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Gimme Shelter: Biden Now Putting Kids in Cages "Shelters," and the Media Is Gushing About It!

Biden sent the first immigrant kids to cages yesterday. These cages are being called "shelters" by the media, despite the very obvious cage-like bars on the windows.

The media is praising these new Biden Cages. Even though it was, of course, Trump who actually requisitioned them.

But these are Cages of Love.

newcopyofbabylonbee.png

So that's the parody.

But it's only barely a parody. It's 99% real.

Dangit, I've just become Twitchy.

I guess I need to suck off Ben Shapiro now.

This should get me in the mood:

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 05:40 PM (2BZBZ)

2 We need a pic of A(OC gazing sorrowfully through a parking lot's chain link fence.

Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2021 05:42 PM (Pqytn)

3 Are there men's and women's doors on these?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 05:42 PM (axyOa)

4 Scumbags all the way down.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 23, 2021 05:42 PM (lRMdR)

5 Kages4Kids

Donate your cage now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (guGkK)

6 Somebody got paid, bigly.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (y7B5q)

7 Cruz should dress like AOC and spoof her ugly ass

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (6iURM)

8 One-877 Kages for Kids.

Donate your kid today.

Posted by: Buick Apollo at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (vD+8F)

9 I like my kids cage-free.

Posted by: John Weaver, Anti-Trump Man of Extreme Virtue and Manliness at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (guGkK)

10 Off aging Nova clone.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (vD+8F)

11 Watch for the criminal media to make the N word acceptable again after Senile Joe uses it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (lgiXo)

12 I like my kids cage-free.
Posted by: John Weaver, Anti-Trump Man of Extreme Virtue and Manliness at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (guGkK)

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they were free-range right up until they tried to cross the border.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (2SdPm)

13 It's different when they do it...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (hhxPB)

14 Democrat= Good

Republican= Bad

No matter what. Why is that so hard to figure out?

And... what are we going to do about it? Sitting around complaining hasn't changed things. And I'm not sure that waiting around for God to sort things out will work out the way we want either.

Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (tjZg/)

15 Good Lord, Whoopie is fat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

16 good lord, the Enterprise is going to tip over.

Posted by: x4 at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (oA+QO)

17 *orders white pants and shirt, practices concerned look and staring into the middle distance

Posted by: MJAOC at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (gAMkn)

18 Prisoners of looooooov,
blue skies aboooooove

Posted by: Max Bialystock, King of Broadway at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (VYjdj)

19 Putting illegal aliens children in shipping containers?

Kind of obvious what the next step is.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (C+evo)

20 Donate your kid today.
Posted by: Buick Apollo at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (vD+8F)
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When I was a teenager, my parents would probably have been tempted.

Just as I would have been tempted when my kids were teenagers.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (2SdPm)

21 What country do you live in? Not mine.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 23, 2021 05:46 PM (2s5h3)

22 They're Obama Cages and Trump Trailers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

23 Pie? Whoopie!

Posted by: Whoopie at February 23, 2021 05:46 PM (guGkK)

24 Donate your kid today.


Mine tried to sell me to a circus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 05:46 PM (yQpMk)

25 I see Hillary's dress designer has found a new client.

Moooooo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 05:47 PM (guGkK)

26 Willowed from last thread

Serious question. If we made a donation to Ace via PayPal how do we know it got there if there was no acknowledgement? All I saw was an entry on my credit card statement

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 23, 2021 05:47 PM (7ZQe3)

27 What? Like they can access the Internet o complain!?!

Posted by: Joe Biden is your problem now: Delaware at February 23, 2021 05:47 PM (VYjdj)

28 One-877 Kages for Kids.

Donate your kid today.

Posted by: Buick Apollo at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (vD+8F)
***

And I just cleaned this keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)

29 Cages Macht Frei

Posted by: Joey at February 23, 2021 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

30 These most certainly are NOT cages. If they were cages, I'd be fake-crying my ass off right now.

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at February 23, 2021 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

31 Come on, man! They're tiny houses!

Posted by: Joey at February 23, 2021 05:48 PM (gmo/4)

32 Biden has crib notes just in case his pudding brain jiggles a little too hard in any given moment.

https://bit.ly/3aL0UvO

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 05:48 PM (YYlyE)

33 I could use a payday.

Call me.

Posted by: Nick's Cages at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (vD+8F)

34 So, apparently:
Obama ordered cages = Trump bad
Trump ordered shelters = Biden good

Had Biden been the one ordering them, he would have gotten these:

https://www.afsbagman.com/rsicalfsystems.html

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (Rbfr/)

35 kids in shipping containers for easy transport fir trafficking

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (nUhF0)

36 Finally. Something I support.

Posted by: MJ at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (gAMkn)

37 Seeds of Love > Chains of Love

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (4tN2f)

38 The Fvcking Clown Show continues apace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2021 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

39 I bet those containers were made in China.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (03Hn+)

40 I cannot fucking believe this media treatment....

Posted by: zombie Potemkin at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (VYjdj)

41 My suggestion...Biden bouncy houses. Shroud them in barbed wire.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (3bJNq)

42 And... what are we going to do about it? Sitting around complaining hasn't changed things. And I'm not sure that waiting around for God to sort things out will work out the way we want either.
Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 05:45 PM (tjZg/)
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We are well and truly screwed, and, there's no nice way to put it.

We thought we had things under control during the election but were caught off guard by the election theft. We voted, figuring we had to beat the margin of fraud, but, were unprepared to deal with the margin of theft.

And there is no redress for our grievances as both ruling parties hate our guts, along with the administrative state.

3 out of 4 boxes have been tried and no one really wants to open that last box.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)

43 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (arJlL)

44 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (LC2+R)

45 KIDS IN CAGES MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS!
FOODIE FI!

Posted by: Joey's Hair Plugs at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

46 Ruger 31139 10/22 Carbine 22 LR 10+1 18.50" Gray Satin Black Right Hand; $220; https://bit.ly/3bvv5qd

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (YYlyE)

47

White bird in a golden cage
On a winter's day, in the rain
White bird in a golden cage
Alone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

48 Well, you could move up to the deluxe shipping container with plywood flooring and porta potty installed...but first you must allow Uncle Punchy to sniff your illegal immigrant hair...just once or twice...maybe a prepubescent boob glance...nothing really...do it for America's Uncle Biden, won't you?

Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (w2LAm)

49
AOC and Whoopi? A real Battle of the Brains going on there!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (Ynf+x)

50 12 Watch for the criminal media to make the N word acceptable again after Senile Joe uses it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 05:44 PM (lgiXo)


Absolutely true. The Dem-Media Complex protects is made members - last summer Joe began speaking at an event and when he tried to remove his mask he left it hanging from one ear. For a week or so after that I saw many Democrat Congresscritters leave their masks hanging from one ear. Those persons had never done that before and stopped doing it when they figured they'd given Senile Joe enough backup.

Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2021 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

51 At least Mobile Minis are American-made.

Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Pqytn)

52 I bet those containers were made in China.
Posted by: Huck Follywood,

You gotta fucking *snort* problem with that!?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (VYjdj)

53 Cages are the only way Kamala can catch them for Joe's Sniffin' Sessions????????

Posted by: Corner Stone at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (n8pMb)

54 3 out of 4 boxes have been tried and no one really wants to open that last box.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker

true story

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (nUhF0)

55 On my list of give a fucks.... this ain't on it.

The media will gaslight, spin, whatever... all the negative imagery about every last fucking thing this idiot does.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (3H9h1)

56 Somebody got paid, bigly.

The usual, including 10% for the big guy

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Board member, Kids in Cages LLC at February 23, 2021 05:52 PM (UGKMd)

57 My ma would hitch me to a tree outside the trailer window so I could play and not wander off.
Cut me loose when I graduated HS so I could go to VMI.

Posted by: FtWorthMike at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (RkYsP)

58 When I was a kid we wanted to play outside after dark and my grandad would tell us "no you might get taken by the gypsies". There were no gypsies around but that did not occur to a bunch of kids.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (Vxu+H)

59 Didn't antifa set an ICE facility in Portland on fire yesterday?

But according to Merrick Garland it wasn;t domestic terror.

po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (bDqIh)

60 We need these kids to replace all the billions of Americans who died of COVID!!!eleventy!!!

Posted by: Joey's Hair Plugs at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

61 I guess I need to suck off Ben Shapiro now.
Isn't that Jonah Goldberg's job? I mean do you want to seem him going hungry or something?

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (qlFIA)

62 Now we can have some privacy.

Posted by: Bi den Children Rapist Squads at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (fbHXO)

63
"Our basic model simply has a whole cut in the duckboard floor for elimination. Ask for a bucket ... and we dock ya!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (Ynf+x)

64 So now they're in jail instead of a cage? What an awesome improvement! Does wonders for the self-esteem.

Posted by: Deplorably Bonnie Blue says TRUMP WON and MAGA DITTOS, RUSH at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (BNMel)

65 They missed a branding opportunity by calling them containers. They should have called them tiny houses which are the rage here in the PNW. Portland is shoving the homeless into as fast as they can.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (Cmo8b)

66 >>> 2 Watch for the criminal media to make the N word acceptable again after Senile Joe uses it.

He did. He had a gaffe the other day, and accidentally stumbled into saying it while messing up other words.

It will be completely ignored. But it's another case of if Trump or Rush or Ace had said it... game over.

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (Rbfr/)

67 When I was a kid we wanted to play outside after dark and my grandad would tell us "no you might get taken by the gypsies". There were no gypsies around but that did not occur to a bunch of kids.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (Vxu+H)
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Heh.

The group I ran around with would have gone looking for gypsies.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (2SdPm)

68 For the record Hunter Biden has not f*cked most of the kids in those shelters.

Yet.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (qlFIA)

69
3 out of 4 boxes have been tried and no one really wants to open that last box.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (2SdPm)

I've talked a lot with others who think about such things.

A 72 hour cutoff of power and food in urban areas will spark the riots and then, all bets are off. That's the current speculation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (sy5kK)

70 Those aren't bars on the windows, they are venturi effect ventilation tubes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (V7LOe)

71 I can'ts git on this here internet thing! Hep me Jesus!

Posted by: Country Rubes at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

72 Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (qlFIA)
Homeboy could stand to mix in a salad. Or toss a salad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (LC2+R)

73 And there is no redress for our grievances as both ruling parties hate our guts, along with the administrative state.


I understand. However...what have we tried? Outside of the Jan. 6 march?

Is there a message that we could put on stickers and plaster everywhere. If yes, what message? 4chan did something with "It's OK to be white." What could we do? It's not a revolution, but it's a start.

Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (tjZg/)

74 I could stand to watch some more of these two.

https://bit.ly/3kf7Zbn

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (YYlyE)

75 Those aren't bars on the windows, they are venturi effect ventilation tubes.
They keep the covids out you science hater.

Posted by: Some Karen at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (qlFIA)

76 A 72 hour cutoff of power and food in urban areas will spark the riots and then, all bets are off. That's the current speculation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (sy5kK)
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Won't even take that. Just let the EBT card system fail and see what happens.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (2SdPm)

77 Given that these are Democrats-

Are you sure they aren't shipping containers being used as shipping containers to ship the kids to well connected pedophiles?


Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (EERbD)

78 I thought Bill Clinton was the biggest turd ever infecting the White House, then came Presnit Zero and I had to reevaluate, now we got Uncle Joe who makes the two previous rat asshole extrusions look like skittles. Damn. I think we have finally reached critical mass stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (o2MD2)

79 Test driving these kid "shelters" for the happy fun camps you and I will get to attend one day?

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (Rbfr/)

80 I think I saw somewhere that Jeffrey Epstein wrote that free ranged children are better than caged children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (03n3v)

81 like the cages the want to put all of us into ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (AKJpt)

82 Are we allowed to notice that the "tiny homes"/smaller carbon footprint lifestyle is also promoting living in old shippong containers?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (bDqIh)

83 I could stand to watch some more of these two.

I bet a Wendy's Hot and Juicy would cost a lot less then $1500

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (qlFIA)

84 72 hours? NYC would be anarchy after 24 hours without power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (V7LOe)

85 Twitchy does love them some Binary Ben...

Posted by: Inogame at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (EILju)

86 So, are the kids also wearing masks?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

87 Bi den needs to bring some troops and survey his captives like Eichmann did. Safe on the other side of the wire.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM (fbHXO)

88 Kages4Kids

Donate your cage now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 05:43 PM (guGkK)

$4500 buyback?

I'll have to dig up the old cat kennels. They're going to have to be for babies, but I wanna do my part to help the Biden administration.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (oQ94s)

89 I could stand to watch some more of these two.


You feel like clowning around?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

90 Sock_rat, mind twin powers activate!

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (Rbfr/)

91 Is there a message that we could put on stickers and plaster everywhere. If yes, what message? 4chan did something with "It's OK to be white." What could we do? It's not a revolution, but it's a start.
Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (tjZg/)
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President Trump was our message. That message was ignored and then, the messenger was summarily tossed out of office and is now being persecuted.

We're well beyond messaging, unfortunately.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (2SdPm)

92 Erasure is kinda gay.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (zgKMI)

93 I bet those containers were made in China.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent


Very likely. There is a great imbalance in The Force, uh, the container sea trade. A lot more comes this way than goes the other way.
Mountains of containers waiting for a song.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (vcOmj)

94 What's worse is that the cages were an Obama creation.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

95
Biden has crib notes just in case his pudding brain jiggles a little too hard in any given moment.


1. Pee comes out the front; poop comes out the back.
2. Wipe using toilet paper, for chrissakes!
3. ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (Ynf+x)

96 I hope he wraps them in tinfoil first.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

97 Mexi-Veal

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (zgKMI)

98 Could you imagine NYC for 24 hours. No electricity, no cell towers, no water pumps, no subway, no elevators, no phones/ internet...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (V7LOe)

99 Watch for the criminal media to make the N word acceptable again after Senile Joe uses it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

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Yeah, a lot of black folks aren't gonna be down with that, regardless of what the enemy thinks.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (y7B5q)

100 Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (YYlyE)

Yes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (LC2+R)

101 80 Test driving these kid "shelters" for the happy fun camps you and I will get to attend one day?
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (Rbfr/)


No Liz. Ours will come fully equipped with shower heads, in the middle of the space.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (o2MD2)

102 Ain't never had a mobile mini with windows in it. Looks like I've been missing out.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (R5lpX)

103 Artisanal tiny houses.

Posted by: Grail Knight at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (2s5h3)

104 93 Erasure is kinda gay.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (zgKMI)

...

This thread is going to be fabulous.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (ohOLP)

105
like the cages the want to put all of us into ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 23, 2021 05:57 PM


no, these are much nicer

Posted by: AltonJackson ani't it funny how the night moves at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (zEOTN)

106 Uncle Joe told us there'd be candy. He lied.

Posted by: Biden's Kids in Cages at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (W4eKo)

107 You know who never put kids in cages? That's right, Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

108 Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 05:59 PM (y7B5q)

Yeah. Not happening.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (LC2+R)

109 Erasure is kinda gay.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 05:58 PM (zgKMI)

Kinda ?

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

110 Whoopie's big old fat greasy ass up there hollering about something...the woman knows jack about squat.

And AOC just nodding and smiling like the idiot she is.

TV is a wasteland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (R/m4+)

111 Given that these are Democrats-

Are you sure they aren't shipping containers being used as shipping containers to ship the kids to well connected pedophiles?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (EERbD)

Wayfair called and said "that's our racket, get your own, buddy."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (oQ94s)

112 Erasure is kinda gay.
I'd hit it and erase it

Posted by: George Michael at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (qlFIA)

113 https://bit.ly/3kf7Zbn
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 05:55 PM (YYlyE)

Okay, why am I not interested in seeing a thong wearing KFC Sanders trans dude...

Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (w2LAm)

114 Erasure is kinda gay.


Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser on helium.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

115 Could you imagine NYC for 24 hours. No electricity, no cell towers, no water pumps, no subway, no elevators, no phones/ internet...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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24 hours is doable.

A week, with people starting to freak out bigly on the 3rd day, with some neighborhood stores emptied out within the first 24-48 hours.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:01 PM (y7B5q)

116 You wanna hear something funny.

The Washington Redskins became the "Washington Football Team" because of wokeness.

Now people are trying to cancel George Washington, so the Washington Team of Football (WTF) isn't out of the woods yet!

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:01 PM (FYe3W)

117 >>Kinda ?


If you put it on : Gay

If your girl puts it on : Just Barely Not Gay

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:01 PM (zgKMI)

118 Little pink cages
for you and me

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

119 94 Mountains of containers waiting for a song.....
*strums* oh, bury me not in container fifty three...

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (sGtp+)

120 Could you imagine NYC for 24 hours. No electricity, no cell towers, no water pumps, no subway, no elevators, no phones/ internet...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Not a single luxury.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (FYe3W)

121 And the tiny facilities?

Made in China, using forced labor?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

122 Yeah. Not happening.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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I'm cracking up here imagining how that would be acceptable.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (y7B5q)

123 Paste for breakfast, lunch and supper is really getting old.

Posted by: Biden's Kids in Cages at February 23, 2021 06:03 PM (W4eKo)

124
PETA should demand free range kids.

Posted by: YIKES! at February 23, 2021 06:03 PM (t6XCL)

125 Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:01 PM (y7B5q)

If my AO hits 16 hours I am bugging the fuck out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 06:03 PM (LC2+R)

126 And really, without being too flippant about all this, I don't put it past these people to be objecting to the way Trump managed children among these savages crossing the border, because I DO believe there were Democrat donors and party apparatchiks who loved them some undocumented and unaccounted for kiddos.

So if Team Biden is going to give them access again, really, would anyone be surprised?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:03 PM (oQ94s)

127 It really would be Poetry if those Cages for Childrenz were made by Child Slave Laborers.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (zgKMI)

128 I hope those containers are air tight. Wouldn't want the kids to spoil.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

129 Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (y7B5q)

To be fair black folks will not know. It will be declared on the internet.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (LC2+R)

130 If my AO hits 16 hours I am bugging the fuck out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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Smart boy.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (y7B5q)

131 Hell, just take out the sewer mains for NYC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (V7LOe)

132 Could you imagine NYC for 24 hours. No electricity, no cell towers, no water pumps, no subway, no elevators, no phones/ internet...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It's easy if you try......

(Snake Plisskin? I thought you were dead!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (vcOmj)

133 To be fair black folks will not know. It will be declared on the internet.

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LOL

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (y7B5q)

134 Chicken legs coated in shake and bake with Kraft macaroni and cheese. The old school orange powdered cheese. Yep! We having 70's broke food for supper! Saw some chesterfield cigarettes today at the gas station so I figure we're having the 1970s again, what the hell!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (Vxu+H)

135 PETA should demand free range kids.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 23, 2021 06:03 PM (t6XCL)

If you Free Range your kids, you will get a visit from Child Protective Services.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (oHd/0)

136 Rent the kids out as servants to the rich and famous.

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

137 Now people are trying to cancel George Washington, so the Washington Team of Football (WTF) isn't out of the woods yet!


The Panem Cucks?

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (qlFIA)

138 To be fair, we do have Arkansas strippers on poles here.

Posted by: Biden's Kids in Cages at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (W4eKo)

139 64 "Our basic model simply has a whole cut in the duckboard floor for elimination.
oh. i that was for storing bears.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

140 Scratch the sides of those mini-containers and YANGMING can be seen.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (axyOa)

141 > Whoopie's big old fat greasy ass up there hollering about something...the woman knows jack about squat.

It was hilarious when Whoopie fatuously declared Jill Biden is "a hell of a good doctor."

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (YYlyE)

142 Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:04 PM (y7B5q)

We were within marching distance of the riots. Granted our area did not see the damage Minneapolis did, but, if they felt froggy it would have been a 30 minute walk.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (LC2+R)

143 Not a single luxury.
Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:02 PM (FYe3W)

Like Robinson Caruso - from 3rd Ave and 92nd Street.

Posted by: Boswell at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (w2LAm)

144 There are pretty cool cribs made from multiple containers. I always wanted to buy a couple and make a bunker.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (2DOZq)

145 That is really the great equalizer. You have 5 million people from billionaires to homeless living on an island. Tell them they have no flushing toilets for a week and can't leave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (V7LOe)

146 The media is filled with loathsome people who need to be in cages. I mostly blame them for our division and downfall as a nation.

When the bad times come, may they be first on the burn pit.

Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (VpIIl)

147 Ny for 24 hours no E

We referred to it as 9/11, the hurricane, and the power outage.

The bitching and kvetching was about the same as in TX

Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (TrOGC)

148 We're well beyond messaging, unfortunately.

Gotcha. There is nothing we can do. And when we are all loaded into train cars to go to the FEMA camps, there will be nothing we can do there either. We just have to bend the knee, lick the boots and do whatever Big Liberals and Big Corp and Big Media tell us to do. We can't even THINK about putting out a message because it's futile.

Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (tjZg/)

149 Chicken legs coated in shake and bake with Kraft macaroni and cheese. The old school orange powdered cheese. Yep! We having 70's broke food for supper! Saw some chesterfield cigarettes today at the gas station so I figure we're having the 1970s again, what the hell!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (Vxu+H)
***

It's Shake N Bake Daddy, and I hepped!

Posted by: Annoying shrill kid in commercial at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (axyOa)

150 You know, there comes a time when pointing out the left and MSM's hypocrisy is less than useful.

Like US Marshal Gerard, they don't care.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (73NTg)

151 Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at, even harder to listen to, dumb as dirt and pig ignorant. Yet she has millions of fans. What a country.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (o2MD2)

152 They could've just put the kids in the trunk like Mumsey Dearest did me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (HaL55)

153 Hell, just take out the sewer mains for NYC.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Ew.

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (arJlL)

154 You could connect the boxes with plastic tube and make a giant immigrant hamster habitat

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

155 Has anyone told Jessica Yaniv that he needs to get his dating profile up there too?
I'm sure the other lesbians will all want to see his waxed lady balls.

Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (qlFIA)

156 That's kind of funny that the federal government is using literal used shipping containers and cutting holes in them instead of using FEMA emergency trailers.

Well, we all know why -- because everyone knows this is not temporary and will be the new normal. Millions and millions of new Americans are going to be joining us on this side of the border. Yay!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (UPoLF)

157 If Babylon Bee doesn't watch it someone's going to call them a news site.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (Eicbe)

158 We were within marching distance of the riots. Granted our area did not see the damage Minneapolis did, but, if they felt froggy it would have been a 30 minute walk.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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I live about 45 minutes south of St. Louis and the interstates.

The kiddie pantifags gotta drive down here, and thus far, they haven't had the inclination to.

Woe to them if they do.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (y7B5q)

159 Dem Mayor of Laredo is begging joebama not to let all these illegals cross the border. His plea seems to be falling on deaf ears.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (JVwaY)

160 146 That is really the great equalizer. You have 5 million people from
billionaires to homeless living on an island. Tell them they have no
flushing toilets for a week and can't leave.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:06 PM (V7LOe)

A cross between Warriors and Escape From New York.
Warriors....come out and plaaaaayy!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

161 Cages>boxes

Posted by: golfman at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (hOMhY)

162 Nobody is going to be put into train cars and the next few years of bidrn, Harris whatever are going to be glorious snark-filled, hypocrisy bashing fun.

Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:10 PM (TrOGC)

163 Has anyone told Jessica Yaniv

There we go! The Washington Football Team becomes the Maryland Yanivs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:10 PM (V7LOe)

164 A cross between Warriors and Escape From New York.
Warriors....come out and plaaaaayy!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

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Not enough popcorn in the world.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:10 PM (y7B5q)

165 Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (TrOGC)

Texas lasted beyond 5 days. You guys are still bitching 20 years later.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

166 Cunny is back on the menu.

Posted by: J. Podesta at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (wPrwc)

167 Y5!!

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (y7B5q)

168 Wait a minute, Maryland was named for Queen Mary, who was a white devil colonialist. So....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (V7LOe)

169
You could connect the boxes with plastic tube and make a giant immigrant hamster habitat
Posted by: Archer


These are in Tejas, right? Hamster treadmills ... and frozen wind turbines become yesterday's problems!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (Ynf+x)

170 Start at the local level and state. WV's move to ban Critical Race Theory indoctrination is a good example.

Posted by: mrp at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (Pqytn)

171 "I guess I need to suck off Ben Shapiro now."

Erasure is very apropos here.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (nyFPf)

172 bars on windows have a nice homey feel to it

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)

173 Gotcha. There is nothing we can do. And when we are all loaded into train cars to go to the FEMA camps, there will be nothing we can do there either. We just have to bend the knee, lick the boots and do whatever Big Liberals and Big Corp and Big Media tell us to do. We can't even THINK about putting out a message because it's futile.
Posted by: shibumi at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (tjZg/)
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Oh no, I have no intention of going to happy fun camp. Things will go sporty in a hurry if that happens.

There are all kinds of ways to resist, some overt, some not. Messaging isn't going to change things, it's people resisting the stupidity by going on about their business without regard to whatever stupid hoop or road block has been placed in their way.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (2SdPm)

174 You know, there comes a time when pointing out the left and MSM's hypocrisy is less than useful.

Like US Marshal Gerard, they don't care.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2021 06:08 PM (73NTg)

Fine Marshall, Glock advocate, competent but also kind of a prick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (ifmtJ)

175 When I was a kid we wanted to play outside after dark and my grandad would tell us "no you might get taken by the gypsies". There were no gypsies around but that did not occur to a bunch of kids.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 05:53 PM (Vxu+H)

I thought kids were threatened with being taken by the Faerie Folk but that would be awkward today.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (99Nt9)

176 Texas lasted beyond 5 days. You guys are still bitching 20 years later


Who is batching about anything in NY

You think the outages of 9/11 and the hurricane were resolved in 5 days?

And whi is you guys?



Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (TrOGC)

177 "I guess I need to suck off Ben Shapiro now."

Erasure is very apropos here.
Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:11 PM (nyFPf)

Give a little respect

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (ifmtJ)

178 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (JVwaY)

179 Erasure is kinda gay.
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Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser on helium.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

I just learned the other day that Bob Mould from the legendary band, Husker Du was/is "openly" gay, and Grant Hart was/is bisexual.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (oQ94s)

180 Sigh.

Not spelling well today. Fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (ifmtJ)

181 Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at,
........

Every time I see a picture of Kamalama I cringe.
Like the one Ace posted above.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

182 SMH!

The y thing was a misfire from an all device.

All the same

SMH!

Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:14 PM (TrOGC)

183 And when we are all loaded into train cars to go to the FEMA camps, there will be nothing we can do there either. We just have to bend the knee, lick the boots and do whatever Big Liberals and Big Corp and Big Media tell us to do.
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Oh no, I have no intention of going to happy fun camp. Things will go sporty in a hurry if that happens.

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I love you shibumi, but some of us truly have no intention of going to the camps or bending the knee.

You need to snap out of that mindset.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:14 PM (y7B5q)

184 They won't give us cages. We will get a pile of lumber in the middle of a barbed wire area in the ND badlands to construct our own shelters out of, which will also serve as our firewood for the winter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (V7LOe)

185 Dem Mayor of Laredo is begging joebama not to let all these illegals cross the border. His plea seems to be falling on deaf ears.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (JVwaY)

If only Loredo had some sort of, I don't know, organized group of people with guns, badges and uniforms. Oh well, the mayor is powerless.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (ifmtJ)

186 On the bright side, you can't fire the human crematoriums with solar and wind power when the word gets out about rounding up the masses for extermination.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (03n3v)

187 Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at

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Quit looking at her?

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (y7B5q)

188
Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM


thanks, Ben Had

don't be surprised if you wake up one morning & there's a pop-up camper about a garden hose length from your barn...

Posted by: AltonJackson ani't it funny how the night moves at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (zEOTN)

189 bars on windows have a nice homey feel to it
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)
.......

keeps the riff-raff in

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

190 If you go to the camps or bend the knee, you might as well be dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:16 PM (V7LOe)

191 I love you shibumi, but some of us truly have no intention of going to the camps or bending the knee.

You need to snap out of that mindset.

Posted by: SMH




What she said

Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:16 PM (TrOGC)

192 We know, Ben Had.

And we love you for that, and so many other reasons.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (y7B5q)

193 Cages>boxes
Posted by: golfman at February 23, 2021 06:09 PM (hOMhY)

"Big Dollhouse" is all about box in a cage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (ifmtJ)

194 I just learned the other day that Bob Mould from the legendary band, Husker Du was/is "openly" gay, and Grant Hart was/is bisexual.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (oQ94s)
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That's a lot of gay for one band.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

195 For the record kneeling isn't all that bad.

And Chairman Xi gave me this monogrammed towel to clean up after he finishes!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (qlFIA)

196 Intent, Ace. That's the key ingredient you're missing here.

Trump intended to put kids in cages. He's evil.

Biden intended to put kids into five star hotel rooms, but they ended up in cages. He's benevolent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (rdbLX)

197 The Mexicans really don't mind bars on the windows.
I mean they are from Mexico, right?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

198 187 On the bright side, you can't fire the human crematoriums with solar and wind power when the word gets out about rounding up the masses for extermination.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (03n3v)

Really? Ever see a crow suddenly disappear in a puff of smoke whilst flying through a mirror farm?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (o2MD2)

199 AltonJackson, I'll have the coffee on.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (JVwaY)

200 bars on windows have a nice homey feel to it
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)
.......

keeps the riff-raff in
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
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But, is there a valance over the bars? Because everyone knows, nothing ties things together quite like a nice valance over the bars on the windows!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (2SdPm)

201 I have no intention of going to happy fun camp

Nope. Just ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (W4eKo)

202 "Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at"

She could make a pogo stick reach low Earth orbit.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (nyFPf)

203 hurricane

Hurricane? It wasn't even a cat 1 when it made landfall. That is why they call it a "superstorm". The eyewall went right over my house in DE. All I got was a blown over fence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (V7LOe)

204 >>I just learned the other day that Bob Mould from the legendary band, Husker Du was/is "openly" gay, and Grant Hart was/is bisexual.


You didn't know those guys sipped penis!?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:19 PM (zgKMI)

205 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (JVwaY)

Bless you!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 23, 2021 06:19 PM (4I/2K)

206
don't be surprised if you wake up one morning & there's a pop-up camper about a garden hose length from your barn...
Posted by: AltonJackson

Be sure to bring enough pans to use for melting snow for water!

(JK, Ben Had, you're a treasure.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 23, 2021 06:19 PM (gtatv)

207 On the bright side, you can't fire the human crematoriums with solar and wind power


They will use the children as kindling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:19 PM (V7LOe)

208 My Mom and Dad used to send me to the store then move while I was gone. Took me two weeks to track them down one time.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (VNmG1)

209 11b40,

If you're still here, i left you three good books on UH1s and Vietnam at the bottom of the previous thread.

Posted by: BifBewalski - *pulls finger* at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (VcFUs)

210 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (JVwaY)
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Thanks, Ben.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (2SdPm)

211 But, is there a valance over the bars? Because everyone knows, nothing ties things together quite like a nice valance over the bars on the windows!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (2SdPm)

There was a guy name Liberty Valance. I wonder whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (ifmtJ)

212 If you can figure out where I live, I have a place for you. Can't see my house from the main road.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (V7LOe)

213 Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at
---
They told me there would be no trying to look at Whoopie.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (Eicbe)

214 Bars on the windows in Mexico = granite countertops in America

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

215 Happy Fun Camp would be just like Hogan's Heroes, right?

A laugh a minute I bet. It says so right in the name. Happy. Fun. Camp.

Posted by: Just Lily. Thread-Winner Elect at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (Wy3wA)

216 "You didn't know those guys sipped penis!?"

Funny how garrett has apparently known this for some time. Not that it means anything.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (nyFPf)

217 Whoopie is homely and not in that adorable way some dogs are.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (lgiXo)

218 There was a guy name Liberty Valance. I wonder whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (ifmtJ)
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Didn't he hang around bars, also?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (2SdPm)

219 Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at, even harder to listen to, dumb as dirt and pig ignorant. Yet she has millions of fans. What a country.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

But she really did make STNG come alive, no?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 06:22 PM (vD+8F)

220 @217
Just kidding around, fellas.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:22 PM (nyFPf)

221 There was a guy name Liberty Valance. I wonder whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:20 PM (ifmtJ)
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Didn't he hang around bars, also?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:21 PM (2SdPm)

Like a sailor during Fleet Week, yeah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:22 PM (ifmtJ)

222 The NAational Man+Boy Lincoln Association is calling these "Club Gitmo KiddieAss."

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (oS38t)

223 But she really did make STNG come alive, no?
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 06:22 PM (vD+8F)
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Kind of a tossup between her, Westly and Sirtis.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (2SdPm)

224 But, is there a valance over the bars? Because everyone knows, nothing ties things together quite like a nice valance over the bars on the windows!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (2SdPm)
.......

and the bars must be spaced less than 4" c/c so the baby's head doesn't get stuck in there. Safety first!

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

225 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

226 Back from Junior's first Karate class.

He was having trouble keeping track of his left from right while following the flurry of instructions, but he was ecstatic to get his white belt at the end.

He should get better, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 06:24 PM (LvTSG)

227 Nobody is going to be put into train cars and the next few years of bidrn, Harris whatever are going to be glorious snark-filled, hypocrisy bashing fun.
Posted by: Y5

Hahahaha.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 06:24 PM (vD+8F)

228 hurricane

Hurricane? It wasn't even a cat 1 when it made landfall. That is why they call it a "superstorm". The eyewall went right over my house in DE. All I got was a blown over fence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at

Was you initial thing the force of the event or the effect of the outage? Because the tropical storm is a much bigger thing than some cold air. No wind, no snow, just cold fucking, air.
So there is that.
Reading what you wrote it would seem you were arguing the effect of the event
How 'biut you not schuck and jive in some biden/Harris esque way.
Ny went through rough times and did fine.

Posted by: Y5 at February 23, 2021 06:24 PM (TrOGC)

229 We have 60 acres of pipe fencing with one ingress/egress point. 30 modifiable housing units and a shitload of tools. Feral hogs too!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:24 PM (JVwaY)

230 I'm expecting Senile Joe to visit the camps and get his head stuck between the bars.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)

231 Ugh. Those prison sheds look horrid. Trump worked hard to try to prevent kids being brought over by coyotes for the child sex trade. Biden and the FNM are telling parents the kids will get to the border and get placed with cousin Juanita, twice removed and have a wonderful life and they'll most likely get either the the sex slave or stuck in a DHS shed and then over burdened foster care. Great deal for the MS-13 shaving 5-7 years off their actual age, but rotten for actual children.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (Aashi)

232 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (JVwaY)
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Appreciate that Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (nxdel)

233
Whoopie is incredibly hard to look at, even harder to listen to, dumb as dirt and pig ignorant. Yet she has millions of fans. What a country.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


She should return to her home planet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (63Dwl)

234 Whoopi has no mirrors at home because they all went on strike.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (nyFPf)

235 226 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

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I think Obama calls that Thanksgiving.

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (oS38t)

236 200 AltonJackson, I'll have the coffee on.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:18 PM (JVwaY)


Door's always open here, too. But, you have to get here on your own.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 06:27 PM (okGHj)

237 As Fred Sandford used to say, you could make gorilla cookies with Whoopie's face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:27 PM (o2MD2)

238 Ugh. Those prison sheds look horrid. Trump worked hard to try to prevent kids being brought over by coyotes for the child sex trade. Biden and the FNM are telling parents the kids will get to the border and get placed with cousin Juanita, twice removed and have a wonderful life and they'll most likely get either the the sex slave or stuck in a DHS shed and then over burdened foster care. Great deal for the MS-13 shaving 5-7 years off their actual age, but rotten for actual children.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (Aashi)
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For some reason, I never tied child sex slavery to open borders.

PDT really tried to curtail both, but, I guess the pedos are in control.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:27 PM (2SdPm)

239 btw TMZ has better reporting on Tiger's crash
- no jaws of life used
- was leaving a hotel "agitated"

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (nUhF0)

240 >>Funny how garrett has apparently known this for some time.


It was no secret in the Punk community.

Shit. Just look at Hart's mustache!

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (wZx4X)

241 I'm expecting Senile Joe to visit the camps and get his head stuck between the bars.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)
........

well he should quit sticking his head in the windows trying to sniff their hair

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

242 237 226 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

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I think Obama calls that Thanksgiving.
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (oS38t)

Well, Hot Dogs ARE a very American food!

Posted by: Duh Left Media at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

243 Whoopi has no mirrors at home because they all went on strike.

More like they all commited suicide.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)

244 77 A 72 hour cutoff of power and food in urban areas will spark the riots and then, all bets are off. That's the current speculation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 05:54 PM (sy5kK)
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Won't even take that. Just let the EBT card system fail and see what happens.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 05:56 PM (2SdPm)
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No power means no ATM machines, no internet connections or cell phone connections, no gas station pumps working, no lights at night, no heat, and no plumbing that works in a building more than a couple of stories high. By day 3, the backed up sewage will start getting pretty ripe.
Now, combine that with empty grocery shelves after a few hours of the blackout starting, and hunger starts rearing it's ugly head.
Oh, and unlike Katrina in 2005, most people are aware that law enforcement is 50/50 lawful and goon squad. Nobody can tell the difference when they approach. So shooting will be quick and certain in all directions.
A bunch of us have gamed it out, while drinking bourbon or Valu-rite, of course. Since our elections were stolen, what else do we have to do to pass the time?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

245 Great deal for the MS-13 shaving 5-7 years off their actual age, but rotten for actual children.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2021 06:25 PM (Aashi)

What makes me cry is that there are parents in Central America who think that would be a better chance than what they will get at home.

It's one reason why I adopted from Guatemala. Kids starve to death there and the relief is miniscule.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (okGHj)

246 It's just a shot away:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (phoAb)

247 I just learned the other day that Bob Mould from the legendary band, Husker Du was/is "openly" gay, and Grant Hart was/is bisexual.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:13 PM (oQ94s)
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That's a lot of gay for one band.
Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:17 PM (Eicbe)

It was a three man band! I kinda wonder how the bass player felt... or not felt, because now that I think about it, I'm guessing Bob and Grant wondered how he felt... for certain values of felt.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (oQ94s)

248 The storage containers are better because they're soundproof and air tight. I mean, energy efficient.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (46GDR)

249
Whoopi has no mirrors at home because they all went on strike.

More like they all commited suicide.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (2SdPm)

250

I heard this camp has great "pizza"!

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (uXAHT)

251 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.
Posted by: Ben Had

Appreciate the offer.

Will update in case of a tactical retreat.

Out.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (vD+8F)

252 I just learned the other day that Bob Mould from the legendary band, Husker Du was/is "openly" gay, and Grant Hart was/is bisexual.
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You didn't know those guys sipped penis!?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:19 PM (zgKMI)

No, I didn't, mostly because I don't really care what other people do in their sex lives.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (oQ94s)

253 A bunch of us have gamed it out, while drinking bourbon or Valu-rite, of course. Since our elections were stolen, what else do we have to do to pass the time?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

And now you have insight into why I live where I do.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (okGHj)

254 >>It was a three man band! I kinda wonder how the bass player felt.


More Pussy for him!

Not that you would find much at a Husker Du show.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (wZx4X)

255 "Shit. Just look at Hart's mustache!"

There is, to be honest, something amusing about a gay metal punk band doing a cover of the Mary Tyler Moore TV show theme song.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (nyFPf)

256 246 Whoopi has no mirrors at home because they all went on strike.

More like they all commited suicide.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (nxdel)

Heh. That reminds me of that Southpark episode where Paris Hilton's dog committed suicide.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (o2MD2)

257

Bass player is always the pivot man

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at February 23, 2021 06:30 PM (uXAHT)

258 Those shelters look great compared to the ISOs we had to use in Osan and Dushanbe

Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2021 06:31 PM (Xih1H)

259 Mi casa es su casa for any of the horde.

Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks !

And, you have mail.

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 06:31 PM (arJlL)

260 She should return to her home planet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (63Dwl)
........

I want her to first return that mop she stole out of my garage that she's using for a wig

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

261 Speaking of children former rethuglican gov. rick perry sez Its a small price to pay that texans are willing to pay to have their children freeze to death so deregulated utilities can make more money raising utility bills 1000% in two days then they made all last year!

Posted by: raimondo at February 23, 2021 06:31 PM (PjXms)

262 I thought Bill Clinton was the biggest turd ever infecting the White House, then came Presnit Zero and I had to reevaluate, now we got Uncle Joe who makes the two previous rat asshole extrusions look like skittles. Damn. I think we have finally reached critical mass stupidity.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Thanks for jinxin' it, dude...

Posted by: Monkey in a fez manning the .50 at February 23, 2021 06:32 PM (yJCAM)

263 It's been said to death, but the MFM is the single most corrupt institution on the planet. They simply cannot plumb the depths any further. They are equally bad at the lowest level at all times never to even hiccup above their standard of horrendously awful, incompetent, and criminal.

Since no word to define them accurately exists, I'm going to have to make up words. "Sphinctacularocious" seems close.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

264 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.
Posted by: Skip

Now my stomach is growlin'.

Posted by: Owebowmao at February 23, 2021 06:32 PM (vD+8F)

265

Even a blind pig occasionally finds a truffle...

Posted by: Don LeMonparty at February 23, 2021 06:32 PM (uXAHT)

266 Great to be able to get a little wisdom from the renowned Sagemondo.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:33 PM (o2MD2)

267 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.
Posted by: Skip

SKIP !

You're ALIVE !

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 06:33 PM (arJlL)

268 ah, raimondo, you stupid idiot..gracing us with a lack of knowledge and insight one again!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 23, 2021 06:33 PM (2SdPm)

269 @268

I think their court date is a week before Peter Stzok's court date.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2021 06:33 PM (73NTg)

270 Jean, it looks like they have AC. They are probably not bad at all from a physical comfort perspective. But they look terribly isolating for youngsters.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (Aashi)

271 "Sphinctacularocious"

A musical number from the gay off-Broadway remake of Mary Poppins.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (nyFPf)

272 He wants to put y'all back in cages.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (7X3UV)

273 Piss off, racist foreign weirdo

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (nsnF6)

274 133 Could you imagine NYC for 24 hours. No electricity, no cell towers, no water pumps, no subway, no elevators, no phones/ internet...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's easy if you try......
(Snake Plisskin? I thought you were dead!)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 06:05 PM (vcOmj)
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I knew someone was going to beat me to the Snake Plisskin reference. I'm familiar with this place.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

275 All that said, EIFFEL TOWER HIGH is a fucking kickass tune :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOJ68JpoOfo

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:35 PM (wZx4X)

276 Erasure and the return of raimondo in the same thread.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

Posted by: What was that TV show that always said that? at February 23, 2021 06:35 PM (ohOLP)

277 Great to be able to get a little wisdom from the renowned Sagemondo.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:33 PM (o2MD2)
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Yep, figuring it out it's just a bonus.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:35 PM (Eicbe)

278 Also texas gov says its the green new deals and AOC's fault that pipelines froze and deregulated utility companies didn't spend the money to winterize. Profits are more important then children freezing to death! Texas gopigs says they will have nothing to do with green new deal and it will never be implemented in texas.! But it still is green energy that we don't have faults!

Posted by: raimondo at February 23, 2021 06:36 PM (PjXms)

279 Husker Du: Warehouse is a damn good double album.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:36 PM (nyFPf)

280 I think the inner loop in Chicago was without power for over 24 hours in 92 when it flooded.

Also there was a July 14 outage in NYC in the 70's? It lasted a while but maybe not 24 plus hours.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (ohOLP)

281 Oh, and unlike Katrina in 2005, most people are aware that law enforcement is 50/50 lawful and goon squad. Nobody can tell the difference when they approach. So shooting will be quick and certain in all directions.
A bunch of us have gamed it out, while drinking bourbon or Valu-rite, of course. Since our elections were stolen, what else do we have to do to pass the time?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (90cx5)

282 Durham very busy with Fisa gate...he had time to withdraw objection to trannies competing against real girls. What a guy, definitely a hero.

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (ONvIw)

283 >>Husker Du: Warehouse is a damn good double album.


That's where they fell off the table...and I think that was a single LP.

Maybe you are thinking Zen Arcade.

Which is great.

But it is no Double Nickels on the Dime.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (wZx4X)

284 We will get a pile of lumber in the middle of a barbed wire area in the ND badlands to construct our own shelters
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:15 PM (V7LOe)

Badlands, you gotta live it everyday
Let the broken hearts stand
As the price you've gotta pay
Keep pushin' 'til it's understood
And these badlands start treating us good......

Posted by: The Boss Of Ass and Depressing Songs at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

285 No power means no ATM machines, no internet connections or cell phone connections, no gas station pumps working, no lights at night, no heat...
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:29 PM (sy5kK)


We just had a local utility sever the fiber optic lines shutting the entire town down - again. First time was 2009 IIRC, and that was a well documented terrorist dry run where they shot the fiber optic lines in the (then) rural substation. Which is now heavily fortified/monitored.

This time, some idiots digging cut the line. For an entire day, we had zero internet OR cellular service! That's because we're stuck with the local monopolies of Spectrum/Charter and Verizon. I think people that had Sprint had outside access. Every fucking thing ground to a halt. It wasn't quite as bad as the first one, but close. Stores couldn't function at all, landlines didn't work (verizon) and my cell phone was 100% dead. I can't imagine what would happen in a non-rural environment if it went past 24 hours, but it wouldn't be pretty. You couldn't call 911, fire department, nothing. Groceries? Tough shit. You'll need to steal that 40 and pack of cigs, esse.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (46GDR)

286 Husker Du, Didn't they record Muscrat Love and Achey Breaky Heart?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (o2MD2)

287 "They simply cannot plumb the depths any further."

Challenge accepted.

-- MSM

Posted by: Catherine -- who generally doesn't curse. at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (T4sri)

288 147 The media is filled with loathsome people who need to be in cages. I mostly blame them for our division and downfall as a nation.
When the bad times come, may they be first on the burn pit.
Posted by: Marcus T, Unforgiven at February 23, 2021 06:07 PM (VpIIl)

Can we start next Tuesday?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

289 I thought that was a double album, Warehouse. I liked it very much.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:38 PM (nyFPf)

290 Husker Du was real good.

Sugar was great.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:39 PM (wZx4X)

291 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 06:39 PM (1zNe+)

292 Y5, blow it our your ass you thin skinned whiny NY Shapiro-sucker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 06:39 PM (V7LOe)

293 We've decided that Husker Du will play at our wedding!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol and Davey French at February 23, 2021 06:40 PM (W4eKo)

294 I may be wrong...it's my least fav Du LP...but I could have swore it was a single?

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:40 PM (wZx4X)

295 New Day Rising and Flip Your Wig were fine too. "Private Plane" sticks with me.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:40 PM (nyFPf)

296 Flip your Wig might be their best LP.
Candy Apple Grey is a really good one, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:41 PM (wZx4X)

297 SKIP !

You're ALIVE !
Posted by: JT

Guess he's finishing up his breakfast.

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 06:41 PM (arJlL)

298

Zionism equals racism?

Great! Now I can hate myself!

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr. at February 23, 2021 06:41 PM (uXAHT)

299 Will there be bats in the Cafe tonight?

Posted by: Asking the Important Question at February 23, 2021 06:42 PM (DMUuz)

300 Sugar did the trick for me too. "Needle Hits E" was a great b-side.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:42 PM (nyFPf)

301 Sagemondo are like the fucking blackbirds that eat purple berries and shit all over my white car.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 23, 2021 06:42 PM (o2MD2)

302 Sugar shows were amazingly loud. Unbelievably loud.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:42 PM (wZx4X)

303 OT "Only white people can be racist."

Hospital workers in San Diego forced to undergo Critical Race Training:

https://tinyurl.com/m28y3n4m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (VP4Cd)

304 Copper Blue is a monster LP.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (wZx4X)

305

There are several media in Hollywood personalities I would like to put in cages.

In my basement.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (uXAHT)

306 The best part of Retardo was wiped on the whorehouse drapes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (1zNe+)

307 Ace should write "The Conservative case for sucking off Ben Shapiro ".

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (3TihK)

308 Will there be bats in the Cafe tonight?
Posted by: Asking the Important Question

Tire irons ?

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (arJlL)

309 Fruit bats are going to kill us all. Nipah virus is the next pandemic.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (JVwaY)

310 Sig Sauer P365 9mm 10+1 3" Pistol in Black Nitron (XRAY3 Night Sights); $559; https://bit.ly/2Mp5eaY

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (YYlyE)

311 Tee hee!

Posted by: Wapo at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (IpaFL)

312 But it is no Double Nickels on the Dime.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (wZx4X)

If we heard mortar shells, we'd cuss more in our songs, and cut down on guitar solos.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (oQ94s)

313 /sock from like three threads ago

Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (qc+VF)

314 Remember when Durham was definitely not doing a report. Then he *was* gonna release a report. Then he didn't want to release a report too close to an election.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (uEbPt)

So........no report?

Posted by: Thick As A Brick at February 23, 2021 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

315 Not one word in that troll post made sense.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (lgiXo)

316 NetFlix has this movie "I Care A Lot"

The metaphors in this movie write themselves

Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (X5CsJ)

317 A bunch of us have gamed it out, while drinking bourbon or Valu-rite, of course. Since our elections were stolen, what else do we have to do to pass the time?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (90cx5)


Adds fist to this.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (axyOa)

318 Liked Bob Moukd's eponymous solo album too. And Black Sheets of Rain.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (nyFPf)

319 >>If we heard mortar shells, we'd cuss more in our songs, and cut down on guitar solos.


RIP D. Boone

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (wZx4X)

320 Somebody better take a look at the raimando generator. It might need a reboot.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (Eicbe)

321 We got to keep the kids in cages because I'm not as fast as I used to be. *sniffs*

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (r+sAi)

322 When deciphering rainmando it helps to realize that it skips every third word.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 06:34 PM (uEbPt)

And it likes receiving anal

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (ifmtJ)

323 Flip your Wig might be their best LP.
Candy Apple Grey is a really good one, too.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:41 PM (wZx4X)

New Day Rising.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (oQ94s)

324 >>And Black Sheets of Rain.


What a title track!

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (wZx4X)

325 Fuck yes, Copper Blue is tremendous.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (nyFPf)

326 I think the inner loop in Chicago was without power for over 24 hours in 92 when it flooded.
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Dumb fucks broke a hole in an old tunnel system at the bottom of the river. Tunnels went to a shitload of businesses including the subway iirc. They threw mattresses into the river trying to plug the hole, lol.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (+ya+t)

327 311 Remember when Durham was definitely not doing a report. Then he *was* gonna release a report. Then he didn't want to release a report too close to an election.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 06:43 PM (uEbPt)

Now he's supporting boys with wigs competing against girls. Amazing.

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (ONvIw)

328 Gaslighting in overdrive.

I'm so far beyond caring about this shit.

Park the fucking kids in a box for all I care. Tape it shut and mail it back to Guatemala or wherever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (3H9h1)

329 Bob plays a mean guitar.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (wZx4X)

330 Liked Bob Moukd's eponymous solo album too. And Black Sheets of Rain.
Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (nyFPf)

I liked Black Sheets more than anything else he's done post-Husker. I don't know, most of the rest just started to sound to me like more of the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (oQ94s)

331 I'm kinda liking this "suck off Ben Shapiro" meme.

Posted by: Not Ben Shapiro at February 23, 2021 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

332 I have to go dig out my ancient Copper Blue CD now.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:47 PM (nyFPf)

333 Bob plays a mean guitar.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:46 PM (wZx4X)
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And he loves to drive in his jaguar.

Posted by: Axeman at February 23, 2021 06:48 PM (Eicbe)

334 I don't think there are enough Fugazi fans in the world.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:48 PM (wZx4X)

335 Chairman Xiden could cook a puppy on a stick and the Democrats Propaganda would cheer it on.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 06:23 PM (Cxk7w)

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I think Obama calls that Thanksgiving.
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 06:26 PM (oS38t)

Well, Hot Dogs ARE a very American food!
Posted by: Duh Left Media at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

Who are we to judge Chinese mores, norms and traditions?

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 23, 2021 06:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

336 What is the troll's native tongue?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (lgiXo)

337 If we heard mortar shells, we'd cuss more in our songs, and cut down on guitar solos.
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RIP D. Boone
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (wZx4X)

Car accident, right? Had he not died young, he'd probably be gone by now anyway. He did not seem to be a healthy cat.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (oQ94s)

338 "Park the fucking kids in a box for all I care. Tape it shut and mail it back to Guatemala or wherever."

Oh, no. They will be sending them to an insufficiently diverse neighborhood near you. Very soon.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (nyFPf)

339 >>Car accident, right?


He was sleeping in the Van and his girl was driving...

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (wZx4X)

340 Disney NOOD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (gtatv)

341 Heh. I like the one twitterer's name for these contraptions:

Raytheon Cozy-cages™...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 23, 2021 06:50 PM (ZSK0i)

342

Can somebody lube me up? I got to get to work. God damn little arms...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Sphinctersourous Rex at February 23, 2021 06:50 PM (uXAHT)

343
Oh, no. They will be sending them to an insufficiently diverse neighborhood near you. Very soon.
Posted by: some guy out west at February 23, 2021 06:49 PM (nyFPf)

Like China or Korea? Japan, maybe?

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 23, 2021 06:50 PM (ONvIw)

344 D. was the man.

He, Watt and Hurley were everything good about Rock and Roll. Loved those guys.

I have met Watt a few times in my life and he is the most humble man you could ever hope to meet.

Never saw a guy go around an entire club and personally thank EVERY person who attended. Guy is a gem.

Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:51 PM (wZx4X)

345 all hail AOC! She raised $6 million for texas food banks. Tranny loving ted cruz did photo op passing out donated water and filming himself doing it to fool the morons!

Posted by: raimondo at February 23, 2021 06:52 PM (PjXms)

346 @314

John Durham has expanded the investigation, he's going to be adding the DB Cooper, Black Dahlia, Hall-Mills Murder, The Zodiac Case, and the Tylenol Tampering case from the 80's.

So look for a report sometime in the year 2055.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2021 06:52 PM (73NTg)

347
Any illegal immigrant kid caught at the border, spends a night in the box. And another. And another.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2021 06:53 PM (hLzTG)

348 Gaimondo!

Posted by: andycanuck with 31% more banner ad malware at February 23, 2021 06:53 PM (d6he9)

349 317 A bunch of us have gamed it out, while drinking bourbon or Valu-rite, of course. Since our elections were stolen, what else do we have to do to pass the time?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 06:37 PM (90cx5)
Adds fist to this.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 06:45 PM (axyOa)

Yes, it is confirmed that unnamed Cougars were part of this detailed analysis. One of them is related to me, 364 days a year. Then there's Apple Cup day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2021 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

350 D. was the man.

He, Watt and Hurley were everything good about Rock and Roll. Loved those guys.

I have met Watt a few times in my life and he is the most humble man you could ever hope to meet.

Never saw a guy go around an entire club and personally thank EVERY person who attended. Guy is a gem.
Posted by: garrett at February 23, 2021 06:51 PM (wZx4X)

I saw firehose perform once, in a very small club. I got within spitting distance of Watt, but didn't bother to go over. I always forget the guy's name, the vocalist. Seemed very sincere, but yeah, he was no D. Boone.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2021 06:54 PM (oQ94s)

351
There are about 500 kids remaining from the previous flood. For 20%, their parents can't be found. The rest, their parents don't want them back, generally because they think the kids' presence gives them some kind of hold to get here themselves.

The segregated confinement was started under Obama due a lawsuit. The issue was the safety of children who more often than not, were detained with adults pretending to be their parents.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 23, 2021 06:58 PM (hLzTG)

352 Camps. yeah, right.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2021 07:01 PM (KATBx)

353 Durham to find Noah's Ark. And issue a report.

Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2021 07:15 PM (RuIsu)

354 We cheaped out on the air conditioners that are attached to those migrant facilities. The extra dollars we pocketed from this alone will put Hunter in the powder for another six months!

Posted by: Jim Biden at February 23, 2021 07:15 PM (xxG/v)

355 39 I bet those containers were made in China.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 05:50 PM (03Hn+)

*******

Yup and they were manufactured by the Uighers, too. We got a real good deal on these containers!

It's amazing how productive those Uigher men are when they have electrodes attached to their private parts!

Posted by: Jim Biden at February 23, 2021 07:18 PM (xxG/v)

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