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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alex Colville
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2021 09:31 AM (9d4A3)
Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: The Paolo at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (5ZHS+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (xfb67)
If I wanted to see at a wide white ass, I'd look in the mirror.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 09:32 AM (Zm+LZ)
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Pulling his crank? ...what?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:33 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (DzhEB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (s2VJv)
And thank you all for your kind birthday wishes. I wish I could treat all of you to a few jeroboams of Veuve.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (dNzKv)
Grade school level Photoshop.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (zV48b)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 09:34 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (xfb67)
https://www.wikiart.org/en /alex-colville/horse-and-train-1954
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: Ziba at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)
Life's a beach!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (VP4Cd)
I'll take "who's been hanging out here too long?" for 100, Alex.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (nUhF0)
Please tell us a physical characteristic you like about yourself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (VP4Cd)
Life's a beach!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (U2p+3)
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Move to Charleston.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (zV48b)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (6iURM)
Also this is him and his wife. Yea, sure bud, not that we can tell because, uh, no faces.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (VP4Cd)
Kudos Fenelon for knowing us so well. Extra bonus points for knowing that and still hanging around with us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (N39Ws)
Life's a beach!
and then you dive !
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2021 09:36 AM (zV48b)
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They also surf, who only sand and wade.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:38 AM (GLv8N)
Good morning, nurse! What is it, about 6.30 where you are? It's cold and very windy here. The panes are rattling.
And at least today's painting isn't fat naked man on ottoman. I should be grateful for small blessings.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 09:38 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (IbV0w)
I've been told I have nice eyes.
Myself, I think I have nice legs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
never trust a fart
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (VP4Cd)
Extra bonus points for knowing that and still hanging around with us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2021 09:37 AM (N39Ws)
Well it doesn't necessarily reflect well on her character.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (9d4A3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (Bmy3R)
Great!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (VP4Cd)
1. He's do white you could bounce Navy signals off him. Possibly a Scandi supremacist.
2. He appears to have a spinal issue that will claim his life before his time.
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (h89VN)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (FZYNt)
doggeh has da shitz and woke me at 2:30 am to go out
then mini walked him this morning at "feels like 11F" (actually 20F)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (nUhF0)
https://www.wikiart.org/en /alex-colville/horse-and-train-1954
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (s2VJv)
++++
I didn't know that he was a ferroequinologist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Extra bonus points for knowing that and still hanging around with us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Well it doesn't necessarily reflect well on her character.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
She prays for our souls. For that I am grateful.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (gPZ9i)
1. He's do white you could bounce Navy signals off him. Possibly a Scandi supremacist.
2. He appears to have a spinal issue that will claim his life before his time.
Posted by: Blacksheep
also looks like Hitler's wet dream
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (MSTJr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 17, 2021 09:39 AM (9d4A3)
The corpses will turn up soon enough...they're eating masks.
Posted by: BignJames at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:40 AM (FZYNt)
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They're over the horizon, on an island.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
never trust a fart
Posted by: Rick in SK
Definitely never trust a fart when you are over 50.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
never trust a fart
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Esp when wearing white shorts
Posted by: Dingbat at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (2tblE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 09:43 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
never trust a fart
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Esp when wearing white shorts
Posted by: Dingbat at February 17, 2021 09:42 AM (2tblE)
And squatting like that...
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 09:43 AM (cF8AT)
/apologies to Stan Rogers
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 09:43 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2021 09:43 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: ShainS at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (cJos+)
/apologies to Stan Rogers
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 09:43 AM (mzC7
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God damn them all!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: gay schnorrer at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (6iURM)
First impression was that lady was a murder victim and male trying to wake her up discovered she was dead.
Nice technical work, but I guess I have been streaming too many murder mysteries. Not enough primary color for me to hang.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (49Dnm)
Myself, I think I have nice legs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
ooh, a chance to try out my HS french:
Vous avez de beaux yeux, vous savez?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: gay schnorrer
milk milk lemonade
in the back is where the fudge is made
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (MSTJr)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
never trust a fart
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Esp when wearing white shorts
Posted by: Dingbat
That's why she has the hat over her face. She can't stand to look.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 17, 2021 09:45 AM (h89VN)
Posted by: Doof at February 17, 2021 09:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:46 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (nWa8i)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
white power
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (FZYNt)
If that was intended, bravo.
Painting is unusual, tho. Superimposed figures on sand.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (iDGpQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (nUhF0)
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"SEX"
-Disney animators on The Lion King
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (BC3Yf)
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
the most difficult thing to achieve
a artist can be off a lot on the face of a horse
but if one eyelash is off on a human, you will notice
Posted by: gay schnorrer at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (G0G8s)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:41 AM (G0G8s)
Indeed. Fen is a saint among us sinners.
Posted by: Count de Monet THAWING in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
That's not his hand. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:47 AM (nUhF0)
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D R I N K. M O R E. O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (Bmy3R)
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Because they find all the dead bodies that aren't found in Midsommer.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:44 AM (GLv8N)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Blacksheep
*****
Mr. Q. Modo - a limerick
At Notre Dame a doctor named Rosas
Came up with a new diagnosis
"You have a crooked spine
I think it's out of line
I have a hunch, you might have scoliosis!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (m45I2)
I thought the rule was "Never waste a boner"
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (d56rP)
Posted by: gay schnorrer at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (6iURM)
Step off.
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Noticed that his feet look like they are suspended over the sand.
Must be a levitation aficionado.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: dantesed at February 17, 2021 09:49 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: Count de Monet THAWING in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (hS+kz)
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The Paolo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (s2VJv)
Which I have already used!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 09:51 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
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You beat me to it. Damn you. Damn all your kind.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 09:51 AM (GLv8N)
Probably Coney Island...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2021 09:51 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2021 09:52 AM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:52 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 17, 2021 09:35 AM (s2VJv)
Which I have already used!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I missed that day, but Train and Horse makes me anxious about the horse - what if it's too stupid to get off the tracks?
Would not hang.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:52 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:46 AM (Bmy3R)
Reminds me of a story I read in a Bennett Cerf collection about a couple of young women who, while frolicking in the sand, came across an older gentleman asleep on a blanket with a camera next to him.
Since no-one was around, they stripped, took pictures of themselves and put his camera back in place before dressing and running away, leaving the poor man to explain his holiday shots to the developer.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Kamalamadingdong, Fake VP of the USA at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (hS+kz)
JUST IN: North Korean hackers tried breaking into the computer systems of pharmaceutical company Pfizer to access information on the coronavirus vaccine -Fox News
And completely unrelated...
Prince Philip, 99, has been taken to the hospital - feeling 'unwell'.
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 09:54 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2021 09:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:54 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Caliban at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Count de Monet THAWING in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (4I/2K)
the nekkid selfie predated the internetz, I see
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 09:53 AM (cF8AT)
He walked in, so it probably is precautionary, after all he's damn old.
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: FIIGMO at February 17, 2021 09:55 AM (nWa8i)
Well, thanks, but from my POV (and what I think the Bible says) were all sinners in needs of God's grace and that, of course, would include me. A saint in Paul's terminology is a follower of Christ, so anybody here who is a Christian is a saint even though most of us won't be declared canonized Saints by the RCC. And anyone who wants me to pray for their soul is already close enough to God to go to HIM and ask for a little soul power.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 09:56 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 09:56 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 09:56 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: brak at February 17, 2021 09:56 AM (cG+eD)
Posted by: bluebell at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (/669Q)
Halliburton vanished in 1939, as he was attempting to sail a Chinese junk around the world. Alan Landsburg, who created the In Search Of series, wrote a companion book, In Search of Missing Persons which featured a chapter on Halliburton. Landsburg theorised that he had grown tired of life and decided the best way to go out was "during an adventure" and sailed off knowing he would die.
Landsburg based this on testimony he read and received from people who knew Halliburton and those who stated that the junk he was sailing was so unseaworthy that it could never survive the trip.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 09:54 AM (nUhF0)
They can have mine. I am generous that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
"Poles on Holiday at an Irish Beach"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 09:58 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:58 AM (hS+kz)
Hell, I really like that idea, and there are worse ways to go.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:59 AM (gPZ9i)
stories of declining hospitalizations for Covid. Funny how for a year
all we heard about was number of cases and magically now
hospitalizations matter.
PROGDA is very predictable in their spreading of commie bullshit propaganda.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (N39Ws)
Hell, I really like that idea, and there are worse ways to go.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 09:59 AM (gPZ9i)
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In my own bed, with a belly full of wine, and a maiden's mouth around my...um...I forgot the rest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
a artist can be off a lot on the face of a horse
but if one eyelash is off on a human, you will notice
Posted by: gay schnorrer at February 17, 2021 09:48 AM (6iURM)
Faces aren't that hard. There's an established, long-standing approach to portraiture which, if you follow it, gives you a consistently good likeness. (I had a marvelous mentor in that regard.) Hands are hard because we're tuned into the slightest nuances of body language and gestures are a huge part of that.
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (BC3Yf)
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (iDGpQ)
Michael Walsh's column yesterday on China flu tyranny was fantastic. Time for a revolution. What are we afraid of?
Posted by: Caliban at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:58 AM (hS+kz)
Yep. I figured that. They will roll the Magic 8-ball around, until it shows a statistic they can use to prove the WuFlu is in decline, and then declare it "beaten", by the grace of the Lord Protector Biden.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (d56rP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: IP
Wisdom gained from hard experience.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jay From CT at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (9tphs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:01 AM (UZVEt)
Hell, I really like that idea, and there are worse ways to go.
Posted by: IP
I want to die in my sleep. Not kicking and screaming like the other three in the car.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (03n3v)
*****
"Group! Ve haff a new member mit uns zis mornink, please velcome Mr Anzonee Viener, former congressman from New York. Now, Mr. Viener...may I call you Anzonee? Yess, fine, now Anzonee, when you go home this evening I vant you to take off your clothes and stand in front of ze full length mirror and repeat 20 times out loud, "I am a good person. I haff a vunderful peeniss!"
Posted by: Dr. Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (BC3Yf)
++++
We've dealt with the former through mask mandates. "Big fuzzy mitten" mandates to "Stop The Spread" will deal with the hands problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
I've known a few bad eggs.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: rickb223
Or like your birth - screaming, kicking and covered in someone else's blood.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2021 10:03 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2021 10:03 AM (t+qrx)
Joe is their new boyfriend. He's perfect and can't ever be criticized.
/plus people dying is good for the environment, so liberals support it! Cuomo killed thousands of seniors, but liberals still love him.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:03 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: irright at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (SchQD)
/plus people dying is good for the environment, so liberals support it! Cuomo killed thousands of seniors, but liberals still love him.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:03 AM (tjZg/)
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Trump started no wars, so they hate him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
@CaliforniaPanda
"Minorities... don't know how to use, know how to get online."
@JoeBiden is perpetuating a racist trope that minorities don't know how to use the internet.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/ybaj766p
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Bmy3R)
I fear this comment will not get the credit it deserves. Genius.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (G0G8s)
Egrets?
Posted by: hogmartin
I've had a few. But too few to mention.
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Rvt88)
****
I honestly wouldn't doubt if they blame him for that.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (hsOar)
He's made a few.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (HaL55)
He's had his share of sand kicked in his face but he's come through.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)
He was as close to a real life Indiana Jones as there has ever been.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (bxPTJ)
@CaliforniaPanda
"Minorities... don't know how to use, know how to get online."
@JoeBiden is perpetuating a racist trope that minorities don't know how to use the internet.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/ybaj766p
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (cF8AT)
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"Let's make some impotent noise but fight Republicans like they want us dead!"
-The black activist left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
Except now he's saying it will be with us for another year. Maybe he just didn't get the memo yet.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:58 AM (hS+kz)
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I've been saying that we could kill this virus off for good if we just had one more national election
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (uo2jO)
I have the same question about the Cuomo as the Lincoln Project... Why? Why is the Left ravening these particular Leftists?
Not that it matters. I'm still enjoying the process. But I'm curious as to why certain factions are coming out on the wrong side of family business-settling.
In America, *every* political figure is a criminal, but it only becomes a problem for them if their faction falls out of favor for some reason.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (0WKYs)
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Gosh, I'm glad the left is working so hard to track down those White Supremacists.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (hS+kz)
Isn't a maiden technically an unmarried woman, and wouldn't it then be rather awkward if Dolly found you in bed with someone elses mouth on your private parts? You will die much sooner and probably more unpleasantly than you thought.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (VP4Cd)
How about if we're over 50 and from the part of the boot that's kicking Sicily?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 10:07 AM (Bmy3R)
My legs are buff. And my face is decent.
Not much else.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:07 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Cunning and treachery come into play here.
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at February 17, 2021 10:07 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2021 10:07 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:02 AM (G0G8s)
Egrets?
Posted by: hogmartin
I've had a few. But too few to mention.
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at February 17, 2021 10:04 AM (Rvt8
at least you did it your way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:07 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (Rvt88)
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Soon. Those brave martyrs for Gaia will be celebrated forever to show us the way to perfect resource utilization. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: dantesed at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (nxdel)
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It will be unexpectedly successful thanks to the stalwart leadership of Corn Pop's Assailant. It's amazing what new guidance around testing (to try to make it more rational) can do. The timing of that new guidance on January 20/21 is a mere coincidence, though. I assure you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (dNzKv)
Or go against one, when Death is on the line!!!
Inconceivable!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 17, 2021 10:05 AM (nxdel)
When the time is right for Covid to be declared beaten, he will say what he is told to say.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (mzC78)
Leticia James is angling to be Gov, so her loyalists have their knives out for Cuomo. It will be interesting watching this play out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Caliban at February 17, 2021 10:00 AM (HgGBT)
Losing everything we have, ending up in jail, you know the little stuff that happens to us, not dems.
Posted by: GOPe won't help us either at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (ONvIw)
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (nUhF0)
Still wear the same jeans size I did in college - 32's, and still have most of my hair. That's all I got. I ain't fat and I have most of my hair. I'll take it though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2021 10:10 AM (6iURM)
Don't wear an ID10T mask. Smile and be happy. Show others that they don't need to be oppressed. Implied in that is you're defying tyranny.
Most of all, refuse to accept the commie's "new normal." Question everything and kill your television. Live free.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:10 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:10 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (dNzKv)
Hey! I'm watching you Cat Ass....
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 10:10 AM (cF8AT)
"In Which You Get to See a Guy's Butt Instead of a Gal's tits. Also There's a Beach Involved"
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (gAMkn)
Did you read the antifa book on the Book Horde site?
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (nUhF0)
it's like Rock Hudson being gay
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (6iURM)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (d6he9)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (hS+kz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 09:58 AM (hS+kz)
Yup....they gotta bring their China Flu Scam in for a nice, soft landing. Lower this, lower that, no money now, blah blah and away it will go. Then on to the next boogeyman to scare the stupid into line.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: CN
yeah, it was a short read - did you like it?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (nUhF0)
That pesky rash cleared up.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (gPZ9i)
I untied the stranger in my closet after the 3rd day.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: GOPe won't help us either
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Heck, we've got people who will no longer post here because they know the leftists in government are making a list.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (hsOar)
There's a good reason there are button flys on both sides of dress blue bellbottoms.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (d6he9)
I don't really understand how Texas can be freezing and out of power
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM
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They made the most common fatal mistake: indulging the left.
Posted by: irright at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (hS+kz)
Doesn't that just say it all...
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (cF8AT)
They are slaves to the lying liars, the Enemy of the People, The MFM...which never told them about any of that, or if they did, they spun it in some TrumpHitler manner because they are lying liars and enemies of the people.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (d56rP)
is awol and the MSM shrugs. Trump was co ordinating assistance and the
MSM called him a mass murderer.
It's so very clear where and against whom the New American Revolution should be directed in its early stages.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)
I feel embarrassed for Texas. The state has its many faults, but it's always struck me as being a well-run state where the roads are good and the services basically work. This event puts a dent in that image.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (ATlIN)
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Perhaps you hadn't heard, but Trump said pussy.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (d6he9)
they're ass covering and manipulating the numbers to come up with that result. Anything to hide their malfeasance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (bxPTJ)
I don't really understand how Texas can be freezing and out of power
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM
They made the most common fatal mistake: indulging the left.
Posted by: irright at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (SchQD)
maybe just Bad Luck!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (d6he9)
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Did they say the cause? Was it surging load tripping circuit breakers as other sources went offline? Was it supply problems with fuel? Was it the works freezing up? Would those plants have gone offline if not for surging base load due to heating and loss of 10+% of generation capacity occurring simultaneously?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (UZVEt)
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I figured some NY internecine struggle was behind the Cuomo hit; thanks for clarification.
But, LP? It lives by large-dollar Democrat donations. All they needed to do was turn the money off, and... goodbye LP. They can't stand on their own. I feel like there's more behind that hit-job.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (0WKYs)
yeah, it was a short read - did you like it?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:11 AM (nUhF0)
Haven't read it yet, but I think I will as it probably gives more negative details than Bray's hagiographic tome.
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (TdMsT)
First chink in the armor, Ted...
Posted by: Matt Dillon at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (d56rP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (HaL55)
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*nods sagaciously*
Dog breeders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 17, 2021 10:06 AM (hS+kz)
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See also the catastrophic flooding in the midwest and upper midwest a couple of years ago or the Nashville tornado. When disasters strike the rubes, no one in the elite bubble cares. They don't even really report on it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:15 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:12 AM (d6he9)
And that, right there, is bullshit. Unexpected shutdowns of those generators are almost unheard of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:15 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:13 AM (ATlIN)
You haven't factored in the way that the GOP-e actually runs everything except the Texas Senate, and they are always all about the Grift. Which is why the old dems could turn into GOP-e republicans so easily. John Cornyn, the Bush Family machine - that's the heart of the GOP-e.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:15 AM (bxPTJ)
@TVNewsHQ
CNN's Anderson Cooper asks Joe Biden what's it like living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...
Biden: "I wake up every morning, look at Jill, and say 'where the hell are we?'"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y8bprtgx
Posted by: Tami at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (cF8AT)
*nods sagaciously*
Dog breeders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
________
I'm standing right here, you know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (ATlIN)
******
I've got two.
1. Clinodactyly
2. Intermittent strabismus
3. Idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis
Posted by: Dr. Ruth Vestheimer, diminutive sex therapist extraordinaire at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (m45I2)
But, LP? It lives by large-dollar Democrat donations. All they needed to do was turn the money off, and... goodbye LP. They can't stand on their own. I feel like there's more behind that hit-job.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (0WKYs)
I agree. I don't think it's just donks pulling the strings here.
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (ONvIw)
*nods sagaciously*
Dog breeders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets
________
I'm standing right here, you know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (ATlIN)
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He's onto us! Scatter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (m45I2)
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom
23% of our power comes from wind turbines. They are frozen solid. Take 23% of anything away and increase the load and watch the fun begin.
You could remove 23% of the hamburger meat at McDonald's, increase the customers, and wonder why they ran out of burgers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (G0G8s)
it blows my mind
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:09 AM (nUhF0)
Pretty easy.
Oblabla shutdown 3 coal burning power plants "to save the planet". And as it turns out, kill the living due to power outages when it's really hot and now really cold.
Those power plants weren't truly replaced. Just some unreliable and impractical windmills built in west Texas. On the upside, these got Guv Abbott a pretty little fake award a couple of weeks before the Freeze for being the Greenest of Them All.
FIN
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2021 10:14 AM (0WKYs)
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There are many instances of NAMBLiA. They are but one player out of many who do the same thing. I suspect that it is because the Left, now that they have won, are doing a classic gangster move after taking over a new territory: ice one of their quislings in full view of the others to make it clear under no uncertain terms who is in charge and who holds all the cards.
They're killing off one of them deliberately to put the others on notice that they will continue to do as they're told and do so more loudly and obviously than ever or they too will be killed. They're an object lesson. As to why they were selected to be the object lesson, I suspect the answer is "because they're also enormous assholes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (UZVEt)
Oil is thick in cold weather, once they stopped turning it was hard to get them going again. Even the ones still turning had issues getting the power they made to the grid with breakers tripping all over the ERCOT grid.
Perfect storm of "Meh, what's the worst that can happen".
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:18 AM (gPZ9i)
1. Clinodactyly
2. Intermittent strabismus
3. Idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis
Man, who let that highbrow humor in here? I thought we peaked with fart jokes and different words for boobs.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 17, 2021 10:18 AM (d56rP)
FWIW, the painting looks like a bad photoshop.
Both the man and woman don't seem to be "in" the sand.
Kinda like they're on a green screen background.
Otherwise, a pleasant enough painting for a doctors office.
Posted by: browndog at February 17, 2021 10:18 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2021 10:18 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 17, 2021 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
frozen solid. Take 23% of anything away and increase the load and watch
the fun begin.
You could remove 23% of the hamburger meat at McDonald's, increase the customers, and wonder why they ran out of burgers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM
Add in the fact that Texas has a gazillion people who use heat pumps and they don't work in extreme cold weather so they switch to auxiliary electric heat which increases the load even more.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (JUOKG)
And the one larger version I found is washed out with the colors, but I'm not sure if this more colorful one is more accurate or the washed out version is.
I really want to see the texture better.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (oQ94s)
Candid photos in bathing costumes, eh?
Nudge nudge wink wink
Eh?
Say. No. MORE.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (/OY1q)
Oil is thick in cold weather, once they stopped turning it was hard to get them going again. Even the ones still turning had issues getting the power they made to the grid with breakers tripping all over the ERCOT grid.
Perfect storm of "Meh, what's the worst that can happen".
Posted by: IP
You know what doesn't have a problem generating electricity in cold, wet, dry, or hot weather?
Coal.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (G0G8s)
*nods sagaciously*
Dog breeders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets________
I'm standing right here, you know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (ATlIN)
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He's onto us! Scatter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
And throw steaks out to cause the hounds to pause!
Posted by: Bete at February 17, 2021 10:20 AM (Ojki1)
Nope. The globalists are using this to usher in their dystopia and will NOT let it go. Plus big pharma needs big cash. The other day, I read that because of mutations, it will take at least 7 years to get enough people vaccinated to get herd immunity. So... sorry. Masks, "social distancing," no live events, no large parties and lockdowns are here to stay.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:20 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 17, 2021 10:20 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
And throw steaks out to cause the hounds to pause!
Serpentine!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (yQpMk)
60% of the time, I hit the center of the toilet bowl every time.
Posted by: Count de Monet THAWING in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (a0IVu)
He's saying--for Pete's sake, are you going to mad all day?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (TdMsT)
*shoots TheJamesMadison in the knee with an arrow*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (yQpMk)
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:08 AM (mzC7
Kung Flu will never be beaten. On NH teevee news last night, they were all a-flutter about a woman who tested positive for the South African variant but who had never traveled outside the US.
Masks are never going away. Large groups are a thing of the past. I keep saying this, and yet people still think Stinkfinger's handlers want the credit and photo-op of him "succeeding" where Trump "failed."
They do not want this beaten. They want you beaten.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CN
Behind the Black Mask basically talks about him being a dumbass college student until what his hardworking dad told him finally sank in, then rest of it is outlibe of antifa methods.
What Bray book?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: The Weather Channel at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (bSUVF)
*shoots TheJamesMadison in the knee with an arrow*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 17, 2021 10:21 AM (yQpMk)
Don't have to outrun the dogs. Just have to outrun the next guy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (Zm+LZ)
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This doesn't sound like Science.
I'm reporting you to HR.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (hsOar)
and decided the best way to go out was "during an adventure" and sailed
off knowing he would die.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)
Joshua Slocum too....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (G0G8s)
Yep. This will leave a mark on the Wind Biz. Glad I'm going back to building roads, less conflict.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (gPZ9i)
frozen solid. Take 23% of anything away and increase the load and watch
the fun begin.
You could remove 23% of the hamburger meat at McDonald's, increase the customers, and wonder why they ran out of burgers.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM
Add in the fact that Texas has a gazillion people who use heat pumps and they don't work in extreme cold weather so they switch to auxiliary electric heat which increases the load even more.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (JUOKG)
I suspect there will be a lot of HVAC and generator businesses seeing an increase in their workload over the next few months.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: The Weather Channel at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (bSUVF)
Stop trying to make fetch a thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:20 AM (tjZg/)
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Oh, they'll back it off a bit. They will loosen some restrictions and tell people it's normal and just how it used to be. Good for morale. This will be the fig leaf for doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:19 AM (G0G8s)
Yep. Also, uranium, fuel oil, natural gas, and water impounded behind a dam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (mzC78)
What is he doing squatting in front of her like that? Is he fondling her boobs?
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (a0IVu)
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He's the medical examiner. "Looks like her head was eaten by a giant oyster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (ATlIN)
>I could tell you, but this is a family blog.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (03n3v)
I haven't left an unintentional upper-decker in at least 2 months.
Posted by: johnd01 at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (ukNFU)
I hope that other 40% of the time is when you're standing...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (d56rP)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (hsOar)
Howdy, the COVID mRna injections are not vaccines. They're some kind of experimental, dangerous gene editing.
Lifesitenews has details on the "vaccines" and the bigger picture on COVID-19.
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:24 AM (O9w8z)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 17, 2021 10:24 AM (Ck2Vm)
What Bray book?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (nUhF0)
Antifa:The Antifascist Handbook
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:17 AM (m45I2)
I knew that was Mul
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (yrol0)
I would think that if you are depending on these bad boys to supply over 20% of your power, you would make DAMN sure that they can work in an ice storm.
Do they happen frequently down there? No.
Are they unheard of? Also no.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (9mfKN)
My coal black spite filled heart
Posted by: Downcast at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (bSUVF)
I'm taller than alexthechick!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (Q9lwr)
Low bars. But none too low for...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 17, 2021 10:24 AM (Ck2Vm)
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No. That would be "equality." "Equity" demands that resources be directed according to historical and contemporary inequalities in order to correct them.
Equality relates to opportunities.
Equity relates to outcomes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (UZVEt)
She's bragging to the family that she had a brief appearance of the Daily Show last night. *vomits*
She said the reason they had her on was to show a nice, middle-aged white woman talking about racism. Hey, idiot. You're not middle-aged. You're in your 70s.
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (nkc1K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (Q9lwr)
++++
That's only a benefit until the limbo event comes up...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:24 AM (O9w8z)
No. They are nothing of a sort. mRNA has nothing to do with gene editing. All it does is provide a blueprint for the ribosomes to make a protein.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (nkc1K)
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Democrats: where the honesty is accidental.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (q54f8)
That might last for a week or two.
And then "NEW STRAIN! Vaccine won't protect you!!!!" Must lockdown HARDER and LONGER!!!"
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (tjZg/)
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Sorry vmom, I read that wrong. I missed it and misinterpreted it.
Good thing I've never promoted myself as a smart person.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: The Weather Channel at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (bSUVF)
Oh great, now winter is creating new strains. Guess we need insulated masks.
Posted by: Bete at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (nkc1K)
At least he doesn't wake up Hunter on the other side...
Poor bastard needs his rest.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: CN
thanks
your public lib might have that one - no need to spend money
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:20 AM (tjZg/)
Local TV just reported several people who received their second shot just caught Captain Xi. It's never going to end. If they had let it run its course, it would be over by now. Instead, they want to end it for the economy, but they can't end it because big people are getting power and money.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (+4D1M)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)
I always got the impression that Slocum just wanted to get away from his 2nd wife. They were shipwrecked together once in South America and he had to build a Sampan to get back to the states. I imagine she was a bitch the whole way.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)
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In all fairness, Slocum did think he had died and gone to heaven when he stopped off in Tahiti.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (nkc1K)
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Hold my beer, from JJ's post this morning:
"It has always been as Lincoln said we have to you appear to a battle angels these guys are not and women they are in fact demented."
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (hsOar)
I cannot wait for a woke draft.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Yup. COVID-19 is an epic fraud intended to usher in The Great Reset.
The mRna injections are killing young, healthy people. The lockdowns are killing jobs, businesses, whole industries. Masks and socialist distancing are harming mental health.
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (O9w8z)
Posted by: Slider at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (d56rP)
OSHA Classifies this incident as workplace violence and fines Southern Baptist Convention $2.2 Million.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: The Weather Channel at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (bSUVF)
Stop trying to make fetch a thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:23 AM (Zm+LZ)
I...er I mean Fletch could use a new film, exploring an older version of the character.
Please, someone remember I am not dead yet.
Posted by: Chevy Chase at February 17, 2021 10:30 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2021 10:30 AM (gPZ9i)
A sportswriter for a prolific LGBTQ media outlet said recently that Fallon Fox a transgender female MMA competitor who was biologically born a male is the "bravest athlete in history."
Fox, 44, once broke a female competitor's skull during a 2014 fight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (yrol0)
And then "NEW STRAIN! Vaccine won't protect you!!!!" Must lockdown HARDER and LONGER!!!"
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (tjZg/)
What I heard was you could move freely two weeks after the second shot. Then 90 days after the second shot, you were vulnerable again. It's insane.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (+4D1M)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (Q9lwr)
Doesn't matter. It doesn't work, anyway, if you define "work" as "receiving the vaccination allows me to resume living my normal life".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (mzC78)
And then "NEW STRAIN! Vaccine won't protect you!!!!" Must lockdown HARDER and LONGER!!!"
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:27 AM (tjZg/)
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That's a distinct possibility. I think it is also possible that they'll come up with something else. Variety is the spice of life, and variety would be a good thing as they continue along.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (O9w8z)
I'm taller than alexthechick!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:25 AM (Q9lwr)
Welcome to the club!
Posted by: Brainy Smurf at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:32 AM (d6he9)
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It's not editing your natural genetics, just fortifying them.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:32 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (O9w8z)
You are being purposefully ignorant of the basic science.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:32 AM (d6he9)
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It was a peaceful bomb.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (GLv8N)
The man appears to be concerned about the lady. Depicting that FROM THE BACK was no mean feat for the artist.
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (Q9lwr)
Doesn't matter. It doesn't work, anyway, if you define "work" as "receiving the vaccination allows me to resume living my normal life".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:31 AM (mzC7
The Cat mRNA vaccine for a feline cancer proved to be 100% FATAL when the vaccinated animal was exposed to the virus.
If, just if, the Chicoms could create a perfect virus that matched the vaccine it could cause mass die off.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: CN
thanks
your public lib might have that one - no need to spend money
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby
I thought all the recommendations were to steal that book?
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 17, 2021 10:28 AM (+4D1M)
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I disagree with this in part. The data show that nothing they have done - masking, social distancing, lockdowns, curfews, etc. - actually have any effect. It essentially has been "running its course" like anything else, and nothing they have done actually changed the outcome.
So given that nothing has worked and the spread has been essentially unchecked, it is what it is. The vaccine will unlikely make a significant difference, either. It is all just an excuse to implement their desires. They could have done what they did or they could have done nothing and the outcomes disease-wise would be the same. Had they done nothing, though, we'd be much better off. Even if what they did had been effective, this disease isn't bad enough to justify it. The cure - even if it had worked - is worse than the disease.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (O9w8z)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:32 AM (d6he9)
The community center was killing homos that day and booked.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (q54f8)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (gtatv)
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That is incorrect and unhelpful. No gene editing is involved. They ARE a vaccine in that a viral spike protein is introduced into the body (using mRNA and the cell's own machinery to make the protein), in order to provoke an immune response specific to that protein.
Unknown factors include the length of time effective immunity is conferred as well as long-term possible autoimmune reactions (unintended harm caused to tissues of the body by the provoked immune response). Determining those things may take years.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:32 AM (d6he9)
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It was a peaceful bomb.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (GLv8N)
there was going to be a wedding there in an hour.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (bxPTJ)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Funeral prep continues. Now I've been asked to do the eulogy. These people just haven't learned. If anyone needs me, I'll be in Muldoon's archives.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (GnkRx)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable
whichever .. just dont let that woke antifa apologist get your money
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (nUhF0)
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There was a link from a few days ago (American Thinker) that said that quite a few of the animals that received vaccination enjoyed a cytokine storm after time had passed and then being exposed to the COVID they were vaccinated against.
But don't worry because there are no cases of that happening to humans yet.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
A draft is coming. They don't have a choice. The obvious downside to all of this ideological disruption in the military will be the temptation of the Chinese, Russians, Iranians, et al to make their move while all of this is going on. Stalin's military purges costs millions of lives.
I'll give it two years tops and then the Chinese go for Taiwan.
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (BC3Yf)
The mRna injections are killing young, healthy people. The lockdowns are killing jobs, businesses, whole industries. Masks and socialist distancing are harming mental health.
Agreed. The mRNA injections are also killing older people as well. Look for yourself at the VAERS database. Death is an adverse effect of the COVID vaccine. In fact, it is the most prevalent reported adverse effect. Almost all of the deaths are people over 40.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (2BZBZ)
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Yep. Thats 100% my favorite part.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:37 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:33 AM (hsOar)
Yep.
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:37 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (2BZBZ)
And I'm just over here with all this genetically modified food, while nobody's looking.
*tents fingers*
Posted by: hogmartin at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (BC3Yf)
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This is why any new American civil war will be won for one side or the other by a foreign power. If things get chaotic here (take the Irish Troubles as an example), someone will eventually convince himself that hitting Washington, New York, Miami, San Francisco and Los Angeles would be in his best interest because it would knock the USA off the world stage and we'd be unable to respond due to internal strife. That person may well be right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (GnkRx)
Limericks at Funerals sounds like a English dark humor comedy film.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (yrol0)
I am so anxious
told her to load up on vit D now
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (nUhF0)
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There was a link from a few days ago (American Thinker) that said that quite a few of the animals that received vaccination enjoyed a cytokine storm after time had passed and then being exposed to the COVID they were vaccinated against.
But don't worry because there are no cases of that happening to humans yet.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (hsOar)
From what I understand cytokine storms were a common consequence of past attempts at a cold vaccine.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:26 AM (Q9lwr)
Doesn't matter. It doesn't work, anyway, if you define "work" as "receiving the vaccination allows me to resume living my normal life".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If they came out with an experimental contraceptive vaccine, but after getting it, you could still get pregnant...and you still had to wear a condom, would you get it?
Sorry. That's not a vaccine in any variation of the word. Doesn't matter what the vaccine if for. Replace contraceptive with polio and condom with iron lung and it still holds true.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
The possible autoimmune reactions are the real problems for me and why I didn't get the shot. There's a lot of unanswered questions here.
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 10:34 AM (O9w8z)
Spare me your high and mighty attitude. You are spouting arrant nonsense about mRNA and the vaccine. If you don't understand what mRNA is and does, try to learn about it before you confidently proclaim that it is gene editing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:39 AM (Q9lwr)
She's bragging to the family that she had a brief appearance of the Daily Show last night. *vomits*
She said the reason they had her on was to show a nice, middle-aged white woman talking about racism. Hey, idiot. You're not middle-aged. You're in your 70s.
Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at Fe
She thinks she's going to live to be 140? So I guess racists live longer.
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:40 AM (2BZBZ)
The other day, I heard a PSA on the radio about the COVID vaccine being safe and tested. However, if you look, you can't find the results of the long term clinical trials because they were never done. How can you say this injection is safe if there are NO long term clinical trials? As I understand it, the trials that were done were did not include individuals with co-morbidities. So.. how can they claim they are safe with no long term evidence?
Hence... the deaths listed on the VAERS website.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:40 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:35 AM (m45I2)
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Which is why vaccines usually take years to get approved. The development time is not usually the majority of the exercise. It takes a long time to track consequences and find problems. That's why I am not getting it. It's been rushed, not through development necessarily but certainly through validation and effect-tracking. I am fairly low risk. I'm young. I'm overweight but have no other health problems. If I get it, it's gonna suck but I'll survive. I'll take that over a vaccine that was hurried through approval. I'll reconsider that position in a few years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (UZVEt)
This is on the Moderna vaccine but it is similar to Pfizer.
https://tinyurl.com/39rneyd4
Posted by: whig at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (pO7gM)
Referencing the unauthorized captial tour on 1/6:
A left-wing activist facing criminal charges for his involvement in the Capitol riots received $35,000 from both CNN and NBC for footage he recorded of a Trump supporter being fatally shot inside the Capitol building, according to records he filed in federal court on Tuesday.--
I've yet to see Ashli Babbitt named in any msm report to this day. She is always reduced to a descriptor, usually with negative connotations. Unpersoned.
If we had the balls of the left, Sunday brunch would be interrupted by people demanding you Say Her Name.
Our press propagandists suck. Truly awful people.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (z79tQ)
The main thing that concerns me about the mRNA vaccines is that they were approved on an emergency basis.
That means they didn't have to jump through all the hoops and conduct the tests needed for regular FDA drug approval.
And all this for a disease that's what? .02% fatal.
I know Sanofi is coming up with a traditional vaccine.
Any other companies going the traditional route with a vaccine out soon?
The other problem is that we aren't hearing real science right now. mRNA vaccines should work. But, if they're telling us all this silliness that the vaccinated need to stay quarantined cuz the vaccine won't protect them, then WTF?
Politics and science don't mix.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (dWwl8)
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It's my understanding that the paperwork you sign prior to receiving your shot is the legal document stating that you are participating in the long term trial.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:42 AM (hsOar)
(I guess if you quarantined at home for months on end, never going out, never seeing anyone, maybe that would have an effect, but such people are few, and not enough to alter the spread generally).
If it weren't for the near-total media propaganda, people would have shrugged this off and just got on with their lives.
Posted by: Revenant at February 17, 2021 10:42 AM (NJXJJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (dWwl
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Never have. Never will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:42 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 17, 2021 10:43 AM (2BZBZ)
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Stolen.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:43 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Revenant at February 17, 2021 10:42 AM (NJXJJ)
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According to Twitter posts I have read, this is simply because Western governments are too hung up on their pesky constitutions. The pandemic is really the fault of the West, because we refused to what we were told and hid behind a phony shield of "rights" and shit, both on the policy side and the compliance/people side. If we had more control over our societies like they have in Asia, this would have been over by now.
I'm not kidding. Go swimming through the Twitter cesspool, and this attitude is abundant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:44 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Politic Science Major at a small midwestern university at February 17, 2021 10:45 AM (d56rP)
I'll give it two years tops and then the Chinese go for Taiwan.
Posted by: troyriser at February 17, 2021 10:36 AM (BC3Yf)
For the most part our military will not be used, in violence, over seas. Our master's enemy is us. Now it may be used on occasion to destabilize small countries to make them easier for our master's dissect and consume.
But, generally, the part of the weapon that goes bang will be pointed inward. The left never breaks script.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:45 AM (q54f8)
Politics and science don't mix.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (dWwl
2 injections 28 days apart for 3 months protection, sounds like a lot of shots over the course of a lifetime. I'll wait.
Posted by: CN at February 17, 2021 10:46 AM (ONvIw)
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes
******
If you use a limerick in the eulogy I will give you $20 (same as in town)
Give me a topic and I'll go search my site for you, or hell, I'll even compose one specifically for the occasion if you give me one physical characteristic everybody liked about her.
(No irreverance intended)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Same thing with "global warming" / "climate change." The people wont make the "right" choices on their own, so they need to be compelled to do so by force.
Its the basis of the modern left and yeah, it's all over garbage sites like Twitter.
Posted by: Revenant at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (NJXJJ)
But, generally, the part of the weapon that goes bang will be pointed inward. The left never breaks script.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:45 AM (q54f
You could probably convince more people of the need to protect Taiwan if we had not spent the last 20 years mucking around in Afghanistan.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (9mfKN)
For the most part our military will not be used, in violence, over seas. Our master's enemy is us. Now it may be used on occasion to destabilize small countries to make them easier for our master's dissect and consume.
But, generally, the part of the weapon that goes bang will be pointed inward. The left never breaks script.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:45 AM (q54f
China might want a prestige win against us at some point to prove they're top dog and formally extract tribute.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (Zm+LZ)
'Cause we'd all be dead, our corpses rotting inside the hovels we were welded into as a "precaution."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:48 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (2SdPm)
Any other companies going the traditional route with a vaccine out soon?
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Politics and science don't mix.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:41 AM (dWwl
I think the J&J vaccine is going to be the traditional type but I could be wrong.
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)
*sings*
Don't look around Oh! Oh!
The Commissar's in town Oh! Oh! Oh!
Posted by: Coming to a Military, School, and City Near You at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:45 AM (q54f
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You mean like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ydsxnelo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 17, 2021 10:50 AM (uxJPn)
Posted by: rcocean at February 17, 2021 10:50 AM (evE25)
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And it makes your hair look terrific that's especially important with all of the barbershops and salons closed.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:50 AM (d6he9)
I'm not kidding. Go swimming through the Twitter cesspool, and this attitude is abundant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:44 AM (UZVEt)
Very serious problem __________ is because you slave caste people haven't yet kneeled down and submitted to us your masters. <- This over and over with only the blank changing. There's never a "hey, you know what would solve this, Freedom!" Nope. Kneel and sniff the glove peasant! I'll tell you why later.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 10:50 AM (q54f8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 10:22 AM (Q9lwr)
**nods**
I've read that, despite Slocum sailing alone around the world, the Spray was a very unstable, low-riding craft that only a master mariner like the Captain could handle, it being nearly impossible for anyone else to sail her.
One theory is that Slocum, running low and without lights, was run over by a frieghter somewhere out on the ocean.
I love reading about lost / mysterious ships like the Waratah and the Mary Celeste.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (2JVJo)
Try to laugh about it and use the comment from the person who added to your post. Middle Aged at 70?. Congratulations!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 17, 2021 10:50 AM (uxJPn)
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*drags and drops element in Photoshop*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (uxJPn)
Limericks at Funerals sounds like a English dark humor comedy film.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2021
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Imagine the young Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (yvr3o)
and have come to the realization that, yes, the cabal in charge are not
acting like they've won anything, rather, they are acting like they have
seized power with no intention of ever relinquishing.
We could begin to stop this today if we chose to do so. Our Founders wisely gave us the means to protect ourselves from tyranny. We have yet to use them for reasons I don't grok.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 10:47 AM (HaL55)
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Yer discounting that you were finally able to spend quality time with family.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (2SdPm)
I think the J&J vaccine is going to be the traditional type but I could be wrong.
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)
I thought I read that the J&J vaccine enters the cell's nucleus. Which you probably don't want.
Have I got that wrong?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (dWwl8)
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And it makes your hair look terrific that's especially important with all of the barbershops and salons closed.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021
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"No More Tears" COVID-19 vaccine!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:51 AM (2SdPm)
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As much as we'd like to use this argument, we can't get away with it. We despise families.
Posted by: The Left at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 17, 2021 10:53 AM (CjFDo)
Prayers offered for TX 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:49 AM (2SdPm)
Today is a grey, icey day. (Yesterday was 7 degrees but sunny with crystal blue skies) Water is still off and power intermittent, and the propane is about to run out in our little burb (no one thought to pay the minimal cost to have a scraper drive in front of the propane truck to get out here to refill). Neighbors' pipes have frozen and our pool equipment is in shambles but we won't know the full extent of damage until the thaw. At least I had power to make coffee.
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:53 AM (Ed8Zd)
They count the votes and have rigged the voting machines in key states. They are NEVER leaving.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 10:53 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: The Left at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (UZVEt)
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I know. They want you to be successful in traditional ways.
They might as well tell you to erase all individuality. Better to be miserable and unique in ways that are proven to lead to depression and angst.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
There is no "traditional" vaccine. They all work the exact same way. Isn't that what people are saying?
You get the "vaccine", you get sick, but not fully,
Isn't that the way the polio vaccine, smallpox vaccine and all the others work?
Because THAT'S the way people are claiming this shit works. That's NOT a vaccine. Not in the traditional sense of the word.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 10:54 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 10:54 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 10:55 AM (7Q7Ca)
(No irreverance intended)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Wow! I thank you in advance.
She left Oklahoma 80 years ago, but at 98 her accent was as thick as molasses.
Awesome cook.
Great seamstress.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2021 10:55 AM (GnkRx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (yvr3o)
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This reminds me. William Shatner did a spoken-work+hip-hop interpretation of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. The title of the piece is "No Tears for Caesar" and it is from the extremely weird movie called "Free Enterprise."
https://youtu.be/73tjF0bzAi4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:55 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I see you're enjoying great lemonade!
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 10:55 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 10:54 AM (7Q7Ca)
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I know you've pulled off a First FIRST!!!!, but, have you pulled off a willowed FIRST!!!! yet?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (UZVEt)
Take Miami off that list, and I'm easy to convince that would be in MY best interest!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:53 AM (Ed8Zd)
My condolences to you. It is a beautiful day here, in the shadow of Superstition Mountain. Sunshine, blue skies, nary a cloud to be seen. A little chilly in the unheated rooms of the house right now, but that will pass in an hour.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2021 10:57 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (UZVEt)
Please include Chicago, Minneapolis, Detroit, Atlanta, and maybe Philly (sorry Vmom).
Posted by: BifBewalski - Target List Update at February 17, 2021 10:57 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 10:53 AM (Ed8Zd)
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Holy cow!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:57 AM (2SdPm)
What bullshit. If we ACTUALLY had as many white supremists in this country as they SAY there are, there'd be a WHOLE lot more killing going around.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 10:58 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (2SdPm)
Or a dangerous "LAST"
Posted by: BifBewalski - try it, the ban hammer only hurts a little bit at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (VcFUs)
****
Nah, bruh. We good.
- Proud Boys leader who was revealed to be an FBI informant / double agent after the election.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: The Left at February 17, 2021 10:52 AM (UZVEt)
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You draw the line at lying about family? I had no idea you guys had limits.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BifBewalski - Target List Update
No worries ... I'll go hide near the nukular plant
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (d6he9)
I know you've pulled off a First FIRST!!!!, but, have you pulled off a willowed FIRST!!!! yet?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 10:56 AM (2SdPm)
There may be one out there somewhere, but I don't remember, honestly.
Tis a good question, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (7Q7Ca)
- Proud Boys leader who was revealed to be an FBI informant / double agent after the election.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (hsOar)
More agents than true believers in their ranks.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (9mfKN)
You get the "vaccine", you get sick, but not fully,
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And doesn't it keep your inflammation response in some kind of high alert? Inflammation overdrive? It all sounds whack-a-doo. And since my trust in anything gov't related is less than zero, and I see Big Tech slapping the face of anyone daring to question anything about it, it gives me enormous pause.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
The left's dream world is Metropolis. Lovely gardens and beautiful people for them, millions of marching, obedient, identical laboring homunculi, we.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (2JVJo)
The left's dream world is Metropolis. Lovely gardens and beautiful people for them, millions of marching, obedient, identical laboring homunculi, we.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (2JVJo)
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You sure it's not The Passion of Joan of Arc?
A corrupt aristocracy destroying a strong and independent woman for not following their rules?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (2JVJo)
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It's the irony of "The Time Machine." We're going to get Morlocks and Eloi, but it won't be those nasty industrialists and capitalists that did it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (UZVEt)
I saw that story. Because the city plowtrucks can't get down the narrow back streets, they won't even plow the wide back streets. Wouldn't want to upset the people on narrow streets.
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (Ck2Vm)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021
***
"The vaccine costs a little more . . . but I'm worth it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (yvr3o)
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/02/16/politifact-
debunks-the-story-that-president-biden-planned-the-
winter-storm-as-an-attack-on-texas/
(remove extra spaces)
They're sure got some big brains on the left, don't they?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 10:38 AM (UZVEt)
Don't forget Boston. Just give me advance warning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (m45I2)
I think a shot of Penicillin will take care of that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:00 AM (2JVJo)
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Someone should make a movie about that.
Posted by: Stepford Famillies at February 17, 2021 11:01 AM (2SdPm)
Some folks here sound like Eric Swallwell but in the opposite direction.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (VP4Cd)
I thought the J&J vaccine would be safer; not really sure now, since adenovirus vaccines have not gone through extensive clinical trials.
Posted by: shibumi at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (tjZg/)
I saw that story. Because the city plowtrucks can't get down the narrow back streets, they won't even plow the wide back streets. Wouldn't want to upset the people on narrow streets.
Posted by: Bastard Biden
There is no downside for Portland getting *exactly* what they voted for over the years.
Good and hard.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (UgPlq)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 10:59 AM (m45I2)
I think a shot of Penicillin will take care of that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2021
***
"I was injured in the portico."
"Sounds painful. I had a splinter there once."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:03 AM (yvr3o)
it's sad to see how many public services fail when there's a few bad weather days.
PAY MORE!!!! WE'LL TRY TO SUCK THAT MUCH MORE!!!!
Ercot, or whatever, should be hung by the neck until dead for what they've done to Texas. Oh, and they ARE asking to raise rates "due to an increase in demand."
Here, enjoy this nice bag of dicks. They're infected!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:03 AM (7Q7Ca)
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Sorry to hear, but glad you're physically well.
Snarky question to nobody in particular: Those battery powered snow scrapers are going to be something to see, aren't they?
Serious statement: Frozen pipes, repairs, burst everything, etc. etc. As we constantly remind the little children who don't understand actual science, there is no free lunch. Everything is a trade off. How much carbon will be produced producing, transporting, repairing, and disposing of what was intact and long-lasting personal-level infrastructure?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:03 AM (hsOar)
Good and hard.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (gtatv)
Well if it is not the consequences of my own actions...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:03 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (UgPlq)
We're still bouncing. About 40 minutes on, 40+ minutes off. Although, we've been up for more than an hour this round.
Hope I didn't jinx it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:04 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:05 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:05 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 17, 2021 11:05 AM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:02 AM (VP4Cd)
That was rather uncouth of me. You're right, but need to be told that. I really don't want my country wrecked by civil, total, or nuclear warfare. I do want lefty to wise up and stop damaging our country though.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks
This needs a billboard on major freeways.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:04 AM (7Q7Ca)
Call me
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (Q9lwr)
I mean, those rich bastards showing off their wealth by paying taxes.
Clearly, nobody should pay taxes to avoid the shame.
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (Ck2Vm)
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (XxJt1)
https://tinyurl.com/cu3ukcpm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:05 AM (VP4Cd)
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Good for them. Nice story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Sponge
Didn't Ercot go 'green' (for some variable of green) due to laws passed by Austin?
So, just like PG&E in California they power companies get ordered to commit suicide and then people castigate them for following the laws passed by politicians who are being generously rewarded by those *green* companies.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (UgPlq)
Power's out again.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (7Q7Ca)
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Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
The LP thought since both they and the Left hated Trump, they were friends. They thought wrongly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (E+OcO)
https://tinyurl.com/13jvlkh3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (9mfKN)
Mains? They're deep.
It's the run from your well or from the city to your house that aren't very deep.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:04 AM (7Q7Ca)
Call me
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (Q9lwr)
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I suspect it is no longer an issue.....
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (2SdPm)
Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
Green energy can horsefuck.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (7Q7Ca)
Yes, brother; We here all want that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (VP4Cd)
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I haven't looked at it in years, but IIRC those are supposed to be 12" below the frost line.
I bet that is strictly adhered to by men with shovels.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (hsOar)
Sewing:
At the Seamstress convention, Aunt Flo
Gave the keynote address, don't ya know?
The thread of her speech
Had a lesson to teach
"Be careful, or you'll Rip what you Sew!"
(RIP may not be right for a funeral celebration)
I'll see what I can come up with for Oklahoma
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks
you must understand, it's not actually about carbon at all. it's about all the grift that can be skimmed off the action.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (UgPlq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 17, 2021 11:05 AM (Ks/+3)
War Room is my go-to every day. Mike Lindell was on this morning, and is putting up a 30 minute version of his film at his website today, that just shows all the election fraud. He's begging Dominion to come at him.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (d6he9)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (Q9lwr)
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I suspect it is no longer an issue.....
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (2SdPm)
Yes. That made it punch me in the stomach from the inside.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (UgPlq)
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Yeah, but do you have enough heat to thaw the doves so they can be prepared?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (O9w8z)
https://stormcenter.oncor.com/
Posted by: BifBewalski - Oncor Power Outage Map at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (VcFUs)
I haven't looked at it in years, but IIRC those are supposed to be 12" below the frost line.
I bet that is strictly adhered to by men with shovels.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (hsOar)
Frost depth is a nebulous concept that is set by the local Authority Having Jurisdiction (per IBC). If they get around to it, that is.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (UgPlq)
Thanks, but too late.
We're powerless again......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (7Q7Ca)
I would take that report about the junk not being seaworthy with a grain of salt. My husband owned a Chinese junk, long before he met me. He was working in the shipyards and met a Korean that had worked on junks. They are built completely different from our seagoing boats, but it does not mean they aren't seaworthy.
He sold it after his son was born. The guy that bought it had it rebuilt as a modern style boat. It weakened it and it could not longer go out in deep water. But it still crops up for sale. Boat was called Phai Lon.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
What happened is the same reason PG&E burned up all those areas. When you spend all that money on expensive renewables, you leave the rest of your equipment on the ragged edge. And then in extreme events they fail.
Posted by: Loki at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (KqiMr)
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Yep. Like Pelosi's "questionable" investments or Georgia Republicans on elections, no one in power gives the first tiniest shit about America. They see opportunities for themselves and their families to make massive returns on investments. Nothing more.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: gurugram escorts at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (8DLoO)
The LP thought since both they and the Left hated Trump, they were friends. They thought wrongly.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2021 11:08 AM (E+OcO)
And it's primarily stupid because as a logical problem the solution is necessarily indeterminate. Both are enemies. You still have to choose between two and both were already your enemy.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (q54f8)
*****
Well, truth be told, he was in a pond in his backyard.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 11:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 17, 2021 11:12 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (9mfKN)
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I'd love to see all the updated information from Democrat cities over the last twenty years. Surely they've made science-driven adjustments for global warming, right?
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:12 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:10 AM (ptqGC)
I thought they were already suing him? Or was he not named in the initial suit?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (7Q7Ca)
I bet that is strictly adhered to by men with shovels.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:09 AM (hsOar)
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Ground tends to shift over time. So, what was originally buried deep enough can become too close to the surface. Also, in northern climates, MN, specifically, snow acts as an insulator, preventing the frost line from going to deep. However, what can and has happened, is weeks of sub zero weather, coupled with no snow, will drive the frost line deep enough to freeze pipes, even though they are buried per code.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (UgPlq)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:14 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 11:14 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (7Q7Ca)
I don't think he's been named...yet.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:14 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2021 11:14 AM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021
***
It may be an improvement over lace wigs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:14 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (ptqGC)
Sure looks that way. America sure is teh secksy. Everybody wants to screw us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:12 AM (hsOar)
Data is Rayciss!!!! Don't you know that????
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (bxPTJ)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:13 AM (ptqGC)
It seems fitting. Full circle from lacewigs and machines for sale.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Loki at February 17, 2021 11:11 AM (KqiMr)
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PG&E was also prevented from maintaining their equipment, along with trimming back trees along powerline right of ways.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)
So very very close...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021
***
No matter the price, not much can beat a fair-skinned redhead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (UgPlq)
There's an older couple down the street from me where the ambulance showed up yesterday evening. I don't know why, but I know this isn't helping things
Ercot needs to be put out of business and someone with a fucking BRAIN that DOESN'T buy into this whole AGW bullshit and can provide me POWER when I need it.
We have more natural resources than most places on EARTH. This is unacceptable.
Abbott needs to be held accountable for this as well. He signed off on the boondoggle.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (ptqGC)
The best "solution" to any problem is the one that creates more problems and more of a need for "solutions".
Posted by: banana Dream at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (q54f8)
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With tanlines.
I'd need to cash out some investments.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Loki
Not completely.
The laws stipulated that PG&E were not allowed to cut back the growth from around the lines as well.
Lots of fuel for the fire.
(I may have that wrong... it might be that with all the money mandated on *green* spending they didn't have the funds to keep the encroaching greenery in check.)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 11:15 AM (HaL55)
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LOL!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:17 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)
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Missed it by >< that much...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (GLv8N)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (7Q7Ca)
Really curious as to who signed off on the idea that windmills in TX did not need the heaters that get used on windmills in states to the north.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (dfRN6)
So very very close...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (9mfKN)
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That's what SHE said.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (dfRN6)
I wonder how much the suits that run that outfit made in their bonus' this quarter? Enough to perform needed maintenance?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (HaL55)
We have more natural resources than most places on EARTH. This is unacceptable.
Abbott needs to be held accountable for this as well. He signed off on the boondoggle.
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You know what's coming. The only path forward is much greater investment in this to insure it doesn't happen again in the future.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (UgPlq)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (UgPlq)
Has Brody ventured out yet?
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (XxJt1)
Everyone is treating as though its the first time ever but I'm curious if it's a normal part of bad weather.
Posted by: MJ at February 17, 2021 11:19 AM (gAMkn)
Heat pumps are stupid unless you live somewhere that NEVER gets below 40F.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at February 17, 2021 11:20 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2021 11:20 AM (nGRyX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:20 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (hsOar)
Investment must be code for government regulation
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 17, 2021 11:20 AM (9mfKN)
She left home in an old prairie schooner
But the decades away they didn't ruin 'er
Her Okie spirit wasn't broken
She still remained Plains spoken
Glad she left us rather later than Sooner
(These may go better at a wake than a funeral!)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
Everyone is treating as though its the first time ever but I'm curious if it's a normal part of bad weather.
Posted by: MJ
Depends what part of the country your in.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 17, 2021 11:21 AM (nGRyX)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 17, 2021 11:16 AM (ptqGC)
Hello sweet friend!! We are hanging in there. My family in Texas isn't doing so well- yesterday my brother said all the toilets in his house were frozen. They brought as many of the farm animals in as they could, so he's shivering on the couch with goats, calves and the dogs.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2021 11:21 AM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (bxPTJ)
Somewhere, Hank Hill smiles
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021 11:21 AM (E/Lwd)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 17, 2021 11:21 AM (UgPlq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 17, 2021 11:18 AM (HaL55)
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The story is, the transformer that failed that caused a really bad fire, I don't remember which one, PG&E had been trying, for a year, to get permission to go in and replace it.
Not that I think PG&E is pure as the driven snow, but, they are trying to do business in CA.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:21 AM (2SdPm)
I saw this play out today on the Twats. Someone mentioned Trump starting no wars, and several angry libs were "but but but he cancelled the Iran deal and bombed their austere religious scholar! there should've been a war but he lucked out!".
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2021 11:22 AM (ZGrMX)
lower below freezing temps, 20 degrees Friday night, then 40's starting Saturday for a few days.
God have mercy.
Posted by: Count de Monet THAWING in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 17, 2021 11:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 17, 2021 11:07 AM (bxPTJ)
Somewhere, Hank Hill smiles
Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2021
***
"Propane and propane accessories."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 17, 2021 11:23 AM (yvr3o)
"Don't worry baby, I'll tell everyone you were untouchable!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 17, 2021 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Was that the Paradise fire?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 17, 2021 11:27 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks at February 17, 2021 11:27 AM (hsOar)
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2021 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: creeper at February 17, 2021 11:06 AM (XxJt1)
With no pressure in the mains, you will have to boil your water for a while after it comes back.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 17, 2021 11:34 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Saf at February 17, 2021 11:48 AM (/N+d8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 17, 2021 11:27 AM (SchxB)
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Possibly. There have been so many fires, one loses track. I'd also like to ask these idiots who blame these fires on global warming, that, if that's the case, then why not do a bit of mitigation so as to limit the amount of damage caused by fire?
Yeah yeah, I know, common sense eludes the global warming cultists.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 17, 2021 11:51 AM (2SdPm)
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