Sexts of Actor Armie Hammer (Lone Ranger, Man from UNCLE) Leaked

Ethan Van Sciver reads the sexts in this video.

When I saw the headline for this, I imagined Armie Hammer's claim to want to "eat you," and confession of being "100% a cannibal," was wink-wink stuff. Like Spinal Tap sexual imagery.

I want to wink-wink eat you, baby, because I'm a wink-wink cannibal.

But to work as a metaphor, you have to keep sort of vague. At least vague enough so that your "eat you" stuff can apply to oral sex.

He did not keep it vague.

He made it very specific.

Alarmingly specific.

Here's a print article about it, if you'd rather read about his body-mutilation and cannibal sex-talk.

"You just live to obey and be my slave. I will own you. Would you come and be my property till you die?" Hammer allegedly asked in one message. "If I wanted to cut off one of your toes and keep it with me in my pocket so I always had piece of you in my possession?"

In another, Hammer tells a woman that he wants to "brand you, tattoo you, mark you, shave your head and keep your hair with me, cut a piece of your skin off and make you cook it for me."

The actor then noted that the two would hypothetically win a contest of "'Who's [sic] slave/master relationship is the strongest'" if she followed his commands "to slit your wrists and use the blood as lube for a***."

Hammer also spoke numerous times of his desire to break bones and make his partners bleed during prospective sexual encounters, going so far as to tell one woman that he was "going to c-- thinking of breaking your bones."

"Text me about breaking your bones while raping you," wrote Hammer. "My c--k is in my hand. And Iím thinking of breaking your ribs."

Prince just emailed me to say, "That's not how you do a flirty sexual metaphor. You keep it light. You make it about a red car or a blue beret or something. You don't tell her to slit her wrists so you can use her blood as lube. That's third-date shit."


I know I should take a principled stance against this kind of cyberbullying and invasion of privacy, but fuck these people. They wouldn't say jackshit on behalf of any of us.

Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM




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1 Okay...

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (wgghp)

2 but any talk of the elite being psychotic murdering maniacs is a conspiracy theory. natch

Posted by: johnnydrama at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (XrpMJ)

3 Why do women fall for this type of weirdo?

Posted by: Constant Perveyor at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (dzOHC)

4 Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (W2Pud)

5 I guess this is wrong?

If he acted better I'd give him a pass, but no, no pass.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (royi5)

6 That's worse than the 50 Shades of Grey stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (W2Pud)

7 Yikes!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (CjFDo)

8 Who's Armie Hammer?

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (88xKn)

9 Yeah, but........Trump said PUSSY.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (AD3JT)

10 UGH

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (786Ro)

11 I thought it was Armand Hammer at first. That would have been weirder, I think.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (dYe5S)

12 He'll probably get more acting jobs now..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (CjFDo)

13 I've had some weird sexual fantasies over the years but cannibalism, mutilation, and murder never entered.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (o2MD2)

14 >>>11 I thought it was Armand Hammer at first. That would have been weirder, I think.


I think he's armand hammer's grandson or great grandson

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (5+1A/)

15 Ok, first off, his name is Armie Hammer? Really? No wonder he's fucked up in the head.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (kTF2Z)

16 So now *that's* sexting ?! I have so much to learn....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (6mvRv)

17 Who?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (L8ADy)

18 yeah, kind of wish i'd stayed busy at work rather than read that...

i need a shower now.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (8D42x)

19 Haha. Whatever floats your boat, buddy.

And I met Wickedpinto in person many years ago. He did not express any interest in violence of this nature.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (rWZ8Y)

20 he played Ilya Kurarkin in the Man from UNCLE reboot

also played the very lame, fake version of the Lone Ranger in the reboot

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (5+1A/)

21 Dude, you are weird.

Posted by: Billy Bob Thorton at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

22 You'd think this sort of thing would be a giant beacon tractor beam laser sighted target lock for SMOD.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (yL25O)

23 Has Cannibal Bob weighed in yet?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (F0YaR)

24 Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (lmikk)

25 In another, Hammer tells a woman that he wants to "brand you, tattoo you, mark you, shave your head and keep your hair with me, cut a piece of your skin off and make you cook it for me."

That's HAWT!

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (ZfRYq)

26 Mrs.Peel,

I intended that as a joking reference to WickedPinto's old "I break bitches" thing. But I can see how, in context, it seems like a much more serious insult than I intended. So I deleted it.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (5+1A/)

27 Dude, maybe tone it down a notch.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (kTF2Z)

28 Lol.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (H5knJ)

29 WickedPinto, now that's a name I have not heard in a very long time.

Posted by: Artesian at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (eXDPU)

30 "In light of reports of more demonstrations, I urge that there must be NO violence, NO lawbreaking and NO vandalism of any kind," the president said in a statement to Fox News. "That is not what I stand for and it is not what America stands for. I call on ALL Americans to help ease tensions and calm tempers. Thank You."


If you record this, slow it down, reverse it, run it through a modulator, then speed it up triple speed and play it forward, it kind of sounds like he says "To all of my minions, rape, pillage, murder, heil Hitler".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (QYoFn)

31 So- basically Hanibal Lecter with sadomasochistic bons mots and cruel serieux's

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

32 Yeah. That's probable cause to search his crawl space stuff.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)

33 Ex boyfriend of Angelina Jolie?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (o2MD2)

34 3 Why do women fall for this type of weirdo?
Posted by: Constant Perveyor at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (dzOHC)

1) Good looking
2) Rich
3) Hollywood "star"


But guys would jump into bed with Amber Heard before looking to see if she left anything there first, so...as a species we have issues.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

35 Yes, but Armie is all and handsome.

#notmetoo

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (ZfRYq)

36 Remember, voice actor Vic Mignogna was fired from Rooster Teeth and Funamation because some idiot aka Monical Rial said (among other things) that Vic harassed her by eating a jelly bean with Monica's name on it. And then, *gasp*, Vic said that he "was eating Monica Rial".

He didn't even say that he was eating Monica's bean, which could have been a metaphor for oral decadence.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (hbfWH)

37 Wait, isn't this pretty normal by Hollywood standards? I mean he wasn't even sexting his niece!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (qlFIA)

38 Sheez, it was a raspberry beret. That she bought at a second hand store.

Posted by: Antifa at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (xfb67)

39 Tall and handsome. Not all.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (ZfRYq)

40 WTF is with this Arm and Hammer shit? Why were people naming their kids like this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (QYoFn)

41 Hollywood was been trying to make Hammer "happen", as they say, for years now. I think these texts are likely coming out as part of his ongoing divorce. Some idiot married and had kids with him.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (AD3JT)

42 As sick as this guy is, how fucked up do these women have to be to find this sort of thing appealing?

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (Q+VZw)

43 seek help buddy. Like maybe Jesus.

Posted by: the NXIVM cult at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (yL25O)

44 Great way to jump start your career, Armie baby.

Posted by: Desultory joe at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (L9P9s)

45 Which one was wickedpinto?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (lmikk)

46 A strange combination of 50 Shades of Grey and American Psycho.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (6xA3t)

47 >>>38 Sheez, it was a raspberry beret. That she bought at a second hand store.


but raspberries are blue, or else frozen popsicles have lied to me

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (5+1A/)

48 Who is this????

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (zy+gb)

49 40 WTF is with this Arm and Hammer shit? Why were people naming their kids like this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (QYoFn)

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Pretty sure he's Armand Hammer's great grandson

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (Q+VZw)

50 Armie who???

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (O+I8R)

51 This dude should be starved in a barrel. What a freak ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (6mvRv)

52 Sometimes you just want to see the paths that brought someone to this point.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (B0mGw)

53 But guys would jump into bed with Amber Heard before looking to see if she left anything there first, so...as a species we have issues.
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (Ojki1)

That's different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (lmikk)

54 40 WTF is with this Arm and Hammer shit? Why were people naming their kids like this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (QYoFn)


What are you talking about?

Posted by: Rainn Wilson at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (ZfRYq)

55 Wait Armie Hammer? Is he the kid of the old Soviet useful idiot Armand Hammer?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (qlFIA)

56 Trump said "pussy."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

57 Obviously a Hillary supporter.

I betcha she's got Huma's toe and Anthony's Weiner in her pocket.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (aj2cY)

58 What's so sexy about fucking Baking Soda??

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (HrMC1)

59 Thank you, Ace, I really appreciate that. Wickedpinto did have some issues, and I even had some flame wars with him on the Innocent Bystanders blog, but I really wouldn't compare him to this guy.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (rWZ8Y)

60 >>>41 Hollywood was been trying to make Hammer "happen", as they say, for years now. I think these texts are likely coming out as part of his ongoing divorce. Some idiot married and had kids with him.


yes to the first part, and "I didn't know that, but that sounds right" to the second

i'm surprised he's straight. but i'm almost always surprised to hear that any guy is straight, nowadays

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (5+1A/)

61 just the kind of guy a girl wants in the next room while showering.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (o2MD2)

62 Jeebus, I had to look the guy up. Never heard of him. He's the grandson of Armand Hammer - billions. Now he's a fucking actor? WTF? Looks like a poof.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (w7uQA)

63 Who names their kid after a brand of baking soda?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (m45I2)

64 if she followed his commands "to slit your wrists and use the blood as lube for a***

Dang.

I once had sex in the missionary position without taking my socks off first and I thought that was kinky.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (TCZSz)

65 but raspberries are blue, or else frozen popsicles have lied to me

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (5+1A/)

You don't want to know what the pudding pops did.

Posted by: Antifa at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (xfb67)

66 I'd rather talk about Prince.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (O+I8R)

67 Hey WickedPinto has been here past few days.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (ZfRYq)

68 These are the fucking degenerates who presume to assert moral authority over us, just in case there was any doubt.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (0Uf+z)

69 55 Wait Armie Hammer? Is he the kid of the old Soviet useful idiot Armand Hammer?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (qlFIA)

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Great grandson

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (Q+VZw)

70 He IS the grandson of Armand Hammer

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (HrMC1)

71 >>>59 Thank you, Ace, I really appreciate that. Wickedpinto did have some issues, and I even had some flame wars with him on the Innocent Bystanders blog, but I really wouldn't compare him to this guy.


I didn't really mean to, except for the breaking thing. Thank you for noting I went wrong there.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (5+1A/)

72 I wonder if Saddam's sons were this twisted?

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (aj2cY)

73
55 Wait Armie Hammer? Is he the kid of the old Soviet useful idiot Armand Hammer?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (qlFIA)

Grandson and, yes.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (6xA3t)

74 This seems sane...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (saZtE)

75 Me think Kemo Sabe one sick fuck

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (2cfUo)

76 Who the hell is this guy?

*looks him up

Who the hell is this guy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (QYoFn)

77 Surprised he has not played Hannibal Lecter.

Damn, that was a bizarre TV show. Mads was very good in it, but that shit was Millennium level fucked up- and I am not talking about serial killer first season Millennium, I am talking the later seasons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (lmikk)

78 but any talk of the elite being psychotic murdering maniacs is a conspiracy theory. natch
Posted by: johnnydrama at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (XrpMJ)


I was reading an NPR thing about the insane conspiracy that Hollywood is full of pedos while on tv there was an ad for the light and breezy new comedy Mr. Mayor with Ted Danson.

Part of the commercial has Ted Danson's teenage daughter, who is in a private school uniform (vaguely Catholic), yell something about how she hates that they had to move into this awful house! The aide says "Your wife has a point, sir" and they both go no no no that's my daughter. Aide replies "it's so hard to tell in LA".

But it's suuuuuch a crazy conspiracy theory that jokes are made about old man/very young girl in LA in a silly little sitcom.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

79 He has a brother named Clorox.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (kTF2Z)

80 Da f*** ? no pun intended

Posted by: Ziba at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (S1hrL)

81 Wow, our name is just for irony, dude.

Posted by: Fine Young Cannibals at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (r+sAi)

82 Amber Heard may be a crazy violent b*tch, but at least if you are a geriatric druggie (sorry Johnny Depp) its manageable.


Make sure you hide all the sharp objects, don't drink anything she hands you and for the love of God don't leave a toaster around when you take a shower and I'd say its worth the risk.


Posted by: Some Moron at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (qlFIA)

83 What a degenerate pervert!!!!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (5+1A/)

84 I mean I know we're not 2 weeks in yet but so far...


How does my ass taste?

Posted by: 2021 at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (NIX5S)

85 Aw, I knew you didn't mean it that way. OK, bring it in for a hug.

...that's not where hands go for hugs

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (rWZ8Y)

86 What if this is what the chick was into?

I mean, besides being disgusting, as long as they weren't acting on it, who gives a shit?

Posted by: TheHoser at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (b9pgb)

87 72 I wonder if Saddam's sons were this twisted?
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (aj2cY)


They were worse.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (o2MD2)

88 Slice them up like a fucking Hammer?

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (Ti+Tv)

89 I thought these were some 90 year old man, former 50s actor sexts. I was imagining the futurama professor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (QYoFn)

90 Well, at least he didn't say pussy.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (vgGvZ)

91 Who names their kid after baking soda?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (m45I2)

92 Who names their kid after a brand of baking soda?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (m45I2)



People who are super duper ultra rich from owning the baking soda company

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (GbPPJ)

93 Man I get all weirded out when I end up around swingers at a party or when some of my friends ask if I want to come over and bang their lady so they watch
I tend to stay away from these people so I am not perceived as some weirdo and feel normal.
Then you read sh*t like this and realize what I just described seem normal in comparison.

People are weird AF nowadays.

Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (0jZnq)

94 Saddam's kids liked to actually rape and torture people.

So worse then this Armie Hammer guy.


About on par with Kevin Spacey though.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (qlFIA)

95 79 He has a brother named Clorox.
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He prefers being referred to as Bleach.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (w7uQA)

96

So that whole pizzagate thing, and the perversity of Bryan Singer, not quite the worst huh.

But look Tom Hanks took time out from his busy schedule of wearing women's clothes and running cabana boys ragged to give us a great musical production of Joe Biden's America.

Whee!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (dzrUP)

97 76 Who the hell is this guy?

*looks him up

Who the hell is this guy?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (QYoFn)

I had the same experience when I looked him up. I was thinking of getting the John Carter movie, any fucked up whackos there? That we 'know' about (I am assuming since Hollywood there are.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (lmikk)

98 I don't recognize his name or his face after looking him up. But then again I've been boycotting leftist entertainment a while now. I understand he is an outspoken lefty so they will start re-introducing him in a year or so.

Posted by: SamIam at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (iTCEE)

99 I wonder if he's into Couples Play.

Posted by: David French at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (5+1A/)

100 If Zombie General Sherman ever rises up and calls for volunteers to help him raze Hollywood, I'm down.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (YYlyE)

101 I mean....

I know this is the place to make crude jokes about that kind of stuff, but. Damn. That's "I need to take a shower after reading that" territory.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (A1UwY)

102 I wonder if the Baking Soda dude got a rise out of it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (TCZSz)

103 It's gotta be close to G*d turning the earth into a ball of fire. G*d saw Armie Hammer and said, "I am disappoint."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (O+I8R)

104 Willowed from last thread

So I see there are now 20,000 troops in DC, so many they are having them sleep on the floors of public buildings

Isn't this exactly how you pictured the foreign conquest of the US?

Also, I guess coronavirus doesn't infect soldiers defending Xiden just like it doesn't infect BLM/Antifa rioters.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (qlFIA)

105 when some of my friends ask if I want to come over and bang their lady so they watch


Jonah?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (QYoFn)

106 I'd rather talk about McConnell, all things considered. Actually, I'd rather talk about beef chow fun. Ironically, like chop suey, it was invented because some violent dick wanted late night eats. In beef chow fun's case, a hangry Japanese WW2 general in Canton.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (KAi1n)

107 so now they released tracking people at the capital building durring Jan6


how come they did not do that for any rioting,looting, statue toppleing in 2020?


oh yeah, it is us

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (r4bSV)

108 I understand he is an outspoken lefty so they will start re-introducing him in a year or so.
Posted by: SamIam at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (iTCEE)


What's wild is he is a moderate right winger in his family.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (GbPPJ)

109 What a conundrum. Sounds like Friday night 'round Bawney Fwank's place.

Posted by: Rip Torn's drunk hair at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (HI3xr)

110 but raspberries are blue, or else frozen popsicles have lied to me

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (5+1A/)

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Those bastards and their gimmicky tricks!

The next time I see an Icee machine dispensing blue raspberry...

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (ch6++)

111 The Man from Uncle? More like The Man from Anthropophagus

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

112 When I see the name Armie, I hear it in Miss Piggy's voice.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (Ti+Tv)

113 But first you have to be into Betsy...

Posted by: brak at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (5o+mS)

114 Hammer and Sicko

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (m45I2)

115 103 It's gotta be close to G*d turning the earth into a ball of fire. G*d saw Armie Hammer and said, "I am disappoint."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (O+I8R)

...

Surely we're into stoppage time by now.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (yL25O)

116 But it's suuuuuch a crazy conspiracy theory that jokes are made about old man/very young girl in LA in a silly little sitcom.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (GbPPJ)

The older, powerful man with the hot young wife is a trope as old as time. Because it is true.

Now, not the pedo shit, I am saying legal age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (lmikk)

117 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (m45I2)

118 Meh, they're all drug-addled perverts

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (ifmtJ)

119 Should I change my name to Tide?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (w7uQA)

120 I wonder if the Baking Soda dude got a rise out of it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (TCZSz)

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It is rather base.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

121 Well, that'll take the luster off of Netflix's latest deviance normalization crusade.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (KnJdm)

122 The troops are sleeping on the floors of public buildings? This is an outrage. The citizens of DC should host these troops in their homes and feed them at their own expense.

-the Left, probably

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (rWZ8Y)

123 Don't know or care who this guy is, but he's got serious mental problems, and no woman should ever go near him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (k4dH2)

124 It's an open secret that many famous actors fucked the shit out of an underage Lindsey Lohan, and yet... not a peep.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (5+1A/)

125 It's hammer time!

Posted by: Armies Red Room and Tool Shop at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (BVTOw)

126 Armie ? More like Jack Hammer. amirite?

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (2cfUo)

127 It is rather base.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

Is this some kind of litmus test?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (xfb67)

128 Who the hell is this guy?

*looks him up

Who the hell is this guy?


Same. I roll my eyes when someone says, "Who is this Chris Pratt guy?" or "Who is this Beyonce chick?" But Armie Hammer? Who?

I did see the Lone Ranger. It was awful. I barely remember anything about this guy.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)

129 The "celeb" world has come a long way from the days of the Fatty Arbuckle scandal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (O+I8R)

130 104 18-1, A democracy that has to do that has lost the mandate of heaven. That is what this is all about--a successful coup and trying to consolidate it.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (pO7gM)

131 Holy shit, I thought it was baking soda.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (+ya+t)

132 Armie Hammer: If Zodiac had a son

Dude's a bit of a psychopath, eh? He's perfect for Hollyweird.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (HhXSr)

133 I really liked Man from UNCLE but resented the movie pushing the Russian (Armie Hammer) as the main character while relegating Henry Cavill to almost a supporting role.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (5+1A/)

134 *sniffle*

This brings a tear to the eye *sniffle*


https://www.outkick.com/trump-gab-twitter/

Gab backed up Trump's twitter feed and threw it all back up on Gab.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (GbPPJ)

135 When I have told people Ajax's (my dog) name, they will ask me 'Why name him after cleaner?' I have also gotten that he was the bad guy in the first Deadpool.

I will ask them, Greek Hero? Illiad? *blank look*

READ A FUCKING BOOK BESIDES HARRY POTTER!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (lmikk)

136 Who the hell is this guy?



*looks him up



Who the hell is this guy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (QYoFn)

Thankfully, I don't know.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (KnJdm)

137 Put me in there with "who?" I don't know if I have seen a movie with him in it unless he was a bit player.

Bit player, heh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

138 I can't wait for Cuties II!

We'll show it in the White House.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (xfb67)

139 Bitter clinger,
You're cracking me up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (W2Pud)

140 Ironically, like chop suey, it was invented because some violent dick wanted late night eats.


*****

I misread that as 'late night cats'. That works too.

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (m45I2)

141 So, another Hollywood sociopath? There's a shocker.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (ZSK0i)

142 91 Who names their kid after baking soda?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (m45I2)

Church and Dwight has always owned Arm and Hammer - still do. Because Armand was often asked about whether he owned the baking soda company, towards the end of his life he asked about buying the company.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (6xA3t)

143 I will say that the Disney Infinity Lone Ranger module was pretty fun on Xbox.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (yL25O)

144 But look Tom Hanks took time out from his busy schedule of wearing women's clothes and running cabana boys ragged to give us a great musical production of Joe Biden's America.

Whee!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:14 PM (dzrUP)

I missed that bit about the cabana boys. I thought he was long time married.

Also, this Hammer guy is gross. The only thing grosser are the chicks that dig that.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (+X9Vs)

145 I think Armie Hammer is going to get about a million love notes from lonely chicks this week.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (qpX6U)

146 The Left is the home of Democrats, communists, socialists, deviants, abortionists, race mongers, all manner of freaks and weirdos, and Stan.

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (+y8uL)

147 Is this some kind of litmus test?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (xfb67)

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That's some acid wit right there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:19 PM (kTF2Z)

148 147 Is this some kind of litmus test?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (xfb67)

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That's some acid wit right there.
Posted by: Duke Lowel

basic bitch pun tbh

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (5+1A/)

149 So we have to censor "anal" when it references a sex act now?? The otters aren't going to be happy about that.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (ab0zp)

150 I thought Tom Hanks was a pedophile.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (w7uQA)

151 WATCH NEXT ON NETFLIX
Cupcakes: The story of a kindly veteran actor who takes on an adorable pre-teen dance troop and helps them learn to come together as a team, win the national twerking trophy, and then feasts on their flesh.

It will warm you heart! -- some critic
Gave me a big boner -- Hunter B.

I can't stop spanking it...err...watching it -- Paul K

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (qlFIA)

152 133 I really liked Man from UNCLE but resented the movie pushing the Russian (Armie Hammer) as the main character while relegating Henry Cavill to almost a supporting role.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (5+1A/)

Have not watched that one, only caught snippets. Mom is a huge Man from UNCLE fan (old school.) She did not like the new movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (lmikk)

153 It's an open secret that many famous actors fucked the shit out of an underage Lindsey Lohan, and yet... not a peep.
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:17 PM (5+1A/)


It's really sick what Disney and her dogshit parents let happen toher.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (y7DUB)

154 Hey baby, wanna see my Star Wars collection??

Nudge nudge, wink wink

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (+nmVv)

155 That is bizarre shit, I liked him until now in movies.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (Cxk7w)

156 I want to hear James Earl Jones read it instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (ab0zp)

157 he was very bland in lone ranger, and was just slightly more animated as kuryakin, in uncle, a very good period piece, but instead of david mccallums dead pan performance hes' more ivan drago retconned, I guess the notion there will be a sequel is unlikely,

Posted by: bolivar de gris at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (hMlTh)

158 Sounds harmless...... for the most part he is sane.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (KeX8w)

159 >>>150 So we have to censor "anal" when it references a sex act now?? The otters aren't going to be happy about that.


there's a rule in movie ratings that some words, like the f bomb, are PG-13 if used in a non-sexually-specific way, but are automatic Rs if used in a sexual way.

In this context, I thought the a-word was too R-rated. I mean, wow.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (5+1A/)

160 But Hollywood is totally not run by and filled with the worst fuckin degenerates on the planet, no sir.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (poEUH)

161 Gab backed up Trump's twitter feed and threw it all back up on Gab.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (GbPPJ)

That is awesome. As much as I find Gab distasteful because of the Jew hate, that kind of stuff is still damned impressive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (xT2tT)

162 145 I think Armie Hammer is going to get about a million love notes from lonely chicks this week.
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Only the kind who want to end up as separately-wrapped pieces in his freezer drawers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (k4dH2)

163 It is rather base.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:16 PM (kTF2Z)

Is this some kind of litmus test?



Apparently this caused their break-up.

When the Baking Soda man made these demands of her she told him "I'm leaven".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (TCZSz)

164 But mom.. he has a job!

Posted by: Millennials at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

165 basic bitch pun tbh

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (5+1A/)

I need a buffer from you people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (xfb67)

166 types... deletes...

and i live in the same area as these freaks do.

/shudder

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (Lcq0D)

167 "I know I should take a principled stance against this kind of cyberbullying and invasion of privacy, but fuck these people."

_________

Then they came for the Entertainment Industry and I said nothing....


Because, seriously, why wouldn't you?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (QqhVI)

168 Whatever, Puritans. It's not like I f*cked my niece.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (uhPTO)

169 I want a handy, leave the hand.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (royi5)

170 >>>166 basic bitch pun tbh

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (5+1A/)

I need a buffer from you people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

...

can you give me an indicator of what sets you off?

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (5+1A/)

171 Now I know where I've seen this weirdo, he was in a pretty good movie called Free Fire on Netflix.

Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (0jZnq)

172 Not saying we should dig up his back yard but uh yeah I am.

Posted by: Wow at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (NIX5S)

173 Growing up was hooked on the old tv series Man from UNCLE, and li ked the movie, TJM told me it didn't make enough for a sequel.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (Cxk7w)

174 In this context, I thought the a-word was too R-rated. I mean, wow.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (5+1A/)

You have watched the end of Kingsman, right? To be fair, it was R rated, I guess.

I have noticed I do not pay a damn bit of attention to movie ratings once I passed 29 the first time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (lmikk)

175 Only the kind who want to end up as separately-wrapped pieces in his freezer drawers.

Serial killers routinely have female groupies. Armie here is rich and famous so...yeah a whole bunch of Karens are going to get even more hot and bothered on reading these texts - especially if there is anything about making his female partner wear a mask.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (qlFIA)

176 WTF? Looks like a poof.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (w7uQA)

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He was in "Call Me By Your Name." Bestest love story ever - about a 17 year old boy & an older man. Critics loved it and anyone who didn't is a hater.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (R1NI2)

177 this is what happens when regular 'ol pron just doesn't do the trick anymore

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

178

Was he friends with Ed Buck?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (dzrUP)

179 can you give me an indicator of what sets you off?
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (5+1A/)

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Probably all the chemistry puns.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (kTF2Z)

180 Apparently this caused their break-up.

When the Baking Soda man made these demands of her she told him "I'm leaven".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (TCZSz)


She's only revealing these details now in an effort to make some quick bread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (TCZSz)

181 Not saying we should dig up his back yard but uh yeah I am.

Don't forget to check the crawl-space.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (YYlyE)

182 My dick is like a saw. Also like a saw? My saw.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (royi5)

183 "Business Insider" is not. It is CLICKBAIT INSIDER.
(Re: articles in the right side margin)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (mrBDs)

184 ace: "i'm surprised he's straight. but i'm almost always surprised to hear that any guy is straight, nowadays"

That's the power of Crocs. No one really understood how dangerous they were.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (HhXSr)

185 This is one of those nuts with a cage in a soundproof room in his basement, an amputation saw collection, blowtorches and rolls of murder plastic.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

186 I'm waiting too

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (Cxk7w)

187 can you give me an indicator of what sets you off?

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (5+1A/)

No need, I'm pH balance for a woman, but tough enough for a man.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (xfb67)

188 >>>Probably all the chemistry puns.


beaker? Why I hardly even know her!

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (5+1A/)

189 really I didn't get that impression at all, cavill's solo was a little too talkative, they borrowed the plot from the moonraker book, nazis building a nuclear rocket, although italian fascists more into it,

Posted by: bolivar de gris at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (hMlTh)

190 Scored 2 TRS-80 Model 1s and 2 typewriters today. Woohoo!

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (+y8uL)

191 "Only the kind who want to end up as separately-wrapped pieces in his freezer drawers."

Yeah, better guess higher. Look at all the women who throw themselves at bad boys and prison convicts. At least they can love Hammer without having to schedule conjugal visits behind bars.

Armie sent a cheek swab in to 23 and Me. They sent him a report back that said he has the DNA of 11 people. He said "How did they know who I had for lunch?"

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (qpX6U)

192 Wait did this guy play the ewok in the prepare your anus meme?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (r+sAi)

193 Not looking so weird now, are we?

Posted by: Furries and other-kin at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (hBDC1)

194 Disgusting.
He must be a Democrat

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (CZm2G)

195 That is awesome. As much as I find Gab distasteful because of the Jew hate, that kind of stuff is still damned impressive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2021 04:21 PM (xT2tT)

The AOSHQ group there was pretty good, at least a couple years ago. I am going to have to try to remember my password some time soon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (lmikk)

196 184 My dick is like a saw. Also like a saw? My saw.
Posted by: Armie Hammer

LOL

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (5+1A/)

197 When Armie says he wants to bang you, he's talking about surprise sex with a stick of dynamite!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (WOYcU)

198 You bite one hooker, and you're whole life gets destroyed. But now eating people is acceptable. It's a wild world.

Posted by: Marv Albert at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (H5knJ)

199 Some of these chemistry puns are gold. I think you guys are AU-some.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (YYlyE)

200 Maybe just buy a ficus dude...

Posted by: Ward at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (nzKWW)

201 Well. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (Vxu+H)

202 Roses are red
violets are blue
i'm building a box
to put your filthy organs in

Posted by: the love poetry of Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (5+1A/)

203 I have to imagine that Furries will become a protected class over the next 4 years.


Because no, they aren't any weirder then what passes for normal in the FNM anyway.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (qlFIA)

204 179 this is what happens when regular 'ol pron just doesn't do the trick anymore
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2021 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

*brings up pictures of Tessa Fowler in a separate tab*

Whew! Still safe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (lmikk)

205 She's only revealing these details now in an effort to make some quick bread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

This is not going to pan out.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (KAi1n)

206 Armie, Baby! You never would be missed.

Posted by: Stewie's little list at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (z79tQ)

207 When I say I want head bring a box and cleaning materials.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (royi5)

208 Why do you think Beaker had those bulging eyes?

You know why.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)

209 On a Netflix and Chill Armie watches his favorite romance with the ladies - Se7en.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (qlFIA)

210 Some of these chemistry puns are gold. I think you guys are AU-some.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (YYlyE)

Some even have an element of humor.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (KnJdm)

211 Ugh, disgusting. To think I liked him in The Man from UNCLE. I've never seen him in anything else and I will be sure I never do.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (/669Q)

212 Don't worry baby I didn't put my d*ck in this box. Its for your heart. Literally.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (qlFIA)

213 I want to a-salt you sodium bad.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (YYlyE)

214 I loved his biopic, American Psycho.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (KbCG3)

215 Armie, Baby! You never would be missed.

Posted by: Stewie's little list at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (z79tQ)

Armie: I'll be back. For seconds.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (KnJdm)

216 Yeah, Karens love the basic bitch "S + M" 50 shades of gray baby shit - but this is what an actual "Christian Gray" would be into. Not a contract to have lots of dinners and light spanking. More "I want to make new holes in you with an awl and then fuck them."

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (icI8A)

217 210 Some of these chemistry puns are gold. I think you guys are AU-some.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (YYlyE)

Some even have an element of humor.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:27 PM (KnJdm)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (lmikk)

218 190 >>>Probably all the chemistry puns.


beaker? Why I hardly even know her!
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM (5+1A/)

....

Somebody do Erlenmeyer flask

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (yL25O)

219 Roses are red
Blue is the sky
Brace yourself
I'm going in dry

Posted by: Armie H. at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (2cfUo)

220 When Armie says he wants to bone you, he's got his eyes on filet.

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (+y8uL)

221 "Well, that escalated quickly."

~Arnie Hammer's sexting partner.

Posted by: El Jefe ~Blue Zones~POW*MIA~You Are Not Forgotten~ at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (Ae67h)

222 When the Baking Soda man made these demands of her she told him "I'm leaven".
Posted by: Bitter Clinge



***

You're just trying to get a rise out of us.

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (m45I2)

223 Some of these chemistry puns are gold. I think you guys are AU-some.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (YYlyE)

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That's heavy, man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (kTF2Z)

224 Oh Armie, I want to stuff you in a box and store you somewhere cold.

Posted by: Stinky Refrigerator Gal at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (SchQD)

225 ooooooooooooooo what a brute.

Posted by: trump 4 ever at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (er/ld)

226 My rape room has a rape room.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (royi5)

227

"It's an open secret that many famous actors fucked the shit out of an underage Lindsey Lohan, and yet... not a peep. "

I've been on the planet awhile now, and wonder how many of those young actors an actresses have been sex tools of scumbags like Tom Hanks and the rest.

We they all? Were the Mousketeers all abused?

And they sit there and trot out Tom Hanks to lecture.

Unreal.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (dzrUP)

228 CBD,
Think Zorba the Geek regarding Gab had to dial back and backtrack with moderation of speech because the idiot Nahzis were preventing him from accessing any funding.

I despise all social media besides AOS so I dunno from first hand. I work in a very woke industry so follow John Farnam's guidance for avoiding trouble in meatspace. Don't hang out with stupid people, don't do stupid things, and avoid places where stupid people are who do stupid things.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (pO7gM)

229 5th Base

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (vuisn)

230 Busy bodies
Busy, busy
Gettin' noooowhere

Posted by: Desultory joe at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (L9P9s)

231 She's only revealing these details now in an effort to make some quick bread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

This is not going to pan out.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (KAi1n)
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Dough!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (Eicbe)

232

What an amateur...

Posted by: Surprise Ostomy Otter at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (uEauf)

233 just slightly more animated as kuryakin, in uncle, a very good period piece,
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So he took the role because they offered him free snacks during production??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (ab0zp)

234 I want to a-salt you sodium bad.
Posted by: Armie Hammer




You sick Sodiumite.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (TCZSz)

235 I have to imagine that Furries will become a protected class over the next 4 years.


Because no, they aren't any weirder then what passes for normal in the FNM anyway.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:26 PM (qlFIA)

hey, we're next in line, no cuts-ies.

Posted by: NAM BLA at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (hBDC1)

236 More "I want to make new holes in you with an awl and then fuck them."
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 04:28 PM (icI8A)

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That's...oddly specific.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (kTF2Z)

237 wtf man

wtf

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (5+1A/)

238 Sidebar:

"Shelf Update: the shelves are still perched precipitously above my bed, over my head, and are heavily laden with D&D and Conan books. But I'm still here. I drill straight, hard and true."

Oh.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (t+qrx)

239 Don't hang out with stupid people, don't do stupid things, and avoid places where stupid people are who do stupid things.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (pO7gM)

So you stay home a lot? People ARE stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (lmikk)

240 Hollywood has bee n a den of inequality since the silent era

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (Cxk7w)

241 I hope Fenelon is taking this thread off.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (SBpZC)

242 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (dzrUP)

Has Hanks been implicated in anything?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (L38Q0)

243 Wow. This guy is one sick fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (nakwk)

244 Who? Armand Hammer sexted people? Wow.

Finally cut the cable (TV). Was probably costing us about $5/minute for how much we watched.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (OTzUX)

245 What was the story behind Tom Hanks being a pedo? People talk a lot about it here but was there something that actually came out about him? I'm just curious what started it.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (3Zp/H)

246 When Arnie wants to "smash" a chick, he literally means smash the chick with a machine press ala "The Terminator".

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (hbfWH)

247 Cannibal sex apparently brings out the quality humor here at the HQ.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (QqhVI)

248 Did you hear the Armie had Lena Dunham over for a snack?

turns out his eyes are bigger than her belly

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (FZYNt)

249 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (vuisn)

250 Ok, now this guy? He's f'd up.

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (qlFIA)

251 Seems tame for Hollywood. At least his propositions weren't targeted at kids.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 04:32 PM (UZVEt)

252 232

What an amateur...
Posted by: Surprise Ostomy Otter at January 13, 2021 04:30 PM (uEauf)

You obviously worked the night shift at the ER in the public hospital of your town.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2021 04:32 PM (+X9Vs)

253 i told you all to stop being borons

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (5+1A/)

254 227 Rev, there are places that count up the toll of Devil Mouse and its teen and tween stars. Supposedly even ole Walt's original Mousketeers were affected by such.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (pO7gM)

255 >>248 Did you hear the Armie had Lena Dunham over for a snack?

Was she a great big fat person?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (vuisn)

256

I can't watch Poltergeist without thinking that the young girl was passed around by scumbags like Spielberg, and perhaps Joe Biden.

Who knows? He looks like that old demonic guy.

How many others?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (dzrUP)

257 240 Debauchery would be a better word

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (Cxk7w)

258 >>>Was she a great big fat person?


She *was.*

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:33 PM (5+1A/)

259 I'm actually old enough to remember when he was a little kid and wore an "I Love Jesus" T-shirt. Maybe the T-shirt said, "God Loves You". But something like that. What happened?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (2RBkF)

260 Cannibal sex apparently brings out the quality humor here at the HQ.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (QqhVI)

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Some of the jokes are a bit leaden.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (kTF2Z)

261 Cannibal sex apparently brings out the quality humor here at the HQ.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (QqhVI)


Decades and decades he waited patiently for his moment. And now Cannibal Bob has missed his chance.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (KnJdm)

262 >>>I've been on the planet awhile now, and wonder how many of those young actors an actresses have been sex tools of scumbags like Tom Hanks and the rest.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
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All were broke in, at the local drama playhouse, by the time they were 12/14.

If they made it to 14 they were an exception to the rule.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (CZm2G)

263 The back strap is the sexiest part of a woman.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (royi5)

264

Sorry, I meant to say, it's possible Tom Hanks might have engaged in underage sex with boys and girls.

I have no proof.

But, we know how Hollywood is!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (dzrUP)

265 Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller: "I've been on the planet awhile now, and wonder how many of those young actors an actresses have been sex tools of scumbags like Tom Hanks and the rest."

Look at Weinstein. I think the answer is closer to "all of them" than it is to "most of them".

The aspiration to stardom is, for far too many, essentially a drug.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (HhXSr)

266 The AOSHQ group there was pretty good, at least a couple years ago. I am going to have to try to remember my password some time soon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (lmikk)

Call me old fashioned but every online account I have has a rolodex card and a backup card in the gun safe.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (vgGvZ)

267 239 Aetius,
Actually, yes, I do stay home a lot. If I want stupidity, I can watch tv at a safe remove from such.

My personality type in the Briggs test is curmudgeon.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (pO7gM)

268 The baking soda guy?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (EjtOL)

269
He makes great baking soda.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (+oR7L)

270 What's the story behind tom hanks being a perv? I mean I can see it, but is there a recent rukor/story?

Posted by: Mishdog at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (F/Rk0)

271 Who's Armie Hammer?
Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (88xKn)



The brother of Navy Screwdriver.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (EERbD)

272 You obviously worked the night shift at the ER in the public hospital of your town.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2021 04:32 PM (+X9Vs)

One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas, and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got stuck in there too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (xfb67)

273 She's only revealing these details now in an effort to make some quick bread.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


***

The bastidge gave her a yeast infection!

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (m45I2)

274 Decades and decades he waited patiently for his moment. And now Cannibal Bob has missed his chance.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (KnJdm)
_______

Reads like a Far Side caption.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (QqhVI)

275 In the insect world this kink is referred to the "Reverse Mantis."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (vuisn)

276 Who would date this creep after knowing this?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

277 My personality type in the Briggs test is curmudgeon.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (pO7gM)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (lmikk)

278 Has Hanks been implicated in anything?

He had some really odd pictures he kept taking of kids clothes laying on the ground in public places on instagram with cryptic comments. When people noticed he deleted all of them.

A deeper meaning? Seems unlikely but...he is moving in the same circles as Spacey and Singer so who knows.

Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (qlFIA)

279 240 Hollywood has bee n a den of inequality since the silent era
not certain whether typo for "iniquity" or remark about diversity in the movie industry.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (sGtp+)

280 Lone Ranger and Man from U.N.C.L.E. huh?

I'm guessing his acting gigs are few and far between as of late, so he feels a need to dial it up a notch or two past cock holster?

He's probably also hoping for an invite to the next spirit cooking party, now that those things are probably going to be making a sudden comeback.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (L8ADy)

281 She's only revealing these details now in an effort to make some quick bread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger



***



The bastidge gave her a yeast infection!

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (m45I2)

First rule: Blame the tractor.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (KnJdm)

282 276 Who would date this creep after knowing this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

My dear, sweet lady have you met people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)

283 Didn't he play Superman too?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (xfb67)

284 Did you hear they got Armie's ex-girlfriend to comment on this?
She said, "Once bitten twice shy"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (qlFIA)

285 Now close your eyes and imagine the person armie is writing to is twelve.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (AiCb8)

286 But he draws the line at yeast infections.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (ab0zp)

287 245 What was the story behind Tom Hanks being a pedo?
People talk a lot about it here but was there something that actually
came out about him? I'm just curious what started it.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (3Zp/H)
I believe it started when he went to Australia with his family due to Covid, but it was right around when Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (jMEOg)

288 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas,
and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and
his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got
stuck in there too.


That's a good friend.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (v16oJ)

289 The brother of Navy Screwdriver.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (EERbD)


I've never had a joke give me leg cramps before. Well done.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (L8ADy)

290 Reads like a Far Side caption.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (QqhVI)

I might have been weened on The Far Side.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (KnJdm)

291 "Who would date this creep after knowing this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)"

You've...met other women before, right?

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (icI8A)

292 272. I understand where doctors and nurses get their macabre humor. The stuff you can't unsee....


We actually had a case of an STD in an ostomy. Between that and having to deal with the cadaver in first year, I changed to international relations.

Posted by: Moki at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (+X9Vs)

293 Armie's Orgy.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (wwOpQ)

294 Man, I just internet searched "Avogadro Avacado". LOL

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (Pqytn)

295 277 Aetius *elbow bump* back--you know Covid and stuff. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (pO7gM)

296 277 My personality type in the Briggs test is curmudgeon.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (pO7gM)



I'm an IMCB.


Impotent Murdering CockBite

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (EERbD)

297 Serial killers routinely have female groupies.
______________

The ones in prison, sure. Some women fantasize about being the one who can change the killer. Some just like the thrill. But most don't actually want to be chopped up and served alongside a nice chianti and some fava beans at the freak's dinner table.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (k4dH2)

298 Who would date this creep after knowing this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)

My dear, sweet lady have you met people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)


Oh, don't do that. They're the worst.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (t+qrx)

299 272 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in
Arkansas, and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his
colon and his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery
but that got stuck in there too.

there's an update to the song about the old lady swallowing a fly in there, somewhere.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (sGtp+)

300 285 Now close your eyes and imagine the person armie is writing to is twelve.
Posted by: Ben Had

my boy I have smellevision

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

301 What about the wine pairing?

I'm guessing a nice, big red. A cab would be predictable but a zin would really set it off.

Posted by: MJ at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (gAMkn)

302 And Mr Hammer commented on another ex-girlfriend who since gone missing, "I believe she's in the Armie now"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (qlFIA)

303 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas,

and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and

his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got

stuck in there too.

That's a good friend.

Not a terribly mechanically inclined one, though.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (v16oJ)

304 and the thighbone is connected to ... my reading lamp.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (r+sAi)

305 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas, and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got stuck in there too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (xfb67)
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Were they out of tomato juice?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (Eicbe)

306 Makes you appreciate "decent" actors married a long time such as Jimmy Stewart married from 1949-1994, Paul Newman married JoAnne Woodward and they were married for about 50 years, Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara married 60 years and James Garner married 58 years..

Enjoy a Newman or Garner film tonight. I recommend "The Great Escape" with Jim Garner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (VP4Cd)

307 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas, and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got stuck in there too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (xfb67)

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Guess they didn't have a bowling pin handy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

308 291 "Who would date this creep after knowing this?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:36 PM (nxdel)"

You've...met other women before, right?
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (icI8A)

I mean, there are women who marry sexual sadist serial killers behind bars

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (3Zp/H)

309 Lots of jokes about this guy, his name, what he said. But Ace has said, IIRC, when people tell you who they are....believe them.

This guy is dead serious. And he's not an anomaly. Just as what happened to Lindsey Lohan wasn't an anomaly. It is SOP. No, really, I'm dead serious....it's SOP. And not just in Hollywood.

Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (tQL7r)

310 >>>288 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas,
and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and
his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got
stuck in there too.

That's a good friend.
Posted by: pep

...

haha, true

but it was probably the same guy who stuck the shotglass in there, so

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (5+1A/)

311 272 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in

Arkansas, and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his

colon and his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery

but that got stuck in there too.
there's an update to the song about the old lady swallowing a fly in there, somewhere.


Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (sGtp+)

What a bunch of morons. Everyone knows that celery will not work to remove anal shot glasses. Right?

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (KnJdm)

312 News reporting the house has impeached Trump.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (+ya+t)

313 My personality type in the Briggs test is curmudgeon

You don't seem very curmudgeonly on here, whig.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (VP4Cd)

314 *furiously scribbles down ideas for new songs*

Posted by: Trent Reznor at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (FWZkC)

315 friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got stuck in there too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (xfb67)

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Guess they didn't have a bowling pin handy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:39 PM (kTF2Z)

...

Every house has a toilet plunger.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (yL25O)

316 296 Armie,
Curmudgeon season is not open until 5 years from now in the great reset.

Moose outside should have told ya.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (pO7gM)

317 >>>302 And Mr Hammer commented on another ex-girlfriend who since gone missing, "I believe she's in the Armie now"


haha

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (5+1A/)

318 I know I should take a principled stance

We're available to coach in this arena, for a small, but nominal donation.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (DMUuz)

319 As if its that easy to get rid of exes. I mean come on you have to at least write a convincing suicide note for them first.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (qlFIA)

320 I don't know any of these freaks but I can tell you how they vote.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (sVFtl)

321 Daniel Defense MK18 PISTOL; 5.56 NATO; 10.3"

$1968

link to follow

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (YYlyE)

322 One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas,

and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and

his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got
stuck in there too.

Wait, I read friend, but it was FRIENDS? He knows multiple people willing to do this?
Also, it sounds like a setup to a "how many XXX does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (v16oJ)

323 https://bit.ly/3siASah

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (YYlyE)

324 "Million to one shot, doc. Million to one!"

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (3Zp/H)

325 The back strap is the sexiest part of a woman.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:34 PM (royi5)

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Back fat.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (wwOpQ)

326 >>One of my roommates in college, his mother worked at an ER in Arkansas,
and she said a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon and
his friends had tried to get it out with a piece of celery but that got
stuck in there too.

That's a good friend.
Posted by: pep
---------------
Sounds more like a Bloody Mary

Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (0FTCx)

327 Back fat.

That's why I'm one sexy bitch!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (qlFIA)

328 Ralph Macchio, you know, the Karate Kid, has been married for 33 years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (GbPPJ)

329 Running Nurse. Running Nurse. You are needed in the E.R. Code Brown. Repeat: Code Brown.

Posted by: E.R. loudspeaker at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (ab0zp)

330 Rush has joined Gab.

https://gab.com/RushLimbaughShow

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

331 NRCC just sent their first request for funds for their "FIRST fundraising goal of 2021!". It's the "very first Mid-Month deadline of the new year", you see, so it's clearly urgent.

I need some help in telling them just how far up their asses to shove it. "All the way" just seems insufficient.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 04:43 PM (HhXSr)

332 I'm sorry for the grifters in the House. They couldn't pass a $2000 Wuhan Flu payout to every taxpaying American, but they can find the time to re-impeach the best President we've had in the last 50 years.

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (Pqytn)

333 does the army use a regular claw hammer or more of a ball pein?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (r+sAi)

334 Remember folks, eatin' ain't cheatin'

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (qlFIA)

335 "Million to one shot, doc. Million to one!"

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:42 PM (3Zp/H)

Commonly served on Uranus.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

336 One of the ONTs had a list of things found up anuses...
And penises...I believe dice were in there...

I still don't think most people are going to have that kind of free time in 2021...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (v2c9/)

337 What was the story behind Tom Hanks being a pedo?
People talk a lot about it here but was there something that actually came out about him? I'm just curious what started it.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:31 PM (3Zp/H)
I believe it started when he went to Australia with his family due to Covid, but it was right around when Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 13, 2021 04:38 PM (jMEOg)


Yeah, there's been specific rumors, and high-tailing it off to Greece further fueled those. Plus, he's got this really weird thing where he takes photos of lost articles of clothing, specifically gloves. Some of them are in very strange places, and many people have indicated there's some sort of code involved (pointing at writing/objects).

He also took a glove photo just before Kappy's death, indicating Route 66 road kill. Can't remember if Kappy had insinuated Hanks in any of the pedophilia - there was a few.

https://bit.ly/38Gm9y7

Funny, nobody commented on it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (L8ADy)

338 I wanna pull a Biden baby by f@cking you in the ear until you have dementia.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (royi5)

339 Remember folks, eatin' ain't cheatin'


Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (qlFIA)

I lol'd, Thanks.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

340 The think I'll always remember is that writing Americans a $2K check was too much, but writing Pakistan a $500M check was fundamentally important.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (qlFIA)

341 ... a guy once came in with a shot glass stuck in his colon...

*****

Sounds like they were making margaritas... someone assaulted the rim.

Posted by: muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:45 PM (m45I2)

342 This is healthy, and normal.

For a Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (rlfg3)

343 Sounds like they were making margaritas... someone assaulted the rim.

Posted by: muldoon


Now that's clever right there.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

344 /replaces capital M

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (m45I2)

345 I really liked Man from UNCLE but resented the movie pushing the Russian (Armie Hammer) as the main character while relegating Henry Cavill to almost a supporting role.

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (5+1A/)

Have not watched that one, only caught snippets. Mom is a huge Man from UNCLE fan (old school.) She did not like the new movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021

***

Well, the old show sometimes did that -- hyped Illya over Solo, who was the original lead character. I'm a major fan of the original, and loved the new movie. (I don't really think it pushed either one of them to a subordinate role overall. Some scenes were Illya's, some were Solo's -- just like the old series.)

This business with Hammer is . . . depressing to read about.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (yvr3o)

346 Who were the ten Pub traitors, I want to pre-book the Trump rallys in their districts.

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (Xih1H)

347 pep: "That's a good friend."

No better friend; no worse enema.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (HhXSr)

348 313 Fenelon,
Well, I can't really tell you to get off my lawn in virtual world can I?

IRL, I have a charming grumpy face which is pretty impassive which is needed in my career. It is useful to communicate without words when a pointy headed boss like in Dilbert comes along with a lame idea.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (pO7gM)

349 I have to say, cutting a hole in someone so you can f'k it is pretty much what trannies do. Maybe he should hook up with a tranny.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 04:46 PM (xfb67)

350 I wanna pull a Biden baby by f@cking you in the ear until you have dementia.
Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:44 PM (royi5)



Okay, but you're gonna have to use my left ear.

You made my right one go deaf last time.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 04:47 PM (EERbD)

351 In fairness to Armie, as far as we know all his "partners" were adults and willing.
So, better then your average Hollywierdo.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:47 PM (qlFIA)

352 Every house has a toilet plunger.

Posted by: TexasDan

-----

And every garage should have a Shop-Vac.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 04:47 PM (wwOpQ)

353 How does Armie prepare his cannibal feasts?

I'll bet he does sous vide.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2021 04:47 PM (H5knJ)

354 I guess I should have said what NORMAL woman would date this creep?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

355 I'll bet he does sous vide. <<<
With carrots!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (r+sAi)

356 Man from Uncle

My last movie in a theatre...
Enjoyed it...never saw the show...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (v2c9/)

357 No, seriously what is wrong with these people? I go to find the insty link to Tom Hanks bizarre photos - and there I find - whoever the fuck Azealia Banks is, but she dug up her dead cat and cooked it. On instagram, of course.

https://bit.ly/3oLu2Yv

Seriously Jesus, come get us.

Now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (L8ADy)

358 Who were the ten Pub traitors, I want to pre-book the Trump rallys in their districts.
Posted by: Jean

I know one was the effete dandy Adam Kinzinger from IL.

Posted by: lizabth at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (L3Rsz)

359 beaker? Why I hardly even know her!

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 04:24 PM---I think some cinnamon roll just came out of my nose.Seriously, I laughed hard enough to make my part-timer come in and see what was up. Tip jar time!

Posted by: TheHoser at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (b9pgb)

360 Sounds like they were making margaritas... someone assaulted the rim.

Posted by: muldoon

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That's top shelf right there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (kTF2Z)

361

we should phone up everyone politically we have ever given money to and they are now disappointing us we should ask for all our money back, all the money

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (r4bSV)

362 "shot glass stuck in his colon and his friends had tried to get it out"

That's the true test of friendship I guess. "Bro, dig the debris out of my ass, wouldja?"

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (qpX6U)

363

Armie likes to tear off a piece now and then...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (V1qX2)

364 353 bear asb,
I double dog dare you to use a work computer to google sous vide human parts.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (pO7gM)

365 Huh....ok, thanks. I don't know what any of that is supposed to mean - photos of clothing being codes? - but in any case it certainly wouldn't shock me to learn that anyone from Hollywood is a deviant.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (3Zp/H)

366 In fairness to Armie, as far as we know all his "partners" were adults and willing.
So, better then your average Hollywierdo.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:47 PM (qlFIA)

Nobody in Hollywood deserves the benefit of doubt. They should be presumed pedos and pedo-apologists.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (KnJdm)

367 Maybe I'm just too shy or socially awkward but I can't imagine random women would care to see my junk.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (lgiXo)

368 whoever the fuck Azealia Banks is, but she dug up her dead cat and cooked it

Hey Azealia, if you want to join the LBTQ club that's not the kind of kitty you have to eat.

Posted by: Some Helpful Moron at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (qlFIA)

369 I think those were just the lyrics to a Rammstein song and the Rammstein singer was doing the reading.

Posted by: Scomo at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (m5ojo)

370 Kappy didn't insinuate any thing. He straight up said it in the video: he named pedophiles. And yes, he named Tom Hanks.

Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (tQL7r)

371 349 I have to say, cutting a hole in someone so you can f'k it is pretty much what trannies do. Maybe he should hook up with a tranny.
________________

No way, dude.

Even serial killers have standards.

Posted by: Serial killers everywhere at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (k4dH2)

372 Texas has it's priorities right. First thing brought up in the new legislative session was to make the ' Margarita's to go" exemption permanent.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (AiCb8)

373 Little Armie Hammer
Sat in his pajamars
Eating his hookup's pie;
He put in his fist,
And pulled out her liver,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 04:50 PM (WOYcU)

374 361 will choose,
That is a wonderful idea. You might also file a complaint against the NRCC, RNC, and NRSC with the FTC alleging deceptive trade and practices by those organizations. How the Biden appointees will love to investigate that complaint for you instead of harming your personal well being. Win-Win.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (pO7gM)

375 pep: "That's a good friend."

No better friend; no worse enema.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

------

When the knife cut your thigh
Like a big pizza pie
That's an Armie ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (wwOpQ)

376 Flounder @ 366

You are so right.

Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (tQL7r)

377 364 353 bear asb,
I double dog dare you to use a work computer to google sous vide human parts.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (pO7gM)

Well. My thought on the cooking thread just got a lot darker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (lmikk)

378


It doesn't hurt if it's not fun! Or something like that...

Posted by: Lady Gagme at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (V1qX2)

379 Wait - who is Kappy?

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (3Zp/H)

380 Maybe I'm just too shy or socially awkward but I can't imagine random women would care to see my junk.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (lgiXo)

Yeah, specifically targeting them is in much better taste.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

381 Who's Kappy?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (Eicbe)

382 Man from Uncle

My last movie in a theatre...
Enjoyed it...never saw the show...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (v2c9/)


I was a huge fan of the TV show growing up. I'll never forgive Laugh In, probably because they were the summer replacement for Man From UNCLE, but they never went away, and it never came back. I know it wasn't Laugh In's fault, but explain that to an 11 year old kid. Man From UNCLE's mistake (as many shows I've mentioned) was trying to get camp because of Batman. They tried to turn it around, but it was too late. Killed by the silly.

The movie was ok, but couldn't be that great because I don't remember jack shit. Except they tried to make Illya the star, which happened organically on the TV show. Well, his popularity anyway. The first 2 years in B&W were really cool. Thrush rocked, or more specifically, their infra-red rifles. 60's cool.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (L8ADy)

383 Nobody in Hollywood deserves the benefit of doubt. They should be presumed pedos and pedo-apologists.

Yep. I am at the point where I assume every actor is a criminally ill sex freak who almost certainly abuses their sex partners in some way.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (YYlyE)

384 The single most shocking thing about these sexts are that they are to women.

(And no, I'm not going back through 378 comments to see who already said this).

Posted by: motionview at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (pYQR/)

385 So wait a minute, when you other guys are always going on about how you'd eat Kate Upton up or some sh*t like that you weren't being literal?

What the hell? Why don't people tell me this stuff?

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:52 PM (qlFIA)

386 Hey, folks. Lend me your ear.

Posted by: Armie at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (KnJdm)

387 What a freak!

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (b9pgb)

388 Make sure to read my autobiography :

Let Me Put My Marinade In You.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (royi5)

389 It doesn't hurt if it's not fun! Or something like that...
Posted by: Lady Gagme at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (V1qX2)
---
You're starting to understand.

Posted by: The Democratic Party at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (Eicbe)

390 I hope the actor doesn't sound like Napoleon Solo.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (Kk4R3)

391 That's the true test of friendship I guess. "Bro, dig the debris out of my ass, wouldja?"
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (qpX6U)
...
I was working at camp one summer with a guy who had epilepsy. He would sleep really hard after seizures, and he tended to sleep a lot in general as well. And he had a plumber butt going 90% of the time. And he didn't make a lot of friends.

I tried to be nice to him.

So--one day he's napping, and some kid throws gum in his crack. And rather than just grab it and rip it out, he comes to the staff lounge and asks me to cut it out for him.

With a scissor--the scissor from a swiss army knife.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:53 PM (yL25O)

392 why should anyone GAF about this guy's texts


gimme a gun/bewb/meat thread

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

393 Are people Keto?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (kTF2Z)

394 377 Aetius,
The cooking thread would debate whether that should be DARK maple syrup, light maple syrup, or no syrup in the recipe.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (pO7gM)

395 My last movie in a theater? LTR - Return of the King. Awesome.

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

396 I did not dig the dried gum out of his butt crack with the scissor from a swiss army knife.

I did laugh.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (yL25O)

397 Check out my new title.

How to Mince Friends and Marinate People.

Posted by: Armie at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

398 Screen doors in hurricanes, not as hard as you would think.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2021 04:54 PM (Kk4R3)

399 Isaac Kappy was an actor (honestly don't know what) - and was turning evidence against Hollywood pedo-cult. He was naming names, and about to make life uncomfortable for them.

So, he says "I'm not suicidal, if I wind up dead, it wasn't me".

And, he "forced himself" off of an overpass on Hwy 66. Weird stuff like his belt inside-out and of course - he killed himself, so sad, too bad.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (L8ADy)

400 Democrats believe they have already seduced America into accepting state corporatist Moaism as the new system, but in reality they've come off as the drunk aggressive date who got too handsy too quickly and we're already blowing the rape whistle. In short, Americans see what's happening and are not impressed.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (DBPIP)

401
These are the people who will be pulling all the strings for the next four years.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (PtOP4)

402 there used to be a lot of weird conspiracy theory shit about Armand Hammer.

I now believe it all.

Posted by: x at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (0tE/i)

403 I guess I should have said what NORMAL woman would date this creep?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)

Asked and answered: Hollywood women with man jaws.

https://www.thesun.co.uk
/tvandshowbiz/13723137/
armie-hammer-girlfriend-list-elizabeth-chambers-wife/

What's with these chicks? They always have this look on their face like they're waiting on a voice in their earpiece to tell them to stab you, and they're trying to keep you off guard until it happens.

Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (gAFsE)

404 Enraged Black Lives Matter militants (Biden supporters) surrounded the Capitol and screamed at police on Wednesday. A police line was formed on 3rd and Pennsylvania to hold back the angry Biden supporters.
I will add that nobody was shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (r+sAi)

405 Maybe I'm just too shy or socially awkward but I can't imagine random women would care to see my junk.

Cock and balls look a lot like a gizzard and proventriculus. I don't get how anyone, straight or gay, can look at one and go WOOOO, SEXY!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (YYlyE)

406 On second thought, no, it was "The Darkest Hour". A bit too much Churchill tongue-bathing, but not bad.

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (Pqytn)

407 10 Republicans voted for impeachment of the Orange man...

Don't have the list yet.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (saZtE)

408 The logistics of slitting one's wrists for lube elude me. Seems like there should be a bandage break in there. Maybe some cookies and juice.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 04:56 PM (rWZ8Y)

409 In short, Americans see what's happening and are not impressed.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (DBPIP)


They don't care if we are impressed. As long as we comply.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:56 PM (QYoFn)

410 Kappy didn't insinuate any thing. He straight up said it in the video: he named pedophiles. And yes, he named Tom Hanks.
Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 04:49 PM (tQL7r)


I thought he did, but I couldn't remember. I do remember Seth Green - and yes - it was obvious they needed to off him, and quick. I think because he really did have the actual goods, names, places, physical evidence.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 04:56 PM (L8ADy)

411 Jake "The Fake" Tapper :
Congressman Brian Mast... who lost his legs by the way fighting for democracy abroad, although I don't know -- about his commitment to it here in the United States"

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (royi5)

412 Legal Insurrection - 10 former Republicans voted to impeach the greatest President in 50 years
Cheney
Gonzalez
Beutler
Kinzinger
Meijer
Newhouse
Rice
Upton
Valadao

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (Cxk7w)

413 10 Republicans voted for impeachment of the Orange man...

Don't have the list yet.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (saZtE)


Vote them out along with the other 200.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (QYoFn)

414 It is creepy some of the things seemingly normal people are into.

You can't tell me someone that's engages with people like this couldn't easily "dabble" in some really dark shit like being a pedophile or even a serial killer.

Posted by: Dig Dug at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (YsTC1)

415
407 10 Republicans voted for impeachment of the Orange man...

Don't have the list yet.


Robby Starbuck has it up.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (PtOP4)

416 Damn sock, the Tapper stuff is legit from twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM (royi5)

417 Hickory dickery dock
this chick was on the chopping block
the clock struck two
I shot my goo
I dumped the body on the next block
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Armie Dice Hammer at January 13, 2021 04:58 PM (2cfUo)

418 My account was hacked! Into tiny, delicious pieces. With a hatchet. And....

MMMMMmmmm.

What was I saying again?

Posted by: Armie hammer at January 13, 2021 04:58 PM (hBDC1)

419 Armie just switched to the Predator diet.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 04:58 PM (Eicbe)

420 Enraged Black Lives Matter militants (Biden supporters) surrounded the
Capitol and screamed at police on Wednesday. A police line was formed on
3rd and Pennsylvania to hold back the angry Biden supporters.
I will add that nobody was shot.

Any veterans or unarmed white women in the crowd?

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 04:58 PM (kOpft)

421 Did he try to shove a cat into an ATM?

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 04:59 PM (icI8A)

422 Looks like Mr Tearfest is counting down the hours until his date with Armie Hammer. I hear Armie is having him for dinner and then some netflix and chilling the remains.

Posted by: Obligatory at January 13, 2021 04:59 PM (qlFIA)

423

Hillary Clinton: Trump should be impeached. But that alone won't remove white supremacy from America.

https://tinyurl.com/y3435wz3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2021 04:59 PM (63Dwl)

424 Cock and balls look a lot like a gizzard and proventriculus. I don't get how anyone, straight or gay, can look at one and go WOOOO, SEXY!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (YYlyE)

-----------

So you're saying I should change my eharmony profile pics?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 04:59 PM (kTF2Z)

425 Cock and balls look a lot like a gizzard and proventriculus. I don't get how anyone, straight or gay, can look at one and go WOOOO, SEXY!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:55
-------------------
Mrs. said they looked like turkey necks. She was being generous.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (ju2Fy)

426 Seriously, Tapper is attacking a double amputee military veteran as being un-American.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (royi5)

427
So you're saying I should change my eharmony profile pics?

No. Maybe get a few different angles though?

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (qlFIA)

428 Clutch cargo @ 399

The overpass where Kappy supposedly forced himself off....had just been pictured in a tweet by Tom Hanks a few days before. And it was used as a pedophile symbol somehow. As are all the gloves, shoes, etc in Hanks Twitter feed.

Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (tQL7r)

429 Only 10? I'm surprised there wasn't more...

But yeah, vote these fools out and then the rest of them.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (hbfWH)

430 "Prince just emailed me to say, "That's not how you do a flirty sexual
metaphor. You keep it light. You make it about a red car or a blue beret
or something. You don't tell her to slit her wrists so you can use her
blood as lube. That's third-date shit.""
Yeah, if you're a total pussy, sure. Even ol' Armie was soft-pedaling it way too much.

Posted by: GG Allin at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (a3bAP)

431 Correct me if Im mistaken, but the house just referred Trump to the senate for impeachment. I believe the senate trial is the actual impeachment. And unless the senate meets before the 20th, they cannot impeach him as the constitution is pretty clear that you cannot impeach former officials.
Therefore, barring all of the stupid lefty arguments and made-up rules, he will not actually be impeached a second time.

Posted by: db at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (E0PSG)

432 So you're saying I should change my eharmony profile pics?


****

Maybe add a top hat and spats.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (m45I2)

433 Maybe I'm just too shy or socially awkward but I can't imagine random women would care to see my junk.

As far as I've heard it's SOP these days to exchange junk pictures before even an actual physical date. This certainly can't end poorly.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (ZGrMX)

434 Cheney WY
Gonzalez OH
Beutler WA
Kinzinger Ill
Meijer Mi
Newhouse Wa
Rice SC
Upton Mi
Valadao Ca
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 04:57 PM

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (Cxk7w)

435 I like looking at, and better yet touching, my husband's junk, but I can't imagine wanting to see anyone else's.

I guess the benefit of using dick pics in one's approach is that while the strike rate would be extremely low, a woman who responded positively would be basically guaranteed to sleep with you.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (rWZ8Y)

436 Does this rag smell funny?

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (+ya+t)

437 The old Amie Hammer loved the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (63Dwl)

438 To be impeached and re-impeached by the Party of Slavery is an honor.

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (Pqytn)

439 https://www.thesun.co.uk
/tvandshowbiz/13723137/
armie-hammer-girlfriend-list-elizabeth-chambers-wife/

What's with these chicks? They always have this look on their face like they're waiting on a voice in their earpiece to tell them to stab you, and they're trying to keep you off guard until it happens.
Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2021 04:55 PM (gAFsE)


Related: Suppose you are a model model, a gal who had to go to a modeling agency, and beg to be allowed to model for a living, having to deal with all the monsters pawing at you, the insane schedules, the drugs, the appearances... all that.

And then fast forward to the 2020s, where some gal (or guy) with a decent camera, and some filters, can be an "Instagram" model, making gazillions of dollars taking selfies in their own apartment and/or with green screen backgrounds of green water beaches and whatnot.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (oQ94s)

440 438 Does this rag smell funny?


Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (+ya+t)

Does this rag smell like ether?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (xfb67)

441 Need a better grade of troll. China's Ten Cent bargain basement army again.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (pO7gM)

442 If I could have copy and paste it would have been quicker

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 05:02 PM (Cxk7w)

443 Correct me if Im mistaken

****

Impeachment is akin to an indictment, that is done in the House. The Senate votes to convict or not.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 05:02 PM (m45I2)

444 National Review now demanding an immediate trial and punishment for President Trump.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (royi5)

445 But yeah, vote these fools out and then the rest of them.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (hbfWH)

I have it on good authority that we can now circle these fools homes and threaten them with violence and scare their children. Just be sure to wear an all back outfit.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (vgGvZ)

446 I guess the benefit of using dick pics in one's approach is that while the strike rate would be extremely low, a woman who responded positively would be basically guaranteed to sleep with you.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (rWZ8Y)

That's the basic idea.

Posted by: A Nigerian Prince at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (hBDC1)

447 436 Skip, they won't be missed. Hope they have fun back in constituency townhalls! Lynne C. might learn that you cannot go back home again.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (pO7gM)

448 Let's see, approval of Congress 15%
Approval of greatest President since Reagan hovering around 50%
Yeah, either of those impeachments make a lick of difference.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (kOpft)

449 Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2021 05:02 PM (m45I2)

Thanks for setting me straight on that.

Posted by: db at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (E0PSG)

450 Taurus TX22 Pistol 22 LR Anodized Black 4.10"

$299

link to follow

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (YYlyE)

451 Strange. My rag smells like ass and vinegary skin cheese.

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (HI3xr)

452 https://bit.ly/35F1QyV

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 05:03 PM (YYlyE)

453 Hey, in honor of the new year I'm lowering the price of my bathwater...and with every 10 vials you get a free, guaranteed used scrunchie!

Posted by: Belle Delphine at January 13, 2021 05:04 PM (qlFIA)

454 >>>Cock and balls look a lot like a gizzard and proventriculus. I don't get how anyone, straight or gay, can look at one and go WOOOO, SEXY!

>This is where the manscaping and moisturizers take over.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 05:04 PM (WOYcU)

455 I guess the benefit of using dick pics in one's approach is that while the strike rate would be extremely low, a woman who responded positively would be basically guaranteed to sleep with you.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (rWZ8Y)

>>>>>>>>

It's the same business model that Nigerian 419 spammers use

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at January 13, 2021 05:04 PM (8LP6B)

456 The overpass where Kappy supposedly forced himself off....had just been pictured in a tweet by Tom Hanks a few days before. And it was used as a pedophile symbol somehow. As are all the gloves, shoes, etc in Hanks Twitter feed.
Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 05:00 PM (tQL7r)


I just posted Hanks' IG post of that spot above. I didn't know it was by the same overpass however. But it was strangely prophetic when he mentions route 66 roadkill. And oddly, NOBODY commented on the post.

https://bit.ly/38Gm9y7

Yes, all of his photos of lost objects - many of children are just weird AF. Why?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (L8ADy)

457 House Republicans who backed impeachment:

Rep. Liz Cheney (WY)
Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (WA)
Rep. John Katko (NY)
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (IL)
Rep. Fred Upton (MI)
Rep. Dan Newhouse (WA)
Rep. Peter Meijer (MI)
Rep. Anthony Gonzalez (OH)
Rep. Tom Rice (SC)
Rep. David Valadao (CA)

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (2k7BX)

458 News reporting the house has impeached Trump.
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2021 04:41 PM (+ya+t)


See?

When they really, really want to do something, they can get it done in record time!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (SRRAx)

459 23 Has Cannibal Bob weighed in yet?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (F0YaR)

Still no Cannibal Bob.

Are we sure that he's not Armie Hammer? We've never seen them both in the same place at the same time, after all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (6xA3t)

460 BurtTC that is a fine list

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (Cxk7w)

461 >House Republicans who backed impeachment:
Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (WA)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (2k7BX)

Not that surprising to me. The ads she runs around here every election tells you that she's firmly aiming for the wine mom vote.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 13, 2021 05:06 PM (poEUH)

462 Does this hobo pelt smell like chlorofo . . .

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 05:06 PM (ab0zp)

463 >>And then fast forward to the 2020s, where some gal (or guy) with a decent camera, and some filters, can be an "Instagram" model, making gazillions of dollars taking selfies in their own apartment and/or with green screen backgrounds of green water beaches and whatnot.


Spoiler alert: the Instagram models are whores, too.
Social media makes whores of your kids, whether it's as "influencers" or OnlyFans. . .

https://tinyurl.com/y2q5nxkd

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

464 We all know that Hollywood is irredeemably perverted. Why do you suppose these men go into that profession, if not to slake their satanic thirst? And why, oh why, do people continue to listen to these folks (who can't even figure out what their sex organs are truly for, and where they are supposed to go) on any subject of any import?

Inciting to riot is the crime of the century, but inciting to mutilate and cannibalism is apparently just fine. SMOD, where art thou?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM (okGHj)

465 Folks, the list of Republican backstabbers is on the sidebar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM (xT2tT)

466 Just had an article pop up about the head of the EU central bank saying, with uncertainties of Brexit, the US elections and COVID vaccine approval, economies, markets and governments are ready to re-engage and invest.

Yup, those fuckers shut everything down to sink Trump and try to consolidate power. And the bitch looks like exactly what you'd expect some Euro technocrat Bond villain to look like.
https://tinyurl.com/y4vg8eyq

Posted by: Grimmy at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM (N01xt)

467 When they really, really want to do something, they can get it done in record time!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2021 05:05 PM (SRRAx)

The only surprise is that they didn't sneak $100 million in gender studies aid to Pakistan into the vote.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM (hBDC1)

468 This impeachment is going to look like overkill to many people, including some LIVs

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM (HrMC1)

469 When they really, really want to do something, they can get it done in record time!

Amazing ain't it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (nxdel)

470 impeachment has lost any and all meaning.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (AiCb8)

471 Clutch cargo,

You did. Sorry I skipped right over that post.

Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (tQL7r)

472 Good grief - I thought he was hot in Man from Uncle. Turns out he is a major weirdo.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

473 ew.

Posted by: soulpile at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (VTLGo)

474 @373
Little Armie Hammer
Sat in his pajamars
Eating his hookup's pie;
He put in his fist,
And pulled out her liver,
And said, "with some onions, this organ I'll fry!"

Posted by: Scomo at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (m5ojo)

475 https://9gag.com/gag/a9EdQ5W#comment


Maybe you guys discussed this earlier. But this is the one video that convinces me that the whole damn thing was an op.

It is a guy dressed in black block kicking in windows. The crowd is not involved and defends the police as they arrest him. He looks just like dozens of video we have seen all summer with them kicking in windows to encourage looters. It is part of their game plan.

Interestingly, the video opens with a chinese man carrying a little red book (????)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (LWu6U)

476 In a sane world, and in a functioning political party, those 10-dipshits would be kicked-out of the caucus.

But this is the GOPe we're talking about, so...

#VoteHarder #SendCash lolz

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (4Yddh)

477 I know that there are some people who are taking an interest in privacy.

1. Here is a video (on YouTube) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsu9b5FqK_0 - from a guy talking about browser fingerprinting and how the Brave browser deals with it. This is something of which I was unfamiliar before so it was interesting. I'm providing the first link on YT since I'm taking some privacy steps in posting this and you won't know who I am.

2. A direct link to his library of videos (not on YouTube, site formerly know as Lbry) - https://odysee.com/@RobBraxmanTech:6 - he talks about a plethora of things. There is a link to this in the description of the above video but that uses a re-direct and I don't know if YT tracks things like that.

Posted by: A Friend at January 13, 2021 05:09 PM (nR2nR)

478 Nigerian 419 spammers are sending vast sums of money AND dick pics? What a world!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 05:09 PM (HhXSr)

479 The Dems just discounted impeachments like a going-out-of-business Persian carpet sale.

Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (Pqytn)

480 Do these quisling Repubs really think the left will like them now?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (kTF2Z)

481 465 Folks, the list of Republican backstabbers is on the sidebar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2021 05:07 PM

Uncle Fred!?!? I'm so angry, I'm going to pout, jump up and down, and stomp my feet. Post it on tictoc and go viral.

Posted by: Kate Upton at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (N01xt)

482 470 impeachment has lost any and all meaning.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (AiCb
As I stated in a prior thread -- when our side has control of the House and Senate and when there is a Dem/GOPe in the WH -- we impeach them. 2 or three times.
Why? Because screw them. For what? Well, for breathing for starters. Then and only then can we stand across from the battlefield from these Dem/Commies/GOPe and request the terms of their unconditional surrender. Upon that agreement, then we can discuss unity.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (N39Ws)

483 That is some sweet, sweet pillow talk there Armie......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (jvt6t)

484 I always loved that "does this smell like ether?" line.

Subtle.

Posted by: nip at January 13, 2021 05:11 PM (cpS4u)

485 You did. Sorry I skipped right over that post.
Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (tQL7r)


Easy to miss stuff here.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 05:11 PM (L8ADy)

486 Hillary Clinton: Trump should be impeached. But that alone won't remove white supremacy from America.

I think that we should impeach Hillary. She's white and she think she's supreme.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 05:11 PM (VP4Cd)

487 466 Grimmy, the stupid plans of bureau rats and men often go astray.

People get a vote on whether or not to spend and invest which is about 2/3rds of the economy in advanced nations.

Central bankers and central governments are simply supplying crystal meth to these economies until they collapse. I am beginning to think that is the plan of the elites is to take the steering wheel and run countries straight into a brick wall.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (pO7gM)

488 As I stated in a prior thread -- when our side has control of the House and Senate and when there is a Dem/GOPe in the WH -- we impeach them. 2 or three times.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (N39Ws)

Think I see the flaw in your logic right there

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (4Yddh)

489 I know Cheney is in REP leadership what about any of the other nine? They should all be moved to the back bench immediately. If they won't then I might hold that against my local Rep.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (saZtE)

490 Hide yo wives. Hide yo daughters. Theys impeachin everbody up in there!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (kTF2Z)

491 Tell them you will contribute when they make a public pledge to break up the tech monopolies, ban every kind of voting machine and replace them with paper ballots with fingerprints on them, and to have armed military guards enforce viewing of vote counting by all parties and citizens, and term limits for all government elected positions.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (eoQWY)

492 @444

National Review went to shit in '57 when they went in against Ayn Rand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 05:13 PM (+nmVv)

493 Thank you elites for making so many conspiracy theories that sounded totally whacko seem credible now.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 05:13 PM (DBPIP)

494 Hide yo wives. Hide yo daughters. Theys impeachin everbody up in there!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 05:12 PM (kTF2Z)

They're impeaching people inside the Superdome!

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 05:13 PM (HrMC1)

495 479 The Dems just discounted impeachments like a going-out-of-business Persian carpet sale.
Posted by: mrp at January 13, 2021 05:10 PM (Pqytn)

I move to retroactively impeach Obama four times, Clinton three more times, Carter once, Andrew Johnson one more time, and Wilson at least once.

And I hereby call on VP Marshall to retroactively invoke the 25th amendment to remove President Wilson from office, because he doesn't seem well.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at January 13, 2021 05:14 PM (hBDC1)

496 482 Our Country,
GoPe issued a statement via Mitt--that is not who we are. Paul Ryan concurs as does Ronna at the Rnc.

Mitch says 'How much is in the envelope for me.?'

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:14 PM (pO7gM)

497 nood

moar war on Trump supporters

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 05:14 PM (ifmtJ)

498 House votes to make Trump the first US president to be impeached twice

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 13, 2021 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)

499 I think that we should impeach Hillary. She's white and she think she's supreme.


Hillary, like most Democrats, is proof that the idea of white supremacy is stupid.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 05:14 PM (kOpft)

500 Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 05:08 PM (AiCb
As I stated in a prior thread -- when our side has control of the House and Senate and when there is a Dem/GOPe in the WH -- we impeach them. 2 or three times.
Why? Because screw them. For what? Well, for breathing for starters. Then and only then can we stand across from the battlefield from these Dem/Commies/GOPe and request the terms of their unconditional surrender. Upon that agreement, then we can discuss unity.


Until we destroy the GOP as currently constituted, that will never happen. Our side is "principled" and plays by the rules. The other side does not.

Posted by: SamInVA at January 13, 2021 05:15 PM (Nqq7o)

501 489, Inogame, something might actually happen to Cheney as she apparently violated Rep. Conference rules with her statements. She is probably angling for job in the Biden admin. Nanzi told Handsie to not poach from the House Dems due to narrow margins.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:15 PM (pO7gM)

502 >>I think that we should impeach Hillary. She's white and she think she's supreme.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Don't know about the white. Pretty sure she has all kinds of places that are read and splotchy with blisters and a coating of yeast.

Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2021 05:16 PM (0FTCx)

503 501 489, Inogame, something might actually happen to Cheney as she apparently violated Rep. Conference rules with her statements. She is probably angling for job in the Biden admin. Nanzi told Handsie to not poach from the House Dems due to narrow margins.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 05:15 PM (pO7gM)

Honestly whig, it needs to.. and fast and loud. Not quietly to save face.
We all know it, but they came down harder on the tea party folks who lead the gov't shut down than these impeachment hacks.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 05:18 PM (saZtE)

504 I feel like just the other day i saw something about him coming out and attacking Trump over Jan 6th (probably a preemptive attack to show everyone he's one of the good guys) so fuck him, hope they actually find a body in his yard, because this shit won't get people in Hollywood to blink an eye (his 40 box office bombs may)

Posted by: Rbastid at January 13, 2021 05:34 PM (KlzmJ)

505 I know one was the effete dandy Adam Kinzinger from IL.
Posted by: lizabth at January 13, 2021 04:48

Good description lizabth. I emailed the putz at least 3 times to support Trump, never heard from him. I'll be that interested in voting for him next time. Adam who?

Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2021 05:54 PM (55Qr6)

506 Maybe it was an extended metaphor.

?

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 13, 2021 06:10 PM (t5Yz6)

507 Typical hollywood satanic crap.

But it is just the imaginings and deranged fantasies of deplorables that most of our betters are like this.

Pizza anyone?

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at January 13, 2021 06:17 PM (KqiMr)

508 Our moral betters.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 13, 2021 06:24 PM (IxDhF)

509 Hunter Biden's secret wingman???

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at January 13, 2021 06:39 PM (nSgN/)

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