Early Evening Special Edition Open Thread: Part 2

Because there is only so much content you can handle in a single post.

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Inside a Tauntaun, how warm is it?
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Lukewarm!

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1 I need me some of them there wafers.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:00 PM (/669Q)

2 Yo. I'll get the others.

Posted by: April at January 01, 2021 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

3 I mean they're being sold by a guy named Fink, on Broadway, in NY. What could go wrong?

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:01 PM (/669Q)

4 It says right there, "safe arsenic." Why should I think otherwise?

Posted by: April at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (OX9vb)

5 Arsenic water pairs well with white lead makeup.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

6 Checking in, see one should check out

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (Cxk7w)

7 The arsenic complexion wafers are magical.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (W4eKo)

8 That bad joke is scaring everyone away.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (/669Q)

9 Arsenic can be medicinal, but probably not like that

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:03 PM (ONvIw)

10 He gives all the other Finks a bad name

Posted by: Mishdog at January 01, 2021 08:04 PM (F/Rk0)

11 Ahhhh, Vanity. One of my favorite sins.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 01, 2021 08:04 PM (Ckg4U)

12 I keep the scabs that fall off my dick in a matchbox.

Posted by: Socialist Trump at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (H8H8A)

13 Ahhhh, Vanity. One of my favorite sins.


I remain a fan of wrath.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

14 That's nothing. There was a patent medicine called "Radithor" that was made with radium salts. I believe it was only shut down after a Congressman died a horrible death after drinking a couple bottles a day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (Uhu8A)

15 Arsenic? or Botox?

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (i8kUJ)

16 Ugh.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (L8ADy)

17 We will look back on arsonic as the good old days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (85Gof)

18 What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?

Admiral Snackbar.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (qoNQ/)

19 Arsenic and lead, the organic minerals!

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (4vNgL)

20 Maybe the trolls could try some arsenic to help their disposition.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (kOpft)

21 Just a reminder that the troll screamed like a little girl when he fired a 22 pistol.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

22 Happy New Year CBD.

I've called the others.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (v2c9/)

23
They say your complexion is safe
On Broadway (on Broadway)

They say there's always arsenic
In the air
(On Broadway)

Posted by: Dr Campbell's Drifters at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (786Ro)

24 Couldn't they have gotten a prettier face to market arsenic wafers?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

25 Where does one buy these miraculous arsenic wafers????

Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (UUBmN)

26 Pffft, the Soros troll is reusing material already. Sad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (qoNQ/)

27 I hear arsenic is pretty good on grits also.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (qH6FZ)

28 Benny Hill skit:

He gave her arsenic.

With is dagger?

No, the poison.

Oh I thought you meant...(arse a nick)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (IVQPz)

29 The troll should keep that IP hash, couldn't buy a better one. But, switching VPN...

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (L8ADy)

30 What was the chem jeff reference in the last thread...he was such a good freind of mione? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (85Gof)

31 Well if it's from DR. Campbell of course it must be good. Because DR Campbell is a DR.

This must be DR Jill's secret weapon

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (oGBso)

32 I believe it was only shut down after a Congressman died a horrible death after drinking a couple bottles a day.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (Uhu8A)
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I won't say it, I won't say it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (/669Q)

33 Vanity was my favorite Prince girl.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (786Ro)

34 CBD

R u going to watch for trolls on this thread, or let them take it over AGAIN, like the last one?

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (Cssks)

35 Arsenic and Old Lace Wigs?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kTF2Z)

36 What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?



Admiral Snackbar.
He's a piker.

Posted by: Pizza the Hutt at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kOpft)

37 I enjoy the TZ episodes that take place in people's apartments.
This one is called "The Midnight Sun."

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (USW1s)

38 Where does one buy these miraculous arsenic wafers????
Posted by: lin-duh at January 01, 2021 08:06 PM (UUBmN)
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From a Fink.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (/669Q)

39 Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder who that old person is staring back at you?

Yah, me neither.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (i8kUJ)

40 Arsenic? It's, like, organic, right?

How bad for you can it be?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (d1uFV)

41 19 We will look back on arsonic as the good old days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (85Gof)

Arsenic is used to kill cancer cells in some types of leukemia. So it's not always terrible

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (ONvIw)

42 CBD

R u going to watch for trolls on this thread, or let them take it over AGAIN, like the last one?
Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM

Why not scroll right on by them instead of ragging on CBD?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (2k7BX)

43 >>>He's a piker.
Posted by: Pizza the Hutt


Well done.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (qoNQ/)

44 She's zaftig-alicious!

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (786Ro)

45 Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (Cssks)

You got banned awhile ago for being unpleasant. You seem to be returning to that form.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (xT2tT)

46 Does arsenic kill immediately? Even with small doses?


Because I'm still thinking of applying to be the Official Food Taster of President Biden. The pay will be amazing...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (v2c9/)

47 Belladonna: In Italian, a beautiful lady. In English, a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

--Ambrose Bierce

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (Uhu8A)

48 >>>If the VP could simply declare a states certified electors null and void, any opposing party's winning candidate would be blocked from office.


Regardless of intent, if the VP has no choice but to accept EC then there is no reason for the VP to take part... but the Constitution says the VP takes part... would not that clause be better suited and less ambiguous if it simply left out the part about the VP.

Meh, another part of the Constitution that means nothing and has never meant anything.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (/Dgcm)

49 Gee Rod Serling was a snazzy dresser.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (USW1s)

50

"Oh Mortimer!"

- - Priscilla Lane from "Arsenic and Old Lace"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (s2VJv)

51 Purifying the blood with arsenic sounds like a good idea considering the alternative of letting some out until you faint.

Posted by: f'd at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (H8H8A)

52 A healthy dose of cyanide will cure WrongThink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (+y/Ru)

53 Because I'm still thinking of applying to be the Official Food Taster of President Biden. The pay will be amazing...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (v2c9/)

Arsenic is used intravenously. Small amounts take a while to build.

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

54 >>>Purifying the blood with arsenic sounds like a good idea considering the alternative of letting some out until you faint.
Posted by: f'd


So you have no problem putting those leeches into the unemployment lines???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (qoNQ/)

55 These fake mesh masks crack me up. I can read lips though them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

56 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (v2c9/)

And Happy New Year to you too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (xT2tT)

57 Corned beef and cabbage with a side of hoppin John. I think I have it covered.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

58 willowed

The stupid, elitist NCAA could have done this because all of the schedules this year were already a joke. This single playoff game would have made millions in TV revenue.
And would have set the stage for an actual 8 game playoff, which would be spectacularly successful.
But the NCAA is involved. So never mind. Big bank balances and small minds are a dangerous combination.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

You guys realize the College Football Playoff's are not run by the NCAA. They use the NCAA rules for playing , but it is a separate 501c organization that runs the entire playoff and the NCAA has no say in who is in or out of the playoff.

The television rights were sold to ESPN. The selection board is made up 18 college AD's, former coaches, and until this year, Condeleeza Rice and some other athletic big wigs.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (J0R9S)

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (J0R9S)

59 Want to get rid of your wife,? Buy her these for her beauty regimen, slip them into her morning coffee. She drops dead, collect the insurance money. The perfect crime.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (NpAcC)

60 Remember when in late Feb, when we knew Covid was a thing, Pelosi was saying to hug a Chinese person, as she was promoting going out to celebrate Chinese new year? And Biden said that to stop the flow of people from China was xenophobic and there was no reason to try to scare people? And the WHO said there was no proof it was even transferred person-to-person?

Well, the typical lefty can't remember what they smoked for breakfast, much less what happened 9 months ago.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (L8ADy)

61 41 Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder who that old person is staring back at you?

Yah, me neither.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:07 PM (i8kUJ)

...........

Sadly I do and I see my mother, I keep telling myself there is time to fix this....

Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (1jZoW)

62 I didn't notice trolls on the last thread.

Gasp! That must mean I'm a troll.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (lgiXo)

63 Two pistols cleaned (well, quick clean, just a field strip).

Man the 1911 really builds up serious gunk. It's my reloads. Unburnt powder, plus the lube from the lead bullets. Never had a function issue, but could imagine one might develop.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

64
Gee Rod Serling was a snazzy dresser.

He's smokin'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

65 Daniel Defense DDM4 300 Blackout pistol, 7" barrel

$1940

https://bit.ly/2LgZsHd

Posted by: bonhomme at January 01, 2021 08:12 PM (i0wNm)

66 Powered Arsenic has in the past been known as Inheritance Dust.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

67 Die Hard, The Abridged Script:

https://www.the-editing-room.com/die-hard.html

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 08:12 PM (1YlHz)

68 Happy new year, CBD.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:12 PM (/669Q)

69 Arsenic and old lace: Nancy Pelosi on a first date.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (WOYcU)

70 When CBD shows up, I hear Ride of the Valkyries.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (i8kUJ)

71 Told the wife that Peelousy's place was vandalized. Herr response..well that's good. LOL
Wonder who called it in in the middle of the night since she's usually not in residence.

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (/LM9B)

72 Arsenic and lead - beauty proucts of the past

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom - Defeat does not exist in this HQ at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (nUhF0)

73 69 Arsenic and old lace: Nancy Pelosi on a first date.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (WOYcU)

The old lace part sounds more like RBG

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (ONvIw)

74 The ad at the top of the page is proof that democrats and their voters have been around for a long, long time.

I used to like the old Wendy's table tops with those old ads.....Ozone papers FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (R/m4+)

75 Arsenic is used intravenously. Small amounts take a while to build.
Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

So it's not something that could, hypothetically, be put over food in an elite hotspot creating a Jonestown scene then..

Thanks for the clarification...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (v2c9/)

76 Lacenic and old Arsenault.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (lgiXo)

77 Thank you CBD for "lukewarm"... I'm so stealing that for the niece that is a complete Starwars geek.

And happy New Year to you too!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (gtatv)

78 Does arsenic kill immediately? Even with small doses?


Because I'm still thinking of applying to be the Official Food Taster of President Biden. The pay will be amazing...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (v2c9/)


As far as I know it doesn't, and one can even build a tolerance to it. Cyanide on the other hand...

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (L8ADy)

79 Impurity of the blood is the cause of skin troubles.

Huh.

Who'd a thunk? Maybe your kidneys and liver have something to do with that? Probably NOT arsenic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (qQnCr)

80 Makes the complexion look radiant especially when framed by old lace.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (em79L)

81 Gee Rod Serling was a snazzy dresser.

He's smokin'
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (63Dwl)

That is because he was from the fashion capitol of NY State LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (85Gof)

82 What's the operational rationale for these AR "pistols"?

Ease of handling in close quarters? Weight?

I assume sight radius is small. Scoped?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

83 Opium drops for tired eyes!

Sulfuric acid to lighten those freckles!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

84 If the VP could simply declare a states certified electors null and void, any opposing party's winning candidate would be blocked from office.
Regardless of intent, if the VP has no choice but to accept EC then there is no reason for the VP to take part... but the Constitution says the VP takes part... would not that clause be better suited and less ambiguous if it simply left out the part about the VP.
Meh, another part of the Constitution that means nothing and has never meant anything.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2021 08:09 PM (/Dgcm)

Burnt Toast, I believe this is why Gohmert is suing. What I am pushing back on is the meme being pushed on here by individuals that Pence is stabbing Trump in the back, he is a swamp creature, etc. BS. This isn't Pence blocking this, it's the lawyers for the VP office protecting the office from being sued.

Both the Presidential office and VP offices have lawyers whose interest is in looking out for the office itself.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (J0R9S)

85 Sadly I do and I see my mother, I keep telling myself there is time to fix this....
Posted by: Molly k. at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (1jZoW)

Honey, you're never getting out of the gene pool.

I look more like my great-grandmother than my mother.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:14 PM (i8kUJ)

86 Lacenic and old Arse. Damn you autocorrect.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (lgiXo)

87 This is why W added arsenic back into our drinking water. The Dems-MSM said he was trying to kill us. But he was doing it for our skin care.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (786Ro)

88 > So you have no problem putting those leeches into the unemployment lines???

Interestingly, leeches have a legit medical application. When body parts are re-attached, leeches are used to prevent clotting and encourage blood flow to the re-attached part.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (i0wNm)

89 Gee Rod Serling was a snazzy dresser.


11th Airborne in WW2.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

90 Happy new year, CBD.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:12 PM (/669Q)

Happy New Year to you, young lady.

Are your cupboards bare yet, or have the locusts slowed down a bit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (xT2tT)

91 give me Coca cola with cocaine. Or cocaine tooth drops any day. hell I'll take marijuana gummies (when I'm allowed to, that is).

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (yx0HS)

92 Arsenic is used intravenously. Small amounts take a while to build.
Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

So it's not something that could, hypothetically, be put over food in an elite hotspot creating a Jonestown scene then..

Thanks for the clarification...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (v2c9/)


I'm still an advocate of lead poisoning.

The again, if Biden were using lead vessels to eat and drink from for the past 70+ years it would explain a lot.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)

93 So it's not something that could, hypothetically, be put over food in an elite hotspot creating a Jonestown scene then..

Thanks for the clarification...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:13 PM (v2c9/)

In theory you could, but it's not a sure thing except in very high concentrations. And it is supposed to have a metallic taste. It is, truly, a cancer killer for a formerly deadly leukemia.

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)

94 About Belladonna, I have used it to treat certain types of colic in horses. Dr.Bells was in every horsemen's medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (4w4Fg)

95 Stopping Travis Etienne is the key for the State defense.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

96 Biden or Harris. Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (i8kUJ)

97 and scoring more points.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

98 Lin Wood
If Pence is arrested, @SecPompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad. He is a coward & will sing like a bird & confess ALL.
Posted by: Smelling salts, please at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (QiDfu)


Barely an inconvenience...

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (87oRe)

99 Gee Rod Serling was a snazzy dresser.


11th Airborne in WW2.
Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

Now a days you can count your Stars and Sport Stars who served on one hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (85Gof)

100 Gary Powers, when treated at the Soviet hospital for injuries sustained when his U-2 was shot down, saw jars of leeches, according to his book on the subject.

Lots of reattached severed body parts in that facility?

Nah, probably not.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (OTzUX)

101 The again, if Biden were using lead vessels to eat and drink from for the past 70+ years it would explain a lot.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)\\

plain old dementia

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (ONvIw)

102 Remember all the college football players wanting statues removed, buildings changed, songs changed, traditions changed because everything was Racist.
Then add in Covid cancellations.
College football shouldn't even count this year.
The whole season was a joke.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (NpAcC)

103 Didn't know Serling's WWII history. Many many other Hollywood and TV people, but not his.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (OTzUX)

104 Want to get rid of your wife,? Buy her these for her beauty regimen, slip them into her morning coffee. She drops dead, collect the insurance money. The perfect crime.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (NpAcC)


Do you ever plan on attending a MoMe?

Posted by: Unkaren at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (G0+GR)

105 Lin Wood being cited on Free Republic with batshit crazy twitter posts. Dude has lost his fucking mind. Is he off the meds? Did his autistic grandson get on his twitter? WTH??

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (yx0HS)

106 If Pence saves this I will rename my children to "Jeff" and build an erection in his honor.

Posted by: f'd at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (H8H8A)

107 The again, if Biden were using lead vessels to eat and drink from for the past 70+ years it would explain a lot.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)

Hold on there Pony Dog Face Buffalo Soldier!

I've been eating lead paint for years and my face is as smooth as a 7 year old's bottom.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Redskins Fan at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

108 Now a days you can count your Stars and Sport Stars who served on one hand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (85Gof)


Using only your thumbs!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (87oRe)

109 Are your cupboards bare yet, or have the locusts slowed down a bit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (xT2tT)
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Sadly, the locusts haven't been around much. Their families are mostly covid-fearful, which stinks. So I do still have some cookies hanging around.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (/669Q)

110 Interestingly, leeches have a legit medical application. When body parts are re-attached, leeches are used to prevent clotting and encourage blood flow to the re-attached part.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM (i0wNm)

So in the case of Mr. Bobbit...... leeches on his dick? Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (qQnCr)

111 #32
Nanxi should drink lots of it.
There. I said it.

Posted by: torabora at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (X9UrV)

112 There was a patent medicine called "Radithor" that was made with radium salts. I believe it was only shut down after a Congressman died a horrible death after drinking a couple bottles a day.

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That was Eben Byers. Not a congressman, but a wealthy businessman who drank it for years. He died a horrific death of multiple cancers. Scroll down through the pics of him here until you reach the one where half his face is gone.

https://tinyurl.com/yb96g9tk

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (O+I8R)

113 Lots of reattached severed body parts in that facility?

Nah, probably not.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (OTzUX)
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Humanzees.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

114 You're gonna die..

Posted by: The Leeches at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

115 If the VP could simply declare a states certified electors null and void, any opposing party's winning candidate would be blocked from office.

Posted by: Burnt Toast


If the VP could do that, Biden would have done it for Hillary in 2016.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (cb/hk)

116 Ben Had @ 95, horse stuff is good stuff. Mane and Tail. I rest my case.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (em79L)

117 Still time to buy a lottery ticket and dream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (Csafz)

118 So I do still have some cookies hanging around.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (/669Q)


Dear bluebell, my favorite commenter, I'll be right over to assist with the surfeit of cookies!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (87oRe)

119 Interestingly, leeches have a legit medical application. When body parts are re-attached, leeches are used to prevent clotting and encourage blood flow to the re-attached part.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 01, 2021 08:15 PM



And that's why Michelle Fields has two arms to this day...

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (786Ro)

120 The local news is essentially shaming Josh Hawley for the "nonsense" move of challenging the certification process.

It's so one-sided a report that it's actually a good example of how even local news is now so corrupt and flawed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

121 Only leeches encountered were little itty bitty ones in the jungle of Borneo. Annoying but harmless (bloody socks).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

122 Mane and Tail

That's where mom works.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby-elect at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)

123 Interestingly, leeches have a legit medical application. When body parts are re-attached, leeches are used to prevent clotting and encourage blood flow to the re-attached part.
Posted by: bonhomme

So in the case of Mr. Bobbit...... leeches on his dick? Ick.
Posted by: tcn in AK



How do you think the leeches feel?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (cb/hk)

124 That was Eben Byers. Not a congressman, but a wealthy businessman who drank it for years. He died a horrific death of multiple cancers. Scroll down through the pics of him here until you reach the one where half his face is gone.

https://tinyurl.com/yb96g9tk
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2021 08:19 PM (O+I8R)
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I knew it was someone prominent. It's been literally decades since I've thought of that stuff.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (Uhu8A)

125 Eromero, absolutely. Happy New Year to you and Mrs. E

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (4w4Fg)

126 Lin Wood

If Pence is arrested, @SecPompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad. He is a coward & will sing like a bird & confess ALL.
Posted by: Smelling salts, please at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (QiDfu)
**********
Seriously?
This is insane.
I am beginning to think Lin Wood is a Democrat plant.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (NpAcC)

127 If the VP could do that, Biden would have done it for Hillary in 2016.<<

Gore would have done it for Gore in 2000.

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (l3+k2)

128
Those pills, are they just first-generation BOTOX?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

129 Didn't know Serling's WWII history. Many many other Hollywood and TV people, but not his.


Iirc a lot of his sort of twisted stories came from his combat experiences.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (+ya+t)

130 Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)

So I guess Fentanyl would probably be the most easily accessible and most effective product for anyone serving government officials breaking the rules and eating in shut down environments.

We'll see how this year goes. Freedom loving people become quite ingenious.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (v2c9/)

131
Curly: What is it?
Moe: Brighto!
Curly: But whadday do with it?
Moe: You sell it. Now get movin'

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (786Ro)

132 121 Only leeches encountered were little itty bitty ones in the jungle of Borneo. Annoying but harmless (bloody socks).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

There are leeches in some of the lakes in Northern MI

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (ONvIw)

133 Dear bluebell, my favorite commenter, I'll be right over to assist with the surfeit of cookies!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (87oRe)
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Good! They're only slightly stale! Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (/669Q)

134 120 The local news is essentially shaming Josh Hawley for the "nonsense" move of challenging the certification process.

It's so one-sided a report that it's actually a good example of how even local news is now so corrupt and flawed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

I regularly hear the local news broadcasts and reporters on fox news on AM radio breaks inserting editorialized comments. Other day I heard on an E. WA station the local mope spouting off "And Trump made further false allegations regarding the election of 2020..." The scrunt said that and simply called the Prez "Trump." They don't even try to conceal it anymore.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:22 PM (yx0HS)

135 "Arsenic" wasn't an ugly word back then.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 08:23 PM (KAi1n)

136 Lin Wood being cited on Free Republic with batshit crazy twitter posts. Dude has lost his fucking mind. Is he off the meds? Did his autistic grandson get on his twitter? WTH??

He went full 💩venatti!

Challenge the Turtle to a death match, Lin!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 01, 2021 08:23 PM (G0+GR)

137 How do you think the leeches feel?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 08:21 PM (cb/hk)

Probably sorta gooey, if memory serves. We had tons of leeches in the lakes around here growing up, and you couldn't keep kids out of the water, so we had leech inspection after getting out. Some of them were huge.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 08:23 PM (qQnCr)

138 I wanted to make chocolate chip cookies and haven't, should tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 08:24 PM (Cxk7w)

139 NANCY PELOSI
HOME VANDALIZED WITH PIG'S HEAD, FAKE BLOOD...
The perp or perps spray-painted "Cancel Rent!" and "We Want Everything" in big black letters on her door ...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 08:24 PM (CZm2G)

140 Barely an inconvenience...
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:17 PM (87oRe)


It does make me wonder why Trump would have brought back various forms of federal execution. So much weirdness going on. So much psyops and misinfo.

Like, what ever happened to the Scytle servers that were supposedly take in a raid? Did the good guys not get them? And, what ever happened to Haspel? Kind of conspicuous by absence, since she was kind of everywhere in October. Either a lot is going on, or absolutely squat.

As somebody said after Lin's tweet about Epstein being alive. Wouldn't it be awesome if on 1/6 they trot Epstein in front of congress wearing an orange jumpsuit where he spills his guts complete with a slide show?

Who knows, but I'm entitled to dream. Since that sort of stuff won't happen during the sleep deprivation sessions at the reeducation camps.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at January 01, 2021 08:25 PM (L8ADy)

141 Lin Wood being cited on Free Republic with batshit crazy twitter posts. Dude has lost his fucking mind. Is he off the meds? Did his autistic grandson get on his twitter? WTH??

He went full venatti!

Challenge the Turtle to a death match, Lin!
Posted by: Unkaren


SWEEP THE LEG! Sweep the leg!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 08:25 PM (cb/hk)

142 So in the case of Mr. Bobbit...... leeches on his dick? Ick.

My Presidency will suck more than dick leeches.

Posted by: Joebama at January 01, 2021 08:25 PM (cCxiu)

143 cool thing about leeches- you don't feel them suckle your lifeforce away due to an analgesic property in their teeth and saliva/slime.

One of my co-workers told me that when he was a Marine and doing an exercise in Thailand, he discovered one hanging on his nutsack. He was able to extract it before it became dick size.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:25 PM (yx0HS)

144 There are leeches in some of the lakes in Northern MI
Posted by: CN

And you don't mention the Governor's office in MI?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 01, 2021 08:26 PM (gtatv)

145
Dick Fink?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 01, 2021 08:26 PM (LpUyf)

146 Jan 20, 2021

Joey Bidet raises his right and and he blows his final brain gasket.

Popcorn time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2021 08:26 PM (Csafz)

147 Better a leech than a lamprey.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

148 Better a leech than a Democrat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (Csafz)

149 Mmmm, leeches.

Posted by: Walleye at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (l3+k2)

150 Arsenic wafers? Maybe switch them out at communion for all thos pious liars on Capitol Hill.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (99Nt9)

151 Arsenic is harmless without the old lace.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (H8QX8)

152 104-I didn't know Serling was a veteran. Interesting now to think about all the episodes that were set in wartime. He operated from what he knew.
All the manly men in Hollywood were veterans...

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (USW1s)

153 Don't buy the wafers!

He's not just a Dick... He's also a Fink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (PBmdd)

154 Better a remora than a lamprey.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (em79L)

155 147 Better a leech than a lamprey.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 01, 2021 08:26 PM (yQpMk)


Or a surfeit of lampreys.

--Ngaio Marsh

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (TdMsT)

156 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

157 156 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)


I think vodka and gin?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)

158 Better a leech than a Democrat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (Csafz)

Kind of the same thing, aren't they?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (IVQPz)

159 120 The local news is essentially shaming Josh Hawley for the "nonsense" move of challenging the certification process.


Think he will sacrifice his political career for Trump? More bullshit I think.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (+ya+t)

160 156 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

Yes Nurse, but watch out- it'll hit you hard and fast.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (yx0HS)

161 But the NCAA is involved. So never mind. Big bank balances and small minds are a dangerous combination.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 07:57 PM (sy5kK)
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You guys realize the College Football Playoff's are not run by the NCAA. They use the NCAA rules for playing , but it is a separate 501c organization that runs the entire playoff and the NCAA has no say in who is in or out of the playoff.
The television rights were sold to ESPN. The selection board is made up 18 college AD's, former coaches, and until this year, Condeleeza Rice and some other athletic big wigs.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:08 PM (J0R9S)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:11 PM (J0R9S)
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Now that you mention it, Jen, I remember this as true. Still, this committee could have thought outside their very small box-brain and created a playoff game. And made millions.
The networks would have bid on the game in a second.
And existing games would still be the same. Opportunity lost, once again.
This year, some teams didn't know who they were playing until 4 days before the game.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

162 > Die Hard, The Abridged Script:

Thanks for that.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (i0wNm)

163 Lin Wood has just surpassed Avenatti on the insanity meter.
F him because he is hurting Trump and his supporters.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (NpAcC)

164 Better a remora than a lamprey.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (em79L)


I think the hierarchy is lamprey < remora < candiru!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (87oRe)

165 SWEEP THE LEG! Sweep the leg!
Posted by: rickb223

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (KAi1n)

166 Keto for ladies of a certain age lists salmon for breakfast.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (i8kUJ)

167 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?

Yes, it is the mixer that bumps up the carbs.
This site has a great visual:
https://tinyurl.com/y92oqwng

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (gtatv)

168 One of my co-workers told me that when he was a Marine and doing an exercise in Thailand, he discovered one hanging on his nutsack. He was able to extract it before it became dick size.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:25 PM (yx0HS)
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AoSHQ is the best reading. This is like a FrankenDigest of "Humor in Uniform" and "I Am Joe's Nutsack".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

169 Lin Wood picked a bad time to start smoking the kraken

Posted by: Nckate at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (c2XaW)

170 How would objecting hurt Hawley's career?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

171 didn't know Serling was a veteran. Interesting now to think about all the episodes that were set in wartime. He operated from what he knew.
All the manly men in Hollywood were veterans...
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (USW1s)
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Fun fact: Wayne Morris, who played the cowardly Lt. Roget in "Paths of Glory" was a genuine war hero, a naval aviator who earned four DFCs and two Air Medals.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (Uhu8A)

172
The local news is essentially shaming Josh Hawley for the "nonsense" move of challenging the certification process.

It's so one-sided a report that it's actually a good example of how even local news is now so corrupt and flawed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Most "local" news I see here is crap copied from national sources.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

173 Rod Serling used to teach creative writing at the University of Cincinnati, just down the road from me. He was writing for WLWT-TV at the time, mainly on their continuing drama The Storm.

Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (su76E)

174 Rod Serling at war!

For a variety of reasons, Serling was transferred to the 511th's demolition platoon, nicknamed "The Death Squad" for its high casualty rate. According to Sergeant Frank Lewis, leader of the demolitions squad, "He screwed up somewhere along the line. Apparently he got on someone's nerves." Lewis also judged that Serling was not suited to be a field soldier: "he didn't have the wits or aggressiveness required for combat." At one point, Lewis, Serling, and others were in a firefight, trapped in a foxhole [in the Philippines]. As they waited for darkness, Lewis noticed that Serling had not reloaded any of his extra magazines. Serling sometimes went exploring on his own, against orders, and got lost.

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Exploring a combat zone just for the hell of it seems to be, how should I put this?, not smart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

175 I think vodka and gin?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (TdMsT)


Gimlets, but with organic fresh limes!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (87oRe)

176 If Lin Wood really said that, the cheese has slid off his cracker.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (O+I8R)

177 Hi Bluebell!

*Puts plate under USB*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)

178 >>> I think the hierarchy is lamprey
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (87oRe)


lamprey < remora < candiru < megalodon < kamala

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (l6b3d)

179 NANCY PELOSI

HOME VANDALIZED WITH PIG'S HEAD, FAKE BLOOD...

The perp or perps spray-painted "Cancel Rent!" and "We Want Everything" in big black letters on her door ...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 08:24 PM (CZm2G)


Like I would even set foot there.

Posted by: Nancy at January 01, 2021 08:32 PM (2N7oZ)

180 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Depends on your poison.

Vodka, tequila, gin and whiskey mostly okay. Rule of thumb is clear liquors are okay.

No beer or wine, again, generally.

Mixed drinks you have to be careful. It all depends what you are mixing into your booze.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2021 08:32 PM (Rvt88)

181 bluebell, may I have a cookie?

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (i8kUJ)

182 redridinghood

One test with Induction Coupled Plasma, and you're off to jail.

The only element I can think that would be hard to detect is using heavy water. Very expensive.

Poisoning has been made detectable by analytical chemists and modern instrumentation. Even in the old days, they could tell. The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York by Deborah Blum is a well told tale about this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

183 Speaking of food...

I watch kids shows, especially these days since I don't want to be pissed off every hour.

There's a show called 'Just Add Magic' about three girls who 'inherit' a magic cookbook. The various recipes the girls cook have magical effects. Every episode in season 1 has the girls cooking...nice slow motion effects. It's a great show to watch if you have any young chefs in your family.

I finished season 1 twice...because it helps to understand everything. And the main star, Olivia Sanabia, I follow her on Instagram. She's 17 and the most beautiful girl and really pretty too..

During quarantine, she had "Positivi - tea with Olivia" where she would share good news and try to cheer people up. Baked a peach pie in one episode. She said Amazon, it is an Amazon show, had professional chefs come in and teach. Very nice show. Cooking. Kid friendly. No gay crap.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (v2c9/)

184 Or a surfeit of lampreys.

--Ngaio Marsh
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
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I love her books.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (/669Q)

185 A great keto cocktail is a Fresca Paloma.

Rim tall glass with salt Squeeze into glass 1/2 lime, add 2 shots tequila (1800 works great), 1 cup or so Fresca, lots of ice and stir

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

186
Keto for ladies of a certain age lists salmon for breakfast.
Posted by: ALH


Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

187 Hi Bluebell!

*Puts plate under USB*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (kTF2Z)
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Hi Duke! Here you go. Hope you're not allergic to nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (/669Q)

188 No mixers here.

Either a martini or Irish.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (U2p+3)

189 Rod Serling used to teach creative writing at the University of Cincinnati, just down the road from me. He was writing for WLWT-TV at the time, mainly on their continuing drama The Storm.

--

No kidding. I'm from Cincy and even I didn't know that little tidbit. Although I well remember WLWT, I didn't know he was ever there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (O+I8R)

190 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

Dude, you are so NOT bar-tending at the next MoMee!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (87oRe)

191 When I criticized Lin Wood for his handling of the Rittenhouse case I took some shit but this piling on from the conservative internet mob over some drunk Tweets is a little much.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (qH6FZ)

192 perps spray-painted "Cancel Rent!" and "We Want Everything" in big black letters on her door ...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 08:24 PM (CZm2G)
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Like I would even set foot there.
Posted by: Nancy at January 01, 2021 08:32 PM (2N7oZ)
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Hey, Nancy, they are your people.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 08:35 PM (CZm2G)

193 bluebell, may I have a cookie?
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (i8kUJ)
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Of course, my dear! Have a tin full.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:35 PM (/669Q)

194 How would objecting hurt Hawley's career?


I'm afraid I'm losing faith in anyone that pretends to be supporting Trump. Biden gets in they'll be throwing sand in anyone's gears that doesn't play ball. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (+ya+t)

195 Botox is also a toxin if that hasn't been mentioned already.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

196 Hi Duke! Here you go. Hope you're not allergic to nuts.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:34 PM (/669Q)

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*Opens mouth to speak. Finds no words.*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

197 I got bit by a redbug (chigger) on the end of the my....well..you know while field exercise in 79 in Mississippi. Had this epic boner and itched like hell. Wife at time asked 'what the everliving fcuk is that?'. Didn't believe my story.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (em79L)

198 Of course, my dear! Have a tin full.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:35 PM (/669Q)


You are the best! Thank you!

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (i8kUJ)

199 Nephew Newsome getting recalled, Auntie Pelosi being vandalized...

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (l3+k2)

200 Can one drink alcohol while on keto?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

Yes Nurse, but watch out- it'll hit you hard and fast.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at Jan

Nah. Eat enough steak or cheese and youll be dandy

Diet Coke and vodka or pretty much anything on the rocks is good to go

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

201 NANCY PELOSI
HOME VANDALIZED WITH PIG'S HEAD, FAKE BLOOD...
The perp or perps spray-painted "Cancel Rent!" and "We Want Everything" in big black letters on her door ...
Posted by: Braenyard

What do we want?

EVERYTHING!

When do we want it?

YESTERDAY!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)

202 Lin Wood being cited on Free Republic with batshit crazy twitter posts. Dude has lost his fucking mind. Is he off the meds? Did his autistic grandson get on his twitter? WTH??
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 01, 2021 08:18 PM (yx0HS)

I just looked at his twitter account and I don't see the above tweet. My guess is there is a parody account and someone thinks it's Lin.

He has posted some off the charts aggressive insults toward people, but the above quote is not there.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (J0R9S)

203 193 bluebell, may I have a cookie?
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (i8kUJ)
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Of course, my dear! Have a tin full.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:35 PM (/669Q)
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*ahem*

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2021 08:38 PM (MVjcR)

204 *Opens mouth to speak. Finds no words.*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
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Sigh. Walnuts, hazelnut, pecans, almonds, peanuts.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:38 PM (/669Q)

205 Diet Coke and vodka or pretty much anything on the rocks is good to go

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Those lemon-flavored seltzer waters make an excellent mixer for scotch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 01, 2021 08:38 PM (Uhu8A)

206 *ahem*
Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2021 08:38 PM (MVjcR)
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Make room next to the boiled peanuts!

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (/669Q)

207 There are other disgusting quack remedies besides leeches. I remember reading about an olde-tyme weight-loss scheme, which consisted of ingesting a small tapeworm. Eat all you like and lose weight! Because the tapeworm in your gut would consume all the food you swallowed. Short-term gain, long term big problem.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (bPzRZ)

208 You have to be decisive on punt returns. Unless you are Deion Sanders you will do better to get upfield than to wait for a seam.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (yQpMk)

209 dick leeches > clit ticks

Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (cCxiu)

210 Flavored Tonic water with quinine . Kill two birds with one stone.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (2DOZq)

211 We always have lemon seltzer but not using it in my Scotch, tried a brandy mix with it but didn't work.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (Cxk7w)

212 Those lemon-flavored seltzer waters make an excellent mixer for scotch.

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: Dr. Campbell and Dick Fink at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (W4eKo)

213 Botox is also a toxin if that hasn't been mentioned already.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

Botulinum toxin is a neurotoxic protein produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. Why anyone thinks this is a good thing to inject into your face, just inches from your brain?

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (oGBso)

214 Sigh. Walnuts, hazelnut, pecans, almonds, peanuts.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:38 PM (/669Q)

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In that case, no allergies. Thanks! Nom nom

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (kTF2Z)

215 dartist, unlike many I don't have instant insight into public figure's true motivations, so focus only on actions. But Hawley, and everyone else, will have quite a challenge living up to Trump's level of political integrity (saying what you mean/doing what you say).

Though there is apparently no need to do so, not for this electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (OTzUX)

216 Done had coconut pie, ready for Wild Turkey 101 part deux.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:41 PM (em79L)

217 Because the tapeworm in your gut would consume all the food you swallowed. Short-term gain, long term big problem.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (bPzRZ)
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Didn't Maria Callas, the opera singer, do that?

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:41 PM (/669Q)

218 170 How would objecting hurt Hawley's career?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

Back room backstabbing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

219 Now that you mention it, Jen, I remember this as true. Still, this committee could have thought outside their very small box-brain and created a playoff game. And made millions.
The networks would have bid on the game in a second.
And existing games would still be the same. Opportunity lost, once again.
This year, some teams didn't know who they were playing until 4 days before the game.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

IMO, it's ruined the bowls and made a lot of teams feel there is nothing to play for if they aren't in the CFP.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (J0R9S)

220 Poisoning has been made detectable by analytical chemists and modern instrumentation.

So? Poison in plain sight. People die everyday from Fentanyl OD. Never suspicious.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (HSweC)

221 I ate dinner but all these fried chicken ads and pizza ads are driving me nuts. I thought I was doing great because I only gained two pounds this year.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (USW1s)

222 I just looked at his twitter account and I don't see the above tweet. My guess is there is a parody account and someone thinks it's Lin.


Like the "Sean Spicier" parody account back in the days after Sean Spicer left the WH.

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (oGBso)

223
Make room next to the boiled peanuts!
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (/669Q)
-------
They're soaking overnight, and not quite ready for me to eat the entire 2.5#.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2021 08:43 PM (MVjcR)

224 218 170 How would objecting hurt Hawley's career?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:30 PM (OTzUX)

Back room backstabbing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:41 PM (sy5kK)


Ve haff our vays!

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at January 01, 2021 08:43 PM (87oRe)

225 Modern always-connected society is far more vulnerable than most realize. Many under the age of 30 carry no cash at all. They are entirely reliant on a smoothly running infrastructure for nearly everything. Take that away and they're completely helpless.

Just imagine what would happen if the lines were cut to some of the server farms run by, say, Google or Facebook. Or if accidents started happening at major transformers outside of big blue cities. The mind reels.

Posted by: Catoi at January 01, 2021 08:43 PM (viged)

226 A mysterious shelf structure? In Ace's apartment?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (lgiXo)

227 Hawley won't object. No Senator will object.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (evxBY)

228 Short-term gain, long term big problem.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (bPzRZ)

It was a two-stage thing... You ate the tapeworm eggs, and then when you hit your target weight, you took a low dose of poison ( I think also arsenic, like the complexion wafers) to kill the worms.

Problem was, the worms would seriously weaken your body, and if you were small-statured to begin with, the dose wasn't low *enough* and...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (PBmdd)

229 19 Arsenic and lead, the organic minerals!
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 01, 2021 08:05 PM (4vNgL)

+1

Posted by: Gilded at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (BRkq2)

230 I thought I was doing great because I only gained two pounds this year.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (USW1s)

Hmm!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (87oRe)

231 Maria Callas? Maybe that's where I read about the tapeworm. I know she had lots of problems maintaining a constant weight. Actually, losing weight tended to badly affect her voice; it seems her body needed to have a certain bulk to produce enough resonance. Maybe that's why opera singers have traditionally been on the large side.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:45 PM (bPzRZ)

232 Just experimented with a new hot choc drink...my go-to Mexican hot chocolate (muy spicy) and added.....peanut butter! It's amazing.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 01, 2021 08:45 PM (99Nt9)

233 Go Buckeyes!

I bet there are a bunch of bars that wish they had the special exemption that tyranical shit gnome DeWine gave the NFL tonight. But he needs his magic to work.

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 08:46 PM (vMCab)

234 The Mad Hatter was a character based on real life. Hat makers would use mercury in the process and people who wore these hats sometimes were poisoned and went 'mad'.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

235 Or if accidents started happening at major transformers outside of big blue cities. The mind reels.

Like using leaf blowers and bags of graphite dust?

I heard it takes years to get replacement transformers.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (xLLsA)

236 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
************
Yes, but your excuse would be my wife orders these for her skin regimen, "how was I suppose to know she was going to ingest them?" "Maybe since it says "safe" on the box, she thought it was safe to ingest."
A lot of people use to order this to kill rats and when they poisoned their intended victim they got caught.
Sometimes years later when the body was exhumed.
But this was for beauty and it says safe.
It would he hard to prove intent.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (NpAcC)

237 Just imagine what would happen if the lines were cut to some of the server farms run by, say, Google or Facebook. Or if accidents started happening at major transformers outside of big blue cities. The mind reels.
Posted by: Catoi at January 01, 2021 08:43 PM (viged)

I think many people are thinking about these kinds of things.

Not everyone is like the poster I saw on another site mentioning that he had gas masks, body armor, 100,000 rounds of ammo and 300 similar pissed off buddies.

Liberals would like to discount those type of posters but there is a Hollywood bank shootout documentary. Two heavily armored guys and the cops couldn't take them down.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (v2c9/)

238 Dr. Mabuse @ 231- What was that Russian dancer who danced to Bolero at age 60 something? Don't remember name but she was one hot mama.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (em79L)

239 Dr. Campbell was such a quack, I bet he didn't even put real arsenic in the wafers. Probably used mercury or some other substance that has no proven beautifying qualities at all.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at January 01, 2021 08:49 PM (qpX6U)

240 IMO, it's ruined the bowls and made a lot of teams feel there is nothing to play for if they aren't in the CFP.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (J0R9S)



Because the Papa John's Bowl played on December 28 between 2 7-5 teams really meant something before the playoff existed.

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 08:49 PM (vMCab)

241 Wouldn't boiled peanuts be mushy?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:49 PM (TdMsT)

242 If those tweets are real, it sounds like Lin Wood has gotten into the bath salts.

JFC!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (dv1GM)

243 LadyL, boiled peanuts are what GOD and the angels eat while watching Clemson play.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (em79L)

244 >>> 241 Wouldn't boiled peanuts be mushy?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:49 PM (TdMsT)


Yes, they are as horrid feeling as you imagine.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (l6b3d)

245 Because the Papa John's Bowl played on December 28 between 2 7-5 teams really meant something before the playoff existed.

*ahem*

Posted by: The Poulan Weedeater Bowl at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (W4eKo)

246 I just looked at his twitter account and I don't see the above tweet. My guess is there is a parody account and someone thinks it's Lin.

He has posted some off the charts aggressive insults toward people, but the above quote is not there.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:37 PM (J0R9S)


Twitter locked his account until he deleted the insane tweet.

Posted by: Maga forever at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (4Mnh+)

247 "Wouldn't boiled peanuts be mushy?"

Boiling peanut butter would be less mushy than the cold stuff.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (qpX6U)

248 Has Lin Wood tweeted something to say those aren't his tweets?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

249 All the lizard people will be revealed. 2021 is year zero of the human uprising.

Posted by: Lin Wood at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (H5knJ)

250 230- Hey! I resemble that remark!!!

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (USW1s)

251 Looks like another hoax crime for the left. Supposedly, Nancy Pelousi's house was vandalized with graffiti. "We want everything!" Really?

Posted by: Unkaren at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (G0+GR)

252 227 Hawley won't object. No Senator will object.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 01, 2021 08:44 PM (evxBY)

I agree. They all want Trump gone. Every fucking one of them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (H8QX8)

253 Twitter locked his account until he deleted the insane tweet.



But they're not publishers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

254 A Trump note from the past,

https://twitter.com/i/status/1344886963678179328

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (CZm2G)

255 They're soaking overnight, and not quite ready for me to eat the entire 2.5#.


I have to ask what boiled peanuts are. Do you boil raw peanuts or is it thing you guys say to laugh at people from the north?

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

256 242 If those tweets are real, it sounds like Lin Wood has gotten into the bath salts.

JFC!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (dv1GM)

Trump surrounds himself with only the best Bath Salts users.

Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (arJEx)

257 176 If Lin Wood really said that, the cheese has slid off his cracker.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 01, 2021 08:31 PM (O+I8R)

That's a new one to me. And funny, too.

A bottle short of a six-pack.
Both oars aren't in the water.
The bubble is off-center.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

258 Twitter locked his account until he deleted the insane tweet.
Posted by: Maga forever at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (4Mnh+)

Why wouldn't they suspend him for a day or month or whatever? He has tweets up from the last couple of hours. When I looked one was only 9 minutes old.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (J0R9S)

259 I watch kids shows . . .

-
I watched Mike Tyson Mysteries thinking it was an animated kids' show. Animated it is but kids' show it is not. Iron Mike voices his own character and makes fun of himself and everybody else. For example, he's sworn off violence but had his fingers crossed on two exceptions 1) Grand Wjzard of the KKK and 2) if somebody builds a time machine so he can go back and punch out Hitler. Garry Kasparov introduces himself as a grandmaster and Tyson interprets that as a Grand Wizard and punches him out. Mike mistakes chess playing computer Big Blue as a time machine with Hitler inside and punches it out revealing an IBM fraud (not that a fine company like IBM would do such a thing).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

260 Hats off to Dave Portnoy for setting up barstoolfund for small businesses & restaurants. He has a bunch of short videos surprising these people, really good stuff. They've raised over 16 million already.


https://tinyurl.com/yaadxksj





Posted by: WeBoned! at January 01, 2021 08:54 PM (8k7U7)

261 Ohio State is playing very hard, I'll give them that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 08:55 PM (yQpMk)

262 Twitter locked his account until he deleted the insane tweet.

-
Insane is the new normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (+y/Ru)

263
Rim tall glass with salt Squeeze into glass 1/2 lime, add 2 shots tequila (1800 works great), 1 cup or so Fresca, lots of ice and stir
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

Ahh, the old Fresca - Tequila trick. Best during hot summer days. Learned that in college.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

264 Grump928 @ 261- The are well rested, ain't played much this year, have they?

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (em79L)

265 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

266 Like using leaf blowers and bags of graphite dust?

I heard it takes years to get replacement transformers.
Posted by: Doctor President Elect at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (xLLsA)

Carbon fiber cloth stripped into threads and a t-shirt cannon?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (/Dgcm)

267 Why wouldn't they suspend him for a day or month or whatever? He has tweets up from the last couple of hours. When I looked one was only 9 minutes old.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (J0R9S)

Probably because he's a high profile user with lots of followers and it's the first time he's gone full crazy violence in a tweet.

If he continues doing he'll definitely get suspended

Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (arJEx)

268 I love me some Fresca.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

269 @256

I don't think Lin Wood is directly affiliated with the President, he seems to be freelancing.


I think this bullshit has pushed some people over the edge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 08:57 PM (dv1GM)

270 I think there's a handful in both houses who have no desire to see Trump gone. A handful. Who would constitute the tiny group of sane, responsible adults in the two bodies.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 08:57 PM (OTzUX)

271 Why wouldn't they suspend him for a day or month or whatever?

Makes no sense. More disinformation.

Posted by: The Poulan Weedeater Bowl at January 01, 2021 08:58 PM (W4eKo)

272 @270

And by handful you literally mean five in each chamber.

If there were widespread support for Trump in Congress we probably are not where we are.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 08:59 PM (dv1GM)

273 I heard it takes years to get replacement transformers.
Posted by: Doctor President Elect at January 01, 2021 08:48 PM (xLLsA)


BiL worked for a major power company, said six months minimum for substation transformers. He might have said they were made in Chy-Nah, but I am not sure about that!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (87oRe)

274 I think this bullshit has pushed some people over the edge.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 08:57 PM (dv1GM)

The China Flu Scam has broken many a weak minded individual. As intended.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (R/m4+)

275 Why anyone thinks this is a good thing to inject into your face, just inches from your brain?

Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at January 01, 2021 08:40 PM (oGBso)

It's a great idea!

Posted by: America's Pharmaceutical Industry at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

276 Leftist news flash story on my tablet
6 arrested in Philadelphia doing damage to federal buildings

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (Cxk7w)

277 @274

Especially the young, it's really scary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (dv1GM)

278 Power out. No writing tonight.

Posted by: KT at January 01, 2021 09:01 PM (FxZc/)

279 Ohio State-Clemson has been fun so far.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:01 PM (oZuI0)

280 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers
Posted by: DB




F'n cocksuckers did the same here.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (cb/hk)

281 259 I watched Mike Tyson Mysteries thinking it was an animated kids' show. Animated it is but kids' show it is not. Iron Mike voices his own character and makes fun of himself and everybody else.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)


The best part of that show is Norm MacDonald providing the voice of a foul-mouthed, chronically masturbating pigeon.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (DTX3h)

282 To Serve Man is on the TWZ now. One of my favorites

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (NpAcC)

283 That reminds me: I'm completely out of Arsenic Complexion Wafers.

Happy New Year, everybody!

Posted by: sinalco at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (yODqO)

284 KT - huh? Extreme weather your location? Aren't you northern central valley?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (OTzUX)

285 The China Flu Scam has broken many a weak minded individual. As intended.....

I witness it each and every day. It's tragic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (W4eKo)

286 264 Grump928 @ 261- The are well rested, ain't played much this year, have they?
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (em79L



Not as if they were given the choice with all their stupid rules. How many college age people have died from covid again?

Fucking shithead "experts"

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (vMCab)

287 Ohio State-Clemson has been fun so far.


Bodies are flying everywhere. There will be bruising.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

288 207 There are other disgusting quack remedies besides leeches. I remember reading about an olde-tyme weight-loss scheme, which consisted of ingesting a small tapeworm. Eat all you like and lose weight! Because the tapeworm in your gut would consume all the food you swallowed. Short-term gain, long term big problem.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (bPzRZ)

Over 79% of all doctors recommend Chesterfield cigarettes! They are smooth!

Posted by: 1950's Advertising Industry at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

289 243 LadyL, boiled peanuts are what GOD and the angels eat while watching Clemson play.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:51 PM (em79L)


We don't boil peanuts in Ohio.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

290 Leftist news flash story on my tablet
6 arrested in Philadelphia doing damage to federal buildings

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (Cxk7w)


Mostly peaceful damage to federal buildings comrade.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (IVQPz)

291 Unpossible, from WZ

shorturl.at/jqsN3

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (87oRe)

292 Especially the young, it's really scary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 09:00 PM (dv1GM)

Yup....the utes have been conditioned to believe what the guvmint tells them. Government skools have done a great job of that. Sad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (R/m4+)

293 Ohio State-Clemson has been fun so far.

I should have bet the over. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:04 PM (W4eKo)

294 I watched Mike Tyson Mysteries thinking it was an animated kids' show. Animated it is but kids' show it is not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

That sounds wonderfully bizarre.

Many of the cartoons these days are very adult. Think "Archer". I don't watch much animated stuff. I just want to be able to sit down for 22 minutes sometimes, watch characters I care about and laugh without being bombarded by all the gay crap.

And we all here, rightfully hate Disney. But their Disney Channel shows are really well done and well written. I find them funnier than most 'adult' shows. And the kids on Instagram - all the girls are girly. And family and God are most important to them. It's like a propaganda backfire.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 09:04 PM (v2c9/)

295 I heard it takes years to get replacement transformers.
Posted by: Doctor (penquin)

A neighbor is an EE at AEP here. For some of the big monster substation transformers, he has said there can be up to a four year lead time for certain types/models.

Many of them are one of a kind builds.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2021 09:04 PM (Rvt88)

296 To Serve Man is on the TWZ now. One of my favorites
Posted by: redridinghood



425 degrees for three & one half hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:04 PM (cb/hk)

297 Raining pretty good here in se Pa, better than snow I guess.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:05 PM (Cxk7w)

298 We don't boil peanuts in Ohio.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (TdMsT)


More's the pity, but seriously you should listen to Eromero. You have no idea how good they taste!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:05 PM (87oRe)

299 Boiled peanuts are yucky.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (i8kUJ)

300 I have never cared for boiled peanuts but Mrs928 loves them. She always makes me pull over at those roadside stands.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (yQpMk)

301 Hrothgar - in the LA area, so many medical workers are refusing the vaccine that it's caused the organizers to revise their distribution plan. In one adjacent county, it may be as much as 50% are turning it down.

Any allocation not starting with elderly and medically frail is so incredibly stupid and indefensible as to be perfectly routine in the rubble of what was our society.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (OTzUX)

302 I think there's a handful in both houses who have no desire to see Trump
gone. A handful. Who would constitute the tiny group of sane,
responsible adults in the two bodies.


I'd bet there are more than that but how many are willing to stand up and take a beating rather than the envelope of cash.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (+ya+t)

303 I have never cared for boiled peanuts but Mrs928 loves them. She always makes me pull over at those roadside stands.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)



Peanuts in Coke.
I was country when country wasn't cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:07 PM (cb/hk)

304
IMO, it's ruined the bowls and made a lot of teams feel there is nothing to play for if they aren't in the CFP.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 08:42 PM (J0R9S)

I hate it when I am always completely agreeing with someone. But I am.

The Rose Bowl used to be a special game for a special day. Now, just another NY day game.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

305 Boiled peanuts are yucky.
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (i8kUJ)


Incorrectly prepared, perhaps, but even a mediocre cook can do them justice! If you start with good peanuts!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:07 PM (87oRe)

306 The DEMOCRATS NT!!
Come for the politics. Stay for the tapeworms.

Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2021 09:07 PM (bVhJi)

307 265 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

Donate it to your favorite political cause. Maybe you could think of a few? Or buy Bitcoin. That will teach the govt not to give away money.

Posted by: Catoi at January 01, 2021 09:08 PM (viged)

308 *Deep thoughts with qdpsteve*

Vegetables don't function well as tables.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Turns out you can't refuse the $600 covid pacifier


you can give it away, but you can't give it back

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:08 PM (iTXRQ)

310 Mac Jones would have made that throw.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

311 Pssst, Mike Tyson Mysteries has always aired on the Adult Swim section of Cartoon Network.

*Adult* Swim.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:08 PM (oZuI0)

312 Hrothgar - in the LA area, so many medical workers are refusing the vaccine that it's caused the organizers to revise their distribution plan. In one adjacent county, it may be as much as 50% are turning it down.

Posted by: rhomboid



More across the pond are refusing.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (cb/hk)

313 how the fuck is $600 supposed to make up for a year of bullshit

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (iTXRQ)

314 So the $600 deposits are already going out. How long until we all get the other $1400?

(My hunch is never.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)

315 the $600 covid pacifier

Pretty much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (W4eKo)

316 Over 79% of all doctors recommend Chesterfield cigarettes! They are smooth!
Posted by: 1950's Advertising Industry at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

No Alzheimer's.

Posted by: So there's that at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (BRkq2)

317 The $600 is taxable income, right?

Posted by: davidt at January 01, 2021 09:09 PM (l3+k2)

318 davidt, just like your tax refund, yes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2021 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

319 I put my $600 to the side because I might need it to pay income taxes.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:10 PM (i8kUJ)

320 I have to ask what boiled peanuts are. Do you boil raw peanuts or is it thing you guys say to laugh at people from the north?
Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 08:53 PM

The real southerners like my wife pronounce them "boled "

Posted by: clutch at January 01, 2021 09:10 PM (9UmRs)

321 What are these college football teams doing to fight racism?

Everyone satisfied with their efforts on this today? Surely they're using their high profile today to fight for racial equity?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:10 PM (OTzUX)

322 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

Donate it to your favorite political cause. Maybe you could think of a few? Or buy Bitcoin. That will teach the govt not to give away money.
Posted by: Catoi


Choctaw Indians tepee fund.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (cb/hk)

323 Any allocation not starting with elderly and medically frail is so incredibly stupid and indefensible as to be perfectly routine in the rubble of what was our society.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (OTzUX)


We are watching the rapid redefining of almost every detail of a once great civilization.
Maybe we should have pushed back on the liberal capture of the language and redefinition of every word except "a", "an", and "the"?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (87oRe)

324 >The $600 is taxable income, right?


yes
unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (iTXRQ)

325 I'd bet there are more than that but how many are willing to stand up and take a beating rather than the envelope of cash.
Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:06 PM (+ya+t)

Is it the envelope of cash vs the remote control car bomb? Any updates on Nathanial Deal's "automobile accident"? Or the Georgia Bureau of Investigation detective who was investigating said accident, and promptly committed suicide?

The Communist Left is applying serious pressure in plain sight while claiming plausible deniability.

Our side has millions and millions of law abiding folks asking for the rule of law to be followed.

The Left has communist revolutionaries who operate BAMN.


Posted by: Doctor President-Elect Boots at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (oGBso)

326 Lots of stuff going on in the crazysphere tonight. Pence on a plane that's not AF2; rumor is he has resigned. Facebook ran a story that Biden was stepping down as president elect. Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)

327 The $600 is taxable income, right?
Posted by: davidt


1st round wasn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (cb/hk)

328 What are these college football teams doing to fight racism?

Everyone satisfied with their efforts on this today? Surely they're using their high profile today to fight for racial equity?



West Virginia told me yesterday that Talent is evenly distributed, it's just Opportunity that isn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

329 Headline at HotFart: COVID is leading to more treatment-resistant STDs.

Bill Clinton will be demanding a massive government response soon!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2021 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

330 Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Well, that one I saw on Lin Woods' Twitter account. I think he's gone around the bend.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 09:12 PM (/669Q)

331 For giggles looked up 396 Broadway NY on Google map, now the Pearl River Mart, department store of Asian products

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:12 PM (Cxk7w)

332 It's cool that the TZ episodes sometimes has exterior shots of NYC back when it was a normal place to live, relatively speaking.

No trash on the streets. Pedestrians neatly dressed with hats, suits, and ties and all heading somewhere with purposeful strides. Thriving businesses with not empty storefronts. No layabouts, hustlers, street performers, or panhandlers. sigh.

To Serve Man is on now.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (USW1s)

333 256 Trump surrounds himself with only the best Bath Salts users.
we talkin' the best users of bath salts or users of the best bath salts?

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (5br8a)

334 Trump surrounds himself with only the best Bath Salts users.


we talkin' the best users of bath salts or users of the best bath salts?
Posted by: Anachronda


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (cb/hk)

335 I like the CFP.

It's just fine with 4 teams.

When you consider that the 1-seed has blown out the 4-seed more than not in the past 7 playoffs, why does anyone want to see a 1 vs. *8* matchup? (Yeah, $$$$$, I know.)

As for the other bowls, there's still something to them, especially the big ones.

Christian McCaffrey played in the Rose Bowl, but backed out of the Sun Bowl.

College football is the one big sport where numerous teams can end the season with a win, even if it's nothing to do with winning the entire sport.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (oZuI0)

336 Danggit, I hate that opportunity isn't being evenly distributed.

I assume we can look forward to an Even Opportunity Distribution Act early in the new Congress. With a Making Life Fair Act to follow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (OTzUX)

337 They actually are the equivalent of the Washington Generals.

You know the Globetrotters "Opposing" team. They played it straight and still lost the game. And one thing is they always seemed to fall for all the tricks. No matter how often they got played.

Here's the Republicans falling for the same old tricks by the Dems. It's striking because for the last 4 years there hasn't been much of this. We've been winning. What a contrast, huh.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (XmbnD)

338 Everyone satisfied with their efforts on this today? Surely they're using their high profile today to fight for racial equity?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:10 PM (OTzUX)

Nope....both head coaches are honkies and most of the fans are too.
Things must change.....the coaches and fans should mirror their teams before we can have true equity.

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Idiot on TV at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM (R/m4+)

339 Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow


Or else... he will tweet at them a second time?

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

340 Give back whatever is left after the taxes on that $600, no doubt like $100 could be taxed.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM (Cxk7w)

341 307 265 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

a-HEM! Yoo-Hoo!

- Ace's Tip Jar

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

342 I assume we can look forward to an Even Opportunity Distribution Act early in the new Congress. With a Making Life Fair Act to follow.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (OTzUX)


I am trying to fill out my application for the post of Handicapper General, while avoiding the use of any gender or otherwise revealing pronouns

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:15 PM (87oRe)

343 To Serve Man is on now.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (USW1s)

The quintessential Twilight Zone Episode

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 01, 2021 09:16 PM (85Gof)

344 That department is named the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

Not the equal employment outcome commission.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:16 PM (XmbnD)

345 330 with pictures of Epstein and Maxwell attached

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 09:16 PM (ONvIw)

346 The $600 is taxable income, right?


yes
unless I'm wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (iTXRQ)
********
I don't think it is.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:16 PM (NpAcC)

347 Not a fan of boiled peanuts.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:17 PM (USW1s)

348 Have a good night all, can't get off my daily schedule to much.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 09:17 PM (Cxk7w)

349 344 That department is named the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission

Not the equal employment outcome commission.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:16 PM (XmbnD)


The Equal Capability Employment Commission was rejected out of hand as too discriminatory!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:17 PM (87oRe)

350
We don't boil peanuts in Ohio.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:03 PM (TdMsT)

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee. And we don't take our trips on LSD.

- Merle Haggard

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:17 PM (sy5kK)

351 Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow

Or else... he will tweet at them a second time?
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM

Pussy.

Posted by: The French at January 01, 2021 09:18 PM (7FtE7)

352 184 Or a surfeit of lampreys.

--Ngaio Marsh
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
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I love her books.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 08:33 PM (/669Q)


I'm so happy to know someone else who loves her books!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

353 Cute doggehs, these QBs have.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (oZuI0)

354 Rod Serling also graduated from Antioch University in Yellow Springs.

Antioch was always progressive/left, but it graduated a lot of smart people for being such a small school.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)

355 I still say Sharpton was replaced by an alien. He used to be fat but his head was in proportion.

Now his body look like it came from someone else and his head is a little big for his body.

He looks really weird these days. Just like an alien wearing someone's body like a costume.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (XmbnD)

356 207 There are other disgusting quack remedies besides leeches. I remember reading about an olde-tyme weight-loss scheme, which consisted of ingesting a small tapeworm. Eat all you like and lose weight! Because the tapeworm in your gut would consume all the food you swallowed. Short-term gain, long term big problem.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 08:39 PM (bPzRZ)

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The Science Museum of Minnesota has an exhibit of Questionable Medical Devices, with stuff like this. Though it was better when it was a standalone Museum of Questionable Medical Devices, lots of stuff packed into a couple rooms. The Science Museum exhibit is a little too neat and clean.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (CAJOC)

357 So ok, one more time. Peanuts are planted in rows and the actual peanuts are under the ground. In October -November you pull them up, pick them off the vine and wash them. They go STRAIGHT in the pot with a handful of salt and you boil them for 30-45 minutes. Some like Weasel let them soak overnight in the brine but I prefer to drain them and eat them hot. Any leftovers are eaten cold over the next 24 hours. Thus spake the Eromero clan back over 150 years.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (em79L)

358 I'm so happy to know someone else who loves her books!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
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I've read all of them that my library has. Which may be all of them.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (/669Q)

359 Or else... he will tweet at them a second time?


Maybe a strongly worded letter would work.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (+ya+t)

360 Hey
the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers
Posted by: DB

F'n cocksuckers did the same here.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:02

Just checked, no 1200 for the 2 of us. Anyone know how they prioritize auto deposits? Just curious.

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (/LM9B)

361 And outside of Disney shows, here is a YouTube video of the North Hollywood Gun Battle. I'm watching it now.

That was 2 guys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEpvWKRrYY

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (v2c9/)

362 I didn't get $600 in any account. I have a part time job...did I make too much money (HAHA) to get one?

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (USW1s)

363 Lilly of AT&T has filled out her derriere nicely.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (oZuI0)

364 Shibumi, I just checked a bunch of twitter feeds from people in the know and saw no evidence of any of this stuff. I think this is not stuff to put out there without putting some links or cite some sources.Big difference between Lin Wood, not an elected official and Pence and Biden.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (sd8p8)

365 First some of you are dunking on grits. Now boiled peanuts?

*Slips back into Texas twang of my youth*

Fuck all y'all!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 09:21 PM (kTF2Z)

366 Perused the content; rookie mistake. Coulda' been Three Hundred and Sixty Second.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

367 Lilly of AT&T has filled out her derriere nicely.


I don't care for her new hair, or her communism.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

368 326 Lots of stuff going on in the crazysphere tonight. Pence on a plane that's not AF2; rumor is he has resigned. Facebook ran a story that Biden was stepping down as president elect. Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)


Anyone could make more fun rumors than those. Someone is not trying hard enough.

I just heard that Eric Swalwell was so enamored of his latest fart that he has proposed marriage to it. They plan to live together as man and wife. Negotiations are underway about which of them will take which role.

Posted by: Splunge at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (RzGcW)

369 I brought a can of boiled peanuts back to Canada after a grocery shopping trip south of the border. They looked pretty intimidating when I opened that can, but boy were they GOOD! I moved on to boiling them myself once I found you could buy raw peanuts in the shell at Asian grocery stores. Very easy to make - just boiled with a lot of salt; the recipes online.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (bPzRZ)

370 Al Sharpton was not replaced by an alien.

He was ALWAYS an alien.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

371 354 Rod Serling also graduated from Antioch University in Yellow Springs.

Antioch was always progressive/left, but it graduated a lot of smart people for being such a small school.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)

--Do they have a Holy Hand Grenade in the stacks?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (oZuI0)

372 Arsenic wafers pair well with old lace.

Posted by: Miklos, true, because it was in a movie at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

373 I haven't seen my $600 yet and got the last one pretty promptly. I think Minuchin said they would all be out by Tuesday.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (sd8p8)

374 Did Al Sharpton have bariatric surgery?

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:23 PM (i8kUJ)

375 Oh FFS.

I received $600 in a checking account.

It's like a slap in the face.

And yes, I'll hit the tip jar with it.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:23 PM (TdMsT)

376 It's a cockroach wearing a Sharpton suit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:23 PM (yQpMk)

377 So ok, one more time. Peanuts are planted in rows and the actual peanuts
are under the ground. In October -November you pull them up, pick them
off the vine and wash them. They go STRAIGHT in the pot with a handful
of salt and you boil them for 30-45 minutes. Some like Weasel let them
soak overnight in the brine but I prefer to drain them and eat them hot.
Any leftovers are eaten cold over the next 24 hours. Thus spake the
Eromero clan back over 150 years.


Thank you for that. I'd like to try those some time.

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:23 PM (+ya+t)

378 Swalwell only sniffs Chinese knock-off farts.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (H5knJ)

379 so do you boil the peanuts with the shells on? do they get all mushy? what's the deal

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)

380 First some of you are dunking on grits. Now boiled peanuts?

*Slips back into Texas twang of my youth*

Fuck all y'all!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 09:21 PM


Gotta back Duke on this one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

381 We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee. And we don't take our trips on LSD.

- Merle Haggard
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:17 PM (sy5kK)
***********
Replace the "don't" with "do" and sign it Lin Wood.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (NpAcC)

382 --Do they have a Holy Hand Grenade in the stacks?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist


Actually, the home campus in Yellow Springs (Ohio) is closed because they went bankrupt.
They tried to re-open a few year ago, and I think it failed.
They had a lot of "remote" campus offices for teaching elsewhere, and they let the home campus go broke.

But no hand grenade in the stacks. That wouldn't have been Politically Correct.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

383 Breaking: Animal handlers have trained monkeys to share an Amazon account.


They are Prime Mates.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (KnJdm)

384 374 yes he did. He used to be obese. Lotta gold chains, and a James Brown hairdo.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (USW1s)

385 ---Hey

the government put $600 in my bank account

how do I give it back to the mf-ers
---
Gifts to the United States

U.S. Department of the Treasury

Reporting and Analysis Branch 2

P.O. Box 1328

Parkersburg, WV 26106-1328

Posted by: irright at January 01, 2021 09:25 PM (BB7pQ)

386 the government put $600 in my bank account
how do I give it back to the mf-ers

I plan to ask my Senators and Representative to send theirs to me.

Posted by: Miklos,planning a government cheese gubs and fondue party at January 01, 2021 09:25 PM (QzkSJ)

387 I'm pissed that I have not yet received my 600 bones.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:26 PM (oZuI0)

388 358 I'm so happy to know someone else who loves her books!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
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I've read all of them that my library has. Which may be all of them.
Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 09:20 PM (/669Q)


The stories are outdated, of course, but the books are very well written. A touch of sarcasm and biting humor. I think she wrote 32 or 33 in total. Her autobiography is very interesting.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:26 PM (TdMsT)

389 Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
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And Trump came back to DC instead of enjoying his New Year's party.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 09:27 PM (CZm2G)

390 Ronald Reagan was seen emerging from Roswell to save the Republic.

Posted by: The Interwebz at January 01, 2021 09:27 PM (W4eKo)

391 Any leftovers are eaten cold over the next 24 hours. Thus spake the
Eromero clan back over 150 years.


Thank you for that. I'd like to try those some time.
Posted by: artist


Yeah, boiled peanuts, etc., are only good when they are picked VERY fresh and then boiled.

I, personally, never boil peanuts, because they don't grow where I live. But, I HAVE heard rumors of peanut boiling. It's hot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

392 Rod Serling also graduated from Antioch University in Yellow Springs.

Antioch was always progressive/left, but it graduated a lot of smart people for being such a small school.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:19 PM

=====

--Do they have a Holy Hand Grenade in the stacks?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM


Not anymore. If there as smart as Bozo says, they can count to at least 5.

Which wouldn't be smart anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (DMUuz)

393 Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:13 PM (USW1s)

You're kidding right? Those were scenes staged for the episode.
New York City was filthy back then. You have to go back to the war years to find the place clean and then only in the neighborhoods that were racially heterogeneous.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (XmbnD)

394 Murders, shootings increased by more than 50 percent in 2020, overall crime down: The Chicago Police Department announced on Friday that for a fourth consecutive year, overall crime citywide has been reduced.


Not only is crime down (don't mention the murders and shootings) but the chocolate ration will be increased from 30 grams to 25 grams.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (IVQPz)

395 For a Friday, it sure feels like Saturday.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

396 @364 When I posted these bizarre rumors, I said they were from the crazysphere. The Pence thing is, I think, based on the fact that he is rumored to be flying in a plant that is not AF2. Once again, from the crazysphere. The Lin Wood stuff is on Lin Wood's twitter acct.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (ZCiJZ)

397 DB, no you don't shell them before you boil them. Raw green peanuts are not real easy to shell. Most true southerners shell boiled peanuts with their front teeth. If I see somebody shelling boiled peanuts with their fingers and they are in Lexington County S.C. they ain't from around them parts.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (em79L)

398 2021 doesn't need to be miserable, but pretty sure that idiot Biden will make it so. Because he's an asshole, and it's what assholes do.

Don't fall for the big 2021 unity tour - they really do want you dead and gone.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Owkjs)

399 339 Lin Wood tells Breyer and Roberts to step down by noon tomorrow or else.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow

Or else... he will tweet at them a second time?
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at January 01, 2021 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

No, son of English pig dog... go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

Posted by: French Knight at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

400 I didn't get $600 in any account. I have a part time job...did I make too much money (HAHA) to get one?
Posted by: Dr. Vivi

Nothing for me and I'm retired doing both jack and shit. I think The Bank's 'please don't sue us' settlement last year put me over the top of allowable income. Dunno.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2021 09:28 PM (Rvt88)

401 Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)

Boiled with shells on, they get soft, but not mushy, very tasty! Note: do not eat the shells!

See Eromero @ 357

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:29 PM (87oRe)

402 I'll look at it this way: the $600 will almost, but not quite, pay for my recent "acquisition" and additional brass.

Thanks, leftists.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

403 Ladyl, what did you end up getting?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ZCiJZ)

404 Pence is going to be in Milner, GA next week, for a campaign event.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (i8kUJ)

405 I'm pissed that I have not yet received my 600 bones.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:26 PM (oZuI0)
*************
You may not get it. I doubt I will because you have to make under a certain amount per individual and per married couple.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (NpAcC)

406 Damn, Fields got tattooed.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (oZuI0)

407 Mike Richardson, the former Chicago Bears star cornerback who was a part of the Super Bowl XX team, was arrested Wednesday on murder charges in Arizona.


ESPN and the Chicago Tribune had detailed that Richardson had been convicted of more than 20 crimes between 1992 and 2008.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (IVQPz)

408 403 Ladyl, what did you end up getting?
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ZCiJZ)


Glock 43X

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (TdMsT)

409 Fear the Cowboy Collar.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (yQpMk)

410 I don't care for her new hair, or her communism.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:21 PM

I, for one, would be willing to spend long hours teaching her the Way of the Horde.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (7FtE7)

411 The stories are outdated, of course, but the books are very well written. A touch of sarcasm and biting humor. I think she wrote 32 or 33 in total. Her autobiography is very interesting.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:26 PM (TdMsT)
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Outdated is fine by me. I like the escapism. She was a good writer.

Posted by: bluebell at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (/669Q)

412 leave no mole unturned. Wood writes some interesting prose.

Posted by: CN at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (ONvIw)

413 Shibumi--why do I feel an overwhelming urge to buy a canoe now?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (TdMsT)

414 357 So ok, one more time. Peanuts are planted in rows and the actual peanuts are under the ground. In October -November you pull them up, pick them off the vine and wash them. They go STRAIGHT in the pot with a handful of salt and you boil them for 30-45 minutes.
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Ok, now I get it. Boiled instead of roasted. We grow a surprisingly diverse amount of stuff in WA state because of the varied climate, but peanuts aren't one of them.


Thx, Eromero.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK)

415 Uh oh, may be a targeting call coming up.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (oZuI0)

416 Glock 43X

Nice. Bozo Conservative wants a Glock as well, but a larger one.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (ZCiJZ)

417 ESPN and the Chicago Tribune had detailed that Richardson had been convicted of more than 20 crimes between 1992 and 2008.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (IVQPz)


Clearly he was systemically denied an opportunity to excel!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM (87oRe)

418 I don't like that penalty applied that way. That was just a good hit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:32 PM (yQpMk)

419 Shibumi--why do I feel an overwhelming urge to buy a canoe now?
Because it's fun to go canoeing with your firearms?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:32 PM (ZCiJZ)

420 408 403 Ladyl, what did you end up getting?
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (ZCiJZ)


Glock 43X
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (TdMsT)

nice.
make sure to practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

421 Theo, Fowlers Solution is an old Austrian mountaineer tonic to increase red blood cells

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (v/0KI)

422 Damn, Skalski from Clemson ejected for targeting.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (oZuI0)

423 OSU!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (W4eKo)

424 Hmm. State goes up by two TDs.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (yQpMk)

425 You may not get it. I doubt I will because you have to make under a certain amount per individual and per married couple.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:30 PM (NpAcC)


It is only fair, because you once had #WorkPrivilege

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (87oRe)

426 nice.
make sure to practice, practice, practice.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:33 PM (sy5kK)


I have lessons starting the third week in January. Until then, it's hidden in a wall of my house.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (TdMsT)

427 Just saw a clip of NYE celebrants in Wuhan. The streets were packed. Compare to tumbleweeds in Times Square.

It's all bullshit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

428 back when I had all my teeth, I would occasionally snack on roasted-in-the-shell peanuts

about every 5th one (but only if it was a 'single') I would eat with the shell on
has a mild vanilla flavor

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (iTXRQ)

429 393-I was referring to some of the scene setters in the beginning of episodes, like the one of Times Square. There were parts of NYC that looked okay even in the 60's. It was in the 70's that things got ugly.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (USW1s)

430 Trump appointed judge dismisses Gohmert's lawsuit against Pence.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (NpAcC)

431 What does "outdated" mean?

Posted by: Homer at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (BRkq2)

432 It is going to be tough for Fields not to stiffen up during halftime.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

433 Nice. Bozo Conservative wants a Glock as well, but a larger one.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 09:31 PM


Glock 40. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:35 PM (DMUuz)

434 I moved on to boiling them myself once I found you could buy raw peanuts in the shell at Asian grocery stores. Very easy to make - just boiled with a lot of salt; the recipes online.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 01, 2021 09:22 PM (bPzRZ)


Old bay seasoning, or that cajon or creole stuff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 01, 2021 09:35 PM (/Dgcm)

435 Just saw a clip of NYE celebrants in Wuhan. The streets were packed. Compare to tumbleweeds in Times Square.

It's all bullshit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris



Saw the same picture on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:35 PM (cb/hk)

436 431 What does "outdated" mean?
Posted by: Homer at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (BRkq2)


Lol.

Social references.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:35 PM (TdMsT)

437 I have lessons starting the third week in January. Until then, it's hidden ...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (TdMsT)


So you have still time for canoe shopping!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (87oRe)

438 I don't like either of these teams, but that targeting call was bullshit. They didn't make a move until Fields didn't get up. Just play flag football from now on.

Really is the most idiotic call in football because it's completely ruled by the referee's feelings.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (qoNQ/)

439 Lawrence is a very good QB, but except for the Championship game last year, has not really faced a big deficit in a big game.

This will be an interesting three quarters.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (oZuI0)

440 If the steal goes through, the GOP and their enablers should understand that they will no longer be needed by the Progs to keep up appearances of a two-party system after they take full control. They become annoying expendables. Have they not thought that far ahead?

Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (bVhJi)

441 Murders, shootings increased by more than 50 percent in 2020, overall
crime down: The Chicago Police Department announced on Friday that for a
fourth consecutive year, overall crime citywide has been reduced.


Unfortunately taxes must be raised once again, lol. Dirty, lousy, crooked motherfvckers!

Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)

442 The best place to hide a pistol is on your person.

There's lots of incidents where stuff has happened in the home and the people just happened to be carrying and saved themselves.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (XmbnD)

443 >>Did Al Sharpton have bariatric surgery?
Posted by: ALH

I went with the tape worm gambit. Raised my IQ too!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (0FTCx)

444 Trump appointed judge dismisses Gohmert's lawsuit against Pence.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (NpAcC)


"They're all in this together!"

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (87oRe)

445 Did Al Sharpton have bariatric surgery?


My bet is the HIV slims.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (yQpMk)

446 116 Ben Had @ 95, horse stuff is good stuff. Mane and Tail. I rest my case.
Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 08:20 PM (em79L)

Bag balm for lips and ... other things.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (qyH+l)

447 Just imagine what would happen if the lines were cut to some of the
server farms run by, say, Google or Facebook. Or if accidents started
happening at major transformers outside of big blue cities. The mind
reels.
Posted by: Catoi at January 01, 2021 08:43 PM (viged)

I'd love to see it just so I could holler out at them..."Whatza matter kid? You ain't got an ap for that? Wanna see an incredible life hack? This is a gun. Now gimme that gold chain and all your food.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (cCxiu)

448 Try Arsenic Wafers!
You could look like the chick in the photo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (CjFDo)

449 Those thinking of Glocks, should bear in mind their were several offered on the pistol range at the TxMoMe. And come to thing of it there were some boiled peanuts on the chowline too, though they had been frozen then thawed.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (em79L)

450 The GOPe is never getting another dime outta me.

And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)

451 442 The best place to hide a pistol is on your person.

There's lots of incidents where stuff has happened in the home and the people just happened to be carrying and saved themselves.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:37 PM (XmbnD)


I'm not going near it until I get instruction!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (TdMsT)

452 Have they not thought that far ahead?

Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2021 09:36 PM (bVhJi)


That would imply they had some sense beyond their innate instinct for graft!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:39 PM (87oRe)

453 Did Al Sharpton have bariatric surgery?
Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2021 09:23 PM


Them Greeks stole my adipose tissue!

Posted by: THE Rev. Al Sharpton at January 01, 2021 09:39 PM (DMUuz)

454 There's lots of incidents where stuff has happened in the home and the people just happened to be carrying and saved themselves.
Posted by: jakee308

My youngest son carries even when he visits us at our place. It did surprise Momma once during a hug.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 01, 2021 09:39 PM (Rvt88)

455 I imagine grits and boiled peanuts will be the official foods of our new country when the South rises again.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:39 PM (MPYWI)

456 450 The GOPe is never getting another dime outta me.

And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)


You and me both, dahlin...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

457 Glock 40. Accept no substitutes.

The G21 will do in a pinch.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (W4eKo)

458 A commenter at CTH, something that made me smile:

"This reminds me of the Philistines bringing Samson out to mock him right before he pulled the whole stinking palace down on their hideous drunken orgy. Last time I saw PT, his hair looked like it had grown a bit."

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (OssQ4)

459 441-It's BS. the lockdowns reduced the number of people on the streets. Some crime may be reduced because there were fewer people outside....but if any crime rates increased, they increased even though there were fewer people outside.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (USW1s)

460 And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.
Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Might as well not vote cause the machine will flip it to D anyway in another landslide democratic victory!

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:41 PM (MPYWI)

461 Glock ... when you're not ready for H&K. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:41 PM (DMUuz)

462 According to my bank's newsletter, the Covid Relief $600 won't start until Mon. Jan. 4.

And that squares with what Treasury said.

And it also fits with their work load as they've been pumping out the SS and disability checks since Dec.31. Usually it's the 3rd of the month but that's on a Sunday so it moves to the next previous business day which because of New Years was Dec.31.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:41 PM (XmbnD)

463 457 Glock 40. Accept no substitutes.

The G21 will do in a pinch.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (W4eKo)

That is two deficiencies I hope to remedy in the coming year.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2021 09:42 PM (KnJdm)

464 > Glock ... when you're not ready for H&K. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax



this guy gets it

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:42 PM (iTXRQ)

465 January 1, 2021

Where's my flying car????

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:42 PM (XmbnD)

466 Glock 19 Gen IV and a G42

Klunky triggers, but they work. Dirty, wet, muddy, run over. They work.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

467

Don't like grits?

Or oysters , or okra, or wimmin?

I praise and celebrate all all such homos.


More for me

Posted by: Miklos, planning for post-America at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

468 hey, it's that guy who played Sgt. Carter in Gomer Pyle USMC! The episode is "The Dummy" with Cliff Robertson.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (USW1s)

469
I have lessons starting the third week in January. Until then, it's hidden in a wall of my house.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:34 PM (TdMsT)

Take it out when you are alone, obviously you keep the ammo stored, check one more time that it is empty, and just handle it. Point at a specific thing in your room, a door knob, a corner of a room, anything. Practice pulling the slide back, with the mag in. Dryfiring doesn't hurt it, it's not a rimfire.
You will get more comfortable with it in your hand.

When you get to the range, you'll feel like a pro.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)

470 Great. Gun snobs.

If it puts rounds down range then it's doing it's job.

All the rest is just foofawrah.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (XmbnD)

471 Dabo better make some hella halftime adjustments.

Speaking of, word is that Sarkisian is the heir apparent at Alabama, not Dabo. Is is because Sark's cheaper and 'Bama assumes Dabo will command too much money from Clemson? I thought because he's a Tide alum is was a horribly kept secret Dabo would take over for Saban.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (oZuI0)

472 I just finished watching that North Hollywood Gun Battle video,

There is a much better documentary on it. But still, that was 2 guys.

We're going to see what happens on the 6th. But if Biden is President Elect...wow...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (v2c9/)

473 Or a surfeit of lampreys.
--Ngaio Marsh
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 08:27

What English king died of a surfeit of lampreys? Henry II?

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (/LM9B)

474 So far, I don't think I am going to like the rest of 2021!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (87oRe)

475 And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)

Yep. That's how I used to vote, right up until 2008. That's what I'll go back to. Protest vote, every time.

Posted by: April at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

476
When you get to the range, you'll feel like a pro.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)


I won't lie.

Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

477 Duncantrax @ 461- Now you know I own a H n' K, I just carry Glocks 90 percent of the time.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (em79L)

478 The GOPe is never getting another dime outta me.

And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


*Fistbump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (cb/hk)

479 According to my bank's newsletter, the Covid Relief $600 won't start until Mon. Jan. 4.
When does the currency collapse, hyperinflation set in, and the great global reset occur? This $600 won't be a drop in the bucket of the hardship that will come. I don't think people understand we're at the brink of permanent shortages of all products and food lines. Doesnt even matter if Trump stays in cause he wants to send us $2k.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:45 PM (MPYWI)

480 I won't lie.

Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)


As you should be. Guns are known to randomly come to life and attack their owners.

Posted by: The Media at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (S8ePJ)

481 450 The GOPe is never getting another dime outta me.

And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)

You've got that right, sister.

Well, you aren't my sister, but you get what I mean.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (sy5kK)

482 what on earth is going on with Clemson? They have gone cold.

Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (a0IVu)

483 I just told my family that I feel like we are living through the collapse of Rome in real time.

Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (bVhJi)

484 480 I won't lie.

Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)


As you should be. Guns are known to randomly come to life and attack their owners.

Posted by: The Media at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (S8ePJ)

A gun once bit my sister.

Posted by: flounder at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (KnJdm)

485 When you get to the range, you'll feel like a pro.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)


Ladyl, this is good advice, and I am quite you are going to be very careful with ammo. Familiarity with the weight and feel of the gub is a learned skill!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (87oRe)

486 If they can have voters who are dead then we can have candidates who are dead.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:47 PM (XmbnD)

487 My Mother taunted my gun once. Once.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

488 I"m scared shitless of The Thing, too!!!

Posted by: Macready at January 01, 2021 09:48 PM (USW1s)

489 Glock ... when you're not ready for H&K. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax


I want a Glock 17 or 34, because the magazines are interchangeable with my Keltec 9 mm carbine.

I have shot Hogmartin's H&K, and it is a fine piece. I really liked that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

490 Levin and Bongino going after Adam Kinzinger.
Grifter Kinzinger definitely needs to be primaried-

https://tinyurl.com/ybxj437o

Posted by: redridinghood at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (NpAcC)

491 Doesnt even matter if Trump stays in cause he wants to send us $2k.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:45 PM (MPYWI)


The $2000 was to buy a little breathing time while Trump kicked ass, now that is just a faint illusory dream!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (87oRe)

492 There is some hard hitting going on.

Bama will benefit either way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) goes full Madden at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

493 Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

------

Once you've clear/safed it, it's as harmless as a paperweight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)

494 You know that they screen write in votes for people who are fictitious or dead.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (XmbnD)

495 Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM


You made an excellent choice. Learn the 4 Rules of Firearm Safety. Many ranges offer training, often ladies-only.

And, of course, the MOAMoMes, the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (DMUuz)

496 According to my bank's newsletter, the Covid Relief $600 won't start until Mon. Jan. 4.

And that squares with what Treasury said.
Posted by: jakee308


Ours is showing as "pending" with a Jan 4th date.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 01, 2021 09:50 PM (cb/hk)

497 Buy dummy rounds and use them when you practice dry firing. You'll know whether or not it is well lubed, when you cycle them through.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2021 09:50 PM (LxTcq)

498 460 And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.
Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Might as well not vote cause the machine will flip it to D anyway in another landslide democratic victory!
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:41 PM (MPYWI)

There's also the obstacle that anyone on the GOP ticket will be OWNED by the same mega donors who just had a landslide-elected POTUS removed.

I was thinking of writing in GFY.

Posted by: Gilded at January 01, 2021 09:50 PM (BRkq2)

499 Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)

Once you've clear/safed it, it's as harmless as a paperweight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Practice handling and practice shooting should get you over being afraid of it. Guns are not scary, if they are handled carefully and used properly.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 01, 2021 09:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

500 482 what on earth is going on with Clemson? They have gone cold.
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (a0IVu)

--It's a weird game after a weird season.

After Watson's victory over Alabama four years ago, I know they (i.e., Swinney) have a rabbit in their hat, but we'll see if they can pull it out.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:51 PM (oZuI0)

501 459 441-It's BS. the lockdowns reduced the number of people on the streets. Some crime may be reduced because there were fewer people outside....but if any crime rates increased, they increased even though there were fewer people outside.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:40 PM (USW1



It will be interesting to see the murder rate in places like Minneapolis in a year or two whenever they get the numbers published. If it's like Baltimore after their riots over a thug dying the murders had a noticeable increase. Of course they like to claim other crime in Baltimore dropped but I doubt that. Are you going to report that you were mugged or had something stolen when the police have announced ahead of time they're not going to do shit about it. Murders get reported because you can't ignore the corpse rotting in the street.

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 09:51 PM (vMCab)

502 WDONTUP!
Get thee hence!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:51 PM (87oRe)

503 The $2000 was to buy a little breathing time while Trump kicked ass, now that is just a faint illusory dream!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar
OK well hopefully we just get the kicking ass part then.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:52 PM (MPYWI)

504 > According to my bank's newsletter, the Covid Relief $600 won't start until Mon. Jan. 4.


my bank emails me when there's a credit, so it said the $600 was there and it would post to my acct on Monday 1/4

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 01, 2021 09:52 PM (iTXRQ)

505 475 And I may not vote seriously again. Write in Ronald Reagan from now on.

Screw em.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 09:38 PM (U2p+3)

Yep. That's how I used to vote, right up until 2008. That's what I'll go back to. Protest vote, every time.
Posted by: April at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

Upgrade that to Trump. Loved Reagan, but I'm not sure he would have the stones to take on today's challenges. And his solutions are past their sell date. Taxes are no longer the issue they once were, it's the culture, stupid.

Posted by: Catoi at January 01, 2021 09:52 PM (viged)

506 Once you've clear/safed it, it's as harmless as a paperweight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2021 09:49 PM (kTF2Z)


Because then it actually is a paperweight!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at January 01, 2021 09:53 PM (87oRe)

507 482 what on earth is going on with Clemson? They have gone cold.
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (a0IVu)



Ohio State is actually a good team, despite what the SEC blowjob crew would have you believe.

Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 09:53 PM (vMCab)

508 Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (oZuI0)

Satan is retiring?

Posted by: clutch at January 01, 2021 09:54 PM (9UmRs)

509 It is good to be respectful of a gun.

Too many get comfortable and lose the respect they should have and get casual about handling. And that's when they shoot themselves.

No one's ever been shot by and unloaded gun. Problem is that all guns are loaded until you have verified it yourself and if you haven't had the gun in sight then you don't know for sure what it's status really is. So always check.

They make that even easier than racking the slide there are cutouts so you can see if a cartridge is in the barrel and some guns have a cocked indicator. Also they can be checked by touch on the slide.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:54 PM (XmbnD)

510 476
When you get to the range, you'll feel like a pro.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
I won't lie.
Right now I'm scared shitless of the thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (TdMsT)
----
So check twice, even three or four times that it's empty. Practice dropping the magazine and clearing the chamber. Again and again.
The most experienced shooters I've ever met constantly check, and ALWAYS clear it before they hand it over to someone else. Who ALWAYS clears it again.
And a bonus, every time you get more practice pulling back the slide and the gun feels more comfortable in your hand. And more comfortable in your mind.

You want to have this habit ingrained into your mind asap.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:55 PM (sy5kK)

511 Ohio State is actually a good team, despite what the SEC blowjob crew would have you believe.
Posted by: buzzion
Says Ohio state fans everytime while America watches them faceplant, everytime. Ohio state is almost as overrated as Notre Dame.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 01, 2021 09:55 PM (MPYWI)

512 nood






ONT



WeirdDave

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 09:55 PM (v2c9/)

513 "Murders get reported because you can't ignore the corpse rotting in the street."
Yet.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 01, 2021 09:55 PM (USW1s)

514 I suppose Clemson will get Dabo'ed good at halftime. I hate to say this but I might miss the second half. I gotta get up at 0400 for work.

Posted by: Eromero at January 01, 2021 09:55 PM (em79L)

515 What if no one voted and there were GFY rallies outside the polling stations?

Would they fake the numbers to try to make people believe that more than 1000 people voted GOP?

Posted by: Gilded at January 01, 2021 09:57 PM (BRkq2)

516 Ohio State is actually a good team, despite what the SEC blowjob crew would have you believe.
Posted by: buzzion at January 01, 2021 09:53 PM (vMCab)

Or SECSPN.

Posted by: clutch at January 01, 2021 09:58 PM (9UmRs)

517 470 Great. Gun snobs.

If it puts rounds down range then it's doing it's job.

All the rest is just foofawrah.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 01, 2021 09:44 PM (XmbnD)

Ladyl is a brand new, first time gun owner. And until a few years ago, had no idea she would ever be one. But her general awareness of the direction of our country, combined with a TxMoMe visit, changed her mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 09:59 PM (sy5kK)

518 This kid Fields for Ohio State has got some grit and a decent read of the defense...could the Jets have screwed up in reverse?

Posted by: Boswell at January 01, 2021 10:00 PM (w2LAm)

519 I think there will be some neutered GOP presence allowed, a controlled opposition, to give the illusion that we're still a republic of free men.

You know, Constitution theatre. To go along with the Debate Theater in Congress, Hygiene Theatre at the CDC, Security Theater at the airports, Investigation Theater at the FBI/CIA, and Justice Theater in the courts.

Everybody's a performer now.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 01, 2021 10:00 PM (USW1s)

520 483 I just told my family that I feel like we are living through the collapse of Rome in real time.
Posted by: Jmel at January 01, 2021 09:46 PM (bVhJi)
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Interesting, Michael Savage, who did his last show over radio on NYEve, said the same thing, and knows his history as well as anyone. He is now podcast only.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

521 The Chicago Police Department announced on Friday that for a fourth consecutive year, overall crime citywide has been reduced.

Unfortunately taxes must be raised once again, lol. Dirty, lousy, crooked motherfvckers!
Posted by: dartist at January 01, 2021 09:36

I think Chicago crime has decreased because a lot of it is unreported. Ask Wyatt about crime reporting in recent yrs. Can't tell the rubes the truth, it would look bad.

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 10:16 PM (/LM9B)

522 I'm well over 60 years of age, and have been following world events since we all marched down to the new Interstate interchange to salute Dwight Eisenhower on his way to go duck hunting with his campaign manager.

I have NEVER known a year when somebody wasn't citing the fall of Rome. EVERY YEAR. Nobody ever, EVER compares the United States to the successful, sunny years of Roman prosperity (hint: that's a joke).

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 01, 2021 10:22 PM (zMFmR)

523 471 Dabo better make some hella halftime adjustments.


Watch the wheel, not the girl!

DABO!

Posted by: Quark at January 01, 2021 10:23 PM (qyH+l)

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