"Climate Czar" John Kerry Took a Carbon-Producing Private Plane to Iceland to Pick Up Climate Award; Says That Flying Private Is "the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"

This happened in 2019. It had been kept secret from Americans until now.

President Biden's recently appointed climate czar, John Kerry, took a private jet to Iceland in 2019 to receive the Arctic Circle award for climate leadership, Fox News has learned.
Kerry defended his high-pollution ride at the time, calling it "the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle" in an interview obtained by Fox News. The incident had not been previously reported in the American press.

So much Climate Leadership.

Icelandic reporter Jóhann Bjarni Kolbeinsson confronted Kerry at the event over his choice of transportation, asking: "I understand that you came here with a private jet. Is that an environmental way to travel?"
John Kerry speaking at the ceremony in 2019.
John Kerry speaking at the ceremony in 2019. (Arctic Circle via YouTube, File)
Kerry responded by claiming that it was the only way. "If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.
"I negotiated the Paris Accords for the United States," he added, referring to the multilateral climate agreement signed while he was secretary of state under President Obama.
"I've been involved with this fight for years. I negotiated with [Chinese] President Xi to bring President Xi to the table so we could get Paris. And, I believe, the time it takes me to get somewhere, I can't sail across the ocean. I have to fly, meet with people and get things done," Kerry said, sidestepping the fact that he chose a private jet over a commercial flight.

It's necessary to fly on a private jet to pick up yet another meaningless award?

If it is necessary, then, get this: Climate change isn't real. If the bar for an "imperative use of carbon-producing transportation" is "I have to pick up one of the many hundreds of just-made-up awards leftwingers pass to each other like STDs," then climate change doesn't exist, and there is no danger from producing carbon.

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1 SMDH

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at February 03, 2021 01:27 PM (xU7mE)

2 The arrogance of this cunt is unbelievable

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2021 01:27 PM (tsZQ+)

3 LURCH!!

Posted by: kallisto at February 03, 2021 01:27 PM (DJFLF)

4 Horse faced asshole.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:28 PM (jvt6t)

5 Rules for the, but not for me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 03, 2021 01:28 PM (YA914)

6 I cant believe he is back. Ughhh

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at February 03, 2021 01:28 PM (uo2jO)

7 Couldn't he have taken a sailing vessel to Iceland?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 01:28 PM (kTF2Z)

8 "the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"

That is to say, a hypocrite.

Posted by: John Kerry, Equine at February 03, 2021 01:29 PM (DMQdU)

9 The whole "climate change" thing, along with most environmentalism has one goal: the destruction of the US economy. Not anyone else, not China, not India, just ours.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2021 01:29 PM (E+OcO)

10 To be fair, how many coach planes have a horse trailer?

Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 01:29 PM (icI8A)

11 His facelift has failed.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

12 More than a little bit of elitism there from Mr. Kerry, yes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 01:30 PM (VP4Cd)

13 Thank you Ace for a fresh thread. Too much petty friendly fire going on down below.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:30 PM (786Ro)

14 Xi let him do it so it's okay.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2021 01:30 PM (d6he9)

15 Well to be fair his yacht parked in Rhode Island for tax purposes is not exactly fuel efficient either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (UPoLF)

16 And, I believe, the time it takes me to get somewhere, I can't sail across the ocean. I have to fly, meet with people and get things done,"

Well that makes sense. There are only 2 choices for global travel- sailboat and private jet. No other way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (dNzKv)

17 It's ok. He's purchased indulgences.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (kTF2Z)

18 The arrogance with these people is what will bring them down. Right now, they think everything is under control.

Let them keep thinking that.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (jvt6t)

19 If there is anybody who understands the need to prevent a warming of the globe, it is the people of Iceland!

Posted by: Iceland at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (pbStR)

20 Glad he took a private plane. "Global warming" beat the hell out of me yesterday - I have 3 foot drifts of it in my yard.

I regularly tell people that I thank God for global warming, and I can't wait to plant a palm tree in my yard. Most times they have no idea how to respond!

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (U1eOr)

21 If you deny enough energy to the Proles, it more than makes up for a private jet!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (oAY8z)

22 Has no one yet complained about using "Czar" for these ad hoc faux Cabinet positions? Because Russian, duh.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (786Ro)

23 As the Puppy-Blender always says, "When the people who keep telling me there's a crisis start acting like there's a crisis, then maybe I'll listen. In the meantime they can STFD and STFU."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (dfRN6)

24 I'm thinking that Mother Gaia isn't feeling too much stress, as she is not striking down the AGW hypocrites like Kerry.

When Kerry and his private plane are ripped to pieces by a sudden onset of wind shear at 30K ft, I'll take that as Mother Gaia's warning to get serious on AGW.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (ch6++)

25 It's not just to destroy our economy. We have to pay for everyone else's carbon taxes. And Paris considered China to be a developing economy. China is the world's biggest polluter and they can't be considered a developing country by any stretch of the imagination. it's a scam

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (5HBd1)

26 Gulfsteam for me, Spirit Airlines for thee.

Posted by: jfk at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (m/Gc2)

27 You coulda/shoulda taken a swift boat, Lurch.

Posted by: Max Waxster at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (GC2lD)

28 Like a Medici Pope, the beneficent John Kerry will protect you from your sins by indulging in them for you - but fear not, his place in Heaven is still secured due to plenary indulgences.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (icI8A)

29 Two sets of rules and two sets of laws

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (ifmtJ)

30
"Some one like me."

Horsed faced ketchup slurping traitors ????

Cuz if you were on MY flight you'd get an earful Mr Throwmymedals.

Maybe he has a point. ??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (JcPjv)

31 I don't care if it was 2019. We can't have funerals. Admiral Fuckstick ever heard of DHL?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (uEbPt)

32 He's the perfect guy to tell all of us in the middle of the country that we can't have our pickup trucks.

Posted by: Dave at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (mXUCw)

33 He does have a large boat, he can sail across like Greta did. Problem solved.

Posted by: Picric at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (3QnyK)

34 Special Envoy to Russia would be the Czar Czar?

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (786Ro)

35 What, he couldn't "wind-board" over?

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (BnMCt)

36 To be fair, Lurch's private jet could also be used for bombing coal mines and oil refineries.

Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (QzkSJ)

37 A private jet lets him join the mile high fap club... looking at a picture of Seattle Slew

Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (vd8XM)

38 I only do what I am claiming to be against so that I can stop what I am doing so I don't have to keep doing what I am against... and stuff.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2021 01:33 PM (pw+jk)

39 Honestly, the worst thing about Biden's illegitimate presidency is his restocking the Deep State with Obama appointees. It's Obama's third term, and arguably worse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp: Biden Cheated at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (VWp7G)

40 Thank you Ace for a fresh thread. Too much petty friendly fire going on down below.
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:30 PM (786Ro)

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Then dont add to fuel to the fire Mr Succup.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (JcPjv)

41 People who fly coach are barbaric, in a manner not entirely dissimilar to Jhen-jis Khan.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (icI8A)

42 Appoint Ace to be Carb Czar for GAINZZZ

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (786Ro)

43 Entitlement 101 ...

Posted by: Adriane the 22 Gauge Critic ... at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (LPnfS)

44 It's not carbon, it's carbon dioxide. You can't say listen to the scientists and then call it carbon.

On a related note, the environmentalists in the UK are protesting the opening of a new coal mine to mine high grade metallurgical coal used to produce the silicon used in solar panels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (1ISKN)

45 Is Kerry offically a Biden administration "czar" -- has Biden brought back that awful practice of skirting the nomination process by larding up his cabinet with czars?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (bDqIh)

46 Well that makes sense. There are only 2 choices for global travel- sailboat and private jet. No other way.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (dNzKv)

They really are the most gigantic of cocksuckers.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (uEbPt)

47 Putting John Kerry in charge is a clear message that Biden considers climate change simply an opportunity for grift.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (ftFVW)

48 "If you offset your carbon..."

Seems like the best way to "offset" something is to simply not generate it.

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (mZUr4)

49 He is an important public servant, doing important public service things, so he needs to be afforded certain allowances that the general public can not have, for practical purposes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (dNzKv)

50 I STILL boycott Heinz products.

Because reasons

Posted by: Zeera at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (RLANM)

51 Plastic Surgery can't be good for the environment, either.

Jesus. His face!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (7vzMq)

52 And to piss you off even more, as the official U.S. sanctioned Climate Czar, I'm sure he's getting reimbursed for expenses by us.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (qH6FZ)

53 Kerry would have made a better Reality Czar. Yeah, apparently that's going to be a thing in Pedo Joe's administration.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

54 Such a vile man.

Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (+tqLU)

55 As the Puppy-Blender always says, "When the people who keep telling me there's a crisis start acting like there's a crisis, then maybe I'll listen. In the meantime they can STFD and STFU."

Yeah, "do as I say, not as I do" is very, very strong with modern progressivism.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

56 Pointing out their mendacity and hypocracy is no longer sufficient or impactful.

A. They don't have any shame or care.
B. Their voters don't care.
C. Their "opposition" doesn't care or make use of it.

So what are we left with...

The Aristocrats.

Whatever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (3k74F)

57 >> Is Kerry offically a Biden administration "czar" -- has Biden brought back that awful practice of skirting the nomination process by larding up his cabinet with czars?

They really like Russia.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (7vzMq)

58 29 Two sets of rules and two sets of laws
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 01:32 PM (ifmtJ)

one set rules

two types of people

one that MUST follow the rules

and one that can ignore the rules

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2021 01:35 PM (zZxh0)

59 Then dont add to fuel to the fire Mr Succup.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM

Oh, you wanna piece of me, eh? You want some a this? Let's go, pal!

**rolls up sleeves**

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (786Ro)

60 Why hasn't this old war horse been chopped up and sent to the glue factory?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (03n3v)

61 He needs to recycle his body.

Posted by: Loki at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (KqiMr)

62 People who fly coach are barbaric, in a manner not entirely dissimilar to Jhen-jis Khan.
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (icI8A)

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You mean "Bob" Genghis Khan, right dude?
- Bill & Ted

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (mZUr4)

63 Too bad JFK Jr. wasn't the pilot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (7gQkP)

64 Yeah, he is one of the named people- you fucking peasants shut the hell up about your betters!

Damn, I am feeling more short tempered all the time. I wonder what could have caused this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:37 PM (UU4EV)

65 Hopefully this fucker will die soon too.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 03, 2021 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

66 "I understand that you came here with a private jet. Is that an environmental way to travel?"

Whoa, there, big fella! Pull back on the reins a bit. Do you think I *want* to fly in my own stall? Neigh! But my jockeys insist upon it.

*goes back to bucket of oats*

Posted by: John Francois Kerry at February 03, 2021 01:37 PM (pbStR)

67 >>>Damn, I am feeling more short tempered all the time. I wonder what could have caused this?

Lactose. Definitely lactose.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp: Biden Cheated at February 03, 2021 01:37 PM (VWp7G)

68 I STILL boycott Heinz products.

Because reasons
Posted by: Zeera at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM (RLANM)

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Same here. It's a 2-fer for me. Kerry and the effin' Steelers

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2021 01:37 PM (mZUr4)

69 And weather is not climate. Except when its a snowstorm.

Although come to think of it, they told us weather wasn't climate when we'd say "what about all this snow and cold weather"?

Now that snow and cold weather is proof of global warming I guess weather is climate. It's for the children.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (uEbPt)

70 For those not in New England and who may not know of Howie Carr... he's got a way with words. Howie always refers to Kerry's fortune as "his second wife's first husband's trust fund"

John Kerry is an exceptional gigolo.

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (U1eOr)

71 These fucks act as though they have a monopoly on all science. Only their love and your sweat can save the World .

If it wasn't climate they'd be still bark the same.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (wuwbE)

72 "offset your carbon" my ass

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

73 >>>Hopefully this fucker will die soon too.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

Which one? There are plenty I would like to see pass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp: Biden Cheated at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (VWp7G)

74
If you offset your carbon

You can do that by performing Hairy Kerry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

75 Environmentalism for thee, but not for me!

Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (a+Mub)

76 Then dont add to fuel to the fire Mr Succup.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:34 PM

Oh, you wanna piece of me, eh? You want some a this? Let's go, pal!
**rolls up sleeves**
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:36 PM (786Ro)
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ROFLMAO.

Careful tho. Dont bring your knuckles to a gun fight there sonny. Im too old to be dukin it out any more. I didnt live to my age by being stupid.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (JcPjv)

77 I hope he had the fish on the return flight.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (jvt6t)

78 Horse faced lying dog and pony soldier scum suckin...what? I hired him?

Great and I just shit my pants again. Mommy! Clean up aisle #2!!

Posted by: Doddering Joe at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (gmo/4)

79 I can't get upset about this because Kerry has no shame. He will not be guilted or pressured into changing his VIP carbon-emitting ways while demanding we implement the green new deal. The press will not blast him because all the VIPs do this.

So. . . what can we do about it? Seriously, there has to be a different, more effective approach than noting hypocricy - it doesn't work. Any ideas?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

80 Horse Face is pretty high on my list of hatred, right up there with Danang Dick Blumenthal. I remember pictures of Kerry wind surfing, or the pictures of the yacht, registered out of state for tax purposes. Now, Mr. Ed's stablemate is getting a little long in the tooth for the windsurfing but I still have dreams of marrying a ketchup baroness, having the money for a midget sub with midget ordnance, and "Torpedo Los!". He'll take the yacht out someday.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 03, 2021 01:39 PM (I58tH)

81 I did drink a glass of while milk last night. Damn, that was good. I usually don't, but I had bought some for cooking and thought why the hell not.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:39 PM (UU4EV)

82 John Kerry is a low IQ male slut.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 01:39 PM (lgiXo)

83 As they say, I'll believe this Climate Freeze/Warm/Change crisis when those who shriek about it start behaving like it's a crisis.

And even them I won't because they're foolish and corrupt.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (HhXSr)

84 John Kerry might be surprised to find out how few people would recognize him if he went out in public. Probably 3/4 of the country couldn't pick him out of lineup these days ... and not just because of all the botched plastic surgery he's had since 2004, but because most would first have to ask, "Who's John Kerry?"

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (dYe5S)

85 alternately, have them ship the award to you, Jackass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (yQpMk)

86 Kerry should've just put on the old spandex suit and wind surf to Iceland.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (786Ro)

87 >> I can't get upset about this because Kerry has no shame. He will not be guilted or pressured into changing his VIP carbon-emitting ways while demanding we implement the green new deal. The press will not blast him because all the VIPs do this.

I've been praying to Cthulu that he'll get sexually assaulted by an African Migrant Rape Gang in a Parisian Cafe.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (7vzMq)

88 John Kerry is a low IQ male slut.

Neighs

Posted by: Horses distancing themselves from Kerry at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (Zmnko)

89 Let's not be too hard on Kerry for this. I'm sure he offset his jet's carbon output by only riding in solar-powered vehicles in Iceland, insisting on a carbon-neutral hotel suite, and only consuming foods and beverages grown, harvested, transported, and prepared using energy from solar and wind power.

/sarc/

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 01:40 PM (AMIL/)

90 A private jet lets him join the mile high fap club... looking at a picture of Seattle Slew

Hey, that's our Secretariat of State you're talking about!

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (ELgVT)

91 I'm quickly approaching a the age where "life in prison" doesn't seem to hold the same deterrent as it used to.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

92 >>>Probably 3/4 of the country couldn't pick him out of lineup these days .

Guarantee more people would remember John Edwards.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp: Biden Cheated at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (VWp7G)

93 I'm quickly approaching a the age where "life in prison" doesn't seem to hold the same deterrent as it used to.
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (JcPjv)

94 Is there anyone with a functioning cortex who can endure being around that fop?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

95 What the hell did Kerry do to get on every airline's No Fly list?

Posted by: James Schuler at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (j7w9/)

96 I've been praying to Cthulu that he'll get sexually assaulted by an African Migrant Rape Gang in a Parisian Cafe.
Posted by: garrett

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Praying to the wrong god, which would explain the lack of action on Cthulu's part.

Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (+tqLU)

97 Lizzy: "Seriously, there has to be a different, more effective approach than noting hypocricy - it doesn't work. Any ideas?"

Send money to the GOPe and its think tanks. They're fighting for us!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (HhXSr)

98 1. It's OK when they do it. They are Our Betters.

2. Can we have a thread on replies to the RNC fundraising letters/ calls we will all be receiving?

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (tjZg/)

99 Isn't "offset your carbon" just code for buying stock in green boondoggles bankrolled mostly by the federal government.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (qH6FZ)

100 Why couldn't he have gone away after his loss like Al Gore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (dNzKv)

101 Carbon units are not true life forms.

Posted by: Ilia at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

102 Edwards was just a good hair piece. Like Romney. Hell, Romney is more memorable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (UU4EV)

103 Is there anyone with a functioning cortex who can endure being around that fop?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

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When was the last time you think the Lurch and Theresea Heinz slept in the same bed??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (JcPjv)

104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

They ain't commies except in the nomenklatura format. They ain't rank and file fascists.

They are a bizarre creation of our post modern techno-super bureaucracy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (QjGTg)

105 I'm quickly approaching a the age where "life in prison" doesn't seem to hold the same deterrent as it used to.
Also, the "new meat" appellation just doesn't have the appeal it might once have had.

Posted by: Bubba at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (v16oJ)

106 Kerry defended his high-pollution ride at the time, calling it "the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle" in an interview obtained by Fox News. The incident had not been previously reported in the American press.

Why did he have to go there at all? They could've FedExed the damned award.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (7gQkP)

107 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Motion Picture reference. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (UU4EV)

109 FUCK John Kerry.

Vietnam should've Niedermeyer'd him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

110 I just offset some carbon. Never-mind the smell, it is for nature.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (dNzKv)

111 If the reporter just followed up with ' How does accepting an award help advance the mission?'

Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

112 It must have sucked for Senator Kerry (D) NE to get mistaken for the pride of the Navy (North Vietnamese) John Equine Kerry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (I58tH)

113 104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

They ain't commies except in the nomenklatura format. They ain't rank and file fascists.

They are a bizarre creation of our post modern techno-super bureaucracy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Douches?

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)

114 What the hell did Kerry do to get on every airline's No Fly list?

Ever heard the phrase "piss like a racehorse"? Trust me, man, it's a thing.

Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (Lt1JN)

115 >>>104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

"Upper middle class twats" works for most.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (dYe5S)

116 Keystone Pipeline - 830,000 barrels of oil a day
Replacements?
4,400 semi trucks or 1,300 railcars A DAY, EVERY DAY.

This was never about the environment. Quit pretending it was.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (lmYrx)

117 Asshat fuckeads is always a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (UU4EV)

118 And average Americans are shamed for driving an SUV to haul their kids around safely.

Kerry is a loser and an a$$hole.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (haWye)

119 94 Is there anyone with a functioning cortex who can endure being around that fop?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

The NVA has SO much to answer for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (7gQkP)

120 Too bad he did not get whacked in Vietnam.
And many more People Like Him who became politically powerful while using American military service as a shield.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (uc+oy)

121
I did drink a glass of while milk last night. Damn, that was good. I usually don't, but I had bought some for cooking and thought why the hell not.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone

Whale milk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (63Dwl)

122 .... or 1,300 railcars A DAY, EVERY DAY.

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Owned by WAREN FUCKING BUFFET.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (JcPjv)

123 Does Joe Biden know who John Kerry is?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (lgiXo)

124 Someone affected by this Paris crap, some company, needs to sue saying that this agreement, is NOT a Treaty, as it has not been ratified by the Senate, and thus has not legal standing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

125 Right out the tailpipe of his carbonator.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2021 01:45 PM (Ffds9)

126 Whole. Darn phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (UU4EV)

127 Two words, Lurch. Zoom call. It's all the rage! Stay safe!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (kTF2Z)

128 I'm still interested in Cruz, Cotton and Hawley in '24 (and to a lesser extent, Crenshaw), but I have to say, DeSantis is making all the right moves.

tinyurl.com/345cp2dr

Posted by: pep at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (v16oJ)

129 114 What the hell did Kerry do to get on every airline's No Fly list?

Ever heard the phrase "piss like a racehorse"? Trust me, man, it's a thing.
Posted by: John Effin' Kerry at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (Lt1JN)

From a guy with prostate problems? I doubt it. I doubt it very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (7gQkP)

130 John Kerry participated in a vote to assassinate a sitting Senator. He voted no but he was still involved in treasonous behavior that should have had him hung.

Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

131 Someone affected by this Paris crap, some company, needs to sue saying that this agreement, is NOT a Treaty, as it has not been ratified by the Senate, and thus has not legal standing.
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Not yet...

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

132
This was never about the environment. Quit pretending it was.

Its about control and some sweet sweet cash they'll get from the phoney "green" energy companies.. Anyone remember Solyndra?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

133 Keystone Pipeline - 830,000 barrels of oil a day
Replacements?

Who said anything about replacing it. The goal is to make energy more expensive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

134 "If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.

Elites buying green indulgences from the enviro-priests.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (786Ro)

135 104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

They ain't commies except in the nomenklatura format. They ain't rank and file fascists.

They are a bizarre creation of our post modern techno-super bureaucracy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (QjGTg)

"Bulletcatchers"? That covers the whole spectrum and it's a good compromise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)

136 >>>and not just because of all the botched plastic surgery he's had since
2004, but because most would first have to ask, "Who's John Kerry?"<

>In fairness, he might be mistaken for Willard Romney. They're on the same trajectory into Dante's Inferno.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (03n3v)

137 94 Is there anyone with a functioning cortex who can endure being around that fop?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

Sure, Thomas Friedman, Joe Biden, Jen Psaki, and...oops, I just noticed you restricted the list to people with a functioning cortex. Let's see, uh, um, hey, give me a few years to research this, OK?

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (AMIL/)

138 >>calling it "the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle"

No, the only choice should be meeting via Zoom (or whatever teleconferencing tool you prefer).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

139

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (K2SnJ)

140 Although now I am wondering how a cold glass of whale milk would taste.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (UU4EV)

141 I'm still interested in Cruz, Cotton and Hawley in '24

1 out of 3 ain't bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:47 PM (dNzKv)

142 I've been praying to Cthulu that he'll get sexually assaulted by an African Migrant Rape Gang in a Parisian Cafe.

Hold on there cowboy! Even we have standards.

Posted by: African Migrant Rape Gangs at February 03, 2021 01:47 PM (O6DoG)

143 Kerry isn't just another rich incompetent power grabber.
He could not care any less about other people outside his circle.
He is true evil, living and breathing, in most every way.
I'm no religious expert, but Satan immediately comes to mind for me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 01:47 PM (sy5kK)

144 Zoom wasn't good enough for Jean Francois Cary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (Bv4SJ)

145 Is there anyone with a functioning cortex who can endure being around that fop?

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I don't want no Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (WENj9)

146 Too bad he didn't pull a Captain America while flying back.

On second thought, the way things are going, ,he would have probably crashed into The Thing's lair and then look what we'd have.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (jvt6t)

147 Jen got her roots colored before today's briefing. Who says she doesn't care about her looks?

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (AMIL/)

148 102 Edwards was just a good hair piece. Like Romney. Hell, Romney is more memorable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work phone at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (UU4EV)

As far as I can tell, the typical CEO has shiny shoes and great hair, and eff all underneath that hair.

The exception was Jack Welch, who had a Ph.D. in chemical engineering, but went to enormous lengths to hide that fact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (7gQkP)

149 147 Jen got her roots colored before today's briefing. Who says she doesn't care about her looks?

She should tone down that clown red

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (Zmnko)

150 I'll be dead and gone for decades and STILL be fuvking over America.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (Ffds9)

151 John Kerry, the poster boy argument for bringing back the guillotine.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (gmo/4)

152 Who's the horse faced fuckhead?

Oh, he's my climate czar?

CLIMATE CZAR SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (kTF2Z)

153 "Someone affected by this Paris crap, some company, needs to sue saying that this agreement, is NOT a Treaty, as it has not been ratified by the Senate, and thus has not legal standing."

"...its a tax?"
--Chief Justice John "benedict arnold" Roberts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

154 When was the last time you think the Lurch and Theresea Heinz slept in the same bed??
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:42 PM (JcPjv)

I don't really contemplate that.

Posted by: clutch at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (9UmRs)

155 The exception was Jack Welch, who had a Ph.D. in chemical engineering, but went to enormous lengths to hide that fact.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (7gQkP)

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Man.... I LOVE his strawberry preserves.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (JcPjv)

156 The whole "CO2 is a pollutant" crap is a PsyOp ... it is a BigLie told constantly ... refute it and even respected scientists can be fired/cancelled, or worse. It is an excuse to control us ... yet "the science is settled" (for some values of "science"). --That Korrupt Kerry is running Klimate Kontrol Kommittee is evidence enough, but he is now an anointed one. Thou shalt not take Climate Science's Name in Vain.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

157 "I'm still interested in Cruz, Cotton and Hawley in '24 (and to a lesser
extent, Crenshaw), but I have to say, DeSantis is making all the right
moves."

If they're running as a Republican, I'm not interested in any of them.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (qH6FZ)

158 If anyone is a mechanic that wants to up and move to a small AZ town, mine is hiring.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (SchxB)

159 That's a great thought. Let's make everyone who believes this carbon crap take old wooden sailing ships to cross the oceans and horse and carriage rides to cross the country.

Posted by: SkylerKat at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (SXIn9)

160 I've been praying to Cthulu that he'll get sexually assaulted by an African Migrant Rape Gang in a Parisian Cafe.

Maybe Cthulu could handle the job himself.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (lgiXo)

161 6 I cant believe he is back. Ughhh
Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at February 03, 2021 01:28 PM (uo2jO)

Kerry is the human form of herpes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (sy5kK)

162 Well that makes sense. There are only 2 choices for global travel- sailboat and private jet. No other way.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (dNzKv)
Im surprised he didnt throw in an argument about the unreliability of hot air balloon travel.

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (0nM5K)

163 I am a scum sucking pig hypocrite of the first order, and I'm damn proud of it! What do I win?

Posted by: Secretariat John Forbes Kerry, Winner Of The Belmont at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (wqtxH)

164 Until further notice, I shall only refer to voters as "voters".
Same with "votes."
Same with "elected officials".

Posted by: Trumplican - Never Junta JoBama at February 03, 2021 01:50 PM (jV+aN)

165 I've been praying to Cthulu that he'll get sexually assaulted by an African Migrant Rape Gang in a Parisian Cafe.

He'd just write a Fiskian article about how he deserved it. And secretly enjoyed being ravished by swarthy young men.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

166 Kerry is the biggest do you know who I am douche on the planet.

Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

167 Jen got her roots colored before today's briefing. Who says she doesn't care about her looks?
Posted by: Gref

Has she shaved her dog's ass and taught it to walk backwards yet? No? Then she doesn't care about her looks.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (lmYrx)

168 She should tone down that clown red
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2021 01:48 PM (Zmnko)

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Every ginger girl I know says that GREEN is their color.

Yet, PSrawberry Pshortcake INSITS on wearing blues and reds.

She Raggety Anne on Acid.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (JcPjv)

169 Who said anything about replacing it. The goal is to make energy more expensive.

Yep. No vacations. No air travel. No weekend road trips.
Nothing. And forget about concerts/ theater. Stay at home serfs and watch sportsball/Netflix.

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (tjZg/)

170 Im surprised he didnt throw in an argument about the unreliability of hot air balloon travel.
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 03, 2021 01:49 PM (0nM5K)
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Damn him, for a faux-French cochon!

Posted by: The Montgolfier Brothers at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (WENj9)

171 Im sorry for our Jen the Original that theres an idiot ic clownish Jen using her name

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (0nM5K)

172 Bob Welch > Jack Welch

Ebony Eyes
https://youtu.be/xvuccbcCcsI

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (mZUr4)

173 Comrade Biden chose the best of the lot when he chose me, so quit yer bitchin'. He might have given you Greta Thurnberg,

Posted by: Secretariat John Forbes Kerry, Plastic Surgery Can't Help Me at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (wqtxH)

174 18 The arrogance with these people is what will bring them down. Right now, they think everything is under control.

Let them keep thinking that.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (jvt6t)

I like the sentiment, but then, explain the massive wall being built around the WH right now?
They know they stole the election, and the power that goes with it, and they also know that we know they stole it.
So, no, I think they know they are on borrowed time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 01:52 PM (sy5kK)

175 Global warming or cooling AKA "climate change" has existed as long as the Earth has. Mankind has no effect on either natural phenomenon, except in a strictly localized area. The only method of surviving either is adaption to the particular, thereby ensuring or vastly increasing favorable odds.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 03, 2021 01:52 PM (KATBx)

176 Every ginger girl I know says that GREEN is their color.

Yet, PSrawberry Pshortcake INSITS on wearing blues and reds.

She Raggety Anne on Brown Acid.
Posted by: fixerupper

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:52 PM (lmYrx)

177 "If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.

And he's modest with it.

Remember when the Reds claimed W was an idiot, and then it turned out he did better at Yale than Kerry did?

Good times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (7gQkP)

178 I occurs to me, how many "czars" did PDT have? I'm pretty sure the answer was "zero".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (WENj9)

179 the same John Kerry that lost a congressional election in 1972 and took that as a mandate to negotiate with the North Vietnamese? did he ever release those military records? I'll bet they'd show Navy charged him with treason. or they used to.

Posted by: x4 at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (oA+QO)

180 The arrogance with these people is what will bring them down. Right now, they think everything is under control.

Let them keep thinking that.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (jvt6t)

While that may be true, what is also true is that it will bring us down first.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (z79tQ)

181 Joe Walsh > Bob Welch

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (qH6FZ)

182 113 104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

They ain't commies except in the nomenklatura format. They ain't rank and file fascists.

They are a bizarre creation of our post modern techno-super bureaucracy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
_________________________________________

Douches?
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (U1eOr)
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targets?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (sy5kK)

183 Driving up energy prices has an outsized impact on the everyday lives of working people of all races. If there was an organized opposition to the uniparty, they'd be screaming that point from the rooftops.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (uhPTO)

184 Says That Flying Private Is "the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"

***

It's what we've long been Cassandra-ing about.

It's not special if the unwashed masses can do it.

Cars, meat, heating/cooling, lights at night, etc. will happen eventually.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (HBEnm)

185 'scuse me, another offset.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (dNzKv)

186 If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.

You have 6 homes, 12 cars, a yacht and private jet.
YOU CAN'T OFFSET CARBON ENOUGH IF YOU DIED.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (lmYrx)

187 Says That Flying Private Is "the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"

- -

While the rest of Humanity has been using Zoom, MS Teams, Skype, etc etc.

Effer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at February 03, 2021 01:55 PM (C+We0)

188 116 Keystone Pipeline - 830,000 barrels of oil a day
Replacements?
4,400 semi trucks or 1,300 railcars A DAY, EVERY DAY.

This was never about the environment. Quit pretending it was.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:44 PM (lmYrx)

I know, isn't it wonderful?

Posted by: Warren Buffet, train car owner at February 03, 2021 01:55 PM (sy5kK)

189 While that may be true, what is also true is that it will bring us down first.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (z79tQ)

=============

Nothing worth having is ever easy. It will get worse.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 01:55 PM (jvt6t)

190 Imma offset my carbons by paying this tree farm that plants trees to create items from trees to plant more trees.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 01:55 PM (HBEnm)

191 134 "If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.

Elites buying green indulgences from the enviro-priests.
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (786Ro)

I still say we need to start selling carbon offsets. Why should they get all the money? Say you buy a local nursery/tree farm, run the business as usual, but also sell a carbon offset for every tree you plant. two different customers and you get paid twice for the same job.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2021 01:56 PM (Wm5SB)

192 18 The arrogance with these people is what will bring them down.

The arrogance of leftists is truly breath-taking.

"I have to do this to SAVE THE EARTH, because I'm just that important and influential."

Face reality, comrade. You're not saving the earth, you don't matter, and when you die - which you will - 99.999999% of the human race won't give a shit.

So get over yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:56 PM (7gQkP)

193 This dude went from SOS to "climate czar." What kind of global money-laundering scheme would serve as fuel to humble one with such a huge ego?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (03n3v)

194 Keystone Pipeline - 830,000 barrels of oil a day
Replacements?

Who said anything about replacing it. The goal is to make energy more expensive.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

The goal is to send that oil to China.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

195 Speaking of, what are Commander Kerry's climate credentials?

Does he have any science in his background whatsoever?

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (HBEnm)

196 Obama said "electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket".

Same plan for getting rid of private health care ... Obamacare ("your rates will go down $2500/re" lie) skyrocketed private plans. Shutting down private enterprise for Plandemic skyrocketed Corporate leftist profits. -- Shutting down fracking and new development skyrockets oil (if economy ever is allowed to grow). Their plan to nirvana is always destruction of what Free America has that is working. (destroying elections, destroying the middle class, destroying the church, destroying the family ... sheesh ... commies ruin everything they touch ... stop touching us)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

197
Remember when the Reds claimed W was an idiot, and then it turned out he did better at Yale than Kerry did?

Good times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:53 PM (7gQkP)
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W never claimed that he was a great student, either. If I remember correctly, W said he got "gentlemen's C's" in college.

W could be charmingly self-effacing, at times, which makes his actions during the PDT administration even more irritating.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (WEBkv)

198 Imagine how much carbon the world would be spared from that bloviating buffoon Kerry if hos plane lawn darted into an iceberg.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 03, 2021 01:57 PM (upXAm)

199 Lizzy: "Seriously, there has to be a different, more effective approach than noting hypocricy - it doesn't work. Any ideas?"
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Hypocrisy and shame stopped working on them about 20 years ago. It still works on our side.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (uEbPt)

200 Gas prices are already up what, fifty cents since the election?

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (HBEnm)

201 Imma offset my carbons by paying this tree farm that plants trees to create items from trees to plant more trees.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 01:55 PM (HBEnm)

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Yeah, but...... Trees dont do shit.

95% of the worlds photosynthesis occurs in the epipelegic zone.... or the top 200 meters of the ocean.

You could clear cut the entire fucking planet and it wouldnt move the dial on o2 synthesis.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (JcPjv)

202 Its almost been a month now.
Do we still not know who shot Ashli Babbit ?

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (BqBIh)

203 This shit's been going on for decades, at any rate.
Remember some huge climate party they had in Rio with Algore and a cast of thousands? Hundreds of private jets and mega yachts, tens of tons of garbage left behind, and the main meal for the elites was some endangers sea trout or sea bass?

Same as it ever was. Still no run on torches and pitchforks.
Wahzzat you say? Guns? Still no intention of using them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (z79tQ)

204 @Breaking911 12m

Multiple workers injured in active gas leak Springfield, Virginia; injuries believed to be non-life threatening

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (QjGTg)

205 There's going to be some poor bastard who saved up all his life for a Cessna to take his grandchildren into the air who will be told No. You can't do that. Don't even think of it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 03, 2021 01:59 PM (I58tH)

206 Peter Buttfuck got confirmed as transportation secretary, so we're all saved.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

207 BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE/YOU'RE GONNA GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

Posted by: Ed Snyder at February 03, 2021 01:59 PM (Y9JDc)

208 95% of the worlds photosynthesis occurs in the epipelegic zone.... or the top 200 meters of the ocean.

You could clear cut the entire fucking planet and it wouldnt move the dial on o2 synthesis.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (JcPjv)

****

Stop h8ing on Science, denire.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (HBEnm)

209 @ Ed Snyder: Good and hard.

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (U1eOr)

210 Peter Buttfuck got confirmed as transportation secretary, so we're all saved.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Mandatory package check on all public transportation.

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (KnJdm)

211 92 >>>Probably 3/4 of the country couldn't pick him out of lineup these days .

Guarantee more people would remember John Edwards.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp: Biden Cheated at February 03, 2021 01:41 PM (VWp7G)

Wyatt, nobody under maybe 40 would recognize John Edwards, most definitely anyone under 30.

But ask those same people to name at least 20 rap/hip hop stars, at least 3 names in each of the 90's, aughts, and teens, and nearly all will nail them faster than you can write them down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (sy5kK)

212 I wish a blizzard would just hit the WH and snow it in, just as Uncle Joe is signing another climate directive. Actually put him in the rose garden for a few hours, and see if he likes the cold, there must be am award he will be getting. do it outside.

Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (z6aV7)

213 Its almost been a month now.
Do we still not know who shot Ashli Babbit ?

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (BqBIh)

The name has not been released, but we do know that he won't be charged with any crimes.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Its almost been a month now.
Do we still not know who shot Ashli Babbit ?

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (BqBIh)

Nope, but he's been cleared of any wrong doing as of yesterday. No need to bring a name into it, you see.
It'll just make things uncomfortable for his family, which he has to safely make it back to every night. Unlike Ashli.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (z79tQ)

215 >>Multiple workers injured in active gas leak Springfield, Virginia

Dear Diary -

My first visit to Virginia in years and I am really feeling relaxed. I needed this...

Posted by: Jerry Nadler's Diary at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (DHrDY)

216 There's a deeper outrage in his attitude. If you are rich, you can just buy your way out of your pollution with these mythical carbon credits. But the rest of us are going to be locked down because we can't afford to pay the indulgences to the church to absolve us of our sins. These are our liberal elites, enforcing inequality at every turn.

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (B0mGw)

217 Elections have consequences!

Posted by: Biden at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (ox5kk)

218 The "wrong track-right track" polls haven't shown this big a negative gap since Obama's time. I wonder if anyone in Washington cares the country thinks they are messing things up, yuge-ly

tinyurl.com/symitcmz

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (wqtxH)

219 I still say we need to start selling carbon offsets. Why should they get all the money? Say you buy a local nursery/tree farm, run the business as usual, but also sell a carbon offset for every tree you plant. two different customers and you get paid twice for the same job.
Posted by: Bilwis

I've got 100 acres of land. Most pasture. I could sell carbon offsets and plant trees. Next year introduce pine beetles. Year after, cut the trees down. Sell the lumber. Re-sell carbon offsets and replant trees.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (lmYrx)

220 Shouldn't the appointment of csars lead to suspicions of Russian involvement.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (lgiXo)

221 @Breaking911 12m

Multiple workers injured in active gas leak Springfield, Virginia; injuries believed to be non-life threatening

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (QjGTg)

Any chance this will spread to Quantico?

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

222 Face reality, comrade. You're not saving the earth, you don't matter, and when you die - which you will - 99.999999% of the human race won't give a shit.

So get over yourself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 01:56 PM (7gQkP)

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Once you realize that their self appointed messianic world saving mission is the ONLY purpose they've given themselves in life....

.... you understand why they are so rabid and pissy about it when you call them on their bullshit. Its LITERALLY their purpose in life.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (JcPjv)

223 W never claimed that he was a great student, either. If I remember correctly, W said he got "gentlemen's C's" in college.

Same as FDR at Harvard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (7gQkP)

224 Lizzy: "Seriously, there has to be a different, more effective approach than noting hypocricy - it doesn't work. Any ideas?"
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Hypocrisy and shame stopped working on them about 20 years ago. It still works on our side.
Posted by: ...

Let me show you something to expand one horizon and shrink another.

Kiddie Flash Bangs, the mostly safe way to say:

Shut up.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (wuwbE)

225 But ask those same people to name at least 20 rap/hip hop stars, at least 3 names in each of the 90's, aughts, and teens, and nearly all will nail them faster than you can write them down.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (sy5kK)

***

(gets out pen)

1- Run DMC
2- That Humpty Dance guy
3- Dammit, that's all I got.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (HBEnm)

226 Wait! The Big Butt song guy! YES! I got three!

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (HBEnm)

227 >>95% of the worlds photosynthesis occurs in the epipelegic zone.

SHAKIN' ALL OVER : https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3OvkGTFJZX8

Posted by: Johnny Kidd and the Pirates at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (DHrDY)

228 Its almost been a month now.
Do we still not know who shot Ashli Babbit ?

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (BqBIh)

Has there been a single GOP congress critter who has mentioned her murder on the record? If the answer is "no" that pretty much condemns the entire party since they have no problem defending Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (y7DUB)

229 104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.
They ain't commies except in the nomenklatura format. They ain't rank and file fascists.
They are a bizarre creation of our post modern techno-super bureaucracy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2021 01:43 PM (QjGTg)
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Googlizers?
Twitterisimos?

I prefer old school: Traitors to their country and it's citizens.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (sy5kK)

230 "I negotiated the Paris Accords for the United States,"

Big f'n deal. John Kerry has a face that I would love to kick in the teeth. Long-faced arrogant prick.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hot Rod at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (6XAJH)

231 W never claimed that he was a great student, either. If I remember correctly, W said he got "gentlemen's C's" in college.

W's lowest semester average was higher than Al Gore's highest average.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

232 I've got 100 acres of land. Most pasture. I could
sell carbon offsets and plant trees. Next year introduce pine beetles.
Year after, cut the trees down. Sell the lumber. Re-sell carbon offsets
and replant trees.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (lmYrx)

Have you heard the trouble with the trees?

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (KnJdm)

233 Over at Breitbart.... Federal, state and local authorities are going to enforce the mask requirement at public transportation centers.

I'm sure the Karen's approve

/but Trump is Hitler

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (tjZg/)

234 like the old guy said:
from each according to his ability
to each according to his need.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (4a9Vv)

235 Stop h8ing on Science, denire.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (HBEnm)

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Some of them wouldnt know "science" if it jumped up and bit them in the dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (JcPjv)

236 >>Multiple workers injured in active gas leak Springfield, Virginia

Someone had the Waffle House chili for lunch

Posted by: josephistan at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (Izzlo)

237 Kerry should have rode his bicycle.

Posted by: f'd at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (+y8uL)

238 I blame the idiots that elect ****+++(((*& like Kerry. Otherwise he would be an indicted middle manager at a third rate insurance company.

Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (RuIsu)

239 John Jerry is what happens when you take a perfectly good pole and stick an ass on it.

Posted by: Bes Isis at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (HI3xr)

240 "I negotiated the Paris Accords for the United States,"

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Cool. Maybe you can explain why the United State was the only country ON THE FUCKING PLANET to hit their emissions "goals"

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (JcPjv)

241 If it is necessary, then, get this: Climate change isn't real. If the bar for an "imperative use of carbon-producing transportation" is "I have to pick up one of the many hundreds of just-made-up awards leftwingers pass to each other like STDs," then climate change doesn't exist, and there is no danger from producing carbon.

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Observing human behavior is anti-science and worthy of cancellation, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

242 John Kerry Heinz is every bit the US Patriot he was when advising the North Vietnamese in Paris during the peace conference at the end of that war.

Posted by: setnaffa at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (eaJqd)

243 I've got 100 acres of land. Most pasture. I could sell carbon offsets and plant trees. Next year introduce pine beetles. Year after, cut the trees down. Sell the lumber. Re-sell carbon offsets and replant trees.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (lmYrx)

**

I was honestly trying to come up with a business plan like this and figure out how to sell it.

"If you pay me $1500 a year, I pledge not to build a 60 room apartment complex on one acre. Your $1500 will absolve you of X units of carbon each year and will represent one household's worth of carbon saved"

100 acres, and each is available for the apartment complexes.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (HBEnm)

244 240 "I negotiated the Paris Accords for the United States,"

-----

Cool. Maybe you can explain why the United State was the only country ON THE FUCKING PLANET to hit their emissions "goals"
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (JcPjv)

==========

Institutional racism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

245 Also.. .exempt from federal transport masking order are children under the age of 2. And people with certain "disabilities." What are those disabilities? They don't say.

/good luck with raising oxygen deprived children....

Posted by: shibumi at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (tjZg/)

246 Some of them wouldnt know "science" if it jumped up and bit them in the dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:03 PM (JcPjv)

Science once bit my sister.

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (KnJdm)

247 I speak for the trees, Motherfucker.

Posted by: Treebeard at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

248 You have 6 homes, 12 cars, a yacht and private jet.
YOU CAN'T OFFSET CARBON ENOUGH IF YOU DIED.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (lmYrx)

Have we tested this hypothesis? Like with enough subjects and following all the "sciency" protocols that Covid therapies have had to go through?

Because if we did that and it turns out you were right, we'd still be ahead.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (z79tQ)

249 Dear World:

It's not our fault.

- All the Massholes who didn't vote for this guy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (ejd/p)

250 Is this here the place that I can get me one of them private planes?

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (CZm2G)

251 95% of the worlds photosynthesis occurs in the epipelagic zone.... or the top 200 meters of the ocean.

You could clear cut the entire fucking planet and it wouldnt move the dial on o2 synthesis.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 01:58 PM (JcPjv)

Fun fact (and possibly the subject of an upcoming post): the primordial atmosphere consisted essentially of N2 and CO2, with only a trace of O2.

Now, it's the other way around, because photosynthetic organisms evolved that took in CO2 and basically crapped out O2.

And you're right - the vast majority of photosynthesis takes place in the ocean, by algae, and most of that is done by unicellular organisms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (7gQkP)

252 113 104 As mentioned earlier, we really need a word for the Leftists that love credentials, obscene wealth, and power.

Author Tom Kratman calls them "Kosmos", short for Cosmopolitan Progressives.

Posted by: Retief at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (SWlro)

253 "Tax evasion on my yacht is the only choice for someone like me."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (O+I8R)

254 1- Run DMC
2- That Humpty Dance guy
3- Dammit, that's all I got.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (HBEnm)

I get paid to do the wild thing.

Posted by: Tone Loc at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (q5MnG)

255 The reporter who asked questions about Space Force and Biden's take on lunar landing projects is Kristin Fisher/FoxNews. Both her parents, Bill and Anna Fisher, are former astronauts. Jen the Prevaricator will find it hard to BS Fisher about space topics.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (AMIL/)

256 I speak for the trees, Motherfucker.
Posted by: Treebeard at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM

There can be only one!

Posted by: The Lorax at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (ejd/p)

257 249 Dear World:

It's not our fault.

- All the Massholes who didn't vote for this guy
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (ejd/p)

========

All five of you should move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

258 don't knock Waffle House, those people work. Amazing how they never write down a order, just tell the cook and he cooks it, no matter how busy they are.

Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (z6aV7)

259 172 Bob Welch > Jack Welch

Ebony Eyes
https://youtu.be/xvuccbcCcsI
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 01:51 PM (mZUr4)

Blast from the Past!

Thanks, Doof!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (sy5kK)

260 202 Its almost been a month now.
Do we still not know who shot Ashli Babbit ?
________________

We know that whoever shot her is not going to be prosecuted.

We also know, after a month of being told that he suffered a stroke caused by being beaten in the head with a fire extinguisher being brandished by rapid Trumpsters, that Officer Sicknick, the only cop the left ever cared about, did not actually have any signs of having been struck in the head or otherwise injured during the events of 1/6. It appears (from what is being leaked) that he had some type of underlying medical condition that caused his death.

Quelle surprise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (k4dH2)

261 Obama paid $12M for an oceanfront home. You dont spend that money if you think the oceans will rise. They all know global warming is bullshit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (MQGqj)

262

You can offset your carbon footprint through SEPPUKU

Posted by: Shogun at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (nzYui)

263 261 Obama paid $12M for an oceanfront home. You dont spend that money if you think the oceans will rise. They all know global warming is bullshit.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (MQGqj)

=========

Thinking logically is anti-science and worthy of cancellation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

264 How does one "offset" his carbon? You either create obscene amounts of it or you don't. You either conserve energy or expend it.

How on Earth does any sentient adult think buying indulgences somehow mitigates wastefulness on a John Kerry scale?

Just another lie leftists use to soothe their troubled little minds.

Posted by: red speck at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)

265 on't knock Waffle House, those people work.

***

I love that there is a no-shit recognized disaster scale involving whether the local Waffle Houses are open or not.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (HBEnm)

266 "You silly proles just don't understand my position. I'm Big People, so I get to 'offset' my pollution by forcing some more proles into poverty. It's science!1!"

Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (zcf1k)

267 262

You can offset your carbon footprint through SEPPUKU

Posted by: Shogun at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (nzYui)

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*fight breaks out to be Kerry's second*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

268 The reporter who asked questions about Space Force and Biden's take on lunar landing projects is Kristin Fisher/FoxNews. Both her parents, Bill and Anna Fisher, are former astronauts. Jen the Prevaricator will find it hard to BS Fisher about space topics.
Posted by: Gref

We'll just circle back around to that.
-Jen

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (lmYrx)

269 "If you offset your carbon"

just another lie in the religion of 'carbon' mythology. The only way to "offset" the CO2 (not a pollutant) might be to bury it, as insane and infeasible as that may be. If they are giving money to some forest, to keep it a forest, that offsets nothing. Trees are "carbon neutral" ... since they eventually burn/rot.
--
BUT if WallStreet can run a carbon exchange and make a trillion off industrious people that use energy, then that is another win for those that do nothing but run money, and skim big profits from their churning.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (Cus5s)

270 240 "I negotiated the Paris Accords for the United States,"

-----

Cool. Maybe you can explain why the United State was the only country ON THE FUCKING PLANET to hit their emissions "goals"
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:04 PM (JcPjv)

Tough negotiation.

Kerry: "If your country joins the Paris Accords, we'll pay you $10 billion a year."

The other 100 signatories: "OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (7gQkP)

271 Are you somebody or little people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

272 "the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle"

Accepting an award is not "winning a battle", John. It's a offering to your ego.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (VP4Cd)

273 If Tater has a face in need of a fist, Kerry has a face in need of a frying pan. There must be a German word for that.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (lgiXo)

274 I'm sure we'll need "papers" to travel from one state to the next soon. If we are allowed to, that is.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (jvt6t)

275 272 "the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle"

Accepting an award is not "winning a battle", John. It's a offering to your ego.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (VP4Cd)

========

It is a battle. One of his ego winning over his id.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

276 "More than 700,000 Georgia residents who voted in the November election did not turn out for the Senate runoff election, according to an analysis from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The analysis revealed that the dropoff in turnout from the November 3 presidential election to the January 5 runoff election was highest in northwest Georgia and southern Georgia, both Republican-leaning regions of the state."

Great strategery.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (Iik29)

277 ========

All five of you should move.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

I'm tryin, I'm tryin.

Posted by: red speck at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (gS3OW)

278 We'll just ~~circle back~~ reach around to that.
-Jen
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (lmYrx)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (7gQkP)

279 SCATTERED AND CHUNKED HASHBROWNS SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (q5MnG)

280 Blast from the Past!

Thanks, Doof!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (sy5kK)

==============

No problem, LCD!

To paraphrase Tyrion Lannister...
I drink, and I share music -- it's what I do

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (mZUr4)

281 You know what *doesn't* fly? Chili on my carrots.

Posted by: Climate Czar John The Equine at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (UMXod)

282 Biden will surely try to make Trump's Space Force into some joint venture with China (so they can steal all our tech).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (Cus5s)

283 186 If you offset your carbon -- it's the only choice for somebody like me who is traveling the world to win this battle," Kerry said.

You have 6 homes, 12 cars, a yacht and private jet.
YOU CAN'T OFFSET CARBON ENOUGH IF YOU DIED.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 01:54 PM (lmYrx)

I think we have the components here to make something work. Anyone got a piece of chewing gum?

- McGyver (a fake one)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (sy5kK)

284
Thinking logically is anti-science and worthy of cancellation.
_______________

It's also white supremacy and therefore raaaaacist of you to suggest that Obama should have engaged in it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (k4dH2)

285 How does one "offset" his carbon? You either create obscene amounts of it or you don't. You either conserve energy or expend it.

--

"Offsetting carbon" by being filthy rich is the same excuse drummed up by Elton John when he caught flack for flying Mr. and Mrs. Harry Markle in his private jet. He intimated that by throwing some money at some phony carbon program, he is allowed to live hypocritically. You're not.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (O+I8R)

286 I occurs to me, how many "czars" did PDT have? I'm pretty sure the answer was "zero".

"Worst President Ever!!!!"
--Local Czars Guild #39841

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

287 How does one "offset" his carbon? You either create
obscene amounts of it or you don't.

Posted by: red speck at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)

Unless you are doing nuclear fission or fusion, you ain't creating any carbon.

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (KnJdm)

288 I speak for the trees, Motherfucker.
Posted by: Treebeard at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

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Well.... WHO SPEAKS FOR THE FUCKING PLANKTON THEN???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (JcPjv)

289 "More than 700,000 Georgia residents who voted in the November election did not turn out for the Senate runoff election, according to an analysis from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

The analysis revealed that the dropoff in turnout from the November 3 presidential election to the January 5 runoff election was highest in northwest Georgia and southern Georgia, both Republican-leaning regions of the state."
Great strategery.
Posted by: runner

Yet there were 900,000 more votes in January than November.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (lmYrx)

290 288 I speak for the trees, Motherfucker.
Posted by: Treebeard at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

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Well.... WHO SPEAKS FOR THE FUCKING PLANKTON THEN???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (JcPjv)

======

Plankton, from Sponge Bob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

291 If Tater has a face in need of a fist, Kerry has a face in need of a frying pan. There must be a German word for that.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (lgiXo)

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Panzer?

Because screw a frying pan.

Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (+tqLU)

292 282 Biden will surely try to make Trump's Space Force into some joint venture with China (so they can steal all our tech).
________________

The ChiComs won't need to steal it. Biden will happily sell it to them, so long as he cuts an appropriate cut of the action.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (k4dH2)

293 Look, it'd be nice if he didn't, but we haven't reached unicorn utopia yet, so the few people at the top that are getting us there deserve these perks. Kerry is simply a top stakhanovite and it's his reward for doing what no one else will for the benefit of the entire Earth. If we had been serious about the environment and global warming decades ago, we would already have planes that didn't pollute and stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (KAi1n)

294 But ask those same people to name at least 20 rap/hip hop stars, at least 3 names in each of the 90's, aughts, and teens, and nearly all will nail them faster than you can write them down.

90s rappers >>>>>>>> teens "mumble" rappers.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (ZGrMX)

295 Well.... WHO SPEAKS FOR THE FUCKING PLANKTON THEN???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:10 PM (JcPjv)

=================

His computer wife, Karen!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (mZUr4)

296 Michael Bay, during the filming of his documentary about Climate Change, consumed over 10 tons of explosives and flammable materials. When interviewed about it, he said it "was the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"

Posted by: johnd01 at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (ukNFU)

297 I hope he wore his feed bag. Stay Safe!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

298 276

Yeay I was great strategery to tell the GOPe to fuck off. Of course they learned no lessons and are doubling down on their stupidity. They will end up a regional party in Wyoming and North Dakota soon enough.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (MQGqj)

299 178 I occurs to me, how many "czars" did PDT have? I'm pretty sure the answer was "zero".
there can be only one

Posted by: God-Emperor of the United States at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

300 Dear World:

It's not our fault.

- All the Massholes who didn't vote for this guy
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (ejd/p)

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All five of you should move.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM

Let's see, *counts* there's me, MP4, REDACTED, 18-1 I think...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (ejd/p)

301 256 I speak for the trees, Motherfucker.
Posted by: Treebeard at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM

There can be only one!
Posted by: The Lorax

what's a fella gotta do to get a drink around here?

Posted by: Tree of Liberty at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (oA+QO)

302
Panzer?

Because screw a frying pan.
Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (+tqLU)

LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

303 274 I'm sure we'll need "papers" to travel from one state to the next soon. If we are allowed to, that is.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 02:09 PM (jvt6t)

The purpose of pushing HIGH. SPEED. RAIL., I suspect.

Get the peasantry out of their cars - who knows where they're going, and who can stop them? And onto trains, where one Staat's Polizei officer can say, "Papers, please. Has this trip been authorized by the Party, comrade?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (7gQkP)

304 SPONGE BOB SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (kTF2Z)

305 >>>Well that makes sense. There are only 2 choices for global travel- sailboat and private jet. No other way.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 01:31 PM (dNzKv)

=======

If only there were some technology available to allowed you to be present on the other side of the world, but from your own home or office. And you could call it "tele-presence". Ah, who am I kidding. That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (VbCZe)

306 Biden will surely try to make Trump's Space Force into some joint venture with China (so they can steal all our tech).
Posted by: illiniwek

Just wait until President Chang takes over in 2024.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (lmYrx)

307 "I have to pick up one of the many hundreds of just-made-up awards leftwingers pass to each other like STDs," then climate change doesn't exist

That right there is pure poetry. Consider it stolen, and I'll use it often with my "friends".

Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (9AFWN)

308 Great strategery.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2021

Vote harder.

Posted by: GOPe at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (prZbw)

309 This modern-day Indulgences Scheme needs to end. It's just as corrupt, and doesn't even have the fig leaf of faith to conceal it, since this is supposedly "science."

Posted by: acethepug at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (qPKAe)

310 SPONGE BOB SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2021 02

Write an EO.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (lgiXo)

311 I gotta ask. You can consider this rhetorical. How did Democrats, who hate corporations, hate the establishment, hate old white guys, vote in the most corrupt, cronyist, corporate sellout administration of all time?

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (IHRQq)

312 Panzer?

Because screw a frying pan.
Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM

I think Panzerfaustgesicht would cover it. If that word doesn't exist, it should.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (ejd/p)

313 My favorite Kerry story was when he was on the campaign trail and was joined by Ben Affleck. They stopped the campaign bus and went into a Wendys, because they were just like us poors.

Teresa Kerry had to be told what chili was.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (AD3JT)

314 293 Kerry is simply a top stakhanovite...
stakhmanites are the one ones on the bottom, right?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (sGtp+)

315 182 Left Coast Dawg, 496, and weft-cut,

We already have that from Aristotle. It is an aristocracy or oligarchy depending on entry. Aristocrats get their position by birth, oligarchs get their position normally by actions.

Basically, oligarchies or dictators/despots/tyrants occur when democracies decay. Oligarchies normally decay into dictators/despot/tyrants because the oligarchs cannot agree on who to rule and/or simply get too greedy in their demands. Thus, the ordinary people side with one particular oligarch to bring an end to oppression by the rest of them. That is how you get a despot from a depraved oligarchy or aristocracy.

We are in the same shape as Russia was under Yeltsin with powerful business oligarchs running and despoiling the country for their own purposes and a weak corrupt president subject to foreign powers as a titular leader. It will not end well.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (pO7gM)

316 7 Celebrities You Might Spot While Flying Commercial
Prince William. Prince William might be the Duke of Cambridge, but like his brother, he doesn't mind dallying in coach. ...
Brad and Angelina. ...
Bernie Sanders. ...
Mitt Romney. ...
Paris Hilton. ...
Jessica Alba. ...
Nicholas Cage.

Posted by: Mike S at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (t7LRV)

317 296 Michael Bay, during the filming of his documentary about Climate Change, consumed over 10 tons of explosives and flammable materials. When interviewed about it, he said it "was the Only Choice for Someone Like Me"
Posted by: johnd01 at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (ukNFU)

Only 10 tons? At least the had the decency to go with less than usual.

Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (zcf1k)

318 Plankton, from Sponge Bob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!N is for No sur-vi-vors . . . .
Sounds like a worthy mascot.

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

319 ChiComs won't need to steal it. Biden will happily sell it to them, so long as he cuts an appropriate cut of the action.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2021 02:11 PM (k4dH2)

Ten percent off the top for the Big Guy.

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (0nM5K)

320 People like John Fn. Kerry are too important to travel commercial. He might accidentally touch a prole and catch a nasty disease.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (MQGqj)

321 Acid Anne has a degree in English

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (gmo/4)

322 He's kind of like Kenneth Copeland. He has to fly private.
You can't put him in a tube full of demons

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (2cfUo)

323 The Senate voted 80 to 12 to override PDT's veto of the NDAA.

5 nominally GOP Senators voted to move forward with the impeachment trial of someone who is no longer in office.

But yeah, keeping the Senate was important.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (WEBkv)

324 318
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!N is for No sur-vi-vors . . . .
Sounds like a worthy mascot.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

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I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

325
Vote harder.
Posted by: GOPe at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (prZbw)

No, sit the fuck home, let it burn, blah blah blah.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (Iik29)

326
The analysis revealed that the dropoff in turnout from the November 3 presidential election to the January 5 runoff election was highest in northwest Georgia and southern Georgia, both Republican-leaning regions of the state."

Great strategery.

***

Yeah, I'm still puzzled at why the GOPe just said "nah, bruh, we good" when voters were begging to regain confidence that their votes actually counted.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (HBEnm)

327 LMFAO
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

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Yes, I know blasting a fellow human being in the face with a tank isn't very Christian of me, but I really dislike that guy, from back in Irak days when I was too stoopid to not go there.

Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (+tqLU)

328 Secretariat has a degree in PoliSci

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

329 303 Get the peasantry out of their cars - who knows where they're going, and
who can stop them? And onto trains, where one Staat's Polizei officer
can say, "Papers, please. Has this trip been authorized by the Party,
comrade?"
what's german for "where's your mask?"

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (v3pYe)

330 322 He's kind of like Kenneth Copeland. He has to fly private.
You can't put him in a tube full of demons

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Sorry. Thought you said tentacles.......

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (jvt6t)

331 Plankton, from Sponge Bob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

****

Maybe my favorite TV villain.

If you haven't seen the most recent Spongebob movie yet (Sponge out of Water IIRC), do. It's fantastic. Especially the songs.

Tee-am.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (HBEnm)

332 John Fn Kerry fancies himself Thurston Howell, III. "Lovey, must I pretend to eat where those commoners feed?" At least Jim Backus was funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (O+I8R)

333 We are in the same shape as Russia was under Yeltsin with powerful business oligarchs running and despoiling the country for their own purposes and a weak corrupt president subject to foreign powers as a titular leader. It will not end well.
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History repeats itself because human nature on average, doesn't change much, and tends to revert to a rather sad mean.

Posted by: But individuals can reach for something better than politics at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (wKk6+)

334
JOhn KErry taking the same meds OurFecklessLeader JOe Biden-time is?

Posted by: Wombat at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (uqEnN)

335 what's german for "where's your mask?"

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Ver ist yu diaperderfacenshuetezer.??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:17 PM (JcPjv)

336 311 I gotta ask. You can consider this rhetorical. How
did Democrats, who hate corporations, hate the establishment, hate old
white guys, vote in the most corrupt, cronyist, corporate sellout
administration of all time?

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (IHRQq)
A lot of them because, you know, Trump said pu$$y wrote mean tweets.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 02:17 PM (jMEOg)

337 316 7 Celebrities You Might Spot While Flying Commercial
...
Bernie Sanders. ...
Posted by: Mike S at February 03, 2021 02:13 PM (t7LRV)

As much as I loathe socialism I'll at least give Bernie credit for consistency. It's more than I can say about fraudsters like Kerry and Gore.

Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 02:17 PM (zcf1k)

338 At least Jim Backus was funny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (O+I8R)

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Yeah.

Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 02:17 PM (+tqLU)

339 337 As much as I loathe socialism I'll at least give Bernie credit for consistency. It's more than I can say about fraudsters like Kerry and Gore.
Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 02:17 PM (zcf1k)

========

So he hasn't grifted enough money to buy an airplane yet. I guess that happens after his third house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

340 Secretariat has a degree in PoliSci
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

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So.... Journalism with out the hard classes.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (JcPjv)

341 No, sit the fuck home, let it burn, blah blah blah.

Posted by: runner at February 03,

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and McCarthy at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (prZbw)

342 >>>Accepting an award is not "winning a battle", John. It's a offering to your ego.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 02:08 PM (VP4Cd)
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This thing, women bringing logical insight to the HQ is going to get out of hand.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (CZm2G)

343 243 I've got 100 acres of land. Most pasture. I could sell carbon offsets and plant trees. Next year introduce pine beetles. Year after, cut the trees down. Sell the lumber. Re-sell carbon offsets and replant trees.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:01 PM (lmYrx)
**
I was honestly trying to come up with a business plan like this and figure out how to sell it.
"If you pay me $1500 a year, I pledge not to build a 60 room apartment complex on one acre. Your $1500 will absolve you of X units of carbon each year and will represent one household's worth of carbon saved"
100 acres, and each is available for the apartment complexes.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:05 PM (HBEnm)

The Horde is getting better at this scam by the minute.
Genius in action.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (sy5kK)

344 If 2 GOP senators from GA replaced 2 Dem senators from GA, Biden appointees would only get 75 votes instead of 77.

Lol. Tht is a joke of course. They will get 83 votes no matter who is in the senate from Georgia.

Voter more harder. Vote most hardest. And send $100 ASAP so Mitch and Co. can fight for you freedom and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (MQGqj)

345 Kerry is simply a top stakhanovite...
stakhmanites are the one ones on the bottom, right?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Heh. I visited the Luray caverns when I was a kid.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KAi1n)

346 Celebrities You Might Spot While Flying Commercial

I once flew with Jerry Stiller and once with Mary Albert. Both flew first class, but yeah, commercial.

Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (9AFWN)

347 But ask those same people to name at least 20 rap/hip hop stars, at least 3 names in each of the 90's, aughts, and teens, and nearly all will nail them faster than you can write them down.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Ice Cube
Ice T
Run DMC
MC Hammer
Common
Method Man
Fitty Cent

And the only rap song I know is "Can't Touch This"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (lmYrx)

348 Write an EO.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker j

More like an EW.

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (U1eOr)

349 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

It's one of the few modern day cartoons worth any time.

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)

350 *Marv*

Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (9AFWN)

351 336 charlotte,
A coalition of the outs mainly wants their enemies faces rubbed in the dirt.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (pO7gM)

352 "I have to pick up one of the many hundreds of just-made-up awards leftwingers pass to each other like STDs," then climate change doesn't exist

That right there is pure poetry. Consider it stolen, and I'll use it often with my "friends".
Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (9AFWN)

It IS pure poetry.

Whitaker Chambers, in "Witness," described how the Reds give each other made-up awards to bolster their credibility with the peasants. Notice how often some Red is characterized as an "award-winning author" or whatever. Who gave him the award? And for what?

Turns out: it was just a made-up award conferred by a couple of other Reds.

So beware whenever you see someone characterized as "award-winning." 99% of them are commies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:19 PM (7gQkP)

353 349 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

It's one of the few modern day cartoons worth any time.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)

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Well, at least it's more entertaining than Curious George.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

354 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

=================

Sons of Doof watched a lot of Spongebob back in their youngest days. Therefore, Doof did too! Lots of quotes from the show can be heard around my house quite regularly.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 02:20 PM (mZUr4)

355 Ver ist yu diaperderfacenshuetezer.??
Posted by: fixerupper

"Ver" means "who", "wo" means "where". Interpret accordingly.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 03, 2021 02:20 PM (KAi1n)

356 How does one "offset" his carbon? You either create
obscene amounts of it or you don't.

Posted by: red speck at February 03, 2021 02:07 PM (gS3OW)

Yeah. The carbon offset crap is a dodge. If you don't generate carbon emissions, you don't need any kind of offset. I fact, buying carbon offsets will generate carbon emissions: Power needed to run the offices and computers of the carbon offset brokers, to produce whatever paper the broker uses for records, and more.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 02:20 PM (AMIL/)

357 258 don't knock Waffle House, those people work. Amazing how they never
write down a order, just tell the cook and he cooks it, no matter how
busy they are.
cheeburger cheeburger pepsi pepsi pepsi

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 03, 2021 02:20 PM (sGtp+)

358 Just wait until President Chang takes over in 2024.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:12 PM (lmYrx)

The road from here to Firefly/Serenity is shorter than it looked 15 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

359 Marv*
Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (9AFWN)

From Downtown..........yes!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (q5MnG)

360 Another thing that makes me want to piss in a tea cup is that they treat the Earth like it is retarded. If the Earth didn't like us, it could wipe us out faster than Supervillian, otters.

They say the World is alive. I think it is.

If Biden were struck by lightning or some similar Earth Murder Human event, it will be my fault because i drove extra fast while having sex and that will increase carbon footprint deaths the World over.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (wuwbE)

361 Fity Cent was a Trumper. He said under Bidens tax plan he would have to rename himself 30 Cent

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (MQGqj)

362 Sons of Doof watched a lot of Spongebob back in
their youngest days. Therefore, Doof did too! Lots of quotes from the
show can be heard around my house quite regularly.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 02:20 PM (mZUr4)

Fire on the poopdeck!

Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (KnJdm)

363 Now I have Waffle House on my mind. Need to hit one soon.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (jvt6t)

364 what's german for "where's your mask?"

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Ver ist yu diaperderfacenshuetezer.??
Posted by: fixerupper

Wo ist Ihre Maske

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (lmYrx)

365 "I've been involved with this fight for years. I negotiated with [Chinese] President Xi to bring President Xi to the table so we could get Paris.

And Xi just jerked him off, agreeing to everything and doing nothing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (7gQkP)

366
And you're right - the vast majority of photosynthesis takes place in the ocean, by algae, and most of that is done by unicellular organisms.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:06 PM (7gQkP)

Then WHY is this "plant a tree for nature" scam still going on?
- asked the guy who did NOT vote for Biden.

BTW, read somewhere there are more trees growing in the USA today, then when it was formed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (sy5kK)

367 If something called comedy still existed a sketch involving Kerry checking with Biden but Biden not having a hot clue who Kerry is could be funny.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:22 PM (lgiXo)

368 BTW, read somewhere there are more trees growing in the USA today, then when it was formed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (sy5kK)
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I think Rush mentioned it several years ago on his show.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 02:22 PM (WEBkv)

369 Wo ist Ihre Maske
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (lmYrx)

==============

Not sure how it translates but:

If it were up your ass you'd know.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (jvt6t)

370 I wouldn't have believed it until I started working for the federal government but they are totally obsessed with credentials.

I mean, totally. There are 70+ page documents on how to address people, abbreviate their fake PhDs, how to address them when speaking, etc.

Come to find out...they fancy titles and degrees and no one actually knows anything related to them. There are dozens of PMPs that have never managed a projects. LSSBB that have never run a project. PhDs in 'policy' that have nothing to do with policy. PhDs in education that are HR managers. It's all bullshit.

Posted by: MJ at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (gAMkn)

371 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

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Jr. Black is 24 now, but grew up watching SpongeBob. Believe it or not, I caught a couple episodes with him and laughed my head off. One particular one was when SpongeBob and Patrick decided to go door-to-door selling chocolates. I know a lot of people hate that cartoon, but some of those earlier episodes were funny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (O+I8R)

372 Lest anyone forget......

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

It's one of the few modern day cartoons worth any time.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)
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There's a newer one called Bluey that's from the Aussie gov't I believe - about a family of dogs. It's very well done. On Disney Jr I believe.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (I6Qlc)

374 Votes can be delivered by mail, but not 'major awards'.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (l3+k2)

375 225 But ask those same people to name at least 20 rap/hip hop stars, at least 3 names in each of the 90's, aughts, and teens, and nearly all will nail them faster than you can write them down.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:00 PM (sy5kK)
***
(gets out pen)
1- Run DMC
2- That Humpty Dance guy
3- Dammit, that's all I got.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 02:02 PM (HBEnm)
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yeah, but you have a job.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (sy5kK)

376 331 If you haven't seen the most recent Spongebob movie yet (Sponge out of Water IIRC), do. It's fantastic. Especially the songs.
that the one where they ride hasselhoff's butt?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 03, 2021 02:24 PM (v3pYe)

377 I see a lot of Sponge Bob in my household with a 6 year old. Plankton is kind of awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

It's one of the few modern day cartoons worth any time.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)

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Well, at least it's more entertaining than Curious George.
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Phineas and Ferb - also delightful. Off the air, but get the DVDs.

Posted by: But individuals can reach for something better than politics at February 03, 2021 02:24 PM (JaT8c)

378 The Chans should start a thing that trees are racist. And anyone who plants trees is a Nazi cuz trees are symbols of white supremacy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 02:24 PM (MQGqj)

379 Kerry enters Oval Office.
Biden: "Hunter, come on and Pops a big old hug. "

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (lgiXo)

380
I don't like the term "carbon in the atmosphere." It sounds like grifter speak.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Z9H9r)

381 My wife just sent me this article.

https://fox8.com/news/earth-heats-up-due-to- pandemics-cleaner-air-study-finds/

I don't think my eyes could roll further back in my head.

Remove the extra space

Posted by: Trog04 at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (u/qoh)

382
Jr. Black is 24 now, but grew up watching SpongeBob. Believe it or not, I caught a couple episodes with him and laughed my head off. One particular one was when SpongeBob and Patrick decided to go door-to-door selling chocolates. I know a lot of people hate that cartoon, but some of those earlier episodes were funny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (O+I8R)

My brother often considers himself Patrick from Spongebob because he's gotten away with so much stupid shit in his life.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Yeah. The carbon offset crap is a dodge. If you don't generate carbon emissions, you don't need any kind of offset. I fact, buying carbon offsets will generate carbon emissions: Power needed to run the offices and computers of the carbon offset brokers, to produce whatever paper the broker uses for records, and more.
Posted by: Gref

Whoah! You could be on to something there.

In the end, it IS all about ....Power.

Say, is this the SAME John Kerry that served in Viet Nam?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

384 351 336 charlotte,

A coalition of the outs mainly wants their enemies faces rubbed in the dirt.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (pO7gM)
Agree. Not just rubbed in the dirt, but humiliated and run out of town on a rail tarred and feathered. Then, once buried, they want to dig their enemies up and do it again. It will never be enough for these people, never.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (jMEOg)

385 370 Come to find out...they fancy titles and degrees and no one actually
knows anything related to them. There are dozens of PMPs that have never
managed a projects. LSSBB that have never run a project. PhDs in
'policy' that have nothing to do with policy. PhDs in education that are
HR managers. It's all bullshit.
that's why i stick with my bronze swimming certificate and silver swimming certificate.

Posted by: Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSc SSc at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (sGtp+)

386 328 Secretariat has a degree in PoliSci
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

So he's an intellectual! /laughs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (7gQkP)

387 I know a lot of people hate that cartoon, but some of those earlier episodes were funny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:23 PM (O+I8R)
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The early ones were great - Texas and Squeaky Boots especially. Who doesn't love a good tell tale heart reference in a kid's show?

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (I6Qlc)

388 The only global warming that occurs does so whenever horseface Kerry opens his pie hole to spew nonsense.

I really wish someone would ask him what the perfect temperature is for the earth, and why. Nobody seems to have that tasty tidbit of knowledge, so apparently the "science" isn't settled...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (okGHj)

389 BTW, read somewhere there are more trees growing in the USA today, then when it was formed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

There are. The makeup is different, but that doesn't change anything. Now you have managed pine forests for pulp & paper instead of natural old growth of oak, walnut, hickory, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (lmYrx)

390 333
Yeltsin at least was adventurous. What other Russian leader can you think of that rode a tank into Moscow and shelled the government when they tried to run a coup on him? And also liked his liquor and the dancing girls?

Posted by: jmel at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (RWHIh)

391 John Fn Kerry fancies himself Thurston Howell, III. "Lovey, must I pretend to eat where those commoners feed?" At least Jim Backus was funny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:16 PM (O+I8R)

You didn't laugh when he took James Taylor to France to sing You've Got a Friend?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (oAY8z)

392 John Kerry is a Trot Leader.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2021 02:26 PM (l3+k2)

393 Secretariat has a degree in PoliSci
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

So do I but I'm below average.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (lgiXo)

394 It appears that the government pays for all of this training and education so, as far as I can make out, most of the government employees go to school full time, collect pay, and then advance based on their credentials, not what they've accomplished.

I work with numerous PhDs that can't really speak proper English. They axe questions, FFS.

Posted by: MJ at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (gAMkn)

395 No Keystone, oil goes to Chyna. Chyna sets price, terms, penalties... Chyna pays nothing.

Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (RuIsu)

396 385 370 Come to find out...they fancy titles and degrees and no one actually knows anything related to them. There are dozens of PMPs that have never
managed a projects. LSSBB that have never run a project. PhDs in 'policy' that have nothing to do with policy. PhDs in education that are HR managers. It's all bullshit.
that's why i stick with my bronze swimming certificate and silver swimming certificate.
Posted by: Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSc SSc at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (sGtp+)

I got a Totin' Chip when I was in the Boy Scouts. Does that count?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (7gQkP)

397 Vincent Price used to fly commercial. My cousin spoke with him several times when he made reservations on the no-longer-existing US Air. He was always gracious and funny.

Posted by: Bes Isis at February 03, 2021 02:28 PM (HI3xr)

398 John Kerry is a Trot Leader.
Posted by: davidt

He's an influencer at Chipotle?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:28 PM (lmYrx)

399 Wo ist Ihre Maske

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"Dort druben ist eine maske, dumbkopf" is an acceptable answer, nein?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:28 PM (O+I8R)

400 Water is for quitters!

I don't need it! I don't need it! I. Don't. Need. It.

. . .

Posted by: spongebob hittin on the squirrel gurl at February 03, 2021 02:28 PM (Os0QU)

401 >>>I once flew with Jerry Stiller and once with Mary Albert. Both flew first class, but yeah, commercial.
Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 02:18 PM (9AFWN)

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I've only seen two celebrities, both flying commercial. Coincidentally, both part of The Goonies cast. Robert Davi and Sean Astin. Astin was even flying on one of this twin turboprop commuters. Nice guy. Showed us pictures of his daughters, as we talked parenthood.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 03, 2021 02:28 PM (VbCZe)

402 I as a billionaire would buy a thousand acres, plant it with oaks, sycamores, other hard woods and put it in a two hundred year trust.

My great great grand children could sell wood that could not be purchased anywhere else on earth.
Then they could subdivide the land into condominiums.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (CZm2G)

403 Phineas and Ferb - also delightful. Off the air, but get the DVDs.
Posted by: But individuals can reach for something better than politics at February 03, 2021 02:24 PM (JaT8c)

=======

Yes!!! I mentioned P&F on WeirdDave's thread yesterday. So glad I had kids to blame as my reason for watching that show. I think I enjoyed it as much as (maybe more than) my kids.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (mZUr4)

404
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (JcPjv)

405 Shocker: American Trust In U.S. Media Hits All-Time Low

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Huh. I wonder how that happened.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (VVEnO)

406 Say, is this the SAME John Kerry that served in Viet Nam?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

Yep. The same two-faced traitorous bastard that "testified" to seeing American GI's commit atrocities in 'Nam, the same one who made a show of throwing his ribbons over the white house fence, and then when Ready to Serve running for president, said he kept the medals, just threw the ribbons.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (z79tQ)

407 Bois de Arcs too

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (CZm2G)

408
.... and you know who else spraken German ????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (JcPjv)

409 405 Shocker: American Trust In U.S. Media Hits All-Time Low

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Huh. I wonder how that happened.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (VVEnO)

========

I'm not gonna say it's Russians, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

410 what's german for "where's your mask?"

"Maske, bitte!" And that's if they're being polite.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (3fR4G)

411 Kerry brings a stable perspective.

Posted by: JebPilled at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (QUqEV)

412 The whole czar thing used to bug me, but now in post constitutional oligarchy, it seems about right.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (r+sAi)

413
BTW, read somewhere there are more trees growing in the USA today, then when it was formed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:21 PM (sy5kK)

---------------

I think Rush mentioned it several years ago on his show.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 02:22 PM (WEBkv)

I know for a fact there are ten times as many deer. Maybe there are twenty times as many. Every go squirrel hunting in the woods? Now think how easy it would be in the suburbs.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (cVcEL)

414 I work with numerous PhDs that can't really speak proper English. They axe questions, FFS.
Posted by: MJ at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (gAMkn)

Beside the "award-winning" crap, here's another tell: if someone is characterized as a college graduate, or the holder of a Ph.D. with no mention of the subject.

That's how you know their bachelor's or doctoral degrees are bullshit.

"What's your degree in?"

"Look, a squirrel!"

Nods knowingly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:31 PM (7gQkP)

415 No Keystone, oil goes to Chyna. Chyna sets price, terms, penalties... Chyna pays nothing.
Posted by: klaftern

Again, never about the environment. Canadian oil goes to China while Saudi oil come to the US.

If you were concerned about the environment, you'd send Saudi oil to Chy Na and Canadian oil to the US.

Shorter transportation routes. Less pollution to transport.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:31 PM (lmYrx)

416 Kerry exemplifies my "you first" doctrine.

Want me to live in the stone age? You first, John.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2021 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

417 ceci n'est pas un masque

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 02:31 PM (U1eOr)

418 Shocker: American Trust In U.S. Media Hits All-Time Low

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Every poll shows them sinking lower and lower. Yet, WTH? How can they still yield such power over people?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (O+I8R)

419 Maske, bitte!" And that's if they're being polite.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 02:30 PM (3fR4G)
achtung! Maske

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (cVcEL)

420 Say, is this the SAME John Kerry that served in Viet Nam?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, he shoulda mentioned it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (7gQkP)

421 Ten percent off the top for the Big Guy.
________________

The vig has probably increased substantially, now that he's president.

10% is fine for senators, but not the prezzy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (k4dH2)

422 380
I don't like the term "carbon in the atmosphere." It sounds like grifter speak.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2021 02:25 PM (Z9H9r)

Yeah, the Klimate Kids should be saying Carbon Dioxide instead of Carbon. I guess they decided carbon is easier than saying carbon dioxide to the rubes. Yet another example of un-scientific crap from the 'elites.'

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (AMIL/)

423 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper

Man hat Ihnen unrecht gesagt!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (lmYrx)

424 Waffle House, I have to admit I have never ordered a waffle. I watch them being made, but usually order eggs and toast and the potatoes cooked in the little ring.

Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (z6aV7)

425 yield = wield!! Good lord...

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (O+I8R)

426 .... and you know who else spraken German ????
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM

Frau Blucher!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (ejd/p)

427 "the only choice for people like me". Meaning arrogant, pompous, conniving, lying, self-serving, treasonous, glory-hounding, disingenuous gigolos? That horse-faced horse's ass should have just told them to throw the bullshit award over the wall.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (xSdh2)

428 Many years ago, I saw James Tolkan (Mr. Strickland from "Back to the Future") on the same flight I was on (out of JFK) to Venice. He was short, shorter than me; his wife was taller than he was. Don't ask why I was flying to Venice, or I might have to...
Funny, because days later, I saw him on the Rialto Bridge in Venice. He was short, so he stood out in the crowd.

And another time, I saw the late Edwin Newman on a local flight, standing with the plebes in the airport in Toledo. He was a big guy; easily 6'3". I think he was making some kind of connection. Breaking news, or something like that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (vcOmj)

429 So it's coming out that AOC wasn't even in the Capital Building during the "Insurection"

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (NLvIc)

430 "And you're right - the vast majority of photosynthesis takes place in
the ocean, by algae, and most of that is done by unicellular organisms."--
I don't know the whole "cycle", but a lot of actual carbon got removed from the atmosphere (times of very high CO2 iirc) and turned into bone and fossil, via sea creatures. Coral, and various things, and all that limestone under much of the ground settled out from CO2 absorption is the oceans (when they were over much of the Midwest, apparently).--
We got low on CO2 ... not sure our industry actually reversed the atmospheric CO2 trend toward death, but we needed more, not less, or plants all die (somewhere under 200ppm). A long term warming trend brings CO2 out of the oceans, but not out of the gravel/limestone.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2021 02:33 PM (Cus5s)

431 BTW, read somewhere there are more trees growing in the USA today, then when it was formed.

North America is a net carbon sink because of all of those trees. The air exiting off the east coast is cleaner than when it comes from Chyna on the west coast. This is the actual fact that makes all the green stuff stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2021 02:34 PM (ZGrMX)

432 404
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (JcPjv)

We've joined the EU. Moose out front should've told you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 02:34 PM (Zm+LZ)

433 1,300 railcars A DAY, EVERY DAY.

Which the grain farmers will be competing for, again.

Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2021 02:34 PM (sOete)

434 I am a follower of the teachings of Rocko's Modern Life combined with Ren and Stempy.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

435 I don't believe I've ever traveled with a celebrity. But I probably wouldn't know if I did.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (lgiXo)

436 So it's coming out that AOC wasn't even in the Capital Building during the "Insurection"

--

Remember Hogg boy? So traumatized and made himself front and center...and come to find out, he wasn't even there that day*.

*If memory serves...

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

437 390 Yeltsin put his life on the line during the coup but his policies adopted from outsiders was disastrous which only made some oligarchs rich and the people very poor.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (pO7gM)

438 What temperature is it supposed to be?

and

How much diversity is enough diversity?

questions leftists will never answer

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (uS2EJ)

439 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM
***
Zwei...err...nein. Ein bier bitte!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (axyOa)

440
Ren and Stimpy was the shizz.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (JcPjv)

441 the only choice for people like me". Meaning arrogant, pompous, conniving, lying, self-serving, treasonous, glory-hounding, disingenuous gigolos?

that also have to effect emergency James Taylor transports to international conflict zones/European tours.

Posted by: only time felt embarrased to be US citizen was the James Taylor thing at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (EVQ3Y)

442 I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper

I've been watching Generation War on Prime. A Kraut miniseries about Krauts in WWII. Good but bleak.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (VVEnO)

443 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

444 Remember Hogg boy? So traumatized and made himself front and center...and come to find out, he wasn't even there that day*.

*If memory serves...
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2021 02:35 PM (O+I8R)

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Pedaled his bike miles to get there after tho....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (JcPjv)

445 Nood Clergy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (dNzKv)

446 Remember Hogg boy? So traumatized and made himself front and center...and come to find out, he wasn't even there that day*.

*If memory serves...

That day? Yes.

When the shooting was in progress? Not so much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (SchxB)

447 Ren and Stimpy was the shizz.
==
Definitely not for children. It was adult swim before there was adult swim.

Posted by: Do NOT let you kids watch that at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (FW41H)

448 404
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO GERMAN ON THE BLOG!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 02:29 PM (JcPjv)

SEXIST, it's GermXn now

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (NLvIc)

449 .. and you know who else spraken German ?

That was Austrian. Totally different!

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (3fR4G)

450 Yeah, the Klimate Kids should be saying Carbon Dioxide instead of Carbon. I guess they decided carbon is easier than saying carbon dioxide to the rubes. Yet another example of un-scientific crap from the 'elites.'
Posted by: Gref

Saying "carbon" sounds more accusatory and scientific.
I am really waiting for them to tackle the REALLY big greenhouse gas. It's a much stronger Greenhouse gas component of the atmosphere, and there is 20 times as much as there is "carbon".

Water vapor. It is literally killing us.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at February 03, 2021 02:36 PM (vcOmj)

451 When I was a little boy my dad would twist my ear and I'd loudly tell him ",you could kill a guy like that. "
But I was five what's AOC'S excuse?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 02:38 PM (lgiXo)

452 384 charlotte,
That is how oligarchies maintain power, divide and conquer the people by pitting them against each other.

Eventually the people get wise to it via a Revolution or supporting a tyrant or you end up in a civil war.
Either way, the oligarchs either flee or are neutered. And so the cycle begins again.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 02:38 PM (pO7gM)

453 Well, at least it's more entertaining than Curious George.
==
Phineas and Ferb - also delightful. Off the air, but get the DVDs.
Posted by: But individuals can reach for something better than politics at February 03, 2021 02:24 PM (JaT8c)

--------------------------------

There's a show called Milo Murphy's Law that is really good (though it does slide a bit in the third season). Weird Al voices the main character, whose life is the embodiment of Murphy's law. But he's learned to adapt. There's even a Phineas and Ferb crossover.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 03, 2021 02:39 PM (CAJOC)

454 Yeah, the Klimate Kids should be saying Carbon Dioxide instead of Carbon. I guess they decided carbon is easier than saying carbon dioxide to the rubes. Yet another example of un-scientific crap from the 'elites.'
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2021 02:32 PM (AMIL/)

Kind of a pet peeve of mine: people butchering scientific names, such as "hydroxy" for hydroxychloroquine, or as I was repeatedly asked once in a deposition, "chrome" for "chromate."

It's NOT "chrome" you nitwit. That's what they used to plate bumpers with. It's "chromate" that we're talking about here.

Same thing with "silicon" vs. "silicone," as in "Silicone Valley." That would be the San Fernando Valley. Silicon Valley is in the South Bay Area. Yeah, I know "silicon" sounds kinda like "silicone," but "chicken salad" kinda sounds like "chicken shit." But it's worthwhile keeping them straight when ordering lunch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (7gQkP)

455 414 I work with numerous PhDs that can't really speak proper English. They axe questions, FFS.
Posted by: MJ at February 03, 2021 02:27 PM (gAMkn)

Beside the "award-winning" crap, here's another tell: if someone is characterized as a college graduate, or the holder of a Ph.D. with no mention of the subject.
That's how you know their bachelor's or doctoral degrees are bullshit.
"What's your degree in?"
"Look, a squirrel!"
Nods knowingly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:31 PM (7gQkP)
--
Great point, Jay. I don't run around in circles of PhD's, so I never thought about that.
For instance, Michael Savage, long time broadcaster and the target of hate for those on the Left, is a PhD of Botany. He was always careful to mention that. You know, a real science, unlike Dr Jill's be.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

456 Why the long face Johnny boy?
I can't believe anyone listens to this dipshit...

Posted by: Al Swearingen at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (YJ7Ax)

457 In regards to the "ask"/"axe" thing, years ago I read a linguistic analysis of this and the takeaway was that "ask" is an awkward combination for some people to make compared to "aks". It's a bit like nuclear, which many people, including former Gop stalwart DubbleU, pronounce as nucyular, which to me sounds like it has more oomph than "new clear". Ultimately, language is about communication, not pedantic adherence to arbitrary rules.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (KAi1n)

458 Pat Summerall had a Masters degree in Russian History. If that does not prepare you to be an NFL kicker, and sports announcer, I really don't know what does.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:41 PM (cVcEL)

459 I ran into Larry King many moons ago. He was flying first class but commercial.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:42 PM (cVcEL)

460 Once had a flight attendant ask me if I was blank, blank, and I of course had to say no....

Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2021 02:42 PM (z6aV7)

461 Rappers - nobody remembers 2 Live Crew? It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2021 02:43 PM (xSdh2)

462 They couldn't just stick the award in a bottle and float it across the ocean? Surely that would be less carbon-spewing than dragging Kerry's botoxed cement face across such a spanse.

Posted by: here in Italy at February 03, 2021 02:44 PM (kbmLF)

463 "It's the only choice for somebody like me."

needs to be a meme with pictures of them surfing and their big giant houses and their ridiculous cars and their private jets.

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 03, 2021 02:45 PM (iFMeW)

464 In regards to the "ask"/"axe" thing, years ago I read a linguistic analysis of this and the takeaway was that "ask" is an awkward combination for some people to make compared to "aks". It's a bit like nuclear, which many people, including former Gop stalwart DubbleU, pronounce as nucyular
Posted by: SFGoth

Prolly explains why so many people mispronounce asterisk as "asterix"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2021 02:46 PM (xSdh2)

465 It's literally the only choice for someone like me, as well. I just can't afford it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 03, 2021 02:46 PM (wGeit)

466 Ask me about my carbon dick print.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 02:47 PM (wuwbE)

467 "chicken salad" kinda sounds like "chicken shit." But it's worthwhile keeping them straight when ordering lunch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Wait, I don't have to get the salad?!?

Posted by: Sheppy the Fabulous at February 03, 2021 02:48 PM (xSdh2)

468 I see no reason why elitist pricks like this don't restrict themselves to low, or better yet, non-carbon producing forms of transportation. How long does it take to sail from the East Coast to Iceland, ten days? Sailing is good for the soul. Only if time is of the essence should they allow themselves to fly, preferably by helium balloon. Dirigibles filled with hydrogen are only to be used by heads of state, and then only when escorted by pilots in open cockpit biplanes carrying lighters...

Posted by: Robert501st at February 03, 2021 02:49 PM (P1XYH)

469 Posted by: SFGoth at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (KAi1n)

kind of agree here and also kind of do not. For sure the first rule of communication, is communicating. But I do think we need rules in the end so they work for everyone. Not rules you must follow, but rules that state what is preferred and what is more of an aberration. I am not talking accents here, but pronunciation.

One reason I always recommend the Oxford American Dictionary from 1982 is the book gives preferred pronunciations with no shame at all. I do get the irony that the Brits did our language better than Webster et al.
That is also why I love the book "The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations" by Elster. Not saying Elster is always right, but he is a blast to read. Talk about a bathroom book.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:52 PM (cVcEL)

470 John Fucking Kerry, AOC and a man with a bag of carrots walks into a bar.

>And the bartender says, "This isn't a barn, get your fucking horses out of here!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 02:52 PM (03n3v)

471 Great point, Jay. I don't run around in circles of PhD's, so I never thought about that.
For instance, Michael Savage, long time broadcaster and the target of hate for those on the Left, is a PhD of Botany. He was always careful to mention that. You know, a real science, unlike Dr Jill's be.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2021 02:40 PM (sy5kK)

The funny thing is that in academia people never talk about their degrees; everyone assumes that all the faculty in the chemistry [physics] department have Ph.D.s in chemistry [physics]. No one EVER uses titles, or anything of the sort. It is routine to address Nobel Laureates by given name, for example.

The only exception that I'm aware of re degrees etc. is in medical schools, which distinguish Ph.D.s from MDs, but that's a substantive distinction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:53 PM (7gQkP)

472 "Kerry defended his high-pollution ride"

The ride was not high-pollution at all. In fact the airplane released a lot of hugely beneficial carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, helping to improve production of food, which is dependent on there being enough CO2 in the air.

This conclusion by Ace is exactly right:
"If it is necessary, then, get this: Climate change isn't real. If the bar for an "imperative use of carbon-producing transportation" is "I have to pick up one of the many hundreds of just-made-up awards leftwingers pass to each other like STDs," then climate change doesn't exist, and there is no danger from producing carbon."

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at February 03, 2021 02:54 PM (oMkPq)

473 I see no reason why elitist pricks

Robert501st

Kinda answered your own question right out of the gate. Not that your solution isn't without merit.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2021 02:54 PM (xSdh2)

474 the one word Elster turned me for good on was "often" I probably pronounced it was "off ten" as often as I pronounced it as "awffen" back in the day. But he convinced me on that one, and now it is always "awffen". But the best part of the book is the arguments. There are many others I can list, but wont.

Ok, I can't help it. there is one. The word Gerrymandering. That one makes no sense because it is named after a man with a proper name. His name was Gerry, pronounced "Gary". So there is no reason at all for the present pronunciation. But to be clear, the author admits defeat here. So that is an example of people going with easy communication, and not pedantry.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 02:58 PM (cVcEL)

475 In regards to the "ask"/"axe" thing, years ago I read a linguistic analysis of this and the takeaway was that "ask" is an awkward combination for some people to make compared to "aks". It's a bit like nuclear, which many people, including former Gop stalwart DubbleU, pronounce as nucyular
Posted by: SFGoth

"Ax" for "ask" in my experience is a black thing. I had a postdoc from Nigeria - a very bright and talented guy, now a highly regarded professor here in US - and even he used to say "ax."

Another pet peeve (I'm on a roll today) is molecular biologists who say "aPOPtosis," instead of "apo-tosis," the the second "p" being silent. You'd think that they would know this.

Of course, they also talk about adding a "molecule" to something, apparently not realizing that that solecism is as nonsensical as saying, "We landed a soldier on Normandy on D-Day." They didn't add a "molecule;" they added a "compound," the collective noun for a bunch of molecules.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:58 PM (7gQkP)

476 By the way, Icelandair does fly from several US cities non-stop to Iceland (perhaps not so much right now).

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at February 03, 2021 03:02 PM (oMkPq)

477 I have seen him fly commercial here where he has his house with teresa heinz,: sun valley idaho. Oh, he's a genuine asshole in case you were wondering

Posted by: Robert Kendall at February 03, 2021 03:04 PM (+UGno)

478 By the way, Icelandair does fly from several US cities non-stop to Iceland (perhaps not so much right now).

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at February 03, 2021 03:02 PM (oMkPq)

They used to advertise big time. I think the Icelandic state was in on it, subsidizing the thing. The idea was you could get a cheaper fare to London if you stayed a couple of days in Iceland. This was at least twenty years ago and probably more like twenty five.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 03:05 PM (cVcEL)

479 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 02:58 PM (7gQkP)

"op thamology" vs "awwfthamalogy". Zoo ology vs Zoe Ology. OK now I am really off this one.

Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 03:07 PM (cVcEL)

480 Nobody in that racket actually believes in it.

I have some rich clients. Some of these guys know Leo DiCaprio. I have been told multiple times that Leo will fly his private jet all around the country to pick up his buddies when they want to go to a party.

If the GOP were smart they would propose legislation that dealt with climate change...by restricting rich peoples use of planes.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 03, 2021 03:10 PM (bhPL1)

481 Horse face should be able to gallop anywhere.

Posted by: AJ Duie at February 03, 2021 03:51 PM (JVoFi)

482 What? Doesn't Kerry windsurf anymore?

Posted by: PDawg Knight at February 03, 2021 10:08 PM (1ypKD)

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