Mid-Morning Art Thread

Leighton elopement.jpg

The Elopement
Edmund Blair Leighton

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:31 AM (arJlL)

3 I am the god of hellfire.....and I bring you.

One pissed off broad.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

4 What a beautiful dress!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

5 Well the message is straightforward at least.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 09:31 AM (s/xOm)

6 Gonna row them straight to Vegas.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM (nakwk)

7 Lovely.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM (6xk3i)

8 At first i thought the boat sprung a leak, but its a weed.

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM (arJlL)

9 Well the message is straightforward at least.
Posted by: Someguy


The little man in the boat exists?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM (r1DzX)

10 But darling! I have yet to see your sweater puppies!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 The detail in the iron gate is amazing.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (U2p+3)

12
Global warming flooded the street. Like that NBC reporter, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (s2VJv)

13 That's a nice little yawl.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (sjdRT)

14 Straight to the row thru wedding chapel

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (z3Wsk)

15 The boat isn't touching the water, and it's weirding me out.

No ripples on the surface or anything.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (t+qrx)

16 Gonna row them straight to Vegas.
Posted by: Insomniac



They're already at the Venetian Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (r1DzX)

17 The lady's little man in a canoe.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (l6b3d)

18 It almost looks like the boat is hovering....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Those oarlocks require excellent control or you'll be constantly popping them out.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (sjdRT)

20 15 The boat isn't touching the water, and it's weirding me out.

No ripples on the surface or anything.
Posted by: hogmartin

Whatever floats your boat!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (U2p+3)

21 The little man in the boat has only rented this for an hour. I hope she knows what she's doing.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (B2mhs)

22 Dude there is easier ways to get some pussy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (5QBw6)

23
Could be located on the Camden Canal in London?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (s2VJv)

24 What a beautiful dress!
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Yeah, and the guy can't WAIT to get it off her; so HE can put it on !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (arJlL)

25 "Oi, mate? 'oo is you callin' an oar?"

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (t+qrx)

26 The boat isn't touching the water, and it's weirding me out.

No ripples on the surface or anything.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (t+qrx)

It's the boat's paint job .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (2DOZq)

27 That's a pretty small bag for someone running off and not coming back.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (5XK0y)

28 Helena Bonham Carter Goes Boating.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 09:34 AM (bCLt0)

29 There could well be trust fund implications here ... don't do it, lady!

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (6mvRv)

30 "I'm sorry. Maybe the minnow down your dress was a bit over the line..."

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

31 Expand the picture. Look at the weeds in the water. If she gets in the boat, they will be sitting in mud.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (r1DzX)

32
The Paolo: Quick! In the boat before your husband knows you are gone.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (UnQ9z)

33 The lads will need comforting on a calm day like this!

Posted by: Capn Ned at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (5QBw6)

34 At first i thought the boat sprung a leak, but its a weed.
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:32 AM


Lovely art. Would hang.

First day back in the office after a week off. Shoot me now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 04, 2021 09:35 AM (ejd/p)

35 Just sit right back and youll hear the tale

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (5QBw6)

36 She's only taking her purse?
I'd need a bigger boat for all my stuff.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

37 Venice or Nawlins?

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (TwVNA)

38 I absolutely love everything about this painting. Wow.
Will most definitely have to look-up more of Leighton's work.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (4Yddh)

39 Could be located on the Camden Canal in London?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If its Camden, NJ, it better be a bulletproof boat !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (arJlL)

40 The burnt a lot of coal back then. I wonder if this painting is depicting that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (xfb67)

41 Those oarlocks require excellent control or you'll be constantly popping them out.
Posted by: Muad'dib



Those oarlocks are more like "suggestions".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (r1DzX)

42 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (6mvRv)

43 Water taxi . He used to be a rickshaw driver and before that pedaled a bicycle cab. He hopes to become a Central Park carriage operator one day.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:37 AM (2DOZq)

44 excellent brickwork

Posted by: batterup at January 04, 2021 09:37 AM (jM/P8)

45 The detail, however, is quite good.

Lifelike.

Other than the boat hovering over the water.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Really I said in the punt P U N T

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:37 AM (5QBw6)

47 She's only taking her purse?
I'd need a bigger boat for all my stuff.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

It' a fair point, but if he or she have already moved a pile of cash somewhere then there's no need to bring anything - the magic of money.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (4Yddh)

48 Obligatory: Little man in a boat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (xfb67)

49 Kinda 'Saturday Evening Post'-ish. But nice

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (oAY8z)

50 Should I stay or should I go?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (S/TVT)

51 The man in the boat is looking to meet the little man in the boat.

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (arJlL)

52 The boat isn't touching the water, and it's weirding me out.

No ripples on the surface or anything.
Posted by: hogmartin

It's the boat's paint job .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me


He got a great deal on cavorite, apparently.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (OUMaO)

53 Looks like she's having second thoughts! Don't look back!

Posted by: sinalco at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (yODqO)

54 She has played with him long enough and now the game is up.

She will have to give up the booty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (sVFtl)

55 The detail in the iron gate is amazing.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


The difference between artist and painter.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (r1DzX)

56 Oh, I like this. The link says 1893, but I'm guessing the period is somewhere in the 1780s or so.

Is the fellow in the boat her lover or a trusted servant ferrying her to the elopement spot? Is she sorry to leave, or saying to herself, "So long, stinktown!"

I wish I were the fellow in the boat. Or the girl. Or anyone but myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)

57 they need moar supplies. but I get it, hormones a-ragin' and all

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (oAY8z)

58 That's it? Those are all the jewels she could scrape together?

Posted by: puffy-shirted cad, eyeing the small size of his mark's purse at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (h5TKJ)

59 I can barely paint the trim in my house.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (25aKC)

60 She's leaving it all behind for this guy. Even her faithful dog which you can't see in the painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

61 Wait until he finds out she is holding the gate for his new mother in law too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (z3Wsk)

62 I like this kind of painting with the attention to detail and appropriate use of light. Leighton's works have a feel of the Pre-Raphaelites but with more mundane subject matter.

CBD, thanks for such a pleasant, well done painting to start off the week.

Posted by: JTB at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (7EjX1)

63 Interesting bodice on that gown. No accentuation of the boobage there at all.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (XxJt1)

64 Really I said in the punt P U N T
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:37 AM (5QBw6)


Perfect caption.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (y7DUB)

65 Trees, so art.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (LTs8q)

66 She's only taking her purse?
I'd need a bigger boat for all my stuff.
Posted by: redridinghood

"farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies......."

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (arJlL)

67 59 I can barely paint the trim in my house.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (25aKC)

It that a euphemism?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (5QBw6)

68 For somebody supposedly sneaking off with her demon lover, she doesn't seem to be too happy about it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (dfRN6)

69 Just get in the boat, midge.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (25aKC)

70 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.

He needs to see a barber. Girly-man has longer hair than she does.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 04, 2021 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

71 61 Wait until he finds out she is holding the gate for his new mother in law too
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (z3Wsk)

hahahahahaha; nice

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:41 AM (LTs8q)

72 The little details like how the boat doesn't displace any water are the tell. You have to keep an eye out for the things like that. Easy enough to overlook, but the Overseers don't see things the way we do. Dead giveaway that you're not in the old fashioned unengineered reality. The trick is how to find your way back without letting on that you know it's a fabrication.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 09:41 AM (t+qrx)

73 >.I can barely paint the trim in my house.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:39 AM (25aKC)

It that a euphemism?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 0


Right? Cuz I didn't know I needed to paint that.....

Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 04, 2021 09:41 AM (sjdRT)

74 It that a euphemism?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:40 AM (5QBw6)


Did you miss your morning wank?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:42 AM (25aKC)

75 Right? Cuz I didn't know I needed to paint that.....
Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 04, 2021 09:41 AM (sjdRT)

the money shot

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:42 AM (5QBw6)

76 Wait until he finds out she is holding the gate for his new mother in law too
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


She's holding the gate for her two Irish Wolfhounds. Boat's going to be full.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:42 AM (r1DzX)

77 There's a class dynamic here... rich girl running off with working man...

I suppose. I dunno. Whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (/EuRN)

78 Natalie Woods great aunt. Went the same way. Sad.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (Dz5W3)

79 I'm no art person by far, but the detail, and the differences in lighting are amazing.

And I now see why the Mid-Morning Art Thread is after The Morning Report.
To give us a chance to calm down at all the corruption and backstabbing that JJ reports on so accurately and completely.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (sy5kK)

80 42 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (6mvRv)

Or that your family doesn't like her.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (LTs8q)

81 Nice rack. Where's the dog?

Posted by: FIIGMO at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (2S93K)

82 Did you miss your morning wank?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 09:42 AM (25aKC)

It only 843 here, still time. Was hoping for better art!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (5QBw6)

83 Wonder if he put all his firearms in the bottom of the boat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (U2p+3)

84 80 42 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (6mvRv)

Or that your family doesn't like her.
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:43 AM (LTs8q)

"Dude, the guy hangs out with priests who sell poison to minors! Come on, man!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2021 09:44 AM (/EuRN)

85 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.

He needs to see a barber. Girly-man has longer hair than she does.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas



Original douche donut = ponytail with a bob.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:44 AM (r1DzX)

86 The temple-like building inside the gate might be the burial place of the ancestors.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:44 AM (LTs8q)

87 11 The detail in the iron gate is amazing.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
----
Agreed.
That, and the brick, look like a photograph.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (sy5kK)

88 Interesting that everyone is assuming that the boatman is her paramour.

My assumption, based on him not wearing a coat, was that he is simply a hired boatman taking her to some rendezvous with her lover...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (xT2tT)

89 Yesterday watched an episode of American Pickers where they went to a the house of a son of a man who worked for Chevrolet painting the graphics / cars for their sales brochures / materials in the 50's 60's. He was also an artist . His work was as amazing as anything posted here and he is basically unknown.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (2DOZq)

90 86 The temple-like building inside the gate might be the burial place of the ancestors.
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:44 AM (LTs8q)

Here lieth all the mugs who tried running off with my little girl....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (/EuRN)

91 The painting asks: Is she really going to do it?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (e8tKz)

92

Look lady, the meter is running. Now is not the time to wonder if you left the oven on.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (UnQ9z)

93 87 11 The detail in the iron gate is amazing.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
----
Agreed.
That, and the brick, look like a photograph.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (sy5kK)

Really? I'm gonna look at the art.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (Dz5W3)

94 To me, she seems to be taking a last look back at her childhood before she closes the gate on it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (qe5CM)

95 Part of the effectiveness of the painting is the look of regret or sadness that she must leave her family behind and didn't have their support for her choice of a husband. Yes, it's the first step of a happy life (she hopes) but not unalloyed. And all the focus is on the women. The man is a generic figure without a face to influence the viewer.

Posted by: JTB at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

96 It ends, not with a bang, but a whimper . . .

Quiet colors. No drama. Just an end.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (MIKMs)

97 88 Interesting that everyone is assuming that the boatman is her paramour.

My assumption, based on him not wearing a coat, was that he is simply a hired boatman taking her to some rendezvous with her lover...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (xT2tT)

MPPPP had that same idea:

56 Is the fellow in the boat her lover or a trusted servant ferrying her to the elopement spot? Is she sorry to leave, or saying to herself, "So long, stinktown!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 04, 2021 09:38 AM (2JVJo)

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (LTs8q)

98 My assumption, based on him not wearing a coat, was that he is simply a hired boatman taking her to some rendezvous with her lover...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (xT2tT)

oh! the old sending a punt for some takeout scrunt routine

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (5QBw6)

99 88 Interesting that everyone is assuming that the boatman is her paramour.

My assumption, based on him not wearing a coat, was that he is simply a hired boatman taking her to some rendezvous with her lover...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:45 AM (xT2tT)
While that would explain her looking back at the place she is leaving instead of her lover, that would be awfully lazy of him wouldn't it?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (s/xOm)

100 Wow. Even algae on wall slabs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (Dz5W3)

101 The couple are going to Vegas and never returning to California?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (2RBkF)

102 Is she really going to do it?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 04, 2021 09:46 AM (e8tKz)

Joe Jackson!

https://tinyurl.com/lm96ges

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (xT2tT)

103 She's Leaving Home - The Liverpudlian Fourhttps://youtu.be/VaBPY78D88g

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (HaL55)

104 A little man in the boat. How droll.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (Jin49)

105 Why aren't they all happy and giggly? I mean, they're eloping after all. Shouldn't they be joyful? Nobody looks too thrilled here.

And may I point out that she looks a bit long in the tooth...maybe a result of an unfortunate rendering of her left eye.

But I do like the chair built into the boat.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (XxJt1)

106 Yonder is the castle of my fadder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (yQpMk)

107 >>I can barely paint the trim in my house.


Bob Dole can help!

Posted by: Bob Dole at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (MlZD/)

108 Hey, they got gondolas in Vegas! I've seen them!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 04, 2021 09:48 AM (2RBkF)

109 Whatever the circumstances, this is still a bad idea.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (6mvRv)

110 One space is one too many again today for Pixy's hampsters, I see. The next comment will prolly be deemed spam.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (HaL55)

111 Why is she wearing Black Bart's Hat?

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (MlZD/)

112 Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (LTs8q)
Harrumph!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (xT2tT)

113 Considering that I'm likely to have to foot the bill for multiple weddings in the next five to ten years, elopement doesn't seem like such a bad idea to me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (dfRN6)

114 Isn't the hat on her head too big?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (Dz5W3)

115 Seriously.

I just noticed her hat and now it is all i can see and it kinda ruins the rest of the painting.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (MlZD/)

116 Well done, Horde!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (xT2tT)

117 109 Whatever the circumstances, this is still a bad idea.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (6mvRv)

Has that ever stopped us before? What were we talking about anyways?

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (s/xOm)

118 A man. A plan. A canal. Elopement.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (/EuRN)

119 Looked up some of this artist's paintings and there are some really nice ones.
Hopefully, CBD will feature them in the Art Thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (NpAcC)

120 Yesterday watched an episode of American Pickers where they went to a the house of a son of a man who worked for Chevrolet painting the graphics / cars for their sales brochures / materials in the 50's 60's. He was also an artist . His work was as amazing as anything posted here and he is basically unknown.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks


Wasn't it Vargas, or someone else, who was a graphic artist, was virtually unknown but did amazing artwork? It always seems like they are never considered an "artist" if they do commercial work.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (r1DzX)

121 Great painting, can't figure why she's carrying around a cannonball though.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (8k7U7)

122 CBD I think you've featured this artist before I believe with a work of his Medieval subject specialty. I'm I remembering correctly?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

123 Happen to be reading "Clarissa" right now, the elopement from hell.

Posted by: Caliban at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (HgGBT)

124
This won't end well ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (pNxlR)

125 >>My assumption, based on him not wearing a coat, was that he is simply a hired boatman taking her to some rendezvous with her lover.


He's a Roadie.

He's obviously taking her to the Tour Bus so she can return Slash's Hat.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (MlZD/)

126 112 Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (LTs8q)
Harrumph!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:49 AM (xT2tT)

Great minds and all.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (LTs8q)

127 114 Isn't the hat on her head too big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (Dz5W3)

Is THAT a euphemism?

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:52 AM (LTs8q)

128 116 Well done, Horde!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:50 AM (xT2tT)

Can we have cookies and milk, now?

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:52 AM (LTs8q)

129 While that would explain her looking back at the
place she is leaving instead of her lover, that would be awfully lazy of
him wouldn't it?


Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 09:47 AM (s/xOm)


This guy gets it. Sending a driver for your elopement seems poor form.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (XxJt1)

130 Hopefully, CBD will feature them in the Art Thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (NpAcC)

This is the fifth Leighton I have used!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (xT2tT)

131 Wasn't it Vargas, or someone else, who was a graphic artist, was virtually unknown but did amazing artwork? It always seems like they are never considered an "artist" if they do commercial work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (r1DzX)

Definitely the case for Tyrus Wong who I've been pimping to be featured on the art thread.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (2DOZq)

132 You Can Leave Your Oversized Hat On - Joe Cocker (1994)

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (MlZD/)

133 Nice music selection, CBD!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (U2p+3)

134 The black hat seems like it doesn't go with the dress. She's a "black hat".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:54 AM (xfb67)

135 27 That's a pretty small bag for someone running off and not coming back.

Look, they don't ALL have to look like Stacy Abrams! Some men prefer... oh, you were referring to her purse.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 04, 2021 09:54 AM (XO6o0)

136 Wasn't it Vargas, or someone else, who was a graphic artist, was virtually unknown but did amazing artwork? It always seems like they are never considered an "artist" if they do commercial work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (r1DzX)

Which is dumb since all the Renaissance artists were doing commercial work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (xfb67)

137 This is the fifth Leighton I have used!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (xT2tT)
**********
Sorry CBD, I might have missed those or forgotten them.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (NpAcC)

138 132 You Can Leave Your Oversized Hat On - Joe Cocker (1994)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:53 AM (MlZD/)

The original version is much naughtery!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G55cJrUs9VM

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (5QBw6)

139 I'm I remembering correctly?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (2DOZq)

I am not sure..."medieval" seems an odd way to describe the work.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (xT2tT)

140 The garment she's got draped over her arm is now, de facto, a boat cloak.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 09:56 AM (t+qrx)

141 I like her dress, but the fabric hints that she might be wearing the curtains.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 09:56 AM (LTs8q)

142 #18 It almost looks like the boat is hovering.
Where we're going, you don't need canals.

Posted by: Zumkopf at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (Obhdy)

143 She is also stepping down and not stepping down, simultaneoulsy.

Right foot up, left foot down...

shoulders and tits level?

No.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (MlZD/)

144 This won't end well ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (pNxlR)

The "happy couple" will bring a baby into her parents' home in about 9 months, the first visit since the unpleasantness. Ask for all to be forgiven, in exchange for access to the grandchild.

They'll also ask for money. For the first time, but not the last.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (oQ94s)

145 I am not sure..."medieval" seems an odd way to describe the work.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (xT2tT)

It's the period of the subject matter. Not weird.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (2DOZq)

146 Scotland's going into lockdown for all of January.

https://tinyurl.com/l2sqjt2

SCOTLAND! FREEDOM!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (Dz5W3)

147 If that is a canal, it is remarkably turdless.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (MlZD/)

148 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (6mvRv)

Awww, man. Why bring reality into this?

Helen died 15 years later of a broken heart and consumption, but mostly of a broken heart after living through many years of penury and disease brought about by her husband's gambling and womanizing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (6xk3i)

149 I like her dress, but the fabric hints that she might be wearing the curtains.

OMG, it's Liesl, running off with Rolfe! Stop her!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (XO6o0)

150 143 She is also stepping down and not stepping down, simultaneoulsy.

Right foot up, left foot down...

shoulders and tits level?

No.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM

I think the knee-bend compensates for it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (qe5CM)

151 Great painting, by the way. If he does not marry her, her life will be literally ruined by the choice she's made. Hence her constipated expression.

Posted by: Caliban at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (HgGBT)

152 If he's just the taxi driver, why does she look so pissed and he has a stance of "what'd I do?"

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

153 You're going to need a bigger boat! - Chief Brody

Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2021 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

154 And where's the other oar?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

155 Row, row, row your boat......

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

156 148 There's probably a good reason your family doesn't like him.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 09:36 AM (6mvRv)
Awww, man. Why bring reality into this?

Helen died 15 years later of a broken heart and consumption, but mostly of a broken heart after living through many years of penury and disease brought about by her husband's gambling and womanizing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (6xk3i)
Covid 19 strikes again.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 09:59 AM (s/xOm)

157 >>Hence her constipated expression.


That might just be all the cheese she has been eating.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 09:59 AM (MlZD/)

158 maybe you can work in a Margaret Leighton on the who dis

Posted by: REDACTED at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (zZxh0)

159 nice work... in that day their clothes always look heavy.. like curtains... i wonder how many layers of fabric she has on and still is going "commando". hmmm moist.

Posted by: Silent at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (CrU4U)

160 This artist has some really detailed works. I like.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (N3El/)

161
'Ere now, 'oo are ye and what is it ye be wantin'?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (pNxlR)

162 It almost looks like the boat is hovering.
Where we're going, you don't need canals.
Posted by: Zumkopf


It's not the 1870's, it's 2870 and that boat is a hovercraft.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (r1DzX)

163 living through many years of penury
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (6xk3i)


I prescribe mercury and laudanum.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 10:00 AM (t+qrx)

164 Well this is interesting. Over 150 comments and we are still talking about the art. There may be hope for us, CBD!

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (bCLt0)

165 136- Which is dumb since all the Renaissance artists were doing commercial work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM

Yep, Michelangelo was an employee of the Medici. If you've never read The Agony and the Ecstasy, I highly recommend it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (qe5CM)

166 151 Great painting, by the way. If he does not marry her, her life will be literally ruined by the choice she's made. Hence her constipated expression.

Posted by: Caliban at January 04, 2021 09:58 AM (HgGBT)
On balance I don't think this was generally correct. Bastard nobility wasn't that uncommon.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (s/xOm)

167 I like her dress, but the fabric hints that she might be wearing the curtains.
Posted by: m

"I saw it in the window and just HAD to have it !"

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (arJlL)

168 Is she closing the gate or is she going back inside the fence?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (CZm2G)

169
'Ere now, ye said we'd be goin' motorboatin'!

Oh, we will luv, we will ...!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (pNxlR)

170 >>I prescribe mercury and laudanum.


neither will do a thing until we cure her Hysteria and then bleed her thoroughly.

Posted by: Yorick the Horny Medievil Barber at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (MlZD/)

171 The "happy couple" will bring a baby into her parents' home in about 9 months

More like seven ...

Posted by: ponytail dude at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (h5TKJ)

172 Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 09:51 AM (r1DzX)

Which is dumb since all the Renaissance artists were doing commercial work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 09:55 AM (xfb67)

Basically every portrait artist is dong commercial work.

The equivalent of a house painter.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:02 AM (oQ94s)

173 Whoa! My dentist says he'll fix the tooth at eleven this morning. Wouldn't have given you a nickel for my chances of getting in before Wednesday.

Now I know where my COVID check will go.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 10:02 AM (XxJt1)

174
Is she a "go'er"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (pNxlR)

175 Is she meeting the ottoman guy?

Posted by: dingbat at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (DZINL)

176 art? who's talkin' about art...? over/under on how long before anyone looking at them thinks they look like an oil pumping station floating along the river...

Posted by: Silent at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (CrU4U)

177 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (NpAcC)

178 >>Is she a "go'er"?


We know she does CANAL.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (MlZD/)

179 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.-----------------------Wait, no, that's just the batteries.

Posted by: SH at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (sX1BW)

180 Basically every portrait artist is dong commercial work.

A dong commercial ?

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (arJlL)

181 >>I prescribe mercury and laudanum.

neither will do a thing until we cure her Hysteria and then bleed her thoroughly.
Posted by: Yorick the Horny Medievil Barber at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (MlZD/)


Well it can't hurt. Hold that thought...

*reads note from aide*

...correction, it can hurt.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (t+qrx)

182 Thoughts and prayers, creeper !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (arJlL)

183 >>A dong commercial ?


17th Century Penis Portraiture was quite popular.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (MlZD/)

184 I like her dress, but the fabric hints that she might be wearing the curtains.
Posted by: m

"I saw it in the window and just HAD to have it !"
Posted by: JT


You missed a perfectly good socking of Scarlett O'Hara. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (r1DzX)

185
Wait, no, that's just the batteries.
Posted by: SH


Damn! Beat me to it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

186 178 >>Is she a "go'er"?

We know she does CANAL.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (MlZD/)

Garrett! Go to your room.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (LTs8q)

187 Is she meeting the ottoman guy?
Naw, she's running off with some longhaired guy her parents hate. It's the same old story.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:05 AM (HaL55)

188
Someday lad, this will all be yours!

What, the curtains?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

189 186 178 >>Is she a "go'er"?

We know she does CANAL.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:03 AM (MlZD/)

Garrett! Go to your room.
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:04 AM (LTs8q)

or to your garret.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:06 AM (LTs8q)

190 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.-----------------------Wait, no, that's just the batteries.
Posted by: SH


*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:06 AM (r1DzX)

191 Is she a "go'er"?

We know she does CANAL.
Posted by: garrett


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:06 AM (r1DzX)

192 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.-----------------------Wait, no, that's just the batteries.
The SWAT team is on the way with marshmallows and hot dogs. ETA ten minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:07 AM (HaL55)

193 Did the Tesla have a loudspeaker counting down to the impending blast and urging people to evacuate, but in Steve Urkel's voice?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2021 10:08 AM (Bvn1K)

194 @170 - Seems a shot of seven percent solution or at least at little morphia to get her through might be in order - but she is fragile and after all, you're the barber here.

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 04, 2021 10:09 AM (6mvRv)

195 "I saw it in the window and just HAD to have it !"
Posted by: JT

You missed a perfectly good socking of Scarlett O'Hara. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223

I don't do socks; I always forget to take them off, then make a serious post by "Hitler's other ball" or somw such.

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:09 AM (arJlL)

196 Says the Tesla may have propane tanks in it. Funny that they had to fall back on a petroleum product.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:09 AM (xfb67)

197
Don't do it, lady! The guy's got a man manbun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (7W7Fp)

198 >>Says the Tesla may have propane tanks in it.


If you wanna hang out
you got to, take her out
Propane

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (Plsqo)

199 193 Did the Tesla have a loudspeaker counting down to the impending blast and urging people to evacuate, but in Steve Urkel's voice?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2021 10:08 AM (Bvn1K)

Don't they all?

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (LTs8q)

200 Says the Tesla may have propane tanks in it. Funny that they had to fall back on a petroleum product.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:09 AM (xfb67)

______

Propane is a dignified lady... But she can be a dirty girl, too.

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (Bvn1K)

201 167 I like her dress, but the fabric hints that she might be wearing the curtains.
Posted by: m

"I saw it in the window and just HAD to have it !"
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM

Wasn't that the line in the "Gone with the Wind" skit on the Carol Burnett show?

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (qe5CM)

202
... then make a serious post by "Hitler's other ball" or somw such.
Posted by: JT


We'd give it more attention if you did, just saying.

/jk

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (pNxlR)

203 Suddenly ahead of them across the countryside, a dusky reed raft lurches towards them two cubits wide. He spins around with shrieking oars to run at modest pace, go meandering through the valley as another joins the chase.

Posted by: Geddy Lee in frock coat and powdered wig at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (Mv/Tq)

204 Pizza joke:

What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?


They both have to smell it but neither of them gets to eat it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:11 AM (r1DzX)

205 There may be hope for us, CBD!

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:01 AM (bCLt0)

Let's not go overboard....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (xT2tT)

206 what a beautiful painting! The ability to transfer 3-D reality onto a 2-D plane is truly a miraculous gift bestowed by heaven above.

Posted by: kallisto at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (DJFLF)

207 Did Elvis preside over the nuptials?

Posted by: johnd01 - Office of the Fraudulent Elect at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (ukNFU)

208 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.


What a shame. They were a pretty good rock band. I liked them. Life can be rough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (4ttEw)

209 Her: "You're lost, aren't you?"
Him: "No, I'm sure if we just go down this babbling brook and take a right at the next meandering stream, we'll reach our destination."
Her: "Why didn't you stop and ask that nice fisherman a few brooks back, like I asked?"

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (WEBkv)

210 New York mall evacuated after Tesla found with explosives.
--------------
Bitch Edison set me up!

Posted by: zombie nikola tesla at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (ab0zp)

211 Thanks, JT.

About that COVID check...isn't everyone supposed to get one? Are some delayed? There's no deposit in my checking account.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (XxJt1)

212 Still. The hat.

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (oXZeO)

213 >>> 146 Scotland's going into lockdown for all of January.
https://tinyurl.com/l2sqjt2 SCOTLAND! FREEDOM! Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (Dz5W3)


[R. Wallace]
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE... [the crowd interupts]

[crowd]
Woah there buddy,... did you just say lives? That seems unpleasant. And did you just smear blue wall paint on your face? Why are we listening to some dude with wall paint on his face?


[they all go back home]

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (l6b3d)

214 Since the left wing terror groups have been allowed to act largely unfettered, explosions and destruction will get much worse.....MUCH. Worse.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

215 Did the Tesla have a loudspeaker counting down to the impending blast and urging people to evacuate, but in Steve Urkel's voice?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2021 10:08 AM (Bvn1K)

Don't they all?
Posted by: m


I think I saw that once on a Bugs Bunny cartoon!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (r1DzX)

216 Wasn't that the line in the "Gone with the Wind" skit on the Carol Burnett show?
Posted by: Moonbeam

Yep !

Hiya Moonbeam !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (arJlL)

217 Tesla? That's gotta be the most expensive IED ever. You're supposed to put them in a van that you found someone living in down by the river.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (trdmm)

218
Propane is a dignified lady... But she can be a dirty girl, too.
Posted by: Hank Hill


Acetylene is ALWAYS a dirty girl. For a good time, call her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

219 146 Scotland's going into lockdown for all of January.

https://tinyurl.com/l2sqjt2

SCOTLAND! FREEDOM!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (Dz5W3)

They may take our lives!

what? no but, I was finished, why do you ask?

Posted by: Willy Wally at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (Wm5SB)

220 I think I saw that once on a Bugs Bunny cartoon!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (r1DzX)

Marvin the Martian!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (trdmm)

221 Thanks, JT.

About that COVID check...isn't everyone supposed to get one? Are some delayed? There's no deposit in my checking account.
Posted by: creeper

Got mine this AM. WHEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (arJlL)

222 is the man her betrothed or just a run of the mill gondolier?

Posted by: kallisto at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF)

223 I don't do socks; I always forget to take them off, then make a serious post by "Hitler's other ball" or somw such.
Posted by: JT



LOL. Roll with it!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (r1DzX)

224 Acetylene is ALWAYS a dirty girl. For a good time, call her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (pNxlR)
------------

Not if you get the oxygen mix correct.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (WEBkv)

225 Her face tells from experience this is a slippery hickory dock.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (5QBw6)

226 It had propane and propane parts.

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (ukNFU)

227 I saw it in the window and I just had to have it!

Posted by: zombie scarlett o'hara at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (ab0zp)

228 Hiya Moonbeam !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM

Howdy JT! Thanks for the memory of one of the funniest comedy skits of all time!

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (qe5CM)

229 When the day is gone
and you wanna row on

Propane

Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (oXZeO)

230 Acetylene is ALWAYS a dirty girl. For a good time, call her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

------------

Not if you get the oxygen mix correct.
Posted by: blake


That's hot!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (r1DzX)

231 Scotland - none of them have real jobs, all of them are either government employees or live off government assistance, and they're all drunks anyway, so what does it matter if they all stay home a month?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (trdmm)

232 Tesla? That's gotta be the most expensive IED ever. You're supposed to
put them in a van that you found someone living in down by the river.

Yeah, a Tesla looks funny with "free candy" spray-painted on the side of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (HaL55)

233 Wow! The detail is amazing!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (vGJY7)

234 is the man her betrothed or just a run of the mill gondolier?
Posted by: kallisto at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (DJFLF)

-----------

Yes.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (WEBkv)

235 And thanks again, JT. I will be patient.

And numb.

Later, all.

Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (XxJt1)

236 Thatherton!!

Posted by: Hank Hill at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (Bvn1K)

237 She's leeeeeeaving, in a row boat.
Don't know when she'll be back, I don't...

Posted by: reason at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (rNruR)

238 226 It had propane and propane parts.
Posted by: Hank Hill at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM (ukNFU)

Propane accessories, imposter.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (nakwk)

239
Meloncholy Baby - a limerick

Shall we start a new life filled with hope?
Be my wife, or I swear I shall mope!
No, I cannot marry you
'Tis the last thing I would do!
'Cause you're a fruit...and hence I can't elope!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (m45I2)

240 217 Tesla? That's gotta be the most expensive IED ever. You're supposed to put them in a van that you found someone living in down by the river.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:13 AM (trdmm)

I read that initially as "IUD" and just could not figure out where you were going with this.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (LTs8q)

241 SCOTLAND! FREEDOM!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 04, 2021 09:57 AM (Dz5W3)

Scots Wha' Ha'e Wi' Wallace Locked Doon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (87oRe)

242 Do you have zee other half of zis amulent??

Posted by: hitler's other ball at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (ab0zp)

243 There's no deposit in my checking account.
Posted by: creeper at January 04, 2021 10:12 AM (XxJt1)

.....

Chill.

Your UBI check is on the way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (aANaJ)

244 the overall palette is very earthy. Subdued and calm, which would tend to belie the subject matter of this here work.

Posted by: kallisto at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (DJFLF)

245 Tesla? That's gotta be the most expensive IED ever. You're supposed to put them in a van that you found someone living in down by the river.

Yeah, a Tesla looks funny with "free candy" spray-painted on the side of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


"Free 401(k)'s"
"Free bearer bonds"
"Free Roths"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (r1DzX)

246 ta different thought about the Tesla - the owner left some new years ever Roman Candles sitting in his front seat. Someone saw them, mass hysteria results.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (trdmm)

247 232 Tesla? That's gotta be the most expensive IED ever. You're supposed to
put them in a van that you found someone living in down by the river.
Yeah, a Tesla looks funny with "free candy" spray-painted on the side of it.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (HaL55)

Not if you're running an insurance scam. Tesla blows up, they tend to do that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (xfb67)

248 In that dress doubt she could be a runaway bride.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (3IYMv)

249
Bravo, Muldoon! Bravo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (pNxlR)

250 amulent is Austrian German for amulet BTW.

Posted by: hitler's other ball at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (ab0zp)

251 For Mary, this was a day of note
It happened when donning her petticoat
Her thumb and forefinger
On her crotch lingered
She discovered her man in the boat

Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (iTcSq)

252 "Free 401(k)'s"
"Free bearer bonds"
"Free Roths"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (r1DzX)

Free Zimbabwe

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (5QBw6)

253 Yes.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:16 AM (WEBkv)

oh those scampy gondola drivers! I've heard about them

Posted by: kallisto at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (DJFLF)

254 I read that initially as "IUD" and just could not figure out where you were going with this.
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:17 AM (LTs8q)


Not many places you can go with "IUD", really. Just the one. Right there in the name, even.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2021 10:19 AM (t+qrx)

255 amulent is Austrian German for amulet BTW.
Posted by: hitler's other ball at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (ab0zp)


And Gudenteite (with the umlaut U) is German for virgin.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

256 Says the Tesla may have propane tanks in it. Funny that they had to fall back on a petroleum product.

Walmart "Blue RINO" tanks?

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:19 AM (lIIT7)

257 221 Thanks, JT.

About that COVID check...isn't everyone supposed to get one? Are some delayed? There's no deposit in my checking account.
Posted by: creeper

Got mine this AM. WHEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM

I got $27.50 on Friday! But I found a calculator that said I should have gotten at least $150 based on my 2019 tax return. Drat!

Posted by: Moonbeam at January 04, 2021 10:19 AM (qe5CM)

258
I read that initially as "IUD" and just could not figure out where you were going with this.
Posted by: m


To the gutter, just like everything else in comment threads.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

259 The morally oblivious and/or delusional degradation in this culture is just staggering. Our elites are simultaneously disemboweling the golden goose and gobbling the seed corn with both hands.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (H8QX8)

260 12 Global warming flooded the street. Like that NBC reporter, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 04, 2021 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
-
You're thinking of Fema's "The Evacuation".

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (ajhuk)

261 IUD IED, Islam's answer to pre-marital sex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (3IYMv)

262 Free Zimbabwe

...with the purchase of another country with equal or lesser value.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (HaL55)

263 Darn it, MUNG actually makes a bit of sense, but, the banhammer doesn't discriminate.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (WEBkv)

264 NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE UTERII, BIGOT.

Posted by: reason at January 04, 2021 10:21 AM (rNruR)

265
Free Zimbabwe
Posted by: rhennigantx


Who was the poster here?

"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or greater value"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:21 AM (pNxlR)

266 246 ta different thought about the Tesla - the owner left some new years ever Roman Candles sitting in his front seat. Someone saw them, mass hysteria results.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM (trdmm)

A Tesla does seem an odd choice for a terror plot. But maybe it's the ultimate stealth play.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 10:21 AM (s/xOm)

267
IUD IED, Islam's answer to pre-marital sex.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (3IYMv)

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That and introducing Mohammed to Mohammed Mohammed.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:21 AM (WEBkv)

268 what does it matter if they all stay home a month?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (trdmmk

Hoot mon, think ye o' the distilleries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (87oRe)

269 About that COVID check...isn't everyone supposed to get one? Are some delayed? There's no deposit in my checking account.
Posted by: creeper

Got mine this AM. WHEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:14 AM

I got $27.50 on Friday! But I found a calculator that said I should have gotten at least $150 based on my 2019 tax return. Drat!
Posted by: Moonbeam


I ran my $600 Covid check thru a Dominion scanner a dozen times and deposited $300,000!
Thanks Dominion!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (r1DzX)

270 261 IUD IED, Islam's answer to pre-marital sex.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (3IYMv)

The conventional explosive version of the snuke.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (nakwk)

271 For Mary, this was a day of note
It happened when donning her petticoat
Her thumb and forefinger
On her crotch lingered
She discovered her man in the boat
Posted by: naturalfake at January 04, 2021 10:18 AM

Nice! Giving Muldoon a run for his money, eh?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (2k7BX)

272 Come to think of it... Since China purchased our government and political "parties," I haven't heard any of that fatuous Free Tibet crap in awhile, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (Bvn1K)

273 Ducked into Sportsball late last night - found out Football Team made the playoffs. Also a bunch of talking heads on MLB Network were positively gushing over having the World Series at a neutral site last year and how wonderful it'd be to do that always. Ducking back out again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (/ZYFC)

274 I wonder if IUD's were discovered accidentally from something that was "left behind".

Anyways, they look like they should help with TV reception.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (xfb67)

275 Anna Puma -

I'm gettin' moidered in the lottery !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (arJlL)

276 what does it matter if they all stay home a month?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 04, 2021 10:15 AM (trdmmk

Hoot mon, think ye o' the distilleries!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


If you're a distillery worker and you don't live on premises, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:23 AM (r1DzX)

277
the overall palette is very earthy. Subdued and calm, which would tend to belie the subject matter of this here work.
Posted by: kallisto


Speaking of boats beating against the current.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 04, 2021 10:23 AM (pNxlR)

278 I ran my $600 Covid check thru a Dominion scanner a dozen times and deposited $300,000!
Thanks Dominion!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (r1DzX)
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:23 AM (WEBkv)

279 The eloping couple met at a fete held at Lord Muldoon's where their eyes first met over the fruit platter -- yes, they were Muldoon ballers.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:24 AM (ab0zp)

280 About that COVID check...isn't everyone supposed to get one? Are some delayed? There's no deposit in my checking account.
Posted by: creeper

Mebbe the stagecoach was delayed !

Posted by: JT at January 04, 2021 10:24 AM (arJlL)

281 If you're a distillery worker and you don't live on premises, you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:23 AM (r1DzX)
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Not to mention fighting off those who would rescue one if one fell into a vat full of booze.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:24 AM (WEBkv)

282 I read that initially as "IUD" and just could not figure out where you were going with this.
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You'll never get pregnant if you hold a Tesla (car) between your knees.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:25 AM (ab0zp)

283
I ran my $600 Covid check thru a Dominion scanner a dozen times and deposited $300,000!
Thanks Dominion!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:22 AM (r1DzX)
---
rickb, you are a genius!

Can I borrow some of that? Don't care if it is legal, because Democrats tossed out legalities a long time ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:25 AM (sy5kK)

284 Not to mention fighting off those who would rescue one if one fell into a vat full of booze.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:24 AM (WEBkv)
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That would be quite a pickle!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 04, 2021 10:25 AM (ajhuk)

285 Is this a bad time to mention my wife and I received our COVID deposit?

Man, it gives me the warm fuzzies, knowing we've managed to not only rob our grandchildren, but their children too!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:26 AM (WEBkv)

286 Muldoon gets served by naturalfake!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:26 AM (ab0zp)

287 I ran my $600 Covid check thru a Dominion scanner a dozen times and deposited $300,000!
Thanks Dominion!
Posted by: rickb223


I want Pence to use one on Wednesday so that Trump wins by 1700 electoral votes.

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:27 AM (lIIT7)

288 262 Free Zimbabwe

...with the purchase of another country with equal or lesser value.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:20 AM (HaL55)

Then we (US) should own the world!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:27 AM (5QBw6)

289 IUD IED, Islam's answer to pre-marital sex.
--------------
They blow up so young!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (ab0zp)

290 Man it's raining out here. Windy too.

I guess the mountains are getting dumped on. Maybe I should skip work this week and go skiing.

Except you have to buy a season pass, make reservations and wear a mask.

Maybe not.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (dTmdP)

291 They blow up so young!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (ab0zp)

or so fast

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (5QBw6)

292 291 They blow up so young!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (ab0zp)

or so fast
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (5QBw6)


Or real good.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2021 10:29 AM (dfRN6)

293 Come to think of it... Since China purchased our government and political "parties," I haven't heard any of that fatuous Free Tibet crap in awhile, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Get a Free Tibet when you purchase a Tibet of equal or greater value.

Tibet was a lost cause a long time ago. The Chinese built a railroad line up into Tibet, and it is being "colonized" by Han Chinese. Soon, it will be a Chinese majority country.
To a lot of Chinese that are nominally Buddhist, going there is like a visit to Disneyland.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (vcOmj)

294 Then we (US) should own the world!
We could begin with Greenland and buy our way south to warmer climes and palm trees ASAP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (HaL55)

295 If there are less people paying in than getting their uncle sugar bucks, which I think is probable, and if you're one of the paying suckers every $ you get is (negative) on the balance sheets.

The only way to break even is for it to have been zero.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (l6b3d)

296 Except you have to buy a season pass, make reservations and wear a mask.

Maybe not.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (dTmdP)
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Wear the mask when getting the lift ticket, get on lift, take off mask, hit the ski run, put on ski mask when getting back on the lift.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (WEBkv)

297 Facebook doesn't like that Dominion scanner Covid check joke. "Pending per review".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (r1DzX)

298 They blow up so young!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (ab0zp)

or so fast
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:28 AM (5QBw6)


Or real good.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2021 10:29 AM (dfRN6)


Tssssss haaaaaa Push it.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

299 Is this a bad time to mention my wife and I received our COVID deposit?

Man, it gives me the warm fuzzies, knowing we've managed to not only rob our grandchildren, but their children too!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing

Best part is that you've effectively given millions of dollars, that could have gone to your American citizen progeny, to illegals and their illegal relatives to give them a head start and free college!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (87oRe)

300 Who would be interested in watching the Harlem Globetrotters play without the Washington Generals to beat up on? Would they fill Madison Square Garden?
Would they fill the seats at a good sized high school?

The only reason the show works is that the audience suspends disbelief for the sake of entertainment. Movie audiences do the same for that short period when actually in the theater, when the beleaguered hero somehow finds a way to beat the omnipotent villians at the last moment. These morality plays require suspension of disbelief to make them work.

So the question becomes, what would happen in our country without a second political party? 1/2

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (z79tQ)

301 Long hair hippie sneaking around her back gate. Probably because of her skinny waist and nice melons.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 04, 2021 10:31 AM (ftFVW)

302 Looks like I need a second cup of coffee.

Or some glue.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (ab0zp)

303 Best part is that you've effectively given millions of dollars, that could have gone to your American citizen progeny, to illegals and their illegal relatives to give them a head start and free college!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


They got free college without my help. The governors already gave it to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (r1DzX)

304 Long hair hippie sneaking around her back gate. Probably because of her skinny waist and nice melons.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 04, 2021 10:31 AM (ftFVW)


My guitar wants to kill your momma.....

https://youtu.be/FZXt1djCkQU

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Facebook doesn't like that Dominion scanner Covid check joke. "Pending per review".

Assessing humor content and truth ratio, comrade.

Posted by: Zuckerberg Personal Info Sales Inc. at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (h5TKJ)

306 Then we (US) should own the world!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:27 AM (5QBw6)

You're forgetting the politicians graft that stays in the Caymans and Switzerland!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (87oRe)

307 This painting is so good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (d1uFV)

308 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (4vNgL)

309 The Biden inaugural parade has been canceled and the stands are being taken down today. Because of "Covid". Nope, because they are scared that people will show up and riot at getting their country stolen from them.

Bannon to the Democrats:
At West Point, the saying is "You've been found".
It is a direct attack on the integrity of their character.

War has been declared by the Democrat/Progda/CCP axis. Against Americans.
On Wednesday, the truth will come out for most of America for the first time. The Progda Left continues to lie and censor facts. Prepare to tell your leftist friends they have been snookered and now it is up to them to realize it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:34 AM (sy5kK)

310 307 This painting is so good
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (d1uFV)


[100 comment rule] - You're Late

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

311 Assessing humor content and truth ratio, comrade.

There is no fun in islam progressivism. No jokes aloud.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:34 AM (HaL55)

312 Wear the mask when getting the lift ticket, get on
lift, take off mask, hit the ski run, put on ski mask when getting back
on the lift.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (WEBkv)

Or don't. Every time you don a not medically necessary mask, you are perpetuating and condoning the stealing of your rights.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 10:34 AM (946rW)

313 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (4vNgL)


Likely, loads better than the movie itself.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

314 >>> So the question becomes, what would happen in our country without a second political party? 1/2
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (z79tQ)


That's the very core of the GOPe graft isn't it? I mean, the Washington Generals still get paid well don't they?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (l6b3d)

315 308 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (4vNgL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Tm0SxIp6w

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (LTs8q)

316 Morning.

She's got nice tits.

Okay guys, I got a question.

Now maybe it was the heavy drinking, maybe it was the melatonin, maybe it was a combination of the two. But I had dreams last night so vivid I had a hard time distinguishing them from reality. I got most of them sorted out, but I'm still not sure about one thing. Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (1Yy3c)

317 Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (1Yy3c)


Only if he was in blackface and getting laughed at because he's NOT swinging the matching BBC.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

318 tita, sniper, whatever

Posted by: Motley Crue at January 04, 2021 10:36 AM (Izzlo)

319 They got free college without my help. The governors already gave it to them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:32 AM (r1DzX)

ha NM had that until WhuFlu. The oil and gas taxes paid for tuition. Now taxes down no FREE SHIT!

good and hard!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:36 AM (5QBw6)

320 Now maybe it was the heavy drinking, maybe it was the melatonin, maybe it was a combination of the two. But I had dreams last night so vivid I had a hard time distinguishing them from reality. I got most of them sorted out, but I'm still not sure about one thing. Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (1Yy3c)
He was dressed like an Indian and stole credit from the actual pilot.

Posted by: Someguy at January 04, 2021 10:37 AM (s/xOm)

321 Talk to me on Thurs

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:37 AM (25aKC)

322 On Wednesday, the truth will come out for most of America for the first time. The Progda Left continues to lie and censor facts. Prepare to tell your leftist friends they have been snookered and now it is up to them to realize it.

Now talk to me on Thurs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:38 AM (25aKC)

323 Okay guys, I got a question.

Now maybe it was the heavy drinking, maybe it was the melatonin, maybe it was a combination of the two. But I had dreams last night so vivid I had a hard time distinguishing them from reality. I got most of them sorted out, but I'm still not sure about one thing.
Posted by: Robert


Yes that was a goat. Yes, you are now married.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:38 AM (r1DzX)

324
ha NM had that until WhuFlu. The oil and gas taxes paid for tuition. Now taxes down no FREE SHIT!

good and hard!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:36 AM (5QBw6)


Wife used to work with a woman from Alaska. She was constantly bitching about the cost of living because Alaska gives a TON of free shit from oil and gas revenues by the state.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

325 If I had a wife, the dread of me life
I tell ya what I would do.
I'd buy her a boat and set her afloat and paddle me own canoe.

Posted by: Kaiju66 at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (NzURT)

326 >>> Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (1Yy3c)


No, that was Hadji in a now banned, but very special episode of Jonney Quest. Trudeau and Hadji are almost mirror images of each other.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (l6b3d)

327 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (4vNgL)

Likely, loads better than the movie itself.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

This happens a lot. Basically the trio, Critical Drinker, Pitch Meeting, and RLM, when they review films they do so entertainingly, and the essential points of the movie are detailed.

So it becomes wholly unnecessary to watch the film, and it is substantially more entertaining when they do their thing, than when Hollowood tries to get us to sit through often more than two hours of dreck.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (oQ94s)

328 I actually lol'd and I rarely do that.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (4vNgL)

329 Yes that was a goat. Yes, you are now married.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:38 AM (r1DzX)

And yes you head butted your new FIL on the dancefloor!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:40 AM (5QBw6)

330 Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single
engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?
------------
OMG, Robert! Didn't you hear? Justin was killed in a small-plane crash this morning but don't worry; Canadian scientists found a limp wrist and an asshole and made a Prime Minister out of them!
/old pierre-era joke

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:40 AM (ab0zp)

331 I actually lol'd and I rarely do that.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (4vNgL)


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at January 04, 2021 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

332 Wife used to work with a woman from Alaska. She was constantly bitching about the cost of living because Alaska gives a TON of free shit from oil and gas revenues by the state.
Posted by: Sponge


The CoA was from having to IMPORT everything. From great distances.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:40 AM (r1DzX)

333 2/2 Who would the existing party blame for not doing the People's Work* at that point? Seems that one of the reasons our system got away from us is that ability to finger point at the so-called enemy, and say they are the reason X didn't get done.
Now some would surmise that if an enemy didn't exist they'd simply make one up, Goldstein-style, and that might be true.
Let me cut to the quick here; at least in feudal times or under any dictatorial power, you knew who had to die to restore freedom. If the monarchy is evil, overthrow the king. There is no other source of power, and in that sense it is easier to focus on what exactly needs to change to move in the direction you wish to go.
Our system is corrupt to the core, our "leaders" laugh at our gullibility, we're played for fools and so far they're right.
One of the two Parties has to go for there to be clarity.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 10:41 AM (z79tQ)

334 Yes that was a goat. Yes, you are now married.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:38 AM (r1DzX)

And yes you head butted your new FIL on the dancefloor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 04, 2021 10:40 AM (5QBw6)


Remember, on your honeymoon, go to the edge of a cliff. That'll make her push back, HARD.

Posted by: Muslims Everywhere at January 04, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Wife used to work with a woman from Alaska. She was constantly bitching about the cost of living because Alaska gives a TON of free shit from oil and gas revenues by the state.
Posted by: Sponge


The CoA was from having to IMPORT everything. From great distances.
Posted by: rickb223


CoL. Cost of Living.
Sheesh. Smashed of CoL with CoLA. Cost of Living Adjustment.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:41 AM (r1DzX)

336 I tried to watch the RLM review of WW84 and I don't remember them doing stupid skits around theire reviews?

1 hour 17 min "review" of 2 1/2 hour movie. But the first 20 minutes are a pointless skit?

And then their review was not terribly cogent. Maybe I am remembering their output wrong.

The Critical Drinker nailed it though.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2021 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)

337 Remember, on your honeymoon, go to the edge of a cliff. That'll make her push back, HARD.
Posted by: Muslims Everywhere at January 04, 2021 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

But officer I was helping that sheep stuck in the fence!

Posted by: Aussie Man at January 04, 2021 10:42 AM (5QBw6)

338 Tanya Roberts is dead?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 04, 2021 10:42 AM (d1uFV)

339 Tanya Roberts is dead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 04, 2021 10:42 AM (d1uFV)


Should'a paid someone to walk her dog, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

340
So it becomes wholly unnecessary to watch the film, and it is substantially more entertaining when they do their thing, than when Hollowood tries to get us to sit through often more than two hours of dreck.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (oQ94s)
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Yeah, beyond a certain point, a scantily clad Gal Gadot just isn't enough of a draw.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:43 AM (WEBkv)

341 The woman in that painting looks a bit like Kate Winslet. Yes please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (mzMK1)

342 Tanya Roberts is dead?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Should'a paid someone to walk her dog, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge


See? Exercise kills.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (r1DzX)

343 315 308 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:33 AM (4vNgL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Tm0SxIp6w
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:35 AM (LTs8q)

That's super-great.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (LTs8q)

344 The Dread Pirate Roberts is mort?

Posted by: Westley at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (h5TKJ)

345 Listening a bit to my granddaughters government class, the teacher is telling her students that Biden won but Trump refuses to acknowledge the results. She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the military will have to forceably remove him from office on Jan. 20.

Posted by: Megthered at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (SM/op)

346 316:Did Justin Trudeau really perform an emergency landing in a single engine prop in the nude or was that something my brain made up?


It's all true, Robert. He wasn't alone either. A couple of sheep were in the plane too. The MSM blacked it out of course. Jerks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (4ttEw)

347 325 If I had a wife, the dread of me life
I tell ya what I would do.
I'd buy her a boat and set her afloat and paddle me own canoe.
Posted by: Kaiju66 at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (NzURT)

Dervish performed a good version of this song.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (bCLt0)

348 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I bet all the canoe jokes have been used by now huh?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2021 10:45 AM (axyOa)

349 RLM.reminds me of the McKensie brothers, eh

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 04, 2021 10:45 AM (4vNgL)

350 >>> 338 Tanya Roberts is dead?

Beastmaster, the first real movie boobs I ever saw. And I was so glad to see them.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2021 10:46 AM (l6b3d)

351 More people care what the Kardashians are going to do next than what is going on in DC. As long as the supply of mindless entertainment continues, the people will let DC do anything.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:46 AM (25aKC)

352 345 Listening a bit to my granddaughters government class, the teacher is telling her students that Biden won but Trump refuses to acknowledge the results. She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the military will have to forceably remove him from office on Jan. 20.

Posted by: Megthered at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (SM/op)

Censor it. Pull the plug. Play their game.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (1ISKN)

353 @realDonaldTrump 38m

How can you certify an election when the numbers being certified are verifiably WRONG.

You will see the real numbers tonight during my speech, but especially on JANUARY 6th.
@SenTomCotton Republicans have pluses & minuses, but one thing is sure, THEY NEVER FORGET!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (CZm2G)

354 Yes, "Bond girl" Roberts is dead, aged 65, according to a news chyron here. Didn't give a cause of death.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (ab0zp)

355 345. Call whoever is her supervisor and complain. We have got to stop accepting this shit.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (SMDZT)

356 I tried to watch the RLM review of WW84 and I don't remember them doing stupid skits around theire reviews?

1 hour 17 min "review" of 2 1/2 hour movie. But the first 20 minutes are a pointless skit?

And then their review was not terribly cogent. Maybe I am remembering their output wrong.

The Critical Drinker nailed it though.

Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2021 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)

Yes, "skits" have long been part of their thing. The whole Mr. Plinkett storyline has been an ongoing saga for years.

It's possible they dragged this one out, and I think they did too, it was not terribly tight (to borrow a term), mainly because they have so few first run films to review.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (oQ94s)

357 Listening a bit to my granddaughters government class, the teacher is
telling her students that Biden won but Trump refuses to acknowledge the
results. She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the
military will have to forceably remove him from office on Jan. 20.

That there is nearly pure propaganda since it comes straight from a skool. I'd be interrupting that teacher so fast...
Your tax dollars atwerk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 10:48 AM (HaL55)

358 Didn't give a cause of death.


Spontaneous COVID.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:48 AM (25aKC)

359 President Trump's signature Sunday on the $2.3 trillion COVID-19 relief and government funding bill started a 180-day countdown for the Pentagon and spy agencies to say what they know about UFOs.

The provision received very little attention in part because it wasn't included in the text of the 5,593-page legislation, but as a "committee comment" attached to the annual intelligence authorization act, which was rolled into the massive bill.

Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (3aI0K)

360 The Department of Defense said late on Sunday that it has ordered the USS Nimitz, a nuclear-powered aircraft, to turn around following new threats and actions from Iran, which comes just several days after the carrier was ordered to return home after providing cover for U.S. forces that were returning home from the Middle East.

WTF. Who is running the show over there?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (tsZQ+)

361 Now maybe it was the heavy drinking, maybe it was the melatonin

Don't ever combine the two. Very bad idea.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (nxdel)

362 351 More people care what the Kardashians are going to do next than what is going on in DC. As long as the supply of mindless entertainment continues, the people will let DC do anything.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:46 AM (25aKC)

We have multiple generations now who have grown up, and now live in, a fantasy world created by the Media, in all its forms. Most people have a weak hold on reality.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (bCLt0)

363 348 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I bet all the canoe jokes have been used by now huh?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2021 10:45 AM (axyOa)

There's a good CANAL joke.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (LTs8q)

364 Has anyone read Lin Woods recent Tweets? Is is credible, or is it some sort of op?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 04, 2021 10:50 AM (ZCiJZ)

365 Biden did win the election. It is not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes. In that regard, Biden won big.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:50 AM (25aKC)

366 Okay, so Justin Trudeau probably didn't perform emergency anythings, nude or otherwise.

So weird. I would sleep, dream very vividly, wake up, fall back asleep but in every dream people kept talking about Trudeau in an airplane flying nude.

What the fuck is wrong with my brain that it's shoehorning Justin freakin' Trudeau into my dreams? Is this some weird CIA black op?

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:50 AM (1Yy3c)

367 The provision received very little attention in part because it wasn't included in the text of the 5,593-page legislation, but as a "committee comment" attached to the annual intelligence authorization act, which was rolled into the massive bill.


This is a summary of why big government is bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:51 AM (25aKC)

368 Has anyone read Lin Woods recent Tweets? Is is credible, or is it some sort of op?
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 04, 2021 10:50 AM (ZCiJZ)


The barking of a toothless dog.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 10:51 AM (z79tQ)

369 364. Shibumi I think Wood is trying to provoke lawsuits from these people. He is wants them in court.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2021 10:51 AM (SMDZT)

370 I notice the crazy Wood tweets have no blue checkmark.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (w7KSn)

371 I don't know why I'm shocked. Grandpa and I told her that was BS
She muted her teacher and listened to us but like she said, her tests will be on what the teacher teaches. She knows there are other things going on. She thought the military was drama by her teacher.

Posted by: Megthered at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (SM/op)

372 She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the military will have to forcibly remove him from office on Jan. 20.
------------
Chyron (probably AP) says ten former Defense Secretaries warn Trump not to use military in pursuing claims of election fraud.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (ab0zp)

373 Raffensperger went on Stephanopolus's show to whine about Trump.

If there was any doubt that he's not on our side...

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (1ISKN)

374 -5600 page bill
-Binding "committee comment" not in the text of the bill
-Unread before passage.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (25aKC)

375 Hhmmm
Would you rather take a couple 38's in your canoe or a couple .308's?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (axyOa)

376
COVID stimulus checks were temporarily stalled last night, until 2am, when the USPS found three million mislaid checks in a sub-basement, and forwarded them on to their recipients at the DNC. Now the books are square again, and we can be confident in the operations of our Treasury.

Posted by: Tom Cotton at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (Bvn1K)

377 Don't ever combine the two. Very bad idea.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 04, 2021 10:49 AM (nxdel)

No shit. Next time my brain might visualize Nancy Pelosi wearing nothing but whipped cream and a come hither smile.

Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (1Yy3c)

378 Fucking troll...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (NWM+b)

379 354 Yes, "Bond girl" Roberts is dead, aged 65, according to a news chyron here. Didn't give a cause of death.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:47 AM (ab0zp)

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Her performance of Sheena shall live on, though. Being a pre-teen, when I saw that movie on HBO, I was quite enamored with her.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (ch6++)

380 Glad that President Trump will be awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan. They deserve it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:54 AM (NpAcC)

381 You will see the real numbers tonight during my speech

During the Georgia rally or is this the big national address (and national censorship) we've been expecting?

Posted by: t-bird at January 04, 2021 10:54 AM (WLHrn)

382 Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:39 AM (oQ94s)
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Yeah, beyond a certain point, a scantily clad Gal Gadot just isn't enough of a draw.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 04, 2021 10:43 AM (WEBkv)

The thing they did at the beginning of the film, teaching the little girl version of her that you can't take shortcuts... is basically undercut by the actress, who smiles and gets a twinkle in her eyes, in a way that opens doors for her, that do not open for less physically attractive humans.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 04, 2021 10:54 AM (oQ94s)

383 345 Listening a bit to my granddaughters government class, the teacher is telling her students that Biden won but Trump refuses to acknowledge the results. She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the military will have to forceably remove him from office on Jan. 20.
Posted by: Megthered at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (SM/op)

One problem here is that the teacher is predicting the future--the military will have to forceably remove him from office on Jan. 20--and that is not o.k.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 10:54 AM (LTs8q)

384 #360 The Iranians seized a South Korean oil tanker claiming it was polluting. (I assume for leaking oil.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:55 AM (ab0zp)

385 Chyron (probably AP) says ten former Defense Secretaries warn Trump not to use military in pursuing claims of election fraud.


Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (ab0zp)

Consensus statements are big in leftist dictatorships.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:55 AM (1ISKN)

386 Hhmmm
Would you rather take a couple 38's in your canoe or a couple .308's?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (axyOa)

Are the 38's attached to 24 36? Cuz I'll take that!!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 10:55 AM (z79tQ)

387 @LLinWood
If asked to turn over the encryption key & other information I have to law enforcement, I will only agree to provide it directly to @realDonaldTrump, @GenFlynn
or @SidneyPowell1

I trust them.

Again, please pray for my family.

Thank you. - Lin

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:56 AM (CZm2G)

388 373 Raffensperger went on Stephanopolus's show to whine about Trump.

If there was any doubt that he's not on our side...
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2021 10:53 AM (1ISKN)

Raff is a CCP stooge at this point, it is obvious.

A farking Chinese Communist Party stooge.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 10:56 AM (sy5kK)

389 Seems like they are one of those companies that are constantly advertising for help but never hiring.
It gives the impression that you are a quickly growing company.

Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2021 10:56 AM (J3qJd)

390 The defense secretary bs was a letter they were paid handsomely to sign that was published in the Washington Post. Another disappointment is Rumsfeld is one of the signees.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2021 10:56 AM (SMDZT)

391 Just got back from dentist. No mask required.

Is that a large fanny pack the boat dude's wearing?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 04, 2021 10:57 AM (ViCCR)

392 Fireside Chat with L Lin Wood

https://t.co/VWk3p2BV1r?amp=1

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:57 AM (CZm2G)

393 The Dread Pirate Roberts is mort?
Posted by: Westley at January 04, 2021 10:44 AM (h5TKJ)


No, but the Judge Dredd franchise is.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

394
It might be difficult to find someone deeper state than Rumsfeld.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 04, 2021 10:57 AM (Bvn1K)

395 Cotton's statement continues by explaining that he believes this challenge by Congress to the electoral college is a perversion of the Founders' intent to have the states run elections, not Congress.

-
Well, we certainly don't want the founders' intent to be perverted! We need straight shooters like Nanzi, AOC, Joe and the Ho.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

396
We aren't anti-American or anti-Constitutional.

We are just really pro-CCP.

Posted by: Democrat Party at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (sy5kK)

397 I trust them.

Again, please pray for my family.

Thank you. - Lin
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:56 AM (CZm2G)


Is there something ELSE he knows that we don't?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

398 Chest size versus breast size - the eternal clarification struggle.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (bCLt0)

399 I notice the crazy Wood tweets have no blue checkmark.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (w7KSn)
*********
As far as I know Lin Wood has never been given a blue check mark by Twitter.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 04, 2021 10:59 AM (NpAcC)

400 Getting a server error 525.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:59 AM (CZm2G)

401 372 She is explaining to a high school sophomore class that the military will have to forcibly remove him from office on Jan. 20.
------------
Chyron (probably AP) says ten former Defense Secretaries warn Trump not to use military in pursuing claims of election fraud.
Posted by: andycanuck



More OUTRAGE and FEAR pron for the masses. This is all so ridiculous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2021 10:59 AM (4ttEw)

402 376. Excellent take.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2021 10:59 AM (SMDZT)

403 Chest size versus breast size - the eternal clarification struggle.
Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (bCLt0)


I wanna see all the breastesses.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

404 Called the Bibb County Ga Board of Elections this morning and asked about the allegations of vote switching that came out in the Thursday hearing. I wanted to know if they had any kind of statement.

This first thing out of the lady's mouth was "There was no fraud", so I asked if there was a way they could directly refute the allegations. I asked specifically for a copy of the tally of votes as they came in.
She said she couldn't do that but gave me the email address of county BOE supervisor so I requested the same thing in an email. I will call back after lunch if I get no response.

Posted by: f'd at January 04, 2021 11:00 AM (+y8uL)

405 Is there something ELSE he knows that we don't?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
=========

Fireside Chat with L Lin Wood

https://t.co/VWk3p2BV1r?amp=1
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 10:57 AM (CZm2G)


Getting a Server error

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:00 AM (CZm2G)

406 Are you being manipulated by the media?

Two Danish photographers conducted a project in which they wanted to prove to people that manipulating imagines and reality can be very easy, and it is done to us daily.

Ólafur Steinar Gestsson and Philip Davali, are two Copenhagen-based photographers who went on the street and photographed people waiting outside stores, respecting the measures of social distancing.

But by using different perspectives, the queue quickly turned into a crowd and it looked like people were forming illegal crowds in times of the COVID pandemic.

Their trick was to use two different perspectives - a wide angle and a telephoto lens.

Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (J3qJd)

407 I watched the Critical Drinker's Wonder Woman review, and the little girl lining up to race against all the athletic women was the funniest thing I've seen on screen in a while.

Like Yoda fighting Christopher Lee.

Posted by: spindrift at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (h5TKJ)

408
Cotton, after his comments, remind me of the Kevin Bacon character in the last scene of Animal House, yelling "all is well! ALL IS WELL!!!!!

For someone who fought in the ME, how ignorant of history can this guy be?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (sy5kK)

409
Their trick was to use two different perspectives - a wide angle and a telephoto lens.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (J3qJd)


You mean Barack DOESN'T have a halo over his head at all times?!?!?

The HELLS you say....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

410 ------------
Chyron (probably AP) says ten former Defense deep state Secretaries warn Trump not to use military in pursuing claims of election fraud.
Posted by: andycanuck

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:03 AM (CZm2G)

411 Well, well, well, here we are. In the new year. Still year of the rat, btw.

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 11:03 AM (E6qoh)

412
For someone who fought in the ME, how ignorant of history can this guy be?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (sy5kK)


Young, dumb and fulla cum! Gimmie somadat chinese pussy baby!!!!

Posted by: Tom Cotton at January 04, 2021 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

413 Hello and a belated Happy New Year to all.

After waiting for days to get back the results of my covid test, taken last Monday, I finally called the hotline on Saturday - and my results were negative.

Great but I have to wonder what made me get chills and fever and fatigue and lose my sense of taste and smell for a week

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (HabA/)

414 For Al Stewart, it will always be The Year of the Cat.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (bCLt0)

415 412
For someone who fought in the ME, how ignorant of history can this guy be?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (sy5kK)

Young, dumb and fulla cum! Gimmie somadat chinese pussy baby!!!!
------------------
I've heard tales about the war in Maine. Lobsters are mean.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (Jin49)

416 406 Two Danish photographers conducted a project in which they wanted to prove to people that manipulating imagines and reality can be very easy, and it is done to us daily.

Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (J3qJd)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3mzgqu

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (LTs8q)

417 >>>For someone who fought in the ME, how ignorant of history can this guy be?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (sy5kK)


It's as if someone gave him a script.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2021 11:05 AM (CZm2G)

418 Pitch Meeting for WW84 is tight.


===
I laffed and laffed. No, really, I did.

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 11:05 AM (E6qoh)

419 406 Are you being manipulated by the media?

Two Danish photographers conducted a project in which they wanted to prove to people that manipulating imagines and reality can be very easy, and it is done to us daily.
-----
When the MSNBC and CNN reporters stand in front of a burning strip mall and say "this protest is mostly peaceful", media manipulation has already passed anything these photographers could ever show us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:05 AM (sy5kK)

420 410 ------------
Chyron (probably AP) says ten former Defense deep state Secretaries warn Trump not to use military in pursuing claims of election fraud.
Posted by: andycanuck
-------------------
Correction - 10 former Obama Generals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2021 11:05 AM (Jin49)

421 She's waiting for the servant to bring the gubs she is going to lose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:05 AM (mzC78)

422 Neil Postman who wrote "Entertaining Ourselves To Death" was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (H8QX8)

423 Cotton, after his comments, remind me of the Kevin Bacon character in the last scene of Animal House, yelling "all is well! ALL IS WELL!!!!!

For someone who fought in the ME, how ignorant of history can this guy be?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:01 AM (sy5kK)

Once you are taught the idealized version of America and have internalized it, seeing it for what it's become is very tough. Normalcy bias and all that. I'm not going to call Cuck or traitor, but clear vision is hard in the fog of war. Some can't see the fight. Some can't see the war.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (z79tQ)

424 I like this one by the same painter. It's called "Sunday Morning" and they all seem to be trooping off to church, each one holding their Book of Common Prayer. I like the fields in the background too.

https://tinyurl.com/ybwbaemx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (VP4Cd)

425 He is like "'Are you coming, or not??"

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (E6qoh)

426
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3mzgqu
Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (LTs8q)


"But you shouldn't be having picnics. You might be social distancing, but if everyone did it, it wouldn't be possible. It's selfish."

Humans. How stupid can they get?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)

427 I like this one by the same painter. It's called "Sunday Morning" and they all seem to be trooping off to church, each one holding their Book of Common Prayer. I like the fields in the background too.

https://tinyurl.com/ybwbaemx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (VP4Cd)


You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/t0lo9_JWuwU

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

428 Damn, one hell of a painting. Almost looks real.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (9Om/r)

429 424 I like this one by the same painter. It's called "Sunday Morning" and they all seem to be trooping off to church, each one holding their Book of Common Prayer. I like the fields in the background too.

https://tinyurl.com/ybwbaemx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (VP4Cd)

Good morning, Fen, and happy New Year. Without making a resolution about it, I have been praying for Wisdom a lot, for the past few days.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (bCLt0)

430 Thanks, CBD.This one was a big hit.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (LTs8q)

431 Humans. How stupid can they get?

IDK, I can imagine quite a bit.
- Hands O'Lo

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (HaL55)

432 Great but I have to wonder what made me get chills and fever and fatigue and lose my sense of taste and smell for a week
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at January 04, 2021 11:04 AM (HabA/)

That was me. Don't fret about my cousin. My cousin is assho.

Posted by: SARS Classic at January 04, 2021 11:10 AM (1Yy3c)

433 Nice painting, though both should be wearing Carnaval masks.

Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 11:10 AM (E6qoh)

434 425 He is like "'Are you coming, or not??"
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (E6qoh)

-----

"Theese is a question I never, how you say, have to ask."

- The Paolo

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2021 11:10 AM (dfRN6)

435 https://twitter.com/PatrickByrne/
status/1346108097690009600

READ AND RETWEET AS THOUGH THE LIFE OF YOUR NATION DEPENDS ON IT. WHICH IT DOES. Citizens, I am going to add to the picture with more information. I am not going to let this pass while keeping information to myself. I am going to walk you through 2 narratives. 1/

A shredding company in neighboring Cobb County, Georgia was on December 31 given roughly 3,000 pounds of ballots to shred. Authorities have come into possession of those materials.

A handful of papers stuck to the side of the shredding bin. They include some unshredded ballots (which 2 federally certified forensic examiners have affied do not match the legitimate ballots). ALSO, A SHIPPING RECEIPT FROM THE CHINESE FIRM THAT PRINTED THE BALLOTS! IN CHINESE!

Word is the DOJ and DHS have been told to stand down. That President Trump himself has had to call agents on the ground asking them to continue. If you think they should continue, retweet to let
@TheJusticeDept
know your feelings.

Posted by: bat nationalist at January 04, 2021 11:10 AM (mp2oJ)

436 Dude is probably in a 19th century equivalent of an emo band, or even worse, a poet.


Yep, her parents don't consider him a suitable match, regardless of whether they like him or not.

Like the way that William Godwin was all about the philosophy of "free love" until his teenage daughters ran off with Shelley and Byron.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 04, 2021 11:11 AM (+U6PJ)

437 Yeah, beyond a certain point, a scantily clad Gal Gadot just isn't enough of a draw.


I have not yet come to that point.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2021 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

438 The pieces are falling into place. If my pride gets the better of me I may take a bow. Now that anyone will notice in the coming chaos.

Posted by: Mr. Skratte at January 04, 2021 11:11 AM (H8QX8)

439 https://twitter.com/TalkMullins/
status/1346111442412568577

BREAKING! FULTON COUNTY!
The hearing set for 11am today to determine if ballots from Nov 3 in Fulton County should be forensically inspected, as supported by a GA Senate subcommittee vote, was just cancelled to be transferred to another county. Story unfolding!
@RealAmVoice

Posted by: bat nationalist at January 04, 2021 11:12 AM (mp2oJ)

440 I'd say, for me, personally, a current political statement that begins with the words "Citizens" loses its credibility right off the bat.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 11:12 AM (LTs8q)

441 437 Yeah, beyond a certain point, a scantily clad Gal Gadot just isn't enough of a draw.


I have not yet come to that point.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2021 11:11 AM (yQpMk)

After WW 1984...I'm closer.

There are scenes where she still takes my breath away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at January 04, 2021 11:12 AM (ifmtJ)

442
I'm not going to call Cuck or traitor, but clear vision is hard in the fog of war. Some can't see the fight. Some can't see the war.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 11:06 AM (z79tQ)

If you have any conscience and sense of morality, the vision becomes clearer as the fog of war envelopes us all.

Unless at your core, you have no conscience and sense of morality. Then it gets really, really hard.

Cotton has declared which camp he is in.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:12 AM (sy5kK)

443 READ AND RETWEET AS THOUGH THE LIFE OF YOUR NATION DEPENDS ON IT. WHICH IT DOES.
*long wistful sigh* So very many acts of treason and war, so little will to punish them. #WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at January 04, 2021 11:13 AM (HaL55)

444 A couple of 88's should do nicely, my leipschund.

Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at January 04, 2021 11:13 AM (HI3xr)

445 Biden did win the election. It is not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes. In that regard, Biden won big.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2021 10:50 AM (25aKC)

Cheating is not winning.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (946rW)

446 gorilla pundit is ready to strike

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (oAY8z)

447 She seems pensive, which is understandable.

The real question is, how far are they from Gretna Green?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (GBHAb)

448 Word is the DOJ and DHS have been told to stand down. That President Trump himself has had to call agents on the ground asking them to continue. If you think they should continue, retweet to let
@TheJusticeDept
know your feelings.
Posted by: bat nationalist



That'll scare the Justice Department into doing what's right. Your feelings.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (r1DzX)

449 Google employees are going to unionize. LOL. Hey Google..you guys want socialism....here you go. I hope the unions do to Google what they did to auto makers.

Posted by: Asshoes at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (nZ4CG)

450 The Coming Assault on Religious Freedom

-
"Coming"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

451 Facebook doesn't like that Dominion scanner Covid check joke. "Pending per review".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 10:30 AM (r1DzX)

I posted it with no issues. It was on one of the conservative/constitutional political FB groups I belong to.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (zkS5c)

452 Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (bCLt0)

Happy New Year to you, and may God's blessings be with you. May you receive the wisdom you need. Scripture, as you know says that we should pray for wisdom. I was just reading about that in The Letter of James-1:5 ff. I bought a word search book at the supermarket on Bible verses. Doing word searches relax me. After I finish the word search I read the portion of Scripture and whatever notes there are in the Bible and then I pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (VP4Cd)

453 "If you have any conscience and sense of morality, the vision becomes clearer as the fog of war envelopes us all."

***
Exactly. I saw this coming a mile away. It's not difficult. That is, if you have any sense of what America means.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (H8QX8)

454 Nood.

Gorilla.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)

455 Had a laugh reading Berlin Alexanderplatz this weekend. Franz Bieberkopf is befriended by a redheaded Jew upon being released from prison. Franz is having a mental meltdown due to the pressure of his new freedom and the Jew tells him a story about Zannovic, a peasant pretending to be a Prince of Albania. The line about the Prince's ascent to fame was 'make Albania great again.' It made me snort.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (Jin49)

456 422 Neil Postman who wrote "Entertaining Ourselves To Death" was ahead of his time.
Posted by: Ordinary American



Yes, he was. I think it was called "Amusing Ourselves to Death" though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (4ttEw)

457 I have always assumed that there are goings- on in DC that never are revealed to us, and explain the incomprehensible actions of its players. We really are outsiders, and it has always been so.

Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 11:16 AM (bCLt0)

458 nood

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 04, 2021 11:16 AM (oAY8z)

459 Liebchen... nuts.

Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at January 04, 2021 11:16 AM (HI3xr)

460 Word is the DOJ and DHS have been told to stand down. That President Trump himself has had to call agents on the ground asking them to continue. If you think they should continue, retweet to let
@TheJusticeDept
know your feelings.
Posted by: bat nationalist



That'll scare the Justice Department into doing what's right. Your feelings.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2021 11:14 AM (r1DzX)

Louder Soapbox. People have been too quiet

Posted by: bat nationalist at January 04, 2021 11:16 AM (mp2oJ)

461
A society not built on truth, is built on tyranny.

There is no middle ground.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:16 AM (sy5kK)

462 I think it was called "Amusing Ourselves to Death" though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2021 11:15 AM (4ttEw)

You are correct.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 04, 2021 11:17 AM (H8QX8)

463 457 I have always assumed that there are goings- on in DC that never are revealed to us, and explain the incomprehensible actions of its players. We really are outsiders, and it has always been so.
-------------------
As a kid DC/Alexandria had multiple newspapers, both morning and evening editions. The way to fame was reporting. Today the paper is WAPO, a vanity project and lobbying firm for Jeff Bezos. We once had a functioning media then it became monopolized to protect the guilty.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 04, 2021 11:18 AM (Jin49)

464 Like the way that William Godwin was all about the philosophy of "free love" until his teenage daughters ran off with Shelley and Byron.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-------

Byron. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

Posted by: Caroline Lamb at January 04, 2021 11:18 AM (GBHAb)

465 Cotton's statement continues by explaining that he
believes this challenge by Congress to the electoral college is a
perversion of the Founders' intent to have the states run elections, not
Congress.



-

Well, we certainly don't want the founders' intent to be perverted! We need straight shooters like Nanzi, AOC, Joe and the Ho.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 04, 2021 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

Cotton is to dumb to breath and walk at the same time or he is a bought and paid for liar. The Constitution contains explicit provisions for Congress to be involved in deciding elections.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:18 AM (946rW)

466 The Education department doesn't educate.
The Agriculture department doesn't produce food.
The Energy department doesn't create energy.
The Defense department doesn't defend us.
Now...
What does the Justice department do?

Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 04, 2021 11:18 AM (w7KSn)

467 8 Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
Without making a resolution about it, I have been praying for Wisdom a lot, for the past few days.
Posted by: tubal at January 04, 2021 11:09 AM (bCLt0)

9 Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.

10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

11 For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of thy life shall be increased.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2021 11:19 AM (z79tQ)

468 Thar be a new thread.

Posted by: m at January 04, 2021 11:21 AM (LTs8q)

469 Cotton has declared which camp he is in.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 04, 2021 11:12 AM (sy5kK)

Absolutely.
We are in The Crucible.
Sometimes good people make poor/ disastrous choices.
Cotton chose exceedingly poorly.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 04, 2021 11:24 AM (5wxvJ)

470
Cotton is to dumb to breath and walk at the same time or he is a bought and paid for liar. The Constitution contains explicit provisions for Congress to be involved in deciding elections.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 04, 2021 11:18 AM (946rW)

bought and paid for internationalist like McCain, Lindsay, Rubio, McMaster, Clintons, Mittens, big military and global corporations. see thread and researcher for documents.

https://twitter.com/Avery1776/
status/1041233231570456579

https://twitter.com/Avery1776/
status/1112138267632304133

Posted by: bat nationalist at January 04, 2021 11:25 AM (mp2oJ)

471 She knows there are other things going on. She thought the military was drama by her teacher.
Posted by: Megthered at January 04, 2021 10:52 AM (SM/op)

Tell her to tell her teacher that Jan. 20 is the day that Joe Biden is publicly hanged, in a gallows erected on Washington Mall, for the murder of Seth Rich.

Really, that outcome is as likely as the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 04, 2021 11:31 AM (mzC78)

472 Wonder what pronouns those two individuals use.

Posted by: Ziba at January 04, 2021 11:34 AM (S1hrL)

473 The Courts do not want to criminalize politics, you see, so they are leaving it up to the criminals already in politics to finish the job.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 04, 2021 12:39 PM (498x2)

474 Traveling awfully light for an elopement.

Posted by: Billll at January 04, 2021 12:58 PM (4+Ixe)

475 ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 04, 2021 05:08 PM (FLiOE)

476 Obviously not meeting a man from the motor trade.

Posted by: SgtBob at January 04, 2021 11:10 PM (by4sp)

477 I've seen enough of those "funniest videos" to know what happens next... Probably a good thing she DIDN'T bring a suitcase.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at January 05, 2021 08:26 PM (nTvj+)

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