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Diversity Cola? To Be Less White, Coca-Cola Must Change Its Name
[Buck Throckmorton]
Bravo to the Coca Cola Company for being bold enough to accuse every single one its white employees of being racist. It’s about time a major company had the guts to do so. According to the training that Coke compelled its employees to take, simply being white at the age of 4 means that you will be a racist for life. And best of all, white Coca Cola employees have been instructed to “Try to be less white.”
Coca Cola was created by John Pemberton, a Confederate veteran of the Civil War who once owned slaves. He named the product, and therefore the name “Coca Cola” is forever smeared with the legacy of slavery and the Confederacy. Mr. Pemberton died in 1888, but his creation has lived on with the same name for another 130+ years.
When was the best time for The Coca Cola Company to change the name given to it by a slave-owning Confederate? That would have been in 1888. The next best time is now. In the past year Uncle Ben’s and Aunt Jemima have changed their names, and even Sambo’s finally broke down and did the same. If Sambo’s can become Chad’s, and the Quaker Oats company can change the name Aunt Jemima to Pearl’s Milling Company, then surely Coca Cola can find some benign new name like Diversity Cola, right? James Quincey is both the CEO and Chairman of the Board of The Coca Cola Company. Every shareholder – heck, every American who hates racism - is entitled to ask him why he is hanging on to the company’s white supremacist name, instead of following the bold leadership of companies like Quaker Oats. While at it, we need to know what actions Mr. Quincey is taking to be less white. The same goes for every white executive and Board member at Coca Cola. By the way, if you look at the uppermost echelon of executives at The Coca Cola Company, they are whiter than a Whole Foods in Vermont. Yet they are making others confess their racism? Projection much? So, I will be boycotting Coke products, but I will also buy one share of Coca Cola stock. As an owner I will demand that Coca Cola change its racist name, and demand that every executive and Board member tell me - an owner of the company - what they are personally doing to be less white. (buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com)Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Flyguy at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Probably needs to "be less white," too. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2021 03:33 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 24, 2021 03:33 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 03:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:33 PM (z79tQ)
Thanks, Coke, for making me aware that it was white privilege to be buying your products.
DIABFF.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (KnJdm)
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Howdy Buck! Great post and great strategy. Alinsky the MF'ers!!!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (mZUr4)
To make them better, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (Zm+LZ)
Giving up Coke, Pepsi and any other woke brand is easy now.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Yes, too white.
Probably too "cis" and hetero, also.
Be Better (tm), Coca-Cola!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:35 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Oh, not that kind of coke.
Wait, it used to be that kind of coke!
Next time, just add black tar heroin. No worries there!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (s2VJv)
we must band together with our brothers, sisters, and them of color and demand that coke reject it's racist name and become more inclusive...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (IPK5J)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (aSGq2)
They really should rename it, false advertising.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (7ZQe3)
Whatever. Don't think only Coke is woke. Too bad that between them they control a vast majority of beverage brands.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
It'd cost them billions to change their name.
I say we get 4chan to get this trending on twitter.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (Z+JNA)
we must band together with our brothers, sisters, and them of color
and demand that coke reject it's racist name and become more
inclusive...
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 24, 2021 03:36 PM (8D42x)
I am pretty sure that they have a great imperialist history with sugar plantations and murderous regimes. A little research and demand that coke pay reparations might be in order.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (KAi1n)
Sugartits Cola...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (7ZQe3)
My favorite is called Rebel Yell. Can't really see it changing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (7ZQe3)
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Don't even put that out there!!!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (mZUr4)
> I have a friend who started presenting schizophrenic symptoms in his early twenties and it became full-blown over the period of a few years.
I've told this story here before. In college, I rented a room in a condo. One day, a friend of the condo owner showed up. The condo owner let him crash on the couch for a few months. I learned later this guy was there because he was wanted for drug offenses. One day, he disappeared again.
I didn't like the guy.
A few months later, I found out he used a knife to kill his mom and his sister's best friend. They found him naked, covered in blood, with a flag over his shoulders. He was babbling about the people out to get him. He had a schizophrenic break. Apparently the family knew he was trouble, and tried to get him committed two weeks before the murders, but the "experts" said they couldn't do anything for him and deemed him "not dangerous."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (YYlyE)
https://tinyurl.com/2czjnbdb
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)
Holy hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Biblio at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (BlFFc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (qlFIA)
even though troubled, was a great place to shop in the 20th century
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (6iURM)
Whatever. Don't think only Coke is woke. Too bad that between them they control a vast majority of beverage brands.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
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Has Pepsi realized how it's lack of representation of transexual Muslims is doing to the safety of that community?
We must demand the resignation of the CEO to be immediately replaced by a person that will reflect the real world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (6/LtX)
Now I can get Barq's anywhere, and for that small thing I am grateful.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (w9Wax)
the ones who toss their offspring at predators so they can have time to get away?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (VP4Cd)
It promises to be a long journey but I'm making the effort.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (guGkK)
I am pretty sure that they have a great imperialist history with sugar plantations and murderous regimes. A little research and demand that coke pay reparations might be in order.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
You may be onto something there.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (z79tQ)
you had a Natto Temaki
it would change your life
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2021 03:34 PM (6iURM)
O_O
Or just a puddle of lightly-used catfood. Same thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (KAi1n)
That's what happens if you are a prominent Demofascist. Just ask mass murderer Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (aSGq2)
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
Yeah, look up the history of the sugar cartel in the US. It's hard to believe that you're reading about US history and US policies, tbh. Sounds like something out of the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:40 PM (UPoLF)
Right where they want him.
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:40 PM (PGIcz)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 24, 2021 03:33 PM (88+cf
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Plus the majority of the names they put on cans were Euro/Jewish-centric.
Maybe Coke can clear that up and at the same time weigh in on lots of white people having historically Jewish names.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:40 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (Z+JNA)
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"Do you want to go back to where I found you? Unemployed?? In Greenland???"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (GLv8N)
They ripped that off from Polar Cola in Worcester, MA.
https://polarbeverages.com/about/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (oHd/0)
...
Motte/Bailey 101
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (ohOLP)
In perfect equity
I'd like to hold it in my multi-colored arms
And keep it less white
Posted by: Lindsey Boylan at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Cockacola - for that refreshing taste that every peasant loves. Or better say they love. H8ter
Posted by: Obligatory at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (qlFIA)
That's what happens if you are a prominent Demofascist. Just ask mass murderer Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (aSGq2)
I'm not a fan of Bruce, but he blew a .02. Never should have been arrested in the first place.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)
I really despise what these millennial fuck heads on the boards are doing.
Assholes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (73NTg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (aSGq2)
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (iDGpQ)
Post Office Chief Says Post Office May Make Mail Even Slower To Catch Up
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Raise prices too!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (yQpMk)
That's what happens if you are a prominent Demofascist. Just ask mass murderer Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM
So wwi?
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (AShJK)
https://tinyurl.com/2czjnbdb
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)
Holy hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (Ez6QX)
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Dammit! Gold Peak Tea is now on my no-buy list. Their Georgia Peach variety is sooooooo good. Gonna miss it
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)
DENIER!!!!
Posted by: MADD at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (2lndx)
Uh...nevermind. Do go on.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (PGIcz)
Assholes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (73NTg)
You really think millennials are on the boards of major companies, other than a handful of tech companies?
Dude, without looking, I guarantee you the board is majority boomer, with many a Silent and an X'er. If there is a millennial, it's probably only one, and he's probably some politically connected asshole.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (UPoLF)
So, better that 100's of thousands die and millions stay sick rather than admit that OrangeMan(tm) was right about... anything.
People need to fucking hang for this shit.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (NYS7S)
I'd like to buy Muhammed a coke! And then f*ck him again. Speaking of which how is the weather this time of year in Pakistan?
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)
I'm actually a little sad that I don't see White Claw on that list.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:38 PM (Ez6QX)
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While its store dependent, many grocery stores have the soda aisle stocked to have the coke-affiliated products start at the beginning of one side of the aisle (beginning with coke), with the pepsi-affiliated products at the opposite end of the aisle (beginning, at that side, with pepsi).
Coke and Pepsi each own most (if not all) of the drink brands on that side of the aisle.
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (IPK5J)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)
so we are told.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (vD+8F)
Sugar is in EVERYTHING. It would take a massive effort to remove sugar from our lives.
That loaf of bread? Sugar.
That bottle of ketchup? Sugar.
That spaghetti sauce? Sugar.
Baked beans, salad dressing, yogurt, barbecue sauce, soup, peanut butter, microwave dinners, protein bars, ALCOHOL, protein powder, etc etc etc all have LOADS of sugar.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (YYlyE)
I get that for 20 years they were protest and lawsuited into thinking they had to have this crap, but those didn't hurt their business nearly as badly as pissing of your customers.
This isn't the 1970s where people have 4 channels on TV and no choices in the supermarket. There is way too much competition and are way too many choices out there. Angering and driving away customers is real retarded, sir.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (qz18B)
Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (sqldF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)
Fuck him. Zero tolerance means zero tolerance. Best way to rid ourselves of ridiculous laws is through zealous enforcement.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cosda at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (sqldF)
I believe that the politically correct term is reparations.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (iDGpQ)
The Metro Parks Tacoma Board of Commissioners voted unanimously Monday to boot Ben Franklin from a public park in central Tacoma, replacing him with Rosa Franklin, Washington state's first African American state senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:37 PM (UPoLF)
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My first thought too. 4chan could make this happen.
I think the coke wave is probably a reference to slaves coming to America on ships.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (ohOLP)
Assholes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at
Uh math?
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (PGIcz)
Is this not diverse enough for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwvAgDCOdU4
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (bDqIh)
Shart!
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (oAY8z)
Is "Battery Terminal Cleaner Mixed With Corn Syrup" too long to fit on the can?
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (2lndx)
https://polarbeverages.com/about/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's leave my favorite seltzer brand out of it and let them to continue to fly under the radar.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (DJFLF)
Re:Aldi cola
Posted by: Chuck C at February 24, 2021 03:07 PM
No. Or at least it wasn't a couple of years ago. Extremely variable, but generally bad. Shame too, since most of their store brand items are consistently good. I get Kroger soda if I want flavored fizzy water since that's usually decent and they have a lot of flavors.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 03:23 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:41 PM (UPoLF)
Substitute Eric Trump. Does he walk?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (NYS7S)
If they are going to do this right they need to change their name to crack cola, meth cola, khat cola, or something similar
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (PGIcz)
Posted by: 7-Up at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (V7LOe)
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"For every red Skittle you eat, you must suck one tranny cock."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (PGIcz)
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Do they drink dark cola on the dark web?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
I think the coke wave is probably a reference to slaves coming to America on ships.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:44 PM (ohOLP)
Sigh. I'll go talk to the anon's. We'll see if they're in the mood to be persuaded.
let me first find my full body hazmat suit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (UPoLF)
HR on the other hand...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (V7LOe)
Ok, I lol'd
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (PGIcz)
Only the hot ones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2021 03:39 PM (t+qrx)
you are past redemption
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (6iURM)
Maybe Coca Cola could be renamed "Shit-Water, Don't Buy It."
Making money is a concept that now escapes them. The Marxists running the show think value is created by the labor of making the product, so it doesn't matter if nobody wants to buy it anymore.
Simple purchases are unclean, they must be honorable purchases, or nothing. The customer must be worthy and have their mind right.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (hLzTG)
Here are some of the board members...
Don't look very boomer to me...
https://tinyurl.com/ck6cu6vb
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (73NTg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (KZzsI)
The people being hurt as the shareholders. The management is educated woke (or at least their children are) and live in woke circles. Principle-agent problem. People are conservative with their own stuff and liberal with other people's.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)
Just do the high profile, easy to boycott ones. Like soft drink companies and sports stores. This stuff is low hanging fruit, and it can help send the message.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (KZzsI)
Great adventure / RPG game on the Nintendo GameCube.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
Mad, mad world?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (2lndx)
So I'm divided on whether to do it this way or boycott.
I guess the answer is both.
Make them realize they can't ignore the color of their skin while berating the every day person for theirs.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (PGIcz)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk
Minority women are twofers for boards.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (AShJK)
Alinsky Rule #4 - it's not just for breakfast anymore!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (tkyK5)
There is a difference between operating under the influence and operating while intoxicated. You can have any amount of alcohol and be charged with DUI if you are being an ass to the cop or acting erratic. DWI is driving over the legal limit no matter how well you might have been driving.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (KAi1n)
That bottle of ketchup? Sugar.
That spaghetti sauce? Sugar.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (YYlyE)
Sounds like zinc oxide.
https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NR Pax at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (El8hT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
..
Gods Must Be Crazy
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (gAFsE)
how tf did that happen?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (z79tQ)
Gods Must Be Crazy
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (YYlyE)
Almost as if... they secretly want people to be more white? I think I caught a tiny whiff of racism.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (46GDR)
Right off his back.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (vD+8F)
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That's a winner!!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (mZUr4)
Trans people of color making paintings, sculpture, music...artistic things
"Ssshhhhh, it's Art"
Sshh + Art = Shart!
there's different directions we cold take it, and they're all gold
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: torabora at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (PGIcz)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (gVbLv)
As a shareholder you're also entitled to voice your displeasure with the direction the board of directors is taking the company. As many times a day as you want.
It's been my experience that as an "owner" in the company you will be blown off, but with the chef's kiss and not a middle finger.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (KAi1n)
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*ponders life without Taco Bell*
*ends life as life not worth living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (IPK5J)
I saw a function once where the prices of Coke and Pepsi are co-dependent; that is, when Coke's price goes up, Pepsi's share of sales goes up, and vice versa. They both operate at the profit maximizing price point for both of them. They can't legally collude to do that, but they are very aware of what the other is doing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (kcG4R)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bite the wax tadpole at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (Xri5N)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (NYS7S)
Yes, unless the person is under 21, on some other kind of drugs (prescription or street, with a blood test or admission by the suspect), or horrifically fails the field sobriety test on camera for some reason, there's no way any case moves forward with a .02 BAC.
.08 is the national standard. You can get a DUI at under a .08, but without some other factor involved, it's pretty hard to prosecute.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: down with all politicans at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (OM48N)
*ends life as life not worth living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
First Prometheus, then Taco Bell. A small loss to the Horde.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (Zm+LZ)
Right off his back.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021
No. He appropriated it. Sounds more SJW
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (7o4Oo)
Let them know at your next board meeting
.
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: 7-Up
Hell, you can do algebra while you drink!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
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"The Gods Must Be Crazy"
Click! Click! Click!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (dfRN6)
Koka Kola Kompany.
A proudly Democrat Institution since the mid 1860s.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (QzJWU)
They are paying me an unholy amount of money, so I will grudgingly put my pronouns g/f/y in my sig if it is required.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 03:42 PM (IPK5J)
I saw a function once where the prices of Coke and Pepsi are co-dependent; that is, when Coke's price goes up, Pepsi's share of sales goes up, and vice versa. They both operate at the profit maximizing price point for both of them. They can't legally collude to do that, but they are very aware of what the other is doing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (kcG4R)
That's the oligarchy economic model. Actual collusion is supposed to look like a monopoly until one of them cheats.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (Zm+LZ)
see the one about a coke bottle falling from the sky on an african
tribesman. Hilarity ensued, what was the name of that?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 24, 2021 03:46 PM (X7kN9)
Mad, mad world?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:47 PM (o2MD2)
The gods must be crazy. My uncle, RIP, loved that movie.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (Zm+LZ
You forgot the sarc tag.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (qz18B)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:45 PM (NYS7S)
Yes, ...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (UPoLF)
Begs the question then - why did the asshole get arrested in the first place?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (88+cf)
They are paying me an unholy amount of money, so I will grudgingly put my pronouns g/f/y in my sig if it is required.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (V7LOe)
Do: Beep/Boop/Bop
I hear that's popular
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (dfRN6)
Almost as if... they secretly want people to be more white? I think I caught a tiny whiff of racism.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (46GDR)
Oh, hilariously, they used Robin D'Angello's (or whatever her name is) materials without paying her, without permission, and according to her, out of context. And then tried to present it as their own.
So LinkedIn took it down to a copyright violation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: 7-Up
Hell, you can do algebra while you drink!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (VVEnO)
Clean out the gutters!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (jvt6t)
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Do they all use the requisite amount of sawdust in their meat preparation?
Because that's key.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (AShJK)
*ends life as life not worth living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
The torture is over.
Posted by: Zombie TheJamesMadison's Entrails at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (o2MD2)
I was under the impression that Pepsico was Nike-level woke - but not quite Gulag-level.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (NYS7S)
Sounds like zinc oxide.
https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (t+qrx)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (TdMsT)
The Gods Must be Crazy. My sister says the nieces and nephew from The Congo think it's hilarious, just like we did as kids.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (z79tQ)
It was thrown out of an airplane.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (V7LOe)
*ends life as life not worth living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'll make tacos just like TB.
At least, that way, I'll know it's real hamburger meat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (Z+JNA)
That's what happens if you are a prominent Demofascist. Just ask mass murderer Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent
He's effing 70 years old, and was doing shots of Tequila while sitting on his motorcycle in a National Park.
My nephew is 41, and probably drinks too much in his spare time, because his life has gotten kind of messed up (not all his fault). He rides a lot, when it's seasonable in Montana (where he lives). He would never drink and ride his bike. That's nuts.
Springsquid is a childish SOB.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:49 PM (UPoLF)
e.g., an accident.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (kcG4R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (jvt6t)
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Do they all use the requisite amount of sawdust in their meat preparation?
Because that's key.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Sawdust was the food of our serf ancestors. Traditions must be upheld.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (Zm+LZ)
So LinkedIn took it down to a copyright violation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (UPoLF)
I don't see what they did wrong. They're appropriating materials from an admitted racist.
Comrade Paratestes, I ask you-- Should overt white racists be allowed to reap the rewards of their bigotry in the Glorious People's Democratic States? I think NOT!
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (gAFsE)
That bottle of ketchup? Sugar.
That spaghetti sauce? Sugar.
Baked beans, salad dressing, yogurt, barbecue sauce, soup, peanut butter, microwave dinners, protein bars, ALCOHOL, protein powder, etc etc etc all have LOADS of sugar.
Posted by: bonhomme
I'm talking about added sugar and I hope you realized that. Safeway Select garlic basil spag sauce - NO added sugar. Two Good brand yogurt - NO added sugar. Laura Scudders PB - NO added sugar. I could go through my entire kitchen but I'm already hungry AF. You can easily avoid added sugar, if you want to.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (KAi1n)
The ones I prefer are very responsive to customer requests. I'm sure the sawdust could be added to the picadillo.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Cop saw him take a shot before he started his motorcycle.
Which is a legal grey area. If he was sitting on the bike, with the keys in the ignition when he took the shot, then in most states that could be a DUI.
If he took the shot then immediately got on the bike... eh. I don't know NJ caselaw on this (or federal, I think they were applying federal law here since it was some kind of federal law).
I suspect the cop thought he was drunk, made a big scene out of arresting him, then was too embarrassed to back down down after he blew a .02 or whatever on a field breathalyzer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
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I'd like to teach the whites to swing --
In perfect harmony ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (Xsobs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (DJFLF)
https://bit.ly/2NtrtNz
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
But can it double as a douche?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (guGkK)
Is there anything they servr that is within 5 degrees of something that it started out as?
Then there is the bottom of the barrel stones staff.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: fluffy at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: 7-Up
Hell, you can do algebra while you drink!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
But can you do Chinese algebra?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (2BZBZ)
HR departments at most companies now are run by a few crusty old Liz Warren clones and a bunch of woke young women. I'd be willing to bet most of the officers of Coca-Cola didn't know much about the training beyond, "It's sensitivity training." The real demons here are the shining eyed commies in the HR department who actually looked at all this material before making it mandatory training.
On the other hand, I'm sure the company officers became acquainted with the training PDQ after this became an issue, and they chose to double down (at first), so fuck 'em.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)
Maybe I will too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (ohOLP)
That was actually a huge movie back in the day, and a great social commentary. My parents loved it. I think they did a second move because cash, but wouldn't swear to it.
A favorite piece of mine was Bruno Bozetto's Bolero from Alegro Non Troppo. Life came from a coke bottle.
https://youtu.be/5pgANtzO2G4
I have a gorgeous panoramic production cell from approx 14:06. Coke at one time really did represent the USA, for better or worse. But it seems apropos if the USA has been killed off, that coke becomes irrelevant.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (46GDR)
https://bit.ly/2NtrtNz
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (yQpMk)
I will be getting into home-brewing and distilling once we get the house finished.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (KnJdm)
Yes its infuriating, its like a mine field out there for people with sugar-related dietary problems, ,reading the tiny print on the label. Contains high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, fructose, sucrose, maltrose, rice syrup, and aspartame!
Its like that rant from 15 years ago about people and their num-nums drinking coffee-flavored milkshakes every morning and chewing on a "healthy" candybar for lunch.
The num-nums are everywhere like we're all kids on halloween.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)
This is the story of many funny and sometimes awful occurrences.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (2BZBZ)
I grew up in Illinois and we had it. I've also seen it here in Loozeeana. The coasties seem not to know it.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: One, Two, Three at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (2BZBZ)
Check the Moon Pie aisle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (guGkK)
*raises hand*
I can food snob with the best of them, but sometimes a basic burrito or quesadilla hits the spot.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Cop saw him take a shot before he started his motorcycle.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)
Ugh - yeah, he should walk then. Still an asshole, though.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
To ask that way makes the answer obvious.
By the way, Steve, we live in the southern hemisphere
Posted by: Penguins at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (z79tQ)
*raises hand*
I can food snob with the best of them, but sometimes a basic burrito or quesadilla hits the spot.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
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It's bad food, but it's some of the best bad food you can find. I like it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (2BZBZ)
Yes.
Especially when sold with skooter pies.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (kcG4R)
It depends. If someone rear ends someone at a red light with a .05, the cops could charge him with a DUI, but the person would have to show signs of impairment. And the cop saying "his eyes were glassy, and he was making erratic motions" probably wouldn't be good enough for me personally. Like I'd need to see something on the dash or body cam showing clear signs of impairment that I could show in court if it came to it.
But, idk, that's a judgment call for the cops and the prosecutors.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (UPoLF)
My little brother can perfectly replicate that click language. It is hilarious.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
*ponders life without Taco Bell*
*ends life as life not worth living*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
1.5lbs of Taco seasoning = $16
10 lbs of ground beef = $30
5 lbs bag of masa harina = $12
salsa, sour cream, and lettuce = $10
Your good for a month.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2021 03:57 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (03n3v)
You should go back. I am pretty sure that, at Coke, it is mandatory now.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (KnJdm)
Yeah its a lesbian and her harem, at least that's how it looks. Some old school hard left feminist hiring brainless young fluff with woke dreams of a manless society.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: 3 AM TB Drive Thru Guy at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (bFXOv)
Is there anything they servr that is within 5 degrees of something that it started out as?
Then there is the bottom of the barrel stones staff.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (AShJK)
I like their breakfast wraps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (PFndM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (guGkK)
The Horde mind is amazing.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Al Swearengen at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (5ZHS+)
You'll age to the point you can't eat it any longer without severe digestive distress and blowouts. It tastes great but its horrific for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (5HBd1)
Afri Cola is already taken.
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (SoPmE)
But it tastes about the same.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (2BZBZ)
Yes. I haven't seen it for years in CA, but when I travel East of the Rockies it's everywhere. I hadn't thought to look when I'm at places like Bass Pro Shops - they've got gigantic displays of Moon Pies, so they might have RC as well. BTW, what is it with Moon Pies? Do they have some insane shelf life? I'm guessing that's a yes. When I was at the hospital a couple of months back waiting to see how a procedure went on my mom, I hadn't eaten all day. I noticed that the vending area was open (late, late) and for some reason got a Moon Pie. It tasted like it was 4 years old, and it might have been. I certainly wasn't hungry afterwards.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (46GDR)
You'll age to the point you can't eat it any longer without severe digestive distress and blowouts. It tastes great but its horrific for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
I wonder what causes that? Spices or seasonings reacting with gut bacteria? It's probably not the beef or shells.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (UelxP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (63Dwl)
*raises hand*
I can food snob with the best of them, but sometimes a basic burrito or quesadilla hits the spot.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
I am not a food snob so much as against bad quality. I would eat there if they were serving things that could be bought I. A grocery store.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (AShJK)
You'll age to the point you can't eat it any longer without severe digestive distress and blowouts. It tastes great but its horrific for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
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Then I shall enjoy it as much as possible now, while my insides can take it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
And that is enough.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Desultory joe at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: weew at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Don Q Distillery at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: U.S. Citizen Who Fails the Less White Test at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (UelxP)
Commissar Cola
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (gAFsE)
It's a LAW that anytime an RC Cola is mentioned, a Moon Pie reference is de riguer........
Posted by: 3 AM TB Drive Thru Guy at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (UelxP)
Comrade Cola. Official sponsor of white genocide.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (UelxP)
Is there anything they servr that is within 5 degrees of something that it started out as?
Then there is the bottom of the barrel stones staff.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 03:55 PM (AShJK)
I like their breakfast wraps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (PFndM)
How does it compare to Carl's or Hardee's?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Grape Soda at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (r4fw8)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (z79tQ)
It was thrown out of an airplane.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:52 PM (V7LOe)
My quick post saying the gods must be crazy ended up posted with vanya's nic. That's what I questioned
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: clutch cargo
It is known. Moon Pies are one step below Twinkies.
Shelf life of a Twinkie? Unknown.
Twinkies keep outlasting the shelf.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: 3 AM TB Drive Thru Guy at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (jvt6t)
And yet when you eat them together, they lose all flavor and just taste like pure sugar.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
I always pick some up when I get back to Michigan, if they have the real sugar bottles.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (2lndx)
I'm curious as to what he did to turn it around (and apparently stay turned around). Good for him (and you too).
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM (PFndM)
How does it compare to Carl's or Hardee's?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)
Dunno, but I'd give Carl's Jr. a try.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:53 PM (V7LOe)
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Starbucks Soy Products: Official Sponsor of Cattle Cars 22,500-40,000.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (Xsobs)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: McCool at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (Cmo8b)
Posted by: Desultory joe at February 24, 2021 04:00 PM (L9P9s)
Shareholder voting is like voting in a Republic except with even less coordination. In theory the Right probably has many controlling blocks in major companies.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (Z+JNA)
Lol
Posted by: Pepsi Cola and RC Cola at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
I am at a loss. I did not know that you had to feed them.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (fjGIh)
I have no idea. Has to be the seasonings and something about the meat, the way its prepared or something. I know the sour cream and cheese destroys me, so I avoid that. I know the refried beans are death to my gut so I avoid that. Its still like a battery acid shooter to eat even a taco.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
I am at a loss. I did not know that you had to feed them.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (KnJdm)
You're kidding. Those things live on meat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Like Cola at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (jvt6t)
https://youtu.be/yo5g2LLxKHg
Posted by: hogmartin at February 24, 2021 03:48 PM (t+qrx)
I just watched that movie a month or so back. Had totally forgotten how many good bits are in it. Fistful of Yen is a stone cold classic.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (z79tQ)
I posted the title as well.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (oQ94s)
Twinkies keep outlasting the shelf.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM
Assume a Twinkie.
Assume one of ace's shelves.
Calculate the shelf lives of the Twinkie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (Xsobs)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Too runny. Hard to eat in the car without getting it all over yourself.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (kcG4R)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM
The thing is not about the taste of the food it is what the food is made of.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
No one here said that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: Troy Aikman at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (Js/7v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (QjGTg)
And for some reason it went over about as well as decaf coffee at 5am. That must have been college days, what, 1980?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2021 03:50 PM (V7LOe)
Do: Beep/Boop/Bop
I hear that's popular
Posted by: ghost of Hallelujah at February 24, 2021 03:51 PM (oAY8z)
I like g/f/y. Hadn't heard that one.
Awesome, entertaining and good-looking are also fun.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: The Soda Pop Kid at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (AShJK)
MSG makes all food taste better too.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (j5yHI)
Assume one of ace's shelves.
Calculate the shelf lives of the Twinkie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (zExdh)
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Invalid operation/Infinity/division by zero using Ace"s shelf life
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (Xsobs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
I am at a loss. I did not know that you had to feed them.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (KnJdm)
You have to give them inches and feed them well
Posted by: Scorpions at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (2cfUo)
Until the two KGB goons show up at their door, that is.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: McCool at February 24, 2021 04:03 PM (BqBIh)
Nah, they'll just make you pronounce it differently.
Posted by: Your Anus, 7th planet from the sun AKA Urinuss at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 03:58 PM
The thing is not about the taste of the food it is what the food is made of.
Posted by: Y5 at February 24, 2021 04:06 PM (AShJK)
China: *Looks up and laughs*
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 24, 2021 04:07 PM (j5yHI
Make cat taste just like chicken!
Posted by: General Tso at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:01 PM (Zm+LZ)
Never had those, to be honest. If I get breakfast from Carl's it's usually that biscuit sandwich.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)
And never, ever forget, life can be a shit filled Twinkie.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Buttery goodness.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:09 PM (KnJdm)
Climb into the tree top
Falling down and holding hands
Tricycles and Red Pop
Pony rides and Sunday nights
Roller skates and yo-yos
Fairy tales and snowball fights
Climb in through the window
Remember when you were a kid,
well part of you still is
And that's why we make Faygo
Faygo remembers...
Posted by: you gotta be from Michigan to remember this at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (EaEMG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (73NTg)
By the way, how does one be "less white"? They might like the answers people come up with. Show up for work late/leave early? Have 3 or 4 children out of wedlock? Not be able to identify your parents? Talk too loud in a McDonald's? Scream at characters on a movie theater screen?
Posted by: Dr. SaltyDonnie at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (9ehqp)
Assume one of ace's shelves.
Calculate the shelf lives of the Twinkie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (zExdh)
The former assumptions imply God, implying an infinite shelf life. QED.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: YIKES! at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: S. Fluke, Whore at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (P1G83)
I always pick some up when I get back to Michigan, if they have the real sugar bottles.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 04:02 PM (2lndx)
there were still a few bottles of Faygo left on the shelves. i would have bought it but they didn't have diet and they were a little dusty.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (Ed8Zd)
*raises hand*
I can food snob with the best of them, but sometimes a basic burrito or quesadilla hits the spot.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
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My 15 year old likes their chicken chipotle melts, so I decided to try one. Not bad. And better than anything they get served at school. Thanks, moochelle.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (JZ/1e)
white"?
Posted by: Dr. SaltyDonnie at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (9ehqp)
Buy less Coke.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (KnJdm)
Duck on a random Wednesday, when duck is obviously a Sunday meal.
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (73NTg)
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She's planning to murder you tonight.
There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Be careful and God keep you by bro
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 04:05 PM (gAFsE)
Then mine got assimilated. I've seen multiple identical comments before, but maybe Pixy is becoming sentient, and mine was redundant.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (z79tQ)
Duck on a random Wednesday, when duck is obviously a Sunday meal.
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (73NTg)
She's planning to murder you tonight.
There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Or have sex with him. Or both.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
https://youtu.be/pLBP-nk61cc
I'm ok with the barrel, check under the cushions of the couch, I got 73 cents last time I was there.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
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Inca Cola FTW!
Used to get it at a Peruvian restaurant ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (Xsobs)
There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Dibs on Thomas Bender's stuff.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * gots me a bushy beard but my dome has a lotta chrome at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (OndyF)
I see we got some juggalos in the house
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (KAi1n)
Maybe she's just in a good mood.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (73NTg)
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Donald? Daffy? Disco? Howard?
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (mZUr4)
That's what I presumed.
Oddly enough, I did see a jug of anti-freeze in the utility room.
I've always pegged my wife to be a poisoner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (73NTg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I'd tell them, you will address me as "My Galactic Overlord Cat Ass Trophy" or you will be sued.
Now. Do you want to re-think that policy?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (Z+JNA)
Duck on a random Wednesday, when duck is obviously a Sunday meal.
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM
Mmm...duck. That is all.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (zExdh)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:12 PM (z79tQ)
Pixy will dump redundant posts by different commenters.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (KnJdm)
white"? "
First...one must decide which culture one wants to appropriate characteristics from.
No, wait..
That won't work, will it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (3D/fK)
This is from old tablet! Got it started.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (Cxk7w)
That's what I presumed.
Oddly enough, I did see a jug of anti-freeze in the utility room.
I've always pegged my wife to be a poisoner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (73NTg)
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Dolley had a degree in forensics. If she decides to off me, no one will find the body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
died almost exactly 9 months before Hitler was born. reincarnate much bro?
Posted by: x4 at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (+ya+t)
I've always pegged my wife to be a poisoner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM
Avoid the orange sauce.
Actually, antifreeze would probably make that crap they sell with the duck taste better.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (zExdh)
Dolley had a degree in forensics. If she decides to off me, no one will find the body.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)
She could be posting from your account right now, subtly bragging about it, and we'd never know.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:14 PM (Zm+LZ)
Their red and white swirl cans are so familiar, they probably don't even need a name on the can.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 24, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
There was a time that Taco Bell was actually good. But, I can say the same of Del Taco as well. TB used to actually have good refritos, but I'm talking 45+ years ago. I will say I'd probably eat there before Chipotle. Everything is pretty sterile, and tofu usually doesn't carry salmonella.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (46GDR)
The local grocery in Fremont where my parents live always has a bunch, but most of it is the HFCS variety.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (ukNFU)
I wonder what horrible crazy "program" Jill Biden will start up or if she's too busy running Joe to do that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (KZzsI)
$10.00 minimum wage would be good.
Posted by: Thom Cotton at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (LilNs)
I get that for 20 years they were protest and lawsuited into thinking they had to have this crap, but those didn't hurt their business nearly as badly as pissing of your customers.
This isn't the 1970s where people have 4 channels on TV and no choices in the supermarket. There is way too much competition and are way too many choices out there. Angering and driving away customers is real retarded, sir.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 03:43 PM (KZzsI)"
Not trying to hurt feelings, but you are somewhere between "in denial" and "smoking crack". Do you think the victims of Mao's red guards or Stalin's various terrors sat around expecting salvation because murdering them was going to be bad for business?
This isn't about money; money will only get you so far. The Temple of Woke is the only game in town for get out of jail free cards and all of these corporate types clamor for them.
Posted by: someguy at February 24, 2021 04:16 PM (0BW5E)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 24, 2021 04:16 PM (CqHIp)
https://tinyurl.com/z59utwu5
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: dartist
I look at all that stuff, then I figure out what I can make and make cheaper. Which is most of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: Thom Cotton at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (LilNs)
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$20,800 annual salary for full-time work? I made less than that at my first full-time job after college back in the 90s.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (Cxk7w)
I've always pegged my wife to be a poisoner.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM
Poisoning by anti-freeze is in the top ten of bad ways to die.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (awtm/)
love the old RC Cola ad from the 80's where all the Soviet stooges are
drinking Coke and Pepsi while the Cossacks out in their hut are drinking
RC and dancing.
was a movie back in the late '70s or early '80s set in berlin. fellow was a pepsi executive. plot involved his daughter having a fling with an east german and the fellow trying to figure out how to get him across the border. much cross-border hijinks ensue. torture involved playing "itsy bitsy teensy weensy yellow polka dot bikini" at the victim. if that was ineffective, they moved the record to an off-center hole so that it would warble up and down as the record went around. final bit in the movie was the fellow shoves some money in a pepsi machine and it gives him a coke.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Tactical Jack at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (P1G83)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:13 PM (KnJdm)
When I miss the Wall of Shame by 1 comment, pixy will be getting a sterny written complaint.
Stern, I tells ya.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (z79tQ)
The guy from the Live and Let Die? Geoffrey Holder.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Thom Cotton at February 24, 2021 04:15 PM (LilNs)
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$20,800 annual salary for full-time work? I made less than that at my first full-time job after college back in the 90s.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (mZUr4)
Kroger's pays that today. Gotta adjust for inflation too, but $10 will most likely not affect many megacorps.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (Q1nbg)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (v3pYe)
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One, Two, Three, released in 1961.
Made by Billy Wilder and starring James Cagney and Horst Buchholz, it's one of my favorite Billy Wilder movies.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dartist
I look at all that stuff, then I figure out what I can make and make cheaper. Which is most of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:17 PM (Z+JNA)
Well I don't know about dartist, but I'm pretty lazy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: James Cagney at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (G6Lqs)
IF true...IF...sounds like people are scrambling to get back into Trump's good graces after stabbing him in the back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Shep! at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
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And a heck of a lot healthier too no doubt. The attraction for me was 50 seconds in the microwave and I have hot chow.
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (+ya+t)
https://tinyurl.com/z59utwu5
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Rigorous and thorough.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel - Texas Morons, Support HB 1359 at February 24, 2021 04:19 PM (G6Lqs)
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My sister used to practically live at Taco Cabana back in the day.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (dfRN6)
Ace, I'm surprised you're not writing about Hillary's upcoming new novel. I read about it at HotFart. I'm sure the critics have already written their glowing reviews and the thing's already been optioned in Hollywood, most likely by Disney.
(The villain's name in the novel is "Gewt Ningrich.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)
IF true...IF...sounds like people are scrambling to get back into Trump's good graces after stabbing him in the back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (uxJPn)
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Our lifetime politicians couldn't see that shitting all over the still popular Republican President (that they know was cheated out of the electoral win) was a bad idea.
*groans heavily*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (xfb67)
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Back when I was a younger Doof, Arby's had a big-ass version of their regular roast beef sandwich called a Big Montana. Amazing that I used to be able to eat those regularly and never gain an ounce. I miss my old metabolism.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dartist
True. Fast is good.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (Z+JNA)
IF true...IF...sounds like people are scrambling to get back into Trump's good graces after stabbing him in the back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:20 PM (uxJPn)
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LOL.
I hope Trump tells Pence to fuck off back to his (I'm sure riveting) Heritage Foundation podcast. And for him and the rest of shit Party to brace for impact.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (0WKYs)
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2021 04:10 PM (73NTg)
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She's planning to murder you tonight.
There's no other explanation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Dont be silly. Theres one other explanation: she's announcing her affair.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (y7B5q)
(The villain's name in the novel is "Gewt Ningrich.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh God, I thought you were joking about her "writing" a novel. You're not. Fuck this gay earth.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (gAFsE)
IF true...IF...sounds like people are scrambling to get back into Trump's good graces after stabbing him in the back.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Fuck Pence.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (Z+JNA)
there are a couple of little asian chicks that work at my local arby's. they are my nemeses. only time i've found myself yelling at a drive-thru speaker was at one of them; could not get her to understand that the fact that i wanted a side salad in my meal meant that i did not want fries.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (0WKYs)
Same.
Fuck the GOP. They enabled electoral fraud on the largest scale we've ever seen and deposed the rightful President.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: tmitsss at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (f/L+y)
Ace, I'm surprised you're not writing about Hillary's upcoming new novel. I read about it at HotFart. I'm sure the critics have already written their glowing reviews and the thing's already been optioned in Hollywood, most likely by Disney.
(The villain's name in the novel is "Gewt Ningrich.")
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)
If that's the case, she has less imagination than George Lucas with his "Nute Gunray" Trade Federation baddie name. Who was completely inept to boot.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (j5yHI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (r7lEv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Hillary's obviously determined to squeeze every last dollar out of this life before she kicks. She thinks she can take it with her, and is gonna be disappointed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
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Wendy's used to have decent fried chicken.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (mZUr4)
Our voters always take us back after we betray them, he will too.
Posted by: GOPe at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (5ZHS+)
Nobody is even talking about Floyd anymore.
I'd love to see sales before and after, we changed brands over it.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
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Burger King is my favorite, which is weird because I worked at one for four years through college.
The key, I believe, is to always order a special ingredient on the burger, that way they can't just pull one that's been sitting around. They have to make it as fresh as the ingredients they have out.
I get the Whopper with Cheese, but I add mustard. It's enough that their process triggers them to make something new.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/kwtxtm9p
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (y7B5q)
What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Are they testing it on the troops they're purging on behalf of the Party?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (0WKYs)
https://tinyurl.com/kwtxtm9p
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (y7B5q)
What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
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The army knows what movie series I reviewed next and are working to boost my readership?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
You're mistake was comparing it to roast beef. If you think of it as thinly sliced brown meat product, it seems a lot better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
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Burger King is my favorite, which is weird because I worked at one for four years through college.
The key, I believe, is to always order a special ingredient on the burger, that way they can't just pull one that's been sitting around. They have to make it as fresh as the ingredients they have out.
I get the Whopper with Cheese, but I add mustard. It's enough that their process triggers them to make something new.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
That's funny. I used to work at Wendy's, my first ever job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (L2ZTs)
I stopped with Pepsi after their curry-breath CEO crapped on America. Shoulda deported the bitch, IMO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (r7lEv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Hehehehehehe
Posted by: 4Chan Autist With A Cellphone at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (0WKYs)
That's scheduled for the Fall
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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lol
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (xfb67)
Indeed, my expectation is what ruins it for me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
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I guy I worked with back in my early 20s taught me that a Whopper with Cheese is a great hangover helper
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:22 PM (ifmtJ)
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Wendy's used to have decent fried chicken.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (mZUr4)
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In the San Antonio of my yoot, they had a chicken-fried steak dinner. Which I liked.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:18 PM (xfb67)
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Back when I was a younger Doof, Arby's had a big-ass version of their regular roast beef sandwich called a Big Montana. Amazing that I used to be able to eat those regularly and never gain an ounce. I miss my old metabolism.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)
I eat fast food maybe twice a year and its ALWAYS an Arby's Big Montana. they'll still make it even though its not on the menu anymore. With a bit of horsey sauce mixed with Arby's sauce-- its heaven.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (ifmtJ)
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My first was bagboy at Meijer's.
That job sucked, but I was in high school and it was just extra cash. I bought my first Playstation with that money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (LvTSG)
It's tasty and I'd never know the difference between it and Pepsi.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (vD+8F)
https://tinyurl.com/kwtxtm9p
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (y7B5q)
What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Would you like to play a game?
Posted by: Joshua at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:27 PM (2DOZq)
https://tinyurl.com/kwtxtm9p
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (y7B5q)
This is going to be another thing where after a week they shut it down for being the wrong kind of racist?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 24, 2021 04:27 PM (z79tQ)
BTW, has anyone else seen the new Jimmy John's ads with Brad Garrett? I love 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
I hate to break it to you, but the hamburger patties are pre-cooked and sitting in a bin.
Posted by: The King at February 24, 2021 04:27 PM (awtm/)
You sir, are a great American.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (fjGIh)
Nobody is even talking about Floyd anymore.
Career criminal, ex con, all around a-hole, ODs while losing wrestling match with cop.
Monster loss. There went any hope of having the Unified Field Theory in our lifetimes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (r7lEv)
Eat them while you can. Our rulers will see to it the only snacks in the future will be made of insect guts sweetened with stevia. Besides, Twinkies are white on the inside, and that kind of concealed bigotry is the worst kind of all.
Posted by: some guy out west at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (nyFPf)
That job sucked, but I was in high school and it was just extra cash. I bought my first Playstation with that money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
First job was a busboy at an Italian restaurant at 15 yrs old. Paid in cash weekly.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:24 PM (LvTSG)
I hate to break it to you, but the hamburger patties are pre-cooked and sitting in a bin.
Posted by: The King at February 24, 2021 04:27 PM (awtm/)
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Nah. They're frozen patties that go through a grill. If enough go through at once, there are flames as all the grease falls off the burgers at once, igniting the heating coils below.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
I miss my old metabolism.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)
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It's all fun and gorging until your body says, "That's it, party's over!" Then it turns into the metabolic equivalent of the photomultiplier tube.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (mht8P)
Did morons know that CZ makes a P-10F in .45 ACP?
They don't sell it in the US, bizarrely, but you can buy it in Canada and the EU.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)
I think Pence did what he thought was the noble and right thing to do, despite liking Trump, but that's just a guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LOLGF at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (7VCBW)
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 24, 2021 04:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I'm gonna test that out here in MD and report back to you, LASue. I'm sure the teeny boppers at my local Arby's will just love me going "secret menu" on them!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (mZUr4)
Pepsi just tastes like shit, and call me a heathen, but I like to mix my bourbon in glass-bottle cane-sugar Mexican Coca Cola that I buy for $23 a case at Sam's.
Not gonna die on this hill, but I'll raise a glass to you fine morons who are trying to get them to see the error of their ways.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (zPct3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm eating a whopper right now. The mf'er is cold.
my local burger king burns everything that isn't breakfast.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (kcG4R)
Posted by: CppThis
1. He certified fraudulent results.
2. And totally unforgivable, he high fived Nanzi Pelosi after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (Z+JNA)
You sir, are a great American.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (fjGIh)
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https://tinyurl.com/3fmb9bre
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Oh man, if you wanted to make us teenagers cuss, all you had to do was make a special order.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 04:28 PM (zcf1k)
He made a choice. I'm merely holding him accountable for that choice. He choice comity over Justice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (jvt6t)
The BEST chicken tenders.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (kcG4R)
Agree on that, good fries. Everything else is heartburn waiting to happen.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (jvt6t)
There are a couple of cute little Asian girls at my Arby's. I'd be delighted to eat their roast beef.
Posted by: Tactical Jack at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (7DVqy)
Pence's job responsibilities made him elbow bump Pelosi after the certification? Darned constitution!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)
__________
It's all fun and gorging until your body says, "That's it, party's over!" Then it turns into the metabolic equivalent of the photomultiplier tube.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (mht8P)
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Which is why I quit drinking soda, started drinking coffee black, stopped eating TastyKakes (I really miss them), and started walking during my lunch break. Which turned into running -- which I'm semi-obsessed with now. Now I'm 20+ pounds lighter than I was 2+ years ago.
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (mZUr4)
Come to find out one of my managers was a coke head and running dope out of there for a pretty big player, I guess, in Minnesota. I actually met the dealer, super nice guy, smoking hot chick and a bad ass car.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (ifmtJ)
He would have been overruled overwhelmingly. Any ruling of the chair is subject to a vote by the body. They would have stuffed him, with Nancy and Mitch leading the way.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (kcG4R)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (wGxSf)
Oh man, if you wanted to make us teenagers cuss, all you had to do was make a special order.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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Hey there, QDP! Haven't chatted with you since an ONT a few weeks ago. Good to "see" you!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (mZUr4)
Montana. they'll still make it even though its not on the menu anymore.
another thing no longer on the menu that they will still make is a super. roast beef + lettuce + tomato + "red ranch sauce". mrs. chronda's favorite. she did have to explain it to the cashier once.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (sGtp+)
2. And totally unforgivable, he high fived Nanzi Pelosi after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (Z+JNA)
Yep, and as much as people tried to spin the high-five as "he had to" just watch it again. I'm surprised he didn't look up at the camera and give us the finger.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (FMoYW)
Posted by: McCool at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (BqBIh)
I had forgotten about Captain D's....they weren't bad.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (jvt6t)
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More probable: These stupid ass cucks are looking at RNC and candidate fundraising receipts along with internal polling and saying "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (0WKYs)
He would have been overruled overwhelmingly. Any ruling of the chair is subject to a vote by the body. They would have stuffed him, with Nancy and Mitch leading the way.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (kcG4R)
At least Paul Ryan and Mitch had the decency to repeatedly fake repeal Obamacare under Obama.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (zPct3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:30 PM (ifmtJ)
He would have been overruled overwhelmingly. Any ruling of the chair is subject to a vote by the body. They would have stuffed him, with Nancy and Mitch leading the way.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 24, 2021 04:32 PM (kcG4R)
Fine. Make them do it. By going along with the steal, he helped legitimize it and he knew that in choosing.
If he'd stayed loyal to Trump, he'd have earned my loyalty in return.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (jvt6t)
D's nutz!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: dartist at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (+ya+t)
There are a couple of cute little Asian girls at my Arby's. I'd be delighted to eat their roast beef.
Posted by: Tactical Jack at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (7DVqy)
It's all fun and games until you find out they're Chi-Com spies, attempting to hook another Eric Fartwell or even drive for a Babs Boxer,
. Posted by: Thrawn at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (j5yHI)
are you of the body?
Posted by: Speaker of the House Landru at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Caesar North
And he would have been on record as not going along. End result would have been the same, but without his blessing.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (Z+JNA)
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (mZUr4)
I still have a souvenir from my McD's gig: a scar on my right hand from when I was cleaning the grill, and a small strip of beef fell off the upper cover. OMG. I left and never went back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tmitsss at February 24, 2021 04:23 PM (f/L+y)
That is a lot of reparations for black folks.
Posted by: 4 at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (KnJdm)
No reason for him to go along with the steal.
Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:35 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:35 PM (yQpMk)
I still have a souvenir from my McD's gig: a scar on my right hand from when I was cleaning the grill, and a small strip of beef fell off the upper cover. OMG. I left and never went back.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2021 04:34 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yikes!
Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2021 04:35 PM (mZUr4)
Not bad, even though I'm not a fan of pyramids. Very well balanced and full body, medium strength. It's a AJ Fernandez cigar, so I'll overlook the taper.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:35 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 24, 2021 04:36 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Javems at February 24, 2021 04:36 PM (tPOoy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 24, 2021 04:31 PM (H5knJ)
That was in place of a handshake which is normally done. Blaming Pence is ridiculous IMO. He supported and defended Trump for four years . For Trump to rile up the crowd on Jan 6th and put an untenable burden all on Pence was the lowest thing Trump has done.
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)
One of the few fast food chains I will go to on my own. Great fried fish. The only thing that annoys me is that some of them don’t carry onion rings.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2021 04:36 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:37 PM (wGxSf)
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More probable: These stupid ass cucks are looking at RNC and candidate fundraising receipts along with internal polling and saying "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2021 04:33 PM (0WKYs)
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Yup. They made an overt push to set Trump aside. It blew up in their faces.
Now they are scrambling to see the damage. Too late.
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 04:37 PM (IPK5J)
And as in that case they will have to be shown the door quite rudely if necessary no matter if they were in a bad spot. They chose to go along to get along when their base was fed up with that.
Their deafness and blindness to that is enough to punish them but they in many cases did so willfully and with amusement. (like that picture of Garland smirking.)
Done, done, done with them. I may vote for locals who've done okay but nothing for the nationals. Let them eat cake.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 04:37 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Revenant at February 24, 2021 04:38 PM (IPK5J)
Probably like ordering the square root of negative 1 cup of coffee.
Posted by: some guy out west at February 24, 2021 04:38 PM (nyFPf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 24, 2021 04:25 PM (ifmtJ)
I was a cook at a Pizza Hut once back when most people dined there and didn't really order pizza delivery (Dominoes caused that revolution).
Before that I never really thought about how pizza was made and this was no brick oven process...its was a timed chain thru an oven tunnel that carry a pizza from raw to cook in a matter of minutes...fascinating.
Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2021 04:38 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)
GFY
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 04:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 24, 2021 04:39 PM (USW1s)
2. And totally unforgivable, he high fived Nanzi Pelosi after.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2021 04:29 PM (Z+JNA)
Door number one was just doing his job for the most part--yes he presided over it but he's not got the latitude to play electoral judge/jury/executioner. It should have had its day in court, but the courts were falling down on the job so here we are.
Door number two was stupid, not gonna make any excuses for that.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2021 04:39 PM (zcf1k)
And their "gyro" is ... not a gyro
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2021 04:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 24, 2021 04:40 PM (USW1s)
Thank you for your concern.
Troll status:Weak [_]Fake [_]Sock [_]All of the above [X]
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 04:40 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Draki at February 24, 2021 04:43 PM (fQbD4)
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:47 PM (wGxSf)
I have a brokerage account that gives me 100 free trades a year.
I'm buying FB, Twitter, Alphabet, and Coke TODAY, just so I can direct all my pent up bitchiness into being an activist shareholder.
Posted by: the other coyote at February 24, 2021 04:48 PM (FKqzZ)
That's right I'm Jakee!! At least you can read. You should parlay that skill in a good job with the DNC or even CNN.
They're looking for folks like yourself. I notice the anger so I must have struck a chord somewhere. My work here is done.
And flying finger dittos back at ya.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 24, 2021 04:48 PM (z96ye)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 24, 2021 04:39 PM (TdMsT)
So much for my invitation to my tennis club in Houston. Fucking aos echo chamber cliques
Posted by: C 137 at February 24, 2021 04:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 24, 2021 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 24, 2021 04:57 PM (fjGIh)
Posted by: raoul ortega at February 24, 2021 04:58 PM (OafoN)
Posted by: BeDubYa, who hasn't commented here for years at February 24, 2021 04:58 PM (qkY6n)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 24, 2021 05:13 PM (qZdIZ)
How far we have come when the new strategy is to call more of your market racist.
Posted by: Political McGuffin at February 24, 2021 05:31 PM (1MFjD)
Posted by: Lynn Crush at February 24, 2021 05:32 PM (LMftt)
Their training will be leaked, it will be mocked. Let them know how you feel about buying their products. Their wokeness will go viral and be scorned.
Posted by: Political McGuffin at February 24, 2021 05:39 PM (1MFjD)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 24, 2021 05:51 PM (0V/8D)
So stunning, so brave.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 24, 2021 04:47 PM (wGxSf)
That's me too. I always show up when the party's almost over. Is there a way to get notifications when the blog updates?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 24, 2021 05:55 PM (0V/8D)
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Maybe I could put shoe polish on my face and hands. Would that help? And then I could sing some old spirituals or something. Would that "be less white"?
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Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)