The Morning Rant

PROVERBS FOR MODERN TIMES
There are three things that feminists hate, yea, even four things they despise: a contented wife, a strong husband, happy children, and a household full of love.

Progressives look at Reason and say "who are you?" and to Common Sense they are a stranger.

Marxism is the opiate of the elite.

Socialists boast of their their righteousness, but their desire is only power.

Progressives demand three things: your approval, your money, and your children.

Libertarianism is a bridge that is only half-built.

Progressives hate normal life, and a city that is not in upheaval they abhor.

The mainstream media are dogs; either attack dogs or lap dogs.

Feminist women think the worst of men because feminist men are the worst of men. (h/t Grump928(C))

The Democrats' demand to let justice prevail actually means let just us prevail.

The Progressive has two daughters: Submit, and Shut Up.

The elite sneer at truck drivers who deliver their food.

Progressives hold a street protest to proclaim their virtue, but others must clean up their mess.

The more loudly the media insists that something is true, the more likely it is to be false.

What is advocated by liberals today will be defended by conservatives tomorrow.

Progressives want to remake the world on someone else's dime.

Foolishness is bound up in the heart of an antifa loser, but a 10-year stretch in a Federal PMITA prison will drive it far from him. Or, perhaps not.

Progressives define hate speech as speech that they hate.

Joe Biden in the White House is China's delight.

Cancel Culture:

Revenge of Cancel Culture:

And Now, An Important Announcement From The Language Police:

None Dare Call It Terrorism:

Seems About Right:

Today, In Joe Biden's America:

Who Dis:

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Photo 4 (leggy!)
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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday Who Dis: I was surprisd at the number of shirtless pics of our last 'who dis' male actor, George Nader, and then I found out that he played on the same team with Rock Hudson (although they never sat next to each other on the team bus, IYKWIM). So perhaps those two data points are not unrelated. The last photo was a shot from the craptacular sci-fi stinker, Robot Monster, reputedly one of the worst films ever made. Shot in 4 days on a $16,000 budget, the filmmakers could not afford an actual robot suit/costume required by the plot, so the director used what he could get, a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. I guess he thought it could work. Hint: it didn't. Not even in 3D. Nader also starred with Jan Sterling, who made a career out of playing cheap floozies, hard-bitten dames, and other 'bad girl' roles, in the 1958 film The Female Animal.

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Blooming Onions:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

2 Another first?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 11:15 AM (2BZBZ)

3 Hello monkey thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2021 11:15 AM (U7wke)

4 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)

5 LOL

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (2BZBZ)

6 Girl, guy, something. Did I win?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (U7wke)

7 Cloris Leachman and Ralph Meeker! No idea what they did together, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (yvr3o)

8 Nood notated.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (shN6a)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:17 AM (arJlL)

10 Who dis? Two people who could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 29, 2021 11:17 AM (kTF2Z)

11 7 Cloris Leachman and Ralph Meeker! No idea what they did together, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (yvr3o)

Hint: Mickey Spillane

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:17 AM (2r4ek)

12 Whoa. A hat tip. I want to thank the academy and all you little people that made this possible.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 11:17 AM (yQpMk)

13 Cloris was a good looking woman.

I loved her as the Grandmother in Malcolm in the Middle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at January 29, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)

14 Meeker played Mike Hammer in one of the '50s adaptations of a Spillane novel. Cloris, of course, most of us grew up with her. She was the first mom on Lassie, I understand -- maybe jus tin the pilot? -- and I've seen her in other vintage TV shows before she hit it big with The Last Picture Show and on TV with Mary Tyler Moore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:18 AM (yvr3o)

15 Who Dis: Cloris Leachman and ???

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:18 AM (ch6++)

16 The elite sneer at truck drivers who deliver their food.

I have proposal. Stop delivering their food.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (2BZBZ)

17 Top 20!

Posted by: johnd01 at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (ukNFU)

18 Howdy Muse!!

A few months ago, in one of your morning rants, you spoke of a term that describes arguing using a false pretense to get someone to agree to a desired outcome, then claiming they never claimed the original pretense.

Or something to that effect. Can you refresh my memory on what the term is??

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (mZUr4)

19 "Libertarianism is a bridge that is only half-built."

Best description I've ever seen. It's a nice-looking bridge but never reaches either side.

Posted by: creeper at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (XxJt1)

20 PETA. What a bunch of slothful chicken-fucking ratpig snakes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (nakwk)

21 Donks are busy ruining anybody with a Trump connection. Everything they accuse someone else of wishing to do is what they are planning to do. Fascists

Posted by: CN will vote donk to survive at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (ONvIw)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Zz0t1)

23 "The Ultimate Layoff Letter" made the rounds in '08 for Jugears too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (yvr3o)

24 They were in Kiss Me Deadly together.

Posted by: Frankie Sharpe at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (U//li)

25 "Libertarianism is a bridge that is only half-built."

Best description I've ever seen. It's a nice-looking bridge but never reaches either side.
Posted by: creeper

That's because they all got high.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (shN6a)

26 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.

Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Xih1H)

27 Beware the man who says he wants to change the world...what he most often means is that he wants to change your world.

Posted by: LexisTexas at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (WE8/T)

28 Marxism is the opiate of the elite.
++++
Good one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (UZVEt)

29

The Planet P Project
Or
Kings of Leon?

Posted by: Yo! at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (r4bSV)

30 PETA. What a bunch of slothful chicken-fucking ratpig snakes.

Don't say "slothful chicken-fucking ratpig snakes", say "shit-stains".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (U7wke)

31 Had to go to the last picture to figure out it was Cloris Leachman.

And Kiss Me Deadly is a great movie, even if the end is totally wack. Meeker made a great Mike Hammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (2JVJo)

32 Joe Biden is my hero. [sheds tear]

Posted by: little che at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (HI3xr)

33 The memes today on /wallstreetbets this morning are absolute comedy gold. https://bit.ly/3r5syJA

Hold the line.

Posted by: Pete Rose at January 29, 2021 11:21 AM (pYQR/)

34 Canceled. Canceled. Canceled.

Posted by: Your Betters at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (W4eKo)

35 >>> 23 "The Ultimate Layoff Letter" made the rounds in '08 for Jugears too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (yvr3o)

Yep, I remember. These meme things that get repeated often with a few edits, generally didn't even happen the first time.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (FdmAd)

36 I disagree with the quadrant graph. No one knows enough about the capitol "rioters" to know where they stand because of speech suppression and general caginess. WallStreetBets (WSB) is at least plurality *communist.* They're after the hedge funds because "eat the rich" just like all communists espouse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (UZVEt)

37 I mentioned this in the ONT the night Cloris died...

Check out the late 70s movie Scavenger Hunt that she was in. It has a great ensemble cast including Tony Randall, Richard Mull, Ah-nold, Dirk Benedict, and more.

It's similar to Rat Race and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. A great "park your brain in neutral" goofy movie.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (mZUr4)

38 18 Howdy Muse!!

A few months ago, in one of your morning rants, you spoke of a term that describes arguing using a false pretense to get someone to agree to a desired outcome, then claiming they never claimed the original pretense.

Or something to that effect. Can you refresh my memory on what the term is??

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:19 AM (mZUr4)

Hmmm...

Kind of sounds like the motte-and-bailey tactic, but I'm not positive.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (2r4ek)

39 34: WHY!!!

Posted by: CN thinks Joe Biden is a total saint! at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (ONvIw)

40 They were in Kiss Me Deadly together.
Posted by: Frankie Sharpe at January 29, 2021

***

That was the mid-'50s. Cloris had been around for a while before she played Phyllis, huh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (yvr3o)

41 PETA: billionth verse, same as the first. They are extraordinarily tedious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (UZVEt)

42 This 10 most dangerous neighborhoods from Insty is very interesting. And Portland makes this list:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3wqyar

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (JKNZq)

43 Photo 4 : Leggy w/ a hint of Toe.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (bjtRb)

44 Progressives hate normal life, and a city that is not in upheaval they abhor.

-
WaPo headline today . . .

Biden's Abnormally Normal First Week

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (VVEnO)

45 Frau Blucher (*horses whinny in the distance*) and some dude who isn't Bill Shatner.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (HaL55)

46 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

47 I will take a paycut and reduction in benefits if I can work for that CEO's company.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (ch6++)

48 11 7 Cloris Leachman and Ralph Meeker! No idea what they did together, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:16 AM (yvr3o)

Hint: Mickey Spillane

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:17 AM (2r4ek)

They did a Miller Lite commercial?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (wtvvX)

49 27 Beware the man who says he wants to change the world...what he most often means is that he wants to change your world.
Posted by: LexisTexas at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (WE8/T)

I'm stealing this one for round 2, thank you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (2r4ek)

50 A Girl Named Sooner

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (vuisn)

51 Hmmm...

Kind of sounds like the motte-and-bailey tactic, but I'm not positive.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (2r4ek)

==============

That's it! Thanks, OM!!!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (mZUr4)

52 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?

Better to just abort.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 29, 2021 11:24 AM (W4eKo)

53 The last photo was a shot from the craptacular sci-fi stinker, Robot Monster, reputedly one of the worst films ever made. Shot in 4 days on a $16,000 budget, the filmmakers could not afford an actual robot suit/costume required by the plot, so the director used what he could get, a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. I guess he thought it could work. Hint: it didn't. Not even in 3D.

I've seen Robot Monster. Yes, it's a bad movie. But it's worse than that - it's boring. Manos is a mad movie, but there is some entertainment value to it. RM is a talky, draggy, SLOW movie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (2JVJo)

54 Turn me on, dead girl.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

55 The "leggy" pic of Cloris reminds me of a bit I read in TV Guide when she appeared as Phyllis. In one of those little profiles, Julie Harris is quoted as telling her, "If I had your bust, I could rule the world!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (yvr3o)

56 PETA. What a bunch of slothful chicken-fucking ratpig snakes.

Now you're just being mulish.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (v16oJ)

57 A bird in the hand is a mess.

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (iTXRQ)

58 46 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

Must be a family name. Kid 1 went to school with a girl with the first name "O'Gordon" .

Posted by: CN thinks Joe Biden is a total saint! at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (ONvIw)

59
Cloris Leachman and Ralph Meeker! No idea what they did together, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Kiss Me Deadly

The last Meeker pic is from that movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (63Dwl)

60 Calling someone an animal as an insult reinforces the myth that humans are superior to other animals
---
That's what my dog always says.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (FYe3W)

61 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

They wanted Clitoris.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)

62 I get the point of the picture and graphic but....

The Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Senate building, didn't they? SC nominee hearings aren't held in the SC building.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

63 That was the mid-'50s. Cloris had been around for a while before she played Phyllis, huh?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:22 AM (yvr3o)

Indeed. It's amazing how many different TV shows she had guest roles in.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (2r4ek)

64 Is that layoff letter for real?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (lgiXo)

65 All good memes, OM!

Guess I'll have to report you to the FBI now for misinformation and voter suppression. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

66 Calling someone an animal as an insult reinforces the myth that humans are superior to other animals
---
That's what my dog always says.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (FYe3W)

The opposable thumb makes all the difference.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

67 PETA
Bunch of asses.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (axyOa)

68 Saw her on a couple of Alfred Hichcock Presents shows. You can watch on the Peacock streaming channel.

Posted by: kennyraisin at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (R8qIC)

69 "Libertarianism is a bridge that is only half-built."

Yep. I have strong personal inclinations to being left alone and leaving other people alone in all things, but as a political project what you'll get with libertarianism is libertinism (social liberalism) AND a massive government (or corporate) apparatus controlling every other aspect of society except gay bathhouses and heroin marketplaces. Same more or less goes for what passes for "classical liberalism" these days.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (dYe5S)

70 >>Feminist women think the worst of men because feminist men are the worst of men.

zing!
Grumpy928 nails it

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

71 "Libertarianism is a bridge that is only half-built."

That's because they're all stoned down on the river bank. Grooving on the tow boat traffic.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (D4OO0)

72 The Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Senate building, didn't they? SC nominee hearings aren't held in the SC building.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

Right. They stormed ('heroically occupied') the Hart Senate Building.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (2r4ek)

73 >>> 46 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

It was that or Mulva.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (FdmAd)

74 That's what my dog always says.

Posted by: Axeman
So you're aping him?

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (v16oJ)

75 This 10 most dangerous neighborhoods from Insty is very interesting. And Portland makes this list:

https://tinyurl.com/yy3wqyar
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 29, 2021

***

Pffft.

Posted by: Central City, Noo Awlins at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (yvr3o)

76 You know who doesn't give a shit what words we use?

Animals.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (xfb67)

77 Who Dis? Joan Jett and Iggy Pop.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (PiwSw)

78 I'm still laughing at stocks -- How about Dr Pimple Popper for the rebels?

I have absolutely no idea why that image came to me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (MIKMs)

79 Calling someone an animal as an insult reinforces the myth that humans are superior to other animals
---
That's what my dog always says.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (FYe3W)

The opposable thumb makes all the difference.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (axyOa)

80 64 Is that layoff letter for real?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (lgiXo)

Couldn't be.

Where in the world would you find a parking lot with 60 Biden/Harris stickers on the cars of people with jobs?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:28 AM (KbCG3)

81 Chicken is not to be used for coward?

How about "chickenshit coward"?

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 11:28 AM (vd8XM)

82 Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Diogenes
**sobs**

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 29, 2021 11:28 AM (v16oJ)

83 69 Libertarianism only flourishes where everyone shares libertarian ideals until it is conquered by the big mean neighboring country who rejects the non-aggression premise of libertarianism.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (pO7gM)

84 Feminist women think the worst of men because feminist men are the worst of men.

Yep. I worked with feminist men for 30+ years. That's why I didn't get married until... really, really late.

Posted by: shibumi at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (tjZg/)

85 Using words to communicate to fellow humans just exactly your point about there being not much difference:

priceless.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (FYe3W)

86 Biden voters would deserve the layoffs but Trump voters are getting them.

Posted by: CN thinks Joe Biden is a total saint! at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (ONvIw)

87 Where in the world would you find a parking lot with 60 Biden/Harris stickers on the cars of people with jobs?

Well...

Posted by: The Post Office at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (W4eKo)

88 Cloris had a twin brother named Clorox.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (63Dwl)

89 >>A few months ago, in one of your morning rants, you spoke of a term that describes arguing using a false pretense to get someone to agree to a desired outcome, then claiming they never claimed the original pretense.

Mott and Bailey?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

90 How about "chickenshit coward"?
Nah, that'd be bas*** crazy.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (v16oJ)

91
Where in the world would you find a parking lot with 60 Biden/Harris stickers on the cars of people with jobs?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:28 AM (KbCG3)

Especially non-government jobs, outside the Beltway.

Posted by: Roy at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (gXKzC)

92 The dude was the husband of the Female Changeling in DSP.

Posted by: Odo at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (xxG/v)

93 Cloris also had a wonderful turn as the grandmotherly cougar who came on to Jon Cryer's Alan in Two and a Half Men." As Alan put it, describing the lovemaking to Charlie later: "She was like an animal. A great one!"

Posted by: Central City, Noo Awlins at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (yvr3o)

94 PETA
Bunch of asses.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 11:26 AM (axyOa)

Offensive to mules.

Say butt!

- People Eating Tasty Animals

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Oops, bats***

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (v16oJ)

96 @ Bruce: Correct. Chicken is not to be used for Coward. Chicken is to be used for dinner.

Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (U1eOr)

97 PETA progs are animals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (HaL55)

98 spelled Motte and Bailey

more:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Motte_and_bailey

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

99 Great post, OM !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (arJlL)

100 Asking my dog if she's a good girl must be speciesist.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (lgiXo)

101 I've seen Robot Monster. Yes, it's a bad movie. But it's worse than that - it's boring. Manos is a mad movie, but there is some entertainment value to it. RM is a talky, draggy, SLOW movie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (2JVJo)

I think that's because the director, Phil Tucker, thought he was making Art, not just entertainment. He thought he was making a movie that said Deep, Important Things and was quite taken aback when the movie flopped.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (2r4ek)

102 Yep. I worked with feminist men for 30+ years. That's why I didn't get married until... really, really late.
Posted by: shibumi at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (tjZg/)
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29 1/2, right?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (WEBkv)

103 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)

104 I can't believe the guy found that many Biden/Harris stickers. I only saw 2 in all of 2020 and in 2008, Obama stickers were all over the place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (xfb67)

105

Posted by: Central City, Noo Awlins at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (yvr3o)

106 Pretense or Premise.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (2BZBZ)

107 Where in the world would you find a parking lot with 60 Biden/Harris stickers on the cars of people with jobs?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:28 AM (KbCG3)
++++
Washington
Any state capitol
Many county seats
Google
Amazon
Facebook
Twitter
Apple
Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (UZVEt)

108 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)
---
I always get left out.

Posted by: Cleenex Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (FYe3W)

109 spelled Motte and Bailey

more:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Motte_and_bailey
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

================

Thanks, Lizzy!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (mZUr4)

110 I never get the "Who Dis" (well maybe one)

You're cruel OM. (sob)

Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (D4OO0)

111 Feminist women think the worst of men because feminist men are the worst of men.

Yep. I worked with feminist men for 30+ years. That's why I didn't get married until... really, really late.
Posted by: shibumi

Aren't ya glad ya waited ?

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (arJlL)

112
Cloris Leachman and looks like Ralph Meeker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

113 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.
Posted by: Jean

Jeez. Don't go to SpaceX's website unless you have hours to poke around with. I could get lost there watching all the cool videos.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (shN6a)

114 Washington
Any state capitol
Many county seats
Google
Amazon
Facebook
Twitter
Apple
Etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (UZVEt)

OK, ones that would be vulnerable to layoffs, haha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (KbCG3)

115 108 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)
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I always get left out.
Posted by: Cleenex Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (FYe3W)

Not me.

Posted by: Coitus Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (PiwSw)

116 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.

The latter was our favorite. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (W4eKo)

117 Cloris also had a wonderful turn as the grandmotherly cougar who came on to Jon Cryer's Alan in Two and a Half Men.

***

Charlie has great lines to describe her: "She called her first husband 'hun,' because he was one." "Her high school graduation picture is on a cave wall in France."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (yvr3o)

118 Regarding WallStreetBets:

On the one hand, Yay! Davids are taking on Goliaths and crushing them!

On the other hand, Booo! This will be used as an excuse to exclude anyone who is not rich and powerful from profiting in the stock market.

Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (ofYez)

119 103 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)

Clitoris Leachman and Urethra Franklin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (s2VJv)

120 Cloris Leachman and looks like Ralph Meeker?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

You're back.

So their aim wasn't true?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Speaking of 40's actresses I just watched Gilda for the first time. Would have been better in color so I could see Rita Hayworth's red hair instead of just imagining it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me. at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (2DOZq)

122 PROVERBS FOR MODERN TIMES[/i

If there were such a thing as pinned posts, this would be my candidate.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (Gjku9)

123 >The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.

On Clement, on Clinton, on Casper and Corbett!

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (iTXRQ)

124 Cloris Leachman
Cicely Tyson

Who's next?

Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (twGU3)

125 113 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.
Posted by: Jean

Jeez. Don't go to SpaceX's website unless you have hours to poke around with. I could get lost there watching all the cool videos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (shN6a)

Musk is competition for that satellite net thing. Of course, he must be destroyed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (s2VJv)

126 That leggy picture looks like it was taken from the underwear section of the Sears catalogue.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (lgiXo)

127 115 108 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)
---
I always get left out.
Posted by: Cleenex Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (FYe3W)

Not me.
Posted by: Coitus Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (PiwSw)

*********

For some reason, people are always telling me I'm a bit on the slow side.

Posted by: Clod Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (xxG/v)

128 John Ringo on feminist men/why women haaate conservative men, a special guest post on Instapundit, is the classic analysis of this phenomenon:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/278180/

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (bDqIh)

129 Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (VVEnO)

130 Leachman also played the grandmother in Malcom in the Middle. She was great.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me. at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (2DOZq)

131 No, New Orleans doesn't make that list. It looks at neighborhoods, to predict crime. Most of the areas on the list are in LA and SF. I think Kansas City, MO made it too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (JKNZq)

132 Musk is competition for that satellite net thing.

It has become self-aware.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (W4eKo)

133 Musk is competition for that satellite net thing. Of course, he must be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (s2VJv)

Must is too big to heel.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (KbCG3)

134 Bai Den supporters never post about Bai Den.

They also don't cheerlead. Ain't seen any cheerleading. Ain't seen and fact checking of any anti biden posts on Farcebook either.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (shN6a)

135 133 Musk is competition for that satellite net thing. Of course, he must be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (s2VJv)

Must is too big to heel.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (KbCG3)

F. Musk. Musk is too big to heel.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:35 AM (KbCG3)

136 78 I'm still laughing at stocks -- How about Dr Pimple Popper for the rebels?

I have absolutely no idea why that image came to me.
_____________

Because the hedge fund managers are swollen with hubris and entitlement like rancid pus, and the redditeers are lancing and draining them?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (k4dH2)

137 126 That leggy picture looks like it was taken from the underwear section of the Sears catalogue.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (lgiXo)

The seams on the top have a weird nipple ripple. (soon to be a Ben & Jerry flavor for Pelosi's freezer).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (s2VJv)

138 You know what separates us from the otters?

Underwear.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (S7VTO)

139 and Cloris was a milf in The Last Picture Show

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (iTXRQ)

140 In one of those little profiles, Julie Harris is quoted as telling her, "If I had your bust, I could rule the world!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:25 AM (yvr3o)

That reminds me of this picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y54bgohn

Before it was taken, Marilyn told Jane, "Instead of our hands, it should be your tits and my ass!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (2JVJo)

141 Yep. I worked with feminist men for 30+ years. That's why I didn't get married until... really, really late.

Posted by: shibumi at January 29, 2021 11:29 AM (tjZg/)

I worked with (or met) mostly feminists which is why I never married. :green:

Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (D4OO0)

142 Leachman also played the grandmother in "Beerfest"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (wzqPr)

143 On Clement, on Clinton, on Casper and Corbett!
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:34 AM (iTXRQ)
---
*Knocks on your screen*

And Clippy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (FYe3W)

144 You know what separates us from the otters?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (S7VTO)

We have to beg for anal?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

145 113 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.
Posted by: Jean

SpaceX fueled the rocket anyway.

Shit is getting really real.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (ZfRYq)

146 Lefties are always seeking a new National Anthem. May I suggest Long Hard Times to Come, the theme song from Justified.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (I58tH)

147 130 Leachman also played the grandmother in Malcom in the Middle. She was great.
____________

She was good in everything she did. A very talented lady.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (k4dH2)

148 John Ringo on feminist men/why women haaate conservative men, a special
guest post on Instapundit, is the classic analysis of this phenomenon:
Feminazi "womyn" can't stand real men because real men don't allow themselves to be controlled.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (HaL55)

149 Photo 7 floored me. That was Cloris Leachman the whole time?!

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (fFtVH)

150 No, New Orleans doesn't make that list. It looks at neighborhoods, to predict crime. Most of the areas on the list are in LA and SF. I think Kansas City, MO made it too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 29, 2021

***

Trust me, NO has *lots* of really dangerous neighborhoods.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (yvr3o)

151 Leachman also played the grandmother in Malcom in the Middle. She was great.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks

Also a grandma in Raising Hope

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (vd8XM)

152 @DailyCaller 18m

Two years ago today...

@KamalaHarris � Jan 29, 2019

.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I'm praying for his quick recovery.

This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

153 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

You're back.

So their aim wasn't true?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

===============

We were all on our best behavior while you were away this morning, JJ!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mZUr4)

154 153
We were all on our best behavior while you were away this morning, JJ!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mZUr4)

How ver disappointing...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (s2VJv)

155

Just received an email from credit union saying they are reopening the lobby Feb 1. This is the second time they have closed and reopened since the dawn of WuFlu. I wonder if there will be a third closing and reopening?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (63Dwl)

156 The Leachman kids were Cloris, Clovis, Cletus and Covid.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 29, 2021 11:30 AM (wtvvX)
---
I always get left out.
Posted by: Cleenex Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:31 AM (FYe3W)

Not me.
Posted by: Coitus Leachman

I'm popular these days.

Posted by: Clorox Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (VVEnO)

157 On the other hand, Booo! This will be used as an excuse to exclude anyone who is not rich and powerful from profiting in the stock market.
Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2021 11:33 AM (ofYez)
++++
If they keep it up, it could cause a run and the failure of clearinghouses in a worst case. That would be monumentally disruptive and could trigger a crash. I might be okay with that.

Rumor has it that the trading halts on GME is because the hedge funds haven't covered their shorts (and at least some are lying about that - an easy play if you're the hedge fund because the SEC penalty for misreporting is a pittance and covering the short takes all of your capital and then some) but also that the brokerages couldn't margin call fast enough on the meteoric rise, exposing themselves and the clearinghouses to risk. And with more than 100% of available shares short, there's no way out unless the stock crashes and they can buy/sell/rebuy/resell. But a lot of people are refusing the sell.

*If* that is true, it could bankrupt brokers and clearinghouses. That might actually be disastrous, because it means the market makers are caught with their pants down. If that is true, look out below.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (UZVEt)

158 You know what separates us from the otters?
---
Crowbars?

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (FYe3W)

159 Lefties are always seeking a new National Anthem. May I suggest Long Hard Times to Come, the theme song from Justified.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (I58tH)

===================

Fist bump for suggesting ANYTHING to do with Justified!!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (mZUr4)

160 I saw Ver Disappointing open for Kraftwerk at Der Speigel in '85.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

161 "Kiss Me Deadly", one of my favorite noirs

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (Izzlo)

162 No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin.
Kamala Harris

Unless they're heterosexual white men, right, Kamala?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (lgiXo)

163 Cloris Leachman
Cicely Tyson

Who's next?
Posted by: Infidel

Not Keith Richards

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (arJlL)

164
I'm popular these days.
Posted by: Clorox Leachman at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (VVEnO)

Clorox BLEACHman.

You were so close!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (s2VJv)

165 Killing the Keystone XL pipeline will actually increase CO2 emissions as now that crude will be shipped by rail in the US or by tankers to China.

Good job, Bai Den, you increased CO2, you twat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)

166 *If* that is true, it could bankrupt brokers and clearinghouses. That might actually be disastrous, because it means the market makers are caught with their pants down. If that is true, look out below.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (UZVEt)

Let the chips fall.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (KbCG3)

167 Photo 7 floored me. That was Cloris Leachman the whole time?!
Posted by: t-bird

Photo 4 with the legs and bullet bra!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (shN6a)

168 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2021 11:20 AM (Xih1H)
++++
Why did the FAA shut down SpaceX's flight? I mean, what was the stated reason?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (UZVEt)

169 >>>What is advocated by liberals today will be defended by conservatives tomorrow.
Which sums up the problem with "Conservatism" itself. When it originated in concept back in the 1800's it was an ideological opposition to modernism, seeking to preserve the philosophical achievements of the enlightenment. The nature of conservatism is to defend existing ground and as a result becomes over time defending modernist victories.

Take for example monopolies. The founders well realized their danger with their interactions with the East India Company. The first action of serious serious opposition was to boycott their principal product. The actions of the Crown that were feared that led to the revolution was a hand in glove preparation for the colonies to become another East India Company Vassal to the empire, to be looted like the Orient.

Posted by: Saintly Akin at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (1QYCL)

170 I'm wondering, does Senile Joe call it a work day when his diaper is full?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (lgiXo)

171 Anyone who says opposition to corporate monopolies via boycott or
other means isn't "Conservative" is voicing modernist fascist claptrap
from the 1800's that deserves no proponents.
We
have to move past ideological conservatism and return to enlightenment
philosophy as a positive philosophical opponent to modernism. Not simply
a "resister of change" a proponent of change to enlightenment ideals.

Posted by: Saintly Akin at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (1QYCL)

172 Killing the Keystone XL pipeline will actually increase CO2 emissions as now that crude will be shipped by rail in the US or by tankers to China.

Good job, Bai Den, you increased CO2, you twat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)

Not when he bans oil, it won't.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

173 We were all on our best behavior while you were away this morning, JJ!
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:37 AM (mZUr4)

How ver disappointing...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM (s2VJv)

=================

Yeah. But it didn't last long. CBD had to crack down early in the art thread. Then came the fight over Canadian rock bands. Just another "casual Friday" - haha!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:41 AM (mZUr4)

174 Killing the Keystone XL pipeline will actually increase CO2 emissions as now that crude will be shipped by rail in the US or by tankers to China.

Good job, Bai Den, you increased CO2, you twat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)

No worries, just stick a large sail on the trains. Wind power!

Posted by: AF at January 29, 2021 11:41 AM (7TIB9)

175 Killing the Keystone XL pipeline will actually increase CO2 emissions as now that crude will be shipped by rail in the US or by tankers to China.

Good job, Bai Den, you increased CO2, you twat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (xfb67)
---
They never seem to be serious about this stuff.

Now they demand all government cars be coal-burners.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:41 AM (FYe3W)

176 Good job, Bai Den, you increased CO2, you twat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Aww shucks, twern't nothing.

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 11:41 AM (vd8XM)

177 In the who dis guy, the woman in photo 5 has an EXTREMELY hairy arm.

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:41 AM (arJlL)

178 Nicely done proverbs, OM! You got the meter down pat!

Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (ofYez)

179 Bloomin Onions!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (HEKn5)

180 I'm wondering, does Senile Joe call it a work day when his diaper is full?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (lgiXo)
---
He just puts a lid on it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (FYe3W)

181
You know what separates us from the otters?
---
Crowbars?
Posted by: Axeman

Well, otters are aquatic so it makes sense that they'd be Navy....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (EGyGV)

182 You know what separates us from the otters?
---
Crowbars?
Posted by: Axeman

The same thing that separates the men from the boys in Greece.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (shN6a)

183 Bloomin Onions!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (HEKn5)
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No swearing!

Posted by: Old Brit at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (FYe3W)

184 Who is going to die next?

Biden
Clinton (either)
Feinstein
Leahy
Pelosi

My money is on Bill C.

Posted by: MJ IV at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (gAMkn)

185 159 As good as Olyphant is in that series, Nick Searcy rules, and he may be a visitor here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (I58tH)

186 They never seem to be serious about this stuff.

Excellent!

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (W4eKo)

187 *shuffles off looking for no-carb blooming onion recipe*

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (uo2jO)

188 I apologize in advance...but at least it is NOT done on a real person....

@OpIndia_com

Watch: Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test

https://tinyurl.com/y2c65lmw

Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

189 "Kiss Me Deadly", one of my favorite noirs
Posted by: josephistan

Great, although totally bullshit, ending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (VVEnO)

190 Who is going to die next?

Biden
Clinton (either)
Feinstein
Leahy
Pelosi

My money is on Bill C.
Posted by: MJ IV at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (gAMkn)
===================
Ummmm, HELLO????

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (mZUr4)

191 184 Who is going to die next?

Biden
Clinton (either)
Feinstein
Leahy
Pelosi

My money is on Bill C.
Posted by: MJ IV at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (gAMkn)

I think Pelosi is good for another 15 years. Why would Satan want her when she's doing such good work here?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (lgiXo)

192 *shuffles off looking for no-carb blooming onion recipe*

- -

Blooming Jerky?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (C+We0)

193 Watch: Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test

https://tinyurl.com/y2c65lmw
Posted by: Tami

All the pictures I saw of "anal" swab tests had them going in from the mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (shN6a)

194 Bloomin' Onion is one of my favorite appetizers anywhere.

And I found out on a business trip, I can apparently eat the whole thing myself.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (FYe3W)

195 *shuffles off looking for no-carb blooming onion recipe*

- -

Blooming Jerky?
Posted by: WitchDoktor

Along with the Sloe Joe cocktail
The Blooming Idiot

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (vd8XM)

196 I think Pelosi is good for another 15 years. Why would Satan want her when she's doing such good work here?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021

***

Why is it she has gotten so much time, when I was only allotted 7 years?

Posted by: Oliver Cromwell at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (yvr3o)

197 Watch: Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test

Uh...no.

Posted by: Zombie Karl Marx at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (W4eKo)

198 Both Leachmann and Meeker went to Northwestern.

Posted by: Texican ette at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (gou4q)

199 As good as Olyphant is in that series, Nick Searcy rules, and he may be a visitor here.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (I58tH)
===================

If Nick Searcy was proven to be a visitor here, quite a few folks here would have a "Marshal Stiffie"!

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (mZUr4)

200 Oh no, I'm not falling for that link to anal swab video again!

Fool me once.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:45 AM (xfb67)

201 Kudos on the new proverbs! You nailed Solomon's style, perfectly. I am impressed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (OssQ4)

202 All the pictures I saw of "anal" swab tests had them going in from the mouth.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:44 AM (shN6a)
---------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (WEBkv)

203 Why did the FAA shut down SpaceX's flight? I mean, what was the stated reason?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:40 AM (UZVEt)

They did not give one.

Really. Just cancelled the launch.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (ZfRYq)

204
As good as Olyphant is in that series, Nick Searcy rules, and he may be a visitor here.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin

Searcy's a Moron, and he's occasionally made appearances in the comments. If memory serves, he also was a guest a couple of times on the old AoSHQ podcast.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (EGyGV)

205 Watch: Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

Prepare yourself.

Posted by: AF at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (7TIB9)

206 Frau Blucher...hittable?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (jvt6t)

207 161 "Kiss Me Deadly", one of my favorite noirs

Posted by: josephistan at January 29, 2021 11:39 AM (Izzlo)

----------------

"Kiss Me Deadly" is one of my favorite songs by Lita Ford.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (ch6++)

208 Dammit! Off malaise sock!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (mZUr4)

209 Judy Holliday with her ten shares in 'The Solid Gold Cadillac'.

That was another random thought, probably better suited to the film crew's whodis pix.

ps -- I never know any of these people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (MIKMs)

210 Now do Song of Solomon for progressives.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (lgiXo)

211
Then came the fight over Canadian rock bands.

Is that Canadian rock?

Well turn it up , man!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (63Dwl)

212 S&P500 down 3% since Jan 20.
But no mean tweets so all worth it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (aqxIW)

213 *If* that is true, it could bankrupt brokers and clearinghouses. That might actually be disastrous, because it means the market makers are caught with their pants down. If that is true, look out below.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM

Then the crash occurs now instead of in June which was my prediction after the election was stolen.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (awtm/)

214 @OpIndia_com

Watch: Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test

https://tinyurl.com/y2c65lmw
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2021 11:43 AM (cF8AT)

OMG the ballsack on that dummy is HYSTERICAL!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

215 They did not give one.

Really. Just cancelled the launch.
Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (ZfRYq)

The thing is, SN9's flight profile is the same as SN8. Can't figure out what the FAA is concerned about this time.

Posted by: AF at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (7TIB9)

216 >>On the other hand, Booo! This will be used as an excuse to exclude anyone who is not rich and powerful from profiting in the stock market.

Isn;t it really just *exposing* that the little guy has always been excluded, they just made it look like he could have full access to the stock market?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

217 F. Musk. Musk is too big to heel.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
You might think so, but no.

Posted by: Jack Ma at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (v16oJ)

218 Is that Canadian rock?

Well turn it up , man!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (63Dwl)

===============

Well played! I didn't know if anyone else remembered Freedom Rock!

* Fist bump *

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (mZUr4)

219 JFC parents need an Instagram celebrity to tell them how to make their babies sleep? We are so so so very fucked as a society.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (aqxIW)

220 >>>*shuffles off looking for no-carb blooming onion recipe*

The breading you could pull off low carb. But the onion is a killer. If you consume your fill of blooming onion (about half a very large onion) you are going to get 8 carbs from that alone. Once you add in dipping sauce and your low carb breading you are easily going to go over your keto limits.

Posted by: Saintly Akin at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (1QYCL)

221
S&P500 down 3% since Jan 20.
But no mean tweets so all worth it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

The stock market isn't the whole economy.

Posted by: Jen Circleback at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (63Dwl)

222 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.
Posted by: Jean

Musk is competition for that satellite net thing. Of course, he must be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Apparently, there are two different issues the government has with SpaceX, and this all sounds like something out of "Atlas Shrugged".
Hiring practices, discrimination against non-citizens.
FAA has a problem with SpaceX and launching SN9 prototype.
And thus, the government begins to wreck Elon Musk and SpaceX.
Elon, time to think about moving your operations to another country, like Brazil.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (vcOmj)

223 You might think so, but no.
Posted by: Jack Ma at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (v16oJ)

Touche, Ma.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (KbCG3)

224 Frau Blucher...hittable?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021

***

Maybe. With her hair down and with some makeup. And you have one eye closed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (yvr3o)

225 Now do Song of Solomon for progressives.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (lgiXo)

============

Please no! I'd sooner listen to Nickelback doing Bob Dylan songs.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (mZUr4)

226 Your "Proverbs for Modern Times" mirrors a concept that I have been formulating for a while. Collectivism is immoral, but why? While reading a book by Father Spitzer ("Christ vs. Satan"), I had an epiphany that answered the why. It's because collectivism fosters multiple sins:

The productive are robbed of the fruit of their labor (a sin in itself, but also breeds the sin of Anger in the laborer), others are made dependent (fostering the sins of Envy and Sloth), and requires a ruling class to redistribute wealth (that have to suppress their consciences and empathy in order to exercise the sins of Pride and Vanity).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (pJWtt)

227 Mulva?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (yQpMk)

228 The thing is, SN9's flight profile is the same as SN8. Can't figure out what the FAA is concerned about this time.
Posted by: AF at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (7TIB9)

They did it to fuck with Musk.

Because they can.

I am not being snarky.

Posted by: blaster at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (ZfRYq)

229 You know who doesn't give a shit what words we use?

Animals.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:27 AM (xfb67)

My cat don't like "F*ckin' Cat!"...but I think it's the tone I use.

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (AwYPR)

230 >>Ummmm, HELLO????
Posted by: Jimmuh Carter

What my hubby said when Carter survived cancer: "Cancer didn't kill Carter, because he IS cancer."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (bDqIh)

231 There's not much wrong with conservatism.

But like Christianity it's those who profess their faith but are really just rice bowl Christians and who think that it's malleable and not set in stone. (heh)

Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (D4OO0)

232 219 JFC parents need an Instagram celebrity to tell them how to make their babies sleep? We are so so so very fucked as a society.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 11:48 AM (aqxIW)

More than that is the desperation within the tweet.

Oh no, who can we turn to now?

I swear, if breathing wasn't involuntary most people would suffocate.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (KbCG3)

233 Nurse, if you're lurking: Otter and pooch playing.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4prl2ba

Posted by: Jonah David Kristol at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (WEBkv)

234 The FAA's still smarting from that whack by the EU. This is their attempt to re-establish control.

Posted by: creeper at January 29, 2021 11:50 AM (XxJt1)

235 So the FAA just shut down SpaceX because Elon tweeted something or because Zuckerberg asked.

Elon's quietly set up the infrastructure to for-real "build your own Internet" and the left has started to notice and realize what's happening.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (ZGrMX)

236
Awesome memes Muse.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

237 Since NASA is doing such a bang up job on the 14 year old over budget Boeing orbiter, let's kill Spacex........

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (jvt6t)

238 My cat don't like "F*ckin' Cat!"...but I think it's the tone I use.
Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2021

***

I call one of my cats "Tubby" or "Chubbo," but since I use a loving voice, he's fine with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (yvr3o)

239 Frau Blucher...hittable?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021

***

Maybe. With her hair down and with some makeup. And you have one eye closed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (yvr3o)

Give me Teri Garr.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

240 One man's Marxism is another man's poison.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (6ZXav)

241 Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2021 11:42 AM (ofYez)

Proverbs is one of my favorite books of the Bible.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (2r4ek)

242 The thing is, SN9's flight profile is the same as SN8. Can't figure out what the FAA is concerned about this time.
Posted by: AF

Boeing called and are concerned about the future of the SLS program. And the Deep State conjured up a reason to stop Musk
Like something out of "Atlas Shrugged". This is only the beginning of the Government's efforts to shackle Musk and SpaceX.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (vcOmj)

243 Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test
And you thought you hated YOUR job.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (v16oJ)

244 Nurse, if you're lurking: Otter and pooch playing.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4prl2ba
Posted by: Jonah David Kristol

You have to include a No Woodpecker disclaimer.

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (arJlL)

245 The stock market isn't the whole economy.
Posted by: Jen Circleback at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (63Dwl)

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GDP Down 4%

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

246 I'm waiting for not mellow but pissed off Elon Musk to make an announcement. " I've been working on delivery to space stations and such with my missiles. Guess what else my labs whipped up that can be delivered".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (I58tH)

247 Saw Nick Searcy one time in some tourist town. I didn't bother him like some fanboy, because clearly he was in vacation mode. Just gave him a 'sup nod.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (x8Wzq)

248 Elon, time to think about moving your operations to another country, like Brazil.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (vcOmj)

they see another DJT in the making. gotta try to cut him off at the knees

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (DJFLF)

249 I can tell my pride they are terrible, horrible, awful rotten cats and if I say it in a sweet tone they will purr and wind around my ankles.

Posted by: creeper at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (XxJt1)

250 Elon, time to think about moving your operations to another country, like Brazil.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM

The closer to the equator, the cheaper it is to reach orbit.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (axyOa)

251 Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

==============

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (jvt6t)

252 Frau Blucher...hittable?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021

***
Maybe. With her hair down and with some makeup. And you have one eye closed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (yvr3o)

Give me Teri Garr.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021

***

Well, sure . . . but I'll bet Frau Blucher, when she was a young fraulein, was pretty hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (yvr3o)

253 Elons mission is good space products not outreach to Muslims. That cannot stand in New America.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (aqxIW)

254 Give me Teri Garr.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

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Ve'll roll roll roll ROLL roll untda hay!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:53 AM (8XRCm)

255 The closer to the equator, the cheaper it is to reach orbit.
Posted by: Diogenes

That's right, of course.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (vcOmj)

256
horde mind....

its real.

AND spectacular.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

257 Cats and dogs have so much better hearing than us that they probably think we are always screaming at them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (xfb67)

258 Elon Musk = Populist Billionaire 2.0

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (DJFLF)

259 I can tell my pride they are terrible, horrible, awful rotten cats and if I say it in a sweet tone they will purr and wind around my ankles.
Posted by: creeper at January 29, 2021

***

Miss Linda says I'm Mustafa the king lion, and my two are my cubs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (yvr3o)

260 Elon Musk is our Hank Scorpio.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (x8Wzq)

261 I'm waiting for not mellow but pissed off Elon Musk to make an announcement.

"I've been working on delivery to space stations and such with my missiles.
Guess what else my labs whipped up that can be delivered".
Posted by: bill in arkansas

A hard tip and no brakes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (shN6a)

262 GDP Down 4%

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

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Biden's Recovery Summer follows his Dark Winter. So, there's that...

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (ch6++)

263 GDP Down 4%
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM

Stealing an election has consequences. Who knew.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (awtm/)

264 The productive are robbed of the fruit of their labor (a sin in itself, but also breeds the sin of Anger in the laborer), others are made dependent (fostering the sins of Envy and Sloth), and requires a ruling class to redistribute wealth (that have to suppress their consciences and empathy in order to exercise the sins of Pride and Vanity).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (pJWtt)

I have one just like this, but I'm saving it for round 2.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (2r4ek)

265 Since NASA is doing such a bang up job on the 14 year old over budget Boeing orbiter, let's kill Spacex........

We're coding as fast as we can!

Posted by: NASA Clock Boy Outreach at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (W4eKo)

266 Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (8XRCm)

================

Two Thumbs Up!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (jvt6t)

267 I'm wondering, does Senile Joe call it a work day when his diaper is full?

LID!

Posted by: motionview at January 29, 2021 11:55 AM (pYQR/)

268 263 GDP Down 4%
Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM

Stealing an election has consequences. Who knew.
---------------
Trump's Fault?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (mMpkz)

269 257 Cats and dogs have so much better hearing than us that they probably think we are always screaming at them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 11:54 AM (xfb67)

My dog can hear me thinking about opening the refrigerator. And she can tell the difference between off a food wrapper and taking the wrapper off something inedible.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (lgiXo)

270 224 Frau Blucher...hittable?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 29, 2021

***

Maybe. With her hair down and with some makeup. And you have one eye closed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 29, 2021 11:49 AM (yvr3o)

Wasn't Cloris Leachman a Miss America candidate?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)

271 Give me Teri Garr.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021

"What knockers!"

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (2r4ek)

272 >>JFC parents need an Instagram celebrity to tell them how to make their babies sleep? We are so so so very fucked as a society.

Right?

In this social media age, you can't just author a good book on advice for new parents, you have to be an "influencer" and an "expert" with people invested in your personality/charisma, so much so that they follow you, identify with you. Ick.

The ony thing worse than the sleep expert is her fellow baby parenting expert/influencer dude who outed her, because in addition to the influencer shtick, he is WOKE AF. Because parents looking for advice on issues with infants need to be up on the latest LGBTQ-BLM-Etc. stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (bDqIh)

273 You have to include a No Woodpecker disclaimer.
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (arJlL)
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I also need to /off sock before I post such a link.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (WEBkv)

274 JFC parents need an Instagram celebrity to tell them how to make their babies sleep? We are so so so very fucked as a society.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Psssht...generic Benedryl and whiskey

Posted by: Bruce at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (vd8XM)

275 Just one of many great Nick Searcy scenes from Justified. "First thing we're gonna do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy is awesome"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDh3OL_CJY

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (mZUr4)

276 Woo! Portnoy complaining in epic sums-it-up rant over the whole Robinhood/Game Stop debacle, a worthy watch:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ochqtl

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (2k7BX)

277 Isn;t it really just *exposing* that the little guy has always been excluded, they just made it look like he could have full access to the stock market?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 11:47 AM (bDqIh)

Well, up until now, I could take my puny little money and turn it into more money in the stock market. But the elites keep proposing ways to make it impossible for small investors to make money, like a tax percentage on trades that is bigger than the percentage you can gain in the trade.

Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (ofYez)

278 Elon Musk should start factories making rifles, ammo and primers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (ifmtJ)

279 Emmie,
For a variety of reasons, mainly dealing with liquidity, laws, politics, and existence in a global market, they cannot ban the little guy.

They are going to take a butt whipping and learn to like it.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (pO7gM)

280
Wasn't Cloris Leachman a Miss America candidate?
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She was the love lorn in The Last Picture Show. Got an Oscar and Timothy Bottoms, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (mMpkz)

281 >>>It's because collectivism fosters multiple sins:

It's the dilution that's the problem. You take no responsibility for your actions when not virtuous, as they are diluted out to society as a whole as a contributor. And you take no personal charity because charity is outsourced to the collective from the individual. You become merely a cog in the collective machine, not caring particularly about your personal sin or virtue so long as you keep being that cog, the machine manages those things allowing you to collapse inward on the self.
Collectivism is the death of the individual soul. And so deep has the dragon invaded that "Christians" themselves now speak openly of collective salvation. A concept completely antithetical to biblical teaching.

Posted by: Saintly Akin at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (1QYCL)

282 My dog can hear me thinking about opening the refrigerator. And she can tell the difference between off a food wrapper and taking the wrapper off something inedible.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

My cat can tell if it's non food or a slice of cheese being unwrapped.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 11:57 AM (shN6a)

283 I think I could devise a closed loop automatic railroad that moved oil the 500 feet across the border like a conveyer belt. It could even be electrically powered. Out one tap into a car, across the boarder and up an incline, the dump the oil out the bottom into a funnel and Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (yQpMk)

284 215 The thing is, SN9's flight profile is the same as SN8. Can't figure out what the FAA is concerned about this time.
sn8 = trump faa
sn9 = biden faa

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (v3pYe)

285 Give me Teri Garr.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 29, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

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220, 221 -- whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (mZUr4)

286 Trump's Fault?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 11:56 AM (mMpkz)
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Of course.

If Obama can blame Bush for the economy he inherited and take credit for the PDT Boom, then, resident Biden can most certainly blame PDT.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (WEBkv)

287 The stock market isn't the whole economy.

You're right, in fact the stock market is almost completely disconnected from the rest of the economy: it can be booming as everyone else suffers (see the Obama years) if manipulated properly.

But the GDP is down, inflation is up, growth is down to sub 3% again, etc. Almost as if putting a Democrat in charge is bad for the economy or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (KZzsI)

288 The way IPOs are handled should have been a clue that the little guy was just a mark.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me. at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (2DOZq)

289 Who is going to die next?

Biden - Clinton (either) - Feinstein - Leahy - Pelosi
My money is on Bill C.

I think Pelosi is good for another 15 years. Why would Satan want her when she's doing such good work here?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

How could you tell if Biden was dead? The animatronic dummy would speak coherently. Bill Clinton looks worse than most meth head pictures I've seen and Nancy and Hillary are alcohol preserved. Feinstein and Leahy both have a foot in the grave but the best medical care keeps them going, so does the cocktail of drugs.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 29, 2021 11:58 AM (qZdIZ)

290 I think Megan's dad was the pitcher on my girls fastpitch team. Hard to tell with the facial hair...the ol man was just a moustache.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (axyOa)

291 Kudos to the clever son of a gun who came up with these 'proverbs.'

It's a funny concept and well executed.

Posted by: Deafdog at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (i2qrU)

292
No freakin way Young Frankenstein gets made as a movie today.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (8XRCm)

293 283 I think I could devise a closed loop automatic railroad that moved oil the 500 feet across the border like a conveyer belt.
i was hoping for a fountain; an oil trebuchet, if you will. oil shot high into the air on the canadian side, caught in a basin on the us side and stuffed into the pipeline. makes additional money as a tourist attraction.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (sGtp+)

294 This is so Biden:

Delivers 40 COVID vaccinations to Guantanamo detainees before Americans get them.

Yes, pleebs, even the terrorists outrank you in the pecking order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (7moj5)

295 >>Elon's quietly set up the infrastructure to for-real "build your own Internet" and the left has started to notice and realize what's happening.

Oh, wow, that is all kinds of awesome -- the infrastructure part, not the big tech-big gov mean-giring him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

296 Nick Searcy and Justified were some kind of perfect connection: the best writing for him and the best delivery of that writing by him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

297 Bob's not MY uncle.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (D4OO0)

298 "Prepare your anus" probably sounds funny with a Chinese accent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (xfb67)

299 You're right, in fact the stock market is almost completely disconnected
from the rest of the economy: it can be booming as everyone else
suffers (see the Obama years) if manipulated properly.

That's the point, isn't it. Dems can destroy the real economy, and since nobody has any other productive place to put their investment money, they put it in stocks.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v16oJ)

300 "What magnificent knockers!"

*Suggested edit

Gary Seven was a lucky SOB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (S7VTO)

301
You're right, in fact the stock market is almost completely disconnected from the rest of the economy: it can be booming as everyone else suffers (see the Obama years) if manipulated properly.

------

Dumping 5 trillion of "quantitative easing" will do that...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (8XRCm)

302 OMG.. Nothing better than that greasy carb filled bloomin' onion

Posted by: NSA at January 29, 2021 12:01 PM (Zmnko)

303 To be fair for a federal govt project, 14 years late is like a private enterprise being on time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 12:01 PM (aqxIW)

304 Where in the world would you find a parking lot with 60 Biden/Harris stickers on the cars of people with jobs?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
++++
Washington, Any state capitol, Many county seats, Google, Amazon, Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

OK, but one where the boss would use that for layoffs, instead of for promotions?

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2021 12:01 PM (P1f+c)

305 Yes, pleebs, even the terrorists outrank you in the pecking order.

We're there any delusions to the contrary?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at January 29, 2021 12:01 PM (W4eKo)

306 That's the point, isn't it. Dems can destroy the real economy, and since nobody has any other productive place to put their investment money, they put it in stocks.

Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (v16oJ)

The Bond market is ruined and it's 10x larger than the stock market. Or was at least, now all that money will flow to stocks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (xfb67)

307 Yes, pleebs, even the terrorists outrank you in the pecking order.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (7moj5)

they can have my share, tyvm

Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (DJFLF)

308 "Kiss Me Deadly" is one of my favorite songs by Lita Ford.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (ch6++)
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You can Lita Ford to water, but you can't make her drink.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (FYe3W)

309 Delivers 40 COVID vaccinations to Guantanamo detainees before Americans get them.

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Well fuck.... how much more "socially distanced" can you get ..... ??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

310 She was the love lorn in The Last Picture Show. Got an Oscar and Timothy Bottoms, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head

IIRC, I read years ago Ms. Leachman was sans pantaloons quite to the surprise of Mr. Bottoms when he crawled beneath the sheets in the motel scene.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2021 12:03 PM (Rvt88)

311 308 "Kiss Me Deadly" is one of my favorite songs by Lita Ford.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 29, 2021 11:46 AM (ch6++)
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You can Lita Ford to water, but you can't make her drink.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (FYe3W

You can Lita Ford on fire but you can't Lita Chevy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:03 PM (7moj5)

312 I know that stocks do not reflect the economy. And I also know that any short term
Moves have virtually nothing to do with who is president. But the new rules say everything that goes wrong on any given days is Trumps, I mean Bidens fault. So since he was installed as president stocks are down 3% and about 30,000 people have died of Covid. He is a mass murderer who is destroying the economy. Fuck your. War.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 12:03 PM (aqxIW)

313 Let's do the time warg AGAIN!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (W2Pud)

314 Washington
Any state capitol
Many county seats
Google
Amazon
Facebook
Twitter
Apple
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Any university.
And the one where I used to teach is going through its second round of layoffs. You ought to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (axyOa)

315 Cloris... maybe her parents were named Claude and Doris.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (4a9Vv)

316 296 Circle the wagons scene. Marshals make a molotov cocktail and nobody has a lighter. Chief Deputy Marshal Art Mullen "Nobody has a lighter, this is Kentucky, not Saucelito"

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (I58tH)

317 309 Delivers 40 COVID vaccinations to Guantanamo detainees before Americans get them.

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Well fuck.... how much more "socially distanced" can you get ..... ??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 29, 2021 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

6ft social distance? 6ft in the ground sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (D3cJf)

318 Viral video purportedly shows a Chinese professional demonstrating how an anal swab is collected for Covid test
And you thought you hated YOUR job.
Posted by: pep at January 29, 2021 11:52 AM (v16oJ)

SNL skit the 'blowhole' had an enormous swab.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 29, 2021 11:59 AM (/Dgcm)

And another thing, fat thumbs wields the banstick for no apparent reason, one could get a VPN, or just hotspot it. New hash every time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (H4NYx)

319 they can have my share, tyvm

Yep. Somehow this doesn't bother me like I suppose it should.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (W4eKo)

320 "Prepare your anus" probably sounds funny with a Chinese accent.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

In Mandarin:
zhun bei ni de a nu si

With squiggly lines over each vowel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (shN6a)

321
Christian collectivism, as well defined by St. Benedict, eschews the critical weaknesses of modern collectivism.
1. You choose to be part of the community and can leave at any time. Your choice to remain and follow the communities rules are yours and yours alone. This is a personal act of virtue.
2. Individual virtue is the focus of communal life. While they do things together, the *WHOLE PURPOSE* is to be a mutual support group for individual virtue (read The Rule by St. Benedict this is very clear) like a lifetime living in a 12 step rehab center for addiction to sin.

Posted by: Saintly Akin at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (1QYCL)

322 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (7moj5)

323 But you will produce enough methane to heat your house all night.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (2BZBZ)

324 So no launch today, but looks like Starship SN10 has rolled out of the high bay and should be headed to the launch site. So there will be twins out there soon. Pretty cool to see one of those rolling down the road.

Live stream from NSF:
https://youtu.be/FpQwQx4Q_Dc

Posted by: AF at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (7TIB9)

325 Financial repression + blanket of idiocy* over the general economy = Obama 3rd term. Surprise.

* persecuting real energy development, subsidizing fake energy development, bloating an increasingly dysfunctional/wasteful public sector, resuming export of jobs/industry

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (OTzUX)

326 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's been done.

-- Katie Couric

Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2021 12:06 PM (Rvt88)

327 So I assume that Musk is ignoring the FAA and preparing to launch anyway? If so, good. How's this for a slogan? "Nullification starts at home."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 12:06 PM (UZVEt)

328 So, Lady YD is a very, very sweet lady who always says other women are beautiful, even when they're really not.

I showed her a picture of Kamal's husband's ex-wife's bull's daughter, and she flat out refused to believe someone that fugly was awarded a modeling contract. She was real confused, until I explained who it was, and then she rolled here eyes at the blatant nature of the bribe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2021 12:06 PM (Bvn1K)

329 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.

Ooo, me, me!!!! Pick me!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 29, 2021 12:06 PM (v16oJ)

330 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.

My ladder is ready to go!

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at January 29, 2021 12:06 PM (W4eKo)

331 Hotspot off...
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (/Dgcm)

Hotspot on...

Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (uFCZe)

332 Nick Searcy and Justified were some kind of perfect connection: the best writing for him and the best delivery of that writing by him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

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Amen (and awomen)! Insanely good writing and acting. Searcy, Olyphant, and Walton Goggins -- so good!

I've watched that series three times. I could watch it again and again.

For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (mZUr4)

333 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.

Uhh, uhh.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (ZGrMX)

334 When I see AirForce1 running on solar panels then I will take green energy seriously.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (aqxIW)

335 310 She was the love lorn in The Last Picture Show. Got an Oscar and Timothy Bottoms, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head

IIRC, I read years ago Ms. Leachman was sans pantaloons quite to the surprise of Mr. Bottoms when he crawled beneath the sheets in the motel scene.
-------------------
I enjoyed the movie when it came out but I didn't understand it until I read the book about six months ago. Larry McMurtry is a remarkable author. I believe he was in the Stamford Writers Class that included Ken Kesey and Sandra Day O'Conner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 12:08 PM (mMpkz)

336 261 I'm waiting for not mellow but pissed off Elon Musk to make an announcement.

"I've been working on delivery to space stations and such with my missiles.
Guess what else my labs whipped up that can be delivered".

Posted by: bill in arkansas

A hard tip and no brakes.
tusks from musk

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 29, 2021 12:08 PM (v3pYe)

337 For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (mZUr4)

If there is a sexier woman on earth than Winona (Natalie Zea), I haven't seen her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:08 PM (7moj5)

338 Nick Searcy and Justified were some kind of perfect connection: the best writing for him and the best delivery of that writing by him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

One of my few problems with that show was "not enough Searcy".

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 29, 2021 12:09 PM (ZGrMX)

339 If you can't use "China virus" then perhaps "Biden's boss' virus" would work.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2021 12:09 PM (3aI0K)

340 315 Cloris... maybe her parents were named Claude and Doris.
Posted by: Eric Cartman at January 29, 2021 12:04 PM (4a9Vv)

'Cloris' was her mother's name.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 12:09 PM (2r4ek)

341 Who is going to die next?

None. Adrenochrome

Posted by: shibumi at January 29, 2021 12:09 PM (tjZg/)

342 Musk probably ordered the rocket fueled when it occurred to him he had a contract with the government that did not allow for them to cancel the launch.

I expect reality hit soon after that.

Welcome to 2021, Elon.

Posted by: creeper at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (XxJt1)

343 But you will produce enough methane to heat your house all night.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

I'll take "What is Chipotle" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (shN6a)

344 Some of these odd connections --

'The Muses Elizium III . . .' just for Cloris

http://spenserians.cath.vt.edu/TextRecord.php?textsid=33309

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (MIKMs)

345 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (7moj5)
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Hope they use that really big swab that Cuomo had.

Posted by: Ziba at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (S1hrL)

346 Rush on now. Every day's a blessing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (W4eKo)

347 46 So you're getting ready to name your newborn baby daughter, and you come up with Cloris?
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2021 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

IKR?

Posted by: Fluorina at January 29, 2021 12:10 PM (9IdCK)

348 One of my few problems with that show was "not enough Searcy".
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 29, 2021 12:09 PM (ZGrMX)

Barry likes 'em bald.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (FdmAd)

349 For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???

Pretty much all the women in that show were a terrible mess, even little Loretta. The deputy played by Erica Tazel wasn't bad as a person if a bit sassy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (KZzsI)

350 tusks from musk
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (shN6a)

351 Insty has a good story about how Bill Kristol's poorly-named "DDT" spent more money on Biden than anyone else. (DDT is the parent organization of The Bulwark).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

352 If there is a sexier woman on earth than Winona (Natalie Zea), I haven't seen her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:08 PM (7moj5)

=====================

Love me some Natalie Zea. Currently suffering thru the CBS sitcom "The Unicorn" with her and Walton Goggins.

I suggested her to OM as a Who Dis several months ago. Not sure if she ever made the cut.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (mZUr4)

353 Decided to watch Outnumbered because the guests they have been having on this week have been outstanding.
Today is: Harris Faulkner, Tomi Lauren, Kim Klacik, Emily Campagno, and Dave Rubin

Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (NpAcC)

354 Ava.

BTW, just saw this headline: "Dow Slides 400 Points as Wall Street Gripped by GameStop Frenzy". Nothing about how GDP lowered after the presidency was stolen.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (awtm/)

355 157- *If* that is true, it could bankrupt brokers and clearinghouses. That might actually be disastrous, because it means the market makers are caught with their pants down. If that is true, look out below.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 11:38 AM

I was also wondering if RobinHood restricted accounts to liquidating transactions only because some of these new market players weren't paying for their purchases. That's a Reg T violation. You can't buy and then cover with proceeds from the sale in a cash account and you can't margin stock you haven't paid for. Maybe we're only hearing from clients who were thusly restricted.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (qe5CM)

356 345 Can't wait to see all the politicians rushing to the cameras to demonstrate their willingness to get the anal swab.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:05 PM (7moj5)
---------------
Hope they use that really big swab that Cuomo had.
----------------
This is a Job for Katie Couric. Her ass has seen action.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 29, 2021 12:12 PM (mMpkz)

357 I saw on Bloomberg this morning that Jim Cramersays the fed government needs to get involved in GameStop. What a moron. What are they going to get involved in hostile takeovers where the goal is to shutout competition and layoff employees? LBOs where the feds think there's too much debt? The list is endless.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 29, 2021 12:12 PM (F/Rk0)

358 nood

ewok

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2021 12:13 PM (FdmAd)

359 Nood. More stock stuff

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:13 PM (mZUr4)

360 The masks keep dropping. GameStopGate shows everyone where the pecking order is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:13 PM (7moj5)

361 337 For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (mZUr4)

If there is a sexier woman on earth than Winona (Natalie Zea), I haven't seen her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:08 PM (7moj5)

She's a HARD One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 29, 2021 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)

362 For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (KZzsI)
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Purely on physical aspects? Because as Christopher Taylor said, all of them are Rule #1 violations. But on the former, Winona's (Natalie Zea) the winner, possibly with Rachel Brooks (Erica Tazel) as a close second

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (UZVEt)

363 For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:07 PM (mZUr4)

Both, of course.

I also liked that saucy redhead in Season 4(?) the one with that fat phuck Michael Rappaport.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (x8Wzq)

364
For my Justified peeps -- Winona or Ava???
Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund)

Well, with Ava she'd give you the night of your life ("Why yes, I believe I DO have a feather duster and a can of creamed corn."). But you'd wake up with your ankle handcuffed to the headboard and your wallet empty. But it would be worth it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (EGyGV)

365 Jeez, looked at the TV and realized I left the weather channel on. In the big boobs department they are pushing Mexican TV.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (I58tH)

366 Rachel Brooks (Erica Tazel) as a close second
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (UZVEt)

Forgot her. She's a cutie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (x8Wzq)

367 I was also wondering if RobinHood restricted accounts to liquidating transactions only because some of these new market players weren't paying for their purchases. That's a Reg T violation. You can't buy and then cover with proceeds from the sale in a cash account and you can't margin stock you haven't paid for. Maybe we're only hearing from clients who were thusly restricted.
Posted by: Moonbeam at January 29, 2021 12:11 PM (qe5CM)

Thats a fair point. I used to have to deal Reg. T violations all the team. Even active traders would get burned by them even though they should have known better.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 29, 2021 12:16 PM (F/Rk0)

368 Ava would plug you in the chest with a shotgun while you're eating her fried chicken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:17 PM (7moj5)

369 "What is advocated by liberals today will be defended by conservatives tomorrow".

As a conservative, I didn't get this memo.....unless you're talking about the GOPe that use conservative rhetoric to get elected, claim to be conservatives but aren't, then get hung around actual conservatives necks when convenient at a blog and used to claim conservatism has failed by assorted dishonest fools.
Maybe those are the "conservatives" you are talking about(?) Sure AF ain't this conservative.

Posted by: JROD at January 29, 2021 12:17 PM (0jZnq)

370 Ava would plug you in the chest with a shotgun while you're eating her fried chicken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2021 12:17 PM (7moj5)

================

Isn't that exactly what she did to Boyd's brother??

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:18 PM (mZUr4)

371 RobinHood and whatever rich company offering them a buyout to protect their hedgefund can be easily destroyed by every person affected by their actions asking for arbitration of their grievances. RH was stupid enough not to allow collective arbitration because it figured it could handle the few individual disgruntled individuals. Plus, if the claim is over 100k, then RH MUST pay for a three abitrator panel.

Patreon is going down the tubes due to collective individual abitration action at a much lower level. The legal costs of these arbitration actions for their misdeeds is bankrupting them.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 12:18 PM (pO7gM)

372 I also liked that saucy redhead in Season 4(?) the one with that fat phuck Michael Rappaport.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (x8Wzq)
==================

Alicia Witt. That was Season 5.

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at January 29, 2021 12:19 PM (mZUr4)

373 JROD, I think the comment is directed toward National Review, Faux News, the rest of Conservative Media, Inc., and the Weakly Standard,now defunct.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 12:19 PM (pO7gM)

374 373 JROD, I think the comment is directed toward National Review, Faux News, the rest of Conservative Media, Inc., and the Weakly Standard,now defunct.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2021 12:19 PM (pO7gM)

This is correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 29, 2021 12:34 PM (2r4ek)

375 Cloris was a good looking woman, I loved her as the
grandma in 'The Croods'

Posted by: Nok, Caveman speaking softly & carrying big club at January 29, 2021 01:14 PM (+nWCH)

376
Well, with Ava she'd give you the night of your life ("Why yes, I believe I DO have a feather duster and a can of creamed corn."). But you'd wake up with your ankle handcuffed to the headboard and your wallet empty. But it would be worth it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2021 12:15 PM (EGyGV)

But would you still have both kidneys?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 29, 2021 01:50 PM (AUFdM)

377 What is the substitute for calling James Comey a weasel that does not insult weasels?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at January 29, 2021 02:29 PM (EMi53)

378 Thanks for sharing your thoughts about wallstreetbets.
Regards

Posted by: wallstreetbets at February 01, 2021 11:38 AM (LQp2d)

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