Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Of course I was exposed to nicotine and caffeine.

New research finds caffeine consumed during pregnancy can change important brain pathways that could lead to behavioral problems later in life. Researchers in the Del Monte Institute for Neuroscience at the University of Rochester Medical Center (URMC) analyzed thousands of brain scans of nine and ten-year-olds, and revealed changes in the brain structure in children who were exposed to caffeine in utero.

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The Saturday Morning Joke

Bob lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist and was defeated in the House of Representatives election. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Bob drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Bob from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

This is to be expected from a California Democrat.

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Rules? Of course there are rules!
1) No pulling the 'ettes hair.
2) No running with sharp objects.
3) Chew with your mouths closed.
4) Be nice to one another.
5) Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:00 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 13, 2021 09:01 AM (TdMsT)

2 OCD...like gotta' have 2-3 cups every morning?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 09:02 AM (AwYPR)

3 Almost fir4st...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2021 09:03 AM (PoqRU)

4 Oh well...
Good morning!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 13, 2021 09:03 AM (PoqRU)

5 Good Saturday morning, horde!

Snowing again. Good day to stay inside.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:03 AM (OX9vb)

6 Daytona 500 is tomorrow!!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 09:04 AM (yrol0)

7 I started smokin real young, stunted my growth. I shoulda been like 6-10 instead of 6-5

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 09:04 AM (9d4A3)

8 My ungrateful hound dog refuses to learn to make a pot of coffee. I'm starting ro suspect that we've been successfully domesticated...by dogs.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 13, 2021 09:05 AM (5v49m)

9 I will put the 500 on tomorrow as a middle finger to the environmentalists and globull warming asshats everywhere.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (3H9h1)

10 To follow up on one of Fen's comments from the previous thread: never put anything on video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (7faTs)

11 April--I hope it doesn't snow here. I'm driving out of town to my oldest grandlovie's birthday party. All four of my lovies will be there.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (TdMsT)

12 @2. Already on third cup. Waiting for more snow.

Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (clrTA)

13 Good Saturday morning all! Nice first there Ladyl!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (nxdel)

14 7 I started smokin real young, stunted my growth. I shoulda been like 6-10 instead of 6-5
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 09:04 AM (9d4A3)

I'm the shortest of all my siblings. I always wonder if it was because I started smoking in my teens. I thought girls were pretty much as tall as they were going to be by the time they're 16 though. Not sure.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (OX9vb)

15 Of course I was exposed to nicotine and caffeine.

Behavioral problems huh? *tugs on an Ette's ponytails*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (F0YaR)

16 I did not start smoking until I turned 21. Enjoyed the hell out of it, but vaping is a better alternative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (7faTs)

17 First pot made.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (Rvt88)

18 Safe travels today, then, Ladyl. I don't think we're supposed to get any accumulation until Monday.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (OX9vb)

19 I needs me on of the t-shirts with the turn table on last nights ONT!

Posted by: sTevo at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (CfFsY)

20 I did not start smoking until I turned 21. Enjoyed the hell out of it, but vaping is a better alternative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM

I didn't start smoking until I got on the bus to go to Army boot camp in July 75. They handed each one of us a carton of cigarettes and a bible.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 09:08 AM (JUOKG)

21 Not really surprising that coffee and nicotine exposure in the womb you be harmful. My wife didnt drink any coffee while pregnant. She was rather grumpy in the morning lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:08 AM (ruhIA)

22 5 Of course I was exposed to nicotine and caffeine.

Behavioral problems huh? *tugs on an Ette's ponytails*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (F0YaR)

Me problems? Go fuck yourself

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2021 09:09 AM (aA3+G)

23 18 Safe travels today, then, Ladyl. I don't think we're supposed to get any accumulation until Monday.
Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:07 AM (OX9vb)

It looks like the weather on Monday will suck here..

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 13, 2021 09:09 AM (TdMsT)

24 All you need,ister Scott. (And yes, I just said that like Capt Kirk in my head.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:09 AM (7faTs)

25 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 09:09 AM (EZebt)

26 {{{Jewells}}}

We need a mome!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (TdMsT)

27 Darn phone. 'Mister Scott'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (7faTs)

28 We need a mome!

Oh don't I know it!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (nxdel)

29 34 and light rain...looks like some frozen on bamboo, but I don't wanna go outside to confirm....forecast high today 39...forecast low tonight 39

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 09:10 AM (AwYPR)

30 26 here according to my car. And foggy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:11 AM (7faTs)

31 Weather is strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:11 AM (7faTs)

32 I started smoking in college. And quit shortly after graduation. Decades later I will still occasionally have a craving for one when I drink coffee or beer. Helluva fucking drug that is.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:12 AM (ruhIA)

33 Damn. Too cold to even smoke my morning cigar on the dog walk today. I've never seen 'em take care of business so quickly and want to go back home!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 13, 2021 09:13 AM (CWMF2)

34 I just always loved the smell of tobacco. Fresh pack after you rip off the foil. That first one out of the box. Been 10 years and I can still remember like it was yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:13 AM (7faTs)

35 A lot of Ettes are carrying these days so use caution before pulling their pigtails. May want to start with a quick pat down instead.

Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 09:14 AM (UWrBq)

36 Ajax is still offended that the grass has been turned into ice razors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 09:14 AM (7faTs)

37 Given the cold blast, there surely has to be an Al Gore sponsored even on global warming this weekend.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:14 AM (ruhIA)

38 I've been cutting back on caffeine. When I do this, I appreciate each cup so much more.

Posted by: m at February 13, 2021 09:14 AM (OnL1m)

39 I actually smoked my first joint before my first cigarette, got drunk the first time a couple months later at 13

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 09:15 AM (9d4A3)

40
I didn't start smoking until I got on the bus to go to Army boot camp in July 75. They handed each one of us a carton of cigarettes and a bible.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Boot camp they said "If you got'em smoke'em, the rest of you keep working".
Quit 18m later.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 13, 2021 09:16 AM (gtatv)

41 32 I started smoking in college. And quit shortly after graduation. Decades later I will still occasionally have a craving for one when I drink coffee or beer. Helluva fucking drug that is.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:12 AM (ruhIA)

I quit in my early 20s. But sometimes, I get a whiff of second-hand smoke and it is so pleasant--scent memories. Fresh smoke on a cold day takes me back to certain days and friends in high school. I just enjoy it and move on.

I'm fortunate that I don't have strong addictions to things (well, except potato chips, but that's another matter). It wasn't hard for me to quit.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:16 AM (OX9vb)

42 Exposure commie asshole can lead to behavior problems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 09:16 AM (VVEnO)

43 ♫ Good Morning! 😨 Saturday Morning! ♫

Coldest days ahead ✔
Huge blizzard coming ✔
Hot water line broke last night ✔
Of course.

On the other hand, there's this big flaming ball rising in the east, something unseen in so long I forget what you call it. Soon, seen, sine, something like that.

🌞

Posted by: mindful webworker
~25 years of webworks
at February 13, 2021 09:16 AM (90cx5)

44 A lot of Ettes are carrying these days so use caution before pulling their pigtails. May want to start with a quick pat down instead.

Posted by: 4thewin at February 13, 2021 09:14 AM (UWrBq)

Oh, I put on body armor first. And running shoes.

And patdowns? Only if they ask me to.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 09:17 AM (F0YaR)

45 Wear your masks (all 3 now), caffeine, nicotine and negative comments on our theft of the election are verboten. Don't forget to stock up on overpriced /heavily taxed weed and alcohol at your State Sanctioned Outlet. Have a good day citizen.

Posted by: Big Brother at February 13, 2021 09:17 AM (cCxiu)

46 No brakes. Dog on slippery ice. It made me smile and the dog was o.k.:

https://tinyurl.com/3wp2xt8j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:18 AM (VP4Cd)

47
My sister sent me a link to the caffeine article which I ignored. Our Mom smoked and drank coffee like a fiend her entire life. My sister became a radical Social Democrat leftist, while I'm a middle-of-the-road laid-back conservative.

Time for another study at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 13, 2021 09:18 AM (N/gDA)

48 I got a picture of my mom while she was pregnant with me standing with my brother and sister.

She was smoking a heater and drinking a manhattan.

The horror, the horror.....

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2021 09:19 AM (R/m4+)

49 We haven't seen the "sun" in a week. And, yea, we're expecting a significant winter weather event. Sounds real ominous when you say it like that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:20 AM (3H9h1)

50 So what's this I hear about Fenelon trying to pick up a chick at a restaurant? WTF? Next thing you know she will be wearing birkenstocks and driving a Subaru.

I blame Scogg. He pushed her over the edge.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:20 AM (3DZIZ)

51 I may be in the minority but I like cold weather. I will take a bright sunny day when the temp is 10 degrees with no humidity vs a 40 degree damp overcast day. Especially after a big snowfall. Sunny weather with a lot of snow on the ground is beautiful.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:21 AM (ruhIA)

52 It is 70 and pouring rain here.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:22 AM (3DZIZ)

53 Mom was and is a teetotaler, but coffee and cigs? *nods*

I smoked my first cig at age 11.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 09:23 AM (F0YaR)

54 The North American Man Boy Lincoln Association is falling apart. Three posts on Twitchy. Some highlights: Steve Schmidt repeatedly stated that the purpose of the NAMBLA was to create "generational wealth". Also, he's the real victim. They hired liberal staffers who didn't care for the hostile work environment calling everyone pussies and cocksuckers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 09:24 AM (VVEnO)

55 My WWII vet uncle had a lung and a quarter removed because of cancer back in the sixties between when I was 12 and 14. He kept smoking and died. Impressed young me enough that I couldn't start smoking.

Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2021 09:24 AM (clrTA)

56
I blame Scogg. He pushed her over the edge.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:20 AM (3DZIZ)

No, Scoggy didn't do that. He has some rather endearing qualities and I tell him when I'm tired of, "Can you guess which new nic I'm posing under today?!! Still have the same car I've had since 2003. I may have to be careful where I take it, though, because I still have a "Pray for 45" from the summetime bumpersticker on the back and I intend to keep it on there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:24 AM (VP4Cd)

57 MisHum accomplished! Finally got through to the thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:24 AM (d6he9)

58 The Democrat party is undergoing their first molting phase after the election. The first layer of skin to go is the the never Trump grifters like the Lincoln Project - now as useless as dead skin, the Lincoln Projects will known issues are finding sunlight. Next up, the wine aunts who always think they are an order of magnitude more important than they are. They will be the first to bitch about rising gas prices only to find out their energy opinion is as valuable as their thoughts on Twitter civility.

Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (zTXFv)

59 I am thinking of getting one of them vacuum coffee maker. Not that I need one, but it looks cool.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (zr5Kq)

60 Both my parents smoked. My mother smoked about a half pack a day until she passed. I never took up the habit. That being said, I did take up cigars, but I only smoke one a day, typically before dinner with my cocktails. I'm thinking of switching to after dinner, but I'd have to bathe before bedtime as my wife hates the smell. I also smoke outside, and currently it sort of sucks to be outside.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (3H9h1)

61 Posted by: Martini-Farmer

Hey Martini-Farmer, I saw on the EMT you were looking for something for your garage door seal. We just use car anti-freeze on them, just wipe it down with that.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (qH6FZ)

62 I will put the 500 on tomorrow as a middle finger to the environmentalists and globull warming asshats everywhere.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:06 AM (3H9h1)

BLM spokesboy Bubba Wallace prevents me from doing that.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (8k7U7)

63 Scent memories. I used to love the smell of diesel exhaust on cold mornings walking into the truck stop. It got my blood up and made me want to fill my thermos, climb up in the cab, put it in gear and pound on down the highway. When I was young I had a really bad case of wander lust.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (VNmG1)

64 Unlike last week, we have options under these rules. Just slide the end of that pigtail into the inkwell, without pulling on it, and we're good.

Excellent!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (wrlj3)

65 59 I am thinking of getting one of them vacuum coffee maker. Not that I need one, but it looks cool.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (zr5Kq)

They make great coffee.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (lgiXo)

66 Posted by: Montesquieu's Big Idea at February 13, 2021 09:25 AM (zTXFv)

Molting phase. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (VP4Cd)

67 French toast and maple syrup, bacon, scrambled eggs and black coffee. All prepared with the energy from a lithium ion battery not in a Tesla automobile. With salt and pepper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (03n3v)

68 We haven't seen the "sun" in a week. And, yea,
we're expecting a significant winter weather event. Sounds real ominous
when you say it like that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:20 AM (3H9h1)

Where are you located, Martini Farmer? From the sound of your forecast, I hope it's not by me.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (45fpk)

69 Steve Schmidt repeatedly stated that the purpose of the NAMBLA was to create "generational wealth".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 09:24 AM (VVEnO)

In other words it was a money grubbing scam.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (gAFsE)

70 Scogg is a dick. Every time he feels down on himself and his life, he comes here an tries to prop himself up by insulting people. He is a troll.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:27 AM (zr5Kq)

71 A coffee maker that vacuums the house? Fuckin Eh. Sign me up.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:28 AM (ruhIA)

72 WV,KY looks no good on radar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2021 09:28 AM (jl3uD)

73 2 cups of coffee consumed a bit after 1am when the 12lb (after trimming) brisket went on the pellet smoker.

I think I need more, actually I *know* I need more.
binab

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 13, 2021 09:28 AM (gtatv)

74 Especially after a big snowfall. Sunny weather with a lot of snow on the ground is beautiful.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:21 AM (ruhIA)

No offense, but you're out of your gourd.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:29 AM (45fpk)

75 They make great coffee.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (lgiXo)

Definitely a weekend thing.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)

76 Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:27 AM (zr5Kq)

He can be annoying and sometimes like to poke people just o get a reaction, but he said yesterday he likes to get discussions going and cares about real concerns of people.

However, if he were my kid and I was his mom he'd spend a lot of time on "time out."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:29 AM (VP4Cd)

77 52 It is 70 and pouring rain here.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:22 AM (3DZIZ)

What did you do to either piss off or please the Heeb Weather Controllers LLC?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 13, 2021 09:29 AM (s2VJv)

78 via Powerline's Week in Pictures (it's all I ever look at there lol):

https://tinyurl.com/1c2x60lg

Note that the guy that bought it is from Florida.

I'm so jealous...

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2021 09:29 AM (F0YaR)

79 Currently -3 here along the Front Range with a wind chill of -14. Sometime later I'm going to have to make a beer run.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (VNmG1)

80 A coffee maker that vacuums the house? Fuckin Eh. Sign me up.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:28 AM (ruhIA

haha

No. It's a contraption I've seen in old movies, 1930s-40s. They are making a comeback.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (zr5Kq)

81 Mornin' again, all,

Just finished my early morning pipe of chocolate-maple tobacco. The pipes in my collection date to the mid- and late '80s, and the 'baccy I haven't touched since 2004 or so, yet it's still pretty good. Stuff smells great and even tastes good.

I was tempted way back on Christmas Eve to pull out a pipe, but didn't get to it until last month. Have to be careful around the cats, though: I smoked mostly outdoors, and it's chilly today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (lSpWa)

82 74

None taken. And I am very much on my gourd thank you very much.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (ruhIA)

83 Good morning!

I'll be off shortly to pick up the new doggeh, a 9mo Russell Terrier, from the breeder.

I still find the inability to find a small rescue dog to be annoying, but the choice of senior chihuahuas or "small" terrier mixes that look exactly like pitbulls made it impossible. Also, over the past 4 weeks I "applied" for dozens of small dogs, but was disappointed every time as they went to others...and I was redirected to pitbulls, as if I needed to prove something to the broads running the rescues. Mostly I got no notification as all, but saw the "adopted" line added to every small dog within about 24h.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

84 Diesel exhaust is the smell of shit gettin' done.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (3DZIZ)

85 KY looks no good on radar.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2021 09:28 AM (jl3uD)

And their jelly sucks too!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (yrol0)

86 It is 70 and pouring rain here.

That's 69 degrees warmer than where I am. Plus snow.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (45fpk)

87 Somebody in the last thread mentioned a National Day of Mask Protest on 2/28? Is that really a thing? If so, and I can find out more about it, I'll make up some flyers and spread 'em around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 09:31 AM (lSpWa)

88 He can be annoying and sometimes like to poke people just o get a reaction, but he said yesterday he likes to get discussions going and cares about real concerns of people.

==

He does not. If he cared, he would stop doing what made him a bannable troll in the first place. He does not give a shit about anyone but himself.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:31 AM (zr5Kq)

89 The main roads are somewhat normal after the 2 inches of sleet/snow/ice Wed. Calling for 7 in Su-Mo then another 7 Wed-Thu.

Debating whether to go look for ice melt or salt at store. Or I could just wait for spring.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 13, 2021 09:31 AM (ju2Fy)

90 CN - Enjoy your new pup, and don't forget the indestructible toys!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk)

91 Good morning all. Snowy here.

Gonna go make myself a damn fine cup of coffee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (Dc2NZ)

92 A coffee maker that vacuums the house? Fuckin Eh. Sign me up.
---------
The sandwich-maker attachment is great too but it costs extra.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (d6he9)

93 Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

Congratulations; I hope your new doggy brings you much joy and I'm sorry about the hassles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (VP4Cd)

94 Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:31 AM (zr5Kq)

He asked very nicely about my son and gave some encouragement and I appreciated that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:33 AM (VP4Cd)

95 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 09:31 AM (lSpWa)

That's a great idea!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:34 AM (VP4Cd)

96 90 CN - Enjoy your new pup, and don't forget the indestructible toys!
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (45fpk)

Yep, I bought new orbies and kongs for him and plenty of chews. I have a "booster seat" in the car and a nice harness. As soon as I get home I will finish the insurance purchase.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:34 AM (ONvIw)

97 > 61 68
Antifreeze... we've got cats and unless what I've got or can get is nontoxic I'll have to go with something else. Teflon has been suggested as being very good for this purpose.

I'm south of Louisville, not far from Fort Knox. We just went through a moderate ice storm. I have about a quarter to half inch of ice on every surface that's not covered. That accumulation is over a few days and not all at once.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (3H9h1)

98 This is going from bad to worse....

@Pimpernell13

Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal

NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/y5y3q6sv

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

99 I'm just seeing that thing in the sidebar. "Cancel Mickey Mao." Hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (VP4Cd)

100 Weird case around here. Body found inside a parked school bus (ordinary big, yellow one) this morning but cops haven't released any more info yet.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (d6he9)

101 Congratulations; I hope your new doggy brings you much joy and I'm sorry about the hassles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:32 AM (VP4Cd)

Thanks. Rescue ladies seem to have the karen bug bad. And I haven't even mentioned the more personally intrusive ones.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (ONvIw)

102 A detective in Seattle has been cancelled and fired for posting a meme on Facebook that All Lives Splatter. This was accompanied by a pic of a BLM/Antifa thug getting run down by a car as the driver was escaping the mob.

There will be no dissent comrades.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (ruhIA)

103 May have already been posted, but I think it's a Babylon Bee classic:

"The nation is preparing to celebrate a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year."

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (45fpk)

104 They opened indoor dining back up here Thursday, I might go out to eat for the first time since Oct this weekend

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (9d4A3)

105 It's a contraption I've seen in old movies, 1930s-40s. They are making a comeback.
Posted by: runner

Steampunk coffee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (VVEnO)

106 Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:34 AM (ONvIw)

Sounds like you're preparing well and looking forward. Do you have to go far to get him?. What's his name?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (VP4Cd)

107 NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/y5y3q6sv
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

Long suspected the donks had the Russian ties, aleays projecting

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (ONvIw)

108 As for me and smoking: I grew up around my mother's Pall Malls. Turned me off to cigarettes, despite my ficiional heroes James Bond and Ellery Queen both being slaves to the weed. Sometime in '84 I got the notion to try a a pipe. I liked the scent and the mild physiological lift it gave me, and the pipes were gorgeous sculptures in wood and were fun to collect.

When the Nicotine Nazis began shutting down smoking in bars and restaurants, I gave it up. Also because it's too hot most of the year to wear a jacket in which I could carry the pipe and pouch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (lSpWa)

109 For years, I was numero uno - worst amendment ever! Then that pesky 16th came along and took my place until I created abortion rights and gay marriage, and then people figured out how bad 17 was - but I am making a comeback baby!

Posted by: The 14th Amendment at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (QgW45)

110 GnuBreed, he's gonna go bankrupt trying to feed that monster. But he will be the baddest dude on the block. Florida Man, bringing the heat!

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (VNmG1)

111 Rescue ladies seem to have the karen bug bad.

Rescue ladies are the absolute worst.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk)

112 Staying so cold here in NE Texas for so long my heat pump is falling way behind. Used to be in the winter you had to crank the heat up to 74+ degrees to get the "auxiliary heat" indicator to come on. Today it came on at a 70 degree setting.

I expect by the end of next week it will be down to 64 degrees when the indicator comes on.

My electric bill is gonna be sky high this month.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (JUOKG)

113 After the rain clears up it is supposed to get up to 80 this afternoon.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (3DZIZ)

114 He touched my pee-pee!

Posted by: Steve "Cock Curious" Schmidt at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (vGJY7)

115
Sounds like you're preparing well and looking forward. Do you have to go far to get him?. What's his name?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (VP4Cd)

We'll be keeping the name the breeder gave him, Bogie. Breeder is also a trainer and at 9 months he's surely accustomed to it.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (ONvIw)

116 Cameron Williams, a BLM activist who was charged last summer for rioting has been terminated from his job working at a public library in Tennessee. After an investigation it was found that he stole the library's conservative books and set them on fire.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

117 84 Diesel exhaust is the smell of shit gettin' done.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (3DZIZ)

A few years back, when I worked for a shovel and rake company, I was talking with a customer about asphalt tools. I mentioned I could never do asphalt work because I can't tolerate the smell.

He said, "I love it! Smells like money!"

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 09:38 AM (OX9vb)

118 As always progressive scum project. If they accuse Trump of being a Russian stooge then there is a 99.9% chance they are Russian stooges themselves.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:38 AM (ruhIA)

119 Nobody nooded

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:38 AM (z+k4Z)

120 64 Unlike last week, we have options under these rules. Just slide the end of that pigtail into the inkwell, without pulling on it, and we're good.

Excellent!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2021 09:26 AM (wrlj3)

I do enjoy watching the wheels turn as you folks think outside the box

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2021 09:38 AM (aA3+G)

121 111 Rescue ladies seem to have the karen bug bad.

Rescue ladies are the absolute worst.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (45fpk)

Providing proof of income and tours of my home was a huge problem for me. I can't see allowing them to investigate like that. Total BS.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (ONvIw)

122 So, yeah, let's see... fixing a hot water line. Gonna have to be with whatever materials I have in the plumbing stuff box. And my 'skills.'

*looks around to see if I can fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe...*

Posted by: mindful webworker
~25 years of webworks
at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (90cx5)

123 I would put "Cancel Mickey Mao" on a whiteboard sign but nobody would understand it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (VP4Cd)

124 The fat entitled slob known as Mega Keating McBudweiser wants to have it both ways on trash like Schmidt and Weaver and what her dogshit father knew about them. Sarah Palin, the only person to consistently distance herself from that scum, was treated like shit by 894 and no amount of whining by Mega changes that.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (y7DUB)

125 Thanks. Rescue ladies seem to have the karen bug bad. And I haven't even mentioned the more personally intrusive ones.
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (ONvIw)
---

I had to do a Facetime interview so she could look at my apartment! No, no boa cages here, lady!

Actually, she was looking for things like poisonous plants and other hazards,

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)

126 At least two noods I think you'll find.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (d6he9)

127 Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

Well. At least somebody sorta has balls. Fucker shoulda been fired for participating in the riots. Of course assuming it could be proved he destroyed property.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (z+k4Z)

128 My dick was mistaken for a mosquito bite!

Posted by: Steve 🤡 Schmidt at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (vGJY7)

129 I spent a summer during high school working The betting window at the local horse track. First time I ever watched a guy smoking through a cigarette in a slobbery tracheotomy that was as yellow as a smoker's teeth. Set me firmly against smoking. Did not find it funny at all when Beetlejuice came out a couple of years later, and the lady was smoking with her mouth and exhaling through her slit throat.

Posted by: Downcast at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (yC060)

130 Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (ONvIw)

That makes sense.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (VP4Cd)

131 I cut back on the caffeine just to see what happened, started drinking decaf. My body plotted to kill me, so its back to high test. It was a failed experiment.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (9Om/r)

132 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (VP4Cd)

Fen, do cancel Mickey Mao(se)

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:41 AM (z+k4Z)

133 Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:30 AM (ONvIw)

Congrats on your new family member.

Once you're are settled in with him please send us a story and pic to AoS Pet Thread.

We all love puppehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2021 09:41 AM (aA3+G)

134 Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal

NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/y5y3q6sv
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

That article is from last July. The fact that it's being brought back up now only shows the extent of the You Have Outlived Your Usefulness.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:42 AM (gAFsE)

135
g'mornin' yet another time, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 09:42 AM (DUIap)

136 Fen, do cancel Mickey Mao(se)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:41 AM (z+k4Z)

I don't have the Disney Channel. I don't have Cable. I don't have a working T.V. so I think they're already effectively cancelled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:42 AM (VP4Cd)

137 131 I cut back on the caffeine just to see what happened, started drinking decaf. My body plotted to kill me, so its back to high test. It was a failed experiment.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (9Om/r)

Much to my doctor's chagrin it's Folgers Half Caf mixed with kick ass dark roast. I'll drink the half caf straight after 5PM.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2021 09:43 AM (aA3+G)

138 Once you're are settled in with him please send us a story and pic to AoS Pet Thread.

We all love puppehs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2021 09:41 AM (aA3+G)

I will do that, based on the breeders pictures, I am sure he'll take over the sofas in no time at all! I'm looking forward to a doggeh on the sofa again. Back to nice canine routines and nice walks.

Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:43 AM (ONvIw)

139 I cut back on the caffeine just to see what happened, started drinking decaf. My body plotted to kill me, so its back to high test. It was a failed experiment.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (9Om/r)

I get headaches if I go over 24 hours without it. An ex-girlfriend kicked caffeine and went through the same thing-- raging headaches for about three days.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:43 AM (gAFsE)

140 Confirm headaches if no caffeine - withdrawal, man ! It's a drug.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:44 AM (zr5Kq)

141 Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:43 AM (gAFsE)

I recently added caffeine back but when I kicked it for like six months the week and a half after I stopped? I have never done drugs but I have to imagine this is what heroin withdrawals are like

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:45 AM (z+k4Z)

142 When I worked for the vet, there was a notorious "rescue" lady that we all knew and hated. She would go around town and if she saw a dog unattended in its yard, she would steal it. She always justified it by saying they were "abandoned". One time she was caught neutering one of her stolen dogs. The fact that she was not a vet did not seem to deter her.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:45 AM (45fpk)

143 Cameron Williams, a BLM activist who was charged last summer for rioting has been terminated from his job working at a public library in Tennessee. After an investigation it was found that he stole the library's conservative books and set them on fire.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

Moar book burning by the left?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 09:45 AM (y7DUB)

144 That article is from last July. The fact that it's being brought back up now only shows the extent of the You Have Outlived Your Usefulness.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:42 AM (gAFsE)

Oh you're right...it is. Sorry 'bout that.

Still, interesting.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)

145 headaches go away after a while. three days maybe ? same thing happens when get off sugar, btw. also a drug. I remember back in the day I used to put spoons of that raw brown sugar in coffee. No more !

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:47 AM (zr5Kq)

146 Actually, she was looking for things like poisonous plants and other hazards,
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (Dc2NZ)

When we got MegaRoy back in 2011, they wanted to know ifnhe would have a human at home with him and whether or not we had any other pets. I was offended back then at the intrusion. Pretty sure i wouldn't pass a lefty inspection now. Kitteh play toy is an unsed (no oil on it) rifle snake bore cleaner.

Posted by: BifBewalski - kitteh at February 13, 2021 09:47 AM (VcFUs)

147 Oh you're right...it is. Sorry 'bout that.

Still, interesting.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 09:45 AM (cF8AT)

No, no-- if it's being brought back up now, that confirms what we already knew, that these guys scummy histories were ignored because they were perceived as useful by the Left.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:47 AM (gAFsE)

148
And their jelly sucks too!
Posted by: rhennigantx

I don't know; but, I've been told... you're using it wrong.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 13, 2021 09:48 AM (gtatv)

149 Useful idiots.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

150 I think it's getting more than obvious that the reason so many Right Thinking People were so upset by the Pedophile accusations of the wealthy and powerful, is that they were all true. ESPECIALLY for those on the Lincoln project. Steve Schmidt's veiled confession yesterday (I'm resigning because I was abused as a child - the excuse all pedo's and child abusers use) is exhibit A right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 09:49 AM (bxPTJ)

151 unused??

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2021 09:49 AM (d6he9)

152 Cat has decided weather sucks...looks like he's in for the day.

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

153 This is going from bad to worse....

@Pimpernell13

Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal

NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/y5y3q6sv
Posted by: Tami

That's not "bad to worse" it is "as expected".

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 13, 2021 09:51 AM (gtatv)

154 I guess we will be getting revelations about Messer Schmidt.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:51 AM (zr5Kq)

155
Well. At least somebody sorta has balls. Fucker shoulda been fired for participating in the riots. Of course assuming it could be proved he destroyed property.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 09:40 AM (z+k4Z)

I would use their rules. You went up there, don't care if gramma was in the hospital, now you're fired.

Posted by: BifBewalski - partisan justice is lit AF at February 13, 2021 09:51 AM (VcFUs)

156 *credit to fixerupper

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021 09:51 AM (zr5Kq)

157 test...test

Posted by: Jack Burton, currently snowed in at February 13, 2021 09:52 AM (RN/ND)

158 morning everyone. got some Gevalia coffee in the french press.

Posted by: Jack Burton, currently snowed in at February 13, 2021 09:52 AM (RN/ND)

159 test...test

Posted by: Jack Burton, currently snowed in at February 13, 2021 09:52 AM (RN/ND)

C+

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:52 AM (45fpk)

160
Politics is nasty business and sometimes getting ahead means giving head.

Posted by: John Weaver at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (N/gDA)

161 Morning everyone. Very cold here, after some days of short-sleeve shirts.

Also kind of wet and miserable out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (l9m7l)

162 Mitch McConnell said he will vote to acquit President Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

163 These "rescue" people... they want to see income and your residence?

Yea, no... fuck that.

Anyhow, the cats we've got "rescued" us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (3H9h1)

164 God Ive been living on coffee. 3rd day now in a waiting room outside the ICU. Not my family, a friend's wife and he needs a wingman to handle the liitle things.

Not getting much sleep though. Moar coffee please.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:54 AM (2w15P)

165 I don't get headaches of any kind, but after going without coffee for a week and then the decaf thing, I still didn't get headaches. I swear I'm not from this frigging planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2021 09:54 AM (9Om/r)

166 "I get headaches if I go over 24 hours without it. An ex-girlfriend
kicked caffeine and went through the same thing-- raging headaches for
about three days."

Going cold turkey on a drug as powerful as caffeine is not a good idea. A better approach is to taper off. I mix caffeinated with de-caffeinated coffee when making my morning brew (Zabar's in New York sells a very nice whole bean decaffeinated coffee). By gradually increasing the ratio of decaf in my morning blend, I was able to cut back a lot, and without the pain of sudden withdrawal.

A bonus is that if I really need a boost nowadays - say, if I'm tired but I have to drive a long distance - one cup of ordinary caffeinated coffee is all I need: it's like drinking rocket fuel.

Posted by: Nemo at February 13, 2021 09:54 AM (S6ArX)

167 122 So, yeah, let's see... fixing a hot water line. Gonna have to be with whatever materials I have in the plumbing stuff box. And my 'skills.'

*looks around to see if I can fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe...*
Posted by: mindful webworker
~25 years of webworks
at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (90cx5)

The cedar tree trunks Alexander Hamilton had laid as water mains in Manhattan lasted a couple of centuries.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 13, 2021 09:54 AM (qyH+l)

168 got about 3 more inches of snow where i live. the Burton spawn may go and try to sled. gets em off their screens at least.
waiting to see what the covey of quail plan on doing this morning when they arrive and close in on the snow covered feeder.
pretty hilarious to watch them try to walk through snow. they sort of hop, walk on the ice layer, and promptly fall through again.

Posted by: Jack Burton, currently snowed in at February 13, 2021 09:55 AM (RN/ND)

169 Correia over a MHN has been heloful

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:55 AM (2w15P)

170 Mitch McConnell said he will vote to acquit President Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

This is where we are, now-- It is now news that members of the Federal government will vote to acquit a man who is falsely charged with inciting an insurrection that didn't happen.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 09:56 AM (gAFsE)

171 Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:54 AM (2w15P)

Sorry about your friend's wife. Will pray for her. Could you give a first name or initial?

It's kind of you to help out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:56 AM (VP4Cd)

172 I quit coffee for each of my pregnancies, with no headaches. Over the course of a week I just subbed in a little decaf for some of the regular stuff, cutting back a little each day. By the end of the week I was off all caffeine and it never bothered me.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 09:56 AM (/669Q)

173 Safe travels, Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 09:57 AM (arJlL)

174 ..stupid phone

Last might he role-played a woman with Guess My Mood games. Very entertaining. Made the hours fly by.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (2w15P)

175 HIYA Bluebell !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (arJlL)

176 CN, congratulations on your new pup. I agree that rescue folks can be much too intrusive, but I think a lot of them are attached to the pups, too, and don't want them to leave (even though they know that is the best outcome for the pup.)

Posted by: EveR at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (R0z7P)

177 After drinking Medaglia d'Oro or Cafe Bustelo, I can't go back to crappy American coffee any more.

(Yeah, Bustelo is now owned by Smucker's but the style is Cuban-Spanish.)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (vuisn)

178 Hiya JT! It's raining ice here, yippee. How are things by you?

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (/669Q)

179 bluebell!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 09:58 AM (45fpk)

180 "Could you give a first name or initial? "

Sure, that's very sweet. Nancy M.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:59 AM (2w15P)

181 {{{{grammie!}}}} How's my favorite Lady Wisconsonite?

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 09:59 AM (/669Q)

182 The cedar tree trunks Alexander Hamilton had laid as water mains in Manhattan lasted a couple of centuries.
Posted by: Fox2!

Perfect! Heading out to the woods with an axe. If I'm not back in half an hour, send out the St Bernards with the kegs.

Posted by: mindful webworker
~25 years of webworks
at February 13, 2021 10:00 AM (90cx5)

183 Hiya JT! It's raining ice here, yippee. How are things by you?
Posted by: bluebell

Gettin' ready to sleet !

Otherwise, Quack-quack !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 10:00 AM (arJlL)

184 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 10:00 AM (arJlL)

185 bluebell - I'm good. Frozen solid and under 4 feet of snow, but otherwise fine. And desperate.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:00 AM (45fpk)

186 Mitch McConnell said he will vote to acquit President Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

So trump has proven his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt? Or does the preponderance of the evidence point to innocence? Where are we on this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 10:01 AM (Oz1pK)

187 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:01 AM (45fpk)

188 "I may be in the minority but I like cold weather. I will take a bright
sunny day when the temp is 10 degrees with no humidity vs a 40 degree
damp overcast day. Especially after a big snowfall. Sunny weather with a
lot of snow on the ground is beautiful."

I agree. Unfortunately, here in Kenosha, it's cold (single digits) and snowing, with a brisk wind and 80% humidity. That cold, damp wind cuts like a knife. If I were a skier, I'd be outside shushing around right now, since the snow is the light powder that skiers love; but I'm not, so I won't.

Posted by: Nemo at February 13, 2021 10:01 AM (S6ArX)

189 RedState:

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Twitter Messages Claim Lincoln Project's Wilson, Galen, Schmidt, Weaver Paid Through Management Partnership

https://tinyurl.com/y5cpjslm

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (cF8AT)

190 How's everyones solar panels and windmills working out for ya during these storms?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (9d4A3)

191 I just got my troy bilt track drive 28 inch snow blowing machine. Guaranteed to not have any more snow in PA this winter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (Oz1pK)

192 Hiya berserker !

Good to see ya !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

193 Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 09:59 AM (2w15P)

Thanks. What's going on with her if you feel like sharing?
God knows . of course, but I like to know specific situations, if possible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (VP4Cd)

194 Nemo - You're in Kenosha?? How did I not know that?

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (45fpk)

195 Wallace said Friday that former President Donald Trumps lawyers using a video montage of Democrats saying the word fight was ludicrous
------------

As usual he's no doubt been given the Word of the Day. I wouldn't be surprised to hear the rest of the Demoncrats on TV are also saying the video was "ludicrous".

How does this "journalist of the people" sleep knowing he's just a hairless commie fuckpuppet? Very well because being a whore pays good.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (uEbPt)

196 El Pico is another decent brand. Dark roast, no bitterness.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (vuisn)

197 'Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal '

I wish those Russians would make up their mind about who they want to be President.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (r1PhE)

198 HIYA Bluebell ! Finally bought a copy of the cookbook! Thanks for your efforts! Made "congrete girl"s rum cake, Yowza!

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (AwYPR)

199 I have a question for The Horde Which Knoweth All. Mrs. bob wants to do a road trip next month driving old Route 66. We will start from either Oklahoma City or Amarillo and drive west as far as we can before we run out of time and have to blast home, hopefully as far as the Grand Canyon but maybe not. What are some of must-see and do things along the way?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (qc+VF)

200 I'm still laughing at Rick Wilson's grift ending in such a spectacular way that he's going back to a life of liens and confederate coolers.
He is beyond contempt. Rude pigs like him and Tommy Nichols the Nipples shall be reaping some expert karma asap.
Also, Reed Galen needs an IRS probe pronto.
Having wuflu makes me a bit snippy.

Posted by: Nora at February 13, 2021 10:04 AM (nyQyG)

201 @cnnbrk 16m

Senate GOP Leader Mitch McConnell has told his colleagues he will vote to acquit former President Trump in his second impeachment trial

That's big of him....

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

202 Go see Meteor Crater Oddbob.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:05 AM (r1PhE)

203 It's about 17 F here, and snowing heavily. (NWS says "light snow" haha). Supposed to snow until Tuesday night. We already had 24 inches, so that's going to double, I think.

Dinos hate it,
We have a lot of inside work to do, so no problemuntil we go look after the cute little dinosaurs.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:06 AM (Rbu5d)

204 Please add "Don't talk with your mouth full." (Man, I hate that.)

Posted by: Oleander Salad at February 13, 2021 10:06 AM (IhJme)

205 Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal

NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/y5y3q6sv
Posted by: Tami
----------

Watching the alligator go to town massacring its little suckup prot�g�s for fun is so eminently fucking satisfying.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:06 AM (uEbPt)

206 Power to provide-"An Upper Room" devotional from someone from my home state:

https://tinyurl.com/knwbxovz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (VP4Cd)

207 'Lincoln Project founders have ties to Russia and tax troubles, docs reveal '

I wish those Russians would make up their mind about who they want to be President.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:03
--------------------

Heh. Thought same thing when I read that.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (ju2Fy)

208 I wish those Russians would make up their mind about who they want to be President.
Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (r1PhE)

It was registering as an agent of a foreign entity-- a Russian company that belongs to the same conglomerate that Hillary Clinton sold 20% of our uranium to. I don't like NAMBLA any more than you do but the stuff in the article is peanuts.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (gAFsE)

209 That's big of him....
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

I agree, but your comment made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (VP4Cd)

210 HIYA Bluebell ! Finally bought a copy of the cookbook! Thanks for your efforts! Made "congrete girl"s rum cake, Yowza!
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (AwYPR)
-------

Hey, that's great! We have some fine cooks in the Horde. My favorite thing about the cookbook, as I always say, is reading the little stories that go with some of the recipes. But the recipes themselves are great too!

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (/669Q)

211 Posted by: Nemo at February 13, 2021 10:01 AM (S6ArX)

Oh you southerners

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (aA3+G)

212 Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:06 AM (uEbPt)

May they be bankrupt and destitute. God have mercy on them because I will not.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (z+k4Z)

213 I gotta go.

If you guys see Jewells, tell her Hal Linden died.

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)

214 grammie, I'm glad to hear you are doing okay. I hope you are putting some weight back on. I have some to spare if you'd like me to send it your way.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (/669Q)

215
it's been below freezing for two weeks; 20 degrees or below for most of that time

saving grace has been that there's been no wind to speak of; kind of scary calm for days on end

I have to bite the bullet today & go out and swap out the starter on the truck, 'cause it can't wait until June

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (DUIap)

216 I guess we will be getting revelations about Messer Schmidt.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2021

***

"Dese fockers was flyink Messerschmidts!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 10:09 AM (lSpWa)

217 Oh you southerners
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 13, 2021 10:08 AM (aA3+G)

*waves from south Louisiana*

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:09 AM (gAFsE)

218 Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (gAFsE)

Maybe so. But the people we wanted to see goto jail will not. Maybe our Benedict Arnolds will. Gotta take what you can

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:10 AM (z+k4Z)

219 Providing proof of income and tours of my home was a huge problem for me. I can't see allowing them to investigate like that. Total BS.
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (ONvIw)
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This is insane. I am on a few lists for cocker spaniel puppies even though I really wanted a young adult cocker from a rescue. The cocker rescues are pretty much empty, but if they asked for proof of income I would say that is none of their business. I'll be happy to submit Vet expenses for the past five years which was probably over 30k.
The only thing these people need should be previous Vet records.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

220 This is so neat. 103 year old man from Colombia finishes his Doctoral dissertation during the COVID lockdown and figures out some mathematical mystery:

https://tinyurl.com/mnds0m4o

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 10:10 AM (VP4Cd)

221 Mrs. bob wants to do a road trip next month driving old Route 66. We will start from either Oklahoma City or Amarillo and drive west as far as we can before we run out of time and have to blast home, hopefully as far as the Grand Canyon but maybe not. What are some of must-see and do things along the way?
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021

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The Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, TX! And Palo Duro Canyon some miles to the SE, outside Canyon, TX; as impressive in its own way as the Grand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (lSpWa)

222 @ByronYork

Now they want witnesses! Rep. Raskin says House managers want to subpoena Rep. Herrera Beutler to question about her communications with Kevin McCarthy. But of course the House rushed to impeach Trump without calling any witnesses at all.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (cF8AT)

223 bluebell - I'm pretty sure that your weight is just fine. You're lovely.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (45fpk)

224 I don't like NAMBLA any more than you do but the stuff in the article is peanuts.
Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:07 AM (gAFsE)
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NAMLPA have gone after much greater people with stuff that is 100% untrue.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (uEbPt)

225 Hiya berserker !

Good to see ya !

Posted by: JT at February 13, 2021 10:02 AM (arJlL)

Back at you. I'm trying to get here in between all the crap dealing with the move. Making things worse is a few harleys I got called in to deal with. wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 13, 2021 10:12 AM (9Om/r)

226 Maybe so. But the people we wanted to see goto jail will not. Maybe our Benedict Arnolds will. Gotta take what you can
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:10 AM (z+k4Z)

Oh, definitely. They lay down with dogs and they are getting up with fleas.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:12 AM (gAFsE)

227 Mrs. bob wants to do a road trip next month driving old Route 66...
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (qc+VF)

Made this trip with my parents and mom's parents when my father got back from Vietnam. Wish I'd been older and could remember more. Always wanted to do it again.

I do remember the Painted Desert and Petrified Forest. Don't remember much of the Grand Canyon, though.

Posted by: golfman at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (hOMhY)

228 Now they want witnesses! Rep. Raskin says House managers want to subpoena Rep. Herrera Beutler to question about her communications with Kevin McCarthy. But of course the House rushed to impeach Trump without calling any witnesses at all.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (cF8AT)

This is our evidence. And if it's not enough... Well, we can find more.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (gAFsE)

229 grammie, you are very kind. Let's just say that Covid 19 has a different meaning in my house, lol. Well, I haven't gotten to 19 yet but that doesn't mean it won't happen.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (/669Q)

230 152 Cat has decided weather sucks...looks like he's in for the day.
Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

our cat runs to the back door, wanting to go out. I open the door and she puts her ears back when she feels that cold blast, and does a 180. then in 5 minutes she runs to the side door and does it again since she thinks the weather will be different out the other door.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (bxPTJ)

231 There's a cafe in Gallup where they have the Indians walking around selling jewelry at your table while you eat, good prices straight from the artist

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (9d4A3)

232
Good Morning yaall.

-1 here and back from walking my heeler husky mix..... who LOVES this weather.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (fa3ve)

233 Now they want witnesses! Rep. Raskin says House managers want to subpoena Rep. Herrera Beutler to question about her communications with Kevin McCarthy. But of course the House rushed to impeach Trump without calling any witnesses at all.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (cF8AT)

Thought they were done...tryin' to change the rules...again?

Posted by: BignJames at February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (AwYPR)

234 NAMLPA have gone after much greater people with stuff that is 100% untrue.
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (uEbPt)

Agreed. I was just trying to say that this isn't some Russian op, or them being paid by the FSB or something. This is garden variety Beltway sellout shit that everyone there does.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (gAFsE)

235 102 A detective in Seattle ... Facebook ...
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 13, 2021 09:36 AM (ruhIA)

There is the first mistake.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:15 AM (Rbu5d)

236 The Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, TX! And Palo Duro Canyon some miles to the SE, outside Canyon, TX; as impressive in its own way as the Grand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (lSpWa)

Don't miss Radiator Springs!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:15 AM (bxPTJ)

237 >>our cat runs to the back door, wanting to go out. I open the door and she puts her ears back when she feels that cold blast, and does a 180. then in 5 minutes she runs to the side door and does it again since she thinks the weather will be different out the other door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (bxPTJ)

Are you sure she didn't pick up that move from a dog?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 13, 2021 10:15 AM (vuisn)

238 A heads-up to the 'rons who may be thinking impish thoughts, bluebell is here, and shiver now has an additional meaning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2021 10:15 AM (wrlj3)

239 @ByronYork 1m

Raskin says House managers have done an 'exceedingly thorough and competent job' with the information they had. But the Herrera Beutler story is new and hot. 'Last night, this was breaking news.'

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:15 AM (cF8AT)

240 our cat runs to the back door, wanting to go out. I open the door and she puts her ears back when she feels that cold blast, and does a 180. then in 5 minutes she runs to the side door and does it again since she thinks the weather will be different out the other door.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:13 AM (bxPTJ)

My little Yorkie does that all.the.time. when the weather is bad. He's convinced that the weather is different if he goes out a different door.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:16 AM (cF8AT)

241 OT

First reaction: Aww, so cute!
Second reaction: Wait-- Is that a polar bear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhGOV7fs64

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:18 AM (gAFsE)

242 our cat runs to the back door, wanting to go out. I open the door and she puts her ears back when she feels that cold blast, and does a 180. then in 5 minutes she runs to the side door and does it again since she thinks the weather will be different out the other door.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021

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Looking for the Door Into Summer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 10:18 AM (lSpWa)

243 Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 10:03 AM (qc+VF)

In Winslow, AZ there's La Posada Hotel right on the Santa Fe tracks, designed by Mary Jane Colter and one of the last great railroad hotels. Plus there's a giant meteor crater just to the west of Winslow. Winslow itself is a neat place with a small corner park dedicated to being mentioned in the Eagles "Take it Easy".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 10:18 AM (y7DUB)

244 121...Providing proof of income and tours of my home was a huge problem for me. I can't see allowing them to investigate like that. Total BS.
Posted by: CN at February 13, 2021 09:39 AM (ONvIw)

"Sure, right after I tour your home and see three months of paystubs."

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (Rbu5d)

245 Hi Duncanthrax! How are you and Mrs. Dunc?

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (/669Q)

246 A coffee maker that vacuums the house? Fuckin Eh. Sign me up.
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The sandwich-maker attachment is great too but it costs extra.
Posted by: andycanuck
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This is about me, isn't it???

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (UUBmN)

247 @JonathanTurley 7m

Raskin just announced new witness evidence despite this member being available and holding this evidence for weeks. It decided not to call such witnesses for four weeks.

...This type of Perry Mason moment of a witness suddenly jumping up before closing arguments would send most judges into an unhinged rage. The House managers are claiming that this member just realized that she had material evidence?

If witnesses are allowed, there are a dozen witnesses who could testify on Trump's comments and conduct during the critical period.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (cF8AT)

248 13 here in central WA. About 3-4" of new snow overnight. More supposed to fall during the day.
I haven't bothered to check for wind chill.
Coffee and a cigar on tap this morning.

My mom smoked and had beer with all of us kids. That wasn't so bad. She had malaria when she was carrying me. That took a while to work through.
Eh, we all lived.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:20 AM (z985I)

249 Am Thinker says Trump's defense closing at the "impeachment" hearing was a "Barn Burning."

Guess I'll take a look.

Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 10:21 AM (S1hrL)

250
Holy shit Raskin is a two faced lying fuckstick.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:21 AM (fa3ve)

251 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at February 13, 2021 10:21 AM (ovir2)

252 My mom smoked and had beer with all of us kids. That
wasn't so bad. She had malaria when she was carrying me. That took a
while to work through.

Eh, we all lived.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:20 AM

My mom smoked and drank with all 4 of us kids. It was the 50s-60s and that was common.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 10:22 AM (JUOKG)

253 Smoked my first cigarette at 7 or 8 yrs old, got caught and was made to smoke a whole pack one after the other, Raleigh Filter Kings, until I got sick and threw up.

Smoked again when I was about 14, for around three weeks, then decided I didn't like the feeling I got. I only started because this gal I was interested in, smoked and I wanted to look cool.

Then I started back when I got overseas in the military and haven't stopped since, except for three months about six years ago. Been 44 years now, two packs a day.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 13, 2021 10:22 AM (R5lpX)

254 Holy shit Ratskin is a two faced lying fuckstick.

* edited for my amusement *

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (r1PhE)

255
The purpose of the National Man Boy Lincoln Association is to provide a vehicle for generational sperm transfer.

Posted by: Steve Schmidt at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (t5m5e)

256 Was Jim Treacher a parr of this Lincoln Projecr? Over an Insty, we have Driscoll promoting his NeverTrumper treachery almost every day.

Most these fuckers are only NT to peacick their "Principles". So it doesn't surprise me they are shts in their private lives. It's all been a Religious Indulgence - announce your Crusade against Trump to compensate for being men of such low character.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (luDxL)

257 Back from the grocery - not too many folks stocking up on fix'ins for French toast. Just the normal Sat. morning crowd.

Home Depot out of driveway/sidewalk deicers. Nothing. BUT, scored 4 bags of pool salt left over from the summer. They were going to throw it out so, freebie.

Not that same I know but worth the price.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (Rvt88)

258 My mom drank beer for all six of us and we're good.

Posted by: Ziba at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (S1hrL)

259 the herrera butler statement - he says that McCarthy said that Trump said something. I know we're way past any legal norms and standards, but it should be pointed out that this is impermissible hearsay evidence in any court at any level. It isn't allowed to be given.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (bxPTJ)

260 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:20 AM (z985I)

Hey Winston! It was 7 degrees when I went to work yesterday. Today we're all the way up to 18.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (lPYy2)

261 And yes, Mom smoked, drank coffee and guzzled beer when I was a gleam in her eye. Reckon I turned out okay.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 13, 2021 10:24 AM (R5lpX)

262 My mom smoked and drank with all 4 of us kids. It was the 50s-60s and that was common.

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Same same. And Ill put our generations "constitution" up against the current crop of vegan tofu fed preservative free young uns any day.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (fa3ve)

263 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2021 10:23 AM (bxPTJ)

IIRC there was hearsay bullshit in Impeachment 1 as well. They don't give a fuck. It's whatever they can pile on.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (gAFsE)

264
Dammit.... Romney voted aye

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (fa3ve)

265 If witnesses are allowed, there are a dozen witnesses who could testify on Trump's comments and conduct during the critical period.
Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (cF8AT)

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They can keep it going ad infinitum

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (EZebt)

266 @ByronYork

That was quick. After brief, ugly debate on calling witnesses, Senate is now voting on the question.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (cF8AT)

267 F this there are going to be witnesses the way the votes are going.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (NpAcC)

268 They can keep it going ad infinitum
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (EZebt)

Yep

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:26 AM (gAFsE)

269 My mom drank beer for all six of us and we're good.
Posted by: Ziba

Same here. Mom always said it helped her "let the milk down" when she nursed.

We're all normal. Except for my two a**hole sisters. Flaming libs.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 10:26 AM (Rvt88)

270 Sassy votes with the Dems..what a surprise.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:26 AM (L3Rsz)

271 Mr Scott. Everyone smoked and drank back then. Late 40's, I was born in 1950. Yes, I am old.
I never smoked as a kid. I do enjoy pipes and good tobacco but mostly smoke cigars now.
Mt ex-wife #3, had her mother living with us. She passed at 93. Smoked a pack of unfiltered Camels every day. She stopped drinking her daily pint of bourbon when she retired at 75.
Sharp as hell. Very smart. I miss her much more than the ex.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:26 AM (z985I)

272 Watch them I find some bimbo that say Trump grabbed her pussy while he was on the phone with McCarthy.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:27 AM (r1PhE)

273 Dammit.... Romney voted aye

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (fa3ve)

Shit weasel traitors gotta traitor. Expect nothing less.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 10:27 AM (VNmG1)

274 Dammit.... Romney voted aye
Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:25 AM (fa3ve)

I've been told water is wet.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 10:27 AM (y7DUB)

275 Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 10:22 AM (JUOKG)

Crazy to think about.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:27 AM (z+k4Z)

276 Da fuq?!

@JonathanTurley 40s

The senators who just said that they saw no need for witnesses, just voted for witnesses.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:27 AM (cF8AT)

277 So some woman GOPe (who voted for this peachmint) is going to say that McCarthy told her something Trump said. Well, okay. HAve at it.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:28 AM (L3Rsz)

278 Scent memories:

Love the smell of gas from an outboard motor. Reminds me of summers at the lake.

Also, the smell of evergreen over the water in the early morning. Water skiing on glass.

Ahhhhh. Smooth.

Posted by: Derak at February 13, 2021 10:28 AM (k0WjC)

279 But the Herrera Beutler story is new and hot. 'Last night, this was breaking news.'

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:15
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Is it known what this breaking news is?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 13, 2021 10:29 AM (ju2Fy)

280 Hi Jordan!
Been a while. You've got a heat wave there.

At least the snow missed you this time.
And, you can take hubs out for Valentine's Day per our ever beneficient and wise goober Inbred.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:29 AM (z985I)

281 Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead started smoking at age 13, drank a fifth of whiskey every day for 35 years, screwed everything with XX chromosome, spent most of his life addicted to amphetamines and still made it to 70. Amazing thing, the human body...

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:29 AM (gAFsE)

282 Whew, snowing *a lot* heavier, now. Sigh. Need to go dig out the chickens and the paths. After I finish my second cuppa.

I drink 1/2 caf I combine myself, otherwise the heart palps get to me. I also do a "tea" morning once aweek. I don't get headaches.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:29 AM (Rbu5d)

283 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:26 AM (z985I)

That sounds like my grandmother. Unfiltered Pall Malls and a fifth of vodka every day (which all us grandkids called "Nanny's water"). I think she outlived two of her doctors.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2021 10:30 AM (lPYy2)

284 Not everyone is Lemmy. That would have killed me.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:30 AM (r1PhE)

285 LOL..they don't seem to know what they voted on.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:31 AM (L3Rsz)

286 Creaky Leahy isn't helping this situation at all.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:31 AM (L3Rsz)

287 Not everyone is Lemmy. That would have killed me.
Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:30 AM (r1PhE)

Well it eventually killed him too.

Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:31 AM (gAFsE)

288 Posted by: Vanya at February 13, 2021 10:14 AM (gAFsE)

I wasn't sure. But I know you and I are generally on the same page.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:32 AM (uEbPt)

289
Hah. Mass confusion on what they voted on.

Monkeys
Coitus
Footballs

Senate hilarity resumes unabated.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 10:32 AM (fa3ve)

290 Rand Paul in discussion with Trump's lawyers.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:32 AM (L3Rsz)

291 @ByronYork

With all Democrats, plus Collins, Murkowski, Romney, and Sasse, Senate votes to call witnesses. Then Sen. Sullivan asks what the votes was on -- One witness? More? Leahy cut him off. Will not answer.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

292 199...driving old Route 66.

ALWAYS wanted to do this.
Also to drive the old "Lincoln Highway" across country. Part goes through our region.

Have fun, oddbob!

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:33 AM (Rbu5d)

293 Not everyone is Lemmy. That would have killed me.
Posted by: f'd

St. Peter at the Gate:

"So Lemmy, let me check the book. Have you lived the fullness of life?"

"Whoa. Dude."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 10:33 AM (Rvt88)

294 Now Cruz is in discussion with Trump's lawyers.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:33 AM (L3Rsz)

295 284 Not everyone is Lemmy. That would have killed me.
Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:30 AM (r1PhE)

Not me.

Posted by: Keith Richards at February 13, 2021 10:33 AM (vuisn)

296 ---------
The sandwich-maker attachment is great too but it costs extra.
Posted by: andycanuck
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This is about me, isn't it???
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM (UUBmN)

I've heard that some people are still paying maintenance notes for sandwich maker attachments that they no longer have.

Posted by: BifBewalski - those extended warranties, ya know at February 13, 2021 10:34 AM (VcFUs)

297 Had she been born in the 50's she'd have been an attorney. Razor sharp and a glass edged tongue.
She was actually me ex's great aunt and adopted her when her niece died of TB. Her dad was all up in a friends wife at the time and didn't have time.
First unmarried woman in the Commonwealth of KY to legally adopt a child.
Iron willed doesn't begin to describe her.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:34 AM (z985I)

298 "Well it eventually killed him too.
Posted by: Vanya "

He lived the hell out of those 70 years. I'll be lucky to make it there as is.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:34 AM (r1PhE)

299 Good morning gang.
I woke up to a foot of global warming on my patio.
Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 10:34 AM (axyOa)

300 To borrow from Ender's Game, this is not about defeating Trump, this is abour defeating all future Trumps

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:34 AM (luDxL)

301 And, you can take hubs out for Valentine's Day per our ever beneficient and wise goober Inbred.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:29 AM (z985I)

We're supposed to get snow on Monday. And it'll be nice to not have to drive to Idaho all the time to go out to dinner.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 13, 2021 10:35 AM (lPYy2)

302 Sounds like my grandmother and great-grandmother

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:35 AM (z+k4Z)

303 That was meant in reply to Winston h

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 13, 2021 10:35 AM (z+k4Z)

304 @ByronYork

Senate vote to call witnesses is 55-45. (Lindsey Graham changed vote after originally voting no, probably for procedural reasons.)

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:36 AM (cF8AT)

305 Interesting, Graham just changed his vote to aye.
He's been saying if the Dems go down his road they better be careful what they wish for.
This is a strategy move on his part, although I need to hear why.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 13, 2021 10:36 AM (NpAcC)

306 How may witnesses are they going to call? I'd make it 500k.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:37 AM (r1PhE)

307 defeating all future Trumps
Posted by: Fen

This isn't going to work so well for them. It's strengthening those who are, and making new.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:37 AM (L3Rsz)

308 58: I need to start practicing for gas price whiners. "Who did you vote for?" And if that answer is not that they voted for this "and who did you vote for SoS in 2018?" Cuz if they voted for the D SoS in 2018 they voted to have massive cheating by the Ds in 2020 and I will rub it in.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2021 10:38 AM (Aashi)

309 Same same. And Ill put our generations "constitution" up against the current crop of vegan tofu fed preservative free young uns any day.
Posted by: fixerupper

This. I've been smoking since 12.

Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2021 10:38 AM (JKh2y)

310 Trump's lawyer said he's going to call a lot of folks as witnesses. Including possibly Kamala. Reap the whirlwind, idiot Leftists.

Posted by: lizabth at February 13, 2021 10:38 AM (L3Rsz)

311 Hi Duncanthrax! How are you and Mrs. Dunc?
Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:19 AM

We're well; riding out the ice storm. How are y'all doing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2021 10:39 AM (wrlj3)

312 "although I need to hear why."

Brace for disappointment

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:39 AM (luDxL)

313 @ByronYork

It is entirely characteristic of this impeachment that Democrats (and a handful of Republicans) impeached Trump, without witnesses, on the basis of media reports and now will stop the Senate trial to call witnesses on the basis of a media report.

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:39 AM (cF8AT)

314 I make my husband's covfefe every morning and put it in his Yeti so it hot and ready when he wakes up sometime after I've left for work. I usually leave around 6-6:30 and he gets up several hours later. I drink cold brew myself so I only have to make it every 2 weeks and just pour it in the mornings.

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (UUBmN)

315 5) Have a great weekend!

I'll do what I want...

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (Lp34m)

316 re 308. I can't even remember who I voted for. The Rs were not prepared for an ad blitz for SoS. I just knew that the D candidate was surely a Soros cheater for them to be advertising so heavily.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (Aashi)

317 I need to start practicing for gas price whiners.

***

It's up about 50 cents since the election where I am. Next time I go to the grocery store for a big month's worth run I'm going to keep the receipt for basics, too.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (XTk1T)

318 They need to have enough witnesses for this to take at least four years.

Posted by: f'd at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (r1PhE)

319 Best family picture is my MIL wading in a lake, beer in one hand and schmag hanging outta her mouth, 7 months pregnant.

We all laugh. Turned out ok, it seems.

Posted by: Derak at February 13, 2021 10:42 AM (k0WjC)

320 314 I make my husband's covfefe every morning and put it in his Yeti so it hot and ready when he wakes up sometime after I've left for work.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (UUBmN)

That is kind, and sweet. I wish I had figured out this kind of thing during my first marriage--little, kind actions go so far.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 10:42 AM (OX9vb)

321 10 bloody degrees here in the TX Panhandle. If it weren't time for bed, I'd have some coffee. The joys of nightshift...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2021 10:42 AM (49Dnm)

322 @ByronYork
Senate vote to call witnesses is 55-45. (Lindsey Graham changed vote after originally voting no, probably for procedural reasons.)

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 10:36 AM (cF8AT)

***

The 100% absolute most important thing to recognize during all of this is that "procedure" is trying to happen and Congress states this is constitutional.

They are acknowledging that Trump won the election and is still president.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (XTk1T)

323 Hah. Mass confusion on what they voted on.

Imagine a high school student government composed entirely of jocks and mean girls. That's pretty much what the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Deliberative Body" has become.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (qc+VF)

324 Just got back from a brisk walk in the snow. I love the hush during snowfall.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

325 I cant get my guy to go home. He needs sleep. And this waiting room must have been designed deliberately to prevenr.

Meh. I think this is one of times to let him ignore good advice.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (luDxL)

326 317 I need to start practicing for gas price whiners.
***
Dumbasses.
Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (XTk1T)

Most of it is taxes... make sure you remind them of that shit too.

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (Lp34m)

327 In Winslow, AZ there's La Posada Hotel right on the Santa Fe tracks, designed by Mary Jane Colter and one of the last great railroad hotels. Plus there's a giant meteor crater just to the west of Winslow. Winslow itself is a neat place with a small corner park dedicated to being mentioned in the Eagles "Take it Easy".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 10:18 AM (y7DUB)

I spent a night at that hotel. I was working a scientific balloon flight and I was down range in Winslow and stranded.

Posted by: InCali at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (v5bVL)

328 Jordan
We're still stuck in Phase 1. We had a plot to drive to Missoula but that fell through.
Then, with single digit wind chills we cancelled that to stay home and watch our houses.
I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (z985I)

329 322 @ByronYork
Senate vote to call witnesses is 55-45. (Lindsey Graham changed vote after originally voting no, probably for procedural reasons.)

Witnesses? For what? A bunch of hear say?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (Zmnko)

330
While the Senate wastes its time on endless witnesses, the country is being governed by endless executive orders.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (t5m5e)

331 324 Just got back from a brisk walk in the snow. I love the hush during snowfall.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

There's A Kind of a Hush was the number one slow dancing number when I was in Grade 8.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (lgiXo)

332 Best family picture is my MIL wading in a lake, beer in one hand and schmag hanging outta her mouth, 7 months pregnant.

We all laugh. Turned out ok, it seems.
Posted by: Derak at February 13, 2021 10:42 AM (k0WjC)

***

Yeah, it's so weird how things were so much better back when everything was so much worse.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:45 AM (XTk1T)

333 This impeachment remake sucks. Nobody in the entertainment world has an original thought.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 13, 2021 10:45 AM (qH6FZ)

334 There's A Kind of a Hush was the number one slow dancing number when I was in Grade 8.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at February 13, 2021 10:44 AM (lgiXo)

Peter Noone of Herman's Hermits has a show on Sirius XM. It's a hoot.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:46 AM (45fpk)

335
The Cadillac Ranch in Amarillo, TX! And Palo Duro Canyon some miles to the SE, outside Canyon, TX; as impressive in its own way as the Grand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 13, 2021 10:11 AM (lSpWa)

I can attest to all these things as I am frequently in Amarillo and Canyon. But if you have a bit more time, I'd also recommend Caprock Canyons State Park. It's like Palo Duro State Park (a must see!), but some of the locals would attest it is prettier than Palo Duro. And less frequently visited. It's right outside Quitaque (Kitty-kay), TX.

"Is this the way to Amarillo?" - Tony Christie

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2021 10:46 AM (49Dnm)

336 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:46 AM (u82oZ)

337 In Winslow, AZ there's La Posada Hotel right on the Santa Fe tracks, designed by Mary Jane Colter and one of the last great railroad hotels. Plus there's a giant meteor crater just to the west of Winslow. Winslow itself is a neat place with a small corner park dedicated to being mentioned in the Eagles "Take it Easy".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 10:18 AM (y7DUB)
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That's a neat hotel, and the restaurant is top notch. But the best thing, to me, was all the great art hanging everywhere.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:46 AM (Dc2NZ)

338
Rules? Of course there are rules!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

*runs away sobbing*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (EGyGV)

339 I've never been to Winslow, but I've been to Tucson and Tucumcari.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (XTk1T)

340 Did not want to get up and from beneath the covers. The cold is in the house, despite our HVAC system's best efforts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (u82oZ)

341 Yeah, it's so weird how things were so much better back when everything was so much worse.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:45 AM (XTk1T)

Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (45fpk)

342 Shampeachment = Look Over Here

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2021 10:48 AM (uEbPt)

343 Tiger? More like a lizard.

https://youtu.be/M1SbFTpvfFM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 10:49 AM (VVEnO)

344 Thanks for the Coffee Thread, Mis Hum!

Raining here with snow expected later, as much as four inches by morning. Nothing like light, fluffy snow with a sheet of ice underneath.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 13, 2021 10:50 AM (rwusL)

345 I don't have the Disney Channel. I don't have Cable. I don't have a working T.V. so I think they're already effectively cancelled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2021 09:42 AM (VP4Cd)

Fen.
Better to be the cancelor as opposed to the cancelee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 10:50 AM (axyOa)

346 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Riding a bicycle with out a helmet and drinking from the hose. Smear the queer in the front yard with all the neighbor kids.

Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2021 10:50 AM (JKh2y)

347 Heading out to grab real coffee and donuts. Any requests?

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (luDxL)

348 I've never been to Winslow, but I've been to Tucson and Tucumcari.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (XTk1T)

Been to those three, and also Tahachipi and Tonapah. Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made, and I've driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed. Most of that statement is true.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (VNmG1)

349 314 I make my husband's covfefe every morning and put it in his Yeti so it hot and ready when he wakes up sometime after I've left for work.
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:40 AM (UUBmN)

My dear husband makes my coffee (or tea) almost every morning. He's not a coffee drinker, either.

Yes, the little things...

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (Rbu5d)

350 Winslow itself is a neat place with a small corner park dedicated to being mentioned in the Eagles "Take it Easy".

Complete, I trust, with a girl (my Lord!) in a flatbed Ford?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (49Dnm)

351 I'm enjoying "The Director's Cut: A Theda Bara Mystery" by our own MP4. I checked Wikipedia and his story is listed under "Further Reading".

That's how you know you're somebody! Anybody else make Wikipedia?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (Dc2NZ)

352 hi so... how do you guys think Mike Vanderveen did today?

was just curious!

I don't feel like watching but I know the guy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (j9HX3)

353
Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Riding a bicycle with out a helmet and drinking from the hose. Smear the queer in the front yard with all the neighbor kids.
Posted by: Infidel

BB gun wars, and blowing up little green army men with firecrackers buried in the dirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (EGyGV)

354 347 Heading out to grab real coffee and donuts. Any requests?
Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (luDxL)
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Pączki!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

355 346 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Riding a bicycle with out a helmet and drinking from the hose. Smear the queer in the front yard with all the neighbor kids.
Posted by: Infidel

Using Dad's dump truck as a playground. Climbing trees so tall we needed the rope ladder to even get into it.

Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (OX9vb)

356 We're well; riding out the ice storm. How are y'all doing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2021 10:39 AM (wrlj3)
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The same and the same. I wish it were snow instead. I love snow. I hate ice.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (/669Q)

357 Shooting pop bottle rockets at each other playing war. We were fearless.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 10:53 AM (VNmG1)

358 Imagine a high school student government composed entirely of jocks and mean girls. That's pretty much what the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Deliberative Body" has become.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 10:43 AM

Well, given that the Volkskammer is populated almost exclusively by people who do not want HS to end, ever, this is no surprise.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 13, 2021 10:53 AM (49Dnm)

359 I hear you need to stop in Radiator Springs. They have a racing museum there and a dirt track.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 13, 2021 10:54 AM (Oz1pK)

360 Mr. Gray 508

We were a high trust nation. Illegal immigration and releasing the mentally ill from Institutions made us a low trust nation. Well, add telemarketers, the Deep State, and flawed national policies to the list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:54 AM (u82oZ)

361 355 346 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Riding a bicycle with out a helmet and drinking from the hose. Smear the queer in the front yard with all the neighbor kids.
Posted by: Infidel

Using Dad's dump truck as a playground. Climbing trees so tall we needed the rope ladder to even get into it.
Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (OX9vb)

Wandering off to the state park next door without a cell phone so Mom had no constant contact. She just said be careful and get back in time for supper.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (Dc2NZ)

362 This thing about witnesses at the impeachment is truly a double edged sword for the democrats. The defense team does get to question them. I hope they put them under oath but I doubt they will.

But it is going to devolve into nothing but "feelings" about that fateful day and how they were thinking they were all gonna die!

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (JUOKG)

363 341...Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (45fpk)

STANDING in the back behind my dad, watching him drive. I learned to be a good driver by doing that.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (Rbu5d)

364 All the twat replies to the steve schmuck graft implosion in the sidebar are fawning praise for how stunning and brave he is + P.S. thanks for helping to end orangemanbad

Posted by: banana Dream at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (gTVTz)

365 313 Tami,
The Senate taking up Calvinball rules is a rather stupid thing to do. I would not be surprised that all of a sudden that they vote to prevent Trump's team from presenting witnesses.

Posted by: whig at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (pO7gM)

366 If your dogs normally wear collars, they sure have a different presence when you take that collar off. You can FEEL it. Bigly. I do not keep their collars off for too long.

Posted by: Inside the wire, they are and have been at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (uc+oy)

367 Heading out to grab real coffee and donuts. Any requests?
Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (luDxL)

Bear claw for me please!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)

368 BB gun wars, and blowing up little green army men with firecrackers buried in the dirt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM

We only had one rule in BB gun war....no head shots.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 10:56 AM (JUOKG)

369 So, a friend test positive for Wuflu. She is calling everyone she has had contact with. I asked her "Do you have any symptoms?"

"Just a head cold."

Okay. I was at a dinner party in her honor on Tuesday evening. A hug and a kiss at departure. We are going to talk later today. I will give her some of my Ivermax, if she wants it. I need to buy some more. Farm supply store. $3.99 plus tax is enough for 5 doses.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (2BZBZ)

370 Using Dad's dump truck as a playground. Climbing trees so tall we needed the rope ladder to even get into it.
Posted by: April

Had huge trees in the back yard. The utility company came by and topped them off. Perfect place to climb up and sit on the flat top and survey my domain.

Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (JKh2y)

371 I would love a cheese danish!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (UUBmN)

372 You know, the crazy days make me wonder: how much of the science on quitting smoking and drinking during pregnancy was do to a desire to get people to stop having kids. Pregnancy never seemed like a picnic in the best of times from my point of view (just from observation) add in nicotine withdrawal and lack of other stress relief from drinking, and.... Well, all I am saying is manipulated science to encourage or discourage other behaviors is not so far fetched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (7faTs)

373 Been to those three, and also Tahachipi and Tonapah. Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made, and I've driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed. Most of that statement is true.
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (VNmG1)

***

Such a good song.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (XTk1T)

374 Heading out to grab real coffee and donuts. Any requests?
Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (luDxL)

Bear claw for me please!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)
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Chocolate cake donut with chocolate icing, please. Hold the carbs.

Posted by: bluebell at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (/669Q)

375 361 355 346 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Riding a bicycle with out a helmet and drinking from the hose. Smear the queer in the front yard with all the neighbor kids.
Posted by: Infidel

Using Dad's dump truck as a playground. Climbing trees so tall we needed the rope ladder to even get into it.
Posted by: April at February 13, 2021 10:52 AM (OX9vb)

Wandering off to the state park next door without a cell phone so Mom had no constant contact. She just said be careful and get back in time for supper.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 13, 2021 10:55 AM (Dc2NZ)

Dirt Clod fights. Wandering in the woods for hours. Riding your bike 6 miles away. Traveling on public transportation in 6th Grade, even in Germany.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (u82oZ)

376 Impeachment is tacit agreement that Trump won the 2020 election.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 10:58 AM (2BZBZ)

377 We only had one rule in BB gun war....no head shots.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 10:56 AM (JUOKG)

This.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 10:58 AM (axyOa)

378 I've never been to Winslow,

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But I kinda like the music.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 10:58 AM (VVEnO)

379 Hi, everybody. I'm thinking about becoming a substitute teacher (for the younger grades, when they still love their teachers. I'm not a masochist and remember too well how we treated subs in hs). Can any members of the horde give advice?

It looks like all you need to do is have a bachelor's degree, go through a bit of training and have a pulse. I'm kinda desperate and I like little kids, so it's sounding good to me right now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 13, 2021 10:58 AM (HabA/)

380
Wickenburg, AZ

Neat little town. My brother and I stayed there one night last year when I was moving back to CA. We tried to find a hotel room in Phoenix but spring training had just started so EVERYTHING was booked. Wickenburg was the closest place with vacancies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2021 10:58 AM (EGyGV)

381 Ajax is pretty much the same with or without the collar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (7faTs)

382 it could be worse right?

imagine if Kamala Harris gave you a boner?

that seems like, bad ok?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (r4bSV)

383 So, a friend test positive for Wuflu. She is calling everyone she has had contact with. I asked her "Do you have any symptoms?"

"Just a head cold."

**

When you have to TELL people they're sick with a super deadly pandemic virus...

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (XTk1T)

384 Good morning folks!

For your amusement: The 500 Masks of Bartholomew Cubbins

Not a limerick, at my limerick site, linked in my nick

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (m45I2)

385 Hey! Salty has line break privilege!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (7faTs)

386 Have a great morning, everyone. Time tobe productive is here.

Safe travels, and may everyone you see use safe following distances. No more Fort Worths, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (u82oZ)

387 THE Steve Schmidt letter/statement in the sidebar, that is drawing justifiable criticism from anyone who is even a borderline critical thinker...gets the following response from a National Man Boy Lincoln Association fangurl:

*Look stuff happens. Mr Weaver had some issues he couldnt be upfront about. Dont blame yourself. Forgive him, and Forgive yourself. That might be the best path forward.*

Forgiving a serial career predator, that even Gaslight Inc has cancelled.

Many replies similar to that one.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2021 10:59 AM (DJFLF)

388 I really need to get up and get ready but it's cold and my bed is nice and warm...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 13, 2021 11:00 AM (UUBmN)

389 I would love a cheese danish!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4

I wouldn't say no to a Swedish bikini team.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 11:00 AM (VVEnO)

390 Hi, everybody. I'm thinking about becoming a substitute teacher (for the younger grades, when they still love their teachers. I'm not a masochist and remember too well how we treated subs in hs). Can any members of the horde give advice?
=====

Kids are easy. Parents are hell.

Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2021 11:00 AM (MIKMs)

391 Aetius451AD Work phone

Yes I do. It's from my Safari browser, not anything I have done. GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 11:00 AM (u82oZ)

392 The Test (tm) picks up headcolds, because... coronavirus.

She has a headcold.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 11:01 AM (Rbu5d)

393 Repentance is required to receive redemption.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 11:01 AM (2BZBZ)

394 Kids are easy. Parents are hell.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 13, 2021 11:00 AM (MIKMs)

True. I'm hoping that as a sub, my involvement with parents will be minimal.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 13, 2021 11:02 AM (HabA/)

395 Well, out to shovel, spread straw, get cold...
Hope you all have a lovely Saturday. Thanks for letting me hang out.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)

396 Such a good song.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (XTk1T)

I never drove every kind of rig that's ever been made, but I've driven a few. 2 million miles OTR. The only state I've never been into was Vermont. For some odd reason, I never took a load into or out of that state.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 11:02 AM (VNmG1)

397 I still think the Ivermax is great stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/1gyhfa40

link to story about NIH non-disaproval.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 11:03 AM (2BZBZ)

398 Stay warm, Flyover.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 13, 2021 11:03 AM (7faTs)

399 Circa 1974 ish.

"HEY MOM. SOMEBODY SAID SOME GUY GOT HIT BY A TRAIN OUTSIDE OF TOWN BUT THEY CANT FIND THE BODY. WE'RE GONNA GO HELP LOOK"

MOM: Ok... But dont be bringing any dead bodys back into the hose.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 13, 2021 11:04 AM (fa3ve)

400
We were a high trust nation. Illegal immigration and releasing the mentally ill from Institutions made us a low trust nation. Well, add telemarketers, the Deep State, and flawed national policies to the list.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2021 10:54 AM (u82oZ)

***

Very much this.

I look at so many things in society and how almost everything from driving to surveying land to a 30 minute oil change is based on trust, and how 1/3rd of the nation is actively trying to remove what little remains.

It's sad to think about pre-9/11 America and how quickly we got here.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 11:04 AM (XTk1T)

401 The Test (tm) picks up headcolds, because... coronavirus.

She has a headcold.

Posted by: Flyover at February 13, 2021 11:01 AM

Plus the test has up to a 95% false positive rate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 13, 2021 11:04 AM (JUOKG)

402 The good news: my neighbor has the wuflu. He said he's had worse colds.

The bad news: his garage is the man cave for the 42nd Street Militia and Beer Storage Facility.

But he did say he'd keep the 70 inch screen on so we can watch from the window.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2021 11:05 AM (axyOa)

403 Apparently, the FDA approved Ivermectin too.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 13, 2021 11:05 AM (2BZBZ)

404 Donna, Go for it, you are right, as a sub you should have minimal interaction with parents. I wish you luck.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 13, 2021 11:05 AM (a4EWo)

405 Looked up the weather report for DC. Witnesses until a good day to riot, like next Saturday?

Posted by: EveR at February 13, 2021 11:06 AM (R0z7P)

406 WZ has a red headline about Cocaine Mitch voting to acquit. I guess it's a real man bites dog story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 13, 2021 11:06 AM (VVEnO)

407 Shot: New Hampshire hand recount shows the Dominion machinery shorted every GOP downballot candidate roughly 300 votes, resulting in a loss of about 6 per cent.

Chaser: Republican Secretary of State refuses to investigate the fraud.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2021 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

408 375 Going to a construction site, ripping off a large mortar box, and yachting on the Mahoning River in the heavy industry days where a few odds and ends were dumped into it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 11:08 AM (I58tH)

409 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 13, 2021 10:47 AM (45fpk)

Riding in the back of Dad's pick up truck whenever we went someplace as a family. Us sitting on the wheel wells so we could see better and him yelling at us through the back window to move up to the cab and sit our asses down.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 13, 2021 11:09 AM (R5lpX)

410 My SIL is fretting because her 2 children, 19 and 17, lack any motivation. The eldest doesn't want to go back to school for either an associate or bachelor's degree, is content to continue working as a sales clerk and didn't get hired by Amazon because she flunked the drug test. Both parents smoke pot routinely and don't mind if the kids do.

Gee, I wonder why the kids have a lack of ambition and motivation? Could it be that, after being the cool, hip, liberal, permissive parents-as-friends, my SIL and brother are finding it hard to act with authority? That smoking pot with and around your kids is NOT a grood idea?

I bit my tongue until it bled, talking to her. Criticizing how parents raise kids is very touchy, especially since I don't have kids, but once again, the liberal inability to link cause-and-effect is evident.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 13, 2021 11:09 AM (HabA/)

411 The good news: my neighbor has the wuflu. He said he's had worse colds.

Posted by: Diogenes

Wife had it. Her MD at Cleveland Clinic treated it with some super duper alien produced thing called Claritin D.

It was brutal. She went through two boxes of tissues.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 11:09 AM (Rvt88)

412 "Researchers in the Del Monte Institute for Neuroscience at the University of Rochester Medical Center (URMC) analyzed thousands of brain scans ..."

I know I'm way late to this thread, but here's the thing about brain scans. We're still only reading them at a slightly better understanding than tea leaves and Tarot cards.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2021 11:10 AM (oQ94s)

413 of course the Lincoln Project is creepy

there is now way that many bald dudes can be statistically in one place at one time

Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 13, 2021 11:11 AM (r4bSV)

414 Going to a construction site, ripping off a large mortar box, and yachting on the Mahoning River in the heavy industry days where a few odds and ends were dumped into it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

If you were downstream of Sheet and Tube I'm surprised the nastiness in the river didn't eat through the box.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 11:11 AM (Rvt88)

415 The good news: my neighbor has the wuflu. He said he's had worse colds.

Posted by: Diogenes

Wife had it. Her MD at Cleveland Clinic treated it with some super duper alien produced thing called Claritin D.

It was brutal. She went through two boxes of tissues.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2021 11:09 AM (Rvt8

Kids committing suicide is a small price to pay for wiping out this scourge.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2021 11:11 AM (oQ94s)

416 So some guy in the Atlanta craigslist has a 2007 Mustang that he's put a Ford GT (their supercar) engine into. It sounds interesting and I'd love to see it at a car show, but I'm really puzzled at the swap. It's neat, and if I had $650M to play with and not worry about money I'd probably buy it just because it's probably the only instance in the world, but I don't "get" it. You're not gaining much power, and zero buildabilty, over stock or crate engines that you could drop in, there are probably very few aftermarket performance options (unlike everyday Ford engines), and you get what is more than likely a precious, delicate, temperamental engine in an otherwise common and reliable Mustang GT.

Still, though, I like that he did it.

Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 11:11 AM (XTk1T)

417 Subs.
Mid 90's Omaha school district would call and ask can you go today. Yes or no. If yes, here's the school. Still yes? Go. No? Back to the bottom of the calling list. Sister in law quit about the 3rd time she got punched by a 15 year old. Never looked back. Not sure how it works now. But all signs point to kids/parents are 100% in the right, principals are fully behind the parents.

Posted by: Downcast at February 13, 2021 11:12 AM (yC060)

418 414 Downstream from Copperweld. They made the exotic stuff. Three eyed fish.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 11:13 AM (I58tH)

419 Youze guyz really ought to check out Muldoon's link in his nic if you haven't already.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2021 11:13 AM (q32cY)

420 Whelp.... going to pry open the garage door and get ready to go forage for provisions. Apparently another significant winter weather event is upon us.

The liquor store better be well stocked or there will be... issues.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 13, 2021 11:17 AM (3H9h1)

421 well , we never had rock fight

lugie fights, dirt clod fights, plumb fights apple fights

a green plumb hurts more than a dirt clod

Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 13, 2021 11:19 AM (r4bSV)

422 421 BB gun fights. I had a Sheridan, and was platoon sniper. 5 pumps max allowed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 13, 2021 11:20 AM (I58tH)

423 407 Shot: New Hampshire hand recount shows the Dominion machinery shorted
every GOP downballot candidate roughly 300 votes, resulting in a loss of
about 6 per cent.

Chaser: Republican Secretary of State refuses to investigate the fraud.

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2021 11:07 AM (DJFLF)

The GOP in NH is nothing short of a train wreck. A product of Jennifer Horn. Recognize that name? Lincoln Project Co-founder and one time head of the NH GOP.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 13, 2021 11:20 AM (D3cJf)

424 Posted by: Downcast at February 13, 2021 11:12 AM (yC060)

That's why I want to sub the lower grades. I really don't want to deal with hs kids.

Apparently, there's a shortage of subs right now. That might not hold true in a few years if the economy goes to hell.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 13, 2021 11:21 AM (HabA/)

425 Good luck Martini Farmer!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 13, 2021 11:21 AM (nxdel)

426 We used to have Monkey Ball fights, Monkey Balls being the fruit of a Sycamore Tree. Those things had little spikes on them and hurt like hell.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 13, 2021 11:22 AM (R5lpX)

427 KT thread is up

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2021 11:22 AM (DJFLF)

428 Gee, I wonder why the kids have a lack of ambition and motivation? Could it be that, after being the cool, hip, liberal, permissive parents-as-friends, my SIL and brother are finding it hard to act with authority? That smoking pot with and around your kids is NOT a grood idea?

I bit my tongue until it bled, talking to her. Criticizing how parents raise kids is very touchy, especially since I don't have kids, but once again, the liberal inability to link cause-and-effect is evident.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 13, 2021 11:09 AM (HabA/)

Find a link to one of the government agencies people trust so much, look for the studies on teens from cannabis.

If they're in their 30s or 40s, go ahead, their life is over already, but their kids are causing brain damage RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2021 11:23 AM (oQ94s)

429 So some guy in the Atlanta craigslist has a 2007 Mustang that he's put a Ford GT (their supercar) engine into. It sounds interesting...

I think the more interesting story is what happened to the rest of the GT?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 11:27 AM (qc+VF)

430 their kids are causing brain damage RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2021 11:23 AM (oQ94s)

I think you're getting weed mixed up with alcohol, a far more destructive drug.

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at February 13, 2021 11:27 AM (AlYYP)

431 I think the more interesting story is what happened to the rest of the GT?
Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2021 11:27 AM (qc+VF)

**

According to the ad an owner of the GT had an option to purchase a spare engine for two years (IIRC), and that's what was put in the Mustang.

It's a rare bird, but it seems like a pointlessly complex and delicate rare bird when you can probably spend $10K and get 1000hp out of a three valve dinosaur that you get out of a wrecked 2006 Mustang GT for $400 at the junkyard.

Posted by: Dr. Professor Neal Degreasse Tyson Esquire the Third at February 13, 2021 11:31 AM (k1L5r)

432
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2021 11:31 AM (DUIap)

433
346 Bouncing around in the back of the station wagon with no seatbelts. It's a wonder I'm still alive.
Posted by: grammie winger

Haha, got you beat there. We used to drive down the interstate at 70 miles an hour in an old 1950s pickup truck, (this was the 70s) and my brothers and I would be standing up in the back, looking up over the cab. It was fun as hell then. Now, I shudder to think what would have happened if my dad had an accident.

But it was fun as hell.

David

Posted by: David, Insurrectionist and founder of RAGE, Resistance of the American Government in Exile at February 13, 2021 11:39 AM (bGP4p)

434 89 If you further break that down into age 0-14 and age 15-17 almost all
of the gun deaths are in the 15-17 group, and a if I recall correctly
substantially more than half of those are gang-related homicides as
opposed to suicides or accidents. They love to lump in the newborns and
infants so they can say "Guns are killing babies!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 13, 2021 11:45 AM (m45I2)

They teach you in statistics class that you can make statistics say anything you want them to say.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

Vee have our Vays...

Posted by: Goebbels at February 13, 2021 11:56 AM (ynpvh)

435 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Trump's defense team has 301 witnesses "so far" that they want to call.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y2k3qypn

Posted by: Tami at February 13, 2021 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

436 Been to those three, and also Tahachipi and Tonapah. Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made, and I've driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed. Most of that statement is true.
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 13, 2021 10:51 AM (VNmG1)

***

Such a good song.
Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 10:57 AM (XTk1T)

So good it was included on two studio albums by Little Feat.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 13, 2021 12:10 PM (y7DUB)

437 JUST got my first coffee of the day! How have I survived thus far?!?

Posted by: TheHoser at February 13, 2021 12:12 PM (b9pgb)

438 ..Still, though, I like that he did it. Posted by: Mr. Gray 508 at February 13, 2021 11:11 AM (XTk1T)

That GT engine is has cast aluminum block & heads, and weighs about 1/3 less than it's cast-iron counterpart. 550 hp, in ul-altered form, and 700hp only requires a smaller primary pulley and +2 lbs from the turbocharger. So, his '07 Mustang will have a more balanced chassis, and more power than the suspension is likely to enjoy. The current Mustang comes with an Independent Rear Suspension, which would greatly aid the handling of the car. Transplants are possible, but difficult to accomplish.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2021 12:17 PM (QzJWU)

439 Okay... Bearclaw for Diogenee. Cheese Danish for linduh. AllHailEris - paczki but I would it before biting down. Oh and Choc Cake Donut for bluebell, no carbs with a Unicorn on the.

Friend's wife is gonna be okay. I'm hoping the adrenaline flush will convince him its okay to go home and get some sleep.

I'm staying on watch, so apologies if I get loopy from the sleep dep.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 12:28 PM (luDxL)

440 Oh cool I have that virus where you phone drops every 5th word. Well you know whar I

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 12:30 PM (luDxL)

441 Jim has Galveston built back up from the latest Hurricane. I still need to get the wife away on vacation and last time those little beach house rentals where awesome.

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 12:32 PM (luDxL)

442 "We used to have Monkey Ball fights"

Roman candle wars. Lucky we had goid reflexes.

But we caught a field on fire and I tore my hands and arms up climbing through barb wire to put it out.

Which was even stupider. I stripped my shirt off to lash at now circling brush fire, like I had seen in the movies. Which necessitated ANOTHER climb back through barb wire and safety. Luckily the parents were out of town, so my best friend helped me treat my wounds with Isopropyl Rubbing Alcohol.

I think I settled my debr for that particular stupidity

Posted by: Fen at February 13, 2021 12:41 PM (luDxL)

443 A friend of mine had his shirt catch fire during a Roman candle fight. I don't know what the hell he was wearing, but he ended up having to get skin grafts to repair the damage.

Posted by: TheHoser at February 13, 2021 12:43 PM (b9pgb)

444 A friend of mine had his shirt catch fire during a Roman candle fight. I don't know what the hell he was wearing, but he ended up having to get skin grafts to repair the damage.
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Hold my beer: A friend of mine had a pack (12) bottle rockets in his front pocket and was walking around, firing them out of his hand. The whole pack went off, and he almost burned off his wanker. The scar on the inside of his leg was pretty gross.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 13, 2021 03:40 PM (7Fj9P)

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