aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
It's a Madhouse! It's a Madhouse!
We should trust our ruling class. They are competent, professional, and mentally healthy individuals deserving our continued deference and respect.
Meet the new Teletubbies! Council recruits men with TVs strapped above their heads to walk the streets and warn public not to break Covid lockdown rules Bizarre move saw volunteers pound streets of Bradford, Yorkshire, with screens Bradford Council announced the 'iWalkers' scheme this week but deleted post The TVs weigh 18lbs and have a 19inch screen which are hoisted above shoulders
By NICOLE CONNER FOR MAILONLINE PUBLISHED: 08:20 EST, 8 January 2021
A council have recruited men with TVs strapped above their heads to walk the streets to police lockdown. The bizarre move saw staff and volunteers pound the streets of Bradford, Yorkshire, with TVs, which weigh 18lbs and have a 19inch screen, hoisted on their shoulders. Bradford Council announced the 'iWalkers' scheme this week but due to public backlash it has been forced to delete a Facebook post detailing its plans. The scheme, which saw the TVs showing coronavirus rules, was announced via Facebook on Tuesday, but officials deleted the post just two days later. The council claimed comments 'crossed the line into abuse of people who are working hard to help residents and workers in Bradford District stay safe and stop the spread of the virus'. The authority has defended the move claiming the scheme has been 'well received generally by members of the public'.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 12, 2021 12:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:08 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Wicklow at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Toastrider at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (6CrP2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (kTF2Z)
I weep for us.
Posted by: Jmel at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (+O8jr)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (ySdKX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (KZzsI)
Also, any chance a "Winston Smith" came up with this plan?
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (Ojki1)
We've been 'stopping the spread' for a fucking YEAR now and it's not had one ounce of effect on it.
Now, piss off.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (F/Rk0)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (yTRuK)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
We are screwed.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (lg/F7)
That is the plan you know. At least until enough people die to get the population culled.
Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 12:11 PM (ySdKX)
---------
So gravity is a problem for them?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Catherine at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (jM3lJ)
It was fun while it lasted.
If you're not killed by muslham terrorists, your government will imprison you because Covid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Who knew Monty Python would be so prophetic.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (lg/F7)
========
Well, they certainly hoped. They just didn't realize that they wouldn't like it very much once it came about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (2DOZq)
Local radio news says the FBI expects riots to start this weekend and go through next week. They claim a group is forming to "storm the Capitol" in DC.
Rush is gone again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (arJlL)
They're shaking their heads.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (X/jqK)
They could have put these mincing fey-boyz in sandwich boards for $25 each, but somebody had to getz paid, yo.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (wjmTS)
Why would anyone need such a reminder, including one so condescending and insulting, at this point?
Right, because it's not a reminder, it's: OBEY!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Catesby at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (0S1xB)
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (dYe5S)
When the Brits outweird the Japs, you know things are going sideways.
It is to laugh!
Posted by: browndog at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (BgMrQ)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
I got invited to a "drive-by" wedding shower. These people have snapped. I'm not interested in joining them. Maybe IL would take STL off of MO's hands?
Posted by: Catherine at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM (jM3lJ)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Even then, the PCR tests will continue to churn out false positive results and the experts will say the pandemic continues to "rage on".
Posted by: champed at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (9Aon7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (kTF2Z)
There were some naysayers at first but we beat the shit out of them publicly and now everyone is on-board.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (C+We0)
388 Look, Parler doesn't even have a single static html page up saying that they were blindsided by Amazon and that they'll be back.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:04 PM (ZfRYq)
Because their DNS entry was removed as well. You can't put up a page when there's nothing pointing to it.
They're currently working with a supposed 'right leaning host' to get things back online.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
They got their DNS entry moved the Dreamhost yesterday and transferred to Epik already. They have an entry, it just isn't pointed at anything. Pointing that to a static page is like the easiest possible thing you could do.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan
Comrade, your negative thoughts about this are being noted by the Ministry of Truth and Reconciliation.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (wjmTS)
These decisions aren't being made by wise, thoughtful, intelligent people reasoning out a proper action.
Its people who are a combination of power mad grasping at eternal control and filled with terror. They're mad with fear at getting sick from the sniffles and delighted that they have been given the reins to absolute power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Crazy Jap Bastard at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (sVFtl)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (o/0tJ)
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
If we all just give up living, some can *maybe* avoid dying just a little longer*.
*Not counting those pushed to suicide or overdose by this insanity of course. Though we do count them as Covid related deaths probably.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (Ojki1)
More Truth to follow on the hourly bulletin from the Ministry of Truth and Reconciliation.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (vcOmj)
Guarantee this is a false flag. Guarantee there will be problems. Guarantee this will lead to confiscation.
Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
And who's going to protect the good people of the Bradford District from laughing themselves to death?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (axyOa)
Around here, the job you want is bus driver.
You get to drive around in an empty bus all day.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (HaL55)
There were some naysayers at first but we beat the shit out of them publicly and now everyone is on-board.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ExV1e)
=========
I saw that movie.
It was called Cabaret.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Local radio news says the FBI expects riots to start this weekend and go through next week. They claim a group is forming to "storm the Capitol" in DC.
Rush is gone again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ah, so the FBI have enough 'volunteers' to stage this.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (X/jqK)
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (Y6UV7)
Uncle Joe is watching you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ufFY8)
Dude looks like his head is in a mouse trap.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
"$50 says we can get them to do it!"
"You're on, no way they'll do it"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (gohdN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
>>> This will be a new way to use the Internet, one that lets you control your information online. Interesting stuff.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 11:22 AM (JKNZq)
It uniquely serializes you. It seems like the opposite of secure anonymity. He claims it decentralized your info but seems like it would require hosting for your info.
I think the only safe future will be distributed community based private network where you are identified by a private key resolved through a block-chain. Everyone will own a bit of this and no one can own or interrogate any uniquely identifying element of it but their own.
I think the tools required for this exist but no single dev company would ever create this as it has no value but to each individual in a massive group.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (jX304)
Posted by: blaster
You have a vivid imagination...... (thud).
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Gene pool? Cleaned out the testosterone pool and refilled it with estrogen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (sX1BW)
Hey, that is *our* role!
Posted by: USPS union at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (Ojki1)
Around here, the job you want is bus driver.
You get to drive around in an empty bus all day.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (8erNz)
That's almost not a joke.
I will probably get my CDL and start driving buses or the like if I lose my tech job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (yQpMk)
Their version of Jared Kushner, but worse
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (LZ7Gl)
How ridiculous must these losers feel, not to mention the effect of bearing an 18 pound rig above your head all day.
This looks like imbecile abuse.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (E7vND)
Yeah, well, FBI said the guy who blew up the ATT building in Nashville did it because he thought the Lizard People were taking over.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (ZfRYq)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan
Comrade, your negative thoughts about this are being noted by the Ministry of Truth and Reconciliation.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM
The virus will be defeated when THEY say it is comrade. Not before.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (axyOa)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING ON YOUR HEAD?
Posted by: Duke Of Wellington at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (kTF2Z)
I'm buying more rope.
Posted by: x at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (KZzsI)"
I highly recommend that anyone who hasn't seen the former, go look it up.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (EEVQU)
As free as a mountain bird,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (AiZBA)
Thread winner!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (HaL55)
Save us Rowdy Roddy Piper, you're our only hope!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (X/jqK)
These decisions aren't being made by wise, thoughtful, intelligent people reasoning out a proper action.
Its people who are a combination of power mad grasping at eternal control and filled with terror. They're mad with fear at getting sick from the sniffles and delighted that they have been given the reins to absolute power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
==========
So, we're a few weeks away from the British government building cages for every man, woman, and child in the country, only to be unlocked after two weeks of proper social distancing with masks? All fed gruel by tube? Anyone asking for more gets exiled to Germany?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
Then along comes Yorkshire and says "hold my pint, mate."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (C+We0)
By staying locked down until the virus just stops infecting people? Is that the plan?
No, it's very simple. You need to be inoculated 7 times, and wear a mask for the rest of your life, and never get within 6 feet of another person.
Or, cede control of your entire existence to the globalists and then....be inoculated 7 times, and wear a mask for the rest of your life, and never get within 6 feet of another person.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ziba at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (jX304)
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (wgghp)
It was a short trip, barely beyond the end of the driveway.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (2DOZq)
And since very few people will even read either one, why not go with the much cheaper, lighter-weight option?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (k4dH2)
Rush is gone again
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (63Dwl)
At this point, I think just about everyone on our side knows this is glowing radioactive and hopefully won't be dumb enough show up. The dipshit troll with no life last night was bragging about how only one person showed up to the supposed Twitter protest, apparently failing to understand that was a good thing for us.
Don't let them pull off Reichstag II: Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (poEUH)
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (ONvIw)
https://i.redd.it/njd86hzmyta61.jpg
(not my picture)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (i0wNm)
I
Can confirm.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Ummm..... you bastards are gonna spread a shit ton of virus from everybody laffing their asses off at this.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (MBy9l)
And since very few people will even read either one, why not go with the much cheaper, lighter-weight option?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (k4dH2)
Can you do surveillance with a sandwich board?
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (ONvIw)
Oh and Facebook has banned the phrase stop the steal and is deleting any mention of it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (YIHbn)
https://i.redd.it/njd86hzmyta61.jpg
(not my picture)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (i0wNm)"
But it doesn't have to happen; throw a flash hider on there better than the USGI one (which was designed to be adequate for longer barrels and is pretty good on them), like a Phantom or SEI Vortex. Or a brake, if you're going to use a can on it all the time, to help protect the first baffle.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (EEVQU)
*WAR IS PEACE*
*FREEDOM IS SLAVERY*
*IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (6xA3t)
https://i.redd.it/njd86hzmyta61.jpg
(not my picture)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (i0wNm)
Pistol! It's a PISTOL!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
Prince Andrew buggering young girls...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
That's it.
Common conventional wisdom of the real kind, based on a century of observational and research science.
All thrown out in a day or two last year. Except in places like Sweden, which will end up with a final score very similar to everyone else's.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (OTzUX)
As a diversion, there will be a couple of nooses put up in Baltimore garages thus diverting all FBI assets to investigate this terrible crime against humanity.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (Wm5SB)
You get to drive around in an empty bus all day.
Posted by: JEM
Ain't that the truth. Largely the same here (Columbus).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (lgiXo)
Guarantee this is a false flag. Guarantee there will be problems. Guarantee this will lead to confiscation.
Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 12:16 PM (ZCiJZ)
Guarantee Dan Crenshaw will be on board.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (ch6++)
*WAR IS PEACE*
*FREEDOM IS SLAVERY*
*IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (6xA3t)
==========
"Sounds good to me."
-Product of the modern education system
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (RdCK4)
Mittens: "My reading of history suggests what can heal social sickness. First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us together."
I wonder who he has in mind?
https://tinyurl.com/y6c85w9s
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (dJs6r)
Then along comes Yorkshire and says "hold my pint, mate."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (C+We0)
To improve on things, the city-wide speed limit is 20mph.
20.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (kTF2Z)
____________
On the plus side, if enough people comply, we won't have to listen to the globalists screeching about over-population for a few generations.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (k4dH2)
They got their DNS entry moved the Dreamhost yesterday and transferred to Epik already. They have an entry, it just isn't pointed at anything. Pointing that to a static page is like the easiest possible thing you could do.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Well, if that's the case, they did it wrong:
C:\Users\xxxxxx>ping parler.com
Ping request could not find host parler.com. Please check the name and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Former Baptist, now Agnostic.
Yeah, 2020/2021 has got me wondering.
Posted by: Shinjinrui at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Gb130)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (8k7U7)
for every man, woman, and child in the country, only to be unlocked
after two weeks of proper social distancing with masks? All fed gruel by
tube? Anyone asking for more gets exiled to Germany?
need a matrix prequel in which the pods are originally built to flatten the covid curve.
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (vN+oL)
Maybe members of the public who are starving and desperate for a paycheque. I can't imagine anyone else thinking this is anything but sci-fi dystopian horror.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (AID+J)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
The Big Brother image from 1984 would work.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: redenzo at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Tom Pain at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (iznkV)
First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us
together."----------------------------------Not how I would describe Gen Sherman.
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (8SSHh)
Same here. I think a lot of people are turning to the back pages of the Bible these days.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (AID+J)
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (tlhQ8)
Posted by: deadrody at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (V9901)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (2S93K)
Posted by: working_man at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (g4bMd)
C:\Users\xxxxxx>ping parler.com
Ping request could not find host parler.com. Please check the name and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
No, check it out, the A record is pointed to 0.0.0.0
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (ZfRYq)
Ping request could not find host parler.com. Please check the name and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
most virtual firewall block ping that is ICMP
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (O+I8R)
_______________
Sure, just drill a small hole near the top of it and attach a phone on the other side, with the camera lens peeking through the hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (k4dH2)
Fucking idiots!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Facebook at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:13 PM (63Dwl)
At this point, I think just about everyone on our side knows this is glowing radioactive and hopefully won't be dumb enough show up. The dipshit troll with no life last night was bragging about how only one person showed up to the supposed Twitter protest, apparently failing to understand that was a good thing for us.
Don't let them pull off Reichstag II: Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 12, 2021 12:19 PM (poEUH)
^^^^^^^THIS TIMES 10000 ^^^^^^^^^^
The posters for this "event" are pure commie art, and there's no indication of what group is organizing this, applying for permits, etc.
This is a complete false flag and with the amount of lead time, there's no reason for any actual patriot to be suckered by this. Let the Blamtifa Boys go out there by themselves.
Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (O0Tro)
Just remember, months ago, someone designed this product allegedly because of demand for it. So it was designed, proto-typed, then specs sent to China to build this thing, then tested, revisions made and eventually they found a gullible consumer to buy this shit - who used money confiscated by the taxpayers they are tormenting with this vile display of evil.
Everyone involved in this hair-brained things should be [content censored].
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (HaL55)
most virtual firewall block ping that is ICMP
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5QBw6)
You're missing that its not even resolving any IP address and has no where to go to be blocked.
No DNS record.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Biden/Harris-Unify us
This a new sign, not one that was around in the election.
Yes; I think the man who was "programmed" to call Trump supporters "traitors" is going to bring unity. You betcha!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:14 PM
1944?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (ejd/p)
.... but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (8XRCm)
for every man, woman, and child in the country, only to be unlocked
after two weeks of proper social distancing with masks? All fed gruel by
tube? Anyone asking for more gets exiled to Germany?
need a matrix prequel in which the pods are originally built to flatten the covid curve.
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (v3pYe)
And Bill Gates ends up being the one to "darken the sky".
Posted by: champed at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (9Aon7)
As free as a mountain bird,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (AiZBA)
-------------------------
Yeah, Gilbert & Sullivan weren't exactly prophetic....
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (o/0tJ)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM (ftFVW)
--------
Well, I'm pretty fucking pissed, so...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Shinjinrui at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Gb130)
Especially about that whole cannot buy or sell without a mark thingie. We're not there yet, but if banks can ban a billionaire like Trump from utilizing banking services, normies aren't far behind.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (MBy9l)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Your Cousin Vincenze at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (UnQlg)
Built a pretty good fighter in WW1
Another one in WW2
Their 155 artillery projectile today is pretty good.
Some of the beer.
Well. That's about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (c1dhQ)
Mittens: "My reading of history suggests what can heal social sickness. First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us together."
I wonder who he has in mind?
https://tinyurl.com/y6c85w9s
Posted by: Half Dozen
Comrades, you must win the battle against ones self and love Big Brother! Here, have some Soma!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (X/jqK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Worst poker players ever. That's what is known as a "tell".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (6mvRv)
Left completely unaddressed were several things. 1. Who the hell is going to disable all of their devices for a handful of meetings, then turn them back on. 2. They did not address other smart devices like TVs or cell phones or anything else that people may not he aware of. 3. They did not say what options we had if others in the household needed the device while it was turned off ( kids classwork or controlling the thermostat). 4. They did not explain how to disable the always on features. For information security, they should at least cover the main ones like Alexa, Siri, and OkGoogle.
What a waste of time.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (F/Rk0)
We're not. It is here to stay.
Whenever it looks as if it is fading, there will always be a new strain or a mutated virus, and we will be "encouraged" to keep wearing the Mask of Cain, stay home and remember that We Are All In This Together.
Restaurant dining - save for our rulers - is dead. Concerts are dead. Church is dead. Public gathering (unless you are approved by the State) is dead. Sports (good riddance) is dead. Freedom is dead.
You will not fly or drive from state to state without a COVID paper. You will stay home. You will obey. You will wear the Mask for the rest of your life. And if you even think of disobeying, there will be no end of Karens - neighborhood and armed - who will have you doxxed, fired or jailed. And "our side" will happily go along with it, so as not to be smeared as grandma killers.
Cassandra prophesies and it WILL be so.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (SwCv8)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
______________
He really is completely clueless, isn't he?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (k4dH2)
Name one domestic terror attack in the last 20 years that the FBI has been out ahead of. Just one -- can you think of one?
They are caught offguard again and again, even when they've recieved advance warning from other authorities (e.g. Russia and the TSarnaevs) or people close to the attackers (Pulse shooter, Parkland shooter, shoe bomber, Ft. Lauderdale airport shooter, etc.).
So, color me skeptical on this -- they are setting a narrative for a potential false flag event.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (HaL55)
Translation: there have been no riots
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (KZzsI)
Ping request could not find host parler.com. Please check the name and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------
Did you use the machine that goes ping? There's your problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
The Big Brother image from 1984 would work.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Ojki1)
Eye of Sauron would work too
Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (O0Tro)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (kTF2Z)
----------------
An hungry alligator! And with HP Sauce smeared o'er us to make us run quicker on the treadmill! But you tell that to kids nowaday and they don't believe you.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2021 12:22 PM
Whut?
Posted by: All the kids with boom boxes on their shoulders at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5QBw6)
Yes but it would still do the nslookup even if ICMP is blocked.
Like I said - the record exists, they could give it a static IP and point it to a static page.
Of course the problem is that millions of apps and people trying to get to parler would hit that server, it would need a lot of horsepower just to keep the static page up.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (RdCK4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Worst poker players ever. That's what is known as a "tell".
-------
I got away with "Cheated and Seated" yesterday in reference to Drooley Joe.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
The next day, there were no troops and no news item about good ol' Nancy. The talk show host took all kinds of grief, and he swore to never pass along another prediction. Another g-damn hoax!
But by the end of the broadcast word spread about something somebody had noticed. Nancy did not come to work that day. So it's either an incredible co-incidence that Pelosi happened to take a day off from her impeachment frenzy the exact same day that somebody said she'd be arrested, or she's been arrested. Probably, they moved the timeline forward a little, and those troops that had been spotted helped capture her the previous evening.
Why do you guys think Trump seized Pelosi's laptop, if he just thinks he's out of office anyway in a short time, BTW?
Has anybody seen an indication that she's in public today?
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (hOOi9)
This is not only wrong, but disturbingly so. He thinks cultural change comes from the top, and thinks that we need a strong man in charge to make it happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (CGjum)
As free as a mountain bird,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
A dictatorial word.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 12:18 PM (AiZBA)
-------
It is a song I have composed for the use of the Royal Navy. It is designed to encourage independence of thought and action in the lower branches of the service, and to teach the principle that a British sailor is any man's equal...except mine.
Posted by: Sir Joseph Porter, KCB at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (OE50I)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (c1dhQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: x at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (0tE/i)
a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us
together."----------------------This makes me thinks he has actually never read any history.
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (sX1BW)
I aint skeered of that faggot with the TV bolted to him
Posted by: The Wuhan FLu at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
------------
President-Select?
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (CGjum)
Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (O0Tro)
----
...and the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyye....
Eye of Sauron
duh
duh duh duh
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
I heard Mark Dice say this morning the lefties are petitioning the registrar/ICAAN to pull their domain.
Not sure who Parler can work with as far as vendors, but you'd think somebody would have the nads to stand up to these fascists.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (6mvRv)
Look at it this way:
1. It's a job. Lots of people are out of work due to the shutdowns.
2. It gets you out of the house and moving around.
3. It gets you a bit of exercise.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)
They will be dressed in Trump gear, there will be problems, conservatives will be blamed and the Big Confiscation will start.
Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 12:10 PM (kTF2Z)
----------------
An hungry alligator! And with HP Sauce smeared o'er us to make us run quicker on the treadmill! But you tell that to kids nowaday and they don't believe you.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (ab0zp)
That reminds me of the Monty Python skit about the Olympic 'Men's Being Eaten by a Crocodile Event'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (Cfk8j)
Yes. Because everyone's getting it and it no longer has any effect, you retarded limeys.
The dumb shits are panicked about good news.
Posted by: RKae at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (/ss/v)
Posted by: Thrawn
We're being herded into this like the proverbial farm animal. You just wonder how far they will take it.
I had the 'Rona, and have antibodies. I am not taking the vaccine, now or in the future.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (vcOmj)
a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us
together."----------------------This makes me thinks he has actually never read any history.
Posted by: SH at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (sX1BW)
==========
Electing Lincoln healed our national wounds and brought us all together.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (LvTSG)
a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us
together
Well that aint you Mittens.. You've been bearing false witness against your neighbor Donald Trump...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (qAR6u)
It meant you were as strong as a freaking ox!
Posted by: SONY Trinitron at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (dYmWY)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (O6jZP)
Did they offer early parole?
Posted by: Your Cousin Vincenze at January 12, 2021 12:24 PM (UnQlg)
Allowed them the freedom to leave their house/flat.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: fixerupper
_____________________________
The whole thing is better: Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals. C.S. Lewis
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (X/jqK)
I aint skeered of that faggot with the TV bolted to him
Posted by: The Wuhan FLu at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (r4bSV)
-----
Little know fact that Mark Knopfler discarded that very lyric when writing Dire Straights "Money for Nothing".
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
My company makes me take classes like that all the time. Even down to the dumbest things like should you use open WiFi at Starbucks while accessing sensitive work data? Gee I dont know. Should I? Lets spend 2 hours studying this topic.
There is a massive LMS industry out there creating this shit. And the LMS industry works hand in hand with lawmakers to make it easy to sue companies if they do not buy their services. So every large Corp has to spend a ton of money on this stupidity to cover their asses if (more like when) a data breach occurs.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (YIHbn)
Why do you guys think Trump seized Pelosi's laptop, if he just thinks he's out of office anyway in a short time, BTW?
Has anybody seen an indication that she's in public today?
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer
Trust me. That's something no one could keep quiet if true. The media would be all over it like a starving chicken on a june bug.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (wjmTS)
Oh it is going to get much worse. Its in the Bible:
"As were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man" Matthew 24:37
And what were those days like?
"The LORD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts the heart was only evil continually." - Genesis 6:5
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (C+evo)
Ping request could not find host parler.com. Please check the name and try again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------
Did you use the machine that goes ping? There's your problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Aye Captain.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (O6jZP)
ISWYDT
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:23 PM (5QBw6)
Like I said - the record exists, they could give it a static IP and point it to a static page.
Of course the problem is that millions of apps and people trying to get to parler would hit that server, it would need a lot of horsepower just to keep the static page up.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (ZfRYq)
DNS is set up but not pointing at anything.
https://www.lookupserver.com/dns/parler.com
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: x at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (0tE/i)
More than half
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (iznkV)
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (v3pYe)
Kind of makes you think about the phrase, "were all in this together". this=the matrix. Or the underground of Logan's Run. Disatopias should not be a cultural goal.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (jX304)
If they are pushing toward that level of confrontation now that would be an error. Not that they can't make serious mistakes, but, a serious confrontation now favors us. Putting off confrontation and continuing salami tactics favors them. Our side, if we gave a crap about game theory, would be pushing toward ultimatum "line in the sand" territory staking out positions intolerable to the left as quickly as possible.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
well, of course not. it's on the upper front hole. it'd need to be on the rear hole for that.
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (ExV1e)
Leg Day!
Posted by: Gymbro at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (qAR6u)
=========
Well, the British do understand the basic silliness of bureaucracy pretty well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (ftFVW)
Ya know.... looking at that dude....
.... I understand now why the muzzies are free to rape their women at will...
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (CGjum)
SPITS and fights urge to vomit.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (Aashi)
Do you and Biden fight over the paste?
Posted by: LMAO at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (AJ/B4)
The first thing to do is ban cash. If they can eliminate cash, they can control people economically much easier. But I don't see any realistic way to pull that off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/y6pkv42c
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Well, it's not being propagated because it doesn't resolve. And pointing it to zeros means they don't even have a host to receive the request.
Until they get a web server somewhere, there's nothing to do. Epik doesn't seem to be able to host anything for them, or they're still working out details.
I don't know. I just know that they're invisible on the internet. They don't exist.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (RdCK4)
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (MVjcR)
whois information
cache expires in 22 hours, 10 minutes and 0 seconds
refresh
Registrar Info
NameEpik, Inc.
Whois Serverwhois.epik.com
Referral URLhttp://www.epik.com
StatusclientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Important Dates
Expires On2022-05-27
Registered On1998-05-28
Updated On2021-01-11
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (5QBw6)
> set q=ns
> parler.com
Non-authoritative answer:
parler.com nameserver = ns3.epik.com
parler.com nameserver = ns4.epik.com
ns3.epik.com internet address = 52.55.168.70
ns4.epik.com internet address = 91.149.194.188
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at January 12, 2021 12:29 PM (O6jZP)
They will look pretty silly hanging around with antifa waiting for the Trumpistes to show up. Might be time for a photo shoot as they will have to fake the violence. They should remember to bring dusty teddy bears and stuff.
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (ONvIw)
Default Server: ns3.epik.com
Address: 52.55.168.70
> parler.com
Server: ns3.epik.com
Address: 52.55.168.70
Name: parler.com
Address: 0.0.0.0
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (yQpMk)
Local radio news says the FBI expects riots to start this weekend and go through next week. They claim a group is forming to "storm the Capitol" in DC.
There should be no protest. Let people see the massive crowd of supporters that Mr. Eighty Million Votes can draw all on his own.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair. at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (PtOP4)
I really doubt that Nancy Pelosi has been arrested. The swamp protects their own.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (MxEKc)
https://i.redd.it/njd86hzmyta61.jpg
(not my picture)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:17 PM (i0wNm)
Almost as big a fireball as my DE .50AE. Guy needs a suppressor in the worst way. And I'm confused as to why he has a 3x magnifier on an SBR.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado -tempore belli!) at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (N3El/)
oh and also, we got plenty of frontal pictures, can you all post more profile pics?
we get paid way more when we have those
remember you posting your life on our product is free to you
Posted by: Facebook at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 12, 2021 12:31 PM (ftFVW)
And bring 3 guys along with you to point and laugh after the fact.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer
Oh, fuck off already.
Just fuck the hell right off.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (2CptV)
--
That explains why there's a tent next to the Capitol that says "Baby Milk Factory."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: fixer-upper
Ok. That made me laff reel hard!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (cCxiu)
My kind of model for all this is a company which has built a reputation for quality and customer service, and has a decent amount of assets such as factories and machines. The US after WWII was kind of like that company. The political and educated classes used the cultural, social, and political capital which had been built up as collateral to borrow against, asking for a massive increase in power and influence, much like said company leveraging its assets to borrow a large amount of money for expansion. As long as times were good the debt could be paid, the "elite" could provide a stable and prosperous society. However, as time went on, especially after 1990, they became increasingly overleveraged, and hence fragile. 9/11, the dragging on of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, the failure to contain ISIS, and the rising threat of China were all shocks which demonstrated that they could no longer service the debt which they'd taken out.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 12:33 PM (946rW)
The FBI is a joke. Have been for decades.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 12, 2021 12:25 PM (2JVJo)
Given how many of the "rebellious rockers" turned into fascists it is only a shame this didn't happen sooner to them so the current crop living in mansions didn't wind up ODing on the street like they deserve.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (Ojki1)
The ONLY arrest that will ever happen to Nancy is cardiac.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FriscoYoda
A hot dog board is a sandwich board- fight me!
Posted by: Jonah G. at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (c1dhQ)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (dYmWY)
++++
Nah. These guys are like TSA officials - they're drawing a check paid for by taxpayers or lenders in exchange for enforcing the arbitrary and pointless will of an unaccountable state. Like so many things done by the state under the auspice of "safety," this is merely a lie and an irrelevant fig leaf to disguise and attempt to justify their actions.
Hurling abusive language at them and making them feel ostracized and isolated is a good thing. Extend it. Refuse them service at your stores or restaurants or gas stations. Marginalize them. Make them so miserable that they quit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (UZVEt)
____________
On the plus side, if enough people comply, we won't have to listen to the globalists screeching about over-population for a few generations.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:21 PM (k4dH2)
...
My dad, who has a phD in biochemistry, has lost his mind.
He suggested that I take the inoculation even though I just had Covid. Like, I took a test *yesterday* to see if I'm clear now.
As a "boost" he said. Now its true that with this mRNA thing I wouldn't actually get an adverse immune response to the injection but still. Why in the crap would I be worried?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (2HIdp)
*unless you have a monitor strapped to your head that tells people not to leave their house.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (EzkaF)
Mittens: "My reading of history suggests what can heal social sickness. First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us together."
I wonder who he has in mind?
https://tinyurl.com/y6c85w9s
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM (dJs6r)
I'm sure Romney's choice will be a good one.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (z4ez+)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (i0wNm)
Until they get a web server somewhere, there's nothing to do. Epik doesn't seem to be able to host anything for them, or they're still working out details.
I don't know. I just know that they're invisible on the internet. They don't exist.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
This is exactly my point. If it were my business - and it isn't - I would put up at least the static page, we're not dead yet!
They have chosen not to which is a business decision. I mean, it could be pretty costly to do so, and it would only deliver a message I guess they figure everyone already knows.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Yeah the Deep State turned on the Democrats and arrested Pelosi.
Related: A pig just flew by my house! Seriously, you guys.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (Bvn1K)
wonder what is going on with the state capital stuff
either thy think we are dumber that the 8 the FBI trapped into trying to kidnap the Govenor of MI
or
they are really afraid of something
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2021 12:12 PM (F/Rk0)
They all are.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: Fake Tapper at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (fIGh5)
HEY!!! YOU GUYS STOP COPY AND PASTING FROM WORD!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (r+sAi)
So some good news.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (Bvn1K)
There will be bacon in the treetops!
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (ONvIw)
It'd be a kick to be able to stream random content to the display, since the dip carrying the thing can't see what it's playing.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (8erNz)
--
How on earth any normal person with a scintilla's awareness of what is happening could be a part of Fakebook is beyond me. There are no amount of kid pictures and posts from anybody I know that would lure me into being one of Zuckerberg's cattle, to be punished as he sees fit. Oh, hell to the NO.
I get it. You love the people you connect with. You want to keep up with their lives. There are other ways to do so. You couldn't pay me a monthly stipend to be a part of that sh*t.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (jOcSX)
she's in the cell next to the pope.
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (sGtp+)
HEY!!! YOU GUYS STOP COPY AND PASTING FROM WORD!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (8XRCm)
-------
Word.
Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (MVjcR)
They have chosen not to which is a business decision. I mean, it could be pretty costly to do so, and it would only deliver a message I guess they figure everyone already knows.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (ZfRYq)
They would need a web server to host such a page, which is the problem overall. No one appears willing to touch them with a 10 ft. pole.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Nancy. The talk show host took all kinds of grief, and he swore to never
pass along another prediction. Another g-damn hoax!" optimizer
Nancy arrested ... great. ha. We still want to believe that Trump will not just walk onto the box car, but no evidence yet of any such grand evidence of arrests , even though "we caught them all". Yes we caught them, we won in a landslide ... they stole it, they don't care if they got caught. ----- MonkeyWerxUS is a good guy, he came on yesterday and said he sources had let him down (on the Insurrection Act being invoked, or whatever) ... he still hopes action happens. Me Too ... "Let's Roll" ... but tick tock ... time is now. I see nothing definite happening, but a lot of rumors.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado -tempore belli!) at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (N3El/)
...
Yeah, me too.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (2HIdp)
I seem to recall the FBI guys were really instrumental. . . in egging them on. It was citizens who shot the ISIS dudes in the parking lot to foil the attack, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (bDqIh)
Why would they be afraid... biden won by a landslide and is beloved by all....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM
Arrest her? Hell, just throw a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (ejd/p)
My company makes me take classes like that all the time. Even down to the dumbest things like should you use open WiFi at Starbucks while accessing sensitive work data? Gee I dont know. Should I? Lets spend 2 hours studying this topic.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (YIHbn)
That was the 2nd part of the course! Though they did mention not to use publicly available usb charging ports. Which i guess some people don't know are risky.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (F/Rk0)
*******
Yeah, that's my big problem with it. We either get the vaccine and cheer and everything immediately resumes as normal, or go fuck yourself because we get the shot AND all the restrictions remain in place.
(goes to look for monthly death rates by state for the last five years to compare to 2020)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (2CptV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (r4bSV)
They think we are stupid enough to challenge the National Guard.
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (RdCK4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (lmikk)
It was MY year to shine!!!!
Posted by: Wonder Woman at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)
This is utterly wrong. Generally "Great leaders" result in outward conflict.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (0f1jR)
So some good news.
Not enough conservatives bailing though. Even people I like refuse to cut that cord. Sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (qoNQ/)
We are, at the overall personal level, nihilist hedonists, whom assuage that spark of the divine in us urging us to be good, by joining some empty promise of collective salvation promoted by authorization organizations.
No society can survive in this state. We are doomed. Now how do we surive the coming second dark age?
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Zmnko)
Many liberals truly believe that Joe Biden won so many votes because people hated Trump so much.
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (ONvIw)
**********
They're not gay, they're "on the down low"
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (2CptV)
I'm more mercenary than that, but never to a level that I could be seriously ID'd on there.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (8erNz)
Pelosi hasn't been arrested, she has just need extra time to soak in the blood of aborted infants because of all the stress you are giving her.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:30 PM (wjmTS)
Agree. It's in the hands of good, tolerant lefties. Pelosi is fine if they dox intelligence working overseas, or anything else. This is just more of the never ending psyops. I don't believe McInerny any more either at this point. He's just being fed bullshit and repeating it because dementia.
I'd love to believe that something is going to happen, but we've got a whole week. I suppose Trump's speech at the Alamo today should let us know something. I do at least love the symbology.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (L8ADy)
Does... does Mitt Romney fancy himself a "leader?" Of anyone? He can't be this delusional. He is hated by everyone without tribal loyalty to prominent Mormons. Unless he plans to resurrect the Battalions, he ain't leading shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (Bvn1K)
----
Hey... by the way..... CONGRATS!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
yeah buddy, that's real beard hair
Posted by: x at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (0tE/i)
taking selfies with the peaceful crowd -- sorry, rioting mob) on 1/6 and
another 15 being investigated. Some Dem rep. Tim Ryan OH leading the
charge it looks like.
--------
News chyron here, probably AP, with the
Coupsters' Big Lie, "Parler is booted off the internet by Amazon's web
hosting service over its ties to the storming of the U.S. Capitol."
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (wGxSf)
Rasmussen today... 49% approval
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (Zmnko)
HEY!!! YOU GUYS STOP COPY AND PASTING FROM WORD!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:35 PM (8XRCm)
-------
Word.
Posted by: Weasel
Word Up
https://youtu.be/uufUktrTCTg
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (X/jqK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (KZzsI)
++++
It is a harder nut to crack than the global technocrats thing. Where they've tried it in tame and cooperative places like Sweden, they've had to walk it back.
It's even harder in the US, for two big reasons:
1) Certain special groups used by the state are cash-primary or cash-only, primarily American blacks and particularly their urban populations. They even invented a word for this: "underbanked" (I'm not kidding).
2) The US government finances a huge amount of hinkey shit around the world using pallets of cash. If that cash has no way to repatriate, then that ability vanishes.
Add in the fact that most transactions are on plastic or EFT anyway (and thus trackable), and I suspect that the need of the state to engage in malicious overseas activity, line their own pockets and maintain their interests groups will prevent a "cashless" move. I could well be wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (UZVEt)
----
Hey... by the way..... CONGRATS!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
*********
Good news? Thank you Jesus if so, and congratulations.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (2CptV)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (lgiXo)
Our FBI, right in the middle egging on the would-be terrorists!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (bDqIh)
God. Is. Pissed. And He should be.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (qoNQ/)
(goes to look for monthly death rates by state for the last five years to compare to 2020)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (2CptV)
The lockdowns will remain in place long after everyone is vaccinated, because "the vaccine isn't 100% effective". And the false positive rate of the PCR test will ensure that there is always a constant stream of "cases" to require lockdowns.
Posted by: champed at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (9Aon7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Peppermint Patty's Phantom Phallus at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:34 PM (Bvn1K)
How far do you lead a flying pig?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: Tom Pain at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (+y8uL)
______________
He really is completely clueless, isn't he?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (k4dH2)
I'd bet he believes he will be the Mormon hero of prophecy* that rides in on the white horse to save America in its time of need. He will discover that all sides have come to loath him instead. But that will just feed his sense of self righteousness. Helping keep Romney from the Oval Office may be the one decent thing Harry Reid ever did in his life.
*In some circles anyway
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (SwCv8)
Come on now, the FBI determined that the noose was a garage pull within 5 days. That is only 4.9 days after the internet.
Lots of good jokes about that....Any normal person would have taken 2 minutes to see the garage puller, unless you live in a apartment is a big city like DC.
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (RdCK4)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead
I would actually hope that Donald stays in Texas through the Inauguration, then wanders south into Mexico and stays there. Along with Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka, and the rest of his kids and family.
They are going to arrest him if he stays in the US, Texas or not.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (vcOmj)
New and Hot Kungflu Chant 2021- Bring Out Your Dumb!
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (cCxiu)
Actually the son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Shlomo Mostofsky
Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
Thats Hewitt's BFF. Hugh claims he's a sensible moderate. /eyeroll
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (Fs5vw)
My reading of history suggests what can heal social sickness. First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us together."
Did he give any historical examples?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair. at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (9AFWN)
This is utterly wrong. Generally "Great leaders" result in outward conflict.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM (jOcSX)
---------
bring together/outer conflict:
The two are not incompatible.
Posted by: Undocumented at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (Y08Vx)
-------
Its at that point I ask "How, then, did the Democrats lose 27 of 27 contested house seats, lose governors, lose seats in CLAIFORNIA, and get absolutely slaughtered in state house seats"
ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR JOE VOTED AGAINST DEMOCRATS???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (QYoFn)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
in on the white horse to save America in its time of need. He will
discover that all sides have come to loath him instead.
and has thus united the country. qed
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (9AFWN)
They're wearing masks, so it's all good, unless you're drinking alcohol, or exercising, or watching a movie.
The Covid is VERY particular.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Not enough conservatives bailing though. Even people I like refuse to cut that cord. Sad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:37 PM[/i
Are you watching the Philly Inquirer 'Burn the Witch' campaign against Jen the past two days? I have a retired friend in FL, former PPD Detective who says he remembers her as not being political.
Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM
--------------
How about a pandemic that survives for (allegedly) DAYS on porous surfaces and you can (allegedly) catch and spread for WEEKS without symptom?
Oh, and there's a 98% chance you (won't) DIE!
Everyone burn that icky disease-riddled filth-cloth!
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (CGjum)
Addictions are hard to break. See NFL.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (YIHbn)
Yup. I nuked my Twitter account Friday and while I feel better overall, I still have the resist the urge to even check it.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (MBy9l)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (lgiXo)
...
or when he tries to walk through a door?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM (lgiXo)
Come sail away, with me!
Posted by: Asshoe Dennis DeYoung at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (ufFY8)
Did I do that?
Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (N/gDA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (5QBw6)
Guaranteed subject matter for the gun thread this weekend.
Also, cooking one? What wood would taste best if smoking? I bet buffalo wings could be amazing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (L8ADy)
I've got to look that up. I've never heard anyone use the phrase "heal social sickness" before.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (SwCv8)
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)
I'd rather have the old Savak...Lt Savak.
mmmm Kirstie Alley
Posted by: browndog at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ripley
More like a May Day parade in Red Square.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM
Goes airborne and starts singing "A Spoonful of Sugar"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (ejd/p)
Thats Hewitt's BFF. Hugh claims he's a sensible moderate. /eyeroll
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (qoNQ/)
==========
Yeah, he once made a speech about how the Democratic Party was going too far left for the moderate Democrats of the Midwest. He challenged Nancy for the Minority Leader position in 2014/2016 or so.
He's kind of the poster child now for the fact that there are no moderate Democrats. They may go in moderate, but the establishment makes sure they don't stay that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (lgiXo)
--
Now if only Joey would wear 428 bullshit medals on a Looney Toons uniform...
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3aI0K)
Mostofsky is a big democrat
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BignJames at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (AwYPR)
I've got to look that up. I've never heard anyone use the phrase "heal social sickness" before.
Posted by: t-bird
New clap. Same as the old clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (wjmTS)
My reading of history suggests what can heal social sickness. First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us together."
Did he give any historical examples?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair
his grandpa banging sister wives in Mexico
Posted by: x at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (0tE/i)
In my opinion, they've always been pretty terrible. Hoover ran them as his personal spy service. He had dirt on every politician of his day. The Feebs shit the bed on the Bonnie and Clyde investigation. They lied to the public for decades RE the existence of the mafia. Al Capone died in his own bed in a mansion. Ruby Ridge was a total disaster. Their vaunted serial killer profiling program is basically as scientific as cold reading. Their vaunted crime lab has had some really really bad scandals.
On the plus side, they do good work coordinating police agencies when crimes happen cross-jurisdiction. I think people forget how bad that used to be. Neighboring police agencies at one time were almost combative and sharing information more times than not didn't happen at all, even when someone thought to ask.
They've also turned bank robbing into a crime that gets solved over 90% of the time.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
How many times do I have to tell you guys? Romney doesn't "think" anything, and if he did he sure as fuck wouldn't tell YOU.
It's a SCRIPT.
They bounce between Pelosi, the Obama's, Hillary, Romney and Kerry to distribute the TALKING POINTS. Sometimes it's 3 a week, sometimes it's 1 a week, sometimes (like now) it's every day. Tomorrow it'll probably be a headline making "thought" by Barack.
Once you see it you cant unsee it.
Posted by: ... at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (tlhQ8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM (KZzsI)
They tried that during the early days of the lockdowns, remember? Try and order food to go from your local restaurants, and they insisted you had to charge it (I had a credit card hacked during that period, it appears to have been a restaurant employee scooping up cc numbers but I digress).
But too bad for them, the same people they claim can't get ID (but can) really don't all have a pocket full of credit cards. It really does discriminate against poor people to go to a cashless system. They DID get massive pushback on that, and relented.
Some Euro country tried the same thing and had to give it up too.
Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (O0Tro)
I want to be around to see him when it rains.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (SwCv
........
His name is Rod. Lightning Rod.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (v0R5T)
>>Not enough conservatives bailing though. Even people I like refuse to cut that cord. Sad.
Imagine how much traffic Trump tweets and various MSM Trump scandals of the day generated on twitter. Outrage = many tweets, replies, retweets, DMs.
I'm guessing that's a bigger hit than the # of accounts suspended. More traffic will follow the non-suspended who are migrating to other platforms voluntarily.
LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (bDqIh)
----
Is that a critique of autistics?
Posted by: Undocumented at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (Y08Vx)
ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR JOE VOTED AGAINST DEMOCRATS???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
===========
If there is hope for our future, it's at the state and local level.
Get your state officials to take election integrity seriously in time for 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (jMEOg)
Mitt Romney is a flaming heap of shit peppered with dicks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (Bvn1K)
The two are not incompatible.
Posted by: Undocumented at January 12, 2021 12:42 PM (Y08Vx)
Yup.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (jOcSX)
A few months back I had to do training on protecting customer data despite the fact that I have no contact with customer data.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
That had to come first, right? Like this council didn't actually spring for the design and manufacture of that whole contraption--it already existed.
Which is just completely discouraging.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (2HIdp)
I don't know her personally but people who do say she's a good cop. Shit like this is why I signed up for the DROP. Investigated for attending a rally while we had 500 murders. Clowns
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3aI0K)
So he is antifa? I would not be shocked!
Posted by: La France at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ONvIw)
Isn't that what the Anti-Christ is supposed to do?
Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 12, 2021 12:40 PM (/669Q)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM
FIFYA.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 12, 2021 12:43 PM (MBy9l)
On a positive note, Gab seems to be coming back incrementally, and I'm now finding some of the people I liked that were banned from twatter. I think it's going to be awesome.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:39 PM
Goes airborne and starts singing "A Spoonful of Sugar"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Mary! Get back here!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: PJ at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (i0wNm)
Based on the behavior of banks over the past twenty years, I'm no so sure that's a mark in the FBI's favor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (jOcSX)
no way that the 'Rona can get thru that . . . beard filter.
Posted by: Tim from Nashua at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (fUm2i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
Its the opposite. This is the only way a society can "survive" is through authoritarian organizations.
Quality of life is pure crap for the 99%, but the 1% spend society's wealth building monuments.
That is basically all of human history since expulsion from The Garden.
Think of this Great Experiment as a cold front that blew through Hell. The normal in Hell insufferably hot and miserable - estranged from God. The cold front was temporary, local and reduced but didn't eliminate the essence of Hell.
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (C+evo)
Jack Dorsey can really live under a bridge then, instead of looking like he just woke up in a cardboard box.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (Bvn1K)
And here I thought those were peanuts.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 12:47 PM (KAi1n)
It's buried under the Big T!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (jOcSX)
How does the bunghole who pulled that Pierre Delecto routine on Twitter expect to be taken seriously? My young children are more mature than him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (Bvn1K)
That had to come first, right? Like this council didn't actually spring for the design and manufacture of that whole contraption--it already existed.
Which is just completely discouraging.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (2HIdp)
++++
Oh, it probably exists for marketing environments like trade shows - have the mascot or some hot booth babe wear it to show off your wares and advertise a raffle if you go listen to their pitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (UZVEt)
coming right up #Halt The Hustle
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Pope at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (0f1jR)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (vQJZv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:44 PM (wGxSf)
Epaulettes!
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (0f1jR)
What happened?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey...there's no retreat from here folks. at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (xCeVF)
Posted by: Ripley
The media will also squawk, "Don't pay any mind to the sparse turnout of the public, President Biden is massively popular--just look at the record amount of votes cast for him this year! It's just that his supporters believe in science and know not to gather in groups in public. Our sources at Google tell us that this inauguration has the largest virtual audience every assembled--upwards of 3 billion!"
Posted by: champed at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (9Aon7)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (B0mGw)
Mmmmmm.....boobs.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
I think you are right. In addition, you would see a move to even less trackable exchanges between individuals such as barter where the state never gets its cut. This is going to be occuring anyway as the debt reaches a limit on monetarization. There will be some medium of exchange such as food and medicine if worst comes to worst.
Good sci-fi book about it is F. Paul Wilson's An Enemy of the State (old school libertarian economics focus) or Carmen and Rogoff's 'This Time is Different' which tracks government implosions of currency and debt over hundreds of years and its effects.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Dr. Darth Randall at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (VnhiK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (vQJZv)
Get your state officials to take election integrity seriously in time for 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Become your state and local officials. Otherwise you're dealing with Kemps and Raffensbergers.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 12, 2021 12:41 PM (3aI0K)
So he is antifa? I would not be shocked!
--
If he was, it would never, ever be reported.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Max Power at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (Hucnr)
What happened?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (Zmnko)
Baby born and mother's surgery is going well.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (UZVEt)
...
I think the hot babe version would require significant...ergonomic alteration to the example illustrated above.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Hot Booth Babe isn't smart enough to wear it. They'll still have the Teletubbie wandering around the convention hall.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (nakwk)
=========
Employment at a law firm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (vQJZv)
The screen comes with a specially designed Colostomy Bag attachment.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Bradford Council? So with them TV's on their backs they can sue the shit out of the state/city if they are "injured" on the job? Looks like a nice workmans comp claim to me.
Strap it on your back, claim permanent damage and get paid for life.
Posted by: JROD at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (H5knJ)
...
The image itself is ripe for a meme.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (2HIdp)
Artie Lang tells a story about when he asked Norm MacDonald to escort to him an event and not allow him to do any drugs. He snuck off with Andy Dick to do some coke in the bathroom, and somebody came to tip him off: "Norm, I saw Artie go in the bathroom with Andy, and I think they're doing coke in there..."
Norm replies "Oh man... I hope so."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (fy4ga)
show host claimed that a top general - one in a position to know - told
him that Pelosi would be arrested Monday.
///
Riiiiight, because a "top general" would tell anyone not in the need to know.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (RU4sa)
https://youtu.be/eZ5fM4zC3b0
/seems legit
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (2k7BX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:32 PM
Total control will not be imposed, it will be welcomed step by step. The lockdowns continue, if not worsen. The people will be offered a tracking device so covid can be tracked and we can finally be rid of the restrictions. Doesn't work. Money is germy, get rid of money to solve the problem. Doesn't work. Credit card terminals are germy. Everybody has a tracker, why don't we use those for electronic payments? Mark of the Beast. Liberty exchanged for security.
No prophet, just speculating.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum, Not the Pope at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (YwPJG)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM
That video did make you wonder what our enemies thought when watching it. Assuming they didn't actually die laughing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (O+I8R)
--
A complimentary RUFKM moment for your day.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (wGxSf)
Like I need any more of those!
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: La France
.
A lot of the Biden votes were just for that reason.
You have to look at the solid blue states to see the trend. There was no reason for ballot stealing in states like California. yet, California saw an almost 3 Million vote increase for Biden over Hillary in 2016.
In New York, Trump got almost half a million less votes than he got in 2016. Biden got 3/4 million votes more than Hillary.
Voters hated Trump.. while at the same time, he got more votes for him than any point in history.. he was just that polarizing.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (CjFDo)
My experience with the 'vid was a positive test, followed by "okay, asymptomatic" for a week followed by a week of fevers and shortness of breath and general "oh, this sucks" while quarantined in a hotel 2000mi from home, then it mostly packed up and left like the Cat In The Hat though a few weeks later I still wonder if my breathing is still 100% back to normal.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (8erNz)
Artie Lang is a hilarious, smart guy I wish could clean up his life but he just cannot seem to. The guy is a walking disaster
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:53 PM (KZzsI)
----
I saw him in an interview a couple months ago, where he said he'd gotten clean for the first time in his life, and had like nine months sober. I wish him the best.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (Bvn1K)
show host claimed that a top general - one in a position to know - told
him that Pelosi would be arrested Monday.
///
Riiiiight, because a "top general" would tell anyone not in the need to know.
Posted by: SFGoth
And the media wouldn't be screaming "dictator!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (wjmTS)
Only 90%? Hey we gots better odds walking away free as bird than you rubes have getting your ballot counted as cast.
Posted by: Bank Robber at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (cCxiu)
Beer League is the funniest bad film in history
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (qoNQ/)
How does he take a shit?
Posted by: Puddin Head
Depends.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:51 PM (wjmTS)
------
Sitting down. Same as pissing.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (nakwk)
=========
Employment at a law firm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
That's placed between the Hell of Being Repeatedly Flayed Alive and the Hell of Being Boiled Eternally in Oil.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (RU4sa)
https://youtu.be/eZ5fM4zC3b0
/seems legit
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 12:52 PM (2k7BX)
FOX feed. I'll look for another one.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
And the biggest fuckup of them all? They went up against military trained men with a law enforcement mindset. They tried to box these guys in so they couldn't run, then arrest them. What do military guys do when they're in an ambush? They fight their way out. So two guys with rifles are now firing into cars just feet away and the cops had no cover until they got out and hid behind their cars.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (i0wNm)
I still love "Dirty Work." I don't care what anyone says.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (nakwk)
First, a great leader who 'calls upon our better angels' can bring us
together."
What books is he reading? My reading of history indicate once leftist insanity reaches a certain critical mass it has to run its course and/or purged with violence. Russia, China, Spain , Chile Cuba, Cambodia, etc.. were doomed to mass suffering once large parts of he population were infected and had to go through all the blood suffering despite resistance. You do not vote or talk your way out of socialism.
Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (bDqIh)
Each morning I go out and secure for Mrs D her favorite cuppa. It has been raining hard here for the last couple of days (It's Western Washington after all). At the coffee shoppe I notice Jose, Jesus, and their cousin of questionable citizenship Pedro out in the rain with leaf blowers. Odd...but then I realize there are no puddles, no leaves and no flooding.
Heading home I pass City Hall. Barriers up, warning signs, two trucks with dudes sitting in them sipping coffee. Flooded street and blocked drains...from autumn leaves.
The stoopid isn't just in DC.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (axyOa)
Seems like you could program a toy car to drive around with one.
Posted by: Picric at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (gvnoB)
He keeps saying that and then keeps being found in a ditch with three needles in his arm and an underage hooker. I want him to turn it around like Robert Downey jr did but I have no hope
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 12:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (2HIdp)
++++
Oh, it probably exists for marketing environments like trade shows - have the mascot or some hot booth babe wear it to show off your wares and advertise a raffle if you go listen to their pitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:48 PM (UZVEt)
I can't find squat on searches. Everything (as I'd imagine) seems to be for professional use, not pimping goods. The other thing is I'd fully expect somebody's logo emblazoned onto the thing - somewhere. I get the feeling this was a fully taxpayer funded thing from concept to execution.
I like that word: e-x-e-c-u-t-i-o-n. Good, woody word.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (O+I8R)
Get your state officials to take election integrity seriously in time for 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 12, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, right. All it took was four to six criminal states to overcome this past election.
You're still living in the old paradigm.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)
Except us. We get to take holiday, eat in large groups, and come up with stupid rules you must follow, prole.
Get that mask on and go home, while we still allow you to have one!
Posted by: Government Overseers who come up with this stuff... at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Or something.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: micky at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:50 PM (2HIdp)
++++
Nah. The booth babe in that scenario will be in a revealing two-piece outfit. Yes, it would be preposterous but trade shows is where preposterous goes to thrive.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM
To paraphrase Hyman Roth, Brother Insom, this is the life we have chosen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: JEM
That's how the wife and I were the last week of 2019. Missed work Thursday and Friday, still sick Saturday and Sunday, woke up Monday like we'd never been sick.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 12:57 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: JD at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (wIcra)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (6mvRv)
Why would they be afraid... biden won by a landslide and is beloved by all....
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 12:36 PM (Zmnko)
By greater numbers than Zero, meaning people in 08 really wanted to vote him over Teh Won, who then talked Bidet into not running in 16 because people would see how Bidet carried him.
Hey if Bidet won "legit", this is the truth.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 12:59 PM (qoNQ/)
Your belief in the sanctity of unsecured absentee ballot boxes on the west coast is touching. They have not even picked up some ballots from the 2020 election in a red district.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4wtyvap
BTW, Hillary was spending money running up the score in California in 2016 to boost her popular vote--absentee ballots are a cheap way to stuff the ballot box. Biden, I am sure, did the same as he had huge gobs of cash to spend on ballot harvesting.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 12:59 PM (pO7gM)
Jeebus.
Be sure to look for ways to achieve "unity"!
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 12:59 PM (OTzUX)
thathalfrican!, congratulations on your healthy baby and recuperating wife!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (UZVEt)
------
Yes, congratulations, again. And make sure to rub some Wild Turkey on her gums so she doesn't grow up to be a sissy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 12:59 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Sitting down. Same as pissing.
Posted by: fixerupper
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: JD at January 12, 2021 12:58 PM (wIcra)
++++
Oh man. That right there is funny. Do whatever the British version of FOIA is and determine if they paid their licensing fees for those monitors. That's a lovely idea. After all, the state there has declared that *any* screen - even a computer monitor not used to watch video content of any kind - is subject to the license fee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (UZVEt)
We do. We treat the concept like COVID.
Posted by: California, Illinois, New York, etc. at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Plotto at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (VQea+)
Your history is flawed. Even the most highly authoritarian societies depend on individual virtue and a belief in objective moral reality to survive.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (Y6UV7)
BTW, Hillary was spending money running up the score in California in 2016 to boost her popular vote--absentee ballots are a cheap way to stuff the ballot box. Biden, I am sure, did the same as he had huge gobs of cash to spend on ballot harvesting.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 12:59 PM (pO7gM)
We've got the biggest campaign fraud organization in history.
- Joey Fingerstick McShitpants
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)
--
Yesterday over at the Mooch's Mirror site, someone posted a pic of Sean Penn and Jack Twatter Rasputin walking side by side in Mexico (I think) from November. Neither was social distancing from the other, neither wore a mask...and they both looked as sour and miserable as a human could look. Strange, considering the coup to get rid of Trump that was orchestrated successfully against the American people.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (O+I8R)
Her uncles, aunt and older brothers will make short work of any sissy behavior. If anything I need some wild turkey for myself at this point.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 01:01 PM (0f1jR)
And it came across as horribly stupid, cringeworthy, and pathetic. But nobody involved seemed to have enough self awareness or wisdom to recognize it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)
Believe what you want.
Posted by: Ward at January 12, 2021 01:01 PM (nlXq7)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 12:55 PM (i0wNm)
Actually, the mismatched ammo is mind-numbing. I would think that at least agencies like the FBI would focus on a set of weapons/caliber so you could just grab a magazine from anywhere for your chosen sidearm and keep going. I thought for instance the FBI settled on Speer Gold Dot 9mm. It's one thing if you're a LEO and picking your own gun, but the feds?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (0f1jR)
Posted by: Palolojo at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (gbD6B)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: BurkeanMama at January 12, 2021 01:02 PM (CYk5a)
Posted by: Plotto
Wrist rocket and ball bearing. Screen goes "poof".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (wjmTS)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (i0wNm)
I
am not holding my breath for anything but us to save us. The Lord is
always coming again but, thus far, He never has gotten here in time for me to avoid doing my homework. On the other hand, if this is true then I
will rejoice in my as well prepared as I can make it apartment.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 12:26 PM (946rW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (m45I2)
Yeah its counterintuitive, but the best approach for an ambush is to go straight at it and hit it hard where they are clustered, because every other avenue they have covered and will cut you to pieces.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (i0wNm)
In New York, Trump got almost half a million less votes than he got in 2016. Biden got 3/4 million votes more than Hillary.
Voters hated Trump.. while at the same time, he got more votes for him than any point in history.. he was just that polarizing.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (CjFDo)
Please. Do not buy into the BS. I live in NJ and we are bluer-than-blue. I'm also attending meetings of a voter integrity movement here. We have analysts who mining all kinds of voting data in Blue NJ . Some interesting findings? We have lots of "ghost voters" you know those deceased folks who somehow always vote for the dems. We have one county with 138 percent voter turnout. Some blue strongholds actually DID NOT go for Biden. Dominion machines - 18 of our 21 counties use them here- switched about 80K votes. They are cunning with their fraud: they do not have to steal overtly as they did in the swing states. They switch a few dozen to a few hundred votes in the close districts where it counts. Just enough so that NJ will always, always be blue.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, I didn't sign up to live in interesting times, but here I am. at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 01:04 PM (2q9zZ)
Her uncles, aunt and older brothers will make short work of any sissy behavior. If anything I need some wild turkey for myself at this point.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 01:01 PM (0f1jR)
-------
Probably wise. I'm still catching shit about mine tasting the Creature before she even got milk. But that's what Lady YD gets for having a c-section. Gotta be first to the finish line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 01:04 PM (Bvn1K)
That had to come first, right? Like this council didn't actually spring for the design and manufacture of that whole contraption--it already existed.
Which is just completely discouraging.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 12:46 PM (2HIdp)
--------------
All sorts of bad idea products are already out there, waiting for a buyer to implement.
There have been "bicycle seat" style seats for commercial airplanes "on the marker" for over 10 years now. Thankfully, none of the airlines are implementing it -yet-, but the company still shows up to expos all the time.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 12, 2021 01:04 PM (CGjum)
This seems to ignore the 100% vote by mail fraud.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (saZtE)
Mas Ayoob did a story in a gunmag about the Miami shootout and there is a book out about it as well. I think one of the Feebs was named Mireles.
The Feebs got one of the guys early but the other one was shrugging off a fatal wound bleeding the perp out from a 9mm Silvertip bullet that did not immediately incapacitate him. Think that criminal's name was Platt but it is has been awhile.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: fixerupper
Golf clap.
What is "what did Tiger Woods came home with after a night with his bottle girls?"
For what it's worth, I often sitzpinkel if I have to get up in the middle of the night, it saves you from (a) turning on the light or (b) the possibility of your dubious aim annoying the spouse in the morning.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (YIHbn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 01:00 PM (O+I8R)
It just means they were probably wondering what new enemy to focus all their attention on, and miserable there's nobody to blame for being miserable. In the CA legislature, they still blame that one republican guy laying fetal in the corner in a puddle of his own urine. They want to come after us, but they have to figure out how to still get tax money out of us if we're in jail.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (L8ADy)
This is probably old news to a lot of people here but it was interesting to me that one of the big reasons the Winchester rifle became so popular is that it took the same ammo as the most popular pistols, so you could just pack .44-40 and be ready for anything. Plus it was super reliable and effective but the ammo thing was a huge advantage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (KZzsI)
They learned that lesson from the shootout I described. The FBI Miami shootout happened in 1986. You'd think they'd have learned in the many decades they existed before that, but no.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 01:06 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 12, 2021 01:06 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 12:20 PM
I enjoy shit-posting on Facebook so I created a graphic with a stop sign, the word "THE" and a cartoon thief running away with a bag. To top it off with a cheery I added the Facebook logo at the bottom and referred to them as "A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of the Communist Chinese Party."
I mean what are they gonna do? Ban me? Don't givvva fvck.
Posted by: Mad As Hell at January 12, 2021 01:06 PM (N/gDA)
The REAL trick Biden pulled was getting all these extra votes WITHOUT CAMPAIGNING. He literally hid in his basement.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sam at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (ohyxL)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2021 01:03 PM (m45I2)
---------
Dunno. Whichever one's the fag.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah airlines are already suffering hugely without antagonizing their customers even more. Seating is already miserable for anyone this side of Billy Barty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: josephistan at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (wGxSf)
........
I think I saw this guy on Shark Tank.
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 01:08 PM (2q9zZ)
I lent a friend a 9mm pistol when we were kids. After a couple months, he comes back and says "I don't get it, it keeps jamming."
This genius (whom I dearly love and make fun of from a place of love) had been shooting .380 through the fucker. I couldn't believe it actually even fired, but there you go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 01:08 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM (YIHbn)
My NE Patriots stuff goes in the burn barrel this weekend. Haven't watched the NFL since the kneeling started, and now never will again.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado -tempore belli!) at January 12, 2021 01:08 PM (N3El/)
The Earth should be spinning off its axis shortly.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 12, 2021 01:08 PM (0bGEp)
For what it's worth, I often sitzpinkel if I have to get up in the middle of the night, it saves you from (a) turning on the light or (b) the possibility of your dubious aim annoying the spouse in the morning.
Posted by: JEM at January 12, 2021 01:05 PM
Not to mention forgetting to put the seat down.
Ahh...so a friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 12, 2021 01:08 PM (axyOa)
Voters hated Trump.. while at the same time, he got more votes for him than any point in history.. he was just that polarizing.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 12, 2021 12:54 PM (CjFDo)
Bullshit.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 01:09 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Colin at January 12, 2021 01:09 PM (RdCK4)
Posted by: Guy with a t.v. on his head at January 12, 2021 01:09 PM (SWbVS)
That's the shot that inspired the FBI move to the 10mm, then the .40. That 9mm went through the perp's arm and into his chest cavity. If it had gone just an inch or two further, it would have hit his heart. The Feebs decided the 9mm was too underpowered.
Modern ballistics and powder got the cops re-interested in the 9mm in the last decade or so.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 01:09 PM (i0wNm)
If you live in an multifamily unit, all I can say is bookcases full of books/magazines are good cover and know and make friends/common cause with your neighbors.
Might want to switch to private p.o. box if you subscribe to gunmags etc. You might want to read John Farnam's quips and stories on Defense Training International website. He and his wife Vicki travel the country doing firearms and safety training. He has a lot of intel (based on training cops, mil, and feds for about 30-40 years) and distills this in his short form quips book. Think Amazon may have it along with his books.
Another book that is useful is Defensive Living by Ed Lovette and Dave Spaulding. Ed is a guy that trained diplomats firearms use and avoidance and Dave is retired police. More a focus on situational awareness.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:10 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Guy with a t.v. on his head at January 12, 2021 01:09 PM (SWbVS)
........
And now for word from our sponsors...
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
---------
Claim it's a form of entertainment and take them to court to pay the Entertainment Tax, or whatever it's called. (I've read Britons saying that their factory or similar had music play over the intercoms to make a better workplace ambience and some dick at the factory, or visitor, reported them and they had to pay a tax for providing entertainment or a performance or something like that as if they were a bar. I think they had to pay royalties like a radio station does as well.)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 01:11 PM (ab0zp)
Or something.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 12:57
I see you just explained the plot of my wife's latest book.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 12, 2021 01:11 PM (vgGvZ)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 12, 2021 12:49 PM (cCxiu)
the day disco died
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 12, 2021 01:11 PM (5QBw6)
Thanks for the advice whig. You are good people.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 01:12 PM (946rW)
Remember, these are the smart people.
Posted by: SkylerKat at January 12, 2021 01:12 PM (SXIn9)
Posted by: SMH
Everything annoys the hamsters these days. Two nights ago I got 10 minutes of 502 bad gateway messages then I got a screen which said Ace of Spades database is unavailable. I just assumed Bob at NSA was f'ng with me.
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey...there's no retreat from here folks. at January 12, 2021 01:13 PM (xCeVF)
There were similar issues with the .41 Magnum used back in the day for law enforcement. The lead bullet police load leaded the barrel and the fmj was loaded to bear hunting levels. Never caught fire as a result.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:14 PM (pO7gM)
-------------
So he wasn't a werewolf.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 01:14 PM (ab0zp)
I want people to be as safe as they can be in these troubled times and that includes being off the radar screen of the Feebs. The initial period is when someone innocent like Ashli is used as a lesson. Her fate was an outrage to discourage people.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:16 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Goatweed at January 12, 2021 01:17 PM (90fhE)
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:19 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Goatweed at January 12, 2021 01:20 PM (90fhE)
Posted by: whig
Along that train of thought another good one is A Meditation on Violence: A Comparison of Real World Violence and Martial Arts by Sgt. Rory Miller. It will give you pause to think.
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey...there's no retreat from here folks. at January 12, 2021 01:20 PM (xCeVF)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 12, 2021 01:21 PM (ftFVW)
The major issue is that the midget cartridge does not have the momentum to draw the slide back far enough to pick up another cartridge. In addition, a 9mm cartridge is tapered for feeding while the .380 is near enough a straight cartridge and a 9mm magazine is designed to fire a tapered certain length cartridge even if the .380 generated enough umph to reciprocate the slide for another go.
There are certain cartridges that are close enough to fire in each others chambers but generally that is a bad idea unless you know what to expect before you do it.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:26 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 01:07 PM (8XRCm)
People respectid him for his covid-forver observances!! And we lurve him
Posted by: Brattleboro libs at January 12, 2021 01:26 PM (ONvIw)
He told me the worst ones were the young and dumb trying to make a 'rep' for themselves--thus the monkey dance.
The old cons serving life though were the really dangerous ones--to them, the prison was their home and did not mind shivving a guard or another con in a minute if they felt they had to do it.
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:29 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: jbspry at January 12, 2021 01:30 PM (ATe9j)
Ace had no problem supporting the wars in Afhjanisysn and the Mideast untol2 years sho
Posted by: Kurt at January 12, 2021 01:30 PM (jRNca)
Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 01:36 PM (pO7gM)
How Nature says, "Do not hire me ... ever"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2021 01:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: epwj at January 12, 2021 01:51 PM (2Y1kI)
Posted by: Flounder at January 12, 2021 01:56 PM (hh1rr)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 12, 2021 01:57 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: setnaffa at January 12, 2021 01:57 PM (eaJqd)
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 12, 2021 02:00 PM (cCxiu)
Black males 18-35 in prison have less chance of being killed then if they were on the streets
Posted by: Kurt at January 12, 2021 02:10 PM (nF5pj)
Posted by: Rose at January 12, 2021 04:29 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: Mary at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (cyRVk)
Me and my friend were drinking in the bar of the local sports club after a Karate lesson with "Nuke Iran" tees on when a few local ragheads objected to our attire. The locals ganged up on the wogs,and kicked them out of the place...My buddy, 6'4", and I were amused...we wanted the fight to start....David Carr, if you hang out here, I miss you.....Jason J. Tucson, depressed and very pissed off.....
Posted by: jasonj at January 12, 2021 06:18 PM (qSQLQ)
Posted by: jasonj at January 12, 2021 06:34 PM (qSQLQ)
A 19inch 4k upgrade panel to my laptop would be very handy. I can make it work. Just sayin....
They got touchscreen capability I wonder???
Posted by: Janir at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (7FTeO)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0862 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0279 seconds, 593 records returned.
Page size 291 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)