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EMT 2/13/21
I have one imperative right now: Keep making money until they tell me I have to suck a girldick to keep making money.
That give me like a solid two months income, right?Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:01 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:01 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:02 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: golfman at February 13, 2021 06:02 AM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2021 06:02 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 13, 2021 06:02 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Some guy not that other one at February 13, 2021 06:02 AM (EyFCU)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 13, 2021 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Some guy not that other one at February 13, 2021 06:03 AM (EyFCU)
I get to pick where we go on vacay this year. It will be the week after labor day week to avoid crowds.
Thinking Greenbrier or renting a house at OBX again.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:03 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2021 06:03 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:04 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Morning, morning, morning, morning, morning....
Posted by: Drs. Howard, Fine, Howard and Miklos at February 13, 2021 06:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Some black woman, sometime after WW2, (see how I pay attention) road a motorcycle across America.
They didn't say if she was the first woman, first black woman, or first person to do it.
Now there's some history for ya
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:06 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 13, 2021 06:06 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: qmark at February 13, 2021 06:07 AM (hg6m+)
I thought that was a song. Unfortunately, it will define my tw . . . fours years in office.
Posted by: China Joe at February 13, 2021 06:07 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:03 AM (mN4oe)
Check out www.Primland.com
Lots to pick from or you can do nothing. It is a beautiful place.
Posted by: golfman at February 13, 2021 06:07 AM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:08 AM (vd8XM)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 06:08 AM (tNr0D)
Posted by: qmark at February 13, 2021 06:09 AM (hg6m+)
They didn't say if she was the first woman, first black woman, or first person to do it.
Now there's some history for ya
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:06 AM (vd8XM)
On mext week's episode of Who Gives a Shit?, a transgendered millenial dwarf POC goes shopping at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:09 AM (mN4oe)
Lots to pick from or you can do nothing. It is a beautiful place.
Posted by: golfman at February 13, 2021 06:07 AM (hOMhY)
That is the sort of info that I'm looking for. Thanks.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:10 AM (mN4oe)
OK I don't really give a rat's ass. Fuck baseball and the HOF, but this makes no sense to me. If they are concerned about covid, it would be better to hold it outside?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 06:10 AM (85Gof)
Washington, DC is far and away the Capitol of Whoreland.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2021 06:10 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 13, 2021 06:11 AM (rt0xh)
Will Newsom be replace? Possibly, but don't get your hopes up. And his replacement won't be any better.
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 06:12 AM (qivaO)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 13, 2021 06:12 AM (rt0xh)
Go through the history section at B&N and the only books you find are:
- America sucks
- Trump sucks
- Trump voters suck
- Old white guys suck
- POC are solely responsible for America's success
- World War II was won by women
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2021 06:13 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Then there's that nasty lightning to contend with
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 13, 2021 06:13 AM (gAXBD)
Yeah I've gotten so used to seeing Dems skate on what would be prison time for you or me that I will be shocked if anyone, much less Gov Fredo, faces any consequences
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 13, 2021 06:14 AM (rt0xh)
So Sodom-on-the-Potomac!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 13, 2021 06:12 AM (rt0xh)
I think... Lot was it, who was challenged by God to find 10 righteous people in the city? I think he would be throwing up his hands at DC and saying 'I got nothing.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2021 06:14 AM (lmikk)
You know my track record on plagiarism, right?
Posted by: China Joe 🤡 at February 13, 2021 06:14 AM (vGJY7)
- America sucks
- Trump sucks
- Trump voters suck
- Old white guys suck
- POC are solely responsible for America's success
- World War II was won by women
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Was it possibly Women Who Suck?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 06:15 AM (qivaO)
"suck a girldick" at 5am. Maybe if you said shenis it would have been more palatable.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 13, 2021 06:15 AM (ju2Fy)
*golfclap*
All right guys, have to go warm up the car. You all have a nice day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 13, 2021 06:17 AM (lmikk)
"Nah,go with the lady on the motorcycle".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:18 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 13, 2021 06:18 AM (vGJY7)
Fuck all the Fucking Fuckers... And by "Fuck" what I really mean is "Ass rape them with 237 legless skinks followed by a flaming rusty barbed wire hyena jizz encrusted HIV dropping pineapple buttplug"...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at February 13, 2021 06:19 AM (yiRA+)
"Nah,go with the lady on the motorcycle".
Posted by: bill in arkansas
That's right. No one likes a show off.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
I'm always amazed by stories about women doing things men have been doing for years without the publicity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2021 06:21 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 06:10 AM (85Gof)
Top. Men. The PGA is now allowing spectators again, or at least they did last week in Phoenix -- 5k per day.
This week's tourney is in CA, so probably no spectators allowed. I don't really know.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 06:21 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 13, 2021 06:21 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 06:22 AM (qivaO)
As if you needed another reason never to watch faux news again.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 06:22 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 13, 2021 06:24 AM (3D/fK)
As if you needed another reason never to watch faux news again.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I'm sure he gave a detailed, completely cromulent reason, why he thought that too.
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:26 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: fluffy at February 13, 2021 06:28 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Don't forget the french toast fixin's
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 13, 2021 06:28 AM (NXGjq)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 13, 2021 06:29 AM (NXGjq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:30 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 13, 2021 06:28 AM (NXGjq)
Sometimes it does. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 06:31 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jaimo
When the Kovid "Oh My God" people talk, they also refer to the black and brown people being hardest hit.
I'm not sure if I've seen a mottled person like that
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 06:32 AM (qivaO)
Plus SPF block 24/7, not venturing outside because of Kovid, etc etc
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:35 AM (I58tH)
Gays/LGBTQWERTY, get three months out of the year so they are not lacking the opportunity to spread the joys of their history.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2021 06:36 AM (bbSla)
Life is good.
Posted by: JTB at February 13, 2021 06:36 AM (7EjX1)
They didn't say if she was the first woman, first black woman, or first person to do it.
Now there's some history for ya
Posted by: Bruce
The motorcycle identified as "otherkin". That part, which is the Amazing True Historical Fact, may have been inadvertently left on the cutting room floor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:37 AM (pNxlR)
Life is good.
Posted by: JTB
About the same here.
I will go to the store at early light to get the bean soup fixins to go with the ham the wife is making today.
Other than that?
Nothing
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:38 AM (vd8XM)
Gays/LGBTQWERTY, get three months out of the year so they are not lacking the opportunity to spread the joys of their history.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
That's nine whole months when their boots are not on our necks!
** draws deep breath and releases it **
Ah! Freedom!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
I had to look up "otherkin"
Talk about a get out of jail free card.
I will need to fully embrace this new thought!
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BLM/DNC at February 13, 2021 06:41 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 06:41 AM (qivaO)
Posted by: Colin
Yep. Been doing that for years.
Suggestions for right now are 5,000 IU a day
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: jasonj at February 13, 2021 06:43 AM (4Tpar)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:44 AM (I58tH)
My wife had a fellow teacher that always took a vacation week at OBX every year before school started again. It seemed - but probably wasn't that bad - that every year she got mandatory evacuated off the island a couple days into her trip.
It's kinda interesting though, if you're a believer in Milankovitch cycles (like I am) and the earth is tilting a little more every year, that hurricanes will gradually and naturally be occurring further south every year. Could we have the scorecard, please?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 06:45 AM (N/gDA)
13F here on the Mass/NH border. Not so horrible, but I won't be camping in the backyard.
Posted by: fluffy at February 13, 2021 06:47 AM (UnQlg)
Fox News Channels Chris Wallace said Friday that former President Donald Trumps lawyers using a video montage of Democrats saying the word fight was ludicrous during his networks impeachment trial coverage.
Time was when I may have called that remark "disingenuous". That time passed, and "willfully stupid" took its place. No more. Wallace is merely a malevolent shitball.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:47 AM (pNxlR)
So when is the SuperBowl?
It's usually around this time of the year isn't it?
Posted by: Bruce
My hat is tipped to those who style it the
Superb Owl.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:49 AM (pNxlR)
Has Wallace opined on Cuomo murdering the in-laws of one of his co-workers or is that to, ludicrous Chris?
I mean, the apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree, his father was an asshole too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2021 06:51 AM (bbSla)
Money won't buy eggs. You will need to know a guy who keeps chickens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 06:52 AM (EZebt)
Was it possibly Women Who Suck?
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
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That's in a different section altogether.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 06:53 AM (CAJOC)
We listened to that yesterday (the hearing, not Fox).
It was brilliant. The attorney simultaneously made the case for 1st Amendment protection and gave the Dems a big 'In your face!!'
Posted by: fluffy at February 13, 2021 06:53 AM (UnQlg)
I mean, the apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree, his father was an asshole too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
The gravitational hole of assholery is a ravenous and demanding bitch - once a family falls in, it almost never escapes again (c.v., the Kennedys).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 06:55 AM (pNxlR)
If it's still sucky outside, wouldn't be the worst way to spend the afternoon.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:56 AM (mN4oe)
Money won't buy eggs. You will need to know a guy who keeps chickens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 06:52 AM (EZebt)
We could use an entire post on these two things.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2021 06:57 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 06:57 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Colin
Thanks! One of my wifes favorites. I will set up the DVR and I will be rewarded!!
Heh, who am I kidding
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:57 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 06:58 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:59 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 13, 2021 07:00 AM (Q9w+/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:00 AM (yrol0)
<
>Son. You need to put down the bottle of Russian vodka, and send the hookers back to their pimps. The kilo of cocaine is in transit.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2021 07:00 AM (03n3v)
POC are solely responsible for America's success
- World War II was won by women
I was explaining how the GPS network and a handheld receiver worked to some young people about a month ago, when another adult in the mix -- woke, of course -- felt compelled to speak up to relate how women of color ... adding machines ... post-WWII ... all orbits solved ... yadda, yadda, yadda.
Yeah, sure, whatever ... anyway ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 07:01 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
Oops. I messed up, I sent the vodka to the pimps and set the hookers down
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:01 AM (yrol0)
As if the angry mob was reading Twitter at the time. Plus, hadn't they turned off his Twitter account by then? The media didn't even publicize his speech.
Posted by: Sillyme at February 13, 2021 07:02 AM (RPGAd)
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2021 06:57 AM (9UmRs)
===
Visiting a huge supermarket with mostly bare shelves in Leningrad was a transformational experience for me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Luckily the "5 year plan" was met though
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (vd8XM)
Please, it's COVID Gnome Fauci.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (pNxlR)
Fauci is one of those guys who takes a huge paycheck, feels himself to be the preeminent authority on something of huge importance, yet can never say, "Well, I was wrong."
In other words a dick head.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:04 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (EZebt)
Was that we the daily ration of stale bread was increased to 200 Grams from 300 Grams?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:04 AM (yrol0)
I was explaining how the GPS network and a handheld receiver worked to some young people about a month ago, when another adult in the mix -- woke, of course -- felt compelled to speak up to relate how women of color ... adding machines ... post-WWII ... all orbits solved ... yadda, yadda, yadda.
Yeah, sure, whatever ... anyway ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
That always remind me of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, where the father keeps saying about everything "that was invented by the Greeks"
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 07:05 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Observer
Old white guys that STOLE the inventions from POC.
Plus OWG's all owned cars (invented by a POC woman) and could drive to the patent office first
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 07:07 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (EZebt)
And all of these years I thought they spelled it Russian Bear instead of Bare.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:07 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 07:08 AM (vd8XM)
So McCarthy is now saying Trump refused to "call off the angry mob"
_________
If he had, it would have been an indication that he controlled the mib, thus more proof of his guilt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2021 07:08 AM (mht8P)
be the preeminent authority on something of huge importance, yet can
never say, "Well, I was wrong."<
>Dr. Fauci is a little fuckstick who should be beaten and dragged behind a tractor to clear the snowfall off of the roads. This guy is the definition of a charlatan.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2021 07:11 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:03 AM (EZebt)
What year? Empty shelves and unrest start when food prices are at 30% of income. $5 eggs, $20 ground beef, etc.
Posted by: clutch at February 13, 2021 07:11 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 13, 2021 07:12 AM (QgW45)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 13, 2021 07:13 AM (ftFVW)
Battlebots!
Posted by: Bruce at February 13, 2021 06:08 AM
It's on the list. The teams and fans seem AWFULLY white, few women represented, and I haven't seen ANY celebration of LGBTQ+ lifestyle.
Posted by: SJW Karen Commissar at February 13, 2021 07:13 AM (IJoA0)
paycheck, feels himself to be the preeminent authority on something of
huge importance, yet can never say, "Well, I was wrong."
In other words a dick head.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:04 AM
Fun fact: dr. fauci is the highest paid federal government employee. $417,000 and change annually.
He gets paid more than the President.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 07:13 AM (JUOKG)
I'm too old to live under socialism... I've become addicted to luxuries like toilet paper, electricity, food, clean water and shoes.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:14 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:14 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:15 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 07:13 AM (JUOKG)
PDT donated every check. Joes probably filling false receipts for taxi rides and train fare.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:16 AM (yrol0)
I'm too old to live under socialism... I've become addicted to luxuries like toilet paper, electricity, food, clean water and shoes.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:14 AM (N/gDA)
What did socialist use before candles? Electricity!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:17 AM (yrol0)
Now if we can only get the beached whale to do a Pentangeli, we would be making some progress
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 07:18 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:19 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 07:19 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:19 AM (UWrBq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:19 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:20 AM (UWrBq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:20 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (nkc1K)
In socialism, you wait in line for bread... in a free market the bread varieties are lined up waiting for you.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (N/gDA)
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I was there after Brezhnev and before Gorbachev
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:21 AM (nkc1K)
Yeah, that person often posts inappropriate things
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 07:22 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:22 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:23 AM (UWrBq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:23 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 13, 2021 07:24 AM (ftFVW)
Biden leaked secret and HIPPA info on PDT COVID hospitalization to NYT!
Posted by: rhennigantx
He has COVID envy. Of course, he thinks, too, that the masks are spats and so his staff is continually watching him to make sure they don't miss any of them that he's wrapped around his ankles.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 07:25 AM (pNxlR)
The concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false, and teaching it is even much less so, the course states. Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (UWrBq)
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In this day and age I always figure people posting stuff like that are trying to get Ace deplatformed.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (nkc1K)
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I was there after Brezhnev and before Gorbachev
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Ah, you were there for the, roughly, 5 seconds of the Andropov days.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (RUP9y)
Posted by: Colin at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (qivaO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:27 AM (nkc1K)
'They've won.'
@AlanDersh says, "All the lawyers for former President Trump redeemed themselves, all three of them presented very very effective rebuttals." http://nws.mx/tv
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:27 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (nkc1K)
Very possible. Why is it still allowed to post here?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 07:27 AM (85Gof)
How much time does the Thief-in-Chief have left?
That brain vessel is going to pop any time now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2021 07:27 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (RUP9y)
===
You forget Party Comrade Chernenko?
Kak zhalko
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:29 AM (EZebt)
How much time does the Thief-in-Chief have left?
That brain vessel is going to pop any time now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2021 07:27 AM
He's had two pop before. What do they say about the third time?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:29 AM (N/gDA)
PDTs Navy had 2500 bed ship in NYC. Sat Unused
So Killer Cuomo killed at least 5500 old people to stick it to the man!!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:29 AM (yrol0)
He's had two pop before. What do they say about the third time?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:29 AM (N/gDA)
Corn Pop
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:30 AM (mN4oe)
I am happy to report that not only did I did not watch any of the impeachment silliness, I did not watch any news or read any news websites for the entire week. It was tremendously uplifting.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2021 07:30 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 13, 2021 07:32 AM (h89VN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2021 07:26 AM (RUP9y)
===
You forget Party Comrade Chernenko?
Kak zhalko
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Heh! Yes, I did. It's forgotten that post-Brezhnev and prior to Gorbachev, things were 'fluid' in the USSR
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2021 07:32 AM (RUP9y)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:32 AM (UWrBq)
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Like you, we are lots happier not having any of that propaganda seep into the house
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:33 AM (nkc1K)
I am happy to report that not only did I did not watch any of the impeachment silliness, I did not watch any news or read any news websites for the entire week. It was tremendously uplifting.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2021 07:30 AM (5XK0y)
If Peach Mint runs for 2000 hours on CNN and PMSNBC and no one watches it, did it happen?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:33 AM (yrol0)
NEW: I have one imperative right now: Keep making money until they tell me I have to suck a girldick to keep making money.
So we woke up in a good mood today?
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at February 13, 2021 07:36 AM (Lp34m)
He's had two pop before. What do they say about the third time?
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:29 AM (N/gDA
And he's on a-fib medications too, so it's not a good situation for him.
Posted by: Call the RNC at February 13, 2021 07:37 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Observer
You posted a cheap shot beloved of racists everywhere and no amount of highfalutin' gobbledegook excuses it. Own up and shut up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 13, 2021 07:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 07:38 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 13, 2021 07:39 AM (6Pqz7)
>Kiss my red ass!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2021 07:39 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 07:41 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:41 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:42 AM (yrol0)
I'm gonna need Mexican food and a margarita for lunch to get me through the day.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2021 07:43 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:44 AM (yrol0)
It seems that the Democrats are impeaching not so much the former president but the 74 million Americans who voted for him and, they fear, might yet do so again.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (yrol0)
Joe Biden* went down to Georgia and promised all those folks $2,000 if they'd vote for the (D)'s. He got his wish and they got nothing. My cold black heart feels nothing for them.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (N/gDA)
1. It's Florida
2. Gov Ron BAMF DeSantis
Posted by: jmel at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (bVhJi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2021 07:43 AM (5XK0y)
I need wings and a beer. Trying to decide if I need to see some titties too.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (UWrBq)
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That was Wm. Faulkner
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell (D-NBC), at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (nkc1K)
I am happy to report that not only did I did not watch any of the impeachment silliness, I did not watch any news or read any news websites for the entire week. It was tremendously uplifting.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 13, 2021 07:30 AM (5XK0y)
If Peach Mint runs for 2000 hours on CNN and PMSNBC and no one watches it, did it happen?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:33 AM (yrol0)
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I don't know, but if runs long enough, eventually one of the talking heads will babble out the complete works of Shakespeare.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (UWrBq)
when they selected joe
to be our king
while all our freedoms die
and all our leaders lie
our founding fathers sigh
what will it bring
Posted by: seamrog at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (AzkpS)
Joe Biden* went down to Georgia and promised all those folks $2,000 if they'd vote for the (D)'s. He got his wish and they got nothing. My cold black heart feels nothing for them.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (N/gDA)
Buying votes...yeah if people voted for a check they deserve what they got.
Posted by: Call the RNC at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (ONvIw)
1. It's Florida
2. Gov Ron BAMF DeSantis
Posted by: jmel at February 13, 2021 07:46 AM (bVhJi)
I love love Momos italian!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:42 AM
I know more than a dozen people like that. They are desperate for that check because they have nothing.
However, the for the majority of the people in that situation that I personally know, it is by their own choosing.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: iandeal at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (UWrBq)
Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (UWrBq)
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Was it framed as "Trump lawyers have the audacity to attempt to defend Trump"?
I'm feeling extra cynical today.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 07:49 AM (CAJOC)
We are hoping not to get trapped there next week.
Posted by: blaster at February 13, 2021 07:49 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell (D-NBC), at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (nkc1K)
Faulkner scholar, eh?
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 07:49 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 07:50 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:50 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 07:51 AM (2BZBZ)
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 07:41 AM (R/m4+)
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Beloved Mrs. F. bought Turkey bacon in an attempt to please me, but When I checked it out in the package, it looked gross, like bologna strips.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:51 AM (EZebt)
I need wings and a beer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM
I cried last night when I thought of how the buffalo used to fly across the open prairies, and now people callously eat them, while every day I have to wonder how Ted Cruz will try to murder me again.
Posted by: The Diary of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Smollet at February 13, 2021 07:51 AM (N/gDA)
You do know the first rule of digging ?
I guess not.
We all saw it.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:51 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:52 AM (nkc1K)
Ah-What could they possibly face, AP? Will try do the correct thing and impeach ex President Orangeman Bad, or will thy try to save their political career by giving into interests of the racist, White Supremacists who put them in office?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 07:52 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2021 07:53 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 07:53 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:53 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 07:54 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 07:54 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 07:54 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell (D-NBC), at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (nkc1K)
tff
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (yrol0)
LOLGFY
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 07:51 AM
I am pretty damn sure if you make a donation by check to the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) it will clear.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile[/ at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (bGP4p)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:47 AM (yrol0)
Ummmmmm......Yes.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (R/m4+)
That stuff works great for those chafe spots next to your nuts if you play baseball.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:55 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: iandeal at February 13, 2021 07:48 AM (vgGyZ)
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Looks like it's time to sell my shares in Disney, all five of them.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 07:56 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile [ at February 13, 2021 07:57 AM (bGP4p)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:53 AM (nkc1K)
Trump.
This time it'll work.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:57 AM (mN4oe)
Thought I'd do a mashup greeting. Let's strike fresh hell into the hearts of killjoys everywhere!
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2021 07:57 AM (bzrNB)
!Si te puedes!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 07:58 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 07:54 AM (3H9h1)
Flamethrower or TNT
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 07:59 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: David
I will answer to TP, Mister, Sir, HeyYou, Boss, Mackerel Snapper and Wop. Try Stupid Dago though and there'll be trouble.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 07:59 AM (Rvt88)
From the inside, I'd position a 10,000 btu/hour kerosene heater about 24" away from it and wait a couple hours. I don't now if you can rent them or not. At Lowes they're a little more then $100, kerosene about $25.
Replacing garage doors a helluva lot more money.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 07:59 AM (N/gDA)
I might be a way station for coyotes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:00 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: fenderbender at February 13, 2021 08:00 AM (r72iY)
Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile at February 13, 2021 08:00 AM (bGP4p)
Posted by: rhennigantx
"... without damaging the door"
However the flamethrower option has merit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM (3H9h1)
This time it'll work.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 07:57 AM (mN4oe)
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haha! so you think Pelosi will spend the next two years sending the Senate Trump impeachment articles? We should be so lucky.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:02 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 07:53 AM (nkc1K)
if they do, they will replay the end of " the Crucible"
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 08:02 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 13, 2021 08:02 AM (QgW45)
I cried last night when I thought of how the buffalo used to fly across the open prairies, and now people callously eat them, while every day I have to wonder how Ted Cruz will try to murder me again.
Posted by: The Diary of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Smollet
(plays Ashoken's Farewell on the violin)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2021 08:03 AM (RUP9y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM
I wouldn't doubt that she is going to threaten that very thing when he gets acquitted next week.
They are deathly afraid that he will run in 2024 against harris and win.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 08:03 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 08:03 AM (S1hrL)
And also to the nest of spies up on Geary and Buchanan
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 08:05 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 08:05 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM (nkc1K)
I would not put anything past her because I can't think that crooked.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:05 AM (mN4oe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM
I wouldn't doubt that she is going to threaten that very thing when he gets acquitted next week.
They are deathly afraid that he will run in 2024 against harris and win.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 08:03 AM (JUOKG)
Article 3 14th Amendment
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM (85Gof)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM (Rros4)
The thing is, the coating isn't more than a quarter inch or so. I've been able to break it off other things outside like our mailbox, trashcan lid, etc. The garage door is flimsy and I've kicked and punched at it, but the ice coating won't crack enough to come off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM
you should get one of those Boring Company toy flamethrowers; it'd make short work of the job
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 08:10 AM (Rros4)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 08:10 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2021 08:10 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:10 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:11 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 08:11 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 08:03 AM (JUOKG)
Hw won in 2020, what will change in 2024 to keep Harris from "winning" the way Biden did?
Posted by: Call the RNC at February 13, 2021 08:11 AM (ONvIw)
The airline states that all staff have been accounted for receiving the Pfizer vaccine.
Well that's great, but in all honesty, EL AL is not exactly the World's largest airline? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:11 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:
Yeah, the Constitution will surely stop their nefarious plans.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:12 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM
Trump was not "engaged" in insurrection. pelosi charged him with inciting insurrection, she did not charge him with engaging in insurrection.
Not saying she won't charge him again, but that dog won't hunt.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 08:12 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:01 AM (nkc1K)
I would not put anything past her because I can't think that crooked.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:05 AM (mN4oe)
Peach Mint 1: Coal Fired Boogaloo was when we needed action on COVID. PDT was only one taking action.
Peach Mint 2: Electric Boogaloo Who da fuck knows whats happening. Iran nukes. NORK ICBMs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 08:12 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:10 AM (nkc1K)
???
They were suppose to be back up last week? Who knows?
The longer they are gone, they less confident I am that they will ever come back
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:13 AM (85Gof)
Better to resume a horizontal repose in your warm fluffy bed
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 13, 2021 08:13 AM (bzrNB)
>>>Heating up the garage is something I've thought about. I have a regular
kerosene heater that I could place at the front of the garage near the
door. Given enough time it would melt, but I'd have to contend with the
water refreezing at the base... the original problem I had.
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Won;t help now, but you can put on your to-do list to build a drain at the base next spring. We have one in front of our garage door and it has been great. For now, it sounds like you might have to move that melt away by hand when you warm the garage door.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:13 AM (nkc1K)
The thing is, the coating isn't more than a quarter inch or so. I've been able to break it off other things outside like our mailbox, trashcan lid, etc. The garage door is flimsy and I've kicked and punched at it, but the ice coating won't crack enough to come off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:07 AM
Is it a metal door? If so, the kerosene heater will heat the door evenly over time and the ice will all melt, including at the floor. I put strips of carpet down where my door touches the cement. Like 10 foot in length by 3 inches. The carpet tends to stick to the cement floor but not to the garage door.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 08:14 AM (N/gDA)
Not saying she won't charge him again, but that dog won't hunt.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 08:12 AM (JUOKG)
I am not saying it will succeed. All I am saying is that I would not be surprised if they tried
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2021 08:14 AM (85Gof)
Very disappointed.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:11 AM (Mi3/Z)
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That's strictly for medical conditions.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 08:14 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 08:14 AM (CAJOC)
Judges would have also accepted: Sex Aid
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 08:16 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 08:17 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:17 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 08:17 AM (nxdel)
Welcome to 2021
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:17 AM (Mi3/Z)
I am not suggesting you take any particular course of action, but if you load a blank into an AR pattern rifle, drop a cleaning rod section down the barrel and fire it, the cleaning rod will come out with enough force to disappear into a tree trunk.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:19 AM (gAFsE)
I should just shut-up I suppose.
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2021 08:20 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 08:17 AM (nxdel)
Insane?!
THIS
IS
WINTER!!!
*sparta kick*
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:20 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (Oz1pK)
Thanks *biden
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (jl3uD)
_________________
And he still has yet to be right about anything.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:19 AM (gAFsE)
The price per round in that scenario seems prohibitive.
Though the suggestion intrigues me to trial.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (Mi3/Z)
Negative 8 here with wind chills as high(low?) as negative 40.
Lol.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:21 AM (z+k4Z)
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2021 08:20 AM (PTDkx)
"...and in this next room, we have the Iran exhibit. This rooftop was imported directly from Tehran, and we have the paperwork certifying this *very roof* was used over twenty times. On your left, we have the gantry crane exhibit..."
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (6iURM)
Martini, try the de-icer spray suggested upthread
I've heard that a 2:1 mix of rubbing alcohol: water spray might work too but dunno haven't tried
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (nxdel)
Powerline has a picture of a pre-internet CD store. Looks huge. It occurred to me that every single CD in the picture would fit on a SSD the size of a stick of gum. Including album art.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (QgW45)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:23 AM (Oz1pK)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 13, 2021 08:22 AM (QgW45)
Californians and big city wealthy Democrat shitheads.
But you knew that.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:24 AM (gAFsE)
Abolish black history month and just teach American history. Warts and all. There is PLENTY of black achievers in American history that could easily be rolled into lesson plans.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:24 AM (z+k4Z)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:24 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:25 AM (z+k4Z)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:02 AM (mN4oe)
Pretty sure that as the torpedo heater uses up the oxygen in the garage the next stage is it starts making carbon monoxide before going out completely. You'll be long dead before that.
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at February 13, 2021 08:25 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:23 AM (Oz1pK)
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They definitely heard him say "Nuke 'em" one evening, but acknowledge he might have been referring to pizza rolls.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 13, 2021 08:25 AM (CAJOC)
I was originally going to head to my favorite breakfast place for chow, but decided I can go there tonight or tomorrow. A shower, an excellent shave, some scrambled eggs with green chiles from NM, two strips of bacon nice and crispy in the cast-iron pan, and a slice of wheat bread, not toasted, with butter.
Next? Possibly a half pipe of tobacco. It's chilly outside, and I don't want to smoke around the cats, so who knows.
How about you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 08:26 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 13, 2021 08:26 AM (+bsnt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:24 AM (3H9h1)
yeah, that's fucked
I have a lot of garage doors, live in the northeast and never had that problem
I hate ice
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 08:26 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 08:27 AM (yrol0)
Two fried eggs on homemade toast. I am working through my coffee. It is gray and cold; good day for staying inside and pretending to be productive.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:27 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 08:27 AM (S1hrL)
And that's how Evil so often wins.
Posted by: jmel at February 13, 2021 08:27 AM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2021 08:27 AM (jl3uD)
After that? Get mobbed by my kids all day.
Oh yeah. Eat at some point.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (z+k4Z)
My 40yo son and friends just left to go ice fishing.
Posted by: old chick at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (sOete)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:24 AM (z+k4Z)
Black History month is as much about television programming and general sales as it is about history. Many sites are pushing the purchases of black products during a month previously focused on winter clothing sales and chocolates. Retail and etail would be pissed.
Posted by: Call the RNC at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 08:28 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 13, 2021 08:29 AM (+iDQ7)
and all. There is PLENTY of black achievers in American history that
could easily be rolled into lesson plans.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One"
Yep, teaching their history separately just increases the balkanization of the country. But that is the point of the leftists pushing this, though I doubt most of the teachers are even aware of that.
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2021 08:29 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:30 AM (3H9h1)
Another reason to shit can it. It has been corporatized but sadly I think you are right.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:30 AM (z+k4Z)
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Agree 1000%. But of course, as we all know, there's less opportunity for division if we are all one people with a mixed and storied history we can all share in and learn from.
Speaking of, I was at the Ulta website the other day and they are now including a link for "Black History Month" so you can never escape it, not even when shopping for makeup. Corporations and politics are now completely fused.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2021 08:30 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at February 13, 2021 08:25 AM (7T5tR)
Don't forget to open the back or side door.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:30 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 08:31 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021
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I've gotten Miss Linda her cards, and gave her a mini-orchid last night. Since we're heading out to Whole Paycheck this morning so she can use a coupon -- I may have to sit in the car to avoid dealing with the Face Diaper Nazis -- I don't know when I can pick up something else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 08:31 AM (lSpWa)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 13, 2021 08:31 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 13, 2021 08:29 AM (+iDQ7)
or wired 2 phase 220 to the door. deicer and thief repellent combined
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 08:32 AM (yrol0)
True. If I was a teacher I would start off by saying black history is American history and not separate but since we have decided to separate and give it a month we will be learning about plenty of figures and heroes you probably do not know about.
And I would start with the first black voted to Congress were republicans and watch leftists lose their shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:32 AM (z+k4Z)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021[ /i]
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Is this really a thing? I've been dodging the face diaper business all along. I'd love to see some of the sheep stand up and become sheepdogs with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 08:32 AM (lSpWa)
My weather deal says Monday high 14.6 and low -0.1. Crazy talk for NDFW
There goes all the skeeters.. for a while anyways.
It is a great morning as it gets light and the wind is blowing my leaves into neighbors yard down the street.
I saw they got rid of the junkyard over on 35w last night... I bet that was good work.. nay can not even imagine.
Anyway, have a great day
Punch in and take a break
Posted by: CarpetheadLaRo at February 13, 2021 08:33 AM (+ITg4)
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White History Month, not permissible. In fact, the uproar would be so deafening, it would cause Earth's axis to shift.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2021 08:33 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 08:31 AM (L3Rsz)
I go maskless every morning when I go into Royal Farms to get my coffee.
I have only seen one other dude in there without one, and that was only once. It's beyond sad.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:33 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 13, 2021 08:33 AM (nUhF0)
lol.. sounds like a good plan!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 08:34 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2021 08:34 AM (PTDkx)
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 13, 2021 08:35 AM (jlW9t)
And I would start with the first black voted to Congress were republicans and watch leftists lose their shit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:32 AM (z+k4Z)
This is brilliantly good plan.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:35 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 08:36 AM (3H9h1)
Hurts to sit
Impossible to rest
Dunno if it is from shoveling snow on Thursday or from the bp meds I started 3 weeks ago
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 13, 2021 08:36 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: CarpetheadLaRo at February 13, 2021 08:36 AM (+ITg4)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 13, 2021 08:36 AM (nUhF0)
Sounds like you may have recently turned 29?
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:38 AM (Mi3/Z)
Just like 2020.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 08:38 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 08:38 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:38 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 08:38 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: jsg
Irrelevant! Bailiff, remove that witness!
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom at February 13, 2021 08:39 AM (nUhF0)
https://tinyurl.com/y5h7fj5d
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at February 13, 2021 08:39 AM (zkS5c)
@ColumbiaBugle
Tucker Carlson's Monologue On The Collapse Of The Lincoln Project
"There has probably never been an organization sleazier or more vicious in American politics than the Lincoln Project."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yyepyl8u
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 08:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:41 AM (nkc1K)
Aaaaaaahem.
Posted by: SPLC at February 13, 2021 08:42 AM (jl3uD)
Finally, today I said to some woman who looked Indian and I noticed her eyes and I told her she had beautiful eyes-that you notice peoples eyes above the mask.. I thought it was so cute and funny that all the husbands and boyfriends thanked me to as if to say, "I'm happy you think I'm with a cute or hot chick." The boyfriend of the woman today (they were probably both in their 20s) made me laugh by saying to me, "I noticed your eyes as you came in the door." My response "I think you're pulling my leg, sir."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 08:42 AM (VP4Cd)
Well damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2021 08:44 AM (jl3uD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2021 08:45 AM (PoqRU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 08:45 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:45 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:45 AM (Mi3/Z)
knock yerseff out
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2021 08:34 AM
Had a similar discussion with colleagues. Kids don't know general expressions like "throw the book at someone" or "give the devil his due." Certainly no Biblical references that until recently were part of common culture.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: mindful webworker
~25 years of webworks
at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (90cx5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (I58tH)
Thanks. If we gotta color inside their lines, then let us use our colors.
Judo these motherfuckers.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (z+k4Z)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (gAFsE)
I'd be looking for my wife who is probably reaching for a blackjack
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at February 13, 2021 08:48 AM (Lp34m)
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Pics, of course, would help us
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:49 AM (nkc1K)
--
Allen Funt or JoAnne Pflug hiding in the bushes!
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2021 08:49 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 08:49 AM (z+k4Z)
I probably wouldn't say comments like that about looks to men I didn't know because it's problemmatic too and I don't want them to think some chunky old woman is coming onto them.
I have told men in passing "I really like your shirt" or something.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 08:50 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: EveR at February 13, 2021 08:50 AM (R0z7P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 08:47 AM (I58tH)
Somebody posted a link for surplus Italian police Barettas...thought hard about getting one... $300
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 08:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:49 AM (nkc1K)
Get outta here.
LOL. How would I prove I'm not a lesbian-to show me having sex with my husband? because people who didn't know might assume I'm a lesbian simply because I have short hair and am chunkyPosted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 08:51 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: EveR at February 13, 2021 08:50 AM (R0z7P)
until morale improves.
Posted by: jsg at February 13, 2021 08:51 AM (Mi3/Z)
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 08:51 AM (AwYPR)
Buy three so you'll have two for spare parts. They're probably clapped out.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:52 AM (gAFsE)
I've been very hesitant to comment but since my deceased father keeps getting invoked I will say this:
John Weaver and Steve Schmidt were so despised by my Dad he made it a point to ban them from his funeral. Since 2008, no McCain would have spit on them if they were on fire.
Wow. When the spawn of pond scum says her associates are beneath her, that's a new low.
Posted by: Oozing up the ladder at February 13, 2021 08:52 AM (yC060)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 13, 2021 08:53 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:52 AM (gAFsE)
Rated good to excellent....wop cops don't shoot people or practice.
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (AwYPR)
Wow. When the spawn of pond scum says her associates are beneath her, that's a new low.
Posted by: Oozing up the ladder at February 13, 2021 08:52 AM (yC060)
Schmidt was his campaign manager or senior strategist or something. So Johnny Boy lost the election and instantly turned on Schmidt? Yeah, press X to doubt.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (I58tH)
My Psych professor in college showed us that episode in class. Another episode he showed us, when discussing sleep disorders, was when Funt organized a baseball game of narcoleptics. One guy got a hit, ran to first base, and promptly sat down and fell asleep.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (nkc1K)
I've been very hesitant to comment but since my deceased father keeps getting invoked I will say this:
John Weaver and Steve Schmidt were so despised by my Dad he made it a point to ban them from his funeral. Since 2008, no McCain would have spit on them if they were on fire.
==
His dying wish was to ban them from his funeral...
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (zr5Kq)
Pics, of course, would help us
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:49 AM
I'm pretty sure they're obligatory here, according to the updated AoS Terms of Service.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 08:54 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 08:55 AM (zr5Kq)
It is missing isn't it, but everyone can do their part. I don't always compliment beautiful or cute women. Yesterday I told someone she had an adorable little girl. Sometimes I say "Thanks for your hard work" to the store stockers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 08:55 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: EveR at February 13, 2021 08:50 AM (R0z7P)
Ummmmmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (5v49m)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Oz1pK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Oz1pK)
exactly
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 08:59 AM (zr5Kq)
suggested upthread. I think I'll need about 6 to do the whole door.
The whole area is frozen over here. The stores keep maybe a half dozen
of the spray bottles of de-icer around and they're gone."
Keep it simple, just use car anti-freeze on the door seal.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2021 08:59 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 08:58 AM (Oz1pK)
Or Tons of Fun is just lying.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:59 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 09:00 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 09:00 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 09:01 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 09:01 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:01 AM (ruhIA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Great idea Fen. Some random guy commented on my boots the other day. He really dug them. It was nice. These days, old men have to be a bit more restrained when complimenting women I think. You have to use your head (unless you have cover from the media {Joe Snifen}) but, yes, I think we all love heartfelt compliments from other humans.
I hope it catches on!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 08:59 AM (gAFsE)
===============
that would be my go-to explanation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (nkc1K)
No sex tape. I grew up before cell phone stupidity and anyone who does that stupid stuff has gotta know its going to leak out. This is the advantage in growing up before many electronic devices and in being a modest person
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 09:01 AM (JUOKG)
Come to one of ours, we have everything. And not just Walmart.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:03 AM (zr5Kq)
standing around in DC. The citizenry has so far just refused to riot.
Well, that is about to change in a big way (according to the Washington
Post).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 13, 2021 09:00 AM
I saw a news thingy that said they have to keep the NG in DC because when Trump gets convicted in the Senate there will be riots by Trump supporters.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (JUOKG)
Start recycling some beer. Melt the gaps on the panels. The raise and drop the door to bang it icefree. May require a ladder for higher panels.
Posted by: Oozing up the ladder at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (yC060)
Wow. When the spawn of pond scum says her associates are beneath her, that's a new low.
Posted by: Oozing up the ladder at February 13, 2021 08:52 AM (yC060)
Well, to be fair.
She's just upset that they've interrupted her Daddy's funeral with their boy-fuckery.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (dWwl8)
That's nice he complimented your boots! Little things make a difference.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:12 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:16 AM (d6he9)
Vacation in a BOX....has my vote. ^^^
Posted by: Saf at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (/N+d8)
Posted by: free tibet at February 13, 2021 09:59 AM (AytXr)
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