Remembering Andrew Breitbart <br>and Quarantine Cafe

Remembering Andrew Breitbart
and Quarantine Cafe

Andrew Breitbart collapsed and died due to a congenital heart defect nine years ago today.

Great remembrance of Andrew from Michael Walsh back in 2012.

We have lost our bravest warrior, but we must continue his good fight.
In the war against the institutional Left, Andrew Breitbart was the Right's Achilles; the bravest of all the warriors, now fallen on the plain. There was no combat in which he would not engage, no battle -- however small -- he would not join with glee, and no outcome acceptable except total victory. His unexpected death last night at the young age of 43 is not the end of his crusade, but its beginning.
No figure on our side was more despised in the whited sepulchers of the media/academic/political Left, and Breitbart wore their loathing as a daily badge of honor. His refusal to grant even a glimmer of moral absolution constantly enraged them, and his very existence was an affront to their carefully constructed -- to use one of Andrew’s favorite words -- "narrative" of moral superiority. Naturally, they are already dancing on his grave, with the manic joy of being suddenly and miraculously delivered from one of their most potent enemies.
Breitbart's death is a tragedy, not only for those who delighted in following him into battle but for those who cheered him on as well. Andrew was larger than life, a charismatic natural leader, a big man in every way -- physically, spiritually, and intellectually. He would meet a total stranger and immediately try to enlist him or her into his army, railing against the Left's mendacity and misdeeds. He would practically pick you up by the lapels and shake you in order to make you understand the furious, urgent necessity of his fight.
Confrontation was his métier, and he routinely and gleefully waded into groups of lefties to challenge them face to face. Puckish humor was his stock-in-trade, and he would often disarm opponents with his boyish, goofy side. He was a virtuoso of the Twitterverse, a master of multi-tasking, and would think nothing of having a meeting with colleagues in his Westwood home while talking on the phone to someone else and working his Twitter feed. He joked that he had ADD, but what he really had was an outsized heart, fueled by courage and passion and, as the title of his recent book had it, by Righteous Indignation.

So many things #AndrewBreitbart gave us
"Politics is downstream of culture"
Is a brilliant one

He also told us to recognize the Left declared war on us
&
We must respond in kindpic.twitter.com/LM4rDFAu8s
— Jim Hanson 🇺🇸 (@JimHansonDC) March 1, 2021

Michael Walsh, by the way, just published a surprise best-seller Called Last Stands: Why Men Fight When All Is Lost.

It has the unofficial subtitle "Case Studies in Toxic Masculinity." I'm going to try to interview him about the book for the blog.

Speaking of toxic masculinity:

I understand their paranoia on this score. Heck, sometimes I wonder if the CIA hasn't feminized the whole US, thinking (correctly) that feminized men are easier to control.

I should mention, because people still have questions about how he died, that Andrew Breitbart was diagnosed with a congenital heart defect just a couple of months before his death. He had collapsed -- nonfatally, of course -- previously.

I saw him a month before his death. He did not tell me about his congenital heart defect, but did tell me he was under doctor's orders to lose weight and get into shape. "I'm going to get into such good shape that you'll want to f*** me," he informed me.

His plan? Low-carb/keto. I think the doctor may have prescribed that. (Doctors are waking up about this.)

And no, don't blame low-carb for his death, either. He was only on it for a couple of months.

Additional quick hits:

Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.

Here's how she looked Pre-Feminism:

She says she's determined to look like an underbridge troll because men can grow mustaches and "nobody says anything."

Yeah, our dicks get hard, too. Believe it or not, Fuzzy, there are differences between men and woman and what makes them attractive.

Of course: gay polyamorous "throuple" sues state to put three men's names on a birth certificate.

A gay, polyamorous California throuple made history in 2017 when they became the first family in the state to list three parents on a birth certificate.
...
"The fact that Piper has three parents is just not a big deal. I have three parents myself -- my mother, father and stepmother -- and no one thinks anything of it," Jenkins writes in the book. "Some people seem to think it’s about a ton of sex or something, or we're unstable and must do crazy things. [But] it's really remarkably ordinary and domestic in our house and definitely not 'Tiger King,'" referring to Joe Exotic's wild gay throuple featured in the buzzy Netflix docuseries.

No, nothing like Tiger King! Not at all! See, that was three non-college-educated dudes all banging each other up the ***, and this is three college-educated professional dudes all banging each other up the ***. Plus, a kid!

See? Nothing at all alike. All very "boring" and bourgeois.

Remember, having a college degree transforms all sins and perversions into virtues and achievements.

Because the only real sin is being unfashionably poor.

...
Although their relationship with Hodges began as a friendship, things quickly turned romantic. After five years of throuple-dom, the trio started seriously discussing parenthood when friends offered to donate their leftover embryos to them.
Over the next year, the family would spend more than $120,000 on legal fees, contracts, implantations and tests....
More tricky legal processes ensued.
...
The trio won the right to their "poly birth certificate" just before Piper was born.

Florida Man is a different breed pic.twitter.com/x5UinZnfyN
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) February 27, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 That is a lot of reading.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 01, 2021 07:26 PM (RJCvt)

2 Florida man. For. The. WIN!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2021 07:27 PM (5XK0y)

3 SMOD stat

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2021 07:28 PM (RO8BC)

4 Woman with the facial fur?

Ringing Brothers is not looking for a new bearded lady thing with chesticles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2021 07:30 PM (RO8BC)

5 Breitbart did not "pick his battles". I get tired of the "pick your battles" bunch.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 01, 2021 07:30 PM (+Q7pl)

6 Dis place sho' gone crazy!!!

Posted by: The Butler in The Three Stooges Movies at March 01, 2021 07:30 PM (z+D91)

7 Maybe she identifies as Partner of the WolfXir?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2021 07:30 PM (RO8BC)

8 what a stupid time to be alive.
that chick with the mustache and the unibrow is going to hate post about not getting laid.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at March 01, 2021 07:32 PM (USW1s)

9 Florida man. For. The. WIN!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Here-hold this other gator. And my beer.

Posted by: Florida Man Miklos at March 01, 2021 07:32 PM (QzkSJ)

10 Breitbart is here.
I think.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:32 PM (vuisn)

11 Shave the brow and put in a nose ring. Oy

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 01, 2021 07:33 PM (RJCvt)

12 The Hu. The Hu is not feminized. I can't understand a word they're singing, but I know its manly.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 07:33 PM (OssQ4)

13 Florida Man would have been more awesome for using a catapult with the gator,

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2021 07:33 PM (RO8BC)

14 Oh, fuck me runnin'. That poor kid with three "dads" who are just mutual masterbators using each other's anuses for pleasure.

How do you explain to junior when your asshole prolapses? How, indeed to you explain to junior just where junior came from and why none of his dads were directly involved?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:33 PM (okGHj)

15 I always thought it was...suspicious how Andrew died.

Posted by: Lex Talionis at March 01, 2021 07:33 PM (Di4TM)

16 have you any idea how many hours I spent listening to some fag , sitting across from my desk, kvetching about his life

while I waited for them to hand me a check ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:34 PM (6iURM)

17 5 Breitbart did not "pick his battles". I get tired of the "pick your battles" bunch.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at March 01, 2021 07:30 PM (+Q7pl)

I'm pretty sure the correct answer to picking battles is "Fuck You, War!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:34 PM (okGHj)

18 Anybody seen my socks?

Posted by: Client number nine at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (zSipp)

19 First time Florida Man mug shot is not the most disturbing image in the post. Sheesh, ace, at least provide warnings. Even pre-neanderthal phase, she's meh. Nose rings are stupid and ugly (poolies - sp? - can be OK, at best). But if there isn't some kinda angry/not-hot distribution area on the matrix, there needs to be, with her right in the middle of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (OTzUX)

20 Miss Breitbart much. We need fighters like him right now. The fighting ones seemed to have left us, and the others are being revealed to be sellouts to power. Please Lord, send us a new Breitbart!

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (W+kMI)

21 C'mon! Who HASN'T thrown an alligator at a drive-through window????

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (u+Y3T)

22 Good Lord.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

23 The Hu are pretty badass.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (vuisn)

24 MY EYES! MY EYES!!

that is a lot of ugly

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)

25 Imagine what the baby is going to see as xer grows up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (W+T/C)

26 Old and Busted: Heather Has Two Mommies
New Hotness: Heather Has Three Daddies

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (PiwSw)

27 I remember the day Andrew died like it was yesterday. I still question how he died.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

28 I agree with the Chinese article, if only because it seems the CIA or some other agency turned all our male celebrities into sissy pants too.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (W+kMI)

29 The Twitter and Youtube subframes here are blowing up RAM usage in Chrome. (Creeping up toward 1 GB.)

(Hit Shift-Esc in Chrome to end both processes, and watch your RAM usage plummet.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

30 That baby will grow up to be a serial killer.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

31 Wolfwoman!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (4I/2K)

32 Eskimos throw polar bears through windows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (VVEnO)

33 That was five years ago gatorman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

34 I always thought it was...suspicious how Andrew died.

I always thought the timing was very suspicious. If I recall, he claimed to have some sort of video evidence on Obama. And then, BAM. Would be a heck of a coincidence, but I don't believe in coincidences...

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (u+Y3T)

35 Couldn't have been a very big gator? I mean they're kind of ungainly to handle or throw, and heavy - how big could it have been to be thrown through a window? I'm thinking young juvenile gator at most.

Still exciting and not in the training manual for the drive-thru employee, but still.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (OTzUX)

36 Wolfwoman!
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude

Once a month she goes feral!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (VVEnO)

37 I'm no "Sex Therapist", but I'm of the opinion that a guy having uncoerced sex with another guy is gay.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (UW2ZS)

38 Imagine what the baby is going to see as xer grows up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

The kid will join the Foreign Legion under the name Adolph

Posted by: Miklosian Prognostications Ltd. at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)

39 That Three Men and A Baby reboot is looking kind of sketchy.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (DXFDM)

40 She's Armenian?

Posted by: Client number nine at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (zSipp)

41 As the gay therapist if the prison rape scene from Shawshank Redemption made Andy Dupree gay or not.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (W+kMI)

42 Imagine what the baby is going to see as xer grows up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

The kid will snap as a late teen and kill those 3 loonies.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (Rvt88)

43 32 Eskimos throw polar bears through windows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2021 07:36 PM (VVEnO)

Maybe a harpoon, but I doubt anyone has ever thrown a polar bear anywhere. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (okGHj)

44 >>The trio won the right to their "poly birth certificate" just before Piper was born.

That poor kid.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (bDqIh)

45 > men can grow mustaches and "nobody says anything."

I'm pretty sure people make fun of patchy mustaches, pedo mustaches, hitler pencil mustaches, and 70s cop mustaches.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:39 PM (UW2ZS)

46 Covering a lot of ground on this one Ace.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:39 PM (+ya+t)

47 Breitbart was so great. Such a loss.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (bDqIh)

48 I read all of the content.

The Breitbart info stands on it's own, the rest of he stuff is just depressing. Even the Bee stuff is making fun of actual things that are disgusting.

Not blaming Ace at all, he is one of the few honest sources of information left.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

49 I deleted some of the embedded tweets to keep the CPU demand down.

Posted by: ace at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (5+1A/)

50 39 That Three Men and A Baby reboot is looking kind of sketchy.
-----
It's the next hot project for Netflix.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (W+kMI)

51 Please Lord, send us a new Breitbart!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:35 PM (W+kMI)

BE the Breitbart!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (99Nt9)

52 that chick with the mustache and the unibrow is going to hate post about not getting laid.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at March 01, 2021 07:32 PM (USW1s)

Has a thick, aromatic pubic pelt from hipbones to 6" inseam, front and back.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

53 I'm pretty sure people make fun of patchy mustaches, pedo mustaches, hitler pencil mustaches, and 70s cop mustaches.

Respect the porn 'stache.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (jOcSX)

54 45 > men can grow mustaches and "nobody says anything."

I'm pretty sure people make fun of patchy mustaches, pedo mustaches, hitler pencil mustaches, and 70s cop mustaches.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:39 PM (UW2ZS)

And honestly, the porn stache look isn't good on men, and can only be a horror show in a woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (okGHj)

55 and 70s cop mustaches.
Posted by: bonhomme

HEY! I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (Rvt88)

56 Actually though that poor abused little kid, by the time he's old enough to do violence, may well *not* have any issue with his bizarre "family".

Observe the near light-speed of decline all around us, in almost every area. Not difficult at all to think that, 17 years from now, his "family" will be meh, no big deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (OTzUX)

57 There have been worse things thrown/crawled through a drive-thru window. Remember the lovely female yutes in Atlanta who really, really wanted some Chick-fil-A?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

58 creeps who "offered to donate their leftover embryos to them" are just as guilty

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

59 I always thought it was...suspicious how Andrew died.

I always thought the timing was very suspicious. If I recall, he claimed to have some sort of video evidence on Obama. And then, BAM. Would be a heck of a coincidence, but I don't believe in coincidences...
Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (u+Y3T)
---------------------------
I might be misrembering but I thought Breitbart had collapsed the same night after having dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn in their home...or not long after. That's suspicious, too, imho.

Posted by: fly gal at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (6CtMt)

60 Not to mention the ever-popular Porn 'Stache....

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (u+Y3T)

61 Just now on Newsmaxx Kelly - no one thinks Cuomo survives because Dems have chosen Liititia James as the next Governor of NY....

She'll run unopposed because Cuomo will step down and the Republican candidate is guaranteed to will be a half 12 year old girl, half 12 year old boy with bed wetting and foot odor issues.

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (w2LAm)

62 Danish woman wants to look more like her cats, which will be her only company now since no sober man wants to bang that.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (W+kMI)

63 Righteous Indignation

I need to reread that.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (D8YBz)

64 Has a thick, aromatic pubic pelt from hipbones to 6" inseam, front and back.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at March 01, 2021 07:40 PM (4I/2K)

Dart it with a tranquilizer and fetch the NEET, stat.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (okGHj)

65 In a couple of months, John Weaver won't seem the least bit pervy.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

66 > Freed from fussy personal grooming, Jaganjac said she can "focus on the tasks and goals that I need to have done and less on how I appear while doing them."

Who wants to bet her "tasks and goals" she's now free to focus on, having saved minutes of plucking per week, are trivial and stupid.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (UW2ZS)

67 Straight men can have sex with men without it being gay
---
It happens in prison, right?

It happens underway, right?

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (FYe3W)

68 Brave browser has no issues with twitter embeds. And when java script switched off, Safari on iCrap devices run the HQ pretty normally to, in my limited experience.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

69 Ever seen a girl who doesn't shave her legs wearing nylons? Not possible to unsee.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

70 I don't know quite what to say about that last pic. So I'd better not say anything at all. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (W4eKo)

71 Cute, wait till she is cutting off her breasts, then wanting to bang all the cuties she passes on the street.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)

72 Her bush is confused with the underbrush in a rain forest.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

73 I still smile when I recall how Tucker Carlson was high bidder on a "Dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn" auction, and he invited Andrew Breitbart along. What a shame Andrew is gone, and Ayers and Dohrn...aren't.

Posted by: Paco at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (1Jm+u)

74 Whoa! Lotta content.

ace got to close out a whole buncha tabs.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

75 If James Holden can have eight parents, why can't this poor baby have three? You haters.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (DXFDM)

76 Ever seen a girl who doesn't shave her legs wearing nylons? Not possible to unsee.
Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

-------------

Fishnets.

Like weeds growing through a picket fence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (2SdPm)

77 58 creeps who "offered to donate their leftover embryos to them" are just as guilty
Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

Please replace "embryo" with "embryonic person." Then the term "leftover" becomes a non-entity.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (okGHj)

78 RIP, Andrew.
I was lucky enough to meet him once.
He was a handsome fellow, brilliant eyes.

Posted by: navybrat has beans at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (w7KSn)

79 > HEY! I'm right here you know.

Your 'stache is glorious. Don't let anyone give you shit for it.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (UW2ZS)

80 The mainstreaming of banned punchlines will continue until something else comes along.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (RuIsu)

81 I don't know quite what to say about that last pic. So I'd better not say anything at all. Yikes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Child abuse? Child as prop?

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (L3Rsz)

82 I predicted that we had crossed over into the slide into stupid with distortions of terms to accept gay marriage.

I have never been more right. The courts *raped* Loving v. Virginia for the New Mexico verdict. And then the SCOTUS found a type of "animus" in marriage laws simply being what they were.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (FYe3W)

83 The bearded lady is a 2 am last call date. Your buddies will never let it go you took her home.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (ZN7T5)

84 CNN headline - Trump unleashes new threat to American democracy

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (Cxk7w)

85
Straight men can have sex with men without it being gay
---
It happens in prison, right?
It happens underway, right?
==
it happens to vikings , right ?

it happens to pirates , right ?

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

86 Welp, I've got to feed myself. Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

87 If you go down on mustache girl, you're obligated to say, "Dr Livingston, I presume" when you find the clit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (/48IH)

88 69 Ever seen a girl who doesn't shave her legs wearing nylons? Not possible to unsee.
Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

that's why the make the crotchless

doesn't moosh the bush

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (6iURM)

89 All of a sudden we're not allowed to throw alligators thru drive-in windows? The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

90 Your 'stache is glorious. Don't let anyone give you shit for it.
Posted by: bonhomme

Thank you!

*blushes, bats eyelashes*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (Rvt88)

91 Thanks Andrew. Your crashing the Rep. Weiner presser still leaves me in stitches. That was outstanding and a warning to ALL who think showing up "fashionably late" is cool.
Andrew Breitbart, 1 February 1969 - 1 March 2012

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (49Dnm)

92 40 She's Armenian?
Posted by: Client number nine at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (zSipp)

I doubt she's Calvinist.

Posted by: Lex Talionis at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (Di4TM)

93 Jane, I answered two of your posts in the last thread.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

94 79 > HEY! I'm right here you know.

Your 'stache is glorious. Don't let anyone give you shit for it.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:44 PM (UW2ZS)

IT'S MOUSTACHE MARCH!!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 07:46 PM (49Dnm)

95 All of a sudden we're not allowed to throw alligators thru drive-in windows? The hell?
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

Slippery slope.

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

96 89 All of a sudden we're not allowed to throw alligators thru drive-in windows? The hell?
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!!

~ Randy Marsh

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2021 07:46 PM (XeEyo)

97 Trump unleashes new threat to American democracy
Posted by: Skip

Ha. You bet he did. American (Leftist) 'democracy' needs threatening.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2021 07:46 PM (L3Rsz)

98 imagine having 3 dads and you still never learn how to shoot a gun or change a tire

Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (oA+QO)

99 If James Holden can have eight parents, why can't this poor baby have three? You haters.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (DXFDM)

Whoa spoilers

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (Bpc14)

100 All of a sudden we're not allowed to throw alligators thru drive-in windows? The hell?
Posted by: Weasel at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (MVjcR)

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Well, it is discriminatory to those of us without ready access to alligators.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (2SdPm)

101 Corgis!

https://tinyurl.com/yfmdx4h6

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (bDqIh)

102 IT'S MOUSTACHE MARCH!!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

A whole lot more fun than 'Proctober'!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88)

103 >>>Whoa! Lotta content.

It say "all you eat", no say "you stay 2 hour"...you eat shit and go now...

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 07:47 PM (w2LAm)

104 >>30 That baby will grow up to be a serial killer.

There's a running joke on a certain podcast about contributing to a future defense fund for manslaughter charges for kids like this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (vuisn)

105 OK.... "Fuzzy."

lol

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (3H9h1)

106 Love Is Love!!! *hic* *thud*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (W4eKo)

107 She's Armenian?
Posted by: Client number nine at March 01, 2021 07:38 PM (zSipp)

-------+

That 'stache isn't thick and luxurious enough to belong to a Greek woman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (/48IH)

108 IT'S MOUSTACHE MARCH!!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

MARCH MOUSTACHE MADNESS

Posted by: Pencil-thin Miklos at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)

109 76 Ever seen a girl who doesn't shave her legs wearing nylons? Not possible to unsee.
Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

-------------

Fishnets.

Like weeds growing through a picket fence.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (2SdPm)

So when I have violent nightmares tonight, for not all the alcohol in the world is enough to bleach my brain of that image, I know who to blame.

(Some years ago as a manager an intern proudly announced to me and others that she wasn't shaving her legs. I could feel food rising from my stomach at hearing that...)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (49Dnm)

110 The unibrow girl has a face that would make Andrew Cuomo mind his business and keep to himself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)

111 imagine having 3 dads and you still never learn how to shoot a gun or change a tire
Posted by: x4

The kid will know all about wine spritzers and moisturizers though.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (Rvt88)

112 Straight men can have sex with men without it being gay
---
It happens in prison, right?
It happens underway, right?
==
it happens to vikings , right ?

it happens to pirates , right ?

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)
---
With rum and the lash.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (FYe3W)

113 Breitbart's CPAC speech is so funny and spot on, and still one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUBT0NiM7zA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

114 I wonder if stache trash gal is also giving up bathing in order to fight against the patriarchy?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 07:49 PM (2SdPm)

115 Oh, we can't have nice things.

Deus Vult.

Rest in Peace, Andrew. You know how much we need you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at March 01, 2021 07:50 PM (uxJPn)

116 re: the girl who's decided to do nothing for her appearance; she forgets we've always had people like that, people who were always just natural, never used a mirror, never cared what they looked like. Before two or three hundred years ago, they were usually referred to as peasants. Bravo, it was never a very difficult thing to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2021 07:50 PM (bxPTJ)

117 unibrow probably has a bush that even granny panties can't cover

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:50 PM (6iURM)

118 I feel compelled to tell this story whenever the chance arises on this site. I know i have said it a few times over the years, but "dr." atkins killed my father. (with help from medicare and my sister.)

He had some heart blockages and also some other issues - not sure what they were, but he would occasionally get vertigo or feel lousy. My sister's mother was a big fan of atkins - the doctor on park ave, not the book or the diet, the actual doctor.

Well, my sister is an idiot and also a suck up and very flighty (think Tony's Soprano's sister.) and she pushed my father (through my mother) to go to atkins. There he got twice weekly wallet withdrawals (and chelation - a pseudoscience bs treatment where they "filter" the cholesterol out of your blood. Seriously.) in the park ave office. This was the 80s, and I researched it and it was pure BS.

He was also on the keto diet, but this was early days when there was no way to know if you were doing it right, and little guidance other than "only drink coffee with creme, not milk" and other nonsense. After about 6 months on this BS my father had a very very bad heart attack.

(cont.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 07:50 PM (LWu6U)

119 The kid with three dads better learn how to kill spiders. You know damn well that none of them will do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)

120 >If you go down on mustache girl, you're obligated to say, "Dr Livingston, I presume" when you find the clit.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (/48IH)

"Do you want Pith helmet on or off?"

"Off please"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (DXFDM)

121 "Nobody's going to demand polygamy if we recognize gay marriage! There's no reason it ever has to be more than two" --- People who argued that there was no reason that wedding services would be required to furnish gay weddings.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (FYe3W)

122 unibrow probably has a bush that even granny panties can't cover
Posted by: REDACTED

That thang would stall a brush hog.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (Rvt88)

123 Throuplephobia has no home here!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (W4eKo)

124 Ever seen a girl who doesn't shave her legs wearing nylons? Not possible to unsee.
Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 07:42 PM (+ya+t)

Even a girl who shaves her legs and mustache by the full moon light, can turn into a she-wolf when she forgets she a lady by the woke daylight....

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (w2LAm)

125 Breitbart lived and died by his convictions. He was fearless

Posted by: iandeal at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (vgGyZ)

126 I went frogging with a few buddies , one whose nickname was Animal. You would see red eyes here and there in the water . Anyway we were in the front of the flat bottom aluminum boat when we heard a splash. Animal had jumped in the water. Next thing you know you see this 2 foot or so gator come flying into the boat and three guys immediately bail into the water. Aluminum makes a lot of noise with a gator thrashing around.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

127 Are there mustache rides?

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (FYe3W)

128 (and chelation - a pseudoscience bs treatment where they "filter" the cholesterol out of your blood. Seriously.) in the park ave office. This was the 80s, and I researched it and it was pure BS.

i knew someone who went in for the chelation thing. Gawd, what a scam that was! Pure quackery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (bxPTJ)

129 "Do you want Pith helmet on or off?"

"Off please"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (DXFDM)
---
Pith? Off.

Posted by: Mikey Tyson at March 01, 2021 07:52 PM (FYe3W)

130 Should I sell off my stocks in Nair?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (vuisn)

131 122 unibrow probably has a bush that even granny panties can't cover
Posted by: REDACTED

That thang would stall a brush hog.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (Rvt8

oh, I dunno

*puts dentures back in *

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (6iURM)

132 hairy unibrow gal also as a stache
hormones outta whack

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (nUhF0)

133 "Do you want Pith helmet on or off?"

"Off please"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

"Pith off"?

-- Mike Tyson

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt88)

134 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (E44td)

135 > "Nobody's going to demand polygamy if we recognize gay marriage! There's no reason it ever has to be more than two" --- People who argued that there was no reason that wedding services would be required to furnish gay weddings.

Gabe Malor is not amused.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (UW2ZS)

136 ...and of course, let's not forget Mr. Breitbart's famous battle cry:

FUCK YOU. WAR.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (49Dnm)

137 Hmm, Insom is in Florida, right.
Perhaps he was researching an tire iron alternative with alligators?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (87oRe)

138 No comments on three gay guys calling a kid 'Piper'?

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (ZXLUB)

139 $120k for legal fees will be dwarfed by the psychiatrist fees little Piper and Parker are going to cost their three dads in about 15 years.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (ou0f7)

140 So, Ace got to meet Breitbart. And, the other day he mentioned going to CPAC.
Sure would like to meet him someday.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (sd8p8)

141 > Next thing you know you see this 2 foot or so gator come flying into the boat and three guys immediately bail into the water.

That's how the big gators get you into the water.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (UW2ZS)

142 oh, I dunno

*puts dentures back in *
Posted by: REDACTED

"NO TEETH!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (Rvt88)

143 I think she just wants to make money on YouPorn fetish sites.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

144 No comments on three gay guys calling a kid 'Piper'?

That's bad but possibly the least of their transgressions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 01, 2021 07:55 PM (W4eKo)

145 Gabe Malor is not amused.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (UW2ZS)

But he is a colossal ass.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

146 An interesting article from my "developer news" email today. I got a chuckle from this one.

Judge in Google case disturbed that 'incognito' users are tracked.

...Broome's (lawyer for Google) attempt to downplay the privacy concerns by pointing out that the federal court system's own website uses Google services ended up backfiring. The judge demanded an explanation "about what exactly Google does," while voicing concern that visitors to the court's website are unwittingly disclosing information to the company. "I want a declaration from Google on what information they're collecting on users to the court's website, and what that's used for," Koh told the company's lawyers.

https://tinyurl.com/7uyb5ut7

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 01, 2021 07:55 PM (V4K2K)

147 No comments on three gay guys calling a kid 'Piper'?
---
Shirley, you must be joking.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:55 PM (FYe3W)

148 There's a running joke on a certain podcast about contributing to a future defense fund for manslaughter charges for kids like this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:48 PM (vuisn)

Not a joke, more like a prescient observation!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (87oRe)

149 Should have named the baby Pipem.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (PisyI)

150 (cont.)

OK, he survived the second attack so what was the problem? Well for one, he was eating lots of fat and NOT in ketosis since no one could tell and the atkins plans was misguided and no one had made it clear to my father what the goal was (ketosis. --that is, this was not a normal diet where you try to do your best, this was a diet where a little cheating each day was disasterous.)

Well, the real problem was that the cardiologist he was seeing was so adamant about him NOT following such a bone headed plan (remember, this was before easy testing for ketosis, or even a good understanding of when it would happen) that he told my father he would not treat a patient who was a patent of another cardiologist (atkins) and who would not follow his advice.

My father shopped around and no doctors would take him thanks to the atkins situation (chelation and eating lots of fat.) He finally got a Dr. recommended from the atkins office.

I am in CA at the time, and a few months later he starts feeling lousy. Now I had a friend die of CHF, so I knew what it looked like and on the phone with my dad, I could see the symptoms
(cont.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (LWu6U)

151 ace probably introduced himself as a commenter

Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (oA+QO)

152 Ok, if alligators are out,
How about a badger?

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (Cxk7w)

153 But he is a colossal ass.
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

Shep on line one, Mr. Shep is on line one....

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 07:56 PM (w2LAm)

154 Here's a picture of Cuomo putting hands on a woman who really doesn't want his hand on her.

https://bit.ly/3q8M9Y6

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (UW2ZS)

155 That poor kid.
Posted by: Lizzy

my exact same thought

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (nUhF0)

156 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched

*unconcernedly applies moustache wax*

Posted by: Miklos, quite difficult to offend at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Previous thread: Canada is actually imprisoning people in secret prisons in *The Yukon*? As in, the *Siberia* of Canada?

They're not even trying to hide it now, are they?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (Bmy3R)

158 With rum and the lash.

Kinky

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (sd8p8)

159 Raccoon on acid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (W+T/C)

160 @evanchill 4m

A third woman has accused Governor Cuomo of unwanted touching and sexual attention, saying he placed his hands on her face and asked if he could kiss her at her friend's wedding. A friend took a series of pictures of the incident as it occurred.

https://tinyurl.com/yadzejjn

NYTimes...

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (cF8AT)

161 I always thought it was...suspicious how Andrew died.

I always thought the timing was very suspicious. If I recall, he claimed to have some sort of video evidence on Obama. And then, BAM. Would be a heck of a coincidence, but I don't believe in coincidences...
Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 07:37 PM (u+Y3T)
I might be misrembering but I thought Breitbart had collapsed the same night after having dinner with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn in their home...or not long after. That's suspicious, too, imho.
Posted by: fly gal at March 01, 2021 07:41 PM (6CtMt)

Always a lot of convenient deaths occurring for Democrats.
And yet, try as I might I can't think of a single convenient death for the Republicans.
Ah well, that way madness lies.....

*adjusts tin foil hat*

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (dWwl8)

162 Judge in Google case disturbed that 'incognito' users are tracked.

****

The part that I don't get is how they're listening in every doctor's appointment, attorney consultation, child psychologist office, etc.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (5nBSV)

163 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (E44td)

Sam Elliot?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

164 That eyebrow girl has a fever and I got the cure....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (R/m4+)

165 Please replace "embryo" with "embryonic person." Then the term "leftover" becomes a non-entity.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 07:43 PM (okGHj)

Excuse my bad taste here, but I thought the PP term of art was "clump of cells"!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (87oRe)

166 why does Erickson have a Radio show. Is Georgia full of cucks?

Posted by: rcocean at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (evE25)

167 Here's a picture of Cuomo putting hands on a woman who really doesn't want his hand on her.

https://bit.ly/3q8M9Y6
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (UW2ZS)
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It kind of looks like his daughter from the earlier video.

Still...

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (FYe3W)

168 154 Here's a picture of Cuomo putting hands on a woman who really doesn't want his hand on her.

https://bit.ly/3q8M9Y6
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (UW2ZS)

so, how do I get that to come up ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:59 PM (6iURM)

169 https://bit.ly/3q8M9Y6

Those look like the hands of every married guy on his wife after age 50 - trust me bub....

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 07:59 PM (w2LAm)

170 163 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2021 07:53 PM (E44td)

Sam Elliot?

BURT!

(pardon me)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 07:59 PM (vuisn)

171 84 CNN headline - Trump unleashes new threat to American democracy
Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (Cxk7w)

Apparently they weren't listening for the past five years.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (okGHj)

172 Here's a picture of Cuomo putting hands on a woman who really doesn't want his hand on her.

https://bit.ly/3q8M9Y6
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (UW2ZS)

so, how do I get that to come up ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 07:59 PM (6iURM)
---
Phrasing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (FYe3W)

173 Drew Holden has a great thread reminding people of all of the Cuomo enablers and how hard they sucked his hog.

https://bit.ly/3r8fQtQ

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (UW2ZS)

174
NYTimes...
Posted by: Tami

Hm. Wonder how intoxicating the gal found Cuomo the Powerful to be, at the time of the incident.

Not that I don't # believeallwomen.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (L3Rsz)

175
That hairy girl presents something new.

Instead of a punchable face, she has a-

Brazilian Waxable Face!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (dWwl8)

176 They're not even trying to hide it now, are they?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (Bmy3R)

Yukon and Siberia have the feature of requiring very few guards to maintain a happy prison populace!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (87oRe)

177 Excuse my bad taste here, but I thought the PP term of art was "clump of cells"!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 07:58 PM (87oRe)

I hate to tell them [no I don't] that we are all just a clump of cells.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (okGHj)

178 The part that I don't get is how they're listening in every doctor's appointment, attorney consultation, child psychologist office, etc.
Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 07:57 PM (5nBSV)

If you're wondering how it's done, only transcribed data is sent. Text is super cheap, and searchable (though not always accurate)

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (Bpc14)

179 look, just because I blew my brains out 5 minutes after marrying a woman...

Posted by: A Hitler at March 01, 2021 08:02 PM (oA+QO)

180 >>I always thought the timing was very suspicious. If I recall, he claimed to have some sort of video evidence on Obama. And then, BAM.

He had been teasing a big announcement about Obama on March 1st. Doing his lead-up hype so that he would have attention on the day his story dropped.

The timing as suspicious AF.

He had also tweeted about Podesta and kiddies recently before his death? Or is that a photoshop?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2021 08:02 PM (bDqIh)

181 I feel genuinely bad for Misstache. She's a physically attractive woman at that prime age where she's supposed to be securing a life mate, and instead she's preparing for a life as a librarian's assistant who returns home to her thirteen cats.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (5nBSV)

182 120 >If you go down on mustache girl, you're obligated to say, "Dr Livingston, I presume" when you find the clit.Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2021 07:45 PM (/48IH)

"Do you want Pith helmet on or off?"
"Off please"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 01, 2021 07:51 PM (DXFDM)

The Little man in the canoe originally went in searching for colonel Kurtz.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (Wm5SB)

183 Nothing says "Manly" like hair on the bridge of the nose.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (8SSHh)

184 Not that I don't # believeallwomen.
Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2021 08:00 PM (L3Rsz)

Why, I was just told today in my mandatory sexual harassment training that the first thing I must do is believe the victim.

Not find out if she IS a victim, but believe her, so I don't retraumatize her.

The rules, doncha know.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (okGHj)

185 I hate to tell them [no I don't] that we are all just a clump of cells.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (okGHj)

Well done, tcn!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (87oRe)

186 agreed. Breitbart's death was timed a bit too conveniently.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (USW1s)

187 If you're wondering how it's done, only transcribed data is sent. Text is super cheap, and searchable (though not always accurate)
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (Bpc14)

***

I don't wonder how it's done, just how it's legal.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (5nBSV)

188 While Cuomo counterfloods as fires rage and he's down by the bow, with new torpedo hits every day, back in the real world that matters outside graft patterns in NYS, the DHS facilities for minors at the border will soon be overwhelmed (if they aren't as of this moment), so ..... expect more releases to occur. 2014-16 all over again. Except this time, probably no push-back, as occurred back then.

Will be a decent index of decline in the willpower of the society to fight off lawlessness and insanity.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

189 Youtube cooking show guy "Internet Shaquille" rocks a 'stache. I've never figured out if he's wearing it "ironically" or not.

But he has some good tips and recipes.

https://tinyurl.com/hu2ybx4s

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (Bmy3R)

190 Feminized men seem oddly easier to control than actual women.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (lgiXo)

191 Can't rule out they used his pre-existing condition to take him out early. I am not a conspiracy theorist but I also ascribe to never say never .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

192 Why, I was just told today in my mandatory sexual harassment training that the first thing I must do is believe the victim.

Not find out if she IS a victim, but believe her, so I don't retraumatize her.

The rules, doncha know.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail

I am SO glad I don't have to take part in that sort of thing.

Posted by: lizabth at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)

193 Definite Articles make good kid names: The.

With the punctuation on the Birth cert, natch.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (RuIsu)

194 I don't wonder how it's done, just how it's legal.
Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (5nBSV)

Nobody does shit about it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (W+T/C)

195 Yukon and Siberia have the feature of requiring very few guards to maintain a happy prison populace!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:01 PM (87oRe)

The Soviets were dumb about everything except their prisons, which they chose to be located in places no one would ever venture to or inquire about - like fucking Siberia.

Killing comes easy to fascists and leftists - it was the other 'running a country' stuff that comes hard...

Posted by: Boswell at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (w2LAm)

196 Hey everybody! Hey ace!

I do really wish Andrew was still with us. He was a good friend of Cathy Seipp, the woman who first turned me on to blogs, and who also passed away much too soon.

Having said that... I just don't believe Breitbart was murdered. His avoidance of hearing how bad his heart health was, before his death, well documented.

I remember once reading that he actually told his doctor, "don't tell me! It just makes me worry and the problem worse."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

197 Florida man has a future ahead of him.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (Xb1xU)

198 I don't wonder how it's done, just how it's legal.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (5nBSV)

Quel naïf!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (87oRe)

199 Sad. You would not have to imprison me in the Yukon. I would love to live there if I could find gainful employment. Well, ok, a bit more than gainful - good employment. But it's beautiful there and I love the cold.

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (u+Y3T)

200 Totally.

Posted by: Zombie Antonin Scalia at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (FYe3W)

201 I don't wonder how it's done, just how it's legal.
Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden,

no one ever reads those end user agreements we click yes on

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (nUhF0)

202 Why, I was just told today in my mandatory sexual harassment training that the first thing I must do is believe the victim.

***

Use that knowledge to your advantage the next time a boss asks you to be alone with him.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:06 PM (5nBSV)

203 2 Florida man. For. The. WIN!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 01, 2021 07:27 PM (5XK0y)
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Was that wrong? Because mo one told him that was wrong! He has a case, in Florida, for malicious prosecution it seems to me. Gators are everywhere, and always close to hand. If the restaurant (if one calls that spot a restaurant) doesn't want patrons throwing gators in the window they should have posted a sign!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:06 PM (8M1z3)

204 I picture this chick with a cigar demanding I say the secret word.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:07 PM (2DOZq)

205 183 Nothing says "Manly" like hair on the bridge of the nose.
Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2021 08:03 PM (8SSHh)

in the market for a bridge merkin ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 08:07 PM (6iURM)

206 Happy fiftieth anniversary to Bill Ayers. You seem to have won.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:07 PM (8M1z3)

207 Will be a decent index of decline in the willpower of the society to fight off lawlessness and insanity.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

Step one was the mask + social distance training!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:07 PM (87oRe)

208 Nobody does shit about it.

***

Yeah, that's sort of how I've always felt. Seems like it would be a fantastic and YUGE class action lawsuit there.

This isn't even one party vs two party recording conversations. This is a completely uninvolved entity wiretapping you everywhere you go.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (5nBSV)

209 no one ever reads those end user agreements we click yes on
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (nUhF0)
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Whereas I've long known and resigned myself to the fact they are going to sell my personal data.

Though, what's funny, is I've got a fake account I created and hardly use, yet, it gets most of the marketing spam.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (2SdPm)

210 Also: if anti-patriarchy femoid up there wants to go her whole life with a unibrow and a handlebar mustache, let her.

I can see her obit already, 30 years from now; they'll have trouble identifying the body because her 30 cats will have eaten most of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)

211 I picture this chick with a cigar demanding I say the secret word.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:07 PM (2DOZq)
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That's absoid!

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (FYe3W)

212 I've started watching a Bollywood movie involve a hottie, two idiot men and a BMW.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (lgiXo)

213 Has anyone noticed that it is Globohomo that is actually living he Handsmaid Tale in real life?

Poor women paid to be surrogates so that they can raise, groom, and abuse young boys?

And trannies are their shock troops of choice.

Posted by: Loki at March 01, 2021 08:08 PM (KqiMr)

214 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:06 PM (8M1z3)

Can I hire you as counsel in my pending lawsuit?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (87oRe)

215 I saw Leftover Embryos open for The Babys in '76. It sucked.

Posted by: f'd at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (ypq8Z)

216 I remember once reading that he actually told his doctor, "don't tell me! It just makes me worry and the problem worse."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

That's exactly what my mom says. More than aggravating.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (2DOZq)

217 (I'm not big on the incel community, but I do think the term "femoid" is a good term that they use, to describe crazy hyperfeminist women.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

218 Once in the keys a waiter stole my wifes wallet from our purse while serving us dinner. Throwing a gator seems to me a reasonable response. It's Florida!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (8M1z3)

219 I'll never forget the Weiner press conference which Breitbart commandeered.. watching it live was like.. other worldly... funny and fascinating at the same time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (CjFDo)

220 Late to the thread but I am dying to wax that stupid girl. She has nice brows if they were just cleaned up. And the stache, oh my.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (A57L2)

221 Breitbart did not "pick his battles". I get tired of the "pick your battles" bunch.
Posted by: Roll Me Away

It is hard to pick your battles when the battles keep picking you.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2021 08:10 PM (P1f+c)

222 (cont.)

OK, i got tired of trying to type this in without pixy stomping on my balls.

Long story short, my dad died.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:10 PM (LWu6U)

223 CaliGirl, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)

224 Woot, I got a new miter saw stand, put the old one out front with a sign that said, "Miter saw stand, free to good home."

Lasted an hour!

I really did not want to haul that thing to the Salvation Army or Goodwill.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:10 PM (2SdPm)

225 Although their relationship with Hodges began as a friendship, things quickly turned romantic. After five years of throuple-dom, the trio started seriously discussing parenthood when friends offered to donate their leftover embryos to them.

There are SO many people we need to execute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

226 Michigan National Guardsmen are being fed undercooked food.

https://bit.ly/2Obcbgb

Where is their command? Yes, it's tradition that soldiers get crap food, but they're not supposed to get dangerous crap food.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (UW2ZS)

227 Always a lot of convenient deaths occurring for Democrats.
And yet, try as I might I can't think of a single convenient death for the Republicans.
Ah well, that way madness lies.....

*adjusts tin foil hat*
Posted by: naturalfake

Well, we thought the death of Ginsburg was convenient, but Amy Barrett has proved to be a big nothing burger as a Justice.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (tjZg/)

228 Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (A57L2)

How dare you try to deny her truth!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (87oRe)

229 The Canadian news group Rebel News has a lot of videos taken at a quarantine hotel somewhere in Ottawa, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (C+UVS)

230 The Little man in the canoe originally went in searching for colonel Kurtz.

The horror.

Posted by: Zombie Marlon Butterbean at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (W4eKo)

231 I'm pretty sure people make fun of patchy mustaches, pedo mustaches, hitler pencil mustaches, and 70s cop mustaches.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 07:39 PM (UW2ZS)

I'm the alpha

Posted by: Tom Sellecks 'Stach at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (/6GbT)

232 Who was the Mexican artist with the uniform?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (lgiXo)

233 Lord bless you and keep you and your family, Gentlemen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (8M1z3)

234 I'm watching a documentary about The Blair Witch Project. Which of course was a fake documentary LOL

There are still some of those stick men figures out in the woods where they filmed it, to this day. Some fallen, some still in the trees from all those years ago. Creepy.

The handprints in the witch's house were done in charcoal by one of the producer's neice and nephew. Those are still there too. The house is condemned and going to be torn down. Hey, Heather Donohue's a pot farmer now!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:12 PM (Bmy3R)

235 Unibrow not uniform

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:12 PM (lgiXo)

236 Northernlurker: Frida Kahlo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

237 Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (UW2ZS)

Imma thinking the officers responsible for these troops are NOT eating in the mess line!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:13 PM (87oRe)

238 Definite Articles make good kid names: The.

What are you going to name your son, Mrs. Pope?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

239 Late to the thread but I am dying to wax that stupid girl. She has nice brows if they were just cleaned up. And the stache, oh my.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:09 PM (A57L2)
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The before picture says she's an okay looking lass, providing she does a bit of maintenance.

But, she doesn't want to put forth the effort, and is calling lazy a "fight against the man."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (2SdPm)

240 How dare you try to deny her truth!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (87oRe)

I'm a monster, she's way too hairy for tweezers. I can't imagine what her mental illness is.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (A57L2)

241 > OK, i got tired of trying to type this in without pixy stomping on my balls.

> Long story short, my dad died.

First, I'm sorry for your loss. Second, Pixy's shitty "anti-spam" coding looks for lots of paragraphs. To get around this, make fewer paragraphs and send shorter comments.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (UW2ZS)

242 Who was the Mexican artist with the uniform?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (lgiXo)

Frida

Even made Selma Hayek unattractive when she played her in the movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

243 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)
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Never read that he defied his doctors.
Congenital heart defect, that's a big area and his doctor could help allay the murder rumors. - If it was severe and untreatable.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Xb1xU)

244 The Canadian news group Rebel News has a lot of videos taken at a quarantine hotel somewhere in Ottawa, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: GibsonGirl at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (C+UVS)

Sign over the door: "Krankheit macht frei."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

245 The upside of the mustache on the girl... it hides the lip lines as you get older. Maybe we should make it a thing.

Posted by: spypeach at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Up/Jb)

246 Just wanted to de-lurk & thank whomever it was that dropped the tip about the Criterion flash sale. I picked up several Kurosawa movies on the (relative) cheap.

Posted by: The Lurker what lurks at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (l+wYV)

247 What are you going to name your son, Mrs. Pope?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

Why not Alexander? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)

248 Michigan National Guardsmen are being fed undercooked food.

https://bit.ly/2Obcbgb

Where is their command? Yes, it's tradition that soldiers get crap food, but they're not supposed to get dangerous crap food.
Posted by: bonhomme

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MREs would be a major improvement.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (jREVd)

249 Eyebrow chick looks a lot like Anne Hathaway.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (2DOZq)

250 There's a pretty insane Bollywood movie called "Robot."

https://tinyurl.com/yup4utky

You almost don't need weed to watch it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (vuisn)

251 i knew someone who went in for the chelation thing. Gawd, what a scam that was! Pure quackery.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes, to make things worse, I researched it and sent a long analysis to my sister to print out and give to my father. At that time I did not know it was her idea. She did not give it to him (I was in DC at the time, so I just figured she could easily hand him a piece of paper. She didn't.)

(after he died, I found out that they had a 50th anniversary shindig - rented hall, band, the whole thing. My sister did not invite me. His son. Seriously. I guess she told them I did not want to go. I spoke to them at least once a week and I guess they were too disappointed to even mention it on on the phone.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (LWu6U)

252 I used to know a few guys who I'm sure are sorry they didn't take their prescribed heart meds.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

253 245 The upside of the mustache on the girl... it hides the lip lines as you get older. Maybe we should make it a thing.
Posted by: spypeach at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Up/Jb)

How about... no.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (XeEyo)

254 Winds are strange, comes howling, then faids, then comes back minutes later, faids, and howls again, and keeps doing that.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (Cxk7w)

255 But, she doesn't want to put forth the effort, and is calling lazy a "fight against the man."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in ma

It's driving me crazy, I want to wax her face. It would take 10 minutes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (A57L2)

256 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:10 PM (LWu6U)

Prayers up for your father, you and your family, we know in our hearts it is inevitable, but it is still a hard road to ride!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (87oRe)

257 Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.

Pro tip: never date a woman who's got a better mustache than you.

Or who can kick you ass, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (YqDXo)

258 226 Michigan National Guardsmen are being fed undercooked food.

https://bit.ly/2Obcbgb

Where is their command? Yes, it's tradition that soldiers get crap food, but they're not supposed to get dangerous crap food.
Posted by: bonhomme

it's OK bonhomme. Whitmer has said it was unacceptable and some rep says she will go eat with them this week. neither one did what they fucking should and got some fucking food to the troops right fucking now.

Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (oA+QO)

259 My son told me there's a push to cancel Henry Cavill.

Wait for it: He dated Gina Carano years back.

That's his crime. Having dated and broken up with a unperson.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (FYe3W)

260 Just noticed eyebrow chick has pig snout ring. That is worse than the hair.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

261 >>>To get around this, make fewer paragraphs and send shorter comments.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (UW2ZS)
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And make the margins a little wider.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (Xb1xU)

262 (after he died, I found out that they had a 50th anniversary shindig - rented hall, band, the whole thing. My sister did not invite me. His son. Seriously. I guess she told them I did not want to go. I spoke to them at least once a week and I guess they were too disappointed to even mention it on on the phone.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (LWu6U)
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That's terrible.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (2SdPm)

263 This Bollywood movie has everything I want from Bollywood-a good looking woman, driving stunts and singing and dancing in the streets.
No Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (lgiXo)

264 Wonder if Florida Man wears Crocs.

If he does, I wouldn't say nothin'.

Posted by: Miklos, discretion and valor and all that at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)

265 I bought Last Stands last week and have started it. Skipping around.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (8C7+r)

266 Where is their command? Yes, it's tradition that soldiers get crap food, but they're not supposed to get dangerous crap food.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM (UW2ZS)

Unreal. Where the HELL is their chain of Command?

Posted by: Gen. Ramey at Roswell at March 01, 2021 08:17 PM (oHd/0)

267 Gators are everywhere, and always close to hand. If the restaurant (if one calls that spot a restaurant) doesn't want patrons throwing gators in the window they should have posted a sign!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at March 01, 2021 08:06 PM (8M1z3)

This is my favorite part of the story. Anywhere else, if you're pissed off and you want to throw something, you throw whatever is close at hand. It'll be a rock, or a stick, maybe some litter. Ice, this time of year, in a lot of states. You just reach out and grab something and throw it in anger. In Florida, you shut your eyes and grab something to throw in a rage, and there's an 80% chance it'll be an alligator.

If Florida did not exist, we would be forced to invent it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2021 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

268 >>Has anyone noticed that it is Globohomo that is actually living he Handsmaid Tale in real life?

Poor women paid to be surrogates so that they can raise, groom, and abuse young boys?
- - -

Yah, messed up, isn't it?
Blogger Bookworm started writing about this years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 01, 2021 08:17 PM (bDqIh)

269 Well, she does have metal in her nose so she is probably attempting to hide it with the excessive follicular growth.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 01, 2021 08:17 PM (qZdIZ)

270 Would she wax that shit if someone complimented her and said he bet it would feel great while she was sucking his...

Which patriarchy would win?

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:17 PM (TIEIK)

271 fucking Sunny D and a dinner roll.

Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (oA+QO)

272 Where the HELL is their chain of Command?
Posted by: Gen. Ramey

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lol

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (jREVd)

273 Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.
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She identifies as patriarchy?

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (FYe3W)

274 Today's MRE's are downright...not bad at all. Don't want to overegg it there. But no, some are really quite tasty.

Still stop up your guts if you have to go too many meals in a row with them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (Bmy3R)

275 Hi, Andrew!

(remember those days?)

*sigh*

It's dusty in here...

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (09wCi)

276 fucking Sunny D and a dinner roll.
Posted by: x4

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Shameful.

But not surprising.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (jREVd)

277 bAnthony Furey
@anthonyfurey
Parents are being told by public health that when their kids are dismissed from school because a classmate has tested positive, they must quarantine the child *alone* in a separate room for 14 days -- even small children, even those who are asymptomatic.

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That'll work out well.

When Mrs. Wrecks and I were adopting two sisters, we decided that we just wouldn't let them in our bedroom. Turns out three year olds are harder to command than dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (VVEnO)

278 After he died, I found out that they had a 50th anniversary shindig - rented hall, band, the whole thing. My sister did not invite me. His son. Seriously. I guess she told them I did not want to go. I spoke to them at least once a week and I guess they were too disappointed to even mention it on on the phone.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Sorry that your father has passed. And now you find out this. What a bitter cup to drink.
Sometimes....I wish I had something meaningful to say. It's been 44 years since my father died. I don't think a day has gone by that I have not thought of him at least once.
Vaya con Dios.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (tjZg/)

279 257 Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.

Pro tip: never date a woman who's got a better mustache than you.

Or who can kick you ass, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (YqDXo)

Master Chief SEAL once told me 'never sleep with a woman who can whup ya'.

Sage advice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (oHd/0)

280 I feel sorry for those poor babies. They are both going to be so confused and lost as they grow up.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (USW1s)

281 If Florida did not exist, we would be forced to invent it.
Posted by: hogmartin

And make it shaped like a penis.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing the inevitable logic of it all at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)

282 Just wanted to de-lurk & thank whomever it was that dropped the tip about the Criterion flash sale. I picked up several Kurosawa movies on the (relative) cheap.
Posted by: The Lurker what lurks at March 01, 2021 08:14 PM (l+wYV)

¿Link por favor?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (87oRe)

283 260 Just noticed eyebrow chick has pig snout ring. That is worse than the hair.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

Evidently the snout ring did not put off all men. So ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (YqDXo)

284 How about... no.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (XeEyo)

what if it was dyed blonde?

Posted by: spypeach at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (Up/Jb)

285 the whole thing. My sister did not invite me. His son. Seriously. I guess she told them I did not want to go. I spoke to them at least once a week and I guess they were too disappointed to even mention it on on the phone.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democrac

I'm so sorry

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (A57L2)

286 It's driving me crazy, I want to wax her face. It would take 10 minutes.
Posted by: CaliGirl

It's disgusting and lazy.

You get more hair in all the wrong places as you age. Waxing is way better than plucking.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (D8YBz)

287 ok everyone, thanks for the support. sorry to bring up that shit. it was long ago.

I go back to lurking now since I have trouble with this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:19 PM (LWu6U)

288 Yes, it's tradition that soldiers get crap food
Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2021 08:11 PM

I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a rose garden

Posted by: Ham & Lima Beans at March 01, 2021 08:20 PM (DMUuz)

289 Ace, I'd suggest caution about using the Unibrow Girl's pics, ever again. Never know what might set off that ol' Ewokian Ponn-Farr, and well then it's blood, guts and tufts of Ewok fur in the ONT, all night long. Again.

*slides bowl of Purina Ewok Chow over to Ace in a gesture of goodwill*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2021 08:20 PM (QzJWU)

290 I feel sorry for those poor babies. They are both going to be so confused and lost as they grow up.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi

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They'll join the rest of their generation.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 08:20 PM (jREVd)

291 255 But, she doesn't want to put forth the effort, and is calling lazy a "fight against the man."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in ma

It's driving me crazy, I want to wax her face. It would take 10 minutes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:15 PM (A57L2)

Elon Musk. "Not a flamethrower". 10 seconds or double your money back!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 01, 2021 08:20 PM (8C7+r)

292 Can't rule out they used his pre-existing condition
to take him out early. I am not a conspiracy theorist but I also
ascribe to never say never .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Exactly. If someone has a heart condition it can be 'nudged'.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2021 08:21 PM (5ZHS+)

293 Poor kid, 3 gay dads. Tell me that that will be a normal childhood when you get a dog's name, Piper. Piper, one who pipes - yeah, great. No teasing from kids on that one.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 01, 2021 08:21 PM (ts6Zs)

294 Unreal. Where the HELL is their chain of Command?

It's a disgrace.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at March 01, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)

295 259 My son told me there's a push to cancel Henry Cavill.

Wait for it: He dated Gina Carano years back.

That's his crime. Having dated and broken up with a unperson.
Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (FYe3W)

Next they'll want to cancel everybody who thought about asking her out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

296 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Ahem.

Posted by: Wilfred Brimley at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (OssQ4)

297 274 Today's MRE's are downright...not bad at all. Don't want to overegg it there. But no, some are really quite tasty.

Still stop up your guts if you have to go too many meals in a row with them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (Bmy3R)

But those are Field Rations, now being given to troops in our Nations Capital. A city with THOUSANDS of Restaurants, and the Pentagon, and the Marine Barracks.

Just.... wow.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)

298 Maybe it's just me, but I don't give a shit whether some bimbo in Europe grows facial hair, or other weird shit people are doing.

Do. Not. Care.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (jREVd)

299 neither one did what they fucking should and got some fucking food to the troops right fucking now.
Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 08:16 PM (oA+QO)

On a plane. Headed home. There is no legitimate military reason for them to be there.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

300 Eyebrows upon her face
Got no human grace
Eyebrows upon her face

Posted by: Billy Eye-dle at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (Bmy3R)

301 @anthonyfurey
Parents are being told by public health that when their kids are dismissed from school because a classmate has tested positive, they must quarantine the child *alone* in a separate room for 14 days -- even small children, even those who are asymptomatic.

*****

hahahaha

Yeah, that's Sciencz.

We had a definite, 100% confirmed case in our house and didn't do shit different and no one else caught it. Sharing food and drink, sitting on the same couch watching movies, etc. etc. This is something else. This is seeing how far they can make people go with their commands from on high.

Turns out it's pretty far.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (TIEIK)

302

It was pathetically funny to watch Big Joe try to bond with Fierce gay warrior Andi Cooper abut his baby.

Andi sounded like he was talking about a new MacBook he just got.

Completely creepy.

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (lg/F7)

303 296 Tom Selleck is probably the only man who can wear the mustache without a beard and not look like a fag.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Ahem.
Posted by: Wilfred Brimley at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (OssQ4)

Come on, Mustaches used to be cool!

Posted by: Tony Orlando at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (oHd/0)

304 Master Chief SEAL once told me 'never sleep with a woman who can whup ya'.

Sage advice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM

And then, in appreciation, you throughly washed his coffee mug, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

305 Same here SMH.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (PisyI)

306 That gal needs some Gorilla Glue Bikini Wax strips

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (ts6Zs)

307 "They'll want to cancel everybody who thought about asking her out".

I guess I'm riding the cancel bus to nowhere land! Even so, Gina if you are out there, call me maybe?

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:24 PM (u+Y3T)

308 And then, in appreciation, you throughly washed his coffee mug, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

*sea chanty stops*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2021 08:24 PM (t+qrx)

309 OK, I have not even scratched the surface and I feel lousy mentioning it. It was long ago and I tell no one.

But, just to clarify, I found out about the shindig when I got to NJ upon his death and saw the invitation in the pile of mail in my old room, and a board they had used to post nostalgic photos.

He had other children, but I was the only one who had worked with him for decades and had built a business with him. She hated me for that and was determined to steal the estate and I was her main threat.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:24 PM (LWu6U)

310 293 Poor kid, 3 gay dads. Tell me that that will be a normal childhood when you get a dog's name, Piper. Piper, one who pipes - yeah, great. No teasing from kids on that one.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 01, 2021 08:21 PM (ts6Zs)

And if its a boy? I bet they will be ALL IN on being Boy Scout leaders.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

311 We had a definite, 100% confirmed case in our house and didn't do shit different and no one else caught it. Sharing food and drink, sitting on the same couch watching movies, etc. etc. This is something else. This is seeing how far they can make people go with their commands from on high.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (TIEIK)

Leftist to other leftists, addressing the kulaks: "Watch this. Sit! Stay! Down! Roll over! Play dead!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

312 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)

Let's be fair here, to a bona fide liberal fascist, all troops are expendable. Once you understand that, so much becomes clear!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:25 PM (87oRe)

313 306 That gal needs some Gorilla Glue Bikini Wax strips
Posted by: Chicago Vota at M

I didn't want to mention it but I imagine all other maintenance is probably neglected as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:26 PM (A57L2)

314 306 That gal needs some Gorilla Glue Bikini Wax strips

Yikes! That'd remove tattoos!

Maybe just some extra-strength NAIR.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:26 PM (Bmy3R)

315 Meanwhile, Abbott, Sununu and DeSantis all recalled the NG troops from DC.

Those troops don't have to stay in DC. Their respective governors could bring them home.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:26 PM (2SdPm)

316 Someone needs to drag the Unibrow Lady to an endocrinologist STAT! Her hormones are clearly out of whack. She needs to get them back in balance before her biological clock starts ticking and she struggles to have kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows things at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (XKZwp)

317 304 Master Chief SEAL once told me 'never sleep with a woman who can whup ya'.

Sage advice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM

And then, in appreciation, you throughly washed his coffee mug, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

Actually... it was in a bar after updating some Crypto Equip for his unit.

Didn't know until I got there, but one of my good friends from High School was in his unit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

318 Let's be fair here, to a bona fide liberal fascist, all troops are expendable. Once you understand that, so much becomes clear!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:25 PM (87oRe

Took the words right out of Stalin's mouth.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

319 I literally had tears in my eyes during that Weiner press conference. Not tears of sadness. Not tears of joy. Not from crying because it was so funny...

Rather TEARS of AMAZEMENT at the MAGNIFICENCE I was experiencing. It was one of the most audacious, magnificent and hilarious things I've ever seen. It was transcendent.

What a dude. I still half believe they bumped him off like they bumped off Scalia.

Posted by: Keith at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (jdGlx)

320 Where can you bet on current event outcome?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (glGDV)

321 Again and again, DeSantis is on the right side of everything.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (Bmy3R)

322 before her biological clock starts ticking and she struggles to have kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows things at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (XKZwp)

PG: I think this is a situation where we should NOT encourage propagating these genes!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (87oRe)

323
Poor kid, 3 gay dads.

BUT WHO WAS MOM?

Posted by: Not a meme at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (63Dwl)

324 Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.

Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Harambe at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (YqDXo)

325 And thank you, Ace, for reposting the greatest press conference of all time.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows things at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (XKZwp)

326 ather TEARS of AMAZEMENT at the MAGNIFICENCE I was experiencing. It was one of the most audacious, magnificent and hilarious things I've ever seen. It was transcendent.

What a dude. I still half believe they bumped him off like they bumped off Scalia.
Posted by: Keith at March 01,

He was irreplaceable. That was the one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (A57L2)

327 315 Meanwhile, Abbott, Sununu and DeSantis all recalled the NG troops from DC.

Those troops don't have to stay in DC. Their respective governors could bring them home.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:26 PM (2SdPm)

Which is very odd. There is no declared Emergency.

And if they have not been Federalized, then the States are paying for them to be there.

While we have active duty troops, who could be doing this... but... optics?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (oHd/0)

328 @joshdcaplan

NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

329 I've been planning to make my escape from The People's Republik of Colorado aka Pole-ass's Folly to South Dakota. I don't mind the winters, I grew up in western NY.

But man, Florida is looking better and better and better. And then more better. But goddamit...it's FLORIDA!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:30 PM (Bmy3R)

330 316 Someone needs to drag the Unibrow Lady to an endocrinologist STAT! Her hormones are clearly out of whack. She needs to get them back in balance before her biological clock starts ticking and she struggles to have kids.
Posted by: pookysgirl knows things at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (XKZwp)

She's an honors graduate in Womyns' Studies from the University of Chernobyl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:30 PM (YqDXo)

331 3 gay dads

mein fuhrer....the reproductive process...

Posted by: x4 at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (oA+QO)

332 That unibrow is tight.

Posted by: 4 at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (KnJdm)

333 Long story short, my dad died.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

I'm so sorry, Gentlemen

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (nUhF0)

334 She's hot.

Posted by: Bigfoot at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

335 I lol'd at Andrew on roller blades yelling "stop raping your women" at the top of his lungs during one of those stop the 1% riots or whatever those were.

Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (SWbVS)

336 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Damn. We can't catch a break.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (YqDXo)

337 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

The ambulance crew should have strapped him to the roof on his gurney for the ride to the hospital.

Posted by: Keith at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (jdGlx)

338 Piper is doomed. Freak show for parents, start the suicide watch now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (axyOa)

339 334 She's hot.
Posted by: Bigfoot at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

A bit petite... but.... a 1

Posted by: Neandrathal Man at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

340 Ooh now there's guys in cars engage in a running gun battle while drifting.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (lgiXo)

341 I think this is a situation where we should NOT encourage propagating these genes!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (87oRe)

Hey, I was convinced that I shouldn't be a mother, but Pooky eventually won me over. Now I wish I hadn't wasted my 20s and I had no idea that my hormones were all screwed up at the time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, youth is wasted on the young at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (XKZwp)

342 336 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Damn. We can't catch a break.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (YqDXo)

Was he chasing Biden's Dog?

Posted by: Neandrathal Man at March 01, 2021 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

343
You can have my mustache when you pry it from my cold, dead lip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (mht8P)

344 Where can you bet on current event outcome?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM

So far, the response to the lack of bats amongst the commentariat has been amazing muted, but if you'd like to bet on a more energetic ending, the parimutuel window is open until The ONT is posted.

You could go for a parlay on that and Yoko on The ONT for attractive odds, I see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (DMUuz)

345 Long story short, my dad died.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Sorry man

Posted by: Keith at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (jdGlx)

346 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
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Uh oh, sounds like another rubber band incident.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)

347 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Exercise band?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

348 Eyebrows is endocrinated as shit.

Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden, Doctor MD, Certified in Arts and Crafts at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (5nBSV)

349 Someone needs to drag the Unibrow Lady to an endocrinologist STAT! Her hormones are clearly out of whack. She needs to get them back in balance before her biological clock starts ticking and she struggles to have kids.
Posted by: pookysgirl knows things at March 01, 2021 08:27 PM (XKZwp)

Why would we want people like that to have kids?

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (7yAfY)

350 She's hot.

Posted by: Bigfoot at March 01, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

A bit petite... but.... a 1

Posted by: Neandrathal Man
Wuff...

Posted by: Wolfman at March 01, 2021 08:33 PM (5ZHS+)

351 >>>Ahem.
Posted by: Wilfred Brimley at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (OssQ4)

======

Excuse me?

Posted by: Sam Elliot at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (0kjHf)

352 348 Eyebrows is endocrinated as shit.
Posted by: Doctor Professor Jill Biden,

ISWYDT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (nUhF0)

353 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami

That's a shame. I mean the recovering part.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (D8YBz)

354
Sooooo, some lady is cultivating the Frieda Kahlo look?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (mht8P)

355 I'm just waiting for the hammer to drop on Florida. I don't know how U.S.A. 2.0 will do us dirty, just that they will.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (OssQ4)

356 Woman refuses to shave her unibrow and mustache Because Patriarchy.

Stupid bint.
If anyone I know grows a mustache and it looks stupid, I tell them.
Hey sweet cheeks, guess what?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 08:35 PM (axyOa)

357 336 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Maybe it knocked some sense into him.

I doubt it, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

358 Guys something SINISTER is afoot. Everywhere I go, I see odd runic symbols - people tell me it's a called a "circle," but can I trust these obvious neo-Pagan white supremacists?

I started looking around and - they're everywhere. How were we so blind?

Posted by: Broseidon at March 01, 2021 08:35 PM (icI8A)

359
Long story short, my dad died.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

-------
Sorry about your dad.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

360 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

almost the best news I've heard all night.

Posted by: spypeach at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (Up/Jb)

361 Excuse me?
Posted by: Sam Elliot at March 01, 2021 08:34 PM (0kjHf)

That's now SamANTHA Elliot, h8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (YqDXo)

362 Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious

I'd have pissed on the rat bastard if I'd been there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (Bmy3R)

363
If anyone I know grows a mustache and it looks stupid, I tell them.

_________

I would look equally stupid without one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (mht8P)

364 @CNN 5m

Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney had bruised eyes and wounds on his lips on Capitol Hill, telling reporters that he "took a fall" while visiting his grandchildren in Boston over the weekend.

Romney said he was knocked "unconscious but I'm doing better."

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

365 The Biden administration wants to leave the U.S. in runes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (lgiXo)

366 329 I've been planning to make my escape from The People's Republik of Colorado aka Pole-ass's Folly to South Dakota.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:30 PM (Bmy3R)

We also are escaping Kolorado. South Dakota is attractive due to having a common-sense governor, but we ended up choosing Arkansas instead because we have family there. If I see Tom Cotton, I'll give him a piece of my mind and see if it helps him think better.

Also, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor. Should I vote for her because she did a good job for Trump or should I not vote for her because family political dynasties tend to go poorly?

Posted by: Emmie at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (ofYez)

367 Master Chief SEAL once told me 'never sleep with a woman who can whup ya'.

Sage advice.

*sighs*
*tears up paper with Gina Carano's number*

Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (qc+VF)

368 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Chewbacca at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (W4eKo)

369 355 I'm just waiting for the hammer to drop on Florida. I don't know how U.S.A. 2.0 will do us dirty, just that they will.

You know, that's *exactly* the thing that keeps me up at night. Because it's the same with SD and the few other bastions left.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (Bmy3R)

370 Poor kid, 3 gay dads.

BUT WHO WAS MOM?
Posted by: Not a meme at March 01, 2021 08:28 PM (63Dwl)
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"Mom" is just a role in the Patriarchy!

Posted by: The Handmaids at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (Ys01L)

371 I would look equally stupid without one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 08:36 PM (mht8P)

Heh.
I'm screwed either way.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (axyOa)

372 I used to have fall over unconscious weekends regularly back in the day.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (5ZHS+)

373 Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney had bruised eyes and wounds on his lips on Capitol Hill, telling reporters that he "took a fall" while visiting his grandchildren in Boston over the weekend.

That's his story, and he's sticking to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

374
Romney said he was knocked "unconscious but I'm doing better."

________

Angry father beat him up for trying to molest his kid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (mht8P)

375 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)

Exercise band?
Posted by: hogmartin

Illuminati punishment mark.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (tjZg/)

376 >>>Bmy3R)

But those are Field Rations, now being given to troops in our Nations Capital. A city with THOUSANDS of Restaurants, and the Pentagon, and the Marine Barracks.

Just.... wow.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:22 PM (oHd/0)
-------------------

Their governors can call them home at will.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (Xb1xU)

377 Yukon travels for Mookie:

https://youtu.be/4pNdpK7n_SU

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

378
Sorry that your father has passed. And now you find out this. What a bitter cup to drink.

Sometimes....I wish I had something meaningful to say. It's been 44
years since my father died. I don't think a day has gone by that I
have not thought of him at least once.

Vaya con Dios.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative\..Same here.. Dad died of a massive heart attack.. same age as Breitbart.. 43.. devastating to a 14 yr old me..
I keep his Army portrait photo on my desk.. in uniform before being shipped off to North Africa. I miss him every day.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (CjFDo)

379 @Reuters 12m

New York Governor Cuomo hires defense lawyer after sexual harassment accusations http://reut.rs/3bOLZAh

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (cF8AT)

380 365 The Biden administration wants to leave the U.S. in runes.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (lgiXo)

Not runes - big-character posters. Like ones that read things like "SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!" and "It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (49Dnm)

381 Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney had bruised eyes and wounds on his lips on Capitol Hill, telling reporters that he "took a fall" while visiting his grandchildren in Boston over the weekend.

"Why did no one tell me those kids were taking lessons in karate?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (YqDXo)

382 NBC NEWS: Romney says recovering after fall over weekend that knocked him unconscious
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
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Playing with the dog?

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:40 PM (Ys01L)

383 But man, Florida is looking better and better and better. And then more better. But goddamit...it's FLORIDA!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

It's so frickin' hot there in the summer. And the humidity.

And the portions, they're so small!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:40 PM (tjZg/)

384 Andrew Breitbart and Rush Limbaugh, 2 irreplaceable, conservative heroes.
I miss them both so very much.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2021 08:40 PM (NpAcC)

385 Their governors can call them home at will.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:39 PM (Xb1xU)

BUT...are they on Title X orders?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:40 PM (49Dnm)

386
Also, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for governor. Should I vote for her because she did a good job for Trump or should I not vote for her because family political dynasties tend to go poorly?
Posted by: Emmie at March 0

My cousin moved to Northwest Arkansas and she loves it. We have relatives there. Her other choice was Texas. I don't know what tipped the scales in favor of Arkansas

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:41 PM (A57L2)

387 Those wimmens in binders finally took their revenge.

Posted by: Chewbacca at March 01, 2021 08:41 PM (W4eKo)

388
Illuminati punishment mark.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:38 PM (tjZg/)

+++++LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (ZE5eB)

389 Mitt's 'fall' sounds a bit like Kerry's 'hockey accident'... cough cough... cosmetic surgery... cough cough.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (5ZHS+)

390 My cousin moved to Northwest Arkansas and she loves it. We have relatives there. Her other choice was Texas. I don't know what tipped the scales in favor of Arkansas
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:41 PM (A57L2)

The risk that Texas is on the turn? You KNOW the Reds have targeted it. Austin is the primary tumor. It will spread.

Arkansas and Alabama are high on my list, because they're just about the last place the Reds will bother with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

391 My cousin moved to Northwest Arkansas and she loves it. We have relatives there. Her other choice was Texas. I don't know what tipped the scales in favor of Arkansas
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:41 PM (A57L2)

Good to know she is enjoying it. That is the area we are moving to as well. What I really like is that so far, everyone we have dealt with has been very competent and helpful and friendly. Yay!

Hope we can fit in.

Posted by: Emmie at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (ofYez)

392 TX, FL, NH, and another I don't remember have called their NatG home. They are not in DC.

It is a statement. Other governors could make that statement if they wanted to. That they didn't want to turn DC into Red Square.

Why don't the other governors call their NatGs home?

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (Xb1xU)

393 Mitt Romney hurt himself giving somebody an impromptu haircut.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (Ys01L)

394 Posted by: Emmie at March 01, 2021 08:37 PM (ofYez)

I'm against dynasties in principle but in these days - I'd vote Sarah H-S in a heartbeat!

Good luck in Arkansas! I found out I have relatives fleeing CA. My aunt and uncle in the Bay Area are moving to Cape Girardeau, MO - Rush's home town - And my Hollywood cousin is in Texas right now finding a new home.

None of them are going to "vote Cali" (something we are all too familiar with in CO) - they are Trumpers and are leaving because of that!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (Bmy3R)

395 274 Today's MRE's are downright...not bad at all. Don't want to overegg it there. But no, some are really quite tasty.

Still stop up your guts if you have to go too many meals in a row with them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:18 PM (Bmy3R)

How to improve MREs with ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!!

(Fuck, I hate clickbait, so I have to make fun of it. Anyways...)

Get the vegetarian MREs. No, I mean it. Stop laughing. Seriously. The cheese tortellini is bloody awesome. And the goodies that come in the vegetarian MREs tend to be THE best ones.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (49Dnm)

396 I noticed that the woman that has a mustache and a unibrow is wearing pearl earrings. Why?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (NpAcC)

397 Andrew Breitbart and Rush Limbaugh, 2 irreplaceable, conservative heroes.
I miss them both so very much.
Posted by: redridinghood

Yes, I saw an interview with Bo Snerdly on Greg Kelly tonight. He's a hoot.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (D8YBz)

398 So which one is the biological father? Did they have a circle jerk in a cup, mix it up and dump it in?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (h1jJh)

399 Is it true that the White House floodlights are turned off at 10 P.M. every night, for the first time in 50 years, and that there's no lights on on the upper floors of the residential wing, and that the Biden's haven't moved in, and that nobody is actually living in the White House since Trump left?

Because that's what I've heard. And that you can see it on the White House webcam.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (OssQ4)

400 Andrew Breitbart and Rush Limbaugh, 2 irreplaceable, conservative heroes.
I miss them both so very much.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2021 08:40 PM (NpAcC)

But George Soros will live to be 120.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (YqDXo)

401 Yeah my dad died at 55 when I was 29. It still hurts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

402 Notsothoreau - thanks. Beautiful country there. I'd like to think I could retire there but odds are I will have to wait until eternity to visit that scenery in all its glory.

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (u+Y3T)

403 >>389 Mitt's 'fall' sounds a bit like Kerry's 'hockey accident'... cough cough... cosmetic surgery... cough cough.

Is that like Harry Reid's treadmill "boo-boo"?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (vuisn)

404 Checking my car for a Romney shaped dent... I heard sumpin'.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (RuIsu)

405 Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney had bruised eyes and wounds on his
lips on Capitol Hill, telling reporters that he "took a fall" while
visiting his grandchildren in Boston over the weekend.
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Riiiight. The boxer fvcked with the wrong guy and got dropped.

Posted by: dartist at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (+ya+t)

406 Good luck in Arkansas! I found out I have relatives fleeing CA. My aunt and uncle in the Bay Area are moving to Cape Girardeau, MO - Rush's home town - And my Hollywood cousin is in Texas right now finding a new home.

Missouri is on our list as well. We've lived there before, and liked it a lot. It's boring, but unlikely to go leftist any time soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (YqDXo)

407 She's wearing the earrings because she wants to.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (PisyI)

408 Not runes - big-character posters. Like ones that read things like "SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!" and "It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

And "Power comes from the barrel of a gun."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (OssQ4)

409 I noticed that the woman that has a mustache and a unibrow is wearing pearl earrings. Why?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (NpAcC)

Leftovers of her necklace?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (7bRMQ)

410 And if they have not been Federalized, then the States are paying for them to be there.

While we have active duty troops, who could be doing this... but... optics?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2021 08:29 PM (oHd/0)
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Quid pro quo: Send the troops, we bail out a pension or three.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (2SdPm)

411 All you folks moving to Arkansas. Just wondering if you will watch "Deliverance" as a primer....

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (u+Y3T)

412 Arkansas and Alabama are high on my list, because they're just about the last place the Reds will bother with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Well, stay out of Cincinnati. That's where the Reds play 81 games out of the year. You know, the home field.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (tjZg/)

413 Good luck in Arkansas! I found out I have relatives fleeing CA. My aunt and uncle in the Bay Area are moving to Cape Girardeau, MO - Rush's home town - And my Hollywood cousin is in Texas right now finding a new home.

None of them are going to "vote Cali" (something we are all too familiar with in CO) - they are Trumpers and are leaving because of that!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (Bmy3R)

It always brought a smile to my face whenever Rush brought up Cape Girardeau, MO. The reason being is that I have relatives from just south of there (think the Sikeston area; that area and some parts of IL are full of relations to Catch Thirty-Thr33).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (49Dnm)

414 Boy, that feminist sure is owning the patriarchy by insisting on being a 0.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (H5knJ)

415 She's wearing the earrings because she wants to.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (PisyI)

She's wearing the earrings to make herself more attractive.

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (YqDXo)

416 Off, Sargent Major Plumley sock.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (0kjHf)

417 Missouri is on our list as well. We've lived there before, and liked it a lot. It's boring, but unlikely to go leftist any time soon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:44 PM (YqDXo)

I love MO and it won't go leftist. It's not perfect, though. "We" voted in a graduated hike to the minimum wage and expansion of a welfare benefit recently. But guns are safe here and Planned Barrenhood has written off the state and moved across the street to IL.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (T4sri)

418 I don't know what tipped the scales in favor of Arkansas

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:41 PM (A57L2)

Arkansas has actual seasons, which probably helped. We were stationed in San Antonio, and the one thing I didn't like about it was that you couldn't really tell the difference between seasons.

Posted by: pookysgirl, youth is wasted on the young at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (XKZwp)

419 I've already said if Texas doesn't re-elect Cruz in 2024 I'm looking for a new place to live.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

420 None of them are going to "vote Cali" (something we are all too familiar with in CO) - they are Trumpers and are leaving because of that!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (Bmy3R)

Good for them! We should all strive to be responsible citizens. No communism!

Posted by: Emmie at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (ofYez)

421 I nominate Paul Mirengoffs column on Trumps CPAC Speech as the stupidest hottake of the Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (Ys3cv)

422 And "Power comes from the barrel of a gun."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:45 PM (OssQ4)

They don't like that one too much as it kinda proves the point of having 2A.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (49Dnm)

423 All you folks moving to Arkansas. Just wondering if you will watch "Deliverance" as a primer....
Posted by: Mookie

That was in Georgia, by the way.

Arkansas is a pretty place, but just a little....rural. Not a bad place to live, at all.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (tjZg/)

424 Have to admit, in a selfish kind of way I'm going to miss having my cuz in Hollyweird. I've often picked up and shared some good celebrity stories since she works at (Major H'wood Agency That Everybody Knows)

But she desperately needs and wants to get out of the entertainment industry. She could get cancelled at any second if anyone finds out her true feelings (all her social media is lies, fake SJW shit that she has to have up to keep her job.) and she can't keep living a lie like that and worrying about losing her job any second.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (Bmy3R)

425 419 I've already said if Texas doesn't re-elect Cruz in 2024 I'm looking for a new place to live.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

If he keeps his promise to only be in the Senate for two terms...well, start packing.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (49Dnm)

426 Georgia, Arkansas, whatever. Both teams suck. Go Gators!! (and not out the window)...

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (u+Y3T)

427 I nominate Paul Mirengoffs column on Trumps CPAC Speech as the stupidest hottake of the Never Trumpers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2021 08:47 PM (Ys3cv)
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Has Jonah David Kristol weighed in yet?

Because if they have not, then your vote may be premature.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (2SdPm)

428 If he keeps his promise to only be in the Senate for two terms...well, start packing.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (49Dnm)

I've never heard that promise. When did he say that?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

429 I don't always get into pointless violent confrontations, but when I do I commit assault with a deadly reptile.

Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2021 08:50 PM (zcf1k)

430 Good luck in Arkansas! I found out I have relatives fleeing CA. My aunt and uncle in the Bay Area are moving to Cape Girardeau, MO - Rush's home town - And my Hollywood cousin is in Texas right now finding a new home.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (Bmy3R)

You should put them in touch with Olddog in mo...he's in Cape.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

431 Observers of the business say Biden plan coming that will essentially dissolve ICE, by ending/defunding/complicating most of its enforcement activity. Another goal is to break ICE union, which (and here's a paradox) has elements actually committed to their presumably public objectives (i.e. actually enforcing immigration law).

Where TF is the lawsuit to end regular legal immigration process? Not a chance that "equal protection" or various other things are not vaporized by this absurd disastrous set of policies. Why should anyone have to jump through even one hoop, legally? Why are there f***ing passport controls at airports? Completely unjustifiable now.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

432 423: I was only in AR once. I visited Little Rock, and I must say...AR is green. Like, heavily forested. I was not expecting that at all. If I go back I want to do some hikes there. I bet it has some good places for that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:50 PM (49Dnm)

433 And I'm just giving y'all grief. The South is mostly awesome. Just too hot and humid for me. I'll take Alaska or North Dakota.

Posted by: Mookie at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (u+Y3T)

434 Thomas the only thing good about Powerline is The Week in Pictures. That's their only redeeming quality, because its all other people's work.

Just like the Foo Fighters' cover album, "Medium Rare", the only good album they ever recorded.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (OssQ4)

435
gay polyamorous throuple sues state to put three men's names on a birth certificate.

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All on board the Fudge Train
Fudge Train

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (guId+)

436 I love MO and it won't go leftist. It's not perfect, though. "We" voted in a graduated hike to the minimum wage and expansion of a welfare benefit recently. But guns are safe here and Planned Barrenhood has written off the state and moved across the street to IL.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (T4sri)

*Waves to Catherine from SE MO*

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

437 431: I have been saying this over and over again for years. If we are not going to enforce immigration laws, then why do we bother with silliness like having CBP check people's passports at ports-of-entry?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:52 PM (49Dnm)

438 Never understood the nose ring/piercing thing on women. Or men. Or humans.

See, cows, I get.

I mean, is it supposed to represent anarchy, independence, or style? Because, ironically, in farming it's used for control, maintenance, and pragmatism.

"Because Patriarchy" person, superficially (and advertising such) seems to have always had "issues".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 08:52 PM (aXxgO)

439 Just sent Weasel an email for the gun thread. Has anyone ever used a .22lr bullet swager called Paco Kelly's Acu'Tzr tool?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 08:53 PM (0DVOr)

440 I'm thinking now, because of the pandemic, it would be a good time to shave the brow and mustache off of my cock and balls. I'm willing to share the love!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2021 08:53 PM (03n3v)

441 Cuomo's nuts are in the vice.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 08:53 PM (Ys01L)

442 Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2021 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

It sounds to me that they are doing their damnedest to make sure that if the election process is ever fixed, it will already be too late. too many illegals, too many destroyed children, too many minorities demanding reparations or some special treatment, and too many destroyed institutions to ever go back to sanity.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (LWu6U)

443 I drove through AK a couple of years ago, I swear, I40 is mostly bridges crossing rivers and swamps in that state.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)

444 If we are not going to enforce immigration laws, then why do we bother with silliness like having CBP check people's passports at ports-of-entry?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Because otherwise they'd have to be let go, and you can't ever downsize government.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (OssQ4)

445 430 - You should put them in touch with Olddog in mo...he's in Cape.

oh, yeah, that's right!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (Bmy3R)

446 "gay polyamorous throuple sues state to put three men's names on a birth certificate."

Sure. Why not.

Next it'll be the cat, the goldfish, and a lamp.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (aXxgO)

447 The only part of Arkansas I've seen is I-55. Not a memorable drive.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (eBp70)

448 Never understood the nose ring/piercing thing on women. Or men. Or humans.

See, cows, I get.

I mean, is it supposed to represent anarchy, independence, or style? Because, ironically, in farming it's used for control, maintenance, and pragmatism.

"Because Patriarchy" person, superficially (and advertising such) seems to have always had "issues".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Generally, you don't nose ring a cow. You ring a bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (0DVOr)

449 You all have a suspicious amount of runes in your posts - I see they've already gotten to you.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 01, 2021 08:55 PM (icI8A)

450 I've never heard that promise. When did he say that?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

I'm trying to remember...but he has said he would only be in two terms at one point. In his first term, maybe? It makes sense, as he has supported legislation/Constitutional amendments to institutionalize voter apathy and laziness, er, term limits.
I cannot remember the when or the situation but I have heard him say he'll only stick around for two terms.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:55 PM (49Dnm)

451 Arkansas has actual seasons, which probably helped. We were stationed in San Antonio, and the one thing I didn't like about it was that you couldn't really tell the difference between seasons.
Posted by: pookysgirl, youth i

You may be right, she moved there knowing if she didn't like it she'd move to Texas. We have relatives there too. One of our other cousins in Texas is being stationed in Germany soon. Not as many relatives in Texas.
The photos she sends are gorgeous. We don't have seasons here in CA either really.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 01, 2021 08:55 PM (A57L2)

452 You all have a suspicious amount of runes in your posts - I see they've already gotten to you.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 01, 2021 08:55 PM (icI8A)

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You're just trying to rune it for the rest of us.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (2SdPm)

453 *Waves to Catherine from SE MO*
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

*waves back enthusiastically*

My girl is heading to CofO next year.

. I hope to be able to explore that area while she's there.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (T4sri)

454 That uggo chick looks just like the uggo inbred sister from always sunny.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (7o4Oo)

455 Kidlet just texted. She got an internship (required for college graduation) at the local community college. She is very excited. She said she didn't have a "concrete plan, but that's how God works."

My chest is puffing out.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (D8YBz)

456 That Florida Man Story is a few years old now.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (Ax5Cx)

457 443 I drove through AK a couple of years ago, I swear, I40 is mostly bridges crossing rivers and swamps in that state.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)

You sure you aren't thinking about I-10 in southern LA, which is a gephyrophobe's worst nightmare?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (49Dnm)

458 Like my beard, I'm letting my cynicism grow too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (OssQ4)

459 rickb223: "Generally, you don't nose ring a cow. You ring a bull."

OK. The bull gets the ring. The cows get the earrings. Got it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (aXxgO)

460 I spent two years in San Antonio. We saw one bit of black ice, once, in 2 winters. They called out the sand trucks and closed half the city that day LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Bmy3R)

461 I drove through AK a couple of years ago, I swear, I40 is mostly bridges crossing rivers and swamps in that state.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)
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Crud, AK is Alaska, isn't it?

AR.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:57 PM (2SdPm)

462 451 Arkansas has actual seasons, which probably helped. We were stationed in San Antonio, and the one thing I didn't like about it was that you couldn't really tell the difference between seasons.
Posted by: pookysgirl, youth i

Mom? Is that you?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:57 PM (49Dnm)

463 You sure you aren't thinking about I-10 in southern LA, which is a gephyrophobe's worst nightmare?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (49Dnm)
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It's even worse than that, I tried to put I40 in Alaska.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (2SdPm)

464 I'll admit I was only peripherally aware of Mr. Breitbart back in the day. But he was the real deal.

I would love to be as cool under fire as he was.

Me, I get flustered when my wife asks me what I want for dinner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)

465 They say that dwarves like their women with facial hair.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (RzGcW)

466 That's just silly. Next you'll be saying that you don't milk bulls. But I know that's wrong.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (H5knJ)

467 My girl is heading to CofO next year. . I hope to be able to explore that area while she's there.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (T4sri)

I'm not that far south. Just 1 hour south of St.L.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

468 460 I spent two years in San Antonio. We saw one bit of black ice, once, in 2 winters. They called out the sand trucks and closed half the city that day LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Bmy3R)

For all my travels I have spent decades there. That is very San Antonio of San Antonio.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (49Dnm)

469 Like my beard, I'm letting my cynicism grow too.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (OssQ4)
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Rosario was already pretty tall.

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (Ys01L)

470 414 Boy, that feminist sure is owning the patriarchy by insisting on being a 0.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 08:46 PM (H5knJ)

Here's a utube video of a hilarious take on the gender pay gap and feminism, from Jolly Olde England (warning - profanity)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9smax96

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

471 You sure you aren't thinking about I-10 in southern LA, which is a gephyrophobe's worst nightmare?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (49Dnm)
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Heh, I've driven that too. Interesting area of the country. Very green. And humid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (2SdPm)

472 I think the asian "sissy pants" thing comes about because boy bands are very big. It's the demographic - the guys go for the idols, and the girls go for the sissy boys. We had the same thing in the US with boy bands back to David Cassidy.

The money in entertainment is with the young, so that is what they appeal to. So young girls like the look (here in asia) and so all boys copy it to get laid.

That and the chemicals the CIA puts into the water supply using chemtrails.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (LWu6U)

473 I'll admit I was only peripherally aware of Mr. Breitbart back in the day. But he was the real deal.

I would love to be as cool under fire as he was.

Me, I get flustered when my wife asks me what I want for dinner.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Always ask for steak.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (0DVOr)

474 "That's just silly. Next you'll be saying that you don't milk bulls. But I know that's wrong.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (H5knJ)"

Well, maybe not milk, but if you don't at least put your mouth on it a bit, what kind of Christian are you?

Posted by: David French at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (icI8A)

475 The throuple photo is unintentially hilarious, except that it is also horrifying.

Posted by: Caliban at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (HgGBT)

476 I grew up in the non-Commie part of NY. I need *winters*!

Even where I live in CO (FoCo-Loveland area) the winters are mild. They don't even plow the side streets here without an emergency order, maybe 2-3 times a year, or use salt other than on the highways. They just wait for the sun to melt it, which it usually does pretty quickly. In NY we never even saw the sun all winter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (Bmy3R)

477 It's even worse than that, I tried to put I40 in Alaska.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (2SdPm)

I wanted to say somethin', but I decided I would come across as a tactless prick, so I left it be.

Yeah, I-40 in AK would be something indeed!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (49Dnm)

478 457 443 I drove through AK a couple of years ago, I swear, I40 is mostly bridges crossing rivers and swamps in that state.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 08:54 PM (2SdPm)

You sure you aren't thinking about I-10 in southern LA, which is a gephyrophobe's worst nightmare?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:56 PM (49Dnm)

I thought those were called 'causeways?'

Worst bathroom I ever had to use in my life (and this includes an upstairs Tijuana strip club) was a shell station on a small island while crossing the causeways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)

479 I'd like to think that the CIA is gheying up Chinese men, but unfortunately they don't seem to be that competent these days. Also, at least in Southern China, soy milk is part of the traditional breakfast, so perhaps no intervention was necessary.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (RzGcW)

480 I'm not that far south. Just 1 hour south of St.L.
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 08:58 PM (cF8AT)

Ahem. SWMO is not the same as SEMO. I'm not even drinking! St. Louis exurbs have much to recommend them. I'll restrain myself at this late hour from discussing that city over there that I avoid if I can. Hubs has family there; so sometimes I can't.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (T4sri)

481
All on board the Fudge Train
Fudge Train

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

_________

With stops at Bathhouse, AIDS, Gonorrhea and Prolapsed Anus. All 'boooard!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 09:02 PM (mht8P)

482 I wanted to say somethin', but I decided I would come across as a tactless prick, so I left it be.

Yeah, I-40 in AK would be something indeed!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (49Dnm)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:02 PM (2SdPm)

483
The money in entertainment is with the young, so that is what they appeal to. So young girls like the look (here in asia) and so all boys copy it to get laid.

That and the chemicals the CIA puts into the water supply using chemtrails.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 01, 2021 08:59 PM (LWu6U)

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...certainly without the knowledge or permission of the individual.

Posted by: General Jack T. Ripper at March 01, 2021 09:02 PM (guId+)

484 we bother with silliness like having CBP check people's passports at ports-of-entry?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 08:52 PM (49Dnm)

Simple, it is a way to remind the normal legitimate "citizens" that they are really subjects!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (87oRe)

485 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:00 PM (Bmy3R)

Hi, neighbor. I am near the Harmony Timberline area.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

486 Ahem. SWMO is not the same as SEMO. I'm not even drinking! St. Louis exurbs have much to recommend them. I'll restrain myself at this late hour from discussing that city over there that I avoid if I can. Hubs has family there; so sometimes I can't.
Posted by: Catherine

Define SEMO. StL suburbs or the Boot heel?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (0DVOr)

487 "Eyebrows like rabbits".
But she was describing a big Irish cop.

Posted by: Sal at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (duS67)

488 Thanks to Ace for the Breitbart video where he took over the Weiner press conference. That was one of my very favorite moments of whatever era that was.

Breitbart had big brass balls, but in a way that you couldn't notice it unless you really thought about it. With Trump, you can't help but notice it. But Breitbart seemed to have the gift of making whatever he was doing at the time, no matter how bold, as being perfectly natural.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:04 PM (RzGcW)

489 Ahem. SWMO is not the same as SEMO. I'm not even drinking! St. Louis exurbs have much to recommend them. I'll restrain myself at this late hour from discussing that city over there that I avoid if I can. Hubs has family there; so sometimes I can't.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (T4sri)

I was born and raised in a suburb west of the city. Move away for 35 years and came back 8 years ago. Husband needed to be close to his mom and her husband for their health reasons....so we're currently in the Farmington area. But in about a year or so we're moving to the Wentzville area to be near the grandboy.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

490 I thought those were called 'causeways?'

Worst bathroom I ever had to use in my life (and this includes an upstairs Tijuana strip club) was a shell station on a small island while crossing the causeways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)

The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway, maybe. But not the Atchafalaya Swamp Bridge, otherwise known as the Louisiana Airborne Memorial Bridge (HUA! Airborne! Army Strong!).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:04 PM (49Dnm)

491 Hi, neighbor. I am near the Harmony Timberline area.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

Seriously? I'm in Midtown, Spring Creek station on the MAX. Holy hell, we should hang! Irish Pub over by King Soopers, this Friday or Saturday? E-mail in nic.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:05 PM (Bmy3R)

492 Worst bathroom I ever had to use in my life (and this includes an upstairs Tijuana strip club) was a shell station on a small island while crossing the causeways.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)
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I 15 north of Las Vegas. We had to make a late night pit stop out in the middle of nowhere at a rundown gas station.

The worst I've been in, and I saw some bad ones in the French Quarter pre Katrina.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:05 PM (2SdPm)

493
What's scandalous is that Sonny Cuomo is going to get whacked for sexual harassment, not for murdering thousands of elderly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 09:06 PM (mht8P)

494
Arkansas and Alabama are high on my list, because they're just about the last place the Reds will bother with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

Huntsville is turning into a battlefield what with fooking government bring fbi, atf, mda, and consolidating a bunch of other shite here. I go out of my way to crude rude and in your face to every single person with plates on their car from not here. Kinda easy since i dont like anyone to begin with.

Posted by: BifBewalski - GDMF Donks at March 01, 2021 09:06 PM (VcFUs)

495
I spent two years in San Antonio. We saw one bit of black ice, once, in 2
winters. They called out the sand trucks and closed half the city that
day LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Bmy3R)

I have a picture somewhere of our neighbor taking his kids' mini-Jeep out for a spin on the one morning we saw a dusting of snow. There was a bit of ice on the street, which he kept trying to hit. His girls kept squealing in delight, which is why I first noticed it.

Posted by: pookysgirl grew up in Iowa at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (XKZwp)

496 Simple, it is a way to remind the normal legitimate "citizens" that they are really subjects!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (87oRe)

You know, I've thought they might set up a system like they have in the EU. One line for EU nationals, one for non-EU nationals. Except in this case, you have two lines: U.S. Suckers, er, Citizens, and Everyone Else. The Everyone Else line has absolutely no CBP agents near it and people who fit that category can do as they will damn well please. U.S. Citizens? Prepare to get your asses kicked.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (49Dnm)

497 The scariest thing about the Mustache Girl is that she was formerly very attractive. Er, is there a lot of that going on?

Posted by: Caliban at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (HgGBT)

498 What's scandalous is that Sonny Cuomo is going to get whacked for sexual harassment, not for murdering thousands of elderly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 09:06 PM (mht8P)
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Tucker called that out tonight.

Mishandling a virus, killing old people? Okay that's bad--but HE MADE SOME WOMEN FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Ys01L)

499 "gay polyamorous throuple sues state to put three men's names on a birth certificate."

All I can say is, good luck, kid.

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Lt1JN)

500 Splunge: "I'd like to think that the CIA is gheying up Chinese men, but unfortunately they don't seem to be that competent these days..."

John Brennan's territory? Maybe that explains his not wanting to be a "White Man" anymore. He wants to be a Yellow Woman. Yet remain incompetent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (aXxgO)

501 Define SEMO. StL suburbs or the Boot heel?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:03 PM (0DVOr)

Um, discussions about college near Branson had me thinking about entirely the wrong side of the state. I don't think you want me defining anything.

And Tami, we go to Wentzville every few years to visit family. Nice area for StL. I just really don't like driving in StL and no one recognizes my high school.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (T4sri)

502 434 Just like the Foo Fighters' cover album, "Medium Rare", the only good album they ever recorded.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:51 PM (OssQ4)

I should check that out sometime. I respect the hell out of Dave Grohl's work ethic but I just can't get into his music all that much--too shouty and muddled.

Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (zcf1k)

503
The scariest thing about the Mustache Girl is that she was formerly very attractive. Er, is there a lot of that going on?
Posted by: Caliban at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (HgGBT)

__________

Her Majesty excepted, I see few women who try to look feminine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (mht8P)

504 U.S. Citizens? Prepare to get your asses kicked.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (49Dnm)

I think your analysis is spot on!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (87oRe)

505 Traveling to Asia is a great way to exceed your previous worst bathroom experience. OK, not for that Alaska woman who sat down and got her butt bit by a bear.

Not that I encountered filthy bathrooms, actually. But it took some adjustment to handle:

The bathroom in the legendary Peking Duck place, in which all the toilet paper rolls were outside the room with the toilet.

Squat toilets. I have never been more careful in my life about where my pants were.

The Thai toilet. Big sign saying not to flush toilet paper. A garbage can. And a hose with a spray nozzle. I now know what you're supposed to do with all that, but I didn't then. My apologies to whoever emptied that trash.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (RzGcW)

506 t-bird: "All I can say is, good luck, kid."

And, "Run away! Run like the wind!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (aXxgO)

507 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:05 PM (Bmy3R)

yeah, man. My office is in Old Town, corner of Maple and Howes. My house is that one place I just mentioned. I'll drop you a note.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)

508 50 years ago today the radical leftist Weather Underground bombed the US Capitol Building.

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And yet, it still stands. Hippies ain't good for shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (sCTt7)

509 Oh, and the gayed up China guys? That wouldn't have anything to do with the China "one child" policy, which saw the wholesale murder of female babies, because male children are prized over female children.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (2SdPm)

510 I spent two years in San Antonio. We saw one bit of black ice, once, in 2
winters. They called out the sand trucks and closed half the city that
day LOL
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Cue Key and Peale sketch about "black ice".

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (Ys01L)

511 >The worst I've been in, and I saw some bad ones in the French Quarter pre Katrina.

AKA... the gutter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (3H9h1)

512 Her Majesty excepted, I see few women who try to look feminine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Why bother, when men make better women anyway.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (jREVd)

513 497 The scariest thing about the Mustache Girl is that she was formerly very attractive. Er, is there a lot of that going on?
Posted by: Caliban at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (HgGBT)

Yeah. Imagine marrying the woman in the before picture, and finding yourself married to the woman in the after picture.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (RzGcW)

514 Posted by: pookysgirl grew up in Iowa at March 01, 2021 09:07 PM (XKZwp)

LOL- that's funny, I can picture it!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (Bmy3R)

515 494 Huntsville is turning into a battlefield what with fooking government bring fbi, atf, mda, and consolidating a bunch of other shite here. I go out of my way to crude rude and in your face to every single person with plates on their car from not here. Kinda easy since i dont like anyone to begin with.
Posted by: BifBewalski - GDMF Donks at March 01, 2021 09:06 PM (VcFUs)

Interesting point about Huntsville--I've thought about jumping the TN border to find work there since it's kind of an engineering hotbed, but really trying to avoid a return to anything that looks like Minneapolis (blue, SJWish and destructively retarded).

Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (zcf1k)

516 And Tami, we go to Wentzville every few years to visit family. Nice area for StL. I just really don't like driving in StL and no one recognizes my high school.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (T4sri)

Do you consider Wentzville StL?

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

517 gay polyamorous throuple sues state to put three men's names on a birth certificate."
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Apparently any hetero guy can join in cause it's not gay.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2021 09:12 PM (Ys01L)

518 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (x8Wzq)

Definitely!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 01, 2021 09:12 PM (Bmy3R)

519 I'd appreciate if more women tried to look feminine, but I'd settle for Unibrowla Mustachio just trying to look human.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 09:12 PM (H5knJ)

520 But George Soros will live to be 120.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (YqDXo)

Only the good die young; all the evil seem to live forever.

Posted by: Iron Maiden at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (49Dnm)

521 >>> 399 Is it true that the White House floodlights are turned off at 10 P.M. every night, for the first time in 50 years, and that there's no lights on on the upper floors of the residential wing, and that the Biden's haven't moved in, and that nobody is actually living in the White House since Trump left?

Because that's what I've heard. And that you can see it on the White House webcam.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at March 01, 2021 08:43 PM (OssQ4)

I send replacement.

Posted by: Xi at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (TK8Ry)

522 AKA... the gutter.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (3H9h1)
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Jagermeister on tap was a new one for me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (2SdPm)

523 ...and no one recognizes my high school.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (T4sri)

I am LOL'ing at this!

That's such a StL thing!

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (cF8AT)

524 519 I'd appreciate if more women tried to look feminine, but I'd settle for Unibrowla Mustachio just trying to look human.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 09:12 PM (H5knJ)

Neanderthal is a kind of human.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (RzGcW)

525 505 Traveling to Asia is a great way to exceed your previous worst bathroom experience. OK, not for that Alaska woman who sat down and got her butt bit by a bear.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (RzGcW)

Never been to any part of Asia except for Japan- and I am not sure that counts. The toilets were immaculate... like they were afraid to be caught dirty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (lmikk)

526 I'd appreciate if more women tried to look feminine

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I'd appreciate if more men tried to look masculine.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (jREVd)

527 Do you consider Wentzville StL?
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

Hubs' family does. He has family in Dardenne Prairie, St. Charles, and somewhere else I can't remember (this excludes the idiot SJW contingent that won't talk to us) and they all say they are "from St. Louis." Complete with questions about what high school everyone went to.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:14 PM (T4sri)

528 Neanderthal is a kind of human.
Posted by: Splunge

Trash

Posted by: the Denisovians at March 01, 2021 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

529 I'm a practicing physician of over >15 years. I have innumerable patients with heart failure. It is a very serious condition and yes it can lead to death. However, the overwhelming amount of patients last many, many years...decades is a regularity. Especially if they are in their 40s and don't have a string of admissions prior.

The "hey, he had heart failure" has always seemed like complete cover to me. When looking at the situation and the risk of death per year, the odds say it was an unnatural one.

Posted by: JustaGuy at March 01, 2021 09:14 PM (FoSz+)

530 I'd appreciate if more men tried to look masculine.
Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (jREVd)

*stops picking things out of beard*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (lmikk)

531 Interesting point about Huntsville--I've thought about jumping the TN border to find work there since it's kind of an engineering hotbed, but really trying to avoid a return to anything that looks like Minneapolis (blue, SJWish and destructively retarded).
Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (zcf1k)

We are still winning the conservative local stuff. Most of the polling places have people, much like myself, loudly calling the Donks out on 2A, immmigration, BLM, and other stupid shit. Reminding everyone in line that Minneapolis is just a Donk vote away.

Posted by: BifBewalski - GDMF Donks at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (VcFUs)

532 Splunge: "Yeah. Imagine marrying the woman in the before picture, and finding yourself married to the woman in the after picture."

To be fair, a LOT of people change after they're married. Courtship is one big lie. And some big lies are bigger than others.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (aXxgO)

533 And Tami, we go to Wentzville every few years to visit family. Nice area for StL. I just really don't like driving in StL and no one recognizes my high school.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:09 PM (T4sri)

Do you consider Wentzville StL?
Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

Probably depends on who you ask. I consider everything that's metro area to be St. Louis, but Wentzville is in St. Charles, Co, I believe, and I think that's the law up there. Everyone in St. Charles Co. is supposed to turn their noses up at everything St. Louis.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (oQ94s)

534 I'm watching Jeremiah Johnson for the 30th time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

535 You saying that California teacher's union dude from this morning don't turn on the waterworks?!?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (H5knJ)

536 525 Never been to any part of Asia except for Japan- and I am not sure that counts. The toilets were immaculate... like they were afraid to be caught dirty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:13 PM (lmikk)

It would count, except in the realm of toilets, which range from really good to beyond perfect. I stayed at a hotel with one of those really fancy ones. After all it did for me, I almost wanted to call down to the front desk to see if we were legally married now.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (RzGcW)

537 Courtship is one big lie. And some big lies are bigger than others.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (aXxgO)

Are we talking a Crying Game situation?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (lmikk)

538 509 Oh, and the gayed up China guys? That wouldn't have anything to do with the China "one child" policy, which saw the wholesale murder of female babies, because male children are prized over female children.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:10 PM (2SdPm)

China could have solved things the easy way by getting the fuck out of the way and letting the farmers grow what they want and sell their goods to markets and make money. But no, they being Communist, they are above gauche solutions like that.

I KNOW! Let's forcibly limit family sizes throughout the country!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:17 PM (49Dnm)

539 Sure. Go ahead and inflict your insane lifestyle on some kid, but don't dare bring an animal into your fucked up sideshow of a life, that's gross.

What a country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:17 PM (sCTt7)

540 I stayed at a hotel with one of those really fancy ones. After all it did for me, I almost wanted to call down to the front desk to see if we were legally married now.
Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (RzGcW)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (lmikk)

541 Andrew Breitbart RIP.

The dude was a freaking lion.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (Qwh8W)

542 532 Splunge: "Yeah. Imagine marrying the woman in the before picture, and finding yourself married to the woman in the after picture."

To be fair, a LOT of people change after they're married. Courtship is one big lie. And some big lies are bigger than others.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (aXxgO)

Ah, let me guess. Divorced? It's not always like that. Anyway, few lies are worse than "I never told you, but I have a unibrow, and now that we're married, I've decided not to pretend I have separate eyebrows. Tomorrow we can discuss my mustache."

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (RzGcW)

543 The "hey, he had heart failure" has always seemed like complete cover to me. When looking at the situation and the risk of death per year, the odds say it was an unnatural one.
Posted by: JustaGuy at March 01, 2021 09:14 PM (FoSz+)

My thing is, the CIA and other "intelligence" agencies are awfully good at wet work. They've been doing it for decades. Anyone who scoffs at the notion that a public figure, who may have telegraphed his heart condition in various ways, would be targeted using a substance that will mimic a heart attack is severely, insultingly underestimating our boys at CIA.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (oQ94s)

544 ... derided in state media as "xiao xian rou" which means "little fresh meat".

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NAtional Man+Boy Lincoln Association to change its name to Xiao Xian Rou in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2021 09:19 PM (WqPYg)

545 Aetius451AD: "Are we talking a Crying Game situation?"

Not necessarily, but yes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:19 PM (aXxgO)

546 Well, I'm off.

Yeah, yeah, and off for bit.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at March 01, 2021 09:20 PM (2SdPm)

547 The best part of the "throuple" story is that if they get sick of one another and move on the other people, they will have to make child support payments due to their names being on the child's birth certificate.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2021 09:20 PM (wT2J0)

548 Courtship is one big lie. And some big lies are bigger than others.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (aXxgO)

Are we talking a Crying Game situation?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (lmikk)

It's been years since I watched that movie, but in the end (pun intended), who was the liar. Really.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:20 PM (oQ94s)

549 It would count, except in the realm of toilets,
which range from really good to beyond perfect. I stayed at a hotel with
one of those really fancy ones. After all it did for me, I almost
wanted to call down to the front desk to see if we were legally married
now.
Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (RzGcW)

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Heh. I now pronounce you Can and Wife ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2021 09:21 PM (WqPYg)

550

Fur Face will get plenty of sex from pre-op trannies, especially if she doesn't mind a great pair of titties bouncing on her...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril at March 01, 2021 09:21 PM (ND961)

551 I think Breitbart was murdered.

Remember how he promised a video exposing Obama?

Then after his death, the video released was lukewarm at best.

No way Breitbart would've pitched that released video as a big deal.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 01, 2021 09:22 PM (Qwh8W)

552 531 Reminding everyone in line that Minneapolis is just a Donk vote away.
Posted by: BifBewalski - GDMF Donks at March 01, 2021 09:15 PM (VcFUs)

Good deal--all politics is local. The story of Mpls is that it was decent if excessively liberal until around 2012, when people stopped paying attention to what was going on around them and the bad half of the DFL (smarmy urban donk lords) got the upper hand and rapidly turned it into a shithole. Now they're dragging the rest of the state down with them, starting with the soiboi burbs where I lived and worked. Riot 2.0 is going to be UGLY.

Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2021 09:22 PM (zcf1k)

553 The best part of the "throuple" story is that if they get sick of one another and move on the other people, they will have to make child support payments due to their names being on the child's birth certificate.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2021 09:20 PM (wT2J0)

Prolly already been said, but I'm gonna go out on a limb (pun intended... again) and say dude on the left in the pic ain't the bottom.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:22 PM (oQ94s)

554 have you any idea how many hours I spent listening to some fag , sitting across from my desk, kvetching about his life

while I waited for them to hand me a check ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Were you a psychiatrist ?

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2021 09:22 PM (arJlL)

555 I see Heinrich Himmler posted here early in the thread.

He was born in 1900 so he's probably voting ...Socialist...

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2021 09:23 PM (m2kLi)

556
X
A rune!!!
REEE!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 09:23 PM (axyOa)

557 Hubs' family does. He has family in Dardenne Prairie, St. Charles, and somewhere else I can't remember (this excludes the idiot SJW contingent that won't talk to us) and they all say they are "from St. Louis." Complete with questions about what high school everyone went to.

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:14 PM (T4sri)

I have family in Dardenne Prairie. I guess if you're explaining where you live to someone not from MO, you might say "St.L" to describe where you live but all of those places are about 30-40 mins. west of the city.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:23 PM (cF8AT)

558 Wentzville is about the western extreme of STL. Some do call it "West-plex" to bump the rent up 25% or so.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:24 PM (RuIsu)

559 #554

Lawyer?

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2021 09:24 PM (m2kLi)

560 >>Yeah. Imagine marrying the woman in the before picture, and finding yourself married to the woman in the after picture.
Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:11 PM (RzGcW)

I think I may have to go into hibernation.

Posted by: Caliban at March 01, 2021 09:24 PM (HgGBT)

561 538 I KNOW! Let's forcibly limit family sizes throughout the country!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 01, 2021 09:17 PM (49Dnm)

The best part of that, for us, is that they effed their military. Almost every soldier is an only child, and their family's hope for the future. It's almost immobilizing.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:24 PM (RzGcW)

562 I feel sorry for that poor kid. He's doomed.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (D8YBz)

563 Regarding congenital heart defects: worked with a guy when I was 27 and he was the same age. Perfectly healthy, thin, sharp as a whip.
He went out bowling in his league one night, collapsed and died. Congenital heart defect. Seriously shook me up ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (WqPYg)

564 Ok, lady. Whatever. Trotsky got an ice-ax to the dome (suh-weet!!), and Diego Rivera's dead too. Probably from terminal cuckitis or cuckitis-related cockrot. Nobody living thinks that's hot anymore, uggo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (sCTt7)

565 --->

Another rune!
OMG!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (axyOa)

566 I think Breitbart was murdered.

nah, not possible

Posted by: weird exploding car in Georgia at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (r4bSV)

567 Prolly already been said, but I'm gonna go out on a limb (pun intended... again) and say dude on the left in the pic ain't the bottom.
Posted by: BurtTC

Not gonna look at the pic again, because

1. I only trudge backwards for Kallisto
2. I don't GAF who's on the bottom !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM (arJlL)

568 Cuomo will go to critical mass this weekend

Posted by: REDACTED at March 01, 2021 09:26 PM (6iURM)

569 #542

When they bring up their dick....What then?

*shudder*

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2021 09:26 PM (m2kLi)

570 You guys have heard of a 'heart attack gun' haven't you?

Putin rents them.

Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (m2kLi)

571 Axeman and others:
Cuomo's nuts are in the vice, being pressed HARD, and it's an absolute pleasure to watch him suffer.

He honestly, truly felt he was absolutely Above The Law, given that (a) he's a very prominent Dem and (b) his bro is a whore for CNN.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

572 Wentzville is about the western extreme of STL. Some do call it "West-plex" to bump the rent up 25% or so.
Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:24 PM (RuIsu)

But definitely St. Charles County. In fact, lemme check, I bet it butts right up to Franklin, Co... Ok, no. Franklin Co. is all south of the Meramec river.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (oQ94s)

573 I've probably mentioned this, I remember watching a documentary as a kid about the one child policy in China. Probably mid 70's. It was shocking and disgusting to my little self.

Posted by: Infidel at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (D8YBz)

574 Breitbart's coroner dropped over shortly after the autopsy I think

Posted by: free tibet at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (DMQdU)

575
My thing is, the CIA and other "intelligence" agencies are awfully good at wet work. They've been doing it for decades. Anyone who scoffs at the notion that a public figure, who may have telegraphed his heart condition in various ways, would be targeted using a substance that will mimic a heart attack is severely, insultingly underestimating our boys at CIA.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (oQ94s)

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I can take it a step further. What if the pre-existing heart condition was created by surreptitious dosing with a toxin?

Then there was the sudden odd death of the coroner shortly after the autopsy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (guId+)

576 Also, I found a new word being used at HotFart last night:

"Cuomosexuality."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

577 You guys have heard of a 'heart attack gun' haven't you?

Putin rents them.
Posted by: torabora at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (m2kLi)

He's probably a silent partner in the rental company.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (oQ94s)

578 Also, I found a new word being used at HotFart last night:

"Cuomosexuality."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

*sigh*

All that nipple twisting...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at March 01, 2021 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

579 I'm really enjoying this "Cuomos have two Fredos" concept. It's like "Heather has Two Mommies," except it's awesome instead of horrible.

Posted by: Splunge at March 01, 2021 09:31 PM (RzGcW)

580 >>>Imagine marrying the woman in the before picture, and finding yourself married to the woman in the after picture<
>After I trimmed her brow and shaved her 'stache, her bush would be open season.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2021 09:31 PM (03n3v)

581 Considering Ms Unibrow, made me think about that old saying . . . no matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere is tired of her shit!

Posted by: Fyathyrio at March 01, 2021 09:31 PM (sxf6y)

582 But definitely St. Charles County. In fact, lemme check, I bet it butts right up to Franklin, Co... Ok, no. Franklin Co. is all south of the Meramec river.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:28 PM (oQ94s)

Yeah it's def St. Charles county.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

583 Regarding congenital heart defects: worked with a guy when I was 27 and he was the same age. Perfectly healthy, thin, sharp as a whip.
He went out bowling in his league one night, collapsed and died. Congenital heart defect. Seriously shook me up ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 01, 2021 09:25 PM

A good buddy of mine in the army died at 42. Perfect health.
His father, 41.
His grandfather...41.
All the same defect. My friend watched it like a hawk but he told me that when it goes, nothing to be done about it.
He was a good man.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

584 There was a jackass skit where they pasted one guys pubes onto another's face as a beard. Unibrow chick looks like that guys sister.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (H5knJ)

585 Warren Co. is the one west of Wentzville, home of Chuck Berry.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (RuIsu)

586 Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:18 PM (oQ94s)

I can take it a step further. What if the pre-existing heart condition was created by surreptitious dosing with a toxin?

Then there was the sudden odd death of the coroner shortly after the autopsy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2021 09:29 PM (guId+)

My opinion is, if you're going to (as I do) get into the conspiracy theory game, you don't close in on one theory without solid evidence for doing so.

You also don't close off from one just because there's is NOT solid evidence. Put every option on the table, and let it sort itself out. So in this case, sure let's keep that one in the mix, but also in the mix is... he died naturally of a heart attack because of a congenital defect.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (oQ94s)

587 Hubs' family does. He has family in Dardenne Prairie, St. Charles, and somewhere else I can't remember (this excludes the idiot SJW contingent that won't talk to us) and they all say they are "from St. Louis." Complete with questions about what high school everyone went to.

Posted by: Catherine

Southwest High School - Longhorns.
South Kingshighway Boulevard and Arsenal Street.
In the city.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (0DVOr)

588 Heart failure is a very broad term in relative significance. I've heard the story about how he was committed to getting a shape. While always a fantastic idea, it is the most generic of recommendations that a physician gives.

There was never been a mention of need for ICD device (something needed in the most severe cases of CHF). It has always been he has CHF, something not unheard of for a 40 year old. If a patient at this age and given pedigree dies in the hospital, bells will be ringing and answers will need to be had. Andrew was having wine that night without distress. Either he was at high risk for ventricular fibrillation and his cardiologist didn't get him an ICD, it this were the case the person would be sued to the highest level, or something is rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: JustaGuy at March 01, 2021 09:34 PM (FoSz+)

589 Also, I found a new word being used at HotFart last night:

"Cuomosexuality."

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Sorry, Allahpundit. Even after he's routed from office, has no power, and is reduced to non-consensually groping random trollops in the gutters of NYC, he still won't give you any. Give it up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:34 PM (sCTt7)

590 Warren Co. is the one west of Wentzville, home of Chuck Berry.
Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (RuIsu)

Oh that's right. Hence, Warrenton. Duh.

Being a thousand miles away now, I'm remembering less and less about such things... and loving it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:34 PM (oQ94s)

591 Chuck Berry was blackmailed into aceing Breitbart. It would make a good book, anyway.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:35 PM (RuIsu)

592 @brianstelter · 29m

>> @ChrisCuomo at the top of @CuomoPrimeTime tonight: "Obviously I am aware of what is going on with my brother. And obviously I cannot cover it because he is my brother. Now, of course CNN has to cover it. They have covered it extensively and they will continue to do so."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y7mmapvv

@JaniceDean25m

I will never forget these guys joking around while we screamed in horror at the thousands that were dying around us. An apology would've been a good start
@ChrisCuomo

I am so mad right now.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:35 PM (cF8AT)

593 Breitbart. Fuck You. War.

Never forget that.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 01, 2021 09:37 PM (jvt6t)

594 534 I'm watching Jeremiah Johnson for the 30th time.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 01, 2021 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

Mr. S. rented that just this weekend. Had forgotten how good it was.

Posted by: Sal at March 01, 2021 09:37 PM (duS67)

595
So in this case, sure let's keep that one in the mix, but also in the mix is... he died naturally of a heart attack because of a congenital defect.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (oQ94s)

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That's all I was saying. Not as a fact. Just keep it in the mix.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2021 09:37 PM (guId+)

596 I wonder how many of the throuple are chest-feeders?

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2021 09:38 PM (AMIL/)

597 Nite, all!

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at March 01, 2021 09:40 PM (T4sri)

598 @573 I've probably mentioned this, I remember watching a documentary as a kid about the one child policy in China. Probably mid 70's. It was shocking and disgusting to my little self.

----------

There's one on Netflix right now. I haven't watched it, though, and I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.

Posted by: junior at March 01, 2021 09:41 PM (PTw5h)

599 @552: "Riot 2.0 is going to be UGLY."

There's nothing worthwhile left to loot, so yeah, it's gonna be mostly grocery stores, pharmacies, and Target stores, until folks decide to start torching empty buildings at random.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 01, 2021 09:42 PM (+WWsf)

600 Breitbart taking over the Weiner news conference was one of the most important events in media so far this century. Exposed the newsmedia's corruption right in their own venue, straight to their lying fucking faces. Did it with composure, confidence, and truth on his side. Watch the video if you have not seen it lately.

Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at March 01, 2021 09:42 PM (qpX6U)

601 Night Catherine!

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:42 PM (cF8AT)

602
Software updates are getting comically ridiculous. I boot up a Fedora 33 (Linux) VM, and there's a bunch of updates, including a kernel update (they update the kernel almost every couple of days), and a bunch of other stuff.

Reboot is required, which I do, and then a few seconds after logging in, there's another round of updates, including yet another kernel update. Apparently, the pushed the new update just after the first boot up and check.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2021 09:43 PM (f1Vqw)

603 until folks decide to start torching empty buildings at random.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 01, 2021 09:42 PM (+WWsf)

Not to worry, that's why insurance firms have lots of scum-sucking lawyers on retainer!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:43 PM (87oRe)

604 Cuomo is a way-senior Party official, compared to Miss AG Ladybitch. She must have dug up some real bad dirt on somebody very influential to get enough juice to knock him off.

Communists Beware: the only real threat to your power comes from your own intelligence organs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sCTt7)

605
599 @552: "Riot 2.0 is going to be UGLY."

There's nothing worthwhile left to loot, so yeah, it's gonna be mostly grocery stores, pharmacies, and Target stores, until folks decide to start torching empty buildings at random.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 01, 2021 09:42 PM (+WWsf)

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Or houses in nice neighborhoods. The midnight invasions with noise and bright lights were of value as rehearsal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2021 09:44 PM (guId+)

606 Jerimiah Johnson is in the owned movie category. There's only one way to learn how to skin a 'Griz.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 01, 2021 09:45 PM (jvt6t)

607 Night Catherine!
Posted by: Tami

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (arJlL)

608 Communists Beware: the only real threat to your power comes from your own intelligence organs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sCTt7)

Why it's almost like once you destroy the sanctity of an oath and kill off religion, you can't trust anyone!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (87oRe)

609 C'mon, we do not suck scum. We're well-heeled and well-mannered. We politely nibble the scum.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (H5knJ)

610 Here's what I know about St. Louis.
Drive east from Kansas City on I-70, and in about 2 hours, you hit Columbia. Drive about 1/2 hour, and you hit the areas where the BIGGEST BILLBOARDS IN THE COUNTRY show up for about an hour. Then you hit St. Louis.
2 hours later, you leave Missouri.

Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (msfMx)

611 Software updates are getting comically ridiculous. I
boot up a Fedora 33 (Linux) VM, and there's a bunch of updates,
including a kernel update (they update the kernel almost every couple of
days), and a bunch of other stuff.

Reboot is required, which I do, and then a few seconds after
logging in, there's another round of updates, including yet another
kernel update. Apparently, the pushed the new update just after the
first boot up and check.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2021 09:43 PM (f1Vqw)

It could be better. You could be forced to do WIN updates that bork your computer.

Posted by: 4 at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (KnJdm)

612 Brazos power co-op is filing for bankruptcy after the blizzard of '21 (ZeroHedge):
https://is.gd/mFG0df

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (TK8Ry)

613 Jeremiah Johnson is one of the top ten movies of all time. It kicks ass, no matter how many times I watch it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:47 PM (sCTt7)

614 @603: "Not to worry, that's why insurance firms have lots of scum-sucking lawyers on retainer!"

Good practice when so many slumlords have fixers on retainer who occasionally dabble in arson.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 01, 2021 09:48 PM (+WWsf)

615 Then you hit St. Louis.
2 hours later, you leave Missouri.

Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (msfMx)

Dude, if it takes you 2 hours to leave Missouri from St. Louis, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:49 PM (cF8AT)

616 You miss my point, Tami.

Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:49 PM (msfMx)

617 Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:46 PM (msfMx)

Dude, if it takes you 2 hours to leave Missouri from St. Louis, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Tami

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No shit.

Posted by: SMH at March 01, 2021 09:50 PM (jREVd)

618 East St. Louis is the ultimate upgrade. You might go straight to heaven.

Posted by: klaftern at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (RuIsu)

619 @605: "Or houses in nice neighborhoods. The midnight invasions with noise and bright lights were of value as rehearsal."

I'd be more than a little worried if I owned a house around the Lake of the Isles. They were less than a mile away from some of the worst retail looting last year, and if the mob goes full blown class and racial warfare, then it's an obvious target for petty vandalism, or worse.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (+WWsf)

620 On another note, I have hypertrophic cardiomyopathy w/ obstruction.

The only hospital in America that could fix it was Mayo Clinic. That was four years ago. Upon release, my surgeon, who had pioneered the fix told me he'd see me in another 50 years. He was 74. That is optimism. But I feel great and no meds.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (jvt6t)

621
I am boning up on the Linux crypto tools so I'll be up to speed on the latest. We are going to have communicate like the French Resistance. All the tools you need to roll you own independent crypto are there, but it's not a trivial thing to do.

I suggest you all do the same. Do not trust any of the Big Tech oligarchy's crypto offerings. Do not do anything where any servers are between you and the encryption.

Learn how to do it all yourself, end to end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)

622 I'm missing a lot lately...

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

623 He ain't horny, he's my brother.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at March 01, 2021 09:52 PM (63Dwl)

624 My favorite thing about MO is the billboards. One in three of them is for porn shops, and another third us for churches.

Also, I saw a sign at a store that said "No SHOES, No SHIRT, No PANTS, No SERVICE." I suspect MO is a Moron-heavy area.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2021 09:52 PM (sCTt7)

625 The Democratic party leadership apparently wants Cuomo gone. Got it. I'd like for him to stick around for another couple years since he apparently has pissed off the right people (likely the Obama faction.)

Would he run against Harris? Sure. DIGAF? No.

I'd like to see the infighting and backstabbing on an epic scale should this happen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at March 01, 2021 09:53 PM (3H9h1)

626 Point was, 1/2 hour east of Columbia, you're in heavy burbs. You may still be 2 hours out of St. Loo, but you're still in megalopolis.

Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:53 PM (msfMx)

627 if it is more than two hours to drive through missouri you are a bitch.

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 01, 2021 09:53 PM (4Jold)

628 if it is more than two hours to drive through missouri you are a bitch.
Posted by: confederatefifth

Heh.
I got nuthin'!

Posted by: MkY at March 01, 2021 09:54 PM (msfMx)

629 Tami, do you know if the Diamond Restaurant is still in business on the way to Ft. Leonard Wood?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:54 PM (0DVOr)

630 I remember hanging out with him thinking, I'm hanging out with Andrew Breitbart, pinch me! Also, I think Ace might be really drunk.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Rusty Shackeford's Sith Ghost at March 01, 2021 09:54 PM (Hc3Da)

631 nood ONT

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 01, 2021 09:54 PM (1uBGK)

632 is a way-senior Party official, compared to Miss AG Ladybitch. She must have dug up some real bad dirt on somebody very influential to get enough juice to knock him off.

Communists Beware: the only real threat to your power comes from your own intelligence organs.
Posted by: Y

dude, he is white she is black

crt is better than the patriarchy, no were you go in the hierarchy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at March 01, 2021 09:55 PM (4Jold)

633 My favorite thing about MO is the billboards. One in three of them is for porn shops, and another third us for churches.

Burma Shave and Walnut Bowls.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:55 PM (0DVOr)

634 Do not trust any of the Big Tech oligarchy's crypto
offerings.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 01, 2021 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)

Yeah, I am kind of wondering how Nord VPN stands up. In the end, it is just a matter of the right political pressure to get what they want.

What kind of tools are you talking about? Setting up your own VPN? Otherwise, shouldn't public key encryption on email and chat suffice? Or are you talking about something more?

Posted by: 4 at March 01, 2021 09:56 PM (KnJdm)

635 Southwest High School - Longhorns.
South Kingshighway Boulevard and Arsenal Street.
In the city.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:33 PM (0DVOr)

the crazy house on Arsenal ?

Posted by: mr wizard at March 01, 2021 09:56 PM (g741k)

636 Interesting, it looks like my protonmail account done got blowed away?

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:57 PM (87oRe)

637 629 Tami, do you know if the Diamond Restaurant is still in business on the way to Ft. Leonard Wood?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:54 PM (0DVOr)

I don't rick. Haven't been to Ft. LW since niece and her hubby transferred to Ft. Campbell a few years ago.

Posted by: Tami at March 01, 2021 09:57 PM (cF8AT)

638 the crazy house on Arsenal ?
Posted by: mr wizard

Other end. Macklin & Arsenal. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:57 PM (0DVOr)

639 Ignore 636

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 09:57 PM (87oRe)

640 The moon tonight is HUGE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 01, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

641 I don't rick. Haven't been to Ft. LW since niece and her hubby transferred to Ft. Campbell a few years ago.
Posted by: Tami

I haven't been to Ft. Leonard Wood since Boy Scouts.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2021 09:59 PM (0DVOr)

642 ONT Nood

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at March 01, 2021 10:03 PM (87oRe)

643 I don't quite understand what's going on with the girl with facial hair. Yes; I get "the patriarchy blah, blah, blah" but she's not at the stage where her her hormone levels change because of age and so this sounds like a medical problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2021 11:08 PM (VP4Cd)

644 I haven't been to Fort LW since basic. Saw my first walking stick there. Damn things are cool.

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