Mid-Morning Art Thread

Mary With Biedermeier Hut
Franz Stuck

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (ejd/p)

2 She's a killer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 She has a look of disgust.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 2 She's a killer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

=========

It's in the eyes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

6 That expression....there's something about Mary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (ejd/p)

7 Those shifty eyes freak me the fuck out!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (5QBw6)

8 Looks like a warm bonnet though. I could use one this morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

9 And hopefully, she's not in Texas in August in that getup.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

10 I'll go and summon The Others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:31 AM (ejd/p)

11
"You expect me to believe that story?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2021 09:32 AM (mht8P)

12 That bitch would shive you in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:32 AM (5QBw6)

13
Looks like she's thinking "RUFKM?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 26, 2021 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

14 Nice use of color. I like the blue especially.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 26, 2021 09:32 AM (E+OcO)

15 Franz was stuck with blue paint.

Posted by: dantesed at January 26, 2021 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 Sideways looks. Always untrustworthy.

Posted by: Ziba at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (S1hrL)

17 She looks like she's a tad suspicious of all these goings-on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (UZVEt)

18 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (ejd/p)

19 Better than yesterday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (U7wke)

20 Looks like she's hiding the fact that there is a midget hiding under her dress

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (+4EvF)

21 Mary With Biedermeier Hut

That'll never be a catchy lyric.

Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (h5TKJ)

22 It's snowing out, I better put on my knit hut...

Posted by: Flyover....**** at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (Rbu5d)

23 I don't smell anything, wdya ?

Posted by: Mary at January 26, 2021 09:33 AM (zZxh0)

24 Should that be 'hut', or 'hat'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (S7VTO)

25
Stuck did a lot of tits and ass paintings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (mht8P)

26 I like how the face is very detailed but the rest of it is loose brushwork.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (OyyDO)

27 That's the look the artist got after suggesting she slip into something "more comfortable".

Posted by: spindrift at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (h5TKJ)

28 I prefer side-boob over side-eye.

Not really complaining.
Just stating a preference.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (S7VTO)

29 She's giving us the side eye.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2021 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

30 Is it because the hat looks like a piece of furniture?

Posted by: Ziba at January 26, 2021 09:35 AM (S1hrL)

31 Mary With Biedermeier Hut

Biedermeier HUT?

Is that suppose to be Hat?

Posted by: Tami at January 26, 2021 09:35 AM (cF8AT)

32 Serious side eye

Posted by: Boswell at January 26, 2021 09:35 AM (w2LAm)

33 What's with the diamond shaped framing?

Posted by: dantesed at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (88xKn)

34 She's a sneaky little shit, just like her pal Biedermeier.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (nakwk)

35 I like some of his other work better. This picture, which appears that it might be the same model, is very nice:
https://tinyurl.com/y2pq6nlt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (UZVEt)

36 Is she smug because she can display her wealth and connections? I think so.

Good face and the eyes ... The painter did well here. Probably got a good commission and an option for a nude portrait.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

37 Should that be 'hut', or 'hat'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM

Hut in German, hat in English. Just roll with it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (ejd/p)

38 Hut, hut, hut!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (mzC78)

39 Yikes! I guess not EVERY thing's better with a blue bonnet on it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (m45I2)

40 I know that look of disapproval.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (i9ZF7)

41
Mary With Biedermeier Hut
Mary with Kardashian butt
Mary with cash money
Mary with the funny
Mary with a penis. Say what?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (dWwl8)

42 "Hut in German, hat in English. Just roll with it."

Got it.

Thanks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (S7VTO)

43 Mary With Biedermeier Hut

Mary: Biedermeier, dead!
Mary: Niedermeier, dead!
Mary: Marmalarde, dead!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (0DVOr)

44 She's a sneaky little shit, just like her pal Biedermeier.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM

A pledge pin! On your bonnet?!

Posted by: Biedermeier at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (ejd/p)

45 Hut in German, hat in English. Just roll with it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (ejd/p)
++++
Is this another example of "The Awful German Language" about which Mark Twain wrote?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (UZVEt)

46 She's Judging you in Blue Velvet.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (jvt6t)

47 26 I like how the face is very detailed but the rest of it is loose brushwork.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (OyyDO)

for 2 marks, you get the face

more if want the dress

Posted by: Franz at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (zZxh0)

48 Biedermeier liked her Budweiser and if you took it away, her stare would send shivers down your spine.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

49 Those side-eyes means she keyed your new carriage and hobbled your favorite horse.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 26, 2021 09:38 AM (k4dH2)

50 I like how the face is very detailed but the rest of it is loose brushwork.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (OyyDO)

for 2 marks, you get the face

more if want the dress

Posted by: Franz at January 26, 2021 09:37 AM (zZxh0)

Even more without the dress - same as in town.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

51 Very interesting painting. Would hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (uRfvC)

52 "for 2 marks, you get the face "

5 marks

Same as in town

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (S7VTO)

53 I don't see her look as disapproval.

She's got a slight smile on her lips.

I think it's more of an inquisitive "hmm?"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (dWwl8)

54 She's looking for Blue Bonnet butter.

Posted by: dantesed at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (88xKn)

55 Those side-eyes means she keyed your new carriage and hobbled your favorite horse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 26, 2021 09:38 AM

Carrie Underwood's great-great-great-grandmother?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (ejd/p)

56 "Hut in German, hat in English. Just roll with it."

From seeing it used in this painting, I bet it's where we got 'hood', as well.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (WLHrn)

57 F*ck around and find out.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (KbCG3)

58 Artist: Can you turn your head a bit?

Artist: Can you turn your eyes towards me?

Artist: Can you stop looking at me like you want to gut me like a fish?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (i9ZF7)

59 She looks like a proto-Karen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (HaL55)

60 Stuck did a lot of tits and ass paintings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2021 09:34 AM (mht8P)

I was stuck in the rut

Posted by: Franz at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (zZxh0)

61 53 I don't see her look as disapproval.

She's got a slight smile on her lips.

I think it's more of an inquisitive "hmm?"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM (dWwl

You'd have had to disappoint many women to see it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (i9ZF7)

62 "Carrie Underwood's great-great-great-grandmother?"

I see a faint resemblance.
Maybe around the eyes.

A family history of anger management issues?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (S7VTO)

63 That look say that her rich 66 year old husband has taken ill unexpectedly

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (+4EvF)

64 I don't see her look as disapproval.

She's got a slight smile on her lips.

I think it's more of an inquisitive "hmm?"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM

She looks like she'd be fun to toss back some schnapps with.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (ejd/p)

65 Painting: "Oh, yeah, like whatever."

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (qpX6U)

66 Her eyes are up here.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (vuisn)

67 She's hut!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (1o5GM)

68 I don't see her look as disapproval.

I see it as "I can't move my head in this thing"

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (WLHrn)

69 64 I don't see her look as disapproval.

She's got a slight smile on her lips.

I think it's more of an inquisitive "hmm?"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2021 09:39 AM

She looks like she'd be fun to toss back some schnapps with.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:40 AM (ejd/p)

This is how people end up without their kidneys.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (Zm+LZ)

70 Dat face when Uncle Biden says come sit on his lap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM (i9ZF7)

71 I met that girl in a bowling alley one time. Its was amazing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 09:42 AM (BGSOl)

72 38 Hut, hut, hut!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2021 09:36 AM (mzC7

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at January 26, 2021 09:42 AM (AMIL/)

73 OG Karen is very disappointed in you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:43 AM (i9ZF7)

74 FYI: Stuck was Hitler's favorite artist. Just read that now.

Posted by: Ziba at January 26, 2021 09:43 AM (S1hrL)

75 This is how people end up without their kidneys.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 26, 2021 09:41 AM

She does have kind of a Wednesday Addams vibe going on...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:43 AM (ejd/p)

76 Dat face when Uncle Biden says come sit on his lap.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Uncle Hunter Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:43 AM (0DVOr)

77 I notice that he signs in large letters in a conspicuous space, not discreetly in a corner. Self___ much, Franz?

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (qc+VF)

78 She's always guarding her six.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (BGSOl)

79 Hut, hut, hut!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha!
Posted by: Peyton Manning

Palomino! Palomino! Palomino!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (0DVOr)

80 She's sly like Mona Lisa.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (EZebt)

81 Wooooh Ohhhhh here she comes...she's a Man Eater....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 09:45 AM (jvt6t)

82
Mutter Unter Mein Brecht - ein Limerick

Ach du lieber! Alles ist kaput
Aber vielleicht jetzt ist etwas ganz gut
Diese Dame ist mein Mutti
Sie steht sicherTutti-Frutti
Sie ist Mary, Mit ihr Biedermeier Hut

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:45 AM (m45I2)

83
Bet she's a wildcat in bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (mht8P)

84 She just heard this:
https://youtu.be/-YGsuRGK7eQ

Posted by: Flyover....--- at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (Rbu5d)

85 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (f4HZK)

86 Kinda reminds me of Eva Green. Chick from the James Bond movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (i9ZF7)

87 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (1o5GM)

88 Forfot about that thing. Oh well, you know what I meant.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (qc+VF)

89 79 Hut, hut, hut!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha!
Posted by: Peyton Manning

Palomino! Palomino! Palomino!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (0DVOr)

Three-twentynine, Three-twentynine, Three-twentynine!

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (AMIL/)

90 She has that 'pull the other one' look.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (S7VTO)

91 Oops. Should have signed that one "Müldoon"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:47 AM (m45I2)

92 That's definitely a "fuck around and find out" kinda look.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)

93 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (f4HZK)

And an icepick in your mime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2021 09:47 AM (mzC78)

94 CBD, thanks for the Food Thread hat tip. Video was hilarious. More cannibal food recipes please.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2021 09:47 AM (f4HZK)

95 89 79 Hut, hut, hut!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha!
Posted by: Peyton Manning

Palomino! Palomino! Palomino!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM (0DVOr)Three-twentynine, Three-twentynine, Three-twentynine!
Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (AMIL

Blueberry, Pickle juice, couch stuffing!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (i9ZF7)

96 First to use "pizza hut" reference??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (ab0zp)

97 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.

Ouch! I guess I won't be juggling that thing for a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (HaL55)

98 Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:45 AM (m45I2)

Next level limerick right there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (YA914)

99 I SEE FOUR BONNETS!

Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (S2/iO)

100 Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:45 AM

Bonus quatloos for use of German.

*raises covfefe mug*

Prost!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (ejd/p)

101 And an icepick in your mime.

I approve this message.

Posted by: Opus at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (qc+VF)

102
Hut, hut, hut!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Omaha, Omaha, Omaha!
Posted by: Peyton Manning

Palomino! Palomino! Palomino!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:44 AM

Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

Posted by: Jan Brady at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (n8ypO)

103 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

And an icepick in your mime.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Jeez. You gotta be fast around here.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (0DVOr)

104 You can leave your hat on.

Posted by: Joe Cocker at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (mzC78)

105 I get that same look whenever I say something stupid

Posted by: weew at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (EaEMG)

106 there's no place like home

Posted by: santeria chicken at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (g741k)

107 Mrs. Bean

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (SchxB)

108 You can leave your hat on.
Posted by: Joe Cocker at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM

"I'm holding onto it..."

- Froederick Frankenstein

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 09:50 AM (ejd/p)

109 I rename this painting The Blue Stinkeye.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 09:50 AM (2DOZq)

110 Biedermeier hat?

DEAD!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2021 09:50 AM (oQ94s)

111 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

If your hat pin tickles a mouse, I need peanut butter. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Josef Stolin at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (0DVOr)

112 Biedermeier's Dead Horse

Posted by: santeria chicken at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (g741k)

113 Did the Germans wear hut's like that when they bombed Pearl harbor??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (jvt6t)

114 Ruhendes H�ndinnengesicht

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (YA914)

115 She's a killer.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Well versed in etiquette

Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (4rmoJ)

116
105 I get that same look whenever I say something stupid
Posted by: weew at January 26, 2021 09:49 AM (EaEMG)

I believe there is a secret school for young girls that teaches side eye, secret disgust and scorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (i9ZF7)

117 He has another portrait of his daughter (Mary. This girl) where she's smiling in a completely natural way like you would for a photo.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 09:52 AM (8eSmR)

118 I believe there is a secret school for young girls that teaches side eye, secret disgust and scorn.
---------------
Where I come from we call this the fish eye.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 09:52 AM (BGSOl)

119 She's a 1.

Posted by: Man in a Budweiser Hat at January 26, 2021 09:52 AM (+y8uL)

120 Well versed in etiquette
Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:51 AM (4rmoJ)

Extraordinarily nice

Posted by: CN at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (ONvIw)

121 I clicked through the examples in Wikipedia. This one is probably as good as it gets.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (qc+VF)

122 how is she with a laser beam ?

Posted by: santeria chicken at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (g741k)

123 I do love her beautiful dark brown eyes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (U2p+3)

124 I've heard of a Quonset hut, but not a Biedermeier hut.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (nakwk)

125 I believe there is a secret school for young girls that teaches side eye, secret disgust and scorn.

Upper East Side.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:53 AM (0DVOr)

126 "how is she with a laser beam ?"

Dyno-Mite!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 09:54 AM (S7VTO)

127 Nothing's wrong. It's fine!

Posted by: Mary at January 26, 2021 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

128 Men let your wallets flop out,
And women open your purses,
Cause a man or a woman without a big eyed bean from Venus
Is suffering with the worstest of curses
Yeah, you're suffering, with the worstest of curses.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 09:54 AM (BGSOl)

129 122 how is she with a laser beam ?
Posted by: santeria chicken

Dynamite!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:54 AM (U2p+3)

130 I believe there is a secret school for young girls that teaches side eye, secret disgust and scorn.

Those are inborn. The school merely adds the polish. Makes being a Karen socially acceptable.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (HaL55)

131 Damn, VIA

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (U2p+3)

132 RBF

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

133 132 RBF
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

Resting Biedermeier Face

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (nakwk)

134 [142 Kommentarregel ]

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (m45I2)

135 It looks like Franz used her in several paintings. Apparently, this painting was done after she found out about the other "model".

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (jvt6t)

136 That's the look I get when I ask the wife to make me a sammich!

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

137 She's wearing a scarlet letter just out of range.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Taking A Lid at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (VWp7G)

138 I know what you did last night.

Posted by: Mary at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

139 RBF

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 26, 2021 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

Don't be so uncultured, this is an art thread.

It is Bitch Face in Repose.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (YA914)

140 On the other hand she could have a strained neck and her father told her to look at him while she was sitting for a profile portrait.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (2DOZq)

141 134 [142 Kommentarregel ]
Posted by: Muldoon

Wait! WTF? How did Muldoon get the keys to Ace's time machine??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (0DVOr)

142 136 That's the look I get when I ask the wife to make me a sammich!
Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

Funny euphemism there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (i9ZF7)

143 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (4rmoJ)

144 She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on the door

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (5QBw6)

145 My wife gave me that look when I went out and bought a brand new 24 foot Sea Ray boat after she said, and I quote, "I don't care, do what you want".

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

146 Serious side-eye, there.

Posted by: Emmie at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (ofYez)

147 Wait! WTF? How did Muldoon get the keys to Ace's time machine??

Have you ever seen them in the same room? Not sayin' anything, just sayin'.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (qc+VF)

148 That's the look I get when I ask the wife to make me a sammich!
Posted by: Archer

Text your wife. When she goes into the kitchen to get her phone, the message says, "since you're there, make me a sammich".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (0DVOr)

149 143 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (4rmoJ)

Can we take Kris as tour guide and disciplinarian?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (5QBw6)

150 Side eye was invented when women walking down the sidewalk in NYC were whistled at by construction workers.

True story.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (i9ZF7)

151 Don't be so uncultured, this is an art thread.

It is Bitch Face in Repose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (YA914

Y'all are cracking me up!

Posted by: Emmie at January 26, 2021 10:00 AM (ofYez)

152 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Can we take Kris as tour guide and disciplinarian?
Posted by: rhennigantx

It would have to be after hours where we couldn't influence the general public.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:00 AM (0DVOr)

153 Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (0DVOr)
That would get me kabonged with a rolling pin!

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

154 The eyes say "You're next if you don't keep your trap shut".

I like the virulently blue ribbon on the "hut".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:01 AM (Dc2NZ)

155 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (4rmoJ)

Dissent in art tastes will not be tolerated and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:01 AM (nakwk)

156 Y'all are cracking me up!
Posted by: Emmie

Seconded.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:02 AM (0DVOr)

157 Can we take Kris as tour guide and disciplinarian?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (5QBw6)

Kris is secretly Mistress Midnight Flame?

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:02 AM (nakwk)

158 99 I SEE FOUR BONNETS!
Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise at January 26, 2021 09:48 AM (S2/iO)

*********

You missed the bees, Picard.

Now let me enjoy my breakfast of taspar eggs.

Posted by: Gul Madred at January 26, 2021 10:02 AM (xxG/v)

159 "Franz Stuck? I'm tired!"

Lili von Schtupp

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:02 AM (2UAWY)

160 Willowed:

I found a word that gets your comment rejected as spam. If you use the name of the Portland basketball team as a single word, your post gets the spam treatment. That one is bizarre to me. It took me about a dozen tries to post 301 until I ferreted out the problem.

This is because there used to be a commenter named b-l-a-z-e-r and they snapped and were credibly threatening suicide or murder or both. That was a long time ago now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2021 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)

161 Don't be so uncultured, this is an art thread.

It is Bitch Face in Repose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM (YA914)

I yield to the gentleman's cultured take.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 26, 2021 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

162 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (4rmoJ)
---

"And here we have Lucian Freud's "Fat Man on Ottoman Eating Waffles with Maple Syrup..."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:03 AM (Dc2NZ)

163 "Can we take Kris as tour guide and disciplinarian?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (5QBw6)
"

And if it's New Yawk...we gotta take J.J.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:03 AM (S7VTO)

164 Dissent in art tastes will not be tolerated and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks.

The first hundred comments will have to be on the art but the tour starts in the Lucien Freud gallery.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 10:03 AM (qc+VF)

165 Don't be so uncultured, this is an art thread.

It is Bitch Face in Repose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM

I love this place.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (ejd/p)

166 Dissent in art tastes will not be tolerated and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks.

The first hundred comments will have to be on the art but the tour starts in the Lucien Freud gallery.
Posted by: Oddbob

I'd hate to see the (100 comment rule) in person.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (0DVOr)

167 Dissent in art tastes will not be tolerated and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman

With an attitude like that you can just stay in the bus young man !

Posted by: Sister Miriam Joseph at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (4rmoJ)

168 It would have to be after hours where we couldn't influence the general public.

I can sorta see that now. A rowdy crowd with several people towing coolers on wheels whom you could hear coming several rooms away. And the curators running around screaming not to touch anything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (HaL55)

169 YouTube series

"Horde on Art"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (2UAWY)

170 149 143 Would love to visit the Louvre with the horde. Of course CBD would have to chaperone us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * black and white at January 26, 2021 09:58 AM (4rmoJ)

Can we take Kris as tour guide and disciplinarian?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2021 09:59 AM (5QBw6)

Touching Aphrodite's bewbs? That's a paddlin'.
Skipping the David gallery? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

171 Shes dangerous. Hat pin in your juggler.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2021 09:46 AM (f4HZK)

Yes. Part of the local lore here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (mzC78)

172 "and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks. "

New York walk-up pizza is NOT done sous vide.

And if we're in New York, I'm getting pizza.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (S7VTO)

173 165 Don't be so uncultured, this is an art thread.

It is Bitch Face in Repose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 09:57 AM

I love this place.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (ejd/p

It's like all the greatest minds for snark and wit assembled in one place. Like the Avengers, but with less lycra.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (i9ZF7)

174 I found a word that gets your comment rejected as spam. If you use the name of the Portland basketball team as a single word, your post gets the spam treatment. That one is bizarre to me. It took me about a dozen tries to post 301 until I ferreted out the problem.

Otters?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (0DVOr)

175 YouTube series

"Horde on Art"
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM

You have to admit, it would have more viewers than Sister Wendy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (ejd/p)

176 She's a killer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:05 AM (8D42x)

177 "and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks. "

New York walk-up pizza is NOT done sous vide.

And if we're in New York, I'm getting pizza.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bagel. With lox. And a pastrami on rye from Katz's deli.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:06 AM (0DVOr)

178 creepy.. But I see this guy does a lot of creepy paintings!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 26, 2021 10:07 AM (CjFDo)

179 Horde at Louvre

This place is too crowded. It's hot in here. It's cold in here. The Mona Lisa is too small, he should have painted it bigger. They need to burn down the modern art wing. ( insert limerick) . What the hell is that stupid glass pyramid out front ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:07 AM (2DOZq)

180 She's a killer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

that was my first thought - "serial killer"
possibly black widow

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 26, 2021 10:07 AM (nUhF0)

181 Corned beef and cabbage from Katz's deli.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

182 Touching Aphrodite's bewbs? That's a paddlin'.
Skipping the David gallery? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Posted by: Kris

I'M getting paddled!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:07 AM (0DVOr)

183 I told you your eyes would get stuck like that.

Posted by: Mama at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (XfhKA)

184 I like this. The painting is good, and I like that "Yeah?? Why don't you eat a bag of dicks?" look on Mary's face. She seems like my kinda lady.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (Bvn1K)

185
Bagel. With lox. And a pastrami on rye from Katz's deli.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:06 AM (0DVOr)

Which will be stuffed in bags and dropped in warmish water for 6 hours before you're allowed to eat them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (nakwk)

186 Limerick translation for the non-germanically inclined.

Ach du lieber! Alles ist kaput
Aber vielleicht jetzt ist etwas ganz gut
Diese Dame ist mein Mutti
Sie steht sicherTutti-Frutti
Sie ist Mary, Mit ihr Biedermeier Hut

Oh dear, everything is broken
But maybe now something is just fine
This lady is my mom
She's surely nuts
She is Mary with her Biedermeier hat!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (m45I2)

187 All the ettes would be giggling at David's schlong

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (i9ZF7)

188 COVID Mary is a superspreader!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (03n3v)

189 rickb223 wants to experience a little danger

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (2UAWY)

190 YouTube series

"Horde on Art"

Every weekday, 9:30 Eastern. All we need now are ads with multiethnic families and dumb dads.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (qc+VF)

191 >>>Otters?

Or badgers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (VWp7G)

192 The museum narration in the headphones should provide hypothetical snippets of the subject matter's inner thoughts by each museum piece.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (vuisn)

193 Oh, and a couple of dudes wearing long coats with mops, like the guys in Dune cleaning up the floor after the space-folding pilot leaves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (HaL55)

194 Bagel. With lox. And a pastrami on rye from Katz's deli.
-----------
Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing's ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of on toast. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted... and a cup of tea.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (ab0zp)

195 I'd hate to see the (100 comment rule) in person.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:04 AM (0DVOr)

could be entertaining, as long as you're not the one breaking the rule...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (8D42x)

196 177 "and all the food will be prepared sous vide. No thanks. "

New York walk-up pizza is NOT done sous vide.

And if we're in New York, I'm getting pizza.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Bagel. With lox. And a pastrami on rye from Katz's deli.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:06 AM (0DVOr)

Salt bagel with a schmear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

197 >>>Oh, and a couple of dudes wearing long coats with mops, like the guys in Dune cleaning up the floor after the space-folding pilot leaves.

THEY SPILLED THE SPICE AGAIN!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (VWp7G)

198 >>>Oh, and a couple of dudes wearing long coats with mops, like the guys in Dune cleaning up the floor after the space-folding pilot leaves.

THEY SPILLED THE SPICE AGAIN!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (VWp7G)

199 If you use the name of the Portland basketball team as a single word

Long before the Washington Football Team was fashionable, blazer's misdeeds forced us to call it the Portland Basketball Team.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 10:10 AM (WtXZN)

200 Double post? Odd.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (VWp7G)

201 Wyatt. To the corner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (i9ZF7)

202 I am truly impressed Muldoon. Bravo.

Posted by: f'd at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (XfhKA)

203 Spice so nice you say it twice

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (nakwk)

204 You know who else used to write limericks in German??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (ab0zp)

205 I used to know her. She wasn't a pleasant person.

Posted by: windbag at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (+e6ZA)

206 It's gone now but Ben's Best Kosher Delicatessen!

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

207 Remember when they used Zgoop on vomit spills?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (vuisn)

208 I am thinking of using this as my profile pic on socialist media

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (nUhF0)

209 >>>Wyatt. To the corner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No idea how that happened. Only hit enter once.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (VWp7G)

210
204 You know who else used to write limericks in German??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (ab0zp)

If only Hitler's Limericks would have been taken seriously by the Limerick Community. Maybe no WWII

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (i9ZF7)

211 Eris

This, art for the movie Dr. Jeckyll, Sister Hyde?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (2UAWY)

212 You know who else used to write limericks in German??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM

Karl Liemerich?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (ejd/p)

213 This place is too crowded. It's hot in here. It's cold in here. The Mona Lisa is too small, he should have painted it bigger. They need to burn down the modern art wing. ( insert limerick) . What the hell is that stupid glass pyramid out front ?

******

Dream Big Young Moron - a limerick

A poor Irish lad from Vancouver
Aspired to be a shaker and a mover
When visiting France
He leaped at the chance
"Boy Howdy y'all! I'm goin' to the Loo-ver!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM (m45I2)

214 Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 10:08 AM (m45I2)

================ All hail Muldoon!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM (uRfvC)

215 No idea how that happened. Only hit enter once.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM

You expect me to believe that?

*gives Wyatt the side eye*

Posted by: Mary at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM (ejd/p)

216 rickb223 wants to experience a little danger
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:09 AM (2UAWY)

that's sort of like teasing AtC about needing a stepstool to get into a car, isn't it...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM (8D42x)

217 Goethe's limericks were a bummer.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM (vuisn)

218 >>>You expect me to believe that?

*gives Wyatt the side eye*
Posted by: Mary

Shh, I'm just trying to get into the top ten posters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (VWp7G)

219 Himmler's were similar.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (vuisn)

220 I wonder what people would say about the geriatric specialists with their emergency treatment carts following the horde around.

Posted by: Justsayin' at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (Fs5vw)

221 Test message. Pixy keeps rejecting my posts because they look like spam.
I'm trying to not take it personally.

Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (j5/wh)

222 This is a nice portrait
It's snowing here

Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (D/g4R)

223 The visual of the Horde pouring out of the tour bus to go into the Louvre and the faces on the Louvre workers as they realize what's happening. LOL.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

224 that's sort of like teasing AtC about needing a stepstool to get into a car, isn't it...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM

A little Ravage-curious today, are we?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (ejd/p)

225 Test message. Pixy keeps rejecting my posts because they look like spam.
I'm trying to not take it personally.
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (j5/wh)

Prolly too many line breaks -- that trips the troll wire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (Bvn1K)

226 mmmmmm......Spam......

Posted by: Pixy at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (jvt6t)

227 Double post? Odd.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

It's been a long time since that happened. Haven't seen a triple in a long time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (0DVOr)

228 Zeppelin's were a tragedy.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

229 I get that look a lot. A. Lot.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (sjdRT)

230 that's sort of like teasing AtC about needing a stepstool to get into a car, isn't it...?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:13 AM

A little Ravage-curious today, are we?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (ejd/p)

I'm hoping to get beaten by the consolation cleavage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (8D42x)

231 I wonder what people would say about the geriatric specialists with their emergency treatment carts following the horde around.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM

They'd be asking why the crash carts have so much Valu-Rite on them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (ejd/p)

232 Muldoon on a roll today.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (jvt6t)

233 All the ettes would be giggling at David's ~~schlong~~ schort.
FIFY.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (ukNFU)

234 Is there a code for 'death by bewbage'?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (2UAWY)

235 >I'm hoping to get beaten by the consolation cleavage...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:16 AM (8D42x)

There is such a thing?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (sjdRT)

236 Himmler's were similar.
--------
And poor old Goering had no vowels at all!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (ab0zp)

237 Haven't seen a triple in a long time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM

How you doin', big boy?

Posted by: Eccentrica Gallumbits at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (ejd/p)

238 mmmmmm......Spam......
Posted by: Pixy at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (jvt6t)

go all out, lightly dusted with flour, pan fried, on av king's hawaiian roll with mustard and american cheese...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (8D42x)

239 She just cut one.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (F5zz8)

240
223 The visual of the Horde pouring out of the tour bus to go into the Louvre and the faces on the Louvre workers as they realize what's happening. LOL.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

Pretty sure you have to wear pants to get in the Loover

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (i9ZF7)

241 Life is too short to paint ugly women. And too precious to waste on a lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (o2MD2)

242 Karl Marx had potential as a writer of limericks, but that fucking Friedrich Engels was a bastard critic.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (03n3v)

243 The visual of the Horde pouring out of the tour bus to go into the Louvre and the faces on the Louvre workers as they realize what's happening. LOL.
Posted by: Kris

That's why I said we could only be allowed in after hours. So we couldn't influence the general public.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (0DVOr)

244 My fish comes frozen and vacuum sealed. What would happen if I put the pack in a slow cooker with water?

Posted by: Grail Knight at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (SvKn+)

245 Interesting portrait. Her strong face and sidelong glance belies the 'modest' hat and clothing. There is enough separation between her head and the garments to indicate they are a shell, something she puts on having no relation to the real woman. Even the dark, subdued browns of her outfit are offset by the brilliant blues in the painting. I like it.

BTW, Stuck did paintings of scenes from the Bible and myths, often with nudes. The man knew how to depict the human body, especially women.

Posted by: JTB at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (7EjX1)

246 Is there a code for 'death by bewbage'?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (2UAWY)

I'm sure muldoon knows it, if it exists.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (8D42x)

247 Muldoon on a roll today.
-----------
On a Berliner.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:19 AM (ab0zp)

248 OK.. so no boob.. and also no panties. Thaks for keeping the art even-keeled.

Posted by: Silent at January 26, 2021 10:19 AM (CrU4U)

249 NEVER FORGET THE OTTOMAN!

Posted by: Grail Knight at January 26, 2021 10:19 AM (SvKn+)

250 Is there a code for 'death by bewbage'?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:17 AM (2UAWY)

I'm sure muldoon knows it, if it exists.
Posted by: SturmToddler

Simple suffocation.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:19 AM (0DVOr)

251 >>>OK.. so no boob.. and also no panties. Thaks for keeping the art even-keeled.

We talking about Biden?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (VWp7G)

252 240
223 The visual of the Horde pouring out of the tour bus to go into the Louvre and the faces on the Louvre workers as they realize what's happening. LOL.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)

Pretty sure you have to wear pants to get in the Loover
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (i9ZF7)

You sure? They *are* French.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (OyyDO)

253 Now I have this scene firmly wedged in

https://youtu.be/-EPLY9XG5nU

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (2UAWY)

254 Lifeless black eyes, like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Roy at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (A/eX6)

255 Muldoon on a roll today.
-----------
On a Berliner.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:19 AM (ab0zp)

ich bein ein berliner

-- zombie JFK

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (8D42x)

256 My fish comes frozen and vacuum sealed. What would happen if I put the pack in a slow cooker with water?
Posted by: Grail Knight

Boom! Women's locker room all over your kitchen!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (0DVOr)

257 I'm a gonna nominate Muldoon for the horde's Pull it Sir prize.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * soused vid at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (4rmoJ)

258 Simple suffocation.
Plus a non-removable smile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (HaL55)

259 I'd hate to see the (100 comment rule) in person.

CBD pours maple syrup over your head.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (ZGrMX)

260 Nearly none of the statues bothered with pants? Even boxers, for that matter. Why should I?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (Bvn1K)

261
Pretty sure you have to wear pants to get in the Loover
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:18 AM (i9ZF7)

You sure? They *are* French.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (OyyDO

Can we get a ruling? I'm not going if they require pants. Or pantaloons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (i9ZF7)

262 The banned word only goes to prove my theory that Ace secretly supports the blue-skinned freaks on Gamilon.

Posted by: Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (S2/iO)

263 Now I have this scene firmly wedged in

https://youtu.be/-EPLY9XG5nU
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM

I had totally forgotten that!

Posted by: Eccentrica Gallumbits at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (ejd/p)

264 "Muldoon on a roll today."

A Kaiser roll?

Posted by: f'd at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (XfhKA)

265 Damn it! Off, alien hooker sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (ejd/p)

266 >>>Boom! Women's locker room all over your kitchen!
Posted by: rickb223

SNORT

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (VWp7G)

267 256 My fish comes frozen and vacuum sealed. What would happen if I put the pack in a slow cooker with water?
Posted by: Grail Knight

Boom! Women's locker room all over your kitchen!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (0DVOr

I really shouldn't have laughed at that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (i9ZF7)

268 Art is creepy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2021 10:22 AM (H5knJ)

269 259 I'd hate to see the (100 comment rule) in person.

CBD pours maple syrup over your head.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (ZGrMX)

Nope. He a-salts you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (nakwk)

270 Boom! Women's locker room all over your kitchen!
Posted by: rickb223

cats and blind men lined up around the block...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (8D42x)

271 >Can we get a ruling? I'm not going if they require pants. Or pantaloons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (i9ZF7)

I wore pants when I was there, but I didn't see any signs explicitly requiring them. Its France. If you look good sans pantalones, you probably skate. If you are the naked ottoman guy, probably not.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (sjdRT)

272 55 Those side-eyes means she keyed your new carriage and hobbled your favorite horse.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 26, 2021 09:38 AM

Carrie Underwood's great-great-great-grandmother?
=====================

Took me a minute, but I see what you did there! I kept looking at the photo for a resemblance to Carrie, but I wasn't seeing it. Trust me -- I have done my fair share of looking at Carrie Underwood photos!

Just to be sure, I went and looked at EVERY photo of Carrie on the internet. Then I looked at them again. Then I did a different thing.

Finally, I made the connection between TrivialPuruser's comment and lyrics to the Carrie song. Still might go look at those photos again.

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (mZUr4)

273 Lot of portraits lately. I like when CBD is on a boat kick.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (2DOZq)

274 Boom! Women's locker room all over your kitchen!
--------------
Kaboom! cereal??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (ab0zp)

275 211 Eris

This, art for the movie Dr. Jeckyll, Sister Hyde?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (2UAWY)
--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6D7bzltR2U

"This is the sensuous Sister Hyde -- the most evil man you will ever meet!"

How did I not know of this movie?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

276 BTW, Stuck did paintings of scenes from the Bible and myths, often with nudes. The man knew how to depict the human body, especially women.
Posted by: JTB

Always some Yahoo kissing up to the teacher. When CBD ain't looking we're gonna give you a wedgie and stuff you in a locker.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * soused vid at January 26, 2021 10:25 AM (4rmoJ)

277 How did I not know of this movie?!

Because its a real stinker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:25 AM (2UAWY)

278 >>>Can we get a ruling? I'm not going if they require pants. Or pantaloons.

Can I dress as a mime? I intend to dress like one at the next MoMe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:25 AM (VWp7G)

279 Nearly none of the statues bothered with pants? Even boxers, for that matter. Why should I?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This! x1000!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (0DVOr)

280 278 >>>Can we get a ruling? I'm not going if they require pants. Or pantaloons.

Can I dress as a mime? I intend to dress like one at the next MoMe.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:25 AM (VWp7G)

...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (i9ZF7)

281 >Can I dress as a mime? I intend to dress like one at the next MoMe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:25 AM (VWp7G)

Does that mean you won't talk?

Kidding.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

282 You sure? They *are* French.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM (OyyDO

Can we get a ruling? I'm not going if they require pants. Or pantaloons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:21 AM (i9ZF7)

I have heard tell there's a place in france where the ladies where no pants, and the men go around with their....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (oQ94s)

283 With funemployment I've been able to watch a number of older movies in the morning before starting my day. Watching Fantastic Voyage right now. It's held up pretty good.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (2DOZq)

284 Somehow, I don't think this lady likes to cosplay as Harlequin while steaming her vagina and getting people cancelled for using wrong pronouns on faceplant. The modern world sucks ass.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (ftFVW)

285 "This is the sensuous Sister Hyde -- the most evil man you will ever meet!"

How did I not know of this movie?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

Double the fear!
Double the terror!
Double the titties!

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (nakwk)

286 I'd give her a two finger salute

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (qlFIA)

287 223 The visual of the Horde pouring out of the tour bus to go into the Louvre and the faces on the Louvre workers as they realize what's happening. LOL.
Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2021 10:15 AM (OyyDO)
--

*Frenchman on Champs-Elysees cries as barbarians invade his city*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

288 Could I get a Per-not?

It's PerNO..

Ok, Could I get a PerNO then?

NO, we are out.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (jvt6t)

289 Doof

*Face palm*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (S7VTO)

290 >>>...
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I see what you did there. And Muad'dib, I'd likely hide in the corner at a MoMe hoping no one notices.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (VWp7G)

291 Now I have this scene firmly wedged in

https://youtu.be/-EPLY9XG5nU
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:20 AM

Of course, this is the obvious follow up.

https://youtu.be/dNBHty0E83w

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (dkvcO)

292 I have heard tell there's a place in france where the ladies where no pants, and the men go around with their....
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2021 10:26 AM (oQ94s)

Same place where they don't get their where, wear, and we're mixed up.

Heaven on Earth, in other words.

Salute the Marines.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (oQ94s)

293 Horde in Paris at Charles de Gaulle...

How long before two of the Morons are in a sword fight with French Bread?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (2UAWY)

294 Test message. Pixy keeps rejecting my posts because they look like spam.
I'm trying to not take it personally.
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 26, 2021 10:14 AM (j5/wh)
++++
I have found three things that trip me up:
1. Too many line breaks (as YD mentioned)
2. Repeating the same word too many times in the post
3. Mentioning the name of the small Chevrolet SUV derived from the S-10 pickup truck (or the second word in the name of the Portland NBA team)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (UZVEt)

295 New York Times Magazine writer Emily Bazelon on censorship . . .

Ben Smith
@benyt
"We are uncomfortable with government doing it; we are uncomfortable with Silicon Valley doing it. But we are also uncomfortable with nobody doing it at all."

-
Yeah, free speech is OK so long as only the right people have it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (VVEnO)

296
*Frenchman on Champs-Elysees cries as barbarians invade his city*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ

We could probably take over France. Doesn't take a lot to get them to surrender.

What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)

297 Yeah, free speech is OK so long as only the right people have it.
Just like the right to contest election fraud!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (qlFIA)

298 >What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)

They have good cheese. Go for it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (sjdRT)

299 Horde in Paris at Charles de Gaulle...

How long before two of the Morons are in a sword fight with French Bread?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Um, why do you think we gave them two loafs of bread?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (0DVOr)

300 My fish comes frozen and vacuum sealed. What would happen if I put the pack in a slow cooker with water?

It'll probably cook just fine but it'll be pretty bland with no seasoning.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (qc+VF)

301 Ha, the highest paid federal employee in 2019 was.... Fauci. $417,608

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (CQ3Qb)

302 ...
Biedermeier, DEAD!

Posted by: Otter at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (BgMrQ)

303 293 Horde in Paris at Charles de Gaulle...

How long before two of the Morons are in a sword fight with French Bread?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm lol'ing here on the ferry by myself. Good thing we are already six feet apart, folks think I'm nuts.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:30 AM (5mEzs)

304 ... @benyt
"We are uncomfortable with government doing it; we are uncomfortable with Silicon Valley doing it. But we are also uncomfortable with nobody doing it at all." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (VVEnO)
++++
Yeah. The press calling for censorship and speech control. This is end-stage communist takeover stuff. Once the takeover is finished, these people will be in mass graves or gulags. It always goes that way. I hope @benyt has come to terms with what's coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:30 AM (UZVEt)

305 289 Doof

*Face palm*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (S7VTO)

==================

What??? Some of us can't always wait for kbdabear's Compliance Pics in the ONT!

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:30 AM (mZUr4)

306 >How long before two of the Morons are in a sword fight with French Bread?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Ah. Le Duel de Baguette.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:30 AM (sjdRT)

307 "What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?"

If you take them over, then you gotta take care of them.

I'll pass

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (S7VTO)

308 What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Those cheese eating surrender monkeys? How about something that's a challenge? Like Eritrea?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (0DVOr)

309 The next step for the Left is not USSR type suppression of Free Speech but rather Canadian type suppression.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (2DOZq)

310 298 >What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)

They have good cheese. Go for it.
Posted by: Muad'dib

I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs)

311 >>>The next step for the Left is not USSR type suppression of Free Speech but rather Canadian type suppression.

That didn't work out to well for those in power - especially journalists.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (VWp7G)

312 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Mary looks like she just caught a wiff of the flatulence I ripped out a second ago.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (axyOa)

313 How long before two of the Morons are in a sword fight with French Bread?

********

We wouldn't even make it past the baguettage claim carousel.

"Feel the pain!"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (m45I2)

314 295 New York Times Magazine writer Emily Bazelon on censorship . . .

Ben Smith
@benyt
"We are uncomfortable with government doing it; we are uncomfortable with Silicon Valley doing it. But we are also uncomfortable with nobody doing it at all."

-
Yeah, free speech is OK so long as only the right people have it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (VVEnO)

===========

So, Ben Smith doesn't understand any lesson from history ever. Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

315 I'm lol'ing here on the ferry by myself.

How did you get 'em to hold still ? Is he rehabilitated yet ?

Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (u2I6p)

316 *Frenchman on Champs-Elysees cries as barbarians invade his city*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:27 AM (Dc2NZ

We could probably take over France. Doesn't take a lot to get them to surrender.

What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)

well, there's trees on the Champs-Elysees, so we could march through in the shade...

-- just the punchline

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (8D42x)

317 Biden In October 2020: You Can't Legislate Through Executive Orders 'Unless You're a Dictator'

-
Say what you will about Joe Biden, when he's right he's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (VVEnO)

318 >I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs)

That's a project. The fromage already exists in France.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (sjdRT)

319 "I thought we were gonna annex Greenland."

Funny way to spell Iceland.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (S7VTO)

320
I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs

This place isn't green at all.

Weird

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (i9ZF7)

321 298 >What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)

They have good cheese. Go for it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:29 AM (sjdRT)

=========

Also wine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

322 *Frenchman on Champs-Elysees cries as barbarians invade his city*

You misspelled "cheers and throws candy and. cigarettes from balcony."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (qc+VF)

323 We could probably take over France. Doesn't take a lot to get them to surrender.What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

Count me in.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:32 AM (HaL55)

324 Ahhhhh.... a Royale W/ cheese and a handle of Valu-Rite by the Seine......only romantics will understand.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (jvt6t)

325 American national socialism won't look like the German version - every country does authoritarian socialism differently.

Canada is indeed the likely next step.

But CA/Europe national socialism as it is now is NOT the end state. It will get worse, much worse, because that is what the elites want.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (qlFIA)

326 204 You know who else used to write limericks in German??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 26, 2021 10:11 AM (ab0zp)
If only Hitler's Limericks would have been taken seriously by the Limerick Community. Maybe no WWII
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:12 AM (i9ZF7)

The scream of a Stuka dive bomber
I find nothing makes me more calmer
Though some find it frightening
Part of me finds it exciting
Little Hitler stands up quite proper!

Posted by: Zombie Hitler at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (dWwl8)

327 I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM

You'll have to get Chique's permission first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

328 Just imagine the MoMe we would have on the 747 flying across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (2UAWY)

329 ... What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)
...
I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs)
++++
Embrace the healing power of and, Nurse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (UZVEt)

330 >You'll have to get Chique's permission first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

I miss her.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (sjdRT)

331 >>>Ha, the highest paid federal employee in 2019 was.... Fauci. $417,608<
>That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (03n3v)

332 Horde at Louvre

"Oh, look-here are some boobies and some more boobies"
The painter paints like he was a f**. Why are their bodies out of proportion/. France stinks. So do French people."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (VP4Cd)

333 What happened to chique?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (NYlBF)

334 A moron visit to the Louvre would result in a series of new rules for the Louvre and several morons added to the no fly list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * soused vid at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (4rmoJ)

335 Fauci as Wormtongue?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (2UAWY)

336 You'll have to get Chique's permission first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

I miss her.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (sjdRT)

What happened?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (2DOZq)

337 *Frenchman on Champs-Elysees cries as barbarians invade his city*

You misspelled "cheers and throws candy and. cigarettes from balcony."
Posted by: Oddbob

I ain't showing my tits!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (0DVOr)

338 What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?

-
Well, they do have good cheese.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (VVEnO)

339 That beady-eyed little ~~fuck~~ rat fucker* looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.

* suggested edit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (S7VTO)

340 >That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (03n3v

His face screams for a ball gag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (i9ZF7)

341 >>>You'll have to get Chique's permission first.

Disrespecting the Viking Queen will not look good on your tombstone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (VWp7G)

342 I saw Two Morons in a Sword Fight open for Third Eye Blind at DAR Constitution Hall in '99

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (mZUr4)

343 341 >>>You'll have to get Chique's permission first.

Disrespecting the Viking Queen will not look good on your tombstone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (VWp7G)

=========

Brave man. Stupid, but brave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

344 >Ha, the highest paid federal employee in 2019 was.... Fauci. $417,608<
>That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (03n3v)

Does master wish to look for the Precious?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (sjdRT)

345 Just imagine the MoMe we would have on the 747 flying across the Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The lounge is off limits to non horde personnel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (0DVOr)

346 That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (03n3v

His face screams for a ball gag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:35 AM (i9ZF7)

Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (NYlBF)

347 What say ye, Horde? Wanna take over France?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:28 AM (i9ZF7)
...
I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs)
++++
Embrace the healing power of and, Nurse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:33 AM (UZVEt)

have to take greenland to get to europe. Risk taught me that.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (8D42x)

348 Fauci?
Torgo?

I get them confused

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (2UAWY)

349 And there's a hole in the wall...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (vuisn)

350 >>>have to take greenland to get to europe. Risk taught me that.

We can skip Great Britain, though, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (VWp7G)

351
334 A moron visit to the Louvre would result in a series of new rules for the Louvre and several morons added to the no fly list.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * soused vid at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (4rmoJ)

Watching someone argue with the TSA about the right to bear shivs would be worth it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (i9ZF7)

352 "Oh, look-here are some boobies and some more boobies"
The painter paints like he was a f**. Why are their bodies out of proportion/. France stinks. So do French people."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (VP4Cd)
++++
Ah, c'mon, Fen! It'll probably be a split. A fair amount of the former. The latter will probably be reserved for the bar crawl afterward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (UZVEt)

353 And there's a hole in the wall...

Uh, that was already there.

Posted by: Furniture Movers at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (qc+VF)

354 I thought we were gonna annex Greenland.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2021 10:31 AM (5mEzs)
---

We haven't heard much from Chique. She must be busy behind the scenes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (Dc2NZ)

355 Horde at Louvre

"Oh, look-here are some boobies and some more boobies"
The painter paints like he was a f**. Why are their bodies out of proportion/. France stinks. So do French people."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:34 AM (VP4Cd)

so, you've been paying attention and not just praying for our souls, and for us to grow up?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:38 AM (8D42x)

356 That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.

I was flipping around last week and saw a character in a network TV series singing (badly off key) about how much they love Fauci. Pretty funny given there are widespread rumors he's going to be fired because Jarrett and Rice think he's too associated with Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2021 10:38 AM (ZGrMX)

357 "We can skip Great Britain, though, right?"

I thought we were gonna get our teeth done, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (S7VTO)

358 357 "We can skip Great Britain, though, right?"

I thought we were gonna get our teeth done, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (S7VTO)

=========

First you raze Scotland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

359 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (S7VTO)

LOL

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (jvt6t)

360 Just imagine the MoMe we would have on the 747 flying across the Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The lounge is off limits to non horde personnel.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (0DVOr)

sky lounge before and upper deck on the 747. it'd be a party.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (8D42x)

361 Great Britain?

dental work?

End up looking like Terry Thomas-Smith

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (2UAWY)

362 so, you've been paying attention and not just praying for our souls, and for us to grow up?

"Called up the preacher and said "Give me strength for my fight."
She said, "You don't need no strength, you need to grow up, son."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (HaL55)

363 >First you raze Scotland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

Its too wet to burn properly. You have to actually knock everything down yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (sjdRT)

364 That beady-eyed little fuck looks like he belongs in a J.R.R. Tolkien novel sucking up to humans.

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Not pervy enough. You need a George R. R. Martin character for that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (WENj9)

365 have to take greenland to get to europe. Risk taught me that.

We can skip Great Britain, though, right?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM (VWp7G)

ss we should roll right through. just need to leave a marker.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (8D42x)

366 We can skip Britain, though, right?

FIXED for current events.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (C85Ga)

367 361 Great Britain?

dental work?

End up looking like Terry Thomas-Smith
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (2UAWY)

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My toothpaste of choice is Hedley and Wyche, the toothpaste that says, "Yum, that was good."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

368 363 >First you raze Scotland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

Its too wet to burn properly. You have to actually knock everything down yourself.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (sjdRT)

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I believe we can burn down a country that has figured out how to burn dirt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

369 Muldoon @82

Das Ist gut! Zwei bier bitte!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:41 AM (axyOa)

370 >>>First you raze Scotland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

AYE!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:41 AM (VWp7G)

371 "We can skip Great Britain, though, right?"

I thought we were gonna get our teeth done, too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (S7VTO)

trying to make NGU twitch, eh...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:41 AM (8D42x)

372 we should roll right through. just need to leave a marker.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (8D42x)

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Call me when we take Kamchatka

Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (C85Ga)

373 Not pervy enough. You need a George R. R. Martin character for that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (WENj9)

If Hugh Hefner, Martha Stewart, and Rachel Ray had a love child - it would write like Martin.

Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (u2I6p)

374 >>>we should roll right through. just need to leave a marker.
Posted by: SturmToddler

MORONS WUZ HEAR!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (VWp7G)

375 Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:38 AM (8D42x)

M prayers never involve anyone here to grow up. But it is the kinds of things you say some of you say.

. My prayers are for the health and well being of people who post their prayer concerns.

Actually, I imagine the horde would behave o,k, at the Louvre. But at the bar crawl-as suggested above-it might be more than a bit wild.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (VP4Cd)

376 Mary wore a small but stylish onion on her belt.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (F0YaR)

377 I saw Knit Hut open for Men Without Hats at The Bomb Factory in '86.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (IXZGh)

378 372 we should roll right through. just need to leave a marker.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:40 AM (8D42x)

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Call me when we take Kamchatka
Posted by: fixerupper at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (C85Ga)

It's time to put the hurt on Ukraine

Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (Izzlo)

379 Kamchatka, Gateway to dying in Asia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (2UAWY)

380 OK, first we board the Crimson Mutual Assurance and take them all!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (jvt6t)

381 First you raze Scotland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
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As I come in by Fiddich side
On a May morning
I spied Willie MacIntosh
An hour before the dawning.
"Turn again, turn again,
Turn again I bid ye
For if you burn Auchidoon
Huntley he will heid ye."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:43 AM (WENj9)

382 Just imagine the MoMe we would have on the 747 flying across the Atlantic.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The lounge is off limits to non horde personnel.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:36 AM (0DVOr)

sky lounge before and upper deck on the 747. it'd be a party.
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (8D42x)

I can already imagine the 'Ettes sliding down the circular stairs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:43 AM (axyOa)

383 MORONS WUZ HEAR!

Spray paint on Stonehenge

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (2UAWY)

384 >>>Mary wore a small but stylish onion on her belt.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Which was the style at the time. Gimme five bees for a quarter we'd say!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (VWp7G)

385 I wonder what, "Bitte! Bitte!" means??

Posted by: a moron gunnind down german tourists at the louvre at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (ab0zp)

386 If we're razing European countries, I call dibs on Luxembourg.

Sneaky bastards

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (i9ZF7)

387 >>>Spray paint on Stonehenge
Posted by: Anna Puma

YES!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (VWp7G)

388 M prayers never involve anyone here to grow up. But it is the kinds of things you say some of you say. . My prayers are for the health and well being of people who post their prayer concerns.

Actually, I imagine the horde would behave o,k, at the Louvre. But at the bar crawl-as suggested above-it might be more than a bit wild.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (VP4Cd)

you have a heart of gold Fen, to put up with us.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (8D42x)

389 OK, first we board the Crimson Mutual Assurance and take them all!!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM

Stay away from the edges, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (ejd/p)

390 He who controls Andorra controls Europe!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (Dc2NZ)

391 First you raze Scotland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
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It's not worth it. Trust me. Just wall the fuckers off.

Posted by: Hadrian (the Roman, not the moron) at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (UZVEt)

392 383 MORONS WUZ HEAR!

Spray paint on Stonehenge
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (2UAWY)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

393
Napalm works very well in wet conditions.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:45 AM (gmo/4)

394 "Mary wore a small but stylish onion on her belt."

No...just smelled that way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:45 AM (S7VTO)

395 Too lazy to scrawl through the thread - is this the same fellow who painted The Wild Hunt with the supposed "portrait" of Hitler?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 26, 2021 10:45 AM (2JVJo)

396 If we're razing European countries, I call dibs on Luxembourg.

Sneaky bastards
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM

Have to get rid of Lichtenstein, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (ejd/p)

397 amchatka, Gateway to dying in Asia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (2UAWY)

i am always successful starting with austrailia and rolling up from there. though is doesn't hurt to have europe at the same time.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (8D42x)

398 The Louvre jumped the shark when they put that stupid glass pyramid out front.
The feng shui and style clashes ruined it all.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (vuisn)

399 If Hugh Hefner, Martha Stewart, and Rachel Ray had a love child - it would write like Martin.
Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (u2I6p)

So his books are about Big Tits and cooking?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)

400 we should roll right through. just need to leave a marker.
Posted by: SturmToddler
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4

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (mZUr4)

401 >>>i am always successful starting with austrailia and rolling up from there. though is doesn't hurt to have europe at the same time.
Posted by: SturmToddler

Ukraine is weak Newman. It's a road apple!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (bkUtD)

402 If we're razing European countries, I call dibs on Luxembourg.

Sneaky bastards
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM

Have to get rid of Lichtenstein, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (ejd/p)

Pop Art is not my thing, but I think he's already dead.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (HrMC1)

403 I'm not really seeing it (I mean I can see it, but it's a long shot):

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/01/05/hitler-wild-hunt/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (Dc2NZ)

404 First you raze Scotland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
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It's not worth it. Trust me. Just wall the fuckers off.
Posted by: Hadrian (the Roman, not the moron) at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (UZVEt)

anyone lese LOVE the fact this is necessary? that's why i'll never be able to quit this place

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:48 AM (8D42x)

405 The Louvre jumped the shark when they put that stupid glass pyramid out front.
The feng shui and style clashes ruined it all.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (vuisn)
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I. M. Pei has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:48 AM (WENj9)

406 396 If we're razing European countries, I call dibs on Luxembourg.

Sneaky bastards
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM

Have to get rid of Lichtenstein, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (ejd/p)

I know they say it's a country but has anyone ever met someone from Lichtenstein??

I rest my case. It's where the aliens live.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:48 AM (i9ZF7)

407 I wonder what, "Bitte! Bitte!" means??

I don't know, but your German mom was screaming it last night.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 10:48 AM (YA914)

408 Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (8D42x)

It's really not hard at all all to put up with you. We share political opinions of the most part. People are amusing here and they have genuine concern for people and have shown that by comments, by prayer and sometimes by monetary donations

And I've had to deal with eight grade boys in Sunday school and Confirmation Class-so not much surprises me.

You would probably be preferable to them at the Louvre.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (VP4Cd)

409 Now that the Bushs, Obamas, Bidens, Romneys, and Clintons have looted Ukraine it looks like a nice soft target.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (BGSOl)

410 The Louvre jumped the shark when they put that stupid glass pyramid out front.
The feng shui and style clashes ruined it all.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (vuis

I called it !

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (2DOZq)

411 >>>I rest my case. It's where the aliens live.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's like Wyoming and the G-spot. Neither exist.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (bkUtD)

412 Happy Rapey Tuesday, all.

Which Michigan moron won the Mega billion?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

413 If Hugh Hefner, Martha Stewart, and Rachel Ray had a love child - it would write like Martin.
Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (u2I6p)

So his books are about Big Tits and cooking?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)

Does Martha Stewart have big tits? Rachel Ray doesn't.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

414 So his books are about Big Tits and cooking?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)

And also furniture and clothes and flags.

Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (u2I6p)

415 my kingdom for an edit feature... but i suppose it's rather apropos that comment 404 has an error...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (8D42x)

416 I've thought of making an expanded version of Risk - adding naval battles, managing resources like mining & agriculture, adding cards for game scenarios like pirates or an army mutiny - but never have the time

Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (Izzlo)

417
We can skip Great Britain, though, right?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:37 AM

Airstrip One?

super easy, barely an inconvenience

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2021 10:50 AM (n8ypO)

418 It's like Wyoming and the G-spot. Neither exist.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (bkUtD)

Word.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:50 AM (i9ZF7)

419 From a previous thread there was a link to sign up for Duck Duck Go, which I did. There was another for Brave. I tried to sign up for Brave but cannot get a confirmation from them (which they said was sent). Has anyone had this issue?

Posted by: AnnaS at January 26, 2021 10:50 AM (l4l/z)

420 416 I've thought of making an expanded version of Risk - adding naval battles, managing resources like mining & agriculture, adding cards for game scenarios like pirates or an army mutiny - but never have the time
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (Izzlo)

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Dolley bought Pandemic: Fall of Rome the board game. It's a weird little combination of Pandemic and Risk. I liked it.

But the more modern answer is the Total War computer games.

Medieval II was my favorite. The series introduced naval battles with Empire: Total War, set during the Napoleonic Age.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

421 And I've had to deal with eight grade boys in Sunday school and Confirmation Class-so not much surprises me. You would probably be preferable to them at the Louvre.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (VP4Cd)

considering i WAS once an 8th grade boy in Catholic sunday school and confirmation, it's a wash...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (8D42x)

422 416 I've thought of making an expanded version of Risk - adding naval battles, managing resources like mining & agriculture, adding cards for game scenarios like pirates or an army mutiny - but never have the time
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As always, you need to secure South America. Then the Anschluss begins.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (BGSOl)

423 "I know they say it's a country but has anyone ever met someone from Lichtenstein??
"

I do have a stamp from them in my passport.

Took a tour from Garmisch years ago.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (S7VTO)

424 Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:44 AM (8D42x)

Except for the trolls. They're a pain in the neck-but the new regulations and Joe's big contrived "win" seems to have weeded them out a bit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (VP4Cd)

425 Does Martha Stewart have big tits? Rachel Ray doesn't.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

RR used to be hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (NYlBF)

426 If Hugh Hefner, Martha Stewart, and Rachel Ray had a love child - it would write like Martin.
Posted by: Pierre at January 26, 2021 10:42 AM (u2I6p)

So his books are about Big Tits and cooking?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:46 AM (HrMC1)

Does Martha Stewart have big tits? Rachel Ray doesn't.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

In an alternate universe, just slightly off-kilter, Martha Stewart would have--could have-- posed for Playboy in 1960

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (HrMC1)

427 And I've had to deal with eight grade boys in Sunday school and Confirmation Class-so not much surprises me. You would probably be preferable to them at the Louvre.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (VP4Cd)
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In my experience, 8th grade is when most kids reach Peak Asshole. The average starts to level off toward normality. On the downside, though, exceptions tend to become bigger and more serious with age...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (UZVEt)

428 419 From a previous thread there was a link to sign up for Duck Duck Go, which I did. There was another for Brave. I tried to sign up for Brave but cannot get a confirmation from them (which they said was sent). Has anyone had this issue?
Posted by: AnnaS at January 26, 2021 10:50 AM (l4l/z)

I don't think Brave browser requires any confirmation from them. Just download and go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (i9ZF7)

429 Tony Fauci may be some big-time doctor/super-scientist, but I'm not impressed with his practice. It seems he changes his professional opinion as often as he changes his crusty old-man underwear.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (03n3v)

430 Napalm works very well in wet conditions.
Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:45 AM

And it sticks to kids!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (axyOa)

431 I've thought of making an expanded version of Risk - adding naval battles, managing resources like mining & agriculture, adding cards for game scenarios like pirates or an army mutiny - but never have the time
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (Izzlo)
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Or you could get a cooy of "Axis and Allies".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (WENj9)

432 It's not Great Britain.

It's Oceania.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (2DOZq)

433 I'm not really seeing it (I mean I can see it, but it's a long shot):

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/01/05/hitler-wild-hunt/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (Dc2NZ)

The "psychohistorian" Robert G.L. Waite practically built an entire book around that picture: Adolf Hitler: The Psychopathic God. One of the most unintentially hilarious books ever written about Schickelgruber.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (2JVJo)

434 Does Martha Stewart have big tits? Rachel Ray doesn't.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

from her old modeling pictures, i think so.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (8D42x)

435 It's like Wyoming and the G-spot. Neither exist.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (bkUtD)
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We talking about Finland again?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (UZVEt)

436 RR used to be hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (NYlBF)

yes, she was cute...and spunky.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (HrMC1)

437 In an alternate universe, just slightly off-kilter, Martha Stewart would have--could have-- posed for Playboy in 1960
Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM

But it would have been a really annoying and pretentious issue.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (ejd/p)

438
Airstrip One?

super easy, barely an inconvenience
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 26, 2021 10:50 AM (n8ypO)

That's no relation to Michelle Obama's Landing Strip, right?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (IXZGh)

439 And I've had to deal with eight grade boys in Sunday school and Confirmation Class-so not much surprises me. You would probably be preferable to them at the Louvre.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (VP4Cd)

My mother did her student with 8th grade. She said she would rather teach in the federal pen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (NYlBF)

440 >>>We talking about Finland again?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (bkUtD)

441 I wouldn't trust Fauci to put a bandaid on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (i9ZF7)

442 Fauci is paid more than the President. Highest paid federal employee.

But we can't hire decent doctors in our ER because the salary cap for civilian contractors is the VP pay.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (dNzKv)

443 >>>yes, she was cute...and spunky.
Posted by: JoeF.

Hey, phrasing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (bkUtD)

444 Medieval II was my favorite.
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Hmm. I never took to that one. Not sure why. Maybe I need to take another look at that one.

Posted by: Its the democratic way at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (22Wt7)

445
RR used to be hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (NYlBF)

Then she got fat and let her politics fly.

Now she's a disgusting pig.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (IXZGh)

446 I've thought of making an expanded version of Risk - adding naval battles, managing resources like mining & agriculture, adding cards for game scenarios like pirates or an army mutiny - but never have the time
Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (Izzlo)
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Or you could get a cooy of "Axis and Allies".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:52 AM (WENj9)

beat me to it. good game too.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (8D42x)

447 Wyoming and the G-spot sounds like a Morning Zoo duo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

448 A psycho historian

Well that explains it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (2UAWY)

449 Biedermeier? Dead!

Posted by: 4 at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (KnJdm)

450 448 A psycho historian

Well that explains it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (2UAWY)

You rang?

Posted by: Hari Seldon at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (PiwSw)

451 Just saw photos of the tornado damage in Fultondale Alabama last night. One person killed, 30 injured. Lots of serious damage. Hope no morons were affected.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (Fxz2V)

452 Now Rachel Ray is doing commercials for pet food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (2UAWY)

453 "yes, she was cute...and spunky."

Like AOC in that dance video?

Before the stupid took root.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (S7VTO)

454 >>>Wyoming and the G-spot sounds like a Morning Zoo duo.

AtC can rename the podcast!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (bkUtD)

455 GSpot was the modern Snipe Hunt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (i9ZF7)

456 I wrote to Senator Perdue about it 2 years ago, but I guess he cross checked my name against his donor list and didn't even respond.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (dNzKv)

457 Wyoming and the G-spot sounds like a Morning Zoo duo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

3rd Zombieland movie?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (8D42x)

458 455 GSpot was the modern Snipe Hunt.
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Its to the left of Climate Change.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (BGSOl)

459 You rang?

Posted by: Hari Seldon

What a mule

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (2UAWY)

460 Stonehenge was built by ancient Druid Morons.

Posted by: Grail Knight at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (SvKn+)

461 Medieval II was my favorite. The series introduced naval battles with Empire: Total War, set during the Napoleonic Age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
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I liked tge scope of Empire a lot, but was graveled by having to spend an entire turn's income getting an army back up to strength after a major battle. I liked tge unit regeneration they introduced with Napoleon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (WENj9)

462 Does Martha Stewart have big tits? Rachel Ray doesn't.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:49 AM (IXZGh)

Back in the day I'd of happily let Martha Stewart make me a man.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (axyOa)

463 My mother did her student with 8th grade. She said she would rather teach in the federal pen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (NYlBF)

Your Mom is a bad girl.

Posted by: 4 at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (KnJdm)

464 I wonder what, "Bitte! Bitte!" means??

I don't know, but your German mom was screaming it last night.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2021 10:48 AM (YA914)

Obligatory NSFW meme:

https://tinyurl.com/y2lzxamr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 26, 2021 10:55 AM (2JVJo)

465 Tony Fauci may be some big-time doctor/super-scientist, but I'm not impressed with his practice. It seems he changes his professional opinion as often as he changes his crusty old-man underwear.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (03n3v)

He was a made a superstar only because of his perceived disagreements with Trump. Most of the time , they were on the same page.

In fact, the dolts that idolize Fauci and say Trump should have ordered a lockdown and masks "earlier", are too stupid to realize that Trump didn't do so---because Fauci advised him it wasn't necessary.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (HrMC1)

466 Can't wait till Ace gets up so we can tell him about our plans to sack France.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (HaL55)

467 Oh boy. The dumb has begun.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (nakwk)

468 > I. M. Pei

More like I.M. Shite.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (yTo22)

469 AtC can rename the podcast!
---

Yes!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

470
451 Just saw photos of the tornado damage in Fultondale Alabama last night. One person killed, 30 injured. Lots of serious damage. Hope no morons were affected.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (Fxz2V

Yeah. Pretty bad. North Birmingham has seen so many bad tornadoes over the years. I think the geography pushes storms that way.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (i9ZF7)

471 Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer
Und all men will be Bruder
Dis ist vat I promised
As I put dem in harness
Und all Europe ich bin devourer.

Posted by: Adolph Hitler at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (VVEnO)

472 I wonder what, "Bitte! Bitte!" means??

Wrong hole! Wrong hole!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (0DVOr)

473 Now Rachel Ray is doing commercials for pet food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (2UAWY)

It's actually her brand. As an amateur chef she went from human food to pet food. That's sadly hilarious.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (2DOZq)

474 My mother did her student

--------

uh, wot?

Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (Izzlo)

475 >>> Can't wait till Ace gets up so we can tell him about our plans to sack France.

I think he's our only translator.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (bkUtD)

476 It's not Great Britain.

It's Oceania.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me

Great Britain is Airstrip One.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (vcOmj)

477 455 GSpot was the modern Snipe Hunt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (i9ZF7)

I remember fondly in the Boy Scouts hiking Mons Pubis,

Posted by: 4 at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (KnJdm)

478 In an alternate universe, just slightly off-kilter, Martha Stewart would have--could have-- posed for Playboy in 1960
--------
But it would have been a really annoying and pretentious issue.

Sooooo.... just like all the rest of them?

Posted by: Furniture Movers at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (qc+VF)

479 444 Medieval II was my favorite.
====
Hmm. I never took to that one. Not sure why. Maybe I need to take another look at that one.
Posted by: Its the democratic way at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (22Wt7)

=========

The increased graphical detail, the setting, and the overland campaign all felt perfectly in synch to me.

I have a friend who's into the Warhammer Total War games, but I've never played them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

480 Anna...

If you get bored, I shot you an e-mail yesterday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (S7VTO)

481 RR used to be hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:51 AM (NYlBF)
====================

You used the word "hot". I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (mZUr4)

482 Airstrip One sounds like the code name for Hunter Biden's plane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (yTo22)

483 Postage stamps, banking and dentures used to be the mainstays of the Leichtenstein economy.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (FTlwv)

484 480 Anna...

If you get bored, I shot you an e-mail yesterday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (S7VTO)

Ten pointer. It'll look great stuffed and mounted over the mantelpiece.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (nakwk)

485 4

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (mZUr4)

Carved on a runestone

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

486 468 > I. M. Pei

More like I.M. Shite.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (yTo22)

I. M. Not impressed

Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (Izzlo)

487 To be fair, our dog Scout loves RR's dog food and it's one of the few that doesn't give him an allergic reaction.

Posted by: f'd at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (XfhKA)

488 I would have done dirty things to Rachel Ray 25 years ago

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (dNzKv)

489 Then she got fat and let her politics fly.

Now she's a disgusting pig.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (IXZGh)

Dang Sponge, don't mince words. How do you really feel?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (axyOa)

490 > I don't think that word means what you think it means.

I think he does. RR was smokin' hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (yTo22)

491 My mother did her student with 8th grade. She said she would rather teach in the federal pen.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2021 10:53 AM (NYlBF)
++++
I assume that this was supposed to say "my mother did her student teaching with 8th graders."

But it's much funnier if I ignore that...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (UZVEt)

492 twitter informs me that the "National Women's Hockey League" starts its 2021 season. Building on the insatiable demand for the WNBA, I guess.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (B2mhs)

493 It looks like Lily of AT&T is going the way of Rachel Ray. Lily has some enormous bewbies.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (BGSOl)

494 Airstrip One?
super easy, barely an inconvenience
Posted by: AltonJackson

That's no relation to Michelle Obama's Landing Strip, right?
Posted by: Sponge

Bush Pilot II.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (0DVOr)

495 492 twitter informs me that the "National Women's Hockey League" starts its 2021 season. Building on the insatiable demand for the WNBA, I guess.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (B2mhs

Women (air quotes)

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (i9ZF7)

496 GSpot was the modern Snipe Hunt.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The G spot is a myth like unicorns or honest politicians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (VVEnO)

497 twitter informs me that the "National Women's Hockey League" starts its 2021 season. Building on the insatiable demand for the WNBA, I guess.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (B2mhs)
++++
It'll be all about "fundamentals" instead of scoring, at least until the guys who couldn't quite make the cut for the NHL "transition" and bring some quality to the soon-to-be freakshow on ice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (UZVEt)

498 In an alternate universe, just slightly off-kilter, Martha Stewart would have--could have-- posed for Playboy in 1960
--------
But it would have been a really annoying and pretentious issue.

Sooooo.... just like all the rest of them?
Posted by: Furniture Movers at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (qc+VF)

You got to give old Hef credit though--it was genius to come up with the idea of naked girls showing their tits and surrounding it with good stories and articles by legitimate writers and the bullshit "Playboy Philosophy" that Hefner came up with after downing too many Pepsis.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (HrMC1)

499 The monkey is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (U7wke)

500 4

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 10:47 AM (mZUr4)

Carved on a runestone
Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

===============
Or rearranging Stonehenge in the shape of the number 4.

Or IV for old-school Roman throwback!

Posted by: Doof at January 26, 2021 11:00 AM (mZUr4)

501 It looks like Lily of AT&T is going the way of Rachel Ray. Lily has some enormous bewbies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (BGSOl)

She cut her hair too. Cute.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2021 11:01 AM (axyOa)

502 How soon before the NHLW is all dudes with wigs claiming to be transitioning?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 26, 2021 11:01 AM (+UYEd)

503 486 468 > I. M. Pei

More like I.M. Shite.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (yTo22)

I. M. Not impressed

Posted by: josephistan at January 26, 2021 10:58 AM (Izzlo)

I. M. 4. ~~Unity~~ Compliance

Posted by: The Left at January 26, 2021 11:01 AM (N39Ws)

504 >>497 twitter informs me that the "National Women's Hockey League" starts its 2021 season. Building on the insatiable demand for the WNBA, I guess.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2021 10:59 AM (B2mhs)

Catfights are better without the protective gear though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2021 11:01 AM (vuisn)

505 It's not Great Britain.

It's Oceania.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me

Great Britain is Airstrip One.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 26, 2021 10:57 AM (vcOmj)

I don't think Orwell ever specifically delineated it, but "Oceania" is supposed to be England, all of North and South America, southern Africa, Austrailia and part of New Zealand:

https://tinyurl.com/hw5gwop

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (2JVJo)

506 "Lily has some enormous bewbies."

Check out the ass that has begun following her though.

And her face has lost that youthful look.

Which is OK, as ATT is bringing in the black Lilly.
Just like State Farm with Jake.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (S7VTO)

507 It looks like Lily of ATT is going the way of Rachel Ray. Lily has some enormous bewbies.

And compared to a couple of years ago, she appears to have lost some weight. It shows in her face, unless she had some work done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (HaL55)

508 Now Rachel Ray is doing commercials for pet food.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2021 10:54 AM (2UAWY)

It's actually her brand. As an amateur chef she went from human food to pet food. That's sadly hilarious.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 26, 2021 10:56 AM (2DOZq)

So her career went to the dogs?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (HrMC1)

509 Just for fun, search Gibralter COVID deaths. They have skyrocketed since they started giving the vaccine. 16 people died of it before vaccine, 53 after getting the vaccine.

Posted by: shibumi at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (ZCiJZ)

510 the "National Women's Hockey League" They don't pipe in fake crowd noise as the players would be confused.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (gmo/4)

511 Punk monkey up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (WENj9)

512 I don't know if we had this in the Morning Post as a link, but if not, Miranda Devine of the "NY Post" skewers Fauci for his wrong advice and flip-flops.

https://tinyurl.com/y6de455l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2021 11:03 AM (VP4Cd)

513 I don't think Orwell ever specifically delineated it, but "Oceania" is supposed to be England, all of North and South America, southern Africa, Austrailia and part of New Zealand:

https://tinyurl.com/hw5gwop
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 26, 2021 11:02 AM (2JVJo)

So, he invented the "Anglosphere?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 26, 2021 11:03 AM (HrMC1)

514 > it was genius to come up with the idea of naked girls showing their tits and surrounding it with good stories and articles by legitimate writers and the bullshit "Playboy Philosophy"

Yeah, that got his mag into a lot of venues that normally would not have carried what was essentially a stroke book.

The city library here even had it, though you had to leave your ID at the desk if you wanted to read it, and I'd imagine the librarian kept an eye out for people headed to the bathroom with it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 26, 2021 11:05 AM (yTo22)

515 NOOD

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden's A Fraud at January 26, 2021 11:06 AM (bkUtD)

516 Willowed desocking

Posted by: Oddbob at January 26, 2021 11:14 AM (qc+VF)

517 Anyway to confirm donations made it to the HQ?

Posted by: 987.1 at January 26, 2021 11:19 AM (5/op4)

518 Cross-Eyed Mary?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 26, 2021 11:19 AM (SgI6S)

519
Mr.Beans "Bit" on the side OR Mr B's cross dresser weekender.

Posted by: Saf at January 26, 2021 02:39 PM (5IHGB)

520 Mary is just taking a peek at herself in the mirror and she likes what she sees.

Posted by: Mary at January 26, 2021 10:00 PM (cyRVk)

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