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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Marc Chagall
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Vitebsk, my boy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
They didn't call her "Kamala Creampie" in college for nothing, you know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:33 AM (ukNFU)
Don't do that....'cause I'll go look.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 09:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:35 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2021 09:35 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:35 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Yea...a future mass murderer kindergartener.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 22, 2021 09:35 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (6mvRv)
Chagall is arguably the most famous Belarusian on the planet. His paintings are amazing.
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (8/fSF)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (yTRuK)
Thanks!
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We don't know, but neither does Ace's NSA snooper, and that's the fun
Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (jhsbi)
In the 100 days since its passage, the economic stimulus has "saved or created nearly 150,000 jobs."
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2021 09:39 AM (PpU3N)
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Given the subject, the palette makes sense and is effective. Matches my feelings when having been consigned to eat eggplant in the past.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2021 09:40 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 09:40 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2021 09:40 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 22, 2021 09:38 AM (W+kMI)
I know but I won't tell even if they use bamboo shoots
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:40 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (f/z+J)
Maybe....maybe not.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (8/fSF)
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**Johnny Carson voice**
I did not know that. I always vaguely assumed he was French.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (f/z+J)
With a bloated gut.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mpfs, 4 Shelves, MAGA Beret! at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (79p/O)
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Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:43 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:43 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:43 AM (+qQiD)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (UFgOG)
My parents had a print of it also. "Circus Girl" really is a lovely piece of art...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (u2I6p)
Gazoo
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:43 AM (cdjaX)
Cartoons don't normally jump the shark, however, in THIS case......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (f/z+J)
With a bloated gut.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
*********
Yes it is.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM (8/fSF)
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**Johnny Carson voice**
I did not know that. I always vaguely assumed he was French.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (dfRN6)
Next thing you'll tell me is that Chopin isn't French.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (1SKrY)
Catain Caveman says, hold my beer.
But yeah - I left the Great out for a reason.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:41 AM (f/z+J)
I think it is the angel Satan
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Thanks!
Ace made a post. Fat fingered a 4 and left it like a hanging chad. The horde was off and running like it was code to rise up and throw off our machine overlords.
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Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (d20MQ)
Next thing you'll tell me is that Chopin isn't French.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (1SKrY)
Um......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: Old Man Chagall at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Also Hunter at January 22, 2021 09:46 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (yTRuK)
I saw Warhol's soup can in Kansas City. The actual painting is about the size of a sheet of paper. I thought, this thing cause a stir and he was made a genius? Come on, man!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (+qQiD)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (1SKrY)
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Pssst...Chopin isn't French.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (d/5/n)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 22, 2021 09:49 AM (F/Rk0)
Of course it is.
"An now you chopin the Belzhan awndive..."
-- Jacques Pepin (not really a quote but could be)
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 09:49 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Caucasian. Sounds like a shoe style.
"I'll take the Caucasians in a 9D."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 09:49 AM (6mvRv)
Oh and green. Green meant something to him. Don't know what but he uses it a lot.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks
Absinthe probably.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (d20MQ)
so I'm watching newsmax and noticed that the loon Psaki giving her press brief had a sign language lady doing her thing in the corner.
Is that where we are now? Are there that many deaf people? Do they not realize close captions are a real thing now?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (+qQiD)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (+qQiD)
Warhol could do amazingly pretty and meaningful paintings when he wanted to, but he went where the money was and created an avant garde persona to make it big. I can't fault him for it.
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (8/fSF)
Pop Art is not Fine Art...
but, yeah. He was primarily a sipper of penis and secondarily a production artist.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (cdjaX)
Either /or
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (ab0zp)
Lively and stark... dare I say, even ethereal.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (+qQiD)
"Coulda' been you, if you were smart enough.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (d20MQ)
*touches tip of nose and nods
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: troyriser at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (8/fSF)
Warhol made a distinction between 'Business Art' and 'Art Art'. He said that most artists knew a lot about the second, and not much about the first.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (1SKrY)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
I'd be in despair, if like Job I woke up and I was green.
The sun is shining and I'm going to have fun this
morning.
Fvck the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2021 09:42 AM (dfRN6)
He moved to Paris before WWI. But I think he went back and forth too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
I saw Warhol's soup can in Kansas City. The actual painting is about the size of a sheet of paper. I thought, this thing cause a stir and he was made a genius? Come on, man!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:47 AM (+qQiD) "
Anything that contributed, however slightly, to bringing down the edifice of Western Civ got its moment of fame and praise.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (PpU3N)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
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Blame Clement Greenburg.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (d/5/n)
The sun is shining and I'm going to have fun this
morning.
Fvck the left.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (TdMsT)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
so I'm watching newsmax and noticed that the loon Psaki giving her press brief had a sign language lady doing her thing in the corner.
Is that where we are now? Are there that many deaf people? Do they not realize close captions are a real thing now?
Posted by: Jack Burton
Inhale, and...
Anti-troll fix has also killed the Mandela Sign Language guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (d20MQ)
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Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (yTRuK)
Blame Clement Greenburg.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (d/5/n)
Mine is not to point blame. Mine is to just declare it shit and laugh at it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 09:54 AM (d/5/n)
Hope everyone has a great weekend. Ignore the news and do something fun.
Posted by: JTB at January 22, 2021 09:54 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (cdjaX)
sipper of penis BWAHHAHAH!!! that gave me a chuckle today thanks!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (+qQiD)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (cdjaX)
Fvck off, messenger bag boy. What's wrong, Crocs too tight this morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH96BsL1R3U
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Joe biden at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 09:52 AM (xT2tT)
Yeah just before. The Fiddler is one he did before moving there. I'd say he had already established his style.
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I endorse this. Sex Packets I will actually listen to.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:53 AM (cdjaX)
I put a towel on the floor by the 2 inch gap under the door.
Now they can't hear me anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Also Hunter at January 22, 2021 09:55 AM (dQF3z)
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Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (Izzlo)
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It's not easy...
Posted by: Captain Obvious
What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik at your own riks
at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (S1hrL)
I blame people like you who pretend to like that shit because the bassist is HAF.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (CqHIp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
so I'm watching newsmax and noticed that the loon Psaki giving her press brief had a sign language lady doing her thing in the corner.
Is that where we are now? Are there that many deaf people? Do they not realize close captions are a real thing now?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (+qQiD)
Thank you for asking this--although pre-100! I've had the same question. It's so distracting.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: Jackson Pollack at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (cdjaX)
What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (d20MQ)
Miss Piggy in a jealous rage?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (TdMsT)
What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (d20MQ)
Lena Dunham's front butt.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 09:51 AM (ab0zp)
He was looking for a Job and then he found a Job, and heaven knows he's miserable now.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (oQ94s)
What's green and smells like pork?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 09:56 AM (d20MQ)
Miss Piggy in a jealous rage?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (TdMsT)
Lol. Someone has never heard the Kermit joke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (f/z+J)
***
I'm not dead yet!
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Sad, but really MSL Guy has achieved a status like the jokes in the story of the retired comics. We can assign him the number 4 if that makes things even more confusing.
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (CuQ0U)
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When I was a child, I attended St. Augustine's in Gainesville, Florida, and they had a sign language interpreter most of the time. As a young boy, I spent most of mass starring at the weird hand motions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elsworth Kelly at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (cdjaX)
Maybe that's where the Demfucks and GOPe got the Capitol Hill idea it just struck me?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:58 AM (cdjaX) "
Never thought of that, but I rate it as Probably True !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (PpU3N)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
I actually laughed out loud.
Posted by: johnd01 at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (ukNFU)
And......boom goes the dynamite.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
More regressive taxation than either beer or cigs!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (5QBw6)
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"FUCK THE POOR!"
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (z3xTw)
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 09:59 AM (qc+VF)
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"....but this one's eating my popcorn!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 10:01 AM (d/5/n)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 09:57 AM (cdjaX)
I figured that Ace was just fooling around...but chacon a son gout.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:01 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:01 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 22, 2021 10:01 AM (OUMaO)
It's the musical version of Catcher In The Rye: critics worship it and nobody understands why.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)
More regressive taxation than either beer or cigs!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (5QBw6
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Nice! Keep driving those gas prices up! And you won't hear a motherfucking peep out of motherfucking leftist bastards.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (vg8iE)
I got a hug from Ben Had over the weekend. She declared she can't hug like you, but it's the best she can do.
I told her it was just fine and I was happy to receive it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
What is worse? Kachina Dolls or Keith Herring Art?
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (cdjaX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2021 09:48 AM
No way kids are gonna be lured in by that nightmare!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (vM09I)
Franz Marc and August Macke are a couple of artists.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (2DOZq)
Well that really wasn't a phony coup attempt, it was real but as usual we sided with the wrong people.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (qH6FZ)
Will the gas tax be used to fund road improvements?
Will the gas tax be used to shore up social security?
If you answered ''lulz' to all of these questions, please collect your prize. If you answered 'fund tranny acceptance programs' for the bonus question, you get a second prize!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (f/z+J)
More regressive taxation than either beer or cigs!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (5QBw6)
most qualified DOT Secretary and sipper of penis evahh!
That coupled with Jay Inslee's forked tongue speech about how we need more gas taxes in WA state should ratchet us up to about $4 a gallon or more.
And it'll save the Earf you know. somehow.
fun fact! did you know that CA is able to claim they use green energy because they buy their nuclear power from Energy NW (in WA State at the Hanford nuke site) and hydro electric power on the Snake, Columbia and Spokane Rivers? And...that Jay Inslee's fans want to knock down those dams because of the salmon being killed (no mention of the sea lions who eat a major percentage of the salmon every year and are federally protected)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (+qQiD)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)
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Phonies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Is that where we are now? Are there that many deaf people? Do they not realize close captions are a real thing now?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (+qQiD)
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Those sign language folks are a hoot, imo.
Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL)
Harvey Korman must've been in major loan shark debt to take that part.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2021 10:03 AM (KW7bH)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:01 AM (ab0zp)
In related news, Biden to open diplomatic relations with ISIS (stolen from The Babylon Bee)
Posted by: josephistan at January 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (+qQiD)
How about we let grown ups who have gotten their lives in order decide on complex policies like gas taxes?
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (ab0zp)
More regressive taxation than either beer or cigs!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:00 AM (5QBw6)
I'm looking forward to the return of high speed light rail. Bazillions in funding to fatcats, and the elimination of buses for people who need them to get to work.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (oQ94s)
Pete "takes it in the" Buttigieg is a fucking moron.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (2DOZq)
I used his "Blue Horse" a few years ago. Lovely work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (ab0zp)
Furthering the evidence that TERRORISM WORKS.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (NpAcC)
SCOOP: Trump has given permission for the troops to stay at Trump Hotel DC if any of them need, per advisor @OANN
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Planet of the Apes Expert at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (2ZjvJ)
Tying this into the subject, Job had his faith to buoy him. I wish I had something similar, and I think quite a few people feel the same way.
Eh, maybe a cigar will cheer me up. I'd better buy up as many as I can this week before Biden taxes the hell out of them too.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (C+We0)
Every time my husband blows a fart in my face...it's quite Taxing!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (cdjaX)
I got a hug from Ben Had over the weekend. She declared she can't hug like you, but it's the best she can do.
I told her it was just fine and I was happy to receive it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
There just are no words for my jealousy!
I love that lady!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: FrodoB-
My Eyes! at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (dQF3z)
I used his "Blue Horse" a few years ago. Lovely work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (xT2tT)
I prefer Mukai's "Blue Eyes."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Oregon plans to give minorities preference over whites in access to the coronavirus vaccine, which is unconstitutional.
Olson Johnson: All right, we'll give some land to the n****s and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (5QBw6)
Is that where we are now? Are there that many deaf people? Do they not realize close captions are a real thing now?
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says what the hell at January 22, 2021 09:50 AM (+qQiD)
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Those sign language folks are a hoot, imo.
Posted by: Ziba at January 22, 2021 10:03 AM (S1hrL)
I guess I could try to see it that way.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (NpAcC)
Sounds like an impeachable offense!!!
Posted by: Mitch and Nancy at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (ONvIw)
There just are no words for my jealousy!
I love that lady!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (TdMsT)
We'll be back down there in late February.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 22, 2021 10:06 AM (cdjaX)
love winds
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2021 10:05 AM (NpAcC)
Sounds like an impeachable offense!!!
Posted by: Mitch and Nancy at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (ONvIw)
Not if I can help it.
- Mayor DeBlowsio.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
191 Off to have fun.
Don't say anything important until I get back, please.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2021 10:07 AM (TdMsT)
Ok guys. She's gone. Now about that thing...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (f/z+J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:04 AM (ab0zp)
Hoping someone will be eager to pick up that sponsorship.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: FrodoB-
My Eyes! at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (dQF3z)
Harvey Korman must've been in major loan shark debt to take that part.
I did not know, or at least did not remember, that Korman was the voice of Gazoo. Why shouldn't he have taken the job? He probably worked all of ten minutes a week reading his lines into a tape recorder and mailing it in.
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 10:09 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Piero Manzoni at January 22, 2021 10:09 AM (KW7bH)
1 is that Jobs wife in the back?
2 what is the big red 27 for in the sidebar?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 22, 2021 10:09 AM (XeEyo)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:09 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 22, 2021 10:09 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (nakwk)
https://youtu.be/NqM5RpX3I48
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck
Hoping someone will be eager to pick up that sponsorship.
Posted by: m
Should be Old Roy or Pedigree.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:10 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: FrodoB-My Eyes! at January 22, 2021 10:08 AM (dQF3z)
They're really a hoot when they're trying to sign Biden....
https://youtu.be/yCbd5WKFCJ4
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 10:11 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg
love winds
Posted by: rhennigantx
It's no longer a dutch oven. It's now a Covid test.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:11 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2021 10:11 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:12 AM (CuQ0U)
That's why it's called interpretation instead of translation. A big part of the job is trying to convey the speaker's tone and mood.
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 10:12 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:12 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (KW7bH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:12 AM (I58tH)
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Exxon caved because it wanted to cave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Also worth noting it doesnt end oil transportation it just forces oil companies to spend more money shipping oil on Warren Buffets rail lines.
See how that works? Its not environmental policy its a kickback to democrat donors and nothing more.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (cF8AT)
Also worth noting it doesnt end oil transportation it just forces oil companies to spend more money shipping oil on Warren Buffets rail lines.
See how that works? Its not environmental policy its a kickback to democrat donors and nothing more.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (5QBw6)
EVERYTHING the left does is money laundering. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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I'm signing up for cowboy poetry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
They'll be even more popular in Alaska now.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (AwYPR)
I'm looking forward to the return of high speed light rail.
__________
Faster transportation of us seditious terrorists to the camps.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (mht8P)
to, but he went where the money was and created an avant garde persona
to make it big. I can't fault him for it.
Posted by: troyriser
Years ago I helped close up a show at a gallery with artist friends. Their comments were all variants of "Thank God those idiots are gone now, break out the wine and weed. lets PARTY. Can you believe how much money those rubes paid for that?"
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (cCxiu)
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I'm signing up for cowboy poetry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Just give 33% of the proceeds back to the DNC and you're golden.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (ZfRYq)
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She's got the vote fraud on an assembly line and they're working extra shifts!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (+4EvF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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Exxon caved because it wanted to cave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Why is a gasoline company sponsoring a dog race?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (d20MQ)
Also worth noting it doesnt end oil transportation it just forces oil companies to spend more money shipping oil on Warren Buffets rail lines.
_______
I pointed this out to liberals the first time we went through this. They just stare blankly and say some variation of "oil bad." Their Truth, you know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (zv+jQ)
https://youtu.be/fG7KwFfvrys
And it just came across the playlist.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Not everyone.
Posted by: High Inquisitor of Fakebook at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Under Siege was pretty good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (jhsbi)
(in the Bible) a prosperous man whose patience and piety were tried by undeserved misfortunes, and who, in spite of his bitter lamentations, remained confident in the goodness and justice of God.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (d20MQ)
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Why does an energy company sponsor anything?
Because of "social responsibility" bullshit.
I'm still waiting for studies that show that increased "social responsibility" increases profits somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (zv+jQ)
It was, "so cute, Marines!"
Posted by: Mitch and Nancy at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (ONvIw)
Self-respect?
In Hollywood, that and a dollar gets you... Nothing. Also, I'm fairly sure Korman wasn't the pretentious artiste type.
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 22, 2021 10:17 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: DJ at January 22, 2021 10:17 AM (O3/K+)
That's why it's called interpretation instead of translation. A big part of the job is trying to convey the speaker's tone and mood.
Posted by: Oddbob
So expect to see them wander off and walk into a wall while signing for Josef Stolin?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:17 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
And I don't have the Great Gazoo hovering behind my back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (zv+jQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD8AHXVht54
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (ab0zp)
Laid pipe to Kelly LeBrock for a bit.
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Almost every one of those movies there, in the 80s, were cookie cutter same, trashy as F, but hella fun to watch.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021
***
I completely understand this. When I was 8, I decided the days of the week should have colors:
Monday: blue; Tuesday: light brown; Wednesday: yellow; Thursday: black; Friday: medium brown; Saturday: dark brown; Sunday: red.
Don't ask me why I had so many browns in there, or how I settled on these colors. I have no idea to this day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (yvr3o)
OrangeMan has now entered the chat!
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (SScvq)
And he's being generous. To the troops. Many points.
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (CuQ0U)
Been thinking that Adapt or Die is my new motto. The war is lost. While the Right has been fighting a 20th century war and focusing on leaders, the Left has been killing us 21st century style by infiltrating, integrating, theizing, and so on.
We slept. They fed. End of story. So I'm waking up and now I'll need to make sure I and my family have the tools needed to survive and prosper in this new world. Out-Karen the Karens, so to speak.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (u2I6p)
And then ate her.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (jhsbi)
We made that movie.
Posted by: Erika Ekeniak's Fabulous TaTas at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Almost every one of those movies there, in the 80s, were cookie cutter same, trashy as F, but hella fun to watch.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (oQ94s)
Always three word titles:Out for JusticeHard to KillUn Der Seige
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2021 10:16 AM (zv+jQ)
https://tinyurl.com/Biden-Salute
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: JTB
Thanks JTB, the same to you; and regards to the Missus !
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (arJlL)
We made that movie.
Posted by: Erika Ekeniak's Fabulous TaTas at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (u2I6p)
Yeah buddy.
Had a HUGE crush on her back in the day.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (DjiZK)
Job in Despair
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (nakwk)
Thanks for remembering us!
Posted by: Tool at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (2DOZq)
Also worth noting it doesnt end oil transportation it just forces oil companies to spend more money shipping oil on Warren Buffets rail lines.
See how that works? Its not environmental policy its a kickback to democrat donors and nothing more.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2021 10:13 AM (5QBw6)
Don Jr. seems to be willing to take on the role his father had for a while there, being a lightning rod by saying stuff the rest of us would say if we had the platform.
It'll be interesting to see where Jr.'s career goes from here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (oQ94s)
FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (xT2tT)
Impossible to argue that.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
It'll be interesting to see where Jr.'s career goes from here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (oQ94s)
Right down the drain, if we have a say!!!!
Posted by: Mitch and Nancy at January 22, 2021 10:23 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2021 10:23 AM (jhsbi)
"Lozenge plant in Prince Edward Island lays off 30 workers, citing 'almost non-existent' cold and cough season."
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:24 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:24 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Impossible to argue that.
Posted by: Sponge
And that's why Trump had to go. He didn't play that shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (CuQ0U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (oQ94s)
I saw some Chinese movie called the Telephone Salesman or something (about how they beat the French to cheat some Africans with cellphone service) and there is a fight scene with Segal and Mike Tyson.
The movie is practically unwatchable, but find the fight scene. WORTH IT.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (u2I6p)
And then ate her.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:20 AM (oQ94s)
My man!
Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (Izzlo)
You don't have to be a "pretentious artiste" to turn down a job as a sideshow geek.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 22, 2021 10:26 AM (KW7bH)
The movie is practically unwatchable, but find the fight scene. WORTH IT.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
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Tyson shows up in Ip Man 3.
I really dislike the Ip Man movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Since Biden is in a suit and not a uniform he need not salute even though he's the CIC, so this isn't exactly a felony.
But it is funny bc he was apparently wearing an earpiece and simply repeated what he was told as he approached them rather than actually saluting. Because he's a water head.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 22, 2021 10:26 AM (6mvRv)
And that's why Trump had to go. He didn't play that shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (d20MQ)
And why 74 million voted for him.
We're tired of that crap being the norm.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:19 AM (oQ94s)
Always three word titles:Out for JusticeHard to KillUn Der Seige
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:21 AM (DjiZK)
And the dude would cast hot chicks who wanted to bang him, would have dozens of hard boiled men around who feared and respected him...
Ultimate vanity projects. The Neil Breen of the 80s.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:26 AM (oQ94s)
It'll be interesting to see where Jr.'s career goes from here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:22 AM (oQ94s)
...
Agreed.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 22, 2021 10:27 AM (2HIdp)
****
While you may have guessed they did it as a payoff for the Exxon Valdez oil spill of 1989,
Exxon has actually been sponsoring the Iditarod since 1978. The Alaska Pipeline finished construction in 1976, that is the most likely why.
Posted by: Nosmo King at January 22, 2021 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:27 AM (U39us)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:28 AM (qH6FZ)
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Why does God need a starship??
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How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:28 AM (x96vj)
The Trump presidency has been a real eye opener, and shown that we have been ruled, and are completely ruled again, by the uni-party DeepState.
Everything is completely controlled. Media, News, politicians, judges, the CIA, FBI, police, and on and on. That, and half the country is still asleep, bought in on all this crap, as if this is normal, and believing that WE are the crazy ones.
My god, it really sucks being awake...we're in the Matrix movie, and there is no where to go, no place to live, where you can be free from the Cabal.
Posted by: Bumkin at January 22, 2021 10:29 AM (IHm/u)
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:27 AM (U39us)
Leader Harry Reid expressed relief that he would no longer be able to smell visitors to the United States Capitol, thanks to the new $621 million Capitol Visitors Center (CVC).
The center, which opened Tuesday, will now be the main public entrance for the Capitol.
"You could literally smell the tourists coming in to the Capitol," Reid (D-Nev.) said in his remarks at the opening ceremonies.
"That's no longer the case," he added, now that tourists can wait in the new, underground visitors' center before embarking on their pre-booked, guided tour of the Capitol.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pierre
And then ate her.
Posted by: BurtTC
Heyyyy-ooooh!
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Saint Dana of the 60
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:27 AM (U39us)
Don't know if he banned them, but yes, he did complain that tourists smelled bad.
I wish that fucker's exercise equipment had killed him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (3aI0K)
Today I had to listen while they had a struggle session - after all the stuff about policy changes etc coming down the pike, they decided to talk about social justice and racism and whatnot.
It was painful. And then the leader asks should we keep doing these?
Dead silence. I mean, you can't say no, can you?
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (ZfRYq)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Does the mask on Federal property requirement include the interstate highways?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (d20MQ)
Into Five Guys before it was a franchise
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (U39us)
The center, which opened Tuesday, will now be the main public entrance for the Capitol.
"You could literally smell the tourists coming in to the Capitol," Reid (D-Nev.) said in his remarks at the opening ceremonies.
"That's no longer the case," he added, now that tourists can wait in the new, underground visitors' center before embarking on their pre-booked, guided tour of the Capitol.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2021 10:31 AM (Ez6QX)
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Why does God need a starship??
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How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:28 AM (x96vj)
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Hiw is it that the gum don't lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 22, 2021 10:31 AM (d/5/n)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Saint Dana of the 60
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Huh?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:31 AM (x96vj)
Exxon has actually been sponsoring the Iditarod since 1978. The Alaska Pipeline finished construction in 1976, that is the most likely why.
Posted by: Nosmo King
Just seems funny that a gasoline company sponsors a race that uses no gasoline. Or lubricants. Or oil.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (d20MQ)
The peasants are revolting!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2021 10:31 AM (Ez6QX)
....and your mother smells of elderberries!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (wzqPr)
Speaking of people I want beaten until their brains ooze out of their ears. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (wzqPr)
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Another one of Evan McMuffin's old campaign debts...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (I58tH)
The movie is practically unwatchable, but find the fight scene. WORTH IT.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Found it! Called China Salesman. Wow, it looks like a treat. Tyson's become one of my favorite people on the planet, and I'm astounded that Seagal seems to have never stopped working. My life won't be complete until I see this.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (C+We0)
Into Five Guys before it was a franchise
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Oh, golf clap!
Very well done!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (d20MQ)
Speaking of people I want beaten until their brains ooze out of their ears. . .
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Isn't he the guy that told us anyone could contract Aids not just homos?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (x96vj)
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Sumbitch took that thou-shalt-not-kill malarkey seriously.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (VVEnO)
I would be satisfied if we never had to hear from, or of, them again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (wTfoB)
Reid never missed an opportunity to tell us all just what he thinks of the people he allegedly serves. All Hail our Elite Leaders whom we are unfit to be in the presence of unless we are properly bathed and oiled!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (HaL55)
Don't know if he banned them, but yes, he did complain that tourists smelled bad.
I wish that fucker's exercise equipment had killed him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:30 AM (2JVJo)
In 2008, the Wash Examiner reported that Congress spent 621 million refurbishing the House, including improved AC, and when Congress reconvened in the winter, Reid crowed that now they wouldn't smell the tourists when they came in.
Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (+X9Vs)
I was in Vegas when I was young and poor and had lost most of my betting money. I finally went to back to my room around 3 or 4 am . I then had a dream clear as can be about red 19 that woke me up about 7 am. I immediately got dressed and went down to the lobby and put down a $10 chip on red 19 . No one was more shocked when red 19 hit. True story. ( if I would have just trusted the dream more I would have laid a bigger bet)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (wzqPr)
I've gotten a McBurger w/no burger in it before.
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021
***
My new boss's research is in this area -- all about "underserved," "minority" communities. The notion in that department, that minorities are more at risk from da 'Rona because they have less access to health care, is insane. If they're sick they can go to an emergency room just like anyone can -- the ER can't turn them away. How are they "underserved"?
I'm gonna have to keep my mouth shut even more around here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2021 10:34 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:31 AM (x96vj)
Dana 60 posi trac.
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Got it. Thanks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Not sure it's a plymouth, but......
https://youtu.be/Huhihzc4ITM
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (r4bSV)
military fashion, showing respect for the troops. Biden* will try, but
will jam his thumb into his eye.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (I58tH)
Guaranteed he'll salute improperly. He'll roll his thumb under his palm instead of keeping aligned on the side of his hand.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (qH6FZ)
Genuinely curious if anyone thinks I'm on the right track here.
Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Javems at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (8SSHh)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:28 AM (qH6FZ)
A .A. Ron. Jeez, there goes another one.
The guy became stridently political, and I'm not going to pretend to know what his life must have been like, what trials he had to go through, but he seemed like a miserable sod, who never figured out how to enjoy his fame and glory.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (yvr3o)
Genuinely curious if anyone thinks I'm on the right track here.
Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (U1eOr)
Owebama.
He had a SCJ murdered. He didn't like something Reid did and sent his henchmen in.
They took care of it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
That's why, two terms and out. Never to be elected to office again.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (d20MQ)
Look up what the people did to Mussolini and his lover at the end of the war.
That and worse.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (xi5pK)
Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:37 AM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 22, 2021 10:37 AM (ERcy3)
Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2021 10:36 AM (+X9Vs)
I seem to be helpful today.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
357 & 45.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
357 & 45.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (d20MQ)
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Cellar door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2021
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I know, I've seen 'em. Middle class is no bargain either.
Posted by: Every Dem Politician at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (yvr3o)
Aaron chose to focus on the few racists that he got letters from and ignore the millions who celebrated his accomplishments. That's the problem with race relations in a nutshell.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (2DOZq)
Bad day for art.
Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (VsUQa)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (oQ94s)
There are 2 fight scenes (that I was able to make it to).
The first one is brief and you'll be like that's it?
The second one is the keeper.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (ZfRYq)
Is the earpiece Biden is wearing today the same model he used in the debates?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2021 10:39 AM (03n3v)
Posted by: Al Bundy at January 22, 2021 10:39 AM (Z7toj)
And Dave Chappelle has the Wuhan! Or at least tested positive.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:39 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:40 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Javems at January 22, 2021 10:40 AM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Backwards
That's why, two terms and out. Never to be elected to office again.
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Wiki says he was a Sen from 1987 to 2017.
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:40 AM (U39us)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:40 AM (x96vj)
I tend to believe it only because he sued the exercise equipment manufacturer.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (2DOZq)
PDT attended military school (as did I) in his youth. The man knows a proper salute.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (HaL55)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y29umn3b
Posted by: Methos at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (kOpft)
That's why, two terms and out. Never to be elected to office again.
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Wiki says he was a Sen from 1987 to 2017.
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 10:40 AM (U39us)
I think it was a call for term limits.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2021 10:39 AM (03n3v)
Finally someone got it!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mickey Spillane at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (uhPTO)
PDT attended military school (as did I) in his youth. The man knows a proper salute.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (HaL55)
And he also respects them, tremendously.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2021 10:42 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 22, 2021
You said it! They stink on ice!
Posted by: King Louis XVI at January 22, 2021 10:42 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (I58tH)
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Sumbitch took that thou-shalt-not-kill malarkey seriously.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:33 AM (VVEnO)
Nailed it! When I saw this I thought "I bet that's the asshole Cupich." Yep, it's the asshole Cupich.
Good, let the Church grapple with this. Let them go to war, between the leftists and the orthodox Catholics. Have another split. It gets real tiresome hearing supposedly devout Catholics twist themselves in knots trying to defend the commies and pedos who have taken over much of the leadership.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (d20MQ)
May cholesterol deliver Schumer a debilitating brain hemorrhage.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Genuinely curious if anyone thinks I'm on the right track here.
Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (U1eOr)
I don't know, since everyone is a liar, but if it was a Mafia goon, I'd pay him to go back and finish the job.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: dingbat
I think it was a call for term limits.
Posted by: Sponge
Yes. Term limits. Kill this fucking elitist attitude in the cradle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (d20MQ)
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So, instead of pushing through legislation at what will probably be Biden's height of popularity, they're going forward with a joke impeachment that will focus all Congressional action and attention on the previous president.
Democrats can cheat real good, but they're not too bright.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (I58tH)
I had a Japanese friend of mine do that to me once.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (x96vj)
In case you need something to light your hair on fire for today, remember that this "House holding onto articles" thing is a complete invention of Speaker Pelosi, and Lindsey Graham and McConnell gave it to her by not challenging it.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (ZfRYq)
Yes. Term limits. Kill this fucking elitist attitude in the cradle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (d20MQ)
I agree 100%
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (x96vj)
He got the vaccine 2 weeks ago, I say the vaccine did it.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (8k7U7)
"Take This Job and _____ __"
Posted by: m at January 22, 2021 09:37 AM
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Smite It.
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Did'nt you mean Smote It?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (x96vj)
thumb and put him to his knees while teaching us the proper hand salute.
Swear I heard something snap.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (I58tH)
Same here, the recruit was sent to sick bay with a "PT" injury. His salute was proper after that gentle reminder.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (d20MQ)
No anchovies, asshole. And nothing from the "secret menu" either.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor (fka Chunk Hunger) at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (uhPTO)
We cannot recall an elected federal official because the Constitution does not provide for it.
We cannot limit the number of terms our elected federal officials serve because the Constitution does not provide for it.
They can totally impeach a private citizen, though, because otherwise BLM will have a hissy-fit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
The only time the thumb rolls under is when it's grabbing the pinky finger so you can give a three finger Boy Scout salute.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:46 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:46 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2021 10:46 AM (Fxz2V)
72
If elected prior to 72 you can complete your term.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:46 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin
It always bugged me that all the Nazis would snap out those Seig Heil stiff armed salutes but Big Adolph just flapped his forearm about from the elbow. That may not have been his worst failing, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (x96vj)
In case you need something to light your hair on fire for today, remember that this "House holding onto articles" thing is a complete invention of Speaker Pelosi, and Lindsey Graham and McConnell gave it to her by not challenging it.
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McConnell said he would schedule Nanzi's Impeachment Trial in February. I really want them to go there. I think the GOP would love to kill this Congress in the Crib and this would do it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 22, 2021 10:48 AM (qH6FZ)
Joe Buck? I could get behind that.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)
They let joebucksucks.com lapse......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
There are 2 fight scenes (that I was able to make it to).
The first one is brief and you'll be like that's it?
The second one is the keeper.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:38 AM (ZfRYq)
No spoilers! We're going to have to get these two, Seagal and Tyson, together with Nick Cage, before they all get too old. Maybe even Bruce Willis... and throw in Walken and Bill Murray. It would be the greatest movie EVAR!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 22, 2021 10:46 AM (Fxz2V)
Call of the Wild
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (2DOZq)
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The Outfit still runs Vegas but they are now Legit. Funny how the FBI couldn't figure out why some guy shot 50+ people or if Trump was colluding with Putin. Top Guys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (x96vj)
out those Seig Heil stiff armed salutes but Big Adolph just flapped his
forearm about from the elbow. That may not have been his worst failing,
though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (VVEnO)
He started doing that after the bomb attempt at the Wolf's lair. He ended up with partial paralysis from the blast.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (oQ94s)
Add Michael Caine. Working Title: Getting a Paycheck
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (nakwk)
Raw Deal was a good movie.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2021 10:51 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
You should not drink and bake.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:51 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2021 10:51 AM (TwVNA)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:51 AM (DjiZK)
I drink, but don't bake.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
72
If elected prior to 72 you can complete your term.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks
I am. If, as a senator, you cannot get shit done in 12 years, it's time to step aside and let someone else try.
As a Representative, why should you get more time than the President? You think you're special? Look around you. There's 434 other assholes, same as you.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (d20MQ)
Late afternoon post yesterday 27 blew the margins. Must have done a good job to be rewarded with side bar posting.
Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (mf0wg)
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McConnell said he would schedule Nanzi's Impeachment Trial in February. I really want them to go there. I think the GOP would love to kill this Congress in the Crib and this would do it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (x96vj)
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First, Roberts should decline to be judge of Trial. If not, GOP/Trump should make a summary motion request to dismiss to Roberts on the basis the trial is unconstitutional. Roberts either can agree and dismiss or he could say it's not his role and has to go to full SCOTUS hearing which could go on for months.
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (TwVNA)
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We cannot recall an elected federal official because the Constitution does not provide for it.
We cannot limit the number of terms our elected federal officials serve because the Constitution does not provide for it.
They can totally impeach a private citizen, though, because otherwise BLM will have a hissy-fit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 10:45 AM (wTfoB)
Just a bunch of poo-flinging monkeys, flinging poo.
Fine, go ahead. Let's have some more of that unity everyone is so fond of these days.
Salute the Marine!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:53 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
I drink, but don't bake.
Posted by: Sponge
I drink. Can't get baked. Random piss test at work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:53 AM (d20MQ)
Another half assed job by Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 10:53 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (x96vj)
Why do you think that would happen?
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (P4Pk9)
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McConnell said he would schedule Nanzi's Impeachment Trial in February. I really want them to go there. I think the GOP would love to kill this Congress in the Crib and this would do it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (x96vj)
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First, Roberts should decline to be judge of Trial. If not, GOP/Trump should make a summary motion request to dismiss to Roberts on the basis the trial is unconstitutional. Roberts either can agree and dismiss or he could say it's not his role and has to go to full SCOTUS hearing which could go on for months.
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Putting all of DC (District of Chaz) into a Chinese Finger Trap for months would please me. Let's see our leaders actually lead. Lots of laughs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:43 AM (oQ94s)
Might you have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (TwVNA)
I drink. Can't get baked. Random piss test at work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:53 AM (d20MQ)
I've tried it 3 times in my life. We don't get along.
I'm perfectly fine with that.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (G0vdT)
Remember a few weeks ago, when our thoughtful Chief Just-Arse was unwilling to hear cases, because it would be divisive to the nation?
If that's the standard, how's about applying it now. Or just keep making up shit as your go.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:55 AM (oQ94s)
Another half assed job by Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Pierre
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:55 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:55 AM (cvMv0)
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2021 10:52 AM (G0vdT)
Daily Mail had an article that said Roberts didn't want to do it, and they were trying to figure out how to get Mamala to preside (this is apparently what VP Harris's husbands kids call her). Of course, the Constitution is not very prescriptive of the conduct of impeachment, but that is ONE thing it is very clear about. President on trial, then CJ presides.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:55 AM (ZfRYq)
Might you have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (PiwSw)
Yep. 95 pages.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:47 AM (x96vj)
Why do you think that would happen?
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Cuz its Trump, all of media will be involved and whatever narrative the Left wanted will tossed out the window cuz blood lust.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (DjiZK)
No, Hitler often did the half-assed salute; you can see it in Triumph of the Will, among other places. I always saw it as a bit of vanity: the Fuehrer is above all of that heel-clicking and arm-raising, he can do what he wants.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (cvMv0)
His adult, grown kids?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:55 AM (cvMv0)
Nah. Not my thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Style guide says its "be better."
So be better.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (cvMv0)
He's already hired someone from South Carolina, I believe.
Rudy said he can't represent Trump because he's a witness.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Troops: Seig heil!
Hitler: Yeah. Whatever.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (d20MQ)
I'm perfectly fine with that.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Can't because of work - would otherwise on occasion. Big fan of minding my own and staying out of other people's when it comes to that kind of thing.
Posted by: Pierre at January 22, 2021 10:58 AM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Troops: Seig heil!
Hitler: Yeah. Whatever.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:57 AM (d20MQ)
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"I'll give you the full salute when you've actually completed the final solution."
-Hitler
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
We used to call her CumGuzzle-ah...
at least, around the orifice.
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2021 10:58 AM (cvMv0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:58 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 10:56 AM (cvMv0)
Agreed. He needs a young and photogenic attorney who can give great press conferences.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (SScvq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: rickb223
Yes.
Posted by: blaster
I'm sure his kids call Kamel Toe something, but I'll bet it's not Mamala.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:49 AM (oQ94s)
Add Michael Caine. Working Title: Getting a Paycheck
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 10:50 AM (ZfRYq)
Hellen Mirren as the love interest.
For whom? All of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (oQ94s)
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With one testicle its hard to give stiff salutes all day. No sense rubbing this in. He almost destroyed all of the Soviet Union. Imagine what he would have accomplished with two testicles.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (r4bSV)
Genuinely curious if anyone thinks I'm on the right track here.
Posted by: 496 at January 22, 2021 10:35 AM (U1eOr)
I don't know, since everyone is a liar, but if it was a Mafia goon, I'd pay him to go back and finish the job.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Always said the name of the rubber bands were Vito and Big Tony.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 22, 2021 11:00 AM (L8ADy)
For whom? All of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (oQ94s)
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"It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark."
-Jeff Murdoch
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at January 22, 2021 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite
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"$27, same as in town."
Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2021 11:00 AM (WqPYg)
unwilling to hear cases, because it would be divisive to the nation?
If that's the standard, how's about applying it now. Or just keep making up shit as your go.
We need to wrap our heads around the simple fact that our own government has officially turned against us Normals. There is absolutely no one in the District of Chyna who is on our side. No. One.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 22, 2021 11:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 22, 2021 11:01 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 11:01 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2021 11:01 AM (m6qV1)
simply offering greetings and thanks to the US. IIRC, they gave the
Polish military salute, very smart and military.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 10:54 AM (I58tH)
Javems II coordinated with the Polish Army in Iraq. The said they were squared away. Swapped a U.S. flag for one of theirs.
Posted by: Javems at January 22, 2021 11:01 AM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2021 11:01 AM (63Dwl)
For whom? All of them.
Posted by: BurtTC
"It's like her breasts are afraid of the dark."
-Jeff Murdoch
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The girls gotta breathe!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 11:02 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (wTfoB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Flyover of the Four Suns at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (dWwl8)
2+7 = 9
2-7 = -5
= 4
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You keep doing this and Satan will show up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (x96vj)
I always politely declined. "Nah, bro. 25 years was enough."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Unless you have some Acapulco Gold with a hint of paraquat, I'll pass.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (d20MQ)
Did they lower the crossbar?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (wTfoB)
If she's not a tranny, I don't care.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (dWwl
Well his skin was diseased and falling off.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2021 11:05 AM (ODNUt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 11:05 AM (yvr3o)
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2+7 = 9
2-7 = -5
= 4
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (xfb67)
I've wanted to ask the question myself, but assume no one is going to give an actual answer that makes a lick of sense. So I'll just let this one go into the "I don't get it" file.
Salute the Marines!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 11:05 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2021 11:05 AM (VVEnO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (wTfoB)
They just removed it, it looks like Australian rules football.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 22, 2021 11:06 AM (8k7U7)
For the impeachment trial, Trump settles on a South Carolina lawyer arranged through Lindsey Graham.
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2021 11:06 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 11:06 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 11:06 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2021 09:45 AM (1SKrY)
There area lotof things in France these days that aren't French....
Posted by: Flyover of the Four Brioches at January 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at January 22, 2021 11:07 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 22, 2021 11:07 AM (uxJPn)
Did they lower the crossbar?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (wTfoB)
Lowered the crossbar. Let her get 10yds closer. A few practice attempts. Then gave the team points even when she missed - because participation trophies for all!!! </snark>
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2021 11:07 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: motionview at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (pYQR/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 11:04 AM (d20MQ)
Dated yourself have we? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (9Om/r)
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Brings a new meaning to Space Force.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (x96vj)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (OssQ4)
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Nixon started down that path
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (U39us)
Salute the Marines!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2021 11:05 AM (oQ94s)
See #396.
Posted by: tbodie at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021
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A pair of what?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (yvr3o)
Did they lower the crossbar?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:03 AM (wTfoB)
Lowered the crossbar. Let her get 10yds closer. A few practice attempts. Then gave the team points even when she missed - because participation trophies for all!!!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2021 11:07 AM (N39Ws
They had a crew of strong, burly men lift the goalpost and move it after the kick to ensure the ball went between the uprights.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 22, 2021 11:09 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 11:10 AM (Ix4Ou)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 11:10 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 11:08 AM (OssQ4)
Sure, go with that. Nobody - no.fucking.body - is going to buy that who already isn't a habitual XiNN viewer.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 11:11 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021
***
How about Beautiful Downtown Burbank Brown?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 11:11 AM (yvr3o)
Giddy Anthony Fauci Says
There's big money to be made from a line of "Beat Me Anthony" dolls, I tell you.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2021 11:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2021 11:11 AM (wTfoB)
Hank Aaron was Juiced on Melanin when he set that HR Record.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (Ix4Ou)
Posted by: dingbat at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (U39us)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 22, 2021 11:10 AM (I58tH)
"and he said, Roach! this weed's a muthafucka, man!"
"You can't say that!!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (skoMC)
Posted by: rickb223
Dated yourself have we? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Just a tad.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (Zmnko)
doubt he's awake yet
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: zmdavid at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (xqRaG)
Speaking of people I want beaten until their brains ooze out of their ears. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2021 10:32 AM (2JVJo)
Together with every single sub-human who draws a paycheck from the fish-wrap called "Vanity Fair"
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: DJ at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (O3/K+)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (ODNUt)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (Zmnko)
Anyone can do it if a 2 year old girl can.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (ySQBZ)
Democrats can cheat real good, but they're not too bright.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
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I'd think this would delay confirmation hearings of Stolin's appointees ... but then they'll likely abolish the filibuster and declare appointments automatically confirmed without hearings. I mean, who's gonna stop them?
Posted by: ShainS at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (yvr3o)
Posted by: tecumsehtea
Except the guy who did Nelson Mandela's funeral. He even had professionals signing "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2021 11:14 AM (d20MQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2021 11:12 AM (Zmnko)
doubt he's awake yet
Posted by: BignJames at January 22, 2021 11:13 AM (AwYPR)
Would have thought he already called a lid on the day.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 22, 2021 11:15 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2021 10:59 AM (xT2tT)
His atty for this is the guy who represented Governor Sanford in SC when he was threatened with impeachment. They stopped the impeachment from going forward BUT important to note Sanford was Republican, both houses of SC legislture were controlled by Republicans.
Butch Bowers which sounds kinda like a porn name. A GAY porn name. Dunno about photogenic but his family seems to be. He's also currently a JAG COL in the Air National Guard.
Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2021 11:16 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 22, 2021 11:28 AM (skoMC)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2021 11:29 AM (ELgVT)
Plus, if you don't usually watch closed captioning, turn it on for a while. It's worse than machine translation of spoken languages- at best unintentionally hilarious, at worst sheer gibberish. I couldn't imagine trying to follow something dialogue-dense with CC.
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 22, 2021 11:40 AM (NUbbl)
Posted by: Colin at January 22, 2021 11:54 AM (z3xTw)
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