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Sad: Frank Luntz and His Ridiculous Hairpiece Are Both Unhappy to Note that 91% of Trump Supporters Would Vote for Trump Again

So like 91% of the 95% of the Republicans who voted for Trump.

So about 85%.

Another member of the permanent DC insider class, supposedly on the "Republican" side, who is as hard-progressive as AOC's left nipple on a crisp February morn.

This jackass' ridiculous hairpiece makes me want to kick off my shoes and do the twist on his head. Shagadelic, baby.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM




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1 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2021 03:32 PM (BJLVZ)

2 Why yes. Yes I would.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 03:32 PM (W2Pud)

3 Well, Frank will always have his multi-million dollar Oval Office mock-up to console him

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (H5knJ)

4 I would probably vote for him twice next time.

Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (MC8Ne)

5 In a heartbeat.

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (Ojki1)

6 >>>AOC's left nipple on a crisp February morn
She LOVES the attention.

Posted by: m at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (UM8Xw)

7 Trump, yes; GOPe, no. And, that's the way it is, fraudster.

Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (R0z7P)

8 Do you even lift?

Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (MC8Ne)

9 The only reason Iwouldn't vote for Trump in 2024 is because of his age. I'm sick of octogenarians and octogenarians curious ruling us.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)

10 I absolutely would

Posted by: Jmel at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (iwzIb)

11 10% of us would roll out if he called for the militia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

12 Astounding! Staggering!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (uc+oy)

13 So, Democrats are going to try and shit on Trump's legacy for the rest of time, huh?

Surprise.

I suppose the best parallel in terms of partisan reaction is going to be Woodrow Wilson. The Left loves him forever, but the Right hates him forever. Trump will just be the same with the parties reversed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (NWM+b)

14 AtC>>>AOC

Posted by: m at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (UM8Xw)

15 Confident men do not wear wigs, hairpieces, or toupees. You look better normal and sometimes better when you shave your head.

Of course, if you prefer to wear braids and ribbons, go right ahead with the wig.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (1lKRm)

16 >>This jackass' ridiculous hairpiece makes me want to kick off my shoes and do the twist on his head. Shagadelic, baby.


Please do so in his real-life, at home recreation of the Oval Office Luntz has.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (bDqIh)

17 He must have a new girlfriend, or needs to look better on whatever app he's using.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (L8ADy)

18 Would've crawled over broken glass to vote for him in 2020.

Would now crawl over slight larger, even more broken glass in 2024.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (KbCG3)

19 >>>I would probably vote for him twice next time.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (MC8Ne)

=======

At a minimum.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (SVRfQ)

20 The left really, really needs to be shown what a right wing riot looks like.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (BJLVZ)

21 I would probably vote for him twice next time.
Posted by: Max Power


Will that be enough?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (vcOmj)

22 Looks like he dyed that rug in soy sauce

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (2cfUo)

23 Isn't he the one with the full scale replica of the oval office in his house?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (CjFDo)

24 I don't want him to run again but I would certainly vote for him. I'd prefer someone between Genghis Kahn and Atilla the Hun.

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (+y8uL)

25 10% of us would roll out if he called for the militia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk)
I would.

Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

26 Silly hair piece, and recreation of the oval office in his house...totally stable.

Posted by: nip at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (yoqcZ)

27 Gotta admit... That AOC line gave me wood

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (flINI)

28 Damn, Willowed and reposted for all that effort I took to use Tinyurl and compy+paste.

The [last] article reminds me of an article I just read from another of the Unpersoned, Mark Steyn (who doesn't get nearly the play anymore that he deserves):


"I despise the United States Congress, and not merely for the weeks I had to spend there during the Clinton impeachment trial: My contempt pre-dates that circus. It dates to the moment I first realized, as a recent arrival to this land, that when Dick Durbin or some such is giving some overwrought speech on a burning issue he is speaking to an entirely empty chamber - because there are no debates, because most of these over-entouraged Emirs of Incumbistan are entirely incapable of debate


https://tinyurl.com/yxktu2a9

Another clear take on the capitol protest.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (QqhVI)

29 Luntz the Dunce

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (4uSHG)

30 So, I assume the others were afraid to say they'd vote for Trump because livelihood

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ONvIw)

31 Frank, we are constantly being asked, who are we going to believe, the media or our lying eyes. The problem is we saw what we saw and you can all go the that very hot place.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (hpVf/)

32 So 91 percent wanting to vote for him again is "dividing" the pro-Trump focus group?

Posted by: El Kabong at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (datdl)

33 Isn't he the one with the full scale replica of the oval office in his house?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (CjFDo)


That cost a million bucks.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (GbPPJ)

34 Big deal. 152% of biden voters would vote for kamala again.

Posted by: SpasticToad at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (lVxIz)

35 Worse, his approval numbers have gone up since THE ARMED AND DEADLY INSURRECTION

I think I heard they're higher right now than Obama's throughout his term.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (BDWWT)

36 -
This jackass' ridiculous hairpiece makes me want to kick off my shoes and do the twist on his head.

----------

Make fists with your toes.

Posted by: John McClane at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (SchQD)

37 10% of us would roll out if he called for the militia.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


I got an itchy trigger finger, so just looking for an excuse, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

38 RUGER AR-556 223/5.56 16.1" BLACK 30+1

$800

link next

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (UW2ZS)

39 https://bit.ly/2LAQPIc

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (UW2ZS)

40 For 4 years I was told Russia stole the election for Trump. But it is Trumps fault that Americans dont have faith in our elections.

GFY

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (736Ux)

41 I'll take Nikki's dusky nips over AOC's silver dollar pancakes, but it's a close call.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (yQpMk)

42

Who?

Can we talk about petite big tit real estate agents who like anal instead?

Posted by: Circus Freak No. 69 at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (USmY7)

43 13 So, Democrats are going to try and shit on Trump's legacy for the rest of time, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (NWM+b)

Until they need to say he was reasonable and all things wonderful compared to the latest Republican candidate.

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (Ojki1)

44 Good lord, that chinchilla on his head... I don't even care to hear what that idiot has to say.

What a flippin' floppin' joke he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (oQ94s)

45 The only thing that can separate Trump voters from Trump is Trump, and Trump has done nothing that would separate them from him.

In fact as time goes on, that bond will only grow stronger.

'Strike Me Down and I Shall Grow More Powerful than You Can Imagine'

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (vqU+L)

46 >>So, Democrats are going to try and shit on Trump's legacy for the rest of time, huh?


They are still sh#tting on Reagans legacy, making sure that generations born after his presidency know that he hated gays, caused AIDS, was full-on alzheimers for his 2nd term and whatever else they always smeared him with.

They play for keeps, never let up, even decades later.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (bDqIh)

47 WTF does Luntz even do?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (xfb67)

48 Just read on the Daily Caller that any claim of voter fraud is "baseless". Are these ppl that afraid of being deplatformed they just blatantly lie? Iirc, they had reported several instances of fraud in Nov/Dec. And, if you're from OK, plz kick Lankford to the curb ASAP.

Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (R0z7P)

49 Voting is now irrelevant.
Political parties, even more so.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (w7KSn)

50 So 91 percent wanting to vote for him again is "dividing" the pro-Trump focus group?
Posted by: El Kabong


He's also pinning the non-existent division on an imaginary Capitol riot.

Posted by: spindrift at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (Q7J8K)

51 Looks like Chuck Norris with a run away thyroid

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (2cfUo)

52 43
Until they need to say he was reasonable and all things wonderful compared to the latest Republican candidate.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (Ojki1)

=========

It's gonna be hilarious when the next Republican nominee is downright boring, and the Left is still going to make him out to be worse than Hitler, unlike the nice, statesmanlike Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (NWM+b)

53 "10% of us would roll out if he called for the militia."

That really does make them jittery.

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (+y8uL)

54 This jackass' ridiculous hairpiece makes me want to kick off my shoes and do the twist on his head.

Could you tell where the hairpiece ends and an Ewok's feet begin?

Asking for a Luke-ass.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (DMUuz)

55 Frank Luntz is a name that pairs so easily with the sad trombone sound.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (ch6++)

56 The trap is still hanging off the back.

Posted by: klaftern at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (RuIsu)

57 And I know people don't choose their last names, but with a name like Luntz, you just know he's stupid and ugly.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (oQ94s)

58 Luntz has a full-scale replica of the oval office in his house and
a 1:10 scale model of a penis in his pants.

Posted by: Kamala at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (LBiyC)

59 That cost a million bucks.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria



ONE MILLION DOLLARS! (pinkie fingernail in the teeth)

-Frank Luntz, evil opinionator

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

60 I would probably vote for him twice next time.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 03:33 PM (MC8Ne)

-------------------

Heck, ten times, a hundred, several hundred photocopied ballots. Let's get with the times people, productivity is what we are after.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (hpVf/)

61 100% is over 91%

Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (w3rBT)

62
I had no idea Luntz wore a wig. He didn't when he came to do a presentation for my then-employer about four years ago. Weird. Maybe it's just for TV, but then if you show up without hair IRL... weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (Bvn1K)

63 For 4 years I was told Russia stole the election for Trump

****

Seriously guys we mean it about the inciting violence, though.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (BDWWT)

64 I've seen Luntz walking around downtown and he looks even MORE ridiculous than he does on TV. Ill fitting suits based on his girth and he silly hair helmet. He has an affected walk based, I'm assuming, on how important he THINKS he is.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (flINI)

65 Speaking of which, remember when Reagan died? The MSM had spent the last 10 years trying to destroy his memory, but everyone and his brother--in California, of all places--showed up on streets and freeway overpasses to show respect.

They were so annoyed.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

66 Frank Putz

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (Zmnko)

67


Is Frank in a fucking church or something?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (lg/F7)

68
They're trying to gin up another scandal. I ain't scandalating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (BICN6)

69 Fuck vote for Trump one time again. Imma going to deliver a semi truck full of Trump for Prez Mail In Ballots and get all frisky if anyone looks at me sideways.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (14Wwm)

70 The trap is still hanging off the back.
Posted by: klaftern at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (RuIsu)

Gizzards and guts melting down his forehead and ears.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (oQ94s)

71 It's gonna be hilarious when the next Republican nominee is downright boring, and the Left is still going to make him out to be worse than Hitler, unlike the nice, statesmanlike Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (NWM+b)

They'll clamor for a Romney type, rig it to obtain the Romney type, then spend four months telling you what a racist, misogynist this Romney type really is.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

72 30 So, I assume the others were afraid to say they'd vote for Trump because livelihood
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 03:36 PM (ONvIw)

Or are the ones who believe what they see on TV. The right has LIVs as well.

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (Ojki1)

73 Has nood been banned?

Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (H95PK)

74

Jeez, that ocelot on his head was pulled dead out of a prison shower drain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (s2VJv)

75 78% Oval Office replica? That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: Swamposphere at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (6VCiI)

76 They're trying to gin up another scandal. I ain't scandalating.

*****

Someone suggested they try turning the republic off and back on again.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (BDWWT)

77 AOC's left nipple? Whats up with righty? Involved in a tragic farm accident?

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

78 Is that the same Daily Caller who wants me to spend $20 to see their movie

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (fUVAM)

79 73 Has nood been banned?
Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (H95PK)


I suggest the last commenter write DOON on the end of a dead thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (s2VJv)

80 The GOPe neocons have a plan to arm the moderate Trumpists factions against the radical Trumpists factions, then they'll have the Air Force do precision strikes on the holdouts and install Amhed Chalabi, or maybe John Bolton, as RNC chairman.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dYe5S)

81 >>> 69 Fuck vote for Trump one time again. Imma going to deliver a semi truck full of Trump for Prez Mail In Ballots thumb drives recording one million votes each and get all frisky if anyone looks at me sideways.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (14Wwm)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (TK8Ry)

82 i crack myself up. but seriosly

Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (H95PK)

83 Yikes, .38 special is $1.20 per round and up.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (BDWWT)

84 I've never seen anyone wear a nutria on their head before.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (yQpMk)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (TK8Ry)

86 Luntz looks like he's wearing a tribble that has a shame fetish.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dnchC)

87 ahem

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

88 well shit

*tries to run from barrel*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (TK8Ry)

89 Frank can actually flip his wig when Trump gets re-elected

Posted by: Bobby Brady at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (x4zYf)

90 More like Helena HandBARREL, amiright?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (nakwk)

91 It's gonna be hilarious when the next Republican nominee is downright boring, and the Left is still going to make him out to be worse than Hitler.

-----

You mean like Mitt the Dog Carrier, Binder Full of Women, Racist Romney

Posted by: fixerupper at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

92 Helena got frisky all the way to the barrel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

93 (remembers to add closing tags to this sock)

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (BDWWT)

94 83 Yikes, .38 special is $1.20 per round and up.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (BDWWT)

Rockin into the night...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (s2VJv)

95 Once you go bold, you never go back.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (xfb67)

96 Don't worry Frank. The real number is 30%.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems Inc at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (jhm6b)

97 Of course we would.
We didn't get counted right last time.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (FhXTo)

98 I should change my name to doon?

Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (H95PK)

99 And, if you're from OK, plz kick Lankford to the curb ASAP.
Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:38 PM (R0z7P)



I will do my part. That one needs to go. Hell, they both do.

Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (XxJt1)

100 You have to see the video of that woman reaming Schumer. She says:

"Seeing you cowering under your desk. I actually got sexually excited over it!"
She really lets him have it.


Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (+y8uL)

101 Astounding! Staggering!
Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 15, 2021 03:35 PM (uc+oy)
------
Impetuous! Homeric!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (TsFZr)

102 Bad Insom! Bad!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (TK8Ry)

103 Yeah that's the worst rug I've seen since that guy in Goodfellas that DiNiro pounded with a phone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

104 86 Luntz looks like he's wearing a tribble that has a shame fetish.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dnchC)


Helen Thomas' flea-bitten merkin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (s2VJv)

105 Worse, his approval numbers have gone up since THE ARMED AND DEADLY INSURRECTION

I think I heard they're higher right now than Obama's throughout his term.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (BDWWT)

----------------

I find it very curious that there are no published polls about Biden's approval numbers. Hiding the fact that he couldn't possibly have won.

I also predict that polls will no longer be allowed.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (hpVf/)

106 Chairman or the whig party?

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (2cfUo)

107 I would vote for Trump again if it came down to it. But man, the traps would be so well placed from all sides, it would be extremely dangerous for him to run/win again.

I hope we find a suitable candidate to vote for in 2024, a candidate who has Trump's full support.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (6/LtX)

108 Luntz looks like he's wearing a tribble that has a shame fetish.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dnchC)

The real shame is someone's dead grandma had to be dug up to remove that thing from around her neck.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (oQ94s)

109 DOON or NOOD? What?

Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (H95PK)

110 What did Frank Luntz's hair piece say when it saw Maxine Waters?

I FEEEEEL GOOD!

Posted by: tbodie at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (fo8C+)

111 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xfb67)

112 Willowed
Everything is broken", is a Tom Waits lyric."
The carpet need a haircut.
Posted by: f'd

Tom Waits is to Sock Monkey as Zappa is to Mishum. Tom Trauberts' Blues. He is a troubadour for the times that is.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X9rmGay0epo

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (ICej8)

113
I like the theme-park New Orleans whorehouse background he's in front of. Tasteful. Unlike his merkin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (s2VJv)

114 You won't be so bold in the barrel, Helena!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (a4EWo)

115 I find it very curious that there are no published polls about Biden's approval numbers. Hiding the fact that he couldn't possibly have won.

I also predict that polls will no longer be allowed.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (hpVf/)

**

I'm still waiting to see the demographic breakdown of voters after the presidential election like we've had after every other election for decades.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (BDWWT)

116 Has Frank investigated Hair Care for Men?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (14Wwm)

117 >>> 105 Worse, his approval numbers have gone up since THE ARMED AND DEADLY INSURRECTION

I think I heard they're higher right now than Obama's throughout his term.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:37 PM (BDWWT)
----------------
I find it very curious that there are no published polls about Biden's approval numbers. Hiding the fact that he couldn't possibly have won.

I also predict that polls will no longer be allowed.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (hpVf/)

Why not?

Posted by: Stalin's Polsters at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (TK8Ry)

118 "That's how much I loath you!"
https://tinyurl.com/y24sshps

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (+y8uL)

119 The only reason Iwouldn't vote for Trump in 2024 is because of his age. I'm sick of octogenarians and octogenarians curious ruling us.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (GbPPJ)


If the choice is Trump or Nikki Haley, I'll go with Trump.

I'd like him to not rule out running again, because the threat of it will keep the establishment at bay, at least for a few years. That gives Trump time to find successors.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (jOcSX)

120 Jeez, that ocelot on his head was pulled dead out of a prison shower drain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:41 PM (s2VJv)

Poetry like that is why I come here.

Posted by: Archer at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (gmo/4)

121 Some guys are just schlubs. I saw him in college. He was a schlub then too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (4BMGG)

122 Frank Costanza > Frank Luntz

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (R/m4+)

123 I had never heard of this individual until this very post on this very blog.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (TsFZr)

124
He didn't even bother to match it to his beard. It's an entirely different hue. I mean, really weird. It's like he plucked it off a random dude passed out in a bar and said "eh, this'll do."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Bvn1K)

125 Luntz looks like he's wearing a tribble that has a shame fetish.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dnchC)

Helen Thomas' flea-bitten merkin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM (s2VJv)

The worms called, said even they won't touch that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (oQ94s)

126 No fkin shit idiot, Rush was saying the Democrats and their Propaganda machine are trying to separate Trump from his supporters but it will not happen as Trump's policy and actions cemented that trust.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

127 Brit Hume must be surprised.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

128 Dude.

Posted by: Milton Berle's hairpiece at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (v16oJ)

129 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

My money is still on Adam Schiff.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (ICej8)

130 >>> 115
.....
I'm still waiting to see the demographic breakdown of voters after the presidential election like we've had after every other election for decades.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (BDWWT)

All peoples voted by vast majority for glorious Comrade Biden.

Posted by: Stalin's Polsters at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (TK8Ry)

131 Deez Nutz > Frank Lutz

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (2cfUo)

132 Polls, approval ratings, critical reporting.... all things that will not be part of a Harris/Biden rein of terror.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (3H9h1)

133 If he runs, of course. But I hope he retires. He fuckin deserves it. If he runs, that means he can handle it and has the health and will to go through the incredible bullshit to do so. That would make him one of the most heroic and selfless leaders I have ever read about. He is already one hell of a patriot and the one of the best, if not the best president in our history. Running again and out working all of his opponents by large margins would put him up there with our founders and say a lot about what a fuckin beast the man is.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (uc+oy)

134 AOC's left nipple? Whats up with righty? Involved in a tragic farm accident?

Posted by: Muad'dib

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Censored.

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (fqKO+)

135 It's gonna be hilarious when the next Republican nominee is downright boring, and the Left is still going to make him out to be worse than Hitler, unlike the nice, statesmanlike Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 15, 2021 03:39 PM (NWM+b)

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We are never again going to be happy with a wishy washy type but admittedly I'm thinking we will never again be asked. I can see GOPe doing away with primaries.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (hpVf/)

136 116 Has Frank investigated Hair Care for Men?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (14Wwm)


He should us Ron Popeil's spray-on head paint. In his mouth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

137 hard-progressive as AOC's left nipple on a crisp February morn.
Sorry, you lost me. What were we talking about?

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (v16oJ)

138 Wouldn't it be sweet if we came away from this "inauguration " with martial law, Trump in office, and Biden in cuffs?

From my interaction Trump has the military (or enough sowed up) to prevail.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (KATBx)

139 88 well shit

*tries to run from barrel*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (TK8Ry)

You can run but you just get embarreled tired.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

140 126 No fkin shit idiot, Rush was saying the Democrats and their Propaganda machine are trying to separate Trump from his supporters but it will not happen as Trump's policy and actions cemented that trust.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

To say nothing of the credibility of dems, the media and GOPe.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

141 The graphic says "capitol riot divides pro-trump focus group". Then he talks and the division is 91% Trump, 5% Biden. Not really that much of a division. I guess 4% undecided?

Posted by: zmdavid at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (xqRaG)

142 Did you see that Schumer video JJ? "Transsexual Gypsy" LOL.

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (+y8uL)

143 And, of course, Fox News *spit*.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (oUr3I)

144 One thing I have not seen pointed out.

We now live in a panopticon. There is NO doubt that the FBI was monitoring the left planning the operation at the Capitol, and knew it was going to happen. They knew who was going, what their tactics were, and even who in the Dem elite were working with them to create an excuse to further attack Trump.

They said nothing.

Now, after it happened, they know who was there, and who did what. They talk about arresting people, but keeping silent while Trump is attacked for this is treason.

The FBI continues it's treasonous coup against the US.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (LWu6U)

145 10% of us would roll out if he called for the militia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (yQpMk)

I'm thinking way more than that, but even 10% would be enough to ruin someone's day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (9Om/r)

146 Bad Insom! Bad!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:44 PM


Please choose:

[ ] You're new here, aren't you?
[ ] Welcome to the post-TxMoMe Insom
[ ] All of the above

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (DMUuz)

147 The GOPe neocons have a plan to arm the moderate Trumpists factions against the radical Trumpists factions, then they'll have the Air Force do precision strikes on the holdouts and install Amhed Chalabi, or maybe John Bolton, as RNC chairman.
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (dYe5S)

I'm open to Chalabi. He may be better than Ronna. Wait isn't he dead? Eh still better.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (F/Rk0)

148 Frank Furter >Frank Costanza > Frank Luntz

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (ICej8)

149 Has Frank investigated Hair Care for Men?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (14Wwm)

Haircareformen's not here, man. Try Club For Growth.

Posted by: Hare Cair For Mens at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (oQ94s)

150 Nancy is impeaching Trump again because she thinks he'll still be president on the 22nd of January. What does she know that we don't know? The contents of her laptop for one thing.

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (LBiyC)

151

Nelson Muntz >>>> Frank Luntz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

152 Frank Luntz is spending a lot more time at Bloomberg, and other outlets, making the case for the validity of polling - in other words, talking up his book.

I'll never forget that Trump called Luntz out for some early criticism of his campaign. Trump said that his criticism rang a little hollow, and he recounted the time that Luntz made a pitch to him to do polling work for the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (4tiP2)

153 Here's a question, it's 2024 and Trump decides not to run. Does the RNC invite him to the convention? No doubt he'd overshadow the nominee.

That'll be a fun watch.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

154 His rug reminds me of Jack Riley on The Bob Newhart show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (63Dwl)

155 @135

They're probably thinking, Why the hell didn't we add super-delegates, who's responsible for this?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (vqU+L)

156 153. He will probably just show up, invited or not.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (6/LtX)

157 I like this guy:
https://tinyurl.com/y5o53j84

Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (KAi1n)

158 153 Here's a question, it's 2024 and Trump decides not to run. Does the RNC invite him to the convention? No doubt he'd overshadow the nominee.

Will there even be a Convention?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (Zmnko)

159 Tom Waits is to Sock Monkey as Zappa is to Mishum. Tom Trauberts' Blues. He is a troubadour for the times that is.

***

I remember reading an article back in the late 80s or so that discussed him and Springfield being on the same label and the executives choosing which artist to push as their next big thing.

It's neat to ponder a parallel universe where the Black Rider got mainstream radio play.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (BDWWT)

160 I suggest the last commenter write DOON on the end of a dead thread.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (s2VJv)

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You just know some moron will do it fifteen minutes into a thread.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (hpVf/)

161 It's like he plucked it off a random dude passed out in a bar and said "eh, this'll do."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Bvn1K)
++++
I think you just described the GOPe business model in general terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (UZVEt)

162 Creeper, Lankford apologized for insinuating there might be voter fraud in majority-minority cities, like Detroit and Philly, bc that is raaaaacist. And, Jimmy hates the thought he night have hurt the feelings of his black friends and voters. It's nauseating.

Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (R0z7P)

163
Luntz looks like a Chia pet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (BICN6)

164 You people that are voting in '22 and '24, LOL! This election was stolen and you think that your vote matters to these people. Sure you can vote, but that "vote" will immediately disappear into the ozone if you "vote" for the wrong person.

Posted by: Megthered at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (SM/op)

165 Also, Frank Luntz is a total grifter. Forget about his TV appearances... I've encountered him in real life, and I then I had to typeset his remarks in a pretty document I was making for the suits on the top floor... it was unadulterated horseshit. Literally none of his predictions came remotely close to happening. Nothing. I'm convinced he made them all up in the car on the way from the airport.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (Bvn1K)

166 Hey, take it easy on his attempts to improve his appearance. He is working towards asking a woman out on a date for the first time in his life.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (uc+oy)

167

No one in Washington, D.C. (District of China)
District of Communism... see's anyone outside the "beltway" as people.

They/we are votes and bank machines. And casualties of war.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (Zjfcz)

168 AOC's left nipple? Whats up with righty?
Posted by: Muad'dib


You'll poke your eye out.

Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (DMUuz)

169 I'm thinking way more than that, but even 10% would be enough to ruin someone's day.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (9Om/r)


1% of his voters would be around 750,000 men under arms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (jOcSX)

170 The other 9% lied to Luntz. If he had asked, I bet he would have found some Dem voters that would vote for Trump now instead too. Not that the vote counters would have let that matter.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)

171 140 126 No fkin shit idiot, Rush was saying the Democrats and their Propaganda machine are trying to separate Trump from his supporters but it will not happen as Trump's policy and actions cemented that trust.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

To say nothing of the credibility of dems, the media and GOPe.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)


The phony "riot" and the impeachment over it - on top of stealing the election and now neo-Nuremberg laws and enabling acts - will make Trump a martyr.

That was a big blunder. We'll see how it plays out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)

172 No one in Washington, D.C. (District of China)
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District of Chaz

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (14Wwm)

173 Fuck vote for Trump one time again. Imma going to deliver a semi truck full of Trump for Prez Mail In Ballots thumb drives recording one million votes each and get all frisky if anyone looks at me sideways.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:40 PM (14Wwm)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 03:42 PM (TK8Ry)

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You're right, my idea was too small scale.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (hpVf/)

174 Do Nancy and Plugs see the NG in Washington as protection or a threat?

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (LBiyC)

175 It's like he plucked it off a random dude passed out in a bar and said "eh, this'll do."
====

Sounds like a normal Saturday night for me.

Posted by: Shep! at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

176 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.

*****

I no shit saw where people were putting images of the enormous forehead and receding hairline next to profile pictures of Chuckie Schumer.

They matched, btw.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (BDWWT)

177 No fkin shit idiot, Rush was saying the Democrats and their Propaganda machine are trying to separate Trump from his supporters but it will not happen as Trump's policy and actions cemented that trust.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (Cxk7w)

To say nothing of the credibility of dems, the media and GOPe.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:47 PM (KbCG3)


"from my cold dead hands"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (Zjfcz)

178 Most, if not all of this BS for the last 4+ years has been carefully and studiously cultivated.

Remember the outright attacks on Trump supporters in the primaries? That's actual terroristic threats and intimidation. "This candidate is not acceptable."

What should have happened at the time, is both Democrats and Republicans, and the media outlets, and the law enforcement and everybody should have came out and said that was unacceptable.

Instead it's been downhill ever since. Today the whole country is practically unrecognizeable, and wack jobs will burn you out if you dare utter anything even remotely counter to their Weltanschaung. They think they are intellectuals.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (E9vLe)

179 160
You just know some moron will do it fifteen minutes into a thread.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:49 PM (hpVf/)


Must only be done after a new thread is posted and someone declares NOOD for the last time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:52 PM (s2VJv)

180 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.

yep, or someone's bodyguard who lost their shite

as I recall, didn't the gun have a suit and french cuffs with cufflinks attached?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:52 PM (Zjfcz)

181 111 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM

In the video that shows the shooter stepping out from a door frame, he's clearly wearing a business suit. His white cuffs are visible when he points the gun at her. It was definitely NOT Capitol police.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 03:52 PM (qe5CM)

182 I gotta say I'm stunned at the number of commenters here in denial about future elections now and believing that we're going to vote our way out of this. SMDH ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (fqKO+)

183 Don't worry Frank. The real number is 30%.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems Inc at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (jhm6b)

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The best comedy writers are on this site.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (hpVf/)

184 Lawyer for 'Q Shaman' Urges Trump to Pardon Rioters

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations .. get the original "Shaman Wow"

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (3aI0K)

185 I'm convinced he made them all up in the car on the way from the airport.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (Bvn1K)
++++
I think you just described the GOPe business model in general terms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (UZVEt)

186
Where do YOU want to receive your just desserts, Fluntz -- in your faux WH Oval Office or outside on the street?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

187 I'm sure my memory's off, but didn't something like 1/3 of mail-in Biden voters express regret once they heard about the Hunter's shenanigan that were hidden by the media? It's a shame there isn't Constitutional fine-print for an election do-over.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (SOV+T)

188 When's her funeral

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (fUVAM)

189 I love Trump but I'm done. Let him be a mentor to a new generation of warrior.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (H8QX8)

190
There's a Roger Rabbit line I want to use but it might be too soon after Ashli Babbit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (s2VJv)

191 It looks like Frank has put on a lot of sexy/delicious pounds.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (3Rh+2)

192 180- as I recall, didn't the gun have a suit and french cuffs with cufflinks attached?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:52 PM

Yes! I thought I remember seeing the cuff links.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (qe5CM)

193 Nothing. I'm convinced he made them all up in the car on the way from the airport.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (Bvn1K)


Uber drivers are a font of knowledge.

Posted by: Lank Fruntz at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM (L8ADy)

194 I should change my name to doon?
Posted by: NOOD at January 15, 2021 03:43 PM (H95PK)

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My mind read it as DONE, which it is.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM (hpVf/)

195 182 I gotta say I'm stunned at the number of commenters here in denial about future elections now and believing that we're going to vote our way out of this. SMDH ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (fqKO+)


Everybody knows that Democrats forget to vote in off year elections

Posted by: SMOD at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM (3aI0K)

196 Do Nancy and Plugs see the NG in Washington as protection or a threat?
Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (LBiyC)

I'm thinking both... Joey is afraid to do a rehearsal of his faux Inaguration....Why?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM (Zmnko)

197 Luntz is obviously in love with me.

Posted by: M. Lewinsky at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (LBiyC)

198 Creeper, Lankford apologized for insinuating there might be voter fraud in majority-minority cities, like Detroit and Philly, bc that is raaaaacist. And, Jimmy hates the thought he night have hurt the feelings of his black friends and voters. It's nauseating.
Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (R0z7P)

I know I know, people wanna say this sort of thing happens because he's a Gopey Gope douchebag, but to me it's the kind of thing that smells like blackmail.

Someone showed up in the parking garage, wearing a trench coat and a fedora pulled down over the eyes. Handed him an envelope, and told him they still have the negatives. Then said "Now this is what you're gonna say....."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (oQ94s)

199 so the inauguration rehearsal for Sunday has been cancelled and Biden's triumphant Amtrak ride to town on Monday has also been canceled.

Security concerns, we are told, even though the place is on lockdown with 26,000 NG on site.

And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

200
In the video that shows the shooter stepping out from a door frame, he's clearly wearing a business suit. His white cuffs are visible when he points the gun at her. It was definitely NOT Capitol police.
Posted by: Moonbeam


Joe Scarborough, just doing what he best knows how to do!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (pNxlR)

201 Everybody knows that Democrats forget to vote in off year elections
------------------
With Mail In Ballots the sky is the limit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (14Wwm)

202 194
My mind read it as DONE, which it is.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM (hpVf/)


You got it! Well done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (s2VJv)

203 182 I gotta say I'm stunned at the number of commenters here in denial about future elections now and believing that we're going to vote our way out of this. SMDH ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (fqKO+

Well there was no fraud, cleanest election ever. 5 states only shut down to assure that the counters would be well rested and make zero mistakes. The fucking election was perfect in every possible way, repeat this or your career is over and the kids' too

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (ONvIw)

204 I would manipulate a voting machine for him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (r+sAi)

205 You'd think that someone getting killed in the Capitol Building would be big news, but it was dropped almost as soon as it happened. Word must have gone out quick to protect some DC loser.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (xfb67)

206 I still think it was a dim staffer, aiming at a cop to spark real shit

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (fUVAM)

207 I gotta say I'm stunned at the number of commenters here in denial about future elections now and believing that we're going to vote our way out of this. SMDH ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (fqKO+)


not me

I am stunned too, but I have been hearing it from others outside the blog. Professionals, people in the conservative media, etc.

Are they kidding me? Have they been paying attention? I laugh when I read a column about election laws "have to change" now. LOL What is going to make that magically happen?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zjfcz)

208 >>>I'm still waiting to see the demographic breakdown of voters after the presidential election like we've had after every other election for decades.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (BDWWT)

=======

How do you poll a thumb drive?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (SVRfQ)

209 Chinky Star Wars will be lit! (See sidebar )

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (wgghp)

210 165 Also, Frank Luntz is a total grifter. Forget about his TV appearances... I've encountered him in real life, and I then I had to typeset his remarks in a pretty document I was making for the suits on the top floor... it was unadulterated horseshit. Literally none of his predictions came remotely close to happening. Nothing. I'm convinced he made them all up in the car on the way from the airport.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (Bvn1K)

I've been on monthly calls with Luntz in the past when I lived in L.A., and I can confirm this comment.

It's a lucrative business though, that's for sure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (4tiP2)

211 You'd think that someone getting killed in the Capitol Building would be big news, but it was dropped almost as soon as it happened. Word must have gone out quick to protect some DC loser.
=====

Maybe she'll haunt the fucking place and torment the bastards.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (vg8iE)

212 You'd think that someone getting killed in the Capitol Building would be big news, but it was dropped almost as soon as it happened. Word must have gone out quick to protect some DC loser.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (xfb67)


JEF: If I had a son...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (Zjfcz)

213 And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)
++++
Women are smarter, stronger, more talented, better at multi-tasking and time management than men. She'll do both jobs and make it look easy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (UZVEt)

214 A really good line from the "Everything is Broken" article:

"Today's revolution has been defined by a set of very specific values: . . . the idea that all choices can and should be made instantaneously, and that the choices made by the majority in a given moment, on a given platform represent a larger democratic choice, which is therefore both true and good--until the next moment, on the next platform."

Posted by: m at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (UM8Xw)

215
1% of his voters would be around 750,000 men under arms.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM


and women

Posted by: Loretta at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (dY4CJ)

216 Uber drivers are a font of knowledge.
Posted by: Lank Fruntz at January 15, 2021 03:54 PM


You are the Lyft beneath our wings.

Posted by: DNC at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (DMUuz)

217 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xfb67)

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I would go so far and say it was a congressman.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (hpVf/)

218 And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)
++++
Women are smarter, stronger, more talented, better at multi-tasking and time management than men. She'll do both jobs and make it look easy.
====

Her experience with bukkakes has come in handy!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

219 There's a Roger Rabbit line I want to use but it might be too soon after Ashli Babbit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
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"He makes me laugh"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (TsFZr)

220 so the inauguration rehearsal for Sunday has been cancelled and Biden's triumphant Amtrak ride to town on Monday has also been canceled.

Security concerns, we are told, even though the place is on lockdown with 26,000 NG on site.

And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)


they had to figure out a way to hide the fact that Biden did not have voters
No one would be there
No one.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (Zjfcz)

221 I'm sure my memory's off, but didn't something like 1/3 of mail-in Biden voters express regret once they heard about the Hunter's shenanigan that were hidden by the media? It's a shame there isn't Constitutional fine-print for an election do-over.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (SOV+T)

Another third said they were disappointed to hear a ballot with their name on it was submitted and counted as having voted for Joe Biden.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (oQ94s)

222 I'm thinking way more than that, but even 10% would be enough to ruin someone's day.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (9Om/r)



1% of his voters would be around 750,000 men under arms.





Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM (jOcSX)

Exactly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (9Om/r)

223 Like I said yesterday, the only person who can move NG to places outside their own state is the executive branch.

Trump.

No one seems to be curious as to why NG have been moved there. Maybe its because they already know?

And don't forget Pelosi was rebuffed by the military a few days ago when she asked for help in removing Trump

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (AwPyG)

224 No one likes a quitter. Except that asshole.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (jvt6t)

225 The phony "riot" and the impeachment over it - on
top of stealing the election and now neo-Nuremberg laws and enabling
acts - will make Trump a martyr.



That was a big blunder. We'll see how it plays out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (s2VJv)
^^tis. We will all wake up on the morning of January 21 (J.J. earlier than the rest of us) and this is not over. We are not finished.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (TQ6st)

226 They're trying to outlaw speech questioning the legitimacy of elections (when Democrats win). They don't really care about violence or rioting they just think the average person does.

Remember they are not hypocrites, they are liars.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (xqRaG)

227 Han Dynasty shot first!

Posted by: Hands - I read the Disney/CCP sidebar at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (786Ro)

228 I would go so far and say it was a congressman.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (hpVf/)

Possible, but some of those staffer are better connected than the elected politicians.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (xfb67)

229 187 I'm sure my memory's off, but didn't something like 1/3 of mail-in Biden voters express regret once they heard about the Hunter's shenanigan that were hidden by the media? It's a shame there isn't Constitutional fine-print for an election do-over.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (SOV+T)

Pretty sure there was a massive spike in Google searches about changing your early vote after one of the debates.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

230 205 You'd think that someone getting killed in the Capitol Building would be big news, but it was dropped almost as soon as it happened. Word must have gone out quick to protect some DC loser.
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Who wears a suit with cuff links and carries a gun in the US Capitol? This is a very small number. Also, the House has surveillance cameras on all public spaces so the shooter's identity can easily be determined. Any chance this was a Pelosi Staffer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (14Wwm)

231 That hairpiece looks like pubic hair from a mastodon.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

232 Remember they are not hypocrites, they are liars.
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How quickly we've forgotten the healing power of "and."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

233 Did he hook electrodes up to people to get those results?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (63Dwl)

234 And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)
++++
Women are smarter, stronger, more talented, better at multi-tasking and time management than men. She'll do both jobs and make it look easy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM


And deserves two votes for doing so!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (DMUuz)

235 Does seem the FBI is rolling up Antifa people for the Capital " revolt " but question as I said this morningb will Slo Joe and the Ho DOJ prosecute any of them after the Democrats just pronounced Trump as the guilty one for it?

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (Cxk7w)

236 162 Creeper, Lankford apologized for insinuating there might be voter fraud in majority-minority cities, like Detroit and Philly, bc that is raaaaacist. And, Jimmy hates the thought he night have hurt the feelings of his black friends and voters. It's nauseating.
Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:50 PM

This is exactly why Trump did so much better with minority voters than the GOPe at large. He treated them like adults and appealed to the ones that are so sick and tired of being treated like helpless victims by politicians on both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (qe5CM)

237 An hour on the phone with my company IT tech - the worst IT experience I've ever had. He sounded like he was talking on a tin can from the bottom of the Marianas Trench and talking with a monotone Polish accent. I never thought I would long for the days of Indian call centers.

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (Izzlo)

238 It was definitely NOT Capitol police.
Posted by: Moonbeam


I've mentioned that a few times now, unless it was a Capitol Police detective (which it might have been), or secret service. Or, a congress critter anxious to finally fire that glock someplace besides the indoor range.

I'd actually lean towards the latter. I mean, she had police with freaking rifles within arms reach, and they didn't seem to consider her a huge danger, otherwise they'd have simply grabbed her. Also, I'd think a trained LEO of any kind wouldn't be firing in the same direction as other cops. That seems a very amateurish move right there.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (L8ADy)

239

TGIF, regardless, folks.

I'm tapping out and grabbing a drink.

Don't forget: Washington, D.C.
The District of China and The District of Communism

Where STD's and Communism live in harmony.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (Zjfcz)

240 I think I'll write Trump in on every fucking ballot slot where a RINO is running, like Rob Portman.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (y7DUB)

241 Frank Luntz sorta' reminds me of this greasy furniture salesman I ran into years ago while shopping for an entertainment center. Wanted to know "what I watched." Weird-o.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (3H9h1)

242
I was on a Zoom conference the other day and a participant thereon predicted that pearls were due to make a big comeback this year. No word of a lie here, she was sincere. In part because the incoming Vice President, Kamala, very much enjoys wearing pearl necklaces.

My loud guffaws went unheard because I was muted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

243 Today:
C-130 Hercules transporting 182nd Security Forces Squadron to Washington D.C.

https://youtu.be/GK4Qv37ap2M

Why, Ms. Bowser will certainly be upset about this.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (2k7BX)

244 Frank Luntz is the dolt who was had glitter thrown in his face on his way to some 2017 Inauguration function. Frank Luntz - the man allegedly with his finger on America's pulse - was SHOCKED and STUNNED that the Left could be prone to violence.

I remember these things.

Posted by: Hands - I read the Disney/CCP sidebar at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (786Ro)

245 It's neat to ponder a parallel universe where the Black Rider got mainstream radio play.
Posted by: Mr. Gray

No matter which dimensional doorway you travel through, the lounge lizard troubadour would always be on the wrong side of things. I don't think he can function otherwise.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (ICej8)

246 I don't need Frank Luntz to tell me that. The only people who can't see those sentiments are people like him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (6mvRv)

247 @217

I would go farther and suggest the whole thing was staged. It was a false flag, and you need a pretty white young girl to die. Optics.

See: Neda

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (AwPyG)

248 213 And Kamala hasn't resigned her Senate seat.
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (AwPyG)
++++
Women are smarter, stronger, more talented, better at multi-tasking and time management than men. She'll do both jobs and make it look easy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 03:56 PM (UZVEt)
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Then she'll 25th amendment Joe and be Senator, VP and President.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (xqRaG)

249 Ho Harris gets two votes in the Senate, quite fitting since that's how they won anyway.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (Cxk7w)

250 AOC is so radical she has two left nipples.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM (m45I2)

251 But the chyron says the Trump group is divided and his legacy is tarnished ipso facto Harris will be a great President.

Posted by: motionview at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (pYQR/)

252 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

My money is still on Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (ICej

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Good guess.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (hpVf/)

253 213. This means nothing. Sorry.

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (ONvIw)

254 The biggest visual testimony to this fraud will be a street largely empty of any citizens and mostly occupied by armed troops.

'Security concerns", you know. Just like COVID kept Biden in the basement.

It's going to be the Charlie's Angels Presidency. Starring Fraud Biden as Charlie.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

255
Frank Luntz sorta' reminds me of this greasy furniture salesman I ran into years ago while shopping for an entertainment center. Wanted to know "what I watched." Weird-o.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag


"You and your wife in your bedroom, courtesy of the spy cam installed with your flat screen TV. You have a really small dick, don't you?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (pNxlR)

256 Meat puppet up speaking about corona hoax cure. Long dark winter.

Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (MxEKc)

257 Who wears a suit with cuff links and carries a gun in the US Capitol? This is a very small number. Also, the House has surveillance cameras on all public spaces so the shooter's identity can easily be determined. Any chance this was a Pelosi Staffer?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (14Wwm)


Or Shecky Schumer's?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (y7DUB)

258 OT, but we've been talking a lot about privacy as of late. If you're crazy enough to have an amazon device (or several) running in your home, you might want to see the latest abomination that's going to self-install and be on by default unless you do something about it. I'd heard about this - and here's a simple primer on what it does.

Amazon Sidewalk, and why you might want to turn it off.

https://archive.is/1YzB3

Archived it, so you're not monetizing WIRED.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (L8ADy)

259 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:45 PM (xfb67)
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I would go so far and say it was a congressman.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (hpVf/)

All kinds of room for speculation, except immediately after the shot was fired, a Kapital Kop, in full riot gear, holding his rifle, walked up to the window, looked down at Ashli, and hand signaled the shooter, as if to tell him his aim was true and the person was well and truly struck.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (oQ94s)

260 230- Who wears a suit with cuff links and carries a gun in the US Capitol? This is a very small number. Also, the House has surveillance cameras on all public spaces so the shooter's identity can easily be determined. Any chance this was a Pelosi Staffer?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM

Weren't there at least 5 or 6 congressmen or staffers in the house/senate chamber pointing hand guns at protesters on the other side of the lattice window? I saw several pictures. Tells me a lot more are packing than assumed.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (qe5CM)

261 240 I think I'll write Trump in on every fucking ballot slot where a RINO is running, like Rob Portman.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt

We are all Donald Trump now.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ICej8)

262 About Kamala resigning -- I don't know all the details, but I think under California law there would have been an issue with appointing a successor before the new Congress was sworn in. Now I think she either has already or will soon, because now Newsome can appoint Becerra until the November 2022 election.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (TQ6st)

263 Here's another you might enjoy:

"Preparing for an inauguration?", filmed today.

https://youtu.be/fFAghM_ufag

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (2k7BX)

264 The FBI continues it's treasonous coup against the US.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 03:48 PM (LWu6U)

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Isn't it amazing how quickly they move when it's against the people while we still wait to find out what happened in the Las Vegas shooting.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (hpVf/)

265 so who did the CA gov nominate for Harris' spot in senate?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2021 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

266 Why so many Military . The streets are closed... Planes are tossing anyone who even remotely says something Conservative. Amtrak has asked for a no fly, I mean ride list..... Abnb stopped all reservations, hotels are on the lookout etc. How would they get there and how close could they possibly get? I think joe is afraid of the troops....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:03 PM (Zmnko)

267 I'm guessing I would like AOC's nipples. A lot.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 15, 2021 04:03 PM (6mvRv)

268

DOOM!

Posted by: Adolf deBlasio at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (nV82a)

269 Or Shecky Schumer's?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (y7DUB)


I saw several freeze frames of the video on Gab, by somebody who was claiming that it was, indeed Chucky. I gotta admit, the sloped head and hairline are a match. And, I could see him just really wanting to off a MAGA type. They're trying to memory hole this event as much as possible.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (L8ADy)

270 Isn't it amazing how quickly they move when it's against the people while we still wait to find out what happened in the Las Vegas shooting.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (hpVf/)

No motive at all mysterious AF. The best we could do

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

271 So; do we have any believers, yet? (aside from the usual stalwarts)

How many more troops need to be moved in to an empty Capitol, and how many more "cancellations" of events until some of you experience a flare of hope?

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

272 I wouldn't trust Fraud Biden to walk my dog. What an angry untalented partisan dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (VpIIl)

273 so who did the CA gov nominate for Harris' spot in senate?

Un Amigo Hispanic...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (Zmnko)

274
so who did the CA gov nominate for Harris' spot in senate?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Becerra, the current CA Secretary of State, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

275 Kamala

How is that possible ? It's like dividing by half. It doesn't end.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (2DOZq)

276 Trump, yes; GOPe, no. And, that's the way it is, fraudster.
Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 03:34 PM (R0z7P)


Same here. Been voting GOP since Ronaldus Magnus. They will never get my vote again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (2JVJo)

277 We are all Donald Trump now.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (ICej


Not Corey Booker. He's Spartacus.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

278 209 Chinky Star Wars will be lit! (See sidebar )
will they have fang fang in a chain mail bikini?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (v3pYe)

279 Count me in as one who was unhappy with the choices in 2016 and felt despondent whichever way it turned out who would now vote for Trump yet again. Does that get me on a list?

Posted by: InCali at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (9AFWN)

280 AOC is so radical she has two left nipples.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:00 PM


Two lefts and one right, or did the right migrate, ala flounder eyes?

Codes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (DMUuz)

281 In part because the incoming Vice President, Kamala, very much enjoys wearing pearl necklaces.



My loud guffaws went unheard because I was muted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (pNxlR)
There's an old ZZ Top song . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (TQ6st)

282 They may be staging an actual Biden assassination on Tuesday.
I wouldn't put it past them.

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (oUr3I)

283 How many more troops need to be moved in to an empty Capitol, and how many more "cancellations" of events until some of you experience a flare of hope?
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (AwPyG)

If the 101st Airborne drops in, maybe I'll think so. For now, the NG is just wasting their time to keep AOC and Liz Cheney safe.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (ONvIw)

284 So; do we have any believers, yet? (aside from the usual stalwarts)

How many more troops need to be moved in to an empty Capitol, and how many more "cancellations" of events until some of you experience a flare of hope?
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM

I don't need any convincing.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (2k7BX)

285 >>>Also, I'd think a trained LEO of any kind wouldn't be firing in the same direction as other cops. That seems a very amateurish move right there.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (L8ADy)

======

Also would think an CP officer or SS would have been yelling instructions to her to stop what she was doing.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (SVRfQ)

286 Weren't there at least 5 or 6 congressmen or staffers in the house/senate chamber pointing hand guns at protesters on the other side of the lattice window? I saw several pictures. Tells me a lot more are packing than assumed.
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That would explain the metal detectors at the doors Nanzi had installed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (14Wwm)

287 It's 91% now. Wait until a year of partisan torture and economic destruction by Fraud Biden and Congressional Democrats. There will be more.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

288 Then she'll 25th amendment Joe and be Senator, VP and President.
Posted by: zmdavid

So she got the one Ring from Peter Jackson? Asshat should have destroyed it while he had the chance.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (ICej8)

289
AOC is so radical she has two left nipples.
Posted by: Muldoon


The gal with the golden goose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (63Dwl)

290 @260

the sharp-eyed twitter folks said the "guns" the congresspeople were brandishing were props.

If you haven't figure out it was all an op to do a crack-down in hopes of preventing what's coming, I don't know what to tell you.

Unless that's crazy talk, which is possible.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (AwPyG)

291 Becerra, the current CA Secretary of State, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (pNxlR)

Is t this the guy who turned over falsified servers when asked for server by the police (or FIB?). And he's going to head up HHS, I think?

Posted by: InCali at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (9AFWN)

292 I'm thinking the military is being brought in strictly for the photo op showing them escorting Biden to 1600 Pennsylvania, exactly as predicted by the media for the last four years that President Trump would not leave willingly and allow for a peaceful transition of power. He had to be ousted forcefully don'tcha know.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (m45I2)

293 I had posted Kamala (less than sign) Biden LTS Hillary LTS Obama LTS Bill. Pixy apparently didn't like that and trashed it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

294 Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?

Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (XxJt1)

295 Un Amigox Hispanic...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Navin Gruesom at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (DMUuz)

296 If it turns out to be that vermin Schumer you can bet he will have a lot more to worry about than transvestite gypsies. I can believe the contemptible little shit would panic and plug a peon.

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (+y8uL)

297 Oh heard Nanzi claiming the FBI has uncovered a plot from Jan 6 to kidnap certain members of Congress and some Congressional members might be in cahoots, they will be found and prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (Cxk7w)

298 The FBI continues it's treasonous coup against the US.
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It's shocking, even to me, how thoroughly criminal the FBI actually is. I used to think the FBI did some shitty things, but most of its people weren't corrupt. That was so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (sWM8x)

299 There's a Roger Rabbit line I want to use but it might be too soon after Ashli Babbit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 03:53 PM (s2VJv)
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"He makes me laugh"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 03:57 PM (TsFZr)


Marilyn Monroe once said that if a man can make a woman laugh, he can make her do anything.

I can assure you that is a lie.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (2JVJo)

300 Nothing against the NG but they are not your best infantrymen. Doubt they would hold up against a Desperate Savage Vespa Gang.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (14Wwm)

301 "So; do we have any believers, yet? (aside from the usual stalwarts)



How many more troops need to be moved in to an empty Capitol, and
how many more "cancellations" of events until some of you experience a
flare of hope?

Posted by: artemis"

This is a case of the political class believing their own propaganda about right wing terrorist invasion and it is turning into a feed-back loop.

Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (MxEKc)

302 Same here. Been voting GOP since Ronaldus Magnus. They will never get my vote again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:05 PM (2JVJo)

Me too. From Jan 17-Jan 19 they failed to follow through on all the showy promises they made. Fool me once...(alright, a few times, but come on man, enough already)

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (ONvIw)

303 294 Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?

Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (XxJt1)

Nope. Why would you think that?

Posted by: US Media at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (xfb67)

304 Flash from PJMedia. Trump is supposedly releasing a stack of documents on Obamagate "a foot high".

Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (XxJt1)

305 Don't know of any Leftist government in history that didn't claim some were trying to overthrow them and must be put down violently.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (Cxk7w)

306 297 Oh heard Nanzi claiming the FBI has uncovered a plot from Jan 6 to kidnap certain members of Congress and some Congressional members might be in cahoots, they will be found and prosecuted.

What a bunch of crap.....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (Zmnko)

307 I wouldn't trust Fraud Biden to walk my dog. What an angry untalented partisan dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2021 04:04 PM (VpIIl)


He wouldn't be walking your dog, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (2JVJo)

308 I'm thinking the military is being brought in strictly for the photo op showing them escorting Biden to 1600 Pennsylvania, exactly as predicted by the media for the last four years that President Trump would not leave willingly and allow for a peaceful transition of power. He had to be ousted forcefully don'tcha know.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM

I'm thinking Trump's assessed the military power he will need to successfully implement the next phase of his "plan". Those troops are all there at his direction, not Biden's.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (2k7BX)

309 No one in Washington, D.C. (District of China)
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District of Chaz
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:51 PM (14Wwm)

Like I said, best laughs are here.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (hpVf/)

310 Dude that's his real hair. Nobody would pay good money for a wig that looked that bad.

Posted by: Roscoe Biggs at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (1pEHT)

311 The gal with the golden goose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



******

That particular feature is not listed in any of my anatomy texts. I wonder if it in the Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (m45I2)

312 @279

I think there are a lot of people out there just like you.

I have relatives who were left leaning and now sound right of Rush

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (AwPyG)

313 294 Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?
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Lots of Troops in the Streets are how Juntas roll. New Normal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (14Wwm)

314 In part because the incoming Vice President, Kamala, very much enjoys wearing pearl necklaces.

My loud guffaws went unheard because I was muted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 03:59 PM (pNxlR)

Kamala got a bit muted herself every time I personally gave her one of my pearl necklaces...

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (lNxD2)

315 Red State has an article about how the Never Trumpers are starting to switch back to stabbing Democrats as they did before Trump.

Says "the timing is perfect". The NT's dont' realize they can call themselves Republicans all they want. We don't care because we're not calling ourselves Republicans and we sure don't believe what they're saying anyway.

They're going to wonder in a few weeks where their audience went and we can tell them; "the same place that Trump went and for the same reasons. Good luck with your new overlords making your bill payments."

Yeah I wonder how soon those wells of hate dry up because the real Democrats got other things on their mind now that Trump is gone. They don't need those cucks anymore.

Posted by: jakee308.com at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (ZUlgm)

316 Same here. Been voting GOP since Ronaldus Magnus. They will never get my vote again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



Been voting straight R since Reagan's second term. Missed being able to vote on his first term by 16 days. Done voting R. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (BJLVZ)

317
He wouldn't be walking your dog, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Q: How do you know Joe Biden has been in your yard?

A: All your garbage cans are tipped over and your dog is pregnant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

318 Marilyn Monroe once said that if a man can make a woman laugh, he can make her do anything.

I can assure you that is a lie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:08 PM (2JVJo)

Yeah, Marilyn is not your standard issue woman. She had LOTS of men in her life, who were easily capable of making her do LOTS of things.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (oQ94s)

319 306 297 Oh heard Nanzi claiming the FBI has uncovered a plot from Jan 6 to kidnap certain members of Congress and some Congressional members might be in cahoots, they will be found and prosecuted.

What a bunch of crap.....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (Zmnko)

Mo Brooks and two more, Nancy always accuses people of what she planned to do, so I'd say bitch was planning to get a more solid majority by knocking off a few GOP with donk governors

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (ONvIw)

320 Dude that's his real hair. Nobody would pay good money for a wig that looked that bad.
Posted by: Roscoe Biggs at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (1pEHT)

Concur.

Posted by: Zombie James Traficant at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (R/m4+)

321 Are they kidding me? Have they been paying attention? I laugh when I read a column about election laws "have to change" now. LOL What is going to make that magically happen?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zjfcz)

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Our best and brightest just handed everything over to the Left and think they can trust them to do the right thing. We have some serious idiots in the Republican Party.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (hpVf/)

322 Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?
Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:07 PM (XxJt1)


PROOF that there was no coup-coup - soldiers occupying the capital!
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (/Dgcm)

Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (xqwDY)

323 so who did the CA gov nominate for Harris' spot in senate?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2021 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

Fang Fang.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (88+cf)

324 Flash from PJMedia. Trump is supposedly releasing a stack of documents on Obamagate "a foot high".
Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (XxJt1)


I love you, Donald, but - too little, too late.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

325 Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM (hpVf/)

No motive at all mysterious AF. The best we could do
Posted by: Wraydar Reilly

My theory on that is related to Fast and Furious type tactics. I mean, if DOJ would flood border with guns to create excuse for gun bans, why not a mass murder?

It was planned to create an event like what happened in Sweden (which led to them further banning guns) or Australia (which led to them banning guns,) or UK (which led to them further banning guns.)

The left has been hoping and praying for such a mass slaughter in the US to use as a reason to ban guns, and I think they engineered it and things went wrong somehow.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (LWu6U)

326 @306

Now isn't that interesting? Maybe they want to establish a narrative in the event certain Congress members suddenly disappear from sight?

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (AwPyG)

327
Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?

They're OUR troops now!

Posted by: Dems at January 15, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

328 @297 - She does go on, doesn't she? Such a hack. If only we had a group of people responsible for investigating and reporting the facts surrounding politicians' statements ... but that's just crazy talk I realize ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 15, 2021 04:12 PM (6mvRv)

329 I haven't had a drink in nearly 2 decades. Suddenly I'm getting the urge to pound down a line of tequila shooters and go find some heavy machinery to operate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ICej8)

330 I love you, Donald, but - too little, too late.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:11 PM (2JVJo)

It's called October Surprise, not January vengeance

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

331 Dude that's his real hair. Nobody would pay good money for a wig that looked that bad.
Posted by: Roscoe Biggs at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (1pEHT)

Concur.
Posted by: Zombie James Traficant
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Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson-Lee...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (UUBmN)

332 I can make a woman laugh.

But I can't make a woman be reasonable.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (1DEky)

333 Flash from PJMedia. Trump is supposedly releasing a stack of documents on Obamagate "a foot high".
Posted by: creeper at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (XxJt1)

With all due respect, if Trump is just going to release documents that have to do with how he was done wrong, he's not really doing his job.

There's a shedload of things in the possession of his intelligence apparatus, that have nothing to do with him, and the American people deserve to know about it. All of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (oQ94s)

334 Looks like Franks head got surprise ottered.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (Dz5W3)

335 Also would think an CP officer or SS would have been yelling instructions to her to stop what she was doing.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 04:06 PM (SVRfQ)

***

Yep. Flat-out murder, and the shooter looked like he was just as calm and collected and had been wanting to do it for years.

He was either a professional or a psychopath. I'm guessing it's a famous anti-gun Democrat congressman, so I'm going with psychopath.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (BDWWT)

336 I'm thinking Trump's assessed the military power he will need to successfully implement the next phase of his "plan". Those troops are all there at his direction, not Biden's.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (2k7BX)


If that were true, then why are there moving vans at the WH? To be some elaborate head fake?

Sorry, I'm done with the hopium. Stinkfinger and Deep Throat will profane their oaths of office on the 20th. Bank. On. It.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (2JVJo)

337 I'll vote for whoever supports my positions . If they identify as Republican or The Reptilian Party so be it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (2DOZq)

338 There's a perfectly logical reason for all the NG troops in DC: These assholes think they are the most important people in the world and the thought of having to face the public terrifies them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (xfb67)

339 Are they kidding me? Have they been paying attention? I laugh when I read a column about election laws "have to change" now. LOL What is going to make that magically happen?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2021 03:55 PM (Zjfcz)

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Easy, we vote in the right people who will change the election laws!

Posted by: Liza (as told to Henry) at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (LWu6U)

340 If you're screaming that Trump called for bloody insurrection, and his numbers climb even higher, methinks the wise person would shut their mouth, retire to an undisclosed location, and never even think about politics again.

One has to wonder just how confident they are of all those Nat'l Guard units in DC. All it would take is a fraction turning their guns the other way...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (OUMaO)

341 Aren't streets full of nothing but NG troops going to be very bad optics for Dems?


Well they would be, if shown on national TV and news stations, with dire crawl text or in lots of memes. But probably not if those are all blocked or just not done

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

342 Sorry, I'm done with the hopium. Stinkfinger and Deep Throat will profane their oaths of office on the 20th. Bank. On. It.

Sadly, yes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

343 @325

LV: the Q people's consensus is that MbS was meeting Trump there for a secret meeting, and the massacre was the cover for a CIA assassination attempt on MbS.
Remember that the saudis immediately arrested and froze bank accounts for every prince who was bankrolling the dems the very next day.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (AwPyG)

344 That is not real hair.

It may be cultured backhair from an itinerant baboon...but that is not natural.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (1DEky)

345 I still wonder if the theory Trump was going to declare martial law but Nanzi pulled a quick one and called it first he was doing it and must be stopped.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (Cxk7w)

346 see sidebar update about the new Chinese Communist Party version of star wars, blessed by Disney Lucasfilm!

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (5+1A/)

347 Easy, we vote in the right people who will change the election laws!
Posted by: Liza
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You're too funny Liza!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (UUBmN)

348 He was either a professional or a psychopath. I'm guessing it's a famous anti-gun Democrat congressman, so I'm going with psychopath.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (BDWWT)

I read that was Nancy's "suite" , so I'd say an aid.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (ONvIw)

349 Luntz sounds like a German word meaning dumbass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (lgiXo)

350 Check the wrong box and you end up in The Hair Club for Wildebeests.

Posted by: klaftern at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (RuIsu)

351 There's a shedload of things in the possession of
his intelligence apparatus, that have nothing to do with him, and the
American people deserve to know about it. All of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (oQ94s)

We're talkin' Alien Autopsy aren't we, cause thats the real question.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (Dz5W3)

352 The troops were called in to stop Trump from taking over

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (Cxk7w)

353 Possible, but some of those staffer are better connected than the elected politicians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (xfb67)

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You mean like the real power behind the throne while the elected person is just there to grandstand and mug for the camera? It makes sense seeing as they are the ones who actually write the bills that the congresscritter waves around.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (hpVf/)

354 262- Now I think she either has already or will soon, because now Newsome can appoint Becerra until the November 2022 election.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:02 PM

I thought Becerra already got an appointment to the cabinet?

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (qe5CM)

355 Two lefts and one right, or did the right migrate, ala flounder eyes?


*****

I saw Flounder Nipples open for Phish at Three Rivers Stadium in '06.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (m45I2)

356 339 is my best joke this week, but it may take a bit for people to get it

and sock off

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (LWu6U)

357 I haven't had a drink in nearly 2 decades. Suddenly I'm getting the urge to pound down a line of tequila shooters and go find some heavy machinery to operate.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ICej

Ho Lee Fook. If you're going to jump off the wagon, don't do tequila. What a horrid choice.

By the by, I saw a scene in a show the other day, a guy poured a small glass full of Jack, and then plopped a couple Alka-Seltzer in it. As the thing was bubbling over, I found myself thinking "what a waste of good Alka-Seltzer."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (oQ94s)

358 I laugh when I read a column about election laws "have to change" now. LOL What is going to make that magically happen?

Had to happen 20 years ago but nobody did anything. Inertia, fear, and lack of incentive: nobody gets rich or a building named after them for fixing things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

359 It's NOT a merkin!

Posted by: Frank Gruntz at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (W4eKo)

360 If the Republican nominee is not Trump in 2024, we should write him in.

Posted by: James Schuler at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (j7w9/)

361 Marilyn Monroe once said that if a man can make a woman laugh, he can make her do anything.

I can assure you that is a lie.


So can I. MM must have been off her meds. Or maybe on them. Who knows.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (nxdel)

362 @338

Except that congress is not in charge of directing NG troops.

And notice that the news is talking about the troops, but no one is mentioning at whose request they are present.

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (AwPyG)

363 He was either a professional or a psychopath. I'm guessing it's a famous anti-gun Democrat congressman, so I'm going with psychopath.
Posted by: Mr. Gray

So you think it was Adam Schiff too?

*fistbump *

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (ICej8)

364 310 Dude that's his real hair. Nobody would pay good money for a wig that looked that bad.
Posted by: Roscoe Biggs at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (1pEHT)
========================
You're messing up my lyrics.
- Mark Knopfler

Posted by: Doof at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (mZUr4)

365 I saw Running Dog Capitalism open for Men At Work on their 'Business As Usual' Tour, '83

Posted by: Hands - I read the Disney/CCP sidebar at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (786Ro)

366 Mo Brooks and two more, Nancy always accuses people
of what she planned to do, so I'd say bitch was planning to get a more
solid majority by knocking off a few GOP with donk governors
Posted by: Wraydar Reilly

You must have been reading my posts about Hodgkinson Non-lymphoma.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (KAi1n)

367 Check the wrong box and you end up in The Hair Club for Wildebeests.

Posted by: klaftern at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (RuIsu)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (Dz5W3)

368 There's a shedload of things in the possession of
his intelligence apparatus, that have nothing to do with him, and the
American people deserve to know about it. All of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM (oQ94s)

We're talkin' Alien Autopsy aren't we, cause thats the real question.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (Dz5W3)

Sure. That too.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (oQ94s)

369 Trump will always be the man. Trump 2024.

Posted by: Dwayne at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (gtu/X)

370 The Hill
@thehill

Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."

https://tinyurl.com/y4axmkcw

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (NpAcC)

371 Perhaps I missed it, but did Nancy Pelosi and her colleagues don stoles of camouflage cloth and kneel in the Capitol in honor of an American veteran shot and killed there?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM (a4EWo)

372 see sidebar update about the new Chinese Communist Party version of star wars, blessed by Disney Lucasfilm!
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 04:15 PM (5+1A/)
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DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (TsFZr)

373 Who wears a suit with cuff links and carries a gun in the US Capitol? This is a very small number. Also, the House has surveillance cameras on all public spaces so the shooter's identity can easily be determined. Any chance this was a Pelosi Staffer?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (14Wwm)

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I bet they're all mighty pissed off at the camera person. Was it that Antifa guy Sullivan?

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (hpVf/)

374 Ho Lee Fook. If you're going to jump off the wagon, don't do tequila. What a horrid choice.

Hey now!! What's wrong with tequila?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (nxdel)

375 Glock 21 Gen3 45 ACP Police Trade-ins (Good Condition)

$400

link next

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (UW2ZS)

376 https://bit.ly/2LPMbpw

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (UW2ZS)

377 I can make a woman laugh.
But I can't make a woman be reasonable.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM


Could be the Crocs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (DMUuz)

378 If that were true, then why are there moving vans at the WH? To be some elaborate head fake?

Sorry, I'm done with the hopium. Stinkfinger and Deep Throat will profane their oaths of office on the 20th. Bank. On. It.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM

With all due respect, MP4, it makes for great optics. Moved stuff can be moved back. Remember how we used to refer to Trump as GEOTUS? I believe he's about to earn that designation. We'll see.

I'm banking on an op that will shock the world. The massive armed troop presence, along with all the flurry of recent administrative activity out of his office, just defies the Biden ascension narrative. Trump has not conceded.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (2k7BX)

379 OK, Let me make sure you all got that.
(I am not even sure Lin-Duh got it)

Liza and Henry???

Does that ring a bell?

There's a hole in my bucket??

OK, maybe it wasn't that good.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (LWu6U)

380 Why would Bowser care about more federal troops protecting Biden's swearing at?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (KAi1n)

381 And notice that the news is talking about the troops, but no one is mentioning at whose request they are present.
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:17 PM



If it were 7th dimension chess by PDT, about to "catch them all", all of D.C. would be screaming at the top of their lungs about it. Likewise the media.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (786Ro)

382 I saw Flounder Nipples open for Phish at Three Rivers Stadium in '06.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (m45I2)
====================
But Three Rivers Stadium was demolished in 2001, Mr. Muldoon.
- Forrest Gump

Posted by: Doof at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (mZUr4)

383 Ho Lee Fook. If you're going to jump off the wagon, don't do tequila. What a horrid choice

Which part of my post made you think I was making a wise choice?

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (ICej8)

384 Remember how we used to refer to Trump as GEOTUS?


The reasonable adults among us employed that acronym jokingly

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 04:20 PM (786Ro)

385 Trump has not conceded.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

So? There's no requirement that he concede.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 04:20 PM (KAi1n)

386
336 I'm thinking Trump's assessed the military power he will need to successfully implement the next phase of his "plan". Those troops are all there at his direction, not Biden's.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:09 PM (2k7BX)




Or Trump ordered them there to maintain the peace so democrats can't stage manage another riot to blame on Trump supporters. Stop with the conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (PtOP4)

387 There's a perfectly logical reason for all the NG troops in DC: These assholes think they are the most important people in the world and the thought of having to face the public terrifies them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM

Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (2k7BX)

388 I have relatives who were left leaning and now sound right of Rush
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:10 PM (AwPyG)

I never could have been described as left leaning.

Posted by: InCali at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (9AFWN)

389 > I'm banking on an op that will shock the world. The massive armed troop presence, along with all the flurry of recent administrative activity out of his office, just defies the Biden ascension narrative. Trump has not conceded.

Buddy, don't do this to yourself. It's over. There are no miracle revelations to come.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (UW2ZS)

390 I can make a woman laugh.
But I can't make a woman be reasonable.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM
==================
Rejected REO Speedwagon album title

Posted by: Doof at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (mZUr4)

391 Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."


I'm sure the Lt Governor was appalled at the Democrats for the slander of the Russian election collusion investigation and all the allegations they made that Trump stole the election.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (2DOZq)

392 Trump has not conceded.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

I have not conceded my taxes, yet they are taken out of every paycheck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (xfb67)

393 MPPP, I'm with you, there will be a change of administration on January 20. But that is not the end of the story. It's just the end of Episode One of the trilogy. Episode Two is the Biden-Harris fiasco, and Episode Three is the triumphal (Trumphal?) return.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (TQ6st)

394 Fedderman knows the Democrats got rolled in Pa for state election but they all just wanted Sundowner as president.
Please.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (Cxk7w)

395 Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?

Because any left-inspired riot will be blamed on him.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (2lndx)

396 There's a perfectly logical reason for all the NG troops in DC: These assholes think they are the most important people in the world and the thought of having to face the public terrifies them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 04:14 PM

Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones
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Maybe to burn it all down on the way out...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (UUBmN)

397 But Three Rivers Stadium was demolished in 2001, Mr. Muldoon.
- Forrest Gump
Posted by: Doof at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (mZUr4)


that's amore !!

Posted by: Mr. Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (zZxh0)

398 Ho Lee Fook. If you're going to jump off the wagon, don't do tequila. What a horrid choice
------------
Which part of my post made you think I was making a wise choice?
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:19 PM (ICej

Excellent point.

Shall we keep the paramedics on standby?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (oQ94s)

399 Word is Fedderman or Shapiro are going to run for the Governor seat.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (Cxk7w)

400 I haven't had tequila since freshman year in college, 1985.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (KAi1n)

401 This is exactly why Trump did so much better with
minority voters than the GOPe at large. He treated them like adults and
appealed to the ones that are so sick and tired of being treated like
helpless victims by politicians on both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 15, 2021 03:58 PM (qe5CM)This is why I get tired of hearing about how "divisive" Trump is. Sure, the people that hated him all along, continue to hate him (but now 110% mote so), but that ain't divisive (at least not on the part of Trump). He made in-roads with a myriad of demographics during his first term, and won the hearts and minds (somewhat, at least) of more than a few influencers who couldn't bring themselves to support him 4 years ago. That ain't divisive, either. There so much bald assertion about how horrible he is -- strangely enough, from the very people who guaranteed us he'd be horrible -- but it doesn't comport with his actual record.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 15, 2021 04:22 PM (SOV+T)

402 I'm banking on an op that will shock the world. The massive armed troop presence, along with all the flurry of recent administrative activity out of his office, just defies the Biden ascension narrative. Trump has not conceded.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:18 PM (2k7BX)

I don't think so. Please don't go back to "the plan", just deal with the reality that they won the "war" while we were imagining that our GOP enemies were our friends.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (ONvIw)

403 387 Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?
air force combat infantry to protect the stargate, of course.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

404 Trump has not conceded.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

I think he did a week ago at the same time he called for calm.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (2DOZq)

405 No tequila.

Do the jaeger bombs instead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

406 So? There's no requirement that he concede.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 04:20 PM

Right. But if his position at this time is one of a defeated leader with no options left to salvage even the reputation of his administration, why wouldn't he go ahead and concede and slink away?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (2k7BX)

407 I haven't had a drink in nearly 2 decades. Suddenly I'm getting the urge to pound down a line of tequila shooters and go find some heavy machinery to operate.

The heavy machinery part sounds pretty cool but maybe forgo the tequila. I came crashing down off of the wagon on election night after a long time sober and it definitely was not worth it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (W4eKo)

408 I think he did a week ago at the same time he called for calm.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM

No, he has not.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (2k7BX)

409 392 Trump has not conceded.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones


Trump's concession is unimportant

your's is priceless

Posted by: Mr. Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (zZxh0)

410 Luntz got kicked out of the professional organization American Association of Public Opinion Researchers for unethical research conduct in the 90's.

The fact that the media has had him on after that indicates is an example of why media should not be trusted.

They want people on their shows to play a part--not to provide information. Same as Hannity show--he talks over his guests because he does not want them actually informing people (that would get him in trouble with the bosses by going off script).

Opinion shows on tv news are for the talking heads to agree with the narrative of the day but disagree what it means. Few idiotic key words for example, optics, kinetic action, and so on.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (pO7gM)

411
Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."


Eff off, liar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (pNxlR)

412 I haven't had tequila since freshman year in college, 1985.
Posted by: SFGoth


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (BJLVZ)

413
Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?



lol. Air Force combat infantry.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (PtOP4)

414 Damn, stop with the conspiracy stuff. Slow Joe will be sworn in. He may make it a year then we have Ho Harris for the next 3 three. They will manage to fuck things up so badly that by 2024 even far left loons will be begging for Trump. Okay, that last part was my fantasy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (nxdel)

415 The fraud that demoncraps were targeted for kidnapping and assignations is to make them feel important and worthy...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (UUBmN)

416 Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."

***

I'm going to need someone to slowly explain to me how voting rules that were changed outside of the required legislative procedures were anything except illegal.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (BDWWT)

417 Jewells, thats a commie right there dissing Tequila 'The Elixir of the gods'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (Dz5W3)

418 Trump now understands that he was set up on 1/6, and maybe he ordered them in to play along and make sure he is not set up further.

His supporters are not planning anything for the stealeration, but would anyone in his position assume that the Left is?

It is prudent to have high security to protect from the true insurrectionists since he will be blamed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (LWu6U)

419 Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?
air force combat infantry to protect the stargate, of course.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

a dramatic finish, to be sure nobody accuses him and us of an insurrection again.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (ONvIw)

420 @396

Ha! that works, too.

Either he's going for "The Big Ugly" that Q has been talking about for three years, or it's all been a huge bluff on the hope that the bad guys will be scared enough to back down.

I'm going with Q, but we'll find out soon enough, either way

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:25 PM (AwPyG)

421 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (BJLVZ)


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, WHORE!

Posted by: Sorority Girls Everywhere at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (jOcSX)

422 I laughed my asterisk off when I saw Star Wars The phantom menace and the weird evil aliens had Chinese accents.

Could NOT pull that off nowadays. But I appreciated it then.

Posted by: Loki at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (KqiMr)

423 Steiner will come!

Posted by: Ripley at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (MxEKc)

424 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (kTF2Z)

425 I once went to a bar in Tijuana that gave you a free shot of rotgut tequila with every beer you bought. I've never liked tequila ever since.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (xfb67)

426 I'm going to need someone to slowly explain to me how voting rules that were changed outside of the required legislative procedures were anything except illegal.

Ask Blian.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (W4eKo)

427 I'll take it further.

Not only would I vote for Trump, I'd vote for Don Jr. if he runs.

In fact, I'd vote for a bottle of Baron Trump with a bottle of Trump Winery Meritage as his running mate.

And I'll never vote for any other candidate put forward by the GOPe, even if they have a cool eye-patch or speak in annoying, nasally tones about the Founding Fathers on the House Floor.

Not one more vote, not one more dime.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (dJsTl)

428 Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?
air force combat infantry to protect the stargate, of course.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

The Emperor Wolf waived his wand and said the magic word "covid". Poof

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (ONvIw)

429 Buddy, don't do this to yourself. It's over. There are no miracle revelations to come.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM

Have you ever seen a "transition of power" that even comes close to looking like this one does? It's not by accident, it's not ordered by Nancy or Biden, and there are too many anomalies that just don't make sense.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (2k7BX)

430 ...Air Force combat infantry. Why?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:21 PM (2k7BX)

Air. Force... Infantry.

One of these things is not like the other.

Or as Jimmy Durante used to say "everybody wants ta get in on da act!"

I'm not saying there IS no such thing as "Air Force Infantry," just that it's an oxymoron, and there shouldn't be. Just like there shouldn't be fruits in high heels in the military either.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (oQ94s)

431 I saw Flounder Nipples open for Phish at Three Rivers Stadium in '06.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (m45I2)
====================
But Three Rivers Stadium was demolished in 2001, Mr. Muldoon.
- Forrest Gump


******

Well, in my defense, it was. Phish concert so I may have been high.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (m45I2)

432
"I'm going to need someone to slowly explain to me how voting rules
that were changed outside of the required legislative procedures were
anything except illegal."

Hey it worked didn't it?


Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (+y8uL)

433 No, he has not.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:24 PM (2k7BX)

Yes he has . He said his focus was on a smooth transition.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (2DOZq)

434 Jewells, thats a commie right there dissing Tequila 'The Elixir of the gods'.

I know, right? Besides, tequila makes her clothes fall off. Morons like naked ladies, correct?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (nxdel)

435 Amazon Sidewalk, and why you might want to turn it off.

https://archive.is/1YzB3

Archived it, so you're not monetizing WIRED.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 04:01 PM (L8ADy)

*****

It's my understanding that Dominion couldn't possibly access the internet in that exact same way, so I'm going to say this product that accesses the internet cannot possibly be real.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (BDWWT)

436 @409

I don't think that's Muldoon. He's better at grammar, and not so formal

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (AwPyG)

437
Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."

https://tinyurl.com/y4axmkcw
Posted by: redridinghood


It's "a threat to democracy."...which is sedition...which is domestic terrorism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (/UFpF)

438 just deal with the reality that they won the "war" while we were imagining that our GOP enemies were our friends.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (ONvIw)
They won this battle. The war is not over by a long shot. (I know, "Was it over wen the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?") But seriously, 75 million of us will wake up next Thursday morning and be even more pissed off than we are now. And Biden-Harris will be at their high water mark of popular support.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (TQ6st)

439 I thought awhile back, Nurse said tequila made her clothes fall off.
Come on man!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (Dz5W3)

440 This is a really good conversation about stable trades and have overlapping skillsets.

https://youtu.be/7pH4Hb5CZWE

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (jOcSX)

441
"Air Force combat infantry"

What?

Posted by: pawn at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (WKDxF)

442 Have you ever seen a "transition of power" that even comes close to looking like this one does? It's not by accident, it's not ordered by Nancy or Biden, and there are too many anomalies that just don't make sense.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:26 PM (2k7BX)

I never saw a basement campaign, or a mail in election, a President deprived of email, or any of this shit, but here it is.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (ONvIw)

443 Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was rigged or that we were trying to steal the election - thats a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech.


If lies are illegal Nancy Pelosi would have already died on Old Sparky



Posted by: Loki at January 15, 2021 04:29 PM (KqiMr)

444 I can make a woman laugh.
But I can't make a woman be reasonable.
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM


I can make a woman laugh. But that's it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:29 PM (2JVJo)

445 OT: I am really glad that a few years ago I decided that any future purchases of DVDs or BluRays would be from secondhand stores.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 15, 2021 04:29 PM (awtm/)

446 I'm not saying there IS no such thing as "Air Force
Infantry," just that it's an oxymoron, and there shouldn't be. Just
like there shouldn't be fruits in high heels in the military either.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:27 PM (oQ94s)
The Navy has their own infantry.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:29 PM (TQ6st)

447 Regarding the declassifications, I suspect this is all shit that Trump ordered reviewed and declassified and gave to Barr to release as he saw fit. Barr instead sat on it, like the DOD sat on Trumps drawdown orders. If the review process is complete it will likely actually get out.

Posted by: Jackal at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (yicZh)

448 'I know, right? Besides, tequila makes her clothes fall off. Morons like naked ladies, correct?'
Jewells, LOL. Just read this. We both remembered.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (Dz5W3)

449 404 Nope, Trump simply said Biden administration and peaceful transition humina humina but NOT conceding he lost.

The media put that there.

One of the reasons that Trump might not be conceding is that it means the court and administrative challenges to the vote fraud are not MOOT. The courts may try to dismiss them some other way such as no remedy in the court's power (not justiciable) but that is appealable. In lesser races, courts have reversed election results in the past due to fraud, mistake, etc. because of the idea that the people's choice should not be affected by fraudulent or mistaken results.

Under common law, there is a doctrine that every right has a remedy to make the person whole. Free and fair elections are a right guaranteed by law to voters and the candidates themselves as well as due process.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (pO7gM)

450 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (W2Pud)

Nurse, I sent you an e-mail to protonmail; I'm just checking to make sure you got it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (2JVJo)

451 Also heard on radio on way home Sundowner the Usurper $2Billion spending package is giving everyone $1400 and all kinds of give
a ways for people

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

452 Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech."


Then have a forensic audit done and humiliate all of us. F off and die.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (ICej8)

453 ill wake up next Thursday morning and be even more pissed off than we are now. And Biden-Harris will be at their high water mark of popular support.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:28 PM (TQ6st)

They won't have to run for reelection til 2024 no matter if their approval is a fake 90% or a real 10%.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (ONvIw)

454 Disney....noodie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 15, 2021 04:31 PM (Dz5W3)

455 447 Regarding the declassifications, I suspect this is all shit that Trump ordered reviewed and declassified and gave to Barr to release as he saw fit. Barr instead sat on it, like the DOD sat on Trumps drawdown orders. If the review process is complete it will likely actually get out.
Posted by: Jackal at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (yicZh)

Barr probably ate the juicy parts

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM (ONvIw)

456 409

I don't think that's Muldoon


******


Correct. Not me. Same with #397

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM (m45I2)

457 Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (Cxk7w)

Trillion. With a T

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM (C35Jn)

458 They won't have to run for reelection til 2024 no matter if their approval is a fake 90% or a real 10%.

Posted by: Wraydar Reilly at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (ONvIw)

True. It is going to suck for a long time. But we will survive and come back in Act 3.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM (TQ6st)

459 I know it looks rough right now..but how did Trump even get to be president? Last non pol president before that was Eisenhower, and all he did was head up winning WW2 in Europe...some really powerful people must have made that happen. Did they desert him? Why? I am not so sure this is over.

Posted by: azjaeger at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM (3/XaG)

460 Trillion. With a T
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 15, 2021 04:32 PM

Free "college" for all, all student loans forgiven!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:33 PM (2k7BX)

461 I'm not saying there IS no such thing as "Air Force Infantry," just that it's an oxymoron, and there shouldn't be. Just like there shouldn't be fruits in high heels in the military either.
Posted by: BurtTC

The AF does have their own version of a special forces unit. Fairly certain they operate on the ground.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:34 PM (ICej8)

462 Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman: "This idea that saying that Pennsylvania was 'rigged' or that we were 'trying to steal the election' -- that's a lie. And you do not have the right, that is not protected speech.

If a reporter still exists, they need to ask him if he would submit to a public polygraph test as to his statement.

Heck, the whole PA Rep. establishment needs to pin his butt down that way and file an ethics complaint that he is advocating violation of the 1st Amendment.

They won't because I suspect now that the Republicans GoPe has been cheating in primaries for years.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:35 PM (pO7gM)

463 George Wills vs Frank Luntz, battle for toupee supremacy.

My money is on Will. He's been around linger and his toupee's seen more action.

Posted by: David LeBlanc at January 15, 2021 04:36 PM (Vn1JE)

464 they did'nt want hill

Posted by: vizzy at January 15, 2021 04:36 PM (R/9t3)

465 Cannibal Bob.. great minds Plus I love that song. I laugh every time I hear it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

466 Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:30 PM (pO7gM)

He specifically said his focus was on a smooth transition. He's not pursuing anything.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:36 PM (2DOZq)

467 @449, It could also be Trumps way of illustrating the illegitimacy of Biden/Harris. All those troops (assuming Trump is actually in control, I have my doubts) have a similar effect to the normies.

Posted by: Jackal at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM (yicZh)

468 Sock Monkey,

Combat Air Controllers are one, Pararescue are another that operate on the ground. There are also Combat Weathermen of all things.
AF SP's (Security Police) are also the Air Force's security units that are the closest thing to Army infantry rank and file.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM (pO7gM)

469 The AF does have their own version of a special forces unit. Fairly certain they operate on the ground.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:34 PM (ICej

To protect their air bases.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

470
noof

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM (/UFpF)

471 129 I think the reason why we haven't been told who shot Ashili Babbit is that it was some congressional staffer with connections.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

My money is still on Adam Schiff.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 03:46 PM (ICej

There were people speculating that it was Schmuck Schumer based on the hairline at the back of the shooter's head, and Schiff does have similar hair.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 15, 2021 04:38 PM (H3MF8)

472 The AF does have their own version of a special forces unit. Fairly certain they operate on the ground.

Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:34 PM (ICej

Yes they do. Pretty much like the pathfinders in WWII if remember right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 04:39 PM (9Om/r)

473 466, You did not read the rest of my comments, there are still live legal cases. Even the PA fraud case is still technically live, Scotus just refused to move up briefs. A concession ends those cases as a moot dispute immediately.

Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:39 PM (pO7gM)

474 It could also be Trumps way of illustrating the illegitimacy of Biden/Harris. All those troops (assuming Trump is actually in control, I have my doubts) have a similar effect to the normies.
Posted by: Jackal at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM

If the Biden admin's a'blowing in all legit and shit, why the second impeachment? Why the attempt at the 25th? Why the attempt at removing Trump's access to the football and the military? If they've got this, they certainly aren't acting it. Their behavior is that of fear, and there's absolutely no denying that.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:41 PM (2k7BX)

475 noof
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 04:37 PM

doon

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:42 PM (2k7BX)

476 473 466, You did not read the rest of my comments, there are still live legal cases. Even the PA fraud case is still technically live, Scotus just refused to move up briefs. A concession ends those cases as a moot dispute immediately.
Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:39 PM (pO7gM)

I still expect those cases to be thrown out immediately once it's safe to do so. That's the whole reason they scheduled the hearings for right after the Usurper's Ball on January 20th.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 15, 2021 04:43 PM (H3MF8)

477 329 I haven't had a drink in nearly 2 decades. Suddenly I'm getting the urge to pound down a line of tequila shooters and go find some heavy machinery to operate.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * at January 15, 2021 04:13 PM (ICej

Hang in there, Sock Monkey.

Posted by: m at January 15, 2021 04:43 PM (UM8Xw)

478 ... right after the Usurper's Ball on January 20th.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 15, 2021 04:43

there will be no ball.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 15, 2021 04:45 PM (2k7BX)

479 If this prelude is what I think it is, then I'll do a Snoopy Dance that will be celebrated through the ages.

If not, then it's back to work fulfilling the oath at the ballot box again. But there will be NO QUITTING EVER.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 15, 2021 04:55 PM (KATBx)

480 357 By the by, I saw a scene in a show the other day, a guy poured a small glass full of Jack, and then plopped a couple Alka-Seltzer in it. As the thing was bubbling over, I found myself thinking "what a waste of good Alka-Seltzer."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 04:16 PM (oQ94s)

Ha!

Posted by: m at January 15, 2021 04:56 PM (UM8Xw)

481 Posted by: whig at January 15, 2021 04:39 PM (pO7gM)


Roger that.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 04:57 PM (HnB/8)

482 403 387 Trump ordered them in, not the assholes. And now, Air Force combat infantry. Why?
air force combat infantry to protect the stargate, of course.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 04:23 PM (v3pYe)

The Gate is 300 feet under the NCOC.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 15, 2021 04:59 PM (PQMST)

483 Remember that time Frank Luntz got exposed as a hack who would change polling numbers for people if they hired him on as a consultant?

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at January 15, 2021 05:03 PM (bhPL1)

484 @474 Because they can and Trump broke them.

Posted by: Jackal at January 15, 2021 05:06 PM (yicZh)

485 That Washington DC will be filled with 20,000 armed troops on inauguration day, to swear in a president who is the polar opposite of Trump about whom half the population says was elected fraudulently, sends a really really bad message to realist uncrazy foreign countries who thought they might depend on the United States for security

HORRENDOUS OPTICS

Not a political situation I'd want to depend on

Corollary: Whoever sent those hundred or 200 people in to create havoc at the capitol, they completely spoiled the inauguration of the Unpresident as collateral damage.

Did I mention bad optics?

Posted by: Ssmls at January 15, 2021 05:22 PM (nKPgU)

486 Good gawd where'd he get the cheap rug, looks like something he picked up at Home Depot in the cheap rug department and he cut it himself.

Posted by: Rose at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (f/Wek)

487 You'd think these guys with bad toupees who are on TV, for god's sake, would watch themselves and see how ridiculous they look. Or, perhaps they do watch and think, "Damn, I sure do look hot!"

Posted by: ruralbob at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (PqKIk)

488 hey frank, rent the rug doctor!

Posted by: trump 4 ever at January 15, 2021 06:28 PM (er/ld)

489 "This jackass' ridiculous hairpiece makes me want to kick off my shoes and do the twist on his head. Shagadelic, baby."

Spoken well, Ace. Love it. Like I always say, you and my brother(I guess that makes you one) literally speak the same.

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 16, 2021 10:58 AM (XbE5u)

490 as hard-progressive as AOC's left nipple on a crisp February morn. I demand on being part of the investigative committee that documents the hardness.
Asking for a friend.

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Posted by: Charles at January 16, 2021 10:48 PM (baxhz)

492 and 5 -10% of the biden voters. in a month it will be 20%

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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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