Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/4/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I think that was you and your mom…who voted for Uncle Joe? Who wants to be Kamala’s Ambassador to England? Who didn’t campaign for Republicans but instead backstabbed everyone from President [Donald Trump] to me? That was ALL YOU. You’re a family of frauds.” Dr. Kelli Ward

Quote II

I have been wondering for a while whether Americans are simply too dumb to sustain a democracy. Consider this a small data point bearing on that question. John Hinderaker

Quote III

Getting to know the floating community around me gave me comfort and security I’ve never really felt since I’ve lived in the capital. Nicola Thorp

Quote IV

“We have nothing. We are completely destitute,” Jessica Howson

Quote V

“If we don’t win at least one seat but both seats in the state of Georgia, which is supposed to be Republican state, this country will be changed forever. If we don’t fight on January 6th on the floor of the Senate and the House — that is the joint meeting of Congress — on these electors, we are done. Mark Levin

Quote VI

“My good faith efforts at de-escalation have been met with ongoing violence and even scorn from radical antifa and anarchists. In response it will be necessary to use additional tools and to push the limits of the tools we already have to bring the criminal destruction and violence to an end.” Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler

Wheeler is a Certified Dumb Shit.

Quote VII

“Does the government actually believe their own messaging? Do they think that it’s OK to travel? Do they not think that the guidelines are worth following?” she said. “It’s not about one person using bad judgment. It’s a systemic lack of adherence to the guidelines that the government itself is putting out.” Political scientist Lori Turnbull

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The exorcism of John McCain and his vile testicular secretion.
NSFW-Language

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Keep your eyes peeled on the camera man as he films this massive brawl in what appears to be a Chinese restaurant or kitchen of some sort. While bodies are flying left and right, he's just chilling eating his food and recording the madness. Total pro!

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You know who doesn't have Global Warming? The UK, bunch of pussies. Suck it up and pull up your big boy long johns.

When you wankers are bored you can do this.

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At least in the "Old West" you could attempt to protect yourself. NYC? Not so much.

5x felon beats 10 people with a bat, hijacks cars, doesn’t go to jail
Criminal Bryan Thompson beat ten people with a bat in New York City and hijacked two cars, reports New York Daily News. The 43-year-old felon from Atlantic City terrorized Tribeca and caused serious injuries, but instead of going to prison, he went to Bellevue.
A man was entering the station when Thompson allegedly knocked him unconscious after repeatedly hitting the victim with a bat. The victim suffered injuries to his shoulder, hand, and forehead, the newspaper reported.

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I bet this politician has never done anything so fast in his life until now. Trump Derangement Syndrome is still rampant.

Lawmaker moves to shut down Mar-a-Lago over Trump family rockin New Year’s Eve with Vanilla Ice

There’s no shortage of killjoy Democrats in Palm Beach County, and state Rep. Omari Hardy is trying to get local authorities to shut down Mar-a-Lago because of dozens of maskless party-goers at the New Year’s Eve party.

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Just think the Marlboro Man could have been a farmer.

Cheese-Filtered Cigarettes
We've previously posted about "cheese candy", which was the invention of Wisconsin lumberman Stuart Stebbings. Another of his inventions was cheese-filtered cigarettes. He was, apparently, a man driven to find new uses for cheese.

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I was debating, ONT material or Pet Thread material? Since it is only the 1st Monday of the week ONT material won. How far would you go to save a pet?

Couple Trapped In Mexico For A Year As They Refuse To Leave Without Their Rescued Cat
So imagine you quit your job, sell or rent out your apartment, pack your favorite things in your camper van, and set off with your partner driving the widths and lengths of the picturesque landscapes of North America. A young British couple did precisely the latter two years ago and they are still on the road. What makes their story special is a cat that they rescued along the way. And now they cannot imagine their life without their feline companion, to the point of making the decision to stay in Mexico for a whole extra year.
Lee Hodges, 33, and Willow Rolfe, 29, both teachers, began their road trip across North America in August 2019 in their restored VW van. Two months into their journey, while in Washington, DC, they decided to to adopt a stray cat which shortly became a member of the family.

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2035 is going to be an interesting year. Massachusetts plans to follow California down the rabbit hole of forbidding new gasoline powered cars.

Massachusetts says it will ban sale of new gas-powered cars by 2035
The state follows California's example after it became the first state in the union to announce an identical ban last year.

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The problem with unions? Their views do not necessarily reflect the view of management or stockholders.

The Alphabet Workers Union said it will be open to all employees and contractors, regardless of their role or classification. It will collect dues, pay organizing staff and have an elected board of directors.
The unionizing effort, a rare campaign within a major U.S. technology company, is supported by the Communications Workers of America as part of a recent tech-focused initiative known as CODE-CWA. Googlers who join the Alphabet Workers Union will also be members of CWA Local 1400. The group, which represents more than 200 workers in the U.S., plans to take on issues including compensation, employee classification and the kinds of work Google engages in.
"We will hire skilled organizers to ensure all workers at Google know they can work with us if they actually want to see their company reflect their values," Dylan Baker, a software engineer at Google, said in a statement.
Despite Alphabet's progressive politics, the National Labor Relations Board filed a complaint against Google last month alleging the company violated labor law by spying on workers who organized protests against the company before firing them.

This should be interesting to watch over the next couple of years.

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It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Perhaps the "model" losing a leg or going blind will change their editorial point of view.

Cosmopolitan’s February 2021 Issue Celebrates Fat Diabetic Women As Healthy…
We went from “Michelle Obama will crush obesity” to “Obesity is healthy” in 3 years. Amazing.

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What did I learn today? I learned that structural racism can cause boob rashes.

There are those giant tragedies and then there are the little things. All our worlds shrank this year – because our movement was so dramatically restricted – but sometimes the devil is in the detail. A conversation I had recently with a black woman who wields enormous power in the TV industry sums it up for me. She and I were meeting from our respective bedrooms in the now familiar, strange intimacy of a one-on-one Zoom meeting. She has developed a massive rash all over her boobs.
“It’s years of bullshit – racism, micro-aggressions,” she told me in a matter-of-fact tone. “I have never had any eczema before. My doctor said it’s erupted now because I’ve finally given myself permission to acknowledge the toxic stuff I’ve been putting up with during all these decades of my career.”

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Was he really visited by an alien or was it just a Yale professor?

A Harvard professor says an alien visited in 2017 — and more are coming

When the first sign of intelligent life visits us from space, it won’t be a giant saucer hovering over New York. More likely, it will be an alien civilization’s trash.
Avi Loeb, chair of Harvard’s Department of Astronomy, believes he’s already found some of that garbage.
In his upcoming book, “Extraterrestrial: The First Sign of Intelligent Life Beyond Earth” (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt), out Jan. 26, the professor lays out a compelling case for why an object that recently wandered into our solar system was not just another rock but actually a piece of alien technology.
The object in question traveled toward our solar system from the direction of Vega, a nearby star 25 light-years away, and intercepted our solar system’s orbital plane on Sept. 6, 2017.

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The ONT Musical Interlude

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On this day: 4 Jan 1986
Irish singer, songwriter and bassist Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy died of heart failure and pneumonia after being in a coma for eight days following a drug overdose. With Thin Lizzy he had the 1973 hit 'Whiskey in the Jar', (their version of the traditional Irish song) and hits with ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’, ‘Jailbreak’ and ‘Waiting for an Alibi’. The groups 1978 album 'Live and Dangerous' spent 62 weeks on the UK chart. Lynott fronted several bands as a lead vocalist, including Skid Row alongside Gary Moore. A life-size bronze statue of Phil Lynott was unveiled on Harry Street in Dublin Ireland in 2005.

&&&

RIP Mick Bolton

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Not only the Mother of The Year Award but also Genius Award Winner.

A Chattanooga woman faces neglect charges after police say she left a one-year-old child locked alone in a vehicle in front of a bar in downtown Chattanooga while she was apparently celebrating the New Year.
An affidavit obtained by NewsChannel 9 says about an hour before midnight, a bystander spotted the child in the car on Cherry Street, and busted out a window to retrieve her.
25-year-old Sylvie King faces child neglect, public intoxication and disorderly conduct charges. Police say the child is now with her grandmother.

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It's only money. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Around 200 people are starting 2021 off without any medical debt thanks to the kindness of an oncology doctor who erased $650,000 of his patients' debt.
Dr. Omar Atiq, a medical oncologist for nearly 40 years, closed his cancer clinic in Pine Bluff, Arkansas, in March after nearly three decades in business.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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1 It's Eve of Destruction Eve.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Evening, everyone!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (8C7+r)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (arJlL)

4 BRB gonna check content

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (l+IIL)

5 evening

Posted by: wing at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

6 I like it!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

7 Watchin' PDT's rally...

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (osIe+)

8 List of road closures in DC:
https://twitter.com/codemonkeyz/
status/1346290622823428096?s=21

Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (/c+mq)

9 Content, what a girthy set of it tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (87oRe)

10 I would hate to be on Trump's Shit List.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 04, 2021 10:03 PM (9IdCK)

11 Good evening, again, Horde.

Lovely ONT, MisHum. I've got to take some time and get through it all.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

12 9 Content, what a girthy set of it tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (87oRe)

Why thank you Hallmark consumer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

13 "Fly off the love handles" -- ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 04, 2021 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 Thanks for another swell ONT, Mis Hum. Great photo up top.

Thanks for your writing skills, state of mind, and commitment to Morons. We appreciate it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:04 PM (rwusL)

15 ONT drafting demands a variety of skills

CAD will never replace it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2021 10:05 PM (DMUuz)

16 It's Eve of Destruction Eve.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 04, 2021 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

*rummages through amulets, finds rabbit's foot

All set.

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 10:05 PM (zr5Kq)

17 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at January 04, 2021 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

18 Trump is on fire in Georgia. Glad to see the passion!!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (rwusL)

19
The boss has gone
and so now we
can party like
it's the ONT!

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Eleven Elves Gallumphing Day (whatev)
at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Vddbf)

20 Evening everyone.

Reposted from this Morning's Rant:

Oh Prince of peace, we humbly ask your protection for all of our Morons and Ettes traveling to DC to protest. Give them unflinching courage to defend with honor, dignity and devotion, the rights of all who are imperiled by injustice and evil. Be their rock, their shield, and their stronghold and let them draw their strength from You.

In Jesus' name, Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Rvt88)

21 "Whomever is running this site can go to hell!"
"Why, is your dad lonely?"

Yow!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Willowed:

Kamala Harris seriously makes me ill. That woman could potentially be running the country. Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)

a mediocre (at best) lawyer from a mediocre law school who screwed her way into power and is now "working for" a man she said is a rapist and racist. There is nothing about her that is admirable and she will be screwed by every foreign enemy way worse than she was ever screwed by Willie Brown. But we will be the ones paying the price.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 RE: Mar-a-Lago. So the guy was a dim. The entire article in the local fish wrap didn't mention affiliation. Dicks.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (l+IIL)

24 Keep your eyes peeled on the camera man as he films this massive brawl in what appears to be a Chinese restaurant or kitchen of some sort. While bodies are flying left and right, he's just chilling eating his food and recording the madness.

Everybody was Kung-fu fighting

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2021 10:07 PM (DMUuz)

25 Wow. That didn't get flagged as spam. Yay.

On to the post, pedal to the metal, commander!

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Eleven Elves Gallumphing Day (whatev)
at January 04, 2021 10:07 PM (Vddbf)

26 Wheeler is a Certified Dumb Shit.

You're being far too kind.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

27 Not a single capitalist wingnut said nood.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (W4eKo)

28 Oh Prince of peace, we humbly ask your protection for all of our Morons and Ettes traveling to DC to protest. Give them unflinching courage to defend with honor, dignity and devotion, the rights of all who are imperiled by injustice and evil. Be their rock, their shield, and their stronghold and let them draw their strength from You.

In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete

Amen !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

29 Ted Wheeler should be tied to a post outside of the Lloyd Center so everyone can kick him in the nuts and spit on him

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (h1jJh)

30 Ya no noodnicks ya...

Just for that, this:

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2021 10:04 PM (IVQPz)

Is a Huff
Posted by: Ace, Your Helpful Hardware Man at January 04, 2021 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

31 26 Wheeler is a Certified Dumb Shit.

You're being far too kind.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:07 PM (nxdel)

Shhhhhh, don't tell everyone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

32 Watching Trump's rally. Doesn't feel as much fun anymore.

Looking forward to Jan. 6 rally in DC.

Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (6lKe4)

33 But we will be the ones paying the price.

Yes we will. But I'm sticking to my statement a few days. They will overplay their hand, they always do. I truly think we will prevail. I think a lot of people are waking up. More will as time goes along.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)

34 Watchin' PDT's rally...
Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (osIe+)

Sounds like they'll contest one electoral vote at a time, each requiring a 2-hour caucus by the House and Senate, which will drag things out for many days, while the Trump team starts dropping damning intel.

Maybe some of the people voting will be under arrest. Wouldn't THAT be cool?

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (hOOi9)

35 f'n pixy, and the new normal...

is a leaving in a Huff < Flounce???

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)

36 Cosmopolitan's February 2021 Issue Celebrates Fat Diabetic Women As Healthy...
We went from "Michelle Obama will crush obesity" to "Obesity is healthy" in 3 years. Amazing.

There is no objective reality any more.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (nakwk)

37 I think the planet is done. Yeah, extraterrestrials should use us as a garbage dump.

And it wouldn't surprise me at all if Trump said, on Jan 6th or 7th, "I gave the country the greatest economy and employment in 50 years, and the GOP couldn't wait to get rid of me. Good luck, and God bless. Bye."

He'd probably add "Learn to read and speak Chinese. Apparently they pay the best."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (l9m7l)

38
Keep your eyes peeled on the camera man as he films this massive
brawl in what appears to be a Chinese restaurant or kitchen of some
sort. While bodies are flying left and right, he's just chilling eating
his food and recording the madness.

Everybody was Kung-fu fighting

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Photogs get really target fixated sometimes. Has caused a few a their deaths.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (l+IIL)

39 Evening everyone.

Reposted from this Morning's Rant:

Oh Prince of peace, we humbly ask your protection for all of our Morons and Ettes traveling to DC to protest. Give them unflinching courage to defend with honor, dignity and devotion, the rights of all who are imperiled by injustice and evil. Be their rock, their shield, and their stronghold and let them draw their strength from You.

In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Rvt8

I prayed this and will pray it again, but I can't get through the "Morons and 'Ettes" without laughing.

I can't remember ever laughing while praying before. Nice.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

40 Watching Trump's rally. Doesn't feel as much fun anymore.

Looking forward to Jan. 6 rally in DC.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (6lKe4)

Really, it sounds like a crowd that's ready to get mean, and that's exactly what we need.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:11 PM (hOOi9)

41 In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete

Amen !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

***Cough Cough***

AWOMEN!!!

Posted by: Karen of Congress at January 04, 2021 10:11 PM (BgMrQ)

42 In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM

And awoman.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:11 PM (nakwk)

43 Those cats was fast as lightening.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (W4eKo)

44 In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete

Amen !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

Aye OOO!!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)

45 Amen !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM

Hey, could I get an A-women here?

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (DMUuz)

46 And awoman.
Posted by: Insomniac

You forgot apansexual !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)

47 Atranny!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (W4eKo)

48 In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete

Amen !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:08 PM (arJlL)

Ayyyyyyy....

Posted by: Arthur Fonzarelli at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)

49 Watching Trump's rally. Doesn't feel as much fun anymore.

Looking forward to Jan. 6 rally in DC.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (6lKe4)

The important part is that they're still 100% all-in for Trump.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (hOOi9)

50 Watching The Eagle Has Landed.

Michael Caine

Donald Pleasance

Donald Sutherland

Robert Duvall

The Delicious Jenny Agutter

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (1YlHz)

51 41 and 42 - a clearer display of Hordemind has not been witnessed since the last thread!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (Rvt88)

52 Fight because he no leave afta owah!!

Posted by: Fighting Chinese Restraunt Waitress at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (l3+k2)

53 You forgot apansexual !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)

and aotherkin

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (946rW)

54 Hey everybody.

Cheese-filtered cigarettes

Cheese: what CAN'T it do?!!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

55 46 And awoman.
Posted by: Insomniac

You forgot apansexual !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)

Clang!
Clang clang clang!
Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang!
Clangclangclangclangclangclangclangclang

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (nakwk)

56 Watching Trump's rally. Doesn't feel as much fun anymore.

Looking forward to Jan. 6 rally in DC.

Posted by: President-elect Iris

Any Hordians going, be REALLY careful! The mayor wants you dead.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (l+IIL)

57 Watching Trump's rally. Doesn't feel as much fun anymore.

Looking forward to Jan. 6 rally in DC.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 04, 2021 10:09 PM (6lKe4)

Really, it sounds like a crowd that's ready to get mean, and that's exactly what we need.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:11 PM (hOOi9)

Concur.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

58 The Delicious Jenny Agutter

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (1YlHz)

Truer words have never been spoken at the HQ than this!!!

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (BgMrQ)

59 Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (hOOi9)

They darn well better start dropping some intel ASAP, because we are running out of time, and we need to connect the real state of affairs to our liberal "citizens" , the XiNN watchers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:14 PM (87oRe)

60 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)

61 The fraud sounds worse than I thought.

Holy shit.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

62 And this is the second time today I've seen the exorcism of John McCain link. Must be popular around the interwebbythingys.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

63 Thank you for the prayers for those attending the rally.

I never thought I would attend something like this, but it may be my last, ever, opportunity to express my point of view in public.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

64 Biden barely came in second.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

65 Trump is bringing it Bigly.

Cold, steely resolve.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (9IdCK)

66 1 Met Barry McGuire years ago. Big voice, great guy. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum. Talk Talk were pretty good. That Chinese food fight/mini-riot was nuts. I could have stood to watch more. Thanks for the Phil Lynott/Thin Lizzy music. It was Thin Lizzy all day on the box as I worked. Hope everyone is doing as well as one can during these wacky times. Just got done with work and off to cook some breakfast.

Posted by: turambar at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (Gylu/)

67 It's not going to be fun now. How could it be? The main point is that Trump is still fighting. No doubt about that for anyone watching.

My own theory is that they planned to cheat for Hillary, too, and did, but were not ready for the magnitude of Trump's victory. This time they were. It kind of fits with Hillary being too drunk to come out and talk that night.

Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (RzGcW)

68 *glares at everyone muttering 'awoman'*

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (RU4sa)

69 Mark Levin is 100% correct.
I wish he were younger because he would have made a great Senator or SC Justice.
He's just the kind of person we need to shake things up.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (NpAcC)

70 Insom--where have you been?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

71 You forgot apansexual !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:12 PM (arJlL)

Clang!
Clang clang clang!
Clang clang clang clang clang clang clang!
Clangclangclangclangclangclangclangclang

*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Insomniac

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (arJlL)

72 All the rons and ettes will be in my prayers as you attend the rally. PLEASE be careful!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (nxdel)

73 Beautiful painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (NpAcC)

74 68 *glares at everyone muttering 'awoman'*
Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (RU4sa)

Yeah. Me too.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

75 Oh Prince of peace, we humbly ask your protection for all of our Morons and Ettes traveling to DC to protest. Give them unflinching courage to defend with honor, dignity and devotion, the rights of all who are imperiled by injustice and evil. Be their rock, their shield, and their stronghold and let them draw their strength from You.

In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Rvt8

* * * *
Such a lovely prayer. Thank you! (Totally borrowing that.)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (rwusL)

76 Prayers and protection to those attending the rally for Trump and America. God help you return safe.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 04, 2021 10:18 PM (l9m7l)

77 I wish I could be in Washington Wednesday...

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:18 PM (osIe+)

78 I never thought I would attend something like this, but it may be my last, ever, opportunity to express my point of view in public.
Posted by: Ladyl

You could do a nude video !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:19 PM (arJlL)

79 *glares at everyone muttering 'awoman'*

Posted by: SMH

Heh, I see it as two big middle fingers up to Miz Botox, and that'l get my vote every time!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:19 PM (l+IIL)

80 72 All the rons and ettes will be in my prayers as you attend the rally. PLEASE be careful!!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:17 PM (nxdel)

Thank you, Jewells.

It's been a journey in itself, just getting to the point where I can actually attend.

I tell you about it when I get back.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

81
You could do a nude video !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:19 PM (arJlL)

I try not to frighten children.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

82 *glares at everyone muttering 'awoman'*
Posted by: SMH

Wasn't me !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:20 PM (arJlL)

83 Ladyl!

{{{Ladyl}}}

The last couple days of December put me through the wringer...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:21 PM (nakwk)

84 This Trump rally is just what I needed.

Dismissing BiNO in the previous thread was kinda fun too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)

85

I make my own fun

Posted by: wine mom at January 04, 2021 10:22 PM (r4bSV)

86 I try not to frighten children.

Posted by: Ladyl
Hey, we're all adults here (mostly), let er rip!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:22 PM (l+IIL)

87 83 Ladyl!

{{{Ladyl}}}

The last couple days of December put me through the wringer...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:21 PM (nakwk)

{{{Insom}}}

Are dry now and ready to be ironed?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

88
You do not have to put on the red light

Posted by: Roxanne at January 04, 2021 10:23 PM (r4bSV)

89 I tell you about it when I get back victorious!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:19 PM

FIFY!

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:23 PM (osIe+)

90 {{{Insom}}}

Are dry now and ready to be ironed?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

Oh yeah...at the hottest and steamiest setting.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (nakwk)

91 I listened to Mark Levin on my way home from a meeting tonight. He's got this Georgia thing right in the quote above.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (em79L)

92 Trump has called out Senator Mike Lee during the Georgia rally. To his face.

Yessssss...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (rwusL)

93 PDT's detailed account of fraud is powerful.

GOP could have read all of this into the Senate record. The backstabbing is incredible.

Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (BRkq2)

94 Wish I could be there with everyone. My heart will be with you every minute. Ladyl.. looking forward to hearing from you dear friend.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

95 This Trump rally is just what I needed.

Dismissing BiNO in the previous thread was kinda fun too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)

#Metoo.

A tonic for my soul.

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 Torch the fucking apartment building.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (xT2tT)

97 Good luck.

The peaceful rally 9/12/09, which I attended with a few of my T.E.A.party friends, did nothing. 800,000+ good people, who left the place cleaner than it was, were ignored. A number said last time the next time they protest, they will be armed. But then the police were for. us. Not now.

But best of luck to ya. I can not be there but in spirit. My trick to find parking was to park at Arlington Cemetery.

Head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

98 Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (rwusL)

Your 2 senators suck dog dick, but you knew that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

99 In Jesus' name, Amen.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 10:06 PM (Rvt8

Amen!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (ofYez)

100 List of road closures in DC:
https://bit.ly/3rU44UJ

Well, this is ok. Just closing nearby streets and nearby street parking.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:26 PM (KDCRD)

101 95 Wish I could be there with everyone. My heart will be with you every minute. Ladyl.. looking forward to hearing from you dear friend.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

Wish like hell you could be there...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

102 MisHum -- Thanks for the quotes. I enjoy the pictures you post at the top, but I really like your selection of quotes on all of your ONTs. You find such a variety of sources, most of which I missed.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 04, 2021 10:27 PM (hfuUh)

103 A life-size bronze statue of Phil Lynott was unveiled on Harry Street in Dublin Ireland in 2005.
---
Has Irish Antifa torn it down yet?
No?
Well then, get cracking!
Society must be destroyed, say the Leftists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:27 PM (sy5kK)

104 Dismissing BiNO in the previous thread was kinda fun too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Did you notice he skedaddled just before Trump started bringing out the numbers?

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:27 PM (KDCRD)

105 >> Trump has called out Senator Mike Lee during the Georgia rally. To his face.

Yessssss...
Graham is there too, and Trump said only nice things - is he on board?

Posted by: DJ at January 04, 2021 10:27 PM (O3/K+)

106
Oh yeah...at the hottest and steamiest setting.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (nakwk)

I see you have returned to us totally unchanged...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

107 Levin is part of Con Inc. vote GOP cuz....reasons.

Posted by: Asshoes at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (CTE5Q)

108 I used to catch shrimp with a throw net off a dock like that one. There are docks like that all up and down the East coast. I can just smell low tide while sitting here having a Titos with lemon juice. I wish I could go back to 60s-70s Edisto Beach or Pawleys Island.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (em79L)

109 What's a "BiNO"?

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)

110 Doesn't sound to me like Trump is packing it in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (kTF2Z)

111 I love the smell of ozone in the AoSHQ.

Posted by: Col Kilgore(Moron Applicant) at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (l3+k2)

112 Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture

I hope your holidays were grand. May you and the XO be thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

113 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:27 PM (sy5kK)

They can tear it down and send to me.
I guess I'm a Phil fan..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

114 Doesn't sound to me like Trump is packing it in.

Nope. He will never give up. That's why I love him.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)

115 I've seen a Ford commercial this last week where they stated that by 2035 almost all of their vehicles will be electric. Fine, their choice. But the question I have to ask, is if Joe/Blow becomes pResident, they are already planning on going full solar/wind by 2035. Now we've all seen what happened to Commiefornicate this last summer with rolling blackouts because they could not keep up with demand because of saving de Erf! What makes Ford think they'll be able to generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (VNmG1)

116 What's a "BiNO"?

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)

Boy in name only?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

117 What's a "BiNO"?

Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)

---

Brian in New Orleans.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (RU4sa)

118 Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (rwusL)

Your 2 senators suck dog dick, but you knew that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
That they do, Mittens more than Lee. And they swallow. But I am proud to say I did not vote for either of them, since they were elected prior to our moving to Utah. We came here in spite of them.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (rwusL)

119 {{{Zettai}}}

Dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

120 What's a "BiNO"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)

Many years ago, Vancouver, B.C. had a "Bino's Pancake House", that was a great after-hours hangout.

BINo isn't that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mzC78)

121 Have a great night, everyone. May you have on the armor of God protect you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

122 Brian
in
New
Orleans

=BiNO

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (r4bSV)

123 Trump is such a great president and has such a wonderful and patriotic vision for our country.
Many people never get to hear him speak because the MSM hides this from the public and has created an untrue picture of this amazing man.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (NpAcC)

124 Boy in name only?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

------

Pretty much.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (kTF2Z)

125 Hinderaker did nothing to stop the steal. He's a worthless hack.

Posted by: WOPR at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (J70i0)

126 96 Torch the fucking apartment building.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (xT2tT)

The Horde would have taken care of it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

127 What's a "BiNO"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)
---
Brian in New Orleans. A nasty, stinking turd of a troll.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (E8JQx)

128
Many years ago, Vancouver, B.C. had a "Bino's Pancake House", that was a great after-hours hangout.

BINo isn't that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:30 PM (mzC7

So basically the bino part was Breakfast In Name Only? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (9Om/r)

129 8 List of road closures in DC:
https://twitter.com/codemonkeyz/
status/1346290622823428096?s=21

Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2021 10:02 PM (/c+mq)
--
Twitter won't let me see this. Says tweet is unavailable. Never seen that before.
So Twitter is censoring the post.
It must have actual information that is useful to the Trump side.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

130 Before I head off to bed just want to mention if anyone is thinking ahead to Valentines Day.. I'm offering free shipping thru Sunday. Get it while you can! Thanks and good night!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)

131 GOP could have read all of this into the Senate record. The backstabbing is incredible.
Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (BRkq2)

The GOP Establishment leopards are NOT about to change their spots for an outsider like President Trump.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (87oRe)

132 I'm so fucking done with BNO who has come and gone over many years like a plague of locusts that hide in the ground and spawn every few years to spread pestilence.

ENOUGH!

Ban and shun this little maggot!

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QCc6B)

133 President Trump has proven himself worthy to lead us in war, in peace, in prosperity and in spite of all of our enemies.

His steadfast refusal to give up the fight is in a word, Inspiring.

Should he succeed, (please, God!), these past days will measure with Trenton as a defining moment in American history.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

134 Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QCc6B)

He's not here.
Enjoy the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

135 Trump's song to the deep state:

Bizarre Inc - I'm Gonna Get You (Official Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRlAbJvVDc

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:34 PM (RU4sa)

136 What's a "BiNO"?

Posted by: Zettai

A Dominion salesman in Louisiana.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:34 PM (8eSmR)

137 >>*glares at everyone muttering 'awoman'*

You neeeeeeeed it

Loooooove.....

Posted by: Robert Plant at January 04, 2021 10:34 PM (lvxos)

138 Should he succeed, (please, God!), these past days will measure with Trenton as a defining moment in American history.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

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Don't have anything to add, just wanted to second your statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (kTF2Z)

139 BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

140 Senators will only suck dicks for money.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (lvxos)

141 I'm not dead yet...

Posted by: Tanya Roberts at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (osIe+)

142 If being a big, fat cow can be accepted as being healthy, is there any hope for a cigarette comeback?

I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (G0PEa)

143 Torch the fucking apartment building.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:25 PM (xT2tT)

Jewish lightning?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (nakwk)

144 Jim @ 133- You sir are a gentleman and scholar. I salute you. Now, what are we 'willing' to do beside call our TX reps demanding to put TEXIT on the next statewide ballot?

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (em79L)

145 My own theory is that they planned to cheat for Hillary, too, and did, but were not ready for the magnitude of Trump's victory. This time they were. It kind of fits with Hillary being too drunk to come out and talk that night.
Posted by: Splunge

They have been pumping phantom voter into the roles for 4 years. The Equifax breach (and others) gave them lots of legitimate names and addresses to work with.

Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (LPnfS)

146 Kamala Harris seriously makes me ill. That woman could potentially be running the country. Just shoot me now.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 09:58 PM (nxdel)
----

Now girls, as young teens, the most important thing you need to know is how to give not a good, but a great blowjob. Especially to older men. If you give a great blow job, none of the men will notice that your ass is fat, like mine.
Mine are so good, I'm going to be President soon!

And I thank you all for inviting me to career day as the featured speaker!

- KamelToe Heels-up Harris, future President

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (sy5kK)

147 Except for Kamala.

She sucks them for Breakfast Lunch and Dinner.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (lvxos)

148 What's a "BiNO"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (osIe+)
---
Brian in New Orleans. A nasty, stinking turd of a troll.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (E8JQx)

Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

149 President Trump has proven himself worthy to lead us in war, in peace, in prosperity and in spite of all of our enemies.

His steadfast refusal to give up the fight is in a word, Inspiring.

Which is why the establishment and its supporters hate him. Every day he reminds them how unworthy they are of this country.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (kOpft)

150 I'm not dead yet...
Posted by: Tanya Roberts at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (osIe+)

Hang in there, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (mzC78)

151 I'm hoping PDT succeeds in his challenges, of course.
But if he doesn't...

https://youtu.be/cBW9Gt2ha44

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

152 >>I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking,

Nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (lvxos)

153 Thank you Mike Lindell for helping and sponsoring RSBN. I need to buy some My Pillows.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (NpAcC)

154 **shines flashlight around the ONT**

**looks around, squinting**

Anybody here seen Jack Ma?

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (786Ro)

155 Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole
Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

---

I don't think he's a troll.

He may be contrary, but not a troll.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

156 I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (G0PEa)

"Smoking: Sexy Again!"

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

157 Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole

No, I'm an annoying asshole.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)

158 Anybody here seen Jack Ma?
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (786Ro)

---

Ain't seen jack shit.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (RU4sa)

159 158 Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole

No, I'm an annoying asshole.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (SchxB)

I'm a semi-charming asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (nakwk)

160 Posted by: Linn Ridge at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (E8JQx)

Ah...the purity brigade is here.

I think Brian is mostly wrong. But he Is far more polite than his interlocutors.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (xT2tT)

161 Anybody here seen Jack Ma?
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (786Ro)

Of the Hoff family?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (nakwk)

162 No you're not, Blanco.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (RU4sa)

163 The President is such a great, normal, fun, smart, good man. I truly believe he could sit down with anyone from anywhere and have a great time. He's been a great President and inspiration. He gives us hope and sees this country as a great nation full of opportunity to be whatever, whoever you want to be. I love his rallies. I think his tweets are funny and he really holds nothing back. Well, maybe a little back but you know what I mean.

Posted by: turambar at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (Gylu/)

164 Hope everyone is doing as well as one can during these wacky times. Just got done with work and off to cook some breakfast.
Posted by: turambar at January 04, 2021 10:16 PM (Gylu/)

Breakfast for Dinner!
yes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (sy5kK)

165 Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole
Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

Ah... embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (+2xjH)

166 Tanya Roberts, that picture from Sheena of the Jungle?

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (em79L)

167 *glances at Insom*

You're likeable, so you have that going for you.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (RU4sa)

168 I guess I don't have the Covids. I can smell ozone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (mzC78)

169 I'm a semi-charming asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac

That's why you get the chicks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:39 PM (SchxB)

170 �I thought he was just an annoying asshole

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

Then you are insufficiently pure and need to be purged.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (xT2tT)

171 I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (G0PEa)

Here are 3 sammiches and a bag of chips

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

172 I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking,

Bitter, how are you doing that? The Polesmoker and voters raised cartons by $20 on Jan 1. Not sure where the closest res is in UT or if there is one.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (wR3DP)

173 I'm a semi-charming asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM

I've read that you're an utterly charming asshole...

Posted by: Tanya Roberts at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (osIe+)

174 LCD, I just emailed it to you.

Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (/c+mq)

175 BERSERKER!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

LADY!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 10:41 PM (9Om/r)

176 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 04, 2021 10:41 PM (s8i0z)

177 No you're not, Blanco.
Posted by: SMH

Sweet of you to say, but I am. Just add alcohol.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:41 PM (SchxB)

178 I think Brian is mostly wrong. But he Is far more polite than his interlocutors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (xT2tT)

Sorry, the week after the election when we hear he is six feet from dominion machines yet everything he told us about them is wrong... contrary is fine, but full of crap is not.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (+2xjH)

179 Some truckstop glory hole is missing its star attraction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (mzC78)

180 I'm Eromero and I'm an asshole.
Hi, Eromero.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (em79L)

181 MisHum, any Lou Rawls in your collection?
If so, please consider sharing some of it. Thanks in advance...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

182 180 I'm Eromero and I'm an asshole.
Hi, Eromero.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (em79L)

I just come here for the free donuts.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (nakwk)

183 Should he succeed, (please, God!), these past days will measure with Trenton as a defining moment in American history.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

Seeing Trenton as it is now we should have let the British keep it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 10:43 PM (9Om/r)

184 106
Oh yeah...at the hottest and steamiest setting.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:24 PM (nakwk)

I see you have returned to us totally unchanged...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

Well, not completely unchanged. Using that Lavender Downey was actually an improvement.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

185 (cRx0L)

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different hash, same lame bullshit.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 04, 2021 10:43 PM (s8i0z)

186 Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:42 PM (+2xjH)

I didn't say he was correct...just the opposite.

What I said was that he is more polite than his interlocutors...and that includes you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:44 PM (xT2tT)

187 Bitter, how are you doing that? The Polesmoker and voters raised cartons by $20 on Jan 1. Not sure where the closest res is in UT or if there is one.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (wR3DP)

....

I just decided I wasn't going to smoke anymore.

I did buy a pack two days ago, but I wound up calling myself a bunch of compound curse words and breaking all the cigarettes and throwing them out the truck window.

It was the talking to that I needed.

I think there is a possibility that I have mental issues though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:44 PM (G0PEa)

188 Mrs. Old Blue and I are thinking about quitting. CO voted to raise the price of a pack of smokes with all the extra proceeds going for free preschool to all the chillens. $7.00 a pack. They also raised the tax to double what vapers pay for their fix. Guarantee you the chillens won't see a freaking dime of that money. I'm not surprised that people would vote for a huge, regressive tax as long as they don't have to pay it.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 04, 2021 10:45 PM (VNmG1)

189 Every new person that was being on boarded had to go through me at our little section of Ft. Belvoir. I would always greet them "I'm Turambar, and I'm an asshole." Their escorts would always laugh and say "Ah, he's kidding. He gets stuff done. You'll need to see him a lot." I also would explain you only got to choose one of the six networks you need for work. The others? I would need some cash in order to get them sorted for those. Then name a price. I had a few of them reaching for wallets before their escorts would chide me. Good times.

Posted by: turambar at January 04, 2021 10:45 PM (Gylu/)

190 Prayers up for all attending the rally. We went to two in the Tea Party days. Was so hopeful things would change, but all that happened is we got stabbed in the back by all the people pretending to be conservatives, like Mike Shirkey in MI, for one. I could name many. Wish we could go to this rally. We are with you in spirit for sure.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 04, 2021 10:45 PM (skoMC)

191 With them screwing over landlords, there will be fewer rentals and more homeless. Feature, not a bug, I'm sure. I am lucky that I can walk away from the river place, if I have to. Sucks because it would be nice to get something for it. But I will manage somehow.

Prayers for those at the rally tomorrow. I hope it remains calm and orderly.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (YynYJ)

192
Well, not completely unchanged. Using that Lavender Downey was actually an improvement.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

You're such a GIRL!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

193 Eromero. I can't here type of what I'd be willing to do to forward Texit, or even to assure the preservation of the Union under President Trump's 2nd term.

Badges frown upon one such as us typing such things, and tend to bring one up on charges for Terroristic Threats and the like.

Suffice to say, it would make my day were President Trump to utter the phrase: "Insurrection Act, you all know what to do, so DO!"

This crowd would not need an instruction manual.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (QzJWU)

194 I don't think he's a troll.

He may be contrary, but not a troll.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

He is a troll sent to lie to and enervate Trump supporters.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (946rW)

195 Then you are insufficiently pure and need to be purged.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (xT2tT)

*furrows brow*

Does that mean that I'm too pure, or that Im not pure enough?

Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

196 Loved the Mystery Click tonight. Just watched it because I was listening to Trump's rally.

Great rally too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:47 PM (rwusL)

197 I think there is a possibility that I have mental issues though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:44 PM (G0PEa)

As long as you don't shake Manhattans or put maple syrup on French toast you are perfectly sane.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:47 PM (xT2tT)

198 What makes Ford think they'll be able to generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at January 04, 2021 10:29 PM (VNmG1)

We cannot and we know it. Only about 20% of cars are projected to be electric.

Posted by: clutch at January 04, 2021 10:47 PM (9UmRs)

199 Beautiful prayer for Trump from Fr. Frank Pavone.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (NpAcC)

200 BitterClinger and OldBlue, I quit cigarettes in 82, but didn't quit Copenhagen until 2005 when the doc told me I had cancer. Yeah, I was that guy.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (em79L)

201 Does that mean that I'm too pure, or that Im not pure enough?

Am I going to have to dig up a URL for purity test? Those used to be a thing on the intertubez.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

202 What I said was that he is more polite than his interlocutors...and that includes you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:44 PM (xT2tT)

I don't find lying polite. In fact it's what makes me respond in that way. If you don't mind I suppose that's up to you.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (+2xjH)

203 Twitter won't let me see this. Says tweet is unavailable. Never seen that before.

So Twitter is censoring the post.

It must have actual information that is useful to the Trump side.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

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they've been doing that or awhile now... hit reload a couple of times before you give up.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (s8i0z)

204
dibs on the fatso in the bikini with the diabetes

Posted by: Kent Dorfman at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (r4bSV)

205 108 I used to catch shrimp with a throw net off a dock like that one. There are docks like that all up and down the East coast. I can just smell low tide while sitting here having a Titos with lemon juice. I wish I could go back to 60s-70s Edisto Beach or Pawleys Island.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:28 PM (em79L)

Smelt dipping in the Cowlitz River is an experience I'll never forget. A family fun event. Standing in the water, near the shore, swiping a salmon-sized net into a river and getting 20 or 50 smelt, sea running little fish that look like herring and are making their way back upriver to spawn. Smoking them is the only way to go.
Sadly, the run is but a shell of what it was when I was a kid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

206 He is a troll sent to lie to and enervate Trump supporters.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (946rW)

---

As a Trump supporter myself, BINO is not doing a damn thing to me.

To be fair, Lin isn't doing Trump any favors.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (RU4sa)

207 >>What makes Ford think they'll be able to generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?<<
In the future, only Inner Party Members will have cars.

Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (l3+k2)

208 Good night, all, you are the greatest people on the planet. And plus Donald Trump (who I suspect reads ace every day).

You're all awesome, and perhaps we might meet so you could see what the less awesome look like. (I don't scare pets.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (l9m7l)

209 201 BitterClinger and OldBlue, I quit cigarettes in 82, but didn't quit Copenhagen until 2005 when the doc told me I had cancer. Yeah, I was that guy.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (em79L)

Quit in '13
Was worth it, but it was no walk in the park at first.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

210
As long as you don't shake Manhattans or put maple syrup on French toast you are perfectly sane.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:47 PM (xT2tT)

How does stirring vs shaking a Manhattan affect its flavor or consistency? I've never understood that!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

211 Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

I'm mocking the purity brigade around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (xT2tT)

212 I think there is a possibility that I have mental issues though.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

lol. Been smoking over 40 yrs.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (wR3DP)

213 He is a troll sent to lie to and enervate Trump supporters.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (946rW)

Not so much a troll, as a shill. Paid mouthpiece for Dominion, I expect. Nobody would carry so much of their water without some compensation.

And am I the only one who thinks its kind of funny that the maga-troll is socking him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (mzC78)

214 25-year-old Sylvie King faces child neglect, public intoxication and disorderly conduct charges. Police say the child is now with her grandmother...

****

...who herself has a demonstrable track record of good parenting.

(Just finishing the thought)

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (m45I2)

215 I'm a semi-charming asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:38 PM (nakwk

---------

Don't sell yourself short. You're tremendously charming.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 10:50 PM (kTF2Z)

216 If Lin Wood has been suffering a breakdown, it's done damage to the effort to thwart the election theft. Think about the Georgia rally where he discouraged voting for Perdue/Loeffler. The ensuing hit piece from Breitbart makes a whole lot more sense now.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 04, 2021 10:50 PM (DBPIP)

217 What makes Ford think they'll be able to generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?
In the future, only Inner Party Members will have cars.
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (l3+k2)

And their cars will have the transponder so they can travel the toll roads on the taxpayer nickel!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:50 PM (87oRe)

218 I have a Lou Rawls 45 around here somewhere, but...

Posted by: klaftern at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (RuIsu)

219 PSA GEN2 KS-47 10.5" CARBINE-LENGTH 7.62X39 NITRIDE 9" LIGHTWEIGHT M-LOK MOE EPT SBA3 PISTOL

$930

https://bit.ly/38YnZcx

Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (i0wNm)

220 Jim SND @ 195- Aye, Mate.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (em79L)

221 I think it's hilarious a troll is talking about MAGA tears, when they've been crying for four years straight.

We've been collecting guns and ammo for at least twelve years, and now have the power of sanctuary states and regions. There are no tears here. Biden won 400 something counties, Trump won the rest. I'm guessing it doesn't really want to meet us in battle.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

222 {{{Beckoning Chasm}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

223 As long as you don't shake Manhattans or put maple syrup on French toast you are perfectly sane.

Tesla claimed he shook Manhattan. He shouldn't have smashed his machine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (SchxB)

224 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (946rW)

And you need to climb down off your pedestal and stop accusing everyone with whom you disagree of being a troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (xT2tT)

225 Damnit, 193. I'm vertical since 0400 this am.

Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (em79L)

226 'My good faith efforts at de-escalation have been met with ongoing violence and even scorn from radical antifa and anarchists. In response it will be necessary to use additional tools and to push the limits of the tools we already have to bring the criminal destruction and violence to an end.'

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler
---

The balls on these guys, not accepting the terms of complete surrender you give them while telling them there you don't want to give them more. Am I right?

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

227 Good evening, morons.

Prayers for courage and protection for those attending the rally on Wednesday. I wish I could join you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

228 Was so hopeful things would change, but all that happened is we got stabbed in the back by all the people pretending to be conservatives, like Mike Shirkey in MI, for one. I could name many. Wish we could go to this rally. We are with you in spirit for sure.
Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 04, 2021 10:45 PM (skoMC)

Shirley really lived up to his name didn't he! Day or two after the November election, he raised the white flag. I wonder what job in Lansing wHitler has promised him.

Posted by: clutch at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (9UmRs)

229 Can someone do something about the autoplay Reddit video in the previous thread?

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (vMCab)

230 It's purity to ask not to be lied to under the guise of expertise? Two months of BS is cool as long as it's polite I guess...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (+2xjH)

231 Just go to Ron's timeline... twitter.com/codemonkeyz and you can find the tweet. It's just a map of the blocks around the Ellipse that are closed. Places where you'd expect to be walking, anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (B2mhs)

232 ---
they've been doing that or awhile now... hit reload a couple of times before you give up.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 04, 2021 10:48 PM (s8i0z)

I know what you are talking about, and I do, this is a different message.
I just went to CodeMonkeyz's front page and scrolled down.

Eff Ewe, Twitter!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

233 How does stirring vs shaking a Manhattan affect its flavor or consistency? I've never understood that!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

......

A Manhattan really shouldn't be ice cold, which will numb your taste buds.

A quick twirl to incorporate ingredients and mildly dilute is all that is necessary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (G0PEa)

234 Jenny Agutter should have been in 100 hit movies.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2021 10:54 PM (1YlHz)

235 I have a Lou Rawls 45 around here somewhere, but...
Posted by: klaftern at January 04, 2021 10:51 PM (RuIsu)

"You'll never find.......

..............it"

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 04, 2021 10:54 PM (oAY8z)

236 I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.

Dude, a week and you're done! Make it your enemy!

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 10:54 PM (+ya+t)

237 I've seen a Ford commercial this last week where
they stated that by 2035 almost all of their vehicles will be electric.
Fine, their choice. But the question I have to ask, is if Joe/Blow
becomes pResident, they are already planning on going full solar/wind by
2035. Now we've all seen what happened to Commiefornicate this last
summer with rolling blackouts because they could not keep up with demand
because of saving de Erf! What makes Ford think they'll be able to
generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump.
The theory is that electric cars get charged during off hours.. Electricity is cheaper because of lower demand - i.e. businesses are closed down..
As battery technology gets better, it is not unthinkable for all cars to be electric... But by 2035? ridiculous!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2021 10:54 PM (CjFDo)

238 {{{Nurse}}}

Thank you. And thank you for your help and advice today.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

239 BiNO is a very clever troll. He throws out just enough bonified fist bumps and back rubs to stay in everyone's good graces. He has been coming and going for YEARS as many of you know. Tonight he pushed the news story that the Proud Boys president was driving around DC with his pockets stuffed with "high capacity magazines"

As far as I'm concerned he crossed a line from clever troll to enemy. Fuck him. As far as I'm concerned he's no longer welcome here.

Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2021 10:55 PM (QCc6B)

240
I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger
.Stick with it, man! Best thing I ever did 35+ years ago!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2021 10:56 PM (CjFDo)

241 In the future, only Inner Party Members will have cars.

Posted by: davidt

Don't forget the party members only lanes of traffic in glorious workers utopia the dims will bring us!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 10:56 PM (l+IIL)

242 Posted by:�Ladyl�at January 04, 2021 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

It makes them frothy and kills the delicacy.of the drink.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

243 Ladyl,
I'm honored you trust me to call.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (U2p+3)

244 192
Well, not completely unchanged. Using that Lavender Downey was actually an improvement.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

You're such a GIRL!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
---
I think I've seen that Lavender Downey commercial on TV at least 50 times in the last month.
It was the most obtuse thing I could come up with, off the top of my head.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

245 Tonight he pushed the news story that the Proud Boys
president was driving around DC with his pockets stuffed with "high
capacity magazines"

As far as I'm concerned he crossed a line from clever troll to
enemy. Fuck him. As far as I'm concerned he's no longer welcome here.

Posted by: Max Power
...
But the guy was charged with possession of high capacity magazines, right? I read that..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (CjFDo)

246 I'm on day 6 of quitting smoking, but would like it greatly if Cosmopolitan came out with a "Smoking is the New Healthy" issue.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:35 PM (G0PEa)
* * * *
Keep up the good work. You can do this. Prayers up for your success.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (rwusL)

247 BINO sounds exactly like some previous nics, but I can't think of who they were. But now he has a topic, one very special topic.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (WLHrn)

248 >>It makes them frothy and kills the delicacy.of the drink.

I'm dying over here.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (lvxos)

249 Did Trump lay out any convincing evidence?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (dR6lV)

250 Off to eat and play some WoW and then put away laundry. Be well. May be back later. Take care my friends of the Horde. Keep the faith. Be strong and courageous.

Posted by: turambar at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (Gylu/)

251 Definitely a girthy ONT you've pumped out, Mis Hum.

And I learned something tonight from it. Occasionally when I'm a bit buzzed or so, I put Metallica's Whiskey In The Jar-O video on and crank up the volume. Close to 73 million views, so I ain't exactly alone in this.

But due to the music history blurb from MH, I discovered that Thin Lizzy did it first (1973), and that Metallica pretty much copied that playing style, tone, timing, every-freakin'-thing, from Thin Lizzy. But did it better. Less than 27k views from this TL upload, which has the lyrics --

https://youtu.be/tXXacJ87Tuw

Metallica's version (199

, with many skimpily dressed chicks bouncin' around as extra eye candy --

https://youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E

My 84 year old mom likes Metallica's version better too. She asks me to play it every week or so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (F0YaR)

252 As far as I'm concerned he crossed a line from clever troll to enemy. Fuck him. As far as I'm concerned he's no longer welcome here.
Posted by: Max Power at January 04, 2021 10:55 PM (QCc6B)

Is that you Ace?

I politely asked you to let it go as your target wasn't here.
Now I'm telling you to knock it off or I will knock it off for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

253 But the guy was charged with possession of high capacity magazines, right? I read that..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (CjFDo)

You think DC cops are honest? Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (mzC78)

254 Hey CBD!
Next time we meet, I'd like to request a Manhattan. Made by you.

I'll bring your choice of food or beverage.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

255 249 BINO sounds exactly like some previous nics, but I can't think of who they were. But now he has a topic, one very special topic.
Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (WLHrn)

That's what usually makes people into trolls that weren't previously. They can be annoying and stupid about a lot of shit. But then they find their one little binky and that refuse to let it go to the point that its all the care about and it annoys everyone.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (vMCab)

256 Please stop calling him that. It hurts the brand.

Posted by: Beano, The Anti-Flatulant at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (l3+k2)

257 **E-Z PURITY QUIZ FOR HORDIES**

1. True/false: 2020 elections were stolen from PDT.
a) True
b) False
c) Are you kidding me?!!?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

258 Smelt dipping in the Cowlitz River is an experience I'll never forget. A family fun event. Standing in the water, near the shore, swiping a salmon-sized net into a river and getting 20 or 50 smelt, sea running little fish that look like herring and are making their way back upriver to spawn. Smoking them is the only way to go.
Sadly, the run is but a shell of what it was when I was a kid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Daw

I did that once with my dad I still love smelt.

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

259 I think I have a "Ghost of Hallelujah" CD, too. Coincidence.

Posted by: klaftern at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (RuIsu)

260 Bitter Clinger, try NOT to count the days since you quit.
Just take it one day at a time and think of yourself as an EX Smoker

Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (dR6lV)

261 2. SCOTUS refused to take any challenge to election results. What would be the best response to them in your opinion?
a) Peaceful protest
b) Impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts
c) Release the FBI photos of Roberts and RBG 'en delicto' from last year's session

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

262
3. If Congress won't reverse electoral votes in Jan 2021, what do you feel would be the best response?
a) More peaceful protest
b) Open disobedience against Biden/Harris admin
c) Just drop nukes on DC and be done with it

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

263
(a) answers = 1 point, (b) answers = 2 points, (c) answers = 3 points.

3-4 = Filthy RINO
5-7 = Get shooting lessons, you'll need 'em
8+ = MAGA baby!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

264 Good evening all. Hope the first monday of 2021 has been kind to all of you.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (a0IVu)

265 Two months of BS is cool as long as it's polite I guess...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (+2xjH)

Yes.

We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

266 (had to split up my quiz between comments)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

267 >>You think DC cops are honest? Bwahahaha!

well, not the ones funneling the Trump supporters into the BLM/antifa ambush

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:01 PM (r4bSV)

268 I did that once with my dad I still love smelt.
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue

My Dad would get them for us as a special treat. I loved them - blind robin too!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 11:01 PM (Rvt88)

269 154 **shines flashlight around the ONT**

**looks around, squinting**

Anybody here seen Jack Ma?
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (786Ro)

Jack Ma is on a party binge with Gina Haskel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

270 267 Two months of BS is cool as long as it's polite I guess...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 10:53 PM (+2xjH)

Yes.

We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

Don't fucking tempt me........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

271 OK, I just listened to Razorfist for the first time, thanks to the ONT.

He echoed every thought that I had (without the swearing) about the McCain 'legacy' of destroying the Arizona GOP.

Being from NY, only George Pataki comes close to McCain's legacy of single-handedly disheartening and dismantling a party from within.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (4tiP2)

272 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

-------------

He should not be banned. Mocked, yes, but not banned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (kTF2Z)

273 So I have worked at some toxic places before.

Hell, I've been a contributing member in good standing to some toxic work environments.

But one of my coworkers is trying to organize the other workers into a kind of intervention with the department director who she (the worker) disagrees with over things for the last month in -and I paraphrase- the hope we can get her to come to an understanding so "we" don't have to approach the director's boss about the disagreement. They even wrangled the assistant director to be part of this, where the email suggests "we" all coordinate our message and basically have an intervention type staff meeting.

I know my boss. Have worked with/for her in a number of different positions for a decade or so. Pretty sure there are going to be some firings soon, or at least a whole bunch of people who suddenly discover that there are written rules that have been allowed slack and now the hammer will drop. And she both gets vengeance and carries grudges like Jim Brown carried a football.

This shit is likely to go nuclear, and I just want to be as far away from ground zero as possible when it does.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

274 JamesO'Keefe
@JamesO'KeefeIII

OH MY GOD. Facebook is now labeling out video showing confessions that thousands are registered to vote at one address in Atlanta as... "against our Community Standards on adult Sexual Exploitation"

You. Can't. Make. This. Sh*t. Up.

https://tinyurl.com/yxfg593k

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (NpAcC)

275 Sadly, the GOP in MI is worthless. All of them. I swear it's the uniparty everywhere there, and that every 6 years or so the party in power hands off to the other, and they all shake hands and laugh about the rubes in the state. Shirkey is an ass, but by far not the worst, or the only one.

Posted by: tecumsehtea at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (skoMC)

276 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

I see what you did.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:03 PM (wR3DP)

277 Question 1, I had to answer False.

It wasn't stolen from Trump, it was stolen from me,

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:03 PM (G0PEa)

278 Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

It's a deal!

Cocktails are a blast. Even when they aren't wonderful, they usually are interesting!

And I like to drink, so there's that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:03 PM (xT2tT)

279 **E-Z PURITY QUIZ FOR HORDIES**

1. True/false: 2020 elections were stolen from PDT.

a) True

b) False

c) Are you kidding me?!!?

Posted by: qdpsteve
Not sure that works, hell, 30% of DIMS(!!!) think it was stolen! And they ain't Hordians.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:03 PM (l+IIL)

280 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

Don't fucking tempt me........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
**whew!!**
Glad I'm only half-full of shit!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (UUBmN)

281 Bete, my experience with challenging bosses is that everyone gets immediately fired. They'd rather let the company go bankrupt than allow anyone else to question them.

Hope things go well, but hope everyone is ready for the worst.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

282 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

---

No.

Otherwise, we're no different than Twitter or Facebook.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

283 Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:02

how old is the organizer? man or woman?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (r4bSV)

284 >>We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.

I'm AC Reed and I'm Full of Shit!

Posted by: AC Reed at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (lvxos)

285 Jeepers. Calm the fuck down.

Folks, please. If you're so worked up you need to ruin a thread for everyone, please unplug and read a book. Hug your loved ones. Refocus on what you can actually affect. Say thank you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (U2p+3)

286 CBD, why don't you use the transcript of the portion of PDT's speech tonight where he listed specific items of fraud and the numbers together with the margins of steal by state for your peice in the morning? Edit it into something tidy for each of the states.

State A
Margin of steal: [number]
Item 1: [number]
Item 2: [number]
Item 3: [number]
etc.
Subtotal:
Net:

State B:
[repeat]

Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (BRkq2)

287 He should not be banned. Mocked, yes, but not banned.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (kTF2Z)

Ah...somebody gets it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (xT2tT)

288 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:46 PM (946rW)

And you need to climb down off your pedestal and stop accusing everyone with whom you disagree of being a troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:52 PM (xT2tT)

I do not have a pedestal and I just accuse BINO of being a troll not everyone. I dislike people who piss on my leg while insisting it is raining.

If he were just an asshole and not a troll, he would not be here still insisting, for instance, that Dominion machines literally could not have been connected to the internet when there is ample evidence that they not only could but were connected.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (946rW)

289 174 LCD, I just emailed it to you.
Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2021 10:40 PM (/c+mq)

thanks, Toni. Appreciate it, even though I live 2,500 miles away. I will be there in spirit, you can count on it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (sy5kK)

290 This is a video about how passivity breeds mental illness. It's not long but took me a couple of tries to finish. It does explain Antifa.

https://youtu.be/NUs6NDsMWVI

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (YynYJ)

291

I can fix it

Posted by: Hillary Clinton nonPOTUS at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (r4bSV)

292 Gah.

Bought a TV off of FB. Doesn't actually work. Seller failed to mention that.

Pisses me off. I have had great luck buying stuff on the internet and this chick straight up ripped me off.

Grrr.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (ZfRYq)

293
We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ace and I had a discussion about this...it didn't go well for me. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (l+IIL)

294 Nurse ratched, agreed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Interesting tweet (and I'm not a spammer!):

https://tinyurl.com/yyylq8hq

FYI Wisconsin Update

-Wisconsin Legislature to introduce resolution to decert state and award it to Trump on Thursday; first order or business.

-Resolution does NOT require Governor signature and it is posted online.

***********

I haven't been online much today. Has anyone heard anything related to this?

Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (xxG/v)

296 **whew!!**
Glad I'm only half-full of shit!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (UUBmN)

LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

297
I don't think he's a troll.

He may be contrary, but not a troll.
Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

Not a troll, but most definitely a braying jackass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (sy5kK)

298 I know my boss. Have worked with/for her in a number of different positions for a decade or so. Pretty sure there are going to be some firings soon, or at least a whole bunch of people who suddenly discover that there are written rules that have been allowed slack and now the hammer will drop. And she both gets vengeance and carries grudges like Jim Brown carried a football.

Posted by: Bete

Always fun (Not!). Similar situation where most of the staff, the useless ones at least, informed the big boss they were quitting if their demands were not met.

Big Boss said, I'm paraphrasing, "Have your letters of resignation on my desk in one hour."

They never saw it coming.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (Rvt88)

299 By the way, I'm not ignoring the advice on quitting the cigs or ungrateful for the well wishes and prayers.

I'll need all of those tricks and all of that prayer.

Thank you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

300 Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (BRkq2)

There are dozens of excellent sources for that information. And I usually use my posts to refine my own thoughts. But I am 100% on board with the supposition that the election was stolen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (xT2tT)

301

Hey!

I can help

Posted by: Metamucil at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (r4bSV)

302 286 Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:02

how old is the organizer? man or woman?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (r4bSV)

Female Millennial, and certain she is right.

Given this is her second go round with the place one might wonder if she has considered she isn't irreplaceable. In fact, I spent time today talking with the person that likely would be the immediate replacement.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (Ojki1)

303 Cocktails are a blast. Even when they aren't wonderful, they usually are interesting!

And I like to drink, so there's that...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I make an amazing raspberry cordial from berries that my Croatian grandmother had in her backyard. Add some plain seltzer water and a squeeze of lime over ice. It's just wonderful.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

304 295 Gah.

Bought a TV off of FB. Doesn't actually work. Seller failed to mention that.

Pisses me off. I have had great luck buying stuff on the internet and this chick straight up ripped me off.

Grrr.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (ZfRYq

Stay tuned for tomorrow's genius award winner. You could be in big trouble.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

305 Bought a TV off of FB. Doesn't actually work. Seller failed to mention that.

Pisses me off. I have had great luck buying stuff on the internet and this chick straight up ripped me off.

Grrr.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (ZfRYq)

Well, if you can't watch any stupid-ass TV shows on it, aren't you ahead of the game?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:08 PM (mzC78)

306 BINO sounds exactly like some previous nics, but I can't think of who they were. But now he has a topic, one very special topic.

He always struck me as similar to Banana Splits Guy (the one obsessed with Winona, not the current 'banana splits'), but they were contemporaries at one point so I don't think they're the same guy.

(c) on the quiz.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:08 PM (kOpft)

307 Project Veritas video

https://tinyurl.com/y5jhnltz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (NpAcC)

308 Is he really a troll? I thought he was just an annoying asshole.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (9IdCK)

309 I'm an asshole. I freely admit it. My problem with most people is that they won't admit it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (kTF2Z)

310 Hello Everybody! Just finished watching Trump's rally here in Dalton, GA, courtesy of RSB.
Also just heard from family in the Midwest, asking if we voted. It's been a fun evening.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (i8kUJ)

311 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Heh, I built a career based on that attitude.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (l+IIL)

312 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)

Fair
I suppose that would hurt posting numbers. And he'll that'd be a full time job.
My point was simply the argument was not of opinion, it was fabrication of facts. I would consider mocking purity tests over differing opinions. Plenty of differing opinions here, and contrarians, eyores and hopefuls... myself can go from one to another several times a week it seems lately... but if I tell you I fly planes for a living yet can't explain anything specific about a plane I said I fly I'd expect to lose credibility.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (+2xjH)

313 Facebook is now labeling out video showing confessions that thousands
are registered to vote at one address in Atlanta as... "against our
Community Standards on adult Sexual Exploitation"

That's their way of saying "Shut the fuck up about obvious election fraud"

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (kOpft)

314 Smelt dipping in the Cowlitz River is an experience I'll never forget. A
family fun event. Standing in the water, near the shore, swiping a
salmon-sized net into a river and getting 20 or 50 smelt, sea running
little fish that look like herring and are making their way back upriver
to spawn. Smoking them is the only way to go.

We used to go on the lake front in Chicago, mostly as an excuse to get drunk. The net we used had a weight on one end that we'd throw out. No standing in water. Somebody would have a grill to eat what we caught but we didn't care. Snagging for salmon was another one. Casting a heavy treble hook when they were running. Cast that heavy thing a mile.

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (+ya+t)

315
It makes them frothy and kills the delicacy.of the drink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

Thank you.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

316 I can help
Posted by: Metamucil at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (r4bSV)

You're a shit-disturber from way back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:10 PM (mzC78)

317 303 Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (BRkq2)

There are dozens of excellent sources for that information. ...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (xT2tT)

Where? All in one place like that.

Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:10 PM (BRkq2)

318 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.

*********

Gulp. Fortunately I am full of shit on a mostly very narrow range of topics.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (m45I2)

319 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Everybody's normal until you get to know them.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (i8kUJ)

320 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:05 PM (946rW)

Should I ban you for being spectacularly wrong about pretty much everything about the covid vaccine, but still insisting upon your own facts?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (xT2tT)

321 284 Bete, my experience with challenging bosses is that everyone gets immediately fired. They'd rather let the company go bankrupt than allow anyone else to question them.

Hope things go well, but hope everyone is ready for the worst.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)

We have a government contract so replacing everyone at once isn't a possibility. But there are no shortage of people who apply after every new job posting, so doing a sizable reworking is not out of the realm of possibility.

Now the contract of course could be pulled if things go bad enough...though I imagine the Executive Director will swing in with a job cutting scythe before that.

The only question now is do I avoid this completely or turn rat now before the ship bursts into flame.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (Ojki1)

322 By the way, I'm not ignoring the advice on quitting the cigs or ungrateful for the well wishes and prayers.

I'll need all of those tricks and all of that prayer.

Thank you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

Are you using any particular method in quitting the smoking? I quit drinking coffee a few years ago because that was a trigger. Now I smoke 2-3 cigs in the morning, and the same in the evening. I just can't get over that hump.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (Rz2Nc)

323 What makes Ford think they'll be able to
generate enough electricity to run those vehicles?
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We are still here.

Posted by: West Virginia coal miners at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (sy5kK)

324 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)
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No.

Otherwise, we're no different than Twitter or Facebook.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

Agreed. I have noticed that ace rarely personally bans anyone these days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (F0YaR)

325 I'm an asshole. I freely admit it. My problem with most people is that they won't admit it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Not so Duke, I have no problem saying you're an asshole.

HA!

Don't you have to be an asshole to belong to this villainous den of iniquity anyway?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 11:12 PM (Rvt88)

326 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.

I hope this isn't about cornichons.

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:12 PM (+ya+t)

327 Nurse ratched, agreed.
Posted by: qdpsteve

I think everyone is just stressed/worried/burnt out on the election steal, tomorrow and the potential that Hidin and the Ho may be in charge at some point. I know I am. I try to watch old B&W tv after work and chores to get my mind off it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:12 PM (wR3DP)

328 Duke Lowell,
You're going to have to try a LOT harder to make me think you're an asshole.

I pray for our boys every day

Semper fidelis.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

329 >>Fortunately I am full of shit

You also know most of the codes for all the different types of 'Full of Shit'.

Posted by: garett at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (lvxos)

330 Gulp. Fortunately I am full of shit on a mostly very narrow range of topics.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (m45I2)

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There once was a doc who was full of shit,

I got nothin

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (kTF2Z)

331 adding an r

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (lvxos)

332 Good job Horde, explaining how a firearm has to be broken in a little. I've been running dummy rounds through my new rifle, and it has already been cycling better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (LxTcq)

333 296
We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Ace and I had a discussion about this...it didn't go well for me. (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:06 PM (l+IIL)

Could be worse. Jackstraw and garret got special attention.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (Ojki1)

334 Smelt dipping in the Cowlitz River is an experience I'll never forget.

******

Can't compare to cow smelling in the Dipshitz River.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (m45I2)

335 I just can't get over that hump.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (Rz2Nc)

I know, right. (sigh)

Posted by: Achmed the camel fucker at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (mzC78)

336 Everyone makes fun of Cornichon until they try to walk on ice without them.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (lvxos)

337 321 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.

*********

Gulp. Fortunately I am full of shit on a mostly very narrow range of topics.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (m45I2)

I, on the other hand, am a talker of smack of all trades.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ua9/Z)

338 Couple Trapped In Mexico For A Year As They Refuse To Leave Without Their Rescued Cat
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Loyalty is overrated...pretty empty value, actually.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (bk3Sg)

339 One thing I learned while working is that you can be right, or you can be employed.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (i8kUJ)

340 Stay tuned for tomorrow's genius award winner. You could be in big trouble.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

Lmao, I hate laughing at a moron, but...

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

341 I'm Not feeling so upbeat about our future tonight.

Posted by: funsize at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (EiPf6)

342 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/y4zqznfs

https://tinyurl.com/y4j45sy7

https://tinyurl.com/yylkb2b2

https://tinyurl.com/y2fqpu7r

https://tinyurl.com/y6ty2k82

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (qAR6u)

343 The greatest cocktail ever is the Margarita. It is the only one I know of that never gets old. Sure there are tons of bad ones, but the good ones don't get old if you space them out.

I guess you could throw in the Martini too but I am not sure that is technically a cocktail. Sure it is semantics, but many believe some amount of sugar and/or bitters is a requirement for a cocktail.

Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ls0fP)

344 I just saw a TV ad for detergent, with a girl jumping up and down in... wait for it... a mud puddle. Getting muddy and loving it, as kids have done for time immemorial. And she wasn't wearing a mask. And her "mom" isn't wearing a mask.

I felt some cognitive dissonance. As if part of my brain has been conditioned to expect everyone to be "safe" and not take any chances getting dirty or else you'll kill grandma and we're all in this together, blah blah.

I hate the pandemic panic gaslighting and think it's all B.S. But I think it's affected even me.

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 11:15 PM (786Ro)

345 Smelt dipping

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: db at January 04, 2021 11:15 PM (E0PSG)

346 giving redbanzai a couple of weeks timeout could only help the quality of the discussion around here
Posted by: Hip hop at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (sfCnk)

For a poster that has only been here for less than an hour, you sure seem to know a lot about how the place should be run.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:15 PM (mzC78)

347 Brian's been here about two years. He's always been polite and always a bit different. But he's really stuck on Dominion not being a culprit.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:15 PM (CZm2G)

348 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.
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Wait until I demonstrate my sign language skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (bk3Sg)

349 I know, right. (sigh)
Posted by: Achmed the camel fucker at January 04, 2021 11:13 PM (mzC7

LOL, someone should ban this troll! Lmao

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (Rz2Nc)

350 Are you using any particular method in quitting the smoking?

......

Just sheer hatefulness.

I call myself a "stupid f*cker" out loud when I feel the urge.

Also call myself an "addicted loser" and a "weak-willed p*ssy that everyone hates"..

I think also an "ignorant, retarded f*ck" once as well.

So far it's working okay.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (G0PEa)

351 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.
---------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: rainmandodo at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (WZ5i4)

352 -Wisconsin Legislature to introduce resolution to decert state and award it to Trump on Thursday; first order or business.

------------

Thursday seems deliberately late.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:17 PM (946rW)

353 Fortunately I am full of shit on a mostly very narrow range of topics.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (m45I2)

Broaden your horizons...then you can be a coblogger!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:17 PM (xT2tT)

354 More Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://tinyurl.com/y2uwtla8

https://tinyurl.com/y4s9bg5r

https://tinyurl.com/y4mjtnmd

https://tinyurl.com/y6cfe6sj

https://tinyurl.com/yyextblo

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2021 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

355 Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 11:15 PM (786Ro)

I certainly hope you reported that ad and the TV station for airing it to your local Karennissar!

That simple act would do wonders for your social credit score, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 11:17 PM (87oRe)

356 301
Always fun (Not!). Similar situation where most of the staff, the useless ones at least, informed the big boss they were quitting if their demands were not met.

Big Boss said, I'm paraphrasing, "Have your letters of resignation on my desk in one hour."

They never saw it coming.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2021 11:07 PM (Rvt8

I once in a fit of idiocy slammed my badge down at my boss. One of the few times I ever saw him be mostly calm when in an argument (not with me, or I doubt his reaction would have been the same) as he told me next time I threw it down he would accept that as my resignation. I learned real quick not to let my temper write a check I wasn't prepared to have cashed with him.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (Ojki1)

357 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff.
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Wait until I demonstrate my sign language skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (bk3Sg)

Can you juggle too?

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (i8kUJ)

358 Bitter Clinger, best wishes for your success.

Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (BRkq2)

359 >>Just sheer hatefulness.

Nice. This site is all about Family Values.

Bonus : It will keep you warm while it burns you up.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (lvxos)

360
For a poster that has only been here for less than an hour, you sure seem to know a lot about how the place should be run.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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You should meet our new all-female City Council.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (WZ5i4)

361 wisconsin update 298

The link in that tweet appears to assert the authority of the legislature and promise to set new rules to make folks follow the existing rules in the future and doesn't do anything about the electors in question now, unless I've missed something.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (kOpft)

362 I was full of shit until about 2 pm, today. Then, OMG, I fired off a toilet clogger truly of Hordian girth.

No doubt when that thing swam it's way downstream to the treatment plant, it likely scared a sewergator or three. And that ain't easy to do, y'know.

Those sewergators, they've seen some shit!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 11:19 PM (QzJWU)

363 251 Did Trump lay out any convincing evidence?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2021 10:58 PM (dR6lV)

Just debunked conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Cooper. Anderson Cooper at January 04, 2021 11:19 PM (9IdCK)

364 TV ads seen while at laundermat:
Match.com where a gal hooks up with actual satan, red skin, horns.
eHarmony, which declined me two decades ago for not enough churchgoing, now hooks up mixed race lesbians.
Fuck TV world.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned, now with plaque in aorta! at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (2rN8L)

365 Don't forget the party members only lanes of traffic in glorious workers utopia the dims will bring us!
Posted by: Some rat

Caltrops are easy to make and strew into *special* lanes reserved for our *betters*.
Just saying.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (gtatv)

366 Those sewergators, they've seen some shit!

.....

*snort*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (G0PEa)

367 I just sold a fridge, left it running all night before they came to look at it in the driveway. No question it worked. Couple of jars of water in the freezer section.
The office I work at is!!!! closing in Feb dammit

Posted by: Lord Percy &*&* at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (K5YXy)

368
Wait until I demonstrate my sign language skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (bk3Sg)

Can you juggle too?
Posted by: ALH
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Sure, but I'm going to need a volunteer to demonstrate my knife-throwing skills.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (WZ5i4)

369 I'm looking to ditch Dish Network. Not really for cord cutting purposes but just as cost saving methods. So I'm looking at streaming options, what I find annoying is figuring what networks are available and if there is one that has what channels I actually do want. I wish there was a site where you could select the networks you are looking for and then it shows a the options. The sites themselves suck for this because they just stick them all in a big glob with the logos and so you have to look through them, if they even do that.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (vMCab)

370 Democrats are a rash of boobs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (kmpro)

371 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (G0PEa)

I used Chantix. Worked like a charm. Good Luck with quitting.
If you're going cold turkey, put a rubber band on your wrist and every time you feel the urge, snap the band.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (i8kUJ)

372 You should meet our new all-female City Council.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (WZ5i4)

this could be said about many small cities, counties, or local govs in the South. The new orders are in and most locals are thinking, "who are you again?"

Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (Ls0fP)

373 Vice President Mike Pence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell have reached an informal backroom deal to expedite the January 6 challenge in the Electoral College and end it with a simple majority vote after a two hour debate, multiple Capitol Hill sources have confirmed to National File.

https://tinyurl.com/yylsruyo

Sources say. Who knows. But National File has scooped others before.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (3P/5p)

374 345 I'm Not feeling so upbeat about our future tonight.
Posted by: funsize at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (EiPf6)

---

I'm very upbeat.

The left can't steal my joy.

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (RU4sa)

375 unless I've missed something.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (kOpft)

The old "the hill after the next hill will be the one we are willing to die on, trust us and send money!" gambit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (87oRe)

376 Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ls0fP)

The problem with margaritas is that bad ones are fvcking awful, and it's easy to make a bad one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (xT2tT)

377 327
Agreed. I have noticed that ace rarely personally bans anyone these days.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (F0YaR)

Cause he decided if we weren't going to read his posts, he isn't going to read our comments?

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (Ojki1)

378 241 Note: Most health insurance policies don't cover injuries incurred in declared riots
Posted by: Hip hop at January 04, 2021 10:55 PM (sfCnk)
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Ummm, who declared Wednesday in DC a riot? Not the Trump supporters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

379 374 Democrats are a rash of boobs
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (kmpro)

Is that like a herd of cows?

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (i8kUJ)

380 373 I'm looking to ditch Dish Network. Not really for cord cutting purposes but just as cost saving methods. So I'm looking at streaming options, what I find annoying is figuring what networks are available and if there is one that has what channels I actually do want. I wish there was a site where you could select the networks you are looking for and then it shows a the options. The sites themselves suck for this because they just stick them all in a big glob with the logos and so you have to look through them, if they even do that.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (vMCab)

I'm using Philo right now and I'm very happy with it.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

381 Caltrops are easy to make and strew into *special* lanes reserved for our *betters*.
Just saying.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (gtatv)

I know what they are, but that name sounds like a California government agency.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (mzC78)

382 This is about me, isn't it?

If you have to ask...

Posted by: db at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (E0PSG)

383 >>I have noticed that ace rarely personally bans anyone these days.

Ever since he banned himself he's been a bit Gun Shy.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (lvxos)

384 I'm very upbeat.

The left can't steal my joy.
Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (RU4sa)

Yep, if they steal that, then they have won. The left wants us to be miserable like them. Don't let that happen.

Posted by: AF at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (S8ePJ)

385 368 TV ads seen while at laundermat:
Match.com where a gal hooks up with actual satan, red skin, horns.
eHarmony, which declined me two decades ago for not enough churchgoing, now hooks up mixed race lesbians.
Fuck TV world.
Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned, now with plaque in aorta! at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (2rN8L)

The "gal" hooking up with Satan on the Match commercial is "2020."

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (vMCab)

386 Sure, but I'm going to need a volunteer to demonstrate my knife-throwing skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (WZ5i4)

Don't look at me, I'm allergic

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (i8kUJ)

387 Spammer?

I'm more of a corned beef guy myself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

388 Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ls0fP)

The problem with margaritas is that bad ones are fvcking awful, and it's easy to make a bad one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (xT2tT)

they run rampant! So much day-glo green sludge sold as Margaritas. And many like them, the sugar is the main draw.

Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (Ls0fP)

389 This won't hurt a bit.

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (W4eKo)

390 I miss the Ban-A-Paloozas we used to have...

Ace would just go apeshit and threaten to Ban Everyone for Everything.

At which point the aforementioned Darwin Award Winners would clamour for the first Bannining.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (lvxos)

391 put a rubber band on your wrist and every time you feel the urge, snap the band.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (i8kUJ

I kind of like that idea.

Train your brain to associate pain with the urge.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (G0PEa)

392 Don't turn your tv on no matter what service you have

Posted by: Lord Percy &*&* at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (K5YXy)

393 Otter clinger,

Be careful with the Chantix. Meep in touch with your primary care provider.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

394 I did that once with my dad I still love smelt.

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue

Did that with my folks on the beach at Yachats on the Oregon Coast when I was about thirteen.

It was great fun until I was assigned to clean about 100 of the little buggers.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (1YlHz)

395 Also call myself an "addicted loser" and a "weak-willed p*ssy that everyone hates"..

I think also an "ignorant, retarded f*ck" once as well.

So far it's working okay.

That worked for me too. I predict you'll be ok. Whip it's ass!

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (+ya+t)

396 I have noticed that ace rarely personally bans anyone these days.

He is probably afraid he will accidentally ban himself again.

Posted by: db at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (E0PSG)

397 I kind of like that idea.

Train your brain to associate pain with the urge.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Kinky!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (UUBmN)

398 The problem with margaritas is that bad ones are fvcking awful, and it's easy to make a bad one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (xT2tT)

Add more tequila if it tastes bad. you'll get high quicker and not notice the taste.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (i8kUJ)

399 391 Spammer?

I'm more of a corned beef guy myself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

Corned beef hash. Delicious.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (nakwk)

400 Should I ban you for being spectacularly wrong about
pretty much everything about the covid vaccine, but still insisting
upon your own facts?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:11 PM (xT2tT)

If you feel you must, go right ahead. I am not the only one on here who thinks the vaccine is rushed and pushed for reasons totally not related to improving the health of citizens.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:25 PM (946rW)

401 Troll socking a regular.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

402 The left can't steal my joy.

Posted by: SMH

Sigh, that leaves an awful lot of stuff for them TO steal!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (l+IIL)

403 Troll socking a regular.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

Appears to be, yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (mzC78)

404 This won't hurt a bit.
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium
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'Just a little prick...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (bk3Sg)

405
I'm using Philo right now and I'm very happy with it.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

Just looked and the networks they have aren't ones I watch, except one or two.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (vMCab)

406 >>>giving redbanzai a couple of weeks timeout could only help the quality of the discussion around here

What'd she do to you?

Posted by: Fenster at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (6KKvB)

407 Gah.

Bought a TV off of FB. Doesn't actually work. Seller failed to mention that.
Pisses me off. I have had great luck buying stuff on the internet and this chick straight up ripped me off.
Grrr.

Just had a dead one come through here. Turned out to be a connector that was poorly thought out and would break it's solder connections. Couple of minutes with a soldering iron and it works again.

Do a search for common faults on your TV, it may be something simple.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (SchxB)

408 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker

Can't type on my fone tonight.

*pours Irish *

Entertain me.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:27 PM (U2p+3)

409 Sure, but I'm going to need a volunteer to demonstrate my knife-throwing skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

*******

True entertainment would be watching Mandela funeral fake sign language knife juggler guy juggle four or five knives while carrying on a monologue of comedic patter.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (m45I2)

410 The left can't steal my joy.

Posted by: SMH

They can't steal mine either. I use Dawn.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (nakwk)

411 262 Bitter Clinger, try NOT to count the days since you quit.
Just take it one day at a time and think of yourself as an EX Smoker
Posted by: JoeF. at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (dR6lV)

Luckily, smoking was one of the few vices I never took up. Another smoker told me once that she didn't count the days she had quit, but the money she kept in her pocket and that figure went up every day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (sy5kK)

412 Hrrrmmmm...It seems the natives are restless tonight. It's like we're all on edge. You can almost feel the electricity in the air before a violent thunderstorm. You feel the overwhelming urge to strike out, but the only target is ephemeral, a ghost, a shadow in the night. And now, because we can't see what we need to strike out at, we strike at each other. In this moment in time, this moment of extreme peril, we need to come together and unite in our righteous cause. Unite against the forces of evil that would drag us down to our doom. Let us unite, and move forward into the light and defeat the foes of all civilized men. (Trying to channel my inner Churchill)

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (VNmG1)

413
Just looked and the networks they have aren't ones I watch, except one or two.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (vMCab)

Don't they have al a carte selections? I have used so many live-streaming services, I forget.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

414

what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (r4bSV)

415 Just sheer hatefulness.

I call myself a "stupid f*cker" out loud when I feel the urge.

Also call myself an "addicted loser" and a "weak-willed p*ssy that everyone hates"..

I think also an "ignorant, retarded f*ck" once as well.

So far it's working okay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:16 PM (G0PEa)

I'm glad that's working for you. I'll stick to the smoking a few a day, and tellling my wife i get to die first.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

416 372
Sure, but I'm going to need a volunteer to demonstrate my knife-throwing skills.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:20 PM (WZ5i4)

Ever play the game stretch, where you throw an object into the ground that will stick, say like a knife, near someone's feet and the other person has to stretch to that part and can pick up the object and it is their turn?

I might have gotten banned from playing the game at camp one summer after putting the knife into the Camp owner's shoe, right between their big and second toe. Or maybe it was just a soft ban as no one would play it with me anymore.

Come on, I didn't (somehow) actually break skin or anything.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

417 Do a search for common faults on your TV, it may be something simple.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (SchxB)

The most common fault on a TV set is the lack of a shit filter on the input connectors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (mzC78)

418 I'm just going to randomly note that I find it amusing that anyone thinks that 1-61 court record for election fraud cases, where nearly all of the 61 were rulings by a judge that "I don't want to do my job and hear evidence" somehow is a reflection on the validity of the suits rather than the validity of the judiciary.

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:29 PM (kOpft)

419 But the guy was charged with possession of high capacity magazines, right? I read that..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 04, 2021 10:57 PM (CjFDo)

You think DC cops are honest? Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 10:59 PM (mzC7

Straight shooters, the lot of them.

And the prosecutors? Absolute loyalty to the party goals.

Posted by: David Gregory at January 04, 2021 11:29 PM (/Dgcm)

420 Be careful with the Chantix. Meep in touch with your primary care provider.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
------

The Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta was one of the spookiest ads I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (bk3Sg)

421 Ever since he banned himself he's been a bit Gun Shy.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:22 PM (lvxos

---------

To be fair, he had the ban gun in reverse. Could happen to anybody.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (kTF2Z)

422 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (r4bSV)

Desperate?

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (i8kUJ)

423 I once in a fit of idiocy slammed my badge down at my boss. One of the few times I ever saw him be mostly calm when in an argument (not with me, or I doubt his reaction would have been the same) as he told me next time I threw it down he would accept that as my resignation. I learned real quick not to let my temper write a check I wasn't prepared to have cashed with him.
Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:18 PM (Ojki1)

I put myself in a similar situation early on in my career.

Fortunately my letter telling the powers that be where they could get off, was intercepted by a guardian angel.

Had said letter ended up on the intended persons desk, I would have been told to pack my desk that minute!

Moral of the story, write your letter as you want to, and then put it in your desk drawer over night...in the morning
tear it up and write an appropriate letter.

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (BgMrQ)

424 who believes the Proud Boy really brought a magazine on an airplane to DC?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (r4bSV)

425 The most common fault on a TV set is the lack of a shit filter on the input connectors.

https://youtu.be/iiCQcEW98OY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (SchxB)

426 390 I miss the Ban-A-Paloozas we used to have...

Ace would just go apeshit and threaten to Ban Everyone for Everything.

At which point the aforementioned Darwin Award Winners would clamour for the first Bannining.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:23 PM (lvxos)

He's mellowed with his 29 years.

Now he just writes on how we disappoint him.

And occasionally picks a commentator to be his shiny toy that he bats around for a while.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (Ojki1)

427 The Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta was one of the spookiest ads I've ever seen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (bk3Sg)

Dude has one heck of a creepy laugh.

Posted by: AF at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (S8ePJ)

428 I've heard that Chantix gives you whacked out dreams.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (G0PEa)

429
This shit is likely to go nuclear, and I just want to be as far away from ground zero as possible when it does.
Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (Ojki1)

Smart man.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (sy5kK)

430 The 1937 novel "Anthem" by Ayn Rand makes her look like Nostradamus when you see the shit going on right now

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (qAR6u)

431 Tarrio's an informant, the mags are a cover story. Chatter was worrying his handlers.

Posted by: Fenster at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (6KKvB)

432 Entertain me.

Posted by: Nurse ratched
Ok, I'll need some music and a pole...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (l+IIL)

433 Thought he had the Ikea screwdriver in reverse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (kmpro)

434

I've heard some people have a extremely vivid dreams whilst taking Chantix...

Posted by: Tanya Roberts at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (osIe+)

435 413
Just looked and the networks they have aren't ones I watch, except one or two.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:26 PM (vMCab)

Don't they have al a carte selections? I have used so many live-streaming services, I forget.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

I don't know. They automatically brought me to start their 7 day trial of "63 channels for $20" and I see 2 I watch shows on. I bet you're HGTV "House show marathons!" watcher

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (vMCab)

436 393 Otter clinger,

Be careful with the Chantix. Meep in touch with your primary care provider.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

This. I know someone who had to stop it as it turned her into a massive rage beast.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

437 >>The Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta was one of the spookiest ads I've ever seen.

You know what would work better than Chantix?

Ray Liotta threatening to move in next door to you if you don't quit.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (lvxos)

438 I learned real quick not to let my temper write a check I wasn't prepared to have cashed with him.
Posted by: Bete

Good plan.
My manager (when I was doing communication software) had a guy throw his badge at him and walk out.
The next day the guy came to the gate to come back to work and was told his resignation had been accepted.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (gtatv)

439 who believes the Proud Boy really brought a magazine on an airplane to DC?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (r4bSV)

Well, if Cosmo has fat broads in it now, it would qualify as a high-capacity magazine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (mzC78)

440 And occasionally picks a commentator to be his shiny toy that he bats around for a while.
Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (Ojki1)

----------

I read that as "shiny boy" and immediately thought of Garrett.

Weird.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (nw6Hr)

441 who believes the Proud Boy really brought a magazine on an airplane to DC?

A "high capacity" magazine.

Like, say, Playboy's Voluptuous Vixens

Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (kOpft)

442 I've heard that Chantix gives you whacked out dreams.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:31 PM (G0PEa)

It does.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (i8kUJ)

443 {{{{Horde}}}

So excited to travel east tomorrow. I have in my young 29 years never been to Maryland or DC! Can't wait to see friends and meet new ones. Hopefully avoiding DC metro and National Guard

You know us violent protesters LOL

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (/UQ/R)

444 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (r4bSV)

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In my experience, they were called PFCs and Lance Corporals.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (kTF2Z)

445 Entertain me.

********

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. *toss three knives** "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice.**knife wound**, AAaaaaarggghhh!! **bleeds out**

/Mandela funeral fake knife juggler sign language guy

Damn, he took a knife to the juggler!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (m45I2)

446 418 I'm just going to randomly note that I find it amusing that anyone thinks that 1-61 court record for election fraud cases, where nearly all of the 61 were rulings by a judge that "I don't want to do my job and hear evidence" somehow is a reflection on the validity of the suits rather than the validity of the judiciary.
Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:29 PM (kOpft)

This.

The Sunday talk shows were pushing that 60-verdict nonsense this weekend. No elaboration on cases thrown out for 'standing' or other legalese. Instead, FOX News Sunday (for instance) said that the judges looked at the evidence, and ruled against Trump anyway.

That was as transparently false as that vaunted '17 intelligence agencies' Russian collusion nonsense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (Ua9/Z)

447 To be fair, he had the ban gun in reverse. Could happen to anybody.

Hold it! Nobody move or the blogger gets it!

Posted by: db at January 04, 2021 11:34 PM (E0PSG)

448 >>> end it with a simple majority vote

GOP wants to avoid a public vote by Senator at all costs.

Posted by: Gilded at January 04, 2021 11:34 PM (BRkq2)

449 Ever play the game stretch, where you throw an object into the ground
that will stick, say like a knife, near someone's feet and the other
person has to stretch to that part and can pick up the object and it is
their turn?

Haven't heard about that game since we broke thermometers on purpose to get the mercury to shine up dimes.

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (+ya+t)

450 And see that is the problem. I'd like a site where say you can plug in AMC, TNT, USA, E!, HGTV etc. and then it lists youtube tv, hulu, sling, philo etc. telling you which one has them all right there to easily compare the price vs available networks trade off.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (vMCab)

451 Only in Japan, rabbits take over an island

https://youtu.be/6nBs_yRqg4w

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (kmpro)

452 The most common fault on a TV set is the lack of a shit filter on the input connectors.
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You're gonna need a leach field.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (cGzEU)

453 {{{WDS}}}

See you tomorrow night!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (TdMsT)

454 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (r4bSV)

.....

If you work up a three-way with them they call you a member of the 700 Club.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (G0PEa)

455 Entertain me.

Posted by: Nurse ratched

So these 2 flamingos walked into a bar ...

.
.
.

and said, 'Ouch!' ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (LPnfS)

456 If you feel you must, go right ahead. I am not the only one on here who thinks the vaccine is rushed and pushed for reasons totally not related to improving the health of citizens.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:25 PM (946rW)

It wasn't as rushed as you think. They have been planning on replacing the current vaccines with a mRNA vaccine for years. Lots of testing has been done, they just replace the virus code with covid one weekend and began testing with that, back in January.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

457 Before I retired, I was the facilities manager, for a tri-county health organization. One of my duties was to be head of the safety committee. I hated that job and I hated being in charge of the safety committee even more. I could easily see me making the "Good Luck" sign.

Posted by: Shipoopi at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (1mSXP)

458 Moral of the story, write your letter as you want to, and then put it in your desk drawer over night...in the morning
tear it up and write an appropriate letter.
Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (BgMrQ)

Email has probably been the destroyer of more careers than anything else, other than the office Christmas party.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (Ua9/Z)

459 Story at FB that the most moved-*from* state this year, and for the last three years, is...

New Jersey.
I would have guessed California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

460 We have lots of commenters who are completely full of shit about lots of stuff. Should Ace and the cobloggers ban them?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (xT2tT)
Don't fucking tempt me........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (aA3+G)
--
Probably what impresses me the most about this place is not that the COBs make these great posts full of links and music and all.
It is that they also have full-time jobs. Amazing.

*tips hat*
*** and of course, when I posted this, Pixy told me it was spam.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (sy5kK)

461 Oh and go USA juniors!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (/UQ/R)

462 Ever play the game stretch, where you throw an object into the ground that will stick, say like a knife, near someone's feet and the other person has to stretch to that part and can pick up the object and it is their turn?

We used to call that a form of chicken.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (wR3DP)

463 >> what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Whalers?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (lvxos)

464
really pretty secretaries are danger too

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (r4bSV)

465 451 Only in Japan, rabbits take over an island

https://youtu.be/6nBs_yRqg4w
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (kmpro)

The horror...the horror...

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (Ojki1)

466 A shit filter for a tv sounds like a trillion dollar idea.

Posted by: Case at January 04, 2021 11:38 PM (JwRbw)

467 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Kamikaze?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 04, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)

468 New Jersey.
I would have guessed California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM

I'd have guessed Newyorkistan...

Posted by: Tanya Roberts at January 04, 2021 11:38 PM (osIe+)

469 >>Email has probably been the destroyer of more careers than anything else, other than the office Christmas party.

Zoom Meetings

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 04, 2021 11:38 PM (lvxos)

470 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Easy - Rear Admiral Kristol

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:38 PM (kmpro)

471 I'm just going to randomly note that I find it amusing that anyone thinks that 1-61 court record for election fraud cases, where nearly all of the 61 were rulings by a judge that "I don't want to do my job and hear evidence" somehow is a reflection on the validity of the suits rather than the validity of the judiciary.
Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2021 11:29 PM (kOpft)

Dredd Scott is solid precedent to settle certain issues for all time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (/Dgcm)

472 Tanya is alive!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

473 Whalers?
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (lvxos)

....

Call me Ishmael...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (G0PEa)

474 We used to call that a form of chicken.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (wR3DP)

"Mumbledy-peg" was a game played with pocket knives, too, wasn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (mzC78)

475 So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie? Because consent doesn't matter if its a guy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (vMCab)

476 Email has probably been the destroyer of more careers than anything else, other than the office Christmas party.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 04, 2021 11:36 PM (Ua9/Z)

Oh my lord, I'd have been toast if the response had been through email!

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (BgMrQ)

477 I don't know. They automatically brought me to start their 7 day trial of "63 channels for $20" and I see 2 I watch shows on. I bet you're HGTV "House show marathons!" watcher
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:32 PM (vMCab)

I don't watch much tv, but usually it's HGTV and the food network.

I have a Roku tv, and my son put every possible app on it.

It's overwhelming. But I do like a few shows on Pluto and Roku.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

478 A shit filter for a tv sounds like a trillion dollar idea.
Posted by: Case at January 04,

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Meh. A big screen radio woukd be pretty boring....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (nw6Hr)

479 {{{Ladyl}}} Can't wait to hug you for real girlfriend!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)

480 Moral of the story, write your letter as you want to, and then put it in your desk drawer over night...in the morning
tear it up and write an appropriate letter.
Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:30 PM (BgMrQ)

I started saving the first versions of my emails requesting corrections in process. They aren't as good these days as they were ten years ago, but I've calmed down a lot since then. I use them to help the young not make the communication mistakes that I might have made in my youth.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (+2xjH)

481 >>So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie?

Gal Gadot raping me?

The Horror. The Horror.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (lvxos)

482 Moral of the story, write your letter as you want to, and then put it in your desk drawer over night...in the morning
tear it up and write an appropriate letter.
Posted by: browndog

Grandmother taught me this.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM (wR3DP)

483 Oh I like Mango Mussolini. That shows some thought and creativity.

Bravo....

Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM (BgMrQ)

484 Meh. A big screen radio woukd be pretty boring....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (nw6Hr)

Turn the sound off on a TV, and it's only half as stupid. Sometimes, the pictures are pretty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:42 PM (mzC78)

485 393 Otter clinger,

Be careful with the Chantix. Meep in touch with your primary care provider.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

This!!!
Worked at the VA PHX. Do not take Chantrix if you have any PTSD symptoms.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:42 PM (gtatv)

486 Whalers?

Ever been on a Nantucket Sleigh Ride?

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:42 PM (+ya+t)

487 sorry to bore you with quitting smoking tips... I smoked for fifty years, wrassled with quitting for years, tried everything, quit for three years once and started again, along came vaping... get a few top of the line nicotine salt vapers (so you always have a couple fully charged), I've got four SMOK Nfix going right now, vape the strongest nicotine salts you can buy (I do 55 mg/ml), and keep yourself soaked in nicotine, doesn't hurt you, it's sort of like coffee, you'll get used to it quick and even if you slip up and have a cigarette it won't do a damned thing for you, dirty waste of time because you won't need or feel the ciggy nicotine. I've been doing this for years and lots of ciggy-related health problems disappeared, I'm very fit and active, jogging up stairs.

Posted by: yop at January 04, 2021 11:43 PM (nqhkI)

488 481 >>So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie?

Gal Gadot raping me?

The Horror. The Horror.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:40 PM (lvxos)

Well yeah, but what if you weren't aware of it happening. And just imagine the outrage if it was flipped to have Batman or Superman do what she does.

Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:43 PM (vMCab)

489 Oh I like Mango Mussolini. That shows some thought and creativity.

Bravo....
Posted by: browndog
-------

I thought Joey was the one who made the trains run on time?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:43 PM (L47aO)

490 Worked at the VA PHX. Do not take Chantrix if you have any PTSD symptoms.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:42 PM (gtatv)

-----------

Guess I should've kept smoking.

Posted by: Charles Whitman at January 04, 2021 11:43 PM (kTF2Z)

491 Want weird dreams without Chantix?

https://youtu.be/mAGyQ5Rmz7o

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (kmpro)

492 Oh I like Mango Mussolini. That shows some thought and creativity.

Bravo....
Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM (BgMrQ)

Somebody pointed out on a previous thread that if Trump were really another Mussolini, our troll would have long since been greasy fly ash going up a tall brick smokestack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (mzC78)

493 (xT2tT)

If you feel you must, go right ahead. I am not the only one on here who thinks the vaccine is rushed and pushed for reasons totally not related to improving the health of citizens.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:25 PM (946rW)
--------------------

My clinic has a voicemail requesting, PLEASE, no calls about the vaccine. Vaccine requests are clogging the lines so much that regular patient calls cannot be received.

They will let us know when the vaccine arrives.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (CZm2G)

494 475 So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie? Because consent doesn't matter if its a guy.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2021 11:39 PM (vMCab)

Or the fact the strong, independent woman whats don't need no man somehow is hung up on the first man she met and knew for what, a week?, almost 70 years ago.

Yeah a few have touched on it, and apparently the usual suspects are screaming that anyone noticing these things is an ist, phobe, or whatever term is in vouge today.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

495 >>Well yeah, but what if you weren't aware of it happening

I don't know how this sort of thing works when you are dead, but I go everywhere my dick goes.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (lvxos)

496
The Delicious Jenny Agutter

Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2021 10:13 PM (1YlHz

She made me feel all funny in the trouser area when would watch Logan's Run as a kid.
Same with Tanya Roberts in the Beastmaster

Posted by: bob frapples at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (hNjgQ)

497 >>So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie?

can I sign up? is it free? or how much money

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (r4bSV)

498 Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:28 PM (r4bSV)

Milenials?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (aA3+G)

499 FitDesk

I have one of these, and they are amazing.

https://thefitdesk.com/

Posted by: SMH at January 04, 2021 11:45 PM (RU4sa)

500
Posted by: MAGA tears Collector at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM

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Wow. 7 and a half years of community college and all you have to show for it is hanging out here making an ass out of yourself and getting Dorito cheese powder all over your dick.

Impressive.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:45 PM (nw6Hr)

501 The Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta was one of the spookiest ads I've ever seen.

The part where Ray sprinkles cheese on his wife's salad sends a cold chill down my spine

Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 11:45 PM (786Ro)

502 467 what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Mr Meghan McCain?

Posted by: bob frapples at January 04, 2021 11:46 PM (hNjgQ)

503 I think you'd have to pick Superman, right?

Faster than a Speeding bullet has to be better than whatever weird shit Bruce Wayne has hanging off his 'Utility Belt'.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:46 PM (lvxos)

504 Well yeah, but what if you weren't aware of it
happening. And just imagine the outrage if it was flipped to have
Batman or Superman do what she does.

Posted by: buzzion

Overboard.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:46 PM (l+IIL)

505 Nicorette Gum supplies all the nicotine you need.
More than you get from a cigarette if you do it wrong.

The rest is getting over the associated ritual.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:47 PM (CZm2G)

506 Hidin and the Ho

Ha! Totally stealing that! :-)

Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 04, 2021 11:47 PM (6lKe4)

507 >>Overboard.

I don't remember that scene. Pretty brave of Goldie Hawn though.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:47 PM (lvxos)

508 The part where Ray sprinkles cheese on his wife's salad sends a cold chill down my spine
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 11:45 PM (786Ro)

I recollect a short story about an "infallible" smoking cessation service. You hired them, and they would send a hit man to kill your family members if you sneaked a butt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (mzC78)

509 138 Should he succeed, (please, God!), these past days will measure with Trenton as a defining moment in American history.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2021 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

Amen!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (rt0xh)

510 calm before the storm, Im calling this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (r4bSV)

511 sorry to bore you with quitting smoking tips... I smoked for fifty years, wrassled with quitting for years, tried everything, quit for three years once and started again, along came vaping... get a few top of the line nicotine salt vapers (so you always have a couple fully charged), I've got four SMOK Nfix going right now, vape the strongest nicotine salts you can buy (I do 55 mg/ml), and keep yourself soaked in nicotine, doesn't hurt you, it's sort of like coffee, you'll get used to it quick and even if you slip up and have a cigarette it won't do a damned thing for you, dirty waste of time because you won't need or feel the ciggy nicotine. I've been doing this for years and lots of ciggy-related health problems disappeared, I'm very fit and active, jogging up stairs.
Posted by: yop at January 04, 2021 11:43 PM (nqhkI)

So don't smoke crack,snort pure cocaine method of quitting smoking. Interesting.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

512 497 >>So has everyone talked about how Wonder Woman rapes a man in the new movie?

can I sign up? is it free? or how much money
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (r4bSV)

$15 for HBO Max for a month.

Or whatever your theater charges if open.

Or you know, free if you go to a pirate site which is totally not moral, but on the other hand Whoreywood hates you anyway and will just use the money to try to make you extinct.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (Ojki1)

513 The rest is getting over the associated ritual.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Beer, coffee, or driving, imply cigarette.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (830x5)

514 >>So don't smoke crack,snort pure cocaine method of quitting smoking.

Not even twice.

Posted by: Len Bias at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (lvxos)

515 "High-capacity feeding device"? He was smuggling Stacey Abrams into DC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (mzC78)

516 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:44 PM (kmpro)

.....

That was......different.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (G0PEa)

517 >>"High-capacity feeding device"?

Assault Spoon.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (lvxos)

518 Ha! Totally stealing that! :-)
Posted by: President-elect Iris

It's not mine. I stole it from the Horde.

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (wR3DP)

519
>> what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Whalers?
Posted by: garrett

Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: Chubb E. Chaser at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (63Dwl)

520
I quit a 40 year SKOAL habit about six years ago pretty much cold turkey. That was hard.

Its weird that every once in a great while I will get an urge torally out of the blue. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (nw6Hr)

521 514 >>So don't smoke crack,snort pure cocaine method of quitting smoking.

Not even twice.
Posted by: Len Bias at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (lvxos)

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at January 04, 2021 11:51 PM (Ojki1)

522 I dont wand HBOmax

I want to do sex with Gail Gadot

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:51 PM (r4bSV)

523 Superman banging Lois Lane - Man of Steel/Woman of Kleenex

Kryptonian hydraulics

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:51 PM (kmpro)

524 I don't remember that scene. Pretty brave of Goldie Hawn though.

Posted by: garrett

Someone (Robot Chicken?) did a parody where the Kurt Russel character was sentenced for the crimes he had committed against an "impaired" woman.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:52 PM (l+IIL)

525 Mr Meghan McCain?
Posted by: bob frapples at January 04, 2021 11:46 PM (hNjgQ)

Sorry, but Meghan McCain is well beyond being chubby. She is obese, a beached whale. She is an extremely large woman.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

526 Ever play the game stretch, where you throw an object into the ground that will stick, say like a knife, near someone's feet and the other person has to stretch to that part and can pick up the object and it is their turn?

Haven't heard about that game since we broke thermometers on purpose to get the mercury to shine up dimes.

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:35 PM (+ya+t)

One of the many variants of the game Mumblety-peg --
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblety-peg

Yes, I played a version or two of this during my yoot phase, and have a scar to prove it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (F0YaR)

527 G'nite horde. Prayers for the horde making the trek to DC!

Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (wR3DP)

528 I recollect a short story about an "infallible" smoking cessation service. You hired them, and they would send a hit man to kill your family members if you sneaked a butt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (mzC7

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Quitters Inc

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (nw6Hr)

529
I pay extra if her BMI is over 35

Posted by: Beto ORoark at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (r4bSV)

530 Evening.

Finally caught the last two episodes of The Mandalorian. Good shit.

To the lurker who recommended to me Auction Sniper...THANK YOU! Finally won me an auction and at only a slightly unreasonable price. Before taxes.

Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to go spend myself into the poor house.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)

531 524 I don't remember that scene. Pretty brave of Goldie Hawn though.

Posted by: garrett

Someone (Robot Chicken?) did a parody where the Kurt Russel character was sentenced for the crimes he had committed against an "impaired" woman.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2021 11:52 PM (l+IIL)

I'm not sure how faithful an adaptation it is, but didn't they just do a gender swapped remake of this recently?

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:54 PM (Ojki1)

532 Not even twice.
Posted by: Len Bias at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (lvxos)

I shouldn't laugh but, lol. Len Bias messed up big time.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

533
Guess I should've kept smoking.
Posted by: Charles Whitman

I certainly didn't recommend that.
While in the navy quit in '73, cold turkey, carried an open pack and lighter with me while quitting and supplied the other guys. The last one went after a month. The guy said it tasted terrible. I told him to buy his own.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 04, 2021 11:54 PM (gtatv)

534 Story at FB that the most moved-*from* state this year, and for the last three years, is...
New Jersey.
I would have guessed California.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Story in Chicago media today that two thirds of the moving vans doing business in Illinois are moving people out of the state.

They're pointing fingers at Gov. Fred Flintstone but the problems started long before he waddled into office.

Posted by: Doctor President Elect Boots at January 04, 2021 11:56 PM (oGBso)

535 522 I dont wand HBOmax

I want to do sex with Gail Gadot
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 04, 2021 11:51 PM (r4bSV)

Well it did cost Warner Brother $10 mill in hush money just to not bitch about the film going to Max, so I'd imagine the price tag is North of that.

And really from the sound of it the Max move actually may help her career as it may keep people from realizing what a bomb the film looks to be from the financial side.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:56 PM (Ojki1)

536 >> what is the word that they call men who chase after the chubby women on cosmo this month?

Whalers?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 11:37 PM (lvxos)

She tasks me and I shall have her! I'll chase her 'round the Cracker Barrel buffet and Perdition's Flames before I give her up!

Posted by: Khan at January 04, 2021 11:57 PM (qAR6u)

537 To the lurker who recommended to me Auction Sniper...THANK YOU! Finally won me an auction and at only a slightly unreasonable price. Before taxes.

Now if y'all will excuse me, I'm going to go spend myself into the poor house.

Night!
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (1Yy3c)

I wonder what happens if two different bidders hire the same sniper service to bid on the same item?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:57 PM (mzC78)

538 "So don't smoke crack,snort pure cocaine method of quitting smoking."

Yeah, but it worked for me, I was desperate, I'm probably banging back about four packs a day of nicotine. But it's in very small puffs of nicotine-rich steam, no big clouds, no deep inhaling, and I am truly a little amazed at the health improvement without smoke. I'll probably have to quit vaping someday but I enjoy it, like an old man puffing on his pipe.

Posted by: yop at January 04, 2021 11:57 PM (nqhkI)

539 Regardless of your opinion on the Proud Boys you've got to admit this guy that got arrested isn't playing with a full deck.

Apparently he'd admitted on Parler that he burnt a flag at the last rally which was caught on video but hte police couldn't identify who did it because they were all wearing masks.

So on the basis of his online confession they got a warrant for his arrest and then the genius flew into DC under his own name rather than drive, making it easy for them to pick him up at the airport because his name was flagged.

https://wamu.org/story/20/12/18/ proud-boys-leader-enrique-tarrio- black-lives-matter-church-protests/

Posted by: Do dumb things at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (tFpb9)

540 532 Not even twice.
Posted by: Len Bias at January 04, 2021 11:49 PM (lvxos)

I shouldn't laugh but, lol. Len Bias messed up big time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

*emotes sadness*

Posted by: River Phoenix at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (Ojki1)

541 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 04, 2021 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

She's a fat unlikeable bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

542 Its weird that every once in a great while I will get an urge torally out of the blue. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year.

Started smoking when I was 13. Early genius. That demon has come back from time to time since I quit just like that. Farther apart as years went by. Ignore the prick.

Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (+ya+t)

543 I'll probably have to quit vaping someday but I enjoy it, like an old man puffing on his pipe.
Posted by: yop at January 04, 2021 11:57 PM (nqhkI)

You can probably taper off the nicotine content over a period of time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (mzC78)

544 I quit a 40 year SKOAL habit about six years ago pretty much cold turkey. That was hard.

Its weird that every once in a great while I will get an urge torally out of the blue. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 04, 2021 11:50 PM (nw6Hr)

nice! What you mention is not weird really. It can happen years after the fact. You meet someone who dips, you hear about some new thing out, whatever.

Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (Ls0fP)

545 Sarasota is #2 in metros with the highest percentage of inbound moves. Houses are going up fast in many developments, would go up faster if there wasn't a chronic shortage of construction labor

Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (qAR6u)

546 203 Twitter won't let me see this. Says tweet is unavailable. Never seen that before.

I couldn't see it via that link either so I went straight to CodeMonkeyZ feed and was able to see it there.
https://twitter.com/CodeMonkeyZ

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (rt0xh)

547 I have had zero urges for a cigarette since quitting with Chantix.
I call that a miracle.

Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (i8kUJ)

548
I wonder what happens if two different bidders hire the same sniper service to bid on the same item?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:57 PM (mzC7

CBD posts paintings of them in the morning.

Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2021 11:59 PM (Ojki1)

549
wait
so burning a flag is a crime now?

burning someone elses flag is crime too?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 05, 2021 12:00 AM (r4bSV)

550 482 Moral of the story, write your letter as you want to, and then put it in your desk drawer over night...in the morning
tear it up and write an appropriate letter.
Posted by: browndog

Grandmother taught me this.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM (wR3DP)

Emails like this from me are in the hundreds. And probably why I'm still alive. Or at least not in jail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 12:01 AM (sy5kK)

551 OK. BestOffer in on the long nose stapler I need.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2021 12:01 AM (lvxos)

552 549
wait so burning a flag is a crime now?

It is if it's not your flag

Posted by: Do dumb things at January 05, 2021 12:02 AM (tFpb9)

553

Q. what are in for?

A. I burnt a flag

Q.. you?

A.. I asked a lady cop for $50 worth of sex

Posted by: Inmate #5125742 at January 05, 2021 12:03 AM (r4bSV)

554 OK. BestOffer in on the long nose stapler I need.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2021 12:01 AM (lvxos)

If your nose is long enough, my Arrow T50 ought to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:03 AM (mzC78)

555 When I was at 8th&I in 87, our platoon commander liked to go around the group and ask us for current events. I guess he thought he was making us more engaged. Anyway, he came to me, and I said...

Sir, Len Bias is still dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (kTF2Z)

556 "I recollect a short story about an "infallible" smoking cessation service. You hired them, and they would send a hit man to kill your family members if you sneaked a butt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:48 PM (mzC7

"

"Quitters, Inc." in Stephen King's Night Shift

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)

557 My compliments to the CoBs and/or operators of the ban hammers, the troll posts only appear for moments and are gone with the next refresh.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 05, 2021 12:05 AM (gtatv)

558 "Quitters, Inc." in Stephen King's Night Shift
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)

I believe that's it, alright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:05 AM (mzC78)

559 the troll posts only appear for moments and are gone with the next refresh.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 05, 2021 12:05 AM (gtatv)

You'd think they would take the hint.

Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:06 AM (i8kUJ)

560 555 When I was at 8th&I in 87, our platoon commander liked to go around the group and ask us for current events. I guess he thought he was making us more engaged. Anyway, he came to me, and I said...

Sir, Len Bias is still dead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (kTF2Z)

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I was at Relaxin' Jackson in late summer of '87.

Then Ft. Gordon from Oct '87 to Mar '88, when I PCS'd to Schofield Barracks, HI.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:06 AM (RU4sa)

561 I expect false flags tomorrow. Antifa will start something and it will get blamed on patriots. Or, maybe Mumbly Joe will get Epsteined and that will be the excuse.

Posted by: Karen at January 05, 2021 12:06 AM (DuM9A)

562 I would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you smoked, a psycho cut off another one of your body parts.

(The story would end with just a lone tongue smoking a cigarette...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

563
"Quitters, Inc." in Stephen King's Night Shift
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)
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Sort of reminds me of a "murder for hire" short story.

Guy has a meeting with this guy, and the guy tells his host how there's this nifty new murder service. For a fee, a bunch of people all start just thinking a guy dying, with good results.

The host says, "neato,I'd like to get in on that action."

Guy says, "no, I'm here to inform you you're on our list."

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (WEBkv)

564 After tomorrow, I will no longer be tortured with non stop political ads. Yay!

Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (i8kUJ)

565
The part where Ray sprinkles cheese on his wife's salad sends a cold chill down my spine
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2021 11:45 PM (786Ro)

Wut?

Are you referring to cheese and salad, or "cheese" and "salad"?
Even us old farts read the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

566 What political ads?

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:08 AM (RU4sa)

567 One of the many variants of the game Mumblety-peg --
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumblety-peg

Yes, I played a version or two of this during my yoot phase, and have a scar to prove it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2021 11:53 PM (F0YaR)
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My grandfather and I played a version where the sheep's foot would be placed in the ground then the player would flip the knife by the butt.

The goal being to stick the clip blade straight into the ground, 2nd to stick the sheep's foot and 3rd to brace with the clip and the sheep's foot.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2021 12:08 AM (CZm2G)

568 I would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you smoked, a psycho cut off another one of your body parts.

(The story would end with just a lone tongue smoking a cigarette...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)
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Nah, the body part story involves a pound of heroin and a guy stranded on a desert island.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 05, 2021 12:08 AM (WEBkv)

569 566 What political ads?
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:08 AM (RU4sa)

For the Senate run off races in GA.

Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (i8kUJ)

570 blake, I think that's how Epstein got started. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

571 Sir, Len Bias is still dead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The kid (Bias) has a stellar college career (Maryland?), gets drafted #1 by the Boston Celtics who already had Bird, McHale, and Parrish, and IIRC, had just won the NBA Championship. You would think he would celebrate with Celtic green instead of Peruvian white. Parrish shoulda hooked him up.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

572 burning someone elses flag is crime too?

It shouldn't be since it's "speech."

And it's not like he stole it; since they're communists, they don't have any valid claim to property.

Posted by: Methos at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (kOpft)

573 If the flu was treated the same way the wuhan virus is, we would never have left the house

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (r4bSV)

574 Close enough, Steve. In Quitters, Inc., it was one of the man character's family members who lost the part as I recall...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (ZSK0i)

575 For the Senate run off races in GA.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (i8kUJ)

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Oh, duh.

Here in southern IL, it's mostly Trump and Pritzker Sucks signs.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (RU4sa)

576 I need something I can use to staple braided wires on populated playfields as well as new ones and ground braid for cabinets and backbox work.

One of the few pneumatic tools I am gonna get to love.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (lvxos)

577 So on the basis of his online confession they got a warrant for his arrest and then the genius flew into DC under his own name rather than drive, making it easy for them to pick him up at the airport because his name was flagged.

https://wamu.org/story/20/12/18/ proud-boys-leader-enrique-tarrio- black-lives-matter-church-protests/
Posted by: Do dumb things at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (tFpb9)

Cops, prosecutors, judges, mayors, and governors letting BLMantiFa out after much more serious crimes.

Almost as if they are trying the guy for political acts alone.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (/Dgcm)

578 Then Ft. Gordon from Oct '87 to Mar '88, when I PCS'd to Schofield Barracks, HI.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:06 AM (RU4sa)

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That a nice upgrade. I went from DC to Camp LeJuene. Finished my time in a hole in Saudi Arabia 90-91.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (kTF2Z)

579
Ever been on a Nantucket Sleigh Ride?
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2021 11:42 PM (+ya+t)

Yoo-Hoo neighbor! Sounds like fun!

Posted by: Barack Obama, your new neighbor at January 05, 2021 12:11 AM (sy5kK)

580 I would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you
smoked, a psycho cut off another one of your body parts.

(The story would end with just a lone tongue smoking a cigarette...)

Papa Basura had an idea for a game show. For each question you got wrong you would have a body part severed. It would have been called, "You bet your ass!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:11 AM (SchxB)

581 Here in southern IL, it's mostly Trump and Pritzker Sucks signs.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (RU4sa)

We still have our Trump sign in the front yard, too.

Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:11 AM (i8kUJ)

582 I'm sure the irony has been covered a dozen times upthread but:

"I have been wondering for a while whether Americans are simply too dumb to sustain a democracy. Consider this a small data point bearing on that question" - John Hinderaker

We're a Republic not a Democracy. Perhaps John doesn't know that the Founders considered a Democracy but threw it out because of the danger posed by a tyranny of the majority.

Of course, Powerline coddles cucks like Paul Mirengoff who can always be counted on to represent the Quisling Establishment Wing of the GOP.

They will bend the knee and talk about the next election, pretending that this one wasn't stolen because that would be a hill they would have to die on (if they practiced what they preached)

Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (NbRTU)

583 Blanco, LOL!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

584 U.S. District Court Judge, Mark Cohen, has set a hearing on Trump's latest election suit, in GA, for 9:30AM tomorrow. So this will be going down as millions of Georgians go to vote in the runoff...

Of note. The Judge said Trump's lawyers could've gotten an emergency hearing over the weekend on their election suit filed on New Year's Eve, but they didn't ask.

What a bunch of muppets.

Posted by: Only the best lawyers at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (tFpb9)

585 578 Then Ft. Gordon from Oct '87 to Mar '88, when I PCS'd to Schofield Barracks, HI.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:06 AM (RU4sa)

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That a nice upgrade. I went from DC to Camp LeJuene. Finished my time in a hole in Saudi Arabia 90-91.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (kTF2Z)
Gordon, 1980, US Navy Det. Crypto school.

Fun times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (oHd/0)

586 Btw, and I looked this up but could not find the name of the star, wasn't Vega the star in the new Outer Limits episode "The Music of the Spheres"? Great episode. I was looking over the wiki list of episodes for the reboot (1995-2001) and there are a bunch I remember quite well. Some creepy as hell.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

587 c) Just drop nukes on DC and be done with it
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

Nuke it from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (rt0xh)

588 Quitters, Inc." in Stephen King's Night Shift
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)

That story was incorporated into the movie "Cat's Eye" in 1985:

https://tinyurl.com/CatsEyeTheMovie

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 05, 2021 12:13 AM (SRRAx)

589 Also a great horror story could be written about celebs and their plastic surgery addictions.

I'm not saying Dolly Parton's had way too much work done, but by now, before every one of her performances, she has to be assembled from a kit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

590 Could you grill a steak over a fire made from citrus tree wood?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (mzC78)

591 That a nice upgrade. I went from DC to Camp LeJuene. Finished my time in a hole in Saudi Arabia 90-91.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (kTF2Z)

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I joined the Army to get away from Hawaii and my parents.

I succeeded in getting kicked out on an honorable chapter in '89 after my daughter was born.

Had to write a letter in early 2001 to reenlist and go through Basic Training (again, at Jackson), final week of Basic, 9/11 happened.

Still kicking myself to this day.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (RU4sa)

592 Mis Hum, thanks for another epic ONT!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (SRRAx)

593 On the possible murder of Scalia, it is very odd that a staunch Catholic would be cremated. I did a double take when I heard that, and figured it was a convenient cover-up.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (5we2w)

594 Posted by: Fenrisulven at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (NbRTU)

Masculine Republics, lead to FEMININE Democracies, which lead to tyranny.

Yes, Aristotle actually said this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (oHd/0)

595 Then Ft. Gordon from Oct '87 to Mar '88, when I PCS'd to Schofield Barracks, HI.

Heh, we had some overlapping time at Ft Gordon. 'Course, you wouldn't have seen me since we were most likely at opposite ends of the base.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:15 AM (SchxB)

596 Shit man, the singer/guitarist from Children of Bodom, Alexi Laiho died. 41 years old. Damn, he was great.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 05, 2021 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

597 Speaking of body parts stories, there was an Alfred Hitchock presents story about a guy who liked to bet against the loss of the pinky finger.

Lose the bet, the pinky finger goes.

Wife walks in part way through one such bet, stops the action, says, "He's got nothing, because in the end, I won it all" while displaying a gloved hand missing a few fingers.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 05, 2021 12:15 AM (WEBkv)

598 She's a fat unlikeable bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2021 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

I'm a bit confused, so is that a vote against he mattering to us? LOL

Joking, I agree.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 05, 2021 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

599 the troll posts only appear for moments and are gone with the next refresh.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
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Cobs>>>>Billy-Goats Gruff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:16 AM (830x5)

600 587 c) Just drop nukes on DC and be done with it

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2021 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

An earthquake the same magnitude as the 1906 SF quake would show Silicon Valley who the "gods" are.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2021 12:16 AM (qAR6u)

601 Heh, we had some overlapping time at Ft Gordon. 'Course, you wouldn't have seen me since we were most likely at opposite ends of the base.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:15 AM (SchxB)

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I was a 31M10 at the time (Multichannel Communication Systems Operator).

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:16 AM (RU4sa)

602 Still kicking myself to this day.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (RU4sa)

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Why?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:16 AM (kTF2Z)

603 AOP, I don't see why not?

Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (BRkq2)

604 Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (RU4sa)

we ALLL make our mistakes, in serving.

I did a number of times.

there are times I SHOULD have been busted. There are times I SHOULD have gotten medals, and didn't.

Its all a crap shoot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (oHd/0)

605 My local rag has informed me tonight via breaking news alerts that far right groups are spreading debunked conspiracy theories about the election.

Posted by: Asshoes at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (CTE5Q)

606 Amen, Romeo.

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (RU4sa)

607 I need something I can use to staple braided wires on populated playfields as well as new ones and ground braid for cabinets and backbox work.

One of the few pneumatic tools I am gonna get to love.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2021 12:10 AM (lvxos)

I have a regular air tacker at home, and find it quite useful. But the extended nose makes sense for what you are doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (mzC78)

608 Hey, I was at Ft. Gordon from 6-11/'91. I was a brand-new reserve 2LT attending the Signal Officer Basic Course. I enjoyed it, except on the handful of nights that the air conditioning in the O quarters went out. Ugh. I went on profile the first week in with serious bursitis in my knees (the 3rd and final attack of bursitis in my life) but I ended up winning the APFT challenge with a 322 final score. I could not run, at all, until a month before the test and then I didn't ever run a full 2 miles until a few days before. However, I spent a lot of time on the stationary bike which gave me no problems. Still, I think I only maxed out the run portion by 4 seconds, so it was close. 99 pushups though. Had to get 80 to max. Heh.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

609 562 I would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you smoked, a psycho cut off another one of your body parts.

(The story would end with just a lone tongue smoking a cigarette...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

He wasn't so kind. It wasn't you who was punished for you transgression but your loved ones.

Posted by: Bete at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (Ojki1)

610 https://tinyurl.com/yxfg593k
Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 11:02 PM (NpAcC)

That address is the Atlanta Union Mission. A long time homeless shelter. It hasn't always been at that address but it has been an Atlanta Institution since the 80s

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (rt0xh)

611 Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

In the movie Contact, the signal was coming from Vega

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 05, 2021 12:19 AM (VNmG1)

612 I was a 31M10 at the time (Multichannel Communication Systems Operator).
OK, closer than I thought. 29F/G8. I think I was in 360 D and/or C company. We got moved between them while I was still in AIT. Went to Germany after that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:19 AM (SchxB)

613 >Superman banging Lois Lane - Man of Steel/Woman of Kleenex

Kryptonian hydraulics
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 11:51 PM (kmpro)

One of Niven's finest

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 05, 2021 12:19 AM (poEUH)

614 SMH - Have you made a decision about the vaccine? I only ask because I'm starting to receive comms from the VA about it. Undecided.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (cGzEU)

615 AOP, I don't see why not?
Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (BRkq2)

Well, some wood burns with toxic smoke. Oleander, for one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (mzC78)

616 would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you smoked
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

Wouldn't be a King novel without butt stuff...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (5we2w)

617 584

Prediction: No standing. Its what all the cool judges are ruling these days.

Posted by: Asshoes at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (CTE5Q)

618 606 Amen, Romeo.

Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:18 AM (RU4sa)

It amuses me that the MOST realistic Movie ever done, about the US military?

Kelly's Heroes.

Not the larcenous part... but the part where command had NO CLUE as to what was going on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (oHd/0)

619 614 SMH - Have you made a decision about the vaccine? I only ask because I'm starting to receive comms from the VA about it. Undecided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (cGzEU)

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I'm not taking it.

I'm not stoopid.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (RU4sa)

620 DLV, true!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (L2ZTs)

621 An earthquake the same magnitude as the 1906 SF quake would show Silicon Valley who the "gods" are.

Posted by: kbdabear
And the looting! And the shootings! And the absolute, total inability of the government to stop any of it!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (l+IIL)

622 Yes, Aristotle actually said this.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (oHd/0)

I take it you're being sarcastic; but if not, work and line number, please.

Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (BRkq2)

623 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

624 619 614 SMH - Have you made a decision about the vaccine? I only ask because I'm starting to receive comms from the VA about it. Undecided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (cGzEU)

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I'm not taking it.

I'm not stoopid.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (RU4sa)

Me? Gulf War Syndrome.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (oHd/0)

625 It amuses me that the MOST realistic Movie ever done, about the US military?

Kelly's Heroes.

Not the larcenous part... but the part where command had NO CLUE as to what was going on.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (oHd/0)

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Shit, the larcenous parts is my unit I served in.

Mechanics and Supply? Puhlease.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (RU4sa)

626 Papa Basura had an idea for a game show. For each question you got wrong you would have a body part severed. It would have been called, "You bet your ass!"

Posted by:�Blanco Basura�

Heh, or "My Left Nut"...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 05, 2021 12:23 AM (5we2w)

627 Me? Gulf War Syndrome.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (oHd/0)

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Burn pits, Iraq - 2003 - 2009.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:23 AM (RU4sa)

628 How many unknown shots did we get before we went overseas?

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2021 12:24 AM (+ya+t)

629 Shit, the larcenous parts is my unit I served in.

Mechanics and Supply? Puhlease.

I roomed with a couple of supply guys. I didn't ask for much but I got what I asked for.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:24 AM (SchxB)

630 In the movie Contact, the signal was coming from Vega

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid

How'd it get past the rust?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:25 AM (l+IIL)

631 Burnt Abram tanks releasing depleted uranium.

If I don't get cancer, I will be shocked.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:25 AM (RU4sa)

632 Me? Gulf War Syndrome.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (oHd/0)

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Oh man, don't I know it. I wound up having five children and was always terrified until they were born and I could see that they were normal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:25 AM (kTF2Z)

633 628 How many unknown shots did we get before we went overseas?
Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2021 12:24 AM (+ya+t)

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I did three one-year tours in Iraq between 2003 and 2009.

It seemed I received more shots before each deployment.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:26 AM (RU4sa)

634 Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

In the movie Contact, the signal was coming from Vega

Posted by: Old Blue

Thank you! I knew "Vega" was in some sci-fi show.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (KAi1n)

635 How many unknown shots did we get before we went overseas?

Posted by: dartist

BiL said for Vietnam he got a shot the consistency of honey...didn't know what it was for, but it took like a minute to inject.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (l+IIL)

636 621 An earthquake the same magnitude as the 1906 SF quake would show Silicon Valley who the "gods" are.

Posted by: kbdabear
And the looting! And the shootings! And the absolute, total inability of the government to stop any of it!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:21 AM (l+IIL)

Can you imagine the response creating firebreaks the way they did then?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (qyH+l)

637 "That story was incorporated into the movie "Cat's Eye" in 1985:"

And playing the part of the smoker was none other than James Woods...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (ZSK0i)

638 Burnt Abram tanks releasing depleted uranium.

If I don't get cancer, I will be shocked.

You get old enough you'll get cancer anyways. Of course, nobody ever tells you what "old enough" means.
And on that happy note, Goodnight Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (SchxB)

639 Oh man, don't I know it. I wound up having five children and was always terrified until they were born and I could see that they were normal.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:25 AM (kTF2Z)

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I had my tubes tied well before I went back in in 2001.

Fortunately, that wasn't an issue, and I feel for you and others.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:28 AM (RU4sa)

640 Shit, the larcenous parts is my unit I served in.

Mechanics and Supply? Puhlease.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:22 AM (RU4sa)

Actually? Good point...

Desert Strom, I will never admit that a 1.1 Million Dollar air search Radar Antenna, was delivered, prior to the paperwork being done.

Captain actually asked me if he wanted to know, as he got the approval LONG after we had already left the states.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:28 AM (oHd/0)

641
It seemed I received more shots before each deployment.
Posted by: SMH
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Years ago I lost a wallet, and with it my shot record in it. I used it for bragging rights, sorry it is gone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:29 AM (830x5)

642 There are 6 of us here, a little outside of the proposed AO, nicely ensconced. This will probably be the last posting until the dust settles tomorrow.

One more good rodeo, and I feel great. See y'all on the backside.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 05, 2021 12:29 AM (KATBx)

643 irongrampa!

I feel great too!

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:29 AM (RU4sa)

644 You get old enough you'll get cancer anyways. Of course, nobody ever tells you what "old enough" means.
And on that happy note, Goodnight Horde!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 05, 2021 12:27 AM (SchxB)

Early 40s in my case.

Posted by: Bete at January 05, 2021 12:31 AM (Ojki1)

645 Can you imagine the response creating firebreaks the way they did then?

Posted by: Fox2!

Heh. Yes I can...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:31 AM (l+IIL)

646 IG - Good man.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (bk3Sg)

647 I'm 52.

Whether I 'sleep' or I get raptured, I'm going to be with the Lord either way.

Nothing deadlier that someone not afraid to die.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (RU4sa)

648 (dB4tI)

Time for this one to go home.

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (+ya+t)

649 Well, some wood burns with toxic smoke. Oleander, for one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (mzC7

ALL parts of the oleander are toxic. Even the flower petals.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (F0YaR)

650 Oh man, don't I know it. I wound up having five children and was always terrified until they were born and I could see that they were normal.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:25 AM (kTF2Z)

Yup. Luckily? my Twins were born DURING storm.

So conceived prior.

Yes, missed their birth... but my problems luckily, are not their issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (oHd/0)

651 Sorry troll, no bone spurs here.

lol

But God Bless You in any case.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:33 AM (RU4sa)

652 ALL parts of the oleander are toxic. Even the flower petals.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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*eyes tea cup*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:34 AM (bk3Sg)

653 651 Sorry troll, no bone spurs here.

lol

But God Bless You in any case.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:33 AM (RU4sa)

How about childhood asthma? Cause I can think of someone who used that...

Posted by: Bete at January 05, 2021 12:35 AM (Ojki1)

654 ALL parts of the oleander are toxic. Even the flower petals.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:32 AM (F0YaR)

Yeah. I'm not about to eat it. Pretty flowers, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:35 AM (mzC78)

655 not sure where we are in the festivities tonight (looking at 565 as the last comment) and i don't have the energy for all the fuss and bother anyway...

however, i DID learn today that a 458 SOCOM upper will take a regular AR ejection port door, vice needing a special one, so WOOT!

got two barrels and compensators on the way, but i still need to find one bolt.

thanks for the Malig-Nancy monies, assholes! keep it coming...
what was it that dead commie POS said about people selling rope?

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:36 AM (AYGou)

656 562 I would have expected King to write a story where for every cig butt you smoked, a psycho cut off another one of your body parts.

(The story would end with just a lone tongue smoking a cigarette...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

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Though I seem to recall that King wrote another short story about a guy who is stranded somewhere with no food, and eventually resorts to self-cannibalism.

I distinctly remember some behind-the-scenes stuff, where King talks about the odd conversations he's had with people while researching his ideas. This one, in particular, he spoke with a dr friend to find out how a person would go about doing this while avoiding shock, and extending life as long as possible.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2021 12:36 AM (CAJOC)

657 troll is a one-prick Tony

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:37 AM (mzC78)

658 I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that the trolls target this joint, as it is one of the last bastions of free speech.

Can't be having that. Might be transmitting Bad Thoughts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:37 AM (F0YaR)

659 658 troll is a one-prick Tony
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:37 AM (mzC7

There is a reason it never made it past community college teacher.

Posted by: Bete at January 05, 2021 12:38 AM (Ojki1)

660 Ray Liotta's face work came out a tad creepy.

Posted by: klaftern at January 05, 2021 12:38 AM (RuIsu)

661 Night, horde.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:39 AM (kTF2Z)

662 (klVKi)

Some of us expect Biden to be sworn in.

Barring a miracle, that is.

Doesn't matter who wins, this nation is at war with each other, as you so eloquently state so many times.

But remember this, troll...

Stay in your lane.

Do not venture into rural areas.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:39 AM (RU4sa)

663 There is a reason it never made it past community college teacher.
Posted by: Bete at January 05, 2021 12:38 AM (Ojki1)

The one that was always trying to get into the hijab-honey's pants?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:39 AM (mzC78)

664 Night, horde.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 05, 2021 12:39 AM (kTF2Z)

Night, Duke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:40 AM (mzC78)

665 Gnubreed,

Web 2.0, aka social media, is the newest battlespace.

I've been on the net since the early 90s.

These trolls can kiss my ass.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

666
I see that we continue to be plagued by a sad, pathetic troll obsessed with tears. It is still smarting from knowing that its mommy values its varied and sundry "uncles" more than itself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2021 12:42 AM (pNxlR)

667 Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

/Salute

We cannot cede the battle space.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:43 AM (oHd/0)

668 Have you made a decision about the vaccine? I only ask because I'm starting to receive comms from the VA about it. Undecided.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (cGzEU)

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my 6 element is a pharmacist, currently director of at a med center in the Central Valley. she's not getting it, by choice. about 50% of the staff are declining the honor as well. i won't be either, and the VA can go pound sand until the defecate a glass paperweight.

let someone else be the guinea pig.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:43 AM (AYGou)

669 let someone else be the guinea pig.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:43 AM (AYGou)

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:43 AM (RU4sa)

670 GnuBreed. Nah. They send the trolls here as part of their "final exams", post orientation.

Of course, their trainers never seem to grasp that none of the trolls actually "pass" their finals.

However, they do leave here so stunned and disoriented as to make useful cannon fodder on the antifartz front lines.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 12:44 AM (QzJWU)

671 I quit smoking in 2005 after smoking since circa 1980. Not only haven't I smoked a cig since, but it doesn't bother me a bit if someone else smokes. Two things: nicotine gum, which I still chew (cheaper than cigs if you buy it wholesale online and you can chew it anywhere) and the act of smoking is mostly a habit. Tried cold turkey a couple times and it was painful. I quit smoking one of the times I normally would, and when that got normal, quit another time. At the end I was down to once a day, and then quit that. My wife who is medical says nicotine is not harmful by itself. Worked for me.

Posted by: azjaeger at January 05, 2021 12:44 AM (3/XaG)

672 LOL Jim.

Dunno about foxholes or hasty posistions, but I'd be honored to be part of a tank team including you and irongrampa.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:45 AM (RU4sa)

673 I live in Central Valley Calif.

In a place that is over 60% Hispanic.

Yet... when I interact with people in public... at grocery stores, or the bank...

They are much more conservative, than what I hear from TV.

We are being Gaslit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2021 12:45 AM (oHd/0)

674 *eyes tea cup*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 12:34 AM (bk3Sg)

Yeah, that is a thing. I won't be judgemental. I will, however, quote webmd opening paragraphs --

Oleander is a plant. Its use as a poison is well known. Some of the deaths from oleander are accidental but others are due to suicide. In parts of Asia it is commonly used as a suicide agent.

Despite the danger, oleander seeds and leaves are sometimes used to make medicine. Oleander is used for heart problems, cancer, skin problems, and other conditions. But there is no good scientific evidence to support these uses.

See? I'm open minded, but not so open minded that my brain can fall out if I lean over. You do you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:45 AM (F0YaR)

675 But remember this, troll...

Stay in your lane.

Do not venture into rural areas.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:39 AM (RU4sa)

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and big blue shities won;t be all that safe either: best you stay your ass in the basement and let Mommy bring you hot pockets and clean jizz rags.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:46 AM (AYGou)

676 LOL red, that would be best.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:48 AM (RU4sa)

677 See? I'm open minded, but not so open minded that my brain can fall out if I lean over. You do you.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:45 AM (F0YaR)

Many plants deemed "poisonous" can be medicinal if properly prepared, and in the proper dosage. Digitalis from foxglove, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:49 AM (mzC78)

678 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:45 AM (F0YaR)

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everything can kill you. all meds, etc, have what is known as "LD50", which is the amount of it that, when ingested, will kill 50% of the population in question. too little is just as dangerous.

kids dying at "raves"? hyponatremia, caused by all the sweat, and only drinking water, until the sodium level got below what is needed for the body to function.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:50 AM (AYGou)

679 We are being Gaslit...

Posted by: Romeo13

Dang, you're being generous. We're being lied to, lied about, censored, stolen from, berated, controlled and being told it's all for our own good...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 12:50 AM (l+IIL)

680 SMH. You can teach me the tank game, and I'll show you a thing or three about scouting, siting and engaging from an Overwatch Position.

I'm neither young nor as spry as my youth, so I'm not going to be of much value in the runnin' n' gunnin' sports.

But I'll make an account from myself from an elevated perch and a few clear fields of fire. Oddly, I find "shooting under stress" to be a kind of a calming thing.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 12:51 AM (QzJWU)

681 615 AOP, I don't see why not?
Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (BRkq2)

Well, some wood burns with toxic smoke. Oleander, for one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:20 AM (mzC7

Oh I hate Oleander! when I was growing up in Phoenix, the oldtimers would make big hedges of it on property lines, because it was one of the few plants that doesn't mind baking in 110 degree sun. Once we were on a boy scout camping trip, and we sent some new guy (named Chubinsky, and he was everything the name implies) to get some firewood, and somehow he found a big armload of dried oleander branches and dumped them on the fire right in the middle of us. We all screamed at him not to, so of course he threw them all in and then said "huh? what?"

It was like a tear gas canister was in that firepit till they finally burned up. Idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2021 12:53 AM (V2Yro)

682 "Though I seem to recall that King wrote another short story about a guy who is stranded somewhere with no food, and eventually resorts to self-cannibalism."

"Surviver Type" in King's Skeleton Crew collection...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:53 AM (ZSK0i)

683
Tina Forte, RealTina40, that gal with the heavy NY/NJ accent who freely expresses herself often supporting Trump, and the Steal, was interviewed on Newsmax.

https://tinyurl.com/yxbwr7nw
I can maybe think of a dozen names of Congress critters who I respect, and Tina would make a fine addition.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 12:53 AM (sy5kK)

684 Many plants deemed "poisonous" can be medicinal if properly prepared, and in the proper dosage. Digitalis from foxglove, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:49 AM (mzC7

Oh I agree with you and redc from the following comment. Belladonna is used as a paralytic agent in eye surgeries, Botox for facial cosmetic treatments, etc etc etc. Dosage matters. A lot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 12:55 AM (F0YaR)

685 It was like a tear gas canister was in that firepit till they finally burned up. Idiot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2021 12:53 AM (V2Yro)

Plenty of oleander hedges out here in the East Valley, still. I have two big bushes, and a little runty one, which I am going to uproot. It's a pretty ornamental. I don't hate it, but I don't need my yard choked out with it, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:56 AM (mzC78)

686 553

Q. what are in for?

A. I burnt a flag

Q.. you?

A.. I asked a lady cop for $50 worth of sex
Posted by: Inmate #5125742 at January 05, 2021 12:03 AM (r4bSV)

A.. Littering. And I was fined $50 dollars and had to pick up the garbage.

Posted by: Arlo Guthrie, on the Group W at January 05, 2021 12:56 AM (sy5kK)

687 Jim,

If you can operate a motorcycle, you can operate an Abrams.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:57 AM (RU4sa)

688 I own a number of oleanders on my property and had reason to look up whether exposure to them is dangerous in any way.

Along the suicide path, it turns out that the ingestion of as few as three leaves is enough to cause a lethal tachycardia.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 12:58 AM (ZSK0i)

689 Alcohol, cigars (a dozen or so), coke (twice), LSD (twice), shrooms (a handful), marijuana (a lot), but not one tobacco cigarette. Never appealed to me. My father gave up the habit when I was 3. He was the handful-of-cigs-a-day kind of smoker and one he just thought it was dumb so he stopped. Just stopped. My mother, took her decades to quit but she was a pack-a-day type (Viceroy).

(Footnote: my first time on acid was my first time on mushrooms. I'll leave it at that since the rest of the story doesn't really come close to matching the headline. It was fun and funny but there wasn't any zohmygodi'mtrippin'balls.)

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 12:58 AM (KAi1n)

690 AOP, if it's the kind of oleanders I have, I advise explosives or hydraulic tools for the root removal. Brutal. Did just one plant years ago, pick and shovel (sharpened the pick). Never again. The only thing for which I will hire someone to do the grunt work.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 12:58 AM (OTzUX)

691 In my experience, they were called PFCs and Lance Corporals.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2021 11:33 PM (kTF2Z)

The Commander of my first unit warned me about the local "potato queens" who would see an airman as a ticket out of the area.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 05, 2021 12:58 AM (qyH+l)

692 If you can operate a motorcycle, you can operate an Abrams.
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:57 AM (RU4sa)

Does it steer by steering levers, or a wheel, or by joystick?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:59 AM (mzC78)

693 there is some sort of bug here in SoCal that is killing off all the oleander...

there were two in our front yard when we moved in, both sickly.

one of the first things to go, besides all the interior doors everywhere in the house. place was like a damn Navy ship, with each room a separate compartment.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 12:59 AM (AYGou)

694 I'll show you a thing or three about scouting, siting and engaging from an Overwatch Position.

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I was in a PSD/QRF platoon in 08-09.

Very familiar with sitting and engaing.

Scouting, not so much.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:59 AM (RU4sa)

695 Ray Liotta's face work came out a tad creepy.

Yep.

Posted by: Mickey O'Rourke at January 05, 2021 01:00 AM (H5knJ)

696 Yep, there's some pest killing the oleander. About 8 of them in my yard have been kilt. CalTrans has removed them from most medians in recent years. But that's mostly because those medians were being converted to extra HOV lanes.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:00 AM (OTzUX)

697 Does it steer by steering levers, or a wheel, or by joystick?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:59 AM (mzC7

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Throttle.

Like a motorcycle, with peddles.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

698 605 My local rag has informed me tonight via breaking news alerts that far right groups are spreading debunked conspiracy theories about the election.
Posted by: Asshoes at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (CTE5Q)

Wonder what they will say when the GA legislature gives the Electoral Votes to Trump.
It's going to be good, I'm sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 01:02 AM (sy5kK)

699 Throttle is on what resembles a periscope control, except the handles don't flip up. Giant single peddle in the middle for brakes. SMH knows them well, I was just lucky to drive one for a bit once as a "guest".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:02 AM (OTzUX)

700 ve seen a Ford commercial this last week where they stated that by
2035 almost all of their vehicles will be electric. Fine, their choice.
But the question I have to ask, is if Joe/Blow becomes pResident, they
are already planning on going full solar/wind by 2035. Now we've all
seen what happened to Commiefornicate this last summer with rolling
blackouts because they could not keep up with demand because of saving
de Erf! What makes Ford think they'll be able to generate enough
electricity to run those vehicles?-
It takes about twice as much electrical energy to charge an electric car as it does to run a house. The increase in demand for electricity (for cars) will be similar to that as if the population doubled. They are also talking about shutting down coal and natural gas power generation. We don't have the capacity now and definitely wont after shutting down most of our power plants. These people are criminally stupid. The only way to even come close to our energy demands after banning everything is to open up hundreds of nuclear power plants; oh wait, those are still banned too.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 05, 2021 01:02 AM (h1jJh)

701 AOP, if it's the kind of oleanders I have, I advise explosives or hydraulic tools for the root removal. Brutal. Did just one plant years ago, pick and shovel (sharpened the pick). Never again. The only thing for which I will hire someone to do the grunt work.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 12:58 AM (OTzUX)

The soil here is very loose, basically just granite wash. Some previous oleanders just pulled free easily.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:03 AM (mzC78)

702 Ray Liotta was pretty good in Narc. I think that movie has not aged well or received the attention it deserved. But I could be wrong about that. It seems that way though.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:03 AM (Ls0fP)

703 peddle = pedal

Duh

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:03 AM (OTzUX)

704 re 700

formatting??? How does it work???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 05, 2021 01:03 AM (h1jJh)

705 AOP, ah yes, the soil is key. Nasty clay-ey stuff around here (forget the geological name), never easy to dig, and oleander roots are a nightmare in it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:04 AM (OTzUX)

706 Just catching up. What the hell good does decertifying wis electoral votes on Thursday do? Little late eh? Or is that the point?

Posted by: Ward at January 05, 2021 01:04 AM (nzKWW)

707 Insider the driver's compartment:

https://i.insider.com/4fbfcf0aeab8ea1f77000005

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:05 AM (RU4sa)

708 Maybe its my privlage talking. Racism is nowhere near the problem the left makes it out to be. Race does not matter character matters very much. Bad luck matters too. Some people have little say in how life turns out. Attitude matters more than luck.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 05, 2021 01:05 AM (0OmEj)

709 Galveston has an Oleander Society.

Major and long term established social group of nattering old biddys. They plant the accursed bushes all down the median on broadway which is the main drag here.

They and the plants need to be eradicated. Traffic crossing broadway cannot see oncoming traffic through the heavy oleander obstructions.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

710 kids dying at "raves"? hyponatremia, caused by all the sweat, and only
drinking water, until the sodium level got below what is needed for the
body to function.

Not just that -- the ones on X (I'm old school) are burnin' their bodies up. They're actually not drinking enough water and if they're drinking energy drinks, those will have lots of caffeine and other things that someone on an amphetamine-related substance (X) should not be consuming. I've had hyponatremia from over-hydrating (it is possible) during a reserve drill. I have never suffered such agony in my life. It would come in relentless waves. I don't know how I managed any sleep.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:06 AM (KAi1n)

711 someone implied the other day that the Army no longer builds foxholes. I don't think that is true. My experience is dated, and only consists of training, but we did build fox holes. As long as an infantry unit was not moving, it was improving its position if it could. You start with fields of fire, hasty fighting positions, etc, and end up with well done foxholes. Sure you might move on, or even build them in the rear, but the idea they are outdated is something I question.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:06 AM (Ls0fP)

712 Belladonna is used as a paralytic agent in eye surgeries..
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Was an ingredient in what *was* OTC Donnagel-PG, which also contained paregoric. Walk in, buy it. Not anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 01:07 AM (bPH26)

713 711 someone implied the other day that the Army no longer builds foxholes. I don't think that is true. My experience is dated, and only consists of training, but we did build fox holes. As long as an infantry unit was not moving, it was improving its position if it could. You start with fields of fire, hasty fighting positions, etc, and end up with well done foxholes. Sure you might move on, or even build them in the rear, but the idea they are outdated is something I question.
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:06 AM (Ls0fP)

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If this is the case, it's dumb.

These trainees/soldiers are not being trained.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:08 AM (RU4sa)

714 "Some previous oleanders just pulled free easily."

I'm hoping I get that lucky here. I have reason to believe some of my oleanders along the driveway are interacting negatively with the water line from the city meter.

Never a dull damned moment.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 05, 2021 01:08 AM (ZSK0i)

715 AOP, ah yes, the soil is key. Nasty clay-ey stuff around here (forget the geological name), never easy to dig, and oleander roots are a nightmare in it.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:04 AM (OTzUX)

This soil is coarsely granular, and is basically just decomposed granite. Sparkles with feldspar crystals, and the odd lump of azurite-stained rock (copper). If I ran it through a sluice box, I would not be surprised to see a little gold come out of it. There are actual gold mines scarcely 5 miles away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:08 AM (mzC78)

716 My local rag has informed me tonight via breaking news alerts that far right groups are spreading debunked conspiracy theories about the election.
Posted by: Asshoes at January 05, 2021 12:17 AM (CTE5Q)

Wonder what they will say when the GA legislature gives the Electoral Votes to Trump.
It's going to be good, I'm sure.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 01:02

Let's hope they have the guts to do so.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 01:09 AM (55Qr6)

717 Pretty sure my daughters know more that what basic trainees learn now.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:10 AM (RU4sa)

718 AOP, well that's a lot nicer to deal with than the ground here. And, there's gold in them thar backyards, where you are.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2021 01:11 AM (OTzUX)

719 @706

It's a fan dance, except the fan dancers are Stacey Abrams and Mitch McConnel.

Or alternatively..

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2021 01:12 AM (STu8S)

720
A.. Littering. And I was fined $50 dollars and had to pick up the garbage.
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie, on the Group W at January 05, 2021 12:56 AM (sy5kK)

Littering ... and creating a nuisance

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2021 01:12 AM (pNxlR)

721 483 Oh I like Mango Mussolini. That shows some thought and creativity.

Bravo....
Posted by: browndog at January 04, 2021 11:41 PM (BgMrQ)

I would prefer a Peach Pinochet myself

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 01:13 AM (rt0xh)

722 Trump is rocking it in GA.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 01:14 AM (55Qr6)

723 I like the movie Narc quite a bit. I think it's not as popular as it is deserves because it is very bleak. Ebert memorably wrote, "In terms of its urban wasteland, the movie descends to new levels of grittiness. These streets aren't mean, they're cruel, and to work them is like being the garbage man in hell." It's a deeply unhappy film, and that's an oversaturated market these days.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2021 01:14 AM (H5knJ)

724
Like a motorcycle, with peddles.
Posted by: SMH
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Ah. Suicide clutch Harley.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2021 01:14 AM (WD9ZA)

725 formatting??? How does it work???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 05, 2021 01:03 AM (h1jJh)

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with the new and improved ant-troll Pixy, it don't w*rk for shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 01:14 AM (AYGou)

726 Insider the driver's compartment:

https://i.insider.com/4fbfcf0aeab8ea1f77000005
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:05 AM (RU4sa)

Wow! Does the driver drive from a reclined position? The only tracked vehicle I have operated is an M29 Weasel. You have left and right steering brakes, operated by levers between your knees (while seated), a foot throttle, and a foot clutch on the left. Three-speed transmission shifter on floor between your thighs. Braking accomplished by hauling on both steering levers at once.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:16 AM (mzC78)

727 Wow! Does the driver drive from a reclined position? The only tracked vehicle I have operated is an M29 Weasel. You have left and right steering brakes, operated by levers between your knees (while seated), a foot throttle, and a foot clutch on the left. Three-speed transmission shifter on floor between your thighs. Braking accomplished by hauling on both steering levers at once.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:16 AM (mzC7

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Yes, it is in a reclined posistion.

The brakes are operated by the pedals.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:17 AM (RU4sa)

728 Of note. The Judge said Trump's lawyers could've gotten an emergency hearing over the weekend on their election suit filed on New Year's Eve, but they didn't ask.

What a bunch of muppets.
Posted by: Only the best lawyers at January 05, 2021 12:12 AM (tFpb9)

This is interesting, I read today they filed this a month ago and it hadn't even been assigned yet. Is this a different suit in Georgia?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at January 05, 2021 01:17 AM (+2xjH)

729 ...There are actual gold mines scarcely 5 miles away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:08 AM (mzC7

Gold jumped $50 an ounce today (1/4) as the stock market took a bath. It's back near $2k/ounce.

I'm not just wondering, there's a lot of doubt about the long term value of the dollar. Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 01:17 AM (F0YaR)

730 A Mandarin MacArthur.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:19 AM (Ls0fP)

731 @723

The bleakness sounds like the film hope gap, it's about the dissolution of a marriage, whereby all of the characters are horrible and the film manages to make even Bill Nighy unlikeable.

By the end of the film your asking yourself, who the hell was this film for?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2021 01:19 AM (STu8S)

732 https://i.insider.com/4fbfcf0aeab8ea1f77000005

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:05 AM (RU4sa)

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i got claustrophobia just looking at that...i drove one, once, for maybe a mile or two out on Planet Irwin, across flat ground, playing follow the leader.

theses days? no thanks. but i'd hop in a 113 in a minute.

once a track rat, always a track rat!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 01:20 AM (AYGou)

733 Well, it's well past 2300, and time for me to hit the sack.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:20 AM (mzC78)

734
formatting??? How does it work???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Pretty sure it's a platinum membership thing. MisHum has the style guide.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 05, 2021 01:22 AM (l+IIL)

735 706 Just catching up. What the hell good does decertifying wis electoral votes on Thursday do? Little late eh? Or is that the point?
Posted by: Ward at January 05, 2021 01:04 AM (nzKWW)

Wisconsin decertification? Following the hearings I thought MI and GA were way worse. If WI goes, maybe that will put some steel in spines of other state legislators. Or they just chose WI because it will not matter because they go in alphabetical order. Idiot GOP will believe it will be enough blood bait for the rubes.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 01:22 AM (YkawN)

736 theses days? no thanks. but i'd hop in a 113 in a minute. once a track rat, always a track rat!
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 01:20 AM (AYGou)

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I loved driving Abrams, Paladins a close second.

Bradleys, meh.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:23 AM (RU4sa)

737 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 05, 2021 01:17 AM (F0YaR)

I sold some at the exact peak a few months ago. It seemed prescient but was mainly lucky. I know some poo poo gold hear but it has done pretty dame well over the last decade or so. The issue with gold is governments can artificially keep it down for longer than many can stay solvent. But at part of a portfolio,

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:24 AM (Ls0fP)

738 I haven't seen a good argument against it. Anyone can pick or choose a
stock and compare that. Hell I used to say compare Phillip Morris to
almost any stock over the last 50 years. But if you asked people to say
the best performer over the last 50 years, I doubt many would pick
Phillip Morris. Really they don't have the information, for some
reason.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:24 AM (Ls0fP)

739 569 566 What political ads?
Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 12:08 AM (RU4sa)

For the Senate run off races in GA.
Posted by: ALH at January 05, 2021 12:09 AM (i8kUJ)

I need relief, & I don't even watch TV!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 01:24 AM (rt0xh)

740 Sounds like they'll contest one electoral vote at a time, each requiring a 2-hour caucus by the House and Senate, which will drag things out for many days, while the Trump team starts dropping damning intel.

Maybe some of the people voting will be under arrest. Wouldn't THAT be cool?
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (hOOi9)

That would be outstanding.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 01:25 AM (YkawN)

741 lol Pikov.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:25 AM (RU4sa)

742 Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:20

Be well AOP.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 01:25 AM (55Qr6)

743 gold mines are weird. They are like oil finds really. In general everyone thinks a gold mine is well, worth a gold mine lol. But it is a numbers game. There are some mines that produce enough gold to be solvent at a certain price and others that do not. There are mines full of gold that are not worth mining if the price is not high enough.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:26 AM (Ls0fP)

744 Maybe some of the people voting will be under arrest. Wouldn't THAT be cool?
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at January 04, 2021 10:10 PM (hOOi9)

That would be outstanding.
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 01:25 AM (YkawN)

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I'll giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl meeting Hello Kitty.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:26 AM (RU4sa)

745 Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 01:20

Be well AOP.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 01:25 AM (55Qr6)

Au Revoir AOP.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:29 AM (Ls0fP)

746 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)

747 This is dedicated to the HQ trolls:

I Need a Girl - P. Diddy feat. Usher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXYb1OMhwBA

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:30 AM (RU4sa)

748 Niters, qdp.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:31 AM (RU4sa)

749
Jim Caviezel, quoting Ronald Reagan:

"Evil was powerless, if the good are unafraid."

A couple of minutes worth your time:

https://tinyurl.com/yxd92sc4

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 01:31 AM (sy5kK)

750 *grins at LCD*

So, so true.

These Karens ain't shit.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:32 AM (RU4sa)

751 GOP is intentionally installing Joey and Kamala (save the steal!) and demanding that the base vote for them to save us from the Dems. True story, bro.

Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 01:33 AM (BRkq2)

752 I like the movie Narc quite a bit. I think it's not
as popular as it is deserves because it is very bleak. Ebert memorably
wrote, "In terms of its urban wasteland, the movie descends to new
levels of grittiness. These streets aren't mean, they're cruel, and to
work them is like being the garbage man in hell." It's a deeply unhappy
film, and that's an oversaturated market these days.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2021 01:14 AM (H5knJ)

I hear ya. Some others I enjoyed were Dark Blue and Insomnia. I wonder if many dislike the negatives of cities as they are portrayed and not much else. What I mean is the Left wants to portray dirty negatives, but only onto others.

I prefer uplifting movies these days and have given up on anything Tarantino. But those movies have incredible acting, originality, and a particular point to make. Today you don't see any of that.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:33 AM (Ls0fP)

753 How well will those battery powered Fords work in North Dakota and similar locales during the winter?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 05, 2021 01:36 AM (NFFHs)

754 Plenty of oleander hedges out here in the East Valley, still. I have two big bushes, and a little runty one, which I am going to uproot. It's a pretty ornamental. I don't hate it, but I don't need my yard choked out with it, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 05, 2021 12:56 AM (mzC7

Replace hem with citrus. Just as ornamental and will provide food if you need it. Citrus loves that gritty soil. Sunset Western Gardening book is really good. County extension offices have great growing info but tend to be a little conservative on their lists of sugggested plants for an area. They only recommend stuff that is almost impossible to kill.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 01:36 AM (YkawN)

755
GOP is intentionally installing Joey and Kamala (save the steal!) and
demanding that the base vote for them to save us from the Dems. True
story, bro.

Posted by: Gilded at January 05, 2021 01:33 AM (BRkq2)
you do you. Any time a dem loses, an angel gets its wings. Yeah the GOP is compromised, hell they let Mitt in. But we need to win in GA and STILL get rid of the RINOS. I prefer Dems losing, it is how I roll.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:38 AM (Ls0fP)

756 The em seven oh six is funner to drive than alla the tracks.

Even though any of the tracks out perform it in nearly every measure. But fun to drive? The pseudo armored car has it for the win.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

757 (ZCRI2),

Trump loses...so what?

Stay in your lane.

Venture into rural areas at your peril.

Red or blue state, makes no difference.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 01:40 AM (RU4sa)

758 Of note. The Judge said Trump's lawyers could've gotten an emergency
hearing over the weekend on their election suit filed on New Year's Eve,
but they didn't ask.

What a bunch of muppets.

Posted by: Only the best lawyers

Right. When would the judge and his/her research attorney had any time to read anything let alone figure it out? Come on. It would take days for any judge to sort all the evidence, law, and arguments out. Then there's briefing. Does the other side not get to say anything?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:40 AM (KAi1n)

759 Trolling at the AOS has to be the equivalent of being sent to the Eastern Front. I thought the point of trolling was to sew discord and confusion? I was never one but anyone can look it up. This does nothing. Makes me pine for the day when texts cost money. I guess that was the telegraph but i can see the value in it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:41 AM (Ls0fP)

760 Listening to the afternoon broadcast of Warroom, Bannon likes to say when referring to a state, "the Great State of Georgia (or whatever state)."
One of the neat things about being an American is hearing other people refer to a state as "the GREAT state of...".

Because EVERY state is a Great State.

It's the corrupt, lying leadership that screws everything up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 01:43 AM (sy5kK)

761 589 Also a great horror story could be written about celebs and their plastic surgery addictions.

I'm not saying Dolly Parton's had way too much work done, but by now, before every one of her performances, she has to be assembled from a kit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 05, 2021 12:14 AM (L2ZTs)

"Death Becomes Her" had women falling into pieces in a sort of spectacular way--though not from plastic surgery.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 01:44 AM (PwDhe)

762 I was always in light infantry. But I spent a year with the mech infantry and it was a blast. It wasn't as fun but still it was a good experience. An APC can knock over a tree like it is a sunflower. There is almost no feel other than get some. Not Redwoods mind you, but the stuff you see in Tejas fields, they are going down.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:45 AM (Ls0fP)

763 Sounds like they'll contest one electoral vote at a time, each requiring
a 2-hour caucus by the House and Senate, which will drag things out for
many days, while the Trump team starts dropping damning intel.

Maybe some of the people voting will be under arrest. Wouldn't THAT be cool?

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer

The *ultimate* in reality TV. YUUUUUGE.
Better yet, put any election interference with a foreign government under military jurisdiction and start holding live trials in 3 days (so the defense lawyer has a chance to go through evidence). Real trials that actually find the guilty and free the not-guilty, not like the Flynn farce.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:45 AM (KAi1n)

764 Red states, cities, towns, etc. are way more welcoming than there Blue false brethren. That is years of experience with countless tests to see if it still rings true. in fact. I would rather be a blue type in a red area than a blue type in a blue area.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:47 AM (Ls0fP)

765 Red states, cities, towns, etc. are way more
welcoming than there Blue false brethren. That is years of experience
with countless tests to see if it still rings true. in fact. I would
rather be a blue type in a red area than a blue type in a blue area.

Posted by: Quint

Then there's a special breed, us red-in-blue area types. But you know what I'm hoping to yell later this year? "Down goes Newsom! Down goes Newsom! Down goes Newsom!"

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:51 AM (KAi1n)

766 Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:45 AM (KAi1n

That sounds amazing.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 01:53 AM (YkawN)

767 Then there's a special breed, us red-in-blue area
types. But you know what I'm hoping to yell later this year? "Down goes
Newsom! Down goes Newsom! Down goes Newsom!"

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 01:51 AM (KAi1n)

I am with ya SF Goth. I have been there many times. Hell I am still there to be honest. That is ending very soon but it is what it is. I understand not wanting to leave. And CA should send this guy packing. I know I personally will never move to a blue city in my life. But I have lived in more than a few and enjoyed them when they were not bat shit crazy.

I would love to see a day when CA sends so many of its residents afield that the normal take over. Oh would that not be sweet?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:54 AM (Ls0fP)

768 But if Newsom goes down, he sort of gets away with all of the awfulness he has wreaked. And won't another Newsom pop up to take his place?

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 02:00 AM (PwDhe)

769 And your tolling will have no effect at all. You could be sleeping or spending quality time with friends and relatives.

The reality is Trump will always be in your head while Biden is a punch line at best. He will likely never make a mark on the world, and we have 48 years of his public service as back up for that assertion.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:01 AM (Ls0fP)

770 I read that "alien trash" article and the object looks a lot like "Matt Decker's planet killer"

"They say there's no devil Jim, but I saw it"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 05, 2021 02:02 AM (qAR6u)

771
But if Newsom goes down, he sort of gets away with all of the awfulness
he has wreaked. And won't another Newsom pop up to take his place?

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 02:00 AM (PwDhe)

it is the schools. It is always the schools. In a small town in East Texas, this is never an issue as everyone knows everyone else. But in these deep blue states and cities, it is the schools they took over. They own the school boards and pretty much any other local flea bit political chair.

I could see CA boot Newsom because he ruined their livelihoods. But no way are they going to become Bomber Bobs, Richard Nixon's, Dana Rorbacher's, or Pete Wilsons. We will be lucky if they get rid of the tyrant. If people want a different output, they are going to have to put a different amount of work in.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:06 AM (Ls0fP)

772 The voters don't have much say if the vote counters say so.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 02:10 AM (KAi1n)

773 Maybe all the bad publicity from the recall efforts could at least stop his presidential aspirations.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 02:14 AM (PwDhe)

774 he voters don't have much say if the vote counters say so.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 02:10 AM (KAi1n)

hence are problem. I know some never want Trump to leave. Hell I wanted him to win but I had my doubts. To be honest, i had my doubts last time.

If President Trump does nothing else but expose the cheating and attacks on voting rights, he will have done more than any president since Lincoln. I want him to stay in office as we all do. But if he can finally expose the cheating and get people to stand up to it, he will have done more for this nation than anyone in a century.

I know Trump would trade his political future for truth at a minutes notice. The problem is we are not going to get the truth so he should not do that.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:15 AM (Ls0fP)

775 Maybe all the bad publicity from the recall efforts could at least stop his presidential aspirations.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 02:14 AM (PwDhe)

No one wants a Cali president. Hell, the veep was shoe horned in because of Dem internecine battles. No one in the country asked for Kamala. I say not more than 30 percent of the electorate could tell you the name of the so called VP elect. They sure as hell could not tell you anything else about her other than she got tossed early in the Dem primary.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:17 AM (Ls0fP)

776 damn this place seems quiet tonight. I know it is the quiet hour when the night group switches to the morning group. But tonight it seems particularly quiet.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:19 AM (Ls0fP)

777 I would love to see a day when CA sends so many of its residents afield that the normal take over. Oh would that not be sweet?
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 01:54 AM (Ls0fP)

The normals are leaving. The weirdos are staying.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 02:19 AM (YkawN)

778 hands of to the early morning crew. Good day MLII, Skip and Salty Dog! I am outta here. )

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:20 AM (Ls0fP)

779 Quint at seven six seven.

Please don't send the california liberal rejects out into the hinterland. That's what rafts and a westward push are for. The other lower forty seven don't deserve that plague of locusts from the golden state thank you very much.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 02:21 AM (QzJWU)

780 @635 some rat in the swamp, 12:27am: Just before going over, we got something called a gammaglobulin shot that sounds like what your in law is talking about. The cannister holding the stuff was about the size of a Red Bull can. Got maybe six other shots as well, one after another.

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at January 05, 2021 02:23 AM (rZNwY)

781 Stock tip, buy home builders based in red states.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 05, 2021 02:24 AM (YkawN)

782 Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2021 02:21 AM (QzJWU)
There is no good answer. We thought maybe if they spread out it would be a net gain. But the one thing these blue places have proven is they have a limitless supply of dummies.
I wish Texas has never said to people to come there. I wish the same for GA. It seems to me they come for lower taxes and keep their warped values.
I saw VA go from one of the most pro 2A and freedom states to a Lefty hole in five years. It is really shocking when you look at it. Look at what the Dems said back then, they would never be elected in that party today.
CA is a of a different sort. I had some experience with the state well back in the previous century. Even then, while under nominal Repub control, it was statist, had bad public schools, and anti 2A. Not a shot, just the truth.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:30 AM (Ls0fP)

783 779 The other lower forty seven don't deserve that plague of locusts

Speaking of locusts there was talk in the content of Unions descending on Google, now there is a deserving destination for that swarm!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 02:30 AM (rt0xh)

784 700s are better than average
Thinking of just getting up and going to work

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:36 AM (Cxk7w)

785 Biden is a joke, even to normal Democrats. Obama used to make fun of him all the time. Should I pull up the links? The guy is a gas bag nothing from a nothing state. Deleware is a punchline and nothing else.

Biden won because he was told he was unable to run a real campaign and he didn't need to run a real campaign. The professional Left was doing a heat check. They will realize their heat is poor.

And even if that fool gets it, he will be exposed. Too bad the American public is so dumb they have to have their follies beat over their head over and over.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:38 AM (Ls0fP)

786 Read that John Hinderaker link story at Legal Insurrection, I would contend that guy is not a Christian but a card carrying Leftist theologian.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:39 AM (Cxk7w)

787 00s are better than average

Thinking of just getting up and going to work

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:36 AM (Cxk7w)

it has mostly been me, or it seems that way lol. Regardless, these trolls have no clue what is coming. At best we will go full resist like they did. Repubs have a lot of work to do to make that process fair again. I hope they are for it.

and those saying we should abandon Repubs are trolls in my opinion. New party fine, but not a day or two before an election. Anyone who buys that crap is asking to have their rights taken away.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:42 AM (Ls0fP)

788 Morning Skip!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 02:42 AM (rt0xh)

789 yes, Rinos suck. But Dem statist fascists suck more Anyone this late in the game that wants Repubs in GA to lose has lost the point imo.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:43 AM (Ls0fP)

790 Suck shit

Posted by: Wednesday bitches at January 05, 2021 02:34 AM (n2ZVR)

get stuffed!

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:44 AM (Ls0fP)

791 My Sundowner the Usurper time line is he gets installed, by end of June will be the hero for saving humanity to the Democrats Propaganda ministry as Covid-19 related deaths are dropping off as summer, herd immunity and vaccine all take effect. He will step down at that on his own basking in the glory of a presidency well earned.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:45 AM (Cxk7w)

792 My opinion as well Quint. As soon as I leave work I'm going to vote for the less than ideal Senate candidates. They aren't Commies though so they will do for now. I'm gonna make the Dems work for it if they wanna try and steal it again.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 02:46 AM (rt0xh)

793 Sadly with the numbers in the country if you abandon any connection with the squishy Republicans we will get outnumbered.
I see too many Hate has a home here for all but Leftists signs in my county.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:48 AM (Cxk7w)

794 Interesting news from my state, hopefully true:
https://tinyurl.com/y36fcb9c

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 02:53 AM (rt0xh)

795 Lots of Repubs are shitweasels, but you don't kick them out just about the time you go into battle.

It took us decades to get into this mess, and it is going to take many years to get out of it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 02:55 AM (sy5kK)

796 CA is a of a different sort. I had some experience
with the state well back in the previous century. Even then, while under
nominal Repub control, it was statist, had bad public schools, and anti
2A. Not a shot, just the truth.

Posted by: Quint

If the "not a shot" was directed at me, dude, I'm *not* here for the governance. Frankly, I thought "not a shot" was some kind of pun related to the prior "anti 2A".

Whybanned, depending on your definition, I may be a weirdo.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 02:56 AM (KAi1n)

797
Sadly with the numbers in the country if you abandon any connection with the squishy Republicans we will get outnumbered.

I see too many Hate has a home here for all but Leftists signs in my county.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:48 AM (Cxk7w)

Hate has no home here = we hate you even though we know nothing about you. The professional Left is expert at on thing, using words to innoculate themselves. Conservatives should learn something from it, but without the media, Hollyweird, and schools, it is probably a lost cause.

I can't get passed to problem with schools. How do grown people allow their kids to be indoctrinated in this way. It is malignant neglect imo. Sure excuses but what a load of crap.

I know so called conservatives who send their kids to lefty schools. IMO, that is the first job you have being run from.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 02:56 AM (Ls0fP)

798 I have written off CA. My SIL lives there. She is certifiably the most idiotic and un-self aware person I have ever met. She is so convinced that she is right that she virtue signals at all times and in all places. She posts to Facebook and all her sycophants affirm her in her wonderfulness. She tells me she reads everything so she is an expert in, well, everything. Except she is utterly clueless and everlovingly stupid.

She fits right in in CA. One of the beautiful people, doncha know.

And we are knuckle-dragging neanderthals. We actually own and shoot *gasp* guns. She about fainted when I told her that I know how to gut and cut a moose for the freezer. She got a little weak kneed when I filmed and posted a video of cleaning salmon with an ulu.

Californians of that caliber are hopeless and helpless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2021 02:56 AM (qQnCr)

799 795 Lots of Repubs are shitweasels, but you don't kick them out just about the time you go into battle.

It took us decades to get into this mess, and it is going to take many years to get out of it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 02:55 AM (sy5kK)

ANY politician is a form of weasel, by definition.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2021 02:58 AM (qQnCr)

800

Biden's presidency which will be confirmed by Congress on Wednesday will basically be Obama's 3rd term

How much does that burn you Trumptards up.

Lol

Such shit losers.

Posted by: Wednesday bitches at January 05, 2021 03:00 AM (DKpm5)

801 If the "not a shot" was directed at me, dude, I'm
*not* here for the governance. Frankly, I thought "not a shot" was some
kind of pun related to the prior "anti 2A".

Whybanned, depending on your definition, I may be a weirdo.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 05, 2021 02:56 AM (KAi1n)

it was not directed at you SFGoth. I know we had our dust ups about marijuana, but that was not directed at you. I appreciate your commentary here. I am still on the fence re marijuana legalization. I believe in freedom and wish it was legal and not run by the gov. I think people are wrong for ignoring the negatives such as drugged driving and also pot stank in common areas such as apartments.

But in no way was my comment about you. i don't think i have all the answers by a long shot. i appreciate your commentary and if I have an issue with you, I will say it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:01 AM (Ls0fP)

802 What is a shit loser? I'm thinking maybe that's what the anti-Trump folks were four years ago or so. They've certainly decided to behave like shits. Apparently they are still at it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2021 03:03 AM (qQnCr)

803 She got a little weak kneed when I filmed and posted a video of cleaning salmon with an ulu.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2021 02:56 AM (qQnCr)
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Got an Ulu when I visited the Kenai Peninsula in June about 6 years ago. It is a native cutting tool, and holy crap Batman, are those things sharp!
I have never been afraid of carrying and shooting a gun, but damn, I was very, very careful when I pulled it out. If you look at it wrong, you could lose a finger.
I would guess that if you had an ulu in each hand and a bunch of antifa attacked, they would all be dead or bleed out in a matter of seconds.
Much more dangerous than any knife in the kitchen, by far.
I saw someone once who knew how to use it, it was amazing how quick they cut. Made a Benihana chef look like a piker.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 03:06 AM (sy5kK)

804 Posted by: Wednesday bitches at January 05, 2021 03:00 AM (DKpm5)

you didn't even know who Biden was ten years ago. He has been in office almost 50 years but you didn't know who he was ten years ago just like all the rest.

The guy is an national joke and if the stakes were not so high, even people on the right would be laughing and grabbing their popcorn. The guy is an empty suit. He makes Obama seem substantial.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:10 AM (Ls0fP)

805
Biden has a lifetime record of lying about his credentials, lying about his political positions, and now we have learned with the gigantic amount of proof, that he sold out his VP office to our most dangerous enemy for cash to his family and himself.

And his entire family are perverts.

Reading that, I can see why many Democrats feel comfortable with him. They like who they relate to.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 03:14 AM (sy5kK)

806 I hate this browser I use as it will only paste the last thing I copied. The other browser can go to clipboard and select any.
Was a good theory on how they stole the with vote fraud but can't post it.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:16 AM (Cxk7w)

807 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 03:06 AM (sy5kK)
check out Ghurkas and their Kukri. Or check out some Phillipines natives and their bolo. I think the latter were often made from car parts. They gave them to certain individuals in the military undergoing combat training. I have one and unlike so many who suck off the valor of others, I got it from family.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:19 AM (Ls0fP)

808 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:24 AM (ehh1r)

809 I hate this browser I use as it will only paste the last thing I copied. The other browser can go to clipboard and select any.

Was a good theory on how they stole the with vote fraud but can't post it.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:16 AM (Cxk7w)

I know crapola about the 'net. Sure I have been using it since early, early 90s and i actually saw a guy chatting online in the early 80s. But i am not net savvy the way people use the term today. i don't know Whatsapp from What's Happening?
i have mozilla and have never been barreled. That is going on three years with little deference to internet modalities. I personally have no issues with the changes. If all else fails, cut as much as you can from the post and carry on.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:24 AM (Ls0fP)

810 Morning MLII

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:25 AM (Ls0fP)

811 CCW on Capitol Hill
https://tinyurl.com/yxpy9yww

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:26 AM (rt0xh)

812 Morning MLII!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:27 AM (rt0xh)

813 Stayed up way too late watching thd Trump rally

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:31 AM (ehh1r)

814

Cry Moar Quint.

Lol.

Posted by: MAGA Tearfest at January 05, 2021 03:31 AM (62zNn)

815 Biden has a lifetime record of lying about his
credentials, lying about his political positions, and now we have
learned with the gigantic amount of proof, that he sold out his VP
office to our most dangerous enemy for cash to his family and himself.

And his entire family are perverts.

Reading that, I can see why many Democrats feel comfortable with him. They like who they relate to.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 05, 2021 03:14 AM (sy5kK)

The Cliff Clavin of the senate.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 05, 2021 03:32 AM (9Om/r)

816 So how long before we know the results of the GA runoff?

Interesting article at 794 Pikov

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:36 AM (ehh1r)

817 Depends on when the power goes out or the water main breaks I imagine...lol

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:38 AM (rt0xh)

818 polls close at 7pm

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:38 AM (rt0xh)

819 Our journey to DC begins in about an hour. Lesson learned: Don't let the 35 year old book your hotel.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:39 AM (DB16e)

820 dropping back in to say "hasta, y'all!"

#ScoutsOut!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 05, 2021 03:40 AM (AYGou)

821 yes, hopefully it pans out. I wonder if this has anything to do with the Data Integrity Group mentioned here:
https://tinyurl.com/y2wdbhbe

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:40 AM (rt0xh)

822 hey at least i am speaking to you. But really there is little to gain here. You go your own way, as we all do. But I always thought a troll was supposed to sew discord and discontent in his AO. I know I many moons ago would get bored and troll a tiny bit at Daily Kos. I got so many up rates for sanity that i could spend them bashing theLeft. HEll I wrote diaries that got a lot of up votes. "One was about how Soros was spending billions investing in fossil fuels.

Actually that was the only one. It got way more likes than dislikes. And the point was you can easily trick a lefty arse because they are that stupid. But also, I treated people fairly there and NEVER denied I was a conservative. I can see how that would seem impossible these days, but that was a long, long time ago. In fact my first contact with ACE was when I told him the Kos kidz were making fun of 9/11.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:40 AM (Ls0fP)

823 I was never a real troll as I was always honest. The site had some
people that would act normal if you did not discuss politics. I was
there because there was nothing else at them time and it was fun to chat
with some people while also tear down their views. Again, that was ages
ago like twenty years. And it was only for a short time. But I was
better than you.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:40 AM (Ls0fP)

824 The 2 Republicans will be ahead by midnight but as the days go on and votes pour in from ~~street corner vote boxes~~ trunks of cars their vote lead will shrink until they lose.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:41 AM (Cxk7w)

825 Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:39 AM (DB16e)

Bon vent! Wish I could be there with you patriots!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:41 AM (rt0xh)

826 Our journey to DC begins in about an hour. Lesson learned: Don't let the 35 year old book your hotel.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:39 AM (DB16e)

depends on the 35 year old. Just wondering. I see some groups want tickets. Do you need tickets to show up? I am not a hundred percent sure what we are arguing against other than the stolen election. I know when Trump won, they Left went Ape Shit and they had the Women's March.

Where are people supposed to post on Jan 6?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:43 AM (Ls0fP)

827 >> Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:39 AM (DB16e)

Bon vent! Wish I could be there with you patriots!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:41 AM (rt0xh)

Ditto. A co-worker of mine is going

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:43 AM (ehh1r)

828 824 I seen this movie a few times now

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:43 AM (Cxk7w)

829 818 polls close at 7pm

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:38 AM (rt0xh)

Don't worry. We won't be counting a lot of your Republican vote anyway.

Lmfao

Posted by: Dominion voting technician at January 05, 2021 03:44 AM (62zNn)

830 Yeah Skip, thinking that'll be the case in most elections now

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:46 AM (ehh1r)

831 Where are people supposed to post on Jan 6?
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:43 AM

We are about 10 blocks from the Ellipse. Not sure if there is an exact location other than that. I saw RSB showed the staging going up for Trump.

The Hotel was featured here by Ace or one of the Cobs a few months ago. LOL. I'd rather not post the name.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:46 AM (DB16e)

832 dominion Energy has got to to be the hardest hit. Dominion Energy is the power company for VA and i think NC. They have been really cool during covid. So far, they have not cut anyone off even if they can pay. i bet they are royally pissed at Dominion whoever they are.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:47 AM (Ls0fP)

833 The Hotel was featured here by Ace or one of the Cobs a few months ago. LOL. I'd rather not post the name.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:46 AM (DB16e)

---

Smart man.

OPSEC.

Posted by: SMH at January 05, 2021 03:50 AM (RU4sa)

834 Don't worry. We won't be counting a lot of your Republican vote anyway.

Lmfao
Posted by: Dominion voting technician at January 05, 2021 03:44 AM (62zNn)

No? I have the pass codes to manipulate data in real time!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 03:50 AM (rt0xh)

835 Where are people supposed to post on Jan 6?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:43 AM

We are about 10 blocks from the Ellipse. Not sure if there is an
exact location other than that. I saw RSB showed the staging going up
for Trump.

The Hotel was featured here by Ace or one of the Cobs a few months ago. LOL. I'd rather not post the name.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:46 AM (DB16e)

I know certain hotels are closing because Deplorables. It would be cool if there was an exact spot for Hordians to meet up. The Women's Vietnam Memorial for example. Not trying to outkick the coverage but just an idea. iu was not thinking of going but now, i am t hinking about it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 03:50 AM (Ls0fP)

836 I am really thinking the establishment, both R's and D's are dreadfully fear of the Dominion vote scam. They don't want to get into the fraud because if it leads to the Dominion company it will open a can of worms never seen before.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:51 AM (Cxk7w)

837 That can of worms has been opened. No going back now

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 03:54 AM (ehh1r)

838 It would be awesome to go

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:56 AM (Cxk7w)

839 On vote fraud yes, but so far everyone treats Dominion fraud as a kooky conspiracy theories

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:57 AM (Cxk7w)

840 thought meeting by the William Tecumseh Sherman monument might be nice. Its close to the Ellipse. Im open for whatever! I feel like a kid this morning! Optimistic!

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:58 AM (DB16e)

841 791 My Sundowner the Usurper time line is he gets installed, by end of June will be the hero for saving humanity to the Democrats Propaganda ministry as Covid-19 related deaths are dropping off as summer, herd immunity and vaccine all take effect. He will step down at that on his own basking in the glory of a presidency well earned.
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 02:45 AM (Cxk7w)

I'm betting first of February.

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 03:58 AM (PwDhe)

842 I'm betting first of February.
Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 03:58 AM (PwDhe)

Hopefully he'll be extradited to the Ukraine by then!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 04:00 AM (rt0xh)

843 I think, maybe too hopefully, that the dominion machine stuff will continue to be investigated. Truth will come out but not in time for Trump

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:00 AM (ehh1r)

844 Keep us posted Tree of Liberty Landscaping!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:01 AM (ehh1r)

845 Keep us posted Tree of Liberty Landscaping!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:01 AM (ehh1r)

what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:03 AM (Ls0fP)

846 I don't think we're going to "lose" this. Pray harder! And if it is stolen: Deus vult. Act in righteousness as our Founders did.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:04 AM (DB16e)

847 My prediction: End of February.

Posted by: JAS, former commenter at January 05, 2021 04:04 AM (2BZBZ)

848
thought meeting by the William Tecumseh Sherman monument might be nice.
Its close to the Ellipse. Im open for whatever! I feel like a kid this
morning! Optimistic!

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:58 AM (DB16e)

what time?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:04 AM (Ls0fP)

849 Quint-- are you going?

I must've missed that...

*scrolling up

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:05 AM (ehh1r)

850 what time?
Posted by: Quint

We are heading that way early. 7am or so. I have sent family and friends a 8-9am roll call. Ill be wearing a black Gadsden III% shirt

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:07 AM (DB16e)

851 Quint-- are you going?

I must've missed that...

*scrolling up

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:05 AM (ehh1r)

I was joking with my friend, you. I am thinking of going though I hadn't thought of that in the least until now. If Tree wants to meet up at the Sherman monument, i am up for that. I need a time and i hope others show up. if we make it a certain date, I guess I am all in. i am drunk right now so if you are going to close the deal, do it now lol.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:08 AM (Ls0fP)

852
The Hotel was featured here by Ace or one of the Cobs a few months ago. LOL. I'd rather not post the name.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 03:46 AM (DB16e)

Hotel Zena in DC.

If anyone wants to turn up at the last minute

Posted by: DC rally at January 05, 2021 04:08 AM (NtAAZ)

853 I only want to protest, show the flag if you will. I want not trouble because i know that leads to nothing But if Hordians want to meet up, I an seriously thinking about it. What i mean is if you want to meet at a certain place, i will do it. I never thought about this, it is not my way. But there are times you have to stand up. I know the Left has been doing this forever, and they have made some ground.

it would be cool to meet some hordians.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:11 AM (Ls0fP)

854 My ride is almost here! Hope to see some of you there and those that cannot make it please keep praying!

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:12 AM (DB16e)

855 If anyone wants to turn up at the last minute
Posted by: DC rally

Thanks! For some reason I didn't want to post the name for the trolls sake. Douche.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:13 AM (DB16e)

856 If I was closer and had less obligations or could wrangle a way out of them, I'd be there.

Being around so many like-minded folks would be refreshing.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:14 AM (ehh1r)

857 what time?

Posted by: Quint

We are heading that way early. 7am or so. I have sent family and
friends a 8-9am roll call. Ill be wearing a black Gadsden III% shirt

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:07 AM (DB16e)

do your thing man. But if you want to meet at a specific time, let's do it. It would be cool if others from here met up at the same time. I have never met anyone here in so called meat space. Mlii would be my first pick because we could talk about many things. But this is new to me, i never do this lol. If you want to meet up, you have to give me a time.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:14 AM (Ls0fP)

858 Will do, Tree of Liberty! Enjoy and be safe.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:15 AM (ehh1r)

859 I would be happier if you all could meet up, safety in numbers.
Have a great day all

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 04:17 AM (Cxk7w)

860 If anyone wants to turn up at the last minute

Posted by: DC rally

Thanks! For some reason I didn't want to post the name for the trolls sake. Douche.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:13 AM (DB16e)

they are frauds. They are not going to show up. i am seriously thinking about this and this was not even an idea a day ago. i bet a hordian an sniff each other out easily. Not going to even offer the claim of violence, but some troll coming there to me seems very unlikely. At most they will shot us their Iphone, like they had a part in it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:17 AM (Ls0fP)

861 >>.... Mlii would be my first pick because we could talk about many things.
...

Quint if you are ever WI way let me know! I have a cousin in VA and a niece moving there sometime this year. If I'm ever able to get out that way I'd be honored to meet you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:18 AM (ehh1r)

862 Quint if you are ever WI way let me know! I have a
cousin in VA and a niece moving there sometime this year. If I'm ever
able to get out that way I'd be honored to meet you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:18 AM (ehh1r)

any time, and i mean that. you are one of my faves here and i am not too proud to say it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:20 AM (Ls0fP)

863 Sweet, Quint.!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:22 AM (ehh1r)

864 Looks like Skip beat me out the door.

I'd better head out too.

Make it a good day, all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:26 AM (ehh1r)

865 Sweet, Quint.!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2021 04:22 AM (ehh1r)

I would love to see Wisconsin. VA was the state of my life until they gave up the ghost five or so years ago. If I were in one of the special places in VA it would be different. But the Swamp is a hell hole. They ruined the place i grew up in. It was an idealic place in many ways, but those days are gone.

Anyway, you are welcome here though I hope to move very soon.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:26 AM (Ls0fP)

866 I am really thinking the establishment, both R's and D's are dreadfully fear of the Dominion vote scam. They don't want to get into the fraud because if it leads to the Dominion company it will open a can of worms never seen before.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2021 03:51 AM (Cxk7w)

Their fear is misplaced. They fear vote fraud being exposed when they should be fearing We the People for their effete and downright pusillanimous 'leadership'.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:27 AM (ldL4g)

867

Good morning all,

Have been praying for all of the patriots going to DC.
Also those who cannot make it there but headed to rallies at state capitols.
What we want to see may happen on the 6th and may not.
But one way or another, PDJT will be getting a second term.
Stay alert.
The DS will try to bring as much chaos as possible.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 04:29 AM (PTHEn)

868 tree if you want to meet up, tell me the time and place. it would be cool for other hordians to meet there and i seriously doubt any trolls will show up. Either way, as I always say, we go our own way. No pressure, if you don't want to do it, just don't respond. This is the first time I thought of doing this and I will probably just go to add to the numbers. If you are anyone has their own agenda, no worries there. It might be cool just to say high and exchange a nic.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:30 AM (Ls0fP)

869 I want not trouble because i know that leads to nothing

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:11 AM (Ls0fP)

You may not want Trouble but Trouble has already kicked in this Country's front door, looking to rob the place and hold the residents hostage.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:30 AM (ldL4g)

870

Has anyone else noticed that PDJT recently, instead of just having American flags behind him, has had an American flag and a president's flag?
On at least a couple of occasions.
I've been wondering about the number of national emergencies we are currently under.
Is he reminding them who is the current president?
Reminding them of the powers he can invoke while under a national emergency?
Panic in DC, indeed.
Go get em Mr President.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 04:39 AM (PTHEn)

871 ou may not want Trouble but Trouble has already
kicked in this Country's front door, looking to rob the place and hold
the residents hostage.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:30 AM (ldL4g)

it is true But people who go to assemblies looking for trouble are not my kind of people. I agree, some want to ignore the reality and and live their way as long as possible. But there is a difference between supporting your side and acting as a ruffian. Sure, if someone takes down Antifa that is fine as long as it is legal. But if people go to a rally with the desire to beat some heads, I have some issues with them. They might be right in the end, there may be no other way. But if you go to a rally in order to physically hurt people, I really don't know you.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:42 AM (Ls0fP)

872 A politician dream is to be able to manipulate votes.
Maybe that is why so many of them are just fine with it.

Posted by: Case at January 05, 2021 04:45 AM (JwRbw)

873 My ride is almost here! Hope to see some of you there and those that cannot make it please keep praying!
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:12

Awesome. My best to all that are going to DC to stand up for the Republic. Rock on you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 04:46 AM (55Qr6)

874 More than 128,000 people across the United States are currently hospitalized with covid-19 on Monday.

-

(128,000 / 320,000,000) * 100

0.04% of the US population are hospitalized with the COVIDs. Not from. With.

Four one hundredths of one percent.

4/100ths of 1% of the population.

WEAR YOUR MASK!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 05, 2021 04:46 AM (9nwlC)

875 Reminding them of the powers he can invoke while under a national emergency?
Panic in DC, indeed.
Go get em Mr President.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 04:39 AM (PTHEn)

I'm all for Trump invoking The Insurrection Act. The in-our-faces vote fraud is nothing less than a coup. If a coup cannot be defined as an insurrection, then nothing is an insurrection.

Since the media has pooh-pooh the 2020 vote fraud, calling it 'debunked' at best, let Trump invoke the Act, arrest the plotters, including Biden/Harris (as they are the happy recipients of the vote fraud), and let Trump go on national tv to lay it all out, taking hours if necessary. Since the media has had a blackout on reports of vote fraud, the exposition by Trump will be news to far too many.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:48 AM (ldL4g)

876 I know many who spilled their blood to defend their country. The people I know hate war and fighting. Some want to get into a fight because they like it. I know guys that love a bar fight but would be scared as shit to get in a helicopter. The Human race is weird, but also consistent. Most "fighthers" I have known are afraid of many other things, those that don't fight, don't fear.

Anyway, I gave the option of the Women's Vietnam Memorial and the Sherman Memorial. If no one wants to meet up, no worries there. To be honsest, I don't know Tree but was willing to meet up. If any other Horde types want to meet someone in real life, let me know. I plan on going now but it would be cool to at leas meet up with one of our kind for a haloo.,

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:50 AM (Ls0fP)

877 But if you go to a rally in order to physically hurt people, I really don't know you.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:42 AM (Ls0fP)

The militia who rallied at Lexington and Concord just rolled their dead eyes.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:52 AM (ldL4g)

878 Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:50

Be well and be safe Quint. Thanks for going when many of us can't.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 04:52 AM (55Qr6)

879

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them that despitefully use you, and persecute you;
That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven:"

Something Some Guy said on some mount.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 04:55 AM (PTHEn)

880 Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 04:52 AM (ldL4g)

i don't think we are that far gone. you don't think I know about that? We bitch all the time that the left has no clue of history, That they have no idea about what came before and what is reality now. Sure, there will be a time we need to fight. But i think a lot of people get wound up not knowing what they are talking about.

if you are so sure, they level your rifle and fire on your neighbor.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:56 AM (Ls0fP)

881 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Four one hundreths of one percent of the population is in the hospital with COVIDs at January 05, 2021 04:57 AM (9nwlC)

882 -Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 04:55 AM (PTHEn)

The Bible is not a suicide pact.

"I did not come to bring peace to the earth; I did not come to bring peace but a sword" (Matt. 10:34).

We can play Bible-Quotes all night or we can see the enemy for what it is and be prepared.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:00 AM (Ckg4U)

883 I have been doing this my entire life. This is an important moment. But if anyone thinks the key is battle and not a million men, they are all wrong. The key is a million to prove we are not going away. Some flop house goon is not going to change the country,.

i still plan on going on Jan 6 and i can take care of myself. The irony is Americans are required to disarm to enter DC. It i weird really, you are going to a much less safe area but still plan to disarm.

Unless something comes up very soon, my offer to meet up is rescinded

I expected something different for some reason.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:02 AM (Ls0fP)

884 Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:50

Be well and be safe Quint. Thanks for going when many of us can't.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 04:52 AM (55Qr6)

any time my man. i was on the fence but I will go for you and MLII. I know everyone wants to go but they can not do it. I will report back and hope it goes well.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:04 AM (Ls0fP)

885

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:00 AM (Ckg4U)

been a long time Slap.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:06 AM (Ls0fP)

886

Hello Slap,
Playing Bible quotes?
Ah my friend, I would have hoped the you knew me better.
Quint's comment at 880 is a good addendum to mine.
More...

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:07 AM (PTHEn)

887 Howdy, folks. My apologies for butting-in. You were talking about the gathering and I disregarded the context.

I'd much rather be where I am needed, at home. I can only pray for the people attending the rally, as the fringes will be tempted after sundown.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)

888 i don't think we are that far gone.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 04:56 AM (Ls0fP)

Yes, we are. The past four years have proven that. There was no peaceful transition of power to Trump. None. Shit, the outgoing president and his Federal bureaucratic lackeys plotted to continue to spy on him! From the day after the election, the Democrats were calling for his impeachment. Four years of nothing but illegal Democrat obstructionism, as opposed to legal obstructionism, including that years-long whole Special Counsel Russian Collusion bullshit.

Yes, we are that far gone. If Biden is inaugurated, the Republic is dead as the legitimacy of the vote is dead. Without fair and honest elections, there can be no Republic, only a Democrat-run oligarchy. And that's not being overly melodramatic but merely stating a disgusting Truth.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 05:12 AM (ldL4g)

889 I should know better than to Virtue-Signal my resolve.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:14 AM (Ckg4U)

890

Do you think the founders wanted war?
For how long and how many times did they try to go through other channels?
War and killing were a last resort.
Do not be too eager to take the life of another.
Rather pray that God drop the scales from their eyes so they may come to know Him.
His Word can accomplish this.
Who and what was Paul before God knocked him off a donkey.

Lexington and Concorde was a last resort.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:16 AM (PTHEn)

891 Without fair and honest elections, there can be no Republic, only a Democrat-run oligarchy. And that's not being overly melodramatic but merely stating a disgusting Truth.
Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 05:12 AM (ldL4g)

People often do not want to hear the truth. The truth upsets a comfortable life. A comfortable life that needs to be hung on to as long as possible.

Do what you will.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 05, 2021 05:17 AM (uxUoN)

892 God knows I am no Patrick Henry.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:20 AM (Ckg4U)

893

Slap, don't take my words as harsh.
I love you man.
Sure we will see some issues from a different angle but you're one of the ones around here I've always felt a connection with.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:20 AM (PTHEn)

894 osted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 05:12 AM (ldL4g)

I hear what you are saying. You might be to the right of me but it is not based on values, it is based on the issues at hand. I have been pretty consistent here over many years here and I doubt many would equate me with the Le

There is a time and place. And when Ruffians choose to fight because they have nothing else going on, that is not the way to change an election outcome. I would trade a 100 bar fighters for a 100,000 more people at this rally. I am not knew to this. Hell, I saw the "Women's March" right after Trump got elected and they had no point at all.

I would take a division of normals for every Ruffian who thinks he is going to make a difference. A lifetime of politics and history here. If you think "tough guys" will take over DC then fine. I prefer millions showed up regardless of the reason not to do so.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:22 AM (Ls0fP)

895 i thought for sure someone would want to meet up.l I guess. not. i am thinking the Sherman memorial at 10 am. But if no one is in, I will scratch it.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:24 AM (Ls0fP)

896 I don't take your words as harsh in the slightest, Teej. I take them in the manner they were intended. Were it not for buffers like you folks, I might be a whirling dervish of blades-over-brain.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:24 AM (Ckg4U)

897 A politician dream is to be able to manipulate votes.
Maybe that is why so many of them are just fine with it.
Posted by: Case at January 05, 2021 04:45 AM (JwRbw)

Wonder in Jovan Pulitzer is going to hack the machines real-time today. It would be a sight for him to produce "real" logs for the Dominion machines. Hope he didn't play his cards too early.

Posted by: golfman at January 05, 2021 05:24 AM (hOMhY)

898

And I am no Paul, Slap.
I'll be the guy sweeping the sidewalks that grammie and others wave to as they walk down streets of gold.
I don't even deserve that honor.
So many years wasted.
So many years being angry with God.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:27 AM (PTHEn)

899 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 05:27 AM (Zz0t1)

900 The joys of working for a global company and having a 4:30 AM conference call.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 05:28 AM (Zz0t1)

901 Wonder in Jovan Pulitzer is going to hack the machines real-time today. It would be a sight for him to produce "real" logs for the Dominion machines. Hope he didn't play his cards too early.
Posted by: golfman at January 05, 2021 05:24 AM (hOMhY)

I still can't fathom where the real time hack of the Dominion systems actively taking part in the Georgia run-off election had NO EFFECT on the proceedings whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 05:30 AM (Zz0t1)

902 @894 Quint-Ruffians at the march are needed not to take over DC but to protect the people there from the left that will kill you if they got the opportunity or beat you within an inch of your life.
Not having a shitload of "ruffians" there is suicidal and inhumane towards the normals. Your not thinking this through completely I'm afraid.

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2021 05:31 AM (0jZnq)

903 I am out. the time was to meet up quickly. 'People talk about opsec but really. Anyway. if any Hordians mention a meet up spot before Jan6,I hope i see it. But as far as the places i offered, those are cancelled.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:32 AM (Ls0fP)

904 Maybe I learned the wrong lesson from protesting (it wouldn't be the first time) but I remember the peaceful million plus march against 404Care, the march where Obama skipped town to hold a rally in, I think, Ohio. That protest really worked out as they listened to We the People so well. Oh wait . . . . From the BLM riots --er mostly peaceful protests, I learned violence works. That is the only thing our shitty excuse for an elite political class understand. I didn't make that rule, nor do I like it, but thems the rulez now. Then they doubled down with the incredibly egregious vote fraud, stealing a presidential election, laughing in our faces the whole time. (Why do you think Biden didn't campaign?)

I didn't ask for it but this is where we are now. So be it.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 05:38 AM (ldL4g)

905 ...and yes. "Ruffians" at the rally should only be there to keep the wolves at bay. Those looking for fights can reap what they sow.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:38 AM (Ckg4U)

906 Be well and be safe Quint. Thanks for going when many of us can't.
Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 0

Yes, ditto. To you and to all the great and lucky hordlings who are able to go

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 05, 2021 05:39 AM (Ed8Zd)

907

Be at peace Slap.
Know that God loves you. Gave His only begotten Son for you.
I'll be praying for you today.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:39 AM (PTHEn)

908 Thank you, Teej. *Prayers-Up*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 05, 2021 05:40 AM (Ckg4U)

909 Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2021 05:31 AM (0jZnq)

i admit is is complicated. There is not doubt there. But there is something particularly odd about people from most states, giving up their guns and knives to enter a more dangerous location. Trust me i am am not new to DC, There is a reason I only go into the city when forced because a family member needs medical treatment there. Other than that, the city is a wasteland and only a fool would go there and disarm.

I hear what you are saying. I still don't fully understand these times but I get the gist. I remember when when someone said Antifa was going to topple gravestones at Gettysburg. That was in 2017 I believe. A bunch of tough guys showed up and scared the living shit out of the Boys Scouts. In fact, the only injury was some tough guy who didn't know how to holster h his weapon, he shot himself.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:44 AM (Ls0fP)

910 Now to be clear. i am with people who want to defend
this country. I with normals, deplorables, whatever. But it is my
opinion there are some on both sides that just like to fight each
other as sport. There is no desire to win in the end, as wining means no
more fighting.

I respect those that fight antifa. But if you went to a city just to
fight, I wonder about that.I know guys wh o killed the shit out of
the enemy, but never wanted to get into a fight. I guess is a matter of
semantics and what you believe. I am willing to fight, but I am not
looking for it as a fun weekend out.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:44 AM (Ls0fP)

911
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 05:45 AM (ZwbPI)

912 Be well and be safe Quint. Thanks for going when many of us can't.

Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2021 0

Yes, ditto. To you and to all the great and lucky hordlings who are able to go

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 05, 2021 05:39 AM (Ed8Zd)

t.y. i will do my best/. It would be cool to meet up with other hordlings but that may not happen., i will go in your honor. I will go for the entire horde and see what happens. I seem nice right now but I am doing breathing exercizes lol.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:48 AM (Ls0fP)

913 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 05, 2021 05:49 AM (ju2Fy)

914 Good morning night crawlers

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2021 05:50 AM (EZebt)

915 Mornin' mornin.'

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 05:51 AM (Zz0t1)

916 854 My ride is almost here! Hope to see some of you there and those that cannot make it please keep praying!
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 05, 2021 04:12 AM (DB16e)

Great!

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 05:52 AM (PwDhe)

917

Quint, I'm sure some are reading the wrong thoughts into my comments.
48 years and change ago I raised my right hand and "I 'TeeJ', do solemnly swear..."
That is a lifetime oath.
I am just not eager to take another life.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:54 AM (PTHEn)

918

Time to go.
Fear not! **drops blanket**
Perfect love casteth out fear.
Love God and...
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:58 AM (PTHEn)

919 Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:48 AM (Ls0fP)

Expecting you to be on the Wall of Shame this week!

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 05:59 AM (PwDhe)

920 Good morning, 'Rons and 'Ettes. I was so tired last night that I couldn't sleep, so OF COURSE I was wide awake at 4 am and reading the post at 5. :/

I have to disagree with MisHum. Wheeler is a Dumb Shit, but with a political IQ above room temperature. A lot of people who were fine with lefties running wild will decide it's time for the Democratic administration to intervene. Skull-cracking by feds may not be okay, but it won't be "excessive force."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 05, 2021 06:01 AM (/+bwe)

921 Posted by: TeeJ at January 05, 2021 05:54 AM (PTHEn)

I am with you. 48 years ago was a long time. I took mine 21 years ago.

i realize there are times to fight because there is nothing else we can do. But i also realize there are some people for whatever reason like to fight. The funny thing is many of them will never fly in a helicopter. climb a mountain, or rappel down a building.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:02 AM (Ls0fP)

922 i remember in PA when so called militia guys scared
the Hell out of Boy Scouts*, and the only injury was some would be
warrior shooting himself because he could not holster his gun.

*that was in Gettysburg when there were all kinds of threats Antifa types would start toppling gravestones.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:03 AM (Ls0fP)

923 i don't have a problem with people showing up to defend something they care for. The issues is the millions of so called normals can not give a damn. If normals would show up for once, they could show how out of step the Marxist left is. But there are always reasons. Trump needs nothing more than a million to show up, but it will be me and at best a 100 thousand other guys.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:05 AM (Ls0fP)

924 Read the article on the NYC landlord for a preview of things nationwide if things go badly today and worse tomorrow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2021 06:07 AM (I58tH)

925
DC weather is 'sposed to be sunny & 43 for Wednesday

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 06:10 AM (6/VOp)

926 Make no mistake, I hate the idea of mass civil unrest/violence; it never ends well. But to alter an old saw, 'Some people seek violence while others have violence thrust upon them'. Another tidbit from History is it only takes one side to wage war, the other side can either fight back or surrender; there is no third choice.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 06:11 AM (ldL4g)

927 Posted by: Quint at January 04, 2021 11:14 PM (Ls0fP)

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 05:48 AM (Ls0fP)

Expecting you to be on the Wall of Shame this week!

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 05:59 AM (PwDhe)

I thought i would be but I started a VPN a few months ago. i thought for sure I would be on the wall after some really crazy benders. But i guess the vpn changed my hash. if they want us to give up vpns I am all in. I still am not sure what this does but was just trying it out.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:11 AM (Ls0fP)

928 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:13 AM (u82oZ)

929 good morning salty dog. Damn, it is after 6am. I guess I lost the night.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:14 AM (Ls0fP)

930 Make no mistake, I hate the idea of mass civil
unrest/violence; it never ends well. But to alter an old saw, 'Some
people seek violence while others have violence thrust upon them'.
Another tidbit from History is it only takes one side to wage war, the
other side can either fight back or surrender; there is no third choice.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 06:11 AM (ldL4g)

you might not be interested in war, but war might be interested in you.

I am going on Jan 6 so there is that. I don't particularly want to go but I said I would so there is no more to discuss. Fighting Antifa on the outskirts might matter in some ways. But what would really matter is if a few million showed up.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:18 AM (Ls0fP)

931 The Italians in WWII.
The WWII French in 1940.
The Argentines in the Falklands War.
The Ethiopians in 1936.
Poland in 1939.
The Iraq Army in 1991 and 2003.

These forces all fought harder and with more success than the GOPe. Just surrender already GOPe, you losers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2015 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

Seemed apropos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

932 "It's years of bullshit - racism, micro-aggressions," she told me in a matter-of-fact tone. "I have never had any eczema before. My doctor said it's erupted now because I've finally given myself permission to acknowledge the toxic stuff I've been putting up with during all these decades of my career."

Your doctor should have his license revoked and prosecuted for impersonating a doctor.

That's the most bullshit diagnosis I've ever heard.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 06:20 AM (Zz0t1)

933 "If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed;
if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival.

There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."

Winston S. Churchill

Gulp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

934 Singapore reveals Covid privacy data available to police

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-55541001

Posted by: m at January 05, 2021 06:22 AM (PwDhe)

935 Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 05:45 AM (ZwbPI)

Good morning Alton

Posted by: clutch at January 05, 2021 06:23 AM (9UmRs)

936 Have an effective day at the Rally, everyone. Outfox the forces of evil.

I had a great and memorable tine in the 9/12 March on Washington in 2009.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

937 Read the article on the NYC landlord for a preview of things nationwide if things go badly today and worse tomorrow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2021 06:07 AM (I58tH)

NYC has very draconian laws for landlords. It is practically impossible, even in good times, to evict a non-paying tenant. The anti-landlord mentality is more of the anti-business mentality of far too many in our local city government, as if they've ever run a business in their entire lives, or even worked in the private sector. Sucking on the government tit one's whole life tends skew one's perspective for the worst.

Posted by: RickZ at January 05, 2021 06:25 AM (ldL4g)

938 Quint

Well, if you have some stories, maybe you can share.

Head on a swivel, and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

939 I thought for sure Hordians would want to meet up somewhere in DC. I get opsec. Hell i have never been a meet up. But it was never about opsec, just timing. Anyway, I thought we me might see a few. But so far that is kaplunkt. if someone revives it tomorrow I hope I see it. "other than that, I am on my own lol, as the preacher from Blazing Saddles said. And to be honest, I am used to that.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:27 AM (Ls0fP)

940 Quint

I heard National Portrait Gallery for the meet up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

941 Quint

A large group is hard to meet up in. I went with two Virginia wingmen in 2009, and an entire contingent from my current town in Kansas went. They all are my friends now, but I never saw them in the crowd.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

942 Good Luck! Tonypete had a good prayer. I will pray for all of you, and our country.

Got chores starting early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

943 On my way to vote shortly for Georgia run-off. Don't know if it will do any good but hopefully enough Americans show up to overcome the fraud, moocher and dumbshit votes.

Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2021 06:35 AM (PTDkx)

944 Morning all

Today might determine the fate of America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2021 06:35 AM (vpzJv)

945 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

i forgot what i said lol. I know the Mattis plan, though that was a lot of theory as far as i know. I know guys to which it was not theory. i know guys who killed a of people and when i say a lot, I am not joking around. Anyone can say what they want about me, but they have never said I bull shitted,. The reason is I never have.

Mattis was a great officer, But I know a lot of guys, even family that
killed way more than him and had their own blood spilled. The worst
part is Mattis went political and then turned on hist superior. I would
rather respect Chesty, or many other top Marines I could mention that 99
percent of the country would have no clue about.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:35 AM (Ls0fP)

946 Mattis was a great officer, But I know a lot of guys, even family that
killed way more than him and had their own blood spilled. The worst
part is Mattis went political and then turned on hist superior. I would
rather respect Chesty, or many other top Marines I could mention that 99
percent of the country would have no clue about.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:35 AM (Ls0fP)

947
Quint

A large group is hard to meet up in. I went with two Virginia
wingmen in 2009, and an entire contingent from my current town in Kansas
went. They all are my friends now, but I never saw them in the crowd.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

if you ever want to see how you get on with a person, travel with them. it is all fit and start, in a large groups, it is almost impossible to even decide to get lunch.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:37 AM (Ls0fP)

948 943 On my way to vote shortly for Georgia run-off. Don't know if it will do any good but hopefully enough Americans show up to overcome the fraud, moocher and dumbshit votes.
Posted by: Ripley at January 05, 2021 06:35 AM (PTDkx)

Same here, I'm not going to make it easy for them to steal this one!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 05, 2021 06:37 AM (rt0xh)

949 I thought someone m ight want to meet me. Like the Momees, i just figurered someone would want to hook up with a horde member.

But i get it, i doubt many would say I was super open with my digits etc. I simply figured a bunch of people new to dc would want an assembly area. None of this is new to me, it is so many decades old i might lose my 29 status.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:40 AM (Ls0fP)

950
'mornin', clurch

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 06:52 AM (6/VOp)

951 941 Salty Dog. i have lost so much interest, it might be incacularble. The time to meat Quint is over. If you ever want to meat up Salty Dog, I am up for it. I will buy the first few beers!

Anyway. i offered the Women's Vietnam Memorial.Someone else offered the Sherman memorial but ran away when i mentioned a time to hook up. if there is another site and time i am up for it. But the thing about Quint, if they don't want me, not worries, it is one and done. It is asked once and never again. i get everyone is on their own detail. But there will be a time when people say remember when Quint wanted to hook up? Because that is rare. Not saying i am special but this might be the one and only time. if i am lying, may God strike me down.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 06:54 AM (Ls0fP)

952 BE careful in DC folks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 06:57 AM (5QBw6)

953 PIERS MORGAN: Shameful would-be mob boss Don Trumpone needs to be 'whacked' by decent Republicans

Fuck you Piers!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 07:00 AM (5QBw6)

954 Good morning! In before JJ's up?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2021 07:03 AM (bDqIh)

955 937
good, most landlords are assholes Sure they have to pay their rent, but NYC and landlords deserve what they get. I know landlords spend almost every day in court trying to evict tenants They don't give a damn about their tenants. They deserve what the get. do landlords vote Repubub? if not , F them.

I remember when Nick Faldo wanted Ben Hogan to watch his swing. Faldo hit ball after ball on the range hoping for one word of wisdom from Hogan, When an assistant pro brought it up, Hogan asked one thing, He asked "does he play our clubs?". When he was told he didn't , he said "fuck him".

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:03 AM (Ls0fP)

956
A large group is hard to meet up in. I went with two Virginia wingmen in 2009, and an entire contingent from my current town in Kansas went. They all are my friends now, but I never saw them in the crowd.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2021 06:32 AM

it's a little late in the day, but we should talk about the comms plan for Horde members going to DC

cellular service / cellular data gets bogged down when there's a large crowd in one area, so you may not be able to make calls, send e-mail, post here, etc.

txt / sms will usually get through

I'll be chained to my desk for work, so I can be a "base op" if necessary. e-mail in nick

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 07:04 AM (6/VOp)

957 953 And just think, if things go horribly wrong, if somebody says something like that about the distinguished elder statesman/Rapist, the Secret Service and half the alphabet agencies in the swamp will be tossing your home and be subjecting you to intense interrogation.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2021 07:06 AM (I58tH)

958 952.That is appreciated. I thought for sure someone would want to meet me. i was wrong about that and that is ok. I am used to doing my own thing and i will report back. .

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:06 AM (Ls0fP)

959 Quint - some daywalkers are meeting up at 11am, IIRC, think it was Emmie who posted the details on a thread yesterday or Sunday?
Maybe check the comments for her comment -- they will be carrying pirate flags

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2021 07:10 AM (bDqIh)

960 as far as i know, they dont want me there. Fine, i am done with it. It is not a cotillion. I told other horde members who want to be there and can't that i would stand in their place. Not asking for plaudits, but I i will be there and only for those who wont see it. It is no great accomplishment, it is just showing up at a place, But I bet i am doing it for others more than some who are making it about themselves.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:10 AM (Ls0fP)

961 PIERS MORGAN: Shameful would-be mob boss Don Trumpone needs to be 'whacked' by decent Republicans

Fuck you Piers!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 07:00 AM (5QBw6)

Decent Republicans, good one Piers. Btw I thought he liked DJT?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2021 07:10 AM (y7DUB)

962
Decent Republicans, good one Piers. Btw I thought he liked DJT?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2021 07:10 AM (y7DUB)

He was for it, before he was against it.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 07:11 AM (Zz0t1)

963 >>PIERS MORGAN: Shameful would-be mob boss Don Trumpone needs to be 'whacked' by decent Republicans

Fuck you Piers!

Weren't they friends from when Piers won on Trump's show?

Regardless, Piers should focus his energy on making his own country better and STFU about US politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2021 07:13 AM (bDqIh)

964 Got an email this morning from the Naval Base Kitsap MWR Library Program saying I need to change my password.

Never been there and most certainly never visited the Base library.

I suspect shenanigans.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 05, 2021 07:14 AM (JUOKG)

965 lying scrunt!!

So it turns out Kamala Harris lifted her "Fweedom" story from a 1965 Playboy interview with Martin Luther King, by Alex Haley.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 07:14 AM (5QBw6)

966 959, weird we cant' quote each other anymore that must me a new change. as it was not in effect even a few hours ago.

thanks for the mention as i did not know about it. i went off as the booze can do. But no one here even tried to meet up and that surprised me. i thought a bunch of us were going and they would be happy to meet fellow hordians.

if you have the deets let me know. That is tomorrow and i need to know where to show up lol

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:14 AM (Ls0fP)

967 961 Piers likes Piers. He's like most of the think they're important. Once their agent says name recognition is down, they'll tweet out or make a press statement they think is cute and/or woke.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2021 07:14 AM (I58tH)

968 Heels Up doesn't even plagiarize well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2021 07:15 AM (y7DUB)

969 30 seconds of Hubble Telescope images:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1340313690214678528

Makes one miss our former resident space nerd.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 07:16 AM (Zz0t1)

970 Did anyone stifle their gag reflexes enough to watch Tank Abrams on dicknose Colberts dogshit show?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2021 07:17 AM (y7DUB)

971 970
you do you, You suffered one for the team. There is no chance
i would watch those clowns. if you did it, you did a us a service.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:20 AM (Ls0fP)

972 Impeachment today
Impeachment tomorrow
Impeachment forever

House Dems To FBI: Investigate Trump For Solicitation Of Election Fraud In Raffensperger Call

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 07:21 AM (5QBw6)

973 970 Captain, I couldn't watch Colbert if it was just him, let alone that land bound manatee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2021 07:21 AM (I58tH)

974 Of all the unfunny lame pieces of shit popular culture's Top Men inflict on the public, Colbert might be the worst. Like a slightly less female Ellen.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 05, 2021 07:22 AM (y7DUB)

975 NOOD.

JJ is up.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 05, 2021 07:23 AM (Zz0t1)

976 NYT CHINESE Propaganda

My latest on how the pandemic has upended many perceptions, including ideas about freedom. Chinese dont have freedom of speech, freedom of worship or freedom from fear, but they have the freedom to move around and lead a normal day-to-day life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2021 07:24 AM (5QBw6)

977 Just read on ZH that Proud Boys leader arrested for a Youtube video showing him burning an Antifa flag.

Apparently you can burn other people's American Flag all day and night long.

They pulled over a car, so that means that they were tracking him using ALPR. Apparently just in possession of hi cap magazines is considered a felony.

Its amazing how many resources they can put together to take political prisoners - but city after city is whining about how they can't do a thing about the hoodlums, thugs, murderers, car thieves, shop lifters and other hard core criminals and Bolshevicks.

We are so deep into fourth box time that even this window is now closing.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 05, 2021 07:24 AM (zJThL)

978 Quint:

Sharon (Willow's Apprentice) is organizing a meet up for tomorrow in DC. She's got an email in her nic to contact her for details.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2021 07:25 AM (sGotD)

979 My latest on how the pandemic has upended many perceptions, including ideas about freedom. Chinese dont have freedom of speech, freedom of worship or freedom from fear, but they have the freedom to move around and lead a normal day-to-day life.

Which is more than what is permitted in the former United States.

And so many people applaud this descent into tyranny.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 05, 2021 07:25 AM (BoVdg)

980 Quint -- see #495 from yesterday's Early Morning Report for the email, but here's the details:

495 Catman, a bunch of us are going with plans to meetup at the National Portrait Gallery on G and 8th at 11 am. We have pirate flags to hand out so we can keep track of each other. We are also planning on getting together for dinner. If you want to get on our email chain, email me. Email in nic.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2021 07:26 AM (bDqIh)

981 I don't get not being able to cut and paste That makes no sense. i seriously questioned regs that wondered about thread count etc. But if you lost Quint, something is way off. WHy can' we copy and post?
It is enough to realize most here don't give a god damn about you but when you cant copy and post, that is messed up.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:30 AM (Ls0fP)

982 980 thanks Lizzie I appreciate the info. I s uck at email so i might to that or not. But at least i know about it. THANKS FOR bringing it up.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:35 AM (Ls0fP)

983
I don't get not being able to cut and paste That makes no sense. i seriously questioned regs that wondered about thread count etc. But if you lost Quint, something is way off. WHy can' we copy and post?
It is enough to realize most here don't give a god damn about you but when you cant copy and post, that is messed up.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:30 AM

Quint, try using hogmartin's "quote unf*cker" as an intermediary step in your cut-n-paste:

stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2021 07:38 AM (6/VOp)

984 980, i am pretty much not a joiner. Even two days ago the chances of my posting were nil. But I appreciate your posting the info and trying to include fellow hordians. I will show up there. it is no mean feat but I will show up.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:39 AM (Ls0fP)

985 No problem, Quint - Have fun at the rally!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2021 07:42 AM (bDqIh)

986 alton jackson
I will look into it. i never had an issue until now and thought a lot of people were going off half cocked, I do know Hog Martin does not play around though.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:42 AM (Ls0fP)

987 985. thanks Lizzie, I appreciate your help

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2021 07:44 AM (Ls0fP)

988 Quint, There is a group getting together. I have contact info if you want it. Thank You for going.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2021 07:49 AM (0Sc56)

989 Misanthropic Humanitarian
----

Are you perchance of the Jeffrey Epstein demographic?

Posted by: Edgy Civnat at January 05, 2021 09:52 AM (MGuo4)

990 If you want to help out that landlord being evicted because of a deadbeat tenant: https://www.gofundme.com/f/t2gk9-please-help-my

Posted by: RichieC at January 05, 2021 03:30 PM (838ff)

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