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Washington Post: The Panic That We and the Deep State (and Our NeverTrump Gollums) Ginned Up About a March 4 Coup By QAnon Shamanites Proves to be "A Mirage"

You don't say.

You don't say.

You don't say you don't say you don't say.

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This latest Orange Scare -- following the Russian Agent Hoax and the Quarantine the Healthy Hoax -- nevertheless achieved its goal: further conditioning the public to accept whatever permanent abridgements of liberty the Uniparty decide are now necessary.

But NeverTrump -- the Deep State drulls of the Uniparty branded "GOP" for the rubes -- will continue believing every single lie their leftwing Twitter pals tell them to believe.

There's a type of robot mentioned in Dirk Gently's Holostic Detective Agency called an Electric Monk.

The point of the Electric Monk is to believe everything. So you buy yourself an Electric Monk, and it believes everything anyone says to it -- thus freeing you of the obligation to believe everything you hear.

These fucking guys -- these "Independent Minded Intellectuals!" -- are all Electric Monks, with their electricity and oil provided by Google and FaceBook.

Are these Very Smart People Who Really Understand How The World Works absolutely incapable of skepticism? Of doubt?

Are these Independent-Minded Intellectuals even capable of a single act of imagination?


Are they capable of conjuring up possible scenarios and imagining how the world would look if the Highly Competent Government That Always Gets Everything Right got something big very wrong?

No, they're not. They're "Front Row Kids." The kids that always had their hands up to repeat back to the teacher what she had just told them to believe.

They are not capable of Questioning What Teacher Says. Too much of their bloated, fragile egos are wrapped up in the very trivial skill of listening to what a Government Bureaucrat tells them to believe and then parroting it to other people, telling them what they must now believe, too.

This is their job -- taking what an authority (or, "authority") tells them to believe, adding some snark and "commentary," and then transmitting this Received Wisdom to the lay audience.

If they don't do this -- or if their job of just retransmitting the Received Wisdom they're instructed to retransmit -- then they have no value. Then their jobs are a waste-of-time farce.

Then their ego would suffer.

So -- No. No to that madness.

No to ever questioning whether everything the leftwing Corporate-Government Complex -- our Information Overlords -- tell us to believe.

The Teacher can never be wrong if the Front-Row Kids are to preserve their endless narcissism and extraordinary levels of self-regard.

Update: "Mostly media, eh?"

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM




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1 For Thomas Mifflin!

https://tinyurl.com/4v2cfzt9

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

2 First?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (2JVJo)

3 Nope.

Back to lurking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (2JVJo)

4 Afternoon.

Skimmed the content.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (ZckKf)

5 Nth!

Posted by: Nth Dimensional Dude at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (YdDaK)

6 TJM...Poppins...*Tips hat*

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (ZckKf)

7 For Thomas Mifflin!

Considering the sidebar ads that pop up on that link, you should probably say NSFW.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (2JVJo)

8 Just a fearful response by Congress who knelt as the little people saw their businesses looted and burned.

Posted by: CN at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (ONvIw)

9 Militias musta gotten stuck in traffic, it happens.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (oJZyY)

10 But they arent embarrassed and will not stop

Posted by: Some dope in pa at March 04, 2021 03:16 PM (YTBIQ)

11 7 For Thomas Mifflin!

Considering the sidebar ads that pop up on that link, you should probably say NSFW.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (2JVJo)

========

I did not know. I just grabbed the image address which I got from somewhere else. NSFW, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

12 Are these Very Smart People Who Really Understand How The World Works absolutely incapable of skepticism? Of doubt?
-------------------

I think as we're having confirmed daily, they believe what they are paid to believe.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:16 PM (uEbPt)

13 Front Row Electric Monks is the name of the Bulwark crew polka band.

Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 03:16 PM (RKp8A)

14 Is there anyone that knows what this whole Q thing is? Cuz I haven't the foggiest fucking blue.

You tell me Q wants to overthrow the gub'mint and I think to myself, "Why would John Delancie want to do that?"

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:16 PM (ZckKf)

15 ...armed with M4 rifles...

Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 03:17 PM (RKp8A)

16
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 04, 2021 03:17 PM (r4bSV)

17 Q's latest ruminations ... anons will fool Capitol Hill Police into suspending Congress

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:18 PM (3aI0K)

18 Never let a serious mirage go to waste.

Posted by: Rahm "Go F*ck Yourself" Emanuel at March 04, 2021 03:18 PM (RKp8A)

19 This is going to be a weekly thing. Every week, a brand 'new' shiny 'threat' to be all outraged about. It's all a lie of course. At some point, though, the "Boy who cried wolf", with terror and slaughter return.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2021 03:18 PM (i2kf6)

20 Paramount+ launched today if anyone cares.

CBS All Access sucked, maybe being rebranded and expanded might help?

I just want these assholes to open up their freakin' archives and put everything up.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (ZckKf)

21 Remember kids, the NAZI Trumpers are about to attack the Capital and snow fall is a thing of the past.
Oh, and since 2008 we've only had 12 years left to save the world.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (qlFIA)

22 >>>Is there anyone that knows what this whole Q thing is? Cuz I haven't the foggiest fucking blue.

It started with Aston Martins and exploding briefcases, and went down from there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (HmZuC)

23 Our government is run by raving fools

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (3aI0K)

24 This latest Orange Scare ...

-----

Brilliant, stolen, and wish I'd thought of it first.

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (4Zr0J)

25 So Trump supporters are simultaneously a domestic threat and also incredibly weak.

I pointed out before the summer that they have been conditioning people to believe two incompatible ideas on every given subject. With every news story it seemed you would get two Narratives that were impossible to "fit".

For example with the BLM riots, one they were peaceful protests and two, it was Trump supporters infiltrating and causing all the violence.

These are not merely contradictory, but actually *incompatible* ideas. Maybe it helps with breaking down weak minds. It's definitely being done on purpose.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (uEbPt)

26 I paged the others

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (NYS7S)

27 Militias musta gotten stuck in traffic, it happens.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (oJZyY

Even Patton had trouble making his way through traffic.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (jhsdj)

28 Wait, wait, wait.
I have proof that Trumpists have successfully attacked DC.

Someone left a log like you would not believe in my depends. DAMN YOU TRUMP!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (qlFIA)

29 Last night Tucker, using convoluted liberal logic, determined that WaPo was a white supremacy site. lol

Turns out, democracy dies in whiteness.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (F0YaR)

30 Can the Guard go home now?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (yQpMk)

31 The system worked!

Posted by: The MFM at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (ELgVT)

32 TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

Outstanding.

She may not have wide, child-bearing hips, but practice makes pregnant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (u82oZ)

33 ...and like gorillas in the mist, the Trumpist white nationalist Q-Anoners slipped away like a fever dream....

Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (RKp8A)

34 Even Patton had trouble making his way through traffic.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (jhsdj)



ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (yQpMk)

35 Militias musta gotten stuck in traffic, it happens.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs



The 14th Street Bridge is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (i2kf6)

36 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (3aI0K)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

38 It started with Aston Martins and exploding briefcases, and went down from there.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (HmZuC)

The Bind films were always hit and (mostly) miss but Q was always fun.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (ZckKf)

39 Fox2!

The Cabin John bridge is a people strainer, protecting the Capitol.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (u82oZ)

40 Electric Monk, nice Douglas Adams reference.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (OV00c)

41 Our government is run by raving fools
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (3aI0K)

Fools, yes. Stupid, paranoid, terrified of their shadows.

And yet, in control of the media, schools, Big Tech, Big Pharma, government at every level, most corporate boards (and every HR department), most mainline churches, etc.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (NYS7S)

42 President Lindbergh shit my pants!

Posted by: Fake Biden at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (uEbPt)

43 And yet, to this day, the people that align themselves with the "left" see themselves as Jim Morrison, and Captain Ameica in Easy Rider, and the bikers from Sons of Anarchy, and every other "dangerous heroic rebel free thinker" while they support every single thing the establishment, educational system and corporations tell them immediately.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (3/XaG)

44 It's still early.

Posted by: Qurious at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (vD+8F)

45 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (arJlL)

46 36 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (3aI0K)

Time to go 'Squatchin'.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (ZckKf)

47
But, but, but -- multiple intelligence agencies (the best of the best, of the best, SIR!) were triple-swearsie CERTAIN that bad 'nough shit was gwine go down today!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

48 Traffic accidents are no laughing matter.


Posted by: Isadora Duncan at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (qlFIA)

49 This is a shocking update.

I thought for sure that we'd see images of an invading army maneuvering in to DC to take on our valiant National Guardsmen, who are there defending our freedom.

I am speechless, and cannot even accept the possibility that our government and media would lie to us.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (UPoLF)

50 March 4th?
NO - it was supposed to be March 6th!
Why can't you guys read the obvious chatter?

*runs to store for more popcorn*

Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (A/eX6)

51
Has it occurred to any of you the reason Fake News and Democrats are running these hoaxes is to put a muzzle on President Trump, i.e., prevent him from issuing daily criticism of the fake admin under the fear they'll blame him for any "violence" that ensues?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (m9Ifp)

52 Jill and I just want to pay tribute to our brave xers and xes in uniform, who protected us today from the Militant Trump Supporters. They will be hunted down, and jailed!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (29q5W)

53 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (TdMsT)

54 In Soviet America...Flag Falses You!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (6/LtX)

55 I feel sorry for the addle minded lemmings that read this bilge, believe it and try to make sense of the world.


And by feel sorry I mean selling them sea monkeys and bridges.

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (MxEKc)

56 Huh. I would have thought that an honest-to-goodness threat from an imaginary label created by the media for this purpose would have put on a better show.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (/2aWP)

57 As a reward to our fighting men in DC, tonight undercooked chicken with metal shavings for EVERYBODY!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (4uSHG)

58 The scary truth is that they found out that Judge Crater, missing since August 6, 1930, is coming to DC

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (3aI0K)

59 Nah, they're going to have to move on from the Q talking point soon, I think.

I wonder if they'll go back to white supremacists being the biggest threat, or if they'll invent something new? I eagerly await.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (UPoLF)

60 The Capitol actually is being overrun right now by millions of Biden voters.

Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (A/eX6)

61 For Thomas Mifflin!

https://tinyurl.com/4v2cfzt9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM


Now that is a first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (zExdh)

62 43:Captain Ameica in Easy Rider


The rednecks in the truck were the true hero's of Easy Rider.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (i2kf6)

63 For Thomas Mifflin!

https://tinyurl.com/4v2cfzt9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)


Mmmmmmm......Marisa Tomei.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

64 The scary truth is that they found out that Judge Crater, missing since August 6, 1930, is coming to DC
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (3aI0K)
----------
And he is PISSED!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (GLv8N)

65 Whatever the left accuses the right of doing is simply what the left is planning.

Ides of March are soon.

Hail Caesar, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (ZckKf)

66 That's an interesting way to "brace for rebellion".

But it's the WaPo, words mean nothing any more.

Posted by: spindrift at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (PizZn)

67 The only people to show up were the FBI cell leaders.

Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (RKp8A)

68 Meanwhile, our incurious palace guard MSM is NOT covering the mirage of a Biden presidency.

Apparently the WH under Biden is no longer providing the president's daily schedule, the attendees to his meetings, or the WH visitrs log.



Now THAT is the mirage - the notion that Joe Biden is performing any of the required tasks of being a president, that he has any say, let alone a hand, in what the "Biden" administration is doing.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (bDqIh)

69 Traffic accidents are no laughing matter.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan

Was a scarf part of her emphasis on freer forms of movement?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (Rvt88)

70 Has it occurred to any of you the reason Fake News and Democrats are running these hoaxes is to put a muzzle on President Trump, i.e., prevent him from issuing daily criticism of the fake admin under the fear they'll blame him for any "violence" that ensues?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (m9Ifp)

It's possible, but he could be giving daily speeches and how would we even know? He's banned from social media, no traditional media will cover him, and if anyone tries to put his CPAC speech online, it gets banned from YouTube.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (UPoLF)

71 These dumbasses are ripe for a numerology rumor that March 15th really means April 1st . Ides of Fools.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (2DOZq)

72 the mirage didn't come from Militant Trump Supporters.

The Mirage came from the media.

They lied about it. Of. Course.

Posted by: a blue bellied sneetch, with a five o clock shadow and boobs at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (ZRcLG)

73 On this day in 1870, the Fifteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States
was ratified, guaranteeing the right to vote regardless of race and
intending to ensure, with the Fourteenth Amendment, the civil rights of
former slaves.
Happy 150th 15th Amendment

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (3aI0K)

74 Aww shit. I had a bunch of popcorn and beer ready to watch the latest episode of Insurgency 2021.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (Xrpa4)

75 25 . . . confirmation bias, two people with different biases will read and take away the parts of a new story that confirm their biases and ignore those that are counter to one's prior prejudices.

So, posing the same proposition in two different ways gets that accomplished. Those that want to see the current bogeyman as a threat will continue to do so while those that want a sense of triumph over the weak enemies will also get to do so.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (pO7gM)

76 Can the Guard go home now?

NO!! Today is proof that we need them!

Posted by: The MFM at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (DMQdU)

77 Yeah, I probably would have been there. But I had an appointment for a dental cleaning that I just couldn't miss.

Posted by: An anonymoue Republican at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (29q5W)

78 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (3aI0K)

Time to go 'Squatchin'.
Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM


Start with our website and our manly soaps!

Posted by: DOCTOR Squatch at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (zExdh)

79 Willowed:
I once knew a surfer guy who wore a shell bracelet on his ankle. One afternoon as we were having a beer at a local bar I asked him why he wore it.
"To keep the sharks away", he replied.
"Does it work?"
"You don't see any sharks, do you?"

That guy is now in charge of the Capitol Police.

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (bAe71)

80 61 For Thomas Mifflin!
https://tinyurl.com/4v2cfzt9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM

Now that is a first!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 03:24 PM (zExdh)

We were warned of this possibility happening in an earlier thread.

Call in the Natl Guard!!!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousie at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (BgMrQ)

81 No, it has nothing to do with what people used to think. These people parrot the same lies that they are fed, likely still from the late night shows and echo chambers on social media. I saw one person say that seven people were killed on Jan 6th. Where do they get that? They will spout some outrageous lie and you'll see six or seven other people agree with it. We are being told that there are subjects where we aren't allowed to disagree or even have a differing opinion on it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (5HBd1)

82 as a reminder, the current accepted term for big tech is "AMicroGooFaceTwit"

Posted by: JD at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (Dw49i)

83 36 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:21 PM (3aI0K)
Time to go 'Squatchin'.
Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (ZckKf)

I wonder if Ranae and Bobo were there.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (mEC7p)

84 Has it occurred to any of you the reason Fake News and Democrats are running these hoaxes is to put a muzzle on President Trump, i.e., prevent him from issuing daily criticism of the fake admin under the fear they'll blame him for any "violence" that ensues?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:23 PM (m9Ifp)


Well, then, more fool Trump if he goes along with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (2JVJo)

85 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

86 He remember when the Pussy Hats marched on DC saying "not my president" and accusing Trump of working with Putin to help him "win" and were accused by the media of trying to incite an insurrection and undermine the democratic process and overthrow the results of a fair election?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (UPoLF)

87
Thousands of armed men dressed in camouflage have invaded the capital, put up improvised barriers, blocked traffic, and cut off access to government buildings. Clearly they are highly organized and this was planned months in advance. This is an existential threat to our democracy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (guId+)

88 Can the Guard go home now?



NO!! Today is proof that we need them!

You laugh, but you know it's coming.

Posted by: Klaus Fuchs at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (v16oJ)

89 The bigger pitcher is that Pelosi is amplifying this stuff as a fake out.

They know they are running a coup,

They know that the Right should be storming the Capitol in response, since what the Dems are doing is treason and the end of the country as we know it.

So they know they need defense, and thus they need an excuse to have defense just in case the public wakes up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (LWu6U)

90 But, but, but -- multiple intelligence agencies (the best of the best, of the best, SIR!) were triple-swearsie CERTAIN that bad 'nough shit was gwine go down today!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:22 PM (pNxlR)

But that one anonymous ZeroHedge comment said it was happening for sure!

I don't see how you could find fault with such a reliable assesment?

Posted by: IC at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (gDSJf)

91 There was a report of an explosion at the Capital. But it was a false alarm. Gerry Nadler was using the bathroom.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

92 Get the guys from Oak Island. They'll find the insurrection!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (kTF2Z)

93 >>>For Thomas Mifflin!

https://tinyurl.com/4v2cfzt9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

======

Mmmm. Marissa Tomei.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (0kjHf)

94 We'll just add the mythical missing "QAnon Believers" to our covid death counts...

Posted by: The CDC at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (CTJwJ)

95 There was a report of an explosion at the Capital. But it was a false alarm. Gerry Nadler was using the bathroom.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)


At least I know I shit my pants, unlike that Biden fucker.......

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

96 On Newsmax this morning, the rerun of his evening show, Stinchfield mentioned the media getting panicky about March 4. He, of course, did what they wouldn't: He actually went to Q's website or archive or whatever, and saw that nothing has been posted since Dec. 2020. Nothing about a coup, no mention of March 4, nothing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (siElw)

97 >>> So Trump supporters are simultaneously a domestic threat and also incredibly weak.

I pointed out before the summer that they have been conditioning people to believe two incompatible ideas on every given subject. With every news story it seemed you would get two Narratives that were impossible to "fit".

For example with the BLM riots, one they were peaceful protests and two, it was Trump supporters infiltrating and causing all the violence.

These are not merely contradictory, but actually *incompatible* ideas. Maybe it helps with breaking down weak minds. It's definitely being done on purpose.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (uEbPt)


This is all true. Accepting A and not A will be a sentient creature's last fired neuron.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (OV00c)

98 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
That's just what the subterranean lizard people want you to think.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (v16oJ)

99 Gerry Nadler was using the bathroom.

Bioweapons are no joking matter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

100 They prevented a tragedy, proving that the troop presence is necessary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

101 Dear WaPo,
does your brain hurt? I mean, that must be painful.
Suicide might help. Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (46GDR)

102 Mirage. Mirage? MIRAGE?!?!

No you fucking panic pushing imbeciles! It wasn't a mirage, it was a motherfucking LIE!!! You lied to your ignorant clueless readers after believing the lie that the cocksucking deep state told you. It! Was! A! Lie! Go drink a gallon of pus and follow it with a draino chaser.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (Vxu+H)

103 Get the guys from Oak Island. They'll find the insurrection!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (kTF2Z)


Judging by what they've found thus far, no. No they won't.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

104 I'll bet Nutty Nancy has Steny sitting in her office with a loaded handgun waiting to blast some white supremacist redneck who she imagines will try to sit in her chair again. "Kill them all, Steny! KILL THEM ALL!!!"

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (4uSHG)

105 Birthday of Rick Perry, American politician, Governor of Texas (R) (2000-2015), born in Paint Creek, Texas
Happy 70th Rick

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (3aI0K)

106 That's just what the subterranean lizard people want you to think.


Yess ... Lizard People ... those bastards!

Posted by: Crab People at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (yQpMk)

107 Flag Day will be the next big threat. Then July 4. Every patriotic-ish day will be a threat from phantom militia members. So the NG will be permanent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (Xrpa4)

108 >>Nah, they're going to have to move on from the Q talking point soon, I think.


For how many years did they milk the Charlottesville "white nationalist" protest?

They will use the Q stuff until they find or create a replacement.It works for smearing anti-vaxx and anti-covid lockdown people as well as it does for protesting against what Biden is implementing. The perfect boogeyman to pit against the Great Reset. It's too useful to abandon.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

109 Templers Baby!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (yQpMk)

110 If I ask a policeman, he should be able to point me to today's insurrection, right?

Posted by: t-bird, running late at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (DMQdU)

111
BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
Posted by: Bastard Biden


Everybody's Sasquatching
Sasquatching U.S.A.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

112 >That's just what the subterranean lizard people want you to think.

Just don't look for their DUMBS.

Posted by: Roy at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (A/eX6)

113 Dahlin {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (TdMsT)

114 OT, but I've heard from one member of my writing group, the moderate lady. She wonders if we could all meet at Barnes & Noble. "I'd love to," I wrote back, "but I can't wear a mask, and I'd prefer if all of you didn't either, at least while you're sitting down. It's very disturbing not to be able to read expressions, or to be unable to hear words muffled by a face diaper."

We'll see how deeply she is into the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (siElw)

115 No you fucking panic pushing imbeciles! It wasn't a mirage, it was a motherfucking LIE!!! You lied to your ignorant clueless readers after believing the lie that the cocksucking deep state told you. It! Was! A! Lie! Go drink a gallon of pus and follow it with a draino chaser.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (Vxu+H)

Lies are the sea the media lives in.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (lgiXo)

116 They will use the Q stuff until they find or create a replacement.It works for smearing anti-vaxx and anti-covid lockdown people as well as it does for protesting against what Biden is implementing. The perfect boogeyman to pit against the Great Reset. It's too useful to abandon.
==
We invested a lot of time an energy into that. Of course we are keeping it.

Posted by: See eye A at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (5SJNF)

117 Flag Day will be the next big threat. Then July 4. Every patriotic-ish
day will be a threat from phantom militia members. So the NG will be
permanent.


Arbor Day, FTW!

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (v16oJ)

118 I stayed up late the first night of the Mpls festivities, long enough to see the ridiculous "governor" actually say "white supremacists" were behind the night's mayhem.

That such delusional idiocy did not result in an immediate, obliterating wave of scorn and contempt was, I guess, my 347th little signal that the country, as a whole in terms of institutions and the public square, is dumbed down beyond recognition.

It was like the demented rants of Third World dictators we used to clip and post in one of my offices back in the day - comically ridiculous. And it was an American governor, and people were actually being killed and lives and property being destroyed.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (OTzUX)

119 On this day in 1789, US House of Representatives 1st full meeting, NYC

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (3aI0K)

120 92 Get the guys from Oak Island. They'll find the insurrection!
Posted by: Duke Lowell



Great. Just what DC needs. More pot holes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (i2kf6)

121 I thought the whole March 4 Q thing was Trump would be whisked in under cover of dark and be sworn in. I don't recall any siege on the capitol, because trust the plan.

Then, all the Q's on social media were saying "stay the fuck away from DC and your state capitol, these people are nucking futz." for the past 2 weeks.

These clowns live on twaddler, how do they miss this stuff?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (46GDR)

122 Washington will be under attack next month. By Cherry Blossoms.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

123
If anyone wants an escape,or just wants to listen to a ballgame in the background from Normal Earth of yesteryear, here's Game 7 of the World Series, Dodgers v Yankees.

https://youtu.be/hqZnPQnxO9U?t=731

The names in this game are a trip.
Berra
Robinson
Gil Hodges
Duke Snider
Billy Martin
Casey Stengal

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (m9Ifp)

124 This latest Orange Scare ...



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Brilliant, stolen, and wish I'd thought of it first.


Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 03:19 PM (4Zr0J)

Same here!

Posted by: pookysgirl, node in the Horde Mind at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (XKZwp)

125 104 I'll bet Nutty Nancy has Steny sitting in her office with a loaded handgun waiting to blast some white supremacist redneck who she imagines will try to sit in her chair again. "Kill them all, Steny! KILL THEM ALL!!!"
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (4uSHG)

Nah, the people in power know this is all political posturing. Even that dummkopf AOC. They know they were never in any danger, that capitol police have standing orders to allow peaceful protests in the capitol (see: Kavanaugh hearings for a recent example, or Code Pink during the Iraq War), and that this has been and was always about politics.

And, plus, they get the day off. Which is nice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (UPoLF)

126 Ah, yes, a mirage. Something that just appears, as a natural phenomenon, not that those who caterwauled about it were lying shit weasels.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)

127 On this day in 1791, President Washington calls the US Senate into its first special session

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (3aI0K)

128 Get the guys from Oak Island. They'll find the insurrection!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:28 PM (kTF2Z)

Judging by what they've found thus far, no. No they won't.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

They'll find a lead Q.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (lgiXo)

129 The day's not yet done but there's still time for a fake bombing.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (d6he9)

130 Intelligence agencies couldnt foresee the fall of the USSR. But trust them when they tell you militias are going to storm DC.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (Xrpa4)

131 Off topic, but after seeing the Daily Mail bits celebrating that DC Trump supporters can't get jobs, all I gotta say is Go Markle. Go.!

Posted by: CN at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (ONvIw)

132 "Mirage"?! Now do climate change, knowing liars.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (AytXr)

133 This latest Orange Scare -- following the Russian Agent Hoax and the
Quarantine the Healthy Hoax -- nevertheless achieved its goal: further
conditioning the public to accept whatever permanent abridgements of
liberty the Uniparty decide are now necessary.


I'm not so sure about that, Ace. People tend to know when some event that has been breathlessly hyped for weeks doesn't happen. It was nice of the WaPoo to tell them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (HaL55)

134 On this day in 1793, Washington's 2nd inauguration as US President, shortest speech (133 words)

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (3aI0K)

135 A lead Q? From the Middle East?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

136 Between the senile and retarded president and these guys cancelling congress despite thousands of NG troops, can someone explain how our foreign adversaries aren't laughing at us.

Posted by: ejochs at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (lSFMQ)

137
What did we call it when muslims made a "dry run" before an attack?

(was it "dry run?")

Anyway, that's the next lie for this Big Lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (m9Ifp)

138 We should make up a bunch of signs and staple them to telephone polls;

"This Way to the Insurrection".

"No Parking Today due to the Insurrection".

Then, we should rent some juggling clowns and elephants with tutu's to parade in front of the FBI Building.

It will be grand!

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

139 On this day in 1861, Confederate States adopt "Stars Bars" flag

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:34 PM (3aI0K)

140 I'm worried the "plan" (by *them* not Q or anyone else) is to do you know what to Fake President Fluffernutter and blame the "radical right".

They then get an open door to an entire agenda and a reason to clamp down on any and all dissent (dangerous talk) under Fake President You Know Who.

It would be the most convenient thing to happen since a world virus being released two blocks from a bioweapon research lab right at the beginning of an election year.

Posted by: Fake Biden at March 04, 2021 03:34 PM (uEbPt)

141 The boys have found something! It's a...button! Could this be a clue that leads to the plotters?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

142 On this day in 1793, Washington's 2nd inauguration as US President, shortest speech (133 words)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021


***

"My fellow Americans . . . after the feast of roast goose, large shaggy dogs will pass among you so that you may wipe your hands. I thank you."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2021 03:35 PM (siElw)

143 Washington Post: The Panic That We and the Deep State (and Our NeverTrump Gollums) Ginned Up About a March 4 Coup By QAnon Shamanites Proves to be "A Mirage"

Ah, but that's what we WANT them to believe ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:35 PM (YqDXo)

144 Off topic, but after seeing the Daily Mail bits celebrating that DC Trump supporters can't get jobs, all I gotta say is Go Markle. Go.!
Posted by: CN at March 04, 2021 03:32 PM (ONvIw)

I thought unemployment makes radicals.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 03:35 PM (lgiXo)

145 >>>This latest Orange Scare -- following the Russian Agent Hoax and the
Quarantine the Healthy Hoax -- nevertheless achieved its goal: further
conditioning the public to accept whatever permanent abridgements of
liberty the Uniparty decide are now necessary.

They know what they did. We know what they did. They know we know. We know they know we know.

Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)

146 On this day in 2021, an Insurrection against our very Democracy was thwarted.

Posted by: Give It A Few Years at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (CTJwJ)

147 I'm more wondering what *they* are up to in DC today now that they effectively kept any and all potential Trump supporters away.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (uEbPt)

148
All this nonsense on the part of the MSM, the Dims, and other lackwits is starting to sound like George Armstrong Custer confronting Little Big Man just prior to the Battle of Little Big Horn. "You go down there..."

https://youtu.be/xWGAdzn5_KU

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

149 I'm worried the "plan" (by *them* not Q or anyone else) is to do you know what to Fake President Fluffernutter and blame the "radical right".

They then get an open door to an entire agenda and a reason to clamp down on any and all dissent (dangerous talk) under Fake President You Know Who.

It would be the most convenient thing to happen since a world virus being released two blocks from a bioweapon research lab right at the beginning of an election year
==
I think you'll find, in looking back on it, it turns out to be a very convenient decade!

Posted by: Xinnie the Pooh, and the billionaire bobble heads at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (uDsDO)

150 These are not merely contradictory, but actually *incompatible* ideas. Maybe it helps with breaking down weak minds. It's definitely being done on purpose.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:20 PM (uEbPt)

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"There are three ... no four, Q's!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (4Zr0J)

151 On this day in 1923, Lenin's last article in Pravda (about Soviet bureaucracy)
Then there was the "Deep State"

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (3aI0K)

152
Heed my prediction from a couple of months ago.
Govt will soon use the so-called "red flag laws" to confiscate guns based on "threatening" comments made on the internet.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (m9Ifp)

Posted by: zombie William the Silent at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (d6he9)

154 Mirage, hallucination ... what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

155 134 On this day in 1793, Washington's 2nd inauguration as US President, shortest speech (133 words)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (3aI0K)


"Oh Lord, don't let me fuck this up." X 16.625

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (s2VJv)

156 For how many years did they milk the Charlottesville "white nationalist" protest?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

Right. A group of southerners set up a protest about a statue being taken down, antifa threatens to beat the shit out of them, a bunch of alt right types say "okay, we're in for a brawl," a tiny group of Richard Spencer types march around the night before with tiki torches saying "you will not replace us" (which the media reported as "jews will not replace us," which makes no sense, because while those people don't like Jews, no one is claiming that Jews are replacing white Americans.), and then as the protests are breaking up, some autistic MAGA kid gets attacked by a bunch of rabid antifa nuts, jumps in his car, and tries to drive away, and at some point in all of that, some 500 pound lady who is not even really close to the car, and definitively didnt get hit by it, dies of a heart attack.

And somehow that morphed in to this biggest fake news narrative of the last decade.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (UPoLF)

157 On this day in 1924, "Happy Birthday To You" published by Claydon Sunny

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:37 PM (3aI0K)

158 "There are three ... no four, Q's!"

I'll come in again.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:37 PM (v16oJ)

159
4Q2...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 03:37 PM (s2VJv)

160 Arbor Day, FTW!
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (v16oJ)


Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)

161 And somehow that morphed in to this biggest fake news narrative of the last decade.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:36 PM (UPoLF)



and got the driver life in prison.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

162 They're just trying to distract people from where the real threat to our republic is happening- on the House floor.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 03:38 PM (Tckfm)

163 Between the senile and retarded president and these guys cancelling congress despite thousands of NG troops, can someone explain how our foreign adversaries aren't laughing at us.
Posted by: ejochs

*during a meeting of ccp thugs*

Jing - "Guys, I've got it!! Let's demand they put sticks up their asses."

Wang - *That is so outrageous it just might work.*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 03:38 PM (Rvt88)

164 Arbor Day, FTW!
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (v16oJ)

Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Steak & Blow Job Day!
Wait. Check that. We'll be too busy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (6J/xZ)

165 162 They're just trying to distract people from where the real threat to our republic is happening- on the House floor.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 03:38 PM (Tckfm)

=========

It's leaking out Nadler's pants again, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

166 136 Between the senile and retarded president and these guys cancelling congress despite thousands of NG troops, can someone explain how our foreign adversaries aren't laughing at us.
Posted by: ejochs at March 04, 2021 03:33 PM (lSFMQ)

Some of the more savvy ones probably know what's actually going on, but I have to imagine most world leaders buy in to our government and MSM's bullshit.

I know most people outside the US do. (With an exception for Canadians, they see a lot of our news.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (UPoLF)

167 Happy 70th Rick Perry

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (3aI0K)

I think you mean Happy 68th (he forgot the other two).

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (uEbPt)

168 Looks at Outlook calendar. Oh, here it is.

Go to DC. Sit at Nancy's desk.

Guess I forgot to set a reminder.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (kTF2Z)

169 These are not merely contradictory, but actually *incompatible* ideas.
Maybe it helps with breaking down weak minds. It's definitely being done
on purpose.

Normally one needs visit a sanitarium to find such people. However these are not normal times.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (HaL55)

170 I marvel that anyone, even the Slowest And Stupidest, believed any of this sorry-ass piffle for the entire 1000 milliseconds in a Non-New-York Second.

SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (AKJpt)

171 Arbor Day, FTW!
Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (v16oJ)

Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)


Steak and a BJ Day.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

172 What's up with the nuance? lols

Posted by: Spank at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (IL511)

173 21 Remember kids, the NAZI Trumpers are about to attack the Capital and snow fall is a thing of the past.
Oh, and since 2008 we've only had 12 years left to save the world.
________________

And we can afford unlimited millions of foreign "asylum seekers" coming here and living as taxpayer-supported "refugees" at an average cost to U.S. taxpayers of $80,000 per "refugee" per year.

Because the trillions of dollars that congress spends of money we don't have every year on shit we don't need, will never have to be paid back! And continuing to spend trillions and trillions more than we have every year will never, ever devalue our currency or wipe out Americans' savings!

And anyone who suggests otherwise is just a hateful raaaaacist white supremacist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (k4dH2)

174 I think you mean Happy 68th (he forgot the other two).
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (uEbPt)


Ok, I LOL'd

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (46GDR)

175 WE MUST "MARCH FORTH" INTO THE CANNONS, FOR THE HONOR OF "THE DONALD"!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (i4CI5)

176 You know when the weather gets better, they're itching to shut down all parks and federal properties under this same "threat". They really enjoyed doing that under Ofuckstick. They even blocked the view of Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (uEbPt)

177 Heed my prediction from a couple of months ago.
Govt will soon use the so-called "red flag laws" to confiscate guns based on "threatening" comments made on the internet.
Posted by: Soothsayer's


What guns? I sold all mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (6J/xZ)

178 The next "attack" will be on Leif Erickson Day. Ready your Viking gear lads!

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (Tckfm)

179 All we need to do is stick together. Have Faith.

Posted by: Spank at March 04, 2021 03:41 PM (IL511)

180 BREAKING: US Capitol is under siege by thousands of invisible Sasquatches.
Posted by: Bastard Biden

I'm gonna need a case of Slim Jim's and some nets.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2021 03:41 PM (2cfUo)

181 A mirage? It wasn't a "mirage," press whores. "Shit you made up to keep the furor up" isn't a mirage. It's merely a lie. Like you always do. Every time. A lie. Don't church it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

182 I am not sure if the Nat Review Electric Monks didn't understand the message of "1984" or if they just joined the thought police, always were or what.
I do know now that they are thoroughly meshed in the Big Brother Party and are happy to point out thought crimes and participate in the daily 2 minutes of hate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2021 03:41 PM (r+sAi)

183 On this day in 1994, 4 Arab terrorist founded guilty of bombing the World Trade Center

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:41 PM (3aI0K)

184 I feel sorry for the Brigade and Battalion S-2s in DC right now. They typically brief the commanders on "The Threat." In this case, I'm sure the Capital police and Feds fed them lots of bullsh*t about Q Anon so their briefings sounded really scary and sincere.
And now its the Intel officers that look like idiots in front of their bosses and the Police/Feds have probably gone out to Bullfeathers or Ebbets for a brew or two.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (axyOa)

185 Or not.

Let's all just hang around our red states and have a BBQ.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (i4CI5)

186 The next "attack" will be on Leif Erickson Day. Ready your Viking gear lads!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (Tckfm)

---------

Skol!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (kTF2Z)

187 and got the driver life in prison.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 03:38 PM (yQpMk)

Which is a bit shocking to me, to be honest. I thought the "uh, she did of natural causes, not because my client was driving and fleeing an enraged mob that was trying to kill him" defense would have worked. Or at least got it down to some kind of 2nd degree vehicular manslaughter or something if we buy the proximate cause theory here. ("but for the car driving in to a crowd, she would not have had a heart attack" which... I don't know, I would think you could find an expert witness to say "nah, she was just fat and dehydrated, and was screaming and moving around a lot more then she usually did. Woman was a walking heart attack.")

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (UPoLF)

188 178 The next "attack" will be on Leif Erickson Day. Ready your Viking gear lads!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (Tckfm)

On we sweep with thrashing oar
our only goal, the capitol floor.

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (2cfUo)

189 I have to imagine most world leaders buy in to our government and MSM's bullshit.

------

Nope. No other country's leaders are as vapid as ours. They have real things to worry about. The only people who believe our bullshit are us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (6pjY2)

190
Meet Joe Black

The pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers (1952) is Joe Black.

Oooh, now Mickey Mantle is up, Rizzuto is on 2nd....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (m9Ifp)

191 Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 03:25 PM (pO7gM)

Plausible.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (uEbPt)

192

I just gotta wonder, who is doing all of this media coordination.

They are, once again, using the same phraseology and at the same time.



Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (b4a9h)

193 A mirage? It wasn't a "mirage," press whores. "Shit you made up to keep
the furor up" isn't a mirage. It's merely a lie. Like you always do.
Every time. A lie. Don't church it up.

You mean "keep up the skeer"?

Posted by: N.B. Forrest at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (v16oJ)

194 Not that anyone would put up a girl link for me, so I shall have to do it:

https://tinyurl.com/uhafrf3z

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (2JVJo)

195 We should make up a bunch of signs and staple them to telephone polls;

Giant Insurrection Clearance Sale!! Everything must go!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (HaL55)

196 On this day in 1994, 4 Arab terrorist founded guilty of bombing the World Trade Center
Posted by: Bastard Biden

What Federal agency is he in charge of now?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (Rvt88)

197 You know when the weather gets better, they're itching to shut down all parks and federal properties under this same "threat". They really enjoyed doing that under Ofuckstick. They even blocked the view of Mt. Rushmore.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:40 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, in order to save money they hired dozens of fencing companies to seal off parks and put up traffic barriers. And the media covered for that SCOAMF when all those WWII vets flew in (probably for the last time) to see THEIR monument only to be turned away.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:43 PM (46GDR)

198 >>'m worried the "plan" (by *them* not Q or anyone else) is to do you know what to Fake President Fluffernutter and blame the "radical right".


Yes, the way it it's been hyped in the MSM and Democrats as the greatest threate to our democracy, one gets a vibe that a false flag attack of some sort in order to justify implementing the Democrat wish list (gun confiscation, etc,) is coming soon.

The MSM, particularly the "journalists" who have been breathlessly reporting Q for over a year, have been labeling them as violent despite no actual Q-inspired attacks. It's been a psy op, with them blaming Q every time there's a mass shooting, or even the BLM riots were secretly Q people. It is freaky to watch the weave this peposterous narrative in real time.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

199 On this day in 1994, 4 Arab terrorist founded guilty of bombing the World Trade Center

So they were hoping for some typical Islamic anniversary violence that they could blame on conservatives?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2021 03:43 PM (ZGrMX)

200 JHC, pretty poor writing I must say.

Posted by: Spank at March 04, 2021 03:43 PM (IL511)

201 Can the governors demand that the Guard return to their respective states? Hasn't this scam gone on long enough?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (y7DUB)

202 Just 2 more weeks to flatten the conservatives...

Posted by: somedood at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (/z9fK)

203 Front row kids no doubt, but front row kids at Groucher College don't forget.

Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (dYe5S)

204 On this day in 2014, Chinese premier Li Keqiang declares war on pollution at the National People's Congress
So far, pollution is winning

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

205 "Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (axyOa)"

Stop me if you haven't heard this one. S9 steps up and says it's due to their work with the "community".

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

206 Just 2 more weeks to flatten the conservatives...
Posted by: somedood at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (/z9fK)


Possible Thread Winner.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Militant Trump supporters? These people are truly insane.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (Yr0Cg)

208 204 On this day in 2014, Chinese premier Li Keqiang declares war on pollution at the National People's Congress
So far, pollution is winning
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

=========

Increase his budget!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

209 I have frogs croaking and bats flying. Spring has sprung.

Posted by: Spank at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (IL511)

210 Been busy today, but after looking at these posts today, I'm just hoping I make it to summer before being arrested for voting who I wanted to vote for.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (jvt6t)

211 201 Can the governors demand that the Guard return to their respective states? Hasn't this scam gone on long enough?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (y7DUB)

They can, and many / most did. I think Minnesota and Virginia are the lionshare of Guardsmen still there.

They're called up under governors orders and there under a mutual aid agreement with the District.

Were the President to call them up, they'd run in to posse comitatus issues.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

212
What Federal agency is he in charge of now?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (Rvt8


His statue will eventually replace the Washington Monument.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (TdMsT)

213 "He actually went to Q's website or archive or whatever, and saw that nothing has been posted since Dec. 2020. Nothing about a coup, no mention of March 4, nothing." wolfus

ha ... imo, the "Q people" are people looking for hope, and many were long ago "disillusioned" with Q being "real" (like really an insider) ... BUT the Q thang was a large group of patriotic, mostly Christian Americans that found a grassroots uprising ... it continued as the Q thing ... maybe now it joins more closely with the MAGA thing. But if they formed grassroots local groups, that is a good thing, even if Q was a LARP (or an FBI PsyOp). imo there are many millions of "them", that had hoped in Q, but will carry on with their friends, local and online.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (Cus5s)

214 " I don't know, I would think you could find an expert witness to say "nah, she was just fat and dehydrated, and was screaming and moving around a lot more then she usually did. Woman was a walking heart attack.")
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (UPoLF)"

It was this particular point, along with the Obama staffer involvement in organizing the "right wing" side of that rally, that made it clear the left was going to false flag and railroad us however they chose - and that it'd fly in court.

Posted by: somedood at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (/z9fK)

215 Can the governors demand that the Guard return to their respective states? Hasn't this scam gone on long enough?
Posted by: Captain Hate



The governors should have refused to send them. Force Josef Stolin to federalize them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (6J/xZ)

216 Nothing quiets rumors of stolen election more than false rumors of rebellion. Its science.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (0NnIU)

217 It is freaky to watch the weave this peposterous narrative in real time.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:43 PM (bDqIh)

The freakiest one for me was watching them "switch the parties" in real time on Russia.

They now have a large part of the country believing Russia has nothing to do with the Democrats - that Republicans are the Party of Russia.

All on a total 150% fabrication. And through sheer repetition it becomes canon. Same shit they did with the KKK and slavery. But we watched this one happen.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (uEbPt)

218 206 Just 2 more weeks to flatten the conservatives...
Posted by: somedood at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (/z9fK)

Possible Thread Winner.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)


Right?

I never think of the good ones.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (TdMsT)

219 PA NG are still there

because Wolf is an evil asshat

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

220 Which is more pathetic: that the Democrats really, truly believed a huge attack of angry Americans was going to descend on the capitol because 4chan trolled them...

or that it didn't happen?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

221 4 is sacred Yang holy word, you will not speak it!

Posted by: Cloud William at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (gmo/4)

222 I see a Pearl Harbor/ 9-11 in your future, Merika

Posted by: 8 BALL at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (6iURM)

223 Happy 70th Rick Perry

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:29 PM (3aI0K)

I think you mean Happy 68th (he forgot the other two).
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:39 PM (uEbPt)

He should have said he had a stutter.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

224 "Q", white nationalists, white supremacists, far right wing, Nazis, fascists, etc. All labels that the left and media has attached to conservatives and Trump supporters.

There are many more national emergencies that the Democrats can conjure up. Just pick your bogyman and some random holiday or event day like St. Patties Day or Cinco de Mayo, Daylight Savings Time, Easter, Flag Day, the 4th, etc.

I bet this shit goes on every 3-5 weeks all year. And the next...

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (3H9h1)

225 just got back from lunch and there was an Electric Monk Karen in there picking up carry out with 2 masks on.

Posted by: x4 at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (oA+QO)

226 If any non dem government acted like this the word used daily would be paranoid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (9dzlp)

227 I see a Pearl Harbor/ 9-11 in your future, Merika
Posted by: 8 BALL at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (6iURM)


We've already had those.

Even the warlords are out of ideas. Geez.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Were the President to call them up, they'd run in to posse comitatus issues.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:45 PM (UPoLF)

I knew a girl once who had mens rea in her posse comitatus.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (uEbPt)

229 8.1 magnitude earthquake NE of New Zealand prompting tsunami warning.


http://tinyurl.com/2emtmm9h

Posted by: Damn climate change.. at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (YdDaK)

230
The '22 and '24 campaigns have already begun for the Democrats. This is it; we're soaking in it. The New Abnormal is here to stay.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (m9Ifp)

231
Or not.

Let's all just hang around our red states and have a BBQ.
Posted by: Sharkman


And collect worn out tires from vehicles, too!

Remember, the time for our celebratory Earth Day tire fires is just around the corner!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (pNxlR)

232 Yesterday Chris Wray told us the summer protests and violence were the work of white supreme domestic terrorists. But today we find out that a third of those arrested in Portland were dismissed by Biden DOJ. Why does Biden love him some white supreme terroristss?

Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (DJFLF)

233 Or at least got it down to some kind of 2nd degree vehicular manslaughter or something if we buy the proximate cause theory here. ("but for the car driving in to a crowd, she would not have had a heart attack"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (UPoLF)


To extend that reasoning, the rabid antifa nuts provided a plausible proximate cause argument too, by attacking the guy, who was trying to flee.

And for that matter, the late porker was there presumably in support of antifa, so she'd bought chips in that game too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

234 It's like they throw any negative word that sounds ominous. How's about something a little lighter and ridiculous? Fuel efficient, unshaven, pigeon toed, etc.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (Yr0Cg)

235 I'm pretty sure 4-Chan is an Intell dispenser of DISINFORMATION! Remember, they always accuse you of what they're doing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (0NnIU)

236 Our local rag, a Gannett paper, had this (from USA Today) as the lead article on the front page yesterday, "White nationalists are once again using Christian symbols to spread hate"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (GBHAb)

237 crazies, crazies, crazies. Later. LOLs

Posted by: Spank at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (IL511)

238 And collect worn out tires from vehicles, too!

Winnie's Necklaces?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (jvt6t)

239 > 8.1 magnitude earthquake NE of New Zealand prompting tsunami warning.

Do Kiwis float?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (UW2ZS)

240 They can, and many / most did. I think Minnesota and Virginia are the lionshare of Guardsmen still there.

Thanks for that info.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (y7DUB)

241 imo there are many millions of "them", that had hoped in Q, but will carry on with their friends, local and online.

Well put.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (1vynn)

242 I haven't read the comments, so this might be old, but Nazi Palsy is now claiming that the House delay had nothing to do with any threat against the capital. House business was delayed to accommodate the Republicans' issues conference, she says.

http://bitly.ws/bZVt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)

243 Meet Joe Black
The pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers (1952) is Joe Black.
Oooh, now Mickey Mantle is up, Rizzuto is on 2nd....
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 03:42 PM (m9Ifp)

Everyting gwarn be iree.....

Posted by: Brad Pitt Talking Patois in Meet Joe Black at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (mEC7p)

244 They just keep
Making shit up
As they go. They just got caught this time.

Pull my finger.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (W2Pud)

245 I saw Electric Monk open for Thelonious Monk at Rhythm and Blues in '66.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

246 4 is sacred Yang holy word, you will not speak it!

...how are we to tell people not to say '4' if we cannot say... OW! Who threw that rock?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

247 It was this particular point, along with the Obama staffer involvement in organizing the "right wing" side of that rally, that made it clear the left was going to false flag and railroad us however they chose - and that it'd fly in court.
Posted by: somedood at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (/z9fK)

Yeah, it is very worrying.

From everything I saw and read, I could possibly see some kind of aggravated assault charge sticking for the people he injured with his car. I could also see self defense having worked, but he did fuck himself a little by first going forward, then backwards. But I get how one could panic in that kind of situation where a mob of people chase you, you get in your car, they start beating it with their hands and melee weapons, and you just floor it.

But MURDER? I mean, yikes. Especially since no one who was hit by his car died. Some guy had a pretty nasty ankle injury, and others had lesser injuries, but that was about it. Some fat chick on the other side of the crowd died of a heart attack (which her own mom admitted to only several days after the event on live tv) at some point during the day, but I'm not even sure how long it was after the car incident.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:51 PM (UPoLF)

248 8.1 magnitude earthquake NE of New Zealand prompting tsunami warning.

http://tinyurl.com/2emtmm9h
Posted by: Damn climate change.. at March 04, 2021 03:48 PM (YdDaK)


Wow, and the warning is for HI.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (46GDR)

249 Kohms are only good for killing.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (d6he9)

250 The FBI really needs to stop getting their intel from Democrats anonymously calling their tip line.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

251 Can the Guard go home now?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I hope the Guard is there the duration of this administration. I like the picture it paints of them. Gets it right out there.

Posted by: Monkey in a fez manning the .50 at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (OnoCC)

252
A
shocking discovery out of a Baltimore (city where Nancy Pelosi's father was mayor) City high school, where Project
Baltimore has found hundreds of students are failing. It's a school
where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the
top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.


This is an entirely new level of failure

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

253 Bed theater at best.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (oiNtH)

254 Kohms are only good for killing.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (d6he9)


I stopped shopping there when they dumped My Pillow products.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

255 To extend that reasoning, the rabid antifa nuts provided a plausible proximate cause argument too, by attacking the guy, who was trying to flee.

And for that matter, the late porker was there presumably in support of antifa, so she'd bought chips in that game too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

Ah, we're falling down the ol' Palsgraf "proximate cause" rabbit hole.

I'd say if we really want to pin it on anyone, it should be on whoever constructed the statue of Robert E Lee!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:53 PM (UPoLF)

256
We should make up a bunch of signs and staple them to telephone polls;

Giant Insurrection Clearance Sale!! Everything must go!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now.


Be sure to make the sale location's address that of the U. S. Capitol for the LOLs.

NGman: "Halt, who goes there?"

Guy in a beater pickup: "Is this where the insurrection clearance yard sale is happenin'?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

257 Can the governors demand that the Guard return to their respective states? Hasn't this scam gone on long enough?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:44 PM (y7DUB)


Blue state governors are happy to keep the Drumpf proles in line.

Red state governors who try to remove their Guard troops will be told they have no authority to order them to leave.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (2JVJo)

258 Screw protests in DC. What needs to happen are simultaneous protests in every state Capitol. Put your asshat gubner and state Congress creatures on notice.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * a figment of someone's imagination at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (ers1w)

259 It's a school
where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the
top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.


This is an entirely new level of failure
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

I should have gone to school there, i would have been the valedictorian of my school and gotten in to any college in the country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)

260 A
shocking discovery out of a Baltimore (city where Nancy Pelosi's father was mayor) City high school, where Project
Baltimore has found hundreds of students are failing. It's a school
where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the
top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.


This is an entirely new level of failure
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

The kid with the 0.13 GPA is clearly acting white.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (ZckKf)

261 I vote that we make razor wire the symbol of democracy now. Any future guide book photos of the US Capitol should show fences and razor wire. Maybe nice guard towers every 100 ft. with guns. Nancy and Chucky will them be able relax and be safe from the citizens.

Posted by: Colin at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (5XNia)

262 Today Julie Kelly tweeted: "is Trump president yet?" - a shot at the Q b.s.

Posted by: kallisto at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (DJFLF)

263 The eagle is in his nest (static)

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (/6GbT)

264 Has it occurred to any of you the reason Fake News and Democrats are running these hoaxes is to put a muzzle on President Trump, i.e., prevent him from issuing daily criticism of the fake admin under the fear they'll blame him for any "violence" that ensues?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


I admit I had not.

Posted by: Monkey in a fez manning the .50 at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (OnoCC)

265 I never think of the good ones.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (TdMsT)


You're consistently above average, often entertaining and, most importantly, never irritate me.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (y7DUB)

266 There was more danger in eating a National Guardsman's lunch than there was of any violent insurrection.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (oiNtH)

267 Our local rag, a Gannett paper, had this (from USA Today) as the lead article on the front page yesterday, "White nationalists are once again using Christian symbols to spread hate"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 03:49 PM (GBHAb)
++++
- Who are the "white nationalists?" Are they actually? Did they actually define what "white nationalist" means?
- What are the "Christian symbols" they used? Is there any evidence that they are actually Christian symbols? Do they provide any evidence that those symbols were actually used by the group? See also: the first point about the group itself.
- Is there any evidence of the use of the Christian symbols (assuming that points one and two check out) is unique to the supremacist group? If not unique, are they typically associated with the supremacist group? Are those symbols in general use beyond the supremacist group?
- When they say "again," it implies prior uses of the symbols by supremacist/nationalist groups. Is it the same groups using more Christian symbology, or is it more groups using the same symbolic elements?

A little journalism would be nice. Sadly, it's just propaganda all the way down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (Jsjd7)

268 They now have a large part of the country believing Russia has nothing to do with the Democrats - that Republicans are the Party of Russia.

That one astonishes me. From 1930 to the fall of the USSR, the Democrats have been cozy with the Soviets to varying extents (ranging from kinda cozy to very cozy), and now they've tried to convince people in this country that the Republicans are in bed with the Russkis? Why would the GOP go in for that? What would be in it for them?

Never mind objective facts, such as Trump encouraging fracking, which clobbered the Russian economy by cutting deeply into its main source of foreign exchange. Meanwhile, Democrats have been pushing to end fracking, which conversely greatly benefits Russia, for the same reason.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

269 8.1 magnitude earthquake NE of New Zealand prompting tsunami warning.

This set (six 5's, a 6, 7, and are in the "Kermadec" islands, about 600 miles away, but that's some serious shaking.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (vOGqy)

270 They should anally probe all those Guardsmen to see if they're white supremists. You can never be too sure about armed white men wearing camo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (0NnIU)

271 259 It's a school
where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the
top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.


This is an entirely new level of failure
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (3aI0K)

I should have gone to school there, i would have been the valedictorian of my school and gotten in to any college in the country.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)

Might've needed a sufficiently ethnic name.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

272 Does anyone honestly think that silly chain link fence would stop a bunch of truly determined American patriots? Omaha beach, iwo Jima, Yorktown, and Gettysberg say Hell No.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

273 Well, we're waiting !!

Posted by: Judge Smails at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (6iURM)

274
The kid with the 0.13 GPA is clearly acting white.
Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2021 03:54 PM (ZckKf)


Inner city kids are just as smart and just as talented as white kids!

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

275 I haven't read the comments, so this might be old, but Nazi Palsy is now claiming that the House delay had nothing to do with any threat against the capital. ...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 03:50 PM (sWM8x)
++++
The capitol is the biggest threat to capital in this country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

276 Might've needed a sufficiently ethnic name.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

My nomme de blog is pretty ethnic!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (UPoLF)

277 Didn't they discover that most of the Q stuff was foreign actors shitposting? They have to be chortling their asses off

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (VpIIl)

278 It's all an Eminence Front. It's a put-on.
https://tinyurl.com/wmwzkk45

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (RGRIY)

279 Look, when duckfucker069 says something on 4Chan, you can take it to the bank.
Except for the OK symbol. The Ramadan NFL attacks. The Steve Jobs heart attack. The Swedish school shooting. The...hey wait.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at March 04, 2021 03:57 PM (mKckz)

280 276 Might've needed a sufficiently ethnic name.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

My nomme de blog is pretty ethnic!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (UPoLF)

Maybe if it were Paratestes White, or Paratestes Washington. But nobody has Paratests as a last name.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 04, 2021 03:57 PM (Zm+LZ)

281 Looking at the pic of the NG, it looks like they loaded up on the carbs at home and the shit food being served to them is getting them back in shape.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 03:57 PM (jvt6t)

282 sure, sure. i joked about troops needing to be in the capitol through may to protect us from the may the forth be with us uprising. and what do i hear on the radio while i'm out fetching my all-beef kraut dog on a pretzel bun? capitol hill police have requested a 60-day extension on the deployment, which was scheduled to end on march 12th. clearly, bob from the nsa has connections.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 03:57 PM (v3pYe)

283
Didn't they discover that most of the Q stuff was foreign actors shitposting? They have to be chortling their asses off
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven


Oh, we are!

-- Macedonian Web Content Farmers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

284 >> Project Baltimore has found hundreds of students are failing. It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average


Not to ignore how awful that is, but all across the country we have kids who were healthy and high-achieving before the pandemic, and are now failing or worse (suicide), as we enter the 13th month of "two weeks to flatten the curve" style lockdowns and cancellation of many of the key childhood experiences and rites of passe (sports teams, prom, etc.). It will take yars to truly understand how much damage this has done -- if we're ever allowed to quantify it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

285 King Arthur, Prepare to attack. Entire medieval army shows up.

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

286 It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.

This is an entirely new level of failure
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 03:52 PM (3aI0K)


His mother is no Mensa candidate either. She said she knew he failed practically every class, but she figured everything was A-OK because he kept getting promoted.

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

287 That one astonishes me. From 1930 to the fall of the USSR, the Democrats have been cozy with the Soviets to varying extents (ranging from kinda cozy to very cozy), and now they've tried to convince people in this country that the Republicans are in bed with the Russkis? Why would the GOP go in for that? What would be in it for them?

Never mind objective facts, such as Trump encouraging fracking, which clobbered the Russian economy by cutting deeply into its main source of foreign exchange. Meanwhile, Democrats have been pushing to end fracking, which conversely greatly benefits Russia, for the same reason.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (YqDXo)


That the GOP didn't bring this up, frequently and mockingly, is why they're Failure Theater. They squander every opportunity.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 03:58 PM (y7DUB)

288 It's all an Eminence Front. It's a put-on.
https://tinyurl.com/wmwzkk45
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 04, 2021 03:56 PM (RGRIY)


Hey thanks! That sounds like a GREAT song to use in our commercials for trucks!!!

Posted by: General Motors at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

289 284 >> Project Baltimore has found hundreds of students are failing. It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average
----------------
These aren't schools. They are feeding and breeding stations.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (0NnIU)

290 7 For Thomas Mifflin!

Considering the sidebar ads that pop up on that link, you should probably say NSFW.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 04, 2021 03:15 PM (2JVJo)

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I did not know. I just grabbed the image address which I got from somewhere else. NSFW, I guess.


Yup, not going to check TJM gifs on this computer ever again.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (Vu7A1)

291 I never went to my high school prom and I'm perfectly fi...oh.

Posted by: Robert has a moment of clarity at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (ZckKf)

292
His mother is no Mensa candidate either. She said she knew he failed practically every class, but she figured everything was A-OK because he kept getting promoted.

WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

In the old days they did keep failing kids behind.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

293 I was in the front row correcting everything the teacher got wrong.

They all hated me.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (G6Lqs)

294
I wanted to link Lizzy Wales again so she can explain the War Of Information we are in. But lo and behold, her account is suspended.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (m9Ifp)

295 Let's see, it's now obvious the Magic Hillbilly Attack on DC Number is 10. 1/6/21 adds up to 10 (in Caucasian math). 3/4/21 adds up to 10. So I predict our sooper-sleuths in the FBI will be telling us the next Armageddon in DC is planned for 4/3/21. Numerology! I guess the Fear-Mongers got tired of throwing a dart at a calendar to come up with the next expected date for the inevitable White Supremacist Legion Attack on Our Holy Political Ground.

Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (AMIL/)

296 Failure Theater. They squander every opportunity.

You act like they always fuck up. But do they, really?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (jvt6t)

297 Some of the more savvy ones probably know what's actually going on, but I have to imagine most world leaders buy in to our government and MSM's bullshit.

I know most people outside the US do. (With an exception for Canadians, they see a lot of our news.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


It's like in USSR, they would show news of riots in US, and the people would notice that they were looting from stores that actually had food, and they were driving cars.

I know a couple countries have started securing their elections, and I take that as a sign that they know.

Also, with the "riot", that one photo of then in the rotunda respecting the velvet ropes got a lot of traction. Only a loony lefty would see that as "rioters."

So it's a mixed bag. I think people see what they want to see, but reality is out there once they wake up, and they are waking up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (LWu6U)

298 In the old days they did keep failing kids behind.
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Yeah, its a lot fun as a six grader sitting next to a tard teen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (0NnIU)

299 I was in the front row correcting everything the teacher got wrong.

They all hated me.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (G6Lqs)

This is also my story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (ifmtJ)

300 Alternate Title? FBI posting their "Ls"


Or maybe this is a "W," from their perspective, to further demonize the right.

Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

301 A Mississippi judge has ordered a new election after finding three quarters of the absentee ballots in the June Democratic runoff were INVALID!!!


A 64 page order. Fraud, criminal activity, polling places ,false notarizing of ballots.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

302 It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years,
ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.



This is an entirely new level of failure


Clearly we need to double teacher's salaries.

Posted by: pep at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (v16oJ)

303 The insurrection is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 04:01 PM (kTF2Z)

304 292. I always felt like that was the weak way out. Dont hold them back. Put them in a separate class with other flunkies.

Dont punish the kids with an interloper.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (6/LtX)

305 Is Washington burning yet?

Posted by: The AP at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (830x5)

306 Obviously today was fake news and fear porn but I will say that when the day comes and the capitol does indeed burn, I ain't doing jack shit to protect it anymore.

Fuck all Oligarchs and their supporters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (ifmtJ)

307 USToday (Ganett) is owned by a local weekly shopper newspaper you can get for free if you want. I think they bought in a fire sale or something.

Posted by: Colin at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (5XNia)

308 "He actually went to Q's website or archive or whatever, and saw that nothing has been posted since Dec. 2020. Nothing about a coup, no mention of March 4, nothing." wolfus

ha ... imo, the "Q people" are people looking for hope, and many were long ago "disillusioned" with Q being "real" (like really an insider) ... BUT the Q thang was a large group of patriotic, mostly Christian Americans that found a grassroots uprising ... it continued as the Q thing ... maybe now it joins more closely with the MAGA thing...
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2021 03:46 PM (Cus5s)


Thing is, after a bunch of rumors started about Trump being sworn in and Biden et al arrested, you've got government agencies like the US Marshalls posting a tweet on twitter shit like "Abraham Lincoln brought in under cover of darkness on March 4 to be sworn in..." and all the Qbots think that means something. The ones with brains then questioned them, like "what's that supposed to mean? March 4 used to be the date of inauguration" and the US Marshall's say, oh, it wasn't supposed to mean anything. Just sayin'. So we've got govt. agencies trying to stir up shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (46GDR)

309 302 It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years,
ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average.



This is an entirely new level of failure

Clearly we need to double teacher's salaries.
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Look on the bright side, the teachers are not teaching now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (0NnIU)

310 What a bunch of fvcking cvnts.

Posted by: Marooned at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (5TnwH)

311
So I predict our sooper-sleuths in the FBI will be telling us the next Armageddon in DC is planned for 4/3/21.


AND ... those are the last four numbers in a countdown before zero ... The Final Countdown!

https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (pNxlR)

312 BREAKING:
Dow drops 400 points after Powell triggers a jump in yields, Nasdaq goes red on the year

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (3aI0K)

313
Listen to the phrases used today in association with "Internet Influencers."

-- Amplify
-- Echo
-- Signal Boost

It's all a big sham. A big, giant Information Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (m9Ifp)

314 That the GOP didn't bring this up, frequently and mockingly, is why they're Failure Theater. They squander every opportunity.

After a certain point one has to conclude that they're doing it on purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

315 Looking at the pic of the NG, it looks like they loaded up on the carbs at home and the shit food being served to them is getting them back in shape.

That is your Democrat Military. Certified Oath Breakers and enemy of We The People and of the US Constitution.

Defending tyrants and a coup d'etat with a willingness to murder American citizens if the Powers That Be order them to.

it offends me that these low lives have a US patch on their shoulders. Should be the blue/white Circle D ensign.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (OPD+s)

316 I have a shirt that has Deus Vult on it and have been asked if I knew it was racist. I calmly relied, "so you believe the Holy Crusades against the barbarian hordes and the men who cried out God wills it as they faced death, were racist?" People have no idea of history and culture anymore. War

Posted by: Only Context at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (QZ/dC)

317 "Mirage" = bullshit.

A FIB-fail on top of other FIB-fails.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:04 PM (FYe3W)

318 Fuck all Oligarchs and their supporters.
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Yes. I would like to see some Hedge Fundies hanging from Lamposts. Lets see what hanging 140% of the Hedgie Float looks like.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:04 PM (0NnIU)

319 122 Washington will be under attack next month. By Cherry Blossoms.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

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Hey, that's the name of my militia group!

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (l3RFG)

320 This set (six 5's, a 6, 7, and are in the "Kermadec" islands, about 600 miles away, but that's some serious shaking.
Posted by: t-bird
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Yup.

Posted by: Bill Haley and The Comets at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (830x5)

321 The FIB had top xen on this. Top xen.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (FYe3W)

322

Ace should've included the gif of that FBI stooge who was dancing and attempted a flip on the dance floor and his gun went flying out.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (m9Ifp)

323 I just hope biden lasts long enough to go to one of their big meetings, like G7 or something. I want to see the retard pedo mingle with the other leaders and have them face the reality that THEIR compliance in attacking Trump left them twisting in the wind facing China.

I saw a speech with BoJo in Australia a while back, and he actually defended Trump somewhat (this was like 2017 or and it was refreshing. The presented wanted cheap attacks on orange man, and he brushed him off.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (LWu6U)

324 312 BREAKING:
Dow drops 400 points after Powell triggers a jump in yields, Nasdaq goes red on the year
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Do you remember 2009 and Obama and markets? This is step one of the beatdown. Abandon All Hope.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (0NnIU)

325 304 292. I always felt like that was the weak way out. Dont hold them back. Put them in a separate class with other flunkies.

Dont punish the kids with an interloper.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (6/LtX)


Now there's no call to be rational here.

But you KNOW what the problem would be with separate classes for those who flunked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

326 So I predict our sooper-sleuths in the FBI will be telling us the next Armageddon in DC is planned for 4/3/21.

Followed by April 19th because of Waco and OKC.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (OPD+s)

327 This is an entirely new level of failure



Clearly we need to double teacher's salaries.

------------------

Look on the bright side, the teachers are not teaching now.


Baltimore student test grades improve!

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (gmo/4)

328
Ace should've included the gif of that FBI stooge who was dancing and attempted a flip on the dance floor and his gun went flying out.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Not just flying out, IIRC. It discharged a round, too, as it did so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (pNxlR)

329 So I predict our sooper-sleuths in the FBI will be telling us the next Armageddon in DC is planned for 4/3/21.

AND ... those are the last four numbers in a countdown before zero ... The Final Countdown!


Since they write it day/month across the pond, today was Countdown Day ... in Europe.

Is the ... whatever they call their house of government ... in Brussels on fire?

Posted by: spindrift at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (PizZn)

330 BREAKING:
Dow drops 400 points after Powell triggers a jump in yields, Nasdaq goes red on the year
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (3aI0K)
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Good. We need a serious dose of Mellonism and getting interest rates to the point where they begin to be within bullhorn distance of reality is a good place to start.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (Jsjd7)

331 In other news, some smokeless powder is beginning to show up at the usual places with limits. Midwayusa, if not sold out, did have some pistol powders left but 1 lb size only-2 container limit.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (pO7gM)

332 There is no democrap party, there is no never-trump movement.

There is only the media

Posted by: Uncle Rick at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (48/MM)

333 Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny in support of the class. Let me tell you, trannies don't like real women.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (0NnIU)

334 309This is an entirely new level of failure



Clearly we need to double teacher's salaries.

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Look on the bright side, the teachers are not teaching now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:02 PM (0NnIU)

But we are still paying them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (N39Ws)

335 Washington will be under attack next month. By Cherry Blossoms.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

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Hey, that's the name of my militia group!

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM
***

Wimps!

Posted by: Grass Pollen Militia at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)

336 The SEC is now very focused on climate change, so they can fine you and encourage gadfly lawsuits.

Time to de-list your company.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

337
All this bullshit began with a cartoon frog. It has spiraled into a big mess with fake insurrections and the military standing guard in front of the Capitol.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (m9Ifp)

338 Yup the GOP should be mercilessly ridiculing the panty-wetters right now.

Proof they need and have needed someone to show them how to fight.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (FYe3W)

339 Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny in support of the class. Let me tell you, trannies don't like real women.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (0NnIU)
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Why would they? They're men and therefore superior to real women ...

/me runs away

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (Jsjd7)

340 I have a shirt that has Deus Vult on it and have been asked if I knew it was racist. I calmly relied, "so you believe the Holy Crusades against the barbarian hordes and the men who cried out God wills it as they faced death, were racist?" People have no idea of history and culture anymore. War
Posted by: Only Context at March 04, 2021 04:03 PM (QZ/dC)


As others pointed out the other day - rather than concentrate on taking back the courts, we should have leaned hard on academia/education.

Now we've got a bunch of brainwashed dummies sitting on the bench. And, we're watching history being erased at mach speed right now. Because racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (46GDR)

341 I wonder what the threat will be on National Quaalude Day, July 14th.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (3H9h1)

342 "BREAKING:
Dow drops 400 points after Powell triggers a jump in yields, Nasdaq goes red on the year"

We haven't even gotten to the inflation part. That's when the real fun begins.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

343 So Q pulled a fast one on Congress, might teach them to stop calling wolf, but it won't.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w)

344
Wimps!
Posted by: Grass Pollen Militia at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)


Pffft...

-- Rock Doves: Rats with Wings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (pNxlR)

345 All this bullshit began with a cartoon frog.

I tried to warn you.

Posted by: Pepe at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (jvt6t)

346 You act like they always fuck up. But do they, really?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 04:00 PM (jvt6t)


If you're asking about their ability to monetize failure, they're very adept at that. But for people who claim to be preoccupied with how history will regard them, the best they can hope for is anonymity.

Assuming history will be written by perceptive people, Trump will be regarded as someone who tried to put the country back on the rails. Ryan and McConnell grifting hacks and party tools.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (y7DUB)

347 Washington will be under attack next month. By Cherry Blossoms.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven
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Good thing you did not say 'Japanese cherry blossoms', because, you know, that would have been an anti-Asian dog-whistle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (bk3Sg)

348
The next Hoax date?

April 15th.

Tax Day, when we're all supposedly so pissed off we'll do something crazy like bomb a marathon race.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (m9Ifp)

349 Look on the bright side, the teachers are not teaching now.

Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 04:06 PM (gmo/4)
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No, they are. But they're insisting on using a less effective method of teaching.

Science.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (FYe3W)

350 Very pretty. But can they fight?

Posted by: 11 at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (xqEbA)

351 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (3H9h1)

Twisted ankles, bruised elbows and memory loss more than likely.

Posted by: Pepe at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (jvt6t)

352 343 So Q pulled a fast one on Congress, might teach them to stop calling wolf, but it won't.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w)


They should just keep doing this. Fatigue the response.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

353 We haven't even gotten to the inflation part. That's when the real fun begins.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (VpIIl)
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The jump in yields is likely an attempt to deal with it before it pops off *really* bigly. It probably won't be enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 04:10 PM (Jsjd7)

354 Being on the Left means you never have to say your sorry.

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2021 04:10 PM (Cxk7w)

355 I just heard the Insurrectionists have postponed the real uprising to April 1st. It's going to be the Mother of all Insurrections.

Somebody in the FIB needs to hear this stat!

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:10 PM (FYe3W)

356 The Dow's down? Really? And gas prices are up? And jobless claims "unexpectedly" went up this week?

There's only one economist who predicted this, and that man is Everyone NotNamed PaulKrugman

Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2021 04:10 PM (mKckz)

357 The SEC is now very focused on climate change, so they can fine you and encourage gadfly lawsuits.


Yet another "independent federal agency" with police powers and no accountability.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (OPD+s)

358 We haven't even gotten to the inflation part. That's when the real fun begins.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven
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Rising fuel prices will drive *everything* up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (bk3Sg)

359 I'd like a four year old to attack Chris Wray's $500 haircut with blunt scissors.
No, he'd shoot the child.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (lgiXo)

360 So Q pulled a fast one on Congress, might teach them to stop calling wolf, but it won't.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w)
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Somebody told me last night that Q hasn't posted since November.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (FYe3W)

361 Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny in support of the class. Let me tell you, trannies don't like real women.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (0NnIU)

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Pussy envy.

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (l3RFG)

362 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (y7DUB)

True, but after so much idiocy year after year, it becomes obvious doesn't it?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (jvt6t)

363 Any news on the guy that shot Ashli? You know, the only one that died at the insurrection.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:12 PM (0NnIU)

364
Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny


Cincinnati Bengals!

What did I win?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 04:12 PM (pNxlR)

365 I just hope biden lasts long enough to go to one of their big meetings, like G7 or something. I want to see the retard pedo mingle with the other leaders and have them face the reality that THEIR compliance in attacking Trump left them twisting in the wind facing China...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 04:05 PM (LWu6U)


I think that little streaming video to the democratic caucus last night was all we need to know about their intentions with JoeJoe the Drooling Monkey. I mean, they just cut his feed. It's obvious Nanzi is above Joe at this point. That should have been worrying to any moron that voted for this clown. At least, I'd like to know who the fuck is pulling the strings. Or is everybody really fine with a shadow government, because the Bad Orange Man is in FL?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 04:12 PM (46GDR)

366 Next date: April 19th Patriots Day

Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 04:13 PM (3aI0K)

367 "Rising fuel prices will drive *everything* up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 04:11 PM (bk3Sg)"

Russia and Saudi Arabia met today on raising production. This is going to get interesting. Especially as The Fraud starts to cost our energy producers market share.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 04:13 PM (Tckfm)

368 Being on the Left means you never have to say your sorry.
Posted by: Skip
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There's nothing to be sorry for.

Posted by: Completely Unexamined Consequences of Left/Prog/Lib/Dem policies at March 04, 2021 04:13 PM (cGzEU)

369 What if Washington calls a Code Orange and nobody shows up?

Posted by: Socratease at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (2GbWn)

370 Let me tell you, trannies don't like real women.

Finally, trannies and women have something in common.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (H5knJ)

371 nood maskless abbott

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (8D42x)

372 Nood Abbott reaction to Biden

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (46GDR)

373 Daylight savings time starts in a week or so... that could start an insurrection.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (3H9h1)

374 Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2021 04:13 PM (Tckfm)

But they need the money.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (jvt6t)

375 Next date: April 19th Patriots Day
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 04:13 PM (3aI0K)
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Nope. It's April 1st. See that's the beauty. Everybody will think "Oh, it's gotta be a joke."

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (FYe3W)

376 Attention! Attention! Orange Alert is at Burnt Sienna! BS protocols are in effect!

Posted by: Spice at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (rIgDj)

377 Holy crap ... just used voice translation on my phone keyboard and even though I've used all manner of curse words before that were correctly translated -- "pussy" got asterisks like "p****."

Trump is destroying our language! /

Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (l3RFG)

378 My Drill Instructors would have looked at that photo of the NG and called them the mob.

Parade rest with fingers curled, differing face diapers, sideburns like Elvis....

Nasty. Could luck, politicians, if you think these fucks are going to save you. I see a lot of cut and run in that group.

Posted by: 11 at March 04, 2021 04:14 PM (QGDPM)

379 361 Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny in support of the class. Let me tell you, trannies don't like real women.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:07 PM (0NnIU)

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Pussy envy.
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It was crazy, all you saw on Teams is pictures of people and circle lights up when they talk. I wasn't paying attention to the pixs the first day but today I notice 'the chick' had a man's voice. One of my female cohorts called me just to vent about the tranny being nasty and rude to her cuz contractor. I had to tell her contractors are at the bottom of the hill and shit always rolls downhill with guvies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 04:15 PM (0NnIU)

380 The next Hoax date?

April 15th.

Tax Day, when we're all supposedly so pissed off we'll do something crazy like bomb a marathon race.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 04:09 PM (m9Ifp)

Come on. We just KNOW Hitler's birthday is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 04:15 PM (axyOa)

381 Had a two day course on Teams with a Tranny

Cincinnati Bengals!

What did I win?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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Comments like the above keep me returning to this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2021 04:15 PM (cGzEU)

382 I don't think the so called independent voters can ignore the cognitive dissonence that is going on right now with the Biden Junta and his leftist enablers in Congress. Between the hard left focus on executive orders, and flip flopping and mishandling of The Covid's, the Jen Sucki dumfuckery, no press conferences, no transparancy, fear mongering and fearful dems, and with the most unlikalble scrunt this side of Hillsabub playing as his backup, this has to be the biggest case of buyers remorse ever for any idiot that voted for Biden.

If Trump can play kingmaker, which he has shown he can at CPAC, and he supports someone like a Noem or DeSantis, AND voting integrity gets fixed (assume HR1 doesn't pass), 2022 and 2024 can still pull us out of this hole.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 04, 2021 04:16 PM (U2+zT)

383 As others pointed out the other day - rather than concentrate on taking back the courts, we should have leaned hard on academia/education.

Now we've got a bunch of brainwashed dummies sitting on the bench. And, we're watching history being erased at mach speed right now. Because racist.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 04:08

Breitbart: "Politics is downstream of culture." The Left knew this decades ago with with Alinsky and they've been seizing the headwaters of our culture ever since. And now they pretty much have them all. And they will never let them go. Conservatives refuse to understand this. You pretend that there is some sort of political solution to what is happening. There isn't.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 04, 2021 04:17 PM (RGRIY)

384 And the real kicker to this "Q militia assault" business is that Q was always about "the whitehats are in control, sit back and enjoy the show. Here's some clues if you want to sit home and dig in the internet." Never a word anywhere near anything like forming an army and marching on anyone.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2021 04:17 PM (3/XaG)

385 At the rate they're going, they'll soon start orchestrating massacres or shooting down planes and then blame anyone and everyone who voted for Trump. They're trying to start a war, and the only silver lining is that they appear to be really bad at it.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at March 04, 2021 04:22 PM (LBO1U)

386 Not just flying out, IIRC. It discharged a round, too, as it did so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Goes bang every time.

Even those times you don't want it to.

Posted by: Glock Quality! at March 04, 2021 04:25 PM (vD+8F)

387 I predicted a long time ago that the surveillance state would ultimately turn into the ultimate "wag the dog" scenario.

Localities were overreacting to every real or imagined "threat" that was posted or implied through any channel regardless of whether it was specific or credible. People where cancelling schools because someone, somewhere said he saw someone talking about a threat at some school in the county. And *BAM* all schools in the county are closed for the day and LEOs are chasing their tails.

That the feds are doing this to themselves is no great surprise. They think they gain by ginning up noise about fake threats. They don't seem to know the old story about the boy and a wolf.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at March 04, 2021 04:26 PM (+Kpte)

388
Yes, I see that they're getting worried about inflation. I was (forced to, at doc's office) watching CNBC, and they're talking the "I" word. And actually realized the Fed has gotten itself into a box what with all the debt that's been run up.

I believe the '70s are going to look like nothing compared the face-ripping inflation we're soon gonna get.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 04:26 PM (Mzdiz)

389 289 284 >> Project Baltimore has found hundreds of students are failing. It's a school where a student who passed three classes in four years, ranks near the top half of his class with a 0.13 grade point average
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These aren't schools. They are feeding and breeding stations.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 04, 2021 03:59 PM (0NnIU)

...and Kim Klasic lost her Congressional race to Kweisi Mfume by 40 points.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 04, 2021 04:27 PM (hKTv8)

390 DC Mall overrun by National Guard

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2021 04:27 PM (7X3lL)

391 Goes bang every time.

Even those times you don't want it to.
Posted by: Glock Quality! at March 04, 2021 04:25 PM (vD+8F)

IIRC it was a SIG

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 04:32 PM (ifmtJ)

392 Not just flying out, IIRC. It discharged a round, too, as it did so.
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Goes bang every time.
Even those times you don't want it to.


AHL, that you? That's not a fair description of what happened. The gun didn't discharge when it fell onto the floor. It discharged when the agent, in his embarrassment, tried to snatch it up quickly and put his finger on the trigger.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2021 04:33 PM (qc+VF)

393 Memo to Ace: You do realize that DS operatives (posing as Anons) plant disinfo / grey / black-propaganda on the Boards, right? Anybody with 10+ working brain cells could spot that Deep State / FBI sting 10 miles off.

But, even if nobody took the bait, it did provide the govt with an excuse to shake the Police State Juju Stick at us normies, amiright?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 04, 2021 04:38 PM (W+kMI)

394 If a rally/protest were announced for April 19 - I would go.

Is there one?

Posted by: Java Joe at March 04, 2021 04:39 PM (n/KWx)

395 They now have a large part of the country believing Russia has nothing to do with the Democrats - that Republicans are the Party of Russia.

That one astonishes me. From 1930 to the fall of the USSR, the Democrats have been cozy with the Soviets to varying extents (ranging from kinda cozy to very cozy), and now they've tried to convince people in this country that the Republicans are in bed with the Russkis? Why would the GOP go in for that? What would be in it for them?

Never mind objective facts, such as Trump encouraging fracking, which clobbered the Russian economy by cutting deeply into its main source of foreign exchange. Meanwhile, Democrats have been pushing to end fracking, which conversely greatly benefits Russia, for the same reason.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

Its simple. Russia is NOT communist, and the Soviet Union Was. You can explain it all by that one point. Dems started to shun Russia when they dumped communism.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 04:44 PM (eoQWY)

396 I believe the '70s are going to look like nothing compared the face-ripping inflation we're soon gonna get.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2021 04:26 PM (Mzdiz)

Maybe at least we'll get some good music

Posted by: JoeF. at March 04, 2021 04:44 PM (HrMC1)

397 It appears that McConnell is making arrangements not to finish his term.

Trying to get the KY legislature to strip the Democrat governor over power of appointment, and (per the Intercept) pushing AG Cameron and Kelly Craft (wife of a major McConnell donor) as possible successors.

Posted by: Revenant at March 04, 2021 04:45 PM (IPK5J)

398 So the FBI/CIA picnic was pretty much a wash? Somebody must've forgot the potato salad...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 04:47 PM (PoqRU)

399 Absolute win.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at March 04, 2021 05:07 PM (bhPL1)

400 Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2021 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

Its simple. Russia is NOT communist, and the Soviet Union Was. You can explain it all by that one point. Dems started to shun Russia when they dumped communism.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2021 04:44 PM (eoQWY)

This. Russia is right now in a phase of Robber Baron Capitalism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 05:20 PM (oHd/0)

401 The March 4th crap is more "hopium" (the opium of hope) from the anonymous dupers who have been duping Q-anon followers for years.

After The Steal the message from Q-anon was always: don't fret, you don't have to do anything, Trump's got this, "trust the plan," the obviously non-existent plan.

If Trump had a plan to overturn the election fraud (he should have invoked the Article IV guarantee of a republican form of government, which election fraud annihilates) he would not have waited to execute it. Time was of the essence.

So the effect of Q-anon was always to manipulate Trump supporters into passivity with assurances that they didn't need to do anything. It was a consistently DE-ESCALATING influence and "March 4th" was more of the same:

So what if Biden got inaugurated and is now ramming through one unconstitutional action after another. Trump's got this! Trust the plan!

The Qs are probably coup conspirators like Brennan, Comey, Strzok, Wray and Barr.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 04, 2021 05:20 PM (wh9C3)

402 So what was the death toll for the March 4th war?

One thing is for sure, not one of our republican senators will stand up and ask real questions about this whole "insurrection" circus.

How many guns were confiscated during the "armed insurrection?"

Not a fucking one.

How did Office Sicknick die?

Nobody knows.

Cocksuckers, all of them.

Posted by: jwest at March 04, 2021 05:22 PM (/BlEx)

403 Never a word anywhere near anything like forming an army and marching on anyone.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2021 04:17 PM (3/XaG)

Yeah, and those guys in Uniform??? The ones who used to get money for the Salvation Army!!!!

Clearly an online threat if you just use the NSA evil word list.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 05:23 PM (oHd/0)

404 RE: Russia Hate --- Bear in mind that the Left was totally cool with the 'new Russia' until they A) outlawed 'gay marriage, and B) forbid (by law) pro-homosexual NGOs passing out "Ivan has Two Daddies" literature to Russian school children. THAT is when Russia got it's 'evil empire' status back...as per the Left.

For the ultimate irony: publicly being a Christian is Russia is cool (and encouraged); here in the USA...not so much.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 04, 2021 06:41 PM (W+kMI)

405 Its amazing the visions that Lefties have after all that weed and drugs.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 06, 2021 12:31 AM (EcD5Y)

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