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Friday's ONT Trips The Light Fantastic
Happy Friday everyone! I want y'all to know, I enjoyed many of the stories from last night. I dunno about you, but I thought that was fun. Meanwhile, the FBI got snookered. They should know better than to just grab any image off the internet for official business. That said, I think this is excellent for the defense if it comes to that, it's obviously an altered image.
How the Democrat party works
Fido Friday
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bel aire at February 05, 2021 10:07 PM (g741k)
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Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:13 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood
They're off script. Ole joey said 10.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 05, 2021 10:15 PM (r1z5A)
Gawd! This is the premier law enforcement organization in the land?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2021 10:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: wing at February 05, 2021 10:17 PM (JFzNN)
Shows you they are just phoning it in. Rat bastards.
Posted by: Infidel at February 05, 2021 10:18 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 05, 2021 10:19 PM (i9ZF7)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at February 05, 2021 10:07 PM (HuH1F)
Ernie Hudson, nice! no ghost troubles for you.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 10:19 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2021 10:19 PM (6an2V)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 05, 2021 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 05, 2021 10:21 PM (3H9h1)
Ancient Fridaynaut theorists say YES! (If they say it in English)
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying the remainder of Hump Day +2 at February 05, 2021 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 05, 2021 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2021 10:23 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: AJ Duie at February 05, 2021 10:23 PM (JbVnZ)
Posted by: wing at February 05, 2021 10:24 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 10:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2021 10:25 PM (EZebt)
Often unkind.
Posted by: Miklos Ten-Inch at February 05, 2021 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 05, 2021 10:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:27 PM (vuisn)
I know he did a ton of movies besides TSOM, and that he wasn't fond of recalling that particular film (although it was probably his most famous role).
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
He sure classes up those car warranty ads.
Loved him in "Congo." He and the monkey carried that movie.
One of the greatest White Hunter roles ever.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 05, 2021 10:28 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Miklos, Bartles and Jaymes at February 05, 2021 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 05, 2021 10:29 PM (6an2V)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 10:29 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:29 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:30 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Captain QDP, Captain...
Posted by: browndog at February 05, 2021 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
*blushes shyly*
Oh
Other Shitposts
*face reddens again*
Posted by: Miklos, shouting EXCELSIOR!! at February 05, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
His response to the Sound of Music was right up there with the Star Trek skit on SNL where William Shatner tells the trekkies to "Get a Life!!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 10:32 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at February 05, 2021 10:32 PM (HuH1F)
/asking for a friend
Posted by: shibumi at February 05, 2021 10:32 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 10:29 PM (QUqEV)
I had the same reaction. Did not watch anything before buying the game. Just bought and played it. Before they started trying to 'fix' it, everything worked fine on my PC. Graphics were good, seemed like a well realized city that did not have the empty feeling a lot of open world games do. The quest lines were the most intentional I have ever seen put forward in a game (able to be solved different ways and in ways that are not even mentioned in the quest itself.) The ending was a bit muddled, but it was kind of an odd set up to begin with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (F0YaR)
https://tinyurl.com/h5swl8ro
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https://tinyurl.com/2zsplzwz
https://tinyurl.com/d9kb8zf3
Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Miklos laughs and laughs without needing to watch that again at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
I remember hearing Plummer as a guest on some talk radio show once, and the host asked about acting with Julie Andrews on TSOM. His response was "I thought we were going to talk about my new film."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Anybody have a clue what the warning sign is, or does it mean you can feel free to have sex here.
Back to read the content.
Posted by: Dwayne at February 05, 2021 10:34 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2021 10:34 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:35 PM (lmikk)
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"Star Crash" starring Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro (hubba hubba), Christopher Plummer, and David Hasselhoff.
Three thumbs up.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:35 PM (vuisn)
get outta bed around nine...
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:35 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/ahajy3sc
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Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2021 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (kc6S6)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Infidel at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Kind of Gary Oldman before Oldman.
If you have to have your scenery chewed to shreds, he's your man and will leave it all on the court.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:38 PM (lmikk)
If it hasn't been said enough, you're a great American.....while we still exist.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2021 10:33 PM (F0YaR)
**********
I've had 6 and am on a couple of wait lists for another. They make you laugh every day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:39 PM (NpAcC)
get outta bed around nine...
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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On saturdays I wake up between 5 and 7 and get out of bed around 11 or 12....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miklos, a Good Ole Boy at February 05, 2021 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:40 PM (vuisn)
On one hand I love sleeping 'til I get my total fill. OTOH by that time, there ain't much day left to enjoy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Is that the front version of the 'naked man on white ottoman' paintng? Holy smoke, that is ugly
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 10:41 PM (bDqIh)
get outta bed around nine...
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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On saturdays I wake up between 5 and 7 and get out of bed around 11 or 12....
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4
The Key Item is left unaddressed.
Posted by: Skip's Breakfast at February 05, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:38 PM (lmikk)
Gary Oldman sits down when Tim Curry enters the room.
I'm just sayin.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:41 PM (Zz0t1)
get outta bed around nine...
Posted by: OneEyedJack
That old man, he's a REAL muthafucka, gonna kick 'em on down the lieeyine....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip's Breakfast
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Well, I do get up and make my coffee then get back in bed and catch up on the emt and coffee thread...
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Goatweed at February 05, 2021 10:43 PM (90fhE)
get outta bed around nine...
Posted by: OneEyedJack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27rKrR424cA
Posted by: Vanya at February 05, 2021 10:44 PM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 10:44 PM (yKhxk)
https://youtu.be/XSqCJ-UGYns
Posted by: Grail Knight at February 05, 2021 10:44 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:43 PM (Zz0t1
Played loud enough to cause damage.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: El Mikloso, aspiring Mexican Rassler at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 10:41 PM (bDqIh)
If you follow @seamushughes' twitter feed, you'll find out it's "Wood Sitting on a Bed" (Barry Wood).
Also, it's well worth your time to see the responses... >8^>
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (ZSK0i)
I read an interview with them some time ago and that topic came up - the answer is none. They were the older generation and Jewish too IIRC. One of them explained they never touched the stuff and that they were far too busy producing shows to be messing around with that crap. They were just really imaginative guys. I grew up watching those shows and ate it up with a spoon.
Posted by: I Have Questions at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (RGRIY)
Posted by: Lord Percy %% at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (qkgM/)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)
Yeah, I tried to search for the actual image used, but that didn't work out well for me.
Just know that the dude in the pic is sporting a redwood trunk between his legs.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 10:44 PM (yKhxk)
you're done with your pole exercises ?
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)
We've tried booties on our dog because he gets cold feet on winter walks. He did a similar dance, haaated them, so. . . instead it's winter walks with moments where he gets a bit of ice in his paws and we have to get it out.
I do wonder if the dog in that video is freaking because they're too tight?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 10:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:47 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:48 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)
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That's what happens when you select for ideological purity instead of competence.
Posted by: zmdavid at February 05, 2021 10:48 PM (xqRaG)
Oh, OK, now I get it, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 10:49 PM (bDqIh)
Played loud enough to cause damage.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:46 PM (z79tQ)
There are sooooo many songs like that in my life, there's no wonder I have tinnitus. OTHER than the firecracker my brother hit me in the temple with........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 05, 2021 10:49 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Same.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:49 PM (NpAcC)
I do wonder if the dog in that video is freaking because they're too tight?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 10:47 PM (bDqIh)
I'm guessing it's like the first time you put a collar on a puppy. They don't know what it is and it freaks them out. They get used to it after a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2021 10:50 PM (W4eKo)
I loved your movie and your book about it.
I'll never watch it again asshole.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2021 10:19 PM (axyOa)
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I am not, however, changing my nic
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
by hatchet, axe, and saw"
Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for another great ONT, Weird Dave!
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Same.
Posted by: redridinghood
I just showed the picture to my dog. Whatevs, she wants a treat.
Posted by: Miklos, doing SCIENCE!!! at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ogmrobvious at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (YJpC4)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2021 10:23 PM (03n3v)
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And sung by a guy named Thurl Ravenscroft, which is the most awesome name in the history of ever.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 10:52 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
I don't need to know what Wesley's meat puppet said. He is not the character and more than the asshat Chris Evans is Captain America.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:52 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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Same.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2021 10:49 PM (NpAcC)
I find that if I lean back some and squint my eyes to blur the image, I see the man...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 10:52 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 10:45 PM (UUBmN)
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At least he wasn't sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 10:53 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (USW1s)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 05, 2021 10:23 PM (03n3v)
I've been told that Pueblo, Colorado, where you used to get all those useless pamphlets from, is now the central point for things THC. They've managed to get 95% THC and released it to the public. Hospitals are being overrun with people that are largely braindead because they have way too much THC in their system and the brain just shuts down.
Yay Colorado!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy
*spritzes whisky directly onto monitor*
yep
Posted by: Miklos, doing it the lazy way at February 05, 2021 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
by hatchet, axe, and saw"
Howdy Hordelings! Thanks for another great ONT, Weird Dave!
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
They're brilliant, but not aggressive enough for my mood tonight. Maybe a whiskey will tone me down.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:55 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: runner
Look at the bright side: some people weren't made to raise human children.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 05, 2021 10:55 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:56 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (RzGcW)
And drives you to think you can do anything you want to women and children any time you want.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lord Percy %% at February 05, 2021 10:56 PM (qkgM/)
Plummer played Scrooge in the movie "The Man who Invented Christmas". The story of how Charles Dickens wrote his book " A Christmas Carol ". Plummer plays a sarcastic Scrooge as Dickens tries to publish the novel before Christmas 1843.
The movie is now in our yearly Christmas rotation.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (necEF)
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (RzGcW)
Actually you would think it would be just the opposite. This is of course taking the ones who can actually act (how many can these days?) To be able to subsume your own persona, personality and tics to create a character? Most can't. That's why with so many actors we say 'This guy has been playing the same character the past 20 years!'
I always liked Dennis Miller's line about his 'acting' (paraphrased): 'I always say to myself, what does my character want? Fuck if I know. So what do I want? A big fucking check!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (lmikk)
Is this character an asshole who's prone to rages and drunkenness? A prick who laughs at things he shouldn't cause his heart is an emaciated husk?
Asking for a friend, who can definitely play that character.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (H5knJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeYXyPv6lA
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:58 PM (RzGcW)
Posted by: David Hogg, also on Tinder and Grindr at February 05, 2021 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Plummer played Scrooge in the movie "The Man who Invented Christmas". The story of how Charles Dickens wrote his book " A Christmas Carol ". Plummer plays a sarcastic Scrooge as Dickens tries to publish the novel before Christmas 1843.
The movie is now in our yearly Christmas rotation.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (necEF)
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I've been recommending that movie ever since I saw it. Dan Stevens as Dickens is great.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 10:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (lmikk)
There's probably 5 actors. The rest are personalities who fit the character. Nice work if you can get it.
Helps to be pretty
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 10:59 PM (z79tQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeYXyPv6lA
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:58 PM (RzGcW)
That is NOT what I pictured Tay Zonday to look like.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:59 PM (Zz0t1)
To get more coverage? To send a message?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 10:59 PM (qlFIA)
weird site, ace...delurk for the shocking Time article about how "yeah, we kinda did fix the election" to sideshows about hack tv shows and how a shit magazine is now shooting above its weight with actual writing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 11:00 PM (5Bw0D)
Asking for a friend, who can definitely play that character.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (H5knJ)
That's my alter-ego, Jack in the box.
Believe me, that's where you want to keep him.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 11:01 PM (z79tQ)
Also I couldn't remember how to say morons en español.
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 11:02 PM (UDJeD)
Helps to be pretty
Posted by: OneEyedJack
I identify as pretty.
Pretty in a...brave and transgressive sort of way.
Posted by: The Artiste formerly known as Miklos at February 05, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
I always liked Dennis Miller's line about his 'acting' (paraphrased): 'I always say to myself, what does my character want? Fuck if I know. So what do I want? A big fucking check!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2021 10:57 PM (lmikk)
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I think Stephen Root is one of those actors. Dude shows up in everything, and plays all his characters, even the most minor, amazingly well.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 11:03 PM (CAJOC)
Yay Colorado!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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I've been to Pueblo many times. Can't speak for the THC, but there's some great places to eat there. My favorite is Bingo Burger. Also a fan of Burritos Betty - which is in a building that looks like a cottage from Hansel and Gretel.
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 11:03 PM (UDJeD)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 11:04 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05,
Time figured they were safe spilling the beans knowing no one reads them anymore.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2021 11:04 PM (necEF)
Posted by: The Artiste formerly known as Miklos at February 05, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:07 PM (zr5Kq)
How do you deal with someone who has "duper's delight"?
Change it from "we are good and they are bad" to "they are empty and we are connected".
A little late in the evening to finish that thought, but oh well.
Posted by: Grail Knight at February 05, 2021 11:07 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 11:00 PM (5Bw0D)
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'Sup Tim Riggins? Hanging out at The Landing Strip with Billy?
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:07 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (UDJeD)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Geez. Tim Curry. Was watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show midnight weekends at the Neptune on 45th in the U District. In the mid-70's. The Neptune is still around, at least it was before Chynaflu, and Tim is still alive and well.
It was an event. Lots of crazy people would dress up as one of the characters, and they always brought toast. Get there early, because it sold out, usually.
I remember that nurse rached said she did the same thing, a decade or more later.
Good times, and yeah, Tim did a lot of other good stuff, too. Hope he stays healthy a long time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sponge
Good, maybe all the stupid commies will die and we can get back to normal.
Posted by: Infidel at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Sandy at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Funsize
Yo soy Moronero
Posted by: The Artiste formerly known as Miklos at February 05, 2021 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
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"Yo soy un Moronero", however, means "I am a bear claw"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 05, 2021 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:09 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Fight me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:09 PM (fLVm1)
WHo ?
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)
That's what's so great about fiction, heroes don't win in the real world.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 11:10 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (H5knJ)
Bull horn guy went to a bunch of left wing protests as a left winger before adopting the Q Shaman persona.
Perhaps he was really a plant, and this is a way to get him out of legal trouble?
Or maybe the FBI really, really, like Mr Wood's picture and wanted to share it with the world?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (qlFIA)
They would dance when they saw the stroller, lol. They loved it.
Posted by: four seasons at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (PisyI)
I've been to Pueblo many times. Can't speak for the THC, but there's some great places to eat there. My favorite is Bingo Burger. Also a fan of Burritos Betty - which is in a building that looks like a cottage from Hansel and Gretel.
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:03 PM (mZUr4)
I will actually try to keep that in mind next time I roll through there.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: El Mikloso at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Iris at February 05, 2021 11:12 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 11:12 PM (Zz0t1)
There's a reason actors used to be considered to be lower on the totem pole than prostitutes and thieves.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 11:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Female U.S. Army soldiers will now be allowed to wear lipstick, nail polish and locs"
Yeah, that'll help our country's combat readiness a ton.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (DpwBj)
Posted by: Doof
--> Layla says hi
Posted by: Tim Riggins (get it, Rigging? ) at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (5Bw0D)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 11:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Also in Pueblo is a pretty decent brew pub called Brues Alehouse that's in an old prison. It's in the "waterfront" area - which is ironically named since there ain't much water in Pueblo.
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (mZUr4)
Hated it. Didn't get out until 3 a.m. what with closing up.
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (HuH1F)
Heh, went to a few shows of the permanent Friday and Saturday midnight showings at a local 1 screen theater in the early 80's. It was fun.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 11:15 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, that'll help our country's combat readiness a ton.
Posted by: qdpsteve
We have war now!
Posted by: c. 90 million surplus Chinese males at February 05, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof
--> Layla says hi
Posted by: Tim Riggins (get it, Rigging? ) at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (5Bw0D)
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Loved me some Minka Kelly -- until Mrs Doof informed me today that she's dating that idiot libtard Trevor Noah
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Amazing how much respect he paid the Indian Nations in EVERY one of his movies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tim Riggins (you know, like Time Riggin' the election) at February 05, 2021 11:17 PM (5Bw0D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Look up Russian Female Cops.
Yummmm....
Gotta say, the Russians do have some thing right.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 11:15 PM (bDqIh)
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Did you take toast?
All the cool kids took toast.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (fLVm1)
Dogs fed. Little Musya, our tiny rescue girl, howls while I'm fixing it. Poor little thing was malnourished and neglected most of her life, so while we have to tell her to pipe down we realize she's somewhat damaged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (5Bw0D)
Posted by: klaftern at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah, that'll help our country's combat readiness a ton.
Posted by: qdpsteve
We have war now!
Posted by: c. 90 million surplus Chinese males at February 05, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
And we will sue until we can do the same!!!!!
The FAHBULOUS US Army.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (oHd/0)
Translation: Tranwomen recenly allowed into the military by Biden complained that without lipstick, nail polich and locs they couldn't pass as female soldiers.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (mZUr4)
Only the Arkansas river.
Posted by: Emmie at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 11:12 PM (Zz0t1)
That's an f'd up video. Not bad otherwise.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)
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Nobody marches into battle anymore. The days of Henry V are over.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Miklos, who never saw the guy's neck at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:21 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 11:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Same as traffic tickets-pay them off
Posted by: Miklosov, Slav Customer Service Centre of Happiness and Excellence at February 05, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (fLVm1)
Uh, apparently you have no idea about ops in third world shit holes.
You do know the Spec Forces are now once again training people in how to ride, AND, load mules in some cases?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Hotter ginger than Jen Psaki at February 05, 2021 11:22 PM (3fqGc)
Tell them you are American, and single? and open to marriage?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:24 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/yhcuvxmk
[falls out of chair, bangs head on table]
I'll take the one on the right!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 11:25 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:24 PM (oHd/0)
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Mention that you have Amazon Prime. It seals the deal and there are no shipping charges.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Romeo13
Somehow, I never imagined "The Muleteer" as a 21st century movie title
Posted by: Miklos, beginning to ask what posterity has done for me so far at February 05, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 05, 2021 11:26 PM (IKJJu)
Posted by: runner
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Brace up for Ms. President Harris, Commander in Chieftess
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 11:28 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (WD9ZA)
with a republican congress. standstill for 2 years.
Posted by: runner at February 05, 2021 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Miklos, beginning to ask what posterity has done for me so far at February 05, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Its like in the 80's when we had to bring back Battleship sailors as contractors to run the Battleships we had recommisioned.
Sometimes, old skills are NOT really out of date.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 05, 2021 11:18 PM (5Bw0D)
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Don't think so. And she got quite hot after her FNL years
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:29 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 11:29 PM (EiPf6)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)
Spec forces with allies in Afghanistan.
Korb Lund approves.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)
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Thats awesome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:30 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: runner
Didn't Rush say the PMS battalion would be the most feared force on the planet?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 05, 2021 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:31 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I'm thinking late March.
Posted by: Infidel at February 05, 2021 11:31 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Ziba at February 05, 2021 11:31 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:14 PM (mZUr4)
Only the Arkansas river.
Posted by: Emmie at February 05, 2021 11:19 PM (ofYez)
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Yes - but in Pueblo, that river is more like a tiny creek!!
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2021 11:32 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)
U.S. Army Green Beret detachment, riding with the Northern Alliance forces against the Taliban, in the first U.S. engagement of ground forces in Afghanistan, post 9/11.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2021 11:32 PM (QzJWU)
It was an event. Lots of crazy people
I remember that nurse rached said she did the same thing, a decade or more later.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (sy5kK)
The Neptune is where I saw Rocky horror ( twice) in 1979. 35 years later my daughter also saw it there when she was at the uw .
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 05, 2021 11:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 05, 2021 11:34 PM (OTzUX)
Yeah, that's not a thumb.
She was nuclear hot.
Young Rodrigo had a movie tie-in paperback edition of Edgar Rice Burrroughs's "At the Earth's Core" with a section of film stills heavily featuring Ms. Munro.
I got a lot of quality bunk time out of that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 11:34 PM (ZBd2j)
Sunk New Dawn
I knew someone would recall the event. I don't recall much other than being astonished that it even happened at all.
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:35 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 05, 2021 11:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2021 11:36 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (w7KSn)
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They looked good too.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 05, 2021 11:37 PM (IKJJu)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 05, 2021 11:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
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The toast is only in the Greek Orthodox version.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:37 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Unpossible! Everyone knows the tank was invented by a trans woman of color.
Can you say for certain that Winston Churchill did not identify as a trans woman of color?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:37 PM (SchxB)
If you want to see old school actors, watch a series like Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock - even Columbo. They use the same actors over and over in different roles. Patrick McGoohan did one episode, playing a military man, like he was Burt Lancaster. It was great.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 05, 2021 11:38 PM (USW1s)
I still recall the story about the DOD procurement people scrambling to find the right codes for feed and horsey-related materials for the first time in 60 years (though I'd think the horses of the honor guard unit in NoVA would have ongoing needs of this sort).
Everyone seems to forget the incredibly light hand and small footprint that marked the beginning of the A'stan operation.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 05, 2021 11:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Cindy C at February 05, 2021 11:39 PM (EVIuY)
The thumb drive arrived today and is playing now in the background. Terrific choices as always.
A question . Are borzoi's becoming the new cool dog to have?
I ask because I've encountered two in the past week. Both very well cared for and happy having run their hearts out chasing toys around.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 05, 2021 11:39 PM (z985I)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 05, 2021 11:39 PM (IKJJu)
Posted by: Cindy C at February 05, 2021 11:39 PM (EVIuY)
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Iphone 7? That's the one with the woodcuts, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:40 PM (fLVm1)
It was an event. Lots of crazy people
I remember that nurse rached said she did the same thing, a decade or more later.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2021 11:08 PM (sy5kK)
The Neptune is where I saw Rocky horror ( twice) in 1979. 35 years later my daughter also saw it there when she was at the uw .
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 05, 2021 11:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Suddenly, I feel old.
Real old.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2021 11:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:41 PM (KZzsI)
Why did the system keep letting him out to murder again???
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 11:41 PM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:42 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2021 11:42 PM (necEF)
https://puri.sm/products/librem-5/
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)
Why did the system keep letting him out to murder again???
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 11:41 PM (QUqEV)
and now you know why we passed the Three strikes law.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2021 11:43 PM (oHd/0)
Why did the system keep letting him out to murder again???
They liked his style. Never used the same MO twice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:44 PM (SchxB)
tinyurl.com/z2f2wv8y
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:44 PM (w7KSn)
If you're otherwise still satisfied with the phone, consider getting the battery replaced. I had the one in my 6S done a couple of years ago and I'm still using it.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 05, 2021 11:44 PM (qc+VF)
The Horse Soldiers one?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2021 11:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 05, 2021 11:40 PM (fLVm1)
I text in Morse Code so....
Posted by: Cindy C at February 05, 2021 11:44 PM (EVIuY)
For a couple of decades SEALS have vacuumed up most of the press, good or bad, as far as SF reportage and glories. Folks don't realize that Green Beret's mission, though fully capable and embracing kinetic action, is largely liaison, training, alliance-forming, medical and generally keeping a local population on OUR side, vs. the enemy.
That said? We damn near NEVER hear a peep from nor about the Army's Delta Force. Which tells me their discipline and focus is TIGHT. The reports we know nothing about must read like blockbuster thrillers that'll never get published.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2021 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:27 PM (WD9ZA)
with a republican congress. standstill for 2 years.
thats sweet that you still think a Republican congress would stand up to a black female president. They can't even stand up to Liz Chaney, she of 13% approval numbers....besides, executive orders will be the main gov biz in the future anyways...
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at February 05, 2021 11:45 PM (WPfT5)
But Karl Malden never got busted for stealing all those travelers checks. He was just too clever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 11:46 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Splunge at February 05, 2021 10:54 PM (RzGcW)
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Historically, they have been segregated from normal people for that reason. ~ they will take your daughters soul and steal your money.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 05, 2021 11:46 PM (IKJJu)
Can you say for certain that Winston Churchill did not identify as a trans woman of color?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:37 PM (SchxB)
Absolutely.
Both Barky and Senile, upon moving into the White House, immediately removed Churchill's statue on display.
Now, could you ever see either one doing that if Sir Winston was trans?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2021 11:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:46 PM (w7KSn)
They had to catch him in the act of passing one to prove he had them. He just never left home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:47 PM (SchxB)
I think his mom was part American Indian, come to that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 11:47 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at February 05, 2021 11:47 PM (UUBmN)
I think that's a L'Amour story and he was always respectful toward Indians.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: navybrat,
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Well, mechanical horse, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:49 PM (GBHAb)
Given 0bama's ignorance of history, along with everything else, yes. And the press would have given him a pass on it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 05, 2021 11:49 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Funsize at February 05, 2021 11:49 PM (EiPf6)
(or 11 or X) or should I consider Samsung or some other company?
If you're otherwise still satisfied with the phone, consider getting
the battery replaced. I had the one in my 6S done a couple of years
ago and I'm still using it.
with Apple, Google, and Amazon having record quarters, I just wish more people would considerbuying from other companies(and using ddg for browsing)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at February 05, 2021 11:50 PM (WPfT5)
Also in the film?
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:50 PM (w7KSn)
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The man gives lie to 'Not worth a nose full of nickels'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:50 PM (GBHAb)
Back in the day, that kind of thing was considered cool and was in all the underground newspapers etc. Transgressive, sticking it to the man, all that. Now the hippies are in charge and they will not tolerate any question or mockery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:51 PM (KZzsI)
Also in the film?
Posted by: navybrat
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Yes. No barbed wire was harmed in the making of this movie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2021 11:51 PM (GBHAb)
It was as a drowning man grasping at straws.
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:52 PM (w7KSn)
Emperor > samurai > peasants > merchants > eta > actors and criminals
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 11:52 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cindy C at February 05, 2021 11:54 PM (EVIuY)
Before Hollywood that was pretty much how the western world viewed actors, too. Scum of the earth, no morals, untrustworthy, lied for a living, entertaining but you wouldn't let one in your house.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2021 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Woo-Hoo! The https'es are back!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2021 11:54 PM (mzC78)
It was a stinker of the highest order.
But, I got paid.
Flop or hit, I got paid the same.
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)
I'd do that to a cat, tho....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 05, 2021 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Boots on a dog for for mud or snow, or nasty ground conditions are a kindness for them though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2021 11:56 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 05, 2021 11:56 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 05, 2021 11:57 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:52 PM (KZzsI)
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Thank you for reminding me. The Chika dance to the money being printed endlessly is wonderful and deserves more love.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 05, 2021 11:57 PM (QUqEV)
The sequel, not so much.
Show biz is my life.
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
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*high five*
Posted by: J.J. Abrams at February 05, 2021 11:58 PM (fLVm1)
Hinin (literally "non-humans") included ex-convicts, vagrants, street cleaners, and entertainers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2021 11:58 PM (ZBd2j)
I'd do that to a cat, tho....
Posted by: Sponge
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Bwahahahahahaha
Yeah, bring it...try to put shoes on me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: Michael Caine at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)
And one could also be grateful for the National Guard--the closest to a true militia extant today.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (USW1s)
The Plaza theater was where this happened in the ATL. My ex used to dress as Magenta, the ginger that she is. This was before we met. I only went twice, fun but had other things to occupy my time
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (rt0xh)
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Breastfeeding on the Battlefield: Now It's Possible
tinyurl.com/445cb6e3
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:01 AM (vuisn)
Before Hollywood that was pretty much how the western world viewed actors, too. Scum of the earth, no morals, untrustworthy, lied for a living, entertaining but you wouldn't let one in your house.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2021 11:54 PM (KZzsI)
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I thought that England in Shakespere's day considered prostitutes and actors pretty much interchangeable.
Today, an example would be Robert DeNiro.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:01 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
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#metoo
Posted by: Nick Cage at February 06, 2021 12:02 AM (fLVm1)
There's a reason actors used to be considered to be lower on the totem pole than prostitutes and thieves.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 05, 2021 11:12 PM (ZSK0i)
When I was... not 29... I didn't understand why that had been so.
Now, I think it's a great marker for whether or not a society is fcked in the head.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2021 12:02 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 06, 2021 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:02 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2021 12:02 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: navybrat, who now wears suspenders at February 05, 2021 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
Shut yo mouth.
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (ZefqQ)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (rt0xh)
We'd always catch it at Perimeter or Akers Mill in high school.
They also used to show midnight softcore stuff like "Flesh Gordon" -- don't know how I got away with seeing that at 17.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (vuisn)
tinyurl.com/445cb6e3
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:01 AM
Ha ha ha! .... No.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (USW1s)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 05, 2021 11:57 PM (/+bwe)
I cannot believe i have to post this for ya.
Squadies get squirties.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (VcFUs)
It was that way in the US and England up to around 1910. And honestly the line was pretty blurred: actors were people who'd do anything for money and would it exactly shock you if you could buy a night with, say, Margot Robie? I mean the sum would be pretty high but its likely doable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (VcFUs)
Isn't that from a particularly badly-run mess hall?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 12:07 AM (/+bwe)
How long do you think your job at the gloryhole will last, once all the Paki truckers get laid off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:07 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2021 12:08 AM (necEF)
They did call them "players" back in those times.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:09 AM (vuisn)
Isn't that from a particularly badly-run mess hall?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 12:07 AM (/+bwe)
No. Really baaaad scyfi. British. If i can locate the pulpwood, i'll post it in the pulpwood thread on Sunday.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:09 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:09 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2021 12:09 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 12:10 AM (twGU3)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:00 AM (rt0xh)
We'd always catch it at Perimeter or Akers Mill in high school.
They also used to show midnight softcore stuff like "Flesh Gordon" -- don't know how I got away with seeing that at 17.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
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It's like old home week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Unfashionable W. Smyrna at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (WD9ZA)
Isn't that from a particularly badly-run mess hall?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 12:07 AM (/+bwe)
Milo Minderbinder wants his laundry detergent soap sudz back.
Squissh taters were never so good.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (VcFUs)
How long do you think your job at the gloryhole will last, once all the Paki truckers get laid off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:07 AM (mzC7
While I despise these trolls, the small bit of humanity in my soul feels sorry for them.
But then my vengeance takes over and that goes out the window quickly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:09 AM
The British can do bad SF well. *braces self*
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (/+bwe)
It was easy for good-looking actors and actresses in the troupe to seduce people and, as soon as things got at all sticky, move on to the next town 100 miles away or so.
Hollywood likely changed that; acting types could come to *one* location, Southern California, and work continuously, so long as they knew how to network (and party down) as well as act.
(There was always Broadway too, but as far as I know, it's always been a very small/closed club of people who could ever get work there. Plus it was always smack in the heart of the den of iniquity, NYC.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
"And the vastness of the busom is entirely justified!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 06, 2021 12:11 AM (ZSK0i)
They also used to show midnight softcore stuff like "Flesh Gordon" -- don't know how I got away with seeing that at 17.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:05 AM (vuisn)
Ha! I saw that at a Drive In, the Starlight I believe
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:12 AM (rt0xh)
Rice for the wedding, Squirt guns for the walk to the castle, Newspapers to shield against squirt guns, Toast (To cannibalism!), a bell (Did you hear a bell ring, Janet Weiss), deck of cards (cards for sorrow toss 123, cards for pain toss 456, fuckit, toss the deck)
That's all I remember, might be missing 1 or 2
Posted by: Weirddave at February 06, 2021 12:12 AM (6an2V)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:13 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:13 AM (USW1s)
"And the vastness of the busom is entirely justified!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February
Macbeth!
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2021 12:13 AM (necEF)
"And the vastness of the busom is entirely justified!
Said every single E2 in the Army, payday weekend, as he entered the titty bar
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:14 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)
What's that? Dopey Joe and the Ho got frauded in and you're still a pitiful loser with nothing better to do on a Friday night?
Do tell.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2021 12:15 AM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 06, 2021 12:15 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 06, 2021 12:17 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2021 12:17 AM (ZBd2j)
"If I Could turn Back Time..."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 06, 2021 12:18 AM (vuisn)
Rice for the wedding, Squirt guns for the walk to the castle, Newspapers to shield against squirt guns, Toast (To cannibalism!), a bell (Did you hear a bell ring, Janet Weiss), deck of cards (cards for sorrow toss 123, cards for pain toss 456, fuckit, toss the deck)
That's all I remember, might be missing 1 or 2
Hot dogs for "You're a Hot Dog, but you'd better not hurt her! Frank Furter!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 06, 2021 12:19 AM (SchxB)
I wouldn't've had so much plastic surgery
'cuz right now I'm singin'
outta my knee..." - Cher
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
I think hot dogs were involved.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2021 12:17 AM (ZBd2j)
WhooHoo!
Where the androydinous dick at?
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 06, 2021 12:20 AM (VcFUs)
Saw a YouTube vid a while back where they tried using lawn trimmer string as a source of raw material. Works pretty well.
Now I'm wondering how Cher would work.
Could you use her to print a younger and prettier skank ho?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 06, 2021 12:20 AM (ZBd2j)
It was easy for good-looking actors and actresses in the troupe to seduce people and, as soon as things got at all sticky, move on to the next town 100 miles away or so.
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Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsies, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:21 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:21 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 06, 2021 12:25 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:27 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 06, 2021 12:30 AM (5Bw0D)
Tim Curry is an international treasure. No refutation shall be accepted.
Cary Elwes is ass hoe, apparently. And my rapier is at least as good as his, just sayin'.
Cyberpunk 2077 definitely needed another 6 months to a year of dev time. I still can't get the damn thing to run on PC.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:30 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:31 AM (L2ZTs)
Just don't look too hard at his, um, "performance" in Red Alert 3 and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2021 12:32 AM (AUfiu)
Yeah, the whole week really sucked, at least for me.
And I'm not even including the DC nonsense. That crap would send me to the moon. I'm mostly ignoring it.
And I notice I am watching a lot more reruns of 40 and 50 year old shows. The acting is dated, but still pretty good for the most part.
And the news? Well, find me a TV outlet that isn't Progda approved, and I'll watch it. OANN is not on cable around here, only computer access. And NewsMax, they just crashed and burned with the Mike Lyndell incident.
This Sunday, I'll be DVR'ing 6 episodes of The Untouchables "starring ROBERT STACK!" as Walter Winchell proclaims. I'll watch them over the week.
The Super Bowl? Probably go over to a friends house, mainly for the company, not the game.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
Call a friend to come give me a boost, or a tow start. He gets there, and I said, "watch this. Now that you are here, it will start right up." And that's exactly what happened! "Well, that was easy. You don't need me here. See you later."
So, I drove home, pulled the distributor, because it's easier to remove the points while it's on the bench. They were burned blue, so I filed them, replaced them, set the gap, and lubricated the areas that needed lubrication. I was on the point of putting it back in, when it occurred to me that this was the time to take the starter out, and service it, (continued)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:34 AM (mzC78)
Every time I've mentioned L,Elle (former commentor) I've gotten a lot of "LOL that was an epic meltdown" responses.
Well, I haven't heard from her for a while, so I sent off a note. I'll let you know what I learn.
I would say the Spock thing "Emotional, isn't she?" but I'm a bit worried.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2021 12:36 AM (l9m7l)
The only other thing in my recent memory that was worked on for about as long as Cyberpunk 2077 that failed in about a week was that Fallout: The Frontier mod. 7 years to make and it had to be pulled in about 7 days. It's up again, now that the pedo dev's contributions have been ganked, but it's still broken with awful, awful writing.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2021 12:36 AM (AUfiu)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:38 AM (USW1s)
Just don't look too hard at his, um, "performance" in Red Alert 3 and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2021 12:32 AM (AUfiu)
PC gaming is my primary hobby but through some absolutely bizarre alignment of the cultural stars I've somehow managed to almost entirely avoid the entire C&C franchise. Generals may be the only game that I've made any effort to play, and it's a spinoff of a spinoff.
I was also really late to the Baldur's Gate party, though I did at least play those games later in life.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:38 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 12:39 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:40 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:40 AM (USW1s)
vivi
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:41 AM (USW1s)
I announced yesterday, my 38-year-old Technics SL-B200 died. I'm in mourning.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:42 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 06, 2021 12:36 AM (AUfiu)
They're already being sued. I think it's in Polish court but not 100% sure of the details, only that it's an investor suit related to the stock price tanking. Also, the Poles apparently have a consumer-protection agency and they've inserted themselves in the equation, which is hilarious.
Not that I expect much to come of it. One of my former employers got sued like five times for jilted shareholders and it didn't amount to a hill of beans.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:42 AM (zcf1k)
OTOH, Electronic Arts also had an awesome reputation in the 90s, and then they went evil, so maybe it's just a case of "die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:44 AM (zcf1k)
So I stuffed the worn bushings in my pocket, and walked about a mile to the NAPA store. They had the drive-end bushing, so I bought that. No intermediate bushing (which is identical to the commutator end bushing, little oilite bronze sleeves).
Walked across the street to Auto Zone. Nope, they don't have them. Walked about a mile further east to O'Reilly's. They knew what it was, and the computer said 4 in stock, but they were not there. Counterman said probably the last customer got the whole box of five, instead of a single bushing.
Walked across the parking lot to Shopper's Supply, because they have a good hardware department. Lo! and Behold! They had a 3/4 X 5/8 X 1" oilte bushing for $2.29. I can saw it in half and have two of what I need. Ka-ching! (continued)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:44 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 12:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:40 AM (QUqEV)
Oh gawd, don't get me started on software marketing and how the Agile thing has corrupted the youth. I really hope that I can remain on the embedded-hardware side of things at least until some of the insanity dissipates.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:48 AM (zcf1k)
By now it was nearly 6:00 P.M., and I was getting hungry, and it's Rib Night at the Handlebar Pub, another quarter mile east, so I amble down there. Place is packed; had to wait outside for a few minutes. I called a friend to join me, and he arrived as I was tucking into my plate of ribs. I had pre-ordered a plate of ribs for him, so that arrived shortly after he did.
And I got a ride home, too. Tomorrow is starter overhaul day. I haz parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:49 AM (mzC78)
May the ending of this tale be a happy one. Great story!
With a walk home to boot.
I thought you were going North on a plane to greet the latest Polar Vortex.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 12:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at February 06, 2021 12:40 AM (USW1s)
I have done some with success, others not so much, and some I would prefer not to touch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:53 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:48 AM (zcf1k)
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I wish you luck, im stuck in it. Agile...same problems, different buzzwords.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:55 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
I took the bearing to NAPA, "do you have one of these"?
_Oh, for sure, this is pretty common. $5 bucks.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 12:57 AM (IKJJu)
I thought you were going North on a plane to greet the latest Polar Vortex.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 12:52 AM (u82oZ)
No. I walked downtown. Maybe 3 miles, total. I could have walked home (well, my home in AJ) in under an hour. But it worked out that I had dinner with a friend, and he dropped me at my place on his way home. Would have been a chilly walk, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 12:57 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:57 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)
Hahaha, good stuff.
I ran across a job posting for them a while back, they were making a big deal about how they're not into the sweatshop thing anymore and actually take work-life balance seriously (HUGE problem in game dev 10-20 years ago--I interviewed for some locals but do not regret taking a different path). Remote friendly, too. Came close to applying, but they're so DRM'd up and I'm such an anti-DRM zealot that I didn't feel great about applying to something where I probably wouldn't want to eat the dog food.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 12:58 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Stankleberry at February 06, 2021 01:00 AM (kHFTD)
I meant ride home. Well, time to hit the hay again.
Have a great night, everyone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 06, 2021 01:00 AM (u82oZ)
_Oh, for sure, this is pretty common. $5 bucks.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 06, 2021 12:57 AM (IKJJu)
Heh. They actually sell trailer (and some wheel bearings for cars) in sets with numbers like "A2, A5" etc. Ball and roller bearings are about as standardized as are nuts and bolts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:01 AM (mzC78)
LCD, agreed, I'm weaning my self off politics. Lately been running thru the Twilight Zone thanks to mentions here. Some are good, some just plain dumb, can't beleive I used to get scared watching reruns in the 60s.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 01:01 AM (55Qr6)
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They probably got too big too quickly. They were a small company that hit gold with the Witcher series. And then they got overly ambitious with Cyberpunk. There's also a lot of suspicion that they got a bit too focused on their hire of Keanu Reeves, and ended up dumping a bunch of stuff that they were working on for the game at the last minute in order to put more focus on him.
Posted by: junior at February 06, 2021 01:03 AM (PTw5h)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 12:55 AM (QUqEV)
You might enjoy this video: https://youtu.be/hG4LH6P8Syk
Uncle Bob Martin is one of the XP guys so he's not exactly a reliable narrator, but he does offer some good insight on how Scrum (and Agile in general) got corrupted. Several of the original Agile Manifesto drafters have publicly backed away from it in recent years. Don't get me wrong, Scrum and Agile have their place but it's not the panacea that so many process consultants treat it as when forcing it into places it doesn't belong.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 01:03 AM (zcf1k)
I can understand a little bit of DRM, such as adding extra/non-essential but new fun features for more money, but I've heard and read that EA has taken it to Monty Python-style levels of ridonkulousness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 12:57 AM (rt0xh)
Actually, I did pick up the tab for the meal. And the craft beers we had. But he will get the next one. The Handlebar Pub has a good selection of craft beer, and their dry-rubbed ribs are excellent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:04 AM (mzC78)
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Hey, now! Red Alert 3 is so intentionally over the top that it's awesome!
I've played the whole C&C series (including Renegade) aside from C&C 4. And it's a real shame that there was never a Red Alert 4, or a Generals 2.
Though I heard there were plans for the latter at one point.
Posted by: junior at February 06, 2021 01:05 AM (PTw5h)
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
[pay $30 to read the rest of this message]
[pay $75 to be able to keep the card and read this message whenever you like]
[pay $150 to be able to take your date for Valentine's dinner]
[pay $500 for full Valentine's dinner including alcoholic beverages and sex tonight with meaningful verbal discussion afterwards]"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:07 AM (L2ZTs)
Jen Psaki on Hunter Biden still having a 10% stake in a Chinese investment firm formed with State-owned entities:
"He has been working to unwind his investment."
Circling back to unwind.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qd5foc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2021 01:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 01:03 AM (zcf1k)
The idea has become the institution. I can understand why they are backing away.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 01:12 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: So much rwnj butt hurt at February 06, 2021 01:06 AM (LtafB)
Wipe the drool off your chin, Sonny. Oh, wait. That's not drool, is it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:12 AM (mzC78)
Circling back to unwind.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qd5foc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2021 01:11 AM (63Dwl)
He should just sell the interest to Ray Charles' estate. Call it a blind trust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:15 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Farmer
I've discovered The History Guy on Rumble
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2021 01:16 AM (necEF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:17 AM (L2ZTs)
Heh. They actually sell trailer (and some wheel bearings for cars) in sets with numbers like "A2, A5" etc. Ball and roller bearings are about as standardized as are nuts and bolts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Which raises a question, are the Panhard crank and rod bearings plain, or ball?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Unfashionable W. Smyrna at February 06, 2021 01:17 AM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 01:17 AM (twGU3)
Posted by: Farmer
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I'm stuck on Gunsmoke re-runs. There's something strangely satisfying about watching Matt Dillon draw his Colt and pistol-whip a bad guy. Justice, swift and certain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:20 AM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Unfashionable W. Smyrna at February 06, 2021 01:17 AM (cGzEU)
Ball and roller. On both mains and throws. And the valve springs are torsion bars. Connecting rod small ends are plain bearings, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:21 AM (mzC78)
My 9lb, 12 oz *CAT* is slinking around Dark Acre (my estate). She was skittish at first, but a warm blanket and food coaxed her out from her hiding spot and she's patrolling her new terrain. She kind of chirps, but I've noticed that semi-feral cats take awhile to explore their vocal capabilities with humans.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2021 01:17 AM (twGU3)
Thank you! I am not far from pulling the pin, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:22 AM (mzC78)
Wow, flutter and tracking error on this are listed as "Not Measurable" with lab instruments. You won't regret this for a single nanosecond.
tinyurl.com/1wayiij4
It is what I owned for years, pre divorce. Alas, I'm without vinyl now, so no need. And by the way. It's for sale for half of it's market value.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 01:22 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 01:23 AM (KAi1n)
Thanks for the recommendation! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:23 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:24 AM (L2ZTs)
Who sported a healthy cup D
But her IQ was quite low
And her wits were quite slow
Thankfully brains don't get you on TV
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Hotter ginger than Jen Psaki at February 06, 2021 01:25 AM (3fqGc)
He has no problem with booties and a doggie coat.
Posted by: Bosk at February 06, 2021 01:25 AM (lDdRA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2021 01:26 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Nice! My current kitty, Tigger, I found in my big shop building, sleeping on top of a car. I set some food out, and she ate it, and the the next time I saw her, I called, and she came right up and let me pick her up. I don't think she was feral, just an abandoned pet. She has a good home with me now. Very affectionate kitty. I called her Tigger on account of the stripes she doesn't have. Black and fluffy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:27 AM (mzC78)
And I'm gonna call it a night too. Thanks everyone for the fun chat!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:27 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 06, 2021 01:24 AM (L2ZTs)
Indeed. That was considered an "entry grade" turntable to the audiophile world in the '70s/'80s. Actually, it outperformed everything out there. You'd have to spend +$3k to get it's like, now. Yeah, it's shipping from Australia. BUY IT. I had it's twin for a decade, and I promise, you'll not regret the expense.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 01:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:30 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes, and the anti-skate pushes toward the center, rather than tugging outward.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:32 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:30 AM (mzC7
You'd think they would, but they run their electricity one-half out of phase there, so all turns as expected.
Makes ya wonder what would happen with an electric powered Aussie commode?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:36 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:36 AM (bPH26)
We need Weasel here to calculate the Corialis Effect on the tracking error to the moon and back.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2021 01:16
Thanks, I'll look into that. I should be done w/ TZ soon. Even tho some are lame I'm the type that has to watch them all.
Wife is into a series "Imposter", anyone else watched it?
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 01:37 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Only if played upside down.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 01:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:32 AM (GBHAb)
Heh.
And I got the twenty-dollar WalMart "Dual" stereo installed in the Lark, and it sounds OK to me. The FM works, and when I plugged a thumb drive loaded with some .mp3's into the USB port, it automatically switched over to .mp3 mode, and played the music.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:40 AM (mzC78)
Fucking hell. Leave it to a Moron Attorney to have actually read the fine print.
"Reading the Instructions" kind of goes against the Horde Ethos here, dontchaknow?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 01:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2021 01:42 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: JebPilled at February 06, 2021 01:43 AM (QUqEV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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[disturbance sensed in cemeteries at South Bend]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:43 AM (L47aO)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 01:47 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 01:21
Good luck w/ your new adoption. We took in a feral cat that had kittens in the neighbor's woodpile to save them in bad weather. She's a lover today, crawls in my lap and sleeps on top of me most nights.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 01:51 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2021 01:20 AM (cGzEU)
Watched Hondo tonight, old John Wayne flick...\
Good guy wins. Gets the girl. Boy child is not a transexual! Good times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2021 01:55 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: navybrat,
"Who cried when Seabiscuit died ?"
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 01:57 AM (arJlL)
And I'm not just horsin' around here, either.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:02 AM (QzJWU)
Watch out for deer.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Hotter ginger than Jen Psaki at February 06, 2021 02:02 AM (3fqGc)
Jim - I didn't read any print. It's common sense. If you've got a turntable from down under, you gotta flip it when "up over".
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 02:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 02:08 AM (KAi1n)
Odds that Ace's Ikea Drill was made in Australia?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
Jim
Who cares where Ikea products are made.... I've been to an Ikea store *once*. After 5 minutes of the most blase', pastel decor and products, I fled. Ickea is more like it.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 02:14 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 02:14 AM (KAi1n)
We are reporting you to the Swedish iMeatball Protection League, which is a vegan campaign to prevent horse abuse by means of Ikea Swedish Meatballs. None of those Swedish horses deserved to lose their balls!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:20 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: someguy at February 06, 2021 02:20 AM (/+1us)
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 06, 2021 02:27 AM (Jzz++)
419 MSM has started their wider campaign of doxing PDT supporters/protesters. Tech insiders are giving them loc data and names.
Posted by: someguy at February 06, 2021 02:20 AM (/+1us)
This sort of thing is why SCC spiked their own blog, just sayin'. Not surprised--and also never gave those pukes my 'real' personal information.
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 02:28 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: someguy at February 06, 2021 02:20 AM (/+1us)
We are a target rich environment. Prepare accordingly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
(been on ALL the lists since forever)
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: someguy at February 06, 2021 02:20 AM (/+1us)
We are a target rich environment. Prepare accordingly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
But I thought big businesses were our friends?
(been on ALL the lists since forever)
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:31 AM
Posted by: Boomer LIV Republican at February 06, 2021 02:36 AM (5pp/x)
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 02:37 AM (zcf1k)
But it's not much more below the tnthienth or so, to follow.
Most NYSE Boardroom stock is callow, craven, cowardly stock. They mistake boldness in a stock takeover as courage. We know them to be mistaken, thus.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 02:45 AM (79lT1)
Posted by: Jim at February 06, 2021 02:44 AM (QzJWU)
If non-leftists ever got organized, embargoed some fools, and took even 5 percent off the top line of a couple of corporations' quarterly statements the boardroom weasels would fold like cheap suits. But until that happens, not much will change...
Posted by: CppThis at February 06, 2021 02:55 AM (zcf1k)
Posted by: raimondo at February 06, 2021 03:04 AM (Gek+3)
Posted by: raimondo
I'm not a gun nut, but I'm down to my lowest weight in several years, and aside from some minor health issues (like gout), I'm fairly physiological. OTOH, SJL has obvious health problems. The thing is, it's the people who have health issues who need guns for protection more than those of us who don't present targets of opportunity.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 03:10 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 03:12 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 03:12 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 03:16 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 03:18 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at February 06, 2021 03:20 AM (rt0xh)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 06, 2021 03:27 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2021 03:45 AM (E4zlf)
I'm not quoting the troll but I'm bad in even referring to him. I just doubt he could pass a "physiological test" that Maxie demands. For that matter neither could she.
Now to the rest of the Horde...who knows.
I'm posting on a smart military blog @ 2:40 in the morn, believe the election was stolen, could I pass Maxie's test?
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 03:46 AM (55Qr6)
Fun ONT WD. The good game design made me laugh.
I've never seen RHPS. How did it become an interactive movie?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 03:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 03:51 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2021 03:52 AM (E4zlf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2021 03:53 AM (E4zlf)
>Is that like morning wood? Because I'm sure almost every man gets morning wood before a day's wage.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2021 03:56 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 03:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2021 03:59 AM (E4zlf)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 06, 2021 04:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:03 AM (IDhUW)
Hiya American Kestrel !
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 03:57
And what are you 2 reprobates planning for your day?
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 04:04 AM (55Qr6)
I have family flying in to visit. Spare bedroom is prepped. I still want to get a couple fancy chocolates to put on the pillows to add to their welcome.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:08 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 04:11 AM (Z/jzm)
Herself is home for our abbreviated weekend together, and, as much as i love Teh Horde, she is more.
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 (*OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated) at February 06, 2021 04:12 AM (79lT1)
Amazing how much respect he paid the Indian Nations in EVERY one of his movies.
Posted by: Romeo13
When he wasn't killing them.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:13 AM (arJlL)
How's your weather? We actually got a bit of snow. Maybe a couple of inches.
Hasta, red
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:14 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:18 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Farmer
I'm going back to bed after I finish my Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:19 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:21 AM (IDhUW)
Has nurse ratched been heard from lately? I got to follow up with her on something.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at February 06, 2021 04:22 AM (U8Hxf)
Got more snow Thurs nite. Friday morning the temp dropped. It's 7 degrees now. Heat wave! Below zero temps for the overnites the next few days.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 04:23 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 04:31 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 04:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:08
Good for you. That sounds like a classy touch.
Be sure to wear your useless masks, maybe 2 or 3 at a time. Don't worry, Clueless Joe will send you more.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 04:44 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 04:52 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip
Unless it gets hot and the chocolate melts and runs onto the mattress and it looks like Biden slept there.
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 04:31
We had sunshine today, but bad winds. I've learned how to bundle myself. Been clearing the ice on sidewalk and drive and cleaning out the car that is most likely totaled.
Today's ensemble...wife beater t-shirt, flannel shirt, heavy Irish cardigan, then insulated flannel shirt/jacket. It works when it is 12, stupid wind chill was -2. Was actually comfortable.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 04:57 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 04:58 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:03 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2021 04:55
LOL
Did you hear his speech today? It was word salad, made no sense. I'm thrilled we finally elected a Dementia-American
Let's be all inclusive, the elderly mentally impaired have long been under represented.
Well...looking at congress...maybe not so much.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:05 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 06, 2021 04:21 AM
Thanks for the self-report. Having trouble tracking all these youngsters down!
Posted by: Bob from NSA reassigned to Gamestonk emergency response team at February 06, 2021 05:07 AM (5pp/x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:08 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 06, 2021 05:09 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Skip
It's not the guy in the mask. It's the picture on the wall.
Posted by: G. Gnome, House Hunter at February 06, 2021 05:12 AM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:13 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bob from NSA reassigned to Gamestonk emergency response team at February 06, 2021 05:07
Hey Bob from NSA, has Hunter sold his interest in that Chinese fund?
And do you still have the vids from his forgotten laptop? It would be cool if you could post links here. Many are unfamiliar w/ underage foot jobs.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:15 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:19 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:08
Hope it's not too far. At least you had some days off this week.
Wait..you're not Skip.
I think I'm cornfused and it's time for bed.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:20 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:23 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:19 AM (Cxk7w)
It's evidently a meme picture common on one of the chans. It is a nude black guy that gets inserted into all sorts of pictures. It shows that the photo has been 'enhanced/shopped.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:24 AM (lmikk)
Wait..you're not Skip.
I think I'm cornfused and it's time for bed.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:20 AM (55Qr6)
Actually on first shift now. Still seems odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2021 05:25 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:19
Neither can I. Here I'm told it's some guy named Barry Wood. Some hung black dude, the pic is supposed o be Henry Clay.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:26 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:27 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:23
My fault. I was trying to make an illegal U-turn on I-88 and once the car next to me passed I forgot to look and there was another one there. No one was hurt TG.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:31 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:32
How is the ice up there? We have it bad here. Talked to Dad tonight in Stevens Pt, he got it too so I assume you did?
Today would have been their 66th anniv so I called. He didn't admit it but it sounded like he forgot. Ehh, he's getting old at 84, hope he keeps it together for a bit longer.
Posted by: Farmer at February 06, 2021 05:40 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:40 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:46 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2021 05:48 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:50 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2021 05:51 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 05:55 AM (Z/jzm)
I was looking at what the arrow was pointing to
Top. Men.
Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2021 05:57 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 06, 2021 05:57 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 06, 2021 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 06, 2021 06:02 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Libertarian at February 06, 2021 06:51 AM (SDvjO)
Posted by: redridinghood
Just like global warming, climate disruption, or climate change predictions..
Posted by: Don at February 06, 2021 09:42 AM (mwDnq)
Posted by: Don at February 06, 2021 09:46 AM (mwDnq)
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