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China Makes Anal Humiliation Mandatory for All Foreigners
China has made anal swab tests for the coronavirus mandatory for almost all international arrivals, deepening a row with other countries over a practice many have described as humiliating. The Japanese government has already raised concern about its citizens being subjected to the "undignified" procedure while American diplomats have also complained. Katsunobu Kato, Japan's chief cabinet secretary, said it would ask China to alter its testing regimen after some Japanese travellers reported suffering "psychological pain" from the invasive procedure. As a possible compromise Lu Hongzhou, a Shanghai-based doctor, told China's state media that the anal swab could be substituted with a stool sample.Whoa, what an amazing compromise! Who's negotiating here, Mitch McConnell? Of course, it is American weakness that encourages Chinese belligerence. When China ordered Biden's diplomats to take a rod up their asses, they did not point out that they were immune to such demands by the Geneva Conventions. Instead, they meekly took it up the ass, because they thought it would be "homophobic" to refuse to be sodomized.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2021 12:03 PM (AKJpt)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:03 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:04 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 12:04 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:04 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 04, 2021 12:04 PM (AKJpt)
:: does not see Red China ::
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Mishdog at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (cqAUI)
Stop going to China to do business with them. Shut them down. They need the rest of the world a LOT more than we need them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Miklos, just guessing at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: psychotic dwarf at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Zombie Shep Smith, live from New Orleans! at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
It really can be... but they really only need a stool sample.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (Zmnko)
For whatever reason, the rank and file knew the USSR was an evil empire during the Cold War, with China they just seem to care about their flat screens being $10 cheaper.
Good "Frontline" episode on how China hid Covid, of course it came after the election. Normally the show has a huge liberal bias, but thought it was fair on this topic. China is a far bigger menace than the USSR.
Posted by: Blago at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
Anything related to covid is a sick joke.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (46GDR)
In Austria, they'll start calling this "putting a shrimp on the barbie." Or a "roo in the pouch."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (G0vdT)
Pretty funny, coming from the land of kancho.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (DXFDM)
We're getting closer to our own officials finally admitting that the main route of transmission is fecal-oral.
Remember the cruise ship?
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
Yes, and there is some evidence that suggests that Covid was spread more from people not washing their hands, and public toilets... than by breathing on each other.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Zombie Shep Smith, live from New Orleans! at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (gmo/4)
I vote we mail stool samples direct to the Chinese Embassy.
A big hairy one after you've had an enchilada combo platter with curry. In a paper bag. On fire. Via trebuchet...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: DeVO at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (4I/2K)
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Afraid they'll lose face?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (oQ94s)
Did... did you mean Australia, and not Austria?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Zek at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: McCool at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (BMmaB)
Even money they kinda liked it.
Posted by: aelfheld at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (ZN7T5)
For whatever reason, the rank and file knew the USSR was an evil empire during the Cold War, with China they just seem to care about their flat screens being $10 cheaper.
Posted by: Blago at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (gkdnV)
They'll call you rayciss, and nobody wants that.
So yeah, if Rooosha does it, it's those dirty commie bastages. If China does it... well lookie there. Isn't live action Mulan just wonderful?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (oQ94s)
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Afraid they'll lose face?
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The Japanese government understands the situation a lot more than the election thieves in the Capitol right now.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (oHd/0)
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Ultimately, yes. The first 18 months would be brutal and fatal in some areas. I think we'd be better off phasing it in, like weening an addict.
Start with a 25% across-the-board tariff on Red Chinese goods, along with EPA and tax exemptions for repatriating industry. Over the next four years, ramp up the tariffs to 200%. If it is truly worth making in China or can *only* be made in China, then that is worth paying. If it isn't or can't, then it isn't. This is not a magic bullet since much industry will just move to other countries, but it will deal with the China problem quite well and result in at least some repatriation and provide a roadmap for repeating the feat in the future should we need to do so. Economic warfare is better than hot warfare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (7X3lL)
Yes, it can. It was proposed at one point in this mess that the fecal-oral route was the primary means of COVID transmission, much like the Norwalk virus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (oQ94s)
Did... did you mean Australia, and not Austria?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (XeEyo)
Obvious examples of someone speaking Australian.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: The Joker at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (PizZn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (Vxu+H)
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I say we not only make it reciprocal, we hire a squad of Ohio large animal veterinarians to do it.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (oQ94s)
Did... did you mean Australia, and not Austria?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (XeEyo)
The what?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:08 PM (29q5W)
We'll circle back to that, Joe...
Posted by: Jen Ptooii, White House Spokesweasel at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
Yes, it can. In fact it can be traced in waste water too.
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 04, 2021 12:10 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
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Embrace the power of "and."
But yeah, it is easily detectable in poop. The "fecal-oral" transmission route was an early finding, though I haven't seen anything recently that shows how much of transmission is fecal-oral versus other transmission routes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (mEC7p)
I do not like it, Xiao Ping Xen.
I would not want that in my ass.
I could not need that, thanks, I'll pass.
I do not want your anal swab.
Hey, by the way, is that your job?
...and then something about, "Damn-Near Killed 'Em!", something-something.
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (Ckg4U)
fecal-oral route was the primary means of COVID transmission, much like
the Norwalk virus.
Then we've been wearing our masks in all the wrong places.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: CCP Official at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (Geoni)
You know what's really funny?
We have no idea if china is INFECTING people with Whoknowswhat with their "anal swabs."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (iLERM)
........
any commit seppuku?
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (4I/2K)
You are more or less following the Trump plan which was similar.
It is the multi national corporations and wealthy individuals with large shares of those corporations that want access to that China market and are willing to bend over and spread physically and metaphorically to play ball.
It is a return to kowtowing and payback for China's humiliation from the 1800's to the Communist takeover in 1949.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (pO7gM)
odd. I've always heard the lyrics as "everybody must get stoned". maybe i should go see my ear doctor.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Miklos-san at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (HaL55)
Government is just the later comers to the party. There have been Republican "free marketeers" for decades, telling us if we just open up to China, we'll lick them commies good and hard.
Well here we are, all opened up for them.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (oQ94s)
So, yer sayin Horton was NOT holding up a Dandelion in that iconic picture?
It was a Chinee Anal Swab?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (oHd/0)
btw, why hasn't anyone asked if the nba players are exempt from the poop-chute swabbing?
Is Disney exempt?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (iLERM)
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (r4bSV)
imaginary militias planning an imaginary attack because of an
imaginary plot by Trump to seize power because of some distant inauguration tradition described as... conspiracy theorists!
That is
so insanely backward I have to say, I think they must be trying to humor
us.
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (MxEKc)
It's a great idea.
Too bad SlowJoe has killed all the goodwill Trump raised in India.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (u82oZ)
btw, why hasn't anyone asked if the nba players are exempt from the poop-chute swabbing?
Is Disney exempt?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (iLERM)
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"Exempt? It was our idea!"
-Disney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NeverBiden at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * watching the value of my Dr. Suess collection skyrocket at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (ers1w)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Could be why I haven't gotten sick. I don't eat ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: SHEP at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (6iURM)
diplomats and Institute a travel ban on China. No one allowed to visit
that repulsive shit hole and no visitors coming from said shit hole. All
Chinese in any other country on work, student or diplomatic visa
expelled.
In a sane world, this would've happened already. Also, Beijing would be a smoking glass crater that glows in the dark for unleashing a biological weapon upon us. But we don't live in a sane world. #WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
* Furiously scribbles out patent on personal anal swaps for international travel *
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (ZN7T5)
Posted by: CCP Official at March 04, 2021 12:12 PM (Geoni)
China official to Shemp Smith and Anderson Vanderbilt:
You been here fo owa, you go now!!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (oQ94s)
It'll be interesting to see the effect of the minimalist movement, if any.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (U7wke)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:13 PM (pO7gM)
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Yes, of course they do. I don't think Trump went too far enough on China. We have three choices for Red China: subjugation, economic war or literal war. It might end in literal war anyway, but trying the non-kinetic options first is vital. Trump should have done more in my opinion, but he is the first president or official in my lifetime to do *anything* at all (and it was starting to show efficacy) to undo Nixon's tragic mistake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (l5rNb)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2021 12:15 PM (ZN7T5)
Swabs dipped in chinese aids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Romeo13, retired sailor at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (IU8aO)
It's a great idea.
Too bad SlowJoe has killed all the goodwill Trump raised in India.
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India will still welcome U.S. business. They like dollars. They just don't like U.S> politicians that grovel to China.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (Geoni)
****
Then we've been wearing our masks in all the wrong places.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:11 PM (45fpk)
****
I've said the entire time that this is the case. We are nasty as heck, and something like 11% of people (still, after the COVID silliness) wash their hands routinely using soap and water.
.
The spread on the cruise ship when the panic was first being promoted was our first clue. Then that disappeared and no one talked about it anymore. Remember it happened on the naval vessel, too? Those adults weren't sneezing on each other.
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The mask nonsense was an op for the election, because 'wash your hands" doesn't terrify people and allow mail in ballots and rule changes outside of the legislative process.
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Also if we had any scientific integrity: All I can figure is that it would be EXTREMELY awkward to have to discuss the disparate impact on minority communities.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Winnie Xi Pooh at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (0E6nC)
Posted by: CCP Swab Whores at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Northern lurker at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: THE PIRATE Rick Wilson at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Kytten at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (MTwZc)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (6iURM)
Supposedly in the Chinese-Russian Amur river conflicts during Nixon's first term, the Russians came by with a proposition that if the US would stand by, the Soviets would nuke the Chinese to eliminate them as a problem.
The US adamantly refuse this feeler and then pivoted to China in Nixon's second term as part of triangulation to isolate the Soviets and their allies.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: CCP Swab Whores at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:14 PM (u82oZ)
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Like father, like son. Bush 43 wasn't a good president, but he was actually decent in some areas of foreign policy. He pivoted the primary focus from Europe to Asia and his "4x4" structure (US, Japan, Australia, India) as the new nucleus for US policy. That policy was imperfect, but it was an improvement and the mending of fences with India was well underway. That is important, because we likely *need* India as a hedge against China.
Obama shat all over that and went running back to Berlin, Paris and London. The Usurper's people are doing the same thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (V4K2K)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (45fpk)
Come on Man!
Posted by: Joe Biden, All Poop, No Wipe at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (mEC7p)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (0E6nC)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM
I'm burning just imaging it.
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Revenant at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (NJXJJ)
Posted by: Wally at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (mKckz)
For whatever reason, the rank and file knew the USSR was an evil empire during the Cold War, with China they just seem to care about their flat screens being $10 cheaper.
Good "Frontline" episode on how China hid Covid, of course it came after the election. Normally the show has a huge liberal bias, but thought it was fair on this topic. China is a far bigger menace than the USSR.
Posted by: Blago at March 04, 2021 12:06 PM (gkdnV)
If your fellow American's lack any sort of critical thinking skills, thank a teacher!
Posted by: NEA at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Pirate Shep at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (Vu7A1)
"The stool is against the wall. Repeat. The stool is against the wall."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Moki at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AdamPM at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (7seny)
But class, what is the *other* absurdity of this? Actually the main one. This absurd humiliation of travelers is obviously inexcusable, given the availability of other tests.
Testing travelers.
*Especially* in the country where the now long-prevalent virus originated. But the same logic applies everywhere. Travel restrictions, outside a very isolated location where there is reason to think the virus has not yet spread, DO NOT HELP. Just like all the other "interventions".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:05 PM (45fpk)
This all being a sick joke is an overarching premise that is appropriate to apply in general to covid and many aspects of our modern lives.
Watch their unserious happy-faced destruction of society's hard won order and peace, hypocritical flaunting of their own rules and their obvious lies, coupled with an invasion of our private spaces.
With all these offenses the ruling class of the world are humiliating us in order to disarm our last bastions of emotional and spiritual defenses.
We are being delivered into slavery.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (OV00c)
We're getting closer to our own officials finally admitting that the main route of transmission is fecal-oral.
Remember the cruise ship?
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 04, 2021 12:07 PM (HBEnm)
My bathhouse investigations shall continue!
Posted by: Fauchi at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (Ojki1)
Remember that old joke that goes "me go pee pee in your soup?"
This is china getting the last laugh for calling it the Kung Flu, etc., and daring to complain about unfair trade.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (iLERM)
Anal Swabs for everyone!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (vd8XM)
Yes, it can. It was proposed at one point in this mess that the fecal-oral route was the primary means of COVID transmission, much like the Norwalk virus.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the
Hence the quick march through the nursing homes.
Posted by: Agitator at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (0H9xE)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (knN6T)
Posted by: SamIam at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: radar at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (3Zp/H)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (0E6nC)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:16 PM (45fpk)
Come on Man!
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Pfft.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (WZ5i4)
If I could ask President Trump just one question it would be: What the hell were you thinking by swatting all these hornets nests and following through by Finishing Them?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:17 PM
I'm burning just imaging it.
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM
And I'm damned sure not putting that on sushi.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (zExdh)
***
This guy gets it.
Lots of feces in bedpans, sheets, etc.
Those elderly people weren't closer than 6 feet and sneezing on each other.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (HBEnm)
Obama shat all over that and went running back to Berlin, Paris and London. The Usurper's people are doing the same thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)
As much as I despised the Bush Crime Family, they showed highly atypical good sense in how they dealt with India and our relationship.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (y7DUB)
We should send a delegation to China, led by Nadler.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (xfb67)
if we just open up to China, we'll lick them commies good and hard." Burt
and it was evident by the 90's that it was not working out as planned ... but Clintons sold/gave them our nuke tech ... let them walk out with hard drives full of secret tech, they called it "multi-polarity" and "leveling the playing field", so one nation did not become too dominant. (better to sell our secrets to china, let them become dominant)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (Cus5s)
second term as part of triangulation to isolate the Soviets and their
allies.
Moral weakness followed by political weakness got us where we are today. PDT had the strength to stand up to bullies on the international stage, which is why he was ousted in the coup. #NukeBeijingNow
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SamIam at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (oasF3)
Luxurious anal swabs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (jB/qS)
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It started after January 20, of course! The PRC wouldn't have done this against Trump, he would've given them another economic body blow for that sort of thing, and sold Taiwan a bunch of missiles. No, this is a measure to rub their so-called superiority in the faces of the American politicians they bought.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Joe Biden
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Pfft.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (WZ5i4)
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In fairness, the reasons between you two are entirely different. Biden can't wipe because he's become incompetent due to his porridge brain filling with shrapnel. In your case, you can't reach well enough to wipe well because you're the size of a planet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: DR. Jill at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (Ax5Cx)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Oprah trying to crack into the Chinese market at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (Fs5vw)
Lol, always nice to have it be noticed when I attempt to be clever.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (Jsjd7)
India had the misfortune of being enemies of Pock-e-stan. No question where Hussein's sympathies lay.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (y7DUB)
Which is why they took over out Tech industry, and I get calls from their Sales folks about 5 times a day.
Posted by: Romeo13, retired sailor at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (0E6nC)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (CTJwJ)
The next step for china is them knocking out our satellites, and ordering the Pentagon to relocate Navy vessels.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Also Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (Vu7A1)
This all being a sick joke is an overarching premise that is appropriate to apply in general to covid and many aspects of our modern lives.
Watch their unserious happy-faced destruction of society's hard won order and peace, hypocritical flaunting of their own rules and their obvious lies, coupled with an invasion of our private spaces.
With all these offenses the ruling class of the world are humiliating us in order to disarm our last bastions of emotional and spiritual defenses.
We are being delivered into slavery.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Fact Check: True
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (6iURM)
(Dang, spellcheck wanted to change that to stabber.)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (qc+VF)
"The stool is against the wall. Repeat. The stool is against the wall."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: Who Flung Pu at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (zExdh)
But reciprocity is the way to go. With a big swab and Bubba from the State Pen, with an big ... anger issue.
Make the ChiComs work for our secrets.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (u82oZ)
I trust you are well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you! As for being well, at least I don't have a Chinese swab up my butt, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Katy Couric at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The Deep State at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: President-For-Life Barack Obama I at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (29q5W)
NO PROBLEM!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:18 PM (V4K2K)
.......
hope those poor Chinese are wearing face shields
Posted by: wth at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (CTJwJ)
We published that article years ago.
Posted by: Cuckshed Conservatives at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (Ax5Cx)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (iLERM)
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It's almost like defense of and expansion in near-space is pretty important. Maybe the US armed forces should focus on it. In fact, it might be so important that maybe we should have a service dedicated to it...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:09 PM (W+kMI)
Japan realizes that a China that is free to gobble up territory is an issue when they are neighbors. Add in China still has a grudge over Japan's actions in the 30s and 40s and that they can't get a bunch of national guardsmen and build a fence around their islands and hope fear of Japan's government investigators will keep China out.
Posted by: Bete at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (W+kMI)
I ask because the dips who said they were afraid of being considered homophobic very likely had a memo about it from the State Department telling them as much. They were required to submit to the testing by higher ups or be accused of homophobia, and thus suffer in their career.
I am so glad I am retired.
Posted by: Moki at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at March 04, 2021 12:21 PM (WZ5i4)
Anybody got a wet wipe?
Posted by: Also Jerry Nadler
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At least I used my drawers...
Posted by: Al Roker at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Katy Couric at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (4I/2K)
Shep Smith is already on his way...
Posted by: Romeo13, retired sailor at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (oHd/0)
(Dang, spellcheck wanted to change that to stabber.)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:24 PM (xfb67)
Official CCP anal stabber: lousy job, great HQ nickname.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (t+qrx)
It's especially backwards because the only places there is any "chatter" about this are leftist sites. The thing is even more a figment of their imagination than the horrific armed attack they're positive happened.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Only Context at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (sUMfc)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (03n3v)
2. From my understanding, they don't even bother with the actual labwork, since like everything else in China the lab tests are very inaccurate.
3. If anything, the test is used to create DNA database of foreigners to find vulnerabilities.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (LWu6U)
Children have a much better immune system than adults and it is much more adaptive to new threats as a survival mechanism. Under 12 years old deaths and serious illness (even showing symptoms for example) are virtually non-existent outside of those with very high risk factors like no immune system, etc.
Even up to 18-19, deaths or serious illness are non-existent for Covid absent those very high risk factors and symptoms of infection are mild if present.
Starting at 19, you can trace the risk rate increase with each decade of life (but also risk factors and their severity track the same line). That is why shutting down k-12 education was stupid--the staff is at risk from contaminating each other but fairly easy to consolidate that. The idea was that youngsters would be asymptomatic spreaders to family units via student to student transmission which is still not proven.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (pO7gM)
"So, what do you do for a living, Hop Sing?"
"Oh, I work at the airport, shoving Q-tips up Round-eye's ass."
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
China shit my pants?!?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (Ce9Kh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (l5rNb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (GLv8N)
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*hand over heart, single manly tear streaking down cheek, as the Star Spangled Banner plays*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM
May I suggest a comforting mug of The Horde's favorite soup?
Posted by: Thorvald at March 04, 2021 12:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (V4K2K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM (oQ94s)
The shame is part of the kink.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (4I/2K)
Jungle Book 2: Shere Khan Killed to Make Tiger Penis medicine
Winnie the Pooh: Xi gives Winnie an Anal Swab
Posted by: Disney movie ideas to crack Chinese market at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Xi Xi at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (zk16/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (RKp8A)
The worst part is that you just know that chinese swabs are really, really cheaply made and mostly a wooden stick with a few whisps of cotton on the end.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (iLERM)
I am quite confident Trump wouldn't allow this...
But instead, we have Joe Biden who has some have said, many have hinted at, possibly sodomized many young boys.
Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (NuVOb)
Posted by: Pete Bootedgeedge,Sodomite at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (mEC7p)
The worst part is that you just know that chinese swabs are really, really cheaply made and mostly a wooden stick with a few whisps of cotton on the end.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (iLERM)
Melamine and asbestos.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (TdMsT)
http://bitly.ws/bZLK
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I think the pic speaks for itself.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Shep! at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Romeo13, retired sailor at March 04, 2021 12:23 PM (oHd/0)
Yes and no. Our gas chamber approved robber barons are mainly to blame for that. My son in law, now a citizen, is from India and he readily admits that the best programmers in terms of innovative solutions (and he's very good with multiple patents) are from the US.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (Cus5s)
Speaking of the 90s, I remember way back then, there were people warning us that our military planes and other high tech equipment had China parts all up and down the damn things. So that literally, the planes wouldn't fly without those China parts.
We didn't manufacture them anymore, and some of this was the very VERY high tech parts. Not like wing material or tires.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (oQ94s)
more adaptive to new threats as a survival mechanism. Under 12 years
old deaths and serious illness (even showing symptoms for example) are
virtually non-existent
whig - which is why teachers in my school district built a mock graveyard in front of their headquarters, highlighting the death-trap that in-person classrooms would be. Unbelievable. Heroes.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Pete Bootedgeedge,Sodomite at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (mEC7p)
I shall join you.
Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Ace Detective at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Cory Booker
No! You get coupon for one free scoop! No personal check!
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (oJZyY)
http://bitly.ws/bZLK
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I think the pic speaks for itself.
NO TONGUES!
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (gmo/4)
http://bitly.ws/bZLK
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I think the pic speaks for itself.
Posted by: exdem13
Superspreader!
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (t+qrx)
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Think I'll stick with "Laird o' the Seas". At least for now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ling-Ling Perry at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)
When I was a teenager, I had to get a complete physical for military service at the PHS hospital. The doctor who did it was a middle aged woman. When we got to the prostate check part, I had never done that before and had no idea what was coming (I thought she was going to tell me to turn my head and cough and just had an unusual technique for the hernia check). When the finger went in, I turned and yelled "Woo, bitch, whatchoo doing?"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Disney movie ideas to crack Chinese market at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (Geoni)
That's the best day....
Posted by: Winnie the Poop, Silly ole silly gay bear at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (oHd/0)
anal otter was apparently otter fang fang all along.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (sGtp+)
I'll wrap some cotton around a Louisville Slugger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (iLERM)
Melamine and asbestos.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2021 12:29 PM (xfb67)
Remember that anal swab outside Shenyang, they built it without rebar in the concrete so they could pocket the difference? Killed 800 people when it collapsed.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Shep at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Xi Xi at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (zk16/)
Posted by: The Disney Gay Mafia at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Cuckshed Conservatives at March 04, 2021 12:25 PM
A companion piece to your legendary "Bull in a China Shop" account?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (m45I2)
lol
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 12:32 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Ben Dover at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (BRpqW)
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission, y'know.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (z6yGz)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck Kristol at March 04, 2021 12:30 PM (29q5W)
The Paulo, he needs to make a call and break an appointment.
Posted by: The Paulo. at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)
There have been a number of stories about China creating a yuuuge DNA db of Americans (and likely others). What are they doing with this -- especially if it is for diplomats, CEOs, etc.?With the anal swab, are they also to determine info about, say, what medications people are on (because that would be part of one's digestion)??
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (HaL55)
the vodka you can eat with a fork?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: x4 at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (oA+QO)
The shame is part of the kink.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (4I/2K)
Perhaps so, but it is well documented that in the "black community" homophobia is alive and well.
I'd like to see at NBA games, someone holding up a sign as soon as Leebron is walking up toward the basket, just two words: "China Swab."
Go ahead, Leebron. Dunk it. But we know you been dunked on.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM
*rubs little hands together*
Our plans for world domination are on schedule!
Posted by: The Otters at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Ass Warts at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM (RKp8A)
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"I can't believe they're actually PAYING me to do this now!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Culmo at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (Px4PF)
Sure, they wouldn't recognize my husband, but on the other hand... free anal.
Posted by: Mayor Pete ButtJizz at March 04, 2021 12:34 PM (QE98t)
Posted by: Gay Pornhub at March 04, 2021 12:34 PM (29q5W)
Tailoring the bioweapons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:34 PM (yQpMk)
Stool sample? I'll leave it in the corner.
"The stool is against the wall. Repeat. The stool is against the wall."
Posted by: Oddbob
I'm perfectly happy to throw my turds right at the Chinese authorities.
Posted by: imp at March 04, 2021 12:34 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Cotton fowah VIP onry!!
Posted by: CCP swab technician #8346 at March 04, 2021 12:35 PM (P1f+c)
Everyone entering Confucius Institutes will now be required to undergo rapid anal swabbing.
(no information on number of rapid anal swabs are known at this time.)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 04, 2021 12:35 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:35 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (45fpk)
It's not sodomy if you like it!
Posted by: Joey Biden at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (FEAjO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SamIam at March 04, 2021 12:20 PM (oasF3)
Luxurious anal swabs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2021 12:22 PM (jB/qS)
I believe that I've got the proper sized swab for the job, somewhere in the studio.
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (hKTv8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Cotton fowah VIP onry!!
Posted by: CCP swab technician #8346 at March 04, 2021 12:35 PM (P1f+c)
they need to buy the New I Pillow Swab! Yes, made with the finest Egyptian Cotton!
Posted by: Mike Lindellll at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (oHd/0)
Nothing for "ploctologist?"
Nothing at all?
Posted by: Soothsayer's
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Best pun today, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (GBHAb)
We can do that as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That's what I meant by reciprocity.
I think the best counter is the Breaking Bad move - (the dude in the wheelchair, I forget his name.) have US airlines give everyone food that causes bad gas and loose stool.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (LWu6U)
I suppose now the corrupt fbi is planning on bombing a chinese restaurant and blaming us for it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (iLERM)
Will the skid mark in my shorts work for you?
Posted by: Paladin at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (KX5Wh)
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (trdmm)
me play joke
me [strike]put[/strike] use finger
[strike]in your hole[/strike] to give a poke
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (z6yGz)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (45fpk)
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Oh no, the CDC will recommend 4 masks PLUS a buttplug if it's spread fecally.
Posted by: radar at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (3Zp/H)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (z6yGz)
Trump said pussy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Look everyone, it's the Bobsy Twins!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Swabmaster Shin to Rachel Levine at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mike Lindell at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (jB/qS)
Posted by: Culmo at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (Px4PF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (kTF2Z)
/waves his hand...
Horde mind! activate!
Posted by: Mike Lindellll at March 04, 2021 12:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 04, 2021 12:38 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (kTF2Z)
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You are all so mean!!
Posted by: Winemoms of 'Merica at March 04, 2021 12:38 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:37 PM (z6yGz)
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Well at least it was a dud. You coulda been on your way to the Barrel right now.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2021 12:38 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We like pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Captain Ned at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (Geoni)
really cheaply made and mostly a wooden stick with a few whisps of
cotton on the end.<
>A bamboo sliver in your anus is small price to pay for the sake of international diplomacy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:28 PM
*rubs little hands together*
Our plans for world domination are on schedule!
Posted by: The Otters at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (zExdh)
https://stoatnet.org/soon.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (t+qrx)
Maybe they will have an eye opened. And the anal tattoos are great for blackmail.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: motionview at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:31 PM (BMmaB)
Teens shouldn't need prostate exams. I think it must of been her way of being friendly?
When I worked at UPS the Dr. they had guys go to for workers comp. claims (who reminded me of Jack Elam) always wanted to try the ol' check for hernias bit. Nah bro, the problem is the compound fracture of my finger, you know with the bone visible, and blood shooting out? Not so much my crotch area.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (OV00c)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (bDqIh)
Imagine being a xenophobic, incredibly racist superpower, in possession of genetic information that can be used in labs where you are experimenting with manufactured viruses... if such a lab existed.
If you could make a virus that will infect the dirty filthy round-eyes, but be reasonably safe for your own population... would you work on such a thing?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (z6yGz)
btw, remember a couple of years ago US State department employees were complaining about a strange ringing in the ears (or something like that)?
And we were old it was nothing, and not only was it nothing, but it was definitely not china doing the nothing.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We like pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM
He's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (+WWsf)
Maybe we just need to give everyone traveling there a service animal. Some kind of monkey. With no diaper.
Posted by: Sam at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (ohyxL)
Posted by: Swabmaster Shin at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: janus at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (R8qG9)
Posted by: Dr Xuess at March 04, 2021 12:40 PM (GbUDJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (aHV5Y)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (yQpMk)
286 Trump said pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
We like pussy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (nakwk)
*cues up Cat Scratch Fever*
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (iLERM)
Ya' know...that would not surprise me.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2021 12:41 PM (AwYPR)
Look for Buttgiggity to make a PSA in which he extolls how "healthy and refreshing" the swabbing process is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (FDDEY)
Which one?
Getting US out of Vietnam before the country disintegrated.
Or stopping the Soviet "China did it" nuke us game before they tried again?
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (LWu6U)
That would be artificially sweetened chocolate ice cream.
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (Fs5vw)
That was in Cuba.
Was it ever explained?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (bDqIh)
It's like i don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (bDyGY)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM
Ha!
If nurse doesn't have that on her computer already, she needs to.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (nxdel)
I be gentle.
Posted by: Icky Tochez at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (zk16/)
His stainless steel hanky would be cutting through the air with a vengeance, heading straight for the head ChiCom's noggin.
You do remember PolitenessMan, do you not? From the Golden Age of Comics (the 1970s):
https://www.flickr.com/photos/alberto1138/50360557
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (i4CI5)
1K brick. Four hundred fifty smackeroos. $450. Yes.
But - no anal swab!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (OTzUX)
Go ahead, Leebron. Dunk it. But we know you been dunked on.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:33 PM (oQ94s)
Magic Johnson had no comment.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Disembarking traveler in Shanghai at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (29q5W)
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (lfSFb)
Posted by: dingbat at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (vV0YQ)
They'll swab you when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll swab you when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll swab you when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so China bobbed
Everybody must get swabbed
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (hTDvT)
Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (U1eOr)
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I was hoping for another major Hollywood production that spent tens of millions of dollars shoehorning China into the story awkwardly so it could save the day, only for the movie to bomb horribly in China.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS at March 04, 2021 12:36 PM (WqPYg)
Guess who's been buying up ports all over the world.
In fact, between Bill Gates and China, I'm not sure there's any farmland left in the U.S. of A. that isn't owned by one or the other. Or both.
Imagine there's no countries. It's easy if you try.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (oQ94s)
Yes, even early on, it was apparent that fecal transmission was a major contributor as it is for other viruses like Norwalk viruses aboard cruise ships. People not washing their hands and even the act of flushing a toilet with feces that is contaminated can aerosol quite a bit of virus into the atmosphere surrounding the toilet.
Most of our covid strategy is akin to the security theater around airport travel, useless, expensive, and designed to provide graft to favorite interest groups and politicians.
If you simply shot all politicians when a large societal crisis came up, I would imagine a far cheaper and better solution to most policy crises would then occur.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (FDDEY)
Just like a douche.
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (AwYPR)
The services, but especially the Navy, have an inordinate interest in the state of your prostate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (sWM8x)
Was it ever explained?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (bDqIh)
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Capitalist disease.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
I thought it was in another place in addition to Cuba.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Milky Gluted at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Bpc14)
Getting US out of Vietnam before the country disintegrated.
Or stopping the Soviet "China did it" nuke us game before they tried again?
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (FhXTo)
++++
Opening relations with Red China was a mistake. Hindsight is 20/20 and the Soviets were getting very uppity, but in retrospect it was a mistake.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: x4 at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (hTDvT)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 04, 2021 12:39 PM (OV00c)
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Doctor: Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please?
The Dude: Naw, man, she hit me here indicating his jaw[/].
Doctor: Yes. Could you slide your shorts down, please?
Cue "Lookin' Out My Back Door"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (Bpc14)
#TrustTheScam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:45 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (De+J6)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: Murtaugh bent over being given an anal swab from Chang at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: XiXi at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (KnJdm)
Was it ever explained?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (bDqIh)
I think it was another CIA op to blame russia for something and have the media screech that Trump wasn't nuking Moscow because he is putin's butt buddy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (pO7gM)
*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:43 PM (u82oZ)
Interesting... the ONLY time I had a Prostate check from the Navy, was the day before I retired.
But that was quite a few years ago.
Posted by: Mike Lindellll at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (lgiXo)
That was in Cuba.
Was it ever explained?
Posted by: Lizzy
I do not believe so.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate
The problem is, it was state department employees, so you could never be sure it wasn't hysteria or malingering. State workers tend to be hysterical women looking for excuse to collect disability,..
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (LWu6U)
Anyone remember the image we had of the chinese tourist when we were kids?
They all had Cameras!
Snapping photos of Everything.
Gee, that was great.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (iLERM)
have US airlines give everyone food that causes bad gas and loose stool.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
One-third pound of Haribo sugar-free gummi bears for each passenger comin' right up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (FDDEY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (nxdel)
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Think this was Tim Cook's idea?
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog starving the beast at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (zk16/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Little Boomer at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (De+J6)
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Not a very good movie. You can skip it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (LvTSG)
New &
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (m45I2)
mo' better?
Posted by: BignJames at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at March 04, 2021 12:44 PM (sWM8x)
I remember the joke as Gomer telling Lou Ann "Surprise, surprise, surprise! That ain't my finger neither!"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (4+MtS)
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Also known as every news story since 2017.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dr Xuess at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (GbUDJ)
I have no desire to talk to her at all. Let her suffocate under her three masks. I will call 911 on her behalf.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (J6dnG)
We just did 400 comments on buttholes in less than 45 minutes.
That should put his mind at ease.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (m45I2)
What's the joke about the doctor using his wang as a thermometer?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (iLERM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (oHd/0)
- Anal Tzu
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM
Where the Sun Tzu Don't Shine.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (hTDvT)
Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2021 12:42 PM (FhXTo)
My favorite would be price controls. WTF was wrong with republicans, (don't answer that).
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (LWu6U)
How so? I feel the mistake was granting China MFN(Thanks George) status, and then allowing them veto power in the UN.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (z6yGz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Serving all Americans, even the Neanderthals. at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (i4CI5)
We just did 400 comments on buttholes in less than 45 minutes.
That should put his mind at ease.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (m45I2)
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It's not like we could do that taking this issue that seriously, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Every day/week offers even more ridiculous and implausibly stupid actions and statements by public officials and institutions, there seems to be no limit.
Oh, meanwhile - Tom Cotton is trying to hold up the preposterous Garland nomination, because he won't answer basic questions. I dunno, I find this troubling. I think Cotton should be focusing full-time on his brilliant scheme (along with Romney) to make hiring illegal aliens illegal in yet another way, linked to an idiotic increase in minimum wage.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (OTzUX)
Snapping photos of Everything. ...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (iLERM)
+++++
Reminds me of a joke.
AG: Mr. President, we have a developing situation. I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first?
President: Give me the bad news first.
AG: Terrorists have taken 1,000 Japanese tourists hostage in Times Square.
President: What? That's terrible. What is possibly *good* news about this?
AG: We have a million pictures of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (Jsjd7)
*sniiiffff No. I don't smell anything.
Good, I am not spreading Covid
-minutes later- *rrrrrrrrrrrtttttt
Smell that?
*sniiiff. Ack! Gag!
Uh, oh. You just got Covid!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (GsajJ)
They all had Cameras!
Snapping photos of Everything.
==
I actually attribute that more to the Japanese. Maybe I've been wrong all this time!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (O+I8R)
They all had Cameras!
Snapping photos of Everything.
Gee, that was great.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
I thought those were Japs?
I didn't think the commies let their people out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (63Dwl)
- Anal Tzu
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (gmo/4)
The Ass of War- Bun Tzu
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr Xuess at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (GbUDJ)
But, when it done, tis less White.
So its a GOOD thing...
Posted by: Coke, have an Anal Probe, and a Smile at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (LWu6U)
Except for any State Department 'ettes, who are in point of fact none of those things.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (t+qrx)
It's not like we could do that taking this issue that seriously, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Wait.....This is a SERIOUS blog?
Shit......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
New & Trending: Beijing! Bend over!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (m45I2)
I ain't gonna duck, I'm no chicken.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (GsajJ)
George likes his swabbing spicy!
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
"Hey, doc! What's with your hands on both my shoulders?!?!"
-- Just The Punchline, Vol 3, P. 27, China Post Press (2021)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The FBI at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (xqRaG)
It's not like we could do that taking this issue that seriously, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Wait.....This is a SERIOUS blog?
Shit......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Someone needs to spend more time on the gardening thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Even as China puts it in his demented ass.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (z6yGz)
++++
Authoritarian communist regimes should never be given access to domestic markets or foreign investment funded by the United States. It was a mistake. That this mistake was compounded later through admission to the WTO, MFN status, failure to protect intellectual or real property and more makes it far worse, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
One-third pound of Haribo sugar-free gummi bears for each passenger comin' right up!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (FDDEY)
Indian food.
Posted by: Mike Lindell at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (jB/qS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (iLERM)
Someone needs to spend more time on the gardening thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
I don't fit in....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM
Wang! It's a parking lot!
Posted by: Al Czervik at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
That should put his mind at ease.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (m45I2)
And no one's even brought up Gabe yet.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The New Sun Tzu at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (RKp8A)
#VoteHarderBitches in effect
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (ifmtJ)
- Anal Tzu
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM
Where the Sun Tzu Don't Shine.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (zExdh)
hey-oh!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (yQpMk)
We just did 400 comments on buttholes in less than 45 minutes.
That should put his mind at ease.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (m45I2)
Yeah, but I think about 92 of those comments were variations on the "Fo owa, you go now" joke.
And that's not even including the Amy Shumer/Carlos Mencea variation.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2021 12:19 PM (OTzUX)
Sorry, but international travel restrictions do help. Having a functional southern border would also help.
Posted by: WhyBanned at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (YkawN)
I think I will pass on that particular cuisine.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (J6dnG)
New & Trending: Beijing! Bend over!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:46 PM (m45I2)
I ain't gonna duck, I'm no chicken.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (oQ94s)
Duck season...
Anal season???
Posted by: Bugs Bunny looks horrified at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (oHd/0)
Recycle your swabs to save the planet ...for the chiidren
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (2BZBZ)
- Anal Tzu
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM
Where the Sun Tzu Don't Shine.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:48 PM (zExdh)
hey-oh!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM
We'll be here all week. Tip the veal. Try your waitress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
And that's not even including the Amy Shumer/Carlos Mencea variation.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:52 PM (oQ94s)
The problem with Chinese anal swabbing is that an hour later, you're hungry for more.
Posted by: Shep! at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: They write themselves, in the Bai-Din Administration at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (fUm2i)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Roll it up. I think we're done here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Jsjd7)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: The FBI at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (xqRaG)
I'm hearing now one agent went home with a tummy ache, so obviously white supremacists.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (4+MtS)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
She'll circle back to that...
again.... and again...
Posted by: Romeo13, former Inebriated Nautical Professional at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (J6dnG)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (VpIIl)
How long before the angry little lying gnome Fauci suggests this for the US? Speaking of the gnome, he has come out and proclaimed that TX and MS opening up and not mandating masks, etc. is INEXPLICABLE !!!!!
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (W4eKo)
Lest we forget, China is a country where powdered rhinoceros horn is widely viewed as a potency enhancement for their tiny-dicked males.
SCIENCE to the SCIENCE power!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (FDDEY)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (lgiXo)
increased military presence. We'll need to keep Washington on lockdown
for another 6 months just to be safe.
Posted by: The FBI at March 04, 2021 12:50 PM (xqRaG)
FBI called off their FBI informants, then declared a victory against their FBI informants.
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (KnJdm)
I was in tech in the 80s, and all chinese expats who visited china were interrogated and converted to "consultants" for the homeland.
This was an active and organized program, and they had to cooperate or their families in China would suffer. They did not need tourists with cameras, they have had hundreds of thousands of spys implanted in every organization in the West for decades.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2021 12:47 PM (FDDEY)
Indian food.
Posted by: Mike Lindell
Both, then when they were swabbed there would be a total purge reaction.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (lgiXo)
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Don't ask about how Crewman Number Six gets offed...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (GLv8N)
Speaking of Star Wars, I see gay sulu has again said something stupid.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (iLERM)
Sorry, I thought that MFN status was the policy that granted them access to domestic market or foreign investment funded by the US. Thanks for the clarification
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (z6yGz)
You can blame the trans national corporations for the Bush-Clinton China delusions.
All corporate America saw was $ for their goodies among 1 billion people and cheap labor to build their products. They did not and do not give a damn because the people that run them do so for the corporate and personal short term interests. Major stockholders are the same--they maximize returns in the short run while ignoring the long term.
In short, the TNC's did the US just as they have been doing third world countries or even our allies for years. Cheap labor, expanded markets, and cheaper raw materials, in order to produce more profits for their managers and shareholders.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: The New Sun Tzu at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 04, 2021 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Roll it up. I think we're done here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:54 PM (Jsjd7)
We've only just begun to crack wise about our butt-stabbing Chinese overlords.
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 12:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (Geoni)
***
Unh un! No way!
Posted by: Red Shirt guy at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (m45I2)
Smearing the germs around with a dirty mopbucket. Nasty
So i got a gallon of betadine from the pecker checkers and boy...the deck had vapor trails coming off it. A solid splash of betadine kills lots of virus.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (GsajJ)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Two fish
Red fish
Poo fish
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:55 PM (VpIIl)
One fish
Two fish
Chocolate starfish...
So close, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tasty Burger at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (Qhr7+)
I thought those were Japs?
I didn't think the commies let their people out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (6J/xZ)
The big joke in Vegas was, What do you get any Japanese for birthday present?
A cheap camera and a pair of dice.
Posted by: Justsayin' at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (VpIIl)
Umm...can we stick with spam about lace wigs?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: US Diplomats at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (Geoni)
I saw Foo Fighters open for Poo Swabbers at the Tacoma Dome in '95.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (VpIIl)
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Not necessary
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog starving the beast at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (zk16/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
For once, the Red Shirts are safe, and it's the Brown Shirts what get it in the neck, err, ass.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (i4CI5)
Posted by: President Boyfriend at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: rhomboid
In China, this was all mostly an attempt to blame continuing problems on foreigners. They had a massive campaign to claim that China had eradicated it and all new cases were from foreigners.
But the swab thing is just about humiliation.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (YboWf)
Posted by: Jackie Chan at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 12:49 PM (z6yGz)
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Authoritarian communist regimes should never be given access to domestic markets or foreign investment funded by the United States. It was a mistake. That this mistake was compounded later through admission to the WTO, MFN status, failure to protect intellectual or real property and more makes it far worse, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2021 12:51 PM (Jsjd7)
Yep, MFN was Bush 41. WTO was Bush 43.
Posted by: WhyBanned at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (l5rNb)
Posted by: Marcus T
We'll circle around to that.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: Shao lin Swab Master at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (GsajJ)
***
Unh un! No way!
Posted by: Red Shirt guy at March 04, 2021 12:57 PM (m45I2)
Well, they already had the Horta and the giant steaming turd with claws that created Lincoln and Surak.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: imp at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM (sWM8x)
Side effects include drowsiness, restless leg, confusion, homicidal rage, and dry mouth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Archer at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (ZNZjb)
One those THOT leaders get with their twitter hot take, only then will I know the proper position to take.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 04, 2021 12:58 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun DRASHAOSEMUDIAMEN.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: butch at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Your typical NBA rocket scientist at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (RKp8A)
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cringe Biscuit at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (ZNZjb)
Imitate Hop Sing after tranny surgery so you look like the Ancient Chinese Secret Calgon girl with the pig tails.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (yQpMk)
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Funny, those are the same symptoms I get when listening to MSM.
Oh wait, not quite the same, as I see elevated BP is not listed.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
For once, the Red Shirts are safe, and it's the Brown Shirts what get it in the neck, err, ass.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2021 12:59 PM (i4CI5)
And Mr. Sulu volunteered for the away Team. He NEVER goes on Away Teams!
Posted by: Mr. Kyle at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (oHd/0)
Who wants to post the next pro-national unity gif in the next thread?
For the Battle of the Saintes!
https://tinyurl.com/ypfz7at9
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xi Xi at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (zk16/)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (z6yGz)
Chinese reggae song
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (zExdh)
Great. I just DDG'd that, and now I am going to be getting ads for herpes treatments. FML.
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (l5rNb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2021 01:00 PM (yQpMk)
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I think Biden must be on it.
Posted by: zmdavid at March 04, 2021 01:03 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: 4 at March 04, 2021 01:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Xi Xi at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (zk16/)
You beat me to it and you were better.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 04, 2021 01:03 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 01:03 PM (z6yGz)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 04, 2021 01:03 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: BifBewalski - fire in the hole at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Swabmaster Shin at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2021 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
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Dilation and stink
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (zk16/)
In short, the TNC's did the US just as they have been doing third world countries or even our allies for years. Cheap labor, expanded markets, and cheaper raw materials, in order to produce more profits for their managers and shareholders.
Posted by: whig
I agree, but corporations are going to do what they do. It is up to the gov. to set the rules. Most companies were in a no win situation since if they did not outsource to China, they would just steal the IP and undercut them.
Our mistake was allowing the country into our trading club. They do not respect IP, they use slave labor, they are state capitalism, ... and mostly their goal since the 60s has been to kill us all.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 04, 2021 01:02 PM (l5rNb)
50 Swabs of Grey.
International Best seller.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (oHd/0)
Funniest spam ever, or extremely clever sock?
Posted by: WhyBanned at March 04, 2021 01:04 PM (YkawN)
Instead if shame they have been *laughing* at the rest of the world during this last year. Selling shredded paper as "PPE", etc. Another Cuomo issue, that is mostly unknown, is that he lost tens of millions of dollars to China for WuFlu supplies that were bad and is being forced to sue through Chinese government approved attorneys in Hong Kong.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 04, 2021 01:05 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2021 01:05 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 04, 2021 01:05 PM (z6yGz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2021 01:06 PM (6J/xZ)
Search for extra long, girthy, condoms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2021 01:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Freudian Analist at March 04, 2021 01:07 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2021 01:09 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at March 04, 2021 01:10 PM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2021 01:11 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Jan Doodana at March 04, 2021 01:12 PM (Vu7A1)
---- CCP Dynasty
Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at March 04, 2021 01:12 PM (bAe71)
NO
SWAB
I
Posted by: Horta at March 04, 2021 01:16 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: China Aerospace at March 04, 2021 01:19 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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A Liberal acquaintance the other day alluded to someone else as 'A Conservative', because that person used the phrase 'Chinese Flu'.
Their religion does not allow reality to cloud their socio-political preoccupations.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 04, 2021 01:24 PM (WZ5i4)
BUT, let's make people bend over and check their asses, which have little, if anything to do with their lungs.
Yeah baby! Just press your ass up to your computer screen and spead 'em. Google, FB, Amazon, and most importantly, Bill Gates, will determine if you need to go to the 'happy camp' to be 'fixed'.
Say - maybe we'll get awesome butt masks...wear 2 and you'll never get sick...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2021 01:30 PM (PoqRU)
I was a bit traumatized, but Nowhere just stares off into Nothing.
Posted by: Rutger Hauer at March 04, 2021 01:42 PM (UnQlg)
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Posted by: Rutgerbage at March 04, 2021 02:04 PM (UnQlg)
how fast do they want it? Because I'm more than happy to throw it at them as hard as I could
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