 PM (jWe5r)
If God did not want us to fight to lift ourselves from under the boot of the British king he would not have blessed America with freedom. I believe God was on the side of the founding fathers.
Posted by: MassiveCoordinatedCoup at March 18, 2021 09:40 PM (c/J3o)
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