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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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J.J. Sefton:
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Saturday Morning Coffee Tea Break
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Come for the chatter, stay for the education..........
Good morning Morons, Lurkers and everyone in between. Holy crap it's the last Saturday of January. Bloviate. Opine. Discuss whatevs in this open thread. Be nice to the 'ettes. Be kind to one another and for heaven's sake, no running with sharp objects. Have a great weekend!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 30, 2021 08:56 AM (/vNP/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 08:57 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2021 08:57 AM (qH6FZ)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2021 08:57 AM (92GjF)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2021 08:58 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 30, 2021 08:58 AM (/vNP/)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ypmwg2
Who had Chinese Anal Swabs on their bingo card?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (qDSku)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (oxXm8)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ypmwg2
Who had Chinese Anal Swabs on their bingo card?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
This was a topic earlier this week on The ONT.
No joke, no way I let any Chinese crap hit the old poop chute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (Y4HeQ)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (+4EvF)
Does it matter and I bet they are tastefully done if there are some.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2021 09:00 AM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2021 09:01 AM (PiwSw)
Coffee drinker, myself, but Milady's great-aunt Anna lived to be thisclose to 100, subsisting in later years on mostly toasted white bread and tea, although I think it was green tea.
*refreshes coffee, ponders the passage of time*
Posted by: mindful webworker
something old, something new
at January 30, 2021 09:01 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2021 09:01 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:01 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:01 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (u82oZ)
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I volunteer to count so as to not inconvenience anyone else.
I'm thoughtful that way.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (oxXm8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (+4EvF)
I bet 20 she has a panama city buttstache!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:02 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 30, 2021 09:03 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now!
Don't you go off keto during the weekend?
Have at it!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2021 09:04 AM (Rvt88)
She is very attractive. But I gotta know: Is her grandma widowed?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (OX9vb)
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The Smart People are getting closer and closer to admitting that the main route of transmission has always been fecal-oral and masks are pointless because people are nasty as heck.
Wash your hands, folks.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (oxXm8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: qmark at January 30, 2021 09:06 AM (hg6m+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 30, 2021 09:06 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (nxdel)
Probably Jeff Sessions?
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 09:05 AM (ju2Fy)
Sadly, I don't think this metric no longer applies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (F0YaR)
I know. Isn't it wonderful?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (nxdel)
Remember, folks.
Rub hand sanitizer on your anus both before and after pooping.
Plus, our nations toilet paper supply has been secretly contaminated by China.
Best to wipe using a pineapple.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: f'd, clutching a napkin at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (b0ajG)
You had one item that another person and I were looking at. It was very nice. Could have been me.
And prayers for your friend's family and circle of friends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (87oRe)
I thought that story about the jailbird was about some guy in a retirement home.
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (92GjF)
lol.. I don't know. I mean it's not even that expensive. I think it's been forgotten and I can't take it out myself.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Politburo Owners at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (+ldAm)
Another bit of good news. Her Majesty was looking to get her pension money from a previous company. They offered a lump-sum payment in 2016 and when she got the paperwork last month, it was 85% less. Numerous calls to the pension department. Nobody knew anything but nattered on about mortality tables and interest rates and how she should have contacted them when she turned 65.
We sent in all the 2016 paperwork and they called last night to say that yes, they made a mistake and the lump-sum amount was actually slightly higher than in 2016. They're sending new paperwork now.
Not that it was a huge sum of money, but still...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:09 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:09 AM (t22uo)
5 for ten bucks. How soon before I can short my stock sales.....
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2021 09:09 AM (R/m4+)
lol.. I don't know. I mean it's not even that expensive. I think it's been forgotten and I can't take it out myself.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:08 AM (nxdel)
They're waiting for the Biden Bucks!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:10 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 30, 2021 09:10 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2021 09:10 AM (Rvt88)
I do not even know what wine pairs with peanut butter. Eye candy. Just eye candy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:11 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (b0ajG)
*imbibes additional coffee*
Posted by: mindful webworker
my cats don't like the rain
at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
Can't go wrong with a 2021 box wine!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: rhennigantx
You sir, are on a roll this morning. Keep it up!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:13 AM (t22uo)
Is the item still visible for sale in your inventory?
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:13 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:13 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (7ZQe3)
"Real" assets are coming back in favor!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:14 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:14 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2021 09:15 AM (7X3UV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2021 09:15 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:15 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 30, 2021 09:15 AM (2S93K)
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:14 AM (oUcR5)
________
That's OM's job.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2021 09:15 AM (7X3UV)
"Real" assets are coming back in favor!
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But there was no corresponding jump in gold so I guess the "industrial" use of silver might have something to do with it. Or it could just be the next bubble.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: ALH
I know for a fact that many of us Morons have forwarded pics of ourselves to MisHum for such use.
Curious that he has not used them. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (Rvt88)
If I push my arms together real hard I can kind of make cleavage.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (b0ajG)
Salute the Marines.
Posted by: The Voices in Joe Biden's* Head at January 30, 2021 09:17 AM (N/gDA)
If Tea Girl self-identifies as male, would that work?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:17 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:17 AM (oUcR5)
Rub hand sanitizer on your anus both before and after pooping.
Plus, our nations toilet paper supply has been secretly contaminated by China.
Best to wipe using a pineapple.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (S7VTO)
Then use one of those mini flamethrowers they have for creme brulee and go over the area for a hygienic finish. Works great on klingons and 'roids!
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 30, 2021 09:17 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 09:18 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (b0ajG)
I could put on one of those poosh up bras....if they make 'em that big.
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:18 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jo-Jo's Earpiece at January 30, 2021 09:18 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:07 AM (S7VTO)
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Studies were done on municipal water (sewer) plants in NY state that confirmed fecal transmission. This was revealed last summer, but only now they want to bring it up? Anal swabs our latest punishment, what.
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:18 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2021 09:19 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (7ZQe3)
I think it is reddit buying ishares slv.
Also about 2 bux diff between ishares slv and spot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:19 AM (5QBw6)
To be doubly sure, and to save on materials, anal swabs will be followed by the up-your-nose brain swabs, using the same swab...
Posted by: mindful webworker
my cats don't like the rain
at January 30, 2021 09:20 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:20 AM (b0ajG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 09:20 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:20 AM (nxdel)
See folks...
THIS is how science works.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 09:21 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: ALH at amy30655 on Parler at January 30, 2021 09:14 AM (oUcR5)
________
That's OM's job.
Posted by: Eeyore
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zMXg_I7YY0o
Some Scottish backsides ALH. Mel Gibson's prominent amongst them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:21 AM (t22uo)
****
I think you hit on the answer in the statement. Girls will readily acknowledge other girls are pretty. Girls might even enjoy looking at other pretty girls in a completely non-sexual way because pretty things are pretty and nice to look at.
Guys don't do that to other men. Well, 99% of men don't. We can usually begin to acknowledge that another guy is handsome after we turn 29, but we still don't want to look at him for no other reason than that.
Maybe involve guns or cars or something the guys can discuss?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:21 AM (CM8Oa)
What am I signing?
Posted by: The Voices in Joe Biden's* Head at January 30, 2021 09:21 AM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 09:18 AM (+4EvF)
There are multiple games afoot!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 09:21 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: ALH
Like this?
http://bit.ly/manbulge
(SFW pic)
/jk! jk!
Posted by: mindful webworker
my cats don't like the rain
at January 30, 2021 09:23 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2021 09:23 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:23 AM (b0ajG)
We sent in all the 2016 paperwork and they called last night to say that yes, they made a mistake and the lump-sum amount was actually slightly higher than in 2016. They're sending new paperwork now.
Not that it was a huge sum of money, but still...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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It's like the cereal makers and potato chip bags. It's not a lot for that one instance, but if they hold 15% of everyone who asks for 50 years, you're talking real money.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:23 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 30, 2021 09:24 AM (2S93K)
Also about 2 bux diff between ishares slv and spot.
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Spot silver is up 54% in the last year. Something seems fishy and it can't all be Martin Sheen buying it up.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:24 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: The Lone Stranger at January 30, 2021 09:25 AM (b0ajG)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2021 09:25 AM (oUcR5)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:12 AM (b0ajG)
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How about how many dollars tree farmers and cotton farmers lose by not being able to sell their product that is planted specifically for that purpose?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:26 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:26 AM (HaL55)
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Nothing says compassion like "who cares?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Catherine at January 30, 2021 09:27 AM (89Sgd)
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Nothing says compassion like "who cares?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)
At this point what matter does it make!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:27 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:23 AM (b0ajG)
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could you explain exactly how those would be worn? and for how long before changing?
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:28 AM (S1hrL)
Some sellers use it to monitor other seller's items, watch how fast they sell, etc.
Some customers have numerous items in their cart and purchase as their funds allow.
There are popular items from seller that are in 100+ carts.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2021 09:28 AM (sOete)
It is a good day.
Time for chores. May your travels be safe and no swabbing around needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Long Dong Silver at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (7ZQe3)
Chairman/President Xi commands that running dog capitalist Americans must be punished even more.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (HaL55)
Some Scottish backsides ALH. Mel Gibson's prominent amongst them."
********
I believe most of the actors whose backsides are show were Irish.
Posted by: Cosda at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (2MqL2)
https://tinyurl.com/yymtwv89
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (VP4Cd)
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Nothing says compassion like "who cares?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:26 AM (VVEnO)
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"Some people did some things."
"After all this, what does it really matter?"
"It's all covered by insurance."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2021 09:30 AM (EZebt)
Morning Horde.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:30 AM (7Fj9P)
Elastic straps that go around to the front and hook on to your cleat.
Still working on the Lady's model.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:30 AM (b0ajG)
Curious that he has not used them. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (Rvt8
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:31 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 09:31 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (7ZQe3)
Silver is same as about 10 years ago. I think all time high was when Hunt bros tried to take over the markets.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:31 AM (5QBw6)
They need to be changed every hour so we can sell lots of them.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:32 AM (b0ajG)
https://bit.ly/39vroAU
I blame the 1/6 coup attempt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:32 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 09:32 AM (Qpbe1)
****
Biden called Putin and groveled before him, asking if the US could get back into a disadvantaged position in our nuke deals, and Putin agreed.
When a reporter asked Biden "What did you talk to Putin about in your phone call?" Biden replied "You! He sends his best!" and rushed off the stage.
Way to go America. No more mean tweets, I guess, so there's that.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:33 AM (CM8Oa)
Apologies to Zombie for stealing the pic of a gal demonstrating proper mask usage.
Probably NSFW.
http://www.zombietime.com/zombie3357.jpg
Posted by: mindful webworker
of the old, Southern webworker clan
at January 30, 2021 09:33 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 30, 2021 09:34 AM (6Pqz7)
Still working on the Lady's model.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:30 AM (b0ajG)
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A different kind of tampon, perhaps?
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:34 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:34 AM (VP4Cd)
They should try not being old. I understand that helps.
Posted by: Mayor Pete ButtJizz at January 30, 2021 09:34 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2021 09:34 AM (NN4nu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:11 AM (u82oZ)
According to Wine Drinkers Advocate, Chinese Three Penis Wine is your go to for pairing with peanut butter.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (dWwl8)
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I was only half jokingly thinking about melting down my inherited silver. We have A LOT, and it's really beautiful sterling. It's not so much that I'm greedy, it's just that no one appreciates fine place settings any more: crystal, china and sterling. Young couples don't even register for it any more. Stainless flatware seems to be the only thing going.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 30, 2021 09:36 AM (7Fj9P)
Time to rewatch that Hitchcock movie with Joan Sutherland, forget the name.
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:37 AM (S1hrL)
Word is out that you'll need it to survive these bloodsucking Democrats.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:38 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:11 AM
Call me. I'm an expert pairing whines with peanut butter.
Posted by: Jasper at January 30, 2021 09:38 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia '
Damn. So much for that patent. I wonder if "7 Layer Ass Masks" is taken.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:38 AM (b0ajG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:38 AM (lmikk)
If you have physical silver, and you're liquid, you may make a killing.
...a big one.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 30, 2021 09:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 09:39 AM (2BZBZ)
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)
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I'll pay shipping and a reasonable amount for the items. Please don't turn it into clumps.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:39 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: naturalfake
But only the quality stuff made with donkey, dolphin, and dog.
None of that knockoff stuff with walrus or (even worse) seal substituted for the dolphin. All marine mammals are not equal in this area.
If you simply must substitute in a pinch, manatee is marginally acceptable.
Posted by: Mayor Pete ButtJizz at January 30, 2021 09:40 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2021 09:40 AM (zZxh0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:40 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia '
Damn. So much for that patent. I wonder if "7 Layer Ass Masks" is taken.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:38 AM (b0ajG)
You'd have to fight it out with the Taco Bell lawyers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:40 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:41 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:41 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD "
We could work together on an ad campaign!
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:42 AM (b0ajG)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 09:42 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:42 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 09:42 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 30, 2021 09:42 AM (S5OQe)
I'd go with something really grapey.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)
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No, no, no don' do that! depending on the maker and the pattern, you might be able to get a decent price or sell it to me. I use my silver all the time, just for the hell of it cause we're all gonna die.
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (HaL55)
Muscadine
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:44 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 09:44 AM (b0ajG)
One aspect of holding the physical metal is that it's subject to unfortunate boating accidents, in much the same way as guns.
Posted by: Mayor Pete ButtJizz at January 30, 2021 09:44 AM (Qpbe1)
I have had better hangovers. Have reached the point in my life where shakes are a no go.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 09:44 AM (4TNnA)
I'd go with something really grapey.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 09:43 AM (HaL55)
***
A fellow connoisseur.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (CM8Oa)
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I was only half jokingly thinking about melting down my inherited silver. We have A LOT, and it's really beautiful sterling. It's not so much that I'm greedy, it's just that no one appreciates fine place settings any more: crystal, china and sterling. Young couples don't even register for it any more. Stainless flatware seems to be the only thing going.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)
I vaguely recall reading about service and flatware and finding that some items are solid (maybe not 100% pure) and others are "only" silver-plate. You'd probably have to search your particular items to determine which are which, or maybe there's an easy test that you can do at home.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (TK8Ry)
https://bit.ly/39vroAU...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Wow. That is a huge chunk of missing highway! Nobody drove into it, I pray.
We have to drive with faith that the road just beyond our headlights will continue, free of wash-outs, bridge fails, and upthrusts.
Decades ago, heading to OKC on the toll road on a very hot Summer's day, we saw, in the right lane, a chunk of highway upthrust that looked particularly deadly - at least a foot raised. It wasn't upthrust in the direction where a car would launch off like a ski ramp; it was up in the way one might drive into it and rip out your undercarriage, or worse. (Don't know if I described that very well.) We were just fortunate to have been in the left lane.
Back before cell phones - no way to call it in.
Posted by: mindful webworker
getting from here to there
at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 09:46 AM (WENj9)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 09:46 AM (4TNnA)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 09:46 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (TK8Ry)
I think if it's real silver you can bite it and there should be teeth marks.
Don't do this IRL I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (45fpk)
To me, diced potatoes fried in a skillet, sometimes with an onion mixed in, are 'home frIes'.
A potato shredded and cooked on griddle are hash browns.
Leftover mashed potatoes with an egg added and cooked on a griddle are potato cakes.
And I don't know what to call those frozen things that are kinda like a tater tot, but generally shaped into a flat rectangle.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 09:48 AM (4TNnA)
This is NSFW, but seemed... important.
https://tinyurl.com/yxfymytx
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (lmikk)
"Leaked" LOL okay.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:48 AM (gAFsE)
This is NSFW, but seemed... important.
https://tinyurl.com/yxfymytx
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (lmikk)
Interesting that I find partially dressed womens sexier than butt ass naked.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (5QBw6)
6 to 9 inches here. Rev is going to go sleep in his office. Otherwise he'll never make it in time for church tomorrow.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (45fpk)
It's definitely not going to be 100% pure. Pure silver is way too soft to make coins or tableware out of.
Sterling is 925/1000 silver.
Posted by: Mayor Pete ButtJizz at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (Qpbe1)
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Coca-Cola has announced that legal firms must now meet diversity quotas if they wish to represent the company.
"Coke said it will require quarterly reporting about the makeup of legal teams that do work for it and self identify as American Indian, Alaska Native, Asian, Black, women, Hispanic/Latinx, LGBTQ+, Native Hawaiian, Pacific Islander or persons with disabilities," said the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "For those working on new matters for Coke, 'at least 30% of each of billed associate and partner time will be from diverse attorneys, and of such amounts at least half will be from Black attorneys.'"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:47 AM (yFpt5)
What's it say on the box?
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (DMUuz)
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*Giggles in the back of the room with my idiot friends in the 8 th grade*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (45fpk)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:49 AM (5QBw6)
When they're partially dressed, it still leaves something to your imagination. Wrapped present vs unwrapped.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (gAFsE)
https://tinyurl.com/y696gmav
https://tinyurl.com/yxclsz7e
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (lmikk)
****
(fistbump)
Although I'll admit that I still want to see the nekkid.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM
Let's not be hasty here.
Posted by: Count Dracula at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (DMUuz)
You mean like most other ILIs
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (Xih1H)
....
Depends on the company.
I've seen them mostly marketed as hash browns. But I don't think they really are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (yFpt5)
https://tinyurl.com/y6x3p93m
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:48 AM (gAFsE)
'Leaked' for those researchers- like myself- covers a lot of territory. Even those photos or videos a lady has intentionally sent out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:51 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:51 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 09:52 AM (Qpbe1)
Is he preaching at the same church that had been closed or new one?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:52 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: ALH
Like this?
http://bit.ly/manbulge
(SFW pic)
Posted by: mindful webworker
********
Not what I was expecting.lol
The 'ettes hardly ever get any love.
I think I'll start a petition.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 09:52 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:35 AM (7Fj9P)
Antiques Roadshow
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 09:41 AM (AwYPR)
I've considered this for some odd items in my collection... do normal people get in, or only PBS contributors?
>>> 178 replacements.com has an incredible amount of information on silverware and china.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 09:46 AM (2BZBZ)
Thanks!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:51 AM (lmikk)
I think if she drops it intentionally, that's not a 'leak'. But to each his own.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Jean
****
2020, the year everything we knew about epidemiology and viruses stepped back 100 years and we started over with all scientific knowledge because Trump said pussy.
On the bright side, Trump cured the flu, heart disease, and stroke.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 30, 2021 09:54 AM (ftFVW)
Cluster fook in the making. No wonder Coke tastes like shit. Got's them some real MacArthur quality geniuses working there.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:54 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 09:46 AM (2BZBZ)
Thanks, JAS.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2021 09:54 AM (NN4nu)
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (gAFsE)
Thus my point. It is usually a flag for NSFW content. Emily Ratajakowski is a good example. Use leaked with her and you find her actual photo shoots (nude.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (lmikk)
Its largely empty virtue signaling
Posted by: Revenant at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (cOGHc)
Yo!
Posted by: Pakalolo Nanook Antwaan Jackson at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (Qpbe1)
Stainless flatware also comes in weights, so if you buy a heavy set (18/?) they last longer and if not up to purpose, they bend.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (Xih1H)
"Please, please! Don't buy our products!"
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (0GB0t)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Silver is being looked at by the retards. With some solid fundamental arguments.
Wife and I are looking at junk silver coins. Everyone knows what they are.
Posted by: MarkY at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (i022r)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (Xih1H)
"Please, please! Don't buy our products!"
****
And whatever you do don't sue us!
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (CM8Oa)
....
Depends on the company.
I've seen them mostly marketed as hash browns. But I don't think they really are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:50 AM (yFpt5)
They are too hash browns!!
Posted by: McDonaold's at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (TK8Ry)
Fried them up in a cast iron skillet in leftover bacon grease.
I'm am gradually coming to the conclusion that a sweet potato is superior to a regular Russet potato in nearly every application.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:54 AM (t22uo)
That's not diversity you're tasting, that's high fructose corn syrup and chemicals that can dissolve nails.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:52 AM (VP4Cd)
Same old same old. The church is limping along with about 18 people. I'm not sure how long they can keep the doors open. He semi-retired in July, so he only goes into the office one day a week and preaches on Sunday. We moved so it's an hour fifteen commute for him. Which is lovely during snow storms.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (KATBx)
Dick's Hamburgers in Spokane still peels and slices their spuds every morning for their French fries.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (0GB0t)
"He looks like he has a great personality!"
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (lmikk)
An awful lot of small construction businesses are registered under the wife's name.
For some odd reason.
Posted by: Pakalolo Nanook Antwaan Jackson at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (0GB0t)
****
I don't do any social media, but I have one of those dogs. An english pointer. Stunningly gorgeous profile, homely as heck looking straight at you.
Maybe suggest that you bet their dog has a great personality or a fantastic sense of humor?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (CM8Oa)
"""
Silver Eagles are the best most reliable means of holding it. Easily traded
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 09:53 AM (Xih1H)
These are the bestest lawyering peeps ever and I will rule in their favor, because reasons.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #163 at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (0GB0t)
no.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (NN4nu)
For some odd reason.
Posted by: Pakalolo Nanook Antwaan Jackson at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (Qpbe1)
She'll get it in the divorce anyway, might as well make some money off diversity contracts first.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2021 09:57 AM (KATBx)
Odd happenings at the Circle K. I got a completely different interface for tinyurl (betting it was the mobile version) yesterday than today.
Gab has also been, odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
Swabbin' dat ass
Swabbin' dat ass
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 09:31 AM (nakwk)
I ain't gonna swab no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna swab no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her
She's too big for me
She'll knock me down....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (CM8Oa)
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No.
By definition, all babies and brides are beautiful.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (MIKMs)
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Posted by: Ottoman Man at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (0GB0t)
The difference is that gold has very few uses but silver does. Try to run up the price of silver and people will melt down jewelry, coins and flatware. That's what happened to the Hunt Brothers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2021 10:00 AM (mht8P)
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4h9th
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
So, 'Rons... Does someone want to tell them, or should I?
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:00 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 10:00 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (CM8Oa)
Diversity is our strength!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #163 at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 30, 2021 09:54 AM (ftFVW)
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Kevin McCarthy tried that look last fall.
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: fluffy at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 09:56 AM (yFpt5)
Sweet tater fries/chips....good stuff.
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (AwYPR)
That is a long commute. I had one rural church that was that far away. It was on a two point charge-so two small churches. I found the commute lovely but tiring.
I guess unless they decide to close they will stay open till the money runs out?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sir Masks-a-lot at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (b0ajG)
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4h9th
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
Did not look but reminds me of that dude in the JC Penny catalog underwear page with shadow looking like his dick is hanging out.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 30, 2021 09:55 AM (0GB0t)
You can talk about his/her strongest suits. "Those floppy ears crack me up every time." For example.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2021 10:02 AM (NN4nu)
That most men don't look so good in their underwear
or that many male models are gay?Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:02 AM (VP4Cd)
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No.
By definition, all babies and brides are beautiful.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (MIKMs)
Wait, I thought he was talking about dogs. I have not seen too many puppies that are ugly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:02 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Sir Mix a Lot at January 30, 2021 10:03 AM (8k/Um)
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4h9th
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
Maybe a Horde calendar for the 'ettes is in order? Funds to charity like the Horde cookbook?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2021 10:03 AM (D3cJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:01 AM (VP4Cd)
Yep, when the bank balance hits zero, then the property will revert back to the denomination. Although who would buy it from them, I don't know. The town is dead.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:04 AM (45fpk)
He claims not eating organically could lead to an
unpleasant response.
Yeah.... Trust the Plan. smh..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 10:04 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2021 10:03 AM (D3cJf)
A lot of online pictures are copyrighted. Wait, surely you don't mean WE... *looks at rowing machine*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:04 AM (lmikk)
I didn't make an exhaustive search. Didn't look for their d****, jut noted some of their faces and very well oiled abs and muscles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:04 AM (VP4Cd)
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I'm not really sure of the rules but I think I can self identify as a butterfly today and a hawk tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (VVEnO)
I love that the HR women who run Coke have left the 'women' in there as an out. "Any minority or people who are the slight majority in the country."
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (KDCRD)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (CM8Oa)
Would the calendar feature men here who look like that only older? If so, I'll be sure to go to the next Moron Meet Up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:06 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (KDCRD)
Well, they're mostly white women. You wouldn't expect them to leave themselves out, would you?
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:06 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 10:06 AM (CM8Oa)
Find someone who doesn't want to take out their garbage... for a long time.
Posted by: Alice's Restaurant at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (Qpbe1)
I love that the HR women who run Coke have left the 'women' in there as an out. "Any minority or people who are the slight majority in the country."
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (KDCRD)
Yeah, they need to just come up with a euphemism for what they mean 'white, straight, male'. That way they can just say that. Weissergeradermann in the parlance for what they are doing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (lmikk)
Please tell the Rev. I admire his persistency in proclaiming the Gospel. Even old, grouchy people need it
and he may never know what kind of positive effect he's having on them.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (99Nt9)
Why do they call them "bouncing" babies? They sure don't rebound very much.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4h9th
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
***********
Nice, Fen!
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (NpAcC)
......
Our church has a very small congregation, too.
Oddly, the pandemic helped us. All the other churches closed and we stayed open and we gained many new congregants.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 10:06 AM (CM8Oa)
gunz
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cosda
Aye?
*puts on kilt*
*grabs Claymore off wall*
Lads of the green like you are the reason I wear orange on St. Paddy's day.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (t22uo)
Welcome to the Star Chamber.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (RuIsu)
Agree sort of. I find the lip plumping to be more annoying. A lot of these ladies look far better with their normal lips.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (HaL55)
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The elastic collision properties of babies are pretty much nil.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (WENj9)
Swabbin' dat ass
Swabbin' dat ass
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 09:31 AM (nakwk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBeH7n2lGw
For all your swabbing/rubbing needs:
"It's Mighty Crazy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBeH7n2lGw
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (99Nt9)
I have been reliably told that coffee that color is referred to as 'Lutheran Strength'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (lmikk)
Welcome to the Star Chamber.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (jvt6t)
Is that why FAA is canceling their lights?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:10 AM (5QBw6)
Welcome to the Star Chamber.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:08 AM (jvt6t)
Musk is a natural target. Big Balls Ideas are one of the things that have to be destroyed. No one can be allowed to Dream outside the box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:10 AM (lmikk)
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I always wondered if the Groucho look was to distract facial recognition.
When I tried to talk to a banker with painted eyebrows, cute kid and wanted to deal, couldn't do it because I was fascinated by those painted bits. The woman wore no other makeup but the eyebrows.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:10 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 10:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 09:58 AM (DMUuz
*********
No. The women aren't chosen for what they're wearing.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 10:11 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:11 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:07 AM (yFpt5)
That's wonderful! One of the biggest eye-openers for me was how easy it was to close down the churches. Ours included. The elders are still hiding under their beds, even though we've been open since July. I can see how easily it would be to close the churches forever under pressure.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (45fpk)
A thing that seems to be happening is turning old churches into houses or in some places-restaurants. One of the little rural churches I served was bought by the carpenter who lived next door. He was part of a storefront church in a larger town, and they made it into their new sanctuary. That made me happy-He was a very nice man and I'm glad when other Christians buy churches and use them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (4TNnA)
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A two pronged attack, it seems.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:10 AM (lmikk)
Musk needs to find a country that's intelligent enough to let him build the company without fucking with him.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:13 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (4TNnA)
Probably Polish
Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2021 10:13 AM (AwYPR)
That tells me China has not yet been able to crack their password from the outside.
Posted by: China at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (3fR4G)
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Who needs the FAA?
Police in Berlin finally caught a fella who had allegedly been using his own radios to impersonate aviation officials and give aircraft bogus instructions.
"The man is alleged to have made contact with pilots of passenger and transport aircraft, as well as state and federal police helicopters, over the past six months, giving "potentially dangerous" instructions and becoming increasingly professional with his communications. "
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (VVEnO)
I think Bitter Clinger is correct. They will remove the tax exempt status from churches within less than a year and declare the Bible hate speech shortly after that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (mzC78)
There was a short-lived video game back in the Pac-Man era that had firemen with a net catching babies jumping from a burning building.
If you missed, the baby turned into a little angel.
Very controversial at the time.
Now we have games with giblets being shredded with chainsaws and everyone yawns.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2021 10:03 AM (D3cJf)
A lot of online pictures are copyrighted. Wait, surely you don't mean WE... *looks at rowing machine*
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Think, a lot of Ottoman type pictures.
Posted by: dingbat at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (U39us)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:13 AM (5QBw6)
Well, part of that was me stealing your identity and transferring your cash to my Swiss bank account.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (gAFsE)
That's great! We didn't gain many but we gained several because they didn't want to do church online.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (VP4Cd)
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The church of Congress.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:16 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:16 AM (VP4Cd)
Yes - I've seen that too. It must take a lot of work, but I've seen one that's really cute.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:16 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Don at January 30, 2021 10:16 AM (mwDnq)
please remind me to NOT look at my brokerage accounts.
Posted by: rhennigantx
*
Yep. I think part of the Great Reset is to reset the savings and wealth of middle class nobodies.
There can only be rich or poor, the way nature intended.
Posted by: Mr Gray at January 30, 2021 10:16 AM (oxXm8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (Dc2NZ)
I saw Chinese Anal Swabs open for the Butthole Surfers at the Kingdome in '91. The show stunk on ice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (DMUuz)
And while I'm dreaming, I'd like a winning Powerball ticket.
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (gAFsE)
I have been reliably told that coffee that color is referred to as 'Lutheran Strength'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (lmikk)
Why even bother? Waste of water and beans.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (99Nt9)
Sterling silver otoh, has the value of the silver going for it.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (mzC7
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Electric LarryLand
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:18 AM (jvt6t)
the tax exempt status from churches within less than a year and declare
the Bible hate speech shortly after that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (VP4Cd)
Yep.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:18 AM (45fpk)
What credentials does he have? What evidence could he have? This sounds more like leftist agitprop, with the Biden justice department involved, and probably the FBI helping with the PsyOp. They have decided the active Qanons are a useful target, to show White Supremacists are at least half of the 80 million Trump voters. --- Anything that involves "WASPy white heritage" of our founders is deemed White Supremacy ... only submission to globalist "diversity" is holy now.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2021 10:18 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:17 AM (gAFsE)
I always think or say that too- but I never buy a lottery ticket. I have bought maybe 4 or 5 my whole life- just when it gets up to some ridiculous jackpot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:19 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Don at January 30, 2021 10:19 AM (mwDnq)
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4h9th
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 09:59 AM (VP4Cd)
Wow, Fen, nice.....congregation!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 30, 2021 10:19 AM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:19 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM
....
The beautiful thing is that people that hold in their hearts that worshipping together in fellowship tend to be very convicted people.
I've really never had a more transformative time in the church than right now. Only when the Lord came a plucked me up have I had such spiritual growth.
I no longer think 'I don't feel like going to church', I'm actually eager to go. And as that feeling escalated, my desire to mingle with the rest of the world in bars and such diminishes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:20 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:15 AM (sd8p
The Horde is such a great source on so much! Thanks for this.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2021 10:20 AM (NN4nu)
Income tax? ppfft. You only pay taxes on profits. There aren't any profits
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 10:20 AM (2BZBZ)
I bet that means he also had-aside from a call from the Lord-some wonderful preachers and mentors in his life before he decided to enter the ministry:
Here are some encouraging scripture verses for the pastor:
https://tinyurl.com/yyhxzfwh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:20 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:10 AM (lmikk)
Comrades, you cannot be allowed to accomplish anything positive on your own based on your own intrinsic capabilities; otherwise, you might demonstrate that absolute loyalty to the state is not necessary, da!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 10:21 AM (87oRe)
Yeh....what he said.
(What did he say, anyhow?)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 10:21 AM (S7VTO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:14 AM (VP4Cd)
Yep about churches, but I think they'll be selective as to which groups. It will depend on support for transgenderism and abortion.
Posted by: Bullcrap Durham at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (ONvIw)
My FIL (raised Catholic) calls weak coffee "church coffee".
It's not a compliment.
So there's at least some cross-denomination stuff there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (2DOZq)
Praise the Lord!. As a pastor that makes me very happy when I hear that kind of account!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (VP4Cd)
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Don't knock utilitarian. The spoons don't bend in heavy use and the forks don't lose their tines or bend. Restaurant resale -- look for it.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Are we talking about my Exotic Love Vine, or the pics that Fen snapped when she tricked me into looking at the moon, and then the sun, in my underwear ?
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 10:23 AM (arJlL)
At that time we will see whether the offerings and tithes are a fragrant offering to God or a tax write off for the congregants.
He is watching, and He will protect His remnant.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:23 AM (yFpt5)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (MIKMs)
Silverplate still tarnishes. Most resellers steer clear
Posted by: Bullcrap Durham at January 30, 2021 10:23 AM (ONvIw)
https://tinyurl.com/yyhxzfwh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:20 AM (VP4Cd)
Thanks Fen. Love the quote from D.L. Moody. I listen to Moody Radio every day. Moody Bible Institute puts on a Pastor's Appreciation Banquet every year. Of course COVID makes that impossible this year.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:24 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:24 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:24 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 10:25 AM (Xih1H)
LOL. It's not my congregation; It might be the Metropolitan Community Church-which if you don't know of them- used to the outreach to gays church. The youngest man in my congregation is about 62, except for my son. I hope to never see any of them I m not related to in their underwear.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:25 AM (VP4Cd)
It's not a coincidence that Gaylord Fokker's people are in charge and a week later there's anal swabs.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2021 10:25 AM (6XLoz)
Plus, these days, most silver is a 'byproduct' of copper production, and copper is depressed for a number of reasons. Silver isn't a bad asset to have some of right now.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 10:25 AM (DMUuz)
I didnt know there was a Moody Bible radio. Good for them and for putting on a Pastor's appreciation luncheon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:26 AM (VP4Cd)
I expect to see a federal property tax before we're done.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 10:26 AM (Qpbe1)
He also would take pretty much anything metal and surprisingly things like old metal grill accessories and metal chairs are worth something besides getting paid to get rid of stuff.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:26 AM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #9 at January 30, 2021 10:05 AM (CM8Oa)
No.
Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at January 30, 2021 10:26 AM (TK8Ry)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 10:27 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2021 09:16 AM (7ZQe3)
Precious-metal fans have long been saying that silver has been way undervalued versus gold. Maybe the market is taking notice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:27 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 10:27 AM (2BZBZ)
Baby, we already have. Now assume the position.
Posted by: The TSA at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (gAFsE)
Please understand; I do love them in a pastoral way; I just don't think any pastor should be looking at their congregants in their underwear unless you happened to be a sick person who was dying and they had a hospital gown on or something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (sd8p8)
https://___ur.com/a/eeWJlXZ
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:11 AM (5QBw6
That's actually kinda weird. The markets and associated financial entities moved heaven and earth to prop up the stock market to counter Obama's economy-killing policies. I would expect them to protect Resident Biden as well.
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (ofYez)
That's lovely. I am glad for you and the Mrs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 30, 2021 10:29 AM (99Nt9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 10:26 AM (VP4Cd)
Yes, they are online so they can reach the whole country and most of the world. China probably has them blocked I would imagine.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 10:29 AM (45fpk)
Silver has never quite recovered from the advent of digital photography (film used a LOT of silver),
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2021 10:29 AM (Qpbe1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (+4EvF)
Start with water fountains and public transportation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
They got it from the wagon trains.
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Funny to see Blacks Only signs.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Funny to see Blacks Only signs.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
Freedom is racist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:32 AM (lmikk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 10:32 AM (S7VTO)
Start with water fountains and public transportation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Then the lunch counters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 10:32 AM (nakwk)
Start with water fountains and public transportation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
They already have them. The space is called the South Side and the program is called The Rest Of Us Have To Pretend You're Not Massive Racists.
Posted by: The TSA at January 30, 2021 10:33 AM (gAFsE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2021 10:33 AM (S7VTO)
They're not complete and he apparently gave up in 198x. I noticed there are lot of missing half dollars so those must have been hard to find.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 10:33 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2021 10:33 AM (gAFsE)
It is a good day.
Time for chores. May your travels be safe and no swabbing around needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2021 09:29 AM (u82oZ)
There is a song that features a silver mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSIajKGHZRk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM (mzC78)
Second showing at the condo I'm thinking of buying and my son and DIL coming to see it too.
Snowmageddon due here too tomorrow so going to try and get some sun in.
Have a great day everyone.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM (sd8p8)
When the squeeze comes, I figure I'll cash him in for big bucks!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM (dWwl8)
Ford vs Ferrari is a great movie btw.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 10:33 AM (3H9h1)
Post 64 Kennedy half dollars are worth more than face value to collectors. Not much but they are collectible.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:35 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Funny to see Blacks Only signs.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
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My Dad, apart from a short stint in Ohio, grew up in Los Angeles. When he was drafted in WWII, he did Basic in Nirth Dakota and then was shipped down to the Gulf Coast. I emember him telling me how shicking it was to him to see the "White Only" and "Colored Only" drinking fountains when the train stopped in Texas. I suspect he'd have a few choice words about the situation now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (WENj9)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
In some small old towns in the South, at public buildings, you will see 2 smaller bathrooms set aside from bigger ones or 2 water fountains, one higher than the other in close proximity to each other.
In the olden days, those were the "whites only" and "coloreds only" set ups. Instead of remodeling, they were just left as is and spruced up with paint, etc. and the signs removed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (HaL55)
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My kids got the 50-state quarter book type thingies when the mint started the 50-state designs. I think we spent them all.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (MIKMs)
Freedom is racist.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 10:32 AM (lmikk)
We will work hard to remove that racism.
Posted by: Bidet administration at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
Segregation Today Tomorrow and Forever
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:37 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Best Christian radio station in my area. Spokane had a Moody Bible college campus in Spokane but it closed several years ago. They had an aviation program geared at missionaries. A young man from our church graduated in their last class. He's now working for New Tribes Ministries. Had two other young men from our small congregation graduate from Moody's. They are both plastering in some small town churches. Can't say enough about the work that Moody's does.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:37 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:36 AM (MIKMs)
I have a complete set.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:37 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:37 AM (yFpt5)
Ford vs Ferrari is a great movie btw.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM (jvt6t)
Go Chase! 3:30 EST green flag
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:38 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (t22uo)
Start with water fountains and public transportation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:30 AM (5QBw6)
Then the lunch counters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 10:32 AM (nakwk)
Now just think how many of the people who marched to have these done away with will march to separate them again.
Posted by: Bete at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (2DOZq)
Probably covered in tats, as noted, and...those elbows are like double-bitted axe heads.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 10:40 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 10:37 AM (yFpt5)
Look what LBJ did for the nuclear black family!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 10:40 AM (5QBw6)
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Kids water fountains are substantially lower, so I never saw any fountains as racial. Try to use a water fountain as an adult in an elementary school.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:40 AM (MIKMs)
Yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (HaL55)
Adding a voice to this.
Posted by: Bete at January 30, 2021 10:41 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 08:59 AM (+4EvF)
The key question is if she is ginger enough to have freckles, and if she will let you play connect the dots.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 30, 2021 10:41 AM (AUFdM)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2021 10:41 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2021 09:19 AM (5QBw6)
SLV typically represents .93 oz AG.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 30, 2021 10:41 AM (MkuC5)
I kept reading how the Fleetwood Mac album, "Tusk" is some kind of genius masterwork. So, I've been giving it a listen, and-
yeah, I agree. It is pretty much a genius work due mostly to Lindsay Buckingham's production and guitar playing.
The funny thing is how dark the album is for a radio-friendly pop group. Some of sounds like it was recorded in a dungeon It's all about betrayal, things going wrong, anger with very little light. No wonder it failed, however-
perhaps it's got new relevance 43 years later as it sounds like the perfect soundtrack to Our New Biden Era of Unity.
Give it a listen.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:44 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2021 10:44 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at January 30, 2021 10:44 AM (lgiXo)
Yeh....what he said.
(What did he say, anyhow?)
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Left out sammiches
Posted by: dingbat at January 30, 2021 10:45 AM (U39us)
Comrades, you cannot be allowed to accomplish anything positive on your own based on your own intrinsic capabilities; otherwise, you might demonstrate that absolute loyalty to the state is not necessary, da!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 30, 2021 10:21 AM (87oRe
Great definition of socialism/communism.
Everything within the state. Nothing outside the state. And absolutely nothing against the state.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 30, 2021 10:45 AM (Fs5vw)
fountains as racial. Try to use a water fountain as an adult in an
elementary school.
I got my young ass yanked away from so many water fountains whilst growing up in Alabama that one of my arms was longer than the other. I couldn't read yet and it was hot and I was thirsty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (Aashi)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (+4EvF)
I kept reading how the Fleetwood Mac album, "Tusk" is some kind of genius masterwork. So, I've been giving it a listen, and...
Give it a listen.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:44 AM (dWwl
The amount of build up for the release of this album was too much to avoid a backlash that "it wasn't Rumors".
I enjoy the album...
Posted by: browndog at January 30, 2021 10:47 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (+4EvF)
yes.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:47 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 10:48 AM (arJlL)
Now just think how many of the people who marched to have these done away with will march to separate them again.
Posted by: Bete at January 30, 2021 10:39 AM (Ojki1)
Yeah, but it was easy for them, these early civil rights movement folks. They had a purpose, they were actually being oppressed, so they knew what they wanted... to no longer be oppressed!
Our modern minority protesters, they're at a substantial disadvantage, in that they can't define how they're being oppressed, they can't explain to themselves what solutions they are seeking, with any kind of coherence, and nobody who isn't them really takes them seriously. That's gotta be tough on these poor dears.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 10:48 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (+4EvF)
Yes!
Posted by: browndog at January 30, 2021 10:48 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 30, 2021 10:48 AM (uxJPn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxBeH7n2lGw
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:09 AM (dWwl
I got to meet John Hammond when he played a club in Calgary, years ago. Cool dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 10:49 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 30, 2021 10:12 AM (4TNnA)
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I was born in Chicago.
Explains my life, I guess.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2021 10:50 AM (gSAr2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 30, 2021 10:50 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2021 10:41 AM (RuIsu)
Not with communism. It's the same gray desolation on both sides.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 30, 2021 10:51 AM (Fs5vw)
Pastoring, I hate auto cucumber with a white hot passion.
Posted by: Sock Monkey Bwahaha.
There is a considerable overlap between missionary work and aviation engineering. The Evangel 4500 is one of the greatest bush planes ever designed, and was laid out to be kit-built by church support groups.
I think they have one at the Iowa Aviation Museum, which you really ought to take in when you drive out to see the Sprint Car Hall of Fame. I saw them both in one day, and in between caught part of an Alphorn concert. I defy you to find that combination elsewhere on this planet.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2021 10:51 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 10:22 AM (2DOZq
Aye, laddie, 'tis the only way.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 30, 2021 10:51 AM (AUFdM)
Just revealing some of their internal dysfunction as a group. The relationship dynamics in that group make the Beatles and Yoko look like a Tupperware party.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 10:52 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2021 10:28 AM (ofYez)
Even during the dogeater's era there was an initial period where the market tanked, property tanked, businesses failed and our oligarch masters stepped in to feed on the death and decay. Afterwards, the market was made to come back so our masters could properly enjoy their plunder.
They have the same cyclic plan now and anytime in the future until there is nothing left of the world to stuff in their greedy maw.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2021 10:53 AM (J53DX)
I've been promoting that album and the title song for years and have been ridiculed.
Youtube still has the marching band performing. Lotsa fun.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2021 10:54 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 10:46 AM (Aashi)
Then you don't know some of the women I've dated.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 30, 2021 10:55 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 10:56 AM (Aashi)
I know that something wicked this way comes
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 10:57 AM (arJlL)
Even during the dogeater's era there was an initial period where the market tanked, property tanked, businesses failed and our oligarch masters stepped in to feed on the death and decay. Afterwards, the market was made to come back so our masters could properly enjoy their plunder.
They have the same cyclic plan now and anytime in the future until there is nothing left of the world to stuff in their greedy maw.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2021 10:53 AM (J53DX)
The only thrill they'll have left is torture and killing.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 30, 2021 10:59 AM (Fs5vw)
When the squeeze comes, I figure I'll cash him in for big bucks!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2021 10:34 AM
Cannibal Bob will be pleased you've taken his "Invite a friend for dinner" advice to heart.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2021 11:00 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 30, 2021 11:01 AM (2BZBZ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2mbwnqg
Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2021 11:01 AM (kOpft)
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James May from Top Gear did a great short about that story. It may have been in the Grand Tour* episodes. BtW, the jump from Top Gear to Grand Tour is interesting in itself: Jeremy Clarkson, the host/creator of the show is bombastic and worthy of moron status. He got bombed at an event and f'd w/a BBC bigwig. They cancelled his show, and it was a BIG show. He said, screw you, and basically started a much better version of Top Gear called Grand Tour. I recommend.
Posted by: Dana Perino at January 30, 2021 11:02 AM (7Fj9P)
Wise woman, that. Tea is healthier.
Not that any of you are even remotely focused on tea.
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:02 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2021 11:03 AM (gSAr2)
The book "Go Like Hell" is a good read about the Ford vs. Ferrari battle too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 11:04 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jean at January 30, 2021 11:04 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (Cus5s)
Wise woman, that. Tea is healthier.
Not that any of you are even remotely focused on tea.
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:02 AM (XxJt1)
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I'm actually having a cuppa Ear Grey right now!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (WENj9)
Posted by: tbodie at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (OG7NC)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2mbwnqg
Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2021 11:01 AM (kOpft)
And then they will suddenly have rules saying they can sell stock for you if you own less than X number of shares- for your benefit of course, not because they want to please the hedge funds, heaven forbid.
Posted by: Bete at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (Ojki1)
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Have you seen the guy who started that ap? Holy crap! Just looking at him my testosterones dropped 100 pts. I'd love to see it die. Also, what brokerage firm can limit anything like that? The SEC should be up his ass yesterday.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (Aashi)
The only thrill they'll have left is torture and killing
.....
That's my theory in the interactive television shows.
First they let you decide what one of the characters in the show does, something benign. Eat a cake or eat a pie.
Then it's major, should he kiss the girl or break up?
Then it's....what should happen to this character? Live or die?
Then it's....what should happen to this Christian? Lions or chariots?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2021 11:07 AM (IsTEK)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (7Fj9P)
The SEC is trying to save their hedge fund cronies' asses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:07 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (Cus5s)
100 dollar fine and they need to provide 200 intern hours to disadvantaged kids.
Posted by: "Honest" court decision at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Roy at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (Ti+Tv)
So, I will continue to work on the house, as it pleases me, but I will also kick back, and enjoy the scene, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (mzC78)
Tea from the left nip,coffee from the right,ah thanks for the mammaries.
Posted by: Saf at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (/N+d8)
I'm picturingYellen with the same deer in the headlights look that Paulsenhad in 08. Cashed out my contribution portion of my 403(b) Thursday. Enough to buy a new Kawasaki Mule utv. .Not going to let it bleed off in value sitting in a CD like some of my other retirement funds. Mrs. Sock told me to jump in the lake when I suggested we take hers out in a loan.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (t22uo)
Also, to keep it topical, starting to wonder if bringing all my coffee gear for a weeks trip is excessive?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2021 11:08 AM (oQ6Vq)
Morning Horde.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 09:30 AM (7Fj9P)
also wii-fit girl, if we're making a list and all
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2021 11:09 AM (J53DX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2021 09:45 AM (TK8Ry)
Sterling is generally marked. American pieces will have the word "STERLING" and British pieces will have four hall marks. The first one will be a left facing rampant lion if it is sterling. Rampant means one paw is up, as if about to strike.
For flatware, the pieces with bulbous handles, usually knives or serving pieces, are often a light silver foil around a stainless steel core, the silver being too soft for the blade. Ignore them when counting pieces for value. Also, some stuff is weighted, like candle sticks, which need to be heavy so as not to tip over. It's made of sterling, but also has a non silver weight attached to the bottom.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 30, 2021 11:09 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2021 11:07 AM (arJlL)
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Pretty sure she was doing it wrong, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:09 AM (WENj9)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:09 AM (Aashi)
don't appreciate being appreciated solely for our physical pulchritude,
or our kilted sartorial splendor at MoMes, but rather for our
intellectual and spiritual qualities."
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:10 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:11 AM (nakwk)
I have Markus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley and Remington. The old dog don't hear so well but still seems to get the job done.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 11:11 AM (t22uo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (WENj9)
With or without lavender?
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:06 AM (Aashi)
Are you only talking about that particular company? Because I have a system that's probably as standard as any, and I had those same thoughts.
The thing serves those two basic purposes: alerts me when I'm there that something ain't right, and then is connected to the system. Which doesn't bother me at all. I had a couple "false alarms" early on, because I wasn't sure how sensitive it was, and the cops came a couple times, but no big deal. Now if I open the garage door without disarming... it'll scream at me if I'm not fast enough, but otherwise, it's fine.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (WENj9)
Cannibal Bob's favorite.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (nakwk)
Should. There's that word again. We've seen a lot of 'shoulds' come and go the last few weeks. Ok, months. Well, years.
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (B2mhs)
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (XxJt1)
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That was not me.
I don't know diddly about the stock market, that dude did.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (gSAr2)
Posted by: Nobody at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (/OS5c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 11:13 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:13 AM (Aashi)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:05 AM (WENj9)
With or without lavender?
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (XxJt1)
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Without. Don't wanna be too foofy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2021 11:13 AM (WENj9)
Going up to 60°+ today.
Next Friday night, snow and a low of 6°.
I don't think we've seen temps as low as 6° all winter.
OoooooOH-klahoma...!
*waves to neighbor creeper*
Posted by: mindful webworker
click me and win
at January 30, 2021 11:14 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:11 AM (nakwk)
It probably doesn't hurt to remember, almost ANY job you can think of, the people who work it are thinking about how soon they are getting off work, when they're at work. It's their primary motivation, and secondarily to that, it's not getting in trouble with their bosses. The rich and powerful don't include them in their Grand Conspiracies, they just rely on them to do what people do.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:15 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:13 AM (Aashi)
As long as he latches onto the burglar's balls, he won't need to bark.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2021 11:15 AM (mzC78)
I don't know diddly about the stock market, that dude did.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (gSAr2)
Aha! I wondered at the time, as witness my mentioning it here. Glad to know all is well in your little patch of the world.
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:16 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 30, 2021 11:16 AM (4I/2K)
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The stuff my mom left us is solid sterling. I have the pattern and provenance, everything has hallmarks on it. She knew what she was buying. In addition to at least 24 full place settings, we have candelabras, serving pieces, bowls, game covers, and a large serving spoon that had some royals favorite race horse stamped on it. My wife defaults to stainless when we're entertaining, and it's been a burr in my saddle for years.
My oldest daughter is interested in the stuff, and we bond over polishing it when she's home.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 30, 2021 11:16 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2021 11:16 AM (J53DX)
I kept reading how the Fleetwood Mac album, "Tusk" is some kind of genius masterwork. So, I've been giving it a listen, and...
Give it a listen.
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I like the part that goes . . .
I been bad, I been good
Dallas, Texas, Hollywood
I ain't askin' for musk
I said, Lord, take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tusk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 11:17 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:15 AM (oQ94s)
For the average cubicle schlub, I would agree, but government agencies overall are political and ideological, make no mistake. See also regulatory capture.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:17 AM (nakwk)
I don't know diddly about the stock market, that dude did.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2021 11:12 AM (gSAr2)
No, don't sell yourself short (SWIDT?), after this past week, we're ALL experts on the stock market.
The internet is glorious. Salute the Marines!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:18 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: mindful webworker
click me and win
at January 30, 2021 11:18 AM (rTqAd)
It gets worse here. I forgot to cover the woodpile and it rained all night. The only way I'm going to have a fire is to light the Duraflame log I have left.
And insom would never let me hear the end of that.
Leftover Darjeeling tea from yesterday is all gone. Ear Grey sounds like a good idea next, even though I think it tastes a bit waxy.
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2021 11:19 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 11:19 AM (Aashi)
No offense to KT, but I prefer Mishum. Guess I 'll entertain myself with Tom and Jerry.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Corazon Espinada at January 30, 2021 11:22 AM (t22uo)
Time to rewatch that Hitchcock movie with Joan Sutherland, forget the name.
Posted by: Ziba at January 30, 2021 09:37 AM (S1hrL)
Dame Joan-of-the-High-Notes Sutherland Bonynge was never in Hitchcock movie, that I can recall.
Posted by: Flyover...there are four lights! at January 30, 2021 11:23 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:15 AM (oQ94s)
For the average cubicle schlub, I would agree, but government agencies overall are political and ideological, make no mistake. See also regulatory capture.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 30, 2021 11:17 AM (nakwk)
I'm not sure the government is really any different from anywhere else in that regard. The only added piece to the equation is the subtraction from the equation, in that govie types don't really answer to anybody else. Like customers. Or shareholders. So the elaborate system is kept in place by insanely precise policies and procedures. For the rank and file, they often don't have to think much further than making sure they use those policies and procedures to keep the bosses off their backs, and somewhere way way down in the thought process, is whatever they consider their own agenda. Which is rarely much more than getting their paycheck.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 11:23 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Flyover...there are four lights! at January 30, 2021 11:25 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2021 11:26 AM (03n3v)
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Had 2 different systems from them for years. Trouble free and accurate. My go to.
Posted by: dingbat at January 30, 2021 11:28 AM (U39us)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 30, 2021 11:37 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Vanya
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Maybe Texas?.?///
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 30, 2021 11:40 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 12:00 PM (Aashi)
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