The Morning Report - 1/22/21 [J.J. Sefton]

Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and the rollercoaster of emotions are back. After the Enemy stole the election, my mood violently rocked Voyage-to-the-Bottom-of-the-Sea explosion-like, back and forth between hope and despair. Now actually, since the installation ceremony of Josef Visarrionovich Robinette Stolin on Wednesday that made a low grade Triumph of the Will outtake look like the "Broadway Melody" number from Singin' in the Rain, my emotions believe it or not have lifted somewhat -- from abject dread to mere depression.

Look, there is no getting around the fact that we are at the mercy not only of Obama's merry band of insane Maoists, but who are now unchained after four years of watching one man - one great American and one of the greatest presidents ever - reverse the disaster of the previous eight years (and more really) that they inflicted on us, and are frothing at the mouth and out for blood. A good deal of that rage is not only the reversal, but the demonstration that every policy position, every social, cultural and political belief were one by one, over the course of the past four years dismantled and demonstrated for all the world to see to be utterly wrong to the point of farcical.

Remember the halcyon days of late 2016 when then-candidate Trump promised to return millions of jobs back to America, an America that Obama and the Democrat Party insisted was in decline (because of their actions) and who actually boasted about his (Obama's) ability to manage the decline and make our national sublimation as painless as possible? Obama asked "what's he gonna do, wave a magic wand?" Well, Trump sure did. It's called free market capitalism, deregulation, low taxes, and tariffs that level the playing field to make free trade fair. Jobs came back in the millions, manufacturing concerns opened new plants, minorities and the poor went off the welfare and food stamp rolls and got to work in astounding, record-breaking numbers. The greatest economic boom was yuuge, luxurious, obvious and to Obama and his globalist cronies, was the equivalent of having the dog poo they soiled the carpet with not only rubbed in their faces, but rammed back up their kiesters.

Well, we all know the score since then. So, why do I feel a bit more upbeat, for lack of a better word? Because, despite the fact that virtually every instrumentality of government and political process (I'm looking at the GOP) as well as the media, academia and shockingly more and more of the private sector are in league with what can only be described as a junta, nearly 80 million people did not vote for this, and perhaps another 100-150 million who didn't participate in the election want no part of it. With upwards of two thirds of the populace believing that those in power are illegitimate, that is not a recipe for "unity." It's a powder keg.

Even if Uncle Joe Stolin was sincere about unity, the only way to unify a country is if the two sides had something in common that was far above policy differences. It's what's known in the trade as a "shared national identity." At least the Union and the Confederacy shared a Judeo-Christian ethic as well as the Constitution, despite the interpretation of the latter being a major factor in a bloody civil war. The Leftists and us normal Americans share nothing in common. They view us, our culture, history and heritage as a cancer to be eradicated. They seek our subjugation or destruction. And that lack of commonality is potentially infinitely more destructive than even that which drove us apart in 1861. Had the Confederacy won, they'd have gained their independence and left the rest of Union alone, other factors notwithstanding. That is a non-starter with the current junta, its allies, voters and vote forgers.

And oddly enough, that is the source of my mood elevation, as such. Given the mood of the population, there is really no room for this junta to make any mistake or overreach, or otherwise further antagonize tens of millions of pissed off people. But given who they are, their arrogance and their Gott mit uns attitude means its only a matter of time before they do exactly that. Who had 12 hours? Come get your prize. Malig-Nancy Pelosi and Cuck Schemer are evidently starting up not only a completely illegal and unconstitutional post-presidency impeachment of President Trump, they are also attempting to expel and even criminally prosecute members of Congress who objected to the Electoral College results on January 6th, Black Wednesday. And the FBI is now attempting to identify anyone who was in the Capitol building and send them up the river. Insult? Meet Injury! The National Guardsmen who were used as props while at the same time blood-libeled as white supremacists and potential assassins at the inaugural were housed like livestock in a DC parking garage before being told to get the hell out of the city so that their odor would not offend the delicate sensibilities of our elites.

I hope every Guardsmen there has a long memory, and is keeping their powder dry.

Have a good weekend.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

Lloyd Billingsley: "A legal, democratic recall election is now a 'coup' attempt by extremists."
Democrats Expose Dynamics of the Oligarchy
Daniel Greenfield: "From Howard Zinn's teaching assistant to an agent of a Shiite terrorist state."
Iranian Foreign Agent Used by Obama's Media Echo Chamber Arrested
CAPITOL HILL BLACK WEDNESDAY PROTEST AFTERMATH, TRUMP POST-PRESIDENCY IMPEACHMENT
"Who should be answering the question, did members of Congress help?" (here come the purges - jjs)
Clyburn: 9/11 Style Commission Needed to Investigate Capitol Riot
"We feel incredibly betrayed." (then keep your powder dry and have a long memory - jjs)
National Guardsmen Banished to DC Parking Garage, Forced to Leave Capitol: Report
The video, from a Daily Caller compilation, shows a Trump supporter repeatedly telling police dressed in riot gear to "call for backup."
WATCH: Trump Supporters Beg Capitol Police To Stop Capitol Violence
"I don't think it's very unifying to say oh let's just forget it and move on. That's not how you unify." (steal an election, blood-libel two-thirds of the nation and make Trump a martyr. Brilliant - jjs)
Malig-Nancy Pelosi Says She's "Not Worried" Impeachment Will Alienate Trump Supporters
"It's a shameless attempt to deprive Americans of their right to choose their political leaders."
Trump's Impeachment Is Unconstitutional and Undemocratic
"Democrats become the first political party to project their impeachable offenses on a president twice."
The Funhouse Mirror of Democrat Impeachment Theater
"Joe Biden wants the Senate to 'multitask' and conduct an impeachment trial that will include revisiting the 2020 election? Good -- let's roll."
Let the Senate's Show Trial Begin
CIVIL WAR 2.0: LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"This Constructed-of-Whole-Cloth Commander-in-Chief has made it crystal clear: The elite sees us as enemies of their state. And since, as Sen. Lindsey Graham has pointed out, their success in stealing an election ensures another Republican will never be voted into high office, the only peaceful way out is to opt out. It must happen. And it will, sooner than you can even imagine." (inshalla - jjs)
Sleepy Joe and Tucker Have It Wrong: The Only Peaceful Way Out is to Opt Out
"Wyoming's Republican Party chairman is considering the idea, but it seems unlikely."
With Trump Out of the White House, Will His Followers Secede?
"Leftist think tank vice president and New York Times contributor Will Wilkinson called for the execution of former Vice President Mike Pence on Twitter." (this is what's known in the trade as "unity" - jjs)
Niskanen Center Executive Calls for Execution of Mike Pence by Lynching
THE 2020 DEMOCRAT ELECTION HEIST
"The 2020 presidential election had massive, organized, discoverable fraud in most of the swing states."
Industrial-Scale Election Fraud -- Did It Happen?
"Swept under the rug."
Poll: Less Than Half of Voters Think Election Concerns Got a Fair Hearing
DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST & RINO SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
"The irony for Reade is that she believes in many of the policies Biden will be pushing as president." ("unspeakably hard" is pregnant with meaning - jjs)
Tara Reade: "Unspeakably Hard" to Watch Biden Become President
POLITICS
"He left office with more real achievements than any chief executive in recent memory."
Trump's Top-10 Triumphs: A Last Look at a Remarkable Presidency
"Republicans should probably hope that chaos reigns supreme for a while on the other side of the aisle. America is almost always better off when Congress isn't getting much done, after all."
Politico: Democrats Are Flailing and Confused by New Power
"America's new placeholder president speaks."
Biden Promises Pain
"By announcing her decision to vote for impeachment Representative Cheney denied President Trump due process."
Rep. Liz-ard Cheney Gets Primary Challenger After Voting to Impeach Trump
"A place to start the purification of the Republican Party as a vehicle for national restoration is by creating a caucus that relentlessly primaries globalists and pushes an America First agenda."
A "Restoration Caucus" for Resisting the Globalist Occupation Regime
Tank Abrams has all kinds of junk in her trunk. Literally and figuratively.
Republican Doug Collins Mulling Bid Against Democrat Raphael Warnock in Georgia
"The data is the latest evidence at odds with [so-called] President Biden receiving the most votes in any presidential election in U.S. history."
"The Most Popular President Ever" Is Getting DESTROYED By "Dislikes" On YouTube.
"This is about our institutions purging their dominant cultural ethos and cleaning up the pipeline."
Why Joe Biden Can't Restore Unity
Heather Mac Donald: "It's an odd way to seek national unity: call a significant portion of the American public white supremacists, racists and nativists. Welcome to the Joe Biden presidency."
Joe Biden's "Presidential" Term Will be One Long PC Struggle Session
"No, Joe Biden can't train us to see the world anew. But with enough power, he and his party may well be able to compel a great many of us to pretend to see it as they say we should."
Freedom's Funeral
"We've now entered the post-Trump presidency, but we've not entered the post-Trump era."
Welcome to a Biden White House, and the Next Chapter of the Trump Era
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
Get ready for Lizard Cheney and Pee-Air Defecto Romney to be on TV non-stop bashing this as an insult to Josef Stolin's unity call.
Republican Files Articles of Impeachment Against Joe Biden on His Second Day in Office
SHAMPEACHMENT 1.0, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
"Fiona Hill, who served as a witness at the Trump impeachment hearings in 2019, introduced Steele and his eventual source, Igor Danchenko, in 2011, according to FBI notes."
Trump Impeachment Witness Was Key Link Between Christopher Steele and His Dossier Source, FBI Notes Say
Of course they will. The FBI is essentially a not-so-secret secret police.
Biden Will Keep FBI Director Christopher Wray, White House Says
CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS, FACTS AND AMERICA IMPRISONED
"[Dr. Peter] Daszak orchestrated a statement at the onset of the [Chinese] COVID-19 pandemic that condemned 'conspiracy theories' that the virus did not have a natural origin."
US Scientist With Close Ties to Wuhan Lab Discussed Manipulating Bat-Based Chinese Coronaviruses Just Weeks Before Outbreak
"Things are finally looking up." (thanks to Donald J. Trump - jjs)
America's Vaccine Victory
Biden's "give me a break" response has become somewhat common throughout recent years."
Biden Tells a Reporter Asking About Vaccine Rollout to "Give Me a Break, Man"
"Michigan's Whitmer banned outdoor gatherings of more than 25 people before attending event."
Dem Govs Flout Own Chinese COVID Restrictions to Attend Biden Inauguration
"However, it's not clear how the Biden administration plans to enforce the mandate."
Biden Signs Order Requiring Travelers to Wear Face Masks
"It is disgusting, despicable, vile for people to let people die in this country for political reasons. We see it potentially as that. We also saw it when this administration that came in cast doubt on the safety of the vaccine. Why don't we hear that anymore?"
Dr. Atlas: Biden Officials Undermined Confidence in Vaccine Under Trump - Nothing Changed but the President
"Why Americans should be worried."
Biden Re-Engages With China-Centric World Health Organization
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"For 100 days, starting January 22, 2021, DHS will pause removals for certain noncitizens ordered deported." (and the lockdown was only for 15 days - jjs)
Department of Homeland Security Announces 100-Day Pause on Deportations of Illegal Immigrants
"Cesar Chavez was a fierce opponent of illegal immigration and a proponent of border vigilantism. But because he's a hero of the left, no one cares."
Why Does Biden Have a Bust of an Anti-Immigration Radical in the Oval Office?
The wall, Biden claims, "is not a serious policy solution" and "is a waste of money."
Joe Biden Stops Wall Construction, Ends Anti-Fraud Border Program
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
No other social media platform is set for scrutiny, according to Maloney's letter, even though both Twitter and Facebook, as CNN notes, are still playing host to "posts promoting violence during inauguration week."
House Oversight Chair Wants a "Robust Examination" of Twitter Alternative Parler
"Twitter doesn't do much to stop it, though it claims that child porn is against its policies. Perhaps they are too busy banning Republicans to do much about the illegal activity on Twitter -- who knows?"
Child Sex-Trafficking Victim SUES Twitter in Federal Court, Says the Site Facilitated His Abuse
"This is a clarifying moment for consumers and might even lead to opportunities for Trump."
Banks Are Shutting Their Doors to Donald Trump
"The National Taxpayers Union spearheaded the letter, signed by 15 other groups, condemning new legislation reining in big tech as antithetical to conservative values."
Google-Funded "Conservative" Groups Tell Congress to Leave Google and Big Tech Alone
"We don't have a misinformation problem, we have a trust problem."
Trust in Traditional Media Hits 46%, a New Low
"Soon they will be cranking up the Jackhammers at Mt. Rushmore. A new face is on the way.
Why Joe Biden Will Be the Greatest American President Ever! (If You Believe the Media)
A regular report from Bob Zimmerman: "They're coming for you next: A professor at the University of Central Florida, having taught there for 22-years with exemplary ratings, has now been under a seven-month-long investigation by the university, trying to drum up evidence that he created a "hostile" classroom environment so he can be fired, an investigation sparked by Black Lives Matter protests against him because he tweeted things that fascist movement doesn't like."
Today's Blacklisted Conservative: Professor at Florida University to be Fired for Wrongthink
SECOND AMENDMENT
"State's attorney general filed suit seeking NRA's dissolution."
In Blow to NRA, Judge Rules N.Y. Lawsuit Can Proceed
"White House has yet to make good on Biden campaign pledge for gun restrictions."
Biden Skips Guns in Day One Executive Orders
ABORTION
Gomez also expressed the hope that Biden would work with the Catholic Church to better understand these issues and to engage in a "dialogue to address the complicated cultural and economic factors that are driving abortion and discouraging families."
Cardinal Chastises High Ranking Bishop For Condemning Biden Abortion Policy
"After years of abortion-on-demand, as America's marriage and birth rates plummet, we feel increasingly alone. The ghosts from empty cradles haunt us."
Roe v. Wade's Millions of Ghosts in the Cradle Haunt Us All
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The site -- state.gov -- also revised China's country profile page to lead with "U.S. Relations With China" as opposed to its predecessor, "The Chinese Communist Party: Threatening Global Peace and Security."
Biden Immediately Removes "China Challenge" as 'Policy Issue" on State Dept. Website
"Rather than copying Beijing's propaganda, Americans would be much better served by a fully reopened economy, less regulation, and lower tax burdens."
China's Manipulated Economic Growth Won't Fix Its Long-Term Challenges
"We beat him!" (but mentioning Dominion is verboten, ja? - jjs)
Venezuela's Maduro Cheers Trump Departure
Mexican President Lopez Obrador: "President Trump has been very respectful of us, and we have reached very good agreements."
Mexican President Says Trump Helped Mexico: "We Had a Good Relationship"
On Biden's watch means "some people did something."
32 Dead in Baghdad Suicide Attacks
"Trump was a strong horse who swatted terrorists like flies but that may all change with Biden in the White House."
With Biden's Installation, the "JV Team" Reemerges in Iraq
"Joe Biden wants to guarantee Mideast 'peace' by supporting Palestinian terrorism."
The Problem Isn't in Palestinian Numbers
"Today's great challenge is not to promote or transform any progressive world order but simply to defend existing democracies. The United States remains much stronger than some believe."
Conservative Nationalism and U.S. Foreign Policy
"Here it comes again: a vain attempt to remake the world to a Western, liberal worldview, under universalist values that are not necessarily shared across every community in the planet."
Beware of President Biden's Call for a Return to America's Role in the World Stage
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Wait, I thought Trump was Putin's puppet? I'm so confused.
Biden Plans to Extend Nuke Agreement With Russia for Five Years
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Raymond Ibrahim: "A look at the circumstances that gave rise to Vlad the Impaler and Ivan the Terrible."
How Islam Influenced History's Most "Evil" Christians
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, ABUSE
"It divides Americans by race and traffics in the pernicious concepts of race essentialism, racial stereotyping, and race-based segregation -- all under a false pursuit of 'social justice.'"
Legal Network Forming to Stop Critical Race Theory Training Across the Country
"Biden has reinstituted the pernicious philosophy at the federal level, but governors and local legislators can still fight it off."
States Can Reject Critical Race Theory
"Like his old boss, Joe Biden will weaponize America's bureaucracies."
Bureaucrats Gone Wild, Season Two
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
"Crushing the backbone of America's small businesses."
The Politics of the Pandemic
"Voters overwhelmingly approved an initiative allowing ride-sharing companies to classify drivers as contractors, but the unions are trying to overturn the initiative in the courts."
California's Ongoing War on Work
"A year into the pandemic that wrecked the industry, Hollywood is hardly backing away from the Middle Kingdom. Quite the contrary."
Hollywood's Dependence on China "Will Grow" After Chinese COVID
"Raising the minimum wage won't stimulate the economy, but it will stimulate Democrat interest groups."
The Wages of Cynicism
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
"The gangs are using these vehicles because they feel they can't be traced," South Chicago District Capt. Michael Murphy told the outlet. "They can do their crimes, whether it be shootings or whatever it is, and then dump the car." (now that crime has been decriminalized, QED - jjs)
Chicago Suffering Under "Epidemic" of Carjackings
"All while the Dems continue their attack on the Second Amendment."
Leftist Policies and Soaring Crime Rates
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Our intrepid science reporter with a Martian climate mystery: "Two images taken nine years apart of a south pole crater dubbed Happy Face Crater show that the permanent CO2 cap that exists in the south pole of Mars is slowly shrinking."
The Slowly Disappearing Dry Ice Cap at Mars' South Pole
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
"Any educational institution that receives federal funding must admit biologically-male athletes to women's teams, women's scholarships, etc."
Biden's Executive Order on Transgender Rights "Unilaterally Eviscerates Women's Sports"
"This executive order combined with Supreme Court precedent amounts to imposing a national sexual orientation and gender identity law on the entire country."
Biden Orders Nationwide Cover-Up Of Differences Between Men and Women in Orwellian Crusade For "Equality"
"Joe Biden is showing even he doesn't take his pledges to end America's [Chinese] COVID crisis seriously. Expertise, not political tokenism, is the way forward."
Biden's Trans Health Official Prioritizes The Pink Police State Above American Lives
"I can already hear the shrieks of outrage on this one but bear with me because I've got a point to make."
Biden's Order About "Transgender" Athletes is a Great Thing
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"True to form, she claims he believed exactly the opposite of what his writings say."
Nikole Hannah-Jones Butchers Frederick Douglass's Views on Slavery and the Constitution
"That's just the tip of the politically correct iceberg when it comes to games that must be reformed for our new era."
Gender-Neutral Playing Cards?
HITHER & YON
Christian Toto: "The indie film's sluggish pace douses its richer context, even-handed approach."
Earnest No Man's Land Avoids Open Border Lectures

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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 07:36 AM (5QBw6)

2 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 07:37 AM (wTfoB)

3 Morning Horde.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 07:37 AM (79p/O)

4 How many dems already have buyer's remorse?

Posted by: iandeal at January 22, 2021 07:37 AM (po2Fg)

5 4th?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2021 07:37 AM (uRGHO)

6 Corgis called.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 07:38 AM (wTfoB)

7 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2021 07:38 AM (mf0wg)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 22, 2021 07:38 AM (4Znaf)

9 "I aim to misbehave." -- Captain Malcolm Reynolds

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at January 22, 2021 07:38 AM (hQrcu)

10 Another glorious day in the reign of Joe the Benevolent. May he continue to bless us with his wisdom.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2021 07:38 AM (xDpty)

11 So, why do I feel a bit more upbeat, for lack of a better word? Because, despite the fact that virtually every instrumentality of government and political process (I'm looking at the GOP) as well as the media, academia and shockingly more and more of the private sector are in league with what can only be described as a junta, nearly 80 million people did not vote for this, and perhaps another 100-150 million who didn't participate in the election want to part of it. With upwards of two thirds of the populace believing that those in power are illegitimate, that is not a recipe for "unity." It's a powder keg.
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Which K�bler-Ross stage is this?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (uRGHO)

12 I suppose if PDJT filed for an emergency stay at SCOTUS of this ridiculous post hoc impeachment trial, the court would simply say he has no standing. These Washington types like to eat each other for sport.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (vpurQ)

13 The only thing more shocking than being 100 pct right about the China Virus Scam and op is is that I thought there would be a ramp down.

Because no fucking way would they just end the op on a dime, that would be so obvious that even the lo-fos would take notice.

But nope, looks like the op is coming to a screeching halt.

Funny enough, probably in two-weeks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (xi5pK)

14 "Salute the Marines."

Posted by: J Biden at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (DMUuz)

15 "Yeah, send me down some of them burners!"

-Bela Oxmyx

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 07:40 AM (EZebt)

16 4 How many dems already have buyer's remorse?

None. My nurses were cheering his "no bullying" edict. He already fired somebody... such a strong leader.
Even my righty colleague was cheered because his oil stocks would go up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2021 07:41 AM (xDpty)

17 National Guardsmen 'banished' to DC parking garage.

Thank you for including this story today, JJ. I'm so mad I could spit. Sleeping on the floor of a parking garage? These people use them and toss them in the garbage.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 22, 2021 07:41 AM (45fpk)

18 Thanks as always JJ.

Still drinking and in the background I'm playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler. I mentioned it on the ONT but that's the unofficial song of Biden just for the line..

"I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks"

The entire world. Really. One spark.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 07:42 AM (v2c9/)

19 @12

The only thing the power structure wants more than Trump being out of power, is for Trump to be humiliated and destroyed.

So that, "his kind will never rise again."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 07:42 AM (xi5pK)

20 morning horde. it's friday at least. but i think it might also be termed friday in america. we shall see.

remember to blow on the whiskey in your mug to make coworkers think you'r drinking coffee

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 22, 2021 07:43 AM (8D42x)

21 15 "Yeah, send me down some of them burners!"

-Bela Oxmyx
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 07:40 AM (EZebt)

Heaters.

My reference was an exchange between Spock and Oxmyx that went something like...

Spock: You have to recognize the need for unity of authority on this planet.
Oxmyx: Yeah, but I gotta be the "unity!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:43 AM (s2VJv)

22 Unity smunity I want dismemberment.

Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:43 AM (fgS9o)

23 My mood's lifted somewhat because of the parade of hilarious mental illness on parade from Our Betters.

A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (6XLoz)

24 Boker tov dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Organizing mass testing clinic today and vaccination clinic Sunday, please send some prayers our way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (EZebt)

25 I thought George Washington's birthday was Feb. 22.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (2BZBZ)

26 12 I suppose if PDJT filed for an emergency stay at SCOTUS of this ridiculous post hoc impeachment trial, the court would simply say he has no standing. These Washington types like to eat each other for sport.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (vpurQ)

He has no standing because he's not president yet they junta has standing to lynch him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:45 AM (s2VJv)

27 "As an aside, happy birthday to George Washington. I cannot even imagine what he would say about this. Have a good weekend."

"Resisting a stolen presidential election isn't a hill worth dying on?"
"Illegal immigrants pay taxes, so they should be represented; or, citizenship, is it really a big deal?"
"I feel much safer with the government running all aspects of my life"
"I hate Trump so much! Roger my wife one more time in front of me!"

Just spit-balling ideas here.

Posted by: David French at January 22, 2021 07:45 AM (YwO4M)

28 In before Biden shits his pants.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 22, 2021 07:45 AM (zvJe0)

29 Posted by: grammie winger at January 22, 2021 07:41 AM (45fpk)

I need to wake up earlier.
The most amazing people are an the early thread.
I know it's horrible, but I hope you are personally well grammie..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 07:45 AM (v2c9/)

30 25 I thought George Washington's birthday was Feb. 22.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (2BZBZ)

WHOOOPS!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (s2VJv)

31 Even my righty colleague was cheered because his oil stocks would go up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2021 07:41 AM (xDpty)

My financial adviser think we will make about 18% this year. I am about 65% stocks and would go to 90% but my wife like bonds.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (5QBw6)

32 Um, isn't Washington's birthday next month?

(Sorry to be that guy.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (dfRN6)

33 I think conservatives are missing something...

The country hates politicians more than they used to. Even with the extraordinary tongue bath given to Obama, his approval rating was ...48%. Biden will be hated whether no matter what.

Posted by: MJ IV at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (gAMkn)

34 The only thing the power structure wants more than Trump being out of power, is for Trump to be humiliated and destroyed.

So that, "his kind will never rise again."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 07:42 AM (xi5pK)

And by "his kind" they mean us and the concept of non ruling class regular people leading the nation.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

35 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 07:47 AM (d20MQ)

36 Morning Report FTW. Thanks JJ and I share a strange upbeat attitude. Check on me in a few hours though after Ace posts.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 22, 2021 07:47 AM (ERcy3)

37 Heaters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:43 AM (s2VJv)

===

*doffs cap*

Don't tell Anna Puma I screwed up

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 07:47 AM (EZebt)

38 " I thought George Washington's birthday was Feb. 22.
Posted by: JAS"

This is America JAS. Everyone is entitled to their own reality.

Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:47 AM (fgS9o)

39 12 I suppose if PDJT filed for an emergency stay at SCOTUS of this ridiculous post hoc impeachment trial, the court would simply say he has no standing. These Washington types like to ~~eat~~ fellate each other for sport.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: Nonexistent News at January 22, 2021 07:48 AM (YwO4M)

40 Remember when Germany was beat down after WWI so they could never rise again. Good times.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2021 07:48 AM (xDpty)

41 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2021 07:48 AM (arJlL)

42 If you want to understand ruling class behavior all you have to do is go back to Psyche 101 and the phenomenon called "displacement".

"Displacement is a psychological defense mechanism in which a person (e.g. a CNN reporter living in urban areas) redirects a negative emotion from its original source (e.g. Antifa, also living in urban areas) to a less threatening recipient (e.g. peace loving Christians living far away fly-over country).

Posted by: Willie Stark at January 22, 2021 07:48 AM (uWwhh)

43 You back a dog into a corner, don't be surprised when yo u get bit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2021 07:49 AM (xDpty)

44 Remember when Germany was beat down after WWI so they could never rise again. Good times.

And now Germany rules Europe by proxy. Or at least Siemens does, since they're the real power behind the EU.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:49 AM (6XLoz)

45 44 Remember when Germany was beat down after WWI so they could never rise again. Good times.

And now Germany rules Europe by proxy. Or at least Siemens does, since they're the real power behind the EU.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:49 AM (6XLoz)

Kamala is ruled by semens...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:49 AM (s2VJv)

46 Read my lips, I was against fracking before I was for it. C'mon man, it takes two to lie. One to tell it, that'd be me, and one to listen. Get with the program fat. Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (zvJe0)

47 Joe knows Unity? Unity Mitford?

Posted by: CN at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (ONvIw)

48 It's OK JJ. I agree with everything else you wrote.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (2BZBZ)

49 I suppose if PDJT filed for an emergency stay at SCOTUS of this ridiculous post hoc impeachment trial, the court would simply say he has no standing. These Washington types like to eat each other for sport.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 22, 2021 07:39 AM (vpurQ)

He has no standing because he's not president yet they junta has standing to lynch him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If they are lynching him as president, he has the power to pardon himself as president.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (d20MQ)

50 One thing that I've been wondering...

Imagine all crap breaks loose. What has to happen for federal dollars to actually stop going to all the leeches?

A plane could hit Congress, everyone dead, but all the bureaucracy is still in place. Taxes would be taken. Money is doled out.

How far does a war have to go before that would stop?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (v2c9/)

51 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (ju2Fy)

52 But nope, looks like the op is coming to a screeching halt.

Funny enough, probably in two-weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I thought they would never give up the power.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 22, 2021 07:51 AM (MPYWI)

53 And now Germany rules Europe by proxy. Or at least Siemens does, since they're the real power behind the EU.
Posted by: Ian S.

Kamala is ruled by semens...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 07:51 AM (d20MQ)

54 I'm calling a lid after I finish my oatmeal. Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2021 07:52 AM (zvJe0)

55 Please label any American Thinker pieces as such so I don't mistakenly give those gutless unprincipled sellouts any inadvertent clicks.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 07:52 AM (y7DUB)

56 Morning all. The NG story has me seeing red this morning. I hate starting off the day mad. Guess I better get used to it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 07:52 AM (nxdel)

57 30 25 I thought George Washington's birthday was Feb. 22.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (2BZBZ)

WHOOOPS!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 07:46 AM (s2VJv)
_________

I did that last fall with Churchill.
Missed most of the week - a cold, plus not exactly chirpy. But it hit me yesterday that our new regime does kind of resemble the Clintons. Kamala is actually a kind of BIPOC Hillary, right down to the cackle. Admittedly, she is willing to do ONE thing Hillary wasn't.
And Ol Joe? Well, think of Clinton without any of the intelligence, talent, and charm. Just the venality. Oh, but he's "decent".

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 07:52 AM (7X3UV)

58 I know exactly how this horse shit should be shoveled.

Hey, I'm back!
Am I back? 'Cause it feels like I'm back.
I'm back, right?

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at January 22, 2021 07:52 AM (ln5wD)

59 Tuesday I received a text from a Miami-based polling company (probably bc I am a No Party Affiliate here) w one question:Should President Trump be charged with Treason?

Who would pay for that? The Democrats wondering how far they can go w Impeachment? Bad times ahead, definitely.

Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 07:53 AM (R0z7P)

60 Trust in Traditional Media Hits 46%, a New Low

Huh. Can't believe it's that high.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (ju2Fy)

61 "Biden Skips Guns in Day One Executive Orders"

Biden also skipped leg day on Day One.

Ace has promised a GAINZZ Thread today.

Don't skip your workout today. Don't be a Biden.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (DMUuz)

62 The Marine holding the hatch open for Biden* did not salute. Is that SOP?

Posted by: AJ Duie at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (imPXU)

63 And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (nxdel)

64 I'm ok with impeachment, in fact I welcome it.

Why pretend to be serious anymore? Objective truth died with Obama.

Posted by: MJ IV at January 22, 2021 07:56 AM (gAMkn)

65 Thanks for the brave new world, Joe!

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at January 22, 2021 07:56 AM (vYL7p)

66 60 Trust in Traditional Media Hits 46%, a New Low

Huh. Can't believe it's that high.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (ju2Fy)

When western journalists die, I eat chocolate and celebrate. I'm probably not one of the trust group.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 07:56 AM (v2c9/)

67 Local MFM (probably yahoo) has pic of the greatest day ever. Smiling pic of Uncle Joe and the fake black lady, in a series of photos. And something about the NY AG is going to cont. the suit to put the NRA out of business forever. And probably any replacement also.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 07:56 AM (z3xTw)

68 Afrasiabi insisted that Iran was a tolerant place, where there is "very little book censorship"

Beheading authors is not censorship!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 07:56 AM (5QBw6)

69 63 And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (nxdel)

Probably the donk generals who shoved a metaphorical gun in Trump's back and said "no fraud".

Posted by: CN at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (ONvIw)

70 62 The Marine holding the hatch open for Biden* did not salute. Is that SOP?
Posted by: AJ Duie at January 22, 2021 07:54 AM (imPXU)

but he SAID salute the Marines

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (5QBw6)

71 My next stimulus payment will be for a cold water heater. The old one has hit the 20 year mark.

Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (fgS9o)

72 Comrades, please note how so many nobodies are being hunted with the full force and credit of the federal government, arrested and perp walked into custody for appearing at the Capitol.

Shopkeepers are arrested and impoverished for working.

Rioters and looters, parasites murderers and thieves walk your streets freely and without fear of any consequence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (EZebt)

73 @CawthornforNC

I just visited the solders who have been abandoned & insulted by our leaders. I brought them pizza and told them that they can sleep in my office.

No soldier will ever, ever sleep on a garage floor in the US Capitol while I work in Congress

Our Troops deserve better.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y5kov5ql

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (cF8AT)

74 Treason would be good too.

Why not just move right to the death penalty? They've been saying it for years, so go ahead. Now is the time.

Posted by: MJ IV at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (gAMkn)

75 I see the Federalist Society eunuchs said that Drumpf can be convicted in the Senate as a private citizen but Ol' Yeller pointed out that the impeachment clause in the Constitution isn't aimed at private citizens.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (y7DUB)

76 I don't share the optimism (such as it is). The Left has every institution behind them. They've perfected the gaslighting. I imagine all of the "don't pay attention to politics" crowd think everything is swell, and that Trump was awful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (E+OcO)

77 Guten Morgen
Your Papers PLEASE

Hearing all those Fredo era officials back in charge is making me physically sick

Well I guess it is a good idea to lose weight before the next weigh in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (tsZQ+)

78 "And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say."

I bet they didn't even get their ticket validated.

Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (fgS9o)

79 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)

80 Rioters and looters, parasites murderers and thieves walk your streets freely and without fear of any consequence.

That's not quite true - they teargassed and arrested the Portland Antifa who attacked the Democrat headquarters. Oddly the media was fine with that, but 6 months ago teargassing them was a heinous violation of civil liberties.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (6XLoz)

81 79 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)

1 tsp. of sugar

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (cF8AT)

82 Mornin', Horde. What fresh hell?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (ejd/p)

83 And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say.

On Twitter they were saying it was the Capitol Police.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:00 AM (6XLoz)

84 Salute the Marines. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:00 AM (2S93K)

85 Next thing you know, they'll seize President Trump's DC hotel. Maybe convert it into a Lubyanka on the Potomac.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (I58tH)

86 remember to blow on the whiskey in your mug to make coworkers think you'r drinking coffee
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 22, 2021 07:43 AM (8D42x)

good tip

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (4I/2K)

87 Lloyd Billingsley: "A legal, democratic recall election is now a 'coup' attempt by extremists."
________
Get used to it. From here on out, everything we say or do is a "coup attempt". I just engaged in insurrection by giving the dog a treat.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (7X3UV)

88 "Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde? "

Hot iron and a sanitary napkin.

Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (fgS9o)

89 Any suggestions, Horde?

A spoonful of sugar.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (nxdel)

90 71 My next stimulus payment will be for a cold water heater. The old one has hit the 20 year mark.
Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (fgS9o)

Someone on the ONT had a great idea.
Demand $5000 a month.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (v2c9/)

91 Salute the Marines. . . .

The cover story for that is that Joe actually said "Good looking Marines" and we're all blue-and-gold dressing it to the other thing.

I'm not sure the alternative is actually better though, since it casts Joe as a bit ghey.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:02 AM (6XLoz)

92 79 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)

"Try penis."

- - Kamala

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:02 AM (s2VJv)

93 Biden and his people keep shitting on the troops, we won't have to deal with the troops messing with us.

Keep on keepin' on, Biden.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:02 AM (XBQSC)

94 And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say.
Posted by: Jewells45

Capitol Po Po.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:03 AM (d20MQ)

95 Salute the Marines. . . .
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:00 AM (2S93K)

Good morning, Sunday morning....

Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2021 08:04 AM (mf0wg)

96 Good point SMH.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:04 AM (nxdel)

97 >>"And who actually gave that order for them to move to garage? The story doesn't say."

"No one was more surprised and upset than Joe to hear about this from the morning tv news. . . "

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:05 AM (bDqIh)

98 Video: https://tinyurl.com/y5kov5ql
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (cF8AT)

---

One of the replies said Duckworth got them out of the garage.

Whatevers.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:06 AM (XBQSC)

99 Flu cases are down across NYS. Of course every flu case is a Covid-19 case for the hospitals.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 08:07 AM (z3xTw)

100 I bet they didn't even get their ticket validated.
Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:58 AM (fgS9o)

LOL

Priceless

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2021 08:07 AM (tsZQ+)

101 During CW1, a lot of Union Troops were quartered in government buildings, including the Capitol. They had problems with the troops starting fires to fry their bacon ration. Fast forward, a dem asshoe bitched about a trooper being unmasked in the Capitol Dunkin Donuts and that kicks off the eviction.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:08 AM (I58tH)

102 >>Next thing you know, they'll seize President Trump's DC hotel. Maybe convert it into a Lubyanka on the Potomac.

Think it's govt. lease -- used to be a post office?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:09 AM (bDqIh)

103 Seriously, I'm still kind of wondering this.

There was a European country that had multiple elections and couldn't form a government. But the bureaucracy was so entrenched, that nothing really changed. Taxes were collected. Public employees still got paid.

I'm honestly wondering at what point would federal payments actually stop. Especially considering automation.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:09 AM (v2c9/)

104 Yes, let's immediately stop all the productive things in favor of [re]starting ineffective things for the feelz.

Stupid minds.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM (4I/2K)

105 101 During CW1, a lot of Union Troops were quartered in government buildings, including the Capitol. They had problems with the troops starting fires to fry their bacon ration. Fast forward, a dem asshoe bitched about a trooper being unmasked in the Capitol Dunkin Donuts and that kicks off the eviction.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:08 AM (I58tH)

While all of these frauds traipse about unmasked in crowds, restaurants and hair salons etc.

The hypocrisy makes me scream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM (s2VJv)

106 "The irony for Reade is that she believes in many of the policies Biden will be pushing as president."
________
It runs counter to my instincts to say this, but there are more people on the other side lately who seem to have things in common with us. Greenwald, Taibbi, Dersh, Turley. Even Tulsi up to a point.

Maybe the new party should be The Minimally Honest Party.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM (7X3UV)

107 "No one was more surprised and upset than Joe to hear about this from the morning tv news. . . "

You KNOW that's coming. If the press even bothers to ask.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM (nxdel)

108 there was a suggestion of blowing up all the Trump hotel towers across the country. Of course its from an unknown source, I think.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 08:11 AM (z3xTw)

109 106 "The irony for Reade is that she believes in many of the policies Biden will be pushing as president."
________
It runs counter to my instincts to say this, but there are more people on the other side lately who seem to have things in common with us. Greenwald, Taibbi, Dersh, Turley. Even Tulsi up to a point.

Maybe the new party should be The Minimally Honest Party.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM (7X3UV)

I have more respect for those folks than Cheney, Romney, McChinesecocksur, etc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:11 AM (s2VJv)

110 Salute the latrines. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (2S93K)

111 How far does a war have to go before that would stop?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 07:50 AM (v2c9/)

The IRS Centers? Still let's hope for better than war.

Posted by: Latemarch at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (tnOuI)

112 Fast forward, a dem asshoe bitched about a trooper being unmasked in the Capitol Dunkin Donuts and that kicks off the eviction.

But Jen Psaki psimpered that you don't need masks on historic days.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (6XLoz)

113 107 "No one was more surprised and upset than Joe to hear about this from the morning tv news. . . "

You KNOW that's coming. If the press even bothers to ask.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:10 AM

We won't.

Posted by: MSM at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (YwO4M)

114 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

#BidenWinning

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

115 Politico: Democrats Are Flailing and Confused by New Power
______

Is Politico trying to stake out a position on the left of being the establishment-but-sometimes-critical opinion site? They already ran an article that Joey doesn't know what day it is. I doubt it will stick. They'll get denounced as "right wing", and fall back in line.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:13 AM (7X3UV)

116 Salute the saltines. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:13 AM (2S93K)

117 102 You're right, Lizzy. 60 year lease from the GSA.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:13 AM (I58tH)

118 My next stimulus payment will be for a cold water heater. The old one has hit the 20 year mark.
Posted by: f'd at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (fgS9o)

Someone on the ONT had a great idea.
Demand $5000 a month.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:01 AM (v2c9/)

Just make sure that you convert that 5K to something of value as quickly as possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:14 AM (wTfoB)

119 114 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

#BidenWinning
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

===========

But Biden is a moral man, so it's all good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:14 AM (LvTSG)

120 The grifters come and go, the system rolls on. Need to smash the whole thing

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 22, 2021 08:14 AM (/6GbT)

121 112 Fast forward, a dem asshoe bitched about a trooper being unmasked in the Capitol Dunkin Donuts and that kicks off the eviction.

But Jen Psaki psimpered that you don't need masks on historic days.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (6XLoz)

I can't wait for the scanning tunneling electron microscope to actually show individual virus cells saluting the flag and reciting the pledge of allegiance, while one of their spokesviruses tells Fake Yapper, "we have paused for this solemn occasion."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:14 AM (s2VJv)

122 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

Yeah, Ace posted about that yesterday too. I think it's hilarious that both Canada and Mexico are immediately mad at Joe, when one of the sales pitches was that he'd make other countries love us again.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:15 AM (6XLoz)

123 So does Biden's 'chicks with dicks' edict apply to US Olympic teams...or just schools that get fed. gov't aid?

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 08:15 AM (cF8AT)

124 116 Salute the saltines. . . .
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:13 AM (2S93K)

"I read that as saltiness!"

- - Kamala

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:15 AM (s2VJv)

125 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

#BidenWinning
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

===

Have to break eggs to make an omelet comrades

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (EZebt)

126 Levine The Dickless, (I'm so embarrassed for PA) will be the poster freak for the administration*. This is how you get ahead (ISWYDT) in party politics. Deliver a state which was only lost by overwhelming fraud and POOF! Here's you big federal job. Imagine looking at that kisser for 4 years.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (79p/O)

127 Fast forward, a dem asshoe bitched about a trooper being unmasked in the Capitol Dunkin Donuts

****

Just like the president immediately after the EO he signed regarding masks.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (44/1o)

128 As much as an impeachment trial is an affront to common sense, part of me wants them to go ahead and do it. Why? Because the Two Minutes Hate that is going on means that is less time for the Volkskammer to engage in meddling in our lives. Added benefit: sufficiently pissing off enough people who are still pissed about last November.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (7PCMN)

129 Morning glories.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (O6hfH)

130 On a lighter note, any address you punch in which is on Google Streetmaps... puts Bernie in his lawn chair in front of.

https://bernie-sits.herokuapp.com/

Posted by: Grammatically Challenged Car Salesman at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (N/gDA)

131 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

Hey, Obama said these jobs aren't coming back and he meant it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (wTfoB)

132 Miss me yet

Posted by: Old style voting machine at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (/6GbT)

133 128 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (7PCMN)

I have taught you well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (s2VJv)

134 A little surprised that THIS didn't make it into the morning report, seems The War Machine isn't wasting any time getting suited-up under the BaiDen Happy Talk regime...

https://bit.ly/3qVsJHl

It only took Joe Biden 24 Hours to begin screwing up world affairs. The United States military is moving a MAJOR military convoy INTO eastern Syria. Russia is now moving their own MAJOR Convoy to intercept the US Convoy.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (NYS7S)

135 125 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

#BidenWinning
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (bDqIh)

===

Have to break eggs to make an omelet comrades
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 22, 2021 08:16 AM (EZebt)

PM Pretty Boy suddenly cares about the Western provinces?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (7PCMN)

136 Salute the latrines

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (4I/2K)

137 Levine The Dickless, (I'm so embarrassed for PA) will be the poster freak for the administration*.

Did Levine actually get anything chopped? He "passes" even worse than that guy-in-a-wig in Canada who's obviously running the tranny scam to disguise his pedophilia.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (6XLoz)

138 I have more respect for those folks than Cheney, Romney, McChinesecocksur, etc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:11 AM (s2VJv)

Ben Sassy Pants, Dan "Maverick 2 Eyepatch Boogaloo" Crenshaw, Bizarre Alexander, Dondi Rubio, Goober Graham, Tim Scott...

But they're really really on our side!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (y7DUB)

139 122 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

Yeah, Ace posted about that yesterday too. I think it's hilarious that both Canada and Mexico are immediately mad at Joe, when one of the sales pitches was that he'd make other countries love us again.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:15 AM (6XLoz)

===========

His tweets are better and more moral, so we are now a better people.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (LvTSG)

140 I have taught you well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (s2VJv)

...but I am not a Jedi yet.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (7PCMN)

141 137 Levine The Dickless, (I'm so embarrassed for PA) will be the poster freak for the administration*.

Did Levine actually get anything chopped? He "passes" even worse than that guy-in-a-wig in Canada who's obviously running the tranny scam to disguise his pedophilia.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (6XLoz)

I think he's more of a tuck-and-cover deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (s2VJv)

142 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (6XLoz)

and that's just the men.

Posted by: Fauci Wormtongue at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (yQpMk)

143 Good morning on this, the second full day of the new dark age.

Posted by: Marooned at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (yYptV)

144 The IRS Centers? Still let's hope for better than war.
Posted by: Latemarch at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM (tnOuI)

Stolen elections. Trillions in debt. Weaponized government. You're already at war....or they are with you.

I'm in Canada. Just as screwed...with less weapons. Trump revealed everything.

But still, in any first world country, how far would things finally have to break down so that federal governments could not collect taxes and pay the sheep?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (v2c9/)

145 131 50,000 pissed off Canucks get the .303 moose killer out of the hall closet and begin marching south.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (I58tH)

146 So what is the Manchurian President up to this morning? Bombing Israel yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (s4dNo)

147 I still have articles open on my phone from huffpo, Bloomberg, ny times about smartmatic ties to Venezuela, and Dominion's ownership of smartmatic's software. Now it's all down the memory hole. Are any of the state legislatures still examining machines?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (ftFVW)

148 Citizens need test to leave USA.

Illegals walk across border with diseases and zero vaccinations.

Was the wall in East Germany to keep people in or out?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (5QBw6)

149 https://bit.ly/3qVsJHl

It only took Joe Biden 24 Hours to begin screwing up world affairs. The United States military is moving a MAJOR military convoy INTO eastern Syria. Russia is now moving their own MAJOR Convoy to intercept the US Convoy.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (NYS7S)

*****

There's big money to be made out there, friend. Fuck your middle class sons and daughters who are going to die pointlessly "defending freedom" for them to make it.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (44/1o)

150 114 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

#BidenWinning
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM

For those Canadians that still believed in Trudeau, now you'll get to see what happens when the rest of the world realizes your leader is a spineless pussy.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 22, 2021 08:20 AM (YwO4M)

151 On a lighter note, any address you punch in which is on Google Streetmaps... puts Bernie in his lawn chair in front of.

Feminists have declared that Bernie is a terrible person for "deliberately dressing shabbily" in order to distract attention from Kamel-Toe. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:20 AM (6XLoz)

152 132 Miss me yet
Posted by: Old style voting machine at January 22, 2021 08:17 AM (/6GbT)

I admit that I miss the first ones I used. Dating from WWII, they were like walk in wardrobes. You went in, a curtain closed behind you, and you flipped switches next to those you wanted to vote for. Then when you cast the ballot, it rumbled, as it was punching a punch card inside that would be your ballot. And that was it.
Last used in San Antonio in 1994, IIRC.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:20 AM (7PCMN)

153 >>So does Biden's 'chicks with dicks' edict apply to US Olympic teams...or just schools that get fed. gov't aid?

Think it's across the board, essentially redefining "sex" to mean "gender identity"?

Remember back when this started, how the LGBTQ activists lectured that sex and gender a two completely differenct concepts (Genderbread man diagram, etc.)? And now they intentionally blur the two concepts, insisting "gender identity" = sex.
Classic trick.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (bDqIh)

154 146 So what is the Manchurian President up to this morning? Bombing Israel yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (s4dNo)

I'd wager that Saudi Arabia actually signed on to the Abraham Accords in secret. There will be a war with Iran now between Israel and her new allies against the Farsicles. The election theft has ensured that, I fear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

155 For 100 days, starting January 22, 2021, DHS will pause removals for certain noncitizens ordered deported.

Now do that with the IRS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (5QBw6)

156 For those Canadians that still believed in Trudeau, now you'll get to see what happens when the rest of the world realizes your leader is a spineless pussy.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 22, 2021 08:20 AM (YwO4M)

I'm here. The apocalypse can't happen fast enough.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (v2c9/)

157 For those Canadians that still believed in Trudeau, now you'll get to see what happens when the rest of the world realizes your leader is a spineless pussy.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 22, 2021 08:20 AM (YwO4M

I don't think the Canadians care all that much. On the whole, anyway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (7PCMN)

158 Remember back when this started, how the LGBTQ activists lectured that sex and gender a two completely differenct concepts (Genderbread man diagram, etc.)? And now they intentionally blur the two concepts, insisting "gender identity" = sex.
Classic trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (bDqIh)

Exactly this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (s4dNo)

159 116 Salute the saltines. . . .
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:13 AM (2S93K)

"I read that as saltiness!"

- - Kamala

ProTip: pineapples, dear - - Sandra Fluke

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (4I/2K)

160 The D.C. bubble is becoming more and more impervious. The impeachment will make Trump even more popular and Congress and Josef Stolen even less popular.

Impeachment keeps Trump at the top of the national conversation and he will be able to drop more supplies of truth to occupied America. Biden is a scarecrow of ChY Na.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (zvJe0)

161 I still predict, however, the courts will officially save the pipeline, and it will continue. Really, however, it will be hidden, back-door graft that gets things approved.

Posted by: Grimmy at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (YwO4M)

162 "We don't have a misinformation problem, we have a trust problem."
Trust in Traditional Media Hits 46%, a New Low
_________

It distresses me it's so high.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (7X3UV)

163 hey JJ

Cesar Chavez was a fierce opponent of illegal immigration and a proponent of border vigilantism. But because he's a hero of the left, no one cares."

text

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (5QBw6)

164 I still have articles open on my phone from huffpo, Bloomberg, ny times about smartmatic ties to Venezuela, and Dominion's ownership of smartmatic's software. Now it's all down the memory hole. Are any of the state legislatures still examining machines?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (ftFVW)

***

It's my understanding that the SCOTUS is preparing to hear Trump's suit regarding mail in voting in Pennsylvania.

hahaha. The system is so fucking broken.

Or it's working perfectly, I guess. It's all perspective.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (44/1o)

165 154 I'd wager that Saudi Arabia actually signed on to the Abraham Accords in secret. There will be a war with Iran now between Israel and her new allies against the Farsicles. The election theft has ensured that, I fear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

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Considering how Iran reacted to the assassination of General Salami, I have a feeling that they'll end up being viewed as a paper tiger, and if a war breaks out in the region with the lines drawn out like you describe above, it will be a quick war that will topple Iran's regime in weeks. What happens afterwards is another question, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (LvTSG)

166 Has Biden moved the Israeli embassy back to Tel Aviv yet? Or just shuttered it permanently? Not that any of the Beachwood self gassing JINOs would give a flying fuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

167 Biden says he wants to take control of the supposed mess he was handed and enable 100 million covid vaccinations in the next 100 days. That's 1.0 million a day! Impossible you say? Well in the last 7 days the U.S. has delivered 939,973 vaccines per day (Source: Bloomberg) and the daily rate has been climbing as the pipeline has been filled and distribution has ramped up. That 7-day rate was dampened by the Martin Luther King memorial day, so without question we're already running over 1.0 million vaccinations per day. What's the "magic" that this administration is going to deliver? Magic BS.

Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (VoKVv)

168 So what is the Manchurian President up to this morning? Bombing Israel yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (s4dNo)

Obama doesn't get out of bed till 10 or 11.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (8k7U7)

169 163 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (5QBw6)

Fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (s2VJv)

170 Was the wall in East Germany to keep people in or out?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:19 AM (5QBw6)

Was it effective?

(And yes, Leftists are all about destroying freedom, including the final freedom: the ability to vote with your feet.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (7PCMN)

171 I am physically repulsed by seeing or hearing the word 'President' in front of Biden's name. It's such an insult and mockery to a word I used to revere. And he deserves none of it, yet it's now attached to him like a leach. Forevermore, whenever his lousy name will be referenced. Physically repulsed. Sickening.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (O+I8R)

172 >>A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

How. . . empowering it is to see everything in terms of how it affects your vagina!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (bDqIh)

173 The NG kerfuffle is more failure theater - Reps outraged, Dems getting to show they "care". All the troops care about is getting internet for their devices. Sleeping in a garage in DC beats the hell out of the next sandbox they may have to visit.

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (QgW45)

174 Todays FOAD list:

National Taxpayers Union

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (5QBw6)

175
There was a European country that had multiple elections and couldn't form a government. But the bureaucracy was so entrenched, that nothing really changed. Taxes were collected. Public employees still got paid.

I'm honestly wondering at what point would federal payments actually stop. Especially considering automation.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:09 AM (v2c9/)

Belgium, which is pretty much a non-country (h/t, fmr MEP Farage).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (7PCMN)

176 I'd wager that Saudi Arabia actually signed on to the Abraham Accords in secret. There will be a war with Iran now between Israel and her new allies against the Farsicles. The election theft has ensured that, I fear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

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Middle East Update: The Middle East Prepares for a Biden Administration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky_egnrHsGg

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (XBQSC)

177 4

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (yQpMk)

178 OMG.

Jen Psaki. Again!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (doAIC)

179 I'd wager that Saudi Arabia actually signed on to the Abraham Accords in secret. There will be a war with Iran now between Israel and her new allies against the Farsicles. The election theft has ensured that, I fear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (s2VJv)

I'd agree. Assuming some 'amazing' super secret intelligence will be found linking the Iraq suicide bombing to Iran. These people desperately want a war and it looks like Iran may be the next man up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (s4dNo)

180 I am also coming to the conclusion that these idiots are going to shove this stick so far up our collective ass that there has got to be some sort of pushback.

In less than a week this admin has slandered the troops, failed to salute them and left them for trash in the parking lot. Who knows how far gone we are, but if this keeps up most decent Americans will have had enough.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (SScvq)

181 Nothing says unity like telling blacks that the Republicans want to put the back in chains

Joe's gonna feel like Hedy at the Oscars with all the passes he gets

Posted by: REDACTED at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (zZxh0)

182 142 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (6XLoz)

Listen? Hell, I close my eyes and try to smell them on the east wind. Tough sometimes, though, being so close to the ocean.

Posted by: Joe "Sniffy" Biden at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (YwO4M)

183 Salute the latrines. . . .
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:12 AM

Haaaaaayyyyyy!!!

Posted by: La'trina at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (ejd/p)

184 173 The NG kerfuffle is more failure theater - Reps outraged, Dems getting to show they "care". All the troops care about is getting internet for their devices. Sleeping in a garage in DC beats the hell out of the next sandbox they may have to visit.
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (QgW45)

The bigger picture is how they were abused as a propaganda prop after being blood libeled and prevented from stopping the carnage that burned down a dozen cities.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (s2VJv)

185 166 Has Biden moved the Israeli embassy back to Tel Aviv yet? Or just shuttered it permanently? Not that any of the Beachwood self gassing JINOs would give a flying fuck.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

No, but new Palestine border touches the Mediterranean.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (5QBw6)

186 171 I am physically repulsed by seeing or hearing the word 'President' in front of Biden's name. It's such an insult and mockery to a word I used to revere. And he deserves none of it, yet it's now attached to him like a leach. Forevermore, whenever his lousy name will be referenced. Physically repulsed. Sickening.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (O+I8R)

I'm finishing off beer. But I love you.
Even without the beer. I love you.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (v2c9/)

187 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

So brave. So edgy.

And this is why SNL sucks, and has for decades.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (NYS7S)

188 153 >>So does Biden's 'chicks with dicks' edict apply to US Olympic teams...or just schools that get fed. gov't aid?

Think it's across the board, essentially redefining "sex" to mean "gender identity"?

Remember back when this started, how the LGBTQ activists lectured that sex and gender a two completely differenct concepts (Genderbread man diagram, etc.)? And now they intentionally blur the two concepts, insisting "gender identity" = sex.
Classic trick.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:21 AM (bDqIh)

So it DOES apply to US Olympic teams!? Holy hell....

And I thought that the Olympics said a couple of years ago that athletes will compete with the gender of their birth....or something like that.

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (cF8AT)

189 172 >>A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

so, what's it doing to the women ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (zZxh0)

190 179
I'd agree. Assuming some 'amazing' super secret intelligence will be found linking the Iraq suicide bombing to Iran. These people desperately want a war and it looks like Iran may be the next man up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (s4dNo)

It doesn't jibe with the junta's sucking up to them for years. I am talking about Israel and the GCC going it alone with no US involvement.

US troops are going to be cannon fodder again in Iraq and maybe Syria.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (s2VJv)

191 27

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (7l4Sy)

192 I agree Lady in Black. The pics of that dimwitted scumbag in the oval office make me want to punch my computer screen. He is not the president of anything.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (SScvq)

193 I am physically repulsed by seeing or hearing the word 'President' in front of Biden's name. It's such an insult and mockery to a word I used to revere. And he deserves none of it, yet it's now attached to him like a leach. Forevermore, whenever his lousy name will be referenced. Physically repulsed. Sickening.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (O+I8R)

It's a new low for the country to append that grifting trash's name to the title. I honestly thought that even with cheating that reasonable people wouldn't cross that line. I guess we're tapped out of reasonable people.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:28 AM (y7DUB)

194 180 I am also coming to the conclusion that these idiots are going to shove this stick so far up our collective ass that there has got to be some sort of pushback.

In less than a week this admin has slandered the troops, failed to salute them and left them for trash in the parking lot. Who knows how far gone we are, but if this keeps up most decent Americans will have had enough.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (SScvq)

It's a shame that the collective hatred Americans have for every PoS in Washington doesn't instill some necessary self-reflection on Washington's part.

They just don't GAF if we loathe them. It's part of the kink, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:28 AM (s4dNo)

195 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:23 AM (O+I8R)

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This is why I will only refer to him as Biden, retard, FICUS, etc.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:28 AM (XBQSC)

196 Nothing says unity like telling blacks that the Republicans want to put the back in chains

Joe's gonna feel like Hedy at the Oscars with all the passes he gets
Posted by: REDACTED at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (zZxh0)

That's Hedley!

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 08:28 AM (4I/2K)

197 ??The NG kerfuffle is more failure theater - Reps outraged, Dems getting to show they "care". All the troops care about is getting internet for their devices. Sleeping in a garage in DC beats the hell out of the next sandbox they may have to visit.

I'm sorry, but if there's anything that the last 4 years has taught me it's that everything bad was caused by POTUS, and the definition of "bad" and "scandal" has been defined down to include twitter typos, two scoops of ice cream and overfeeding fish.

I aim to make a Very Big Deal out of every Biden scandal. Own it, all of it, Biden team.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (bDqIh)

198 How. . . empowering it is to see everything in terms of how it affects your vagina!!

The claim that your personal life is governed entirely by which old white man is President is not a great look either.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (6XLoz)

199 190 US troops are going to be cannon fodder again in Iraq and maybe Syria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (s2VJv)

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Because Biden loves the troops more than Trump because Biden is a moral man. Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (LvTSG)

200 There was a European country that had multiple elections and couldn't form a government. But the bureaucracy was so entrenched, that nothing really changed. Taxes were collected. Public employees still got paid.

Spain also

https://tinyurl.com/y6cns76z

Posted by: McCool at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (BySB9)

201 Ok, I have coffee and chocolate glazed in hand. Hiccups are gone.

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (88xKn)

202 US troops are going to be cannon fodder again in Iraq and maybe Syria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (s2VJv)

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NO BLOOD FOR OIL!

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:30 AM (XBQSC)

203 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

*****

It's weird how the Smart People are constantly so pre-occupied with such simplistic, base things.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at January 22, 2021 08:30 AM (44/1o)

204 >>And I thought that the Olympics said a couple of years ago that athletes will compete with the gender of their birth....or something like that.

Nope. Olympic committee went trans-friendly a few years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2021 08:30 AM (bDqIh)

205 200 There was a European country that had multiple elections and couldn't form a government. But the bureaucracy was so entrenched, that nothing really changed. Taxes were collected. Public employees still got paid.

Spain also

https://tinyurl.com/y6cns76z
Posted by: McCool at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (BySB9)

There is a shocking documentary about what the Spanish government did to the Catalonian independence movement's leaders. That is what is in store for Trump and us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:30 AM (s2VJv)

206 Chocolate chip muffin, split bottom from top.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (F5zz8)

207 No soldier will ever, ever sleep on a garage floor in the US Capitol while I work in Congress

Our Troops deserve better.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y5kov5ql
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 07:57 AM (cF8AT)

Thing is that they did sleep on a garage floor.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (ZfRYq)

208 It doesn't jibe with the junta's sucking up to them for years. I am talking about Israel and the GCC going it alone with no US involvement.

US troops are going to be cannon fodder again in Iraq and maybe Syria.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:27 AM (s2VJv)

Possibly. My line of thinking is that this is being driven by the JCOS and the war industry. Iraq is not that profitable any more since we've already dumped trillions into their infrastructure and there isn't a shooting target.

Since the AA, Trump basically positioned the chess pieces against Iran. I think that's an opportunity for them, even if it raises the question of why Obama coddled them (the media will just ignore that line of reasoning).

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (s4dNo)

209 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?

Posted by: dantesed

BOOOO !

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (arJlL)

210 sorry, that's donut

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (88xKn)

211 "That's just the tip of the politically correct iceberg when it comes to games that must be reformed for our new era."
Gender-Neutral Playing Cards?
_________

They should be happy. My favorite card game forces me to say "No Trump" very often.

And, if one promotes a pawn in chess, isn't that transitioning? Do the pronouns change?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (7X3UV)

212 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

For Joe Biden?

That's not funny, that's weird.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (ZfRYq)

213 We will repair our alliances and engage with the world once again. Not to meet yesterday's challenges, but today's and tomorrow's challenges

All we are saying, is give WAR a chance.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (5QBw6)

214 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

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Yeah...

The Gobi Desert has NOTHING on me after reading this.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (XBQSC)

215 Meanwhile in Portland Antifa was on full display:
We Don't Want Biden, We Want Revenge, wielding knives, Molotovs, black garb head to toe. MFM will have a hard time passing them off as anything other than what they are but they will try.

Wonder what Joe will do when he finishes worrying about bigger things.

Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (S1hrL)

216 Good morning to all the trolls who spent 4-years whining here that The Evil OrangeMan was gonna kill us all in a war with Russia, China, whoever.

So, how does your hero's ass taste this morning? 24-fucking hours and he already has our troops on a collision course with a Russian convoy in Syria. I wish you all well after you're drafted and sent to the front, assholes.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (NYS7S)

217 Remember back when this started, how the LGBTQ activists lectured that sex and gender a two completely differenct concepts (Genderbread man diagram, etc.)? And now they intentionally blur the two concepts, insisting "gender identity" = sex.
Classic trick.
Posted by: Lizzy

Exactly this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Imagine the feeling of being the first FEMAL VP,
then realizing you can't enjoy it because your party doesn't recognize genders. Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (d20MQ)

218 206 Chocolate chip muffin, split bottom from top.

More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (F5zz

Top o the Muffin

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (5QBw6)

219 Thing is that they did sleep on a garage floor.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (ZfRYq)

Nothing defines the GOP more than empty meaningless words.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (y7DUB)

220 "Those whose gender was assigned female at birth." (but could be anything now) = ostensibly female.
"Those whose gender was assigned male at birth." (but could be anything now) = ostensibly male.
This is your new Marxist lexicon.

Posted by: Born to Pill at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (8Le3L)

221 I think Trump right now might be sitting there laughing at all these EO's coming out, basically destroying the economy and the country.

What else could he have done to save us from this? The man at least knows he did what he could and fought til the end. One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their beliefs.

Of course, it will be too late at that point.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SScvq)

222 Chocolate chip muffin, split bottom from top.

More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

That's what HHS Asst. Sec. Levine, The Dickless said.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (79p/O)

223 216 Good morning to all the trolls who spent 4-years whining here that The Evil OrangeMan was gonna kill us all in a war with Russia, China, whoever.

So, how does your hero's ass taste this morning? 24-fucking hours and he already has our troops on a collision course with a Russian convoy in Syria. I wish you all well after you're drafted and sent to the front, assholes.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:32 AM (NYS7S)

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In their minds, the world is only safe when American troops are killing brown people because they hate racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (LvTSG)

224 Lady in Black, I can't even say his name. That's why I said I'll just refer to him as 46*. He wasn't elected, he was installed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:34 AM (nxdel)

225 It's weird how the Smart People are constantly so pre-occupied with such simplistic, base things.

Remember: the reason they became alarmed about QAnon is the central claim that the Smart People are all into pedo. Hell, they're *still* defensive about Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:34 AM (6XLoz)

226 196 Nothing says unity like telling blacks that the Republicans want to put the back in chains

Joe's gonna feel like Hedy at the Oscars with all the passes he gets
Posted by: REDACTED at January 22, 2021 08:25 AM (zZxh0)

I know a few things about black heady and being passed around.

Posted by: Kamala "The Professional" Harris at January 22, 2021 08:35 AM (YwO4M)

227 Biden didn't say "Salute the marines". He said "Steamed hams."

Posted by: Totally trustworthy objective newsgivers at January 22, 2021 08:35 AM (zvJe0)

228 Twitter canned a bunch of Antifa accounts yesterday.

I wonder what changed?

One of the accounts was for The Base. In case anyone doesn't know who they are, last year's 2A rally in Richmond was, according to the FBI, threatened by some radicals who were going to bring full auto weapons and attack. The implication was that they were right wingers. Nope - from "The Base."

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:35 AM (ZfRYq)

229 210 sorry, that's donut
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (88xKn

Chinese autocorrect. Right 1/4 of the time

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:36 AM (s4dNo)

230 227 Biden didn't say "Salute the marines". He said "Steamed hams."
Posted by: Totally trustworthy objective newsgivers at January 22, 2021 08:35 AM (zvJe0)

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These are obviously not steamed, but grilled. And they suspiciously taste like the hamburgers you can get at Krusty Burger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:36 AM (LvTSG)

231 One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their beliefs.

Of course, it will be too late at that point.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SScvq)

Those shitheads will go Jonestown 2 before ever admitting fallibility.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

232 224 Lady in Black, I can't even say his name. That's why I said I'll just refer to him as 46*. He wasn't elected, he was installed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:34 AM (nxdel)

So many options to use besides his name. This week has been fun from that standpoint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (s4dNo)

233 No soldier will ever, ever sleep on a garage floor in the US Capitol while I work in Congress

Our Troops deserve better.
Posted by: Tami

Thing is that they did sleep on a garage floor.
Posted by: blaster

Faux outrage by Dem leadership.
Dear Dem Leadership: Y'all OWN this.
From the Capitol police telling them to gtfo to them sleeping on garage floors. You own DC. If the Capitol police tell someone to jump, it's because you have told them to tell people that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (d20MQ)

234 24-fucking hours and he already has our troops on a collision course with a Russian convoy in Syria.

They also announced a major increase in the number of troops in Iraq.

The Left *heart* the military-industrial complex, because it allows them to have likely conservatives killed with plausible deniability.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6XLoz)

235 Thing is that they did sleep on a garage floor.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:31 AM (ZfRYq)

A few harsh letters and a little media memory-holing will make this as if it never happened...

or prove that it is My President Trump's fault the Guard was mistreated!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (87oRe)

236 234 24-fucking hours and he already has our troops on a collision course with a Russian convoy in Syria.

They also announced a major increase in the number of troops in Iraq.

The Left *heart* the military-industrial complex, because it allows them to have likely conservatives killed with plausible deniability.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6XLoz)

Frag the Pentagon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (s2VJv)

237 Our hero Jake Tapper was wondering who was in charge of the NG now, how can this happen?

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ZfRYq)

238 It's a shame that the collective hatred Americans have for every PoS in Washington doesn't instill some necessary self-reflection on Washington's part.

The problem is that no matter what the polls say incumbents keep getting elected. They don't care that you hate CONGRESS as long as you keep voting for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (wTfoB)

239 Texas is recalling their NG troops from DC. I'm surprised Abbott got there before DeSantis.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (6XLoz)

240 Those shitheads will go Jonestown 2 before ever admitting fallibility.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

This. Lie petulant, stubborn children, you'll never get an 'I was wrong'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (s4dNo)

241 So glad you're back, Tami. You always provide the best tweets. Thank you!

Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (R0z7P)

242 "One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist
will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their
beliefs.

Posted by: Eli Cash"
I have been thinking this 30 years or so, without the slighted indication that is happening on any great scale and no longer believe that will ever happen. Worse, Peak Stupid seems farther away than ever

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (MxEKc)

243 Biden didn't say "Salute the marines". He said "Steamed hams."
Posted by: Totally trustworthy objective newsgivers at January 22, 2021 08:35 AM (zvJe0)

If you ain't eatin' Wham, you ain't eating ham!

Posted by: Mr Blandings' Housekeeper at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (4I/2K)

244 Nefarious post.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:39 AM (wTfoB)

245 Chocolate chip muffin, split bottom from top.

What is Kamala, for $500, Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:39 AM (d20MQ)

246 One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their beliefs.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SScvq)

Your average leftist (much less the dumber) is utterly allergic to introspection. They will go to their graves clinging to beliefs that were exposed as frauds decades earlier.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:39 AM (NYS7S)

247 237 Our hero Jake Tapper was wondering who was in charge of the NG now, how can this happen?
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ZfRYq)

Let me guess. This is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:39 AM (s4dNo)

248 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 22, 2021 08:24 AM (7PCMN)
Posted by: McCool at January 22, 2021 08:29 AM (BySB9)

Thank you both. And I still wonder, what actually has to happen that federal dollars actually stop flowing?

JamesMadison just posted.

Hey. I'm wondering. Mad Max scenarios. What actually has to happen that federal government payments to their goons would stop? Everything is automated. Taxes are collected. Everyone in Congress could be gone but payments would continue.

How would that ever stop in a civil war? What has to be hit before the EBT cards don't work? Or whatever...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (v2c9/)

249 Good one Mr. Blanding's Housekeeper!

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (79p/O)

250 The Left *heart* the military-industrial complex, because it allows them to have likely conservatives killed with plausible deniability.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6XLoz)

I'd suggest you replace "Left" with [b[UniParty Establishment to capture the true essence of the grifting class, it is not JUST the left that are making sweet bucks over pointless overseas military engagements!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (87oRe)

251 Just think, in about 11 months we'll be treated with "A Very Special White House Christmas, with First Lady Dr. Jill Biden". Or, more likely, "A Celebration at the White House of Kwanza, with President Harris and the White Guy She Married".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (I58tH)

252 Doctor.Boom: I rate your statement as true.

I had to type out my sentences though as a catharthis. More of a diary entry of my hopes and dreams.

Here's an idea: let's send them all to the grave and find out!

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (SScvq)

253 That SNL female writer...what a dainty, refined beauty. Learn that kind of writing at charm school, did she? It's bad enough she thinks that outlandish, dumb statement. But to be stupid and crude enough to actually twat it out for all the world to see? People on the left have such maladjusted brains. Off balance. Abnormal. Shameless. No sense of decorum. And no ability to gauge what's proper dialog and when they should button their skanky pie holes. What a pig.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (O+I8R)

254 @199

Because nothing says I love the troops quite like putting them in the maw of a pointless foreign conflict so that MIC jock sniffers and remoras can get their vig.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (xi5pK)

255 Something occurred to me last night. Why don't we start a movement to abolish First Class Air travel? It's discriminatory as Hell. Patriarchal, cisgendered, neocolonial, it's all that. And it forces "flight attendants" (nee "stewardesses") into a subservient role. It's everything they say they hate. As a first step, perhaps just limit it to BIPOCs.

It'd hit the bastards where they live.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (7X3UV)

256 234 24-fucking hours and he already has our troops on a collision course with a Russian convoy in Syria.

They also announced a major increase in the number of troops in Iraq.

The Left *heart* the military-industrial complex, because it allows them to have likely conservatives killed with plausible deniability.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:37 AM (6XLoz)

Frag the Pentagon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (s2VJv)

Gog and Magog, brother.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (NYS7S)

257 One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their beliefs.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:33 AM (SScvq)

I draw your attention to Josef Goebbels in the Fuhrerbunker on April 30th, 1945, and beg to differ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (s2VJv)

258 crap!
250
I'd suggest you replace "Left" with UniParty Establishment to capture the true essence of the grifting class, it is not JUST the left that are making sweet bucks over pointless overseas military engagements!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (87oRe)

259 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

*****

It's weird how the Smart People are constantly so pre-occupied with such simplistic, base things.
*****
I find it funny that people so often reveal things about themselves when they are searching for a 'big' thing to say.

Posted by: MJ IV at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (gAMkn)

260 Salute the pralines. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (2S93K)

261 Doctor.Boom: I rate your statement as true.

I had to type out my sentences though as a catharthis. More of a diary entry of my hopes and dreams.

Here's an idea: let's send them all to the grave and find out!
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (SScvq)

(tips cap in approval)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:42 AM (NYS7S)

262 "Thing is that they did sleep on a garage floor.

Posted by: blaster"
I'm surprised this story got through the MSM/Techno Fascist gauntlet. How did that happen?

Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2021 08:42 AM (MxEKc)

263 Let me guess. This is all Trump's fault.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:39 AM (s4dNo)

No, Jake didn't go there. He is just totally without a clue as to who could be in charge now.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:43 AM (ZfRYq)

264 Gonna be honest, the Lone Wolf and Cub movies are not very good so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:43 AM (LvTSG)

265 Frag the Pentagon.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (s2VJv)

You misspelled DC

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (/6GbT)

266 No one wants your skanked-out herpes and chlamydia-infected pussy, dear.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (KW7bH)

267 In my dream, Dr! Jill Biden meets Chancellor Merkel, who has a real doctorate in a hard science (chemistry) and Angela ignores her and bitch slaps the Tard in Chief.
Good times.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (79p/O)

268 I'm surprised this story got through the MSM/Techno Fascist gauntlet. How did that happen?
Posted by: Ripley at January 22, 2021 08:42 AM (MxEKc)

Actually a power of social media and ubiquitous cameras.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (ZfRYq)

269 237 Our hero Jake Tapper was wondering who was in charge of the NG now, how can this happen?

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 08:38 AM (ZfRYq)

235
Great Minds and all that

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (87oRe)

270 OK, I'm back off to bed. The KungFlu is absolutely kicking my ass this morning. Hopefully this is the last hurray for this fucking virus in me. Can't wait to be on the other side of it.

Best, all.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (NYS7S)

271 Oh, and the NG says it is trying to find out the identity of the trooper who was unmasked while getting a donut. Possible disciplinary action.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM (I58tH)

272 pussy riot >>pussy wettening

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 08:45 AM (5QBw6)

273 Feel better, Doctor.Boom

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 22, 2021 08:45 AM (nUhF0)

274 I'm surprised this story got through the MSM/Techno Fascist gauntlet. How did that happen?
Posted by: Ripley

Dem Leadership got to express faux outrage for the cameras. About how much they love the troops. Notice, no Capitol cop was ever named as giving the order for them to be moved?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:45 AM (d20MQ)

275 221One day, probably soon, even the dumbest leftist will realize internally that they have been sadly mistaken about their beliefs

Stalin's supporters died in Siberia muttering support for their leader to their last moments. True believers to the bitter end. Sheep never have the ability to come up with critical thinking.

Posted by: Charles Martell at January 22, 2021 08:46 AM (hnCj3)

276 Salute the Listerine. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:46 AM (2S93K)

277 I am torn between congress wasting it's time on impeachment and focusing on actual issues.

I'd rather they do nothing, but I also worry that bad actors are watching this shitshow and thinking we are totally unserious.

If you were an enemy of the US, are you ever going to get a better shot at us than now? A retarded, fake president and congress wasting their time yelling at OrangeMan with half the country wanting to kill the other half?

A strike of any kind against America would be the end.

I am against unity, but I also find myself wishing there was at least one sane adult somewhere in DC.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:46 AM (SScvq)

278 What would that SNL writer do with a wet pussy? Have her 8 cats take turns?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 22, 2021 08:46 AM (+4EvF)

279 Isn.t part of the problem just math? How can you get 150 million voters to agree on a single person for a super powerful office?

Of course, that is why the founders decentralized power, and prohibited the feds from doing so much...but we have clearly lost that and will likely never regain it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 22, 2021 08:47 AM (6/LtX)

280 Salute the latrine

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:47 AM (f/z+J)

281 I'd suggest you replace "Left" with [b[UniParty Establishment to capture the true essence of the grifting class, it is not JUST the left that are making sweet bucks over pointless overseas military engagements!
Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (87oRe)

Remember Dan "Support the Troops with Jake Tapper" Crenshaw had a twitter snit at DJT announcing foreign troop drawdowns, somehow overlooking that he wasn't the Commander in Chief. Or that maybe he should request a private meeting instead of more look-at-me crap.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

282 Why are the National Guard sleeping in the fucking gutter? Which one of Joe Biden's cockboys at the Pentagon allowed this to happen? Does anybody there know anything about logistics?

>It's no wonder the Democrats have killed so many of our brave men in uniform!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2021 08:47 AM (03n3v)

283 271 Oh, and the NG says it is trying to find out the identity of the trooper who was unmasked while getting a donut. Possible disciplinary action.

Keep fucking that chicken, leftists. I don't understand the level of commitment these guys have to serve voluntarily under this scummy piece of shit.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (SScvq)

284 I'd rather they do nothing, but I also worry that bad actors are watching this shitshow and thinking we are totally unserious.

I am against unity, but I also find myself wishing there was at least one sane adult somewhere in DC.
Posted by: Eli Cash

We ARE an unserious country. The only adult in DC left for Florida.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (d20MQ)

285 277 A strike of any kind against America would be the end.

I am against unity, but I also find myself wishing there was at least one sane adult somewhere in DC.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:46 AM (SScvq)

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"My fellow Americans, it is with the greatest sadness that we must punish those who destroyed one of our great cities. I am, as of this moment, calling for a round up of every citizen who voted for Donald Trump and their placement into camps."
-Biden, after reviewing video of Iran taking responsibility for nuclear attack on New York City

"Yay!"
-National Review

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

286 Julie Kelly over at American Greatness has an idea about the impeachment show trial--let it roll!

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (2S93K)

287 @264

It's the manga were the magic is, should have gotten Hayao Miyazaki or zombie Akira Kurowsawa to produce and direct it.

Toshiro Mifune would have killed that role.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (xi5pK)

288 When PDT pardoned Bannon, he didn't pardon Brian Kolfage, the triple amputee, who started the Build the Wall program and got in trouble for taking a salary. Will SDNY still prosecute this Iraq vet for a USPS Postal Inspector charge, when Bannon can no longer be harmed? I'm thinking no. Especially since not one person who donated complained, just the NY USPS.

Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (R0z7P)

289 Harris/Biden alienating the military is probably not the smartest move they could make. They'll probably need them at some point down the road... to protect themselves. The Secret Service has likewise been alienated with suggestions of loyalty issues.

Meh... the administration is well on its way to fucking over this country with their 80 million vote "mandate."

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (3H9h1)

290 Dem Leadership got to express faux outrage for the cameras. About how much they love the troops. Notice, no Capitol cop was ever named as giving the order for them to be moved?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 08:45 AM (d20MQ)

Join us for brief engagement of 'Dems luuuv the milatery troop people!

Posted by: Kabuki theater at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (/6GbT)

291 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (O+I8R)

Thank you for putting my disgust into words. I'm no prude by any stretch but that just made me sick when I read that. Made me embarassed to be a woman FFS.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (nxdel)

292 So there could be two Presidential Impeachment trials going at the same time. Truly stupid times.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Rz36l)

293 79 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)
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My method is drinking a glass of water upside down. Really.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (7X3UV)

294 I imagine most Guardsmen are in non obligor status, where they can hand in their papers at any time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (I58tH)

295 Still no word on who shot and killed Ashli Babbitt

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (f/z+J)

296 287 @264

It's the manga were the magic is, should have gotten Hayao Miyazaki or zombie Akira Kurowsawa to produce and direct it.

Toshiro Mifune would have killed that role.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (xi5pK)

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It makes me think of Kobayashi's Samurai Rebellion most of all, but Samurai Rebellion is great, and Lone Wolf and Cub feels like a random series of adventures with no real core.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (LvTSG)

297 Good one Mr. Blanding's Housekeeper!
Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:40 AM (79p/O)

Classics are always in style. Good to see you here.

Posted by: Mr Blandings' Housekeeper at January 22, 2021 08:50 AM (4I/2K)

298 >>Why are the National Guard sleeping in the fucking gutter?

Because they swere tools to be used.

Now, they are no different than a sodden, spunk filled condom to Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 08:50 AM (cdjaX)

299 292 So there could be two Presidential Impeachment trials going at the same time. Truly stupid times.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM (Rz36l)

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And how, pray tell, do you imagine the House controlled by Nancy Pelosi even bringing articles of impeachment against Biden to the floor for a vote, much less getting them passed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)

300 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM (88xKn)

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French toast with maple syrup and bacon.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 08:50 AM (XBQSC)

301 nearly 80 million people did not vote for this, and perhaps another 100-150 million who didn't participate in the election want no part of it. With upwards of two thirds of the populace believing that those in power are illegitimate, that is not a recipe for "unity." It's a powder keg.
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I'm not sure I agree with that math. We know that most Trump voters consider Biden illegitimate. We know a small slice of Dem voters think the same. The non-participating adults, though, are more of a black box, aren't they? Do they actually think Biden is legitimate or not? Do they have an opinion at all?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (hYcqw)

302 Type in antifa.com into your browser and see what you get.

Posted by: Gwenn at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (9Gr7n)

303 271 Oh, and the NG says it is trying to find out the identity of the trooper who was unmasked while getting a donut. Possible disciplinary action.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:44 AM

Demand trial by court martial. Say you were influenced by commander in chief's incredible, charismatic leadership example in unrestrained celebration.

Posted by: Bad JAG legal advice at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (SuBvT)

304 >Still no word on who shot and killed Ashli Babbitt

Pretty sure they are gonna pin that on Trump...along with the Capitol Cop who Stroked out and the one who tased himself.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (cdjaX)

305 255 Eeyore

With no First Class how will Shelia Jackson Lee get to bump the paying customers out of their seats?

Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (R0z7P)

306 And how, pray tell, do you imagine the House controlled by Nancy Pelosi even bringing articles of impeachment against Biden to the floor for a vote, much less getting them passed?

Hell, just keep filling them to gum up the works and keep Pelosi busy swatting them down.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (6XLoz)

307 Lady in Black,
She is a pig.
I still remember my Nana teaching me it was unladylike to have your elbows on the table as a child. I still don't do it.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 08:52 AM (79p/O)

308 Any update on the investigation into the murder of an unarmed American veteran at the Capital last week? Any suspects named yet?

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at January 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Qc+Wp)

309 There's unity in Xiao Biden's usurper's administration. Plenty of it. There is unity with Red China - the Chinese media is *very* enthusiastic about Biden. There's a fair degree of unity with the same English-speaking nations that helped with the first coup attempt. There's probably some unity with the EU, too.

It's just at home, with our own people, that "unity" means "reeducation and marginalization of my enemies." Biden will have a tough time finding enemies abroad (outside of the Middle East, Africa and parts of Eastern Europe). They all love the porridge-brained puppet and his handlers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:53 AM (hYcqw)

310 294 I imagine most Guardsmen are in non obligor status, where they can hand in their papers at any time.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:49 AM

You imagine very incorrectly. Most Guardsman are enlisted, and have signed legally-binding service obligations. Officers have a bit more flexibility, but still can't just say "I quit" and walk off the job.

Posted by: NG Guy at January 22, 2021 08:53 AM (SuBvT)

311 'Now actually, since the installation ceremony of Josef Visarrionovich Robinette Stolin on Wednesday that made a low grade Triumph of the Will outtake look like the "Broadway Melody" number from Singin' in the Rain' - I suppose the official photos of the inauguration will be Photoshopped to show millions or worshipful supporter.

Posted by: Kaiju66 at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (NzURT)

312 Any decent president with half a brain would have had shit so locked down to avoid any issues whatsoever the first damn week of their term. Holy shit this guy can't even just have a week where they party and celebrate without causing all sorts of fuckery and problems.

These people are goddamn idiots and children.

What's the saying from Red October? We will be lucky to live through this?

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (SScvq)

313 Demand trial by court martial. Say you were influenced by commander in chief's incredible, charismatic leadership example in unrestrained celebration.
Posted by: Bad JAG legal advice at January 22, 2021 08:51 AM (SuBvT)

Shoot for a General Discharge and get out before you get sent to the Middle East so some arms dealer can get a bigger bonus this year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (wTfoB)

314 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)

Sorry to bug you. But seriously, I'm wondering.

Imagine all hell breaks loose. What has to happen that government checks actually stop?

Even if every one in the House and Senate met unfortunate circumstances, all the machinery and computers are in place. What would actually have to happen to stop an EBT check?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (v2c9/)

315 142 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 07:44 AM (6XLoz)

and that's just the men.
Posted by: Fauci Wormtongue at January 22, 2021 08:18 AM (yQpMk)

We need to archive.is everything we see right now. You just know that it will be disappeared as soon as the USA begins to really crater, and we need to memorialize all these stupid MSM comments.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (1SKrY)

316 Our hero Jake Tapper was wondering who was in charge of the NG now, how can this happen?

Handbook says you keep going up the chain until you get to a Republican. THAT's who's fault it is.

see Flint Drinking Water

Posted by: McCool at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (BySB9)

317 Salute the latrines. . . .

I made the latrines salute.

Posted by: Pvt Will Stockdale at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (4I/2K)

318 >> Officers have a bit more flexibility, but still can't just say "I quit" and walk off the job.

Unless they are heros like Bowe Bergdahl.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (cdjaX)

319 Any update on the investigation into the murder of an unarmed American veteran at the Capital last week? Any suspects named yet?
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at January 22, 2021 08:53 AM (Qc+Wp)
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Trump did it, I think. I heard Pelosi wants to add accessory to murder to Trump's impeachment charges.

Also, I saw on the news this morning that Trump was able to find a lawyer to represent him during his impeachment. Bummer. I'd prefer that he not engage at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (hYcqw)

320 What has to happen that government checks actually stop?
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Reality happens.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 08:55 AM (x96vj)

321 @296

Well, yeah, it's based on a comic book and they took a little bit of this and a little bit of that and made an unfulfilling whole.

It's similar to what they've done with the X-Men films, they've literally butchered the X-Men canon to the point where it's unrecognizable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 08:55 AM (xi5pK)

322 310 I stand corrected. I was on I and I duty in the early 70's and they were releasing a lot of Reservists who requested it if they had the six years in. Then it was just RIF reasons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (I58tH)

323 And how, pray tell, do you imagine the House controlled by Nancy Pelosi even bringing articles of impeachment against Biden to the floor for a vote, much less getting them passed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:50 AM (LvTSG)

Unlike that gutless monkey, Paul Ryan, it's party over all for Nanzi.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (y7DUB)

324 314 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (LvTSG)
Sorry to bug you. But seriously, I'm wondering.
Imagine all hell breaks loose. What has to happen that government checks actually stop?
Even if every one in the House and Senate met unfortunate circumstances, all the machinery and computers are in place. What would actually have to happen to stop an EBT check?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (v2c9/)

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Oh, this was directed at me?

I dunno. Probably something around how they're funded. That spigot would need to stop. I imagine it would need to be the connection to the treasury, but we're well past physical paper money. That spigot is digital now, and it has little connection to the real world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

325 Even if every one in the House and Senate met unfortunate circumstances, all the machinery and computers are in place. What would actually have to happen to stop an EBT check?

Pretty sure EBT is state, not federal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (wTfoB)

326 321 @296

Well, yeah, it's based on a comic book and they took a little bit of this and a little bit of that and made an unfulfilling whole.

It's similar to what they've done with the X-Men films, they've literally butchered the X-Men canon to the point where it's unrecognizable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 08:55 AM (xi5pK)

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What I've seen through the first two films is that both are mishmashes of two stories squished together, and they don't go together. The reputations for the films are surprisingly high, so I'm kind of shocked at the poor construction.

The arterial sprays are bright, red, and pretty, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:57 AM (LvTSG)

327 Also, I saw on the news this morning that Trump was able to find a lawyer to represent him during his impeachment. Bummer. I'd prefer that he not engage at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (hYcqw)

I wouldn't participate either. Like those a-holes really need a trial to decide how they are going to vote.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2021 08:57 AM (1ISKN)

328 >>What has to happen that government checks actually stop?

Imagine Musical Chairs.

... but, in this scenario, imagine there are No Chairs.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 08:58 AM (cdjaX)

329 Unlike that gutless monkey, Paul Ryan, it's party over all for Nanzi.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (y7DUB)
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I've been thinking about that, and I think I am starting to disagree with that assessment of Paul Ryan (and Mitch McConnell, and the rest). They did put party over all, and always have. Their party is the minority party. They occasionally stumbled into majorities, but never liked it. They prefer to react rather than act. They prefer to "fight" and lose than to win (failure theater).

Paul Ryan and his ilk absolutely put the party over everything - their vision of what the party is supposed to be. They put it over their voters, over their constituents, over their country. There is nothing that they did not subordinate to their vision of what the GOP is and should always be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:59 AM (hYcqw)

330 308 Any update on the investigation into the murder of an unarmed American veteran at the Capital last week? Any suspects named yet?
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at January 22, 2021 08:53 AM

We're planning to issue indictments soon for Trump for multiple crimes, including the death of whatever that white traitor woman's name was. He obviously caused the insurrectionist attack on the capitol, and is therefore liable for her death, even though we have determined the shooting was entirely justified by capitol security forces.

Due to security concerns regarding Hawaiian shirt wearing white supremacists attempting vigilante justice on "The Hero of the Capitol Complex", his name will be hidden from the public.

PS make sure to fuck up that Rittenhouse kid if some white judge lets him off! No justice, no peace!

Posted by: Biden's DOJ and FBI at January 22, 2021 08:59 AM (SuBvT)

331 I draw your attention to Josef Goebbels in the Fuhrerbunker on April 30th, 1945, and beg to differ.

Posted by J.J. Sefton

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Something to remember, yes.

Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 09:00 AM (S1hrL)

332 Any word on Ashlii's funeral?

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2021 09:00 AM (Xih1H)

333 The CHinese have got to be laughing their asses off at us and breathing a sigh of relief that trump is gone.

Someone said it above and I am now believing that the generals and upper military personnel were involved in the coup. They must have told him he had no chance and no orders would be followed.

If you scratch a little, I wouldn't be surprised to find most of those guys came up in ranks from 2008-2016.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 09:01 AM (SScvq)

334 Belated greetings of the day, y'all.

JJ: my emotions believe it or not have lifted somewhat -- from abject dread to mere depression.

Hooray! Relief! It was getting hard to read your editorials.

If you make a little more progress, you can join me here in Complete Denial. Bring your sunblock.

Posted by: mindful webworker
this link is forbidden
at January 22, 2021 09:01 AM (rTqAd)

335 187 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

So brave. So edgy.

And this is why SNL sucks, and has for decades.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 08:26 AM (NYS7S)

Underage sex slaves in the white house?

Posted by: Deplorably Bonnie Blue says TRUMP WON at January 22, 2021 09:01 AM (BNMel)

336 79 Good morning. Suddenly, I'm having hiccups for breakfast. Any suggestions, Horde?
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 07:59 AM

Drink something carbonated.

Posted by: FlowerGirlAz at January 22, 2021 09:02 AM (RypFA)

337 Had the Confederacy won, they'd have gained their independence and left the rest of Union alone, other factors notwithstanding. That is a non-starter with the current junta, its allies, voters and vote forgers.

Excellent point.
The junta(Perfect label) has nothing in common with the over whelming majority of the population they purport to rule.
Soon and very soon open rebellion will be ....inevitable.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 22, 2021 09:02 AM (mPUqY)

338 The CHinese have got to be laughing their asses off at us and breathing a sigh of relief that trump is gone. ...
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 09:01 AM (SScvq)
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On OAN this morning, they had some clips from China's English-language state media (these outlets exist purely for propaganda purposes in the West). They are waxing poetical about Biden on those outlets. Bright future, overcoming the dark MAGA past, etc., but with stern warnings that much was needed to put America back on track on the world stage.

It was grotesque. I have no idea what China's domestic state media is saying, but their English-language stuff targeted at foreigners was gross.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (hYcqw)

339 122 Apparently Joe killing the Keystone XL has also killed 50K jobs *in Canada*. Trudeau is pissed.

Yeah, Ace posted about that yesterday too. I think it's hilarious that both Canada and Mexico are immediately mad at Joe, when one of the sales pitches was that he'd make other countries love us again.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 08:15 AM (6XLoz)

Yeah, but those "other countries" were China and Iran.

Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (PC3pt)

340 @329

>> There is nothing that they did not subordinate to their vision of what the GOP is and should always be.

Which is a useless pile of dog shit.

This was apparent as far back as 2006/2007 timeframe.

Too bad the comment archives have been wiped, it would have been interesting to post some comments from that era on the state of the GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (xi5pK)

341 Even if every one in the House and Senate met unfortunate circumstances, all the machinery and computers are in place. What would actually have to happen to stop an EBT check?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel

[...] I imagine it would need to be the connection to the treasury, but we're well past physical paper money. That spigot is digital now, and it has little connection to the real world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan

Seeds of the answer in both question and answer. The telecom/internet systems underpinning the whole thing are the key. At this stage the Dollar is little more than a hopped-up cryptocurrency in some ways, created and destroyed electronically. If something were to happen to those key systems--either the ones at Treasury, or the broader Internet in general--the entire system would grind to a halt. Honestly, if it all had to go back to being done by humans it couldn't happen.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (OUMaO)

342 >>I heard Pelosi wants to add accessory to murder to Trump's impeachment charges.

This has got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life. I cannot type out what I think about Pelosi.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (SScvq)

343 This sums up "Biden": for the third day since the junta installed him, RealClearPolitics' approve/disapprove, favorable/unfavorable ratings are about Trump rather than him. "BIDEN" isn't even an asterisk.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (puu6v)

344 Let's wait and see what the Tard in Chief fucks up today.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (79p/O)

345 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

But Trump said "pussy".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (d20MQ)

346 Also, I saw on the news this morning that Trump was able to find a lawyer to represent him during his impeachment. Bummer. I'd prefer that he not engage at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:54 AM (hYcqw)

I wouldn't participate either. Like those a-holes really need a trial to decide how they are going to vote.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Wear a big red clown nose ...

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (Xih1H)

347
288 When PDT pardoned Bannon, he didn't pardon Brian Kolfage, the triple amputee, who started the Build the Wall program and got in trouble for taking a salary. Will SDNY still prosecute this Iraq vet for a USPS Postal Inspector charge, when Bannon can no longer be harmed? I'm thinking no. Especially since not one person who donated complained, just the NY USPS.
Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 08:48 AM (R0z7P)
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I wondered about this too. The man was trying to help President Trump, but I think for some reason Trump thought it made him look bad... at least that's what I read.
He should have been pardoned. I'd like to find out more about this.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

348 >> A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

Exhibit 2,653,287 in an ongoing Trial to prove the tautological assertion that....

Women are Just Not Funny.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (cdjaX)

349 For a break from whatever, Junior Brown has a new Guit-Steel. YT.

Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (RuIsu)

350 Yeah, but those "other countries" were China and Iran.
Posted by: Allie at January 22, 2021 09:03 AM (PC3pt)
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Be more cosmopolitan, Allie. The EU, for whatever it's worth (which is little), will also like us more under Beijing Biden's illegitimate administration. For all the noise, Russia is probably quite pleased as well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (hYcqw)

351 If you scratch a little, I wouldn't be surprised to find most of those guys came up in ranks from 2008-2016.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 09:01 AM (SScvq)

Concur.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (F5zz8)

352 Jean - I love the clown nose idea. That would make my day.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (SScvq)

353 A female SNL writer posted on Twitter that "If you listen closely, you can hear pussies wettening for the first time in four years".

And what's with the granddad issues?
Seriously, the guy is 78.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (d20MQ)

354 Women are Just Not Funny.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (cdjaX)

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So what's your excuse?

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (XBQSC)

355 Where is Joe at really? Watch the video. Look outside the windows. Is that a car parked in a driveway? At the 50 second mark someone walks by. I don't remember that when President Trump was in office.

https://youtu.be/m55tzTIJwwA

Posted by: Gwenn at January 22, 2021 09:05 AM (9Gr7n)

356 Exhibit 2,653,287 in an ongoing Trial to prove the tautological assertion that....

Women are Just Not Funny.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:04 AM (cdjaX)
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There are some, but it is rarer than in the other direction. I think Maria Bamford's peculiar and borderline insane comedy is quite funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:06 AM (hYcqw)

357 >>I heard Pelosi wants to add accessory to murder to Trump's impeachment charges.

Isn't the Speaker of the House responsible for Security?

If so, she would be liable in any injuries caused by a lack of proper Security - Wouldn't she?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:06 AM (cdjaX)

358 Let Pelosi do it. It will come back and bite her bony ass.

Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 09:06 AM (S1hrL)

359 If so, she would be liable in any injuries caused by a lack of proper Security - Wouldn't she?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:06 AM (cdjaX)
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Nah. They just couldn't control the violent horde that Trump recklessly whipped into a murderous fervor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:07 AM (hYcqw)

360 >>So what's your excuse?

They are funny to laugh AT...have you seen one run?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:07 AM (cdjaX)

361 ...or try to throw a ball?

Hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:07 AM (cdjaX)

362 Nothing ever bites Pelosi in the ass. Not Schumer or McConnell. None of them ever pay a price. Hell, Swallowell banged a Chinese spy and he's still being appointed to committees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:08 AM (f/z+J)

363 Has Joe said much of anything since the election about middle-class jobs, rebuilding infrastructure (remember 'Build-back Better'?), US manufacturing jobs or that whole sector of our economy, farmers and farms, or anything of the sort?

Maybe so, but I don't recall seeing many headlines about them in my RSS feeds.

What these ideological dip-shits don't seem to even realize is that good jobs, good roads, and improvements and increases in all of the plain-old everyday stuff, benefits transsexuals, LBGTQ+, blacks, Hispanics, women, and children, not just hated white men.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2021 09:08 AM (AMIL/)

364 Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:07 AM (cdjaX)

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*smiles*

Bless your heart.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 09:09 AM (XBQSC)

365 What would actually have to happen to stop an EBT check?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel

The Federal Reserve electronic clearinghouse could refuse the clear requests that don't match an appropriated account. The local banks would probably issue funds for a cycle or two until it was clear that it wasn't going to resolved. The bank would likely eat those losses, don't think FDIC would cover it.

The kill switch would be the appropriation bill or whoever in Treasury/Agriculture manages those accounts. A single technical glitch wouldn't stop anything - there are technical and programmatic redundancies.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Xih1H)

366 Women can be funny, they just can't hilarious or cutting.

I've laughed at female comedian jokes but I'm pretty sure I've never busted a gut or pondered a trenchant satirical witticism from one either.

There are a couple of really hot comics though.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 09:09 AM (xi5pK)

367 Last funny woman I can remember was Carol Burnett.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:10 AM (f/z+J)

368 >>Bless your heart.

Suck some dicks.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:10 AM (cdjaX)

369 347
288 "When PDT pardoned Bannon, he didn't pardon Brian Kolfage, the triple amputee, who started the Build the Wall program and got in trouble for taking a salary. "

It was a simple misunderstanding between me and my staff. I like smart businessmen, and I thought they said he lost an arm and a leg in this Build the Wall business deal. Can't reward failure like that!

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Donald Trump innocent misunderstanding at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (SuBvT)

370 Suck some dicks.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:10 AM (cdjaX)

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I'll leave that to you, sweetie.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (XBQSC)

371 On seeing "BLM demonstrations" in her mid-sized Upstate New York town my 89 year old mother expressed her concern that if, God forbid, there were another WWII type situation, would the young men of today fight for their country?

While the literal answer probably remains, probably most, her general observation is not far from the point. We win this thing in the schools and at the border (restoring a solid majority of citizenry that understands this country is worth fighting for) or we don't.

Posted by: Zek at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (w/5KC)

372 Paul Ryan and his ilk absolutely put the party over everything - their vision of what the party is supposed to be. They put it over their voters, over their constituents, over their country. There is nothing that they did not subordinate to their vision of what the GOP is and should always be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 08:59 AM (hYcqw)

I wouldn't mind if the GOP became the Party of No that they were always accused of being. They just actually never said 'no' to anything.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (1SKrY)

373 367 Hilz and Kamala learned the cackle from Phylis Diller.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (I58tH)

374 372 I wouldn't mind if the GOP became the Party of No that they were always accused of being. They just actually never said 'no' to anything.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (1SKrY)

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They said no to wall funding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (LvTSG)

375 Last funny woman I can remember was Carol Burnett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (7l4Sy)

376 @371
And to double post: No accident that Day One Executive Orders disbanded the 1776 project and stopped border construction.

Posted by: Zek at January 22, 2021 09:12 AM (w/5KC)

377 375 Last funny woman I can remember was Carol Burnett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (7l4Sy

Agreed on Ball but I never thought rossana Dana thing was funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:12 AM (f/z+J)

378 I find it funny that people so often reveal things about themselves when they are searching for a 'big' thing to say.
Posted by: MJ IV at January 22, 2021 08:41 AM (gAMkn)
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It's daddy issues all the way down

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at January 22, 2021 09:12 AM (u22BW)

379 366 Women can be funny, they just can't hilarious or cutting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 09:09 AM

You don't remember me saying Michelle was trans? I guess that doesn't count as cutting, because I wasn't joking.

Posted by: Joan Rivers at January 22, 2021 09:12 AM (SuBvT)

380 Gilda Radner was never funny.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (cdjaX)

381 Got my shot (vaccine) yesterday in a drive by..Stick your arm out the window of the car and drive to a spot and wait 15 min and take off. (assuming your still alive)

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (z3xTw)

382 What these ideological dip-shits don't seem to even realize is that good jobs, good roads, and improvements and increases in all of the plain-old everyday stuff, benefits transsexuals, LBGTQ+, blacks, Hispanics, women, and children, not just hated white men.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2021 09:08 AM (AMIL/)
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That's why it must be fought tooth and nail and prevented. Policies need to benefit everyone *except* white men. If they benefit at all, the policy is a failure.

This attitude was writ large in the interesting response to Sesame Street. Sesame Street was started to improve literacy among the poor, particularly among poor minorities. Controlled studies of the show's viewers vs. non-viewers showed that, after a couple of years, viewers had better literacy and numeracy. It was an unqualified success.

And that was the problem. They found that middle-class and rich kids *also* improved in literacy. Inside PBS, Sesame Street was considered a failure. Although it did indeed help improve literacy among poor minorities, the non-poor and whites also improved. That wasn't in the plan, and as a result it was a faiure. And this attitude was exposed >30 years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (hYcqw)

383 381 Got my shot (vaccine) yesterday in a drive by..Stick your arm out the window of the car and drive to a spot and wait 15 min and take off. (assuming your still alive)
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (z3xTw

Let us know if you grow a fourth ear.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:14 AM (f/z+J)

384 @374

The also said No to Trumps first budget proposal that would have balanced the budget, cut PBS, cut NPR and excise a crap ton of the walking around money the Democrats typically stuff into every CR.

Lyndsey Graham said it was, Dead on Arrival.

Or alternatively..

What happened to regular order Paul Ryan?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 09:14 AM (xi5pK)

385 After you get your vaccine shot, you give thanks to Uncle Joe..

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:15 AM (z3xTw)

386 Got my shot (vaccine) yesterday in a drive by..Stick your arm out the window of the car and drive to a spot and wait 15 min and take off. (assuming your still alive)
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (z3xTw)

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Should have drive thrus where you speed through an obstacle course with snipers taking aim.

Posted by: SMH at January 22, 2021 09:15 AM (XBQSC)

387 385 After you get your vaccine shot, you give thanks to Uncle Joe..
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:15 AM (z3xTw

Please tell me there was a big banner at the vaccination place stating 'courtesy of Joe Biden'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:16 AM (f/z+J)

388 Fauci said he passed out for 24 hours after his second dose. Now that's a selling point.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 09:16 AM (I58tH)

389 Sefton's Morning Report, Jan 23, 2017
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=368028

"one item of note is a dark horse candidate for Trump's first SCOTUS pick, Neil Gorsuch"

Those more innocent days. Only eleven headline links. Sefton his own self got first comment. Cheater!
__________

Too bad the comment archives have been wiped, it would have been interesting to post some comments from that era on the state of the GOP.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You mean AoS comments? You have to re-write the archive URLs to acecomments format as above to get the comments.

Posted by: mindful webworker
this link is forbidden
at January 22, 2021 09:17 AM (rTqAd)

390 385 After you get your vaccine shot, you give thanks to Uncle Joe..
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:15 AM (z3xTw)

And crossed yourself with the T.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 09:18 AM (5QBw6)

391 Good morning and thanks, JJ

Punch in and take a break

Posted by: CarpetheadLaRo at January 22, 2021 09:18 AM (+ITg4)

392 Thanks, Mr. J.J.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2021 09:18 AM (Dt9WM)

393 Fauci is a screwball. A demented partisan screwball. There, I said it.

Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (88xKn)

394 Actually my vaccine shot was done in the local hospital parking lot, so don't have far to go to get through the ER doors.

Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (z3xTw)

395 393 Fauci is a screwball. A demented partisan screwball. There, I said it.
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (88xKn)

We would have also accepted Fuckin Nutz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (5QBw6)

396 375 Last funny woman I can remember was Carol Burnett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2021 09:11 AM (7l4Sy)
_______
She's earlier, but Gracie Allen was the funniest of all.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (7X3UV)

397 Epoch Times:

Florida Rep. Proposes Renaming Major Florida Highway 'President Donald J. Trump Highway'

https://tinyurl.com/y656fu6w

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (cF8AT)

398 Have you accepted You Know The Thing as your lord and savior?

Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (1wFmO)

399 Vitameatavegamin!

Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (gmo/4)

400 398 Have you accepted You Know The Thing as your lord and savior?
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (1wFmO)

=========

Prometheus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (LvTSG)

401 Kristi Noem makes me feel funny in my pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (f/z+J)

402 BIL got his shot 2 weeks ago, he works at the VA. Sister got hers monday, she is a social worker at a private company. 84 year old mom is still on some waiting list. Me, I'm not taking it until tied down.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (+4EvF)

403 Sorry I'm late. Was just thinking that if Congress can set rules dictating who a State may send in its delegation, then the entire concept of Representation is meaningless.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (C+We0)

404 Twitter has suspended several Antifa accounts.
Guess they're realizing that ANTIFA will make the Democrats look bad going forward.
They served their purpose fighting against Trump before the election, now they don't need them anymore.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (NpAcC)

405 She's earlier, but Gracie Allen was the funniest of all.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2021 09:19 AM (7X3UV

Say goodnight, Eeyore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (f/z+J)

406 Twitter has suspended several Antifa accounts.
Guess they're realizing that ANTIFA will make the Democrats look bad going forward.
They served their purpose fighting against Trump before the election, now they don't need them anymore.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Antifa will continue thrive where it continues to be useful. The moment it stops being useful, it will be purged. If it gets too uppity, it will be purged anyway. It's the socialist way, and the tune is the same everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:23 AM (hYcqw)

407 347 redridinghood

Kolfage made a major error when he kept claiming he wouldn't take a salary and then took out some big payments from the fund. It was my understanding that Bannon was only reimbursed expenses. The whole thing was typical SDNY vindictive political harassment. Reading how the NY Postal Inspectors went to FL in a large group to arrest a triple-amputee was extra infuriating, especially considering the total amount used for expenses and salary were less than 5% of the funding received.

Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2021 09:23 AM (R0z7P)

408 399 Vitameatavegamin!
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2021 09:20 AM (gmo/4)

Trunimalapramanzure!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:24 AM (s2VJv)

409 With all that's gone on, I'm just thrilled that Josef Stolin has made it into The Morning Report.

That is all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 22, 2021 09:24 AM (KbCG3)

410 403 Sorry I'm late. Was just thinking that if Congress can set rules dictating who a State may send in its delegation, then the entire concept of Representation is meaningless.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2021 09:22 AM (C+We0)

Well, they just got done telling Americans they couldn't elect Donald Trump, so what's a CongressCritter or three?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:24 AM (f/z+J)

411 Newsmax chyron:

Trump Impeachment: GOP seeks delay til February.

Well, that's damn nice of them....

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 09:24 AM (cF8AT)

412 380 Gilda Radner was never funny.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:13 AM (cdjaX)

She tasted funny.

Too soon?

Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at January 22, 2021 09:24 AM (A/eX6)

413 Texas NG coming home, announced yesterday at 10PM
https://bit.ly/3sIQzaZ

Posted by: DinkumThinkum at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (30XF4)

414 Think about it....we have a Tard in Chief who couldn't complete the first 3 levels of Candy Crush.

Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (79p/O)

415 The Fraud Skipped guns because Democrats already have the bills lined up in the House.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (VpIIl)

416 Fauci said he passed out for 24 hours after his second dose. Now that's a selling point.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 09:16 AM (I58tH)

PA friend says to pre-medicate with ibuprofen in advance and after second dose. I can be rough.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (+RZls)

417 >>Trump Impeachment: GOP seeks delay til February.

Well, that's damn nice of them....

They wat to help Biden get ALL of his 100 Day 5 year Planning passed.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (cdjaX)

418 362 Nothing ever bites Pelosi in the ass. Not Schumer or McConnell. None of them ever pay a price. Hell, Swallowell banged a Chinese spy and he's still being appointed to committees.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:08 AM (f/z+J)

why is that do you think? What is her allure with people? why are the republicans so terrified of her? She's a bitter, demented old crone who likes to wear designer clothes and wave her hands around erratically. but to your point nothing happens to her- no one checks her ramblings, questions her intelligence or mental faculties. i don't get it.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who has what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:26 AM (+qQiD)

419 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

420 Antifa will continue thrive where it continues to be
useful. The moment it stops being useful, it will be purged. If it gets
too uppity, it will be purged anyway. It's the socialist way, and the
tune is the same everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:23 AM (hYcqw)

Yup...just another group of useful idiots.

Posted by: Timon at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (q4X5T)

421 >>Trump Impeachment: GOP seeks delay til February.

of what year?

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (A/eX6)

422 Sitting Congressman calls 74 million Americans "a cancer that must be removed."

#WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

423 Clinton gave us NAFTA which destroyed America.

Bush gave us Patriot Act which destroyed freedom.

Obama gave us Socialism and Government healthcare which destroyed America.

Trump gave us America First

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (f/z+J)

424 Bernadette Peters had a great sense of comedic timing, and was quite the funny over-acting ham.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (ukNFU)

425 418 why is that do you think? What is her allure with
people? why are the republicans so terrified of her? She's a bitter,
demented old crone who likes to wear designer clothes and wave her hands
around erratically. but to your point nothing happens to her- no one
checks her ramblings, questions her intelligence or mental faculties. i
don't get it.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who has what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:26 AM (+qQiD)
Fear of losing out on cocktail party invitations? Only thing the Rethugicans are afraid of is winning.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (N39Ws)

426 On the impeachment, I kind of hope that Schumer tells McConnell to pound sand and send it to trial next week. It's all a farce anyway. Delaying until February makes no difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (hYcqw)

427 421 >>Trump Impeachment: GOP seeks delay til February.

of what year?
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (A/eX6)

If the GOP does not use every vulgarity in the book to condemn this as well as those who brought it, it's yet more proof that they are merely a wing of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (s2VJv)

428 423 Clinton gave us NAFTA which destroyed America.

Bush gave us Patriot Act which destroyed freedom.

Obama gave us Socialism and Government healthcare which destroyed America.

Trump gave us America First

One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (f/z+J)

You left out Carter, and giving us Iran.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (A/eX6)

429
They wat to help Biden get ALL of his 100 Day 5 year Planning passed.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:25 AM (cdjaX)

Speakijg of which, i haven't seen abudget passed since the end of Slick Willie's turn at the glory hole. The Donks own it all now, lets see if they can pass one, even if it's only for grifting and stealing from me.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (VcFUs)

430 i don't get it.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:26 AM (+qQiD)

It's understandable if you remove the assumption that there is any opposing force of good in Washington.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (f/z+J)

431 McConnell and McCarthy need to be gone. They are both dogshit and the GOP won't survive with those two sellout quislings.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (VpIIl)

432 The game is fizbin, pally!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (dfRN6)

433 424 Bernadette Peters had a great sense of comedic timing, and was quite the funny over-acting ham.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (ukNFU)

And extremely bag-able in her heyday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (s2VJv)

434 Speakijg of which, i haven't seen abudget passed since the end of Slick Willie's turn at the glory hole. The Donks own it all now, lets see if they can pass one, even if it's only for grifting and stealing from me.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (VcFUs)
++++
Why? The CR sham is *much* more useful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (hYcqw)

435 "White House has yet to make good on Biden campaign pledge for gun restrictions."

(Apologies if someone said this earlier) - I think they will bide their time on major gun and ammo restrictions until a mass shooting occurs. That's sadly inevitable, and they will have a fresh fear-spike to employ.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (AMIL/)

436 the antifa thing is very interesting.
will the libs turn on them and unleash the hounds? what a message that would send.
i, of course, would love to see nothing more, but it will be interesting to see what event or time they have outlived their usefulness and LEOs crush them.

Again, another major mistake by Trump. I wish he would have taken the fight to them and called what they were doing an insurrection and attack on our "democracy."
oh well.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who has what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (+qQiD)

437 427 If the GOP does not use every vulgarity in the book to condemn this as well as those who brought it, it's yet more proof that they are merely a wing of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (s2VJv)

========

I remember when the idea of Trump persecuting Hillary after he won was banana republic territory. We couldn't have the winning president persecuting the losing candidate. It would create just the worst precedent. In fact, it could happen to Trump after he leaves office if he does it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

438 If no Republicans push back on the commie fucks that Biden is attempting to install, the party must be destroyed and we need a new one.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

439
Bernadette Peters had a great sense of comedic timing, and was quite the funny over-acting ham.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM

Madaline Kahn, as well

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 22, 2021 09:30 AM (DUIap)

440 428
You left out Carter, and giving us Iran.
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (A/eX6)

And Zimbabwe, and lost the Panama Canal, and malaise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:30 AM (s2VJv)

441 We aren't going anywhere, assholes. This is just the beginning of taking our country back. I'm in for the long haul.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:30 AM (VpIIl)

442 Art nood

Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (cF8AT)

443 The conservative pundits on Twitter are trying to tell me the Gov. DeSantis and Gov. Abbott are heroes for recalling their NG units back home. But why did they let them go to DC and participate in this political theater in the first place?

Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (qH6FZ)

444
And extremely bag-able in her heyday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (s2VJv)

Agreed.

https://picsholder.com/bernadette-peters/ rare-hot-photos-bernadette-peters/

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

445 Bernadette Peters had a great sense of comedic timing, and was quite the funny over-acting ham.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM (ukNFU)

And extremely bag-able in her heyday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:29 AM (s2VJv)

And she knows how to use a special purpose!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

446 If no Republicans push back on the commie fucks that Biden is attempting to install, the party must be destroyed and we need a new one.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
The only time I can remember this happening was with Obamacare, where not a single Republican flipped and voted with the Dems - and that was a near thing and it took a lot of threats and bribes to accomplish it.

I'll bet that a third or so of Republicans vote to seat the cabal's appointees. They should vote lock-step in opposition (the Left controls the senate after all) and make the Dems own the appointments. But they won't. Because they're pussies who are also on the same team.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (hYcqw)

447 There are already five bills in the House that are anti Second Amendment or linked to them including enforcement. There isn't anything they can do via EO. They are going to try and tax your Constitutional right out of existence.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (VpIIl)

448 It really is amazing if you look at each President's major accomplishment.

They are all anti-American and pro globalism. Except Trump and Reagan.

Assuming FICUS will give us Tuck and Run, some major assault on free speech and an attempt to take the guns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (f/z+J)

449 War.

Posted by: creeper at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (XxJt1)

450 The only thing Republicans in Congress push back against are their own voters. Fuck them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (VpIIl)

451 wow. just seeing kameltoe as the first female VP. Of all the qualified and decent women in America, she gets in.

the range of emotions are all over. but mostly supreme disappointment in my fellow Americans who enthusiastically cast a vote for her. Truly they are sheep.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (+qQiD)

452 You have to love the fucking media. Any death with any, even miniscule, relation to Covid is classified as a covid death and added to the (inflated) count. BUT, if you receive the "vaccine" and develop thrombocytopenia and die in a few weeks, "the cause of death is unclear" It's kind of like when a terrorist yells allah snackbar and kills a bunch of people before he is killed "we may never know the motive" Yeah right...

A Florida doctor has died several weeks after
receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, although it's not yet clear whether his
death Monday was related to the shot he received on Dec. 18.Dr.
Gregory Michael, 56, an OB-GYN at Mount Sinai Medical Center in Miami
Beach, died after suffering a hemorrhagic stroke apparently resulting
from a lack of platelets.

Posted by: Timon at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (q4X5T)

453 421 >>Trump Impeachment: GOP seeks delay til February.

of what year?
Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2021 09:27 AM (A/eX6)
----------

First, Roberts should decline to be judge of Trial. If not, GOP should make a summary motion to dismiss to Roberts on a basis the trial is unconstitutional. Roberts either can agree and dismiss or he could say it's not his role and has to go to full SCOTUS hearing which could go on for months.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (G0vdT)

454 Oh, this was directed at me?

I dunno. Probably something around how they're funded. That spigot would need to stop. I imagine it would need to be the connection to the treasury, but we're well past physical paper money. That spigot is digital now, and it has little connection to the real world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 08:56 AM (LvTSG)

Yes, that was directed towards you. Because I respect you and figure you are the one to go to for this.

Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2021 09:09 AM (Xih1H)

Thanks. But I was imaging a hypothetical Civil War breaks out scenario. President, Vice, all House Members, all Senate members all gone. When do all the payment transfers get stopped. Especially since they are all electronic.

I guess the Freedom side will just have to disconnect from everything government.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 22, 2021 09:35 AM (v2c9/)

455 The only thing Republicans in Congress push back against are their own voters. Fuck them.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (VpIIl)

*turns head*

When they've list Marcus T ...

Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 09:36 AM (u2I6p)

456 Lynching Pence would do a lot to hurry this thing along.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (Y274z)

457 Part of me wants the GOP to push for impeachment. Mark Levin stated last night that if they do, they are finished as a party.
So let's get this going. Trump won't be convicted and if he is, what are they going to do? There is no Constitutional precedent for this stupidity so it should just be kabuki theater. He's out of office. And if witnesses can show up to congress and tell them to fuck off as they did during the Bengazi and other feeble investigation attempts the GOP has made to rein in Obama and his lackeys, then Trump can tell them to fuck off and plead the 5th all day long. And then the GOP can finally have the stake shoved through its rotting heart.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (+qQiD)

458 So let's get this going. Trump won't be convicted and if he is, what are they going to do? There is no Constitutional precedent for this stupidity so it should just be kabuki theater. He's out of office. And if witnesses can show up to congress and tell them to fuck off as they did during the Bengazi and other feeble investigation attempts the GOP has made to rein in Obama and his lackeys, then Trump can tell them to fuck off and plead the 5th all day long. And then the GOP can finally have the stake shoved through its rotting heart.
++++
Sure, and this would be a good outcome. But once they convict him in the Senate (they will), they'll hand their "evidence" over to the DoJ and go prosecute him as a private citizen. Convicting him at impeachment will smooth the road for that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (hYcqw)

459 Nood Art

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (f/z+J)

460 as long as the GOP continues to exist nothing will change

Posted by: Shoey77 at January 22, 2021 09:40 AM (hmNVd)

461 Sure, and this would be a good outcome. But once they convict him in the Senate (they will), they'll hand their "evidence" over to the DoJ and go prosecute him as a private citizen. Convicting him at impeachment will smooth the road for that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (hYcqw)

Levin addressed that last night. he said if that happens, the game is over and the constitution and all judicial and law precedent is finished. (and some would argue we are already there).
so...the dems are very much playing with fire here. It is a gamble- not even a calculated risk- because that will unleash consequences they haven't planned for.
Or we all go along with it until they cancel elections and proclaim whichever dem the benevolent dictator because John Roberts thinks that is a tax and the American people voted for it.
I dunno.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (+qQiD)

462 I must have told the right people to fuck right off because my begging emails have fallen to zero over the last week.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2021 09:43 AM (yQpMk)

463 You know who else could give a real mean "Unity"-speech?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2021 10:11 AM (m6qV1)

464 Want to be depressed all over again?

Pennsylvania (hi guys!!!) and Wisconsin both have Republican senators up for re-election. Both states have the whole cheat thing worked out

Also up: Arizona, Georgia, and Nevada. Dems all

MurCowski is also up, that beeitch.

Morons in those states have a lot to do. Not a lot of time or opportunity to do it.

Posted by: Loki - 2022 Senate elections are all in stolen states at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (KqiMr)

465 New metric for us to keep track of:
Promises Made, Promises Broken
Promise: Covid relief on Day!Broken: Maybe March, April
Promise: $2000Broken: Well, actually $1400 bc we already gave you 600, proles
Promise: Covid business reliefBroken: Non-white people and women will have priority

Posted by: PJ at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (qlTN9)

466 VanityFair: A Giddy Anthony Fauci Says It's "Liberating" Not to Work for an Ignorant Moron Who Lies About Everything All the Time

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (3aI0K)

467 The Worse, The Better.

But for us, What Is To Be Done?

Posted by: DSmith2 at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (luOMi)

468 467 The Worse, The Better.

But for us, What Is To Be Done?
_________________________________________

Everybody knows what needs to be done. They're just waiting for somebody ELSE to do it.

Besides, what's losing a Country compared to the possibility of losing a soft lifestyle?? And worse than that....... Somebody might actually get hurt!!!!!

I did my part half a Century ago. This new generation? Worthless

Posted by: Uncle Rick at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (48/MM)

469 >>424 Bernadette Peters had a great sense of comedic timing, and was quite the funny over-acting ham.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:28 AM

You gave me a fright there with the past tense ...had to check if she just died. Whew, she didn't.

She still has her comedic chops and works regularly. Great lady who still looks great.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (G/mW5)

470 Good Friday in Joe blows death to American scam

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 22, 2021 11:47 AM (FJrl0)

471 JJ, do you mean "inshalla," or "deo volente"? The Biblical G-d loves His enemies. Islam's god murders his enemies. Different gods make different followers. You invoke "allah" when you write "inshalla." The equivalent term, invoking the Biblical G-d, is "Deo volente," used for centuries, often abbreviated D.V.

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