Fatass TV Clown Jimmy Kimmel Claims That WallStreetBets Redditors are "Russian Disruptors"

How the Establishment's Gollums and Wormtongues scramble to the defense of their Dark Lords.

It’s the Russians! pic.twitter.com/5ilmuSHt4Y
— Cassandra Fairbanks (@CassandraRules) February 1, 2021

When Jon Stewart informed him that his "Russian disruptors" hot take was "bullshit," Jimmy Kimmel doubled down by accusing Stewart of being a Donald Trump supporter.

Then he deleted, because he's a big fat sweaty coward.

Looks like Jimmy accidentally deleted. https://t.co/j0SjRvON4E pic.twitter.com/jtkGPS9TJb
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 1, 2021

Speaking of the Gollums and Wormtongues defending their masters...

Pay attention to who is mocking you and rooting against you pic.twitter.com/WXCyQ9EFKn
— El Kabong (@El_Kabong81) February 2, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 dumb

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2021 01:11 PM (zZxh0)

2 1st!

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 02, 2021 01:11 PM (KAd8D)

3 2nd!

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 02, 2021 01:11 PM (KAd8D)

4 2 1st!
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 02, 2021 01:11 PM (KAd8D)

rookie mistake

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2021 01:12 PM (zZxh0)

5 Aw, is lil' Jimmy going to cry for the hedge funds?

Posted by: Average Loser at February 02, 2021 01:12 PM (8aO2d)

6 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:12 PM (ifmtJ)

7 Jimmy Kimmel was never funny. He just used to have cute girls jumping on trampolines.

He's a bitter, unhappy man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:13 PM (ifmtJ)

8 So this means that any argument you are losing, you just say "YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP" and that invalidates the other side? OK, then.

Posted by: Mookie at February 02, 2021 01:13 PM (u+Y3T)

9 Not according to my objective, reliable Dominion voting machine.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 02, 2021 01:13 PM (KAd8D)

10 Top 10!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (ejd/p)

11 I remember when the late shows were for entertainment. Good times.

Posted by: JebPilled at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (QUqEV)

12 If Hitler had won WWII, we would never have to deal with this garbage.

Posted by: The Truth at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (BD0Jm)

13 And WhoTF is Jimmy Kimmel? Should I know this?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ejd/p)

14
'Wall Street Goes Toe To Toe With The Russkies."

Posted by: CNN Headline at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (t6XCL)

15 Next time, Jimmy, opt for a complete plastic bag rather than whatever that transparent thing on your face is the next time you go out and Mask Up!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ch6++)

16 Attacks are easy for the left ... "I was molested, and you are abusing me all over again (by pointing out I'm crazy)"

Or the old "Trump is a Russian Agent, and any that go against the (leftist/commie) Narrative are also Russians ... hate them, beat them, arrest them"

Add those to the usual, racist, homophope, xenophobe, etc. Because what they are doing is so insane, they resort to insane personal attacks on patriots that "resist".

Posted by: illiniwek at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (Cus5s)

17 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...who then dumped him for Matt Damon?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ifmtJ)

18 Just a note - Jimmy Kimmel did convince Cindy Crawford to do an instructional plumbing video on replacing a toilet ballcock and then closed the show with her jumping on a trampoline.

So somewhere deep inside his mind, there exists a regular dude. (Too bad it's covered with layers and layers of lying crap and deluded self-absorption, along with fat and more fat.)

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (1lKRm)

19 Macedonian meme farmers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (nakwk)

20 Coming soon:

The Conservative Case for Limiting Inside Trading To Billionaires

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (puu6v)

21 Ben Shapiro retweeted

Wait a second here...are you suggesting that nice young Jewish man isn't a true conservative that wants to limit government, control immigration and make America great again? But I see him on Fox News owning the libs all the time!

Posted by: Clueless Republican Voter at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (3MG/9)

22 Ben Shapiro is a bitch.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (a8b7P)

23 He's got a tv show?....really?

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (AwYPR)

24 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...who then dumped him for Matt Damon?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM

We do.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (ejd/p)

25 I wonder where these guys get their talking points.

Specifically.

Posted by: Bumr50 at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (SEBYZ)

26 19 Macedonian meme farmers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (nakwk)

Read that as 'Mandalorian meme farmers' and got really happy for a second.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (ifmtJ)

27 I thought job number one for comedians is to make people laugh.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (lgiXo)

28 Who even listens to that a hole?

Posted by: keena at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (RiTnx)

29 Willowed:
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
Posted by: Cato

It's clearly too high a price given how much I've heard that "we're too busy working" to get involved, at least at the local level, in maintaining that freedom. The sadly humorous thing is that some people who didn't "have" time or money (yes you did, you just didn't want to prioritize) to get involved now think a hot CW is the answer? Good luck surviving, let alone thriving, in a pre-industrialized world since that's what a hot CW will cause.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (KAi1n)

30 Was he in blackface when he said it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (yQpMk)

31
I may or may not be a Trump supporter but I do know I have PSES -
Post Stolen Election Syndrome.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (N/gDA)

32 I always think of this when I hear about disruptors:

http://www.trekcore.com/audio/
aliensounds/klingon_disruptor2.mp3

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2021 01:18 PM (xqRaG)

33 10 Top 10!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (ejd/p)

nicely played

Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2021 01:18 PM (zZxh0)

34 18 Just a note - Jimmy Kimmel did convince Cindy Crawford to do an instructional plumbing video on replacing a toilet ballcock and then closed the show with her jumping on a trampoline.

So somewhere deep inside his mind, there exists a regular dude. (Too bad it's covered with layers and layers of lying crap and deluded self-absorption, along with fat and more fat.)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (1lKRm)

Was that Jimmy Kimmel or was that Adam Carolla's writing coming through Jimmy?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2021 01:18 PM (Z5BUl)

35 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...who then dumped him for Matt Damon?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ifmtJ)

Then Jimmy moved on to Ben Affleck?

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2021 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

36 WSB Flair > social media credits.

Posted by: EveR at February 02, 2021 01:19 PM (R0z7P)

37 Jimmy Kimmel was never funny. He just used to have cute girls jumping on trampolines.

More precisely Adam Carolla had those girls, and Kimmel was his sidekick. That's become more and more obvious as time has gone on.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 01:19 PM (6XLoz)

38 22 Ben Shapiro is a bitch.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:16 PM (a8b7P)

"Little bitch," and I'll overlook the unfairness to generalized bitches.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at February 02, 2021 01:19 PM (puu6v)

39 18 Just a note - Jimmy Kimmel did convince Cindy Crawford to do an instructional plumbing video on replacing a toilet ballcock and then closed the show with her jumping on a trampoline.

So somewhere deep inside his mind, there exists a regular dude. (Too bad it's covered with layers and layers of lying crap and deluded self-absorption, along with fat and more fat.)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword

except that sounds like a Carolla idea. he's the construction guy. and a regular dude.

Posted by: x4 at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (oA+QO)

40 Was that Jimmy Kimmel or was that Adam Carolla's writing coming through Jimmy?

Definitely Carolla's writing. Adam's actually been very funny since that show ended. Kimmel, not so much.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (6XLoz)

41 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...who then dumped him for Matt Damon?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ifmtJ)

Then Jimmy moved on to Ben Affleck?
Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2021 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (ifmtJ)

42 Speaking of non-falsifiable, the Russians Control Everything is going to be Truth and denier, denier, denier, denier if you point out this is batshit insane.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (GbPPJ)

43

GME traded as low as 74 per share today.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

44 Jimmy Kimmel was never funny. He just used to have cute girls jumping on trampolines.

More precisely Adam Carolla had those girls, and Kimmel was his sidekick. That's become more and more obvious as time has gone on.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 01:19 PM (6XLoz)

I think you're right.
Sadly, Kimmel had the media connections, not Carolla at first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:21 PM (ifmtJ)

45 Remember when Sabo's mocking of Kimmel gave Kimmel the sads and Jimmy had to flick off Sabo's actual joke sign?

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2021 01:21 PM (Z5BUl)

46 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...

----

Jummy was actually fucking her BEFORE dumping the wife and kids....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

47 Jennifer Garner gets hotter as she ages.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 02, 2021 01:21 PM (n76+U)

48 22 Ben Shapiro is a bitch

Seconded. But did you know his wife is a real doctor???

Posted by: Carmenzoid at February 02, 2021 01:21 PM (9sa5h)

49 Jimmy Kimmel turns every national event into a lefty flashpoint. He isn't laughing, he is angry about everything. Like him, the whole left hates other Americans so much that Kimmel and his ilk just start spewing forth with every very slight excuse. There is no humor, no joy, no mutuality in anything they say or do.

The left attacks and provokes with every opportunity. Powerline said it well.

tinyurl.com/vtho2s57

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (KRxpN)

50 except that sounds like a Carolla idea. he's the construction guy. and a regular dude.

That show where Adam Carolla tracked down shitty contractors and shamed them was great. Unfortunately 95% of the shitty contractors were Mexican and that probably raised enough PC flags to get the show cancelled.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (6XLoz)

51 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at February 02, 2021 01:19 PM (puu6v)

You right. My apologies.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (a8b7P)

52 If Hitler had won WWII, we would never have to deal with this garbage.
Posted by: The Truth at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (BD0Jm)

Imagine if Carthage had won the Punic Wars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

53 Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (ifmtJ)

Well, that and the alcohol.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)

54 I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL WITH FACTS, LOGIC, MY MIND, AND THE MONEY LEFTISTS USE TO PROP UP MY LUDICROUS PROGRAMS.

Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (EpDzw)

55 What happened to the SJWs cancelling this ass-clown?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (b8xqR)

56 And WhoTF is Jimmy Kimmel? Should I know this?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:15 PM (ejd/p)

===============

He's a toxic male who used to be on an irreverent show called "The Man Show". He also is a racist who did skits in blackface.

But those things were expunged when he got woke

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hdge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (mZUr4)

57 Willowed:
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
Posted by: Cato

It's clearly too high a price given how much I've heard that "we're too busy working" to get involved, at least at the local level, in maintaining that freedom. The sadly humorous thing is that some people who didn't "have" time or money (yes you did, you just didn't want to prioritize) to get involved now think a hot CW is the answer? Good luck surviving, let alone thriving, in a pre-industrialized world since that's what a hot CW will cause.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (KAi1n)

You're speaking of all-out war.
There are those on both sides who know a lot could be achieved with a low-level insurgency.
With small actions that have larger impact, but still allow life to mostly go on as normal.
Of course, only one side is playing at the moment, but life in 85% of Portland goes on as normal, yet antifa's incessant actions grow their rep to larger than life.

Posted by: William Munny at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (z79tQ)

58 29 SFGoth,

Neither party wants nobody that nobody sent to quote a famous Chicago political saying.

Both are closed clubs that one must go outside of in order to elect someone not of the network. The problem is then keeping the insider's club from coopting them once elected and the non-coopted from having any actual power to cause change.

Essentially, the old Tammany Hall NYC and Chicago model of politics has been spread nation wide. Notice how long corruption, grifting, and lousy performance of government has persisted through the ages despite the occasional outside mayor fixing the symptoms when the rot gets too deep. Republicans have done the same in places where they are strong with a bit different emphasis on the pattern of the grift.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (pO7gM)

59 "any argument you are losing, you just say "YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP" and that invalidates the other side? OK, then."

Any that voted for Biden are "invalidated" imo, but that doesn't stop and discussion/debate. But they are not interested in debate ... that is being made quite clear. $2.1 Trillion budget, 50-50 vote will fund a lot of REAL domestic terrorist groups ... BLM, SPLC, various Islamic terror tied groups, Antifa ... probably most of the Soros list. And they will all be above the law .. only resisting your beat down is illegal.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (Cus5s)

60 Kimmel's show used to be funny.. then he got TDS and all he talked about for four years was Trump.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (CjFDo)

61 But did you know his wife is a real doctor???
Posted by: Carmenzoid

for normal sized people?

Posted by: x4 at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM (oA+QO)

62 Those Russians sure do have their hands in absolutely everything dont they?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:24 PM (UPoLF)

63 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (GbPPJ)

The Russians are like David Ickes lizard people. They are everywhere and control everything.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:24 PM (a8b7P)

64 I'm only reading the cue cards. I'm only reading the cue cards!

[Laugh] [Applause]

Posted by: Cryin' Kimmy Jimmel at February 02, 2021 01:24 PM (HI3xr)

65 "Russian disruptors"? It's the new Bear Scare.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:24 PM (Pqytn)

66 The Russians, having been thwarted in their attempt to secure a second term for Donald Trump, instead turned their attention to squeezing a short position held by a hedge fund 99% of the world has never heard of.

The problem, of course, is that this is almost too brilliant for its own good. Who else but the Russians could've pulled this off? They gave it away.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

67 >>Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner

His best role was playing the douchebag statutory rapist in Mall Rats. Likely, because it wasn't a real stretch for him.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (BCd/X)

68 Jimmy Kimmel turns every national event into a lefty flashpoint
-----------

That's what he's being paid to do. Just another puppet.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (uEbPt)

69 Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:20 PM (ifmtJ)

Well, that and the alcohol.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 02, 2021 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)

I love bourbon. But I can't imagine loving booze more than a toned, loving, brunette.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)

70 Of course. If it's something that causes any even microscopic discomfort or unhappiness in the ruling class, it was done by Russians or white supremacists. We'll know they're *really* upset when they blame it on white supremacist Russians.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (UZVEt)

71 "Russian disruptors"?

------

Theyre like Klingon disruptors, just less powerful.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

72 By this time next year, the Senate and House Intelligence Committees will be investigating how Russia manufactured and spread coronavirus.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (puu6v)

73 Some of the other sad clowns have moments of humor. I never understood Kimmel though. Even on the Man Show, he was just there. Not doing anything particularly funny.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (6/LtX)

74 I remember when the late shows were for entertainment. Good times.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (QUqEV)

Carson made it through the sixties without being offensive to half his audience. Same with Leno afterward. Although I'd like to blame Letterperv I think cable was mostly where the problem started.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (y7DUB)

75 Also, in another, more just world, Adam Carolla would've been the one to leverage The Man Show into a mainstream gig.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (KbCG3)

76 G'rump928(c),

Nobody wins a Pun War. Except the English majors. And nobody wants that.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (KAd8D)

77 The Russians? Without Trump? Impossible!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (Zmnko)

78
There are few in Hollywood that are scum-cucking pigtrash like Kimmel. OK, maybe Colbert.

Both have ruined late night talk shows forever. Worst of all, they aren't even a bit funny. But what would make me laugh is a tire iron over their smug faces.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (sy5kK)

79 I agree with Ben Shapiro. Sorry. Play with matches - and I've been there myself (forex).

Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (aWeo0)

80 Trump and Putin colluded to send $GME to the moon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (UPoLF)

81 74 I remember when the late shows were for entertainment. Good times.
Posted by: JebPilled at February 02, 2021 01:14 PM (QUqEV)

Carson made it through the sixties without being offensive to half his audience. Same with Leno afterward. Although I'd like to blame Letterperv I think cable was mostly where the problem started.

-------------------------------------------------------

The politicization of comedy can be laid at the feet of one Jon "Stewart."

Posted by: The Truth at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (BD0Jm)

82 >>I love bourbon. But I can't imagine loving booze more than a toned, loving, brunette.

Who knows how to get 2-3 meals out of a Roasted Chicken!

No shit. She was really adorable at one point.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (BCd/X)

83
The only movie I really liked Affleck in was "The Accountant"

Probably because he didnt have to act. Much.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

84 Reminder - after Kimmel did his monologue about his son and healthcare, he started meeting with Schumer to make sure he got the right talking points into his subsequent healthcare rants, er, monolgues.

I would imagine that relationship has continued, and what ever politics he's pushing hard has been worked out with Schumer/the DNC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

85 You really have to watch out for WHITE Russians!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

86 He has one of the, if not, the biggest podcast on earth. Pals around and does shit with Dennis Prager and has a killer collection of cars.

Homeboy has made out alright.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (a8b7P)

87 Both have ruined late night talk shows forever. Worst of all, they aren't even a bit funny. But what would make me laugh is a tire iron over their smug faces.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (sy5kK)

Agreed - these "comedy" shows are just leftist cringe fests with John Oliver and Cobert and Noah essentially auditioning for a CNN commentator spot.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (Z5BUl)

88 But I can't imagine loving booze more than a toned, loving, brunette.

Yeah, you know the saying: for every beautiful woman, there's a man sick of putting up with her shit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (H5knJ)

89 Speaking of drama queens...

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (F0YaR)

90 Carson made it through the sixties without being offensive to half his audience. Same with Leno afterward. Although I'd like to blame Letterperv I think cable was mostly where the problem started.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:26 PM (y7DUB)

I think the pliable ones were "got to". Either to take a heavy payday or for protection from their past. Or both. What happened to late night TV is no coincidence and people don't suddenly decide to be like this on their own.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (uEbPt)

91 This is just part of the internal war over the Reddit guys on the left. One part needs to shut them down because they're all about the greed and the other part views them with dewy-eyed admiration because they embody every revolutionary dream they've ever had after watching Wall Street and Trading Places.

The Dems need to get control over this before it becomes too Cool, but Jimmy Kimmel is perhaps the worst possible person to make things cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

92 He's a toxic male who used to be on an irreverent show called "The Man Show". He also is a racist who did skits in blackface.

But those things were expunged when he got woke
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hdge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:23 PM

Thank you. I'll forget that immediately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (ejd/p)

93 Shapiro is an odious homunculus who sides with powerful billionaires because he's whore of the first order. He laughs at your misfortune while counting his own stacks of cash earned shilling for oligarch goals.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (7cERy)

94 Sure...anger the autists more... we'll be lucky to survive

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (/6GbT)

95 Even on the Man Show, he was just there.

Like I said, it's become very obvious since the show ended that Carolla was the talent and Kimmel wasn't.

There was an episode of Carolla's podcast several years back that I think Ace pointed out where they were discussing rapey songs of the late 60s and early 70s ("Chevy Van", "Young Girl", you know the genre) that was just screamingly funny.

And his observation on "Loveline" that adult women with squeaky little-girl voices have almost always been pedo victims stuck with me.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (6XLoz)

96 Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (aWeo0)

Ben is rubbing their noses in it. He stood up for the hedge funds short selling and shit on WSBs. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (a8b7P)

97 You really have to watch out for WHITE Russians!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

They really do sneak up on you!

Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (U1eOr)

98 Jimmy looks like he sweats when he eats.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (6VHTJ)

99 93 Shapiro is going to regret moving from CA. His insulation to ordinary folks and their opinions is going to be a lot thinner in Nashville, TN.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (pO7gM)

100 Funny how they never accuse anyone of being Chinese assets. I mean, that's pretty funny how that never happens. Almost like China is cutting them big checks. But that couldn't be.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (E+OcO)

101 Jimmy Kimble used to have a fairly good show, but it sure did not take him long to go to sh*t.

Posted by: Vic at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (mpXpK)

102 >>Ben is rubbing their noses in it. He stood up for the hedge funds short selling and shit on WSBs.

Whatever.

All of them have a better chance of fucking his sister's tits and that is where his issues come from.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (BCd/X)

103

Well, boys, I reckon this is it - stock trade combat toe to toe with the Roosskies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

104 But I can't imagine loving booze more than a toned, loving, brunette.

Yeah, you know the saying: for every beautiful woman, there's a man sick of putting up with her shit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (H5knJ)

Everyone has shit. You think any of the strange ass Afflect was tapping instead of his wife (most of whom looked striking like Jennifer Garner) was holy and perfect?

Affleck had what most men would give their left nut for and he pissed it away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

105 Remember when Jimmy Kimmel dumped his wife and children to fuck Sarah Silverman...

I think the number of celebs, male and female, who have not had sex with Sarah Silverman is in the single digits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

106 Kimmel also could only keep place in basketball with Ted Cruz of all people.

Kimmel doesn't tell jokes. He *is* the joke.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (Z5BUl)

107 Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner

His best role was playing the douchebag statutory rapist in Mall Rats. Likely, because it wasn't a real stretch for him.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (BCd/X)

Playing a clueless dimwit who fucked up a great relationship in Chasing Amy was a natural for Ben, although Kevin Smith is really an idiot who manages to cast people well; except for Chris Rock in Dogma, whom he made criminally unfunny in an otherwise terrible movie. My older daughter insisted we see that for which she did severe penance.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (y7DUB)

108 I agree with Ben Shapiro. Sorry. Play with matches - and I've been there myself (forex).
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (aWeo0)

You are wise to side with me. The selfless Wall Street experts make our lives infinitely richer and we should thank them every day.

Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (EpDzw)

109 Trump and Putin colluded to send $GME to the moon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:27 PM (UPoLF)

Putin just got his political opponent sentenced to 2yrs 8mos in Siberia for a probation violation.....He bad.

Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

110 Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (BCd/X)

*chefs kiss*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (a8b7P)

111 When you're a Shill, you're a Shill all the way. From your first cigarette to you're last dying day.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (UQ1wW)

112 You really have to watch out for WHITE Russians!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

They really do sneak up on you!
Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM

*chuckles*

Posted by: Ivan Otteryevich at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (ejd/p)

113 Russians in MAGA hats assaulted AOC.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (P1G83)

114 Ben is rubbing their noses in it. He stood up for the hedge funds short selling and shit on WSBs. Fuck that guy.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:29 PM (a8b7P)
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Gotta direct in-context link?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (aWeo0)

115 All of them have a better chance of fucking his sister's tits and that is where his issues come from.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:30 PM (BCd/X)

That is a good point. One of the biggest 4chan / alt right memes is his sisters tits. So I can see why he does not like those types of people.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (UPoLF)

116 >>>There was an episode of Carolla's podcast several years back that I think Ace pointed out where they were discussing rapey songs of the late 60s and early 70s ("Chevy Van", "Young Girl", you know the genre) that was just screamingly funny.

so many funny bits. He used to do these Pitches for movies with that guy from ESPN, bill something. He always pitches Nick Cage as the lead.

Pedoph Isle was one of them.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (5+1A/)

117
Bens sister DOES have nice tits tho..

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (vJyxI)

118 I thought job number one for comedians is to make people laugh.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

I'm laughing at the fact that he thinks he's relevant. Does that count?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * King Billy was another Orange man bad at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (p73dd)

119 It's corporations being corporationy.

Posted by: Puppet Sean Penn at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (QUqEV)

120 >>Both have ruined late night talk shows forever. Worst of all, they aren't even a bit funny.

And Seth Meyers. Before his late night show, he was the lead writer for SNL, and has been credited with turning SNL into being very politically focused.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

121 You are wise to side with me. The selfless Wall Street experts make our lives infinitely richer and we should thank them every day.
Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (EpDzw)
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I didn't say that and neither did Shapiro in this Tweet. Did he say it elsewhere? Link, please?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (aWeo0)

122 Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (y7DUB)

I generally avoid anything that is an Affleck vehicle but I will admit I enjoyed The Town and The Accountant. The latter more because he did not really have to act and Jon Bernthal fucked up a lot of people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (a8b7P)

123 You really have to watch out for WHITE Russians!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

====================

What's up, babes?

Posted by: Alex Ovechkin at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (mZUr4)

124 63 The Russians are like David Ickes lizard people. They are everywhere and control everything.
you know who else is everywhere?

Posted by: Savoir Faire at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (sGtp+)

125 What happened to Dr Drew tyring to take out Adam Schiff

Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (Xih1H)

126 Bens sister DOES have nice tits tho..
Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:32 PM

That goes without saying.

Posted by: Froederick Frankenstein at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (ejd/p)

127 Putin just got his political opponent sentenced to 2yrs 8mos in Siberia for a probation violation.....He bad.
Posted by: BignJames at February 02, 2021 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

Guy probably shouldnt have violated his probation

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (UPoLF)

128 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (SchxB)

129 Justin Whang gets it

Anytime someone on the left tweets anything, they should be met with derision. Clown them. They were all losers in highschool so they take being laughed at especially hard. It's the one thing that gets to them.

Anytime Kimmel tweets, you respond with blackface picture.

Always make fun of lefty, don't debate them, just clown them.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (bhPL1)

130 Carolla has 10x the comedic ability.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (P1G83)

131 I'm so old I remember when a presidential candidate told his opponent "The 1980s called and want their foreign policy back" for questioning Russia. But I guess we are in the brave new world where #McCarthyWasRight! or something.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Ojki1)

132 Remember how in the 50s-80s there were Soviet spies all through out the government and any number of NGOs and the Democrats called you crazy if you thought that was a problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (qlFIA)

133 My kids are 19 and 15. They know who Norm MacDonald is but not Jimmy Kimmel. So, whose legacy will mean more?

Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (bVhJi)

134 Posted by: Savoir Faire at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (sGtp+)

Aliens?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:35 PM (a8b7P)

135 I think it's envy. Russian oligarchs really know how to oligarch.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:35 PM (Pqytn)

136 Affleck had what most men would give their left nut for and he pissed it away.

Garner married him. That error in judgment might suggest that she's less than perfect.

Garner's attractive (though I think that sums it up really). But being attractive is not a universal solvent.

I'm not going to invest a lot in defending one spouse against another when a Hollywood marriage implodes. It's too hard to see inside the black box that is a marriage, and Hollyweirdos usually suck in general.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2021 01:35 PM (H5knJ)

137 Josh Jordan is a shrill little bitch who's greatest contribution to the Right has been "teeheehee told ya so, Trumpkins!"

He is a sentient vagina stuffed with equal parts soy and hurt feelings. He makes Seth Mandel look like Sammy The Bull Gravano.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (iE1wq)

138 Sarah Silverman is just about 50 yo and is starting to show it. She had a good run but the wall is in view.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (P1G83)

139 Given the tension and anxiety i would think this would be a great for people who know how to make other people laugh.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (lgiXo)

140 Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Ojki1)

Nothing but an eternal present where the Party is always right.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (uEbPt)

141 132 Remember how in the 50s-80s there were Soviet spies all through out the government and any number of NGOs and the Democrats called you crazy if you thought that was a problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:3

I have no idea what you are talking about

Posted by: Alger Hiss at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (MYL08)

142 86 He has one of the, if not, the biggest podcast on earth. Pals around and does shit with Dennis Prager and has a killer collection of cars.

Homeboy has made out alright.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:28 PM (a8b7P)

Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

143 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (SchxB)

Yeah, how would the CCP benefit from that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

144 But I guess we are in the brave new world where #McCarthyWasRight! or something.
Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Ojki1)

Well? He was right.

Posted by: William Munny at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (z79tQ)

145 How is Twitter still a thing, and why hasn't some smart computer savvy group disabled its servers by now?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (VWp7G)

146 you know who else is everywhere?
Posted by: Savoir Faire at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM

Take a bow, you got a twofer:

- Coffee through the nose

- Earworm

Posted by: Bert G at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (sAW0o)

147 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2021 01:35 PM (H5knJ)

All good points. Sometimes thinking with our dicks is easier than getting into the minutia.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (a8b7P)

148 Forgive me if this has already been asked and answered...

What is a Jimmy Kimmel?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (Vxu+H)

149 133 My kids are 19 and 15. They know who Norm MacDonald is but not Jimmy Kimmel. So, whose legacy will mean more?
Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (bVhJi)

Norm Macdonald is one of the funniest people to ever live. I dont think anyone would put jimmy kimmel in that category. He is a fake comedian whose job is to sell propaganda to idiots go get their news from late night tv.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (UPoLF)

150 Cannot remember if was said here or elsewhere. But another lame woke quote by Seth Rogen was posted recently. A commenter wisely pointed out that a lot of these comedians/actors cannot actually be this woke. But they have to pretend to be, because of their past unwoke skits, schtick, or roles. They are terrified of being canceled, their lifelong career ruined in one aggressive Twitter witch hunt. So the ultra woke platitude life it is. Selling their soul a bit each day so the woke mob is pacified.

Posted by: LizLem at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (J21xx)

151 133 My kids are 19 and 15. They know who Norm MacDonald is but not Jimmy Kimmel. So, whose legacy will mean more?
Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (bVhJi)

Now that's good parenting.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (KbCG3)

152 I didn't say that and neither did Shapiro in this Tweet. Did he say it elsewhere? Link, please?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (aWeo0)

Anger at me is the path to populism. Calm yourself and feel the power of unfettered capitalism. Only then can you achieve true knowledge of facts and logic.

Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)

153 128 Blanco,
Oligarchies always has to have an enemy, whether domestic or foreign to focus public discontent away from the oligarchy's policies. The basic idea is that war whether cold or hot forces people to choose a side and most side with government by default because civil wars or losing to foreign enemies is fundamentally unpopular.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (pO7gM)

154 Putin steals election in the open. Democrats pretend we have fair elections. I respect Putin for his honesty at least.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (P1G83)

155 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.

I'm not so sure. Kimmel may get paid more but I doubt his ratings and viewer numbers are bigger than Carolla's podcast numbers which are shockingly vast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

156 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

All it takes is selling your soul.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (uEbPt)

157 We hedge fund managers are more responsible, honest, and moral than any retail investor ever could be. Leave it to the pros, people.

Posted by: Jon Corzine - I swear I don't know where the $1.2 billion is at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (nakwk)

158 What won't those devious Russians do? And, the thing is, we don't know if it is being done by Americans of Russian ancestry right here in the US. We probably should have a discussion about marking any ethnic Russians with some type of symbol so they can be readily identified. We don't want any unsuspecting Americans to be taken by their deviousness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (dNzKv)

159 Sure...anger the autists more... we'll be lucky to survive
Posted by: A dude in MI

Sure wouldn't mind if they rooted around in little boy Ben's closet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * does 4chan have a GoFundMe acct? at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (p73dd)

160 LOL
Everything is Russia Russia Russia and yet our most implacable enemy now a days is the chicoms...and yet these left fuckin idiots don't get it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (85Gof)

161 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (arJlL)

162 Russians huh?

Let's look at the threat spectrum though GDP.

US GDP: 21.43 Trillion
China GDP: 14.6 Trillion
NY State GDP: 1.875 Trillion
Russia GDP: 1.65 Trillion

All I'm going to say is that Russia really knows how to stretch a ruble.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (3k74F)

163 Sarah Silverman is just about 50 yo and is starting to show it. She had a good run but the wall is in view.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (P1G83)

In the rear view mirror. I guess that's still in view.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (z79tQ)

164 One of my favorite Adam Carolla lines was in reference to some chick-flick movie. Maybe Bridges of Madison County? Anyway, he something like "I wouldn't watch that movie even if it was was be shown on Selma Hayek's back while I was riding her like a banshee"

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (mZUr4)

165 My tablet isn't picking up the new threads, very strange

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (Cxk7w)

166 On today's episode of "That Aged Like Milk," we step into the time machine and return to June 21, 2020.

@ProjectLincoln
Lincoln doesn't know much about K-Pop stans or TikTok Teens.
But I welcome them to this great cause, and want to understand more.

If you stan K-Pop or are a teen on TikTok and want to help - or if you can explain this phenemon to me - please contact @ProjectLincoln ASAP.

tinyurl.com/5a35qjnl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (UZVEt)

167 Emehrgancy! Everybody to get from (wall) street!

Posted by: Russian Disruptors at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

168 Norm Macdonald is one of the funniest people to ever live.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (UPoLF)

QFT

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (uEbPt)

169 LOL

Everything is Russia Russia Russia and yet our most implacable enemy
now a days is the chicoms...and yet these left fuckin idiots don't get
it?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (85Gof)

============================
They get the paychecks.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (Pqytn)

170 150 Cannot remember if was said here or elsewhere. But another lame woke quote by Seth Rogen was posted recently. A commenter wisely pointed out that a lot of these comedians/actors cannot actually be this woke. But they have to pretend to be, because of their past unwoke skits, schtick, or roles. They are terrified of being canceled, their lifelong career ruined in one aggressive Twitter witch hunt. So the ultra woke platitude life it is. Selling their soul a bit each day so the woke mob is pacified.
Posted by: LizLem at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (J21xx)

The only thing I think I have seen of Seth Rogan's work is Green Hornet, and he should be eternally flogged just for that film.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (Ojki1)

171 Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow became "woke" the second there was talk of "Knocked Up" being, as they say, "a problematic film". Literally overnight.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (AD3JT)

172
Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

If Putin were to officially declare Russia to be communist and call it the Soviet Union then the left would love them, maybe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

173 Russian Disruptors? Is that like Klingon Disruptors?

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (gmo/4)

174 My kids are 19 and 15. They know who Norm MacDonald is but not Jimmy Kimmel. So, whose legacy will mean more?
Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (bVhJi)
++++
Norm MacDonald's comedy legacy is going to outlast virtually anyone's. He's up there with Don Rickles and Jonathan Winters and the true greats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (UZVEt)

175 Jimmy Kimmel touched me in my no-no spot!

Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (SWbVS)

176 Everything is Russia Russia Russia and yet our most implacable enemy now a days is the chicoms...and yet these left fuckin idiots don't get it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (85Gof)

It's been projection from jump. A lot of us said it at the beginning.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (uEbPt)

177 i linked Pedoph Isle in the sidebar. It's an amazing pitch. Best unproduced screenplay in hollywood.

Posted by: ace at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (5+1A/)

178 Another bit with Carolla and Norm Macdonald roasting Kenny Rogers songs, coward of the county and I forget the other one. Hilarious.

Posted by: JebPilled at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (QUqEV)

179 Those people can't let go of Russia because China will fall into the open space.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (Cxk7w)

180 Anger at me is the path to populism. Calm yourself and feel the power of unfettered capitalism. Only then can you achieve true knowledge of facts and logic.
Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM (EpDzw)
-
It that a quote? What's it from? Again, gotta link or are you running on empty?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (aWeo0)

181 156 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

All it takes is selling your soul.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (uEbPt)

Looking at Kimmel he wasn't going to use it for anything anyway, so I guess making some scratch now at least gets him something out of the deal.

Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (Ojki1)

182 142 Kimmel is on a dying platform (network and cable tv) always subject to Devil Mouse diktats, Carolla is on his own platform, does his own thing, and podcasts are a rising thing for younger audiences.

Both have more than enough money to keep a roof over their head. Success is measured in more ways than what the lying media indicates.

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (pO7gM)

183 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?

After a couple of high profile cases of gay couples in America adopting and sexually abusing Russian adoptees Putin stopped allowing it, along with generally clamping down on "gay rights"
That's the moment at which the left decided Putin was the worst person in the world (well, besides Trump).

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (qlFIA)

184 I generally avoid anything that is an Affleck vehicle but I will admit I enjoyed The Town and The Accountant. The latter more because he did not really have to act and Jon Bernthal fucked up a lot of people.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM (a8b7P)

I enjoyed Argo; that it was maybe half true surely helped.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (y7DUB)

185 Adam Carolla owns a $4m Porsche that he bought because it was owned by Paul Newman. Id say he did OK for himself post Kimmel partnership.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (P1G83)

186 I like to have my sex dolls in cock fights. Robot on robot. One looks like Aoc with metal teeth and one looks like Sara Silverman with lizard eyes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (Fuw/d)

187 Everybody I don't like is a Russian disruptor, saboteur, or wrecker!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (VVEnO)

188 The only thing I think I have seen of Seth Rogan's work is Green Hornet, and he should be eternally flogged just for that film.

Yeah when people ask if its just or good for God to put people in hell for eternity, that kind of thing is good to bring up for an example of why hell exists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (KZzsI)

189 @128:

Their lizard brains don't go there. Based on what we've seen, all Putin or anyone else has to do is even hint a biological might be lobbed at the Eastern Seaboard and half of the bitches would want to fly him pallets of cash.

The most pathetic aspect is unemployed Millennials living in their parents' basements are defending hedge funds.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 01:42 PM (puu6v)

190 Well that would explain why Affleck fucked up a marriage to a smokeshow like Jennifer Garner

His best role was playing the douchebag statutory rapist in Mall Rats. Likely, because it wasn't a real stretch for him.
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:25 PM (BCd/X)

He was da bomb in "Phantoms", yo!

Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 01:42 PM (Izzlo)

191 176 Everything is Russia Russia Russia and yet our most implacable enemy now a days is the chicoms...and yet these left fuckin idiots don't get it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (85Gof)

"Our enemy? They've always been kind to me." - Swalwell. Or Biden. Any Biden. Maybe DiFi. Could've been Kemp. Hard to keep up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

192 Ruby Don't Take your Love To Town And Whore It Up

Posted by: x4 at February 02, 2021 01:42 PM (oA+QO)

193 My opinion of Ben Shapiro is even lower now. Didn't know that was possible.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Rz36l)

194 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?

Yeah, how would the CCP benefit from that?
I have some thoughts on that.

Posted by: Skynet at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (kOpft)

195 the Russians Control Everything

Looks at dashcam footage.
Looks at state of world.

Checks plausible box.

Posted by: DaveA at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

196 you know who else is everywhere?
Posted by: Savoir Faire at February 02, 2021 01:33 PM

Take a bow, you got a twofer:

- Coffee through the nose

- Earworm
Posted by: Bert G at February 02, 2021 01:37 PM

We're carbon dating ourselves here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (ejd/p)

197 >>> But I guess we are in the brave new world where #McCarthyWasRight! or something.
Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Ojki1)
Well? He was right.
Posted by: William Munny at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (z79tQ)

History and the great socialist unmasking has proven him right. I think his mistake was targeting Hollywood when he did, instead of just the spooks and the commie swamp in Washington. Hollywood cranked up the propaganda machine to turn the public against his cause, and it worked.

I find it ironic that the Crucible was written as a response to the McCarthy blacklist. And now, in the era of the great Woke blacklist, it is a timelier play than ever.

Posted by: LizLem at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (J21xx)

198
I actually feel sorry for the state of comedy today.

In my day we had Gilda Radner, John Belushi, John Candy, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams.

Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.

Poor bastards.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (vJyxI)

199 Russians again?

Checks calendar...

Yep, its Tuesday.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Vxu+H)

200 Gollum didn't serve or defend anybody but himself, technically speaking. You know, not to be that guy but if you want to use LOTR references...

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (Dc5Qe)

201 Well, that's it! Nukuclar combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (gmo/4)

202 That's the moment at which the left decided Putin was the worst person in the world

Yeah they were okay with his brutally crushing opposition, murdering rivals for power, and running Russia like a mob operation, but once he said anything against Teh Gays, he became satan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

203 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (SchxB)

Nuking American cities ... hmmmm. You mean where all the leftists are concentrated? (ponders)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (c9t1s)

204 185 Adam Carolla owns a $4m Porsche that he bought because it was owned by Paul Newman. Id say he did OK for himself post Kimmel partnership.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (P1G83)

Guys, all I meant is that Carolla doesn't have the mainstream gig of Kimmel.

Basically, imagine Adam Carolla getting to give these monologues nightly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

205 After a couple of high profile cases of gay couples in America adopting and sexually abusing Russian adoptees Putin stopped allowing it, along with generally clamping down on "gay rights"
That's the moment at which the left decided Putin was the worst person in the world (well, besides Trump).
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (qlFIA)

Nah. It was just a convenient way to make the "parties switch" again. Only this time you watched it happen in real time.

The Left doesn't give a miniature everloving fuck about "gay rights" or anything else.

Posted by: ... at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (uEbPt)

206 he Russians Control Everything

Looks at dashcam footage.

Looks at state of world.

Checks plausible box.

Posted by: DaveA at February 02, 2021 01:43 PM (FhXTo)
===========================The state of the world is ... bizarre.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

207
Jeez, does every leftist 'tard lack a "Does that even make sense?" chip?

That was rhetorical, by the way.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2021 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

208 155 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.

I'm not so sure. Kimmel may get paid more but I doubt his ratings and viewer numbers are bigger than Carolla's podcast numbers which are shockingly vast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

Adam Corolla is his own man, successful, good family, financially successful enough to have a garage of fancy old cars, and completely self-made. His activities are his own, as are his successes.

Kimmel is a tool of the UniParty, and like any of those modern court jesters, eats ass on command. And likes it. He has the spine of an earthworm.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:45 PM (sy5kK)

209 But I guess we are in the brave new world where #McCarthyWasRight! or something.
Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2021 01:34 PM (Ojki1)
Well? He was right.
Posted by: William Munny at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (z79tQ)

No, he wasn't.

He was an optimist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 01:45 PM (c9t1s)

210 >If you stan K-Pop or are a teen on TikTok and want to help - or if you can explain this phenemon to me - please contact @ProjectLincoln ASAP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2021 01:39 PM (UZVEt)

OK Groomer

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 02, 2021 01:45 PM (7cERy)

211 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

If Putin were to officially declare Russia to be communist and call it the Soviet Union then the left would love them, maybe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

Putin isn't a good guy. However, he ended the Russian oligarchs' reign which cut off the spigot for a lot of neocon/leftist grift. Add in that some segment still hears the Cossacks riding across the steppes and you have an enduring hatred.

Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (C35Jn)

212 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?

The American ruling class needs to focus the public on an enemy that can be conveniently handled. Plus - slapping Russia conveniently hurts one of China's most dangerous enemies. The Ruling Class is betting that a good hot war with the Russians will send a thrill up the legs of all the Lee Greenwood Republicans.

What ? Is that disdain in my voice ? Why yes. It most certainly is.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (oBJsb)

213 It's notable just how blatant they are about it. Not even trying to hide the fact they are speaking power to truth.

And that, more than anything I can think of, shows that, whatever they say, the absolutely believe they stole the election, and can do so again when they want.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (7X3UV)

214 Regardless of whether you agree with him on the WallStreetBets guys*, the thing about Ben shapiro is: he always sides with the Left when it counts. Some GOP politicians says something controversal, Trump slams Pelosi, some conservative personality is deplatformed, whatever, he is always the fist in line to wag his finger at them and lecture on civility blah blah blah.

*Hey, looking at the name of this 12 year reddit group, WallStreetBets, it sure looks like they understand that their 'stonk' actiities are like gambling, which invariably includes losing on some stocks. They don't need ol' Ben to educate them on the risks of investing. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (bDqIh)

215 Garner married him. That error in judgment might suggest that she's less than perfect.

Garner's attractive (though I think that sums it up really). But being attractive is not a universal solvent.

I'm not going to invest a lot in defending one spouse against another when a Hollywood marriage implodes. It's too hard to see inside the black box that is a marriage, and Hollyweirdos usually suck in general.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2021 01:35 PM (H5knJ)

I used to have a major Sydney Bristow crush but I think Garner has a Hanks like ability to choose roles that make her look more likeable and intelligent than she really is.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (y7DUB)

216 "Russians" are the 21st century witches.

When ever the milk sours, it was the Russians.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (oLMmR)

217 171 Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow became "woke" the second there was talk of "Knocked Up" being, as they say, "a problematic film". Literally overnight.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (AD3JT)

I remember before that Seth Rogan saying something like "we make very filthy, very right-wing movies"

Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (Izzlo)

218 And yeah, Putin's not a good guy - but he is a run of the mill paternal autocrat of the traditional European sort.

He's not the Soviets and he's not the PRC. On the list of overseas problems he's not in the top ten (why hello there China!).

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:46 PM (qlFIA)

219 I actually feel sorry for the state of comedy today.

In my day we had Gilda Radner, John Belushi, John Candy, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams.

Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.

Poor bastards.

Posted by: fixerupper
- - - - - - - - - - -
Bill Burr is hilarious and he gives zero fucks about PC

Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Rz36l)

220 From last thread . . .

Sharkman- what model?

Posted by: Skip

Traditions Kentucky Flintlock Rifle. Very basic.

My next buy will be a Pennsylvania Flintlock custom made by either David Price or Judson Brennan.

Take my money!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (r90Sf)

221 Flash! It's a bomb, Johnny! Duck and cover!

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

222 What could be more pathetic than being a Little Benny Shapiro stan? FFS, have some self respect.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (7cERy)

223 The Left doesn't want a war with Russia.
Russia is the squirrel they want you to keep watching.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Cxk7w)

224 If you stan K-Pop or are a teen on TikTok and want to help - or if you can explain this phenemon to me - please contact @ProjectLincoln ASAP

This slides from "kind of pathetic attempt by old people to get teens to help be cool" to "trolling for nubile boys" in the light of recent revelations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

225 197
My classroom is right between two English teachers. One is teaching the Crucible right now. The other has a Smartboard that has as a screensaver a picture of McCarthy that says "McCarthy was right."
LOL! I am just teaching Chaucer and minding my own bidness.

Posted by: jmel at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (bVhJi)

226 Imagine if Carthage had won the Punic Wars.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Well, they sacrificed babies to Ba'al so pretty much the same I guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (VVEnO)

227 seth rogen is a self hating Jew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (85Gof)

228 Fatass TV Clown Jimmy Kimmel Claims That WallStreetBets Redditors are "Russian Disruptors"

That asshoe wouldn't know what yebat' tebya* meant if the dude saying it was reaking of stale vodka and cigarettes, wearing a traditional horizontal blue & white t-shirt.

*yebat' tebya = fuck you

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (VcFUs)

229 I know when I think reddit. I think Russians, and not "left wing circle jerk." Totally.

Posted by: brak at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (GV8+D)

230 I'm pretty sure this is about the transgender track person we saw yesterday in that video....
This tweet is from 2019:

@Adam4d

2016: Craig Telfer is ranked 200th
2017: Craig Telfer is ranked 390th
2018: Craig Telfer 'transitions to female'
2019: CeCe Telfer is national champion

https://tinyurl.com/yy5ynx92
Link in tweet to a good article too.

Posted by: Tami at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (cF8AT)

231 it was clear watching it (as I cringed) that Kimmel knows absolutely nothing about markets, high finance, and the plumbing behind markets. He has his people do that---btw the writers that tried to write the joke around it were just as stupid.

Posted by: jeff at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (J2JqR)

232 And Russians military is just a ghost of itself from the Soviet hay days. They couldn't win taking on Italy's military yet we're supposed to believe they're a threat to us?

Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (qH6FZ)

233 The russians don't control everything. Glances over at Ace's jewish weather machine...

Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

234 Pretty sure the K-pop/boy band thing is yet another manifestation of the elites' preoccupation with underage boys.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (qlFIA)

235 The Left in the US does not want a "hot" war with anyone except with Americans with whom they both disagree and detest. Nukes and biologicals are tough to control once they are launched. Above all, they want a safe games, games over which they have complete control. The first question they ask before plans and action is "Is it safe?"

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

236 Hey Jimmy! Right now the Russians are dorking your wife in her squeekhole.

Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (SWbVS)

237 This is all going exactly as I thought it would. The left is over reaching and on track to piss off the entire country before the first 100 days in power. The enemy has already begun to turn on and devour each other. The resistance is taking shape pretty much as I thought it would, with individual state and local governments in flat out rebellion and refusing to follow orders from the federal lunatic asylum. The icing on that cake is when groups of states start officially banding together in that resistance, which is a certainty I think in the very near future. Yep, I don't feel nearly as bad about this I did a month ago. Grab your popcorn.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (Dc5Qe)

238 Nuking American cities ... hmmmm. You mean where all the leftists are concentrated? (ponders)

That's what I was getting at. I know they hate us, but why do they want to exterminate their own voter base?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (SchxB)

239 Adam Carolla owns a $4m Porsche that he bought because it was owned by Paul Newman. Id say he did OK for himself post Kimmel partnership.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (P1G83)

Guys, all I meant is that Carolla doesn't have the mainstream gig of Kimmel.

Basically, imagine Adam Carolla getting to give these monologues nightly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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I think he makes money on his podcast thingy and probably gets more engagement that Kimmel. But to be honest, I don't care enough to look up the ratings.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (H9sEK)

240 Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.

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Take my wife. Please!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (VVEnO)

241 Hey Jimmy! Right now the Russians are dorking your wife in her squeekhole.
I hope they made a reservation for that. Her regulars get mighty pissed when people jump in line.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (qlFIA)

242 Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow became "woke" the second there was talk of "Knocked Up" being, as they say, "a problematic film". Literally overnight.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2021 01:40 PM (AD3JT)

Oy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (c9t1s)

243 Bill Burr is hilarious and he gives zero fucks about PC
Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Rz36l)

=================

He is very funny indeed!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (mZUr4)

244 It that a quote? What's it from? Again, gotta link or are you running on empty?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 02, 2021 01:41 PM (aWeo0)

Enlightenment is only found in the journey. The Internet is forever. Seek and ye shall find.

Posted by: Benji at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (EpDzw)

245 That's what I was getting at. I know they hate us, but why do they want to exterminate their own voter base?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (SchxB)
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Being dead won't stop them from voting.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (xqRaG)

246 The Left doesn't want a war with Russia. Russia is the squirrel they want you to keep watching.
The need a war with somebody. They don't seem quite ready to have one at home. And I don't think they're ballsy enough to start anything with Israel - yet.

That leaves Russia.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (oBJsb)

247 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

Is that true? My impression of late night comedy is the numbers have been dropping for years. I would not be surprised if Carolla actually reaches more people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 02, 2021 01:51 PM (wGeit)

248 Guys, all I meant is that Carolla doesn't have the mainstream gig of Kimmel.

Basically, imagine Adam Carolla getting to give these monologues nightly.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

But why would Adam want to take such a severe hit in the ratings by doing the Kimmel show?
Literally millions more people listen to Corolla on his podcast, than watch ABC and Kimmel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:51 PM (sy5kK)

249 Being dead won't stop them from voting.

D'oh! Of course, convert them to reliable D voters.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:51 PM (SchxB)

250 Pretty sure the K-pop/boy band thing is yet another manifestation of the elites' preoccupation with underage boys.
===
TBF the people buying those records and tickets are young girls. But that does not disprove your hypothesis.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:51 PM (30NFr)

251 Bill Burr is hilarious and he gives zero fucks about PC

He is very funny, but he always hedges his bets every time to make sure everyone knows "I hate white men too". I mean I know why he does it, but it feels kind of cowardly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

252 he icing on that cake is when groups of states start officially banding
together in that resistance, which is a certainty I think in the very
near future.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (Dc5Qe)
- - - - - - -

Texit is gaining momentum. Do any Texas morons have an idea if the movement is viable or not?

Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (Rz36l)

253 One of my worries with Myanmar is it is exactly the kind of war the left/GOPe could sign up for.

You could get plenty of grift, and a lot of American boys killed, for no benefit to us and no risk to our "brave leaders"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (qlFIA)

254 243 Bill Burr is hilarious and he gives zero fucks about PC
Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 01:47 PM (Rz36l)

=================

He is very funny indeed!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (mZUr4)

Sebastian Maniscalco is good too.

Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (Izzlo)

255 It's also funny the assumption behind this is that if you do something to hurt a hedge fund, it's somehow subversive to the lefty progressive cause. "Party of the working man" and all that.

Posted by: brak at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (GV8+D)

256 2016: Craig Telfer is ranked 200th
2017: Craig Telfer is ranked 390th
2018: Craig Telfer 'transitions to female'
2019: CeCe Telfer is national champion
https://tinyurl.com/yy5ynx92
Link in tweet to a good article too.
Posted by: Tami at February 02, 2021 01:48 PM (cF8AT)
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If *I* were a Div I or II womens sports coach I would recruit and offers scholarships to strictly trans athletes and win a National Championship with a group of freshman.....

.... and Id do it just to illustrate how stupid this is and make the left choke and turn blue on their own bullshit..

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (vJyxI)

257 246 The Left doesn't want a war with Russia. Russia is the squirrel they want you to keep watching.
The need a war with somebody. They don't seem quite ready to have one at home. And I don't think they're ballsy enough to start anything with Israel - yet.

That leaves Russia.
----------------
Heh, Burma just showed up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (UQ1wW)

258
But another lame woke quote by Seth Rogen was posted recently.

He and Ted "I Am AOC's Love God" Cruz got into a slap fight recently.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (pNxlR)

259 All of the world is a stage.

'Conservatives' in media read their scripts no different than lefties do. This seasons episode of America, The Series calls for 'conservatives' to be on the run and defeated. So the 'conservatives' on stage acquiesce and collapse to put on a public passion play to demoralize you.

They are, for the most part, paycheck fame whores. By my estimates, 92% of 'conservatives' are straight grifters.

You folks and the folks you meet in everyday society bagging groceries or cleaning toilets have more deeply held convictions than anyone on television or in DC.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (nN1Di)

260 Idle question: Why would anyone driving a Jaguar be shopping at Dollar General?

Never mind. It's not as though Macy's is handy.

Posted by: creeper at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (XxJt1)

261 Sebastian Maniscalco is good too.
Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (Izzlo)

==============

Noted for later. Thanks!!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (mZUr4)

262 I love seeing the hedge funds and shorts get dicked on GME but I don't think it's heretical to say someone who bought at 450 also got dicked. With its assets, infrastructure, etc it wasnt worth 4 a share to start with, but sure as hell isnt worth 300-500. Hype and pumps go both ways

Posted by: r/wallstreetdeeznuts at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (MY15k)

263 247 Not saying he hasn't enjoyed immense success but Kimmel undoubtedly has the bigger platform.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

Is that true? My impression of late night comedy is the numbers have been dropping for years. I would not be surprised if Carolla actually reaches more people.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 02, 2021 01:51 PM (wGeit)

Just checking YouTube subscribers:

Carolla - 146K
Kimmel - 17.7M

That's a pretty big difference.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

264 If *I* were a Div I or II womens sports coach I would recruit and offers scholarships to strictly trans athletes and win a National Championship with a group of freshman.....

.... and Id do it just to illustrate how stupid this is and make the left choke and turn blue on their own bullshit..
Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (vJyxI)

******

The am trans?

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (HBEnm)

265 Maybe the global reset requires WWIII.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (dNzKv)

266 Idle question: Why would anyone driving a Jaguar be shopping at Dollar General?

Never mind. It's not as though Macy's is handy.

Spent all their cash on breakfast at Tiffany's?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (SchxB)

267 "90% of everything is crap"
--Sturgeon's law

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

268 But that does not disprove your hypothesis.

The only reason I'm even aware of K-pop is every so often a bunch of middle aged lefties starting posting K-pop gifs to "burn" some conservative or other on twitter.

It makes no sense on its face - I mean why not Mexican rap or Lithuanian folk? Except....they are posting a bunch of pretty boys dancing around...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (qlFIA)

269 Kimmel has a bigger what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (85Gof)

270 Being dead won't stop them from voting.

=============================Dominion machines are utterly reliable. They never complain, never explain, and will work for peanuts.

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Pqytn)

271 246 The Left doesn't want a war with Russia. Russia is the squirrel they want you to keep watching.
The need a war with somebody. They don't seem quite ready to have one at home. And I don't think they're ballsy enough to start anything with Israel - yet.

That leaves Russia.
Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 01:50 PM (oBJsb)

The Babylon Bee's Top 12 countries Biden will invade instead of Myanmar
https://tinyurl.com/11gv0fl3

Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (Izzlo)

272 One of my worries with Myanmar is it is exactly the kind of war the left/GOPe could sign up for.

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A coup or not a coup
That is the question
Joe will decide
On handlers' suggestion
Myanmar Shave!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (VVEnO)

273 Heh, Burma just showed up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2021 01:52 PM (UQ1wW)

Now that's a damn good point. And my quick look at a map says Burma is another neighbor of China. Fabulous, lets get our kids killed pacifying somebody for the ChiComs. Maybe we can all run out and buy a war bond.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (oBJsb)

274 Just checking YouTube subscribers:

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Before or after the de throttling.....

*eyeroll*

Posted by: fixerupper at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (vJyxI)

275 The need a war with somebody. They don't seem quite ready to have one at home. And I don't think they're ballsy enough to start anything with Israel - yet.

That leaves Russia.
===
the war will be in the middle east

it will involve Russia/Syria etc etc.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (1Pwdq)

276 That's a pretty big difference.

One of these is being heavily surpressed and crushed by Youtube, the other is being promoted... you figure it out.

Podcasts are listened to on other platforms than Youtube.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

277 >>Bill Burr is hilarious and he gives zero fucks about PC

I can watch him do that Sign Language Gorilla Bit forever. Fucking kills me.

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (hHurJ)

278 Not to defend Seth Rogen, but I kind of liked The Green Hornet.... it was stupid and pointless but it knew it. No fucks given.

Posted by: JebPilled at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (QUqEV)

279 @235:

Do they think that deeply, though? Some of the people they are and have been fucking with have extensive first-hand experience with WMD's.Look at that stupid asshole Swalwell with his threats to nuke gun owners. Did he really mean to open that door or is he too pig-thick stupid to grok it?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (puu6v)

280 Kimmel has a bigger what?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (85Gof)

Fupa

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

281 Has Biden EO'd that women be required to sign up for the draft when they turn 18?

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (HBEnm)

282 The Left doesn't want a war with Russia. Russia is the squirrel they want you to keep watching.
The need a war with somebody. They don't seem quite ready to have one at home. And I don't think they're ballsy enough to start anything with Israel - yet.

That leaves Russia.
----------------
Heh, Burma just showed up.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Too close to Chy Na.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (lmYrx)

283 Why does the left want a war with Russia so badly? Do they just want to see American cities nuked that much?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:34

It started when Russia cut off the supply of infants to the USA. Gay couples liked to adopt Russian infants. I guess with an infant they felt more like a couple or something. Then some gay couple left an adopted infant in a car and the infant died. The Russian people were so irate at that incident that they voted to restrict adoption to the USA.

That's exactly when it started.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (N/gDA)

284 Ok, ace is signaling we shouldn't like Ben Shapiro. Is it ok to appreciate his sister?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

285 There are KPop girl bands too and they are cutesy and kinda hot in a disturbing way. Japan and Korea have a serious fixation on "kawaii" culture: cuteness, particularly kid-like cutes with unicorns and little pastel ponies and so on. Mixed with heavy sexuality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

286 Pretty sure the K-pop/boy band thing is yet another manifestation of the elites' preoccupation with underage boys.

Posted by: 18-1

Actually, its a teenage girl thing. My daughter likes that crap. She prefers instrumental music but likes listening to the kpop stuff sometimes.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (Vxu+H)

287 In fairness some Rogan movies are funny. But he's been rewarded way beyond his talent through sheer luck. I don't think he even had to take a turn on the casting couch.

Which must make him feel really short changed in the victimhood hierarchy.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (qlFIA)

288 A comment on the current state of national affairs in a video format. https://m.___ur.com/gallery/PlXlB1K

Posted by: TSgtCiz at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (I1oxk)

289 The Left in the US does not want a "hot" war with anyone except with
Americans with whom they both disagree and detest. Nukes and biologicals
are tough to control once they are launched. Above all, they want a
safe games, games over which they have complete control. The first
question they ask before plans and action is "Is it safe?"

Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (Pqytn)

Even the idea of a hot civil war is silly. And totally unnecessary. Federalism is the remedy for an illegitimate, retarded administration in DC, no secession required. The left let that cat out of the bag with their "sanctuary city" bullshit. If blue cities can flout federal law, Red states can do the same. And if you think one state won't be able to stand alone against Washington, wait till 29 of them band together and do it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (Dc5Qe)

290 The am trans?
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 02, 2021 01:53 PM (HBEnm)
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Is that one of GM's new electric vehicles?

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (xqRaG)

291 267 "90% of everything is crap"
--Sturgeon's law
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

it only takes 1%

Posted by: x4 at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (oA+QO)

292 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Bravo. Bend over and take a bow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (85Gof)

293 "They are, for the most part, paycheck fame whores. By my estimates, 92% of 'conservatives' are straight grifters."

More like 99.9 percent. I can only think of a handful besides ace. Julie Kelly, Jesse Kelly, Rush, Mollie Hemingway and that's about it.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (qH6FZ)

294 The only reason I'm even aware of K-pop is every so often a bunch of middle aged lefties starting posting K-pop gifs to "burn" some conservative or other on twitter.

It makes no sense on its face - I mean why not Mexican rap or Lithuanian folk? Except....they are posting a bunch of pretty boys dancing around...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 02, 2021 01:54 PM (qlFIA)
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There is one other facet to its appeal: it's upbeat and fun and the music videos are usually some kind of acid-fueled technicolor nightmare. Compared to the desultory, slow, nearly monotonic music populating the domestic Top 40 and the boring, desaturated music videos that are usually paired with them, it's pretty wild.

But pretty boys dancing around appeal to young girls, and pretty girls dancing around appeal to young boys. So, that's universal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (UZVEt)

295 Adam Carolla said that Rona kills old and sick people. Therefore Young and healthy people should not be cowering in their homes and go live your lives.

For that he was the mostest worstest person for 24 hours on Twitter. Cuz science!!!

But because he answers to nobody but himself he told twitter to fuck off. That is the freedom that Jimmy Kimmel will never have.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (P1G83)

296 I'm not looking at his @$$ and have no desire to do so, but the rest of him-from what I can see-doesn't indicate that he might have a particularly fat @$$. He seems -metaphorically speaking-to have a fat head, though, and is stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (VP4Cd)

297 Ok, ace is signaling we shouldn't like Ben Shapiro. Is it ok to appreciate his sister?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

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Ace has a sister??

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (mZUr4)

298 cuteness, particularly kid-like cutes with unicorns and little pastel ponies and so on. Mixed with heavy sexuality.

So is it legal to fly to Korean right now? And uh...I want the southern Korea right?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (qlFIA)

299 It started when Russia cut off the supply of infants to the USA. Gay couples liked to adopt Russian infants. I guess with an infant they felt more like a couple or something. Then some gay couple left an adopted infant in a car and the infant died. The Russian people were so irate at that incident that they voted to restrict adoption to the USA.

That's exactly when it started.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (N/gDA)

****

This person gets it. The left went bunny boiler about their old boyfriend at that moment, to the point that they want a nuclear exchange.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (HBEnm)

300 219 I actually feel sorry for the state of comedy today.

In my day we had Gilda Radner, John Belushi, John Candy, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams.

Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.
----
And Robin Williams, Richard Prior, and George Carlin.

Yeah, poor kids these days. What they have to call comedy is pretty sad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (sy5kK)

301 it will involve Russia/Syria etc etc.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (1Pwdq)

I can believe Syria - because it would be equally stupid. Lets take out the Western educated dictator that walks and talks like a Westerner. Fabulous idea. Who knows - maybe the next Muslim Brotherhood can rise up out of the power vacuum again. We are flat out on the wrong side in Syria.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 01:58 PM (oBJsb)

302 31
I may or may not be a Trump supporter but I do know I have PSES -
Post Stolen Election Syndrome.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 01:17 PM (N/gDA)

Which is another part of ASS.
Apocalyptic Stress Syndrome

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 02, 2021 01:58 PM (uc+oy)

303 Look at that stupid asshole Swalwell with his threats to nuke gun owners. Did he really mean to open that door or is he too pig-thick stupid to grok it?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM

Pfft.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 02, 2021 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

304 It started when Russia cut off the supply of infants to the USA. Gay couples liked to adopt Russian infants. I guess with an infant they felt more like a couple or something. Then some gay couple left an adopted infant in a car and the infant died. The Russian people were so irate at that incident that they voted to restrict adoption to the USA.

When you say "gay," do you mean "homosexual?"

Allowing homosexuals to adopt children HAS to be the height of insanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 01:58 PM (c9t1s)

305 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary
Anal swabbing for everyone!
Coronavirus? What? I'm talking about the after parties at work!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 02, 2021 01:59 PM (qlFIA)

306 55 What happened to the SJWs cancelling this ass-clown

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He hates the right people.
What, you thought SJW's operate from some set of principles? Other than psychotic rage that is.

That's adorable.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at February 02, 2021 01:59 PM (d6mdH)

307 There will be no war, civil or foreign.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2021 01:59 PM (OTzUX)

308 284 Ok, ace is signaling we shouldn't like Ben Shapiro. Is it ok to appreciate his sister?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

she's under my desk and is unable to speak right now. i'll ask her when I'm done with her.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 02, 2021 01:59 PM (VcFUs)

309 so lil' Ben sided with the shorts? lol.

Posted by: x4 at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (oA+QO)

310 Maybe for Black History Month Jimmy will do a racist depiction of Frederick Douglass, which he'll never have to answer for.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (HA9Nr)

311 Look at that stupid asshole Swalwell with his threats to nuke gun owners. Did he really mean to open that door or is he too pig-thick stupid to grok it?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (gAFsE)

312 Jimmy Kimmel is 50-some years old. So at least the Millennials aren't responsible for him. Oh, I don't know. You'll find a way.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (zMFmR)

313 "How the Establishment's Gollums and Wormtongues scramble to the defense of their Dark Lords."

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: The Establishment's Renfields at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (H3MF8)

314 Comedy was pretty good up into the 90s, but yeah, nobody can have a sense of humor any more and most of it was exemplified in the 00's. Stand ups would be bombing and just throw out a "BUSH SUCKS!" line and get applause and laughs from drunken big city idiots.

There are few more worthless humans on earth than talk show audiences.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

315 292 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Bravo. Bend over and take a bow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (85Gof)

No need to encourage him on that score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (c9t1s)

316 When the Jag conks out, you roll into Dollar General for electrical tape because Lucas, Prince of Darkness, has struck again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (I58tH)

317 Yeah, poor kids these days. What they have to call comedy is pretty sad.
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Well, I don't have a good sense of today's teens, but they seem a largely humorless bunch. So did the culture/market do that to them, or did they do that to the culture/market?

Posted by: just sayin' at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (1Pwdq)

318 >>Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Hershey Highway Czar

Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (hHurJ)

319 Why do the Brits drink their beer warm ? Because Lucas makes refrigerators too.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (oBJsb)

320 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Bravo. Bend over and take a bow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (85Gof)

86-13 If only we had those two GA Senate seats. It would have been...*running calculator*... 86-13

Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (NJXJJ)

321 TBH, when this whole $GME stuff bubbled up a week ago, I considered it already too late to get in on the bandwagon - late entries *always* get left holding the bag, no matter the motivations of the early adopters, and that's absent the risk of the regulators swooping in and bigfooting everything. Which was an obvious risk a week ago.

Was it a cynical manipulation? I don't know, and it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (fpng3)

322 A few years back, Shapiro was scheduled to speak at Gonzaga in Spokane. There was a huge and cry and his appearance was canceled. My first reaction was, stupid Jesuits. Then I began to wonder if possibly Shapiro helped orchestrate that in a backdoor sort of way to enhance his "conservative " street cred. He never impressed me as even vaguely resembling a conservative. He always came across as opportunist.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * does 4chan have a GoFundMe acct? at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (p73dd)

323 PDT had trouble getting appointments through, yet, resident Biden's communists are given a pass.

It's enough to think the GOP really doesn't like normal Americans.

Nahhhhhh.........

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (WEBkv)

324 For folks wanting to host their own blog on a living room server using Raspberry Pi
Micronetia
tinyurl.com/35c437eq

Posted by: whig at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (pO7gM)

325 I actually feel sorry for the state of comedy today.

In my day we had Gilda Radner, John Belushi, John Candy, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams.
Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.----
And Robin Williams, Richard Prior, and George Carlin.
Yeah, poor kids these days. What they have to call comedy is pretty sad.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I've been watching Dave Chappelle on utube.

He's VERY funny !

Posted by: JT at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

326 316 When the Jag conks out, you roll into Dollar General for electrical tape because Lucas, Prince of Darkness, has struck again.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (I58tH)

Prince of Darkness? WTF? At least I had nothing to do with "The Last Jedi"

Posted by: George Lucas at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (Izzlo)

327 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Hershey Highway Czar
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (hHurJ)

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Fits perfectly as alternate lyrics for Deep Purple "I'm a highway star"

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (mZUr4)

328 That's exactly when it started.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 01:56 PM (N/gDA)

I don't think the American left has ever forgiven the Russians for throwing off communism.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (wGeit)

329 86-13 If only we had those two GA Senate seats. It would have been...*running calculator*... 86-13
Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (NJXJJ)

I got another GOPe email today. Apparently, Mitch McConnell is very dissappointed.

Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (gAFsE)

330 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Bravo. Bend over and take a bow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (85Gof)

Odd, I ran the same vote through a Dominion machine and it came back 103-1. I guess DC and PR got statehood.

Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (NJXJJ)

331 Pierre they want a nice long war with a opponent that could be won easily but more like a cat playing with a mouse.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Cxk7w)

332 86-13 If only we had those two GA Senate seats. It would have been...*running calculator*... 86-13
Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (NJXJJ)

We just have to vote harder. If we vote hard enough, the GOP leadership will stand down, and then WE'LL get to run the party !!!

#VoteHarder

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (oBJsb)

333
When you say "gay," do you mean "homosexual?"

Allowing homosexuals to adopt children HAS to be the height of insanity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 01:58 PM

For a while it became quite the thing, for gay/homosexual couples to acquire an infant. Fashionable, you could say. We even had a cob here once who positively gushed at the idea.

Then the Russians pulled the plug and became the enemy of the left.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (N/gDA)

334 @288:

That's the theory but dealing with the Left invariably is dealing with double standards. Their nullification is democracy, ours will be secession.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (puu6v)

335 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Hershey Highway Czar
Posted by: garrett at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (hHurJ)

He sighs, looking longingly at tunnels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (c9t1s)

336 322 A few years back, Shapiro was scheduled to speak at Gonzaga in Spokane. There was a huge and cry and his appearance was canceled. My first reaction was, stupid Jesuits. Then I began to wonder if possibly Shapiro helped orchestrate that in a backdoor sort of way to enhance his "conservative " street cred. He never impressed me as even vaguely resembling a conservative. He always came across as opportunist.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * does 4chan have a GoFundMe acct? at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (p73dd)

Ben is an AIAC - Above It All Conservative. Good for the easy stuff, above the hard stuff.

Phrasing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (KbCG3)

337 Bravo. Bend over and take a bow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (85Gof)
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Who is this Ben Dover of which you speak?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (WEBkv)

338 Prince of Darkness? WTF? At least I had nothing to do with "The Last Jedi"

Posted by: George Lucas at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (Izzlo)

Say my names a, bitch.

Posted by: JarJar Binks, Senator at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (VcFUs)

339 I've been watching Dave Chappelle on utube.

He's VERY funny !
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

================

Look up his Clayton Bigsby sketch from Chappelle's Show

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (mZUr4)

340 Pierre they want a nice long war with a opponent that could be won easily but more like a cat playing with a mouse.
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (Cxk7w)

So you're thinking not Russia because it would be too tough ? Maybe - there's logic to that. What about a proxy war with them ? Say, in Syria, as mentioned earlier ? I could see that.

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (oBJsb)

341 off stupid light & magic failure

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (VcFUs)

342 It confuses me when people post stuff about Biden's* Executive Orders or cabinet appointments. What did you expect? This is like complaining water is wet or the sun rose in the morning.

*and by Biden, I mean the people pulling his strings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

343 Myanmar Shave!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (63Dwl)

344 CNN NOOD

Posted by: josephistan at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

345 Who is this Ben Dover of which you speak?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (WEBkv)

About 30 minutes from the Delaware memorial Bridge

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (85Gof)

346 I don't think the American left has ever forgiven the Russians for throwing off communism.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 02, 2021 02:03 PM (wGeit)

It's not that. It's that Russia is far away, and was long a geopolitical adversary to the Right. The Reds think that they can hijack that animosity for their own ends.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2021 02:05 PM (c9t1s)

347 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Because that the next logical job after mayor of the 4th largest city in Indiana.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2021 02:06 PM (xfb67)

348 Ben is an AIAC - Above It All Conservative. Good for the easy stuff, above the hard stuff.

What about his sister ? Would you consider her "hard stuff" or "easy stuff" ?

*Please oh please oh please be easy stuff*

Posted by: Pierre at February 02, 2021 02:06 PM (oBJsb)

349
I've been watching Dave Chappelle on utube.

He's VERY funny !
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

Chappelle is really funny, but isn't he pretty much done with stand up comedy? I thought he went kinda nuts about 10 years ago, recently came back for a few shows, or a short tour, and then said "no more?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 02:06 PM (sy5kK)

350
Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM (1Pwdq)

I can believe Syria - because it would be equally stupid. Lets take out the Western educated dictator that walks and talks like a Westerner. Fabulous idea. Who knows - maybe the next Muslim Brotherhood can rise up out of the power vacuum again. We are flat out on the wrong side in Syria.
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the genius bar thinks that the middle east needs to be reshuffled and a new regional power created. They will boost Iran. Turkey will put in its two cents, and you will have the conditions precedent for the big one.

Guessing it will start next year. The economy will tank and they will need something to distract so their will be an incitement or predication for war. It will escalate into a complete shit show by 2024. They really don't care however, because they can manufacture whatever votes they need.

Posted by: i read it somewhere at February 02, 2021 02:06 PM (oLMmR)

351 Regarding Kimmell, I don't like what he's shown as his political priorities in recent years, but Adam Carolla thinks very highly of him (of course he would) and his work ethic; which is admittedly quite high. I wish he was more politically aligned with Adam.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 02, 2021 02:07 PM (fpng3)

352 Whatever happened to the dude that knelt on that Floyd George guy?

They saving that verdict for '22?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2021 02:07 PM (nN1Di)

353 There will be no war, civil or foreign.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2021 01:59

What about a few local skirmishes?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Remember Daniel Shay? at February 02, 2021 02:07 PM (p73dd)

354 Honeymooners. Jackie Gleason. Comedy. Jack Benny. Comedy. Jack Benny and Mel Blanc. Comedy. Your name? Si. Is your name Si? Si, it is Si.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 02, 2021 02:08 PM (I58tH)

355 Chappelle is really funny, but isn't he pretty much done with stand up comedy? I thought he went kinda nuts about 10 years ago, recently came back for a few shows, or a short tour, and then said "no more?"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 02:06 PM (sy5kK)

He has a couple of Netflix specials; they're quite good.

He "went nuts" because they fucked him over on his "The Chappelle Show" show, and he quit.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 02, 2021 02:08 PM (fpng3)

356 Who is this Ben Dover of which you speak?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 02, 2021 02:04 PM (WEBkv)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
He's the guy who's giving the Chinese Covid tests.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 02, 2021 02:09 PM (Rz36l)

357 300 219 I actually feel sorry for the state of comedy today.

In my day we had Gilda Radner, John Belushi, John Candy, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams.

Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.

----

And Robin Williams, Richard Prior, and George Carlin.

Yeah, poor kids these days. What they have to call comedy is pretty sad.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (sy5kK)
Don't forget Rodney Dangerfield! One of my ultimate faves!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 02, 2021 02:09 PM (jMEOg)

358 Senate confirms Pete Buttigieg as transportation secretary

Because that the next logical job after mayor of the 4th largest city in Indiana.
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who couldn't even keep the fcukin streets repaired there. Its as if every incompetent democrat in the whole fcukin country is being promoted way beyond their level of competence, all at once.

Posted by: i read it somewhere at February 02, 2021 02:09 PM (/xYH8)

359 >86-13 If only we had those two GA Senate seats. It would have been...*running calculator*... 86-13
Posted by: WiNO at February 02, 2021 02:01 PM (NJXJJ)

This is why I laugh at anyone bitching about the GA Senate elections. Even if you discount fraud, the GOP isn't going to hesitate the Blue Falcon your ass and then shrug and say "vote harder, we can't do anything until we control POTUS, have a supermajority in the House and Senate, and 15 SCOTUS seats, lol".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 02, 2021 02:09 PM (7cERy)

360 Pete Buttigieg's transportation record in South Bend - "Smart Streets" project that basically closed the city for 2 years, Bike lanes, Lime bikes, roundabouts and changing 1 way streets back to 2 way to slow traffic so people can stop at the businesses that no longer exist.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 02, 2021 02:09 PM (xqRaG)

361 Todays kids get Seth Fucking Rogen. And Jonah Goldberg.

----

And Robin Williams, Richard Prior, and George Carlin.

Yeah, poor kids these days. What they have to call comedy is pretty sad.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2021 01:57 PM (sy5kK)
Don't forget Rodney Dangerfield! One of my ultimate faves!
===
Don Rickles

their heads would explode.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 02:10 PM (/xYH8)

362 He "went nuts" because they fucked him over on his "The Chappelle Show" show, and he quit.
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Comedy Central (AT&T) paid him very well to get lost for eight years. Seems there was this Holy Man ascending to the WH that didn't like Dave's routines.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2021 02:10 PM (UQ1wW)

363 322-

That's what has bothered me about Shapiro from the beginning. He all but demands you be in awe of his going to those college campuses to give a speech, when Conservatives have been doing that for years.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2021 02:10 PM (AD3JT)

364 Both of Adam Carolla's movies are better than average. I would actually say very good.

Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 02, 2021 02:11 PM (kwakj)

365 322

They are ALL opportunists. The number 1 goal is self promotion and selling books or whatever. Then there is the wink wink conservatism stuff. Shapiro is just a dbag but he is the embodiment of all conservative inc pundits.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 02:12 PM (P1G83)

366 Idle question: Why would anyone driving a Jaguar be shopping at Dollar General?

Shopping there is how you can afford the car.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2021 02:12 PM (rSndM)

367 She's probably a liberal but the most moron horde bit comedian out there now is Kathleen Madigan.

Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 02, 2021 02:13 PM (kwakj)

368 That's what has bothered me about Shapiro from the beginning. He all but demands you be in awe of his going to those college campuses to give a speech, when Conservatives have been doing that for years.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2021 02:10 PM (AD3JT)
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I admire Dinesh D'Souza. That man has gotten under the skin of campus radicals for a long time.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 02, 2021 02:13 PM (WEBkv)

369 Bidens first scotus pick will get 75 votes to confirm, minimum. But send $100 to Mitch ASAP so he can fight for conservative values and stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 02, 2021 02:15 PM (P1G83)

370 Look at that stupid asshole Swalwell with his
threats to nuke gun owners. Did he really mean to open that door or is
he too pig-thick stupid to grok it?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 02, 2021 01:55 PM

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2021 02:00 PM (gAFsE)

Me rove him long time. Boom boom out rhat rittle brains he have.

Posted by: Fang Fang at February 02, 2021 02:16 PM (gmo/4)

371 If it start to look like the Billionaires are going to start a war with Russia, Putin will have them killed. Russia has few scruples in protecting itself.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)

372 Proxy wars are good as the main protagonists get to stay clean.

Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2021 02:17 PM (Cxk7w)

373 That's what I was getting at. I know they hate us, but why do they want to exterminate their own voter base?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 02, 2021 01:49 PM (SchxB)

That's what we want to know!

Posted by: Inner City Fetuses at February 02, 2021 02:17 PM (uEbPt)

374 If it start to look like the Billionaires are going to start a war with Russia, Putin will have them killed. Russia has few scruples in protecting itself.
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They will use Syria as bait. He'll take the bait.

Posted by: simplemind at February 02, 2021 02:18 PM (vhWcP)

375 If the ChiComs wanted to mess with the U. S. stock market,
they could pull off bankrupting hedge funds. Though, I think they view hedge funds as destroying America already.

"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." - - -
Sun Tzu

Posted by: Russia isn't as smart as the ChiComs at February 02, 2021 02:39 PM (+nWCH)

376 Guy looks like a retard. Sorry.

Posted by: Mr. Machine at February 02, 2021 02:41 PM (Yv3NM)

377 Job#1 for comedians--making people laugh.

J. Kimmel--still unemployed.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2021 02:58 PM (KATBx)

378 If it start to look like the Billionaires are going to start a war with Russia, Putin will have them killed. Russia has few scruples in protecting itself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)

That's what was so amusing about the several "Russian Poison" scandals in the press, where we somehow knew it was the Ruskies in a flash.

I have confidence that if it were the Russians, it would be hard to find out it was them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2021 05:20 PM (eoQWY)

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