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Northeaster Virginia School District Now Bans Dr. Seuss for Having... "Racial Overtones"

These lunatics will wind up burning people before the non-lunatics start fighting back.

[F]ollowing pressure from activists, Loudon County Public Schools is reportedly dropping the annual Dr. Seuss celebration.

"Realizing that many schools continue to celebrate 'Read Across America Day' in partial recognition of Dr. Seuss’ birthday, it is important for us to be cognizant of research that may challenge our practice in this regard," Loudoun County Schools said in an announcement reported by the Daily Wire.

"As we become more culturally responsive and racially conscious, all building leaders should know that in recent years there has been research revealing radical undertones in the books written and the illustrations drawn by Dr. Seuss," the school district continued.

Learning for Justice, a liberal education advocacy group, was reportedly behind the pressure campaign against the celebrated children's author. The organization pegs itself as a group that seeks "to uphold the mission" of the left-wing Southern Poverty Law Center, according to their website.

Learning for Justice cited a study by St. Catherine University that claimed Dr. Seuss's books are covered with "orientalism, anti-Blackness and White supremacy" in a magazine article they released.

The group also claimed that the characters who were not White in the books were "subservient" to White characters.

Dying-brain stuttering puppet Joe Biden immediately removed Dr. Seuss from the books recommended for Read Across America day. So moderate! So centrist!

President Biden removed mentions of Dr. Seuss from Read Across America Day amid accusations of "racial undertones" in the classic, whimsical tales for children.

Read Across America Day, started by the National Educational Association in 1998 as a way to promote children’s reading, is even celebrated on the author's March 2 birthday.

In his presidential proclamation, Biden noted that "for many Americans, the path to literacy begins with story time in their school classroom," USA Today reported.

But unlike his two predecessors, former Presidents Donald Trump and Barack Obama, Biden did not mention Dr. Seuss.

Say, someone remind me: Didn't NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. vouch for Biden as a moderate, centrist Democrat who would uphold Conservative Values?

The Babylon Bee published a primer for decoding the racist secret messages in Dr. Seuss.

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1 Oh the places the left will go!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (Rvt88)

2 Done bought all the Dr. Seuss I could this morning from Thriftbooks.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (T4sri)

3 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Trump at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (5f0Sh)

4 But drag queen story hour is still cool, right?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

5 A lot of people, myself included, learned to enjoy reading with these books.

Here's to another illiterate generation!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (/rsCS)

6 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

7


Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (r4bSV)

8 The heirs of Seuss have cancelled themselves stopping the sales of 6 books

fuck them all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (85Gof)

9 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (Rvt88)

10 I guess we'd better hide my husband's childhood collection of Little Black Sambo books.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (ptqGC)

11 8 The heirs of Seuss have cancelled themselves stopping the sales of 6 books

fuck them all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (85Gof)

They already have money presumably so why get the bad rap in their social circles?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

12 I taught my younger brother to read using Dr. Seuss books. We're both so insensitive we missed the racial undertones.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (DzhEB)

13
Those wackos see hitler everywhere

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (r4bSV)

14 This is becoming cartoonish... What a time to be alive

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (Zmnko)

15 Electrical tape can be made into Hitler mustaches and must be banned!

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (s3j76)

16 Seuss was always too deep for me.

Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (AwYPR)

17 Say, someone remind me: Didn't NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. vouch for Biden as a moderate, centrist Democrat who would uphold Conservative Values?

========

He may be (he's not), but it was always going to be who he put into his administration.

Personnel is policy, and the people running Biden's administration are fucking crazy culture warriors who hate everything about America, including, it seems, old school communists because of their lack of wokeness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

18 These people won't be happy until we are back to the cave man era. No books, no a/c, hunting for food with rocks, eating it raw. And even then, because they are so miserable, they won't be happy.

They would be happy, I guess, if the earth was bombed into oblivion.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (/rsCS)

19 Seuss' days were numbered ever since Horton outed The WHO.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (PtfWv)

20 What exactly are the racist undertones of Dr Seuss? I haven't read a lot of Dr Seuss.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (lgiXo)

21 18 These people won't be happy until we are back to the cave man era. No books, no a/c, hunting for food with rocks, eating it raw. And even then, because they are so miserable, they won't be happy.

They would be happy, I guess, if the earth was bombed into oblivion.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:17 PM (/rsCS)

===========

Pol Pot had some ideas on the subject.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

23 I look forward to "Horton Wears a Dress"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (4a9Vv)

24 They banned Mcelligot's Pond over the word "eskimo" and probably because the eskimo stood in front of an igloo instead of a 10 bedroom house in Fairbanks.

Sick bastards.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (ONvIw)

25 This is my hometown. It isn't the least bit surprising and has been written on the walls here in Wokesville, USA for some time. A couple of years ago they started putting sexually explicit and deviant material in school libraries and classrooms (including elementary schools). I'm including things like rape and incest. There was a big hubbub about it, but of course, the citizens of Wokesville got their way. They don't call it LoCo for nothing.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (3J5Re)

26 Uh oh. I just noticed if I squint my eyes, the HQ Ace of Spades looks like Hitler.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

27 They would be happy, I guess, if the earth was bombed into oblivion.

There are days I share this sentiment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

28 Lets just cut to the chase and destroy every book not written by someone who is African American. We all know it's coming; might as well get it over with now. It's what Our Betters Want.

Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 12:19 PM (tjZg/)

29 Hey sweet thing, you ever Hop on Pop?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo Da Gov at March 02, 2021 12:19 PM (4I/2K)

30 Not just banned --- will no longer be printed!!

6 books are being memoryholed.

Posted by: Pyrrhic Victory at March 02, 2021 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

31 did we all see about the amazon icon that looks like Hitler? I saw it earlier today on twitchy.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (4a9Vv)

32 my personal "path to literacy" involved my parents teaching me to read long before I ever saw the skoolz.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (AKJpt)

33 Ok, I give up... WHAT racial overtones!

Back in the day, it was fairly well known that Theodore Geisel was a vocal anti- fascist... the real kind.

He was known to be courageous where others were timid. He fought AGAINST the hate of his time... so here we are today. That says everything about his critics, and nothing about him.

These people are evil.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (oQ94s)

34 Didn't Ted Cruz read Seuss on the Senate floor?

RAYCISSS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

35 it is important for us to be cognizant of research that may challenge our practice in this regard," Loudoun County Schools said

And it is important for us, the parents and grandparents of students in schools like yours to be cognizant of when administration personnel challenge our practice of living a lives of common sense and intelligence.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (axyOa)

36 10 I guess we'd better hide my husband's childhood collection of Little Black Sambo books.

Did you ever go to Sambos Restaurant? I remember that they had Little black Sambo pictures on the wall and you could get Sambo cakes and tiger butter.. Of course Sambo was supposed to be Indian

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zmnko)

37

Are not book banners and burners the bad people?

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (r4bSV)

38 The heirs of Seuss have cancelled themselves stopping the sales of 6 books

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Some of children disappoint me too. Well, one at least. She'll learn a hard lesson when I'm gone.

Who am I kidding! She refuses to learn from experience.

Not with a fox, not in a box.
Not here nor there.
She will not learn anywhere!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Rvt88)

39 So racist to depict green and purple people that way. And lets not even get into what they do to yellow elephants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (r+sAi)

40 I'd like to thank all the NT cucks for their part in bringing state censorship into vogue because God knows that's a true con value.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (y7DUB)

41 Jim Carrey played The Grinch in a movie.

RAAYCISSSS!!!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

42 For once it's not us, but our crazy neighbors to the west.

*waves at Jinx*

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (/669Q)

43 Good. I mean it. Good.

You know how kids start reading? Doctor Fucking Suess.

Way to encourage these illiterate communities to learn to enjoy reading, dumbasses.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (Kt1w/)

44 CPAC slipped that Nazi stage right past them, though. Heh-heh.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (sWM8x)

45 41 Jim Carrey played The Grinch in a movie.

RAAYCISSSS!!!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

Why didn't they hire a personal of green pallor to play the role?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

46 28 Lets just cut to the chase and destroy every book not written by someone who is African American. We all know it's coming; might as well get it over with now. It's what Our Betters Want.
Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 12:19 PM (tjZg/)

No kidding. And with so many books on electronic media, it will be easy for them to just get rid of any book by a white author. That's why, if you love books (and I do), you will need to get hard copies of all the ones you love. Because the libs are going to do everything in their power to make sure you cannot read them.

Either because you can't read, or because you can't get the book.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (/rsCS)

47 Just to note: "Anti-Racist Baby" is still A-OK on the racist overtones:

https://tinyurl.com/r7e722wz


That is a freakin' board book -- so it's aimed at toddlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

48 I better see about getting the 6 banned books..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (Zmnko)

49 Interesting thing about the Suess books, they are often mini morality plays, teaching Western Civ type lessons.

But how can you teach about not stereotyping, unless you point out the stereotype, to show it being a bad thing.

Note, apparently Eddie Murphy had to be forced to put even ONE white person in 'Coming to America 2'... and they were laughing about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (oHd/0)

50 Are not book banners and burners the bad people?

Nope. They are protecting us from Bad Think. So they are heroes. Just like Governor Cuomo.

Posted by: Kytten at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (tjZg/)

51 You wanna know why they hate Dr. Seuss? Because he was white. He's a symbol of the old White America that must be destroyed and erased, erased and replaced with the new, improved Diversity America.

It really is as simple as that. Everything "white" must go.

Posted by: RealityStation at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (u7KPr)

52 ["Realizing that many schools continue to celebrate 'Read Across America Day'

Reading is racist! Just like math!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (YqDXo)

53 There is no negotiating with these pagan religious fanatics.

Posted by: WiNO at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (WVeiZ)

54 OT but worth pondering...

Found this note on the NWS forecast page: "New climate normals are coming-(1991-2020)".

NEW NORMALS? Anyone care to translate this?

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (XxJt1)

55 I am Spartacus Sam I Am!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (m45I2)

56 Basketball is racist too - invented by a white (/spit) man!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (YqDXo)

57 https://youtu.be/nW3V8l_XhPc

Police officer set on fire during protests in Mexico. Past setting people on fire before people wake up

Posted by: In the bush at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (upIfE)

58 It's a race to the bottom, and won't end until they make us all equal in misery, destruction, death, and hell ... but mostly hell.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (s3j76)

59 Until we start canceling their ass, this will never end.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (gf79Z)

60 Does the SPLC need help with "upholding its mission?" The SPLC has essentially become an agency in charge of government policy anyway...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (Jsjd7)

61 53 There is no negotiating with these pagan religious fanatics.
Posted by: WiNO at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (WVeiZ)

==========

"There is joining them, doing everything they demand with gusto, and hoping that they eat us last, though."
-Corporate America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

62 41 Jim Carrey played The Grinch in a movie.

RAAYCISSSS!!!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Even worse, he played that transphobic Ace Ventura, who had to "cleanse" himself after realizing that the stunning and brave Lois Einhorn was really Ray Finkle and that he enjoyed kissing "her".

Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (dz8eD)

63 My. Name. Is. Kunta. Kinte.

Posted by: Toby the Star Bellied Sneetch at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (SNi8U)

64 A sane person might reason that as Giesel wrote for children, his images had to be a little explicit and obvious, and yes, somewhat stereotypical.

However, there is nothing wrong with "slanted eyes"--however almost *nobody* has globe eyes either.

Eyes are exaggerated in a certain cartoon style simply because it makes them cartoony.

So, why would cartoony "Asian eyes" be racist?

Why would racial facial features be "racist" anyway?

I feel like I'm back trying to understand why the perception that you were born in Kenya is "racist".

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (FYe3W)

65 I could not, would not be a bigot
I could not, would not on a frigate
I could not, would not, I don't dig it
I could not, would not, could not be a bigot.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (Bmy3R)

66 Does Joe Biden even know who Dr Seuss is? I doubt he spent much time reading to his children.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (lgiXo)

67 Next they'll ban literacy due to its racial overtones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (H5knJ)

68 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd. I almost stroked out. I am now trying to figure out how I am going to gut and filet this homo teacher without effecting my daughters grade.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (flINI)

69 Posted by: Mad Max in VA at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (3J5Re)
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You mad, bro?

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (FYe3W)

70 It really is as simple as that. Everything "white" must go.
Posted by: RealityStation at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (u7KPr)


Baseball, football, and basketball were all invented by white men. Time for all three to be cancelled!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (YqDXo)

71 Little Cindy Lou Who, is clearly a White Supremacist!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (oHd/0)

72 There is never any rational discussion. There is no context. Just a mob within social media. This mob, apparently, has enormous power within the large corporate/leftist political circle (they are essentially one in the same at this point).

Very sad. Social media is destroying everything in its path.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (6/LtX)

73 You wanna know why they hate Dr. Seuss? Because he was white. He's a symbol of the old White America that must be destroyed and erased, erased and replaced with the new, improved Diversity America.

It really is as simple as that. Everything "white" must go.
Posted by: RealityStation at March 02, 2021 12:21 PM (u7KPr)

He was Jewish. That might be part of it too.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (oQ94s)

74 Just like Fake Global Warming is used to control the population from every imaginable angle, from how you wash your clothes, to what you throw away, to what lights you use and what you drive...

So Fake Racial Justice is used to control and eliminate every aspect of thought, speech, creativity, culture and history.

Throw in a DEADLY virus and that takes care of worship, sexual activity, social gathering, hugging your family, and all other possible fun - and I do believe that's everything.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (uEbPt)

75 Pam I Am!

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (s3j76)

76 I saw Personal of Green Pallor open for Green Day at Lalapalooza at The Starplex in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Help us FIGHT for common sense Dr. Suess reform. 3x match for one hour!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (b+v9B)

78 It's just bizarre that one retarded school district does this, and the drooling Thief in Chief's handlers decide they need to hop on board the nutcase bandwagon too.

"Someone made a stupid claim! Let's pretend it's real!!"

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (uDUc8)

79 Why would racial facial features be "racist" anyway?


***

Isn't it funny how the left is the only group that can hear these dog whistles?

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Kt1w/)

80 68 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd. I almost stroked out. I am now trying to figure out how I am going to gut and filet this homo teacher without effecting my daughters grade.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (flINI)

He put fentanyl in his prison pocket.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

81 I CAN see how Hop on Pop can be really confusing in some communities, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (SNi8U)

82 I blame all this on Dr. Spock.

They must have put something in the infant formula.

Posted by: Miklos, still in favor of breast feeding at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (QzkSJ)

83 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (TdMsT)

84 The Cat in the Hat was the 7th SS Division's favorite book.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (H5knJ)

85 Hop on Wop!

Oh, wait. They don't complain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)

86 I bet we will probably still be able to read Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber, though.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (/rsCS)

87 63 My. Name. Is. Kunta. Kinte.
Posted by: Toby the Star Bellied Sneetch at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (SNi8U)


That's sexist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (YqDXo)

88 If you do not see the obvious and act on it, you are the problem.

Posted by: Satans Retards at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (rxR5g)

89 Is Biden even aware he cancelled Dr. Seuss?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

90 Dr. Suess was a lefty and they're still cancelling him.

Yet they're living out Yertle's dream.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Ndje9)

91
Biden plays the phonograph for his kids not read silly

Posted by: Yo! at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (r4bSV)

92 You just need to start your own school district.
Fuckin' rubes.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

93 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd.

***

He addressed how everyone was cleared of wrongdoing and discussed both sides of the topic, right?

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (Kt1w/)

94 Orientalism and oxy clean ism.

Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

95 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd. I almost stroked out. I am now trying to figure out how I am going to gut and filet this homo teacher without effecting my daughters grade.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (flINI
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They got from the beginning of the world to last summer already? Boy, they moved fast.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (/669Q)

96 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd.

He was murdered by his fentanyl dealer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (YqDXo)

97 I think I need to go to Barnes & Noble and buycott some Dr Seuss.

Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (e9Hte)

98 Social media is destroying everything in its path.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (6/LtX)

Social media isn't doing anything. It's all the "community organizers" and the media. Without them, social media would be a place to share pictures of your cat, argue about TV, and tell people what you ate and how many times you went to the bathroom.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (uEbPt)

99 81 I CAN see how Hop on Pop can be really confusing in some communities, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (SNi8U)

Hey! We resemble that remark!

~ Creeps at the Lincoln Project

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (XeEyo)

100 Horton and the Whos were just a nod to the Horton Ho! Everyone knows that! Literally Hitler!!!!

- Some Faculty Idiot Somewhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (zExdh)

101 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Hey man, don't get too worked up. If all the old books burned, people will have to buy new ones. That's good news for small and local bookstores ... well, publishers ... well, actually probably just Amazon ... but what's good for Amazon is good for America! Please consider calling your local congressman to support the Chamber's new legislative proposal: The BABFOK Bill (Burn All Books For Our Kids), it's what Ronald Reagan would have wanted, our something.

Posted by: Chamber of Commerce Lobbyist Guy at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (dYe5S)

103 Careful what you wish for, leftists. Just imagine the cartoonish depictions of black people that you're demanding.

I bet many of them would look historically familiar to your party.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Kt1w/)

104 Little Cindy Lou Who, is clearly a White Supremacist!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Little Cindy Lou Who grew up and joined a metal band:
https://tinyurl.com/3fsmy6t3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Jsjd7)

105 98. Social media is the greatest tool "community organizers" ever got. It is instant, and give the impression of a huge consensus, where none exists. It is one in the same.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (6/LtX)

106 96 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd.

I wonder if he mentioned the autopsy that says he did not die from the knee on the side of the neck? I didn't think so

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Zmnko)

107 Hop on Wop!

Oh, wait. They don't complain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)
---------

It is not nice to hop on wop. There, I'm complaining.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (/669Q)

108 97 I think I need to go to Barnes & Noble and buycott some Dr Seuss.
Posted by: fluffy at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (e9Hte)

=========

But it used on eBay or AbeBooks or somewhere so that the Seuss estate doesn't get any of the money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

109 Let me put it this way - if you could get rid of one thing, "social media" or "the media", which one would you choose?

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (uEbPt)

110 Early on-topic.

Molyneux: Cancel culture is dress rehearsal for mass murder.

https://tinyurl.com/478tsryk

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (KnJdm)

111 I'm waiting for them to ban "Das Kapital."

Now banning THAT one I wouldn't have a problem with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (YqDXo)

112 33 Ok, I give up... WHAT racial overtones!
sneetches, man, sneetches. clear racism in an allegory about racism is strictly verboten.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda has a star upon thars at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (v3pYe)

113
He was murdered by his fentanyl dealer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (YqDXo)


He committed suicide by ingesting the deadly concoction.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

114 George Floyd got back in school before our students did.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Kt1w/)

115 He addressed how everyone was cleared of wrongdoing and discussed both sides of the topic, right?
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (Kt1w/)

I think the officer who was kneeling on him just had his trial start.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (XeEyo)

116 62 Even worse, he played that transphobic Ace Ventura, who had to "cleanse" himself after realizing that the stunning and brave Lois Einhorn was really Ray Finkle and that he enjoyed kissing "her".
Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (dz8eD)

I still laugh when I think of his interactions with the plunger after that!!!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (/rsCS)

117 Things they didn't cancel Seuss for:

Adulterous relationship driving his first wife to kill herself

Thinks they canceled Seuss for:

White characters

These people have zero moral imperative over anyone and it's time to stop acting otherwise.

Posted by: fringe at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Zvknm)

118 I CAN see how Hop on Pop can be really confusing in some communities, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (SNi8U)
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Well the kids can't resist my hairy legs.

Posted by: Pop Biden at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (FYe3W)

119 I will not eat them on my bike.
I will not eat them in the Reich.
Jawohl, I will not east green eggs and ham!

Posted by: Herr Dokter Suess at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (H5knJ)

120 #Suessdidnothingwrong

Posted by: Shut Up, They Explained at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (bDZcP)

121 They got from the beginning of the world to last summer already? Boy, they moved fast.
Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (/669Q)

I guess, since the first several centuries mostly just a lot of smiting, they can fast-forward through all the smiting.

The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

So. Much. Smiting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R)

122
Which are the 6 Horrible Racist Dr Seuss Books of Doom?

Are there any famous ones among them?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (dWwl8)

123 Springfield SAINT Victor B5, Semi-automatic, 5.56 NATO/.223 Rem., 16" Barrel; $883 for members, $930 otherwise; https://bit.ly/3bYa1bU

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (i0wNm)

124 109 Let me put it this way - if you could get rid of one thing, "social media" or "the media", which one would you choose?
can we put them in a steel cage and let them fight it out?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (sGtp+)

125 95 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd. I almost stroked out. I am now trying to figure out how I am going to gut and filet this homo teacher without effecting my daughters grade.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM

Shoot, shovel and shut up. I've got an extra bag of lime if you need it.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

126 Even worse, he played that transphobic Ace Ventura, who had to "cleanse" himself after realizing that the stunning and brave Lois Einhorn was really Ray Finkle and that he enjoyed kissing "her".
Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2021 12:22 PM (dz8eD)
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When it wouldn't even be gay to kiss a guy (standard circa last night).

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (FYe3W)

127 Horton Hears a WooHoo Flu - synopsis

An elephant discovers a race of tiny creatures living on the head of a dandelion seed that are so small that even double masking does not prevent them from getting into his nostrils.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (m45I2)

128 The heirs of Seuss have cancelled themselves stopping the sales of 6 books

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2021 12:16 PM (85Gof)


Which ones?

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (uDUc8)

129 Molyneux: Cancel culture is dress rehearsal for mass murder.

***

It absolutely is. It's already an attempt to destroy people and make it so that they can't buy food at the very least, and ideally drive them to suicide at the very most successful end.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (Kt1w/)

130 "Burn All Books For Our Kids"

Surely there's a jingle in there somewhere.

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (XxJt1)

131 =========

But it used on eBay or AbeBooks or somewhere so that the Seuss estate doesn't get any of the money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (LvTSG)


Your fingers aren't working as fast as your brain is today, are they......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

132 It's "pressure groups" that need to be banned. As in, have their faces kicked in until they beat their own mothers for giving birth to them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (O+I8R)

133 On Beyond Zebra Murders

Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (63Dwl)

134 We homeschool our four kids. Not in response to this kind of idiocy, but because 15 years ago we could already see it coming, and we actually value our kids' education rather than idiotic left-wing brainwashing.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (3J5Re)

135 "Social media isn't doing anything. It's all the "community organizers" and the media."


No but it is the tool the traitors use.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

136 Which 6 books are being removed?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (Vxu+H)

137 119 I will not eat them on my bike.

I will not eat them in the Reich.

Jawohl, I will not east green eggs and ham!

not certain whether typo or lebensraum.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

138 These lunatics will wind up burning people before the non-lunatics start fighting back.

------

This behavior is always a precursor to truly Satanic actions. And they are in full command of every global power structure, this time around. It's critically important to overthrow them before they commit a world-historical crime that dwarfs all prior ones.

Realistically, it probably can't be stopped now, and future historians will be blathering about how none of their precious intellectual forebears saw it coming, but THEY will, next time around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sCTt7)

139 Springfield SAINT Victor B5, Semi-automatic, 5.56 NATO/.223 Rem., 16" Barrel; $883 for members, $930 otherwise; https://bit.ly/3bYa1bU

***

DAMMIT I ALREADY SPENT MY GUN MONEY THIS MONTH

(cashes out $1000 investment)

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (Kt1w/)

140 We joke about it here every day, but America is truly dead, and it's never going to be resurrected. Ever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (qoNQ/)

141 You wanna know why they hate Dr. Seuss? Because he was white. He's a symbol of the old White America that must be destroyed and erased, erased and replaced with the new, improved Diversity America.

I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this whole stupid started with a college student who needed a thesis for their paper and saw a Dr Suess book on the shelf. Almost every stupid insane crap you see comes from that.

My mom and dad and all four us boys got an IQ test when I was a little kid. The guy doing the test was doing his doctoral thesis in psychology and had a pet theory: smart kids come from one dumb parent and one smart parent. How he worked this out is anybody's guess.

So he tested us all and found out... both parents were really smart (according to the IQ test, which is another debate) and his theory was hogwash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

142 I do not like green eggs and transphobes, Sam I Am.
I do not like them in a hut. I do not like them up my butt.
I do not like them. I do not like them Sam I Am.

Posted by: Woke Dr. Seuss at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sWM8x)

143 The group also claimed that the characters who were not White in the books were "subservient" to White characters.


See Sambo shuck. Shuck Sambo, shuck.
See Sambo jive. Jive Sambo, jive.

I missed that book growing up. Where was it?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (hgso/)

144 Please, please, please don't let the mob see Bananas the gorilla, Rudolf van Flugel, Goldbug . . or any of them!!

https://www.richardscarry.com/characters-1

Posted by: Richard Scary at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

145 The six books they are no longer publishing are books I don't even remember... now I want to buy them.
1. And to think I saw that on Mulberry Street
2. If I Ran the Zoo
3. McElligot's Pool
4. On Beyond Zebra!
5. Scrambled Eggs Super!
6. The Cat's Quizzer

Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

146 not certain whether typo or lebensraum.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sGtp+)

When in doubt - Lebensraum

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (XeEyo)

147 Social media isn't doing anything. It's all the "community organizers" and the media. Without them, social media would be a place to share pictures of your cat, argue about TV, and tell people what you ate and how many times you went to the bathroom.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:25 PM (uEbPt)


So there's absolutely nothing worthwhile in socialist media.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

148 141
So he tested us all and found out... both parents were really smart (according to the IQ test, which is another debate) and his theory was hogwash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

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Probably still published the paper, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

149 None of the new books will have any gender/sexual/racial/political/religious/patriotic "OverTones" ... right? Right?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

150 Well, it's very understandable about Dr. Suess. Geisel went to Dartmouth and Dartmouth was founded as a way to demean Indians, by forcing imperialist and colonialist western education on them. So, obviously, cancel him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (29q5W)

151 Realistically, it probably can't be stopped now, and future historians will be blathering about how none of their precious intellectual forebears saw it coming, but THEY will, next time around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (sCTt7)

*****

If the left has their way there will be no future historians

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (flINI)

152 OLD BUSTED: LEFTISTS BURNING PUBLISHED BOOKS THEY DON'T LIKE

NEW HOTNESS: LEFTISTS STOPPING THE PUBLISHING OF BOOKS THEY DON'T LIKE

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

153 152 OLD BUSTED: LEFTISTS BURNING PUBLISHED BOOKS THEY DON'T LIKE

NEW HOTNESS: LEFTISTS STOPPING THE PUBLISHING OF BOOKS THEY DON'T LIKE
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

=========

Also burning them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

154 "Dying-brain stuttering puppet Joe Biden"

You misspelled cognitively challenged dementia patient.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (VpIIl)

155 'Racial overtones' is just a gloss on 'systemic racism' - all of it made up to satisfy the destructive urges of super-annuated adolescents.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (Zy9Yy)

Posted by: George V at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (U2Tva)

157 >> These lunatics will wind up burning people before the non-lunatics start fighting back.


And puppies.
"Equalibrium"

Posted by: Richard Scary at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

158 These leftist groups are just trying to one up each other now.

"They did what? We can top that!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (kTF2Z)

159 Dr. Seuss: The Lost Verses

I would not could not find something bigger
Not until I catch me a

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (uEbPt)

160
Which ones?
Posted by: spindrift


Dr. Seuss Enterprises said it decided last year to stop publishing and licensing the titles -- which include "If I Ran the Zoo," "And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street," "McElligot's Pool," "On Beyond Zebra!," "Scrambled Eggs Super!" and "The Cat's Quizzer" -- after consulting with a panel of educators and other experts.

Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

161 interesting that someone admits the SPLC is left-wing. but that will be overlooked as well.

and fuck louden county

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (8D42x)

162 I think this ends with anal swab tests for everyone.

Posted by: George V at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (U2Tva)

163 Here's the list of cancelled Seuss books

And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street
If I Ran the Zoo
McElligot's Pool
On Beyond Zebra!
Scrambled Eggs Super!
The Cat's Quizzer.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (i0wNm)

164 The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

So. Much. Smiting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM


And the Calgonites took away the people of Israel, but only for about half an hour or so. Then the waters got cold.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (zExdh)

165 Probably still published the paper, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

More funding is needed to continue this research in order to further quantify the variables involved.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (XeEyo)

166 Probably still published the paper, though.

Probably, there are only just so many possible topics and they run out more every year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

167 The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

So. Much. Smiting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R
---------

The Calgonites smote the Terabytes.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (/669Q)

168 My mom and dad and all four us boys got an IQ test when I was a little kid. The guy doing the test was doing his doctoral thesis in psychology and had a pet theory: smart kids come from one dumb parent and one smart parent. How he worked this out is anybody's guess.

So he tested us all and found out... both parents were really smart (according to the IQ test, which is another debate) and his theory was hogwash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (KZzsI)


He probably published it anyway, psychology being what it is: an intellectual sandbox. As are all other social "sciences."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (YqDXo)

169 These leftist groups are just trying to one up each other now.

A contest of who can do the most insane thing

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (Zmnko)

170 This is so fucked up.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (ufFY8)

171 Probably still published the paper, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)


Sorry, just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

172 1. And to think I saw that on Mulberry Street

We had that one. I don't remember the others on that list.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (Bmy3R)

173 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:26 PM (Zmnko)
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This is so Dem.

"History" What to think about current events.
---
I wonder if he mentioned the autopsy that says he did not die from the knee on the side of the neck? I didn't think so
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That's actually a little complicated from what I read. The coroner refused to watch the tape before he did the autopsy. From the autopsy itself, he concluded that it was not compression.

And then he watched the tape, and pronounced it murder. I can't tell you whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. But I think it's not a good thing for jurisprudence going forward.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (FYe3W)

174 -- after consulting with a panel of educators and other experts.

Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

There are no experts. You can't be an expert on children's book gibberish. That's not a thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (1ISKN)

175 I will not eat them on my bike.

I will not eat them in the Reich.

Jawohl, I will not east green eggs and ham!

Posted by: Herr Dokter Suess at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (H5knJ)

I will put them on the train.
I will see them writhe in pain.
I will hate them Xam I am.

Posted by: Leftists at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (KnJdm)

176 Dr. Seuss Enterprises said it decided last year to stop publishing and licensing the titles -- which include "If I Ran the Zoo," "And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street," "McElligot's Pool," "On Beyond Zebra!," "Scrambled Eggs Super!" and "The Cat's Quizzer" -- after consulting with a panel of educators and other experts.
Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (63Dwl)

To think that I saw it on Mulberry street is probably my favorite Seuss book... A flippin tragedy.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (XeEyo)

177 If the left has their way there will be no future historians
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (flINI)
++++
Insofar as the goal of socialism is eschatological and will bring about the end of history...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (Jsjd7)

178 lol.. Someone added Joe Biden to the Wiki list of famous stutterers.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (VpIIl)

179 Woker than thou. Virtue signaling run amuck.

Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (8SSHh)

180 Whenever you are dealing with book burners you know that eventually you will have to fight them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (o2MD2)

181 171 Probably still published the paper, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

Sorry, just saw this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (YqDXo)

=========

Not forgiven!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

182 >>The guy doing the test was doing his doctoral thesis in psychology and had a pet theory: smart kids come from one dumb parent and one smart parent.


That's not true. Both parents need to be white!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (8AI5c)

183 Now that they point this out it's impossible to unsee. Don't know how I missed the offensiveness of How The Grinch Stole Jewish Artifacts During The War.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (H5knJ)

184 95 My daughters virtual Modern World History lesson today was on the murder of george floyd. I almost stroked out. I am now trying to figure out how I am going to gut and filet this homo teacher without effecting my daughters grade.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM


Push back relentlessly against everything the left is doing. Let the teacher know you have a very good attorney.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (TdMsT)

185 Wait until the cancel crowd finds out they have to cancel JD Salinger. He used to hang around the library at Dartmouth and try to invite coeds to have coffee with him. #MeToo demands Holden Caulfield and the Glass family stories be sent to the fires.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (29q5W)

186 >>>These leftist groups are just trying to one up each other now.
A contest of who can do the most insane thing
Posted by: It's me donna


And the drones just allow it to happen. Congratulations Soros, you won.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (qoNQ/)

187 The illustration from "It Happened on Mulberry St." was a cartoon/caricature of a "Chinaman" running with a bowl of rice,chopsticks,"slanty" eyes and the pointy hat drawn in 1937, I think. What is "progressive" about hiding/obfuscating/deleting stereotypes from 80-90 years ago?

Posted by: pahound at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (4I7c8)

188 lol.. Someone added Joe Biden to the Wiki list of famous stutterers.


Seriously? Throws hands up in the air... I give up

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (Zmnko)

189 O/T

I loved listening to Rish Limbaugh, but I am so disappointed that he didn't line up a successor.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (lonOK)

190 When I was little, I used to beg my mother to teach me how to read. She told me I'd learn at school. I came home from my first day of kindergarten very disappointed. No reading until first grade and then it was the AWFUL Dick, Jane and Sally books. I just about gave up on reading when my mother signed up for the Dr. Seuss book club. His books made me love reading! Shame on the people canceling them. They'll leave kids with nothing but bland or crude stories.

Posted by: NavyMom at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (EYMQq)

191 They've also stopped publishing several of Dr. Suess's books.

https://tinyurl.com/yhpkc245

Posted by: Surfperch at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (Ax5Cx)

192 143 The group also claimed that the characters who were not White in the books were "subservient" to White characters.


See Sambo shuck. Shuck Sambo, shuck.
See Sambo jive. Jive Sambo, jive.

I missed that book growing up. Where was it?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:29 PM (hgso/)

That was not Seuss, that was Disney's Uncle Rhemus.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

193 Ever notice Shel Silverstein's books are white as hell?

Posted by: banana dream at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (y8LA9)

194 lol.. Someone added Joe Biden to the Wiki list of famous stutterers.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (VpIIl)

***

I'm embarrassed to admit that all these decades I had completely misunderstood what stuttering was.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (Kt1w/)

195 Only 2% of Seuss characters are "POC" so everything is racist. What the hell. Oh wait, it's 2021, 7 years past Gamergate. Screw context, humor, relevance, some overeducated twit has to get a scalp and be cheered on social media.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (W+kMI)

196 The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R
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And everybody hates the Jews.
And it's your National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week.

Posted by: Tom Lehrer at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (FYe3W)

197 185 Wait until the cancel crowd finds out they have to cancel JD Salinger. He used to hang around the library at Dartmouth and try to invite coeds to have coffee with him. #MeToo demands Holden Caulfield and the Glass family stories be sent to the fires.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 12:33 PM (29q5W)

========

Wait...are you saying that my sons may be spared the agony of trying to figure out why The Catcher in the Rye got assigned to them at all?

Cancel Culture is great!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

198 I can't wait to hear The State of the Union Address. It's going to be like Forest Gump and Annie Glenn had a baby.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (VpIIl)

199 He used to hang around the library at Dartmouth and try to invite coeds to have coffee with him.

Suddenly Catcher in the Rye is starting to make more sense.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (XeEyo)

200 This is so fucked up.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


This is so fucked down.
This is so fucked all around.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (hgso/)

201 The Zebra book is being "offered" on Amazon for up to $750.00 dollars. Never heard of this one.
Librarians have most likely already pulled these books from
shelves to burn.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (LilNs)

202 On Beyond Zebra was the first Seuss book I saw.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

203 "Dying-brain stuttering puppet Joe Biden"



You misspelled cognitively challenged dementia patient

You both misspelled smartest, most loving, and most loved president in the history of the universe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (pw+jk)

204 I think this ends with anal swab tests for everyone.
Posted by: George V at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (U2Tva)

*****

Go on...

Posted by: Don LeMon at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (flINI)

205 I'm ignoring and shunning all the people that see racism everywhere.

Posted by: Kafiroon at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (tfWLB)

206 We have the first two books on that list, and I've heard of the third. Never heard of the last three.

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (/669Q)

207 I thought Yertle the Turtle was pretty good for a lesbian book.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (sWM8x)

208 lol.. Someone added Joe Biden to the Wiki list of famous stutterers.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:32 PM (VpIIl)

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The gaslighting will continue until you agree to call it improved morale.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (FYe3W)

209 That was not Seuss, that was Disney's Uncle Rhemus.

Song of the South... I love that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (Zmnko)

210 Okay, I've definitely read:

1. And to think I saw that on Mulberry Street
2. If I Ran the Zoo
4. On Beyond Zebra!

And though I don't have them here, I can't think of anything that's racist in them.

As and aside, the kiddos particularly liked On Beyond Zebra - It's a silly extended alphabet letters beyond "z". Gives kids who are learning the alphabet giggles cuz it appeals to their sense of the silly.

No giggles allowed, you racist bastards!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (dWwl8)

211 187 The illustration from "It Happened on Mulberry St." was a cartoon/caricature of a "Chinaman" running with a bowl of rice,chopsticks,"slanty" eyes and the pointy hat drawn in 1937, I think.

That must have been when they took over Chinatown. Mulberry Street was once in the center of it. All Chinatown now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

212 Banning 6 books is outrageous.


We only identify 3 that need to be discontinued.

Posted by: GOPe at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (p/8Cg)

213 "Burn All Books For Our Kids"

Surely there's a jingle in there somewhere.
Posted by: creeper

B-U-R-N burn for kids

Burn for kids

Posted by: Miklos, already regretting this at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (QzkSJ)

214 Get your copy of Uncle Remus before it is banned.

Posted by: Glenn John at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (LilNs)

215 Wasn't Ted Geisel a Jew?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

216 I meant Mulberry St. was once the center of *Little Italy*

Stupid brain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (Bmy3R)

217 Probably, there are only just so many possible topics and they run out more every year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (KZzsI)


I served on a committee awarding postgraduate scholarships. Practically every applicant in the humanities had written a dissertation on Shakespeare. One of them did a lexicographical analysis of the frequency with which "Gadzooks" or something appeared in the various plays to ascertain whether Shakespeare had written all of them. Fer cryin' out loud!

I finally asked one applicant what, if anything, would convince her that we didn't need any more dissertations on Shakespeare. In science, when we can reliably predict the outcome of experiments, it's time to move on. So what say you re Shakespeare?

Crickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (YqDXo)

218 This should be a wake-up call to everyone here. Buy hardcopies of the classics!

I want a copy of "The Scarlet Letter" before they ban it for shaming sex outside of marriage.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (2BZBZ)

219 Wait...are you saying that my sons may be spared the agony of trying to figure out why The Catcher in the Rye got assigned to them at all?

Cancel Culture is great!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

I read that as a HS sophomore. I did not get it.

Why is he watching people spit on each other?

Why is this book so famous?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (XeEyo)

220 212 Banning 6 books is outrageous.

We only identify 3 that need to be discontinued.
Posted by: GOPe at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (p/8Cg)

==========

-after negotiations have finished-

"All 6 books will be banned, but we have a handshake agreement that no more will follow."
-GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

221 Jim Carrey played The Grinch in a movie.

RAAYCISSSS!!!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

actually, i agree with this one and hove no problems should it come to pass...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (8D42x)

222 >>>I loved listening to Rish Limbaugh, but I am so disappointed that he didn't line up a successor.
Posted by: Chillin the most

Same. I get the tributes but its been two weeks. Will it be reruns forever now?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (qoNQ/)

223 Soon ... Dawn raids ... find the guns -- and find the Dr. Seuss books and other such contraband -- weapons of insurrection come in many forms.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

224 The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

So. Much. Smiting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM

And the Calgonites took away the people of Israel, but only for about half an hour or so. Then the waters got cold.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:31 PM (zExdh)



Where do the Palmolivites figure into all this?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (ZSK0i)

225 Someone added Joe Biden to the Wiki list of famous stutterers.
Posted by: Marcus T,


p-p-p-peckerwood

Posted by: Mel Tillis at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (QzkSJ)

226 How Whitey Stole Your Happiness

Posted by: Leftist-Approved Suess Titles at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (KnJdm)

227 But drag queen story hour is still cool, right?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

Imagine what would happen if a drag queen read a Dr. Seuss book.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (Ax5Cx)

228 145 5. Scrambled Eggs Super!

Special deluxe a'-la Peter T. Hooper?

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (vted1)

229 That must have been when they took over Chinatown. Mulberry Street was once in the center of it. All Chinatown now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)


North Beach in SF used to be Italian. Now it's 100% Chinese.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (YqDXo)

230 195 Only 2% of Seuss characters are "POC" so everything is racist. What the hell. Oh wait, it's 2021, 7 years past Gamergate. Screw context, humor, relevance, some overeducated twit has to get a scalp and be cheered on social media.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2021 12:34 PM (W+kMI)

Only 2% of Seuss characters are HUMAN.

So this is all clearly Racist!

Posted by: Cat in duh Hood at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (oHd/0)

231 No but it is the tool the traitors use.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2021 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

They'll always find another way. They always have. It's like complaining about guns thinking they're responsible for kidnapping and murder.

The core issue is we have no one prominent on our side with the spine to fight back using the same tools. Well, one person. We have one.

In the end, you'll find it's the regular media dictating the terms and the conversation.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (uEbPt)

232 A big lib thing has been to corrupt Dr Seuss with their trite idiot saying such as "Things I will put up your ass if you don't put on that mask".

I am waiting to see that one in person...

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

233 At least we are going to get a Ta Nahesi Coates version of Superman.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (6/LtX)

234 219 I read that as a HS sophomore. I did not get it.

Why is he watching people spit on each other?

Why is this book so famous?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (XeEyo)

===========

The best take on The Catcher in the Rye was South Park's The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.

https://tinyurl.com/2vbz8d9e

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

235 We only identify 3 that need to be discontinued.
Posted by: GOPe at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (p/8Cg)

Also, we demand a carve out for religious conscience! No, we will not actually fight for that carve out.

~ GOPe

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (XeEyo)

236 Probably still published the paper, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

I was invited to a zoom lecture about the Stanford prison experiment. There's a q&a that follows. I want to attend just to ask zimbardo or whatever his name is what he thinks of everyone saying his "experiment" was completely invalid and made up. I think most of those famous experiments are complete crap.

Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (9AFWN)

237 B-U-R-N burn for kids

Burn for kids
Posted by: Miklos, already regretting this at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (QzkSJ)
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Where's Zod when we need him?

Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (/669Q)

238 I never wanted all you phonies to read my goddam book. It was those Pensey Prep bastards with their dirty raisors and lousy toothbrushes that found my manuscript and published it. Don't read it, phonies. Only Phoebe can read it because she's pure. Not like you phony bastards.

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (Bmy3R)

239 That tuba is just like Amazon's app icon Hitler moustache!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (d6he9)

240 Where do the Palmolivites figure into all this?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (ZSK0i)

They were smiting the dirty Dishites, but their hands were nice and smooth!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (oHd/0)

241 fascism update:
https://tinyurl.com/4htsbhwu

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (r+sAi)

242 There isn't going to be any state of the union address.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (o2MD2)

243 I checked Mulberry Street, McElligot's Pool and On Beyond Zebra.

They are all rated 5 stars on amazon.

I demand 8.8 million dollars in personal compensation from Jeff Bezos for allowing this atrocity.

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (uDUc8)

244 I proudly wear black on my face,
an utter consummate disgrace.
I attack the newborn and the bright,
I love to oppress with all my might.
I now wage war on Dr. Suess,
Because I the Coonman, am obtuse.

Posted by: Hon. Gov. Coonman (D-VA) at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (VYjdj)

245 As the Left continues to eat it's own...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)

246 233 At least we are going to get a Ta Nahesi Coates version of Superman.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (6/LtX)


"So what are you going to name your new son, Mrs Coates?"

"I'm thinking, 'Ta-Nehisi.'"

"Oh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

247 Farcical Maoist madness.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (7o4Oo)

248 All we need is to primary a handful of RINO senators and get some TRUUUUUEEEE Conservatives installed and we'll turn this ship right around with some targeted tax cuts and charter schools. Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Help us GOP! You're our only hope! at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (RGRIY)

249 Ladies and gentlemen this is simply a blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (qoNQ/)

250 Wray says no evidence of antifa on 1/6...zero



Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ONvIw)

251 Really, nobody can *replace* Rush Limbaugh.

It would be stupid to just plug somebody in as "Rush's successor". And suddenly, the same amount of people are supposed to listen to him?

That's not the way things work. EIB might want to bankroll a couple of hosts and see who works out best, and that may be their best shot at a "Rush Legacy".

But you can't just put on Todd Herman and say "This is the new Rush".

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (FYe3W)

252 25 This is my hometown. It isn't the least bit surprising and has been written on the walls here in Wokesville, USA for some time. A couple of years ago they started putting sexually explicit and deviant material in school libraries and classrooms (including elementary schools). I'm including things like rape and incest. There was a big hubbub about it, but of course, the citizens of Wokesville got their way. They don't call it LoCo for nothing.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at March 02, 2021 12:18 PM (3J5Re)

-----

Was in a public library in Grand Junction, CO about 20 years ago and a female customer complained loudly and angrily to the librarian that some homeless dude was at the public computer terminal was surfing pr0n sites -- and the library was filled with children!

Not only were those sites not blocked, but the librarian told the customer that there was nothing they could do about it. The angry lady left, and I followed close behind shaking my head ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (s3j76)

253 245 As the Left continues to eat it's own...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)

=======

I'd rather they focused on eating their living own. The dead ones don't matter as much in this fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

254 A big lib thing has been to corrupt Dr Seuss with their trite idiot saying such as "Things I will put up your ass if you don't put on that mask".


Try and die.
You ain't big enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (hgso/)

255 You know Horton Hears a Who will be next. Read it and you can't help but think it is a pro life allegory.

Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (9AFWN)

256 227 But drag queen story hour is still cool, right?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

Imagine what would happen if a drag queen read a Dr. Seuss book.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (Ax5Cx)

total protonic reversal?

Posted by: Egon.. at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (oHd/0)

257 The best take on The Catcher in the Rye was South Park's The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.

https://tinyurl.com/2vbz8d9e
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

Currently not available for free there. I will have to keep my eyes open for it.

Those 2 crazy Mormons are certainly able to see where society is going 3 years out...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (XeEyo)

258 Wasn't SPLC basically outed as a rape and graft and rape factory? Strange how the left doesn't care.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (6XLoz)

259 this is my county.
We have the first black woman elected a county Chair At Large of our board of supervisors, and she is an all-in Democrat of the Stacy Abrams Strong Black Woman group.
One of the main drivers of "equity" in Loudoun is a racist black female pastor, head of local NAACP, who last year lost her son in a drowning in the Potomac (underage drinking and previous records of the kids swimming led to delayed calls for aid when he went under, and the fact that the river belongs to Maryland led to calls being routed there when they were made).
She is currently involved in legal action against all bodies possible on the grounds that her son was ignored by the emergency system because of racism.
She has so far bullied both private entities and now the local government into deeding land to "her foundation" that contain former slave graveyards. they are "the ancestors". not her ancestors, but THE ancestors.
The New Black Panthers are in the vanguard as shock troops, and entered a school in protest a few years back over a "racist" PE class.
Our proximity to DC makes us a playground for all kinds of idiocy.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (W7IZQ)

260 Wray says no evidence of antifa on 1/6...zero

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ONvIw)
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I think there are several dozen cities that would beg to differ.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (FYe3W)

261 My take on Catcher:

For the love of GOD would you stop whining and grow. the. f*ck. up!

Jesus, kid, you can't even manage to have sex with a hooker! You are a mess and you better get yourself right in a hurry because you are way too old for this self-pitying whiny shit, loser. (SMACK!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (Bmy3R)

262 I despise "activists."
It's like "sources."
No one is ever named. No one is ever questioned about their lunacy.
I despise them.

Posted by: Flyover. at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (Rbu5d)

263 Where do the Palmolivites figure into all this?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM (ZSK0i)

*****

RELAX, You're soaking in it

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (flINI)

264 Where do the Palmolivites figure into all this?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 12:37 PM


Discovered a new use for olive oil, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (zExdh)

265
I saw Farcical Maoist Madness open for Madness at Madstock in '93.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (dWwl8)

266 I was invited to a zoom lecture about the Stanford prison experiment. There's a q&a that follows. I want to attend just to ask zimbardo or whatever his name is what he thinks of everyone saying his "experiment" was completely invalid and made up. I think most of those famous experiments are complete crap.
Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (9AFWN)


Psychological research bereft of integrity, validity, and intellectual heft?

Say it ain't so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (YqDXo)

267 > One of them did a lexicographical analysis of the frequency with which "Gadzooks" or something appeared in the various plays to ascertain whether Shakespeare had written all of them. Fer cryin' out loud!

I could bang that out in a week at most. I'm ready for my PhD!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (UW2ZS)

268 Anybody remember Aunt Annie's alligator?

Big A little a, what begins with 'A'

By the time he got to Z you could tell he lacked inspiration. What the heck is a 'zizzer-zazzer-zuzz'? Dude was just mailing it in at that point.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (m45I2)

269 As the Left continues to eat it's own...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (ifmtJ)

=======

I'd rather they focused on eating their living own. The dead ones don't matter as much in this fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

This sounds like a movie metaphor but I can't quite put my finger on it....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)

270 These lunatics will wind up burning people before the non-lunatics start fighting back.

Nothing changes until a sufficient number decide that those shouting "don't fight back - its just what they want" are just as much a bunch of lunatics as the book burners. And then - the chips will fall where they may.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (+Q7pl)

271 3 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Trump at March 02, 2021 12:15 PM (5f0Sh)

Always.

Posted by: Flyover. at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (Rbu5d)

272 I loved listening to Rish Limbaugh, but I am so disappointed that he didn't line up a successor.
Posted by: Chillin the most

==============

I nominate Dana Loesch. Her show has a great blend of politics and humor, similar to Rush. And the left already hates her!

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (mZUr4)

273 He was Jewish. That might be part of it too.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2021 12:23 PM (oQ94s)

that's the tack I would take if arguing with a Leftist IRL

Leftist: Dr Suess is rayciss!
Me: You realize that's an anti-semitic trope, right?

offense is the best defense

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (nUhF0)

274 I CAN see how Hop on Pop can be really confusing in some communities, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (SNi8U)

ROLL TIDE...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (8D42x)

275 260 Wray and Barr are rotten to the core

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)

276 255 You know Horton Hears a Who will be next. Read it and you can't help but think it is a pro life allegory.
Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (9AFWN)

A person is a person, no matter how small....

/looks nervously around for a certain ette...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

277 Most of Seuss' characters aren't even human so its a bit odd to categorize them by human ethnic groups


"So what are you going to name your new son, Mrs Coates?"

"I'm thinking, 'Ta-Nehisi.'"


My guess is he was born like "Clarence" but changed his name to be more "ethnic"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

278 "I'm thinking, 'Ta-Nehisi.'"

"Oh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

"Cheerio, Laquan old chap"

"Ta, Nehisi"

Posted by: Miklos does not expect an invitation for tean and watercress sandwiches at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (QzkSJ)

279
B-U-R-N burn for kids



Burn for kids

Posted by: Miklos, already regretting this at March 02, 2021 12:35 PM (QzkSJ)

burn baby burn, burn the mother down:
https://youtu.be/wbFgH0mHw3w

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (ufFY8)

280 Oh the places you'll go!

Except if you're not vaccinated, of course...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (hTDvT)

281 I never wanted all you phonies to read my goddam book. It was those Pensey Prep bastards with their dirty raisors and lousy toothbrushes that found my manuscript and published it. Don't read it, phonies. Only Phoebe can read it because she's pure. Not like you phony bastards.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (Bmy3R)
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You forgot "crumby".

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (FYe3W)

282 "So what are you going to name your new son, Mrs Coates?"

"I'm thinking, 'Ta-Nehisi.'"

"Oh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (YqDXo)

Geshundheit

Posted by: BifBewalski - bless you, for you have sneezed at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (VcFUs)

283 Just checked Abebooks for If I Ran the Zoo. 3 copies, $147, $4,000, and $8,200!!!

Posted by: Wenda at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (MdKnG)

284 Oh the places you'll go!

Except if you're not vaccinated, of course...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (hTDvT)
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To the camps!

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (FYe3W)

285 The irony is Read Across America Day was created to celebrate Dr. Seuss' birthday. So to celebrate, President Sundown removes Seuss books from the program.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (qoNQ/)

286 > Those 2 crazy Mormons are certainly able to see where society is going 3 years out...

Wait, do you think the South Park guys are Mormon?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (UW2ZS)

287 201 The Zebra book is being "offered" on Amazon for up to $750.00 dollars. Never heard of this one.
what? how can that be? how have you been crossing small oceans and lakes without the help of the bloob boober bab boober bubs?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

288 Wray says no evidence of antifa on 1/6...zero

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (ONvIw)


Straight-up lying to the population - we've seen the contrary evidence.

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (uDUc8)

289 Hoe-town Heres a Whodat?

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (Kt1w/)

290 There isn't going to be any state of the union address.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


No one did their first year. Going back to and including Reagan. Josef Stolin won't be around for the SOTU in the second year.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (hgso/)

291 A family member who is a private school teacher just texted me that Dr Seuss is probably the best set of books they have for early readers. That, they cant keep them on the shelves when it's time for kids to pick books, so they ordered more this year. Also, that their best readers and overall students all started on Dr Seuss books.

So yeah, you keep banning them, public school Dunce-Masters

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (VpIIl)

292 269 I'd rather they focused on eating their living own. The dead ones don't matter as much in this fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

This sounds like a movie metaphor but I can't quite put my finger on it....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

In Eaters of the Dead The 13th Warrior, Antonio Banderas learns the Viking language by patiently paying attention and learning, which is a white concept being played out by a Hispanic man playing an Arab.

Antonio Banderas must be canceled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

293 Dr Seuss was Lutheran

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (ONvIw)

294 Most of Seuss' characters aren't even human so its a bit odd to categorize them by human ethnic groups

These are the same people who are positive that orcs are black people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (H5knJ)

295 And now... Todd Hermannnnnnnnn.

*click*

same goes for Ken Matthews.
Steyn does an acceptable job but these other 2 guys just won't do.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (flINI)

296 Wait, do you think the South Park guys are Mormon?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:43 PM (UW2ZS)

Sorry, it was shorthand for saying they are from a Mormon background.

At least that is my understanding. I will confess to not actually running down their history.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (XeEyo)

297 Where do I sign up for the 7th SeussSeuss Volunteer Mountain Division?

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (gmo/4)

298 A person is a person, no matter how small....

/looks nervously around for a certain ette...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

this is a flamethrowering free thread.

300 comment rule

Posted by: BifBewalski - yeah, right at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (VcFUs)

299 You can have "Catcher in the Rye". Stuff it somewhere in a box, along with everything Scott Fitzgerald ever wrote, and then lock it in a trunk and throw away the key. I'll never get back the hours I wasted on that drivel.

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (XxJt1)

300 272 I nominate Dana Loesch. Her show has a great blend of politics and humor, similar to Rush. And the left already hates her!
added bonus: more ads for powdered borshch!

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

301 You know Horton Hears a Who will be next. Read it and you can't help but think it is a pro life allegory.
Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (9AFWN)

A person is a person, no matter how small....

/looks nervously around for a certain ette...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. We have the old animated special and I let the kids watch it whenever they want.

Posted by: InCali at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (9AFWN)

302 Honestly - and I hope I'm not the first moron to point this out...

The reason "Dr. Seuss" got into writing childrens books was precise to COMBAT racial stereotypes.

He had been a political cartoonist during WWII, where portraying Germans as rats and weasels and Japanese with massive teeth and lines for eyes was common accepted standards. But then he took a trip abroad and actually *met* post-war Germans and Japanese and realized that the stereotypes were horrid and unehlpful.

So he turned to children in the hopes of teaching future generations that stereotypes and assumptions and closed-mindedness were bad, and that listening to others and seeing one another as individuals is good.

The Left doesn't even pay attention to who they eat anymore.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (F26eZ)

303 The 13th Warrior is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Not available on blu-ray as far as I can tell.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (H5knJ)

304 Serious question:

Were the people who would be offended by such blatant racism doing much reading to their kids?

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (Kt1w/)

305 I kind of think Rush endorsing someone to take his time slot would have been a very un-Rush thing to do. He always said he carved his own path, and that he had unique talents.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (6/LtX)

306 I guess, since the first several centuries mostly just a lot of smiting, they can fast-forward through all the smiting.

The Hittites smote the Moabites, and the Moabites smote the Meggabites, and the Meggabites smote the Calgonites and the Calgonites...

So. Much. Smiting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R)

don't forget the begetting. so much smiting and begetting, begetting and smiting, it's enough to wear a guy out...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (8D42x)

307 Posted by: barbarausa at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (W7IZQ)

1619 was indeed a bad year.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (YqDXo)

308 Where's Zod when we need him?
Posted by: bluebell at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM


Vacationing in the Phantom Zone. Or making arrangements for the great North American Dignity Canal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (zExdh)

309 222 Same. I get the tributes but its been two weeks. Will it be reruns forever now?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:36 PM (qoNQ/)

No, I do think they are going to try to find someone who will attempt to fill his shoes. Maybe Mark Steyn?

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (/rsCS)

310 Biden can't read the ingredients on a box of raisins without losing his place and tripping over words. A long State of the Union Address would probably kill him.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (VpIIl)

311 Dana Loesch is a One.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (ufFY8)

312 You'll notice they seem to be moving as fast as possible on this stuff. IMO it's a continuation (or you might say end result) of the brainwashing psy op of COVID.

As I pointed out last April, COVID let them institute all the famous brainwashing techniques on a large scale. Brainwashing is about making pathways in the brain for "novel information". All the "social change" they have implemented since George Floyd is the novel information.

Not long ago they were able to convince society that Sarah Palin tried to ban Harry Potter - which was an effective attack because that kind of large scale ludicrous censorship was both shocking and unwanted to almost everyone.

Suddenly - and only really within the last nine months - large scale ludicrous censorship has been moved in as acceptable and normal. As have many other things including blatant election fraud and a total mental incapacitate as Leader of the Free World.

Why, of all things, would paving the way for mass censorship be the thing "they" wanted to become most acceptable in people's minds?

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (uEbPt)

313 Really, nobody can *replace* Rush Limbaugh.
It would be stupid to just plug somebody in as "Rush's successor". And suddenly, the same amount of people are supposed to listen to him?
That's not the way things work. EIB might want to bankroll a couple of hosts and see who works out best, and that may be their best shot at a "Rush Legacy".
But you can't just put on Todd Herman and say "This is the new Rush".
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (FYe3W)



Post-Rush when I tune into the EIB, I always relax when I hear Rush's voice.

The others are really no better than the local guys hereabouts. Except, for Steyn. He's got his own schtick and I enjoy him, but he's still not as good as Rush.

They need to cast the net far and wide and try several to see who's best. Probably, a 1-2 year long project.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (dWwl8)

314 293 Dr Seuss was Lutheran
____________

He apparently was not a practicing Jew, but he was reportedly of German Jewish descent (at least according to some sites). Also, he was very anti-Hitler and anti-Mussolini at the time, and he was made an "honorary Jew" by the mayor of Jerusalem for his support of Jews during WWII.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (k4dH2)

315 Trump is the only logical choice to buy Rush's business and take over the 12-3 slot.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (Kt1w/)

316 The Left doesn't even pay attention to who they eat anymore.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (F26eZ)
---
The left is evolving into a mindless eating machine.

It's got dolls' eyes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:47 PM (FYe3W)

317 I'd rather they focused on eating their living own. The dead ones don't matter as much in this fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

This sounds like a movie metaphor but I can't quite put my finger on it....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)

In Eaters of the Dead The 13th Warrior, Antonio Banderas learns the Viking language by patiently paying attention and learning, which is a white concept being played out by a Hispanic man playing an Arab.
Antonio Banderas must be canceled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

Nailed it. Yes, that's the exact eating the dead/living movie I was thinking of.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 02, 2021 12:47 PM (ifmtJ)

318 >>>No, I do think they are going to try to find someone who will attempt to fill his shoes. Maybe Mark Steyn?
Posted by: charlotte the sailor


I'd prefer him over the other fill-ins.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:47 PM (qoNQ/)

319 Kyle is Jewish so that's one that can't be Mormon. Actually, I don't think any of them are supposed to be Mormon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (Bmy3R)

320 Kayleigh McEnany joins FoxNews...

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (VpIIl)

321 after consulting with a panel of educators and other experts.
Posted by: Buggy Boogie Woogie

Well there's the problem right there!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (Rvt88)

322 /looks nervously around for a certain ette...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 12:42 PM (oHd/0)

---------

She'll bound in with her buxom boingtastic bazingas!

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (F26eZ)

323 318 I'd prefer him over the other fill-ins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:47 PM (qoNQ/)

Me too. He isn't Rush, but he's not bad.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (/rsCS)

324 deplorable jay, they haven't gotten to full-blown 1619 yet, but they will.
The principals (of the movement) are too busy getting press and running for office.
And taking down statues, and renaming schools that aren't open, and renaming roads.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (W7IZQ)

325 319 Kyle is Jewish so that's one that can't be Mormon. Actually, I don't think any of them are supposed to be Mormon.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM (Bmy3R)

I was talking about the creators - Trey and Matt.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (XeEyo)

326 Sorry, it was shorthand for saying they are from a Mormon background.

At least that is my understanding. I will confess to not actually running down their history.


No worries. One of them dated a Mormon girl once, and they grew up in an area with some Mormons around. Neither one is or was Mormon.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (UW2ZS)

327 You just need to start your own school district.
Fuckin' rubes.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg


AKA, homeschool. This is actually the (or at least "a") right answer.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (qc+VF)

328 fascism update:
https://tinyurl.com/4htsbhwu

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2021 12:39 PM (r+sAi)

=================
Lots of takeaways from this article beyond the FBI terrorism, but the one that applies most urgently is that women of child bearing age, those who are pregnant, or trying to become pregnant, should probably not get these vaccines.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (29q5W)

329 I kind of think Rush endorsing someone to take his time slot would have been a very un-Rush thing to do. He always said he carved his own path, and that he had unique talents.

You know Hannity would LOVE to be considered the next Rush, or at least take his time slot in whatever market possible. But I don't think Hannity has ever had an original thought pop out of his pie hole since he got his current gig.

And debating Alan Colmes wasn't like he was breaking ground and putting liberals in their places. It was more like watching someone play dodgeball against the special needs kids.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (hTDvT)

330 320 Kayleigh McEnany joins FoxNews...

I wish her well but I won't be watching, as usual.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (Bmy3R)

331 >>>Dana Loesch is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Lost all respect for her when she signed up for the NR Never Trump manifesto. Every one who signed their names to that can get bent.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (qoNQ/)

332 You'd think Biden would love Dr. Seuss> Little girl, sitting on your lap, turn the page, quick sniff of hair...

Posted by: pahound at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (4I7c8)

333 In a generation or two the average IQ of Americans will regress back to the African mean.

That's probably racist too. Jeez, what isn't?

Posted by: MJ at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (gAMkn)

334
Horton Hears a Xim/Xer - a limerick

Are you puzzled by what you should be?
Are you he? Or a she? Or a xe?
Well if I get a choice
In my best grown-up voice
I'll declare, "What am I? I'm a me!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (m45I2)

335
You guys don't know? Oberleutnant Herr Doktor Seuß commanded a human experimentation laboratory in Treblinka.

Or maybe he created a large body of anti-Nazi propaganda that characterized an entire period in his long career. It's one of the two; I can never remember.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (sCTt7)

336 The Left doesn't even pay attention to who they eat anymore.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:45 PM (F26eZ)


It's one-upmanship. You see it all the time amongst humanities types: who can come up with the most bizarre and ludicrous proposal, and generate a semi-plausible defense of it. It's a forum in which they can demonstrate their intellectual virtuosity (as they see it).

Same thing with leftists. "You ban X? Well, I will ban X and Y! And Z, too!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

337 No, I do think they are going to try to find someone who will attempt to fill his shoes. Maybe Mark Steyn?
Posted by: charlotte the sailor RIP Mr. Limbaugh at March 02, 2021 12:46 PM (/rsCS)
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I think Steyn would already have a radio gig if he wanted one.

I might be wrong, but that's kind of my impression.

CRTV canceled his show because he wasn't producing content.

And, really as some one who watched it, it was more variety and PM Magazine than a commentary show. And I watched only a few episodes before giving up on it.

Steyn *has* political views and he's good when that's his focus, but he's much more into music and culture (and cooking on his show), if you read his site.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (FYe3W)

338 332 You'd think Biden would love Dr. Seuss> Little girl, sitting on your lap, turn the page, quick sniff of hair...
Posted by: pahound at March 02, 2021 12:49 PM (4I7c

He can accomplish the same thing reading her the Gay B Cs...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (XeEyo)

339 U.S. District Judge Michael W. Mosman found that the [Miss U.S.A.] pageant association cannot be required to allow a transgender woman to participate in light of its mission to promote "natural-born" females.





Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (+3TFd)

340 You just gotta luv this fake administration's laser-like focus on the important issues facing the country today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (HaL55)

341 She'll bound in with her buxom boingtastic bazingas!
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:48 PM


*sigh*

I miss the bounding about and the gamboling.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (zExdh)

342 Many of you are direct supporters of cancel culture and revel in it. Cancel culture has been going on for decades and it started with the tobacco industry.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (Fs5vw)

343
The reason "Dr. Seuss" got into writing childrens books was precise to COMBAT racial stereotypes.



The Left doesn't even pay attention to who they eat anymore.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock
_______________

Facts don't matter to these leftist lunatics. They live to be offended. If there's no offense there, they'll make some up.

They are idiots, and deserve to be treated as such.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (k4dH2)

344 I just got here, so accept my apologies if someone else already pointed this out:

"In his presidential proclamation, Biden noted that "for many Americans, the path to literacy begins with story time in their school classroom," USA Today reported."

And for far too many Americans, that's where the path to literacy also ends. Last summer I was helping a young guy (early 20s) who was interested in classic horror fiction ... but in audiobook form only. It became obvious why: He literally barely could read; when faced with a new word (in this case, an author's name), he couldn't sound it out by the letters, but tried to guess at the pronunciation by its freaking SHAPE. Many schools, and not all of them public, haven't taught phonics in decades, using the "whole word" method instead ... which is how pictographic languages must be taught. You know. Like Mandarin Chinese. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, Princess-Elect of Delray Beach at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (jh4Wu)

345 >>>I was talking about the creators - Trey and Matt.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

They're Christian. When Isaac Hayes quit after the Scientology episode, Matt and Trey said, "We trash Christianity all the time, and you still took your paycheck."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (qoNQ/)

346 Not banned yet, but I would suggest knitters pick up a copy of the two Mary Thomas knitting books while you still can. Dover Press publishes them. There are line drawings of black African kids knitting that I'm sure will trigger someone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (5HBd1)

347 343 Facts don't matter to these leftist lunatics. They live to be offended. If there's no offense there, they'll make some up.

They are idiots, and deserve to be treated as such.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2021 12:51 PM (k4dH2)

===========

"But we'll get bad Twitter exposure for 24 hours if we don't do exactly what they want! I guess that means we have to become SJWs ourselves. It's the only way."
-Corporate America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

348 So when does the first bill to outlaw homeschooling get introduced? You know it's coming. We can't have children learning logic and critical thinking skills. That would be detrimental to Teh State.

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (XxJt1)

349 The thing about this cancel culture idiocy is that literally anything or anyone can be the target if they so desire. It doesn't even have to be factual or have any truth to it whatsoever. A perceived racist tone, oppressive tone, inequality tone can be conjured up like a cobra out of a basket. They will set their sights on whomever they please and will take them down. Because, until they get pushback, and a hypothetical punch to the throat, they get a thrill out of dismantling American culture.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (O+I8R)

350 Apparently there was a big kerfluffle at some school last year when Melania sent a dozen Dr. Seuss books to their library. Do not overlook that is partly where this anti Seuss campaign started.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (L8PU5)

351 314: Some sites make Tolstoy Jewish, Seuss was from German descent and was not Jewish. You can even find sites that call him an anti-Semite because he didn't "do enough". This was popular in the 70s, when failing to fight Hitler early enough was guilt.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

352 Bought the whole Dr. Seuss collection when my kids were young (now grown ups). My grandaughters are being taught to read, learning to love reading, from Dr. Seuss books

Posted by: U.S. Citizen That Likes Sam I Am at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (+nWCH)

353 Horton Hears a Xim/Xer - a limerick

Are you puzzled by what you should be?
Are you he? Or a she? Or a xe?
Well if I get a choice
In my best grown-up voice
I'll declare, "What am I? I'm a me!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (m45I2)

====================

None of that rhymes with Tuscaloosa, though

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (mZUr4)

354 It's one-upmanship. You see it all the time amongst humanities types: who can come up with the most bizarre and ludicrous proposal, and generate a semi-plausible defense of it. It's a forum in which they can demonstrate their intellectual virtuosity (as they see it).

Same thing with leftists. "You ban X? Well, I will ban X and Y! And Z, too!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (YqDXo)
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Well that's part of academia as well, too, right?

It's the novel that gets attention. It's the novel that "proves" you're a "voice". It's precisely why they coined "publish or perish". Because somebody has always got to be generating content that nobody has done before--even if it's derivative with a veneer.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (FYe3W)

355 U.S. District Judge Michael W. Mosman found that the [Miss U.S.A.] pageant association cannot be required to allow a transgender woman to participate in light of its mission to promote "natural-born" females.


They can have their OWN 'beauty' pageants!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (hTDvT)

356 351 314: Some sites make Tolstoy Jewish, Seuss was from German descent and was not Jewish. You can even find sites that call him an anti-Semite because he didn't "do enough". This was popular in the 70s, when failing to fight Hitler early enough was guilt.
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

==========

Did that standard apply to the entire intelligentsia of the left?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

357 > Many of you are direct supporters of cancel culture and revel in it. Cancel culture has been going on for decades and it started with the tobacco industry.

Well, sure. If you expand the definition of cancel culture beyond all reason and accountability, one can say that.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (UW2ZS)

358 Muldoon, are you perchance looking for any retirement income? can I pay you to write a limerick for a friend's birthday? he really deserves a good one!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (29q5W)

359 O/T FBI Director Wray is testifying about terror threats, to some Senate committee.

Today's edition of the most dangerous threat to the US is Lone Actors. (Wray says he no longer uses Lone Wolf - says it give the losers too much credit - so Lone Actor is today's NewSpeak new lingo.)

Wray says it's hard to get ahead of Lone Actors. (Pretty astute, this guy.) Says the public needs to rat out anyone they see acting strangely, or differently than usual. I expect Biden and Pelosi will use this Lone Actor threat to push for total review of anyone and everyone's emails and every other on-line and cell communications. Fourth Amendment? Nah, fugget aboud it.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (AMIL/)

360 Please don't group Fitzgerald with Sallinger, there is a saying about pearls and swine.

Posted by: Only Context at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (QZ/dC)

361 Posted by: werewife, Princess-Elect of Delray Beach at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (jh4Wu)

My kids learn both methods at their public school. There is a list of words they should be able to read as soon as they see them (sight words), and they are also taught the letter sounds.

It seems to work pretty OK.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (XeEyo)

362 Heh. I would love an opportunity not to watch a mincing, cross dressing faggot compete for Miss America.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (o2MD2)

363 Many of you are direct supporters of cancel culture and revel in it. Cancel culture has been going on for decades and it started with the tobacco industry.

***

I suspect many of us are fine with boycotts, but I doubt very many are interested in doxing people and destroying their individual livelihoods - and attempting to lead them to suicide - because they read Fox in Socks to their toddler.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (Kt1w/)

364 Later haterz. I have people to oppress.

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (KnJdm)

365 My mom taught me to read at age four, using a book on phonetics. spent my first years in school having to prove that I really could read that fast. And this was back in the 50s. We simply can't have that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (5HBd1)

366 When Isaac Hayes quit after the Scientology episode, Matt and Trey said, "We trash Christianity all the time, and you still took your paycheck."

Yeah but Christianity isn't a cult.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

367 Out: Horton Hears a Who
IN: Hortanisha Listens to BIPOC Transexual and Comes To Accept Xer's Own Racial Crimes and Denounce Xer's Whiteness.

Posted by: Help us GOP! You're our only hope! at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (RGRIY)

368 The Star-Bellied Sneetches is dangerous literature to the modern left. I'm serious. If a kid reads that they'd be able to see the scam.

It's a perfect allegory for modern identity politics. A grifter stirring up class division in order to profit from it.

Posted by: weew at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (+m+uH)

369 Dr. Seuss' estate bans Dr. Seuss!

https://bit.ly/3e2qD5a
(Breitbart)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2021 12:55 PM (8Bfiv)

370 From the list of discontinued Seuss books it looks to me like the family chose the six worst sellers and sacrificed them to the gods of the left.

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (XxJt1)

371 Horton Hears a Xim/Xer - a limerick

Are you puzzled by what you should be?
Are you he? Or a she? Or a xe?
Well if I get a choice
In my best grown-up voice
I'll declare, "What am I? I'm a me!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:50 PM (m45I2)

---------

A Seussian limerick. We live in the best timeline, folks.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (F26eZ)

372 Dementia Joe didn't know what he was signing. This was done by his progressive lackeys.

Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (SWbVS)

373 It's 86 degrees and sunny here. I'mma spend the afternoon down on the dock with a fishing rod in one hand, a cigar in the other hand, and let the sun slowly turn me less white.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (hTDvT)

374 368 The Star-Bellied Sneetches is dangerous literature to the modern left. I'm serious. If a kid reads that they'd be able to see the scam.

It's a perfect allegory for modern identity politics. A grifter stirring up class division in order to profit from it.
Posted by: weew at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (+m+uH)

It should be their anthem! They get to change what was once an innate characteristic about themselves!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (XeEyo)

375 > Yeah but Christianity isn't a cult.

Of course Christianity is a cult. Cult is from the Latin word "cultus" meaning "care, cultivation, worship".

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (UW2ZS)

376 >>>Yeah but Christianity isn't a cult.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Agreed. I just loved their response to Hayes. They trash everyone equally, so at least they aren't hypocrites.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (qoNQ/)

377 "U.S. District Judge Michael W. Mosman found that the [Miss U.S.A.] pageant association cannot be required to allow a transgender woman to participate in light of its mission to promote "natural-born" females."

They can have their own contest. Call it The Little Miss Tuck-It Pageant

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

378 Kamala's favorite Seuss book is Oh, The Places You'll Blow."

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (O+I8R)

379 It's the worst form of government abuse
For which there is just no excuse
If, like me, you give a damn
About green eggs and ham
Please don't let them cancel Dr. Seuss!!

Muldoon's limerick

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (VP4Cd)

380 Horton Hears a Climate Disaster because you Refuse to Report your Conservative Uncle to the FBI.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (6/LtX)

381 Many schools, and not all of them public, haven't taught phonics in decades, using the "whole word" method instead ... which is how pictographic languages must be taught. You know. Like Mandarin Chinese. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, Princess-Elect of Delray Beach at March 02, 2021 12:52 PM (jh4Wu)

the end result of this will be for the Donks to get fed, they will have to work our fields, and read a passage to obtain their meals. I don't have a problem with them starving to death because they are too stupid to read an instruction manual on how to farm.

Posted by: BifBewalski - thems teh rulz at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (VcFUs)

382 Of course Christianity is a cult. Cult is from the Latin word "cultus" meaning "care, cultivation, worship".
Posted by: bonhomme

---

No, it is not.

But believe what you want.

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (JKRhe)

383
Michelle Obama read Dr Suess books to small children in school while BO was president.
Didn't she see the racism?

Posted by: Glenn John at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (LilNs)

384 Even better Trump used to own the Miss USA pageant.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (L8PU5)

385 Today's edition of the most dangerous threat to the US is Lone Actors. (Wray says he no longer uses Lone Wolf - says it give the losers too much credit - so Lone Actor is today's NewSpeak new lingo.)

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (AMIL/)
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Well, Johnny Depp did think about taking out a president.

And Madonna has thought a lot about blowing up the White House.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (FYe3W)

386 Muldoon, are you perchance looking for any retirement income? can I pay you to write a limerick for a friend's birthday? he really deserves a good one!
Posted by: Huck Follywood


*****

How much are we talking about?

Just kidding. Give me a couple relevant characteristics or quirks and maybe a first name and I'll see if inspiration strikes.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)

387 They can have their own contest. Call it The Little Miss Tuck-It Pageant
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM


Come for the large hands. Stay for the Most Prominent Adam's Apple competition!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (zExdh)

388 It's the novel that gets attention. It's the novel that "proves" you're a "voice".
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (FYe3W)


This happens sometimes in faculty meetings.

First clown: "I propose X."
Second clown: "I support X, but with a twist.
Third clown: "I support X with a twist, but further adding Y."
And so on. Nobody just says, "Yeah, I agree. Let's do X."

Each intellectually insecure clown has to put his own little fillip on the original proposal, to show he's an independent thinker.

It's pathetic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

389 My kids learn both methods at their public school. There is a list of words they should be able to read as soon as they see them (sight words), and they are also taught the letter sounds.

It seems to work pretty OK.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


Did that with Spanish when I moved to Texas. Still pretty much the 7 words you can't say on Tejano TV.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (hgso/)

390 On replacing Rush. There's a lot more to talk radio then just having the right conservative views. Rush's voice, his ability to converse, his ability to sell, his ability grow an audience, etc., etc. He was one of a kind and no one can fill his shoes. Everyone else will be a poor substitute.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qH6FZ)

391 They can have their own contest. Call it The Little Miss Tuck-It Pageant
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

They already have the Drag Race. I bet I can't compete in that.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

392 Eating its own is a feature of the Left. Always has been.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (uEbPt)

393 Did that standard apply to the entire intelligentsia of the left?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

A lot of the seeds of antifa, IMO, were sown in the 70s. It was very common to have lecturers come to town to blame the Brits, the French and the US for Hitler's actions as "it could have been prevented". My roommate who was much more political than I was dragged me off to hear a few and many writers were included among those giving tacit consent to nazis. There's really no surprise that the idea that "it could have been prevented" spawned some of antifa's leadership. They were brought up on a diet of lobbing guilt at everyone.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (ONvIw)

394 The REAL reason Biden Banned Dr. Seuss?

He tried to read one outloud... couldn't.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (oHd/0)

395 Miss Cis America!

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

396 Agreed. I just loved their response to Hayes. They trash everyone equally, so at least they aren't hypocrites.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (qoNQ/)



I gotta say, their killing off Chef was epic in the extreme.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (ZSK0i)

397 Wasn't "Kamala Doinks A Who" one of Dr Seuss' books- or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

398 Well, Johnny Depp did think about taking out a president.

And Madonna has thought a lot about blowing up the White House.
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (FYe3W)


Now if Depp had taken Madonna, and Madonna had blown up Depp, then we'd really have something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

399 Michelle Obama read Dr Suess books to small children in school while BO was president.
Didn't she see the racism?

--

They hadn't fabricated it yet.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (O+I8R)

400

Ah yes,

an old friend of mine in California after the elections said "at least we can get back to normal...."

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (bbdhK)

401 On replacing Rush. There's a lot more to talk radio then just having the right conservative views. Rush's voice, his ability to converse, his ability to sell, his ability grow an audience, etc., etc. He was one of a kind and no one can fill his shoes. Everyone else will be a poor substitute.

Truth!

Just listen to the local-market Rush-wannabe shows that come on after him. Ugh.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (hTDvT)

402 Dr. Seuss is surprisingly progressive. I refer you to Hop on Pop, which featured "Red, Ned, Ted, and Ed in bed".

Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (G6Lqs)

403 Kayleigh McEnany has signed a deal with Fox News.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (sWM8x)

404 Michelle Obama read Dr Suess books to small children in school while BO was president.
Didn't she see the racism?
Posted by: Glenn John at March 02, 2021 12:58 PM (LilNs)

Every new accusation wins social credit for the accuser. I expect more, not less.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (ONvIw)

405 392 Eating its own is a feature of the Left. Always has been.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (uEbPt)


Robespierre and Trotsky nod sadly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

406 In Living Color did some good parodies of seuss books for the ghetto. Hop on Cop and Horton Hears Ho are the two that come to mind.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (cqAUI)

407 I gotta say, their killing off Chef was epic in the extreme.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 01:00 PM (ZSK0i)

That was like the Scott Tenorman episode. But instead of do not f*** with Cartman you have do not f*** with Matt and Trey!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (XeEyo)

408 357 > Many of you are direct supporters of cancel culture and revel in it. Cancel culture has been going on for decades and it started with the tobacco industry.

Well, sure. If you expand the definition of cancel culture beyond all reason and accountability, one can say that.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 12:53 PM (UW2ZS)


You've just described the present cancel culture. You've made my point.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 02, 2021 01:02 PM (Fs5vw)

409 387 They can have their own contest. Call it The Little Miss Tuck-It Pageant
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 12:57 PM

Come for the large hands. Stay for the Most Prominent Adam's Apple competition!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (zExdh)

The special talents section will be PPV and NSFW.

Posted by: BifBewalski - eeewwww, where's the mind bleach at March 02, 2021 01:02 PM (VcFUs)

410 Of course Christianity is a cult. Cult is from the Latin word "cultus" meaning "care, cultivation, worship".
Posted by: bonhomme
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"Cult" comes from French, a shortening of "culture".

Hence, Robespierre's "Cult of Reason" was not saying it was religious, even though it was a planned replacement for religious sentiment and community.

It was the formal or institutional framework for a "culture of Reason".

I always thought we got "cult" from like occult (hidden), but no, it's French short for "culture".

By that standard. Christianity is a "cult". But not in the standard sense.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:02 PM (FYe3W)

411 On replacing Rush. There's a lot more to talk radio then just having the right conservative views. Rush's voice, his ability to converse, his ability to sell, his ability grow an audience, etc., etc. He was one of a kind and no one can fill his shoes. Everyone else will be a poor substitute.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qH6FZ)


Whoever replaces him will just have to have his or her unique persona. Imitation is doomed to fail.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (y7DUB)

412

Oh! the Places Elections You'll Go! Steal!

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (bbdhK)

413 Maybe they should give Slo Biden a Dr Seuss book so he can learn to read.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (VpIIl)

414 Red, Ned, Ted, and Ed in bed

A Ginger stealing all those guys' souls?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (Rvt88)

415 The definition of "cult" has evolved bigly through the years. I think you are arguing at cross purposes.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (uEbPt)

416 The special talents section will be PPV and NSFW.
Posted by: BifBewalski - eeewwww, where's the mind bleach at March 02, 2021 01:02 PM


Next up, our contestant from Nantucket....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (zExdh)

417 415 The definition of "cult" has evolved bigly through the years. I think you are arguing at cross purposes.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (uEbPt)

=========

No I'm not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

418 https://1lib.eu/

Just sayin'. You'll need a VPN for that. There's also https://1lib.us/ - but I don't know if they'll pull "evil" books.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (EjmvJ)

419 It's a mad world.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

420 Next up, our contestant from Nantucket....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I'm dying here!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (Rvt88)

421 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living! Can't get any more racist than that!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (kTF2Z)

422 421 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living! Can't get any more racist than that!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (kTF2Z)

=======

And if you can't see the racism, that makes you the real racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

423 The 500 genders of Bartholomew Cubbins.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:05 PM (Geoni)

424 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living! Can't get any more racist than that!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM


Gay community loves him. He gets a pass for now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 01:05 PM (zExdh)

425 411. I think the EIB will best be used as an incubator for new talent. Let them host for a few weeks see how they do and then support them in their format and location. Rush is irreplaceable but he did support fledgling talk radio hosts.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 02, 2021 01:05 PM (L8PU5)

426 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living! Can't get any more racist than that!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

He wears a tie.

Sponge privilege.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (Rvt88)

427 This is where we are in the 6th week of The Adventures of Buckaroo Biden Across the 8th Dementia

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (3aI0K)

428 Lady at the gas station today was complaining to the clerk about the high price of gas. When asked why it was so high, the kid said one word: Biden. The wine mom almost lost her shit and said; "What does Biden have to do with it?". The kid replies, "Do you live under a rock?". Dunce mom just walked away.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (VpIIl)

429 The Cat in the Strap-On

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (Geoni)

430 My thought is that the elites are basically trying and succeeding at destroying public education and turning into indoctrination.
That way, their spawn for the most part can go to either elite public education in wealthy enclaves or private education. In these locations, they will learn and be advantaged over the lesser classes.
Basically recreating feudalism all the way down and a natural consequence of do what thou wilt philosophy. Marxism, oligarchies, aristocracies, etc. are all about setting up a self perpetuating ruling class over the plebes. That is why the stupid outrage con-servative media focusing on leftist hypocrisy is ultimately self defeating. They don't care about hypocrisy, they mean to rule others.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (pO7gM)

431
In that tuba is Tiny Hitler
Close in spirit to Li'l Shitler
Commanded fighters
And pillow biter --
Neither one is a quitter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (pNxlR)

432 Arthur the aardvark is a Nazi!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (kTF2Z)

433 This happens sometimes in faculty meetings.

First clown: "I propose X."
Second clown: "I support X, but with a twist.
Third clown: "I support X with a twist, but further adding Y."
And so on. Nobody just says, "Yeah, I agree. Let's do X."
Each intellectually insecure clown has to put his own little fillip on the original proposal, to show he's an independent thinker.

It's pathetic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (YqDXo


And no one ever says X is bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (axyOa)

434 OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
*2nd Edition, Revised for Trans Bathrooms

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (F26eZ)

435 The real reason Seuss is on the outs? 'A person is a person, no matter how small.'

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (yQpMk)

436 The Cat in the Strap-On
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM


That's Not a Wocket in my Pocket!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (zExdh)

437 427 This is where we are in the 6th week of The Adventures of Buckaroo Biden Across the 8th Dementia

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (3aI0K)

Does this make Cameltoe "Big Booty"?

Posted by: BifBewalski - Buckaroo Biden FTW at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (VcFUs)

438 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living! Can't get any more racist than that!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:04 PM (kTF2Z)

===============

But is he always "FIRST!!!!!"?

Posted by: Doof at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (mZUr4)

439 I do not like black supremacists.
I do not like them when they are shooting.
I do not like them when they are looting.
I do not like them when they are whining for handouts.
I do not like them when they are making martyrs out of bust-outs.
I do not like them at all.

Posted by: CrustyB at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (qXzGC)

440 The advocacy group "Learning for Justice" Used to be called
"Teaching for Tolerance" Evidently they've scrapped tolerance in favor of fascism, but what a surprise- They speak well of the SPLC:

https://www.learningforjustice.org/contact

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (VP4Cd)

441 Chi coms might as well start landing troops at our airbases and formally occupy us.

What's stopping them?

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (+Xgy+)

442 Lady at the gas station today was complaining to the clerk about the high price of gas. When asked why it was so high, the kid said one word: Biden. The wine mom almost lost her shit and said; "What does Biden have to do with it?". The kid replies, "Do you live under a rock?". Dunce mom just walked away.

--

Good for the kid! Of course, judging by her reaction, ignorant Karen Wine Mom will never make the connection.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (O+I8R)

443 85 Hop on Wop!

Oh, wait. They don't complain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2021 12:24 PM (Bmy3R)

No, but they'll get revenge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (lR7Oz)

444 No, it is not.

But believe what you want.


I will, thanks. Cult is a meaningless word unless you define it rigorously, which most people don't.

As I said, the word "cult" is from the Latin word, "cultus" which means, "care, cultivation, worship". Every religion that involves care and worship is a cult, in the original sense of the word.

The current pejorative sense of the word is thrown at all sorts of religions like Mormons, 7th Day Adventists, Jehova's Witnesses, Zoroastrians, even Yoga.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (UW2ZS)

445 Man, that sucker's huge!

Posted by: Tiny Hitler at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

446
Lady at the gas station today was complaining to the clerk about the high price of gas. When asked why it was so high, the kid said one word: Biden. The wine mom almost lost her shit and said; "What does Biden have to do with it?". The kid replies, "Do you live under a rock?". Dunce mom just walked away.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven


** STANDING OVATION **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

447 Can't believe they're giving Spongebob a pass. I mean he's a sponge. Who lives in a pineapple. He makes hamburgers for a living!

At least he doesn't put pineapple on hamburgers. Because that would be... Wait, that might be awesome.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (qc+VF)

448 On replacing Rush. There's a lot more to talk radio then just having the right conservative views. Rush's voice, his ability to converse, his ability to sell, his ability grow an audience, etc., etc. He was one of a kind and no one can fill his shoes. Everyone else will be a poor substitute.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qH6FZ)
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Even though I disagreed with him regularly, I recognize when somebody deserves the mantle "thinker".

Rush was a thinker and a visionary.

You can't just replace that. Rush is the guy that started Dennis Miller on his slide right. Miller said "You know sometimes I listen to that guy Rush Limbaugh and think 'Ya know, sometimes he gets a few things right" (all paraphrase). That was too much for his friends on the left. And Miller wasn't so stalwart back then and folded in a couple of days and repented of ever having said he agreed with Rush on anything.

But eventually, it did it's work. I think 9/11 was the kicker for Miller.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (FYe3W)

449 The Sneetches Get Steeches

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (Geoni)

450 One Fish, Two Fish, Reparations for You-Fish

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 01:09 PM (F26eZ)

451 That's Not a Wocket in my Pocket!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 01:07 PM (zExdh)

But you can call it that if you want!

~ Lincoln Project

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:09 PM (XeEyo)

452 That was like the Scott Tenorman episode. But instead of do not f*** with Cartman you have do not f*** with Matt and Trey!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:01 PM (XeEyo)



Yeah, they ground it in pretty good:

Eric Cartman: [Chef has impaled himself by falling, and has his face chewed off by a bear and a lion] Wait, maybe he's still alive, they say that just after you die...

Chef: [Farts and sprays diarrhea]

Eric Cartman: [pause] Alright, let's go.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 02, 2021 01:09 PM (ZSK0i)

453 "Good for the kid! Of course, judging by her reaction, ignorant Karen Wine Mom will never make the connection.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (O+I8R)"

I went over to Starbucks, bought the kid a coffee and one of those $5 bacon sandwiches. When I gave it to him I said "never back down'. He was floored.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

454 I don't mean nothin' by it. It's just big. That's all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Tiny Hitler at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (yQpMk)

455 Can we ban Caillou? He's not racist or anything, just annoying as hell.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (kTF2Z)

456 Chi coms might as well start landing troops at our airbases and formally occupy us.

What's stopping them?
Posted by: torabora

---

Why bother?

Let their puppets do all the hard work in the WH and Pentagon.

Posted by: SMH at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (xo2KW)

457 Horton Hears a Who is al allegory for the bombing of Hiroshima and the occupation of Japan, per buzzfeed

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (ONvIw)

458 455 Can we ban Caillou? He's not racist or anything, just annoying as hell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (kTF2Z)

That whiny little bastard is never allowed on in my house.

Mooooooommm

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (XeEyo)

459 Lady at the gas station today was complaining to the clerk about the high price of gas. When asked why it was so high, the kid said one word: Biden. The wine mom almost lost her shit and said; "What does Biden have to do with it?". The kid replies, "Do you live under a rock?". Dunce mom just walked away.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (VpIIl)
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A true Karen would probably try to get that kid fired.

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (FYe3W)

460 "Whoever replaces him will just have to have his or her unique persona. Imitation is doomed to fail."

"I think the EIB will best be used as an incubator for new talent."


Yep. Personally I think they need someone fresh who understands radio first, voice and presentation combined with knowledge and ideology instead of the current crop of broadcasters.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (qH6FZ)

461 If I Ran the Re-education Camp

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (Geoni)

462 To contact the Loudon County School Board:

https://webinter.lcps.org/contactschoolboard/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (VP4Cd)

463 Can we ban Caillou? He's not racist or anything, just annoying as hell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (kTF2Z)
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And Arthur...something racisty racist....

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (FYe3W)

464 They're going to have a mandatory Dress For Success Day in your public schools soon.

It won't be what you think it is.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (+Xgy+)

465
I am the Lorax: Eff the trees!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

466 373 It's 86 degrees and sunny here. I'mma spend the afternoon down on the dock with a fishing rod in one hand, a cigar in the other hand, and let the sun slowly turn me less white.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at March 02, 2021 12:56 PM (hTDvT)

I think we can all aspire to be less white

Posted by: Coke and a smile at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (2cfUo)

467 "A true Karen would probably try to get that kid fired.
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (FYe3W)"

I was waiting for her to go after the kid so I could light her on fire.

Losing my dog has me in a very precarious mood.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

468 Whig agree and would add this is part of the prescribed framework for installing Marxism/communism. All previous accepted literature must be removed from public consumption and memory. It is easier to do that initially by starting with kids literature as its promoted as being in childrens best interest. The peanuts cartoons being removed from network television Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn because of racism or N word etc.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (L8PU5)

469 OK, I am liking Melbourne Florida...

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (VpIIl)

470 The Star-Bellied Sneetches is dangerous literature to the modern left.
I'm serious. If a kid reads that they'd be able to see the scam.



It's a perfect allegory for modern identity politics. A grifter stirring up class division in order to profit from it.

Posted by: weew at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (+m+uH)


Yep. I read that to my youngest this week, explaining what was going on, while trying not to spoil the fun of the verse.

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (KnJdm)

471 And Arthur...something racisty racist....
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (FYe3W)

Surprise! Mr. Ratburn is teh gay!

No cancellation for at least another 6 weeks.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (XeEyo)

472 462 To contact the Loudon County School Board:

https://webinter.lcps.org/contactschoolboard/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2021 01:11 PM (VP4Cd)

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"Dear Mx,

It has come to my attention that you have banned some Seuss books, but not all. This makes my transgendered Muslim adoptive child feel unsafe, and we will dox you unless you also ban books by and any that even refer to noted racist Karl Marx."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

473 Horton Hears a Who is al allegory for the bombing of Hiroshima and the occupation of Japan, per buzzfeed
Posted by: CN


Horton Hires A Ho - is for post war geisha girls.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (hgso/)

474 463 And Arthur...something racisty racist....
Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (FYe3W)

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Crowder voiced the character Brain for a couple of years way back when.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

475
I think we can all aspire to be less white
Posted by: Coke and a smile


Oh, yeah, like you and we have NOTHING in common

-- World vanilla markets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (pNxlR)

476 They're going to have a mandatory Dress For Success Day in your public schools soon.

It won't be what you think it is.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM


But those Bill Blass uniforms will be to die for...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (zExdh)

477 The South Park guys have a perfect preezy for their show with Biden and veep with Harris.

But, will they make fun of them? Nope.

Just like they never mentioned Obama except to say, "he's the greatest" in some such fashion.

Then what 3-4 years of continuous bagging on Trump.

Meh. They've lost it. They're just Democrat hacks now.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (dWwl8)

478 Nah these people are not insane. Stable.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (nXpBV)

479 So, how often would I find a hook to hang this on? Willowed now anyway...

From an old webwork series

Getting From Here to There
#12 - The 500 Cars of That Guy from That Book

Link in nic

Posted by: mindful webworker - I will not eat... undercooked with metal shavings at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (mf0wg)

480 Crowder voiced the character Brain for a couple of years way back when.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Crowder as in Steven?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (XeEyo)

481 Whooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sturmbanfuher!
Absorbent and porous and yellow is he!
Sturmbannfuhrer!
If nautical nonsense is something you wish!
Sturmbannfuhrer!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

I can't connect the dots any better for you, people!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (kTF2Z)

482 Does anyone else sense the irony of having a "President" who can barely make sense of his own teleprompter, talking about children books that are likely beyond his comprehension level, for national literacy on Read Across America Day?
Or is it just me?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (lY4np)

483 I went over to Starbucks, bought the kid a coffee and one of those $5 bacon sandwiches. When I gave it to him I said "never back down'. He was floored.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven

You Sir, are a great American!

Bravo.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (Rvt88)

484 480 Crowder voiced the character Brain for a couple of years way back when.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

Crowder as in Steven?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (XeEyo)

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Yeah, conservative Youtube dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

485 Losing my dog has me in a very precarious mood.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:12 PM (VpIIl)


Run with it, Marcus T. You're on a roll.

Posted by: creeper at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (XxJt1)

486 The Dr. Seuss crowd is summoned by a NOOD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (gtatv)

487 Gas stations should have two prices.

One for Trump voters.

The other for Bi den voters.

If Trump is higher then the courts won't hear the case.

If Bi send is higher they will step on them like a bug.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (+Xgy+)

488 My thought is that the elites are basically trying and succeeding at destroying public education and turning into indoctrination.
That way, their spawn for the most part can go to either elite public education in wealthy enclaves or private education.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 01:06 PM (pO7gM)
---
Also our kids won't get in the way of the Chinese monopolizing technology.

The Chicoms have told them they will only tolerate enough Ameircan success to fool the rubes that we're still in this thing. So, they're looking out for their kids. (Just a proposition.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (FYe3W)

489 >> Call it The Little Miss Tuck-It Pageant

Thailand has had ladyboy pageants for years. Miss Tiffany's Universe is the big one in Bangkok. You'd think our trannies would look at that and just give up.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (Mzdiz)

490 Lady at the gas station today was complaining to
the clerk about the high price of gas. When asked why it was so high,
the kid said one word: Biden. The wine mom almost lost her shit and
said; "What does Biden have to do with it?". The kid replies, "Do you
live under a rock?". Dunce mom just walked away.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven



** STANDING OVATION **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

Elect that man.

Posted by: 4 at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (KnJdm)

491 Can we ban Caillou? He's not racist or anything, just annoying as hell.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (kTF2Z)

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A friend of ours said Caillou taught her son bad behavior. Said her kid was always good at listening and following directions until one Caillou episode where the little squirt blatantly ignores his mom and does something he wasn't supposed to do. And in the end everything is fine and it's all laughed off.

She said she could practically SEE the lightbulb fire off over her kid's head.

And that was the end of her son listening to her.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (F26eZ)

492 Fox Loves Cocks

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (Geoni)

493 The Sneetches Get Steeches
Posted by: Landofskybluewater


And Volume 2, Sneetches Go Straight To Deetches.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2021 01:15 PM (hgso/)

494 They need to create all of this crap just to rationalize killing your kids in the womb.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (dRfJW)

495 OK, I am liking Melbourne Florida..

***

I spent a week there years ago visiting a girl I was involved with who had moved down there. I thoroughly enjoyed the area.

Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (Kt1w/)

496 The Children's Story by James Clavell

https://bit.ly/3kFet3b

Posted by: Tiny Hitler at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (yQpMk)

497 Meh. They've lost it. They're just Democrat hacks now.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 02, 2021 01:14 PM (dWwl


Anyone surprised by this?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

498 Just kidding. Give me a couple relevant characteristics or quirks and maybe a first name and I'll see if inspiration strikes.Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (m45I2)

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You are a great human being.

He's a "Bill", of Irish extraction, a proud Demofascist, a father of four, an athlete of some accomplishment and an all-around decent guy (except for politics) who says grace at dinner of excruciating length. I've heard him go ten or even fifteen minutes, all while the roast beast is sitting there looking you in the face. Sheesh. He loves bourbon manhattans. Plural.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (29q5W)

499 But those Bill Blass uniforms will be to die for...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Hugo Boss gear will have a big presence too!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (Rvt88)

500 One of the last times I was in Chicago, me and a friend walked up on two kids pummeling each other. There were a few other kids cheering on the slugfest. My buddy says to them, why don't you go read a fucking book or do something useful?". lol

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:16 PM (VpIIl)

501 He was one of a kind and no one can fill his shoes. Everyone else will be a poor substitute.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 02, 2021 12:59 PM (qH6FZ)

Whoever replaces him will just have to have his or her unique persona. Imitation is doomed to fail.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 01:03 PM (y7DUB)


Thing is - which Rush are you trying to replace? That's a hard nut to crack, and why nobody can just step in. We have to fall in love all over again. You can't just clone your dog and have the same pet.

Rush's shtick changed a lot since he started. And he really did used to be kind of obnoxious and go for shock value. When he was syndicated he toned it down a bit - and I can certainly see the parallels between him and Trump as far as bloated egos.

In the past 15 or so years, Rush really turned into this wise, older statesman. The comedy bits were largely cast aside. The one thing that was consistent was his ability to espouse conservative values instead of only focusing on the hypocracy of the left. And can anybody else be right 99.5% of the time?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at March 02, 2021 01:17 PM (46GDR)

502 Horton Hears a Holocaust was my favorite Dr. Seuss book as a kid.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 02, 2021 01:18 PM (H3MF8)

503 > Little Cindy Lou Who grew up and joined a metal band:

The young lady's name is Taylor Momsen, and she is extremely decorative.

All the more so since she've avoided the mania for covering herself with hideous tatts.

Posted by: Bureaucrats Everywhere at March 02, 2021 01:18 PM (QE98t)

504 Horton Hears a Holocaust was my favorite Dr. Seuss book as a kid.


One fish, two fish, white fish, jewfish.

Posted by: Tiny Hitler at March 02, 2021 01:19 PM (yQpMk)

505 I went over to Starbucks, bought the kid a coffee and one of those $5 bacon sandwiches. When I gave it to him I said "never back down'. He was floored.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at March 02, 2021 01:10 PM (VpIIl)


You're a great American!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 02, 2021 01:19 PM (y7DUB)

506 I suspect many of us are fine with boycotts, but I doubt very many are interested in doxing people and destroying their individual livelihoods - and attempting to lead them to suicide - because they read Fox in Socks to their toddler.
Posted by: Lysenko - Be happy that you're being killed by a good man instead of being left alone by a bad man. at March 02, 2021 12:54 PM (Kt1w/)


That's exactly what they did. And they did it without regard to the tobacco farmers that were forced out of business because government edicts, or the advertisers pitching a legal (and it's still legal) product.

And yes, there were doxings and lives ruined. All because government wanted to force people's decisions. Much like we're seeing with the Wuflu scam.

Posted by: Justsayin' at March 02, 2021 01:19 PM (Fs5vw)

507 I have a couple of those books. Several years back Costco was selling 2 compilation books of Dr Seuss, each had 5-6 stories. Those are in them. Costco is constantly selling dr seuss.

On the other hand, as noted he was a total leftist. He was a major donor to Planned Parenthood. His lifelong project started when he was an army cartoonist during WW2. He drew lots of propaganda posters for the troops to wear condoms to avoid std's. he did draw many unflattering pictures of Japanese. He probably also thought Blacks were not in control of their bodies as stds were rampant. So in real life, he would not be my friend at all. We don't idolize him as an author, but we have some.

Posted by: Sassy at March 02, 2021 01:20 PM (tUGnI)

508 Holden Caufield's beloved little brother died and Mom and Dad didn't even take him to the funeral.

He "acting out" and perfectly sane considering.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 02, 2021 01:20 PM (2BZBZ)

509 > Horton Hires A Ho - is for post war geisha girls.

Like Mazie Hirono, you're saying.

Posted by: Bureaucrats Everywhere at March 02, 2021 01:21 PM (QE98t)

510 >> Rush really turned into this wise, older statesman. The comedy bits were largely cast aside.

Many of them are still available on his website.

He had a monologue a while back about this, saying he used to mock them and laugh, but he realizes now that hell, millions believe this nonsense. We were sitting around believing no one would fall for this lunacy and then, hell, half the country did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2021 01:21 PM (Mzdiz)

511 502" Because he was raycissss, like Chesterton was an anti-Semite, as was Fitzgerald, Dickens, Shakespeare, you name it. If you look for the "bad" in people, you can usually find something to smear them with. Like give me the man and I'll find the crime. No one must ever be clean enough.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 01:21 PM (ONvIw)

512 His first wife (The first Mrs. Geisel) committed suicide. While he was alive, he kept a lid on the merchandising. At his death, the second wife goes full-bore on the merchandising, even authorizing "Seussical the Musical."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at March 02, 2021 01:22 PM (2BZBZ)

513 > Can we ban Caillou? He's not racist or anything, just annoying as hell.

Also Asterix. Smurfs. Anything French or French-Canadian, basically.

Exception: the hot chicks from Metal Hurlant can stay.

Posted by: Bureaucrats Everywhere at March 02, 2021 01:23 PM (QE98t)

514
On the other hand, as noted he was a total leftist.


On the other hand, "Thidwick, the Big-Hearted Moose" tells a pretty great story of a put-upon moose divesting himself of an army of freeloaders. it is a pretty satisfying read.

Perhaps a dozen of so copies of it ought to be sent to the Loudon County School Board.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2021 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

515 The star was blood red,
on the star-bellied sneech,
and its minions were armed
on that day at the beach.

Only its minions were armed...
on that day at the beach.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 02, 2021 01:24 PM (lFp4o)

516 Oh hey there, a nood.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at March 02, 2021 01:25 PM (XeEyo)

517 468 Jen,
The only problem is that the left were too late to gain control and now they will fail. Already, I see the cracks in the foundation which will soon become chunks etc. The top down coup done by oligarchs rests on the most unstable foundations and traditionally provide a relatively rapid fall either from external or internal enemies of the regime.

Ultimately, Gramsci proscriptions can destroy a culture but cannot bring about rule by their favored class because his proscriptions atomize the very society that it degraded leading to a multiple of truths--not one officially approved version required to animate the peasants. Like most intellectuals, they smell their own body odor and think that it smells like roses.

The idea, which applies to intellectuals, is that they are smarter than most everyone else and that they can lead the peasants into what to think, believe, love, and hate. In truth, a true revolution exploits these things but does not make them. They have to already exist on a large scale in order to be fanned into flame. That is why top down idiocies like this coup fail.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 01:25 PM (pO7gM)

518 he did draw many unflattering pictures of Japanese. He probably also thought Blacks were not in control of their bodies as stds were rampant. So in real life, he would not be my friend at all. We don't idolize him as an author, but we have some.
Posted by: Sassy at March 02, 2021 01:20 PM (tUGnI)

I suspect the Japanese drawings of Americans were always the epitome of respect as was their treatment of other groups.

Posted by: CN at March 02, 2021 01:27 PM (ONvIw)

519 He's a "Bill", of Irish extraction... who says grace at dinner of excruciating length. I've heard him go ten or even fifteen minutes, all while the roast beast is sitting there looking you in the face. Sheesh.

*******

God Bless Us, Every One - a limerick

A fine Irish lad known as Bill
Offers grace, and is droning on still
He prays with great feeling
While the gravy's congealing
And the pork roast is catching a chill

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2021 01:27 PM (m45I2)

520 488 Axeman,
Both the American left and the Chinese are in effect using each other as the Chinese cannot rule here effectively but can bribe and influence while the left and woke techlords want the money, they assuredly do not want to be ruled themselves by Chinese--note the discriminatory policies against Asian Americans at elite universities for example. Think of it more like a partnership in despoiling the US.

Posted by: whig at March 02, 2021 01:30 PM (pO7gM)

521 We have been taught all of our lives that we should not fight. "I don't care who started it! There's a no tolerance policy, so you are both expelled!"

Shoot someone in self-defense, and you are going to be in a massive world of hurt.

All leading up to what we are experiencing now: we are drowning in crazy people saying and demanding crazy things. Very often physical coercion is the only way to get crazy people to knock it off - they are crazy; they do not respond to reason.

And we have lived all our lives under "authoritah" telling us that we will be severely punished if we engage physically with anyone.

So, we've been trained to take beatings from the crazy, and we don't know how to fix it.

Posted by: EXTERMINATE! at March 02, 2021 01:31 PM (hbrUW)

522 Bartender, a drink for Muldoon! On me!

Thank you sir. Much appreciated, and perfectly captures the man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at March 02, 2021 01:37 PM (29q5W)

523 Done bought all the Dr. Seuss I could this morning from Thriftbooks.
Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse.

Ya gonna sell 'em from a van down by the river ?

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2021 01:38 PM (arJlL)

524 Note, apparently Eddie Murphy had to be forced to put even ONE white person in 'Coming to America 2'... and they were laughing about it.
Posted by: Romeo13

Michael Richards ?

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2021 01:41 PM (arJlL)

525 I'm old enough to remember when Loudoun County was a semi-rural area filled with gentleman farmers and foxhunters.

WTF do these wokesters come from? What villages are producing these idiots? Can we drone the hives from which they spring?

Posted by: the other coyote at March 02, 2021 01:45 PM (jSj7o)

526 the other coyote, it is a suburb of DC now, so it is wall-to-wall government drones, who like to pretend they live in the "country"

Posted by: barbarausa at March 02, 2021 01:47 PM (W7IZQ)

527 and a lot of the fox hunters were trust fund leftists.
A major funder of Code Pink, who allowed the Ruckus Society (Battle in Seattle, Occupy, Antifa) to train on her estate, lives in Middleburg

Posted by: barbarausa at March 02, 2021 01:48 PM (W7IZQ)

528 The real reason they should hate Dr. Seuss is "Horton Hears a Who"--probably the most pro-life kids story ever. The hero is a noble, courageous African elephant, and the repeated motto of the story:"A person's a person, no matter how small."

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 02, 2021 01:51 PM (bvp+i)

529
So, Lady YD is watching Golden Girls, and it's the one where Rose writes a letter to Gorbachev and he thinks its some little girl, and he wants to meet with her like when Andropov pulled that same stunt. It's pretty funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2021 01:55 PM (sCTt7)

530 Loudoun County is a soulless sprawling DC suburb filled with government contractors and tech workers. They live in cookie cutter mcmansions and produce cookie cutter children whose only interests are travel sports, designer clothes, and building up their college resumes.

When you drive through, you get depressed.

Posted by: Lulu at March 02, 2021 02:09 PM (TB7HE)

531 If I ran the Zoo has been canceled many times previous despite it being a marvelous surreal adventure in early reading and rhyming, it's got cartoons of people from fictive foreign lands.


If they come for Red Fish, Blue Fish, that's the end of America.

Posted by: SarahW at March 02, 2021 02:09 PM (g1vnC)

532 Biden's racial overtones a couple weeks ago: https://youtu.be/WChD50UBCWM

Posted by: Fedup at March 02, 2021 02:14 PM (68ya+)

533 I think Dr. Seuss is being banned for a different reason.

Because he was of a faith the Left hates passionately. And no, I am not talking about Christianity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:30 PM (49Dnm)

534 233 At least we are going to get a Ta Nahesi Coates version of Superman.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2021 12:38 PM (6/LtX)

Directed by the master of uncreativity, Jar Jar Abrams.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 02, 2021 05:31 PM (49Dnm)

535 Soon the only books left will be Daddies Room Mate and Heather has two Mommies as well as Books about Global Warming/Climate Change

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