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Re-Education Camp Cafe

Another raccoon eating grapes. (The last one ate cherries.)

The crafty humans steal the grapes when the raccoon isn't looking.

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2021 07:33 PM (5mEzs)

2 Can i haz top bunk?

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:34 PM (n/szn)

3 Where's the otters, Ace?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2021 07:34 PM (5mEzs)

4 The more I learn about animals, the more I learn about animals ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rimshot Critic ... at January 25, 2021 07:34 PM (LPnfS)

5 Nobody said nood.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 25, 2021 07:35 PM (W4eKo)

6 I'm not educational.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 25, 2021 07:35 PM (3H9h1)

7 Waiting for the ferry. It's brrrrr cold out here!
But at least it isn't raining.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2021 07:36 PM (5mEzs)

8 Trash panda stuffed with grapes.

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (n/szn)

9 One by one we all will be in reeducation camp very soon.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)

10 This thread has a three mask minimum. Stay safe.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (W4eKo)

11 hate camping

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 07:38 PM (nUhF0)

12 I have now seen a real world example of a phrase I have used in the workplace for years... herding cats.

By golly, it is the truth.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2021 07:38 PM (ch6++)

13 Trash panda stuffed with grapes.
Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (n/szn)

--------

What's the cooking time on that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)

14 That is a pale woman.

Maybe they think she is made of Cod?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)

15 "Trash panda stuffed with grapes."

Served up with gopher gravy and pickled crow's gizzards.

Posted by: Granny Clampett at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (z2zu/)

16 14 That is a pale woman.

Maybe they think she is made of Cod?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)

*snort

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

17 Fawn is tender-oni!

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (n/szn)

18 Guliani's motion for discovery is denied, and hereby declared guilty and ordered to pay $2 billion by close of business or report to the supermax in Colorado by Wed.

But....Judge...this is a preliminary hearing!

Silence! I hold you in contempt! 10 years in Supermax!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (dNzKv)

19 That raccoon has life made.

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (R/m4+)

20 Did I miss the GAINZZZ thread?

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (786Ro)

21 Fawn is tender-oni!
Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (n/szn)

---------

She was making me a pot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Of course the deerlet came to her door. She gave it milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:40 PM (lmikk)

23 Mule train is more musical.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

24 Fawn comes to my door every evening.

Heckuva gal, Fawn. She does some crazy stuff, man.

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (786Ro)

25 Is going off-topic on an open thread like √ (-1)?

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is up
at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (rTqAd)

26 That raccoon looks so panicky when his bowl is suddenly empty. So cute!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (99Nt9)

27 Hey Rhomboid, your friend/my neighbor is probably a couple of blocks from me. We should use you as a go-between to negotiate a meet-up around the corner.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (KAi1n)

28 The kitten train ends the way you'd expect, they all get distracted and start wandering around off the rails.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

29 watching Tenet

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (nUhF0)

30 Stuff coon with grapes. Bake at 350 for 1 1/2 hrs. Discard coon. Eat grapes.

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (n/szn)

31 Did anyone else see the story about the gun store which refuses to sell to Biden voters?

It's a start. (Don't recall where I saw it, though.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (7X3UV)

32 That raccoon looks so panicky when his bowl is suddenly empty. So cute!

Yeah but he handles it well, he just figures its all over and starts to "wash his hands" and leave.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (KZzsI)

33 I'm re-educating myself and passing the savings onto me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (ifmtJ)

34 That is a pale woman.

Maybe they think she is made of Cod?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:39 PM (lmikk)

It's a weird looking still, you'd think she's about 7 feet tall, until you watch it and realize she's maybe 10 years old.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (C7zIl)

35 Most of us already are Skip. They just call it diversity training and so on and "you're getting paid so shut up" And the retired? Well if you only watch old DVDs, but if you listen to anything with commercials. You're getting re-educated.

Even if there is a famine or something, they'll probably just go back to ration coupons, and so long as we are not marching with torches they ain't taking our production out of the system.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (Aashi)

36 How many kittens was that? That was a lot of kittens!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (UUBmN)

37 The mapache is cute but i bet he smells.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (MYL08)

38
Camera falls out of plane and lands in a pig pen.

https://youtu.be/QrxPuk0JefA

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (mht8P)

39 12 I have now seen a real world example of a phrase I have used in the workplace for years...
herding cats. By golly, it is the truth.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2021 07:38 PM (ch6++)


My company at the time (EDS) aired a Super Bowl ad visualizing that metaphor: https://vimeo.com/26828021
We used to joke that the commercial was the only way we could explain to our parents what we did for a living.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (1uBGK)

40 Is going off-topic on an open thread like √ (-1)?
Posted by: mindful webworker - time is up


Use your imagination!

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (786Ro)

41 It's a weird looking still, you'd think she's about 7 feet tall, until you watch it and realize she's maybe 10 years old.

Yeah she's just a kid, must be the one that feeds them or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (KZzsI)

42 Since Sep-
Adopted my girls
Bought my dream property
Adopted my son
Hired at dream job
Army retirement approved
Sold house for $35,000 profit.

not tea bag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (dNzKv)

43 I agree that we all, especially Ace, need re-education...... that cats are the masterz of the interwebz.

Posted by: pookysgirl, whose mind has not being taken over by her cats.... really at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (XKZwp)

44 Copper was later shot and became sausage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (f/z+J)

45 Do me and my wife get the boxcar with the observation car???
I so want to view the mountains as they take us to the "Spa Camps" as they describe in the brochure!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (CjFDo)

46 Ace, that first vid won't play.

Nurse - still working right now, but wanted to let you know I popped something in the mail for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (2JVJo)

47 31 Did anyone else see the story about the gun store which refuses to sell to Biden voters?

It's a start. (Don't recall where I saw it, though.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (7X3UV)

Bake the cake

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (/6GbT)

48 Kitten train, runnin all day.
Kitten train, runnin all day!

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (n/szn)

49 One by one we all will be in reeducation camp very soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)

---

Who's this 'we'?

I will never set foot in any reeducation/concentration camp.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (DOEp8)

50 "I'm re-educating myself and passing the savings onto me."

Homeschool FTW!

Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (z2zu/)

51 Can't you just feel the unity? I wonder how many more times they will impeach Trump to distract from the shit show the Biden presidency is?

Jeff Zeleny
@jeffzeleny
NEW: President Biden offers his most extensive comments yet on impeachment, telling @kaitlancollins: "I think it has to happen," Biden said. He acknowledged the effect a trial could have on his agenda and nominees, but said there would be "a worse effect if it didn't happen."
4:23 PM · Jan 25, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (FBrfY)

52 It's a weird looking still, you'd think she's about 7 feet tall, until you watch it and realize she's maybe 10 years old.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (C7zIl)

It says it won't play until I click through to youtube!

I refuse to obey! *takes sip of Mello Yello*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (lmikk)

53 [a href="https://vimeo.com/26828021"]Cat herding video from comment #39 above.[/a]

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (1uBGK)

54 That raccoon looks so panicky when his bowl is suddenly empty. So cute!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (99Nt9)

Sure. Cute. You do realize if they had maybe 10 more IQ points, they'd be the planet's apex predator?

If any humans remained, we'd be isolated on some remote land like Madagascar or the Galapagos.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (C7zIl)

55 https://vimeo.com/26828021
We used to joke that the commercial was the only way we could explain to our parents what we did for a living.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2

I loved that commercial.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (MYL08)

56 Good for you, Cat Ass!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (5mEzs)

57 I saw Kitten Train open for Pussycat Dolls at NBC Studios in beautiful Burbank, CA, in '04

Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (786Ro)

58 "We" aint gonna go to no camp.

Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (z2zu/)

59 I wonder how many more times they will impeach Trump to distract from the shit show the Biden presidency is?

One day in and they've already had two scandals: the militarization of DC and the shabby treatment of said military. Jill Biden with two dozen cookies doesn't fix that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (KZzsI)

60 Kittens for sale or rent,
kitty litter fifty cents...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (lmikk)

61
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (DUIap)

62 Trash panda says 'wear a mask and wash hands frequently'.

Posted by: Vera Possum at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (n/szn)

63 "We" aint gonna go to no camp.
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 07:46 PM (z2zu/)

---

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (DOEp8)

64 I so want to view the mountains as they take us to the "Spa Camps" as they describe in the brochure!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (CjFDo)

-----------------

Just imagine that the mountains you see are the Urals.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (ch6++)

65 Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (C7zIl)

It says it won't play until I click through to youtube!

I refuse to obey! *takes sip of Mello Yello*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (lmikk)

Cute enough kittehs. Hoosier family though, so given the vid was shot in 2010, I figure all the cats are dead, and the girl is making her living on a stripper pole these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (C7zIl)

66 I'm looking forward to it, Mr Poppins!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (5mEzs)

67
not tea bag.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (dNzKv)

That's wonderful, congrats my friend!

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (MYL08)

68 GAAAAH! [link=https://vimeo.com/26828021]Sorry, here's the actual link[/link]
Maybe the third try will be the charm...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (1uBGK)

69 >>>NEW: President Biden offers his most extensive comments yet on impeachment, telling @kaitlancollins: "I think it has to happen," Biden said. He acknowledged the effect a trial could have on his agenda and nominees, but said there would be "a worse effect if it didn't happen."


DIAF you illegitimate cheating POS.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (qoNQ/)

70 hey, lets impeach Obama or Clinton or Carter.
(select the easiest target)

If they can impeach our guy lets have some payback

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (r4bSV)

71 I saw a video of a raccoon that snuck into a monkey enclosure to steal some food.

Bad move.

The monkeys proceeded to beat the ever loving crap out of the raccoon.

He was able to escape with his life, through a pipe.

I bet he'll never forget that beating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (PbzUs)

72 willowed
524 482 I heard that black women aren't too amused that they'll now be competing with trannies for "women's" athletic scholarships.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 07:27 PM (yTo22)
****
I sort of love the idea of non-competitive white guys being given the spots and related funding of the top 0.5% of black female athletes, and all under the guise of Title IX.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 07:30 PM (o/smN)
--
And I'm looking forward to the day, in a few years, where former males take most of the starting jobs in the WNBA. Some of them are slapping each other in the private parts for helping those 2 Lefty GA Senators win.
Good and hard, butches, good and hard.
At first, I thought it was a mis-spelling, too. But then it looked better if I just left it the way it was.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

73 Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a kitten train
I'm going off the rails on a kitten train

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

74 I said earlier - why are they bothering to impeaxh at all?
FICUS can just drone OrangeManBad coz unity

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (nUhF0)

75 One day in and they've already had two scandals: the militarization of DC and the shabby treatment of said military. Jill Biden with two dozen cookies doesn't fix that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


What are ya gonna do? Vote him out?

Posted by: Adriane the Rimshot Critic ... at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (LPnfS)

76 >>>If they can impeach our guy lets have some payback


You're assuming you can get one GOPer to do that. Not that kind of party anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (qoNQ/)

77 Fawn comes to my door every evening.

Heckuva gal, Fawn. She does some crazy stuff, man.
Posted by: Hands at January 25, 2021 07:41 PM


Roommate was a wild child!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (axyOa)

78 I'm impressed that they were able to get most of those kittens to follow along, as a group, for as long as they did. Near the end of the video, they reverted to cat mode and started wandering around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (FS0MO)

79 Cute enough kittehs. Hoosier family though, so given the vid was shot in 2010, I figure all the cats are dead, and the girl is making her living on a stripper pole these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (C7zIl)

Nah, it's worse. She probably went on to IU.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, IU Alumni at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (lmikk)

80 SMH those who took Weasels advice and get buried in a pile of brass won't.

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (Cxk7w)

81 Chi-Town Jerry, you getting the snow yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (kTF2Z)

82 [url=https://vimeo.com/26828021]Last try to link video[/url]

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (1uBGK)

83 We dont need no damned Madagascar Lemurs around here. Friggin foreignors.....

Posted by: Grapey Coon at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (n/szn)

84 4:23 PM Jan 25, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 25, 2021 07:45 PM (FBrfY)

Excuse me, I speak Joe, so if you will allow me to translate:

"China says we gotta."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (C7zIl)

85 "I remember Fawn well"
--Olliver North

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (KZzsI)

86 I was looking around for kittens for Mrs f'd and people are selling them for $600! Usually they just show up and start freeloading. I'm not paying $600 for that.

Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (z2zu/)

87 I appear to be unable to actually cause links to ... link. Sorry for crapping up the top 100, y'all.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (1uBGK)

88 "I think it has to happen," Biden said. He acknowledged the effect a trial could have on his agenda and nominees, but said there would be "a worse effect if it didn't happen."


So now it is ok to prosecute predecessors? What changed? I am confused.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

89 We have to impeach for the good of the country.


These people are insane. They could give themselves any excuse to do anything.

I'll bet Mao and Stalin thought they had to do it too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (f/z+J)

90 A buddy of mine moved with his family back to Bloomington (we both went to IU in the 90s.)

His wife saw some lady lysoling her veges at the kroger during the early days of lockdown.

Bloomington is a liberal hellhole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (lmikk)

91 but if you listen to anything with commercials. You're getting re-educated.

Posted by: PaleRider

Actually if you mute those commercials you can substitute your dialog.
Did this for Mrs. AZ, it was a tear jerker so adlibbed an ED one on it.
She was rolling in lol.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (gtatv)

92 Nah, it's worse. She probably went on to IU.

Hey! I resemble that!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

93 > lets impeach Obama or Clinton or Carter.

FDR.

Dig him up and put his head on a spike, like Charles II did with Oliver Cromwell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (yTo22)

94
Sorry for crapping up the top 100, y'all.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (1uBGK)

_________

Bad puppy! Bad!

*rubs nose in comments*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (mht8P)

95 Cat Ass, congratulations on the retirement. May you and your family be always Blessed.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (VT9tz)

96 So now it is ok to prosecute predecessors?

Yeah, funny that. Bush was big on the whole "it doesn't matter what Clinton did, I won't go there because it would be bad for America" but now he's all for it. Now we're supposed to believe it would be somehow bad for America if they did NOT do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

97 I have now seen a real world example of a phrase I have used in the workplace for years... herding cats.
By golly, it is the truth.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 25, 2021 07:38

That vid reminded me of when our dog Sadie, medium sized dog, had a litter of 10 about maybe Feb. Jules would take them outside and run around the house in the spring to exercise them. It was a hoot watching her run w/ the 10 pups following her.

Posted by: Farmer at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (55Qr6)

98 >>>NEW: President Biden offers his most extensive comments yet
on impeachment, telling @kaitlancollins: "I think it has to happen,"
Biden said. He acknowledged the effect a trial could have on his agenda
and nominees, but said there would be "a worse effect if it didn't
happen."


Keep it up a-holes, this will only martyr Trump more.

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (O3/K+)

99 92 Nah, it's worse. She probably went on to IU.

Hey! I resemble that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (dNzKv)

You been back since you graduated? I have not had the heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (lmikk)

100 Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:47 PM (C7zIl)

Nah, it's worse. She probably went on to IU.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, IU Alumni at January 25, 2021 07:49 PM (lmikk)

Where I'm from "hoosier" ain't got nothin' to do with Indiana. It's just an all-purpose word for hicks and hillbillies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (C7zIl)

101 I fucking feel like a Sith apprentice
just bathing in hate
uuughhhh
serenity now

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (nUhF0)

102 @69

I will wager 50 quatloos that the Meat Puppet regime will name and create a new office of Unity Enforcement and Compliance within the next several months.

Book it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (PbzUs)

103 First World Problems: With the demise of NBCSN, not sure how much I'll follow Indycars this year. IMSA uploads there races on there YTube page so that's not an issue. Indycars are moving replays to the Peacock Network. If I subscribe, it will be only to watch Indycars. Probably a monthly subscription during the Indycar season.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 07:53 PM (FS0MO)

104 Keep it up a-holes, this will only martyr Trump more.
Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 07:53 PM (axyOa)

105 You been back since you graduated? I have not had the heart.

No. I have not been there since 2nd year of med school. I did my last 2 years in Gary, I thought that was an upgrade.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:53 PM (dNzKv)

106 top 100!

Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (Tc2CN)

107 In the name of to commissiarate I sentence you to be harried, harrassed, and yes, even molested.....by.....kittens!

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (em79L)

108 Don't get mad or frustrated. Laugh. Its very freeing to come to the understanding that this is as much out of your hands as a comet or an earthquake. Yep, it sucks, but its not like I can fix it by yelling or getting ulcers. Just laugh at it. Its all a huge joke.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

109 maybe Feb. Jules would take them outside and run around the house in the spring to exercise them. It was a hoot watching her run w/ the 10 pups following her.
Posted by: Farmer at Jan

That's a lot of puppies. I love the way puppies smell.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (MYL08)

110
So what happens when this Senate trial flops? Indictment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (mht8P)

111 102 @69

I will wager 50 quatloos that the Meat Puppet regime will name and create a new office of Unity Enforcement and Compliance within the next several months.

Book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (PbzUs)
---------------
The Unity Czar

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (xqRaG)

112 I will wager 50 quatloos that the Meat Puppet regime will name and create a new office of Unity Enforcement and Compliance within the next several months.

Book it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM (PbzUs)

Bidenjugend?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (lmikk)

113 So now it is ok to prosecute predecessors?
-----------
Yeah, funny that. Bush was big on the whole "it doesn't matter what Clinton did, I won't go there because it would be bad for America" but now he's all for it. Now we're supposed to believe it would be somehow bad for America if they did NOT do so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

Former Liberian President Charles Taylor called and said he finds the whole thing distasteful.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:54 PM (C7zIl)

114 >>>Bidenjugend?


They'll go by The Meth's Head with less dazzling uniforms.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 07:55 PM (qoNQ/)

115 Tire Necklace Czar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 25, 2021 07:55 PM (onRez)

116 I will wager 50 quatloos that the Meat Puppet regime will name and create a new office of Unity Enforcement and Compliance within the next several months.

Book it.


Unity and Equality. The new agency will buy 5 billion rounds of ammo its first year, for "training".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

117 Where I'm from "hoosier" ain't got nothin' to do with Indiana. It's just an all-purpose word for hicks and hillbillies.
Posted by: BurtTC at J

Watch your language! We prefer the term redneck out my way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:55 PM (MYL08)

118 89 We have to impeach for the good of the country.


These people are insane. They could give themselves any excuse to do anything.

I'll bet Mao and Stalin thought they had to do it too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



For the Greater Good, Comrade!

The victims of the Greater Good that fill mass graves were unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (FS0MO)

119 105 You been back since you graduated? I have not had the heart.

No. I have not been there since 2nd year of med school. I did my last 2 years in Gary, I thought that was an upgrade.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:53 PM (dNzKv)

It was beautiful. I remember walking down the paths the first day of freshman year.

I also remember the first time I smelled Dung Meadow in August.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (lmikk)

120 The new agency will buy 5 billion rounds of ammo its first year, for "training".

Hey, the EPA totally needed all that ammo, they had to fight off ornery injuns after they pisin'd the reservation waters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (KZzsI)

121 Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire mogul behind Fox News, is taking issue with the silencing of debate on social media, saying censorship had hobbled discourse with awful woke orthodoxy.

Hey old man, ya see what your golden sperm scum kids are doing to your network?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (OVEfo)

122
Keep it up a-holes, this will only martyr Trump more.

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 07:52 PM


If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

-- Obi-Wan Trump

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (DUIap)

123 The Unity and Equality Office now boasts 2 million sworn officers, 5 million support personnel and has an annual budget of $400 billion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (dNzKv)

124

121 Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire mogul behind Fox News, is taking issue with the silencing of debate on social media, saying censorship had hobbled discourse with awful woke orthodoxy.

Hey old man, ya see what your golden sperm scum kids are doing to your network?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (OVEfo)

I didn't realize he was still alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (lmikk)

125 Biden says expect coronavirus restrictions through 2021.

Says he never promised two months.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (f/z+J)

126 People all over the world
(cmon) Join hands
Start a cat train, cat train

Posted by: The O'Jays at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

127 Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire mogul behind Fox News, is taking issue with the silencing of debate on social media, saying censorship had hobbled discourse with awful woke orthodoxy.

Hey old man, ya see what your golden sperm scum kids are doing to your network?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 07:56 PM (OVEfo)

I didn't realize he was still alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (lmikk)

Neither did he

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (OVEfo)

128 Bad puppy! Bad! *rubs nose in comments*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 07:51 PM (mht8P)

Joke's on you -- I got Winnie The Flu, so no sense of smell**. Also, you better wear your good shoes the next time you leave the house, or those bad boys are mine.

** not really -- at least not yet

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (1uBGK)

129 >>>Hey, the EPA totally needed all that ammo, they had to fight off ornery injuns after they pisin'd the reservation waters


Plus, the PETA hippies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (qoNQ/)

130 Military occupation of the capital, the new regime putting the former regime on trial - they said that we would be in a dictatorship if I voted for Trump

Posted by: Josephistan at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (zHZJS)

131 Did this for Mrs. AZ, it was a tear jerker so adlibbed an ED one on it.

She was rolling in lol.




Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 25, 2021 07:50 PM (gtatv)
I double-Valu-Rite-dare you to do it during a Thai commercial. Especially "My daddy is a liar."

Posted by: pookysgirl, challenger (but not the kind that blows up) at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (XKZwp)

132 Where I'm from "hoosier" ain't got nothin' to do with Indiana. It's just an all-purpose word for hicks and hillbillies.
Posted by: BurtTC at J
---------------
Watch your language! We prefer the term redneck out my way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:55 PM (MYL0

Sorry, here, have a coke*.


*Don't ask me "what flavor."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (C7zIl)

133 Hey, the EPA totally needed all that ammo, they had to fight off ornery injuns after they pisin'd the reservation waters

Same with the SS office. Those old people get ornery when their checks are late or the COLA isn't calculated correctly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (dNzKv)

134 The Unity Palace is the biggest and most ornate building in Nu Washington, now a state. The golden statue of Biden out front is honored by visitors who bow and kiss its feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (KZzsI)

135 Mr. Aspiring Factory @ 115- Amen. The coming darkness will make the communist rape of Africa look like Sunday school.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (em79L)

136
I appear to be unable to actually cause links to ... link.

Only cobs can do that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

137 Some visitors ask why the Biden statue has horns, four eyes, and bat wings, but they keep the questions to themselves if they know what is good for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

138 Military occupation of the capital, the new regime putting the former regime on trial - they said that we would be in a dictatorship if I voted for Trump


You voted for Trump, and now we have a dictatorship. What is your point?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 07:59 PM (dNzKv)

139 Bartiromo is on before Tucker. Wonder if that's her new spot.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)

140 Sorry, here, have a coke*.


*Don't ask me "what flavor."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (C7zIl)

It was 'Pop' in my neck of HoosierLand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (lmikk)

141 >>>Same with the SS office.


By the end of the year, it won't be the "SS" office you know.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (qoNQ/)

142 What is the percentage of interracial couples in commercials? My casual observation would put it at around 40%. Biden said it was two out of three. Imagine the firestorm if Trump had said that.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (KuDNQ)

143 Sorry, here, have a coke*.


*Don't ask me "what flavor."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (C7zIl)

It was 'Pop' in my neck of HoosierLand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (lmikk)

Oh, I'll give you a pop!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (C7zIl)

144 141 >>>Same with the SS office.


By the end of the year, it won't be the "SS" office you know.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (qoNQ/)

Or it really will be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:01 PM (lmikk)

145 Speaking of cats, it looks like I will have a new kitteh soon. A sweet, little, mixed Maine coon female is being re-homed. She looks a bit like Dorkie Dork and has the same temperament. :-> I will then have 5 kittehs in my life: "Pretty Girl", my godkitty Maceo, and the 3 new cats that have appeared in my backyard (though 2 have collars) - a black one my brother calls "Panther", a ginger top/white underside, and an incredibly gorgeous calico.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2021 08:01 PM (KAi1n)

146 Yep, it sucks, but its not like I can fix it by yelling or getting ulcers. Just laugh at it. Its all a huge joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Trying
but I think a switch flipped
mebbe its womenopause hah

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 08:01 PM (nUhF0)

147 Hmmm

Bud is not doing a new Superbowl ad this year. They claim the money is going to Covid propaganda but I wonder if they sense the ratings aren't going to be worth the enormous expense?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

148 Senator, the Unity and Equality Office requests funding for an additional 30 heavy bombers, for the reasonable cost of $1 trillion. The specter of rightwing terrorism grows ever larger with each passing day, and we must meet that threat with appropriate force.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:01 PM (dNzKv)

149 It would be nice if somebody said that, if we can impeach Trump for talking in public after he is out of office, we can impeach Obama for sedition and treason. It is a pleasant dream, but the GOP that vote for impeaching Trump will then say, That is not who we are.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 25, 2021 08:02 PM (YwPJG)

150 a bunch of advertisers are skipping the superbowl, Christopher
*plays tiny violin*

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 08:02 PM (nUhF0)

151 hahaha. Lots of libs in entertainment think concerts and theater are coming back in the spring. Pedo Joe just said on Breitbart that restrictions might last until early fall. Way to go liberals, just keep voting Democrat.

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

152 >>>Bud is not doing a new Superbowl ad this year.


I heard today a lot of companies are dropping out. Coke was one. The party line is they don't want to be destroyed by woke people on Twitter. Sounds odd to me, but maybe they thought it wasn't worth the money.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (qoNQ/)

153 I actually may go to a camp. But when I say we're leaving now, you better be right behind me and moving fast.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (KATBx)

154 147 Hmmm

Bud is not doing a new Superbowl ad this year. They claim the money is going to Covid propaganda but I wonder if they sense the ratings aren't going to be worth the enormous expense?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Woke is bad for business. https://tinyurl.com/yxhzrmsk

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (FS0MO)

155 Another year of fear and lockdowns will obliterate the theater and cruise ship business. They cannot possibly keep that property on mothballs another year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (KZzsI)

156 I wonder if Dementia Joe is still swimming naked in front of female Secret Service agents like he did during the Obama years?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (FBrfY)

157 A couple of weeks ago, ordered some 9mm. Not a great price (compared to a few months ago) but was the lowest price of a name brand.
It arrived today.
The same ammo on ammoseek is now $120 a case more than when I ordered it.

Precious metals, indeed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

158 I heard today a lot of companies are dropping out. Coke was one. The party line is they don't want to be destroyed by woke people on Twitter. Sounds odd to me, but maybe they thought it wasn't worth the money.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (qoNQ/)

Superbowl space is getting cheaper all the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (lmikk)

159 What's a "Super Bowl"?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (OTzUX)

160 Three videos and not one single tranny. So yeah--off to the camps for Mr. Ace.

Posted by: Neil "Fuckbag" Gorsuch at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

161 What is the percentage of interracial couples in commercials?

This. It could be an ad for tomato seeds, but they have to show a gay couple, a mixed race couple, a woman in a traditional male job, and a male in a traditional female role.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

162 Bartiromo is on before Tucker. Wonder if that's her new spot.
Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (+ya+t)


Not watching Fox anymore. Sorry Tucker, but you will have to be on a new venue for me to follow you again.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (KuDNQ)

163 I wonder if Dementia Joe is still swimming naked in front of female Secret Service agents like he did during the Obama years?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (FBrfY)

Not the same...it droops a lot more now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (OVEfo)

164 So we have to impeach for the good of the country? Bizzaro world. DIAF Congress

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (/6GbT)

165 156 I wonder if Dementia Joe is still swimming naked in front of female Secret Service agents like he did during the Obama years?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (FBrfY)

I doubt he 'swims' these days.

They probably just have to endure watching him be changed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (lmikk)

166

[162 comment rule]

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (r4bSV)

167 Biden says expect coronavirus restrictions through 2021.

Says he never promised two months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (f/z+

I actually hope that he attempts that. Love to see a revolt by a good percentage of his voters . I have been predicting end of March

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

168 I double-Valu-Rite-dare you to do it during a Thai commercial. Especially "My daddy is a liar."

Posted by: pookysgirl

I only do voice overs when I will not get murdered for doing one...

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (gtatv)

169 FICUS Baiden is following Xi's orders
Xi doesnt gaf about Dems

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (nUhF0)

170 Says he never promised two months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (f/z+

Or a rose garden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (OVEfo)

171 Another year of fear and lockdowns will obliterate the theater and cruise ship business. They cannot possibly keep that property on mothballs another year.

Yep. Same with concert touring. To be honest, concerts are harder than regional theater since in involves people moving from one state to another, and there are a lot of local people who are essentially uninsured day labor. So yeah, not coming back.

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (ZCiJZ)

172 "Coca-Cola is out this year, the report said. So is Hyundai, Olay, Avocados From Mexico, Little Caesars, and Ford Motors."

I'm not buying the "fear of offending half their customers" line. Nobody was enraged by the Budweiser Clydesdale ads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

173 What is the percentage of interracial couples in commercials? My casual observation would put it at around 40%. Biden said it was two out of three. Imagine the firestorm if Trump had said that.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (KuDNQ)

**

In commercials? Easily 50%.

In real life? 10%, tops.

Probably closer to 1% if you count Hispanics as white like the FBI does in their offender database (they have a slot for Hispanic in the "victim" column, interestingly).

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (o/smN)

174
Joe Biden does not ride a Peleton either


total BS story to headfake some vigor

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (r4bSV)

175 I actually hope that he attempts that. Love to see a revolt by a good percentage of his voters . I have been predicting end of March
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

I hoped people would be sick of it at the end of LAST March.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (lmikk)

176 I am so old, I can remember when I had a sense of humor and I still thought "This too shall pass!"

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (87oRe)

177 Another year of fear and lockdowns will obliterate the theater and cruise ship business. They cannot possibly keep that property on mothballs another year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:03 PM (KZzsI)


Speaking as a lover of silent film, a former Broadway geek and occasional am-dram actor, theater can die. As can Hollywood.

Never went on a cruise, never plan to. I get seasick flushing a toilet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (2JVJo)

178 >>>Superbowl space is getting cheaper all the time.


Very few fans in attendance this year too. The heart bleeds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (qoNQ/)

179 What is the percentage of interracial couples in commercials? My casual observation would put it at around 40%. Biden said it was two out of three. Imagine the firestorm if Trump had said that.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (KuDNQ)

**

In commercials? Easily 50%.

In real life? 10%, tops.

Probably closer to 1% if you count Hispanics as white like the FBI does in their offender database (they have a slot for Hispanic in the "victim" column, interestingly).
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (o/smN)

What about the huge amount of transexuals in the Military? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (OVEfo)

180 Is this the girl from the chess thread?
https://tinyurl.com/y3ednz2r

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (4vNgL)

181 "...a woman in a traditional male job..."

---

Any women turning wrenches, that aren't wearing inch long talons?

Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (DOEp8)

182 They probably just have to endure watching him be changed.

"someone crapped my pants again! You, change me!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

183 Superwhat now?
I hear they are giving most of the tickets away for free to the brave TikTok dancers... I mean nurses on "the front lines"
I am willing to bet that most of the tickets will end up in the hands of administrators and other hospital employees who had exactly 0 patient contact, but make a case for "deserving" it because of "sacrifice".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (dNzKv)

184 I actually hope that he attempts that. Love to see a revolt by a good percentage of his voters . I have been predicting end of March.

Nope. It's all COVID all the time in a lot of blue cities. Terror level 10 all the time. Look at local tv websites. They will keep it cranked up as long as Pedo Joe and Dr. Fraudci want it cranked up. Which might be... years.

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (ZCiJZ)

185 >>>I'm not buying the "fear of offending half their customers" line. Nobody was enraged by the Budweiser Clydesdale ads.


Yes, but Twitter addicts rage at anything and anything. No company wants to take the chance of some jackass Twitter mob calling for a boycott.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (qoNQ/)

186 >>Nah, it's worse. She probably went on to IU.

Hey! I resemble that!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!)

Hey Me too!

Posted by: Aviator at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (0FTCx)

187 Chi-Town Jerry, you getting the snow yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell
.Very little! I thought there would be a lot more by now.. just a dusting..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (CjFDo)

188 Oh, and I'm guessing "asian/polynesian + white" drives a huge part of that interracial marriage data, too.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:08 PM (o/smN)

189 182 They probably just have to endure watching him be changed.

"someone crapped my pants again! You, change me!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

That happens all the time.
-Male SS agent to female SS agent wiping POTUS' ass and being disturbed by the erection

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)

190 Who's this 'we'? I will never set foot in any reeducation/concentration camp.

Yup. Why in the world would anyone ever consider that a viable option?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (W4eKo)

191 174
Joe Biden does not ride a Peleton either


total BS story to headfake some vigor
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (r4bSV)

It was RBGs peleton. Probably had to delete the tour de france program

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (/6GbT)

192 140 Sorry, here, have a coke*.


*Don't ask me "what flavor."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 07:58 PM (C7zIl)

It was 'Pop' in my neck of HoosierLand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:00 PM (lmikk)

A couple of years ago there was a map of the US, saying by region what people called soft drinks. (maybe it was even here at AoS)
The eastern seaboard was all "soda". Most of the western US was "pop". Some places were "sodapop".
In the South, at least some of it, IIRC, it was "coke".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

193 I only do voice overs when I will not get murdered for doing one...



Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 25, 2021 08:05 PM (gtatv)
Smart man.

Posted by: pookysgirl, high WISDOM score at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (XKZwp)

194 "Coca-Cola is out this year, the report said. So is Hyundai, Olay, Avocados From Mexico, Little Caesars, and Ford Motors."

I'm not buying the "fear of offending half their customers" line. Nobody was enraged by the Budweiser Clydesdale ads.


So that pretty much leaves Goldline, Dewy Cheetham and Howe slip-n-fall lawyers, Crazy Al's Used Cars and Earl's Bail Bonds as advertisers.

The NFL better have pole dancing for its half-time show if they want to pull better ratings than M*A*S*H reruns.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (C+evo)

195 167 Biden says expect coronavirus restrictions through 2021.

Says he never promised two months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 07:57 PM (f/z+
--------------

Tighten the thumbscrews and give it to Trump real hard.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (26uHx)

196 hahaha. Lots of libs in entertainment think concerts and theater are coming back in the spring. Pedo Joe just said on Breitbart that restrictions might last until early fall. Way to go liberals, just keep voting Democrat.
Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:02 PM (ZCiJZ)

Who was it who posted the pic the other day, from Wuhan, the funnest place on Earth these days.

Gotta give credit where it's due. The CCP bought our politicians, gave us their virus, and got Trump out of office. They certainly know what they're doing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (oQ94s)

197 Superbowl space is getting cheaper all the time.

According to the Breitbart article Puddleglum linked above, yeah, the cost of the ads has dropped by half a million per spot.

Oh, they also note that Gillette lost 8 BILLION from their retarded man-scolding bit, and Jeep got slaughtered for their "this land is your land" globalist ad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (KZzsI)

198 "...a woman in a traditional male job..."

*

(tries to remember the last time I saw a woman digging ditches or laying shingles)

Oh, wait. I get it. Same as how it's not the sexual harassments if the guy is gorgeous.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (o/smN)

199 As I predicted Amazon is starting to remove our 2A T-shirts. Cool design Heidi did MOLON LABE in original Greek and "come and get it" under the Greek letters. (Violates content guidelines) Our best seller. And selling it for several months. Glad we got ours before.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (f4HZK)

200 Commissar Chairman Hrothgar @ 176- Take inventory of your moods. Your sense of humor is still there. May need replenishing, but you still have it.
'A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (em79L)

201
just made an Obi-Wan Trump meme:

https://tinyurl.com/y3f4wfcj

see it this gets you kicked off of facespace, insta-chat, snap-gram, or whatever

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (DUIap)

202 Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (DOEp


{{{SMH}}}

Judges will award you a universal "11" if you have video!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (87oRe)

203 Bartiromo is on before Tucker. Wonder if that's her new spot.
Posted by: dartist

The Ramones covered this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJxMd3Pls8

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (ZCiJZ)

204 A nation of cowering hypochondriacs forced to use government provided healthcare is the dream for the Left. They will hold on to this forever if permitted.

Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (z2zu/)

205 189 182 They probably just have to endure watching him be changed.

"someone crapped my pants again! You, change me!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

That happens all the time.
-Male SS agent to female SS agent wiping POTUS' ass and being disturbed by the erection
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (lmikk)

We passed the "Too Much Information" sign way, way back there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, pointing thumb over my shoulder at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

206 Fucking great. Now they are going to release a propaganda video of Biden riding Peloton getting egged on by some trainer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

207 Oh, they also note that Gillette lost 8 BILLION from their retarded man-scolding bit, and Jeep got slaughtered for their "this land is your land" globalist ad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (KZzsI)

Gillette just reminded me that a good blade on a safety razor that costs .50 per blade is just as good as a 16 bladed wunderwaffen that costs $19 for a pack of 5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (lmikk)

208 We passed the "Too Much Information" sign way, way back there.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, pointing thumb over my shoulder at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

*whistles in the dark*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:12 PM (lmikk)

209 Now they are going to release a propaganda video of Biden riding Peloton getting egged on by some trainer.

Probably just a really bad photoshop as a still photo like that pathetic one of Obama "firing" the shotgun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

210 Never went on a cruise, never plan to. I get seasick flushing a toilet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (2JVJo)

That deserves a good snort.

*snort*

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (uxUoN)

211 The NFL got real lucky having Brady make it to the Super Bowl. I'm not going to watch but I bet a lot of people will break their boycott to watch and see if Brady makes sports history.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

212 I was stumped on the last thread trying to think of who BTH was. Then, I saw the diaper changes for Joe in this one, and thought, toilet!

Posted by: Nobody at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (AcHy0)

213 "This is what it looks like when a gun fires, right? Right."
--20 something Filmologist working on the Obama picture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (KZzsI)

214 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"


https://tinyurl.com/y4gphna5

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (O3/K+)

215 Regarding the dispute on the previous thread about "1984", look up the first edition. You cannot copyright or trademark a number, as Intel found out with the 386.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (2BZBZ)

216 They certainly know what they're doing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (oQ94s)


Maybe THIS time the commies will get it "right"?

I hope not, but...

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (87oRe)

217 I'm not buying the "fear of offending half their customers" line. Nobody was enraged by the Budweiser Clydesdale ads.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, nobody is boycotting Nike and Gillette because they advertise during NFL games. People ARE in part, boycotting NFL games because they advertise with Nike and Gillette though.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (oQ94s)

218 The NFL got real lucky having Brady make it to the Super Bowl.

"Yeah. Luck"
--NFL giggling behind their hand

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (KZzsI)

219 LeftCoast DAwg, not coke, cocola. And yeah it was all soft drinks. Further classification was 'what kind?'.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (em79L)

220 Gillette just reminded me that a good blade on a safety razor that costs .50 per blade is just as good as a 16 bladed wunderwaffen that costs $19 for a pack of 5.
---
Yeah, but your old blade doesn't have a cool name, like Nucular Jizm.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (sWM8x)

221 Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (DOEp

Saw some guys in Graf trying that trick. Got to laugh my ass off when they threw a track.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (uxUoN)

222 'A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (em79L)


Vet wise advice, but sometimes still hard to bring off!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (87oRe)

223 Probably just a really bad photoshop as a still photo like that pathetic one of Obama "firing" the shotgun
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

Naaahh. They will rig the pedals to a motor and hold his feet on with duct tape, but call it "kinesiology tape"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (dNzKv)

224 214 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"


https://tinyurl.com/y4gphna5
Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (O3/K+)

That is how to troll

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (/6GbT)

225 A couple of years ago there was a map of the US, saying by region what people called soft drinks. (maybe it was even here at AoS)
The eastern seaboard was all "soda". Most of the western US was "pop". Some places were "sodapop".
In the South, at least some of it, IIRC, it was "coke".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (sy5kK)


We used to call it "tonic" here in NE MA. I think I'm the only one who still does.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (2JVJo)

226 Biden says expect coronavirus restrictions through 2021.

Says he never promised two months.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Tighten the thumbscrews and give it to Trump real hard.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog

Coming soon to a theater near you:
"The Man with Two Masks1!", starring Dr. Anthony Fauci, as.....the man with two masks!
Co - starring Joe Biden as "Joe Biden", Jill Biden as "Jill Biden" and Donald Trump as Emmanual Goldstein.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

227 Judges will award you a universal "11" if you have video!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:11 PM (87oRe)

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No video, unfortunately.

This was well before social media lunacy.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (DOEp8)

228 The Wifey bought a Roku Ultra on Friday, and we spent the weekend checking it out. Cancelled cable TV today (but kept the cable internet). Cut our bill in half. Looking into buying our own cable modem so we can ditch the $14/mo. rental.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (C7oWg)

229 https://tinyurl.com/y4gphna5
Posted by: DJ

I did, and reading the comments, those with TDS are glad he's done it. They've clearly missed
#orangemanbad.

Posted by: lizabth at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (L3Rsz)

230 In the South, at least some of it, IIRC, it was "coke".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

*****

Sadly the locusts are helping do away with that sort of thing. It's a shame, too. It wasn't too long ago that the South was a place of wonderful, colorful language filled with elaborate descriptions and nuance, and often without the speaker using many words to accomplish the task.

Thank goodness everything is homogenized now.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (o/smN)

231 >>>Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"

Troll level: Jedi Master.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (qoNQ/)

232 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"

https://tinyurl.com/y4gphna5
Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (O3/K+)

That is how to troll
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (/6GbT)

---

Hub just read me this.

Still chuckling.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (DOEp8)

233 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"

Does he have the special podium and seal like O'bama?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (KZzsI)

234 Observation 1. It has been nearly a full year since the country got shut down for two weeks so the we could save the medical system and since then we have discovered nothing can be flattened especially the fascist power accumulated by UniParty + Parasites (aka the GOP).

Observation 2. Covid days are a lot like dog years. My early estimate is one Covid day is worth about 25 earth days. I am thinking that could be off by a magnitude.

Posted by: Never Bidenist at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (2jEn3)

235 Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (DOEp

I hear they look good around the reflecting pool. You know, where the lights are like Biden teaching out to America.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (axyOa)

236 Yeah, I am old enough to have read it well before 1984.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (2BZBZ)

237 They certainly know what they're doing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (oQ94s)

Maybe THIS time the commies will get it "right"?

I hope not, but...
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (87oRe)

I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (oQ94s)

238 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"


"Office of the Rightful President" has a better ring.

"Office of the Once and Future President"

"Office of the 'I am Fucking Coming for You Traitorous Joe Biden'"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (dNzKv)

239 222
VERY wise advice!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (87oRe)

240 >>>Does he have the special podium and seal like O'bama?


It should be the God-King float they made of him a few years ago.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (qoNQ/)

241 219 LeftCoast DAwg, not coke, cocola. And yeah it was all soft drinks. Further classification was 'what kind?'.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:14 PM (em79L)

Drinkin' rum and Coca-Cola
Go down Point Koomahnah
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the Yankee dollar

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (lmikk)

242 Cut our bill in half. Looking into buying our own cable modem so we can ditch the $14/mo. rental.
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Welcome to the club, pal!

Yeah, we cut out cable at our old houses, and have been on Roku ever since we moved into the new house out here in redneck wonderland.
Trump voters, guns, RV's and pick-up trucks.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

243 237 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

----

Ding. Ding. Winner!

Posted by: Never Bidenist at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (2jEn3)

244 What is the percentage of interracial couples in commercials?

This. It could be an ad for tomato seeds, but they have to show a gay couple, a mixed race couple, a woman in a traditional male job, and a male in a traditional female role.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:04 PM (dNzKv)


The majority of Homo couples are white guys. The majority of interracial couples are black men with white women.


An white men are paired with black women it tends to be older couples.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (KuDNQ)

245 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (oQ94s)


As long as I am in complete control, you can call it anything you want...

in fact you can yell that in the camps!!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (87oRe)

246 An white men are paired with black women it tends to be older couples.

I see very few black guys with white women, that tends to piss off the sistas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

247 Great. Wouldn't be surprised if liberal groups and Q-Anon are behind this

Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
Grifters have already registered several 'Patriot Parties'

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (NpAcC)

248 233 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"

Does he have the special podium and seal like O'bama?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:16 PM (KZzsI)

Bet he has real marble in his columns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (lmikk)

249 Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:07 PM (DOEp

I hear they look good around the reflecting pool. You know, where the lights are like Biden teaching out to America.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (axyOa)

---

Oh, the donuts I could do there...

Not to mention targeting acquisition exercises out to...meh...1000 meters.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (DOEp8)

250 214 Did y'all see this? Trump establishes "Office of the Former President"

https://tinyurl.com/y4gphna5

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:13 PM (O3/K+)
----------------------------------

Then open up a comments section already.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (26uHx)

251 >>>I see very few black guys with white women, that tends to piss off the sistas


Word. It's mostly sports stars with white women. They can get away with it more than the average guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (qoNQ/)

252 he majority of interracial couples are black men with white women.


And it is always a suburban white girl with some inner city drug selling thug. Or a 300# white woman in spandex and green hair.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:20 PM (dNzKv)

253 I see very few black guys with white women, that tends to piss off the sistas

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LOL

See that a lot in St. Louis.

No skin off my ass.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:20 PM (DOEp8)

254 176 I am so old, I can remember when I had a sense of humor and I still thought "This too shall pass!"
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:06 PM (87oRe)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

We need your sense of humor.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

255 >>What's a "Super Bowl"?

Posted by: rhomboid

Something that will hold my fat ass up when I take a dump.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (0FTCx)

256 And it is always a suburban white girl with some inner city drug selling thug. Or a 300# white woman in spandex and green hair.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:20 PM (dNzKv)

---

This is common in St. Louis.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (DOEp8)

257 See that a lot in St. Louis.

No skin off my ass.


Yeah but some, boy they get reeaaall pissed. Advertisers want to avoid that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (KZzsI)

258 I was reading tweet responses to Rand Paul calling the trial illegal. It's just amazing how many people in this country are insane. And those that didn't come off as insane are too lazy to actually read the Constitution.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (JKNZq)

259 This was well before social media lunacy.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (DOEp


Nuts, think of the social media stardom you might have had!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (87oRe)

260 I would love to write a Hallmark Movie where the two gays are conflicted. The black guy is conservative and the white guy is liberal. The usual Boy meets boy, boy hates boy stuff. The working together montage. The misunderstanding (one thinks the other has a partner). Fuck. Make it a Christmas story with cutting down a real tree, gingerbread house contest, Christmas tree lighting ceremony in the town square, etc.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (2BZBZ)

261 The Ramones covered this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJxMd3Pls8

Nice! Never heard that one. Love me some Italian girls.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (+ya+t)

262 Hrothgar!

You better not be going anywhere.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (DOEp8)

263 >>>And it is always a suburban white girl with some inner city drug selling thug. Or a 300# white woman in spandex and green hair.


That's very true in North Philly. Been working there for nearly two decades.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (qoNQ/)

264 New song from Dopey Joe:

"I beg your pardon, I never shitted in the Rose Garden."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (yTo22)

265 Nuts, think of the social media stardom you might have had!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (87oRe)

---

Yeah, no.

I like what little privacy I do have.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (DOEp8)

266 I see very few black guys with white women, that tends to piss off the sistas
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:19 PM (KZzsI)

(Jump to top of page)


I'm guessing you don't live in the South or around any military bases.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (KuDNQ)

267 I would love to write a Hallmark Movie where the two gays are conflicted. The black guy is conservative and the white guy is liberal.

Yeah but which one would wear the green sweater and which one the red in the ad?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

268 >>>I was reading tweet responses to Rand Paul calling the trial illegal.


Pierre Delecto was on CNN - shock - and said the impeachment is completely constitutional. Because he's a moron.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (qoNQ/)

269 Has Puddinhead issued a timeline on that cure for cancer he promised?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (sWM8x)

270 258 NST,
Looking at the online world gives one a distorted view of humanity. Twitter is one of the worst as it is a tiny fraction of leftists in a world of normal opinion.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (pO7gM)

271 I'm guessing you don't live in the South or around any military bases.

No, I see them in real life, I mean in advertising.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

272 I'm guessing you don't live in the South or around any military bases.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (KuDNQ)

---

No shit.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (DOEp8)

273 260 I would love to write a Hallmark Movie where the two gays are conflicted. The black guy is conservative and the white guy is liberal. The usual Boy meets boy, boy hates boy stuff. The working together montage. The misunderstanding (one thinks the other has a partner). Fuck. Make it a Christmas story with cutting down a real tree, gingerbread house contest, Christmas tree lighting ceremony in the town square, etc.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (2BZBZ)

We can call it Amos and Alejandro!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (lmikk)

274 Started out the day with a crazy homeless guy sleeping behind a bbq place in the open who we sent to the ER. One of the other officers asked him 'Dude' you ever heard of something called a bridge?' We all laughed but we took care of the guy.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:24 PM (em79L)

275 I can't find his website.
butt

Biden lifting Trump's transgender military ban

By globalwavenews

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:24 PM (26uHx)

276 268 Mittens will say anything to get on TV. He knows he is in his last rodeo given what he is behaving like a serial killer--after his vote on the first impeachment, the others are free as they can bring no more punishment than losing office.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (pO7gM)

277 That's the problem with the format here, no nested context, people see just the quote without where it came from. Toy Cannon was talking about interracial couples in advertising. I responded to that, not to the general public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

278 >>>Biden lifting Trump's transgender military ban


Fox News was celebrating it. (I was only watching because the treadmill was in front of that TV in the gym.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (qoNQ/)

279 bbq place in the open who we sent to the ER.

Why the ER? I never understand this. City ERs become dumping grounds for drunk homeless.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (dNzKv)

280 I see very few black guys with white women, that tends to piss off the sistas
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Want to see really pissed off women?

Have a 50 yr old guy walk into a restaurant with a 30 something woman.

If looks could kill . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (Rvt88)

281
Gillette just reminded me that a good blade on a safety razor that costs
.50 per blade is just as good as a 16 bladed wunderwaffen that costs
$19 for a pack of 5. Posted by: Aetius451AD
Where are you getting your safety razor blades?. I pay about 5 cents a blade (Derby, a Turkish Blade and Astra). Its not as sharp as a feather, but almost. They last me 3-5 days each. I gave up shaving cream and use those little retarded splinters leftover from bar soap in the shave mug. Yep, I'm cheap.

Posted by: US Navy at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (cCxiu)

282 It's 2021. I wouldn't assume Mitt couldn't easily be re-elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)

283 At least Pierre didn't claim Rand is a Russian stooge.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (JKNZq)

284 Trump should have called it the "Office of the President Emeritus".

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (O3/K+)

285 off darn Navy sock

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (cCxiu)

286 Biden lifting Trump's transgender military ban

Is it a lift or a tuck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (dNzKv)

287 277 That's the problem with the format here, no nested context, people see just the quote without where it came from. Toy Cannon was talking about interracial couples in advertising. I responded to that, not to the general public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

CRT, you don't have anything to prove to us. You're a good dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (lmikk)

288 >>> It's 2021. I wouldn't assume Mitt couldn't easily be re-elected.
Posted by: rhomboid


I think it'll be a landslide. Utah voters "say" they won't vote for them, but they absolutely will. With glee.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (qoNQ/)

289 You know the brothas have it bad when they consider a white American chick an upgrade.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (vuisn)

290 254
{{{Ladyl}}}

I am trying to do my part, but it is getting hard with scum political UniParty Establishment we have allowed to fester here for far too long.

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:27 PM (87oRe)

291 Shaving soap is pretty cheap and one of those cakes lasts months. Plus it feels manly as hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:27 PM (KZzsI)

292 >>>CRT, you don't have anything to prove to us. You're a good dude.


Seconded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:27 PM (qoNQ/)

293 290 254
{{{Ladyl}}}

I am trying to do my part, but it is getting hard with scum political UniParty Establishment we have allowed to fester here for far too long.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:27 PM (87oRe)


Just know that you are not alone in your rage!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)

294 284 Trump should have called it the "Office of the President Emeritus".

Posted by: DJ at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (O3/K+)


I like that. However, for maximum troll points it should be called "Office of the Once and Future President."

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (AMIL/)

295 CRT, you don't have anything to prove to us. You're a good dude.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but at least I am harmless.

I do not understand why black guys so often will go for enormously overweight women though. I get that culturally they're supposed to like huge asses but.... dang.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)

296 Where are you getting your safety razor blades?. I pay about 5 cents a blade (Derby, a Turkish Blade and Astra). Its not as sharp as a feather, but almost. They last me 3-5 days each. I gave up shaving cream and use those little retarded splinters leftover from bar soap in the shave mug. Yep, I'm cheap.
Posted by: US Navy at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (cCxiu)

They are these blades I picked up at Wal-Mart. I wanted to see if the cost difference would make any difference. A pack of 10-15 (I think) for $5? They gave a smooth, easy shave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:29 PM (lmikk)

297 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (oQ94s)

As long as I am in complete control, you can call it anything you want...

in fact you can yell that in the camps!!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (87oRe)

One of those joys of living in 2021 is seeing people online arguing about just where the government ought to draw the line on allowing Free Speech.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (oQ94s)

298 I shave with a machete stropped on the backside of a nubile woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (dNzKv)

299 I do not understand why black guys so often will go for enormously overweight women though. I get that culturally they're supposed to like huge asses but.... dang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)

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They like big butts and they cannot lie?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (kTF2Z)

300 Per Karl at marketwatch the Dakotas and TN have hit herd immunity.

Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (FhXTo)

301 From this a.m. 210 What really happened:
Peloton paid a NYT writer to write this story knowing the Biden people could never refute it.
The cute little detail about the Biden's arguing over who's going to go first on the Peloton in the morning is a detail only a truly terrible writer would include.
In case you weren't aware, Peloton has been using the NYT to pass off ads as 'stories' for a few years.
Posted by: MJ at January 25, 2021 11:50 AM (gAMkn)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (ab0zp)

302 257 See that a lot in St. Louis.

No skin off my ass.

Yeah but some, boy they get reeaaall pissed. Advertisers want to avoid that kind of thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:21 PM (KZzsI)

Most national TV ads now have mixed couples in them. Like nearly all of them. I don't really care, love the one you're with, but if you watch those ads these days, a same-race married couple is now apparently a fluke, a one-off.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

303 I like what little privacy I do have.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:22 PM (DOEp


SMH, skilled, talented, smart, and, best of all, rational when it comes to fleeting fame!

Well done!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (87oRe)

304 >>>
Why the ER? I never understand this. City ERs become dumping grounds for drunk homeless.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (dNzKv)
--------------

It's for everything.

Years ago, I needed stitches and went to a GP and got sewed up.
Today, there is no GP, he's been replaced by the Primary Care Physician and he don't do stitches.
Go to the ER.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (26uHx)

305 Oh, they also note that Gillette lost 8 BILLION from their retarded man-scolding bit, and Jeep got slaughtered for their "this land is your land" globalist ad.

And Campbell soup's "I'm your father".

My interest in purchasing an Audi was ruined by their advertisement propaganda pushing the "Equal Pay For Equal Work" lie. I guess this was a reversal of their comparing women to used cars in their ads in China.

Western Feminists lost their shit because China's culture doesn't match their idealized fantasy culture.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (C+evo)

306 And Harley-Davidson and Marlboro Man is on and I ain't never seen it.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (em79L)

307 That's the problem with the format here, no nested context

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

308 Doing donuts in an M1A2 a plus.
Posted by: SMH


There's a video on YouTube of Bruce Campbell telling a story about him and 'Burn Notice' co-star Jeffrey Donovan riding around in a tank. The soldiers let Donovan drive, and he was doing laps, taking the corners pretty fast until it started smoking and they all had to bail and watch the tank get towed.


Said Bruce, "You know what kind of tow truck tows a tank? A big one."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (C7oWg)

309 >>>I shave with a machete stropped on the backside of a nubile woman.


You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (qoNQ/)

310 but if you watch those ads these days, a same-race married couple is now apparently a fluke, a one-off.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

Unless of course, the couple is gay.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (sy5kK)

311 I just made a brisket on my Traeger that rivals the deliciousness of boobies.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (BrGZd)

312 Shaving soap is pretty cheap and one of those cakes lasts months. Plus it feels manly as hell.Posted by CRT
Yep I have those but the little bar soap splinters work better. I threw a piece in the shaving mug once just to get rid of it and was hooked. Who knew?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (cCxiu)

313
Yeah, but your old blade doesn't have a cool name, like Nucular Jizm.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2021 08:15 PM (sWM8x)


I've got too much testosterone to use their products. They said so.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (f/z+J)

314 282 Mittens represents Utah and Bennett got defeated at a party convention. Utah is more friendly to taking out someone without a primary via the convention route--primary electorates are not general electorates. Furthermore, if Mittens somehow defeats someone to end up in the general, Republicans there might just dump the seat rather than vote for him. See McSally as an example--beating Dr. Kelli did her no good in the general in either of her electoral losses.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (pO7gM)

315 Pierre Delecto was on CNN - shock - and said the impeachment is completely constitutional. Because he's a moron.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:23 PM (qoNQ/)
***********
His hatred of Trump has infected his brain. The man is so delusional and completely out of touch with the people that voted for Trump.
Even the ones that voted for Trump, but don't really care for Trump hate Romney.


Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (NpAcC)

316 Just know that you are not alone in your rage!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)


True dat!
Which is why I am here so often!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (87oRe)

317 Years ago, I needed stitches and went to a GP and got sewed up.
Today, there is no GP, he's been replaced by the Primary Care Physician and he don't do stitches.
Go to the ER.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (26uHx)

***

Yep. $35 copay for the former, $500+ bill for the latter.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (o/smN)

318 That's the problem with the format here, no nested context, people see just the quote without where it came from. Toy Cannon was talking about interracial couples in advertising. I responded to that, not to the general public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)

CRT, you don't have anything to prove to us. You're a good dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (lmikk)

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That's fascinating, seriously.

In real life, it's just the opposite.

Since it's mostly POCs/self-hating Whites coming up with these ads, it seems like wishful thinking on their part.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (DOEp8)

319 It's 2021. I wouldn't assume Mitt couldn't easily be re-elected.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (OTzUX)


Alas, Mitt will be re-elected as many times as he wants to be.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (KuDNQ)

320 >>>Most national TV ads now have mixed couples in them. Like nearly all of them.


And it happened overnight. From nothing to everything. I couldn't care less, either, but it was just an odd thing to happen at once.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (qoNQ/)

321 My shaving rig:

Safety Razor from Viking Blades
Badger brush from Viking Blades

Italian Proraso Barber Soap


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (f/z+J)

322 Today, there is no GP, he's been replaced by the Primary Care Physician and he don't do stitches.

PCP is now a nurse practitioner who has 1/10th of the education and 1000% of the hubris.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (dNzKv)

323 316 Just know that you are not alone in your rage!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)

True dat!
Which is why I am here so often!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM


And that is a great comfort to me!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

324 Carlos Slim has da Wuhan but son says he's doing okay.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (ab0zp)

325
>>>I shave with a machete stropped on the backside of a nubile woman.


Over here big boy! (throws massive butt cheek up on the table)

Posted by: Tank Abrams at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (cCxiu)

326 Have a 50 yr old guy walk into a restaurant with a 30 something woman.

If looks could kill . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 08:25 PM (Rvt8

I've been killed a couple of dozen times.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

327 >>>His hatred of Trump has infected his brain. The man is so delusional and completely out of touch with the people that voted for Trump.


All because he didn't get the SecState spot. Unlike some off the others he hired, Trump saw right through this clown.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (qoNQ/)

328 And Campbell soup's "I'm your father".

That's why I don't buy the "we're scared of angering half our customers" line. Just running ordinary ads doesn't upset anyone. Doing deliberately extreme and provocative woke crap does.

I mean, it works both ways; if they had Cameron do a really strongly Christian ad for Toyota where the guy buying the car has a dramatic conversion at the end and Jesus shows up to hug the car at the end, that would justifiably upset people.

There's a video on YouTube of Bruce Campbell telling a story about him and 'Burn Notice' co-star Jeffrey Donovan riding around in a tank.

Burn Notice was such a fun show, I wonder why Jeffery Donovan hasn't done much since then? He showed a lot of range and skill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

329 Oh and Japanese Featherweight blades. Can't forget them.

I'm very Multicultural

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (f/z+J)

330 I do not understand why black guys so often will go for enormously overweight women though. I get that culturally they're supposed to like huge asses but.... dang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)


Lyrics from a Queen song:

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (AMIL/)

331 It's 2021. I wouldn't assume Mitt couldn't easily be re-elected.
Posted by: rhomboid


I think it'll be a landslide. Utah voters "say" they won't vote for them, but they absolutely will. With glee.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM (qoNQ/)


I'm still holding to my prediction that not only will every asshole lockdown governor be "re-elected" in a landslide, all the GOP traitors who stuck knives in PDTs back will be safely "re-elected" as well.

It's not just the utterly corrupt system. I'm also not putting any hope in a "pissed off electorate" still being pissed off a year from now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (2JVJo)

332 I am so glad I don't watch anything with ads.

I briefly toyed with the idea of an external antenna to catch over-the-air TV.

Then I asked myself, "Why?" and the thought just flittered away.

Weaning myself off streaming Prime shows, otoh...

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:35 PM (DOEp8)

333 306 And Harley-Davidson and Marlboro Man is on and I ain't never seen it.
Posted by: Eromero
______________________
It's one of my favorite bad movies. Seen it a bunch of times. I bought it on dvd. I like it. I also acknowledge it's awefullness. I apologize for nothing! I'll watch it again!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 08:35 PM (FS0MO)

334
Evening all. What fuckery is afoot tonite?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:35 PM (FBEAE)

335 Yep. $35 copay for the former, $500+ bill for the latter.
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (o/smN)


Follow the graft trail.

Granting favors to an insurance company is a so much more efficient method of wealth transfer!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:35 PM (87oRe)

336 The cute little detail about the Biden's arguing over who's going to go first on the Peloton in the morning is a detail only a truly terrible writer would include.

Many times when I see "details" like this I ask myself, how is it that I know this? That is, there is a long chain of events and actors between my eyes and the event or detail itself.

In this case, if it were true, how exactly did this information get out and find global currency? Are we going to get details on who gets first wack at the master bedroom's shower? Who and why would this information be made known?

I get the Clinton's photo-op of them dancing on the beach to silence, but this?

Most articles have these kinds of "why am I reading this"? sort of thing.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (C+evo)

337 334
Evening all. What fuckery is afoot tonite?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:35 PM (FBEAE)



Apparently Joe shit the bed last night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (f/z+J)

338 And it happened overnight. From nothing to everything. I couldn't care less, either, but it was just an odd thing to happen at once.

Everything seems to have happened at once. The perfect storm.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (W4eKo)

339 King of the Hill has a great episode about a tank .

Of course they do.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

340 Over here big boy! (throws massive butt cheek up on the table)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (cCxiu)

NUBILE not NUBIAN!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (dNzKv)

341 Have a 50 yr old guy walk into a restaurant with a 30 something woman.

If looks could kill . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

---

I never understood this.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (DOEp8)

342 What's the number of actual folks charges with violence vs trespassing, how many of those were antifa

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 08:37 PM (Xih1H)

343 I will given Biden some respect if his edict requires Dr Jill to share a bathroom with that she/he from PA.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 25, 2021 08:37 PM (4a9Vv)

344 Badger brush from Viking Blades Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yep, I tried boar bristle but I like the badger brushes best

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:37 PM (cCxiu)

345 >>>It's not just the utterly corrupt system. I'm also not putting any hope in a "pissed off electorate" still being pissed off a year from now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Agreed. Most voters rarely pay attention, and in two years most will forget about Trump and the GOP traitors will all be reelected. I for one am done voting for incumbents, and hope Dominion runs 2022 to more GOP types get bounced.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:37 PM (qoNQ/)

346 Have a 50 yr old guy walk into a restaurant with a 30 something woman.

If looks could kill . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

---

I never understood this.

Posted by: SMH

It's even better when she's 20

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (Xih1H)

347 Mitt won the primary bc PDT endorsed him. Iirc, he lost in the caucus to a Dr. Kennedy (bl that was his name), but the Dr. wasn't able to get the required percentage and win the Party without a primary. Mitt begged for that endorsement, probably via that fat-assed niece, Ronna (Loser) Romney, but he is incapable of gratitude, an absolute worm.

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (R0z7P)

348 Years ago, I needed stitches and went to a GP and got sewed up.
Today, there is no GP, he's been replaced by the Primary Care Physician and he don't do stitches.
Go to the ER.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (26uHx)

Last time I split my head open the doc was drunk and wanted to staple it up. I told him I had enough scars and could he please sew it up......which he did. Good job too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (R/m4+)

349 I watched a little National Felons League last weekend. I didn't know that there were so many professional POC. Nary a while man to be seen in the ads.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (2BZBZ)

350 My company at the time (EDS) aired a Super Bowl ad visualizing that metaphor: https://vimeo.com/26828021
We used to joke that the commercial was the only way we could explain to our parents what we did for a living.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2021 07:43 PM (1uBGK)

Good to see another fallen EDS eagle. At one time we had a group of fallen eagles that had worked in various accounts and divisions. We would meet once a month to swap stories and bad mouth the company.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (vgGvZ)

351 >>Most national TV ads now have mixed couples in them. Like nearly all of them.


And it happened overnight. From nothing to everything. I couldn't care less, either, but it was just an odd thing to happen at once.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (qoNQ/)


It's almost like there is some coordination going on in the media. No that must be a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (KuDNQ)

352 Wyatt Earp @ 320- It's the new reality. For the target market. You ain't the target maker, bro.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (em79L)

353 In this case, if it were true, how exactly did this information get out and find global currency? Are we going to get details on who gets first wack at the master bedroom's shower? Who and why would this information be made known?

Yep. If its details that only would show up in a book or a movie, you can tell its bullcrap we're being spoon fed. It might be real but even then its something a publicist put out, not something a reporter dug up.

The job of journalism never really was worth a crap but there was a time in the past when it was more professional. They're awful at it now. I mean, the whole Hollywood version of the intrepid reporter who'd do anything for a story and was always Just The Facts was never true, but they were better at their basic job of gathering information and writing about it.

This new crop is so horrible at it. To me that's even worse than their blatant bias.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

354 never understood this.

Posted by: SMH

Because he is rich and they are divorced and bitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (dNzKv)

355 Yep, I tried boar bristle but I like the badger brushes best
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:37 PM (cCxiu)



How did you pick up the boar? Sounds cumbersome

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (f/z+J)

356 >>>NUBILE not NUBIAN!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Can't it be both?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (qoNQ/)

357 Unskinnybop

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (Xih1H)

358 Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (DOEp

I was in such a similar situation and I was with such a fascinating lady they could have burned the restaurant down around us and I would not have noticed!

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (87oRe)

359
There's a video on YouTube of Bruce Campbell telling a story about him and 'Burn Notice' co-star Jeffrey Donovan riding around in a tank.

Burn Notice was such a fun show, I wonder why Jeffery Donovan hasn't done much since then? He showed a lot of range and skill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)
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My favorite like, in the opening credits, was hot girlfriend Fi with the light British accent, "Shall we shoot them?".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

360 Have a 50 yr old guy walk into a restaurant with a 30 something woman.



If looks could kill . . .

Posted by: Tonypete

Pro Tip- Do that with twins, it will cause heads to explode.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (cCxiu)

361 One by one we all will be in reeducation camp very soon.
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2021 07:37 PM (Cxk7w)

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Who's this 'we'?

I will never set foot in any reeducation/concentration camp.
Posted by: SMH

Same here sister. Unless they take my cold stiff corpse.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * self appointed justice of the "peace " at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (Ki4m6)

362 Wyatt, Rhomboid,
Utah has a "niceness" quotient and Romney's initial vote might be excused, but repeated votes makes him look 'not nice' and 'envious' which he is. He is also up for reelection in a presidential year.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (pO7gM)

363 >>>Wyatt Earp @ 320- It's the new reality. For the target market. You ain't the target maker, bro.


True enough.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (qoNQ/)

364 So yeah, that Horowitz is going to ride to our rescue...any...day...now...

https://twitter.com/JusticeOIG/status/
1353750031799562242

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (poEUH)

365 I never understood this.

Posted by: SMH

Which part SMH?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (Rvt88)

366 It's even better when she's 20
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 08:38 PM (Xih1H)

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So?

If a mature woman, out with her man, is so insecure that she feels threatened by a complete stranger who's younger, she has some major insecurity issues.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (DOEp8)

367 Better dead than red.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (f/z+J)

368 >>>Wyatt, Rhomboid,
Utah has a "niceness" quotient and Romney's initial vote might be excused, but repeated votes makes him look 'not nice' and 'envious' which he is. He is also up for reelection in a presidential year.
Posted by: whig


Kept hearing he wouldn't run if Trump was ousted. Doubt there's any chance of that, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (qoNQ/)

369 Which part SMH?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (Rvt8

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I guess the insecurity part.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (DOEp8)

370 320 >>>Most national TV ads now have mixed couples in them. Like nearly all of them.


And it happened overnight. From nothing to everything. I couldn't care less, either, but it was just an odd thing to happen at once.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:33 PM (qoNQ/)


There is one constant in all same-sex married-couple TV ads, no matter the races of the marrieds: The guy is a doofus.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (AMIL/)

371 47 31 Did anyone else see the story about the gun store which refuses to sell to Biden voters?

It's a start. (Don't recall where I saw it, though.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 07:42 PM (7X3UV)

Bake the cake
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 25, 2021 07:44 PM (/6GbT)
________

Found it:
https://tinyurl.com/y5shekmq

Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (7X3UV)

372 Can't it be both?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:39 PM (qoNQ/)

Well, Omar-Nur might be smokin hot under those robes. I guess you would have to ask her brother or "campaign consultant" Tim.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (dNzKv)

373 353 Christopher,
Journalism sucks just like Education as a field because neither rely on a core base of subject matter knowledge. Back in the day, science reporters had to have a science degree or educators majored in math, english,etc.

We had a better media when they were reporters and not journalism students.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (pO7gM)

374
I never understood this.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (DOEp

------------

When Mrs Fixer and I started dating in college, I was a tallish baliding older than I looked dude waliking around wirh a 95 lbs soaking wet sprite on my arm.

The blue hairs ALWAYS gave me stinkeye.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (FBEAE)

375 * line, not like

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:42 PM (sy5kK)

376 >>>There is one constant in all same-sex married-couple TV ads, no matter the races of the marrieds: The guy is a doofus.
Posted by: Gref

To the advertisers, all white guys are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:42 PM (qoNQ/)

377 Burn Notice was such a fun show, I wonder why Jeffery Donovan hasn't done much since then? He showed a lot of range and skill.

Probably because it was a Buddy series and not produced for a major OTA network. OTOH, Suits started off as a Buddy series where you expected the duo to win the day at the end of the show, and we all looked forward to it.

Then a few successful seasons in and the activists decide to kill it, gut it, wear its skin as a suit and demand the same respect.

Same with "House", "Blacklist" and a host of other Buddy shows that used to be fun until they corrupted them all. Major reason why I wouldn't watch "Bull" (another Buddy show) because I would hate to like the series only a few seasons in be propagandized by the perverts and SJW activists.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:42 PM (C+evo)

378 Y'all city folk have no idea about raccoons. Destructive, mean, vicious little varmints.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * self appointed justice of the at January 25, 2021 08:43 PM (Ki4m6)

379 Since it's mostly POCs/self-hating Whites coming up with these ads, it seems like wishful thinking on their part.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 08:32 PM (DOEp

It's virtue signaling.

I find advertising fascinating. TV shows too. In a lot of ways it reflects how people 'want' the world to be. I doubt even in the 50s-60s, anyone believed Ozzie and Harriet was 'real'. But it was a nice dream to them. A father and Mother who loved each other. Knew how shit worked and spent time and tried to teach their kids- and loved them.

An idealized version of something is important because it gives everyone something to aspire to. The problem with SO much modern media is that they have forgotten the reality escapism and striving that people look for in a good adventure or fantasy novel. In real life, Edmund Dantes would have died in prison. Mercedes would have been happily married to Fernand and poisoned his wine after one of his affairs.

But in the story, he comes back, gets the money and BRINGS THEM ALL TO JUSTICE. And gets the girl back who never forgot him.

Realistic? Nope. Fun and enjoyable? Absolutely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:43 PM (lmikk)

380 There is one constant in all same-sex married-couple TV ads, no matter the races of the marrieds: The guy is a doofus.
Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (AMIL/)

Yes. Dads are incapable of taking care of the kids or cooking a meal in commercials. Mom has to go to work, make dinner, AND change the diapers, because dad is just dad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:43 PM (dNzKv)

381 I see a 30-year age difference and know there's something basically wrong with both. She wants daddy or money and he's having some crisis about getting old. There's nothing for them to talk about, and they will both bore the hell out of each other.

LA Story did a good job with this showing Steve Martin dating a very young and I think in her first role Sarah Jessica Parker (as SanDeE*) and finding out there really was nothing at all there except she was kinda cute (and she actually was, in that role).

The * was part of her name, goofing on young California girls and their screwy names

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

382 UT is a state convention, I think, not primary. Which BTW is the format that would be much better if the GOP is to be "taken over" and changed. Which it isn't. And switching to convention from primary ain't happening either.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

383 I guess the insecurity part.
Posted by: SMH

Oh, gotcha. I didn't either.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 08:44 PM (Rvt88)

384 Cruz intro's bill for term limits.

Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

385 OOOPS! I've been brain-washed by the Progs to always think in LGBT codes:

Should read
There is one constant in all MAN-WOMAN married-couple TV ads, no matter the races of the marrieds: The guy is a doofus.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

386 >>>Cruz intro's bill for term limits.
Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid


No politician will ever vote themselves out of the grift, even though that was never what the Founders wanted.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (qoNQ/)

387 340 Over here big boy! (throws massive butt cheek up on the table)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (cCxiu)

NUBILE not NUBIAN!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM (dNzKv)

Ray-ciss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (lmikk)

388 Why can't we all just get drunk and go to a chiken fight?

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (em79L)

389 https://tinyurl.com/y5shekmq
Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 08:41 PM (7X3UV)


This is wonderful.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (TdMsT)

390 @364

Why do I get the feeling there will be few declinations to prosecute that are generated from this particular IG "investigation."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (PbzUs)

391 364 IMHO, the entire DOJ should be renamed Department of Injustice with the False Bureaucratic Investigations agency.

False in one thing, false in everything is the proper aphorism for the DOJ

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (pO7gM)

392 My favorite like, in the opening credits, was hot girlfriend Fi with the light British accent, "Shall we shoot them?".

The accent was GONE by the end of that season.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (C+evo)

393 >>376 >>>There is one constant in all same-sex married-couple TV ads, no matter the races of the marrieds: The guy is a doofus.
Posted by: Gref

To the advertisers, all white guys are.
-----

The rationale is that the woman has the spending power in heterosexual married households, so ridiculing the husband will subliminally flatter the wife.

As for gay couples, I guess ridiculing one is flattering the other. Who knows?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (vuisn)

394 I doubt even in the 50s-60s, anyone believed Ozzie and Harriet was 'real'. But it was a nice dream to them. A father and Mother who loved each other. Knew how shit worked and spent time and tried to teach their kids- and loved them.

It was more true then than it is now. It was idealized, obviously (I mean none of the kids got into drugs, or knocked up, or decided he was a girl) but that kid of family really did exist once, and probably still does some places. I grew up in one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (KZzsI)

395 That's a lot of puppies. I love the way puppies smell.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2021 07:54

They do smell sweet or something, lose it too soon. We have one next door now. Moose is a sweety.

Hope you and yours are recovering well.

Posted by: Farmer at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (55Qr6)

396 >>> IMHO, the entire DOJ should be renamed Department of Injustice with the False Bureaucratic Investigations agency.


Every single one of them, from top to bottom, got away with it. Every one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Illegitimate at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (qoNQ/)

397 Term limits would be useless. There are career staffers behind the scenes who do all of the "work". The elected official would just be the one to cast the votes. You could probably set up a revolving door where staffers rotate into the elected position.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:47 PM (dNzKv)

398 Utah is a decision of the Apostles, the convention is just window dressing

Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 08:47 PM (Xih1H)

399 384 Cruz intro's bill for term limits.

Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

Was that before or after the GOPe filed to overturn Obamacare again?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

400 It was more true then than it is now. It was idealized, obviously (I mean none of the kids got into drugs, or knocked up, or decided he was a girl) but that kid of family really did exist once, and probably still does some places. I grew up in one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:46 PM (KZzsI)

*fistbump* so did I.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:47 PM (lmikk)

401 I don't understand Trump opening an "Office of the Former President" and not having a web site ready to go.

That's not like him.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:48 PM (26uHx)

402
Y'all city folk have no idea about raccoons. Destructive, mean, vicious little varmints. Posted by: Sock Monkey *

I second that.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 08:48 PM (cCxiu)

403 Sleepy Joe and the Ho have "Layed Hands" upon America and we shall heal. It's a fvcking MIRACLE!

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 08:48 PM (+ya+t)

404 Although, Dad never wore a tie to the dinner table, but he did wear one to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:48 PM (lmikk)

405 382 rhomboid, I think Utah had a weird two stage process--Lee exploited it to take out Bennett. If I remember correctly, you had to have a certain percentage at the convention to avoid a primary. Besides, Huntsman was looking to get back in the political game as is Hebert from the last I heard.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:49 PM (pO7gM)

406 388 Why can't we all just get drunk and go to a chiken fight?
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:45 PM (em79L)

No, not a chuckle, that was a flat-out belly laugh.

Thanks, Eromero.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

407 I believe the Kardashians started the advertising agencies to move to their mixed couples fetish right now.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

408 >>>I shave with a machete stropped on the backside of a nubile woman.

Over here big boy! (throws massive butt cheek up on the table)

Posted by: Tank Abrams at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (cCxiu)


He said 'nubile', not 'marbled'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2021 08:49 PM (F0YaR)

409 Huntsman! I had forgotten about that hamster!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)

410 Career staff would get chunked out pretty quick.
Personality differences would blow it up.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (26uHx)

411 Probably already reported but Joseph Stolen is allowing trannies back in the military.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (ab0zp)

412 Where is the Ministry of Truth?

Oh yes. The MSM.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (2BZBZ)

413 He said 'nubile', not 'marbled'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2021 08:49 PM (F0YaR)

Her ass is self oiling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)

414 Cockfights seem cruel and sadistic until you know any actual roosters and how mean, idiotic, and worthless they are. All chickens are retarded but Roosters add insanely aggressive and pointlessly cruel to that. I don't care if or how they die.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

415 I don't understand Trump opening an "Office of the Former President" and not having a web site ready to go.

That's not like him.


One word: "Parler"

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (C+evo)

416 Tried to relax ultra violence and catchup.Walking Dead jumped the shark second catch up. . Great episode on Pluto, next thing I know two guys are sucking face. Done.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (f4HZK)

417 As for gay couples, I guess ridiculing one is flattering the other. Who knows?

We ridicule both, just to make sure.

Posted by: Don Rickles Ad Agency at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (cCxiu)

418 rhomboid,
Cruz's bill is credit claiming which all Congress critters do. The bill will promptly disappear with no vote but Cruz can run on it in 2024 primaries if he desires. Don't see him wanting to stay on in the Senate indefinitely unlike Cornyn.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (pO7gM)

419 How to reduce your digital footprint:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ee4k83

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

420 Question: Do States have to let trannies into the National Guard? Do States have any discretion regarding whom they let in?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (2BZBZ)

421 Rhomboid, UT had the convention and Romney lost, but then the GOPe insisted on the Primary. That's why the 'request' for PDT endorsement.

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (R0z7P)

422 but that kid of family really did exist once, and probably still does some places. I grew up in one.

Same here. And there were countless others, which we are led to believe is a myth. Hell, yes...we had our problems...but we worked them out. We talked, compromised and reconciled. As far as I can see, that's gone.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (W4eKo)

423 Term limits have been tested in the Federal courts, haven't they? Can't add additional restrictions to the Constitutional ones. Not ideal, but if it has been adjudicated, what are you gonna do?

It was never a path to paradise anyway, as others have stated here. The Deep State abides.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (RzGcW)

424 He's just a dumb fuck lucky to have him.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (2BZBZ)

425 There's a video on YouTube of Bruce Campbell telling a story about him and 'Burn Notice' co-star Jeffrey Donovan riding around in a tank.

Burn Notice was such a fun show, I wonder why Jeffery Donovan hasn't done much since then? He showed a lot of range and skill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

He's in the Sicario films. I haven't seen the second one yet, but I THINK he has a bigger role in that one than in the first.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (oQ94s)

426 NUBILE not NUBIAN!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 08:36 PM


I could be here for you.

Posted by: Brie Larson at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (DMUuz)

427 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (ab0zp)

428 I love apocalypse movies and books where everyone is gay>

DRIVE into that skid!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (lmikk)

429 Probably already reported but Joseph Stolen is allowing trannies back in the military.

With many having fantasies of being in Military Intelligence in a similar role as Fang Fang.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (C+evo)

430 Cruz intro's bill for term limits.

Pathetic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

Why is that pathetic? I don't agree but 90% of people here have been screw for term limits for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

431 364 So yeah, that Horowitz is going to ride to our rescue...any...day...now...

https://twitter.com/JusticeOIG/status/
1353750031799562242
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 25, 2021 08:40 PM (poEUH)
--------------
I saw the AP story about this. The allegation is from the NYT and there was a quote from Schumer about getting to the bottom of this sedition. So they're back at their old tricks of circular news investigations.
Press reports allegation (probably leaked by DOJ or just made up), DOJ investigates based on press report, press reports DOJ investigation. Repeat forever.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (xqRaG)

432 Burn Notice didn't get woke but it got bad when they ran out of stories to tell. They should have wrapped the show up once he was able to get back to his old job.

Brits do this better, they don't do unending shows (except for stuff like soaps). They do a show, and if they have more ideas and a story, then they do another season of the show. They have to pitch and get the clearance from the network to keep going. Some crap still gets through (Sherlock) because it makes so much money and is so popular, but generally it keeps the show from self destructing by continuing past when they have ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

433 Christopher R.Taylor @ 414- You forget the metal spurs, dude. That's where you get the most blood.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (em79L)

434 How did screaming auto correct to screw ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

435 Parler is still not hosted anyway, is it?

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (a0IVu)

436 Cockfights seem cruel and sadistic until you know any actual roosters and how mean, idiotic, and worthless they are. All chickens are retarded but Roosters add insanely aggressive and pointlessly cruel to that. I don't care if or how they die.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (KZzsI)


I think MMA has something to learn from that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (f4HZK)

437 409 Aetius451AD,
Huntsman kept a low profile during the PDT years but has the money to self finance the early primaries if he chose as daddy is a billionaire.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (pO7gM)

438 Cockfights seem cruel and sadistic Posted by CRT

They're great for our profit margin though. Nobody ever won one of those with a limp sausage.

Posted by: Viagra Saleman at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (cCxiu)

439 423 Term limits have been tested in the Federal courts, haven't they? Can't add additional restrictions to the Constitutional ones. Not ideal, but if it has been adjudicated, what are you gonna do?

It was never a path to paradise anyway, as others have stated here. The Deep State abides.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:52 PM (RzGcW)


Yup. Examples: California has term limits for state legislators. NYC has a term limit for Mayor.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (AMIL/)

440 Press reports allegation (probably leaked by DOJ or just made up), DOJ investigates based on press report, press reports DOJ investigation. Repeat forever.

We need to start learning about the French Resistance in WWII... it could be helpful.


/or something by the We@ther Underground.

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (ZCiJZ)

441 Question: Do States have to let trannies into the National Guard? Do States have any discretion regarding whom they let in?

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (2BZBZ)


Quel naïf!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan "Compromised" Roberts - It's a Tax! at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (87oRe)

442 >>>Primary. That's why the 'request' for PDT endorsement.
Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2021 08:51 PM (R0z7P)
--------------------

So Romney's a back stabbing sob.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (26uHx)

443 Huntsman! I had forgotten about that hamster!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (lmikk)
*************
I was surprised he got beat. He and Romney are friends so I am hoping that the people of UT get rid of Romney too.
Glad they also elected Burgess Owens.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (NpAcC)

444 With many having fantasies of being in Military Intelligence in a similar role as Fang Fang.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (C+evo)

-----------

Like fucking Rep. Swallwell???

Big PASS!

~Tranny Union Local #127

Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (FBEAE)

445 Nature wants you to die.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (2BZBZ)

446 Re-watching the Sherlock series, or at least I re-watched the first one, and we'll see how it goes. Plenty of flaws, but Benedict Cummerbund is a plausible Sherlock, Hobbit Watson is pretty great, and there is tons of fan service for people who re-read the books a lot, as I did just before I watched.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (RzGcW)

447
Probably already reported but Joseph Stolen is allowing trannies back in the military.

__________

Shtrafbat battalions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (mht8P)

448 Can't add additional restrictions to the Constitutional ones.

He's proposing a constitutional amendment but while I have no problem with term limits in principle, its kind of pointless now. Its like arguing that we should buy more lifeboats as the Titanic sinks into the water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

449 How did screaming auto correct to screw ?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM


Nobody sings "Why don't we get drunk and scream?"

Posted by: Jimmy B. at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (DMUuz)

450 I'm impressed that they were able to get most of those kittens to follow along, as a group, for as long as they did. Near the end of the video, they reverted to cat mode and started wandering around.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 07:48 PM (FS0MO)

There was a key point where some of the stragglers stopped following the previous kitten and cut straight across to the girl and some of the rest followed them - thats when she started having kittens coming in all directions and the mom started worrying about her squashing one. Then some ran for the camera, and past that to the neato stones by the house and chaos ensued.

I've had that one bookmarked for a long time, the line of bounding kittens is just the best.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (eoQWY)

451 Night folks.

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (pO7gM)

452 >>>Huntsman...

Posted by: whig at January 25, 2021 08:54 PM (pO7gM)
---------------------------------

Right

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (26uHx)

453 446 Re-watching the Sherlock series, or at least I re-watched the first one, and we'll see how it goes. Plenty of flaws, but Benedict Cummerbund is a plausible Sherlock, Hobbit Watson is pretty great, and there is tons of fan service for people who re-read the books a lot, as I did just before I watched.
Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (RzGcW)

First two seasons are good, but even then there were filler episodes- in a three episode 'season'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (lmikk)

454 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Check All That Apply:

▢ Higher Rates
▢ Intermittent Power
▢ Deferred Maintenance
▢ Layoffs of non upper management staff
▢ Even worse customer service
▢ Outsourcing as much as possible to India/China

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:56 PM (C+evo)

455 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (ab0zp)

456 You know the brothas have it bad when they consider a white American chick an upgrade.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2021 08:26 PM

I'm kinda fond of white American chicks.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (OssQ4)

457 Night whig.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (lmikk)

458 Great payback article on the rich hack pushing that bogus Tom Cotton smear, along with a very questionable mis-sent email.

https://bit.ly/2KMtMcX

Posted by: motionview at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (pYQR/)

459 The NFL has also got to love two small-market teams in the Huge Swisher. When the Royals had two World Series appearances in two years, the sighs of relief when the opponents were SF and NY (Mets) were audible. Even as marketable as the Chiefs are, we ain't a big money market. And I only know they made it because you can't escape the Chiefs in NW MO.

Posted by: Catherine at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (jM3lJ)

460 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (ab0zp)

Shouldn't that read "Southern California Edison customers and stockholders" to pay

Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (87oRe)

461 I find myself getting way too nostalgic in the waning days of our Grand Experiment. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (W4eKo)

462 Probably already reported but Joseph Stolen is allowing trannies back in the military.


Next will be the draft. No one will enlist to serve with all of that shit.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (+ya+t)

463 >>>Its like arguing that we should buy more lifeboats as the Titanic sinks into the water.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (KZzsI)
------------------------

Boo Hoo, no huey Jose', no freakin' way.

It's. Not. Over. Yet.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (26uHx)

464 The NFL better have pole dancing for its half-time show if they want to pull better ratings than M*A*S*H reruns.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 08:10 PM (C+evo)

Already done. I turned last year's halftime show back on too soon. Yikes.

Posted by: Catherine at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (jM3lJ)

465 Posted by: Catherine at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (jM3lJ)

Tom Brady in the Super Bowl makes it a big deal.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

466 427 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (ab0zp)

And the Calif gubmint refused for years to let the utility clear brush around the high powered lines. "Ecology" they said. "Burn the entire countryside", was Mother Nature's response.
And how does an insolvent utility pay $2.2 billion, anyway?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

467 When the Royals had two World Series appearances in two years, the sighs of relief when the opponents were SF and NY (Mets) were audible.

Yeah when the Braves or the Blue Jays were world series every year, MLB hated it. Real baseball fans didn't care, but the casual "I watch the series only every year" public did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

468 465 Tom Brady in the Super Bowl makes it a big deal.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)


He must be able to afford the most awesome cane by now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:59 PM (RzGcW)

469 460 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Posted by: andycanuck
---------------------------

Are they going to reseed the forest with that money?

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 09:00 PM (26uHx)

470 I saw the AP story about this. The allegation is from the NYT and there was a quote from Schumer about getting to the bottom of this sedition. So they're back at their old tricks of circular news investigations.
Press reports allegation (probably leaked by DOJ or just made up), DOJ investigates based on press report, press reports DOJ investigation. Repeat forever.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 08:53 PM (xqRaG)


Coming soon: Uniparty-Media Complex declares anything not reported by NYT, CNN, and a few more selected Big Media outfits, as damaging fake news and disinformation. I think you can envision the steps they'll take from there...

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2021 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

471 And the Calif gubmint refused for years to let the utility clear brush around the high powered lines. "Ecology" they said. "Burn the entire countryside", was Mother Nature's response.

Yeah its like refusing to take the dog for a walk then beating it for whizzing in the corner. I guess Newsome needed a scapegoat for his government's incompetence, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:00 PM (KZzsI)

472 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Copyright Issues?

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (C+evo)

473 Romney lost to Mike Kennedy in the Utah State Republican Convention. Kennedy received 50.18% of the votes.

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (R0z7P)

474 He must be able to afford the most awesome cane by now.
Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 08:59 PM (RzGcW

And all the Cialis he can carry.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

475 411 Probably already reported but Joseph Stolen is allowing trannies back in the military.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:50 PM (ab0zp)
-----------------
It's a plan to break the VA. Saddle them with a lot of veterans that need lots of very expensive care.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (xqRaG)

476 And how does an insolvent utility pay $2.2 billion, anyway?

Just put it off for 2 years. The way I'm cranking up the presses, by then it will be pocket change.

Posted by: Janet Yellen at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (cCxiu)

477 472 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Copyright Issues?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (C+evo)

Afraid of the scene from Raiders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (lmikk)

478 472 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Copyright Issues?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM (C+evo)


Mark "Judas" Zuckerberg didn't like how his ancestor was portrayed.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (RzGcW)

479 460 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Posted by: andycanuck

How much to the Red county victims of the fire, how much to the Blue county trial lawyers, and how much to the radical left community groups to advocate for less fire?

Posted by: motionview at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (pYQR/)

480
Like fucking Rep. Swallwell???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (FBEAE)

Not really, but whatever Leadership tells me to do, I do.

Posted by: Fang Fang, CCP spy at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

481
Burn Notice didn't get woke but it got bad when they ran out of stories to tell. They should have wrapped the show up once he was able to get back to his old job.


Law and Order: Special Victims Unit is most unrealistic. I'd hazard a guess that no one works in such an actual unit for longer than four to five years before moving out, given the nature of the perps and the crimes. The principal characters in those shows were in the unit for a decade or more. Not the least bit believable, completely separate from the story lines growing more and more desperate and strained.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

482

Mayor Ted Wheeler used pepper spray on a member of the public who confronted him while out to dinner Sunday evening.

Wheeler described being stopped by the unfamiliar man after leaving the restaurant from a side door. Wheeler said the man was filming him and accused him of violating COVID-19 restrictions by taking his mask off while seated at a restaurant table.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

483 Rioters blew up a bridge in Amsterdam. I hope these yahoos had the fucking decency to blow up some new piece of shit and not some historic landmark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (lmikk)

484 455 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (ab0zp


The Devil does hate the Word of God

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (f/z+J)

485 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Copyright Issues?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM

Zondervan lawyers are just as litigious as Disney's, truth be told.

And they have like nineteen distinct "translations" to sue over.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (OssQ4)

486 My wang-wang had bang-bang with Fang-Fang

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (RzGcW)

487 468 465 Tom Brady in the Super Bowl makes it a big deal.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

Yeah right. The super bowl is a joke and will be from now on Thor fans who dont want to be fucked up the ass by elite super rich athletes who end over for BLM,. FUCK THEM.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:04 PM (f4HZK)

488 Like fucking Rep. Swallwell???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (FBEAE)

Not really, but whatever Leadership tells me to do, I do.
Posted by: Fang Fang, CCP spy at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (sy5kK)


Its that or involuntarily donate organs.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:04 PM (C+evo)

489 Catherine

My wife, not a big football fan, turned on the Chiefs game. Because uh, Mahomes? A great tight end?

Chiefs are big in Eastern - Central Kansas.

But I did not watch the gam. Busy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

490 I do not understand why black guys so often will go for enormously overweight women though. I get that culturally they're supposed to like huge asses but.... dang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)

-------

They like big butts and they cannot lie?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 08:30 PM (kTF2Z)

The most likely answer is that they didnt start out quite so big.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:04 PM (eoQWY)

491 For. Although Thor is good.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (f4HZK)

492 I doubt Zondervan lawyers is the reason, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (OssQ4)

493 Afraid of the scene from Raiders.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
LOL

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (cCxiu)

494 Obama 5 EO in his first three days; Clinton and Trump 1 EO; Bush Jr. EO
China Joe 15

BTW, MSM drooling over Joe's two German shepherds moving in to the WH. Major and Chimp, er, Champ.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (ab0zp)

495
Next will be the draft. No one will enlist to serve with all of that shit.
Posted by: dartist


I miss the protests of my youth. Wonder if they'll happen again?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

496 Zondervan lawyers are just as litigious as Disney's, truth be told.


Really? Because you can get all their translations for free at Bible Gateway (one word) dot com.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2021 09:06 PM (kOpft)

497 And I will quote the Bible any time I please. It is GOD's Word. Fight me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:06 PM (em79L)

498 Posted by: Catherine at January 25, 2021 08:57 PM (jM3lJ)

Tom Brady in the Super Bowl makes it a big deal.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

That, and having the other team's QB being essentially the anti-Kapernick.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:06 PM (oQ94s)

499 I miss the protests of my youth. Wonder if they'll happen again?

Nah.

Posted by: The Soy Factor at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (W4eKo)

500 495
Next will be the draft. No one will enlist to serve with all of that shit.
Posted by: dartist

I miss the protests of my youth. Wonder if they'll happen again?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

So, if your drafted, but you are Fat? What happens?

Most youth today can't meet the fitness standards of the military, even if those standards are now lower then when I served.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

501 Methos, you can read them for free.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (OssQ4)

502 The Pittsburgh Pirates traded away 3 more veterans for a bunch of prospects and a mule. The mule is expected to start at LF on opening day.

The Pittsburgh Pirates-a minor league franchise with a big league ball park.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (FS0MO)

503 There's a video on YouTube of Bruce Campbell telling a story about him and 'Burn Notice' co-star Jeffrey Donovan riding around in a tank.

Burn Notice was such a fun show, I wonder why Jeffery Donovan hasn't done much since then? He showed a lot of range and skill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)
---

He was cursed by being in Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (AUfiu)

504 Been watching Kobra Kai.

I will admit a young Aetius451AD had a massive crush on Kumiko. She was luminous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (lmikk)

505 I haven't been on FB since Nov. My life is better for it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (dNzKv)

506 #494
0 for Bush Jr that is.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (ab0zp)

507 237 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

----

Ding. Ding. Winner!
Posted by: Never Bidenist at January 25, 2021 08:18 PM (2jEn3)

After Stalin took over, so was the USSR. Outside commies were to serve USSR national interest, not some farcical global revolution. Of course, they didn't tell the useful idiots that.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (eoQWY)

508 493 Afraid of the scene from Raiders.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
LOL
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 09:05 PM (cCxiu)

DON'T LOOK AT IT MARIAN!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:08 PM (lmikk)

509 Gotta read the T.O.S.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:08 PM (OssQ4)

510 I will admit a young Aetius451AD had a massive crush on Kumiko. She was luminous.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (lmikk)


She was stunning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:08 PM (f/z+J)

511
I do not understand why black guys so often will go for enormously
overweight women though. I get that culturally they're supposed to like
huge asses but.... dang. Posted by Christopher R. Taylor

For Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer. But just between us guys, when they get that big, we be kinda afraid to ghost em.

Posted by: Scared Brother at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (cCxiu)

512 She was stunning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:08 PM (f/z+J)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (lmikk)

513 485 Jesus wept. Facebook bans Bible passages.

Copyright Issues?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:01 PM

Zondervan lawyers are just as litigious as Disney's, truth be told.

And they have like nineteen distinct "translations" to sue over.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (OssQ4)

But I'm sure the Koran is still AOK!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

514 Most youth today can't meet the fitness standards of the military, even if those standards are now lower then when I served.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

You ain't kidding. I get to see the worst of the rejects at army basic training. It is amazing the crap that the recruiters can push through to basic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (dNzKv)

515 I'd hazard a guess that no one works in such an actual unit for longer than four to five years before moving out, given the nature of the perps and the crimes.

They kind of covered that in Criminal Minds, a couple characters left the show (the actors moved on or quit) because they just couldn't keep that up any longer. Which made sense. But I mean it was only canceled last year and several of the actors were the same people from the start.

I got a couple seasons out of it but it started to grate on me. They portrayed the whole "profiling" like it was magic, often without a shred of justification for their holy pronouncements on the target. The cases were often ludicrous and built for drama rather than realism.

And the characters became really obnoxious because, like CSI, every character had to have an Arc and Storyline which basically made them all unhirable and impossible to keep on the job, but somehow they still were there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (KZzsI)

516 Mayor Ted Wheeler used pepper spray on a member of the public who confronted him while out to dinner Sunday evening.

Wheeler described being stopped by the unfamiliar man after leaving the restaurant from a side door. Wheeler said the man was filming him and accused him of violating COVID-19 restrictions by taking his mask off while seated at a restaurant table.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:03 PM (63Dwl)

Next time the citizen should spray first

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

517 Did y'all read the story that Twitter and Instagram were forcing people to follow the White House. Even if they try to unsubscribe, it resubs them.


Biden also got all his followers in January. Magically.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (f/z+J)

518 509 Gotta read the T.O.S.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:08 PM (OssQ4)

Star Trek, the Original Series?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

519 Eromero

I was raised Shinto, trained in science, but there is much wisdom in the Bible.
A 1850 - 1950s Christian society was a better one than now. We need Muscular Christianity for a great civilization.

I self associate with believers, and enjoy up-selling ideas with good Bible verses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

520 What the NFL refuses to realize, is that millions of fans who each spent thousands watching their team each year, are now at best so-so with the League, and many of them are not coming back, ever.

And importing millions of dot Indians and Guatemalans isn't going to fill the stands, since they have no idea what American football is.

The word you're looking for is fooked.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (sy5kK)

521 Romney wasn't the only sleazy NT that begged PDT for a Primary endorsement. Sasse did, too.

Posted by: EveR at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (R0z7P)

522 No story on Australia telling Google to go fuck itself? Maybe Ace will have something tomorrow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (dNzKv)

523 514 Most youth today can't meet the fitness standards of the military, even if those standards are now lower then when I served.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

You ain't kidding. I get to see the worst of the rejects at army basic training. It is amazing the crap that the recruiters can push through to basic.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM (dNzKv)

So, how the hell does that work with a DRAFT?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

524 The Pittsburgh Pirates traded away 3 more veterans for a bunch of prospects and a mule. The mule is expected to start at LF on opening day.

The Pittsburgh Pirates-a minor league franchise with a big league ball park.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (FS0MO)

MLB can go F itself too, but it is pleasing to see the Yankees desperately trying harder and harder every year to buy themselves a championship, and failing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:11 PM (oQ94s)

525 Catg ass trophy @ 514, can"t pass the drug screen or background check.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:11 PM (em79L)

526 AlaBAMA

I unsubscribed from the White House.gov after the change to a junta.

*Le Sigh* Another list I am on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

527 But I'm sure the Koran is still AOK!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:09 PM

On FB? Only the peaceful, abrogated bits. Unless you're a Jihadi -- then its all allowed. But if you quote the violent bits,
and you aren't Muslim, they will ban you.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (OssQ4)

528 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (sy5kK)

Used to fly my Raiders flag on the house on game day,

in DENVER. Paid extra to watch the games back then.

Have not watched a game in three years now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (oHd/0)

529 Southern California Edison to pay $2.2-billion for 2018 wildfires.

Posted by: andycanuck

How much to the Red county victims of the fire, how much to the Blue county trial lawyers, and how much to the radical left community groups to advocate for less fire?
Posted by: motionview at January 25, 2021 09:02 PM (pYQR/)

Of course the Red counties will be paying that back in increased costs and lives. These days they cut the power if fire conditions are present, so you can't get notice of when to run when they start fires.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (eoQWY)

530 I'm not buying the "fear of offending half their customers" line. Nobody was enraged by the Budweiser Clydesdale ads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I was.

Posted by: Good beer at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

531 The Pittsburgh Pirates-a minor league franchise with a big league ball park

As near as I can figure, whoever owns the Pirates is so cheap that as soon as they start to get good, they fire or trade the talent before they have to give them a raise. Either that or the entire league kicks money into a poll to keep them awful so they have someone to beat up on.

Oh yeah, another feature of Criminal Minds that annoyed me: the lone wierdo computer geek. I mean all these shows have That Character, but this one was even more annoying than usual. Nobody has just one person working these jobs, and they aren't some lunatic nobody would ever hire that is supernaturally capable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

532 Imagine having a life so bereft that you long to hear Biden's thoughts.

Posted by: Splunge at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (RzGcW)

533 525 Catg ass trophy @ 514, can"t pass the drug screen or background check.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:11 PM (em79L)

The solution is that they need to have Senator parents who will help them get through ala Hunter Biden until their crack habits gets *too* obvious.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 25, 2021 09:13 PM (AUfiu)

534 Star Trek, the Original Series?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM

Edit: terms of use. Re: how you are allowed to use copyrighted Bible text. And how you're not.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:13 PM (OssQ4)

535 No one can copyright the Bible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:14 PM (f/z+J)

536 Something I am not understanding. Trump is out of office he is a private citizen. You don't need to impeach him you just need to charge him.

With the 2/3s requirement to convict in the Senate why are they bothering?

Pretty sure they can find a DA in the NYC to DC corridor who will come up with a charge. Hell it is hard to imagine a grand jury from that area not bringing him to trial.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 25, 2021 09:15 PM (6Pqz7)

537 Imagine having a life so bereft that you long to hear Biden's thoughts.

Sigh.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 25, 2021 09:15 PM (W4eKo)

538 The roadmap to one party rule:

https://tinyurl.com/y6r933pr

Read the comments. First amendment will be gone as Big Tech plus Big Government plus Big Media stops all dissent. Also... say good bye to being a Christian in public.

Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 09:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

539 When the Royals had two World Series appearances in two years, the sighs of relief when the opponents were SF and NY (Mets) were audible.

Yeah when the Braves or the Blue Jays were world series every year, MLB hated it. Real baseball fans didn't care, but the casual "I watch the series only every year" public did.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:59 PM (KZzsI)

If you look at the TV ratings, the Cardinals / Brewers in 82 Cardinal Royals in 85 and Cardinals / Twins in 87 were top rated, far over the ones involving coastal teams.

The press itself hated it, ball fans differed.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

540 The Terms of Service are superior in the original Klingon.

Posted by: lt. worf at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (ab0zp)

541 So, if your drafted, but you are Fat? What happens?

I think they'll just lower the standards because it's just not fair for weight challenged men/women and women/men.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (+ya+t)

542 Yeah, because the St Louis Cardinals have an all volunteer team. No pay..

Posted by: santeria at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (g741k)

543 I don't understand Trump opening an "Office of the Former President" and not having a web site ready to go.

That's not like him.
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 08:48 PM (26uHx)


Trump was always winging it. It got him elected and he did a lot of great things. But it was ultimately his downfall. He never understood how powerful the forces were he was up against.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (KuDNQ)

544 *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (W4eKo)

545 With the 2/3s requirement to convict in the Senate why are they bothering?

My only guess is that they want to go through with the whole shmeil to pay back for Clinton being impeached and to punish Trump as much as they can. They want him to pay and be so destroyed nobody even dares try what he did again. And I think they personally hate him with such incandescent lunacy that they can't even see straight when they think of him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (KZzsI)

546 Sumbitch stirring up shit.

BREAKING: President Trump Announces Creation Of "Office Of Former President"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:17 PM (VVEnO)

547 >>>As near as I can figure, whoever owns the Pirates is so cheap that as soon as they start to get good, they fire or trade the talent before they have to give them a raise.

Taught them everything we know. -- Oakland A's

To be honest though, the A's owners were supposedly in it to make a profit. Not because they were billionaires who wanted a hobby.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:17 PM (VbCZe)

548 AlaBAMA

I used to work with a Patent Examiner who loved to use Genesis descriptions as prior art against applicants.

The best I did was use an 1834 paper against an old idea touted as new. He was a master at it. A real character. He approved all the toothpaste patents when he was doing his job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

549 The word you're looking for is fooked.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (sy5kK)

I want it happen brutally and fast.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (f4HZK)

550 535 No one can copyright the Bible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:14 PM (f/z+J)

My exact thought, AlaBAMA. Just the opposite, they want everyone to read it, not restrict them if they can't buy a copy.

Zuckerberg is one of the top 50 evil jerks causing the most damage to the most people in the world today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (sy5kK)

551 The Pittsburgh Pirates-a minor league franchise with a big league ball park.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 09:07 PM (FS0MO)

And in my opinion the Pittsburgh stadium is the best of the modern ballparks.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (oQ94s)

552 Well the Cards were so much fun to watch back then it didn't really matter who they played. It was easy to be a fan of Willie McGee and Vince Coleman, to watch Ozzie do backflips on the field.

It was like the Big Red Machine. Cincinatti isn't exactly a monster press powerhouse but dang they were so fun to watch nobody cared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (KZzsI)

553 The Pittsburgh Pirates-a minor league franchise with a big league ball park

As near as I can figure, whoever owns the Pirates is so cheap that as soon as they start to get good, they fire or trade the talent before they have to give them a raise. Either that or the entire league kicks money into a poll to keep them awful so they have someone to beat up on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:12 PM (KZzsI)

In used to be that everyone knew you couldn't build a team like that, and you could point to the St Louis Browns, Senators, and KC As as examples of how it never works.

Then the stupid Astros managed to do just that - dump all the talent and rebuild in just a few years and now everyone has the excuse that they are doing what the Astros did, rather than being cheap and incompetent.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

554 So, how the hell does that work with a DRAFT?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

Well, 10 years in the Biden Youth Organization will make sure they are in prime shape to serve their President.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (dNzKv)

555 Sumbitch stirring up shit.

Portland's Mayor Ted Wheeler Peppersprayed A BLM Protester After They Got Too Close To Him

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (VVEnO)

556 My "pathetic" was directed at Cruz, for lowering himself to the stupid term-limit stunt. Not the process stunt (i.e. that it will never see the light of day), but the substantive stunt of lending any credibility to the salvation-through-rule-changes ideas of which term-limits are the flagship.

In the midst of the most spectacular civic culture melt-down in modern times, with his colleagues daily showing how lunatic fringe the Beltway has become, he dredges up a dumb and discredited magic fix?

Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (OTzUX)

557 LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM

Truth. You can write that in letters 500 miles tall on the Moon in radioactive elements. And some will not get it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

558 So, if your drafted, but you are Fat? What happens?
MRE's gotta come from somewhere.

Posted by: Soylent Green Co. at January 25, 2021 09:20 PM (cCxiu)

559
And importing millions of dot Indians and Guatemalans isn't going to fill the stands, since they have no idea what American football is.

The word you're looking for is fooked.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:10 PM (sy5kK)
----------------------

They like American football as much as we like soccer.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at January 25, 2021 09:20 PM (26uHx)

560 As near as I can figure, whoever owns the Pirates is so cheap that as soon as they start to get good, they fire or trade the talent before they have to give them a raise.

Taught them everything we know. -- Oakland A's

To be honest though, the A's owners were supposedly in it to make a profit. Not because they were billionaires who wanted a hobby.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:17 PM (VbCZe)

Oakland A's. Ha! Go look at the Kansas City As or the post 1930s Philadelphia As.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

561 No one can copyright the Bible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:14 PM

As an oft-described KJV-nut I tend to agree. Copyright is used for original, unique works. Like Zondervan's nineteen completely different ones.

You can't copyright the KJV. Not unless you change it enough to make it sufficiently unique. Then you most certainly can. As Zondervan, Thomas Nelson Publishers, and American Bible Society have done and will continue to do. Which should have them looking for lightning bolts. But what do I know? Maybe God's cool with money changers after all.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (OssQ4)

562 rhomboid

Any Senator will tune you out when you tell them they are doing something stupid. Trust me on this. (But you already know this fact.)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

563 Then the stupid Astros managed to do just that - dump all the talent and rebuild in just a few years and now everyone has the excuse that they are doing what the Astros did, rather than being cheap and incompetent.

Unfortunately, Tampa Bay did it a couple times before the 'stros and yeah now people think its a viable system. Like the "everyone swing up and strike out because maybe you'll get enough home runs" system the Cubs won with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (KZzsI)

564 I used to work with a Patent Examiner who loved to use Genesis descriptions as prior art against applicants.

The best I did was use an 1834 paper against an old idea touted as new. He was a master at it. A real character. He approved all the toothpaste patents when he was doing his job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:18 PM (u82oZ)


That sounds like a really cool job, to be honest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (f/z+J)

565 Trump was always winging it. It got him elected and he did a lot of great things. But it was ultimately his downfall. He never understood how powerful the forces were he was up against.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (KuDNQ)

But neither did anyone else. Except Chuck "They'll Get You Eight Ways from Sunday" Schumer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

566 Indiana Jones with My Cat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqYyE2JNMfg

(OwlKitty)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

567 If they add 25 Democrat states, they wouldn't need any Republican Senators to convict on impeachment. They'd have 100/50 majority.

IIRC Mexico has 25 states.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (xqRaG)

568 dartist @ 541 Plenty of fat guys got drafted when I did, bro. They work it out in bootcamp.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:22 PM (em79L)

569 Cat Ass I forget the # but an amazing % of American yute is not physically suitable for the armed forces, I saw a senior officer give the figure some time recently.

Just as well, really, for all concerned, though I'll stop right there out of the usual effort to avoid invidious comment.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (OTzUX)

570 I would probably prefer single term limits for any elected federal office. You get a choice. One term as rep, senator, or president. Then you are done forever. And the senator is chosen by the state legislature again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (dNzKv)

571 My only guess is that they want to go through with the whole shmeil to pay back for Clinton being impeached and to punish Trump as much as they can.

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There's truth to this. I believe that absent 9/11 and Iraq, they would have won back the House and Senate by 2004 and either won the WH, or impeached Bush. They couldn't, however, and the frustration festered

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (nIVl3)

572 Plenty of fat guys got drafted when I did, bro. They work it out in bootcamp.
Posted by: Eromero

And the underweight, previously poorly fed recruits put some lbs on.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (Rvt88)

573 dartist @ 541 Plenty of fat guys got drafted when I did, bro. They work it out in bootcamp.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:22 PM (em79L)

Lean, mean fightin' machine!

Posted by: Dewey Oxenburger at January 25, 2021 09:24 PM (4I/2K)

574 No one can copyright the Bible.


I'm pretty sure the original rights holder gave everyone permission to spread it around.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (kOpft)

575 AlaBAMA

It is a very interesting culture. Your own work funds you. Or you are out.

One quarter of all Federal Firings are from the 3,000 Patent Examiners. Every two weeks, what have you done to keep your own job. Can be brutal, but I got a lot of cool stories.

I did not last. The stress almost killed me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

576 Lean, mean fightin' machine!
Posted by: Dewey Oxenburger


"Didn't work out so well for me"
-Private Pyle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (KZzsI)

577
Portland's Mayor Ted Wheeler Peppersprayed A BLM Protester After They Got Too Close To Him


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (VVEnO

I always wondered what "too close" was.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (f4HZK)

578 If they pass HR1, there will never be another Republican majority. There will never be another
Incorruptible election.

Congress will then be free to do what lever they want to people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (f/z+J)

579 Indiana Jones with My Cat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqYyE2JNMfg

(OwlKitty)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

Why was I not told of this before now?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (oQ94s)

580 dartist @ 541 Plenty of fat guys got drafted when I did, bro. They work it out in bootcamp.

With tranny's?

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)

581
No one can copyright the Bible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Oh Yeah?

Posted by: King James at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (63Dwl)

582 >>>Oakland A's. Ha! Go look at the Kansas City As or the post 1930s Philadelphia As.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

======

I wonder if there any books written about those teams? More specifically, how they did it. I used Moneyball as kind of a blueprint for my HS teams. When you can't get the best talent you have to find a way to win with the talent you have. So would be interesting to me to read how they did it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (VbCZe)

583 I'm pretty sure the original rights holder gave everyone permission to spread it around.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (kOpft


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:27 PM (f/z+J)

584 Ben ShaPo cleverly maneuvered himself into a crossfire.

The Daily Beast
@thedailybeast
EXCLUSIVE: More than 100 Politico staffers signed onto a letter sent to publisher Robert Allbritton, expressing disgust with allowing right-wing firebrand Ben Shapiro to guest-author one day's edition of the Playbook

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:28 PM (VVEnO)

585 You can't copyright the KJV. Not unless you change it enough to make it sufficiently unique.

Sure you can. Its called "Commentaries".

Just add some notes to some passages here and there, slap a name of some well known organization or preacher on it, and BEHOLD! You can indeed copyright the KJV.

(Though no one does, most people are too illiterate to read the KJV these days)

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:28 PM (C+evo)

586 No one can copyright the Bible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Oh Yeah?
Posted by: King James at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (63Dwl)

Ever heard of our new version?

Posted by: Standard Oil Co. at January 25, 2021 09:28 PM (oQ94s)

587 545 With the 2/3s requirement to convict in the Senate why are they bothering?

My only guess is that they want to go through with the whole shmeil to pay back for Clinton being impeached and to punish Trump as much as they can. They want him to pay and be so destroyed nobody even dares try what he did again. And I think they personally hate him with such incandescent lunacy that they can't even see straight when they think of him
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 09:16 PM (KZzsI)

Somewhat. The truth is the Democrats are about to throw their base under the bus, too, can't deliver on most things promised (thank God), and are unified only in their hatred of Trump. The upside is it gives cover to the Republican Party, to the extent elections matter any longer, to excise cancers like McConnell and McCarthy right along with garbage they supposedly lead like Cheney and Romney.

The bottom line is nothing I can recall, and there has been a lot in recent years, better signals the decline of the USA into a half-ass Banana Empire than this circus in "The World's Greatest Deliberative Body." I live in this country and laugh at it now. Imagine watching it from abroad.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 25, 2021 09:29 PM (puu6v)

588 581
No one can copyright the Bible.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Oh Yeah?
Posted by: King James at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (63Dwl


You wore funny pants. Case closed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:29 PM (f/z+J)

589 Yeah, Methos, He said 'Go ye therefore... and you know the rest.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:30 PM (em79L)

590 Can't add additional restrictions to the Constitutional ones.

He's proposing a constitutional amendment but while I have no problem with term limits in principle, its kind of pointless now. Its like arguing that we should buy more lifeboats as the Titanic sinks into the water.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 25, 2021 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

A cautionary tale on the virtue of Term Limits is the situation in Late Republican Rome. When you got a foreign post, you had one year, unless you had clout, to squeeze the money out of the province to pay for your future political career, your family livelihood, and your son's early career. As more wealth poured in, this resulted in spectacular robbery that even scandalized those who had or were going to do much the same when it was their turn. Trying to prosecute led to spectacular corrupt attempts to foil corruption charges put up by young politicians to make a name - Cicero and Caesar both did this.

So without a sense of ethics or fear of prosecution, all term limits do is make you work faster, it doesnt eliminate corruption.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

591 Spin, prog sports fans, spin like a whirlwind!

https://bit.ly/3iKrsjg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (VVEnO)

592 Congress will then be free to do what lever they want to people.

How would that be any different from now?

In fact, judging by the broad and sweeping applicability to EOs, why even bother with a Legislative branch for anything other than making an orderly process for rent-seeking, kickbacks and grift?

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (C+evo)

593 Good evening, Horde,

Will there be water skiing or go cart racing at them there "re-education camps?"

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (5fX2l)

594 Said Bruce, "You know what kind of tow truck tows a tank? A big one."
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 08:31 PM (C7oWg)

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*wipes tear*

I miss my Herc.

https://tinyurl.com/y6qy9bsj

I think tankers are the worst when it comes to, "Hold my beer."

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (DOEp8)

595 Uh oh, turns out the new Assistant Secretary of HHS is a lot cooler than we all realized:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLaUkJd4ds

Posted by: Standard Oil Co. at January 25, 2021 09:32 PM (oQ94s)

596 Oldcat

Good point.

And at this rate the Roman Republic will have a longer tenure than ours. Just hoping the turmoil will be less intense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

597 Plenty of cautionary tales on term limits from present day.

They do nothing their backers hope for. They do nothing to break uniparty rule, inertial power of $ in the institutions, nothing. CA was the first big state to enact them (I think), immediately prior to it falling off the ledge into its current lawless stupid degraded condition. They achieve bupkis.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:32 PM (OTzUX)

598 Gawd. Do they really want to do this?
Are they really that stupid?
How many people can we get back into DC in two weeks?
How many NG troops? Tanks?
These fuckers wanna play banana republic? Ok!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:32 PM (axyOa)

599 How would that be any different from now?

In fact, judging by the broad and sweeping applicability to EOs, why even bother with a Legislative branch for anything other than making an orderly process for rent-seeking, kickbacks and grift?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (C+evo


They give themselves an air of authority with supermajorities, but you're right. My point is, they wouldn't be fighting for HR1 if they didn't need it for a purpose. Optics or real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:33 PM (f/z+J)

600 "...right-wing firebrand Ben Shapiro..."


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:28 PM (VVEnO)


They have no fucking clue what a real right-winger is. I know some people like them, and they are insular assholes, without a significant bone in their bodies.


It is because of them that I am confident that we will win a civil war.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2021 09:33 PM (xT2tT)

601 SMH, there is no equipment like 'heavy equipment'.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2021 09:33 PM (em79L)

602 Posted by: Standard Oil Co. at January 25, 2021 09:32 PM (oQ94s)

Jeez, really? Again?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:33 PM (oQ94s)

603 So without a sense of ethics or fear of prosecution, all term limits do is make you work faster, it doesnt eliminate corruption.

All that you said about compacting bribes and graft in one year are true, but rather than being applied at the individual level, would amplify the power of PACs and The Party.

The politician would simply be the spokesperp for the group that wins the "election" auction.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:33 PM (C+evo)

604 " I live in this country and laugh at it now. Imagine watching it from abroad.Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself

My wife is in China right now working. She told me they are laughing their asses off at this circus daily since Trump got the election stolen. The CCP is making much propaganda hay over it for sure.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 09:34 PM (cCxiu)

605 I see we're still talking about peaches...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 25, 2021 09:34 PM (UUBmN)

606 Cat Ass I forget the # but an amazing % of American yute is not physically suitable for the armed forces, I saw a senior officer give the figure some time recently.

Just as well, really, for all concerned, though I'll stop right there out of the usual effort to avoid invidious comment.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (OTzUX)

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Only about 25% of military-aged folks could serve.

Obesity, drugs, felonies, being a dumbass...a draft is inevitable.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (DOEp8)

607 So without a sense of ethics or fear of prosecution, all term limits do is make you work faster, it doesnt eliminate corruption.
Posted by: Oldcat


I think term limits work well (generally) at the State level, because most state bureaucracies are not that bloated (well, California and New York, but anyways). The Federal Bureaucracy is the Deep State, the permanent government.
That is really what has to be attacked.....somehow.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

608 NYT actually got something right. They fired Lauren Wolf, the idiot fangurl who tweeted that watching Joseph Stolin land at Andrews gave her the chills.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (4UbRj)

609 The canceling will continue until the beatings improve.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (W4eKo)

610 CBD, was going to comment on the exact same words about Shapiro. Whiny weak lightweight would be more accurate. Like almost all pundits and commentators, gravitas of a hamster. But of course the idiot children of "Politico" feel their safe spaces being violated.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:36 PM (OTzUX)

611 Will there be water skiing or go cart racing at them there "re-education camps?"

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (5fX2l)


Uh no, farming and ditch digging will be the most favorable assignments.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 09:36 PM (KuDNQ)

612 608 NYT actually got something right. They fired Lauren Wolf, the idiot fangurl who tweeted that watching Joseph Stolin land at Andrews gave her the chills.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (4UbRj

They all got moist over Biden. She just screwed up and said it. They have to desperately stave off going out of business.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:36 PM (f/z+J)

613 SMH

As of 2000, the M88A2 replacement cost is around US$2,050,000. Looked it up on Wiki. Pretty damn cool system!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

614 *wipes tear*

I miss my Herc.

https://tinyurl.com/y6qy9bsj

I think tankers are the worst when it comes to, "Hold my beer."
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM
***
M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

615 I wonder if there any books written about those teams? More specifically, how they did it. I used Moneyball as kind of a blueprint for my HS teams. When you can't get the best talent you have to find a way to win with the talent you have. So would be interesting to me to read how they did it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:26 PM (VbCZe)

I was using them as examples of teams that failed for decades at the bottom of the league and just about never rose up. Each of them did have times of dominance.

The Mets also were famously bad during the 1960s, and I think both teams pulled out at about the same time due to a lot of that young talent panning out and someone being smart enough to put parts around them to have them win. With the Mets, they got Seaver, Koosman, and Ryan within a few years. The Browns moved to become the Orioles, and got Palmer, Cuellar, and then picked up Frank Robinson for a song

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (eoQWY)

616 When we get to the camps, I'm first in the egg eating contest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (f/z+J)

617 There was a real push for term limits in 1994 when Gingrich took the house. Some states even passed them, but the Supreme Court ruled it would require a Constitutional amendment and killed all the momentum.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:38 PM (xqRaG)

618 They give themselves an air of authority with supermajorities, but you're right. My point is, they wouldn't be fighting for HR1 if they didn't need it for a purpose. Optics or real

Just did some spot reading of HR1. Yeah, this "For The People" Bill is really "For The Manipulators" Bill.

They institutionalize the fraud that characterized this last "election" fiasco.

I'm really more of a purple finger election law advocate.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:38 PM (C+evo)

619 Uh no, farming and ditch digging will be the most favorable assignments.
Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 09:36 PM (KuDNQ)

Be "nice" to the capos and they might give you a shovel.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:38 PM (axyOa)

620 591 Spin, prog sports fans, spin like a whirlwind!

https://bit.ly/3iKrsjg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Google nuked it. Getting a '404' error.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 25, 2021 09:39 PM (FS0MO)

621 I think term limits work well (generally) at the State level, because most state bureaucracies are not that bloated (well, California and New York, but anyways). The Federal Bureaucracy is the Deep State, the permanent government.
That is really what has to be attacked.....somehow.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 09:35 PM (ZCiJZ)

Term limits never apply to the bureaucrats. Having them form a deep state is a problem governments have been having for at least 5000 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:39 PM (eoQWY)

622 They all got moist over Biden. She just screwed up and said it. They have to desperately stave off going out of business.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:36 PM (f/z+J)

As has been noted many times over, corporate press serves at the leisure of the monied interests. They do not earn enough by ad revenue to survive, so if the money men decide they don't really need them anymore...

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:39 PM (oQ94s)

623 As of 2000, the M88A2 replacement cost is around US$2,050,000. Looked it up on Wiki. Pretty damn cool system!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

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It was cool to operate.

Except when it's odarkthirty and DATS decided it was time to see how deep an Abrams can "swim".

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:39 PM (DOEp8)

624 I'm not a fan of term limits . I am for a mandatory retirement age. That said why are term limits good for President but not for Reps or Senators?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

625 Except when it's odarkthirty and DATS decided it was time to see how deep an Abrams can "swim".
Posted by: SMH
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Wow, amphibious too!!!

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

626 SMH

Story time!

Looks at SMH with big, round eyes as I hand over a microphone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

627 Term limits?

A man's gotta know his limits!

Posted by: J Nadler at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (uN4KS)

628 M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

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I miss that.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (DOEp8)

629 Imagine the "crisis" atmosphere in the Beltway, the apoplexy - among GOP - if this repugnant and absurd spectacle (impeachment of someone out of office, for a speech) were being directed against a Dem.

We don't pursue ex-officeholders! That's 3rd World! (itself a stupid and ignorant dodge, but that's another question)

Now? Yes I am well insulated against the cartoons for retards that makes up most "news" now, but did I miss something? Any deep concern about shattering norms, that sort of thing, from *anyone* inside the Beltway?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (OTzUX)

630 >>>Just as well, really, for all concerned, though I'll stop right there out of the usual effort to avoid invidious comment.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:23 PM (OTzUX)

=====

I worked with a soy boy millennial for a few months. Apparently he was bounced out of basic, how ever that works. He told me that he was bisexual no less than three times the first day I met him, and he was literally the shape of the pillsbury dough boy. And he was confused as to why his DS seemed to have it in for him.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:42 PM (VbCZe)

631 Wow, amphibious too!!!
Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (UUBmN)

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No.

They're not.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:42 PM (DOEp8)

632 I'm not a fan of term limits . I am for a mandatory retirement age. That said why are term limits good for President but not for Reps or Senators?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

I don't think they're either good or bad. Just ineffective.

However, if Ted Cruz wants to introduce legislation, I'm not sure THAT is a bad idea, as it's impossible it would ever become law. So maybe just getting enough douchebags on record having to argue against them might have some value.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 09:42 PM (oQ94s)

633 237 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

Unpossible. My leftist betters explain to me all the time that fascism is right-wing. Also, national socialism isn't really socialism, because reasons.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (9IdCK)

634 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
The monster who tweeted this has been arrested for murdering the child in the photo. She was beaten to death by her adoptive mother, according to police.

https://tinyurl.com/y6bljar6

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (NpAcC)

635 Would it surprise you to find out Dr. Fauci is the highest paid employee in THE ENTIRE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?

-
Fauxci is the highest paid of 4,000,000 federal employees. And worth every penny. I'm not too sure about the dollars, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (VVEnO)

636 M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

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I miss that.
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:41 PM (DOEp

It's for the kids now to have the fun.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (axyOa)

637 Obesity, drugs, felonies, being a dumbass...a draft is inevitable.

Used to be being in college or having a new family would qualify for exemption. That is, the reward for improving your life and society was to avoid the draft, now to avoid being killed in some damned hell-hole, you need to pick up a drug habit, criminal record or make an early run at diabetes or a heart condition.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (C+evo)

638 No.

They're not.
Posted by: SMH
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I know... I was being snarky/funny, or trying...

Posted by: lin-duh 27-4 at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (UUBmN)

639 Term limits never apply to the bureaucrats. Having them form a deep state is a problem governments have been having for at least 5000 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:39 PM (eoQWY)
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Steyn on Rush today was talking about Fauci. Makes $417,000 a year and has been a gov't worker for 53 years. Has the highest salary of any federal employee.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (xqRaG)

640 There was a real push for term limits in 1994 when Gingrich took the house. Some states even passed them, but the Supreme Court ruled it would require a Constitutional amendment and killed all the momentum.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:38 PM (xqRaG)


Term limits are called elections. When the public is so ignorant and disengaged as to vote for incumbents at a 95% rate.

Posted by: Toy Cannon at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (KuDNQ)

641 On term limits, you'd have to amend the Constitution. The requirements for Congress don't include any language on how long one's been there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (tpneH)

642 Handicapping 2024, I really like Gov Kristi Noem.

Posted by: jeff at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (J2JqR)

643 rhomboid

We are an unserious Third World country, with clowns in charge, kleptomaniacs in every key position, and a remnant population of self- governed citizen who are hated by those that want a Cult of Personality and servile worship of unreality and changing emotions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

644 > You can't copyright the KJV.

You can in the UK.

The KJV copyright is perpetual there, and belongs to one Lizzie Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and fam.

They get a cut of every KJV sold in the UK. Not sure about Canada, Australia, etc.

It's called "Crown Copyright", 'cuz royals are special that way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (yTo22)

645 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (tpneH

Which I see has been remarked upon repeatedly. That's what I get.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (tpneH)

646 It's for the kids now to have the fun.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:43 PM (axyOa)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (DOEp8)

647 M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.

Better than being a new guy road guard in the way in the middle of the night, lol. Blackout lights are hard to see.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (+ya+t)

648 Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (xqRaG)

More than the 400k salary of the President.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

649 642 Handicapping 2024, I really like Gov Kristi Noem.
Posted by: jeff at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (J2JqR)


Lulz

Posted by: Dominion Voting System at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (f/z+J)

650 NaCly, not a bad summation, sadly.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (OTzUX)

651 Heh, lin-duh.

Actually had a tanker who thought a tank could float because of air in the turret.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:46 PM (DOEp8)

652 >>> M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa

======

I watched a documentary on ewetubes last night about the tank battle of 73 Easting. Have to love that one of the tank commanders was a LT. Kilgore.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:46 PM (VbCZe)

653 Personally, I'm voting SMOD in 2022 and 2024.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:46 PM (f/z+J)

654

In fact, judging by the broad and sweeping applicability to EOs, why even bother with a Legislative branch for anything other than making an orderly process for rent-seeking, kickbacks and grift?
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:31 PM (C+evo)

This in a nutshell is what happened to Rome. The Senate became incapable of ruling once they became resistant to letting the capable take part. In early days if you were talented, you got you consulships, you became part of the club, and you got your respect and were assimilated. About 120 BC, a few large families started monopolizing the offices, "new men" were suppressed, and the talented who had solved the problems the Senate could not were plotted against and opposed. Even Caesar, who expanded the empire massively was essentially confronted with murder or Civil War. Octavian, his heir, solved the problem by liquidating much of the old guard in Civil Wars and by outliving the rest. The Emperor at first pretended to have a legislative branch, but it soon devolved to just a place to warehouse nobles to watch them.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (eoQWY)

655 @ SMH -591

This is the herc i qualified for warrant officer on.


https://tinyurl.com/y64fqyjt

I'm too fooking old.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (VcFUs)

656 Portland's Mayor Ted Wheeler Peppersprayed A BLM Protester After They Got Too Close To Him


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 09:19 PM (VVEnO

I always wondered what "too close" was.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (f4HZK)


Length of two swords.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

657 I watched a documentary on ewetubes last night about the tank battle of 73 Easting. Have to love that one of the tank commanders was a LT. Kilgore.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:46 PM (VbCZe)

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And McMaster.

*spit*

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (DOEp8)

658 I just realized the only people going to National Review webzine are there to criticize the articles and grieve over previously supporting it, given its now open support of the flavor of the day leftism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (tE3qu)

659 A number of KIA in Iraq were from drowning. I don't know if exclusively in Humvees or whether any incident involved a tank. Anyone recall?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

660 Better than being a new guy road guard in the way in the middle of the night, lol. Blackout lights are hard to see.
Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:45 PM (+ya+t)

No kidding.
Or trying to train a new jeep driver who got fixated on the drive lights. Lost a side mirror.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:49 PM (axyOa)

661 Scott Baio has talked about running for Romney's seat. Tweet just now says he's been to UT twice, house hunting.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 09:49 PM (JKNZq)

662 SMH -591

This is the herc i qualified for warrant officer on.


https://tinyurl.com/y64fqyjt

I'm too fooking old.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (VcFUs)

---

I like mine better.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:49 PM (DOEp8)

663 >>>I always wondered what "too close" was.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (f4HZK)

======

According to my wife it is being in the same bedroom at the same time. YMMV

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (VbCZe)

664 BifBewalski AOS Moron

I knew you were Air Defense, But Damn, that is a sweet missile.
** Gets all nostalgic for the Cold War. **

I'll bet you had good times with the nuke certifications.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

665 I'm not a fan of term limits . I am for a mandatory retirement age. That said why are term limits good for President but not for Reps or Senators?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

There was an amendment for the President, who before that didn't have one either.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (eoQWY)

666 633 237 I don't know what anything means anymore, but I'd say the CCP is closer to pure fascism than pure communism.

Unpossible. My leftist betters explain to me all the time that fascism is right-wing. Also, national socialism isn't really socialism, because reasons.
Posted by: Michael the Texan

So if we can just get Rasmussen to prove CCP is more Fascist that DJT we can get Antifa pointed in right direction? Oh wait, they havent attacked stores here in Seattle's "China"town yet as far as I know.

Posted by: Rex B at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (uN4KS)

667
Used to be being in college or having a new family would qualify for exemption. That is, the reward for improving your life and society was to avoid the draft, now to avoid being killed in some damned hell-hole, you need to pick up a drug habit, criminal record or make an early run at diabetes or a heart condition.
Posted by: Observer


Back in the bad old days homosexuality would get you out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (63Dwl)

668 A number of KIA in Iraq were from drowning. I don't know if exclusively in Humvees or whether any incident involved a tank. Anyone recall?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

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Humvees, Bradleys, Tanks, MRAPs, etc.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (DOEp8)

669 I always wondered what "too close" was.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 09:25 PM (f4HZK)


Length of two swords.
Posted by: runner at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)4

Yaaaawn.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 25, 2021 09:51 PM (Izzlo)

670 Which is why rollover drills were a constant, especially as a gunner.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:51 PM (DOEp8)

671 > When we get to the camps, I'm first in the egg eating contest.

Maybe we'll get lucky enough to see a woman washing a car once in a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 09:51 PM (yTo22)

672 Term limits are called elections. When the public is so ignorant and disengaged as to vote for incumbents at a 95% rate.

I'm looking forward to be a LI non-V.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:51 PM (C+evo)

673 Maybe we'll get lucky enough to see a woman washing a car once in a while.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 09:51 PM (yTo22


My favorite scene.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (f/z+J)

674 Oldcat

That is a very good summation. Almost epigram in quality.

And we are seeing it here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

675 BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (VcFUs)



Fist bump. Pershing here.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

676 >>>
And McMaster.

*spit*
Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (DOEp

======

The interviewees didn't sound happy that they were essentially put on a leash. i.e. not do what they were trained to do.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (VbCZe)

677 A number of KIA in Iraq were from drowning. I don't know if exclusively in Humvees or whether any incident involved a tank. Anyone recall?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

There was a famous incident of a reporter who was well thought of dying when a vehicle went off a bridge - not sure if it was a Bradley, Tank or humvee.

I think he was an editor of the Atlantic, or something when he posted himself out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (eoQWY)

678 There was an amendment for the President, who before that didn't have one either.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:50 PM (eoQWY)

I know that. Cruz offered a constitutional amendment . I'm directing the question to critics of term limits.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

679 So now the DOJ/FBI is finally arresting people. The wrong people, but still, there's a heartbeat! I wonder if they would consider changing the name from the Hoover Building to the Lubyanka, and opening a basement prison. For verisimilitude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (tE3qu)

680 659 A number of KIA in Iraq were from drowning. I don't know if exclusively in Humvees or whether any incident involved a tank. Anyone recall?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

I was always shocked at the amount of recruits in the Navy that could not swim.

Posted by: clutch at January 25, 2021 09:53 PM (9UmRs)

681 A number of KIA in Iraq were from drowning. I don't know if exclusively in Humvees or whether any incident involved a tank. Anyone recall?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

A friend of mine drowned over there in 2003. I was a rescue swimmer and jumped in CSAR missions. His bird got called to pick up some tribal leader's kid who had been clipped in an explosion of some kind. Two birds flew in, got the kid, and lifted straight up into some power lines. Flipped the -60 straight into the Tigris and drowned all of them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:53 PM (tpneH)

682 661 Scott Baio has talked about running for Romney's seat. Tweet just now says he's been to UT twice, house hunting.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 09:49 PM (JKNZq)

Is he LDS?

Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2021 09:53 PM (Izzlo)

683

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Posted by: Ted Wheeler at January 25, 2021 09:53 PM (63Dwl)

684 > There was an amendment for the President, who before that didn't have one either.

Yeah, it was pretty clear that FDR wasn't planning to ever leave office.

That fuckstick was a cult-of-personality dictator no different from Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (yTo22)

685 642 Handicapping 2024, I really like Gov Kristi Noem.
Posted by: jeff at January 25, 2021 09:44 PM (J2JqR)


Uh, yeah, this is your bank, you have violated our tems of service, your account is closed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (dNzKv)

686 In the camps I'm pretty sure we can dispense with masks and social distancing, but I'm sure the guards will let us know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (tE3qu)

687 A friend of mine drowned over there in 2003. I was a rescue swimmer and jumped in CSAR missions. His bird got called to pick up some tribal leader's kid who had been clipped in an explosion of some kind. Two birds flew in, got the kid, and lifted straight up into some power lines. Flipped the -60 straight into the Tigris and drowned all of them.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:53 PM (tpneH)

---

I seem to recall that.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (DOEp8)

688 clutch

As ANAV I would give the magnetic compass directions to land in every Abandon Ship Drill.

But normally the nearest land was two miles away. Straight down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

689 Michael Kelly, in a humvee I believe, plunged into a canal, not sure about actual cause of death. A fairly decent non-stupid journalist (a few did exist back then).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 09:55 PM (OTzUX)

690 M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM (axyOa)

You got anything that can verify that claim? To my knowledge the top speed of a M-88 unloaded was only around 30mph. Towing anything with weight, anything over 20mph was a minor miracle.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (uxUoN)

691 I have no idea if he's LDS, but he really seems to be fed up with Romney

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (JKNZq)

692 But normally the nearest land was two miles away. Straight down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

---

This is why I went Army.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (DOEp8)

693 The Roman idea of term limits was no consecutive terms. You had to take a term off after serving (until around 100 BC).

Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (xqRaG)

694 I seem to recall that.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (DOEp

It was pretty shit. I lost another friend over there in 2010, but he was a SEAL, and KIA instead of being flipped into a river and drowned. I was more easily able to process that one.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (tpneH)

695 Yeah, it was pretty clear that FDR wasn't planning to ever leave office.

That fuckstick was a cult-of-personality dictator no different from Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 09:54 PM (yTo22)

He didn't plan on it but God did.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (2DOZq)

696 Reporter was Michael Kelley, vehicle was just a Humvee

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (eoQWY)

697 That fuckstick (FDR) was a cult-of-personality dictator no different from Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini.

My grandfather worshipped him.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (C+evo)

698 Romney called a lds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2021 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

699 Fist bump. Pershing here.

Posted by: dartist at January 25, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

I did WOC school at Sill. Then another 18 months back at Bliss. And yes, Nacly, that was a sweet, sweet bullet. Zero to breaking the sound barrier twice before it ever left the rail.

I got re-treaded into patriot during WOC school. If i had know then, what i know now. SMH would've been rescuing my dumb ass in a tank troop when i re-up'ed for more ADA instead of dismounted forward scout.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 09:57 PM (VcFUs)

700 The Roman idea of term limits was no consecutive terms. You had to take a term off after serving (until around 100 BC).
Posted by: zmdavid at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (xqRaG)

Actually it was 10 years, absent some emergency.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:57 PM (eoQWY)

701 My grandfather worshipped him.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (C+evo)


What I was taught in school, 100% of the people adored FDR. Nobody disliked him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:58 PM (dNzKv)

702 Have a great night, everyone. Work starts early tomorrow.

May you and yours be blessed. Practice makes pregnant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

703 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

Had a very large hole punched in the side of our ship by a frigate. I was glad I knew how to swim well.

Posted by: clutch at January 25, 2021 09:58 PM (9UmRs)

704 The girl from Cool Hand Luke was Joy Harmon.

Quite a looker in her day. She reminded me of Farah Faucett

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (f/z+J)

705 >>>I have no idea if he's LDS, but he really seems to be fed up with Romney

"Fed up with Romney" sounds like a winning campaign slogan to me

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (tE3qu)

706 "When we get to the camps, I'm first in the egg eating contest.



Maybe we'll get lucky enough to see a woman washing a car once in a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

Yeah, except the progs will make sure it is Lena Dunham

Posted by: Ripley at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (PTDkx)

707 My grandfather worshipped him.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (C+evo)


What I was taught in school, 100% of the people adored FDR. Nobody disliked him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 25, 2021 09:58 PM (dNzKv)

Oh he had his haters - I got a book about him by one of them, a contemporary.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (eoQWY)

708 Maybe we'll get lucky enough to see a woman washing a car once in a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"

You mean "a woman."

/Ms. Jenner.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Fuck you. War at January 25, 2021 10:00 PM (tpneH)

709 You can feel the anticipation...

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is moot
at January 25, 2021 10:00 PM (rTqAd)

710 Is he LDS?

No, I think he loves this country.

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:00 PM (C+evo)

711 You got anything that can verify that claim? To my knowledge the top speed of a M-88 unloaded was only around 30mph. Towing anything with weight, anything over 20mph was a minor miracle.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 25, 2021 09:56 PM (uxUoN)

You mean besides the brown stinky smell in my fatigues?
The Maintenance Warrant and Bn Motor Sergeant used to argue all the time about how fast it could go. ( I think they screwed with the governor.) The sergeant said he'd done 70 at Ft Hood.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 10:00 PM (axyOa)

712 The girl from Cool Hand Luke was Joy Harmon.

Quite a looker in her day. She reminded me of Farah Faucett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (f/z+J

I always pretended Paul Newman stopped by her house when he escaped.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 25, 2021 10:01 PM (2DOZq)

713 >>> Is he LDS?

No, I think he loves this country.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:00 PM (C+evo)

=====

Anybody that loves Joanie is okay with me.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 10:01 PM (VbCZe)

714 The tension becomes palpable...

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is moot
at January 25, 2021 10:01 PM (rTqAd)

715 M-88 on the tank trail at Graf going 60mph. Scared the crap outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 09:37 PM


I had recovery vehicle envy in the infantry with our light, 27 ton, M578 .

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2021 10:01 PM (3NX5H)

716 The sergeant said he'd done 70 at Ft Hood.

Yeah, and 0-60 in 2.8 seconds..

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM (C+evo)

717 clutch

!!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

718 The Horde holding its collective breath...

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is moot
at January 25, 2021 10:03 PM (rTqAd)

719 NaCly, I will tell you that story some time.

Posted by: clutch at January 25, 2021 10:03 PM (9UmRs)

720 The girl from Cool Hand Luke was Joy Harmon.

Quite a looker in her day. She reminded me of Farah Faucett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 09:59 PM (f/z+J


She knew exactly what she was doing.

Posted by: Dragline at January 25, 2021 10:03 PM (4I/2K)

721 >>>The sergeant said he'd done 70 at Ft Hood.

Yeah, and 0-60 in 2.8 seconds..
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM (C+evo)

=====

It was the Canadian version. Forgot to translate to metric.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 10:03 PM (VbCZe)

722 Lucile.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2021 10:03 PM (l3+k2)

723 The sergeant said he'd done 70 at Ft Hood.

Yeah, and 0-60 in 2.8 seconds..
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM (C+evo)

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This is possible.

Lots of steep tank trails at Ft. Hood.

Some, you can catch some serious air.

Posted by: SMH at January 25, 2021 10:04 PM (DOEp8)

724 BIMBO! IT's a NOOOD ONT

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=392306

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is moot
at January 25, 2021 10:04 PM (rTqAd)

725 Any girl built like that must be named Lucille!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 10:04 PM (f/z+J)

726 Welcome to the camp. I guess you all know why we're here.

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 25, 2021 10:04 PM (Z7toj)

727 >>>Forgot to translate to metric.

====

To/From: I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 25, 2021 10:04 PM (VbCZe)

728 The sergeant said he'd done 70 at Ft Hood.


Yeah, and 0-60 in 2.8 seconds..

Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM (C+evo)


Dad said the M-3 would to 60 mph. It had a radial airplane engine in it.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2021 10:05 PM (3NX5H)

729 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=392306


Italicans and grey background is nood.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 10:05 PM (VcFUs)

730 Yeah, and 0-60 in 2.8 seconds..
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 10:02 PM

Hey. I'm just telling you what he said.
But 60...a bit down hill...fresh overhaul. Yeah.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 10:06 PM (axyOa)

731 Length of two swords.

Posted by: runner at January 25, 2021 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

Arigato runner san.

*bows*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 10:18 PM (f4HZK)

732 The commercials also have morphed Jake from State Farm from a schlubby white dude (involved in that homophobic "well, he's a guy" as) into a Magic Negro.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 25, 2021 10:19 PM (8E8Am)

733 When we lived in Boise a house down street filmed fat chicks were wrestling One of the guys told me it was a gold mine.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 25, 2021 10:25 PM (f4HZK)

734 517 Did y'all read the story that Twitter and Instagram were forcing people to follow the White House. Even if they try to unsubscribe, it resubs them.

I've blocked the White House twice so far on instagram. Haven't checked to see if they popped up again.

Posted by: Toni at January 25, 2021 10:30 PM (/c+mq)

735 Donks already impeached Trump once, and this time the GOP is in on the game to a greater extent. This is to demonstrate that both sides will uphold a double standard. One for BLM/Antifa and another for the ret of us.

If Trump can be "prosecuted" for 1/6, then why are no dems prosecuted for the deaths and billions in damage caused by BLM? Instead BLM is rewarded by a plaza in DC and countless dollars raised on the ActBlue donk platform and the donks who cheered them on and literally knelt before them are blameless for the chaos and destruction. The GOP supports this standard.

Posted by: Refreshing? at January 26, 2021 07:14 AM (ONvIw)

736 DOJ took a hard pass on ActBlue and BLM/Antifa too. As far as I know they pressed no charges on Joseph Alcoff the Occupy/Antifa guy who "stormed" Tucker's house.

Posted by: Refreshing? at January 26, 2021 07:18 AM (ONvIw)

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