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Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 02-06-2021
Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.
Beginner Problem - Black To Play (516) Goal: Black can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Guess what piece gets sacrificed?
k6r/2Q5/8/7b/8/6Pq/4PP2/1R4K1 b - - 0 1
"Playing chess with Salvador Dali was always interesting."
Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1305) Goal: White can force mate in 6
Hint: Sac a rook at the proper time
2kr1b1r/pppn3p/6pP/3p1nP1/8/8/P1RNpP1B/1R4K1 w - - 0 1
Advanced Problem - White To Play (1291) Map out the "victory tree" for White. It's rather complicated, but no branch should be longer than 3 moves.
8/2P1P2N/3n2p1/6Bk/6p1/3P4/8/7K w - - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
'Venus' - 1949-50, Christian Dior.
— whatgrandmawore (@whatgrandmawore) November 7, 2020
Grey silk net, with opalescent sequins and rhinestones, pearls and paillettes.
Dior has used one of his signature colours for this dress, a smoky grey.
The name, numerous and heavy placements of shell-like decoration and the frothy 1/2 pic.twitter.com/CV1oYgP1Un
#Polkadot perfection held in the strong shapes of a #1940s ensemble, the elongated shoulders that nip and tuck in elegant pleats to the waist. It is a suit that means business @KSUMuseum #fashionhistory pic.twitter.com/NzMYLUl4MW
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) October 22, 2020
Greetings from Poland
Let The Obsequious Fawning And Butt-Kissing Begin:
Problem Solutions Beginner Problem - Black To Play
k6r/2Q5/8/7b/8/6Pq/4PP2/1R4K1 b - - 0 1
2.Kxh1 Bf3+
3.Kg1 Rh1#
Intermediate Problem - White To Play
2kr1b1r/pppn3p/6pP/3p1nP1/8/8/P1RNpP1B/1R4K1 w - - 0 1
2.Rbxb7+ Ka8
3.Rxa7+ Kb8
4.Rcb7+ Kc8
5.Rb8+ Nxb8
6.Rc7#
Advanced Problem - White To Play
8/2P1P2N/3n2p1/6Bk/6p1/3P4/8/7K w - - 0 1
3.Nf6# 1-0 Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:34 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 05:35 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: f'd
Well, where did your hiya go ?
To the island of broken hiyas ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (arJlL)
The media is mentally ill.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:38 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:38 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 05:39 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
or an M.C. Hammer one.
Might be hard to concentrate, though.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 05:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:39 PM (lmikk)
https://tinyurl.com/3ocgmnkw
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 06, 2021 05:39 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 05:40 PM (wJQbj)
A Mondrian might also.
But probably not a Rothko.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 05:40 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Skip
Yes, she does. I'd like to bring her a glassa water from my home world.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 06, 2021 05:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 05:42 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: The Neon Madman at February 06, 2021 05:43 PM (KSXRc)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2021 05:43 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (WENj9)
That Korean gal's outfit - I see models tucking in the front of a longer top all the time, you're not supposed to wear it like that are you? Or is it just to show the top of the bottoms?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 05:45 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:45 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2021 05:43 PM (SRRAx)
She looks like a realtor who got a last minute call to show a house.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 06, 2021 05:45 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (63Dwl)
----
You'd wind up chasing the enemy King up an endless stairway.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 05:35 PM (nxdel)
===
This is not the thread we were promised.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:44 PM (nUhF0)
I don't think that I can fake it,
cause it took so long to bake it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2021 05:46 PM (UnQlg)
With Kamala? You wouldn't be the first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 05:47 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (lSpWa)
She knows what you are thinking.
Posted by: fluffy at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (UnQlg)
cause it took so long to bake it!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I STILL say the guy in the recording booth fell asleep; and that's why the song is so fooking long !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:49 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:49 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 05:50 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (lSpWa)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 05:50 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:51 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:51 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:48 PM (lSpWa)
Give me ham on five, hold the mayo.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 05:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Plucky Scotland beat England at Twickenham for the first time in 38 years, 11-6. (They tied two years ago 38-3
. Not as close as the score, as the Scots kicked the snot out of the Pommie Whites.
France is in top form and should win it all. Beat Italy 50-10 in Rome.
Ireland v Wales at Cardiff tomorrow. This has become one of the best rivalries in rugby. I was at the old stadium once upon a time. Nothing like hearing 80,000 Welsh sing their national anthem.
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:38 PM (lgiXo)
Yes. She was born in Iran but got fed up with the mullahs and their crapocracy, so she came here. Just in time to watch Sniffy Joe give the mullahs nukes on a platter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (wJQbj)
She's a dame ?
I did not know that.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021
***
Well, I think so. Seems to me I've seen a mention of a husband in posts here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:53 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:51 PM (arJlL)
We're always the last to know.
On the other hand, how would we know? 'She writes(?) like a girl?' Various comments about dudes. Reference to a husband?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:53 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (ZHVt1)
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Grynnethyl swrgris xtlrth rugh!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)
I thought he mentioned being former Airborne.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 06, 2021 05:54 PM (yQpMk)
she was SF DA back when they had a crackhead
tinyurl.com/y75mrcwr
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:54 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021
***
The lone Trump supporter (as far as I know) in my former department is from Armenia, and actually grew up in Russia and experienced communism and socialism first-hand. She told me the other day that she does not recognize what this country has become.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:55 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
She's prolly performing a heart transplant, being a doctor and all.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:55 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2021 05:55 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: Fawning MSM at February 06, 2021 05:55 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 05:56 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Its turning into Armandaleggamenia.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:56 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 05:56 PM (YfDWa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
She's prolly performing a heart transplant, being a doctor and all.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021
***
Busy transplanting whatever ed majors transplant. Lies in place of truth, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 05:56 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 05:57 PM (u82oZ)
Yes. She was born in Iran but got fed up with the mullahs and their crapocracy, so she came here. Just in time to watch Sniffy Joe give the mullahs nukes on a platter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (l35q6)
This might be irrelevant but I've heard Christianity is growing faster in iran than anywhere in the world.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:57 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: n.n at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (qfsFY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (ZHVt1)
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Grynnethyl swrgris xtlrth rugh!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
"Doo-Arrrghhhh - Doo-Arrrghhhh
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (nUhF0)
OM says so at the top at least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:59 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 06, 2021 06:00 PM (2BZBZ)
1. c8(Q) NxQ
2. e8(Q) some move
3. Qe2 and mate next move
Is there something quicker?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM (wJQbj)
Oh yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:00 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (Q9w+/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Like Shemp and Mongo.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (45fpk)
You know, that's a lot of very specific detail... almost as if have first-hand knowledge
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:02 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 06, 2021 06:00 PM (2BZBZ)
I did not know that. Makes sense.
*the more you know*
*I hated those spots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:02 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 05:57 PM (u82oZ)
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I probably used too many vowels.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 06:02 PM (kTF2Z)
tinyurl.com/ono6fqp6
Our game in Cardiff was a highlight of a UK rugby tour I participated many moons ago.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 06:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (arJlL)
Adolph.
I had an great Uncle from Wisconsin named Adolph. Born before the 30s. Go figure.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)
Er, my sister did that once. Yeah, my sister.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Smeagol at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 05:58 PM (sd8p
No, sorry, it's not Ms. Gaynor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (lmikk)
Melania paid tribute Tuesday to Karl Lagerfeld, the man behind the venerable Chanel label, posting on social media two photos of herself wearing his designs. "Today the world lost a creative genius," she wrote. "We will miss you Karl! #RIPKarlLagerfeld."
Trump also shared a signed sketch made by Lagerfeld of one of the ensembles, the white suit she wore for a high-profile 2017 White House visit - marking her first official appearance as first lady - by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife, Sara Netanyahu. The drawing featured his handwritten notes about the garment's features, including a "soft peplum" and a "pencil skirt" tailored to a "knee length."
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:03 PM (sd8p
I missed an orgasm thread?
Why do I always miss the orgasm threads?
C'mon man...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
He ditched the mustache in '45, right ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (O2+xe)
==
Maen dda gen i gwrdd a chi
O ble ydych chi'n dod
Hywl am y tro
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021
***
Wait! I missed a thread about orgasms??? How could this have happened???? Uh . . . what thread was it, by the by?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:06 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:06 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL)
You know, I cannot remember. I hate that. I think he was clean shaven. Grandpa wore a mustache, but also sported a beard upon occasion. When I think of him it is usually with the beard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021
***
I recall her best in White Heat (1949), playing the terrified girlfriend/gun moll to Cagney's crazy Cody Jarrett.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (lSpWa)
Why do I always miss the orgasm threads?
==
We should make it a regular feature, like a movie thread.
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (lSpWa)
I'll tell you why everybody hates it. Because it takes the ST universe and turns it into something that is completely unrecognizable from what the ST universe was like in the past. "Subverting expectations", I think they call it. Like what they did with Star Wars. Pfui! on both.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (45fpk)
multiple orgasmic actually, like chicks apparently
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:06 PM
TL
R summary: Venus ButterflyPosted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:06 PM (sd8p
Strange. I also missed the tell tale disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Keep going ...
And I did not miss your nic of enthusiastic heterosexual, or words to that effect.
I still treasure that TxMoMeet hug. Wowsers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (zr5Kq)
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My husband would beg to differ.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (d62+N)
A dog barked and a woman screamed; but not from an orgasm.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (d62+N)
he was on the thread ?
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:10 PM (zr5Kq)
seems promising
gritty feel similar to 5th Element
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Randy Railwayman at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (HgGBT)
>For some people, curtains and boob belts is what floats their boat.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:09 PM (d62+N)
*Somewhere Ex-Ex lifts his head and nods to himself, satisfied.*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:11 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You'd be anti-climactic too, if you were killed by a fart.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (arJlL)
I had an great Uncle from Wisconsin named Adolph.
My GGGF from Indiana. His name never appeared again.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (8eSmR)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:13 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (d62+N)
I was pondering doing instead:
*Ex-Ex smirks and adjusts his tie*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:13 PM (lmikk)
... that Trump was disgracefully, unfaithfully, and even seditiously served by his own staff. As if they, in their heart of hearts, were utterly and truly convinced they were working for someone else all along.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (zWl33)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (sd8p8)
Yes. She was born in Iran but got fed up with the mullahs and their crapocracy, so she came here. Just in time to watch Sniffy Joe give the mullahs nukes on a platter.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 05:52 PM
But what child, with a couple of M-80's doesn't immediately fire one off in the interest of 'quality control'? I could see the mullahs performing some test right smack dab in a mountain in the middle of an intercontinental fault zone and destroying the country in the process.
Even 'Phat Boy' got told by the Chinese to knock that shit off. You start rattling plates hundreds of miles away and you find out who your friends really are. Answer: not many.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (u82oZ)
I'd be interested in the very occasional poker thread.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (8eSmR)
It really is too bad. I liked Uncle Adolph.*
*Hi! People who take out of context screen shots!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (lmikk)
Is she the one who gets the grapefruit in the pan from Cagney at breakfast?
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021 06:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:15 PM (d62+N)
I miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:13 PM (ZHVt1)
I was thinking about this the other day. I reckon she will be so bad at it, the country will really split apart.
Posted by: IC - China Joe is a fraud at February 06, 2021 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
Well, it is a Murdoch property.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 06, 2021 06:01 PM (Q9w+/)
* * * *
And then check to see if she has cooties, like the 'ettes?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 06:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021
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No, that was in Public Enemy back in 1931 or so -- the movie that pretty much catapulted Cagney to stardom. Mae Clarke was the actress, I think (without checking).
It would have been a crime to cover Virginia's face with anything like a grapefruit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:18 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:18 PM (u82oZ)
And some good news: https://tinyurl.com/1dxsound
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (r+sAi)
2. e8=N any
3. Nf6#
Yes, the underpromotion is one branch of the tree
If not Nxc8 then Qf8 with Qh6# or on g3 then Qf3#.
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (AHq56)
The Qf8-h6 maneuver takes too long. You can win with it, of course, but there are shorter paths.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (O2+xe)
it's mid-80's, CAVU and dry here and Resident 3vil is home.
ima go enjoy the weather, get some w*rk done, drink a few beers, and enjoy her presence.
i H8 chess.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (VHvzO)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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The way she dresses is similar to how I dress.
No, the issue is that she's a lying, scheming, backstabbing harlot who has no business being dogcatcher, much less veep.
If that's insurrectionist to say, oh well.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:20 PM (d62+N)
Sorry I missed it!
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:20 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2021 06:20 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 06:21 PM (YfDWa)
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2021 06:21 PM (DoSxj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:21 PM (ZHVt1)
Poland....the land of freedom and hot women. I better learn to speak Polish.
Manhattan time! One cherry only please.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2021 06:21 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 06, 2021 06:21 PM (2eJpw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
She's the return of the milk-chocolate messiah - only less accomplished, more sociopathic, and far less likable.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (zWl33)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:16 PM (u82oZ)
ok
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM
Retranslated for greater accuracy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jewells45
You were busy mourning Hal Linden's death; its understandable.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:19 PM (O2+xe)
* * * *
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:22 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Please stop suggesting this abomination... the COBs might decide to punish us daily/nightly.
Thank you for your consideration.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 06, 2021 06:23 PM (gtatv)
Only 3 moves. What I omitted was a few things like Nf7 for black, which complicates things but one can only fight Pixy for so long.
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:14 PM (zWl33)
Yes. It was infuriating to watch Trump hire people to do stuff for him and then refuse to do the stuff he told them to do.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (l35q6)
>Chess girl's opening move is to make you beg for mercy and consolation. And cocktails.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (03n3v)
Thank you for your consideration.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 06, 2021 06:23 PM (gtatv)
Have people been doing it every Chess thread?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 06, 2021 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
1. c8=Q Nxc8
2. e8=N any
3. Nf6#
If not Nxc8 then Qf8 with Qh6# or on g3 then Qf3#.
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:08 PM (AHq56)
===============
More elegant than my solution #58.
However, mine is more brute force, and since I like hitting flies with sledgehammers (very inefficient, but so emotionally gratifying) I deem my way better :-)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 06:25 PM (wJQbj)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 06, 2021 06:25 PM (qH6FZ)
Even Blacks don't like her. She was mostly hidden during the campaign.
"Your answer sir, yes or no!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:25 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:25 PM (d62+N)
Only 3 moves. What I omitted was a few things like Nf7 for black, which complicates things but one can only fight Pixy for so long.
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (AHq56)
Give me one sample line with Qh6-f8 and I'll show you how it won't work.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:26 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:26 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:26 PM (u82oZ)
I had an great Uncle from Wisconsin named Adolph.
My GGGF from Indiana. His name never appeared again.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2021 06:12 PM (8eSmR)=======================
One of my brother's middle name is Adolph. Was named after a friend of my Dad's who died in a car crash.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 06:26 PM (wJQbj)
In different circumstances, I would gladly have her apply her hegemony to me, since I think it might be of the animal, and not Persian/Shi'a chauvinistic, variety.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (OTzUX)
tinyurl.com/tov93r1e
Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (YfDWa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:04 PM (lSpWa)
Word on the street is that Picard started out slow, then plummeted rapidly downward into the abyss. Go to YT for the Critical Drinker and his reviews of it if you are curious.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:23 PM (lmikk)
It's close, of course. But jug ears was clearly elected POTUS in '08. The Whore had to be dragged across the finish line fraudulently as second fiddle to a literal meat-puppet.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:28 PM (zWl33)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH!
That's better than Denty.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (YfDWa)
I'd rather you were VP
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 06:28 PM (85Gof)
"power dressing" now means "looking like 10#s of shit in a 5# bag"
and she'd flunk the paper bag test too.
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 06:29 PM (VHvzO)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:30 PM (arJlL)
Kamala is much better than that Slovenian slob who was in the WH previously.
/heavy sarc
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 06:30 PM (bkUtD)
1. c8=Q g3
2. Qh3#
I will try to figure out all the lines before you post the solutions. The key is that black can only move the N or play g3 because the white N, B, and black pawn on g6 lock the black king in ... except for g3, which loses immediately ... but can also be played *after* some N moves ...
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:30 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:28 PM (arJlL)
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especially if your first! name was Alexander...
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 06:30 PM (VHvzO)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 06, 2021 06:27 PM (eoQWY)
Yeah, CD tore it to shreds. It was masterful.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:31 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:31 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Heinrich Herman Wilhelm Jones at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Seconded !
Posted by: JT
Thirded.
Motion carried. Bailiff, escort that poser of a DA/VP out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (u82oZ)
Yes. One is Nf7 which I think I said. But it's too difficult fighting Pixy (I have to keep using the <> thingy to delete all the DIVs it puts in).
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (lmikk)
New cat is named Pretty Girl, 9 pound cat.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 06, 2021 06:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:34 PM (d62+N)
I think the question now relates to Voltaire: "Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities."
The left - to some large extent - believes the absurdities. But are they willing to commit atrocities? Nancy and Chuck and OAC may believe so, but I think their support is at most a mile wide and an inch deep.
One single nationwide truckers strike lasting three days and the left is done. Ever had a truckers big rig wallop your loading dock day after day? I have. The first words out of their mouths as they approach, shipping papers in hand... "Did you hear what Rush just said?"
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 06:35 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:31 PM (nxdel)
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No.
Hal Holbrook died last week.
But, 'Rons (eyes JT).
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:35 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 06, 2021 06:33 PM (r1z5A)
who was this president trump?
Posted by: MSM at February 06, 2021 06:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (u82oZ)
Hal Linden died?
Posted by: Jewells45
Actually, Hal Holbrook died, and I sarcastically remarked that he was good in Barney Miller, and then JJ said that Hal Linden was Barney Miller, squashing my joke like a bug.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021
***
Iowa just went back onto my list of places to relocate to. True, there are no mountains, but no hurricanes either!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Probably just a co-inky-dink.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 06, 2021 06:33 PM (r1z5A)
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Understandable, since she was never featured in any fashion magazine.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:36 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:37 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:37 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: klaftern at February 06, 2021 06:37 PM (RuIsu)
ROTFLOL. I know I am not qualified for the job although I would dress for it. And I am certainly more loyal and true and trustworthy than Mike Pence.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 06:38 PM (YfDWa)
Well, some of us have a ridiculously low threshold of pleasure. But SMH is classy, not like the VP.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 06:39 PM (85Gof)
Yes. One is Nf7 which I think I said. But it's too difficult fighting Pixy (I have to keep using the thingy to delete all the DIVs it puts in).
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:32 PM (AHq56)
I wonder what you're doing to piss off Pixy? I never have a problem entering chess moves. Of course, I type them in manually.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:39 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:39 PM (arJlL)
SMH once imprudently linked one of her photos to an ONT (as I recall), and I think SMH could wear anything OM has put up today and to understate the case could "make it work". Oh yes.
As for me, were circumstances dramatically different, I could wear the Korean miss in the pink outfit. Would definitely work.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2021 06:39 PM (OTzUX)
See, You are a lot more qualified to be VP. But if you are only 29, you are too young.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:40 PM (AHq56)
When we moved to Missouri and I became a Knob Noster Panther the girls skirts were so short as they walked up the stairs one hand was held behind to keep the boys from getting a look at their umm.. private area. Where I moved from their were no stairs at the school. I thought this was hilarious.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:40 PM (nxdel)
I also love that crimson velvet gown. Looks like something Jane Eyre would be dressed in while running the halls of Thornfield.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 06:40 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021
***
In my HS days the girls had to wear skirts (and we boys had to wear khakis or dress pants and collared shirts). Then one January came a real cold snap, cold for here, and the girls complained about the temps. (Remember, they mostly walked to school or waited for the bus in the cold.) The School Board dithered about allowing it, and by the time they said okay, the cold weather was over.
I think a dress code was a very good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 06:41 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:28 PM (arJlL)
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especially if your first! name was Alexander...
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 06:30 PM (VHvzO)
================
Or Albert or Alfred .... Thought that was of the best lines in the Epic Rap Battle between Blackbeard & Al Capone
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 06:41 PM (wJQbj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 06:42 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 06, 2021 06:42 PM (qH6FZ)
I think Son Youn Ju, OM's Korean model girlfriend, is more suited to fitted dresses. She is not a natural sweater girl. And she looks awfully uncomfortable in bikini swimwear photo shoots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:42 PM (u82oZ)
Spinks had been suffering from prostate and other cancers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (O2+xe)
--
We're really not far off from just that, are we?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (9d4A3)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: runner
After roof duty ?
That's pretty smart.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Two of those moves allow the N to be taken, forcing g3 and then Qh3#. So all one needs do is look for a forced mate for each of the other 5 N moves, which are possible.
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:41 PM
It's all good. I remember my wife yelling, "couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't'' one day and I was concerned and in wonderment. The OBGYN attending the approaching birth of our daughter quickly explained, "Contractions."
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 06:46 PM (N/gDA)
That's pretty smart.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)
to be part of K-Pop
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)
5-8 inches of snow expected tomorrow.
Have I mentioned this week how much I f**king hate living in New England?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:47 PM (zWl33)
Funny thing about hawt, delicious wimmens: they can dress any way they want, not really that important (they dress for other women, which is fine too).
Growing up in SoCal in the golden era, one became a big fan of shorts and a t-shirt, and flip flops, on a young woman. Provided all the data required.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2021 06:47 PM (OTzUX)
Hmmm, today's top-photo American chessmastress looks a bit Persian. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Winter sucks.
The end.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Philly is expecting 3-6 inches tomorrow, so getting to work is going to be fun.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2021 06:48 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 06, 2021 06:48 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Heh - her last name would take far less letters to spell in Aramaic than in English.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (zWl33)
I really like the moves in Girls' Generation 'Oh!' A lot of fun. Crossing K-Pop with cheerleading at a football game.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:50 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2021 06:50 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 06:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 06:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:52 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 06:52 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2021 06:52 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:52 PM (arJlL)
B - f3+, K - g1;
R - h1 and it's goodnight Irene
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:37 PM (Cxk7w)
I don't think this works. After
1... Qh1+
2. Kxh1 Bf3+
I would simply respond
3. exf3
(Posted for a moron who is having trouble making it past Pixy)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:53 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 06:54 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 06:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Yes, she was born in Persia, but now plays for the USA.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:55 PM (l35q6)
Were you the one that said you were gonna get in touch with L"Elle ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:49 PM (arJlL)
I believe she lives in the same town as I do, but she disappeared after some unpleasantness some years ago.
Maybe I can rig up an Ewok signal to see who appears.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 06, 2021 06:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Spinks had been suffering from prostate and other cancers.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (85Gof)
I remember that fight...Ali had come out of retirement to fight Leon Spinks! The man was seventy-six years old! Ali always lied about his age! He lied about his age all the time! One time, Frank Sinatra came by my place, and sat in this chair. I say, "Frank, you hang out with Ali. Just between me and you, how old is Ali?" Know what Frank told me? He said "Hey, Ali is a hundred thirty-seven years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2021 06:56 PM (R/m4+)
3. exf3
(Posted for a moron who is having trouble making it past Pixy)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:53 PM (l35q6)
===================
3. Bf3 is a double check, got to move the King
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 06:56 PM (wJQbj)
Posted by: Guy MohawkWhat is that saying? From your lips to God's ears.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)
And we inject ours with puberty-blocking chemicals and hormones of the opposite gender .
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (l35q6)
She needed a nose job
Posted by: JT
Mebbe we could get her an appointment with NGU.
Noses and teeth are practically the same thing.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
--
OrgasmMuse
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel
A drought in the desert? Isn't that the normal state of a desert?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (kCtdY)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:55 PM
On which side?
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 06:58 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Rooks may move any number of squares along either the rank or the file.
Bishops may move any number of squares along any of the three-and-half diagonals.
or an M.C. Hammer one.
Posted by: JT
Same as regular chess, but "castling" is referred to as "the Hammer slide", and you have to sing "U Can't Touch This" while moving the pieces.
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 06:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative
She probably plays for our side, but reports to Xerxes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 06:59 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 06:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 06:59 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 07:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:00 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: mikeski
Quick recovery, though. No one noticed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
#128514; #128514; #128514;
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
When we moved to Missouri and I became a Knob Noster Panther the girls skirts were so short as they walked up the stairs one hand was held behind to keep the boys from getting a look at their umm.. private area. Where I moved from their were no stairs at the school. I thought this was hilarious.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2021 06:40 PM (nxdel)
I was gonna say...
As I remember things, those plaid skirts and knee socks were the stuff of fantasy at that age.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
--
OrgasmMuse
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Uh, how about "no"? "No" works for me.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)
*I hasten to add!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:00 PM
Don't leave home without us. We like to watch over you.
Posted by: Bank of Amerikkka at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: Midnight Oil at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (AHq56)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Yes. It was infuriating to watch Trump hire people to do stuff for him and then refuse to do the stuff he told them to do.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:24 PM (l35q6)
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Like the Joint Chiefs of Staff lying to him and disobeying his orders. You know what the legal punishment for that is.
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Puddleglum
lol, yes. But they started an irrigation system over a 100 yrs ago. Lots of snow in the mountain and some water storage. Some years it floods. Mostly green here in the valley. Past two years we have had little precip. Much less than most years.
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)
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He just needs to slip into some assless chaps and bang out some erotica.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 07:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bank of Amerikkka at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (N/gDA)
I fuckin hate them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:05 PM (85Gof)
As I remember things, those plaid skirts and knee socks were the stuff of fantasy at that age.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:01 PM (BgMrQ)
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white pleats
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:05 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 06, 2021 07:06 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Bank of Amerikkka at February 06, 2021 07:02 PM (N/gDA)
I fuckin hate them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:05 PM (85Gof)
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I bank with USAA.
They have been affected by the SJW bug, but they've been quiet as of late.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: lowandslow
With just the Ettes still awake.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (d62+N)
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They have a plan.
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (O2+xe)
The new Nespresso? yes
Going thru a lot more whole milk, but yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (bkUtD)
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Posting how we wore our men out.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
I always get here late.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: lowandslow
With just the Ettes still awake.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM
With nothing but a mysterious buzz sounding in the background.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 07:09 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:10 PM (bkUtD)
Headboard-smashing, mattress-shredding, Yodel Sex. Nice when it happens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 07:12 PM (twGU3)
Oh yes. I might even overcome my shyness.
That is the foundational SF Time-travel story. Going back to the past with your current knowledge.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
A guy that could fill a cavity would be Mucho Popularo.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (4wn42)
Well, whatever it is, it wasn't enforced. Direct insubordination of the Chief Executive was apparently a consequence-free choice during the Trump years.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (l35q6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM
I see two potential issues:
1) The pants rule
2) Midwesterner
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (DMUuz)
Nice dress too.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM (85Gof)
...and you never forget your first love either.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:07 PM (O2+xe)
The new Nespresso? yes
Going thru a lot more whole milk, but yes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:08 PM (85Gof)
I have a new Nespresso. I like it a lot.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (NpAcC)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog
Sigh. If only ...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:03 PM (4wn42)
Sadly there does not appear to be a defacto punishment for this.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (ONvIw)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog
How do you know ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM
A forecast many of the 'ettes are familiar with.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (DMUuz)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Ok how do you know?
I remember my first love. DeeDee
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (em79L)
Their only punishment is mental - to do China's bidding. Not much of an issue, regretfully.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: dartist at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (+ya+t)
I always get here late.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:09 PM (axyOa)
Yeah, we had a great time discussing orgasms, but I had to go back and delete dozens of comments because they made me blush. So you missed out.
Sucks to be you, I guess.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (l35q6)
. Kxh1 Bf3+
I would simply respond
3. exf3
But it's a dis ck as well so killing Bishop doesn't help
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (em79L)
Last Tango in paris?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:16 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (u82oZ)
And the book deal, let's not forget the book deal that comes with insubordination.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at February 06, 2021 07:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:16 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)
I had a wise, worldly women tell me when I was a young man: "Snowfalls and Men are alike. Until you see it, you do not know how many inches you are getting."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:17 PM (u82oZ)
I can't wIt for this to get around. Looking forward to dwarfs of color playing major league sports.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:17 PM (axyOa)
I'm old, married, and happy. If I were 22 and single, then me would like more.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 06, 2021 07:17 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:17 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Short for Dentyne ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:16 PM (arJlL)
As I heard it, it was short for Barbara. Her younger brother could not pronounce Barbara and called her DeeDee?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:17 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (em79L)
Last Tango in paris?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
The butter didn't go in the coffee.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)
The JCOS are going to get a lot of people killed. on their own side, which I dislike intensely.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (arJlL)
How about recurring dreams that blur the line between reality and the unknowable.
Waking up so disoriented, that you refer to your significant other as that person...50 years later.
Yeah, I have issues...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
What I wouldn't give to get up to three!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:18 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (em79L)
Last Tango in paris?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
The butter didn't go in the coffee.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:18 PM (arJlL)
I think we are aging ourselves? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:19 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: mindful webworker
King Me!
at February 06, 2021 07:19 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Don't tell me, Biden was her brother ?
He STILL can't pronounce Barbara.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:19 PM (arJlL)
Write your SO's name on your thumb where you can see it. Sheesh. You should know this by now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip
They over-selled last week, so the weatherbabes are due for a wrong prediction.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC)
Sucks to be you, I guess.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 07:15 PM (l35q6)
Dang...
I guess if it sucks to be me I could of added to the narrative. Now about my first love...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (arJlL)
Write your SO's name on your thumb where you can see it. Sheesh. You should know this by now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed Salty...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Write your SO's name on your thumb where you can see it. Sheesh. You should know this by now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Or ask you wife to change her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:11 PM
I wish I could go back to high school days knowing what the girls knew then. Like when they were most like fertile. That seems to be a secret that guys should never know.
Until they inadvertently discover the truth four decades later based on a dob.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (N/gDA)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Ok how do you know?
I remember my first love. DeeDee
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)
I'll never forget Susan Anton.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (V2Yro)
The media is mentally ill.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 05:38 PM (lgiXo)
Gotta hand it to the Post. They did a fine job of photoshopping the kneepads out of Kameltoe's slacks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (mzC7
And the Velcro.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:21 PM (85Gof)
Oh NGU, I think she'll be petitioning for that shortly...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)
I guess if it sucks to be me I could of added to the narrative. Now about my first love...
Posted by: Diogenes
Dee-Dee ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:22 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:23 PM (VWp7G)
I can't believe it was Shatner.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 07:23 PM (vuisn)
Any person subject to this chapter who willfully disobeys a lawful command of that person's superior commissioned officer shall be punished-
(1)if the offense is committed in time of war, by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct; and
(2)if the offense is committed at any other time, by such punishment, other than death, as a court-martial may direct.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/890
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:23 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:23 PM (arJlL)
I guess if it sucks to be me I could of added to the narrative. Now about my first love...
Posted by: Diogenes
Dee-Dee ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:22 PM (arJlL)
In my laboratory...
Posted by: Dexter at February 06, 2021 07:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC)
Good. I guarantee I have spent more time in Wyoming in the past few years than she has. And I no longer live there. She's a fargin' fraud and does not represent Wyoming.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 06, 2021 07:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (em79L)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (YfDWa)
Linda.
Eyes like Melania.
Really pretty.
Sigh.
Lives in Troutdale Oregon last I heard.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (85Gof)
Cooking dinner for the wife. But not going to discuss the Big O over dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: washrivergal
And it grew up to be kathy Griffin ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (arJlL)
At 4:57 MST pm I got a text telling me that 200 doses of covid vaccine had just become available for employees, and if I got to downtown Denver at the National Western complex by 6pm MST ( 1 hour 3 minutes), I could get in line for a dose.
Call me kooky, but I don't think this is how to do vaccination.
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:25 PM (u82oZ)
Billy Crystal did with meg ryan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (85Gof)
Tara Ann. Dated all through high school, and to this day I hear she still despises me for breaking up with her.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (VWp7G)
And no matter what the weather predicts they are right somewhere.
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
OK
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:27 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 07:28 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:28 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 05:55 PM (arJlL)
She managed to transplant an asshole into the White House.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 07:28 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)
And we inject ours with puberty-blocking chemicals and hormones of the opposite gender .
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 06:57 PM (l35q6)
I understand in certain places in the US a nose job is like braces, something that's a teenage rite of passage.
Posted by: Bonhoffer at February 06, 2021 07:29 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
That's a great opening line for a story.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 06, 2021 07:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Good thing he has a driver
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 06, 2021 07:28 PM (sd8p
Yes kinda. I have lived in NJ forever with my wife and kids. I was recalled to Active last year for 2-3 years in VA right outside of DC. I rent someone's basement in Arlington. I am down there Monday evening thru Thursday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:30 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:30 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
England !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 07:31 PM (+6Fup)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (d6he9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Do you have furniture ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 07:31 PM (+6Fup)
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I married my first love twice.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Do you have furniture ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Fully furnished
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: andycanuck
Chano
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:32 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC)
Good. I guarantee I have spent more time in Wyoming in the past few years than she has. And I no longer live there. She's a fargin' fraud and does not represent Wyoming.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 06, 2021 07:24 PM (x8Wzq)
I understand that her corporate sponsors made a lot of calls on her behalf before her vote in the House.
Posted by: Bonhoffer at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (BMmaB)
There is an island in the north fucking Atlantic.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
++++
Did I miss something?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (YfDWa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Or ask you wife to change her name?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
This is why I call most women "Honey". Avoids far more misunderstandings than it causes.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:34 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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They obviously deserve to die. Should be shot, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 07:34 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Nckate at February 06, 2021 07:34 PM (+6Fup)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM (em79L)
Indoor plumbing ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Yup. Even my own parking space.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM (arJlL)
Indoor plumbing ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Whtsa matter with you ? That's a personal question.
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM (zr5Kq)
She smoked, as did most kids of that age, and never quit the habit.
...sad, sad, sad.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM (em79L)
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That's bad?
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:36 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:36 PM (G+oUu)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
++++
Did I miss something?
Posted by: washrivergal at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (YfDWa)
***
Apparently the North Pacific is.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:34 PM (Rvt8
Used to be able to call some of my Sailors "Cupcake" but not so much anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete
See the tree, how big it grows
its gettin' longer than your nose
a bubba-boo
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Patriot dog with the heat of a thousand suns at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (4wn42)
The media is mentally ill.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
_______
Media Madness - a lamerik
The media is mentally ill.
Hooked on Extra-Strength Stupid Pill.
They never did wannia
Give praise to Melania,
Like to Big Mike and Witch Doktor Jill!
Posted by: mindful webworker
No Muldoon, but I get by
at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (TFV0D)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
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That was my crib in Iraq in 2008.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:33 PM (arJlL)
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I think you're supposed to call it front hole now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)
My first love turned out to be in my fucking white adulterous thief cunt that I hope died and agony from ass cancer...
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (G+oUu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell at February 06, 2021 07:39 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2021 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Actually the owner ( retired AF who works as a civilian at the Pentagon), who lives upstairs with his wife provides a big flat screen with cable, wifi and netflix
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
===
what's in the cooler, NGU,
WHAT'S IN THE COOLER?!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2021 07:39 PM (nUhF0)
My first love turned out to be in my fucking white adulterous thief cunt that I hope died and agony from ass cancer...
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:38 PM (G+oUu)
Sounds like reunions are out of the question then...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:39 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
That escalated quickly
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Don't hold back. Let it all out. There ya go. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:40 PM (Rvt88)
Original:
https://michaeljlindell.com/
Bitchute:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/FwX3oxjHqhE2/
I still haven't watched it but will do so later.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 06, 2021 07:40 PM (DTX3h)
WHAT'S IN THE COOLER?!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
---
*wipes screen*
Hilarious flashback, my bad.
Posted by: SMH at February 06, 2021 07:40 PM (d62+N)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (bPH26)
Robert Parmalee
@RobertParmlee5
We will have failed ourselves if we don't follow up and ERADICATE every traitor and insurrectionist (trump supporter) that enabled the pariah-in-chief.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (85Gof)
I'd love to meet up with her her current man family and friends so I could tell them all about how I popped all three of her cherries, her police record, drug use, and borderline personality disorder...
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (G+oUu)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
But will it tip over?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:40 PM (Rvt8
holy moly , I don't even understand what it means !
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Don't hold back. Let it all out. There ya go. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
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Really, guy, don't sugarcoat it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 07:42 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (dTZDj)
I wrote a song about that...big hit!
Posted by: John Sebastian at February 06, 2021 07:42 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 07:42 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Someone needs a Sickers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:43 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Oh if she's got a BPD diagnosis, they'll all know soon enough!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:43 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 06:44 PM (85Gof)
Covid claims another famous icon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 07:43 PM (mzC78)
New Moron memes are a good thing. Really.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 06, 2021 07:43 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Didja fix his teeth before he died ?
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 07:41 PM (dTZDj)
I did date a girl for a good long time who had a younger sister who, had she been old enough, I would have changed horses for...damn she was cute...and tall too.
Posted by: John Sebastian at February 06, 2021 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:45 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
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Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (em79L)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
He put it everywhere it would fit.
That's as nice as I can explain it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (Rvt88)
Spaceballs it is.
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (dTZDj)
he's amazing
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (j9HX3)
You're very fortunate...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC) . Boy I hope they worded it sternly!
Such BS lamesters. How about announcing that they won't fund her campaign? That's actually, you know, meaningful.
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (JaLUs)
I guess I can see two but...
three?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:46 PM (j9HX3)
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Maybe she had a glass eye?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (JaLUs)
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2021 07:47 PM (JaLUs)
********
They actually did that too!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (O2+xe)
He soon went off to college. Found out a few years later that he was gay. Seems everyone knew but me.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I'll keep an eye out for ya!
-- Just the punchline
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:49 PM (j9HX3)
Maybe she had a glass eye?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
I think I did read that once in Penthouse? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:49 PM (85Gof)
I guess I can see two but...
three?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Mouth, VJ, and rear? I guess it's the trifecta.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:49 PM (bkUtD)
Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Hold up people, when I suggested an OrgasmMuse thread , I did not mean THAT; let's not get carried away here.
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2021 07:20 PM (NpAcC)
Did they start the letter with "Fuck You"?
'Cause the new AOSHQ Style Guide requires that.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:50 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I think I did read that once in Penthouse? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup
She never saw it coming!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:50 PM (Rvt88)
She should step down and make room for a true Wyominginian to serve out the rest of her term.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 07:50 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: runner at February 06, 2021 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:51 PM (G+oUu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Probably her first time in all orifices.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2021 07:51 PM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Adolph's tenderized meat at February 06, 2021 07:51 PM (63Dwl)
Spaceballs it is.
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021
***
Svengoolie has The Black Scorpion!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 07:52 PM (lSpWa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)
I guess I can see two but...
three?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Mouth, VJ, and rear? I guess it's the trifecta.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel
Ah, the elusive Bartlett's Dilemma. Grab it before you're married...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 06, 2021 07:53 PM (w3k5W)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 07:54 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at February 06, 2021 07:54 PM (G+oUu)
"Thread about fishing movies up soon..."
Oh boy!
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell
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Spawning
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 07:55 PM (4wn42)
Posted by:Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel
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Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for the trifecta.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Wood eye!
--- Again, just the punchline
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by:Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel
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Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for the trifecta.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)
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Simultaneously?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 07:56 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 07:56 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (em79L)
Hooked on Extra-Strength Stupid Pill.
They never did wannia
Give praise to Melania,
Like to Big Mike and Witch Doktor Jill!
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I wonder how much longer the media can 'Mushroom' us about their President Select Biden.
You know what mushrooming some is: Keep them in the dark, then cover them with B.S. People are already beginning to see CCP (Corrupt, Compromised, 'Pres') Biden for the poser he his. The left is turning on him for not immediately mailing $2k checks to everyone.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (wJQbj)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Wood eye!
--- Again, just the punchline
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2021 07:55 PM (Rvt8
Hair lip, hair lip!
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero
Elf, hopefully. Dwarf would be awkward.
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (j9HX3)
Beat me to it, and I misspelled it as well.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (dTZDj)
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (P1f+c)
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Stepladder.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 06, 2021 07:58 PM (KRxpN)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 07:57 PM (em79L)
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Also the order of operations.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 07:59 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 08:00 PM (4wn42)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 07:59 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm thinking Cowboy was too concerned in that regard.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)
>This fucknut presumes to be a narcocorrido lyricist without the talent. Very odd.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2021 08:00 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 06, 2021 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
That's a great opening line for a story.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 06, 2021 07:29 PM (x8Wzq)
there is a house in new orleans
they call the rising sun...
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (BgMrQ)
He slept with a mermaid one fine night
Out of that union, there came three
A porpoise and a porgy and the other was me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (WENj9)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Moby Dick.
Jaws.
Grumpy Old Men.
...
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
Fishin' boats have trailers. Fishin' movies have Fins.
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (dTZDj)
Posted by: browndog
And you call yourself a Moron.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 08:02 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (O2+xe)
Learned that one at camp when I was 12 maybe...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (O2+xe)
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I heard it in fifth grade. From my fifth grade teacher.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 06, 2021 08:03 PM (WENj9)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2021 08:03 PM (TLBVO)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 08:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
Fishin' boats have trailers. Fishin' movies have Fins.
Posted by: f'd at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (dTZDj)
Italian fishing movies.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 06, 2021 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 06, 2021 08:04 PM (KRxpN)
Posted by: browndog
And you call yourself a Moron.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 08:02 PM (bkUtD)
***looks down sheepishly***
OK, I'll start with a double...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2021 08:04 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 08:04 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 08:04 PM (4wn42)
OK, I'll start with a double...
Posted by: browndog
That's the spirit! I'm drinking at work!
*okay, not really*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Moby Dick.
Jaws.
Grumpy Old Men.
...
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (P1f+c)
a river runs through it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (O2+xe)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at February 06, 2021 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
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I don't think they were fishing. They were just throwing people overboard.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)
He slept with a mermaid one fine night
Out of that union, there came three
A porpoise and a porgy and the other was me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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As a historical note, there have been 4 Eddystone lights: https://tinyurl.com/y5lpagvo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 08:06 PM (WZ5i4)
*okay, not really*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Have Gun Will Travel at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (bkUtD)
ISWYDT...
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ben Had
Yeah; we're not able to explain that one.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 08:06 PM (arJlL)
Alton/ Ladyl, boy do you have some catching up to do.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM
apparently so
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 06, 2021 08:06 PM (TLBVO)
Me. My wife bought me a how-to manual.
Posted by: Ronster at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (3qVOd)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (twGU3)
how do you catch a tame bird? the tame way
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (iTXRQ)
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (l35q6)
Moby Dick.
Jaws.
Grumpy Old Men.
...
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (P1f+c)
a river runs through it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The Perfect Storm?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:05 PM (O2+xe
what???
What's going on???
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2021 07:52 PM (lSpWa)
isn't that the one where the shadow image of a giant scorpion is pasted on the film while Mexican women and children run, throw their hands up, and scream?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 08:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy
Moby Dick.
Jaws.
Grumpy Old Men.
...
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2021 08:01 PM (P1f+c)
Anyone find that friggin' Nemo yet?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 08:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (nakwk)
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Alcoholics Anonymous?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 06, 2021 08:09 PM (kTF2Z)
What's going on???
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (TdMsT)
Impossible to to recap...
You're just gonna have to trust us that you want to go back to the beginning of the post.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bigsmith at February 06, 2021 08:09 PM (G/mW5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 08:10 PM (830x5)
What's going on???
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (TdMsT)
See? See what we're saying???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2021 08:10 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2021 07:35 PM
Well, he IS a Captain.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 06, 2021 08:11 PM (DMUuz)
What's going on???
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 06, 2021 08:07 PM (TdMsT)
See? See what we're saying???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06,
And don't stop at the Threadwinner.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 08:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 06, 2021 08:12 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 08:11 PM (axyOa)
Yeah, that's like a premature NOOD.
Keep reading.
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 08:13 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 08:14 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 08:14 PM (twGU3)
You're on of the people who goes right to the end of a book so that you know the ending, aren't ya!?!?
Posted by: browndog at February 06, 2021 08:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2021 08:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2021 08:16 PM (O2+xe)
All three died young, and no, I didn't have anything to do with it. The break ups happened years before the deaths and all three were in different states at the time.
Swearsies.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2021 08:55 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2021 09:06 PM (JaLUs)
My fave Mayo pic is Captain Horatio Hornblower.
Posted by: MichiCanuck at February 06, 2021 09:59 PM (CfaWL)
Posted by: uglykidmoe at February 07, 2021 12:06 AM (yOPeD)
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