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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/8/21)
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Quote I
“I don’t think it’s a good idea, to put it bluntly, we’re not out of the pandemic yet.” Lina Tucker Reinders, who serves as executive director of the Iowa Public Health AssociationQuote II
“Is it responsible having commercials showing people gathering in large groups without masks?Dan Rather
Quote III
“The Haitian people deserve the opportunity to elect their leaders and restore Haiti’s democratic institutions,”
A State Department spokesman, Ned Price
Quote IV
"In order to preserve the free and open personality of the internet, we need strong enforceable net neutrality rules and clear FCC authority over broadband access. In the short run, whether it's by enacting my Save the Internet Act, or by action at the FCC, we need to just quickly give authority over broadband back to the commission" Sen. Edward Markey (D-Mass.)
Comedian Ron White once said, You can't fix stupid.
Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue In Her Hair Might Sue Company…
Maybe now with a ****Conservative SCOTUS, they will put the gun ownership/militia debate to bed once and for all. Ya know settled law like Roe vs. Wade.
[Sheila Jackson Lee] She is introducing legislation that would create a national gun registry (that will later be used to confiscate guns — otherwise, what business does the federal government have knowing how many guns Americans own and of what type?), and force every gun owner to undergo a psychological evaluation (which will be used to then deny gun rights on trumped-up charges of political ‘wrongthink’ — we’re already seeing that).
When I found out the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. was expecting, I just told people. And then handed out cigars. Baby showers were attended to by other ladies and cannons were not used. Cannon at baby shower goes KABOOM and kills one. H/T redc1c4
Silva, from Hartland, was attending the celebration when the homeowner decided to fire a small cannon-type device in the backyard to celebrate the baby’s pending arrival, according to cops. Police have revealed that cannon blew up upon firing, spreading metal shrapnel and hitting Silva, who was standing 10 to 15 feet from the explosion. The shrapnel also spread as far to hit three parked cars and the garage where the baby shower was being held. Silva was taken to Hurley Medical Center in Flint, where he later died from his injuries, cops said. State police said following an investigation, the case will be sent to the Genesee County prosecutor for review.Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Not comforting. Hackers can access your local municipal water supply.
A hacker gained access to Oldsmar's water treatment plant, bumping the sodium hydroxide in the water to a "dangerous" level, according to Pinellas County's sheriff. In a press conference Monday, Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said his deputies, along with the FBI and U.S. Secret Service, are investigating the breach as it is unclear if it came from within the U.S. or from a foreign actor.
Last week in The ONT we covered faulty DUI testing in Michigan. So why shouldn't a murder suspect be able to test the DNA genetic testing apparatus that the DA is using in his prosecution?
A New Jersey appeals court has ruled that a man accused of murder is entitled to review proprietary genetic testing software to challenge evidence presented against him. Attorneys defending Corey Pickett, on trial for a fatal Jersey City shooting that occurred in 2017, have been trying to examine the source code of a software program called TrueAllele to assess its reliability. The software helped analyze a genetic sample from a weapon that was used to tie the defendant to the crime. The maker of the software, Cybergenetics, has insisted in lower court proceedings that the program's source code is a trade secret. The co-founder of the company, Mark Perlin, is said to have argued against source code analysis by claiming that the program, consisting of 170,000 lines of MATLAB code, is so dense it would take eight and a half years to review at a rate of ten lines an hour.
Shortly after the mandatory mask wearing and social distancing took place I found myself in box store pharmacy waiting in line. I noticed the end cap and its product and busted out laughing. The gent in front of me asked what was so funny. I replied, "We are wearing these damn masks because of China. Look and see where these store masks are made. China."
Why doesn't this surprise me in the least.
China accounted for about 51 percent of counterfeit or substandard COVID-19-related products seized by U.S. customs officials from October 2019 to Sept. 30 last year, according to a newly-released report from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP). Among the products seized by U.S. customs officials were over 12.7 million counterfeit masks, 177,356 COVID-19 test kits prohibited by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), and 38,098 FDA-prohibited chloroquine tablets. The effectiveness of the anti-malarial drug hydroxychloroquine and its closely-related chloroquine in treating symptoms of COVID-19, which is caused by the CCP virus (commonly known as the novel coronavirus), is of much debate.
AOC, parses words and won't back down.
A Mississippi city is offering remote workers $6,000 to move to the municipality, buy a home and remain for at least one year. Natchez Mayor Dan Gibson said the city's Shift South program is offering remote workers a one-time payment of $2,500 and a $300 monthly stipend for one year if they move to the city and buy a house worth at least $150,000.
After -23 this morning. It's tempting.
And I can't help myself..........
Too good to save until Saturday's almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Don't let the animal rights wackos see this.
Time To Ban Catnip. It Contains A Cat Opioid! At some point, we're gonna run out of people to deny opioids. What to do?? There are many anti-opioid zealot mouths to feed. New victims are needed. How about cats?
I can. Can you?
Speaking of Twitter, New Twitter App Blocks Over 800 New York Times Journos In "Fight Against Disinformation"
When one visits the blocknyt.com website, created five weeks ago, they're greeted with several mock articles detailing the Times' failings. "The New York Times Company now faces an economic and reputational reckoning. Employees are revolting, traffic is plummeting, colleagues are scathing, and readers are blocking," reads one teaser. "Cade Metz and Pui-Wing Tam, senior employees of the New York Times Company, set out to intentionally reveal the identity of a private citizen against his will. An outcry ensued, and the paper backed down, but the damage was done," reads another. Once authorized, the app automatically blocks the journalists - and then tells you that you can uninstall it.
On this day: 8 Feb 1990
Suffering from depression American singer songwriter Del Shannon died of self inflicted gunshot wounds. He scored the 1961 UK and US No.1 single 'Runaway', plus nine US and 12 other UK Top 40 singles. In 1963, he became the first American to record a cover version of a song by the Beatles: his version of ‘From Me to You’ charted in the US before The Beatles' version. Shannon had been working with Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne and was rumoured to be replacing Roy Orbison who had recently died, in the Traveling Wilburys supergroup. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 8 Feb 1943
Creed Bratton, from Grass Roots, who had the 1968 US No.5 single 'Midnight Confessions', plus 13 other US Top 40 singles. He is more recently known for playing a fictional version of himself on The Office on NBC via thisdayinmusic.com
There's embarrassing and then there is Genius Award Winning.
A suburban DuPage County judge set bond at $150,000 Saturday for a Bellwood police commander who was charged with three counts of possession of child pornography. According to the DuPage County State's Attorney's Office, John Trevarthen, 45, of Lombard, used a personal IP address as well as an IP address owned by the village of Bellwood to view child pornography through the app "Kik." In mid-January, according to prosecutors, a Lombard Police Department detective received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children regarding suspected child pornography videos and photographs that were allegedly uploaded on a smart phone file-sharing application with an email address that registered to a home in Lombard.
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so snappy togetherrrr....
in this crappy weatherrrrr...
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
What frequency are you seeing this
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2021 10:01 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JT at February 08, 2021 10:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: trump 4 ever at February 08, 2021 10:02 PM (er/ld)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:03 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
A lonely nation turns it's eyes to you.
You could put Trump's name in that first line.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:03 PM (79p/O)
cleek thees, seenyour
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
No mention of the extremely high levels of hydrogen hydroxide present in most water treatment plants, for some reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2021 10:04 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:04 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:04 PM (u82oZ)
Other than getting laughed at, not really a lot of damage.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2021 10:05 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: BifBewalski - 2nd gear is getting a work out. at February 08, 2021 10:06 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Grease monkey at February 08, 2021 10:06 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Flo & Eddie at February 08, 2021 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah, I don't even figure I'll be first on the ONT, so I went for last downstairs. Way less competition...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (PoqRU)
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: 19th amendment at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 08, 2021 10:05 PM (EZebt)
Aww thanks SF
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
So SlowJoe is bringing back the czars ... how Russian of him.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (pNxlR)
https://www.facebook.com/evan.thomas.31945
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 08, 2021 10:00 PM (fLVm1)
A lot of them are huddled at home, sure that if they leave they will be killed because of all those other people who aren't wearing masks.
But they are safe as death never visits someone at home.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:08 PM (79p/O)
https://tinyurl.com/y33aooim
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)
Love the one with the spaghetti sauce, cleaver, and kitty.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
You are the bomb at the ONT.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (79p/O)
Gorilla Glue in your hair. . . what planet produces such idiocy?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: davidt at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: 19th amendment at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (oA+QO)
65% of Congress couldn't pass a competency test.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (vuisn)
She's just that smart.
What a twat.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:08 PM (79p/O)
Look out Sheila Jackson Lee or Gwen Moore.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
I guess all tv and movies should be redone with masks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran, Esq at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (CWMF2)
You are the bomb at the ONT.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (79p/O)
More awwww
Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Not too worried about hackers taking out this town's water supply remotely. I don't think the town's equipment is that up to date to allow remote access.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler)
Now do Flint, MI.
Where's favorite native son Michael Moore, Flint? Living up near Traverse City you say? Imagine that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
You are correct sir.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (79p/O)
She's just that smart.
What a twat.
Give to the Gorilla Girl gobs and gobs of love:
https://youtu.be/c9QjRl4Mfug
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Worked for Flint!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (sy5kK)
The joys of living in the country with a well.
Hopefully my lines won't freeze this week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, missing out on the Biden economic boom at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
I guess all tv and movies should be redone with masks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (axyOa)
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Rick's Cafe Americain operates only at 25% capacity with social distancing strictly enforced.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:14 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (SchxB)
Given the example set by Michigan this is obviously DeSantis fault by virtue of him being a Republican governor.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 10:14 PM (wpBwb)
I'm astonished they got away with the woman outside the Chinese restaurant.
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2021 10:14 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:15 PM (rwusL)
65% of Congress couldn't pass a competency test.
Posted by: Bete
"The deuce you say!"
-- Eleanor Holmes "What's this 'Do Not Push' red button do?" Norton
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Isn't the frost line there about 15 ft.?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: x4 at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (oA+QO)
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Nice, but my Iowa county still has mask mandate at least until Mar. 1. On bright side I get another month's worth out of my medical waiver.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (VbCZe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (F0YaR)
*pours bourbon*
Such a luxurious ONT, too. Thanks, Mis Hum!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, Depending at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
She's just that smart.
What a twat.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:08 PM (79p/O)
Look out Sheila Jackson Lee or Gwen Moore.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Nah. Glue gal is still smarter than Moore.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Ojki1)
God save us from idiots.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (79p/O)
Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue In Her Hair Might Sue Company
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This would make a great Gorilla Glue commercial. Show some putting it in their hair.
Tagline: We can't fix stupid, but we can fix just about everything else.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bete
Or continence.
Posted by: Miklos, Depending at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)
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But if the test had a big red button, Eleanor Holmes-Norton would pass with flying colors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (fLVm1)
DNK that Del Shannon was in line to replace Roy Orbison in The Travelling Wilburys.
Too bad, guy had talent. And the TW's were one hell of a band, for the little time they were around. All those stars forming a band for fun.
The Highwaymen did the same thing in country around the same time. Willie, Merle, Kris, and Johnny.
Yeah, back then there were a lot of actual, talented stars in music.
Now, compare to yesterday's halftime show, starring The Weeknd. Not The Weekend, but The Weeknd.
I mean, geez. It's like we're a third-world country now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (sy5kK)
so snappy togetherrrr....
in this crappy weatherrrrr...
Posted by: mindful webworker
cleek thees, seenyour
at February 08, 2021 09:58 PM (TFV0D)
I can't see me reading no other like this
For all my liiiifffeee.
It's so punny
When I read it
Baby the site will be blue
For all my liiifffeee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (iOxrB)
That is good, but show a dweeb using Gorilla Glue to snag a hot date for the prom.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (PoqRU)
brain fart.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLY5RNL3is
I like the weird near-nonverbal creepiness.
Can you spot the Liver and Onions truck?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Ojki1)
You're a regular.
I won't argue with you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (kGHHG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (sy5kK)
Damn Yankees had a pretty talented line up of stars as well.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (79p/O)
But Milady called me for dinner, so I didn't read the post, didn't read comments, and didn't even set off the NOOD alarm downstairs. Good dinner, though. Scraggled eggs and hot diggity dogs. With a bit of Greek salad and a nice cheap Cabernet. Oh, and her most excellent fresh-made bread. With blueberry butter.
You looking for extra bonus points Mindful for the colorful 1st?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The sky is gray for the foreseeable future, the palette of the comments here is gray... figger we can use all the color we can get.
Posted by: mindful webworkerculture worth appropriating
at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (TFV0D)
Don't you dare. Tears will water down your drink.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (SchxB)
tinyurl.com/12tdhzjl
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (vuisn)
I'm inside all your minds!
And they are filthy, filthy places!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
Better than empty?
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:21 PM (Ojki1)
Nice, but my Iowa county still has mask mandate at least until Mar. 1. On bright side I get another month's worth out of my medical waiver.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 08, 2021 10:16 PM (VbCZe)
*braaaappppp*
Posted by: The Barrel - get your ass in here! at February 08, 2021 10:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
There, there, lil' missy.
Just tell Uncle Miklos all about it.
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: ShainS at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (WqPYg)
Jeff Lynne did fine as the 'replacement'. He wasn't really a replacement as he was already in the band.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (M0Ul9)
On bright side I get another month's worth out of my medical waiver.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs
"Tampa police will investigate non-mask wearers at SB".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: mindful webworkerculture worth appropriating
at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (TFV0D)
We've been having a series of blue sky days. The problem with those is the cold Canadian air moving in. Only -13 expecting -22 tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (necEF)
Welcome back!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (79p/O)
In the DC lab I worked in I had three pictures hanging over the door to the hallway. Queen Elizabeth, Hillary Clinton, and Sharon Pratt Dixon, the first black woman to be Mayor of DC. She was attractive.
But I would never put a picture of Elinor Holmes Norton up. I had standards. Even back then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Miklos, missing out on the Biden economic boom at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Heah in MS, tptb have decided to repeal a law they imposed several years ago requiring a scrip to buy sudafed. They passed that because of the meth 'epidemic' and all the home cookers.
But since Mexico makes it by the ton now, I guess they decided it was unfair to people with a cold. I had my brother pick me up a couple of boxes from TX, and have been taking some this week. F'n colds.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (F0YaR)
past year has been so depressing I needed a break from everything.
Especially after the election.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (79p/O)
-----One word:
Posted by: ShainS at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:17 PM (Ojki1)
You're a regular.
I won't argue with you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
I wish I didn't have years of hearing of Moore and her antics to be able to make that statement. At least I've never been unfortunate enough to call her my rep, but I bet she runs for the Senate seat as Johnson said he isn't running again. And Milwaukee will produce enough votes for her to win. :/
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (79p/O)
Well then the Feel Good Story is just the medicine for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
You are the bomb at the ONT.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM (79p/O)
More awwww
Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
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I'm not going to kiss butt around here for anybody.
But you have done a good job tonight of making me laugh, and for that, thanks MisHum.
Now if you tell anyone, I will deny everything.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:25 PM (pxDdN)
I've been around the HQ for years. Way back to the early years. We haven't seen a cool facts post in a long time. Those were great.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:25 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
Huzzah! Welcome home. Want some bacon? Totally not from a relative of yours, prodigal son.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (Rvt88)
He has mental co-morbidity, at least.
Why can't Dan Rather just catch the damn Chinese Flu and be gone?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (sy5kK)
"Tampa police will investigate non-mask wearers at SB".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
They can star with all those guys on the field. I'm sure that won't impact pro sports in the City going forward.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (Ojki1)
When I kiss ass I do it the right way...with unabashed gusto!
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (79p/O)
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That is definitely not a recommended application for Gorilla Glue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:27 PM (fLVm1)
So Johnson is keeping his word?
It figures about the only non-politician in DC.
I emailed my Rep Tiffany if he voted to remove Cheney.
I'm still waiting.
Its a one sentence answer.
But as I've said previously here in the ONT
Fuck the GOP, both state and nationally.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:18 PM (fLVm1)
Pulling into a parking place is beyond her skill set.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
What are we talking here?
Posted by: Tonypete
Ah.....
Posted by: Miklos, delicately retrieving mind from gutter at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mindful webworkerculture worth appropriating
at February 08, 2021 10:20 PM (TFV0D)
We've been having a series of blue sky days. The problem with those is the cold Canadian air moving in. Only -13 expecting -22 tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
There's cold, and then there's ccccoooooolllllllddddd.....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (79p/O)
They could make it work, I think. Be a good commercial. Then place a notable boilerplate on the bottle label - "Don't be like that one stupid bitch - remember her? and apply product to hair". Show photograph, etc.
If you're wondering what your purpose is here on Earth, it could be to serve as a warning to others.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (H6s51)
He has mental co-morbidity, at least.
Why can't Dan Rather just catch the damn Chinese Flu and be gone?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:26 PM (sy5kK)
Only the good, die young.
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (VcFUs)
And they are filthy, filthy places!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2021 10:19 PM
Confusing us with the Barrel.
A common mistake.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
I remember, you were already well established here when I first staggered in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:29 PM (SchxB)
Really? It would serve SO many useful purposes.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (rwusL)
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I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Phil Connors, WPBH Philadelphia at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, missing out on the Biden economic boom at February 08, 2021 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Heah in MS, tptb have decided to repeal a law they imposed several years ago requiring a scrip to buy sudafed. They passed that because of the meth 'epidemic' and all the home cookers.
But since Mexico makes it by the ton now, I guess they decided it was unfair to people with a cold. I had my brother pick me up a couple of boxes from TX, and have been taking some this week. F'n colds.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 10:24 PM (F0YaR)
Wow, at least Wisconsin only requires you to present ID and sign a form with the pharmacy that then gets put into the state's computer to track how much you are buying.
But asking for an ID to vote is racist and the Dems want it truck down. I guess minorities that don't have IDs also don't get colds.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (nxdel)
"Tampa police will investigate non-mask wearers at SB".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (r1z5A)
___________
There are so few homicides, burglaries and robberies in Tampa that they can spend their time on this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (mht8P)
More concerning , who are those dumbass people giving her $9000?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (2DOZq)
Back in the when, we ran a small kind-of cybercafe. One of our regulars was the local Avon lady, training salesgals on our computers.
We had a punk, our daughter's age, who was helping us with janitorial. He had the spikey mohawk thing.
One of those golden moments: The Avon ladies asking him how he got the spikes to stay up.
Elmer's, he said.
Punk became adopted family. He toured the world, came back with an amazing Thai wife, they have a kid, and he works as a plumber. Can't erase the tats, but his hair is more normal nowadays.
Posted by: mindful webworkerwhen the levi breaks
at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (TFV0D)
Is by definition unreliable.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (Xih1H)
Great ONT, MisHum. Sooooo much content!
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
They could make it work, I think. Be a good commercial. Then place a notable boilerplate on the bottle label - "Don't be like that one stupid bitch - remember her? and apply product to hair". Show photograph, etc.
If you're wondering what your purpose is here on Earth, it could be to serve as a warning to others.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 08, 2021 10:28 PM (H6s51)
"If you can't be a good example, you can be a horrible warning."
iirc, Lily Tomlin
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (TK8Ry)
NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU" LIKE A BACON BOUQUET
How to make chocolate-dipped maple bacon roses ... tinyurl.com/35g4sg7s
Posted by: Kathy at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (h3RRP)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:25 PM (pxDdN)
* * * *
I have not heard any such reasoned dismissal. Am watching the Mike Lindell documentary on Absolute Proof. Scary as all get out and I'm not halfway through it yet.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (rwusL)
Staggering is the correct word for this place.
As I have always said: I come to the HQ for it's insightful commentary but stay for the filth.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:32 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: wing at February 08, 2021 10:32 PM (JFzNN)
Really? It would serve SO many useful purposes.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:30 PM (79p/O)
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*blank stare*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:32 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:33 PM (mht8P)
MATLAB is okay for hacking together some quick calculations.
If you've got 170,000 lines of MATLAB, you are definitely Doing It Wrong.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2021 10:33 PM (xuFOt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:33 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: yop at February 08, 2021 10:34 PM (nqhkI)
Posted by: Miklos also has electrolytes and shit at February 08, 2021 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
No, sometimes those tears add just the right amount of taste. Especially when they are leftist tears...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (PoqRU)
It figures about the only non-politician in DC.
I emailed my Rep Tiffany if he voted to remove Cheney.
I'm still waiting.
Its a one sentence answer.
But as I've said previously here in the ONT
Fuck the GOP, both state and nationally.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Last I heard anyway. And I didn't bother E-mailing my Congresscritter- He went from being on Mark Belling's show to try to sell him as a conservative to swamp creature before he even moved into his office in DC after election it seems. My vote for him in Nov was only to try to give Trump Congress. He ain't seeing a vote from me again. Then again that is how I felt on his predecessor as well. A solid red area and all we can put forward is Rinos.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (Ojki1)
Dremel tool.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (xuFOt)
Is by definition unreliable.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 10:31 PM (Xih1H)
And only 170,000 lines if code? I call bulllshit. I can write 3,000 lines of well documented MatLab code in a single 8 hour shift.
Posted by: BifBewalski - pondering the anonymous cell function in MatLab at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (VcFUs)
Papa Doc again, better than he's ever been.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (+7w4B)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)
I shot you an email.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
I always told my hubby if he bought into the Valentine's day bullshit I'd punch him in the junk.
What a waste of money.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:35 PM (79p/O)
Sure. You'll get reasoned argument from the same people who screamed RUSSIAAA for four years with zero support, and to this day have ignored literally everything that contradicted it.
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Miklos, opting out at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:25 PM (pxDdN)
I remember a couple from the Georgia fiasco.
Claim: Poll watchers were told there was a water main leak and were sent home. After they left, security video shows hinky activities.
Debunkment: "Totally incorrect. It wasn't a water main leak. And those poll watchers just think we told them to go home."
Claim: After poll watchers left, video shows that suitcases hidden under tables were hauled out and the contents scanned. It appears some piles were scanned multiple times.
Debunkment: "Those ballot containers are not called suitcases."
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (ofYez)
I haven't listened to Belling in months.
In a way I miss listening and in a way I don't.
Who is your critter Gallagher?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
I'd love to see it. It'd be like a reprint of a 50's issue of MAD Magazine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Braenyard
I always wanted a few Tonton Macoutes.
And a regiment of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Miklos, readying for the HOA meeting at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
I always told my hubby if he bought into the Valentine's day bullshit I'd punch him in the junk.
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That's a reasonably attractive deal, actually.
What will you do for two presents?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Bette Boobs Destroys Also saw the Head Ewok. She said "He took a very brief glance, and was a perfect Gentleman after that."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
No clue. But the comments were at the same web address as the front page.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (qpX6U)
Just when life seems hopeless, and all seems to be lost, along comes Miklos with sage wisdom...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:39 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (ofYez)
Yeah, that was a ridiculous accusation. They're called "fraud bags."
Posted by: Splunge at February 08, 2021 10:39 PM (RzGcW)
We'll be right on it
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at February 08, 2021 10:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (mht8P)
tinyurl.com/1jswrsgd
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (nakwk)
No clue. But the comments were at the same web address as the front page.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Didn't he sign his posts in those days as "The Ace"?
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Splunge
*GLARE WITH GAVEL*
Posted by: The lovely and talented Nancy Pelosi at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
He was in my neck of the woods, San Diego, at the time. We had a meetup and you could tell he was totally East coast. Who the heal wears a courduroy jacket in San Diego. Heck of a nice guy, but then again, I was drinking.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
No clue. But the comments were at the same web address as the front page.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)
And if anyone goes there and comments not only will you be banned, you'll be the Genius Award Winner for 2021
Unless you're Hector.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
I'm still waiting.
Its a one sentence answer.
But as I've said previously here in the ONT
Fuck the GOP, both state and nationally.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Though it's hard to know for sure, I think my congresscritter probably voted to oust her; he was one of only a few who consistently voted in line with Trump's spending requests during the interim, and he's made all the right noises the past several months. But who really knows.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Not an RV? Please. Not romantic at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
________
All 32 feet of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
So.
You got in on the CoB Dental Plan.
Posted by: Miklos, opting out at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Naaaww. He did NGU a solid with those libtard bodies NGU was stacking up.
Posted by: BifBewalski - Navy Dentist Cleared Of Wrong Doing at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
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The rule is four hour's earnings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Just burn off the impurities, like Cleveland did !
Posted by: JT at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: four seasons at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
Everyday is Valentine's Day here at Camp Misanthrope.
Yeah, she lurks on occasion.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
That's a reasonably attractive deal, actually.
What will you do for two presents?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
You would be shocked...and amazed!
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (79p/O)
Must have been the same West Coast trip when BBD saw him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
Sure Boss, in the middle of the parking lot at the Manahawkin Walmart
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (qAR6u)
Not an RV? Please. Not romantic at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
________
All 32 feet of it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (mht8P)
You're gonna need more lube...
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (nakwk)
I'm having fun with this, but not sure I can maintain it.
Posted by: BifBewalski - ever changing, but on thread at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Yep. Sham as his resume pre-infesting the swamp seemed to be one that had hope.
And I haven't listened to Belling since pre-election, my heart just isn't on it.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 08, 2021 10:42 PM (+RfCR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
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The rule is four hour's earnings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
I dunno, that seems like a really mechanical way to look at sex.
Posted by: Splunge at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Not his ammo.
Posted by: JT at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
At least the equivalent of a steak and a blowjob
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
I dunno, that seems like a really mechanical way to look at sex.
Posted by: Splunge at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (RzGcW)
So...$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (+RfCR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 08, 2021 10:44 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:44 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at
So. You browbeat, nag and badger about Hector.
Posted by: A Very Disappointed Miklos at February 08, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 08, 2021 10:44 PM (+7w4B)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
--
A bump of cocaine and maybe a nice bouquet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
At least the equivalent of a steak and a blowjob
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 10:43 PM (qAR6u)
High end or something from Cops?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Splunge at February 08, 2021 10:45 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: kbdabear
Wait, is it that time of year already?
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:45 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
At least the equivalent of a steak and a blowjob
Posted by: kbdabear
Indeed
Posted by: Pareto at February 08, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Theodore at February 08, 2021 10:45 PM (Fhbsr)
Posted by: kbdabear
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I got yelled at by a COB for saying "cake and cunny".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
And a regiment of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Miklos, readying for the HOA meeting at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Robert Plant, the only musician I know of who referenced the Tonton Macoute.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (5KACt)
No idea, but you should probably get it from Jewells45's store.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Brother Theodore
I always wondered about the original lyrics to "Edelweiss".
Posted by: Korvettenkapitan von Miklos at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)
I have to work a wedding reception on Valentine,# Day, and I thought that it might be pretty smart to get married on your wife's birthday, Christmas or Valentine's Day.
In this way, you are able to combine anniversary presents and holiday/birthday presents.
So if you'd spend a couple hundred bucks on average a year taking the wife out on VD and buying her stuff, over the course of a 30 year marriage that's between $5-10 k in savings plus you'll never forget your anniversary.
I always like to date a girl born in January. If you break up before Christmas and get back together in late February, you pretty much can ride out the rest of the year present free,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (RzGcW)
I guess I better not look...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: kbdabear
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I got yelled at by a COB for saying "cake and cunny".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Name names.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
There's a certain logic to it. Hotels are getting more expensive and lower quality. There's the difficulty of unloading and setting up the gypsy encampment. Show sites are either too hot or too cold. And so on. I just don't want to add any more stuff.
It's used and not that expensive, but to me any nick in the pocketbook is a mortal wound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (mht8P)
I guess I better not look...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (PoqRU
Fun to look, please don't comment on them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
I got yelled at by a COB for saying "cake and cunny".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
What on earth does that mean?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
There's a certain logic to it. Hotels are getting more expensive and lower quality. There's the difficulty of unloading and setting up the gypsy encampment. Show sites are either too hot or too cold. And so on. I just don't want to add any more stuff.
It's used and not that expensive, but to me any nick in the pocketbook is a mortal wound.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (mht8P)
Knowing several people in the show world I am surprised it has taken you this long to bite the bullet. Or the kibble.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
She's not here anymore.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
What on earth does that mean?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
Traditional English holiday dessert.
Posted by: Duke of Miklosbatten at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
She's not here anymore.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Still curious?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Let your mind wander.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (0lLZI)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
Take a page from the MFM...decide it means what ever you want it to.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (PTDkx)
I guess I better not look...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I've been here since 06. There were some WILD times.
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (6U5M6)
* * * *
How nice. (said with an exaggerated Southern accent)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (rwusL)
Debunkment: "Those ballot containers are not called suitcases."
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 10:36 PM (ofYez)
LOL. Well, that's good enough for me.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (pxDdN)
My sister's birthday is Valentines Day, so yes her husband takes care of birthday and V Day all in one shot. He probably should have went for the Feb. 14th wedding, too.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Duke of Miklosbatten at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Often served with Spotted Dick and Toad in the Hole.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
She's not here anymore.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Still curious?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (fLVm1)
I can only think of two female cobs... which means there probably were a dozen at some point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
She's not here anymore.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Still curious?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (fLVm1)
Drop a dime on her! She don't wield the ban hammer no more!
Posted by: BifBewalski - just do it, eff nike at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Gabe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
**SNORT**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
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Now thats just mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Gabe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
*snort*
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)
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Is it responsible to show Dan Rather-sized groups of Dan Rather Dan Rathering, without anyone beating them with tire irons?
Let's be better, people. Dan Rather should keep six feet (of soil) away from Dan Rather.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Gorilla Glue Woman at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Depends on your intentions. If you want to build on a relationship that has strong possibilities, spend thought and effort towards something that will be seen as meaningful. Price probably won't be much of a factor. If you're looking just at the flesh, chocolate and lingerie are a solid bet and cheaper than roses.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (+RfCR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (SchxB)
I guess I better not look...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM (PoqRU)
The early years were something that will never be repeated. Those were the days.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (5KACt)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the podcast repartee at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (SchxB)
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I blame subpar reading comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:54 PM (fLVm1)
I couldn't help noticing that except for AOC and a couple stragglers
nobody was in the chambers listening to Rancid Talib gripping, dramatic
survival story on Jan 6. Just too painful for the survivors I guess.
Maybe after few more years they will be able to recall the horrors of
that day.
Posted by: Ripley
As heavily survaled as I'm sure the capitol is, I can only guess the CGI work is way behind and we'll soon have wall to wall coverage of the siege.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:54 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:54 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Depends on your intentions. If you want to build on a relationship that has strong possibilities, spend thought and effort towards something that will be seen as meaningful. Price probably won't be much of a factor. If you're looking just at the flesh, chocolate and lingerie are a solid bet and cheaper than roses.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (+RfCR)
And if you "Have to work on the 14th, but we will get together on the 15th" you can save 50% on the chocolate.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Gabe?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:51 PM (aA3+G)
**SNORT**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:52 PM (6U5M6)
I had to delete that
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2021 10:50 PM (PTDkx)
Worse than The Squad, are the network news outlets that actually broadcast this farcical nonsense. Because if they were even a tiny bit responsible, nobody would know the stupid crap they babble on a daily basis.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (sy5kK)
Good thing he did not read the contents.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
I blame subpar reading comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:54 PM (fLVm1)
Daaaammmmmnnnn.
Posted by: BifBewalski - I'm right here. at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Bete
Now see.
We can have nice things.
At a discount.
Posted by: Thrifty Moe McMiklos at February 08, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 10:56 PM (SchxB)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
.....
Feel free to nuke mine if you need to destroy the evidence.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:56 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the podcast repartee at February 08, 2021 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
He founded off on his own accord.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (5KACt)
Good thing he did not read the contents.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
That was good.
So was the Peruvia thread.
Sad one was when Maet retired.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
I got yelled at by a COB for saying "cake and cunny".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
What on earth does that mean?
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Pastry and punani.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (nakwk)
Knowing several people in the show world I am surprised it has taken you this long to bite the bullet. Or the kibble.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
_________
I told Her Majesty that she didn't actually have to show dogs. That argument did not convince her. At all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (mht8P)
He founded off on his own accord.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (5KACt)
Slipped down the slope he claimed didn't exist.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:58 PM (Ojki1)
Bwahahaha. I have no love for that person. He banned me and he shouldn't have. What an ass.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:58 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 10:58 PM (iOxrB)
cases all proved nothing happened. The fact that the courts didn't hear
the election cases shows there was nothing to see here.
Posted by: Emmie
Well, when not one citizen, lawyer, elected official nor God has standing...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 10:58 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 08, 2021 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Pastry and punani.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (nakwk)
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Here we go
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:58 PM (fLVm1)
But I should have combined it with her birthday. Oh, well, Jewells45 has kept me out of trouble. So far. There is always tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (l9m7l)
OMG, I was home that day lurking and drinking. Not sure I have ever laughed my ass off so hard.
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
I remember that one, and it was sad.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (rwusL)
I know, I was there.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Miklos, feeling his way around at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 11:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 11:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Just before the temps settled to below-freezing or the foreseeable forecast, we got a weird kind of light rain or mist with occasional bits of just plain dang ice hitting. So, naturally, all the roads are slicker'n'snot with no melt in the foreseeable. We ain't goin' nowhere.
Our "survivalist" stores will probably get us through the weekend. If the 'lectric and gas stay on, we'll be fine.
It's feels-like-3° here, so a run to the outhouse is miserable enough, but walking on crunchy ice-coated grass to get there is just insult to injury.
Posted by: mindful webworkergrabs last year's Farmer's Almanac
at February 08, 2021 11:01 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Miklos, with Fritz Feld "POP!" at February 08, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:01 PM (79p/O)
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Depends on the frequency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2021 11:02 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:02 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: BifBewalski - the butcher at February 08, 2021 11:02 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:02 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Miklos, unredoomable at February 08, 2021 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 11:03 PM (ofYez)
Very funny.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:03 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:03 PM (JKh2y)
--
This story will be leading all the nightly newscasts, right?
And Rachel Maddow will go hysterical.
Again.
OK, I can dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:04 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:04 PM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Miklos on the 25 Meter Band at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
There may be a few of us that have not been banned, or put in the barrel. I've been banned and spent a fair amount of time in the barrel. Look for the electronic configuration of NaCl I carved in the back wall of the barrel, next to the Agonizer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (u82oZ)
And Rachel Maddow will go hysterical.
Again.
OK, I can dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:04 PM (sy5kK)
More like hallucinations. Please pass over what you're using.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
Hah!
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (u82oZ)
The door didn't hit him in the ass when he left
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (vuisn)
I'd love to see it. It'd be like a reprint of a 50's issue of MAD Magazine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Scroll down
https://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (yQpMk)
Again.
OK, I can dream.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Dreams involving the Maddow guy?
*generously empties Old Grandad into USB port*
Posted by: Miklos gotta say ixnay at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: mindful webworkergrabs last year's Farmer's Almanac
at February 08, 2021 11:01 PM (TFV0D)
Freezing rain is my least favorite weather. One year when I was a delivery driver I had a package in my van for a week as the delivery address was at the bottom of a large hill- and the bottom of the hill was 30 feet from the lake, which the road helpfully went right to so people could put boats in the water. Nope, ain't testing it.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (Ojki1)
MAINTAIN SIX (6) MEGAHERTZ DISTANCE
Posted by: Miklos
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[struggles to mentally convert to wavelength]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*EUREKA!* I just realized what your nic means after all this time....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 08, 2021 11:08 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:08 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:40 PM (6U5M6)
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The rule is four hour's earnings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM---
That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna can pay her for four hours, when it will only be five minutes.
Posted by: irright at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (BB7pQ)
The door didn't hit him in the ass when he left
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
He probably was disappointed that it didn't.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (qAR6u)
.....
Poetry. Wow.
I'd not have guessed it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (rwusL)
Free range grass fed snark is best snark.
Posted by: BifBewalski - now with no fences at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 08, 2021 10:59 PM (l9m7l)
None posted in the sidebar currently; doesn't necessarily mean no one is plotting.
TX MoMee, which has dogs, is usually the third weekend of October (it depends on some local events).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
He probably was disappointed that it didn't.
Posted by: Bete
Did the door have a knob or a handle?
Posted by: Miklos innocently asked at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
More like hallucinations. Please pass over what you're using.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
I'll trade you for a couple of those cold beers of yours.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:11 PM (sy5kK)
And today was a heat wave. Gonna get the better washer fluid, that goes to -30℉.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (rwusL)
Free range grass fed snark is best snark.
Posted by: BifBewalski - now with no fences at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (VcFUs)
* * * *
*fist bump*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 08, 2021 11:11 PM (rwusL)
Naturally, they're all crammed full of examples of Dems looking bad... they're even putting up legit footage of shit that actually happened and claiming they're examples of fakes, now.
The immediate application is denying that Dems incited violence over the last year, but the broader picture is that they now feel emboldened to lie to our faces even in the face of video evidence. The tech giants will, of course, help them in this enterprise by disappearing anything inconvenient.
Posted by: someguy at February 08, 2021 11:11 PM (/z9fK)
Posted by: Cupid at February 08, 2021 11:12 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
He probably was disappointed that it didn't.
Posted by: Bete
Did the door have a knob or a handle?
Posted by: Miklos innocently asked at February 08, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
*glares at too-fast Miklos*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 11:12 PM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 08, 2021 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 11:07 PM (ofYez)
One of Smash's characters is named The Purple Singapore Sling. He's a USPS medically retired local patient at the Dogly Institute for Mental Well Being.
Posted by: BifBewalski - i shit you not. at February 08, 2021 11:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:12 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 10:41 PM---
That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna can pay her for four hours, when it will only be five minutes.
Posted by: irright at February 08, 2021 11:09 PM (BB7pQ)
Only 5?
Work up to 7.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:13 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
There's a Rodney Dangerfield joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Miklos, nervously loosening collar at February 08, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:13 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Miklos
[struggles to mentally convert to wavelength]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I c what you did there.
Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Cupido at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (n/szn)
More like hallucinations. Please pass over what you're using.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
I'll trade you for a couple of those cold beers of yours.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:11 PM (sy5kK)
Ice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, the picture of innocent charm at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----
*EUREKA!* I just realized what your nic means after all this time....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 08, 2021 11:08 PM (UUBmN)
Yeah, this took me way longer than it should have ...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (TK8Ry)
I miss him but he is with the rest of the morons who have gone to Value-Rite heaven.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:15 PM (79p/O)
In this way, you are able to combine anniversary presents and holiday/birthday presents.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 10:47 PM
I think the "combined" present would have to be 2 x a regular present, plus 1.
Making it easier to remember the anniversary is a plus though.
However, with just about everyone having a smart phone with a calendar, wouldn't it be easier to just enter all of the "special" days, with reminders?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2021 11:16 PM (awtm/)
I miss him but he is with the rest of the morons who have gone to Value-Rite heaven.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:15 PM (79p/O)
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Yeah. I wish.
Posted by: Satan at February 08, 2021 11:16 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:17 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 11:18 PM (SchxB)
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*EUREKA!* I just realized what your nic means after all this time....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 08, 2021 11:08 PM (UUBmN)
Yeah, this took me way longer than it should have ...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (TK8Ry)
Well fook.
Posted by: BifBewalski - 2nd gear is screaming at February 08, 2021 11:18 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*EUREKA!* I just realized what your nic means after all this time....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 08, 2021 11:08 PM (UUBmN)
Yeah, this took me way longer than it should have ...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 08, 2021 11:14 PM (TK8Ry)
I knew a long time ago, because I had a roommate in college for a while who was a chemistry major. He made lame jokes using scientific knowledge a lot. I was a business major, so I had no redeeming value anyway. But I still laughed at his stuff, mostly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2021 11:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lawerence from Office Space at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (JKh2y)
My wife. I jumped in the shower with her, but it was much colder than expected. -30℉. Usually it's only -20℉. She can be a tad cold if I forget our anniversary twice in a row.
Like that?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JROD at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: JROD at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:17 PM
Make damn sure you don't mix up the cakes.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
The jewelry store which sent thank you notes to the men for their Valentine purchases, that the wifes opened.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Be well.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 11:20 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: BifBewalski -
me either.
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (JKh2y)
I cheated and looked it up.
Posted by: BifBewalski - damned sneaky NaCly at February 08, 2021 11:20 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JROD at February 08, 2021 11:19 PM (0jZnq)
It's hard to tell in the dark.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: klaftern at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (RuIsu)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=025461
April 18, 2004
"Madfish Willie" got firstestest of a whopping 30 comments.
DO NOT COMMENT ON OLD THREADS
THIS INANE SOFTWARE WILL LET YOU COMMENT AND THEN BAN YOU FOR IT.
Posted by: mindful webworkerno body nose the arch ives seen
at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Do they know about each other?
Tell your wife you'll spend the day with the mistress.
The the mistress you'll spend the day with your wife.
Head to the range and get some practice in.
Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (P1f+c)
I'd love to see it. It'd be like a reprint of a 50's issue of MAD Magazine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 08, 2021 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Scroll down
https://ace-o-spades.blogspot.com/
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 08, 2021 11:06 PM (yQpMk)
Lorenzo llamas?
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (03n3v)
Miklos, I can't seem to be able to pick up these cocktails.
Do you think I'm using the wrong software?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:21 PM (JKh2y)
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I was told there would be no chemistry in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:23 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (wpBwb)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (vuisn)
Wow, thanks everyone.
Sorry I haven't responded earlier, but I just noticed that people had commented on this not-yet-up-and-running blog earlier today.
I'm planning to begin posting in both places -- here and blogspot -- until past the weekend. And then, sometime next week, I'll be here full-time.
Thanks to everyone for the big welcome!
Posted by: ace at April 28, 2004 07:23 AM (ft9LP)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
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The jewelry store which sent thank you notes to the men for their Valentine purchases, that the wifes opened.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 11:20 PM
Cash. How does it work?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (awtm/)
Not surprisingly Spielberg has the occupants as gun crazed nuts though.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (Ojki1)
.....
I wouldn't fret.
It's mostly elementary level chemistry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (wpBwb)
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It is a place of respite and solitude.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (fLVm1)
Sigh, NOW what do I do?
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Write letters to the Penthouse forum, obviously.
Posted by: mikeski at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (wpBwb)
You wish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (mzC78)
I was told there would be no chemistry in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (fLVm1)
Yeah, and no maths, NaCly with your fancy pants subscripts .
Posted by: BifBewalski - jealous of your platinum privlidges at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (VcFUs)
Sigh, NOW what do I do?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM
Dear Penthouse,
You wouldn't believe ...
Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2021 11:26 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at February 08, 2021 11:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
"That's President Biden"
OK then...
"Who is that old guy wandering around the South Lawn with no pants asking somebody to take him home"
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: klaftern at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Wow, ace was up before noon!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (wpBwb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
"So my wife (oooh, my wife, what a treat) says 'Get something, you know, to help out'. So I go to the drugstore and the guy says 'OK, it's called KY Jelly. Keeps things moving, like in your car'.
I said OK, my wife says I'm a quart low.
The guys says try this, it's good to -30.
Hey-like the guy knew my wife!"
Posted by: Miklos Dangerfield, still got marks where the jockey hit me at February 08, 2021 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Miklos, I can't seem to be able to pick up these cocktails.
Do you think I'm using the wrong software?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:28 PM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
You referencing the dude that needs a set of clippers?
Posted by: BifBewalski - so not volunteering for that hair cut. at February 08, 2021 11:29 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue
Heh, guess I have a gutter mind. I got Harry's right off the bat.
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:30 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 08, 2021 11:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (axyOa)
Sigh, NOW what do I do?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (vuisn)
Find a good divorce attorney.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Software Inc. at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: BifBewalski - waste of good whiskey at February 08, 2021 11:32 PM (VcFUs)
Do you think I'm using the wrong software?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
These days, every "software" has a "hardware' component.
Posted by: MiklosBot, overdue to be down for service at February 08, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Guess what? Unemployment taxes are going up on businesses.
LMAO.
Keep killing the golden goose, dembasses.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (ufFY8)
Wait until we have to balance formulas.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (axyOa)
I always had atom parts leftover.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Software Inc. at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (r1z5A)
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Just a minute buster. We have patents!
Posted by: Dominion Voting Technology at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (fLVm1)
He's Greek.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 08, 2021 11:30 PM (yQpMk)
*snort*
Posted by: BifBewalski - waste of good whiskey at February 08, 2021 11:32 PM (VcFUs)
Oh hell no!
Posted by: BifBewalski - Ben Had's kitchen table at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Software Inc.
EQUALITY EQUITY
Posted by: Diverse and Inclusive Miklos at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
We'll have to keep an ion you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (mzC78)
Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue
Heh, guess I have a gutter mind. I got Harry's right off the bat.
It amazes me sometimes not which obscure references make it into nics, but which fairly obvious ones require explanation.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (axyOa)
I always had atom parts leftover.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
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Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't.
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (fLVm1)
Wait until we have to balance formulas.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2021 11:31 PM (axyOa)
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH
***the nightmares return***
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Miklos
[struggles to mentally convert to wavelength]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I c what you did there.
Posted by: mikeski
Hah, L it is.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:34 PM (Xih1H)
His ghost still posts occasionally. Died of the covids, and a typo, but mostly a typo.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:35 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 08, 2021 11:30 PM (yQpMk)
......
I think you people have ruined me.
We were discussing Bible translations in Sunday School, and how the ESV and NLT were written to make it more understandable to English speakers.
I said "Yeah, I read the earlier versions and it was all Greek to me."
The Pastor started horse-laughing and everybody else looked at me like I was weird.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (6U5M6)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
That's part of your charm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
That's part of your charm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (F0YaR)
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Don't try to spin it.
Posted by: Erwin Schrodinger at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude
We would be interested in purchasing those from you, for ummm, research.
Posted by: Iran at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Infidel at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (JKh2y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
That's part of your charm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (F0YaR)
You go for the quarky types, don't you?
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2021 11:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:38 PM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Miklos from Panamania at February 08, 2021 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
The Pastor started horse-laughing and everybody else looked at me like I was weird.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (6U5M6)
This is what happens when you run with the wrong crowd.
-Splendor In The Grass
Posted by: Natalie Wood - Treading Water Here Boss at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
That's part of your charm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (F0YaR)
You go for the quarky types, don't you?
Posted by: browndog
A bottom needs a top
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2021 11:36 PM (F0YaR)
You go for the quarky types, don't you?
Posted by: browndog
It's a fusion of ideas.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (mht8P)
It would behoove us to not be too precipitate in arriving at a solution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (mzC78)
I was told there would be no chemistry in this thread.
________
I have no reaction to this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:37 PM (mht8P)
Keep it to yourself, there's a mole in this thread!
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (BgMrQ)
With canoodling.
Which is not an excuse to lose tools.
And Misanthropic Humanitarian, please stay warm. -22℉ is reason to be cautious.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet
WE BUY SCRAP ELECTRONS
No questions asked
Posted by: Miklos von Teller-Szilard-Neumann at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Because we *all* know beer is a vector for coof transmission. /s
Posted by: Flyover, it's *still* snowing at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (Rbu5d)
I had the same a-ha moment a few nights ago about NaCly Dog's nic. Salty Dog is clever. And a good sport.
Speaking of A-Ha -- a song of theirs that's NOT "Take on Me"...
https://youtu.be/a3ir9HC9vYg
Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (mZUr4)
It would behoove us to not be too precipitate in arriving at a solution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:39 PM (mzC7
_________
This thread is boron me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:40 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 08, 2021 11:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Snatch reference to go with the cake and cunny.
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 11:41 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Miklos, not seeing much room for debate at February 08, 2021 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: LRob in TN at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (JAsXl)
Hmm, so thats his advice for a respiratory virus; but wasnt for certain STD a few years back
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: BifBewalski - reminiscing at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
All this sexy talk is titrating
Posted by: Miklos, wearing a lab coat for Added Authenticity at February 08, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, also a Moron of Few Words at February 08, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at February 08, 2021 11:44 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:44 PM (mht8P)
Time for me to crawl under the covers... preferably until May. Y'all will be okay without me, right? Right. ("Oh, were you here?")
z zz z z z z
Posted by: mindful webworker
do it for science!
at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: LRob in TN at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (JAsXl)
Posted by: Miklos, not seeing much room for debate at February 08, 2021 11:41 PM
Absorutery...
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (iOxrB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (PoqRU)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=342034
And the first
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=342016
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Funsize at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (Xih1H)
z zz z z z z
Posted by: mindful webworker
do it for science!
at February 08, 2021 11:45 PM (TFV0D)
Hibernate peacefully!
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Miklos, wearing a lab coat for Added Authenticity at February 08, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
All you do is thinks of sex!
No sense of molality at all...
Posted by: browndog at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (wpBwb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 27, 2013 07:10 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2021 11:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (Xih1H)
Well you can't tell some people to stop living their life for a virus. That's like, UnAmerican or something.
/
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:47 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos, wearing a lab coat for Added Authenticity at February 08, 2021 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Ella Emhoff's titrating is -2.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:48 PM (mzC78)
What is the AoS barrel?
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:46 PM (wpBwb)
__________
It's sort of Special Education for Morons.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:48 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2021 11:42 PM (Xih1H)
.....
His advice was just as competent then.
He told heteros to stop having sex to keep homos from spreading HIV.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 08, 2021 11:49 PM (6U5M6)
Idiots.
Everybody remembers that Peruvia even had a Japanese Prime Minister, Hirohito.
Posted by: Miklos, public skool attendee at February 08, 2021 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:49 PM (mht8P)
*****
It's sort of an entertainment center for lonely sailors on long voyages. Your day is Thursday.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 08, 2021 11:50 PM (m45I2)
Well, they should know if you have a weapon you bring when the militia is called up, that uses standard ammo. That's the ONLY thing they should need to know.
Posted by: GWB at February 08, 2021 11:50 PM (lclUd)
Bears have the right idea. Eat lots of fat, sleep all winter, wake up thinner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:49 PM (mht8P)
Well, except when they play football badly anyway.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:51 PM (wpBwb)
Malik Obama has been suspended.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 08, 2021 11:51 PM (+7w4B)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2021 11:52 PM (3BMAd)
I'll try to keep up with the nic changes.
Posted by: BifBewalski - feeling the booze at February 08, 2021 11:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Funsize at February 08, 2021 11:53 PM (EiPf6)
A lonely nation turns it's eyes to you.
You could put Trump's name in that first line.
Posted by: Mpfs, Downtrodden Piglet From Animal Farm at February 08, 2021 10:03 PM (79p/O)
Yes, absolutely so true.
Posted by: keena at February 08, 2021 11:53 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 08, 2021 11:53 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2021 11:52 PM (3BMAd)
How is the weather in your AO, garrett? I hear it's mighty cold up in Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:53 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 08, 2021 11:24 PM (wpBwb)
You wish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:25 PM (mzC7
The proper question is, what is NOT in the barrel.
1. Fresh air. 2. Disinfectant. 3. Floors that aren't sticky. 4. The delightful and restful scent of lavender. 5. Anything that needs sunlight to live. I could go on, but...
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2021 11:54 PM (qQnCr)
China urges Tesla to operate in-line with domestic laws.
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He's building a big plant in Austin, and another one in Germany. He'll sabotage the machinery when he leaves China.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 08, 2021 11:55 PM (+7w4B)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2021 11:55 PM (qQnCr)
Single digit highs by the end of the week.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2021 11:56 PM (3BMAd)
1. Fresh air. 2. Disinfectant. 3. Floors that aren't sticky. 4. The delightful and restful scent of lavender. 5. Anything that needs sunlight to live. I could go on, but...
Posted by: tcn in AK
I left almost a full pint of rye in the cupboard in the Break Barrel where the cleaning supplies should be (but aren't).
Posted by: Miklos, because Kind and Generous at February 08, 2021 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GWB at February 08, 2021 11:56 PM (lclUd)
Here in Iowa, even the hospitals are rebelling against the "public health" unelected bureaucrats and their mask nonsense. The doctors have started openly mocking these boards and refuse to pull their kids out of school. So good on ya, Guvnah!
Posted by: pookysgirl, Hawkeye at February 08, 2021 11:56 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Funsize at February 08, 2021 11:53 PM (EiPf6)
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Just go now. Don't get entangled up in these bad puns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2021 11:57 PM (fLVm1)
Bears have the right idea. Eat lots of fat, sleep all winter, wake up thinner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2021 11:49 PM (mht8P)
Well, except when they play football badly anyway.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 11:50 PM (Ojki1)
Everybody! The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, they really really really really really really suck, the Bears...still...suck!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2021 11:57 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Emmie at February 08, 2021 11:03 PM (ofYez)
Awwww, I appreciate that you noticed.
Posted by: GWB at February 08, 2021 11:58 PM (lclUd)
Single digit highs by the end of the week.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2021 11:56 PM (3BMAd)
Better break out the fur-lined jockstrap, then. I sure am glad to be "stuck" here in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2021 11:58 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: James at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (TdWJo)
Posted by: Cicero
Not so bad.
It's relative.
Posted by: Miklos, smartest man in this chair right now at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian
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It teaches lessons which are never forgotten.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (WD9ZA)
I still got snow in the front yard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (iOxrB)
I just keep the snow off the dirve and the road and get back inside to Coffee, Records and Pinball as fast as I can.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2021 12:00 AM (3BMAd)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:00 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 09, 2021 12:00 AM (I6Qlc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (SchxB)
Well you are looking down on Four Peaks, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:01 AM (mzC78)
Everybody! The Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, the Bears still suck, they really really really really really really suck, the Bears...still...suck!
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Is that an Aaron Rodgers quote?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 09, 2021 12:02 AM (+RfCR)
Posted by: Hadrian
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It teaches lessons which are never forgotten.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (WD9ZA)
Well, except the one about remembering closing tags. Somehow that one slips the mind as the horrors curl around the ankle as some just can't stop forgetting the tags.
Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2021 12:02 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:02 AM (iOxrB)
No, they're over 2,000 ft higher at the top than I am. They are closer to a big heat reservoir, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:03 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: GWB at February 08, 2021 11:58 PM (lclUd)
I've been wondering about your nic. If it were GBW, I would think "glow bull warming."
Posted by: Emmie at February 09, 2021 12:03 AM (ofYez)
Those of us who live in accordance with the values espoused in our Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights--the AMERICANS--need feel no guilt whatsoever.
So these drooling scumbags can be given their "victory" this time, but WE own the war. Never forget that.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 09, 2021 12:03 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Bete
Close tags and remove wrinkles with this One Weird Trick (do it now).
Posted by: Miklosian Click-through Enterprises LLC at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:03 AM (SchxB)
This time of year, big heat reservoirs are a Good Thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Funsize at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (EiPf6)
Close tags and remove wrinkles with this One Weird Trick (do it now).
Posted by: Miklosian Click-through Enterprises LLC at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Didn't Lacy Wigs promise that?
Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (Ojki1)
It's just a classroom.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 09, 2021 12:04 AM (r1z5A)
I never got sent to it for that purpose, but for us it was just the study hall room.
Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2021 12:05 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Miklos from the Shire (Hillshire Farms, precisely) at February 09, 2021 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Emmie at February 09, 2021 12:06 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:06 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 09, 2021 12:06 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:06 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 09, 2021 12:07 AM (PoqRU)
Thank you for the encouraging words. I'll never be ashamed of this country of western civilization!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:07 AM (Rz2Nc)
It's just a classroom.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:05 AM (SchxB)
Senior year the class Valedictorian skipped the second day of Speech class finals as he gave his speech on the first day. He then had to do detention on the last day of school or not be allowed to walk (and give his speech) at graduation.
Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2021 12:07 AM (Ojki1)
"If they only impeached you twice, you need to run again. Because to change the system you have to kick it in the a#$. I would love to be the only President to be impeached three times. Because history remembers those that didn't conform.
I'm in, are you?"
- Brad Parscale (@parscale) February 6, 2021
Ok then!
I wonder what actually happened to Brad, when he melted down last year. But it seems he is back.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2021 12:08 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:09 AM (vuisn)
If you're gonna go, go big.
And on that note, Goodnight, Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 09, 2021 12:09 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 09, 2021 12:06 AM (r1z5A)
It's indeterminate right now, but maybe as late as April. Sort of depends upon when Canada comes to its senses and drops a requirement for a 3-day hotel quarantine for travelers returning by air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:09 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:10 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * rise up Lazuras at February 09, 2021 12:02 AM (+RfCR)
Polka in WI.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:10 AM (qQnCr)
What is the chemical with the formula BaNa2?
Banana. Like those cheesy jokes?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2021 11:22 PM (u82oZ)
Exactly like those jokes.
Such a simpler time.
And I had to change the 2 because of pixy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2021 12:11 AM (sy5kK)
Dorcas Blimline was the original nic from Brattleboro.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:11 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Miklosadapted from Slim Whitman at February 09, 2021 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Neat Twilight Zone reference.
But given the bizarre descriptions of the barrel so far -- "entertainment center for lonely sailors" (WTF, dude) to "what isn't in the barrel" to "lessons that won't be forgotten", I'm thinking the barrel is more Night Gallery. Say "Pickman's Model."
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 09, 2021 12:12 AM (wpBwb)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:12 AM (iOxrB)
April. Sort of depends upon when Canada comes to its senses and drops a
requirement for a 3-day hotel quarantine for travelers returning by air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Cool, I'll keep you posted. If it works out, I'll buy drinks.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 09, 2021 12:12 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:12 AM (iOxrB)
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On the other hand, I understand that the codpieces are made from genuine cod.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2021 12:13 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:09 AM (vuisn)
Or umber
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2021 12:14 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Dorcas was SO RIGHT!!!
But Mary is more righter.
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 09, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: James at February 08, 2021 11:59 PM (TdWJo)
Different generations, same Viet Cong ideology.
- Brad Parscale (@parscale) February 6, 2021
Ok then!
I wonder what actually happened to Brad, when he melted down last year. But it seems he is back.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 09, 2021 12:08 AM (sy5kK)
Some kind of financial scandal, probably drummed up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2021 12:15 AM (F0YaR)
Always remember, we're Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD, our heritage requires it more than ever.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 09, 2021 12:15 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:16 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 09, 2021 12:16 AM (l4l/z)
The 'rabbit fur massage mitt', offered at $69.99, looks like it has possibilities...
Sensuous double sided (no leather palm) fur massage mitt for pleasing your "partner"!!
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:17 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 09, 2021 12:17 AM (wpBwb)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:10 AM (qQnCr)
That's a required course to pass the third grade.
Or so I hear.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 09, 2021 12:18 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero
Many are mislabeled, and from cheaper species.
In particular, avoid the Patagonian Toothfish.
Posted by: Miklos, does this codpiece match my cravat? at February 09, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at February 09, 2021 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
There was also Mary Cloggenstein and her precious President Obama, but she wasn't from Brattleboro. Over time, she and Dorcas got merged together.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:18 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:18 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 09, 2021 12:19 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:17 AM (iOxrB)
Also good for wiping your butt.
Posted by: The Bear at February 09, 2021 12:19 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Zettai
If it said "pardner" I would be concerned about America's Future.
Posted by: Miklos, more intrigued than concerned at February 09, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ex
hunter will hoover that shit up in a jiffy!
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:20 AM (4Jold)
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If there's a good job, even a decent job in it I'll take $6,000 and move to Natchez.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 09, 2021 12:20 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Two Minutes to Midnight at February 09, 2021 12:20 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2021 10:23 PM (M0Ul9)
Loved how Jeff Lynne provided another voice to Roy Wood in The Move. Both of them understood rock inside and out but I think Roy did a *lot* of acid.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 12:20 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Caesar North
Fake Marys were easy to spot. Mary had a distinct approach to English.
Posted by: Miklos, more less concerned at February 09, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
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If there's a good job, even a decent job in it I'll take $6,000 and move to Natchez.
Posted by: e
you have to read the fine print, they give you $6,000 to move there but they charge you $12,000 to move out.
check in any time you want
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:21 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Cicero
Many are mislabeled, and from cheaper species.
In particular, avoid the Patagonian Toothfish.
Posted by: Miklos, does this codpiece match my cravat? at February 09, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
The Red Snapper is not a big seller either.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2021 12:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Miklos, in a Class by himself at February 09, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:24 AM (vuisn)
I hear the Cob dental is not accepted there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 09, 2021 12:25 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: D
that is why they still come with a dowry
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:25 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Diogenes
Actually it is, just gotta know your customers.
Posted by: Miklos, who worked in the French Quarter at February 09, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2021 12:23 AM (axyOa)
Very costly, but if you get a good one, totally worth it!
Posted by: Rachel Levine at February 09, 2021 12:26 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: M
what I had heard is that the dental is fantastic and the teeth in natchez are maybe the nest in the world, but you have to share the singl set.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (4Jold)
Catch and release at some spots back in action, including no C19 screening (which is pointless anyway, like literally every other "policy" or "intervention", for a prevalent virus, but that's another catastrophe).
Few weeks back at BP internal checkpoint, I expressed regret for what was about to happen to the country, 3 officers shook their heads in disgust and agreed. Sickening. Still recall the instant morale boost/visible change with BP 4 years ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:24 AM (vuisn)
I have no idea why they never made it bigger in the US. I did my part by having everyone in my dorm playing Message From the Country.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:16 AM (4Jold)
You do have to buy a $150,000 house first, so you're already know to be rich.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: E
so that is the rub, there are no $150,000 houses in natchez.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:28 AM (4Jold)
I absolutely love it here!
Thanks you horde of horedestnest!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 09, 2021 12:29 AM (PoqRU)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
150 grand might buy a pretty nice home in Natchez.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:29 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:28 AM (4Jold)
There are, and more now!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:30 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:30 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:30 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (y7DUB)
Wizzard was a decent spinoff band as well.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: confederatefifth
I have this here fine example of a single wide estate home for a mere $150,000.....
Posted by: Mr. Miklos Haney at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
!!!!!
Any part of this being true would be an enormous outrage and scandal - in the America that's gone and fading pretty fast from memory.
Anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mr. Miklos H
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (4Jold)
The twist is that ParisParamus was a yuge Romney fan.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 12:32 AM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
150 grand might buy a pretty nice home in Natchez.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:29 AM (mzC7
Any lonely and man-starved former Miss Mississippis residing thereabouts?
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:32 AM (4I/2K)
Whose socks were nothing but patches
He said, "I'm not dumb
And may look like a bum,
But every pair I have matches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:34 AM (mzC78)
Anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (OTzUX)
No different than anywhere else in the federal government, including the DOD refusing to leave Syria.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile
Well hey big boy
Posted by: Miss Diversity Mississippi 2009 at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Natchez looks like a steal to me. I could probably pay cash for this after selling up here.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Miss Diversity Mississippi 2009 at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Turns out she IS a big boy.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:36 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:29 AM (mzC7
It probably would, but 6000 isn't much of an incintive.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)
Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Peruvianische.
Posted by: Austrian Obama at February 09, 2021 12:37 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 09, 2021 12:31 AM (vuisn)
Roy was pretty nutty by then. "I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day" is better than almost all of the holiday schlock the classic crock stations inundate us with post Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 12:37 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:37 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)
Would pay your property taxes for a couple of years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:37 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (qQnCr)
Tiny lot. And judging by street names, you could do better.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:38 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:39 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Miss Diversity Mississippi 2009 at February 09, 2021 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
I prefer ladies that sing soprano, not baritone.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:40 AM (4I/2K)
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I think some people really do find undisciplined, bilious, dumb, and/or ill-considered remarks to be a plus.
Posted by: ace at October 18, 2011 01:50 PM (nj1bB)
I don't think it's that at all. I think it's that when you listen to the "disciplined, considered remarks", those guys are either saying as little as they can get away with, running down the clock or outright lying. Romney's completely disciplined. Do we have any idea what he's really going to do about anything, other than nut in our collective eye?
Posted by: ... at October 18, 2011 01:58 PM (sB52h)
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Well that aged like a fine wine.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 12:40 AM (jBRLB)
then you would be abl to plunder it for their women, livestock and the sacred community tooth.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:41 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:36 AM (Rz2Nc)
I would note that they are aiming this promo at people who are working from home, i.e. people who already have jobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (ZBd2j)
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I never understood the abject hate out there for Castle
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Please. We can bury Misty O'Donnell in this thread, but no way in heck are we gonna use it to resurrect that asshole. Fuck him and the rest of the country-fucking RINO's. They, not the O'Donnell's of the world, will be the death of the party and the death of America. Fuck them.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2010 12:58 PM (KDS3E)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: R
how you say the power of and
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:43 AM (4Jold)
then you would be abl to plunder it for their women, livestock and the sacred community tooth.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:41 AM (4Jold)
But you would piss it all away in a juke joint hearing the blues and drinking from mason jars.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:43 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:43 AM (w3k5W)
Nancy Armour
@nrarmour
Tom Brady's politics aren't the problem. It's his refusal to recognize that his ability to enter and exit the debate when he chooses, to shield himself from accountability, is a privilege that Black and brown athletes don't have.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2021 12:44 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Better beaches and tax-free
https://barbadoswelcomestamp.bb/
Posted by: Miklosian Planning Department, section B at February 09, 2021 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (iOxrB)
And Mrs. Howell. Trifecta.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:44 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Caesar N
btw, it is not easy to get good white lightning in ny.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (iOxrB)
And Mrs. Howell. Trifecta.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:44 AM (4I/2K)
Or Mr. Howell if you're adventurous.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (BMmaB)
@nrarmour
Tom Brady's politics aren't the problem. It's his refusal to recognize that his ability to enter and exit the debate when he chooses, to shield himself from accountability, is a privilege that Black and brown athletes don't have.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2021 12:44 AM (63Dwl)
Good. So you're admitting the problem is that he's white.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (jBRLB)
Posted by: R
I'm in a bang with a gang!
Posted by: AC/DC at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Lil' Buddy at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 09, 2021 12:37 AM (qQnCr)
True, but property tax is a deductible. Depends on if they want working people or retired people.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Synesthenic aphasiac at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: A
this is how natchez became the chaturbate center of the world!
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (4Jold)
I would think upstate there are stills no one even knows about.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:47 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:48 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:48 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Miklos, third shift copyeditor at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:42 AM (mzC7
Thanks, that makes sense.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:46 AM (4Jold)
World's record red snapper landed in Natchez!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Caesar N
mr rourk was a task master.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos, third shift copyeditor at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)
Ahem
Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 09, 2021 12:50 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:50 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
1952
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at February 09, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
And while we're at it, isn't "being shielded from accountability" one of the atomic components of Black Democratium? Irony, thy name is Karen. Or Nancy.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (jBRLB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (4Jold)
Not another tossing?
Posted by: Tattoo at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:45 AM (4Jold)
It's not easy to get anything good in ny.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)
Skipper, Gilligan, and the Professor were gay. Mr. Howell was willing, but limited by the fact that Viagra hadn't been invented yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:49 AM (4Jold)
Not another tossing?
Posted by: T
no tattoo, that is enough salad for the day
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:52 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Never heard of a coco-nut?
Posted by: the Professor at February 09, 2021 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
WHY DO SO MANY DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLES HAVE MICROPHONES!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:54 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (ZBd2j)
Naw, the Professor was doing both Ginger and MaryAnn. Which is why he never was "able" to fix a small hole in the boat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:55 AM (mzC78)
I know the Caymans has world-class Internet service, for... reasons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:55 AM (ZBd2j)
the thing is is, when you start hiring somebody to run your remote for you, your economy has issues.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:56 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:55 AM (mzC7
And had a swinging bachelor pad.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 09, 2021 12:56 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He was focused on the little man in the boat.
Posted by: Miklos, wise beyond his ears at February 09, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Now that that's off my mind good night Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 09, 2021 12:57 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
Word has it you can get a right good rodgering come tax time...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 12:57 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 12:51 AM (Rz2Nc)
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They have some pretty kickass bridges, though. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Tadeusz Kościuszko at February 09, 2021 12:57 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:55 AM (ZBd2j)
Because it's easy to get a lot of corporations into one PO box?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 12:58 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 12:58 AM (iOxrB)
Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2021 12:58 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 12:59 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 12:59 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Zettai
You mean it broke the barrier?
Posted by: Miklos, both wide-eyed and innocent at February 09, 2021 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 01:00 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Z
there is nothing maiden about the f15
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:00 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Black and Brown Athlete at February 09, 2021 01:01 AM (Bvn1K)
The F-15EX is not your pappy's F-15! It's got carbon fibre and hypersonic nukyuler missiles and shit...
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 01:02 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Z
and the 737 max software
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:03 AM (4Jold)
I saw that Other Brother Fredo was trying to charge the medical people who volunteered to come and help with Teh Covids New York taxes for the FULL YEAR if they'd been in New York for more than two weeks (I think it was two weeks).
Yeah, see if anyone comes to help next time, asshole.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 01:03 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 01:03 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 01:04 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:05 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 09, 2021 01:05 AM (Rz2Nc)
Yeah, see if anyone comes to help next time, asshole.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 09, 2021 01:03 AM (ZBd2j)
Good luck collecting it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2021 01:08 AM (BMmaB)
And why should I bother following the law when those in government positions are blatantly violating it?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 09, 2021 01:08 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 09, 2021 01:09 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:10 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 09, 2021 01:10 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Ray Lewis at February 09, 2021 12:50 AM (BMmaB)
She said "enter & exit the debate when [they] choose." Not "enter & exit a nightclub parking lot."
Posted by: Ray Lewis' Victims at February 09, 2021 01:11 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:11 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 01:11 AM (iOxrB)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:12 AM (4Jold)
Dang it - missed the devil number by one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I've had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2021 01:13 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He was focused on the little man in the boat.
Posted by: Miklos, wise beyond his ears at February 09, 2021 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
I think 'small hole' and 'Ginger' don't belong in the same sentence.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 09, 2021 01:14 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bronx Goat at February 09, 2021 01:15 AM (Bvn1K)
Not only did Caitlyn win the decathlon, she even beat all the men!
@michaeljknowles
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Twatter ROTFLMFAOs from earlier today
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 09, 2021 01:15 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 01:11 AM (iOxrB)
***jumps up and down in celebration, slips on confetti, dents Lombardi trophy***
Oopsie.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 09, 2021 01:17 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Duh, Democrat privilege. Laws are for YOU!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2021 01:19 AM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 09, 2021 01:20 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JEM at February 09, 2021 01:22 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bronx Goat
My goat leggings are still at the cleaners.
The Korean lady never really says anything, but she does look at me funny and wears extra gloves.
Posted by: Miklos, who alos uses the penny shopper coupons at February 09, 2021 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Shane at February 09, 2021 01:25 AM (1p6AI)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:26 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2021 01:26 AM (Bvn1K)
Re Springsteen: Van Morrison hates his guts. Says Bruce more or less stole most of his shtick from him. (Although at least Van never posed as a blue-collar American.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 09, 2021 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, recalling when Ace was learnin' French at February 09, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
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Yeah. I've been saying that before the end of all this (fuck knows when) they are going to digitally insert masks into some famous movie - or movies - to "teach" us.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 01:28 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 09, 2021 01:30 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*adds codpiece and goat leggings*
Oh yeah
Posted by: Miklos, shuffling down E Street at February 09, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:26 AM (4Jold)
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Howls of outrage from *some*. We had an extremely strong anti McCain contingent. But there certainly was a lot of Party Unity/Reagan Rule shit everywhere back then.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 01:30 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:31 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:32 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 01:33 AM (uEbPt)
herb alpert and neil diamond have everything a guy needs to get laid.
they are not even from my gen.
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:34 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Miklos, admittedly difficult to dance to at February 09, 2021 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:32 AM (4Jold)
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I'll have to look back. I was strong anti McCain from the word go, and I don't remember it being most against me.
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2021 01:34 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2021 01:35 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: ...
not worth the effort
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:35 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: Zettai at February 09, 2021 01:43 AM (iOxrB)
Yeah, lots of hucksterism in the show, manufactured drama, etc. Still, he and his wife bred and raised a herd of pretty screwed up weird kids into likely even tragically flawed adults, who all still very likely align with US, vs. the libtards.
Regardless. Mr. Bush was not a pussy, a wimp, a complainer nor a layabout. We might not have wanted him in our HOA, but damn, he lived it on his terms, and pretty much kicked it's ass till it kicked his, once and for all. Respect, and CHEERS.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2021 01:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklosian Reform and Rectification Plan at February 09, 2021 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Well, really, dialing that down.. I voted BIGGER against their respective opponents.
Truth that I do know. Downstream effects such as appointments and executive orders are HUGE consequences post inaugurations. There is never ANY democrat to be trusted with hands on the levers of power. EVER.
Post Trump? I'll vote for raimondo before I vote for GOPe, again. /snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2021 01:49 AM (QzJWU)
Well, really, dialing that down.. I voted BIGGER against their respective opponents.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
evrybody did, even though they were both cocksuckers.
when is the next postal shoot?
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:52 AM (4Jold)
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 01:52 AM (4Jold)
First one had a support staff of me n' three. IF another? Triple that, believe me. We BARELY survived and published the first and only effort, thus far. Given shortages, we do another, it's going to be .22 LR ONLY.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2021 01:56 AM (QzJWU)
The band was ok, doing Lynard Skynard covers.
Miklos said he'd join me for a shot or 2, but he never showed up.
But, that's how he is...you know Miklos.
I'll probably lurk for awhile, because I totally dig hanging out here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 09, 2021 01:56 AM (PoqRU)
First one had a support staff of me n' three. IF another? Triple that, believe me. We BARELY survived and published the first and only effort, thus far. Given shortages, we do another, it's going to be .22 LR ONLY.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: J
I was 1 of your three
do it again!
more fun now
Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 02:01 AM (4Jold)
more fun now. Posted by: confederatefifth at February 09, 2021 02:01 AM (4Jold)
You cannot volunteer to be The Target. Eventually, Weasel will be at the line and he WILL connect, capiche?
Oh, and yeah. He'll take the cannoli.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 09, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2021 02:11 AM (Bvn1K)
here in #Failifornia, ima vote for the worst candidate in the primaries, because i sincerely believe that these idiots deserve to get what they vote for, and they deserve to get it good and hard. since the big cities/areas all use Dominion, AFAIK, the final election is irrelevant.
we are accelerating our research on how to GTFO of #Failifornia before the pogroms and the shooting starts., because it is coming.
and no, i am not engaging in hyperbole or hysteria. history is clear on the progression of events in this sort of scenario.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 09, 2021 02:11 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 09, 2021 02:11 AM (kGHHG)
This is why I became a registered Democrat. It'll throw off the dogs, at least for a little while.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 09, 2021 02:13 AM (Bvn1K)
Cleaned it out but J reminded me I needed to get the plates before they towed it. So in 6 degrees to tried to take them off. One screw wouldn't loosen so had to rip it off. That worked. They never showed.
Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2021 02:32 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 02:40 AM (a4EWo)
and they can tell me exactly when my "secret" ballot was received.
lastly, for the First! time in my life, i am a registered Demonrat... now, to vote for the very worst of their candidates in the primary!
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 09, 2021 02:42 AM (kGHHG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 02:50 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 02:51 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 02:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 03:06 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 09, 2021 03:16 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 09, 2021 03:17 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 09, 2021 03:18 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:18 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 03:22 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 09, 2021 03:24 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 09, 2021 03:26 AM (bzrNB)
Daughter is good. They find out if boy or girl soon.
Hope all is good with you
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:27 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:28 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Miracle Max at February 09, 2021 03:28 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 03:29 AM (Cxk7w)
You'd think I'd be over the muscle stress from shovelling by now but you'd be wrong.
At least I think it's from that
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:32 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:34 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 02:50 AM (a4EWo)
No credit cards for me anymore. Can be a bit of a hassle. Did finally get a debit card with my local bank last year only because I needed to rent a car.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:36 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:37 AM (UEkAM)
Ethan van Sciver: "win win."
Posted by: Stonn at February 09, 2021 03:40 AM (4dO7K)
FIFY
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 09, 2021 03:42 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: raimondo at February 09, 2021 03:51 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 03:52 AM (Cxk7w)
Dang sock!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 09, 2021 03:52 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 09, 2021 03:54 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 03:54 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miracle Max at February 09, 2021 03:54 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Mike Pense at February 09, 2021 03:55 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 03:56 AM (a4EWo)
Yesterday's low temps didn't seem too bad if you weren't out in it too long. It was sunny so that helped.
(Or I'm getting used to it!)
Wool socks and wool sweater probably helped
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 03:59 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 03:59 AM (a4EWo)
Ethan van Sciver: "What, did she play the horse that Conan punched?"
Posted by: Stonn at February 09, 2021 04:01 AM (4dO7K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 09, 2021 04:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 09, 2021 04:03 AM (L2ZTs)
Saw my daughter a couple weekends ago- she looks like she's gained a bit all over. Very small baby bump.
I always wanted to be surprised, but I do get the draw of wanting to know ahead of time
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:05 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:07 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:08 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:09 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:09 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:09 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:11 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:13 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 04:13 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 04:15 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:15 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:13 AM (KAi1n)
Ha!
It makes you really appreciate the nicer summer weather. A few years back we had a very long below zero temp stretch in Jan/Feb. I worked mostly outside then. Vowed I'd never complain about the 90s in August again !
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:17 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:18 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:19 AM (a4EWo)
Mom is getting more and more confused about clothing. If we don't help her, she puts her clothes on over her pajamas or chooses inappropriate clothes to wear.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:21 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Heinz The Baron Kraus von Espy at February 09, 2021 04:21 AM (MKTnj)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 04:22 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:24 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Office of the President Corrupt, Joseph Biden at February 09, 2021 04:25 AM (MKTnj)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 09, 2021 04:25 AM (+I6Y/)
If you have a fidelity account please call your rep tomorrow. I think theyll fix it, but they should hear from us loud snd clear.
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 09, 2021 04:25 AM (Ed8Zd)
Skip I've been taking the zinc, Vit D and C, also. Still have all the cold symptoms - or maybe it's the usual sinus crap. It has been going that way on and off since I think I had the corona last year January.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:27 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:27 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:28 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:31 AM (a4EWo)
So sad and discouraging
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:31 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: J Houseman at February 09, 2021 04:32 AM (MKTnj)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:34 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:35 AM (a4EWo)
I recall growing up there in MI, those of you on the Mitten's west coast always got the cool deep snows whilst us easterners n of Detroit got nuthin but slush, ice, more slush then rust and potholes.
Posted by: J Houseman at February 09, 2021 04:36 AM (MKTnj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 09, 2021 04:38 AM (a4EWo)
The mind is a bizarre thing
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:40 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:41 AM (UEkAM)
tinyurl.com/2qzvh2a5
Pretty dam good too....
Posted by: J Houseman at February 09, 2021 04:42 AM (MKTnj)
Settling for OJ
Posted by: My life is insanity
The beverage,not the murderer, right ?
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 04:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:57 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 04:57 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 04:59 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: 19th amendment at February 08, 2021 10:07 PM (oA+QO)
65% of Congress couldn't pass a competency test.
Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2021 10:10 PM
I've always responded that the same restrictions on gun ownership should apply to voting. The wrong person gets a gun, and a few dozen can die. The wrong people get to vote, and millions can die. Want to prevent a "Trump-like dictator", right? Better keep the people armed.
In fact, let's look at background check questions. Felons are out, which is good. Habitual drug users? Criminals, again, and you'd have to be high (dumb, or bought) to vote Dem, so screening them is good. Illegal immigrants can't buy guns or vote, and fugitives from justice and those who have renounced their citizenship (CHAZ?) can't buy guns, but shouldn't get to vote, either.
Conversely, I should be able to buy a gun using a phone bill as proof of identity and citizenship lol.
Posted by: Grimmy at February 09, 2021 04:59 AM (sCE9Q)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 05:02 AM (UEkAM)
Well the Dog and Pony show starts today, I am not watching a second. I'll just read what others tell me happened.
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2021 05:06 AM (Cxk7w)
"Pointing out the obvious" in any area of study or interest in the public sphere, work, or entertainment is increasingly and most generally highly dangerous these days, if not yet wholly illegal. They are working on it.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 09, 2021 05:10 AM (H6s51)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 09, 2021 05:11 AM (UEkAM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 05:15 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 05:32 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 09, 2021 05:36 AM (4vNgL)
Unfvcking believable. The black 'sports car' that accompanied a van full of ballots to the TCF center in Michigan at 3:30 (hours after the deadline for receipt of ballots) had Pennsylvania plates.
According to Gateway Pundit: We believe the vehicle is registered to Enterprise rent-a-car.
If only we had an agency - let's say it was a Federal Bureau who investigated stuff - that was interested in actual investigating, they could actually track down who rented the car, because obviously you have to show a drivers license to rent a car, and asked the person... I don't know... some questions.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 05:40 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 09, 2021 05:36 AM (4vNgL)
Well, you can include everyone in racial paranoia/delusion/envy whereas penis envy... wait, I guess you can include everyone in that too now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 05:41 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 05:42 AM (N/gDA)
shooting yourself more than once shows real determination
poor bastard
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 05:42 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 05:53 AM (VP4Cd)
It almost appears to be the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
Posted by: Joe from Scranton, I think at February 09, 2021 05:55 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 05:55 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 06:02 AM (VP4Cd)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 09, 2021 06:02 AM (shkju)
What a meth. Can that be for real?
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:03 AM (rsiY2)
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:04 AM (rsiY2)
Re: Ocasio-Smollett. What did Cruz say that made her think he was planning to kill her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 05:55 AM
She blamed him for the Antifa and BLM folks who showed up at the Capitol on January 6th. AOC made some tweet about Wall Street, which Cruz agreed with, to which she replied something about 'you almost had me murdered'.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 06:04 AM (N/gDA)
What a meth. Can that be for real?
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:03 AM (rsiY2)
I can believe it. Looks like California. Is it even a crime these days?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 06:05 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 09, 2021 06:05 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:06 AM (rsiY2)
16F
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:07 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:06 AM (rsiY2)
Why settle your disputes by going over to someone's place with a gun, when you can have the government do it for you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 06:08 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: m
May be a way for "swatting" if you don't have a phone
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:08 AM (vd8XM)
When it's late night, past deadline, and you absolutely need a vehicle to escort ballots to Detroit, think of us. We'll provide you with the vehicle you want in any color black with your choice of non-suspicious out-of-state plates.
Posted by: Enterprise Rent A Black Sports Car at February 09, 2021 06:08 AM (N/gDA)
16F
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:07 AM (iTXRQ)
Not too bad here. Right at 32 with some very light flurries. Wind is not too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 09, 2021 06:09 AM (lmikk)
16F
Posted by: DB- just DB
-1 here in No Ill this morning.
Another week of this ahead. I wouldn't mind if the one inch snow fall we get every other day would stop. I like to keep the driveway and sidewalk clear
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
A devotional from a woman who after years of feeling abandoned by God became aware of her blessings everyday:
https://www.upperroom.org/devotionals/en-2021-02-09
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 06:12 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 09, 2021 06:12 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: olddog in mo
WooHOoo!! Beach weather!
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
IIRC, Cruz spoke at Trump's Jan 6th rally where they are alleging Trump instigated the "insurrection." No idea if Cruz said anything inflammatory, or this is just a guilt by association thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2021 06:14 AM (bDqIh)
She's either a drama queen-and obviously gets attention from it- or she has some mental illness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 06:14 AM (VP4Cd)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BLM/DNC at February 09, 2021 06:17 AM (ONvIw)
https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 06:18 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Heat wave in SE MO. 27 currently. Going to high of 25.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 09, 2021 06:12 AM
Your application for an increase of the heat ration from 27 to 25 has been approved by Minitru.
Posted by: Winston Smith at February 09, 2021 06:19 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:20 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:22 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
You picked wisely on your location.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
He's in the Bahamas ?
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 06:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:24 AM (wqtxH)
It's a distraction while Biden fundamentally transforms our government via EO. Just saw that he's already signed 52 Executive orders
Posted by: Lizzy at February 09, 2021 06:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 09, 2021 06:26 AM (I58tH)
https://tinyurl.com/y3vtshz6
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 06:27 AM (rsiY2)
We peaked yesterday at 65.8 and extremely sunny in the back yard.
Currently, 50.2
I don't miss the northeast at all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:27 AM (3D/fK)
That is indeed a nice CO picture. We have the sky for that many days, but flat-chested KS has nothing like those mountains.
Mount Sunflower is our highest point,. It is a tiny hill on the uplifted and tilted prairie in Western Kansas. For fun, many mountaineering groups rope-up and walk to the cairn. Because a baby could crawl the last 1000 feet with ease, if she could crawl on a flat path that far.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
what's also weird is that there seems to be no available mechanism to stop it
yes, the 'constitution'... but that's been reduced to an archaic list of suggestions at this point
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:28 AM (iTXRQ)
He shall be added to my permanent FOAD list.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:28 AM (yrol0)
We know the feeling
Posted by: The Ten Commandments at February 09, 2021 06:29 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:29 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:29 AM (yrol0)
Due to the unprecedented heat wave in Missouri, the projected timeline until the country is destroyed by global warming has been moved forward to one minute before midnight.
Posted by: John Kerry at February 09, 2021 06:30 AM (N/gDA)
Gun confiscation. Soon. The speed of the transformation is both a mistake, and the joy of the Left.
OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
you're being mean!
Posted by: DB- just DB
Yeah; No Peaking !
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 06:31 AM (arJlL)
Nah....mean was when I called my MiL in B'More every two hours.
To ask her how the heat was holding up, and if the snow had refrozen.
Each time, mentioning what our temperature was at that time.
Posted by: The Ten Commandments at February 09, 2021 06:31 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:32 AM (3D/fK)
Gun confiscation. Soon. The speed of the transformation is both a mistake, and the joy of the Left.
OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
When someone says gun show loophole they should be a cinderblock dropped on their head. 97% of guns used by criminals are stolen or purchased illegally. Notice there is no hue and cry tp Go after criminals with guns??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 09, 2021 06:32 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 09, 2021 06:33 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2021 06:34 AM (1BIQV)
Now we have hackers that have overwritten the system software, and this is the biggest looting of a nation since Pizarro.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
It's only pleasant till the hurricanes hit.
Then it's Katy, Bar the door.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:34 AM (3D/fK)
Well, I'd certainly welcome you to present your data of all the thousands and thousands of people who won't be getting a green job,' Psaki retorted. 'Maybe next time you're here you can present that.'
THERE ARE NO GREEN FUCKING JOBS!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:35 AM (yrol0)
Who gets SS protection? All the Bidens? What about stripper baby-mama?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:35 AM (wqtxH)
Hi folkses!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 09, 2021 06:35 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:36 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx
There is, but the powers that be like to let them loose again with no cash bail to stand trial in 5 months. Meanwhile they commit 6 more gun crimes
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:37 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Kermit, The Amphibian Paolo of Miss Piggy's World at February 09, 2021 06:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: fluffy at February 09, 2021 06:38 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 09, 2021 06:38 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 06:38 AM (arJlL)
Thanks for the link to those earthscapes. What a beautiful way to start the morning. Spectacular!!
A lot of them made me want to reach for a fly rod. Or a set of pastels. (Too bad I can't paint!)
Posted by: JTB at February 09, 2021 06:38 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Colin at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (wqtxH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (3D/fK)
Are you a freshman? You look like a freshman,' the president said
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:36 AM
Did the illustrious Dr. Jill Biden have to physically restrain him from sniffing her hair? That's always an embarrassing moment for all in attendance.
Posted by: John Kerry at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (N/gDA)
I just saw a commercial for American Idol starting back up on Sunday.
More low talent "entertainers" to amuse the masses
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 06:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2021 06:41 AM (PpU3N)
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 06:41 AM (arJlL)
A new study found that a total of 10 of 5,344 campers - or 0.18% - tested positive for the virus with the majority occurring at indoor camps while nine staff members out of 1,486 were infected.
It is all bullshit!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: John Kerry at February 09, 2021 06:39 AM (N/gDA)
it was a zoom call to a 30 YO nurse giving vaccines.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:42 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Jo-Jo's Earpiece at February 09, 2021 06:44 AM (3D/fK)
You are most welcome, JTB. They are nice, aren't they?
I don't think I can look at a sunrise today, because it is very overcast (more snow expected) but yesterday I was driving around right before the sunrise, stopped at the park, saw snow on the pines and the pinkish/purplish clouds and then the sunrise. I did part of my devotional in the warm car and sang "Morning Has Broken" and "When Morning gilds the skies" which are hymns from our hymnal.
And I am sorry about your dog. It is very, very hard when we lose our furry family members.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 06:45 AM (VP4Cd)
Have a great day, everyone. May you be blessed with warmth and no freezing pipes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 09, 2021 06:46 AM (u82oZ)
Now want to require citizens to do what, in order to exercise their 2nd Amendment rights?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:46 AM (wqtxH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 06:46 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2021 06:46 AM (PpU3N)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I've not heard of that being used since Trump! had it.
Is it becoming something that more docs are willing to do?
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:49 AM (vd8XM)
Silver Alert: A 78 year man, who may self-identify as the President of the United States, may have wandered off from his temporary residence. Please call the Secret Service at 1-800-JOE-LOST with any information.
Posted by: Public Service Announcement at February 09, 2021 06:49 AM (N/gDA)
The hysterical thing is that the lie is so blatant that it borders on trolling.
First of all, most "green" tech comes from China.
Most Solar Panels, Batteries, controllers, etc. are manufactured in China.
Second, most of these plants are completely automated
needing very few workers.
Third, the top 5 solar products companies that are manufacturing in the US are all foreign owned by either China, Korea or Japan.
So the key takeaway from all of this is..
This is all bullshit and I fucking hate all of these people who have stolen the Presidency are go on TV to mouth more bullshit to an adoring press who then spreads this bullshit around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2021 06:49 AM (bJJMO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:50 AM (wqtxH)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 09, 2021 04:07 AM (KAi1n)
.................
-13 here this morning in South Dakota
Posted by: Molly k. at February 09, 2021 06:50 AM (/Ybzk)
beaten in back allies
hung at daybreak
firing squads
just asking
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:51 AM (yrol0)
This is all bullshit and I fucking hate all of these people who have stolen the Presidency are go on TV to mouth more bullshit to an adoring press who then spreads this bullshit around.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Oopsie.
We not Green Jobs. We meant Shovel Ready Jobs.
Lotsa them!!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:51 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Farmer at February 09, 2021 06:52 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2021 06:49 AM (bJJMO)
BLS says that the current green energy market will be about 10k jobs over the next 10 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:52 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2021 06:53 AM (M/PS3)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 09, 2021 06:53 AM (EcHpA)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 06:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 06:56 AM (Zz0t1)
That's 78 degrees colder than here right now. Sorry for the math this early.
Posted by: f'd at February 09, 2021 06:56 AM (xeuGa)
That number is complete bullshit as well.
The key things are, most of this tech isn't and can't be made in the USA because of regs and cost.
Even if you could surmount that, these plants are almost fully automated needing very few people to operate.
This is all so maddening.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2021 06:57 AM (bJJMO)
Overnight lows of 12 and 16.
That doesn't happen round these parts very often.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 06:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2021 06:57 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Miklos
884 Tampa Mayor Jane Castor said that maskless fans at the Super Bowl will be "identified" by law enforcement and that police will "handle" the situation
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:51 AM
You guys think you're so funny. Well, keep ignoring my restrictions on your life and my gestapo goons will make sure to give YOU some mega-hurts.
Posted by: Dr. Gestapo Fauci at February 09, 2021 06:58 AM (sCE9Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:58 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 06:58 AM (wqtxH)
That number is complete bullshit as well.
The key things are, most of this tech isn't and can't be made in the USA because of regs and cost.
Even if you could surmount that, these plants are almost fully automated needing very few people to operate.
This is all so maddening.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 09, 2021 06:57 AM (bJJMO)
But Trump said pussy, so it's all good.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 06:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: f'd at February 09, 2021 06:58 AM (xeuGa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 06:52 AM (yrol0)
But,,,but...Trumka told people that Biden will make better jobs for us
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 06:59 AM (ONvIw)
But,,,but...Trumka told people that Biden will make better jobs for us
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 06:59 AM (ONvIw)
Why hasn't he been Hoffa'd? I mean, he's done WAY more harm to union workers than good in his tenure.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:00 AM (Zz0t1)
some progressive leaders are effectively sacrificing efficiency for what they consider to be equity. In other words, theyre spending all their time talking about rules and who should get it and preventing others from getting it. As Benson observes, theyre more concerned with fairness than actually getting the job done.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:00 AM (Zz0t1)
He's leading us to the green jobs promised land!
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:01 AM (ONvIw)
He's leading us to the green jobs promised land!
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:01 AM (ONvIw)
It's winter. A sever cold front is blanketing the US. You know what DOESN'T work in severe cold?
GREEN ENERGY.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:02 AM (Zz0t1)
But first, you must spend the forty years in the jobs desert.
Everybody seems to forget that part
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 07:03 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
some progressive leaders are effectively sacrificing efficiency for what they consider to be equity. In other words, theyre spending all their time talking about rules and who should get it and preventing others from getting it. As Benson observes, theyre more concerned with fairness than actually getting the job done.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:01 AM (yrol0)
This is what's known as a "sun shines on a dog's ass moment."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (Zz0t1)
GREEN ENERGY.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:02 AM (Zz0t1)
But Biden said it would and Orangemanbad! We voted for Biden because he promised us that we'd have jobs and the people who owned all the other pipelines would starve to death!
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (ONvIw)
Jimmy Hoffa eventually became a pillar of his community; cemented his relationship, so to speak.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (wqtxH)
tinyurl.com/us8m0epj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (VP4Cd)
Jimmy Hoffa eventually became a pillar of his community; cemented his relationship, so to speak.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative
Meh. He's just a small part.
Posted by: The Meadowlands at February 09, 2021 07:06 AM (G5t6X)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (wqtxH)
They will be brought to heel, and we will be brought to heal the land, fix the leaky mines and clear the lands of explosive land mines, Biden is GODly
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:07 AM (ONvIw)
My pecker...
And heat pumps.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
you know about shrinkage?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:07 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:08 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 07:08 AM (3D/fK)
Meh. He's just a small part.
Posted by: The Meadowlands at February 09, 2021 07:06 AM
Old Joke: If the New York Giants spent as much time in the end zone as Jimmy Hoffa, they'd be in the Super Bowl every year.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 07:09 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2021 07:09 AM (Rvt88)
Yesterday, people were talking about anxiety. In dealing with it some
people were helped by regular exercise, some people were helped by
medication.
Fen, I recommend a sexy back rub. Put on some nice music, warm some oil, light up a couple of candles and my meth pipe, and let me take away all your anxiety. It's the natural way.
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at February 09, 2021 07:10 AM (74kzr)
Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden
Bahaha...horde makes me laugh often, which is the best anti-anxiety medicine.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:11 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:11 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:12 AM (L3Rsz)
The 'Miracle in the Meadowlands' is still one of the Top Ten Philadelphia Eagle moments. I still watch it on YouTube every couple of years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfOiY5MhqHA
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 07:13 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:13 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 09, 2021 07:14 AM (3D/fK)
not included
DUIs, simple assaults, solicitation, drug-based crimes, among other things.
Model citizens!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:15 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:15 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:16 AM (yrol0)
Laughter is great too!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:15 AM (VP4Cd)
A resolution to the problem causing the anxiety would be better.
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:16 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:16 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers
Sometimes that starts by pointing and laughing.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:17 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 09, 2021 06:53 AM (EcHpA)
Little know fact: If you take discarded solar cells and a slurry of rare earths mining run off and stir it up with a blade from a windmill, the EPA Fairy will appear and grant you three wishes paid for by taxpayer dollars.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 09, 2021 07:17 AM (Wm5SB)
Hunter, I'm probably old enough to be your mother. (Well, maybe not that old) You wouldn't want to give me a sexy back rub and I wouldn't want one from you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:18 AM (VP4Cd)
Meh- other than the advertisers, no one cares.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:19 AM (3n2Qr)
Survey: 3 out of 4 people in U.S. will continue wearing masks after pandemic
We're too stupid for freedom.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 09, 2021 07:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Sounds like Nov. 3rd in certain states.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:20 AM (L3Rsz)
Nielson Ratings have been delayed so they can 'process and verify' them. You know, lie because the ratings were a dumpster fire.
tinyurl.com/5b755mmt
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 09, 2021 07:20 AM (G5t6X)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 09, 2021 07:21 AM (I58tH)
________________
He said "good morning."
Posted by: Baracky Obama at February 09, 2021 07:21 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Sponge
Hard to let go of easy virtue signals, and actually be, well, virtuous.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:21 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Ziba at February 09, 2021 07:21 AM (S1hrL)
Sometimes that starts by pointing and laughing.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:17 AM (L3Rsz)
It's so funny that Hunter is getting a 2M payoff while I voted myself out of a job..hahahahh
Now I don't feel so bad about losing my home. Thanks
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:23 AM (ONvIw)
DOJ Data Shows Facebook, Not Parler, Played Largest Role in January 6 Riot
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:16 AM
Obviously, it's time to 'de-platform' FaceBoot. People will just have to go through life without pictures of dogs, cats, food, and plans to destabilize the country.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 09, 2021 07:23 AM (N/gDA)
Survey: 3 out of 4 people in U.S. will continue wearing masks after pandemic
I don't believe that figure. I think it's intended to make people wear masks. I thought of getting a sharpie and writing "Masks are useless" on the mask and wearing that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:23 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Ziba
I enjoy Nancy P. wearing a mask. Don't see the denture misfortunes that way.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:23 AM (L3Rsz)
________________
He said she needed a good banging.
Posted by: JT at February 09, 2021 07:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (3n2Qr)
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers
You're welcome.
Posted by: lizabth at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (L3Rsz)
Does one of us have to come out alive? Harris asked, then laughed hysterically.
ha ha killing the president ha ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Sponge
It has been my contention, even before all this Wuflu nonsense, that Americans, as a group, are woefully incompetent at evaluating risk.
The current situation bears this out in spades.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (Rvt88)
And combining anatomy lessons with show-and-tell was a real time-saver!
Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 09, 2021 07:24 AM (Vvl1M)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 09, 2021 07:25 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:25 AM (3n2Qr)
Posted by: f'd at February 09, 2021 07:25 AM (xeuGa)
Posted by: Ziba at February 09, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)
Does one of us have to come out alive? Harris asked, then laughed hysterically.
_______________
The challenge for Kamaltoe would be if she could come out on her feet, instead of her knees.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 09, 2021 07:26 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ziba at February 09, 2021 07:25 AM (S1hrL)
They have consequences, big ones. But let's call the people who want to destroy us clowns and we'll feel great while they grow richer.
Posted by: Stupid leftist pipeline workers at February 09, 2021 07:27 AM (ONvIw)
Nope; I DON"T want a sexy backrub from him, See 935..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2021 07:28 AM (VP4Cd)
Meh- other than the advertisers, no one cares.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 09, 2021 07:19 AM (3n2Qr) "
They had to stop counting in the middle of the night ?
sounds familiar somehow ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 09, 2021 07:43 AM (PpU3N)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I've not heard of that being used since Trump! had it.
Is it becoming something that more docs are willing to do?
Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2021 06:49 AM (vd8XM)
But what does that mean, to have "the 'rona starting up"?
Posted by: m at February 09, 2021 08:36 AM (uvqOP)
Once again, democrat projection of vile behavior is clearly apparent in their own midst.
Posted by: red speck at February 09, 2021 09:49 AM (gS3OW)
"I've learned that the freedom I sought and found is not always
freedom in the common sense of the word. As I see it, men fight for the
right to give their independence to those who love and respect it."
Posted by: Dead Dog Ugly at February 09, 2021 01:25 PM (4rK4N)
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