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Governor Greg Abbot Orders Texas to Open Up 100%, With No Masks, on March 10th
Awesome. Awesome awesome awesome.
Mississippi's governor says "Hold my beer" -- and announces his state will be 100% open tomorrow. I can't wait to hear whether Dr. Guy P. Benson, Ph.D., and the other left-leaning covid hysterics, give their Twitter Science Blue Checkmark of Approval to this or not. Update: soon-to-be-recalled totalitarian governor objects:
Gov. Greg Abbott ends statewide mask mandate, moves to 'open Texas 100%' Nicole Cobler
Austin American-Statesman
Gov. Greg Abbott said Tuesday it's time to "open Texas 100%" and end the statewide mask order, citing declining hospitalizations across the state as more people are vaccinated against the coronavirus. Abbott will issue a new executive order, which will take effect next Wednesday and rescind most of his earlier orders, including restrictions on business occupancy and the statewide mask order. "Texas is in a far better position now than when I issued my last executive order back in October," Abbott said, adding that businesses can still limit their capacity or implement additional safety measures if they choose to do so. "It is their business, and they get to choose to operate their business the way they want to. At this time, however, people and businesses don't need the state telling them how to operate."
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 2, 2021
Biden on when America might return to normal: “My hope is by this time next year” pic.twitter.com/id6S351IU1
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 2, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 02, 2021 05:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2021 05:01 PM (0RwOR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (KnJdm)
https://tinyurl.com/2pxwch9y
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
Quite the milkmaid
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (WbDdu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (yQpMk)
/sigh
Posted by: Buckaroo at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (T+o4n)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BullWork at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
//Media
Seriously, if this sh*t drags on until 2023 I am leaving.
This country has lost its sh*t.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: redchief at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (jvt6t)
so very exciting to be so free
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (j9HX3)
-Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: Joe XiDen at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (W3XCo)
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (KnJdm)
He is probably giving businesses a week to staff up in anticipation of customers/shoppers/diners, etc. Not a bad move. Now if only my "Republican" governor Fat Larry Hogan would do the same thing...*sigh*
Posted by: Timon at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (q4X5T)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:01 PM (LvTSG)
I seem to remember The Rick something bizarrely stupid about Trump supporters dying.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (q2GIT)
Posted by: Harris County Emperor Hidalgo at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2021 05:02 PM (vMCab)
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I will never forgive them and they nonetheless should be executed as examples regardless.
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (WbDdu)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (gvDjE)
Slo Joe just said "there will be enough vaccines by May."
I think Donkey gets the gig is up.
You f*ckers stole an election using it, keep it up and you will see it all burnt down I suspect.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (Lzpvj)
So much hate.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (uxJPn)
See previous thread about my comment about DeWine back in January.
"Prediction. The week of January 18-23 the tyrannical useless gnome will extend his worthless curfew another "three weeks". And then in three weeks time he will do it again. Then sometime between April and June cases will drop down and he will declare that it is because of all his stupid bullshit lockdowns curfews and mask wearing and not because that's what happens every year with viruses like the flu. And all the stupid idiots is that believe wearing the mask and "a little bit of difficulty to fight this" will all claim that they were right and their empty idiocy actually made any difference at all."
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2021 05:04 PM (j9HX3)
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And you didn't even have to form a family singing group and escape across the Alps.
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Prezy Xiden at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (KX5Wh)
I believe he's also been accepting money and gifts from the Chinese.
I hope Dan Patrick opposes him.
Posted by: Drc at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (vbaSG)
but at least you don't live in VA
I just got back (omg! I left PA before I WAS ALLOWED!) and I have to say, there's something seriously wrong with people in VA
they were TERRIFIED - worse than PA which is saying something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:05 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Wotta Maroon at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)
Watching the coronabros throw a fit is cathartic, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (Jn4GT)
1. Porsche Boxster S
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
2. Lesborus.
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (WbDdu)
Nothing at all to do with culling the herd of the most vulnerable, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Dave at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: Only Context at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (QZ/dC)
1. Porsche Boxster S
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
You know the Prius exists, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (j9HX3)
I called "Placebex" "saving us" from a .03% lethal "plague" back in March of last year at Insty's.
My only shock is that they did not go ahead and make the "cure" a tic-tac.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Wotta Maroon at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)
Of course. They start all of these shitty diseases.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (+Q7pl)
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: red speck at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Wotta Maroon at March 02, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)
That's because otherwise they have to chew their air.
Posted by: Beer Gut at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (z79tQ)
.......
Fuck you, greaseball.
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
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*grabs notepad...for science*
-Dr. Fauci
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (WbDdu)
https://tinyurl.com/va47e6t5
Watch the instructional video. Creepy doesn't begin to describe it.
Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 05:08 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay
All the *right* people will buy is wines so he will not have to worry.
Nasty P. might buy it all up though to drown her sorrow after losing two impeachment attempts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Buckaroo at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (T+o4n)
1. Porsche Boxster S
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
That's the best handling car on the planet, so I don't care. I got the Cayman though, because convertibles are stupid where I live.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Houston Mayor Turner at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ShainS
They make great undercover vehicles in Blue States.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Dave at March 02, 2021 05:07 PM (mXUCw)
Electing Keith X statewide wasn't a thing well run states do.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (FYe3W)
All the good ones have closed permanently at this point though. Better get your fill of Chipotle before it's too late.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (+WWsf)
"Businesses may still limit capacity or implement additional safety protocols at their own discretion."
Any that still make customers wear a mask can go to hell. I'll go elsewhere in town. I live in a big town.
Posted by: Colonel Travis at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (5vzO2)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (Vu7A1)
Why are you laughing at me?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (Vu7A1)
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Because you are like a clown, here to amuse me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
........
Yeah, me and my Mom want to go to Applebee's. We're wild and crazy guys.
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (vuisn)
Hospital numbers are not declining because of vaccinations. They are declining for the same reason they declined last spring, and they were declining again in the Upper Midwest through late November to the present, before the virus came out: Because this virus, LIKE ALL VIRUSES EVER, is seasonal. It comes and goes, and your masks and your cowering in your basement, and your OCD handwashing, and your abandoning Grandma to die alone doesn't make one bit of difference. The virus is going to do what the virus is going to do.
Now, I do think the vaccine will eventually help, but it isn't really driving the current downward trend. That's just seasonal.
Posted by: Wally at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (fhxSN)
I thought the air was going to literally catch on fire.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (jvt6t)
Didn't think he could be a bigger buffoon than that night but a year later and the man has nothing but "hold my beer" idiotic statements.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (Geoni)
Will report back on how my tiny town plays it out.
I'm predicting a lot of oldsters will still mask up, but that's their right.
Trying to get rid of a cold/sinus thing I got from a) weather change b) suddenly being around a lot of people c) handling stuff out of people's shed and garages or d) wearing a cloth mask for hours, re-breathing CO2.
Posted by: Sal at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (duS67)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (2DOZq)
I'm still looking to see to it your ass is primaried next year. You had no business closing the bloody state to begin with.
On an unrelated note, Happy Texas Independence Day, and Happy 228th, Colonneh!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: emily litella at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (d6he9)
This is a great idea. It'll save time on processing LAUSD students for prison intake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
Why are you laughing at me?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (Vu7A1)
Hell, Inslee said last week he doesn't even have a plan in place to move us out of phase 2.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (0RwOR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: FFS at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (BBquq)
Everyone knows that.
(Not that I want to push that particular idiocy to a place where the stupid has to be acknowledged, because our local businesses that aren't all ready out of business need to stay in business, but it's a fact.)
Posted by: Synova at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (H5knJ)
//Media
Seriously, if this sh*t drags on until 2023 I am leaving.
This country has lost its sh*t.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:03 PM (Lzpvj)
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Sven, you've been vowing to leave the country since the Aughts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (49Dnm)
That's what I'm worried about here. Parsons can declare no masks and everything can open up, but fucking Quentin Lucas can insist we keep wearing them. Parsons needs to grow some balls and tell him to fuck right off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (ySQBZ)
So with the exception of arenas (50% capacity) and rules for K-12 (they have been doing in person since the fall), the government of MS is butting out.
Businesses are still free to make their own restrictions.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (F0YaR)
Burn the Heretic!
Posted by: CDC at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
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Good point. Maybe that's their real reason.
Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Some Lying Fauci at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:09 PM (vuisn)
Given my height, I looked at the Miatas as the car from the Flintstones.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (jvt6t)
I like the way you think.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (ySQBZ)
Ahem!
***waves hand frantically from back row***
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Don LeMonparty at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (iDmLS)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:14 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Houston Mayor Turner at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (4I/2K)
I am with you, Mayor Turner! My Soros-funded Karen Brigades will fight against Killer Abbott's order, on the bayous, on the highways, and in the stores and restaurants! Masks and Social Distancing Forever!
Posted by: Harris County Judge Lina "Teen Queen" Hidalgo at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/)
Definitely lacks the posh and swings both ways vibe of a classic MG roadster.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (ySQBZ)
Wife retires this year.
I am to the point I literally hate this nation culturally.
She fought me on any expat locale but Canada for 15 years, she is looking seriously at South America.
Place has plenty of faults, and by God America is determined to import all of them.
Maybe the sane Americans del Sur will stay.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (5ZHS+)
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*considers deeply*
I disagree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
You've seen those videos where Karens chase after shoppers not wearing a mask to yell at them right?
Guess what they don't think masks work either.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (UW2ZS)
Bro. Give it some more thought. Please.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (XHAw6)
Yup and the people will see to it the Karen Korps are punished with their wallets.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (5ZHS+)
Forehead or wrist?
Posted by: TripleSix at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (vD+8F)
Yay?
Posted by: FFS at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (BBquq)
The Beer Bug is less potent starting on March 10. Kinda like half-lives of radioactive elements. You bloody science denier.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (49Dnm)
Hubby and I are there too. Checking out Uruguay this summer
Posted by: Jmel at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (34N7/)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (vuisn)
Two up on a sportbike.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (vuisn)
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (CqHIp)
Former Governor Gavin Newsom ...
Former Governor Gavin Newsom ...
(snaps out of reverie, smiling)
Damn, I love the sound of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (YqDXo)
OrangeManBad couldn't do it, wouldn't do it and sucks because of that.
- media and LIV's everywhere
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (3H9h1)
Live fast, die young, leave your corpse in several pieces
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (hgso/)
The rhetorical knee to the sane Americans' groin is karen's kick.
I have never had anyone explain to me in a satisfactory way how Gavin's "derp masks can't stop smoke but can stop Covid!" sh*t was sane.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Meanwhile, I've watched restaurants in my town shuttering. I'm actually amazed that one of the larger ones has a new waffle place going in. That's a hell of a gamble, I hope it pays off.
And I really, really want to know. How is a giant tent any safer than being indoors where it's warm? The crazy is also mentally retarded.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (1ISKN)
https://tinyurl.com/erxubaed
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (5ZHS+)
Hmmmmm......how about the Horde just takes over Belize?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (jvt6t)
******
I hate roughly 50% of this country which can burn in hell and get pineapple twisted up the ass for millennia
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (1ISKN)
Frankenhomo.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (XHAw6)
The real butch Miata drivers drink theirs straight outta lukewarm 5.5 oz mini cans.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
This Texan will self halt.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (1ISKN)
Amen.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (Vu7A1)
I hate the fuck out of it when people say, "The coronavirus."
There are many coronaviruses.
It would be like someone discussing the mistakes and dangers with the Boeing 737-Max and calling it "the airplane."
And as for "the novel coronavirus" that's like calling the 737-Max "the special airplane."
"The novel coronavirus" is a phrase with built-in propaganda.
I hate these people.
Posted by: RKae at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (lXMRj)
She will go nuclear, and she does not forgive easily.
Posted by: prairie winecup at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (duS67)
Posted by: emily litella at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (d6he9)
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They're working on robots and an app for that.
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:18 PM (WbDdu)
https://bit.ly/3b9iKJ4
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (UW2ZS)
Lmao! I wore mine today when I picked up my car from the garage. The guys were laughing their ass off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (nxdel)
I like either Chile or Panama.
I think I want to open a kayak livery in Chile on the southern tip.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: buzzion at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (YqDXo)
I can do one better.
"The body of former governor Gavin Newsom..."
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (46GDR)
You mean Holy St. George The Martyr
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (XHAw6)
Posted by: Harris County Judge Lina "Teen Queen" Hidalgo at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/)
(Just wanted to fix it so it legit sounded like the Commandante.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: Drunken Texas Irish at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Too heavy. Vehicle will scrape.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (hgso/)
but at least you don't live in VA
I just got back (omg! I left PA before I WAS ALLOWED!) and I have to say, there's something seriously wrong with people in VA
they were TERRIFIED - worse than PA which is saying something
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Yes, I've seen that too. I was taking a walk and saw a older fella coming up the hill towards me. He moved into the street to avoid me. He was wearing a mask of course. I wasn't . It was rush hour and he would rather get smashed by a car than walk near me for a moment because of his fear. Madness.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (HpFuK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (YqDXo)
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LOL, leave it to Jay to find the silver lining ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (WbDdu)
Posted by: Governor Andy Cuomo at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Too heavy. Vehicle will scrape.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (hgso/)
So...a Power Bottom?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (uxJPn)
Place has plenty of faults, and by God America is determined to import all of them.
Maybe the sane Americans del Sur will stay.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Look on the bright side: South America will be a great place to live, once all the people there now move here.
Thinking all the time, amirite?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (LBO1U)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (ySQBZ)
Face diapers are security theater, a control mechanism, and a device to virtue signal. That is all.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (KnJdm)
Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Synova at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (BD/yx)
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Only if you call "No Virus!"
Posted by: The Center For Disease Control at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: BifBewalski - March 5th at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (VcFUs)
Selling Coca-Cola to Kayakers, and maybe Pizza.
More seriously I could teach network mapping to interested parties if need be.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (WbDdu)
The bar code will be their prisoner number. One stop shop!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (YqDXo)
Its racist to ask how I can give you an anal swab AND have two handles on your shoulders at the same time round eye.
Posted by: Some Chinese Back Door Swabber at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: emily litella at March 02, 2021 05:12 PM (d6he9)
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They're working on robots and an app for that.
Posted by: ShainS
Fine. Swab my robot's ass and leave me alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (hgso/)
To be fair, why would a Texan want to go? I mean if it's only for visiting the zoo for sightseeing, if all the exhibits are closed, what's the point?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Too heavy. Vehicle will scrape.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (hgso/)
..........
12-inch lift kit
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (49Dnm)
Mississippi breaks free tomorrow.
And dark horse South Dakota never drank the Koolaid.
Horde, the Hill Country is beautiful this time of year. Just sayin
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (pz3Vz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:11 PM (vuisn)
If you get hit by one of those it's vehicular homocide.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (uEbPt)
What part of S America doesn't suck donkey taint?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (Cxk7w)
Am I alone?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (vuisn)
The urge to empower a kleptocracy seems baked in their cake, it is also the recipe here now.
Frankly, I think America is about to lose God's providence that we have relied on for centuries.
Brazil despite its many faults loves babies in a way this nation no longer does.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (Lzpvj)
Number of terror attacks that airport security theater have stopped = 0
Number of COVID cases that face diapers have stopped..probably > 0...but I'm guessing not much
Posted by: Obligatory at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (FWn1L)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 05:22 PM (46GDR)
If you're looking for a place in Belize, I might know somebody.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
12-inch lift kit
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
well, don't stop there. You need 31x10.50 Mickey Thompson mudders if you do the 12" lift kit.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Needs lockers and a superlift kit at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (XHAw6)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: Pinochet Airways at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dude1394 at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (3exmE)
Uh, no one is getting sick, especially you.....Cases don't matter. It's hospitalizations and deaths, which are WAY down.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)
And a tax, so don't even think about implementing these orders!
Posted by: John Roberts, Esquire at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (xxG/v)
All of the Americas are high risk now amigo.
Canuckistan has CUOMO 19 rendition hospitals.
Chile has reformed its economy fairly well, and understands its industry cannot be strangled by their EPA.
I just want to go somewhere where I am not emotionally invested in the local politics like I am here.
Chile, Panama, maybe Brazil if I can find a calm Favelaless suburb.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:21 PM (hgso/)
Pretty sure that is right before on the timeline after which they become sentient and kill us all.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (KnJdm)
There are two massive restaurants/taverns under construction near me in Morris County.
They should be finished by the beginning of summer.
If states start opening up in the NE then the restaurant industry will not be able to keep up with the demand as people emerge from lockdowns and mob every attraction you can shove a person into.
I have friends who haven't eaten out at a restaurant or diner for a solid year.
So they are like a loaded spring just waiting for the opportunity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (hvPi3)
Live fast, die young, leave your corpse in several pieces
Posted by: bonhomme
Swapping in a Ford 5.0 is a common racing mod for Miatas. Requires cutting of the shock towers to fit the block in, but I heard that they are wicked fast with the 5.0 in them.
(Still not my cup of tea, but that sure does sound fun to drive on a track)
Posted by: Monkey in a fez manning the .50 at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (OnoCC)
Not yet, but it sounds like they might.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Cases are way down, too, because they increased the standard for a positive test and the requirement to be considered a China virus positive case.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: iandeal at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: dr frederick frankenhomo at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (d6he9)
The reason why I used my literary forensic thwarting syntax and posting style for so long. The democrats obliterate the Republican party because they network map, and splinter split their opposition. Our fecklessness at doing the same in reverse means we are either the Washington Generals or idiots.
I am tired of being a fall guy or an idiot.
You map out ties and figure out shatterpoints in organizations.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Uh, no one is getting sick, especially you.....Cases don't matter. It's hospitalizations and deaths, which are WAY down.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)
That's how I knew we'd turned the corner: when the MSM stopped reporting deaths and hospitalizations and began instead talking about cases. It was the Shark Summer dipsy-doodle, a way to sensationalize something that wasn't a BFD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: rickb223
Pretty sure that is right before on the timeline after which they become sentient and kill us all.
Posted by: 4
Could you blame them?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (hgso/)
*******
I am likely moving there soon, but the thing that annoyed me when scouting the area were some businesses still insisting I wear a mask when I shopped. I hope they are bankrupt by now.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (7UCSd)
Ah. Well that sounds like a useful skill to know. Looks like I got some research to do.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (XHAw6)
We'll have them right where we want them. Now with our line of "Made by Stouffers" apps for only $9.99 MUHAHAHA
Posted by: Applebees at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (Bmy3R)
Wish Holcomb would ditch the mask bullshit here in Indiana. But no, not gonna fucking happen until after the NCAA tournament is over. The whole fucking shooting match is happening in Indiana, part of it in Indianapolis and part at the IU campus in Bloomington. So of course the wonder squish will keep the idiotic mask mandate. I hate basketball, I hate the masks and I hate that stupid motherfucker Holcomb.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (7UCSd)
Posted by: f'd at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (gvDjE)
(yeah, right)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:26 PM (Bmy3R)
Right? I said much the same thing in the willowed thread. Too lazy to drag it up here.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)
So they are like a loaded spring just waiting for the opportunity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (hvPi3)
The people I know who haven't gone anywhere in a year will probably stay "distanced" and "masked" for the rest of their lives. The incidence of new mental illness far exceeds the the number of dead from covid, in my opinion.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Teacher's Unions at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Geoni)
Belize is on the list, but I like Chile's economy and geography....
add in the Prussian military tradition and I may send my grandchildren so to speak.
https://youtu.be/wJAL_OR8-MY
Lad10077 may need to find a mate, and evidently their soldiers are all supermodels.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: f'd at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (gvDjE)
She's $25, same as in town.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:27 PM (FdK12)
Good to know, as I've been looking at SD. But I didn't think that crap would be going on. Those businesses SHOULD go bankrupt. ANY business enforcing ANY restrictions, including masks, that they are not FORCED to by law will never see a red cent from me again.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
We will make it up in volume.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (FYe3W)
It would do wheelies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:23 PM (3H9h1)
That's an odd concept since Corvairs had rear engines which were air cooled. The power to weight ratio must have been huge.
Some of my gearhead buddies put Chevy engines in old Volvos (the cheap ones that looked like turtles) because the engine mounts aligned. The drive trains took a beating.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: f'd at March 02, 2021 05:28 PM (gvDjE)
VP Kamala?
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (GA8EQ)
I have family I've never met in Belize.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (q2GIT)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
We will make it up in volume.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (KnJdm)
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Exactly.
Posted by: Gay Throuple at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: 4 at March
The only way I'd live in Belize.
https://tinyurl.com/j3pb5aww
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (gtatv)
Hey, Pug!
Didn't Poleass make some comment many months ago about being joined at the hip with Newsome? Maybe we can get our own recall going!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (Bmy3R)
If anyone should've got it, it's me. And nothing.....
Wait. I did have a fever during Snowvid that lasted a total of 5 hours.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (oA+QO)
Watched a LindyBeige vid on the Falklands conflict. Apparently Chile provided covert assistance. It's based on the book, My Secret War. It is worth the watch.
https://youtu.be/7DVy3D2eglE
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Ladyl
Sweet! Less lines!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:32 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (oA+QO)
Nothing. The EO specifically says that counties and cities cannot overrule the order.
FUCK YOU, Clay. EABOD.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021
Don't her boobs get in the way?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 05:33 PM (q2GIT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (X7kN9)
Posted by: x4
He's pissing and moaning. "If you want to stay safe, do what I say. If you want to risk it, do what the governor says".
LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (hgso/)
Really asswipe? Why couldn't they operate the way they wanted to when you shut them the fuck down?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Ladyl
I'm fine with this. I'm fine with store owners instituting mask requirements in their businesses. I can go elsewhere. If you're still scared, go home. They have everything delivery now. There's no reason for you to go out. Stay in your little shelter and go insane.
I won't miss you.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021
I thought he'd be joined at Newsom's rear end, giving Poleass's proclivities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (7UCSd)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (X7kN9)
Pintos were no more dangerous than any other vehicle of the era. Remember, it's the MEDIA that told you they were unsafe. The same MEDIA that would put an ignitor near open fuel to really show you how gas can burn......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (gmo/4)
*******
Thats what you have to watch out for, its almost like local businesses felt they had to step up and be the fascists if the state government isnt.
Being a mask Nazi in a deep red state though isnt exactly a recipe for success.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (0kjHf)
fixed it for Clay
Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (oA+QO)
Really asswipe? Why couldn't they operate the way they wanted to when you shut them the fuck down?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)
Yep
He's supposed to be a hero now?
LOLGF
Posted by: FFS at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (JkBOu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (Bmy3R)
I've seen a lot of places outside of the Front Range where people were doing just that. Haven't seen much about it recently.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 02, 2021 05:37 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: 4 at March
The only way I'd live in Belize.
Jerry Jeff Walker used to have some cool shindigs down in Belize.
Posted by: Miklos, admitted Jerry Jeff fan at March 02, 2021 05:37 PM (QzkSJ)
LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (hgso/)
Did he really say that?
BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Die in a fire, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)
So they are like a loaded spring just waiting for the opportunity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM (hvPi3)
I'm one of those - haven't eaten out in a year. And to be honest - f 'em. I will very rarely eat out ever again. I'm not going to re join society. As I say, I hate everything from here on out. My relationship with society was tenuous to begin with. Now it's destroyed.
Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (Cxk7w)
But the mega-corporations will likely act in place of the prog tyrants and impose mask requirements on whomever they can (employees, customers, delivery guys, etc.), and Abbott is certainly not the type of Republican to have anything bad to say or do against the mega-corporations.
Posted by: The Ghost of Pandemic Present at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (dYe5S)
DailyMail reported that officials believed the victims involved in the incident were undocumented immigrants.
Surprise Surprise Surprise
And THOSE deaths are on Biden's head 100%
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (Vxu+H)
Yep
He's supposed to be a hero now?
LOLGF
Posted by: FFS at March 02, 2021 05:36 PM (JkBOu)
You'll get no argument from me here. He fucked up long ago on this.
However, WE'RE FREEEEE!!!!!!!! And now that he's actually said that, this happens again, we're shoving those words right back up his ass.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (W2Pud)
After 14 days to flatten the curve shit should have been open.
I know we should have never been shut down in the first place...but you get my point
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (XHAw6)
I won't miss you.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Wait. What? You don't miss me?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (TdMsT)
Thats what you have to watch out for, its almost like local
businesses felt they had to step up and be the fascists if the state
government isnt.
Being a mask Nazi in a deep red state though isnt exactly a recipe for success.
I live in Western South Dakota and haven't worn a mask since this crap began. No one has said one word to me about it.
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:13 PM (FdK12)
I'm in SD.
Kristi will do what Kristi has done: leave it up to the business.
Most businesses don't require a mask. For the few that do (eg: Menards), there are other alternatives... I haven't been in Menards in months.
Posted by: ChuckALuck at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (VjGsQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (85Gof)
definitely on biden's hands
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
This. Those idiots thought that because you could see the gas tank of a Pinto from behind it was really really dangerous. I'm no fan of Fix Or Repair Daily but that was a complete scam by dumbasses.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (y7DUB)
Also... with regards to the "great conservative migration" of 2021; who has seen the housing market recently? We're seeing few homes in and around our area in north central Kentucky for sale between 150 and 200. If one's listed, it's pending on sale. Even the 250 - 500 range is bleak.
Mass exodus from the cities...
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:39 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Harris County Judge Lina "Teen Queen" Hidalgo at March 02, 2021 05:15 PM (AMIL/)
(Just wanted to fix it so it legit sounded like the Commandante.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:19 PM (49Dnm)
Yup, thanks, I did not capture the true Lina!
Posted by: Harris County Judge Lina at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (7UCSd)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (TdMsT)
DailyMail reported that officials believed the victims involved in the incident were undocumented immigrants.
Surprise Surprise Surprise
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:38 PM (85Gof)
You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ancient Aliens at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
I know you won't believe this, but...Allahpundit is attacking Abbott on Twitter for his announcement.
I know, I know.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (Jn4GT)
Oh, you can bet the farm that our betters will do so and no matter what the true outcome is, it will be made to look like the rescinding of the mask mandate unleashed genocide.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (W4eKo)
Remind me, how many votes did Jill get again?
https://tinyurl.com/58rkyh9e
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (29q5W)
True. In 1975-76, the Pinto averaged 310 fatalities a year. Toyota Corolla averaged 313. VW Beetle was 374 and the Datsun 1200/210 was 405.
Gary Schwartz' 1991 Rutgers Law Review paper found that there were 27 Pinto rear end explosion deaths.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (q2GIT)
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (D0r5+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (CqHIp)
year will probably stay "distanced" and "masked" for the rest of their
lives. The incidence of new mental illness far exceeds the the number
of dead from covid, in my opinion.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:29 PM
Sadly that's my mother. She will never leave her house again without a mask, gloves and never go near another person again. She is 79 and I have been trying to get her to turn off the TV and live her life but she refuses.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (JUOKG)
Wonder if Abbott dropped this bomb on him while he was here.
"Oh yeah, and I'm lifting all restrictions on Texans and letting our economy flourish again. Pound sand, 'heimer."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2021 05:42 PM (7UCSd)
*********
I got confronted twice just from the 2 weeks I was there, once at a Panera Bread and once at a organic food store when I was trying to find an equivalent of a natural grocers. But the very nature of these idiot vendors should have made that scenario obvious.
Five Guys Burgers though was a maskless nirvana.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:42 PM (FdK12)
Remind me, how many votes did Jill get again?
https://tinyurl.com/58rkyh9e
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (29q5W)
I asked this question in a Poly Sci class during the Clinton administration.
It was not received well.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Ladyl
Speaking for myself, I haven't been anywhere in a year ---> we used to drive around 20,000 miles a year.
But we haven't gone anywhere because it's just no fucking fun. We will be out again the second this mask bullshit etc ends.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (uEbPt)
Not technically a car, but there is nothing on the road gayer than a Vespa.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (trdmm)
Loved the sunset pic you sent me!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at
You're so very welcome!
It was gorgeous last night.
Too bad 90% of people on the beach were wearing face diapers. Seattle will wear them for at LEAST another year, despite science, or edicts, or what the rest of the country does....... Seattle is literally IN LOVE with their victimhood.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2021 05:44 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 05:44 PM (FMoYW)
Hey I forgot, how did that work out for weinstein?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Al Bundy at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (Z7toj)
Gary Schwartz' 1991 Rutgers Law Review paper found that there were 27 Pinto rear end explosion deaths.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (UW2ZS)
One of a hundred cars that had the bottom of the trunk the top of the fuel tank.
They went after the 60's Mustangs in the 90's because of that.
It's funny what they pick and choose to go after.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (tjZg/)
"Some"????
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Meth-induced Semenvomit of Andrew Gillum at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (filFn)
https://tinyurl.com/58rkyh9e
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (29q5W)
Democrats ALWAYS do that "wife" shit. It started with that asshole Jimmy Carter, who appointed Rosalyn essentially as roving ambassador. Advise and consent from the Senate? Pffft.
Then Clinton did it with Hillarhoid ("you get two for the price of one"). Nobody elected her, she nominated and confirmed by the Senate, she just started acting like she had power. At the time I said, "If Bill were sheriff, could Hillarhoid write traffic tickets?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (YqDXo)
********
Yeah, no. He doesnt strike me as a conservative who would stand up and rise to the occasion.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:45 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 05:44 PM (FMoYW)
Show me yer tits?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (sCTt7)
That's the only reason for the lifting of the masks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (W2Pud)
I know you won't believe this, but...Allahpundit is attacking Abbott on Twitter for his announcement.
I know, I know.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (Jn4GT)
Does he drive a Miata?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Biden may accidentally end up doing something good for the country!
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (pz3Vz)
But we haven't gone anywhere because it's just no fucking fun. We will be out again the second this mask bullshit etc ends.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (uEbPt)
I forced myself to travel and to go have fun, despite the covid bullshit, I eat at restaurants at least twice a week, and play tennis indoors at least four times a week. I see my kids and their families once or twice a month. I even meet someone, and we've been dating for a couple of months. Other than the stolen election, it's been a great year.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
And they were right - if you were talking world class grifters.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Rvt88)
I cringe when I hear bullshit phrases like "thought leader", fake words like "influencer", and my absolute favorite: the screaming need to turn every last business and profession into some sort of "provider" because, well, English is just too fucking hard.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Difference Maker
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Vbd7C)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (X7kN9)
The key is to bribe the right people, or look like you have nothing worth grifting.
Anyway that sh*t *is* coming soon to a "republic" near you amigo.
You can't escape evil when your "designated heroes" insist on importing it.
Posted by: sven at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Vxu+H)
Wonder if Abbott dropped this bomb on him while he was here.
"Oh yeah, and I'm lifting all restrictions on Texans and letting our economy flourish again. Pound sand, 'heimer."
Posted by: Sponge
He can't remember last week.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (gtatv)
Awww. The petty tyrant will lose his cudgel and his weekly lickspittles. That's a shame.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (aXxgO)
I know, I know.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (Jn4GT)
There is little worse than reading someone when you already know what they're going to say. Not that I've read the dumb prick in 10 years, but ffs have a take already. It's only your stupid job, fuckhead.
I mean, I can be predictable myself, but I like to mix it up too. What is the point of speaking when your audience already agrees with every single thing you fucking say?
In that sense, the only speech the Left seems like like is no speech at all. Since speech that only parrots The Narrative could hardly be regarded as such.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (uEbPt)
Gary Schwartz' 1991 Rutgers Law Review paper found that there were 27 Pinto rear end explosion deaths.
Posted by: bonhomme
I'm so old I remember when the gas fill was behind the rear license plate on a BUNCH of cars of all sizes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (hgso/)
Does he drive a Miata?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (ifmtJ)
No. I've heard he actually rides some Italian cock job.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Miata Convertibles are prett gay.
As are those WRX Subarus.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (Vbd7C)
So they are like a loaded spring just waiting for the opportunity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2021 05:24 PM
Counterpoint: I've learned to cook. Sales tax is ~8% more on restaurant food versus groceries, plus 20% tip, plus the markup to pay others to cook the food, plus the incoming $15 min wage.
I wouldn't be investing in the restaurant sector right now.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (2lndx)
Also when the cameras panned the crowd, there were about three people there wearing masks. Take the hint: advocating for masks was going to be muy unpopular.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (YqDXo)
Awww. The petty tyrant will lose his cudgel and his weekly lickspittles. That's a shame.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (aXxgO)
-------
He's so scared he's turned white as a sheet!
Wait, no. That's normal for Vlad the Exhaler.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 05:48 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: ALH, Trump Won at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (oUcR5)
That slot is taken. Actually, was likely taken from him.
Well played, Gov. Desantis.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (VP4Cd)
remember in john carpenters the thing when kurt russell gave everybody the blood test to see who the good guys were and who the alien was
greg abbott just took the deep state test and passed
hes not a member of the deep state
Posted by: sound awake at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (NGHDE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (RdgEl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (W2Pud)
Gary Schwartz' 1991 Rutgers Law Review paper found that there were 27 Pinto rear end explosion deaths.
Posted by: bonhomme
We need to know the denominators in each case. The raw numbers are meaningless. 310 fatalities ... out of how many accidents? Or how many Pintos on the road?
That sort of thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (YqDXo)
Smart Car.
Prius.
VW Beetle.
Subaru Outback.
Nissan Micra.
Kia Soul.
Fiat 500.
Chevy Aveo.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (UW2ZS)
Correct answer.
Before the Prius existed, the gayest car was the Geo Metro.
Subarus aren't gay cars. They're lesbian cars.
Necrophile car: hearse
Pyromaniac car: flame-throwing tank.
Pedo car: white van.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (xgyDD)
Posted by: ALH, Trump Won
I assume you've spilled the beans about the little side kidney gig.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (TdMsT)
To be fair I also haven't been too well since January of 20, which ended up coinciding with the lockdowns. If God sees fit to ever set me right again, in hindsight the timing will have been a minor miracle.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (uEbPt)
That sort of thing.
Agreed, but I don't feel like it.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (UW2ZS)
Remind me, how many votes did Jill get again?
https://tinyurl.com/58rkyh9e
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (29q5W)
I asked this question in a Poly Sci class during the Clinton administration.
It was not received well.
Posted by: Sponge
we should all act like we're very interested in what the Second CuckOTUS has to say
Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (oA+QO)
Wait, no. That's normal for Vlad the Exhaler."
Yeah, if he got any Whiter, he'd be translucent.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:43 PM (uEbPt)
This.
We would like to buy a camper trailer & see America, but not if everything is closed. What fun would that be?
Posted by: ALH, Trump Won at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:49 PM (aXxgO)
That's what shep said.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (uEbPt)
That's the only reason for the lifting of the masks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2021 05:46 PM (W2Pud)
Be careful - you are channeling Harris County Judge Lina "Soros Girl" Hidalgo. She said the same a short time ago.
Posted by: Harris County Judge Lina at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (AMIL/)
No. The WRX are totes gay.
Amazing performance for what they are...but gay.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (Vbd7C)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (sCTt7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)
I know, I know.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2021 05:40 PM (Jn4GT)
Does he drive a Miata?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I don't think Abbott drives.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (hgso/)
********
Nix on that, any car that has a tendency to explode into a nuclear fireball is a macho enough car for me.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (FdK12)
Very good counterpoint.
Just gauging the people in my locale, they are just waiting to be set free to live normally again, once the decision is made to open up, the restaurant businesses and other attractions that have muscled through and survived are going to be mobbed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (hvPi3)
----
Those little two-door Mercedes Kompressor convertibles.
The Kate Spade Bag of cars.
Oh, and a Nissan Cube. The sensible-shoes of crossovers.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (OssQ4)
Bingo.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (W4eKo)
To be fair I also haven't been too well since January of 20, which ended up coinciding with the lockdowns. If God sees fit to ever set me right again, in hindsight the timing will have been a minor miracle.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (uEbPt)
{{{Ellipsis}}}
I'm sorry to read this. I've put you on my prayer list.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (TdMsT)
2h
I understand the urge to reopen, even when cases are high-ish. I don't understand lifting the mask mandate.
LOLGFY
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (uEbPt)
2021/03/correct-pronunciation-is-important.html
See if it gets by Pixie
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Miklos, deep in the Heart of Texas (virtually) at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (QzkSJ)
I wrote a blistering letter. They went Uh- bite me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
I think that was after lesbians decided Subarus were the tits. Subaru leaned into it.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (V40IZ)
I would not date someone who drove one of those square things.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:54 PM (TdMsT)
2h
I understand the urge to reopen, even when cases are high-ish. I don't understand lifting the mask mandate.
LOLGFY
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (Bmy3R)
You know what not understanding normal thinking makes you, right?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 02, 2021 05:41 PM (JUOKG)
My MIL as well. Got both vaccination shots and still won't go to Arizona to visit the grand kid. Because they're all "crazy" out in Arizona.
Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 05:54 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at March 02, 2021 05:54 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 05:52 PM (VP4Cd)
Give the kind hearted person you are, I guarantee it is the others and not you.
Posted by: BifBewalski - It's not you at March 02, 2021 05:54 PM (VcFUs)
Also, there are too many people on the planet.
The Left, in a nuttyshell.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (OssQ4)
I'm sorry to read this. I've put you on my prayer list.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you Ladyl. It is appreciated.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)
That is horrible, but in a juvenile male way, very funny.
Did she?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (ufFY8)
I wrote a blistering letter. They went Uh- bite me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
HD and Lowes never enforced the masks thang here in OH. They are packed with maskless folks. Menards seems to be mostly empty. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Miklos, hoping his name is Joe at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (QzkSJ)
What an effing idiot.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:55 PM (FdK12)
Me: Who's Harvey Fierstein?
*searches*
Oh ... wow. That guy's REALLY gay.
https://bit.ly/3dXr1lo
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)
That would have crossed the line even before the puritanical days of political correctness.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (TdMsT)
Everyone reading comments here at awesome AoS...everyone we know...every American...have all been subjected to a year or so of brutal, trauma-based mind control.
The programming can be overcome.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (pz3Vz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (3H9h1)
Let us now be grateful to our rulers for graciously allowing us to do what we should have been able to all this time. Here, little pleb, a gift!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (RdgEl)
Dude. The Kia Soul is a bitchin car. Its low cost, dependable as hell and gets good mileage. I have 136k miles on my 2013 and all I do is the scheduled maintenance. I got no complaints.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)
How about you move to her district and vote her out if that's what you want. I want A O-C to go sit on a flag pole but it's not going to happen.
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (Cxk7w)
Good afternoon, Sir.
Yikes! Can you say Admirals Mast? Uncover, ...
You can give officers gold stripes, but some (fortunately a small number) need a mouth filter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (u82oZ)
Everyone reading comments here at awesome AoS...everyone we know...every American...have all been subjected to a year or so of brutal, trauma-based mind control.
The programming can be overcome.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (pz3Vz)
Other than not being a dude.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (3H9h1)
Gayer than Ace and Garrett, two up on a Vespa.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:57 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)
That would have crossed the line even before the puritanical days of political correctness.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 05:56 PM (TdMsT)
Not before they had women in the navy though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 02, 2021 05:58 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: callsign claymore
*Psssst. She's a girl.*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 05:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 02, 2021 05:58 PM (GgYrf)
It takes major talent to manage to sound that SUUPARR!-ghey with what, on another man, would be a gravelly New York "tough guy" accent, but Harvey pulls it off.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (xgyDD)
2h
I understand the urge to reopen, even when cases are high-ish. I don't understand lifting the mask mandate.
LOLGFY
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 05:53 PM (Bmy3R)
If you ask him and all the other Mask Gestapo agents when the masks mandate can and should be ended, you'll get, "When the science says so!" That's not an answer, it's a dodge. These clowns will move the COVID goal posts until the end of time, if allowed to.
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 02, 2021 05:58 PM (Zm+LZ)
lol, harsh, but fair.
Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (FdK12)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (pz3Vz)
Posted by: 4
...towing Richard Simmons on pink roller skates.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 02, 2021 05:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Miklos, noting that there is no Ghey Poupon ketchup at March 02, 2021 06:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Colin at March 02, 2021 06:00 PM (RrEo1)
Cars can be both good AND gay. I'm glad you like your Kia. That's cool. Also, your car is very very gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 06:00 PM (UW2ZS)
Five Guys Burgers though was a maskless nirvana.
Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at March 02, 2021 05:42 PM (FdK12)
I think I see your mistake. Panera Bread and Food Co-Op are locations where our hipster progressive douchbags congregate (because where else are they going to go?) So what did you think of Sioux Falls?
(I'm guess, but I have a 50-50 chance of being right).
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 02, 2021 06:01 PM (GA8EQ)
Idiots couldn't see that people weren't dying in the streets.
I still don't know anyone who died of covid. Except for the 6% without co-morbidities, this stupid tool of the left isn't that deadly.
We're screwed.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 02, 2021 06:01 PM (FMoYW)
What an effing idiot.
Posted by: Seems legit
Rick Perry. I so wish we would secede and become our own country. Numbers out recently shows we would be the world's 9th largest economy.
And we could get rid of green windmills.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 06:01 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 06:02 PM (pz3Vz)
I had a 2002 Turbo S. They came with 180hp, mine was closer to 210. I had so much fun (and got so many tickets) in that thing. It was faster than a fart through wet swimtrunks.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 06:02 PM (V40IZ)
Yea, except the economy isn't going to come back on, not for a while. They'll still claim credit for the 'rebound' though, lying scum that they are.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2021 06:03 PM (HpFuK)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 02, 2021 06:03 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 02, 2021 06:03 PM (2DOZq)
'Ette Rosasharon lost her husband to COVID-19 Wuhan. Vey sad. She seems way too young to have a teen daughter. And now a widow. **Le Sigh**
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2021 06:04 PM (u82oZ)
I cringe when I hear bullshit phrases like "thought leader", fake words like "influencer", and my absolute favorite: the screaming need to turn every last business and profession into some sort of "provider" because, well, English is just too fucking hard.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Difference Maker
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)
"Stakeholders"
Posted by: Heh at March 02, 2021 06:04 PM (dtEwq)
Posted by: Colonel Travis at March 02, 2021 05:10 PM (5vzO2)
I'm sure most business owners are well aware of that. It would not surprise me to see many jumping the gun, and going to zero enforcement on masks right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2021 06:04 PM (mzC78)
Cars can be both good AND gay. I'm glad you like your Kia. That's cool. Also, your car is very very gay.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 06:00 PM (UW2ZS)
We call this 'a Grenell'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 06:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Martina Navratilova at March 02, 2021 06:05 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
sounds like he was doing his due diligence. vagina dentata anyone?
Posted by: x4 at March 02, 2021 06:05 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 02, 2021 05:51 PM (aXxgO)
--------
Dude wears talc to make him look more lifelike.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 06:06 PM (V40IZ)
Smart Car.
Prius.
VW Beetle.
Subaru Outback.
Nissan Micra.
Kia Soul.
Fiat 500.
Chevy Aveo.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:50 PM (UW2ZS)
This list is BS. Subaru doesn't make cars. They are the new United Way; a massive charitable organization.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 06:07 PM (49Dnm)
I cringe when I hear bullshit phrases like "thought leader", fake words like "influencer", and my absolute favorite: the screaming need to turn every last business and profession into some sort of "provider" because, well, English is just too fucking hard.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Difference Maker
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)
"Stakeholders"
Posted by: Heh at March 02, 2021 06:04 PM (dtEwq)
"Warfighter"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 06:08 PM (49Dnm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Lost a very close family friend. He was 48. Went all thru school with my sister. Three weeks before Christmas. Turns out he was a severe asthmatic.
He came down with covid and the wound up putting him on a ventilator. After about six weeks his heart finally gave out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 06:08 PM (hgso/)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Spread The Love
Posted by: SOA at March 02, 2021 06:09 PM (vD+8F)
Why would I challenge you to a duel, dear? For a long time I was misgendered on this board (and it was fine) because I referred to FenelonSpouse without identifying that the spouse was male or that I was a woman minister.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 06:24 PM (VP4Cd)
He's already complaining. Sadly, probably 80% of Dallas County residents agree with him.
https://tinyurl.com/3jme2x3w
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 02, 2021 06:26 PM (2rvT/)
I thought I was driving a masculine Ford F-150 until I saw my wife's hairdresser pull up in his tripped out Raptor wearing a denim vest, cowboy boots and spiked leather wrist guards. How could he afford that? Oh yeah, guy didn't have kids that's how.
Also yay for Texas.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 02, 2021 06:27 PM (0V/8D)
What an effing idiot.
Your thinking of Trump's Energy Secretary Rick Perry.
Perry is also the architect of the Great Eastward Migration from California's most Communist enclaves to Texas.
Perry also was the one who pushed for the Trump Energy Reliability Act that was immediately crushed by TERC because unaccountable bureaucrats would rather see people die than a measurable amount of 2.5 particulates.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2021 06:33 PM (C+evo)
A man cannot drive a mini coop without looking gay.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 05:47 PM (Vxu+H)
Ahem.
Posted by: Jason Statham at March 02, 2021 06:38 PM (hKTv8)
Posted by: BurkeanMama at March 02, 2021 06:44 PM (CYk5a)
Good to meet you.
Folks have been flogged by the Covid-19 psyop. It'll take some time for them to see that the flogging has stopped.
And that living life can resume.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 06:49 PM (pz3Vz)
Nice to meet you. You'd think they could at least send a text. Texts don't transmit Covid, but depression and fear affects people in terrible ways.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 06:55 PM (VP4Cd)
People are not hitting on all cylinders.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 07:03 PM (pz3Vz)
Live fast, die young, leave your corpse in several
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 05:17 PM (UW2ZS
FIFY
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