Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot, And Days Of ONT

Welcome to the last ONT of 2020. What better tribute to the year gone by than a Joker meme?


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Of course, as always, The Simpsons did it first.


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When In The Course Of Human Events

So, when all is said and done, how are you going to remember the year 2020? I'm very much afraid that it may go down as the beginning of the end of the Republic.

Yes, It Was a Stolen Election

1960 was likely a stolen election too, but it wasn't this obvious, and we didn't have a situation where the institutions that were supposed to protect the Republic instead either conspired to end it (DOJ, MSM) or refused to do their job (SCOTUS). What happens in 4 years if, after a disastrous and unpopular Harris administration, the Republicans run a strong candidate like, say, Rick Grennell, and he loses because of unexpected results in, say, Georgia and Texas. The media will go on and on nonstop about how “inbred southern rednecks wouldn't vote for a gay man”, despite evidence that the difference was precincts voting 135% for Harris in Atlanta, Austin, Houston and Dallas. Where is the “just consent of the governed” then? Without it, what is the government's basis of legitimacy? We all know where that leads:

The Sovietization of California

Whatever happens, we'll come out of it better and stronger, if likely smaller. We even have the paperwork ready, I quoted from it in the title to this section.


Adventure Is Out There

I'm going to assume that this is not an elaborate suicide and the guy is wearing a parachute, but you wouldn't catch me doing it.

I guess it's better than what they had in the 60s:

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Related: In case you missed it, Mis Hum posted a link to this article earlier in the week:

7 Absurdly Dangerous Toys That Your Parents And Grandparents Probably Got For Christmas

It's a good article, and some of the toys were genuinely dangerous, but what I noticed was the whole hand-wringing “Oh we need more regulations and the government must save us!” tone of it all. Then I took a peek at the author's photo. Xir looks like an ad for soy milk.

The World Of Tomorrow

Since we're on the cusp of a new year, it's appropriate to look ahead to what's next. When I was a kid, my absolute favorite cartoons were Tex Avery's “The X of Tomorrow!” series. Well, here's a link to all four of them for you to enjoy:

The World Of Tomorrow

And here's a link for the mother-in-law.


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I tell you, one of the reasons this year won't be totally bad in my book is that this year, we moved to Texas. When people ask me why, I simply tell them that I felt like living in America again. One example: masks. I haven't worn a mask in weeks (except for about 15 minutes in the AT&T store when I had to get a new phone after my old one broke. They require them). Many people down here do, but many do not, and everybody seems to be OK with that. Oh, I'm sure there are Karens here too, but I haven't run into any. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Tyler is the most conservative town in America. In any event:

Horowitz: Comprehensive analysis of 50 states shows greater spread with mask mandates


Speaking Of Texas

I found this cool picture on the Traces of Texas Twitter feed (@TracesofTexas):


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There's a neat story behind it, which you can read about here.


Musical Interlude

Why don't we stay in the 70s for a moment?

I remember most of these. I didn't count, but probably 90%. How about y'all?


Modern Marvels

Here's a cool model of an escalator

I KNEW the basement didn't just fill up with stairs. I knew it, knew it, knew it! I don't care what my grandpop told me!

And speaking of engineering, think of what goes into building a suspension bridge. I bet most of y'all have seen the famous footage of the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse. It was a result of something called aeroelastic flutter , you can learn more about it here. Ever wonder what it's like during a high wind on a modern bridge that's designed not to collapse?

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the RV of the future:

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Look at that thing. I mean, who doesn't want to be running a lathe while driving down the highway at 70 per?


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1 Last ONT of 2020!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 First.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 31, 2020 10:02 PM (qpX6U)

3 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:02 PM (SchxB)

4 Effin willowed. Of course.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:03 PM (26cfN)

5 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:03 PM (Rvt88)

6 hiya

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:03 PM (i8kUJ)

7 Is that Bob Dobbs of the Church of the Subgenius driving that RV?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

8 happy new year!

Posted by: wing at December 31, 2020 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

9 Would have been 1st but was staying 2020 safe.

Posted by: Rex B at December 31, 2020 10:04 PM (SWBn2)

10 Hola.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 10:04 PM (BtQKn)

11 Yaaaay - owww. "looks like spam." TY, Pixy.

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NOOD

It's really been a great year. Daughter got married. That's a big one. Had no wedding and delayed and reduced honeymoon, but, married.

Milady and I and our kids and grandkids and my Mom all made it through the year with our health.

Trump continued to do God's work in exposing the depth and breadth of Lucifer's twisted manipulations.

They didn't catch me. Yet. I'll take what I can get.

But, wow, wait 'til you see what interesting times 2021 will be!

Posted by: mindful webworker
202020202020
at December 31, 2020 10:04 PM (xdNUT)

12 I saw Aeroelastic Flutter open for Ultravox at the 930 Club.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

13 Is that Karen Carpenter or David Cassidy?

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:05 PM (i8kUJ)

14 I want to thank ace and everyone who contributes to the content here, it really fills a void. And also to the horde. Old (ish) and alone in the deep blue whole, it's easy to forget there are normal insane people out there. Happy New Year.

Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 10:05 PM (aAQRl)

15 "hole'.

Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 10:06 PM (aAQRl)

16 Congrats on your daughter's wedding, mindful webworker! Glad your family made it through the year healthy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 10:06 PM (BtQKn)

17 Happy New Year y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2020 10:06 PM (LkzOc)

18 In the future you will grasp a rotary saw blade while building a birdhouse while cruising the highways.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 31, 2020 10:06 PM (qpX6U)

19 Karen Carpenter and Happy New Year horde.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:07 PM (+q3Wx)

20 Tex Avery's future is far more plausible than what 2020 was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:07 PM (5wnOU)

21 That singer from the Guess Who (in the 70's song compilation) looks a lot like Governess Whitmer when he strains and opens his gaping maw.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Hola.
Good evening, your highness.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:07 PM (SchxB)

23 Good evening, your highness.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:07 PM (SchxB)

Good evening, favored subject. And how are you doing today?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 10:08 PM (BtQKn)

24 You're in Sussex County, moved there within the last two years, right? Or am I mistaking you for someone else?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:03 PM (pNxlR)


Yep, moved here a year ago. My folks have been here since '99. I basically spent half my childhood here in the Delaware Seashore State Park campground, until mom and dad built near Bethany in 87. I stayed in PA until 2006, when I moved to TX then here to LSDE last December.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:08 PM (26cfN)

25 Hi chique

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (i8kUJ)

26 The sound on that bridge clip is a the bridge telling you to leave.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (6Pqz7)

27 Hi ALH!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (BtQKn)

28 Oh and hey, to end the year of 2020, Mr. DG fell off a ladder at work and broke three ribs. This year can go fuck off.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (26cfN)

29 I made it to the last ONT of 2020! I'm not going to make it much longer, though. I'm tard. Going to bed, 'rons. See you in the morning.

Posted by: April at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (OX9vb)

30 Dear diary: day 22,633 and the fat rat bastards are still f'ng things up. Considering drastic response.

Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at December 31, 2020 10:09 PM (MExyg)

31 Good evening, favored subject. And how are you doing today?

Honored that you should inquire. I am doing well enough, all things considered. How fares your royal self?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (SchxB)

32 Further to the earlier discussion regarding the USAF's Project Thor, AKA "Rods from God":

https://tinyurl.com/Project-Thor-Rods-From-God

Apparently each of the tungsten rods costs $230M to create and ship into space and deploy. Ouch.

Hmmmm, why tungsten? Why not nickel-iron? Good ol' Asteroid Psyche 16 is out there just waiting for the US Space Force to corral it and turn it into lethal munitions.

Space . . . The Final Frontier . . . for Red Shirts

Happy New Year, Horde. God bless all of you.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (1YlHz)

33 Willowed so a repeat .

Can't fucking quote anyone without offending pixy, so I'll just say I
fear 2021 may end up making 2020 like a pick-a- nick.Think I'll go sit
outside and pretend I'm in a firefight. With a double.

Posted by: Javems at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (8SSHh)

34 Last ONT of 2020!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace


Heh!

That's what YOU think!

Happy New Year, Eris, and hope all is well in the Mitten Kingdom. Well, as well as can be expected with Thulsa Doom in the governor's office.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

35 The RV of the Future looks a lot like Bruce McCall's work.

In any event, I wish each and every one you folks an awesome 2021.

You're the best people on the planet. Never, ever forget that.

Love you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (l9m7l)

36
LOL on the RV of the future.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

37 Horowitz: Comprehensive analysis of 50 states shows greater spread with mask mandates

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Damnit! Just believe and masks will save us! Stop trying to not believe or we are damned and it is your - yes your- fault!

So reads the the book of Science, 2020.

Next chapter: Climate Change...

Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (Ojki1)

38 I guess we know what we're all doing this New Years. I can't think of a finer group of folks to hang out with.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:11 PM (i8kUJ)

39 I resolve not to resolve anything. But if I were to resolve, it would be not to get het up anymore about shit I can't change. Since I can't change anything, that leaves nothing to fume about.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 31, 2020 10:12 PM (qpX6U)

40 Night April.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:12 PM (+q3Wx)

41 Praying SMOD doesn't make an appearance for the new year.

Posted by: trepidatious pookysgirl at December 31, 2020 10:12 PM (XKZwp)

42 My next door neighbors, who are amazing wonderful people, are firing off fireworks, which is making my dog nuts. I'm about to kick out the dog.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:12 PM (26cfN)

43
Slade.

yeah!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (sy5kK)

44 18 In the future you will grasp a rotary saw blade while building a birdhouse while cruising the highways.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 31, 2020 10:06 PM (qpX6U)

And yet as a metaphor that only covers the first 2 months of 2020 and Impeachmentpaloza.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (Ojki1)

45 RV of the future reminds me a little of the Antarctic Snow Cruiser. Which, WANT.

https://tinyl.io/3DqH

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

46 >> despite evidence that the difference was precincts voting 135% ...

It's cute that you think they will let us see any evidence next time.
Sure, there may be samizdat, but that will be secreted in body cavities and passed around in the camps.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (LWu6U)

47
What bridge is that, if I may ask?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (pNxlR)

48 Our minivan was deemed totaled today. Wife got hit by a chinese kid looking at his phone going through an intersection. We planned on driving that beast until she died. It was a Honda Odyssey so ridiculously reliable. Now my company will give me a paltry $6K for it and I get to go buy a new used car.

Yeah, 2020 can get fucked with the barb cock of satan. Adios 2020 you won't be missed.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (yx0HS)

49 An overnight thread? On the last night of 2020? Could this be a clue?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (lgiXo)

50 41 Praying SMOD doesn't make an appearance for the new year.


I have become SMOD curious and just may welcome it!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (3bSTv)

51 Hey.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (Ew9Ia)

52 The Antarctic Snow Cruiser was "designed to allow the craft to tuck its wheels up into the body when parked so the rubber tires could be warmed with exhaust gases."

SO ADORABLE

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

53 Praying SMOD doesn't make an appearance for the new year.
Posted by: trepidatious pookysgirl at December 31, 2020 10:12 PM (XKZwp)


Praying SMOD does.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (+q3Wx)

54 Was your wife injured in the accident Secret Squirrel?

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (i8kUJ)

55 Hmmmm, why tungsten? Why not nickel-iron? Good ol' Asteroid Psyche 16 is out there just waiting for the US Space Force to corral it and turn it into lethal munitions."

I'm no expert but I would guess the tungsten degrades at a slower rate when coming into atmosphere. A larger mass would yield a corresponding larger blast rate upon impact.

I'm just guessing. It's not like I'm ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (uxUoN)

56 Dad in the lower level of the future RV should be grilling, not woodworking.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (ftFVW)

57 DH and I are celebrating 23 years of marital bliss this fine evening, with beef fondue, shrimp, roasted potatoes, and a whole mess of wine. First the red, then the sparkling, then the hot tub.

DH says he's willing to reup for another year... must be the cooking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (qQnCr)

58 The Antarctic Snow Cruiser was "designed to allow the craft to tuck its wheels up into the body when parked so the rubber tires could be warmed with exhaust gases."

SO ADORABLE
Posted by: hogmartin


It looks like something out of that B-movie classic, "Damnation Alley", or something like that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

59 >>My next door neighbors, who are amazing wonderful people, are firing off fireworks, which is making my dog nuts. I'm about to kick out the dog.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost

Our dog got a dose of melatonin a little bit ago. Snoozing on the couch now.

Posted by: Aviator at December 31, 2020 10:15 PM (0FTCx)

60 56 Dad in the lower level of the future RV should be grilling, not woodworking.
Posted by: She Hobbit



Drinking beer and watching football.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 10:16 PM (3bSTv)

61 As of about 20 years ago ( last time I was in NYC) , Macy's still had wooden escalators on their top floors.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

62 (...)and a whole mess of wine. First the red, then the sparkling, then the hot tub.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (qQnCr)


Congratulations! Also on the hot tub full of wine.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

63 DH says he's willing to reup for another year... must be the cooking.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (qQnCr)


Happy Anniversary!

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:16 PM (i8kUJ)

64 Look at that thing. I mean, who doesn't want to be running a lathe while driving down the highway at 70 per?

With a woman driver!

(present company of ettes excepted, of course.)

Posted by: mindful webworker
202020202020
at December 31, 2020 10:16 PM (xdNUT)

65 There was so much hope with the Antarctic Snow Cruiser alas it bogged down and was abandoned. As far as I know, the Beechcraft Model 17 Staggerwing that was carried is still on the US civil registry.

Another fun Staggerwing fact, King Haile Sellasise' Model 17 still exists on the US civil registry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (5wnOU)

66 So, nobody saw fit to give an anvil to the guy who went off the slip-n-slide?

Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (xxG/v)

67 That singer from the Guess Who (in the 70's song compilation) looks a lot like Governess Whitmer when he strains and opens his gaping maw.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Heh. No sugar tonight.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (QNa2h)

68 50 41 Praying SMOD doesn't make an appearance for the new year.


I have become SMOD curious and just may welcome it!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 10:13 PM (3bSTv)

We are the SMOD we have been waiting for and our leaders feared

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (v2c9/)

69 There's bull riding on CBS sports and it's being held on the USS lexington.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

70 54 Was your wife injured in the accident Secret Squirrel?
Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:14 PM (i8kUJ)

No she wasn't, thank you for asking. She was doing about 30. The kid failed to yield and hit her on her side and the sliding door, effectively running the nose of his car down the left side of our car.
Very Lord Humungous like.
So now we shop for some new beast. Perhaps not a minivan. I'm thinking an SUV. We just had our reliable Mazda Tribute die on us in June, so I had to buy a new car at that time. Hyundai Santa Fe which I very much like.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (yx0HS)

71 Happy New Year, Eris, and hope all is well in the Mitten Kingdom. Well, as well as can be expected with Thulsa Doom in the governor's office.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:10 PM (ZCiJZ)
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May the Shibozo Consortium prosper in the year ahead.

And hey, Thulsa Doom at least had rockin' orgies and didn't make his guests wear masks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV8YXCGFh8I

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

72
I'm no expert but I would guess the tungsten degrades at a slower rate when coming into atmosphere. A larger mass would yield a corresponding larger blast rate upon impact.

I'm just guessing. It's not like I'm ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80


Tungsten (or Wolfram) melts at 6,192 degrees F., or 3,466 degrees C. That's a clue.
Iron Nickel Allow melts at 1400-1450 degrees C.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

73 I bet she has the blinker on in that last pic.

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (MVjcR)

74 By the end of 2021, we'll all be locked in cages wearing full body masks. Also, no talking.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

75 no Village People? No outlaw country? But really there were some good songs there. Joan Baez would be so cancelled if they had a clue what she was singing about.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (Ls0fP)

76 Sorry, Secret Squirrel. Minivan prices have gone up in our area because the market's getting flooded with crossovers and people are still having 3+ kids.

Posted by: pookysgirl can drive a minivan with style at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (XKZwp)

77 Hubs and I are watching the second half of season six of Vikings. Lots of my favorites are dead already and we are just half way through.

Posted by: Jmel at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (bVhJi)

78 Evening, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Cleared the desk of work, which means I don't have to work on Saturday!

**hugs Eris and Chique**

I've got four thick fingers of Bushmills here **takes long, slow sip**

Now to open up that 70s music link and get down with my bad self!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (2JVJo)

79 Look at that thing. I mean, who doesn't want to be running a lathe while driving down the highway at 70 per?

********

Running the table saw while driving down the highway would be adventurous, too.

Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (xxG/v)

80 That RV of the Future looks slick enough, but how's she gonna make him his sammich when she's up there behind the wheel?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

81 And a big-ass firework just went off outside of Stately Poppins Manor.

Poor doggehs under the bed, shivering.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (2JVJo)

82 As of about 20 years ago ( last time I was in NYC) , Macy's still had wooden escalators on their top floors.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks

Still did a couple summers ago when I visited. Not a big shopper, but I love that store. Feels like a bastion of a golden age of capitalism.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (QNa2h)

83 Whoops! Didn't mean to hit that pothole so hard! Still have your thumb, honey?

Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (xxG/v)

84 So now we shop for some new beast. Perhaps not a minivan. I'm thinking
an SUV. We just had our reliable Mazda Tribute die on us in June, so I
had to buy a new car at that time. Hyundai Santa Fe which I very much
like.


Just a suggestion: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxv6w2dt


Perfect for "defensive" driving.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (SchxB)

85 76 Sorry, Secret Squirrel. Minivan prices have gone up in our area because the market's getting flooded with crossovers and people are still having 3+ kids.
Posted by: pookysgirl can drive a minivan with style at December 31, 2020 10:19 PM (XKZwp)

I appreciate it! Mrs. Squirrel leans hard to the left, so she grew up with Subarus. I think there is a Lezbaru in my future. :O

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (yx0HS)

86 What a tough crowd on the RV of the Future.

Let's not ask your opinion of the EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (5wnOU)

87 The '70s montage has me in tears.

Turns out I am not young anymore.

I knew nearly every song. "Love Will Keep Us Together" was on the radio when we left Cody after my folks looked for a house because of a job transfer. I lost a lot of friends in Billings.

Shit. This hit me hard. Give me a moment.

Posted by: Dr. Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at December 31, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

88 Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (yx0HS)

Good news!
Your van will be replaced with something better! Hope the aat fault driver has good insurance.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (i8kUJ)

89 74 By the end of 2021, we'll all be locked in cages wearing full body masks. Also, no talking.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

And they will be called Trump cages, because of course they will.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (Ojki1)

90 Don't kick out the dog Dangergirl. It may run off. If it's going nuts inside, if it's forced outside it'll really go crazy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (mNhhD)

91 I'm going to pants 2020 and stuff it in a freshman locker. Who's with me?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (fLVm1)

92 twilight zone episode about a woman....wearing a mask. "The state is not god" she cries. "Take this mask off me!!"

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (USW1s)

93 The fireworks that couldn't be used for the 4th of July are now going off all around my home. It was bad enough that I went outside and fired three shots into the ground. Said fireworks are now, no longer going off above my roof.
Some people just need a subtle hint.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (z985I)

94 Fell off a ladder today.

That was shall we say, sub optimal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (PeFAd)

95 Gonna need more tire on the RV.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (1cdyO)

96 Help! I can't make it to Washington DC. How do I find a local protest? I'm currently in Seattle for work.

Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (QeIJ/)

97

Actually, govt agencies were conspiring to destroy this nation in 1960.
One of which started Operation Mockingbird bird in the 50's.
A little ways into the 60's some guy said "I'm going to break the CIA into a thousand pieces."
"Oh yeah?" Bang. Bang. Bang.
Followed by -
If you don't believe what we tell you you're just a nutty, conspiracy theorist. They still get a fair bit of mileage out of that on.
Happy New Year.
It's gonna be lit.

Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (e5f4b)

98 Still did a couple summers ago when I visited. Not a big shopper, but I love that store. Feels like a bastion of a golden age of capitalism.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*


That store, like a lot of real estate in New York City, will be a lot cheaper in the near future. Well, now. Somebody with a lot of money (Warren Buffett, George Soros, Some rich Chinese guy), is going to buy bargains at pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (ZCiJZ)

99 There's bull riding on CBS sports and it's being held on the USS lexington.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

I would watch that if I had CBS sports. is that a normal channel or one of those extra pay things like HBO max? Buy the way, what the hell is HBO Max? I pay for HBO for some reason but don't think it counts.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (Ls0fP)

100 I got prolly 85% on the 70s songs.

Some real Earworms there.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

101
When the new, second Tacoma Narrows Bridge was built in the summer of 2007, the weekend before it opened, the public got to walk on it for a day.
Little LCD and I drove the 40 miles to get there, had to park a mile away, and walked on it with many thousands of others. We walked over half way from the city end, and then realized that we have to walk all the way back. A 12 year old Little LCD figured that out and his attitude immediately went down hill.
I bribed him with a two-fer, a drive thru of McDonalds, and then a stop at Cold Stone Creamery. You may shake your head, but darn if it didn't work perfectly. Nary a peep, after the ice cream stop was thrown in. We talked about what he was going to order. He forgot about the walking, mostly, until the car was in sight.
Later, engineers said the weight of the people was more than if it was full of cars. It was packed, for sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

102 That singer from the Guess Who (in the 70's song compilation) looks a lot like Governess Whitmer when he strains and opens his gaping maw.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace


Oh great, now you've ruined the Guess Who for me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

103 Anna, I got a PowerBall AND a MegaMillions ticket. I'm feeling lucky!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

104
I stayed in PA until 2006, when I moved to TX then here to LSDE last December.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost


Here's how much 2020 stunk: we did not get down to our place in Sussex at all. Looking to get an abbreviated visit in the near future to see how messed up things got during our year of forced neglect from 'rona foolishness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:23 PM (pNxlR)

105 Help! I can't make it to Washington DC. How do I find a local protest? I'm currently in Seattle for work.

Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (QeIJ/)

leave Seattle, never go back. Best protest ever.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:23 PM (Ls0fP)

106 The Verrazzano-Narrows to Staten Island, I believe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (LWu6U)

107 Good God, "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep?" I haven't heard that in years!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (2JVJo)

108 Eris, may your New Year be a winner then.

Still need to get tickets for the next drawings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (5wnOU)

109 I'm going to pants 2020 and stuff it in a freshman locker. Who's with me?

No way, dude. 2020 smells like it never wipes it's ass. I ain't going near that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (SchxB)

110 OOh, the Leader is speaking about "Glorious Conformity" and Unity! what an episode.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (USW1s)

111 ZZ Top -- Their first album was released in January, 1971. Here's the first cut (you should be able to play all the songs from this link:

https://youtu.be/JhrtFieP5NM

The prom story is tres cool.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (F0YaR)

112 Well I'm not going to make it to midnight so enjoy the passing of this crappy year and the birth of the unknown dread of a new one.

G'Night! Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (3bSTv)

113 I would watch that if I had CBS sports. is that a normal channel or one of those extra pay things like HBO max? Buy the way, what the hell is HBO Max? I pay for HBO for some reason but don't think it counts.
Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (Ls0fP)

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As I understand it, HBO Max is pay TV, then pay some more. Sucker.

I may have editorialized a bit with the sucker part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (fLVm1)

114 I'm surprised that more premeditated murders do not take place on New Years Eve or Fourth of July.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

115 You think 2020 was bad? Those will be the, "Good Old Days."

Posted by: 2021 at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

116 The basement of that RV needs wood paneling, a Schlitz neon light, and a reloading table. And a shagging sofa behind swag beads.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (QNa2h)

117 16 Congrats on your daughter's wedding, mindful webworker! Glad your family made it through the year healthy.
Posted by: chique


Thanks. And also for times you've replied but I didn't catch it until later thread review. Now, about getting you back on that Top Commenters' list....
____

Been watching empty Times Square. The wavy-arms balloon people are... ironic. Dick Clark is twisting in his grave.

Posted by: mindful webworker
202020202020
at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (xdNUT)

118 Gonna go hang out with wife and sons. They were laughing without me and I feel left out.

God bless Ace, the Cobs, the Horde. I am not kidding when I say this venue has kept me from going totally fucking nuts.

Happy New Year, all of you.

Let's kick this pig.

Posted by: Dr. Pug Mahon, A.A.S. Drafting Technology at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (x8Wzq)

119 >>Help! I can't make it to Washington DC. How do I find a local protest? I'm currently in Seattle for work.
Posted by: Irish Thayer

Slap on some blackface and loot the nearest target.

Posted by: Governor Ralph Northam at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (0FTCx)

120 That 70's compilation had some odd songs. Maybe it was a British list?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

121 Funny that you've got a link to an escalator, which is kind of a moving sidewalk/staircase and you feature a picture of ZZ Top at the prom.

"Moving Sidewalks" is the name of the band Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top was in before he formed ZZ Top.

Coincidence?

I think NOT!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (1YlHz)

122 Shit! I forgot about the TZ marathon!!

Nite y'all!

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (MVjcR)

123
Let's not ask your opinion of the EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma


It lacked the dirt bike that farted finned road flares that Chuck Norris rode in "Delta Force".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:26 PM (pNxlR)

124 Been watching empty Times Square. The wavy-arms balloon people are... ironic. Dick Clark is twisting in his grave.
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Wait, they have wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

125 110 OOh, the Leader is speaking about "Glorious Conformity" and Unity! what an episode.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:24 PM (USW1s)

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Has he got to the part about the volksgemeinschaft yet? Because I love that part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:27 PM (fLVm1)

126 That bridge was singing!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2020 10:27 PM (UUBmN)

127 Anna, I got a PowerBall AND a MegaMillions ticket. I'm feeling lucky!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

when I buy them, I only get one each. I don't do math and that is for damn sure. But I thought about those who buy a bunch of tickets to "improve their odds" Maybe there is some real science behind it but I can't see it. in theory, if you bought all the tickets, wouldn't you be sure to lose in the end? Just wondering.

i realize it is possible for the jackpot to get so high your odds improve in certain circumstances. Blackjack card counting is similar. But even if the odds are in your favor, you still lose for hundreds if not thousands of years. Not being a downer, but I always kind of chuckle when everyone buys the tickets because the jackpot is so high.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:28 PM (Ls0fP)

128 twilight zone episode about a woman....wearing a mask. "The state is not god" she cries. "Take this mask off me!!"
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (USW1s)
***********
The Eye of The Beholder is one of my all time favorites.
Girlfriend showing it to her kids for the first time. Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2020 10:28 PM (NpAcC)

129 The grands are over - they called this morning begging to be sprung from their mother.

Your drink smells funny Papa!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:28 PM (Rvt88)

130 Been watching empty Times Square. The wavy-arms balloon people are... ironic. Dick Clark is twisting in his grave.

In Times Square now
People do the Polka

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:29 PM (SchxB)

131 As I understand it, HBO Max is pay TV, then pay some more. Sucker.



I may have editorialized a bit with the sucker part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (fLVm1)

sounds right to me.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:29 PM (Ls0fP)

132 The Dead Weather

https://youtu.be/SRyYk0FBOXU

Having Jack White on drums is symptom of too much talent on the stage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 10:29 PM (LxTcq)

133 113 I would watch that if I had CBS sports. is that a normal channel or one of those extra pay things like HBO max? Buy the way, what the hell is HBO Max? I pay for HBO for some reason but don't think it counts.
Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:22 PM (Ls0fP)

---------

As I understand it, HBO Max is pay TV, then pay some more. Sucker.

I may have editorialized a bit with the sucker part.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:25 PM (fLVm1)

HBO Max is digital. And I think it has most of HBO's biggest programs-or it seemed to the 2 months I had it-but on demand.

Why HBO subscribers don't automatically get Max is a giant question, whose answer appears to be because morons (not the good kind) are in charge and they rolled it out before it was ready because Disney+'s success freaked them out as they feared showing up when they actually had their shit together would put them entering too late in the streaming wars.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (Ojki1)

134 Happy New Year Horde.

Posted by: Corona-refugee at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (NA+6h)

135 So at midnight Eastern time do the wavy-arm tube-men go up like bottle rockets before exploding over Gracy Manor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (5wnOU)

136 We used to joke that the reason only the freshman lockers were fullsize is to see how many non-Dutch kids we could stick in there. (I get dwarfed all the time by 6th-graders in Pookette's school.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, almost full German at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (XKZwp)

137 Guys I wish you all a Happy New Year. Keep the faith!

Night!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (yx0HS)

138 128 twilight zone episode about a woman....wearing a mask. "The state is not god" she cries. "Take this mask off me!!"
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (USW1s)
***********
The Eye of The Beholder is one of my all time favorites.
Girlfriend showing it to her kids for the first time. Lol.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2020 10:28 PM (NpAcC)

Marilyn Munster

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (2DOZq)

139 Don't kick out the dog Dangergirl. It may run off. If it's going nuts inside, if it's forced outside it'll really go crazy.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 31, 2020 10:21 PM (mNhhD)


Nah, we're fenced in and he won't even go out the door. If I managed to get him out he'd stand by the door until I let him in. He's just scared.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (26cfN)

140 Not being a downer, but I always kind of chuckle when everyone buys the tickets because the jackpot is so high.

Sometimes people buy the tickets regardless of the jackpot, because they're high!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:31 PM (SchxB)

141 Dave, you outdid yourself tonight!

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 10:31 PM (BRkq2)

142 Apropos, the pig episode of Twilight Zone. The world we live in.

Posted by: Infidel at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (wR3DP)

143 I gave up on the 70s songs. By the time I hit the third song I didn't recognize, I realized they had to be top 40 stuff I missed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (YynYJ)

144 Tungsten (or Wolfram) melts at 6,192 degrees F., or 3,466 degrees C. That's a clue.
Iron Nickel Allow melts at 1400-1450 degrees C.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

A lot more tungsten will make it to the ground. My advice would be not to be on the target planet when it hits.

I just know that tungsten was used in APCR and APDS ammo during Weltkrieg Zwei.

APCR = Armor Piercing Composite Rigid. A highly effective a-t round made of tungsten.

APDS = Armor piercing Discarding Sabot. Precursor to more modern rounds with a sleeve that falls off during flight giving whats left a lot more kinectic energy.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (uxUoN)

145 The slip-n-slide guy had a parachute: https://tinyurl.com/ybo73uqv

Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (xxG/v)

146 135 So at midnight Eastern time do the wavy-arm tube-men go up like bottle rockets before exploding over Gracy Manor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (5wnOU)

Are they wearing masks, or does Cumo want to kill them as well?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (Ojki1)

147 They would have packed me an anvil.

Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at December 31, 2020 10:32 PM (xxG/v)

148 I don't see a problem with baby cages.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

149 Marilyn Munster
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:30 PM (2DOZq)

--------

Pat Priest or Beverly Owen?

Beverly Owen got Darrined after the first season, but nobody seemed to notice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:34 PM (fLVm1)

150 74 By the end of 2021, we'll all be locked in cages wearing full body masks. Also, no talking.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 31, 2020 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

So 2021 is how we get to 28 Monkeys?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at December 31, 2020 10:34 PM (vLDWI)

151 I don't see a problem with baby cages.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:33 PM (ZCiJZ)


Keeps them off the streets and out of trouble, I say.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:34 PM (t+qrx)

152 Tungsten is dense as uranium. So more aerodynamic for a given weight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 10:35 PM (LxTcq)

153 Babies in cages

Marty McFly seeing his uncle as an infant in a playpen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:35 PM (5wnOU)

154 Here's how much 2020 stunk: we did not get down to
our place in Sussex at all. Looking to get an abbreviated visit in the
near future to see how messed up things got during our year of forced
neglect from 'rona foolishness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 10:23 PM (pNxlR)


Sorry to hear that. Hope that Clowney opens stuff up eventually. F this rona.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (26cfN)

155 Regarding the segment "Adventure Is Out There" here are two definitive articles about parachute safety:

From 2003: https://www.bmj.com/content/327/7429/1459 "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials"
Note at the end about the authors: "Contributors GCSS had the original idea. JPP tried to talk him out of it. JPP did the first literature search but GCSS lost it. GCSS drafted the manuscript but JPP deleted all the best jokes. GCSS is the guarantor, and JPP says it serves him right."

From 2018:
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094 "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"
By all means go down to Figure 2 to see one of the control subjects jumping without a parachute!

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (oMkPq)

156 I thought it was 12 Monkeys. Still an overrated movie.

Posted by: pookysgirl, sorta movie critic at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (XKZwp)

157 That was a great 70s flashback.

**checks glass**

Damn evaporation. Got to refill. BRB.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (2JVJo)

158 But even if the odds are in your favor, you still lose for hundreds if not thousands of years. Not being a downer, but I always kind of chuckle when everyone buys the tickets because the jackpot is so high.
Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:28 PM (Ls0fP)

Yeah, I only buy a ticket when it is a huge jackpot.

Because if I'm going to lose, then, dang it, I'm losing bigtime!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

159 28 Days of 12 Monkeys

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (5wnOU)

160 I'm enjoying a healthy helping of natured alcohol tonight.

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (fLVm1)

161 I thought it was 12 Monkeys. Still an overrated movie.
Posted by: pookysgirl, sorta movie critic at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (XKZwp)


I really liked it.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

162 So 2021 is how we get to 28 Monkeys?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at December 31, 2020 10:34 PM

You mean 12 Monkeys, yes? At least that means we'll have time travel... high fives!

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (ftFVW)

163 OT: Bozo Conservative is installing a ceiling fan/light in the bathroom. It has been horrific (he is probably going to divorce me for suggesting it) and now, I hear what sounds like drywall being sawed. I am afraid to look.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (ZCiJZ)

164 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ycyp4989

https://tinyurl.com/ycgeluat

https://tinyurl.com/y9jbvwn7

https://tinyurl.com/y9tat8vg

https://tinyurl.com/yb8jyuyu

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

165 Our highly reliable Odyssey had a tree fall on it last year and USAA totaled it. I said just give me the check and the van, and $500 out of pocket later it was good as...old.

Because we know this van and couldn't afford the spend to replace it with a newer used one.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:38 PM (ZfRYq)

166 70's songs... and not one Led Zep or Zappa?

Da Fuc?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 10:38 PM (3H9h1)

167 124 Wait, they have wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men?
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Yup. I hooted loudly at the sight.

Although... They might be Democrats...

Posted by: mindful webworker
202020202020
at December 31, 2020 10:38 PM (xdNUT)

168 Shibumi

Not one of those decapitating fans that was sold at Home Depot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:38 PM (5wnOU)

169 Tungsten is dense as uranium. So more aerodynamic for a given weight.

Posted by: BourbonChicken


Bidens head as a sabot round? I can get behind this plan.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 10:38 PM (1cdyO)

170 159 28 Days of 12 Monkeys
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (5wnOU)

And the reminder the creative team never managed to get their stuff together and give us 28 Months After.

Which is fine I guess, given by that time the zombie thing was well and truly on the way to being overplayed. Not that that has stopped anyone from continuing to make such films, with many-to-most well past the sell by freshness date.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

171 156 I thought it was 12 Monkeys. Still an overrated movie.
Posted by: pookysgirl, sorta movie critic at December 31, 2020 10:36 PM (XKZwp)

Ueah, i really meant 12 monkeys, but got cornfuzed with 28 days later.

Still, the mash up of both memes would work for 2021.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (vLDWI)

172 Pat Priest or Beverly Owen?

Beverly Owen got Darrined after the first season, but nobody seemed to notice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:34 PM (fLVm1)


Beverley (the right spelling) long said that she was sad about being separated from her then-boyfriend, and asked to be let out of her contract for The Munsters, but the producers refused until Fred Gwynne and Al Lewis said they wouldn't do the show anymore unless she was let go (they wanted her to be happy). So Owen left and Priest came on board.

It wasn't until years later Owen admitted she made up the story about the boyfriend because she simply didn't like working on the show and felt overshadowed by Yvonne DeCarlo's diva attitude during the early episodes. She just wanted to get out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (2JVJo)

173 Joey Bidet + air cannon = ???

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (5wnOU)

174 163 OT: Bozo Conservative is installing a ceiling fan/light in the bathroom. It has been horrific (he is probably going to divorce me for suggesting it) and now, I hear what sounds like drywall being sawed. I am afraid to look.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (ZCiJZ)

---------

I hope somebody identified the electrical circuit, shut it off and tagged it.

IT HAS BEEN [0] DAYS SINCE OUR LAST ELECTROCUTION DEATH.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (fLVm1)

175 wow, Art Carney is Santa in this one. Looks like an old one, looks like old school videotape.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (USW1s)

176 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ycdbp4el

https://tinyurl.com/y92nmyml

https://tinyurl.com/y9uxlk3h

https://tinyurl.com/y9dkhznw

https://tinyurl.com/y74w65sz

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

177 Thank you for all your wonderfully weird and wacky ONTs, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 31, 2020 10:40 PM (nUhF0)

178 Bozo Conservative is installing a ceiling fan/light
in the bathroom. It has been horrific (he is probably going to divorce
me for suggesting it) and now, I hear what sounds like drywall being
sawed. I am afraid to look.


Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow


OOOhhhhhh! Ceiling fan AND skylight!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 10:40 PM (1cdyO)

179 167 124 Wait, they have wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Yup. I hooted loudly at the sight.

Although... They might be Democrats...
Posted by: mindful webworker
202020202020

That is what they registered to vote as in 2020 anyway.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

180 That RV of the future owes a lot to the GM Futureliner coaches:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y97ppnvc

I have seen two of them up close.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 10:40 PM (mzC78)

181 Not one of those decapitating fans that was sold at Home Depot?

Nah. Just an apparently simple, inexpensive replacement for a standard light/fan in your bathroom.
Except the instructions include "now go into your attic." This is a first floor bathroom. We have a second floor. NO attic access. Once again, I think he will be searching "Quickie Divorce 2021" before midnight.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

182 159 28 Days of 12 Monkeys
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:37 PM (5wnOU)

Nice. Crossing the memes on three movies.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (vLDWI)

183 I didn't realize Come On Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot was a remake. Also Bang the Gong. And the Donna Summer song Love to Love Ya Baby made me feel funny in my pants when I was a kid.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

184 Hmmmm, why tungsten?

It won't melt as much as other materials at the obscene velocities needed to fuck shit up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (3H9h1)

185 If they played a prom in Canada they'd be Zed Zed Top.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (oZuI0)

186 some of those songs were ok, the others, were obviously people with different interests than mine. It is scary how "top of the world" was so huge then. No doubt it was an iconic 70s song. As for piano man, I probably listened to it too much, but that song has no meaning to me anymore.



Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (Ls0fP)

187 Opening song for that movie would be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (5wnOU)

188 Except the instructions include "now go into your attic." This is a first floor bathroom. We have a second floor. NO attic access.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (ZCiJZ)


Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

189 Good luck Shibumi

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:43 PM (5wnOU)

190 >>> 188 Except the instructions include "now go into your attic." This is a first floor bathroom. We have a second floor. NO attic access.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

I could try getting into my attic too, but it's pretty high up and I'm not sure I want to.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:43 PM (02b6n)

191 Pay tv looks like the future and that might not bad thing as long as there is real choice. Do I want to pay a couple of bucks to watch a game or a movie? I would like to have the choice.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (+q3Wx)

192 Ahhhh... the sound of gunfire, off in the distance.

I'm getting used to it now.

Must be 2021, or nearly there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (3H9h1)

193 If they played a prom in Canada they'd be Zed Zed Top.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (oZuI0)

The only rock concert I ever attended. It was time spent.

not saying there aren't other rock groups I would have loved to see in concert, I just didn't appreciate rock back then. I hear KISS was blast in concert.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (Ls0fP)

194 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

Mr kbdabear, thank you for your outstanding work this past year. And tonight's entries are simply amazing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (SchxB)

195 Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?

I have pull down stairs, getting into my attic is a snap. I'd be glad to do it if you think it'll help.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (vHL7h)

196 191 Pay tv looks like the future and that might not bad thing as long as there is real choice. Do I want to pay a couple of bucks to watch a game or a movie? I would like to have the choice.
Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (+q3Wx)

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This reads like a legacy post from 1973.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (fLVm1)

197 >>> 192 Ahhhh... the sound of gunfire, off in the distance.

I'm getting used to it now.

Must be 2021, or nearly there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (3H9h1)

Are you in Texas, or is this not a good sound?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (02b6n)

198 The 70s compilation was missing Neil Diamond. And Kenny Rogers. And John Lennon.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (U2p+3)

199 183 I didn't realize Come On Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot was a remake. Also Bang the Gong. And the Donna Summer song Love to Love Ya Baby made me feel funny in my pants when I was a kid.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (2DOZq)

--Back in the day, Quiet Riot was barely more than a Slade cover band.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)

200 Samuel L Jackson, ceiling fan installer, "What's in your attic!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (5wnOU)

201 Joey Bidet + air cannon = ???


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:39 PM (5wnOU)


If I can be naked, count me in.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (2N7oZ)

202 191 Pay tv looks like the future and that might not bad thing as long as there is real choice. Do I want to pay a couple of bucks to watch a game or a movie? I would like to have the choice.
Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (+q3Wx)

Plus side is the lousy cable companies and a lot of shitty channels that exist just because they are part of the package deals will likely be mort.

So XiNN and the new Fox for example.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

203 xcept the instructions include "now go into your attic." This is a first floor bathroom. We have a second floor. NO attic access.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (ZCiJZ)


You know that part where it says read the complete instructions first?

Yeah. That.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)

204 Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?
Posted by: hogmartin

I have a crawl space underneath my master bath. I could lend that to you.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (Rvt88)

205 >>> 200 Samuel L Jackson, ceiling fan installer, "What's in your attic!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (5wnOU)

Better not be any %!#(%^*U# snakes!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (02b6n)

206 The 70s compilation was missing Neil Diamond. And Kenny Rogers. And John Lennon.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (U2p+3)


Neil's "Cracklin' Rosie" was there. But no Rogers or Lennon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (2JVJo)

207 Mr Poppins, I stand corrected. Was there any John Denver?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

208 Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?

Maybe. How strong is your wireless signal? We could make the Light/Fan Combo from Hell wifi, maybe that would work. However, if I suggest that to Bozo Conservative, he might chop me up in little bits and then make me into a lovely New Years Day stew.

/we have potatoes in the pantry!

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

209 No KC and the Sunshine Band. WTH?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

210 Pay tv looks like the future and that might not bad
thing as long as there is real choice. Do I want to pay a couple of
bucks to watch a game or a movie? I would like to have the choice.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:44 PM (+q3Wx)

I went to Walmart's twitter expecting a l lot of blowback over their SJW biases. Instead most of the complaints were about PS5. It is a different world really. I still like Civilization, and the versions I play are old as hell.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (Ls0fP)

211 Shibumi--you and Bozo are welcome to use my attic.

It's an entire third story.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

212 204 Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?
Posted by: hogmartin

I have a crawl space underneath my master bath. I could lend that to you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (Rvt8

Is this the plot to the Dexter reboot?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:48 PM (Ojki1)

213 207 Mr Poppins, I stand corrected. Was there any John Denver?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (U2p+3)

One . Calypso

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 10:48 PM (2DOZq)

214 183-wait, somebody did covers of "Get it On (Bang a Gong)?? T Rex owned that song.

BTW, if you look up Bang a Gong on the urban dictionary you'll get a whole new insight into the song.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:48 PM (USW1s)

215 You know that part where it says read the complete instructions first?

Yeah. That.
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)


Your man card. Hand it over.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:48 PM (2JVJo)

216 I don't see a problem with baby cages.
---

How else you gonna fatten 'em up?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

217 Happy New Year, Hordelings!

I'm loving that flashback to the 70s video. I need to buy about 75% of those songs off iTunes and make a playlist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (i9ZF7)

218 Is this the plot to the Dexter reboot?
Posted by: Bete

Worst. Ending. Ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt88)

219 We're all gonna get in our attics to help Bozo Conservative install shibumi's bathroom fan, like we're clapping for Tinkerbell or something. This is gonna be so awesome.

Do you think it'll take long? I'll bring some snacks, just in case.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

220 Mr Poppins, I stand corrected. Was there any John Denver?

"Calypso."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (2JVJo)

221 I need to get pull down stairs like Weird Dave has.

*seethes with jealousy*



*looks around*

Hey, why aren't the rest of you getting into your attics? Do you want shibumi to be divorced???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (02b6n)

222 211 Shibumi--you and Bozo are welcome to use my attic.

It's an entire third story.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

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Is it a garret?

It would be funny if it was a garret.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (fLVm1)

223 Locally a used Sig P220 in .45 available for $550.

Already adding .45 to the ammo laager. It seems like maybe I need this.

I can just say it followed me home, can I keep it I promise I wil" take care of it...

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (ZfRYq)

224 Another fun Staggerwing fact, King Haile Sellasise' Model 17 still exists on the US civil registry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:17 PM (5wnOU)

They are beautiful airplanes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (mzC78)

225 The 70s compilation was missing Neil Diamond. And Kenny Rogers. And John Lennon.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (U2p+3)



Neil's "Cracklin' Rosie" was there. But no Rogers or Lennon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:47 PM (2JVJo)

not even going to bring up Willie and Waylon. But yeah, I guess we need to make our own lists. What about John Denver? How many records did he sell over many of those on the video?

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (Ls0fP)

226 Did the '70 complication include any Little River Band?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)

227 > Are you in Texas, or is this not a good sound?

Kentucky.... it's normal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (3H9h1)

228 218 Is this the plot to the Dexter reboot?
Posted by: Bete

Worst. Ending. Ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt8

Oh?

Posted by: Game of Thrones at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (Ojki1)

229 Happy New Year to all y'all Hordians!

My annus horribilis has come to a conclusion, as my bride of 40 years, and I signed out divorce settlement papers today.

Hard to believe that a relationship of over 46 years can be tossed aside so blithely, but here we are.

And with that, my personal trials of Job have come to a conclusion.

2021...wadda ya got for me next?

Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)

230 I don't see a problem with baby cages.
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How else you gonna fatten 'em up?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Hansel and Gretel is no kid's story - THAT's for damn sure.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (Rvt88)

231 it sounds like Bozo is building an attic

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (nUhF0)

232 We're all gonna get in our attics to help Bozo Conservative install
shibumi's bathroom fan, like we're clapping for Tinkerbell or something.
This is gonna be so awesome.



Do you think it'll take long? I'll bring some snacks, just in case.

Yes, bring snacks. And sleeping bags. And a change of clothes.
/btw, this made us both laugh a lot. Please pray for us...

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:51 PM (ZCiJZ)

233 This reads like a legacy post from 1973.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:45 PM (fLVm1)


1973 really?

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:51 PM (+q3Wx)

234 Bugs Bunny in a stage whisper, "run children for she is a witch and intends to eat you."

Hansel and Gretel beating feet, "your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:51 PM (5wnOU)

235 226 Did the '70 complication include any Little River Band?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)


Believe so. Worth watching if you have 15 to spare.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (i9ZF7)

236 This pink cotton candy up here tastes itchy.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

237 Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)


I'm sorry to hear this. It's a tough situation.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (i8kUJ)

238

Is it a garret?

It would be funny if it was a garret.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (fLVm1)


It's really cool. High ceilings and walls of shiplap wood.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

239 I don't know if I'm going to stick it out until midnight EST, so I raise a glass to all the Horde.

Thank you for being here. Thank you for letting me vent, even on my most unhappy days. Thank you for listening.

And those who've bought The Director's Cut and Thirteen Moons, thank you for reading. Hope I will have The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of for you this year.

Cheers!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (2JVJo)

240 2021...wadda ya got for me next?
Posted by: browndog

"You don't scare me! I married a ginger."

"Twice!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (Rvt88)

241 Evening Horde! What's everybody listening to this fine NYE?

Art Blakey & the Jazz Messangers here:

https://tinyurl.com/qhmlr45

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM (rt0xh)

242 Slainte MPPPP!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (5wnOU)

243 Well, we went and got the new 1x12 board to be cut to 96" not the 95 7/8" we cut the first board at...
I have all but three of the cut boards for this dining room cabinet with shelves sanded for staining. I have stained the 8 smaller shelves. We are using knotty Alder and the stain is "aged barrel". This will be huge piece. 96" wide and 78" tall. Barn doors are to add later.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (UUBmN)

244 Hey, why aren't the rest of you getting into your attics? Do you want shibumi to be divorced???


Yeah, we've moved past divorced and are now heading towards "I'm going to kill her for suggesting this, but first I have to rest up and put away the power tools. Shit. Crap."

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (ZCiJZ)

245 Did the '70 complication include any Little River Band?

No.

No Average White Band either.

Or The Band.

Or even "Band On The Run."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (2JVJo)

246 236 This pink cotton candy up here tastes itchy.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM

Did you try the little Milk Duds?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (ftFVW)

247 1970s. Parents still smoked when preggers and drank too. Kids rode in the back of the pickup truck. Hung our legs out the back gate of the family truckster.

Now kids are wrapped in bubble wrap and parents freak the hell out at a mosquito bite.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 10:54 PM (i9ZF7)

248 I hope the horde has an excellent 2021 and completely agree 2020 can just FOAD.

Waiting for the yearly 'spontaneous' fireworks display across the street at the city park. Happens each year at about 9pm. Don't know if it'll occur this year 'cuz this year is *so* predictable you know...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 31, 2020 10:54 PM (gtatv)

249 221 I need to get pull down stairs like Weird Dave has.
*seethes with jealousy*
*looks around*
Hey, why aren't the rest of you getting into your attics? Do you want shibumi to be divorced???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (02b6n)

Cause the entrance is a pull down ladder in the garage and not only would I have to move stuff to get at it, neither the garage or attic are insulated worth a damn and it is freezing outside.

I wouldn't be up there right now for anything other than my marriage, and since I am not married I am not going up there tonight.

So not so much "want her to be divorced", more just "someone else can take this shift."

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

250 tj is turning into toilet hobo

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (g741k)

251 And no Neil Young.
I know y'all hate him, with good reason, but I love his music and he is a great performer.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

252 so here's my problem. I was looking at a used standby generator that is up for auction on EBAY. The guy has pics of the machine and has a couple of pics of a generator operating as it should, one with a voltmeter showing the output. The problem is that the pics of the generator don't match the performance pics. The control panel is of an earlier model of the same generator.
When I pointed this out to the seller in an email, he stated he has another generator and the pics got mixed up. I emailed him back and said I understood but he should remove the errant performance pics and state the error on his listing. Someone has already bid on the machine. And to the novice buyer, the error could be missed.
He never responded to my second email and still has the errant pics on the listing
So my question is, should I contact EBAY and make them aware or just forget about it ?
I have no interest in the machine anymore but I would want someone else pointing an error to a seller if I was trying buy something

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (zZxh0)

253 Evening Horde! What's everybody listening to this fine NYE?

Got my drinking playlist on. "Circles" by Billy Preston right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (2JVJo)

254 FBI says the Nashville bomber blew up ATT because he was concerned about lizard people.

The FBI is a silly agency.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (ZfRYq)

255 Evening, Horde!

Rewatching What We Do in the Shadows (the TV series). Still funny the second time around. I'm at the episode with the Vampiric Council.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

256 That sucks, Browndog. Hope the new year brings you fresh happiness.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (YynYJ)

257 This is Seattle, I don't need blackface to join the local burn, loot, murder pillaging night. Be shocked to actually see a black person. I'm not sure I could pull off trans or queer though.

Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (QeIJ/)

258 241 Evening Horde! What's everybody listening to this fine NYE?

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I'm tellin' you son
That it ain't no fun
Starin' straight down a fourty-four

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (fLVm1)

259 Cheers, and Happy New Year MPPPP.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 10:56 PM (+q3Wx)

260 Lizard people?

Sleestaks or Jane Badler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:56 PM (5wnOU)

261 I'm drinking Wilderness Trail Single Barrel and missing Chavez the Hugo like burning.

Also watching Robot Co-op on Twitch with the wife.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 10:56 PM (d1uFV)

262 FBI says the Nashville bomber blew up ATT because he was concerned about lizard people.

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I believe it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:56 PM (fLVm1)

263
FBI says the Nashville bomber blew up ATT because he was concerned about lizard people.


But they will never know the reason behind the Vegas shooting, who killed Seth Rich, what was on Hillary's server, and what was on Weiner's laptop.


/Top. Men.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:57 PM (ZCiJZ)

264 244 Hey, why aren't the rest of you getting into your attics? Do you want shibumi to be divorced???


Yeah, we've moved past divorced and are now heading towards "I'm going to kill her for suggesting this, but first I have to rest up and put away the power tools. Shit. Crap."
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:53 PM (ZCiJZ)

Pretty sure leaving the power tools out will actually help with carrying out such a plot after a nap.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 10:57 PM (Ojki1)

265 So my question is, should I contact EBAY and make them aware or just forget about it ?

You can try. I contacted EBAY about an obviously fraudulent listing. Never heard back and last time I looked the listing was still there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

266 Beware of Sleestak.

Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:57 PM (ZfRYq)

267 Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)

sorry to hear that, browndog
hugs

I really don't understand why couples break up in their "silver years"

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (nUhF0)

268 In case you were wondering, we're staining boards for New Years Eve... we are wild and crazy!!!
Lots of fireworks going off around here. It was pouring rain all night and most of today. Now it's in the mid 30's... for Texas that's COLD!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (UUBmN)

269 Beware of Sleestak.

No step on stak.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (2JVJo)

270 239 And those who've bought The Director's Cut and Thirteen Moons, thank you for reading. Hope I will have The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of for you this year.

Cheers!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:52 PM

-------
Very much looking forward to your next literary effort. Perhaps a combination MoMe/book launch party?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (R1NI2)

271 Just saw a picture of Times Square.

Practically empty.

Damn ALL these tyrants.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (Ew9Ia)

272 "Now kids are wrapped in bubble wrap and parents freak the hell out at a mosquito bite.


Posted by: AlaBAMA"

If corona had come around in the 70's it would have been cured with a bowl of chicken soup, aspirin and a hot bath. Then thrown out of the house with the kids until dinner time.

Posted by: Ripley at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (PTDkx)

273 251 And no Neil Young.
I know y'all hate him, with good reason, but I love his music and he is a great performer.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (U2p+3)

--For a stretch when I was in elementary school, my mom played "Comes a Time" almost every morning.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (oZuI0)

274 Bete, LMAO.

I do have inside attic access so I guess I can't complain too much.


>>> 254 FBI says the Nashville bomber blew up ATT because he was concerned about lizard people.

The FBI is a silly agency.
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (ZfRYq)

Suuuuure, eff-bee-eye. Everyone knows the aliens are little grey men. Even one of your agents knows that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (02b6n)

275 this was a very sweet episode of the TZ. Art Carney as Santa!

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (USW1s)

276 FBI says the Nashville bomber blew up ATT because he was concerned about lizard people.

He was just a pawn in a mind-control project run by the greys.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (SchxB)

277 Hard to believe that a relationship of over 46 years can be tossed aside so blithely, but here we are.

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Holy crap. 46 years?

So sorry, browndog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (fLVm1)

278 I'm listening to Shunske Sato do a lot of the Bach he does with the Netherland Bach Society. And I turned off the lights and fired up the kerosene lamps. Both dogs and the cat here with me. No booze, cold green tea instead.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (YynYJ)

279 If corona had come around in the 70's it would have been cured with a bowl of chicken soup, aspirin and a hot bath. Then thrown out of the house with the kids until dinner time.
Posted by: Ripley at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (PTDkx)
---

Doobage and a bottle of Annie Green Springs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

280 I've got a lot of 70's songs downloaded but probably more from the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

281 234 Bugs Bunny in a stage whisper, "run children for she is a witch and intends to eat you."

Hansel and Gretel beating feet, "your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:51 PM (5wnOU)


Thanks for that laugh, Anna.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (Ew9Ia)

282 If corona had come around in the 70's it would have been cured with a bowl of chicken soup, aspirin and a hot bath. Then thrown out of the house with the kids until dinner time.
Posted by: Ripley at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (PTDkx


Or whiskey and honey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (i9ZF7)

283 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (mahnP)

284 228 218 Is this the plot to the Dexter reboot?
Posted by: Bete

Worst. Ending. Ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt8

Oh?
Posted by: Game of Thrones at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (Ojki1)

LOL

Bless you for that

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (d1uFV)

285 You need to talk about lizard people, not our domestic spying via ATT.

Posted by: FBI at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (l3+k2)

286 ATT has bigger problems than a lone wolf bomber

they lost almost 700K Direct TV subscribers last quarter

and they have been looking to dump Direst TV for 20 billion after paying 50 billion for it 5 years ago

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (zZxh0)

287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

288 257 This is Seattle, I don't need blackface to join the local burn, loot, murder pillaging night. Be shocked to actually see a black person. I'm not sure I could pull off trans or queer though.
Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (QeIJ/)

Trans is easy. Buy some underwear that fits to opposite type of genitals you currently possess, get a dress if XY chromosome or flannel shirt if XY and scream that no one is using your preferred pronouns.

Pretty much easiest cosplay ever.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

289 2021...wadda ya got for me next?
Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)
************
Sorry to hear that, 46 yrs is a very long time.
She voted for Biden, didn't she?
just kidding.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (NpAcC)

290 WeirdDave, I fear we are at the end of the end of our Republic if this cheat stands. Government is only legitimate when it has the consent of the governed. They do not have majority consent for Biden, Harris or any number of other "winners" across the nation. Combine that with nearly every black robed jackass now denying us petition to redress grievances (both by saying we are serfs with no standing and, in Massachusetts, saying that allowing electronic communications and meetings means people no longer have the right to gather in person to demand redress) and we do not have a Republic in any meaningful sense of the word.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (946rW)

291 229 Happy New Year to all y'all Hordians!

My annus horribilis has come to a conclusion, as my bride of 40 years, and I signed out divorce settlement papers today.

Hard to believe that a relationship of over 46 years can be tossed aside so blithely, but here we are.

And with that, my personal trials of Job have come to a conclusion.

2021...wadda ya got for me next?
Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)

God will give you twice as many wives and children. Not sure if that makes things better actually.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

292 "Lizard people?"

Where? I'll add them to the list.

Posted by: David Eich at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (uxUoN)

293 Browndog, I'm so sorry.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, even if we only lasted a third as long.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (Ew9Ia)

294 I"m hoping, within the next five years, to move from the Slave State of NY to the Free State of Texas or the Free State of Florida.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (USW1s)

295 No Cars either. Candy-O released in 1979.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

296 287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Same here. I plan on signing up for Match or bumble or some such thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (i9ZF7)

297 Love to all of you. LOVE

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (l9m7l)

298 >>> 267 Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)

sorry to hear that, browndog
hugs

I really don't understand why couples break up in their "silver years"
Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (nUhF0)

So much this. WTF do people think they will find that is so much better??

So sorry, browndog.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (02b6n)

299 280 I've got a lot of 70's songs downloaded but probably more from the 80's and 90's.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq),

My playlist is more 60s than anything else.

I have a love/hate with the 70s music scene

Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)

300 286 ATT has bigger problems than a lone wolf bomber

they lost almost 700K Direct TV subscribers last quarter


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One of my New Years resolutions is, they're losing me in the first quarter of 2021.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (fLVm1)

301 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Yeah.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

302 And not much of an attic here. Could I loan you my chainsaw instead??

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (YynYJ)

303 Very much looking forward to your next literary effort. Perhaps a combination MoMe/book launch party?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (R1NI2)


That's an idea, if I could finish, edit and get it done for August. We'll see.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (2JVJo)

304 301 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

Me too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

305 113 I would watch that if I had CBS sports. is that a normal channel or one of those extra pay things like HBO max? Buy the way, what the hell is HBO Max? I pay for HBO for some reason but don't think it counts.
Posted by: Quint


I've been watching the bull riding. I have a lot of cable channels. CBS sports seems to be one of the ones you don't need a special package for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

306 Suuuuure, eff-bee-eye. Everyone knows the aliens are little grey men. Even one of your agents knows that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:59 PM (02b6n)

I want to believe.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (Ojki1)

307 304 301 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

Me too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Then ask someone out. Hell ask each other out.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

308 You can try. I contacted EBAY about an obviously fraudulent listing. Never heard back and last time I looked the listing was still there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

yeah, that's what my wife said would happen

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (zZxh0)

309 The problem is the kids have been taught the gospel according to Howard Zinn since they were about seven years old.

They think they know history, and they have been taught that not blindly trusting the feral givernment is a sign of white supremacy.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (Lzpvj)

310 I'm no expert but I would guess the tungsten degrades at a slower rate when coming into atmosphere. A larger mass would yield a corresponding larger blast rate upon impact.

I'm just guessing. It's not like I'm ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80




I think you're probably right. I went looking around the InnerWebz and saw that sometimes tungsten is plated with nickel. Well, there's your solution right there! Psyche 16 is a nickel-iron asteroid, so you make your Rods o' God from iron, plate 'em with nickel and BOOM!!! Money savings and still an efficient terr'ist killer.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (1YlHz)

311 116 The basement of that RV needs wood paneling, a Schlitz neon light, and a reloading table. And a shagging sofa behind swag beads.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*


I'm guessing that at some point in the past, you were rocking both a handlebar mustache and a mullet.

Cheers to my brotha with exceptional taste!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (4VafR)

312 What Blondie songs were in the '70s comp?

Sounds like the compiler was not very discerning.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)

313 >>> 260 Lizard people?

Sleestaks or Jane Badler?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 10:56 PM (5wnOU)

Oh, glorious 80's cheese, and such a great name for the person playing the lead villain.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (02b6n)

314 And not much of an attic here. Could I loan you my chainsaw instead??
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (YynYJ)


I can take the chainsaw up to my attic, hand it down to Bozo Conservative through the hole in the first floor ceiling in Ohio. I think that's how attics work.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

315 Just saw a picture of Times Square.

Practically empty.

Damn ALL these tyrants.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 10:58 PM (Ew9Ia)


Whatever happened to that cliche'd no nonsense "I'm walkin' here!" take no bullshit NYC attitude? Noo Yawkers of the 70s would have been out in force daring the cops to arrest them all.

From the Big Apple to the Big Applesauce.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (2JVJo)

316 I'm just guessing. It's not like I'm ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80




I think you're probably right. I went looking around the InnerWebz and saw that sometimes tungsten is plated with nickel. Well, there's your solution right there! Psyche 16 is a nickel-iron asteroid, so you make your Rods o' God from iron, plate 'em with nickel and BOOM!!! Money savings and still an efficient terr'ist killer.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (1YlHz)

317 I'm just guessing. It's not like I'm ever stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80




I think you're probably right. I went looking around the Web and saw that sometimes tungsten is plated with nickel. Well, there's your solution right there! Psyche 16 is a nickel-iron asteroid, so you make your Rods of God from iron, plate them with nickel and BOOM!!! Money savings and still an efficient terrorist killer.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (1YlHz)

318 287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Then you should do just that.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

319 And not much of an attic here. Could I loan you my chainsaw instead??
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward


(puts on hockey mask and revs up the chain saw)

Yeah, got my own chain saw!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (ZCiJZ)

320 I am not going on any dates in 2021, well other than maybe if blessed a trip with Ms 10077.

I would like to be able to do my job in the field without wearing a nasal condom.

For God's sake, if CUOMO19 is that dangerous have the kids wear MOPPIV.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)

321 I've been watching the bull riding. I have a lot of cable channels. CBS sports seems to be one of the ones you don't need a special package for.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

---------

The Paolo, he is, how do you say, well qualified for the special package requirement.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (fLVm1)

322 What does the FBI and the CIA and all the other agencies know about the Las Vegas shooting that they haven't told us?

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (+q3Wx)

323 Times Square is.... uhhhh,

Well, you can find parking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (3H9h1)

324 307 304 301 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

Me too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Then ask someone out. Hell ask each other out.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy

Yeah. The last time I did that it backfired in a spectacular fashion.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

325 252 Report it, ebay will probably do nothing, but you may feel better.

Posted by: CN at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (ONvIw)

326 I hope that God works a miracle in the hearts and souls and spines of the people with the power to overturn this farce of an election.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (USW1s)

327 Then ask someone out. Hell ask each other out.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy

Yeah. The last time I did that it backfired in a spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

Well that is what dating is like.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (Zm+LZ)

328 Oops.

Got a 499 (whatever the Hell that is) twice and then a 502 bad gateway and thought it didn't post.

Looks like they all made it through in their many variations.

My apologies.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (1YlHz)

329 322 Motive, targwt, accomplices.

Posted by: CN at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (ONvIw)

330 312 What Blondie songs were in the '70s comp?

Sounds like the compiler was not very discerning.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)

Like the Cars, Blondie was more 80's to me though they were both also in the 70's.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

331 "I mean, who doesn't want to be running a lathe while driving down the highway at 70 per?"

There was novel in the early 60s. (Code 3, Rick Raphael) which followed highway patrol and EMTs in a world where the interstate speed limit was over 600 mph.
At the end of the book, the new model cars had come out. They could cruise at 700 mph.

Posted by: ArthurK at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (2GyWm)

332 I think the pneumatic chain saw is still around here too. Works well under water, in case you bust a pipe or something.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (YynYJ)

333 CBS Sports is included in Youtube TV; I know that.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (oZuI0)

334 Lord save and preserve me...the idea of dating at my age

***facepalm***

Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)

335 Yeah. The last time I did that it backfired in a spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

---------

*sidelong glance*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (fLVm1)

336 >>> 317 And not much of an attic here. Could I loan you my chainsaw instead??
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward


(puts on hockey mask and revs up the chain saw)

Yeah, got my own chain saw!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (ZCiJZ)


Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (02b6n)

337 Evening Horde! What's everybody listening to this fine NYE?
Got my drinking playlist on. "Circles" by Billy Preston right now.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 10:5

I'm gonna risk it and click on the 70s songs WD posted, TY WD for all you do. It should be both nostalgic and cringe inducing.

Happy New Year to you all.

Oh, and a Slappy New Year to Slap.

Posted by: Farmer at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (/LM9B)

338 315 Whatever happened to that cliche'd no nonsense "I'm walkin' here!" take no bullshit NYC attitude? Noo Yawkers of the 70s would have been out in force daring the cops to arrest them all.

From the Big Apple to the Big Applesauce.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:04 PM (2JVJo)

New Yorkers of the 70s would wonder where all of Time Square's porno theaters went. Though the pilling up of garbage would soothe what passes for their souls.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (Ojki1)

339 Yeah. The last time I did that it backfired in a spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (U2p+3)


**hugs** I'm so sorry. I hope this is a different year for you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (2JVJo)

340 301 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Yeah.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

Me too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)


We'll have a 'Ron/'Ette dating app in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:09 PM (Ew9Ia)

341 I dunno about having a woodshop in an RV, but a meth lab? Maybe...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:09 PM (4VafR)

342 I've been watching the bull riding. I have a lot of
cable channels. CBS sports seems to be one of the ones you don't need a
special package for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

I just checked again an found the channel. I don't get it for some reason. Enjoy Nerdygirl. I like Bull riding. I think they are the least woke of major/minor sports. Golf is my standby but they have been forced by sponsors to put up the platitudes at times. At least the other sports are honest, they believe it, at least many of the players do.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ls0fP)

343 That 70's compilation is all top 40. I was totally acid rock then. Apparently it didn't exist.

Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (aAQRl)

344 I hope that God works a miracle in the hearts and souls and spines of the people with the power to overturn this farce of an election.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI

It is something to be considered that God wants Joe Biden to be President, for His own reasons.

It is a vast lie about this election, but something positive may come out of it.
I utterly reject Biden and Harris, but unless we actually mass as 75 million people that won't accept this and act like it, we are rather stuck with the outcome.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

345 >>> 322 What does the FBI and the CIA and all the other agencies know about the Las Vegas shooting that they haven't told us?
Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (+q3Wx)

I could tell you, but...

Posted by: Cigarette Smoking Man at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (02b6n)

346 We'll have a 'Ron/'Ette dating app in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread,

don't forget the waivers and no refunds / exchanges policy!

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (nUhF0)

347 334 Lord save and preserve me...the idea of dating at my age

***facepalm***
Posted by: browndog at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (BgMrQ)

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The crop of Russian mail-order brides is looking very promising this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (fLVm1)

348 340 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:09 PM (Ew9Ia)

The problem with the official AoS DateMate dating app is both users have to be drunk for it to work, and when you sober up the info is gone.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Lzpvj)

349 318 287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Then you should do just that.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

My problem is I don't think I could go out with someone whose standards were so low she' go out with me.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

350 326,. Their souls will need credible threat of prosecutions and prison. If donks are accusing people of sedition, its because they're seditious

Posted by: CN at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (ONvIw)

351 I checked, it was the Verrazzano-Narrows. Opened in 64, so not that modern.

They close it whenever it is windy though. I always thought that it was because of trucks getting blown around, but this is a good reason as well.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (LWu6U)

352
Yeah. The last time I did that it backfired in a spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:06 PM (U2p+3)


I've gone out on dates. Never any chemistry whatsoever. And the neediness. My God.

I'm too old now anyway.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

353 We'll have a 'Ron/'Ette dating app in #twoweeks.

This next generation is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (4VafR)

354 Happy New Year Morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

355 Neighborhood sound like a war zone although it has slowed down a little. We blew off half our arsenal at 10, will rejoin festivities at 11:45

Posted by: Ripley at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (PTDkx)

356 My dating profile will say:

Look, I just want to go to dinner and eat something that doesn't come in a box or can. You don't have to marry me, I don't want to get in your pants. I just want someone to watch me chew my food and laugh at my jokes. I'll pay for dinner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (i9ZF7)

357 178 Bozo Conservative is installing a ceiling fan/light
in the bathroom. It has been horrific (he is probably going to divorce
me for suggesting it) and now, I hear what sounds like drywall being
sawed. I am afraid to look.


Posted by: shibumi,


I pay people to do stuff like that. One of my brothers has offered to do things, but frankly, I don't trust him with it. I mean, he was dumb enough to vote for Slow Joe.I don't want him going after my house with tools.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

358 Mr Poppins,
I'll be fine. Sometimes, though, it would be nice to be asked out to dinner and enjoy the company of another adult. And perhaps a kiss at the end of the evening.

Is that so much to hope for?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (U2p+3)

359 Like the Cars, Blondie was more 80's to me though they were both also in the 70's.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

--"Sunday Girl" and "Union City Blue," two of the best pop songs ever created, are both from the '70s.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

360 I think the pneumatic chain saw is still around here too. Works well under water, in case you bust a pipe or something.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:08 PM (YynYJ)


I had no idea there was such a thing.

I take it back, I don't want to go on a date in 2021, I want a pneumatic chainsaw instead.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (t+qrx)

361 349 318 287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)


Then you should do just that.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

My problem is I don't think I could go out with someone whose standards were so low she' go out with me.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

Have you tried alcohol? It's the traditional way.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

362 Times Square is.... uhhhh,

Well, you can find parking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

A lot of New Yorkers and people in that area have been terrified by Covid 19 and the government, such as it is.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

363 The tungsten blade means a smoother shave, Persona seventy fourrrr

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (Z7toj)

364 The problem with the official AoS DateMate dating app is both users have to be drunk for it to work, and when you sober up the info is gone.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Lzpvj)


So what you're saying is I should drink more.

Got it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (Ew9Ia)

365 343 That 70's compilation is all top 40. I was totally acid rock then. Apparently it didn't exist.
Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (aAQRl)

Acid Rock was mostly the 60's. They did have a Doors song in the compilation though.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

366 Hi MisHum!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

367 My problem is I don't think I could go out with someone whose standards were so low she' go out with me.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

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Ah yes. The eternal conundrum.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (fLVm1)

368 Happy New Year, dear MisHim.

Thank you and Weird Dave for everything.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

369 We'll have a 'Ron/'Ette dating app in #twoweeks.

Nope, not doing it. The email stuff is enough for me. Find yourself another techie to run it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (SchxB)

370 Happy new year, MisHum.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (t+qrx)

371 344 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

God may well want this nation to be humbled, it DESERVES to be humbled.

It has slouched its way to being a Godless Moloch enabling monstrosity on the world stage in some ways.

We are slothful, good Xians understand the economy and our toil is how we say thanks to Him for His granting us the day.

Americans of a generation ago would have been enraged at not being able to go to work and being offered peanut handouts by the feds as peonage.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (Lzpvj)

372 RE: Times Square, a lot of people in NYC are terrified of The Virus. I work for a company based there, and they have now sent me two cards inquiring after the health of myself and Bozo Conservative. They have NEVER send me a card or a personal note in the mail in 15 years. BTW... we are both fine.

IIRC, they did not even send me a card when my Mom died of Stage 4 lung cancer. COVID> Stage 4 Cancer. Idiots.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (ZCiJZ)

373 364 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (Ew9Ia)

Seldom a bad move, barring the use of motor vehicles.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (Lzpvj)

374 My moron dating app would say something like:

If you're into guys with coffee stains on their shirt, who refuse to wear a mask, and leave the seat up, I'm your Huckleberry

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (4VafR)

375 354 Happy New Year Morons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

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What. Did you hear something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

376 Joe Biden will never be my president.

Nor will Kamalamadingdong.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (oZuI0)

377 I would like to go on a date in 2021 if I could find the "right" sort of man. There aren't a lot of guys who aren't pinkos in NYC, who are age appropriate and who would be mutually attractive.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (USW1s)

378 Happy New Year Morons
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

Happy New Year, Mis Hum and Horde. I feel very blessed that I got to meet so many of you this year.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (zNpyh)

379 362 And BLMs ability to attack with no consequences

Posted by: CN at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (ONvIw)

380 Look, I just want to go to dinner and eat something that doesn't come in a box or can. You don't have to marry me, I don't want to get in your pants. I just want someone to watch me chew my food and laugh at my jokes. I'll pay for dinner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

This may be a winning pitch!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (Rvt88)

381 Evening and Happy New Year to all of you Horde, but especially WeirdDave for the ONT!

I am declaring I identify as an East Coaster for tonight so I can say Happy New Year truthfully and then join Mrs. Hoser in the sack.

See you all in 2021!

Posted by: TheHoser at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (ioRP+)

382 359 Like the Cars, Blondie was more 80's to me though they were both also in the 70's.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

--"Sunday Girl" and "Union City Blue," two of the best pop songs ever created, are both from the '70s.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

1979 right?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (2DOZq)

383 377 I would like to go on a date in 2021 if I could find the "right" sort of man. There aren't a lot of guys who aren't pinkos in NYC, who are age appropriate and who would be mutually attractive.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (USW1s)

And of that group surely most are already married.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (Zm+LZ)

384
The crop of Russian mail-order brides is looking very promising this year.



As long as you don't mind waking up on your wedding night naked in an ice-filled tub with a freshly stitched wound in the side, next to a note saying "Thanks for the green card... and the kidney!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (EGyGV)

385 My husband got it on Ebay. I think there was a parts machine too. It was used to take down the dock at the river place. One of those things that I have no idea what to do with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (YynYJ)

386 Americans of a generation ago would have been enraged at not being able to go to work and being offered peanut handouts by the feds as peonage.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:13 PM (Lzpvj)


SVEN JOHNSON IS RIGHT!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (2JVJo)

387 The respiration of that bridge appears labored.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (HX7/o)

388 358 Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (U2p+3)

No, we are made for companionship.

I am underneath it all a true romantic at heart.

There *is* someone for everyone, I encouraged an 'ette here during Ogabe's terms to have faith....

she wound up married and in Germany away from Indiana IIRC.

I'll pray for your happiness.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)

389 Mis Hum thanks for all your contributes and HNY.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (+q3Wx)

390 My apologies.
Posted by: Sharkman

I assumed you had developed a stutter and was not commenting on it...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (gtatv)

391 Heather Radish the IT girl.

Ms Radish, God bless you wherever you are.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)

392 Neighborhood sound like a war zone although it has slowed down a little. We blew off half our arsenal at 10, will rejoin festivities at 11:45
Posted by: Ripley at December 31, 2020 11:11 PM (PTDkx)

Desultory pops and bangs around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (mzC78)

393 Back to the Tungsten - (since talk of dating and the 70s music depresses the hell out of me.)

The cost of the material is insignificant. Tungsten runs in the $10s of dollars per Kg. Most of the cost in Tungsten parts is the high cost of working it, since it needs such a high temp to get soft enough.

On a program like that, the weekly coffee bill for the office would be more than the cost of one of the telephone poles.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (LWu6U)

394 Dreaming is my favorite Blondie song . I think that wax 1981 or 1982.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

395 My problem is I don't think I could go out with someone whose standards were so low she' go out with me.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

Have you tried alcohol? It's the traditional way.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

Pretty sure the amount of alcohol needed would render the person unconscious.

Or dead.

And neither way sounds like a fun date with the only conversation to be had is afterwards down at the local precinct filtered through a lawyer.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (Ojki1)

396 I'm lookin' for an 'ette with a stash of whiskey, ammo, bacon, and knows how to make proper sammiches.

A fella can dream, can't he?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (4VafR)

397 The people who are the the dating pool are the ones I really feel for with all this lockdown nonsense.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)

398 As long as you don't mind waking up on your wedding night naked in an ice-filled tub with a freshly stitched wound in the side, next to a note saying "Thanks for the green card... and the kidney!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (EGyGV)

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To be fair, there has to be some give and take in any relationship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (fLVm1)

399 Hiya Jordan!

I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

400 Scored 80/100

Posted by: Aud at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (uBywd)

401 How could I forget "Hanging On the Telephone"?

Here, all from 1979:

https://youtu.be/kfZNC9d_w98

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

402 Seldom a bad move, barring the use of motor vehicles.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (Lzpvj)


CW Jr is staying with friends tonight.
I'm alone.
There's not a drop of alcohol in the house, and freezing rain is falling.
I screwed up somewhere.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:18 PM (Ew9Ia)

403 OT, there has been gunfire outside, a shot here, a couple of shots there on and off for the last 20 minutes around my house.
It's dark, and the gunfire isn't too loud, so it's more curious than dangerous.
But over 3 and a half hours until midnight. Getting started early.
Maybe it's just practice for a Senile/Heels-up administration.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

404 398 As long as you don't mind waking up on your wedding night naked in an ice-filled tub with a freshly stitched wound in the side, next to a note saying "Thanks for the green card... and the kidney!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (EGyGV)

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To be fair, there has to be some give and take in any relationship.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (fLVm1)

Cheaper than divorce at any rate.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:18 PM (Zm+LZ)

405 395 My problem is I don't think I could go out with someone whose standards were so low she' go out with me.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)
...

So date a Kardashian?

There's someone out there for everyone. Even if you have to pay by the hour.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (d1uFV)

406 Old Pioneer commercial featuring the Tacoma Narrows Bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Eib49uPyc

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (V8zw+)

407 I would like to go on a date in 2021 if I could find the "right" sort of man. There aren't a lot of guys who aren't pinkos in NYC, who are age appropriate and who would be mutually attractive.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:14 PM (USW1s)


The more people I meet, the more I think it's true for both sexes, especially when you get **ahem** over 29. I can't tell you how many women I know who are batshit crazy leftists, or, even worse, completely apolitical to the point of shrugging at mask mandates because "it's for our own good."

And then just try finding man or woman who actually reads. You might as well look for a skittle-sharting Hillary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (2JVJo)

408 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (LWu6U)

Tungsten makes nice fishing lures

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (aA3+G)

409 Hiya Jordan!

I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

Sounds good to me!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (zNpyh)

410 Back to the Tungsten -
----------
Heh. I have three lengths of tungsten wire on hand, 3' each, 2 - 0.006", 1 - 0.005".

Why? Well, one never knows when one may need tungsten wire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (HX7/o)

411 I wanna go on a date in 2021 too, but my wife wont let me.

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (g741k)

412 It is something to be considered that God wants Joe Biden to be President, for His own reasons.



It is a vast lie about this election, but something positive may come out of it.

I utterly reject Biden and Harris, but unless we actually mass as
75 million people that won't accept this and act like it, we are rather
stuck with the outcome.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 31, 2020 11:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

Bozo, God gave us our rights. It is up to us to preserve them. God does not intend us to bow to tyrants. Also, only about 3% of the colonial population fought the British (with the full support of only about 30% of the population). We need enough people to fight this... we do not need all 75+ million to take up arms.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (946rW)

413 409 Hiya Jordan!

I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

Sounds good to me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (zNpyh)


Come visit me.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

414 I heard that tungsten tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (4VafR)

415 402 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:18 PM (Ew9Ia)

My son is in El Paso with his guard contingent who will be going on a trip without him.

I warned him he was not MOSQ'd in his new job, and found it odd they would choose him to go.

The Army decided after a month and a half "by golly it is odd you are not MOSQd in what you are slotted for."

Wife and I are sober, worried and tired.

Of course as long as you have the ONT you are never really alone.

Here's to our fallen 'rons and 'ettes and here's to a better 2021 than we made 2020.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Lzpvj)

416 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.

And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)

417 384
The crop of Russian mail-order brides is looking very promising this year.



As long as you don't mind waking up on your wedding night naked in an ice-filled tub with a freshly stitched wound in the side, next to a note saying "Thanks for the green card... and the kidney!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:15 PM (EGyGV)

Sounds better than my brothers divorce frankly, what with threats of 20 years in a Federal pen having been thrown around. Plus because of kids she continues to be a complete bitch as opposed to disappearing into the night.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Ojki1)

418 394 Dreaming is my favorite Blondie song . I think that wax 1981 or 1982.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (2DOZq)


1979. #27 on Billboard's Hot 100.

That drum track makes the song.

And now, on with the countdown.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Ew9Ia)

419 I wanna go on a date in 2021 too, but my wife wont let me.
Posted by: Hungaryan

Well what kind of closeminded attitude is that!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Rvt88)

420 I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

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Is OpSec no longer a thing on the blog?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (fLVm1)

421 The more people I meet, the more I think it's true
for both sexes, especially when you get **ahem** over 29. I can't tell
you how many women I know who are batshit crazy leftists, or, even
worse, completely apolitical to the point of shrugging at mask mandates
because "it's for our own good."



And then just try finding man or woman who actually reads. You might as well look for a skittle-sharting Hillary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (2JVJo)

The John Birch Society needs to start a dating service.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (946rW)

422 411 I wanna go on a date in 2021 too, but my wife wont let me.
Posted by: Hungaryan at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (g741k


Women, right?

*shakes head*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (i9ZF7)

423 420 I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

---------

Is OpSec no longer a thing on the blog?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (fLVm1)

That's sufficiently vague that you can't even be sure it refers to this century.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

424 I've been watching the bull riding. I have a lot of cable channels. CBS sports seems to be one of the ones you don't need a special package for.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)


That's funny. I recently changed cable packages to lower my bill. CBS Sports was one of the channels that went bye-bye. But lucky for me I still get CNN, MSNBC and a crapton of Spanish channels. Yeah, lucky. Right. I want my a la carte cable and I want it now!

Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (ldL4g)

425 A date? Doesn't your local grocery carry them?

Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (QeIJ/)

426 Blondie, I'd hit it like a tungsten rod.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (LxTcq)

427 416 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.

And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)


The stories I could tell you. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

428 I hear what you're saying Red Banzai. I have a life to give, sadly not much freedom, and sacred honor, well, that went out the window years ago...

But I'm willing to shoot commies, so there's that.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (4VafR)

429 On a program like that, the weekly coffee bill for the office would be more than the cost of one of the telephone poles.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 11:16 PM (LWu6U)

The biggest cost is the energy required to lift it into orbit. Every single erg of energy the "rod from God" delivers to a target came from the rocket fuel used to get it into orbit. Nuke warheads are way more energy-efficient.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (mzC78)

430 Clem Burke is a terrific drummer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

431 416 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)

Yup, that is the 21st century in a nuthsell.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (Lzpvj)

432 Deborah Harry is 75 years old. Holy crap !

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

433 Happy New Year everyone!
I, for one, will be glad to see 2020 in the rear view mirror.
Here's to a happy and healthy 2021!
And thanks to Ace and the cobs for making this place what it is.. hit the tip jar!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (CjFDo)

434 425 A date? Doesn't your local grocery carry them?
Posted by: Irish Thayer at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (QeIJ/)

Covid has been causing shortages apparently.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

435 Deborah Harry is 75 years old. Holy crap !
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

--------

Maryanne wishes she was 75.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (fLVm1)

436
1979. #27 on Billboard's Hot 100.

That drum track makes the song.

And now, on with the countdown.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Ew9Ia)
--
Other than one being alive and one being dead for years, Captain Whitebread is a ringer for Kasey Kasem.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

437 433 Happy New Year everyone!
I, for one, will be glad to see 2020 in the rear view mirror.
Here's to a happy and healthy 2021!
And thanks to Ace and the cobs for making this place what it is.. hit the tip jar!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (CjFDo)

+1!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (d1uFV)

438 The biggest cost is the energy required to lift it into orbit. Every single erg of energy the "rod from God" delivers to a target came from the rocket fuel used to get it into orbit. Nuke warheads are way more energy-efficient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Can't one simply use the space elevator to get it into a geostationary orbit and then just give it a little push?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (Rvt88)

439 I hear what you're saying Red Banzai. I have a life
to give, sadly not much freedom, and sacred honor, well, that went out
the window years ago...



But I'm willing to shoot commies, so there's that.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (4VafR)

Unfortunately, we live in a target rich country right now.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (946rW)

440 432 Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

Lynda Carter is hotter in her 70s than a lot of 20 somethings are in their 20s now.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (Lzpvj)

441 Why? Well, one never knows when one may need tungsten wire.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (HX7/o)

You could knit a new light bulb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (mzC78)

442 Hiya Jordan!

I resolve to partner with you and cause some moron trouble in various parts of the country this year!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

Sounds good to me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:19 PM (zNpyh)


Come visit me.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)


IF - You ladies are ever in Massachusetts, and IF - the damned lockdowns are over, and IF - the restaurants and bars are open, I will personally give you a guided tour of Boston and points north. Perhaps we could even get Bandersnatch to take you for a sail off Cape Cod.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (2JVJo)

443 Well, I wrote a ton of stuff and self banned myself.

Happy New Year Horde.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (v2c9/)

444 We'll have a 'Ron/'Ette dating app in #twoweeks.

Nope, not doing it. The email stuff is enough for me. Find yourself another techie to run it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
----
So Blanco is starting a dating app for the horde!! Great, I'll sign my mom up....

Posted by: lin-duh at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (UUBmN)

445 Deborah Harry got all the eyeballs of course, but the band were really, really good musicians as well.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (oZuI0)

446 I'm a dumbass, sven. What's MOSQ'd?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (2JVJo)

447 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

Yeah.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

Me too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Meh, I'm alone but not lonely. If it's to be, great, if not, that's fine too.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (1cdyO)

448 OT, there has been gunfire outside, a shot here, a couple of shots there on and off for the last 20 minutes around my house.
It's dark, and the gunfire isn't too loud, so it's more curious than dangerous.
But over 3 and a half hours until midnight. Getting started early.
Maybe it's just practice for a Senile/Heels-up administration.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

There was shooting around us this afternoon, someone got something big for Christmas, sounded like a cannon. No big deal, we're rural, so everyone shoots, but this was just louder than I've heard before.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)

449 My son bought me this shirt for Christmas and I'm still not sure which one of us is the bigger nerd.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybl6uvq7

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (zNpyh)

450 383 - correct. The women I know who are in relationships actually met the guys out of town! I"m in no particular hurry; I've had a couple of experiences with guys who talk about themselves all through dinner and expect me to be blazing with passion at the end of the meal. NYC is a buyer's market when it comes to dating. And forget about it when you hit 29 a couple of times....

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (USW1s)

451 IF - You ladies are ever in Massachusetts, and IF - the damned lockdowns are over, and IF - the restaurants and bars are open, I will personally give you a guided tour of Boston and points north. Perhaps we could even get Bandersnatch to take you for a sail off Cape Cod.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (2JVJo)


That sounds incredible, {{{MP4}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

452 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.

And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)


This could almost be Jill Biden.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (t+qrx)

453 Can't one simply use the space elevator to get it into a geostationary orbit and then just give it a little push?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (Rvt8


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Just don't light up all the buttons when you get on. People hate that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (fLVm1)

454 AlaBAMA,
Yikes!

At least you found a date though. Seattle is a barren wasteland for a conservative, God worshipping woman. It's all soyboys, hipsters and fags here.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (U2p+3)

455 418 394 Dreaming is my favorite Blondie song . I think that wax 1981 or 1982.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

1979. #27 on Billboard's Hot 100.

That drum track makes the song.

And now, on with the countdown.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (Ew9Ia)

Of course you are correct. I believe I was thinking of Call Me.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

456 There was shooting around us this afternoon, someone got something big for Christmas, sounded like a cannon. No big deal, we're rural, so everyone shoots, but this was just louder than I've heard before.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Could I show you something in a .308 Sir?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (Rvt88)

457 Deborah Harry got all the eyeballs of course, but the band were really, really good musicians as well.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (oZuI0)

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Didn't she marry one of them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

458 446 I'm a dumbass, sven. What's MOSQ'd?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (2JVJo)

Basically job classifications

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (i9ZF7)

459 I remember having great dates when I was younger. I don't even know what I would suggest these days.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (r+sAi)

460 The biggest cost is the energy required to lift it into orbit. Every single erg of energy the "rod from God" delivers to a target came from the rocket fuel used to get it into orbit. Nuke warheads are way more energy-efficient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Exactly. To get one unit of energy at target, it would cost something like 100x in energy to get it up into space in the first place.
And then multiply that cost by 10 for the craft and engineering.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (LWu6U)

461 re: Commiefornia

@rising_serpent
Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of Scientology.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

462 459 I remember having great dates when I was younger. I don't even know what I would suggest these days.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (r+sAi)

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Miniature golf is evergreen, I think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (fLVm1)

463 AlaBAMA, the ex-husband thing is pretty weird.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (946rW)

464 Mr Poppins,
I love sailing on the cape. And I love Beantown and you are, I'm certain, a lovely tour guide.

Perhaps we can coordinate with the NoVaMoMe

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

465 Didn't she marry one of them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (fLVm1)
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She was in a long term relationship with Chris Stein.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

466 IIRC spent uranium has taken over in the anti-tank ammo production. The Isralis have a Long Rod Penetrator made of it.

12 inches by 1 and 1/2 after the sabot discards.

Kind of hinky but I would like to see what that LRP does against an American made M1A2 and not one of the nerfed Egyptian models.

I would still guess it would tear that tank to pieces.

Posted by: David Eich at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (uxUoN)

467 That zz top pic is great!
Hope you morons are doing alright. I want to crack the champagne but my child is inexplicably still awake. (We have a bottle left over from our wedding 5 years ago).

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (EiPf6)

468 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women
against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of
Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

Um... wat?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (946rW)

469 446 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (2JVJo)

MOS Qualified.

Lad10077 has a MOS he was qualified for in the regular Army, when he joined the Guard he was slated to move laterally to an MOS in the same field but with a different alpha designation.

The thing is he never got to go to his new AIT to get Qualified because our state ate two hurricane hits in two months and then when he was home for a week the unit said "Lad10077 pack your bags we are going on a trip"

but I have not been to the new school, thought lad and mom and dad....

"Nah Lad pack 'em anyway Happy holidays" said the unit...

so Lad missed Thanksgiving, and Xmas and now New Years when we all suspected heavily it was a wasted effort on the units' part.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)

470 And then just try finding man or woman who actually reads.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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I'm thinking that the two problems are related. The essence of 'Liberals' is ignorance. Appropriate to recall the two wretched children that Scrooge spied beneath the robe of Ghost of Christmas Present:

“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (HX7/o)

471 463 AlaBAMA, the ex-husband thing is pretty weird.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (946rW)


Ain't it though? She was pretty incredulous that I didn't want a second date.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (i9ZF7)

472 The 70's countdown had no Chicago, Seals Crofts, Streisand, Zeppelin, Tull, Aerosmith, Stones or Springsteen.

Posted by: Locke Common at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (Rlbqb)

473 440 432 Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:23 PM (2DOZq)

Lynda Carter is hotter in her 70s than a lot of 20 somethings are in their 20s now.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:24 PM (Lzpvj)

Heh . That's not a good example for me sven . Lynda Carter was always a butterface to me.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

474 Perhaps we can coordinate with the NoVaMoMe
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
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Can't wait for the next one. I wonder what kind of crazy peri-apocalyptic situation VA will be in by the time it rolls around.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

475 Off serpent people sock...

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (uxUoN)

476 sven -- he got fooked by the Big Green Weenie.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (4VafR)

477 468
How is that any different than Sharia?

Posted by: Jmel at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (bVhJi)

478 Of course you are correct. I believe I was thinking of Call Me.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:26 PM (2DOZq)


Yeah, that was 1980. So you were close.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (Ew9Ia)

479 468 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (946rW)

The United States government and many state governments are laying the groundwork for Islamists and other freakazoid faiths to be able to play Kangaroo court.

Xians will not get the same right.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (Lzpvj)

480 426 Blondie, I'd hit it like a tungsten rod.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:22 PM (LxTcq)

--As Deborah Harry insisted in numerous interviews, she's not Blondie.

Blondie is the band.

Just like Darius Rucker had to tell people he was not Hootie.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)

481 The 70s belonged to Farrah. Lynda was an also ran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (i9ZF7)

482 AlaBAMA, the ex-husband thing is pretty weird.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (946rW)





Ain't it though? She was pretty incredulous that I didn't want a second date.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (i9ZF7)

I can't cast stones about the grandchild thing though as I am in a similar but not identical boat.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (946rW)

483 Why don't we stay in the 70s for a moment?

Man, that was great! Didn't recognize thirteen of them. "Boney M."?! Never heard of those guys, or their two songs, but they were pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (B2mhs)

484 476 Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 31, 2020 11:30 PM (4VafR)

The manpower density number gods needed appeased....

it is not like any of us are shocked at the green machine anymore.

Thank God Ms 10077 finishes her career this coming fall.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)

485 I will never again date a woman with minor children where the ex husband is still in the picture.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (2DOZq)

486 One man's aeroelastic flutter is another man's harmonic resonance.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (1YlHz)

487 Lynda Carter was always a butterface to me.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

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**Slaps glove across face**

You shall be hearing from my second, Sir.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (dfRN6)

488 468 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women
against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of
Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

Um... wat?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (946rW)

LA's new "non prosecuting these incidents" manifesto as written basically make stalking OK anyway.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

489 OK, folks, it is 11.30 EST, "Libertango" is playing and my glass is empty. I don't have to get up tomorrow, so I think I shall hang out with you all until midnight.

BRB

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (2JVJo)

490 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 31, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

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FUN FACT: in my early days of litigation I worked for a partner who was involved in several cases against Scientology.

It was quite an education. Those are some very nasty people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

491 I can't cast stones about the grandchild thing though as I am in a similar but not identical boat.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (946rW)

Yeah, that part didn't bother me so much as I get that kids can be pretty irresponsible. But the ex in the in law suite was way too much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (i9ZF7)

492 Racing cross the heavens
Straight into the dawn
Looking like a comet
Slicing through the morn
Scorching the horizon
Blazing to the land
Now he's here amongst us
The age of fire's at hand

Posted by: SMOD at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (KAi1n)

493
I can't cast stones about the grandchild thing though as I am in a similar but not identical boat.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (946rW)

The strangeness is expecting that anyone would be interested. People aren't looking to pick up a ton of baggage when looking for a relationship.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

494 It looks like something out of that B-movie classic, "Damnation Alley", or something like that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet




I love that movie.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (1YlHz)

495 I'd like to go on a date in 2021, but don't think it's likely. I admit I just can't muster up the energy to try and meet people, and when I do get around people, I shy away.

There is one person I might be able to meet later this year, but that's 100% up to her and who knows if she's up to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

496 Didn't she marry one of them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

--AFAIK, she's never married.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (oZuI0)

497 "Boney M."?! Never heard of those guys, or their two songs, but they were pretty good.
Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (B2mhs)


They did a cover of "Mary's Boy Child" that is an omnipresently annoying earworm at Christmas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (2JVJo)

498 488 Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

Don't stalk a democrat, or glitterati but yeah if you are a normie the law ain't for you.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)

499 458 446 I'm a dumbass, sven. What's MOSQ'd?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:25 PM (2JVJo)

Hey, I've been here for about 18 years and I am lost. But to my credit I did know what an unbearable crapfest the Trump years would be.

And, hating our media so much, I didn't know Trudeau was Prime Minister for 4 months. You have to hate media, isolate them and segregate yourself to get to that level of happiness.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (v2c9/)

500 FUN FACT: in my early days of litigation I worked for a partner who was involved in several cases against Scientology.


Fun Fact II: My first serious college boyfriend, who was supposed to grow up and be an electrical engineer, is now high up in the church of scientology. It kind of makes sense, since he was very easy going and... IDK, malleable.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

501 Bete: stalking's only a crime when it's done to wealthy, attractive and high-status women.

When it's done to men or lesser-status women people just scoff at it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

502 There is one person I might be able to meet later this year, but that's 100% up to her and who knows if she's up to it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

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Assert yourself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (fLVm1)

503 481 The 70s belonged to Farrah. Lynda was an also ran.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (i9ZF7)

Jaclyn Smith > Lynda Carter

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (2DOZq)

504 The 70s belonged to Farrah. Lynda was an also ran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (i9ZF7)

I liked Kate Jackson, a Rebel I was. And the two seed had to be Jacklyn Smith.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (Ls0fP)

505 481 The 70s belonged to Farrah. Lynda was an also ran.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:31 PM (i9ZF7)

--Jaclyn Smith for me, but then I admit I prefer brunettes.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (oZuI0)

506 Cicero, I can try. I have some ideas. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

507 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson
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FUN FACT: in my early days of litigation I worked for a partner who was involved in several cases against Scientology.

It was quite an education. Those are some very nasty people.
Posted by: Cicero

So the takeaway is this: if stalked by Scientologists, the remedy is shoot, shovel, and shut up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (mzC78)

508 499 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (v2c9/)

Justin Castro is a fine PM for Canuckistan, and represents Ontario and Quebec's stupidity quite well.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)

509 My wife's niece has 3 kids by 3 different guys. Never been married. She served 3 years of a 15 years sentence for drugs and credit card theft. Her mom, who also a excon, has 2 of the kids and her daughter has one.
The daughter has no job now but lives in a nice condo. We're sure she's up to no good
All this from a girl from a nice Jewish family from Baltimore. My wife and her sister have nothing in common

And thank God they live 2K miles away

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:36 PM (zZxh0)

510 Happy New Years horde. Mostly quiet here near the banks of the Willamette river.

MPPPP: Did you ever do Boston's First Night? I did it back in 1992/93 new years. Nothing like being a sardine on the green line.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at December 31, 2020 11:36 PM (vgGvZ)

511 MOSQ = military occupational specialist qualified.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:36 PM (i9ZF7)

512 Later, engineers said the weight of the people was more than if it was full of cars. It was packed, for sure.

They did that on the Golden Gate on several big anniversaries until one time that had so many people that the bridge flattened out. A suspension bridge is not supposed to flatten out!

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2020 11:36 PM (z36Kd)

513 One man's aeroelastic flutter is another man's harmonic resonance.





Posted by: Sharkman

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Galloping Gertie at December 31, 2020 11:37 PM (1cdyO)

514 I got prolly 85% on the 70s songs.

Some real Earworms there.

Posted by: Nurse ratched




No way I was clicking that video. Wouldn't sleep for two weeks downloading old music.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:37 PM (1YlHz)

515 There was shooting around us this afternoon, someone got something big for Christmas, sounded like a cannon. No big deal, we're rural, so everyone shoots, but this was just louder than I've heard before.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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When I was a kid, my dad and I would stop over next door at midnight, and the old guy that lived there would break out his Trapdoor 45-70, and loose a round into the air. It was cool.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 11:37 PM (HX7/o)

516 2020 sucked in myriad ways except a few that I'm actually thankful for. I leave 2020 for 2021 better than I was the preceding year though there's still work to do in that regard. I am very, very glad AoS has been here.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2020 11:37 PM (KAi1n)

517 I preferred Harrison Ford the day Star Wars came out. Don't tell me many didn't think Hamill was the future movie star. Corvette Summer didn't get made for nothing.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:37 PM (Ls0fP)

518 Justin Castro is a fine PM for Canuckistan, and represents Ontario and Quebec's stupidity quite well.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)

True, dat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (mzC78)

519 Speaking of Scientology, I'm reading a book about the golden age of pulp SF and L. Ron Hubbard was held in very high esteem by luminaries like Campbell and Heinlein. They really liked some of his early works.

Has anybody read El Ron's stuff from back in the day?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

520 The strangeness is expecting that anyone would be interested. People aren't looking to pick up a ton of baggage when looking for a relationship.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (Zm+LZ)


The ex living in the basement is a whole panel full of screaming alarms.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (t+qrx)

521 511 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:36 PM (i9ZF7)

Quite...

proves what you know (in theory) although fun fact most first term enlistees will spend less than one quarter their initial contract actually doing those MOSQ skills.

Hilarious really, but life often is.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (Lzpvj)

522 --As Deborah Harry insisted in numerous interviews, she's not Blondie.

Well maybe I want to fuck the whole band. I don't, but you didn't even ask, you just assumed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:39 PM (LxTcq)

523 Happy New Year. Fiscal conservatism for America, fiscal generosity for the rest of the world, fiscal infinity for endless war is insanity, and the road to bankruptcy. Why do the McConnell/Romney/Graham republicans favor it?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 11:39 PM (YkawN)

524 So the takeaway is this: if stalked by Scientologists, the remedy is shoot, shovel, and shut up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (mzC7

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Hah. You jest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:39 PM (fLVm1)

525 I know it was Farrah

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:40 PM (Cxk7w)

526 Are we really doing this? Farrah was a generic blonde.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:40 PM (+q3Wx)

527 Could I show you something in a .308 Sir?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 31, 2020 11:27 PM (Rvt8

Me, heck yes! What I was hearing was coming from Amish households, interesting.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 11:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

528 Browndog --- d@mn, man!

Milady and I, together 46 years, married 40. Our hearts ache for you.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Make 2021 Great
at December 31, 2020 11:40 PM (xdNUT)

529 MPPPP: Did you ever do Boston's First Night? I did it back in 1992/93 new years. Nothing like being a sardine on the green line.

Oh, lord, never. I hate the cold.

Green Line? You definitely went through Park, then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:40 PM (2JVJo)

530 Hah. You jest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:39 PM (fLVm1)

My name's not Shirley.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:41 PM (mzC78)

531 The strangeness is expecting that anyone would be
interested. People aren't looking to pick up a ton of baggage when
looking for a relationship.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

Meh, while I am not looking to complicate my life further by looking for a relationship, some people need to be with someone no matter what else they have going on. If they meet the right person, maybe some baggage doesn't matter so much. An ex-husband in the basement would be a huge red flag, though. Even if you truly liked someone in that situation, having the ex living with her does not exactly scream "I am done with my last relationship and in a healthy place to start something not dysfunctional with you."

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:41 PM (946rW)

532 Quite...

proves what you know (in theory) although fun fact most first term enlistees will spend less than one quarter their initial contract actually doing those MOSQ skills.

Hilarious really, but life often is.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (Lzp


Can't beat a bureaucracy for silly nonsense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:41 PM (i9ZF7)

533 Acid Rock was mostly the 60's. They did have a Doors song in the compilation though.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks
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True. My seventies runs mor '67-'75, with the SF Dead, Hicks, Airplane, etc slowly merging with southern rock Allman Brothers, Little Feat, etc. and the Brit stuff like Tull, Bowie, and that crowd.
And Jorma K shadowed punk dith wone of his spinoffs, Vital Parts.

Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 11:41 PM (aAQRl)

534 Hate to break it to ya but 2020 is gonna seem like a good year in 2021

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:42 PM (zZxh0)

535 I tend not to go for the most popular "it" girls.

I still remember when everyone and their dog was drooling over Farrah, Brooke Shields, Kathy Ireland and Pamela Anderson. I just didn't get it.

OTOH I always thought women like Wendy Jo Sperber were cute and attractive.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

536 Happy New Year. Fiscal conservatism for America,
fiscal generosity for the rest of the world, fiscal infinity for endless
war is insanity, and the road to bankruptcy. Why do the
McConnell/Romney/Graham republicans favor it?

Posted by: WhyBanned
With fiscal responsibility the grift gets a little tougher.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:42 PM (1cdyO)

537 523 Happy New Year. Fiscal conservatism for America, fiscal generosity for the rest of the world, fiscal infinity for endless war is insanity, and the road to bankruptcy. Why do the McConnell/Romney/Graham republicans favor it?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 11:39 PM (YkawN)

Because graft?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (Ojki1)

538 Danny Finegood, the kid who changed the "hollyweed" sign used to throw the best NYE parties at his mansion below the griffith observatory. His backyard neon collection included the original stan's drive in car hop girl, the sea and jungle shop monkey climbing a palm tree, van de camps' windmill.
Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (6f06f)

539 The ex living in the basement is a whole panel full of screaming alarms.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:38 PM (t+qrx)

That might even be worse than a deadbeat sibling.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (YkawN)

540 I still remember when everyone and their dog was drooling over Farrah, Brooke Shields, Kathy Ireland and Pamela Anderson. I just didn't get it.

----------

Steve, there's nothing wrong with being ghey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (fLVm1)

541 I actually had some hope that 2021 might be an improvement, but that got shut down good and hard. The XO was directly exposed to the Chinese Lung Rot Tuesday. He got tested earlier today, but we won't know for a couple of days. And even if the test is negative, he might have to go back for a second in a few more days. Now he's in an uproar, afraid that I will pick it up from him.

And my oldest cat seems to have picked up an upper respiratory infection of one kind or another. Its's given the poor little guy laryngitis. But he can still purr. When they can't purr, you know you have a problem. I just hope the young one doesn't pick it up.

Well, in spite of these dumb ass problems, Happy New Year, Horde. And thanks for a snarky, raucous, 24/7 party. Nothing is ever so bad that someone from the Horde can't turn it into a joke. A caustic joke, but a joke nevertheless.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (hfuUh)

542 508 499 Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (v2c9/)

Justin Castro is a fine PM for Canuckistan, and represents Ontario and Quebec's stupidity quite well.
Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)

After the Americans kill 100,000,000 socialists, put in a 0 percent tax rate. I am sure he'll fit right in.

Seriously after being at the store, thinking about all the pissed off Americans and a stolen election, I kept thinking how they are going to kill 100 million socialists. It made me less angry.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (v2c9/)

543 Cicero, I didn't know Mila Kunis was a man! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

544 OTOH I always thought women like Wendy Jo Sperber were cute and attractive.

Posted by: qdpsteve

Pam Dawber.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (1cdyO)

545 The ex living in the basement is a whole panel full of screaming alarms.
What about the ex dead in the basement?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (r+sAi)

546 540 I still remember when everyone and their dog was drooling over Farrah, Brooke Shields, Kathy Ireland and Pamela Anderson. I just didn't get it.

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Steve, there's nothing wrong with being ghey.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:43 PM (fLVm1


Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (i9ZF7)

547 And now, an ONT edition of "Am I The Asshoe?"

The karaoke bar that laid me off has a interent-connected jukebox.

The next five songs are now:

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" -- twice
"It's Not Unusual"
"It's The End of The World..." --again
and Van Halen's "Happy Trails" as the closer.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (Ew9Ia)

548 Some rat, she wasn't bad either.
Unfortunately she was completely steamrolled by Robin Williams (who in fairness was awesomely talented) on Mork & Mindy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

549
The strangeness is expecting that anyone would be interested. People aren't looking to pick up a ton of baggage when looking for a relationship.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (Zm+LZ)


THIS. They all have so much baggage. And they're all looking for a nurse or a purse, or both.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

550 --As Deborah Harry insisted in numerous interviews, she's not Blondie.



Blondie is the band.


I always thought Blondie was that guy who hung out with Tuco in the spaghetti westerns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (SchxB)

551 Who was the chick who played Joni on Happy Days?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (i9ZF7)

552 The next five songs are now:


"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" -- twice

"It's Not Unusual"

"It's The End of The World..." --again

and Van Halen's "Happy Trails" as the closer.


If you were an asshole, the next half hour of songs would all be "Hair of the Dog."

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

553 The karaoke song I want to do someday is "You Are Everything" by the Stylistics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

554 502 There is one person I might be able to meet later this year, but that's 100% up to her and who knows if she's up to it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Assert yourself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:34 PM (fLVm1)

--Cherche la femme, mofo.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (oZuI0)

555 This Dick Clark NYE thin is terrible.

Posted by: From that time at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (aAQRl)

556 AlaBAMA, Erin Moran.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

557 And now, an ONT edition of "Am I The Asshoe?"

The karaoke bar that laid me off has a interent-connected jukebox.

The next five songs are now:

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" -- twice
"It's Not Unusual"
"It's The End of The World..." --again
and Van Halen's "Happy Trails" as the closer.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (Ew9Ia)


Sounds fine to me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (2JVJo)

558 Pam Dawber.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (1cdyO)

Jan Smithers.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (Ew9Ia)

559 Who was the chick who played Joni on Happy Days?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (i9ZF7)


---------

She went Margot Kidder crazy, didn't she?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (fLVm1)

560 556 AlaBAMA, Erin Moran.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)


Horde Google. Gotta love it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (i9ZF7)

561 Heh, cool Blondie show from '79, and it also includes "Bang a Gong"

So we come full circle. . . .

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (oZuI0)

562 Kathy Ireland was smoking hot. Cheryl Ladd , Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (2DOZq)

563 If you were an asshole, the next half hour of songs would all be "Hair of the Dog."
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (ZCiJZ)


(takes notes)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (Ew9Ia)

564 534 Hate to break it to ya but 2020 is gonna seem like a good year in 2021
Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:42 PM (zZxh0)


Take it to the bank.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (TdMsT)

565 Erin I never got

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (Cxk7w)

566 Who was the chick who played Joni on Happy Days?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (i9ZF7)


Erin Moran. Didn't find her attractive at all.

Mrs C, however, looked like she could rock your world and then make you a sammich.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (2JVJo)

567 If you were an asshole, the next half hour of songs would all be "Hair of the Dog."
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

The "ooga-chucka" version of "Hooked On A Feeling".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (mzC78)

568 534 Hate to break it to ya but 2020 is gonna seem like a good year in 2021
Posted by: REDACTED

I have the same feeling.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

569 I love singing karaoke. Today I was belting Different Strokes by sly and the family stone, wondering if it would get me beaten if I sang it in public.

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (EiPf6)

570 Shelley Hack has a great role in The King Of Comedy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

571 the 11Bs I knew did a lot of 11b'ing.

I
do recall many active military aviators would bitch at times that Air
Guard types got more flying time than they did because they had less
paperwork and other admin stuff to do. But that was a general thought
from years ago.

I am not saying that is a fact, but it was the perception among many at times.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (Ls0fP)

572 Jaclyn Smith was my dream girl back in the day.

Then I found out she was the same age as my mom...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (Ew9Ia)

573 Ok, too drunk to allowed access to the credit card.
Hiding Twitch donation button until next week.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (d1uFV)

574 Shit. I didn't know Moran died in 2017. Throat cancer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (i9ZF7)

575 Pam Dawber.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (1cdyO)

Jan Smithers.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (Ew9Ia)


Waylon Smithers.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (2JVJo)

576 572 Jaclyn Smith was my dream girl back in the day.

Then I found out she was the same age as my mom...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (Ew9Ia)


Does that make it hotter or not?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (d1uFV)

577 558 Pam Dawber.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (1cdyO)

Jan Smithers.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:47 PM (Ew9Ia)

-----

Embrace the power of "and".

Speaking of which, let us not forget Patricia and Cyb Barnstable, who played the "clones" on the short-lived Star Trek parody "Quark". I can haz?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (dfRN6)

578 I'm so glad the AoS is here, keeping us sane- thx to ace, CBD, JJ, MisHum, JamesMadison,Oregon Muse & all the other cobloggers & open bloggers, kibitzers & wisenheimers, snarkers, schtarkers, malarkers, misfits, halfwits and methodists. I'm calling it a night, though. I don't need to watch the odometer turn to 2021. 40 years ago I met my husband & I will go to sleep recalling every moment of our meeting. goodnight, all. goodbye 2020 and take all our troubles with it.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, not my FBI at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (USW1s)

579 Avenge me!

Posted by: Dick Clark at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (2N7oZ)

580 Pam Dawber, I think. One of the first that made me feel "things" as a youngster.

Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (+q3Wx)

581 Then, at midnight, do a half hour of "Havin' My Baby."

/which is one of my most hated songs

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

582 Happy New Year Horde!
Put me on the "I'd like to date in 2021" list. And yes, it's very difficult to meet someone compatible after age **29**.

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (6lKe4)

583 566 Who was the chick who played Joni on Happy Days?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (i9ZF7)

Erin Moran. Didn't find her attractive at all.

Mrs C, however, looked like she could rock your world and then make you a sammich.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:48 PM (2JVJo)

She took Scott Baio's virginity.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (2DOZq)

584 She went Margot Kidder crazy, didn't she?

Posted by: Cicero


Heard she's mort. As is Margot...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (1cdyO)

585 First firework test

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (Cxk7w)

586 544 OTOH I always thought women like Wendy Jo Sperber were cute and attractive.

Posted by: qdpsteve
-------------------------------

Man, she had it rough.
Tough woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (CZm2G)

587 Times Square is pathetic

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Xih1H)

588 Happy New Year Horde!

I'd like to say 2021 will be better but.....

So here I am, in bed 11 minutes to midnight, my husband sound asleep and I'm watching ear wax removal videos on YouTube. Sums up 2020 pretty well.

Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (79p/O)

589 The "ooga-chucka" version of "Hooked On A Feeling".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (mzC7

YES.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Ew9Ia)

590 If you were an asshole, the next half hour of songs would all be "Hair of the Dog."
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

Hey, I just got into Nazareth this year....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (d1uFV)

591 Shit. I didn't know Moran died in 2017. Throat cancer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (i9ZF7)

---------

And that was after a stint living in a trailer park, which she got tossed out of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (fLVm1)

592 If you were an asshole, the next half hour of songs would all be "Hair of the Dog."
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

The "ooga-chucka" version of "Hooked On A Feeling".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (mzC7


Blue Swede! I love that song!

Especially since the lead singer couldn't speak English and gets lost in the middle of the song.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (2JVJo)

593 Braenyard, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

594 580 Pam Dawber, I think. One of the first that made me feel "things" as a youngster.
Posted by: Garrick at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (+q3Wx)

Still married to Mark Harmon I believe.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (2DOZq)

595 I celebrated NYE by watching "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri." While drinking steadily, of course.

I can certainly see what all the fuss was about. But I never want to see it again.

Spoiler alert:

My first thought was, instead of putting up the 3 billboards, how about requesting an in-person meeting with the FBI SAC in St. Louis (or KC)?

But then I decided not to take that kind of approach to this film because the whole thing bends reality until it breaks... about halfway through.

Whatever happened to the movie thread, btw? When is that?

Posted by: mnw at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Cssks)

596 Who was the chick who played Joni on Happy Days?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:46 PM (i9ZF7)

I think her life was pretty tragic. I recall years ago Chachi kind of wrote her off. Not saying that is right or wrong, how could I know. Sad all around really.

And now Chachi is on the outside as he is a Trump supporter and the rest went in with the easy way to get along in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Ls0fP)

597 Damn, here's the linky:

https://youtu.be/GRIED07jbsE

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (oZuI0)

598 568 534 Hate to break it to ya but 2020 is gonna seem like a good year in 2021
Posted by: REDACTED

I have the same feeling.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

I had high hopes that this election would end the bullshit and the next four would be smooth(er) sailing. Ha! But maybe it's good that the rot is being exposed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

599 Heard she's mort. As is Margot...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (1cdyO)

And Wendi Joe Sperber.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (zNpyh)

600 Does that make it hotter or not?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (d1uFV)


Made it kinda weird.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (Ew9Ia)

601 Heard she's mort. As is Margot...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (1cdyO)

Met Margot's brother once. he was a perfectly normal dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (mzC78)

602 Any guy who claims to be straight and asserts that Kathy Ireland is not hot better have his dick checked.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (oZuI0)

603 2020 is almost over and it took a lot of well known people

But not Brian Stelter

Lets hope for a better 2021

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (qAR6u)

604 Georgia..shredder trucks again.
@PatrickByrne

Once again, nothing to see here folks, move along. BREAKING BIG: Jovan Pulitzer says Georgia Called in Trucks to Get Rid of the Evidence in Fulton County He is Supposed to be Scanning!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (3P/5p)

605 So here I am, in bed 11 minutes to midnight, my husband sound asleep and I'm watching ear wax removal videos on YouTube. Sums up 2020 pretty well.
Posted by: mpfs at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (79p/O)

-------

I'm riding shotgun of my youngest's NYE party down in the basement. It suddenly went quiet about ten minutes ago......too quiet.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (dfRN6)

606 I wish I had even a little optimum for 2021

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (Cxk7w)

607 2020 is Hindsight!
2021 will be AMAZING!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (buTO7)

608 Damn. Off sock.

She took Scott Baio's virginity.

Please tell me that's a joke. I don't need another reason to hate him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (2JVJo)

609 Why can't Brian Stelter be "accidentally" shredded and fried into fries by a crazy runaway Wendy's worker??

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

610 My bad, the song is called everyday people. (Yeahh-ahhh)

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (EiPf6)

611 I'm riding shotgun of my youngest's NYE party down in the basement. It suddenly went quiet about ten minutes ago......too quiet.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (dfRN6



They're probably all on their phones watching tiktock videos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (i9ZF7)

612 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched



Nope. Not doing it. Wouldn't be prudent.

I've been married and horribly divorced twice. There isn't someone out there for me, and I accept that.

First grandson arrives in April and I'll focus on him and raising my youngest daughter (13) and just growing old gracefully (I'm 57 now).

I know my limitations. The lack of ability in picking an appropriate woman is one of them.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (1YlHz)

613 608 Damn. Off sock.

She took Scott Baio's virginity.

Please tell me that's a joke. I don't need another reason to hate him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (2JVJo)

Or love him....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (d1uFV)

614 I believe it is nigh impossible to not find Kathy Ireland attractive. She is probably a lefty like them all but I think I heard otherwise. Either way, to me, not finding her attractive in looks and personality does not compute.

Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (Ls0fP)

615 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson

I didn't know we had an arbitration clause in criminal matters

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (Xih1H)

616 There is one person I might be able to meet later this year, but that's 100% up to her and who knows if she's up to it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)


You don't know unless you ask, nothing to loose.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

617 608 Damn. Off sock.

She took Scott Baio's virginity.

Please tell me that's a joke. I don't need another reason to hate him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (2JVJo)

No joke.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (2DOZq)

618 Fireworks, off a distance

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (Cxk7w)

619 I had high hopes that this election would end the bullshit and the next four would be smooth(er) sailing. Ha! But maybe it's good that the rot is being exposed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

take it from one that knows, exposed rot is overrated

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (zZxh0)

620 Hottest woman ever on Star Trek TOS?

Sherry Jackson in "What Are Little Girls Made Of"

I watched that episode tonight, made a side trip to the bunk

Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (qAR6u)

621 571 Quint,
Yeah to be fair combat arms guys get a lot of stick time....

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (YRz+I)

622 funsize, yup.

"We got to live together!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

623 It would be pretty sad going through life where your claim to fame is that you're Margot Kidder's brother.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

624 Alla y'all in Eastern time zone, you are about to embark on a brand new never-been-used year.

For the next hour, please forward reports to us in Central time zone how it's going.

HNY, AoSHQ!!

Posted by: mindful webworker
Make 2021 Great
at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (xdNUT)

625 Kathy Ireland sold more calendars than anyone in history.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (i9ZF7)

626 545 The ex living in the basement is a whole panel full of screaming alarms.
What about the ex dead in the basement?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2020 11:44 PM (r+sAi)

the ex dead in the basement would be a lot easier to deal with. At least he's not going to wander upstairs in the middle of the night, knock on your door and say "hey, mind if I hang out for a bit?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (V2Yro)

627 600 Does that make it hotter or not?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:50 PM (d1uFV)

Made it kinda weird.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:52 PM (Ew9Ia)

Fair enough

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (d1uFV)

628 Good Bye 2020! We won't miss you.

I tested positive for C-19 on Monday this week. So far very mild symptoms. Going for a referee PCR test Saturday.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (D/Ycl)

629 An ex living in the basement would have me wondering what or who was buried in the back yard or planned to be served for dinner. GTFO and maybe reflect upon less sinister explanations 6 months, and no possibility of future contact later.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (YkawN)

630 Evasive, true.

If I travel to her neighborhood, my hunch is she'd go for a meeting.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

631 "I am done with my last relationship and in a healthy place to start something not dysfunctional with you."

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:41 PM (946rW)


I like that sentiment but it's a little too long for a tattoo, though. Seems like you need a tattoo these days and my skin is ink-free. Plenty of scars but no ink.

Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (ldL4g)

632 Posted by: mnw at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Cssks)

We saw that in the theater, mostly because I really liked In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 31, 2020 11:56 PM (zNpyh)

633 Ooh, time to open the prosecco and let it breathe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

634 kbdabear, whatja think of Tricia Helfer of the Battlestar Galactica reboot? "Cylons in nylons..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

635 There isn't someone out there for me, and I accept that.

I'm beginning to feel that way myself.

I haven't seen the lady I was dating in person in over 6 months. A lot of that has to do with her working long hours almost every day. But I can tell our connection is fading.

So, maybe I'm another dude destined to be alone.

Considering what may be awaiting us all down the road, maybe that's better.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (Ew9Ia)

636 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.
And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21

OMG, you had me in tears here. So sorry, but that is just bad.

Whilest 38 yrs of marriage has some baggage, as women seem to carry resentments more, it is much preferred to being out there today.

Posted by: Farmer at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (/LM9B)

637 Hottest woman ever on Star Trek TOS?

Sherry Jackson in "What Are Little Girls Made Of"

I watched that episode tonight, made a side trip to the bunk
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (qAR6u)


I'll see your Sherry Jackson and raise you Susan Howard in "Day of the Dove."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (2JVJo)

638
Any guy who claims to be straight and asserts that Kathy Ireland is not hot better have his dick checked.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist


That movie where they tried to make her "plain". Ummm, never gonna happen.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (1cdyO)

639 Whatever happened to the movie thread, btw? When is that?
Posted by: mnw at December 31, 2020 11:51 PM (Cssks)

saturday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (V2Yro)

640 632 Jordan

Me too. Particularly Bruges. I thought it was stunning. Made me want to go there.

Posted by: mnw at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (Cssks)

641 She took Scott Baio's virginity.

Please tell me that's a joke. I don't need another reason to hate him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (2JVJo)

No joke.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (2DOZq)


Well, fuck. That lucky bastard.

Ross has written a memoir. I should read it to see if she mentions that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (2JVJo)

642 It would be pretty sad going through life where your claim to fame is that you're Margot Kidder's brother.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

He didn't trade on it. I happened to ask him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (mzC78)

643 a very happy New Year to all and good night

Posted by: REDACTED at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (zZxh0)

644 God, being drunk is great.

I understand so much of human history....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (d1uFV)

645 614 I believe it is nigh impossible to not find Kathy Ireland attractive. She is probably a lefty like them all but I think I heard otherwise. Either way, to me, not finding her attractive in looks and personality does not compute.
Posted by: Quint at December 31, 2020 11:54 PM (Ls0fP)

--I know nothing of Kathy Ireland's politics, but I know she has been a very pro-life advocate.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)

646 On a program like that, the weekly coffee bill for the office would be more than the cost of one of the telephone poles.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest




It's not the cost of the material, it's the cost of getting it into space. Which is why I suggested grabbing Asteroid 16 Psyche (valued at 700 Quintillion Dollars [Dr. Evil Voice]) and just using nickel-iron from that to make your Darts From The Almighty.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2020 11:59 PM (1YlHz)

647 639 Servo

Somehow I always miss it.

Posted by: mnw at December 31, 2020 11:59 PM (Cssks)

648 My New Year resolution is world peace! Yay!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 31, 2020 11:59 PM (buTO7)

649 I was at Costume Con(vention) about 11 years ago or so when it was in San Jose. If you're in the period dance scene like I was, you basically know half the people there. I was in a room party and a woman I kind of knew came over and with a sly grin asked if I knew what a cougar was. I kind of deadpanned a "you can't cougar me". She was kind of offended and asked why. "I'm 42"

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2020 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

650 Hate to break it to ya but 2020 is gonna seem like a good year in 2021

Posted by: REDACTED



I have the same feeling.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

Me too. 2020 was the ramp up.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 11:59 PM (946rW)

651 It's 11.59 and I'm listening to Donovan's "Atlantis."

Could be worse.

Happy New Year, 'rons and 'ronettes!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (2JVJo)

652 Happy New Year !

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (Cxk7w)

653 Didn't Kathy Ireland marry a hockey player, seems like she might be ok.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (r+sAi)

654 He didn't trade on it. I happened to ask him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (mzC7

--------

That's a very unusual icebreaker, but if it works for you...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)

655 Slappy New Year, Horde!

*blows party horn*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (Ckg4U)

656 If I haven't mentioned it, fcuk you, and fcku everyone like you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (UCeQo)

657 Happy new year

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (0QYMt)

658 Ex husband living in the basement is a deal breaker, unless she's ok with you going to the basement and taking care of the living part!

JK, but isn't a deal breaker. The rest don't do.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)

659 Happy New Year time travelers!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (i9ZF7)

660 Me and mrs k are happily married. 2020 kind of sucked for us. 2021 is of to a bad start. She is due for an infusion on the 7th. Won't happen she has new insurance. Last time she switched it took her a month to get it worked out.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (0OmEj)

661 Umm.. it was Joanie that took Chachi's virginity. Well, technically it was a couch, but he eventually figured out that sex should not include rug burns.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (ZCiJZ)

662 SLAP!!! Happy New Year, dahlin!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

663 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: Insomniac at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (nakwk)

664 Apparently on the right coast it is now 2021.

How is it so far? 2020 still sucks here on the left coast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (fLVm1)

665 Something about K. Ireland is unappealing.
Maybe it's her eyes set too far apart or maybe she seemed too self-absorbed. No attraction.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (CZm2G)

666 Congrats to you who have made it through 2020, I still got 2 hours to sit here with my shotgun and whiskey just to make sure.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (r+sAi)

667 Happy New Year, Horde!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (dfRN6)

668 Happy New Year, Insom!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

669 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (2JVJo)

Just to clarify it was Moran , not Ross.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

670 99% of our problems in 2020 were either caused by or exacerbated by our Government.

Never forget that.

Posted by: pmurT at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (dLej7)

671 Happy New Year, east coasters!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (zNpyh)

672 Happy New Year!

Turned midnight here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

673 Happy 2021 East coasters!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

674 Ooh, time to open the prosecco and let it breathe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (Dc2NZ)


Eris, love, please tell me you're using that for mimosas.

The Widow is the only way to fly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (2JVJo)

675 DEUCES, 2020!!!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (oZuI0)

676 Mary4P first this year

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (Cxk7w)

677 Auld Lyne Sang horde.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (+q3Wx)

678 That's a very unusual icebreaker, but if it works for you...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (fLVm1)

When you are stuck on an oil lease, and work topics have been exhausted...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (mzC78)

679 Happy and free New Year guys!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (946rW)

680 615 Supreme Court of Scientology: Los Angeles county
judge rules that stalking and intimidation cases brought by four women against actor Danny Masterson must be mediated by the Church of Scientology.


Posted by: deplorable unperson

GTFO Los Angeles County. Garretti, Gascon, Scientology will only take care of their own, and if you are not already part of their inner circles, you are f*cked. Seriously. GTFO now.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (YkawN)

681 656 If I haven't mentioned it, fcuk you, and fcku everyone like you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2021 12:00 AM (UCeQo)
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A stitch in time. _ Happy New Year!!!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (CZm2G)

682 Happy New Year #1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (d1uFV)

683 Hello?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (Dc2NZ)

684 666 Congrats to you who have made it through 2020, I still got 2 hours to sit here with my shotgun and whiskey just to make sure.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:01 AM (r+sAi)

Making d*** sure it leaves....????

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at January 01, 2021 12:02 AM (D/Ycl)

685 Ah, I'm back!

Happy New Year, my pretty Hordelings!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (Dc2NZ)

686 --I know nothing of Kathy Ireland's politics, but I know she has been a very pro-life advocate.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)

in the back of my mind, I knew that. I was being too negative and covering the bases there. She seems like the nicest person. Sure people can act, but still there are ways to tell really.

Posted by: Quint at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (Ls0fP)

687 St. Louis South City is becoming BOOM town .. damn.. getting loud out there @ only 11:03

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (g741k)

688 Happy New Year!!

Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (6lKe4)

689 Watching a live feed of NYC Times Square on Youtube. Empty. Eerie.

Who are al those people standing around in black? Police?

Happy New Year Horde.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Authentic Y'all at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (OQcPl)

690 Thank you, left coasters!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (TdMsT)

691 Ha ha, lots of fireworks going off.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (Dc2NZ)

692 Stepped away for a moment, missed the magic hour.

I've poured off a dram of Woodford Reserve, and stand ready to toast absent friends. Have we done that yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (HX7/o)

693 There is a pod cast about the evils of Scientology

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Cxk7w)

694 Happy New Year.

What a flat, unexciting turnover for the new year.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (KATBx)

695 Happy New Year, Eastern time zone 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Ew9Ia)

696 Slap HNY.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (+q3Wx)

697 693 There is a pod cast about the evils of Scientology
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Cxk7w)

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Don't get me started.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (fLVm1)

698 Just to clarify it was Moran , not Ross.

Oh, that's OK, then. Moran never made my pants go crazy.

But then, considering my very first crush was Marilyn Monroe and my first TV crush Carolyn Jones, you can see where I'm coming from.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (2JVJo)

699 Still waiting for 2021 here in Okie-land.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (Ew9Ia)

700 Happy New Year! 2020 is over! Finally!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (E8JQx)

701 Something about K. Ireland is unappealing.
Maybe it's her eyes set too far apart or maybe she seemed too self-absorbed. No attraction.

Posted by: Braenyard


She's fine compared to Michelle Fifer who has eyes fixed on separate axes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (UCeQo)

702 Scientology. The tax break religion of volcano monsters.

Hubbard was a mad man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (i9ZF7)

703 and stand ready to toast absent friends. Have we done that yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----------
Joffen
backhoe
rickl
Chavez
Angler

who else?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (HX7/o)

704
Lotsa noise around the neighborhood right now: bing-bang-booms.

Happy New Year, 'Rons and 'Ronettes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (pNxlR)

705 I've poured off a dram of Woodford Reserve, and stand ready to toast absent friends. Have we done that yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (HX7/o)

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Check first to confirm it isn't denatured. You don't want denatured.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (fLVm1)

706 Hey Slap (Coldbeers1). how about one of your ad-lib heartfelt prayers, I always loved those from you. Been a long time .

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (g741k)

707 687 Hungaryan

Are you new in town, perhaps?

I've never heard it called anything except plain old "South St. Louis."

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (Cssks)

708 I will raise a glass to those who passed.

And render a salute to those who yet walk with us.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2021 12:07 AM (KATBx)

709 ibguy

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:07 AM (g741k)

710 705 I've poured off a dram of Woodford Reserve, and stand ready to toast absent friends. Have we done that yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (HX7/o)

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Check first to confirm it isn't denatured. You don't want denatured.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (fLVm1)

Any Woodford is good Woodford.

To absent Friends, ibguy, RickL, and most of all Hugo the Chavez.....and any others I forget.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:07 AM (d1uFV)

711 But then, considering my very first crush was Marilyn Monroe and my first TV crush Carolyn Jones, you can see where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (2JVJo)

---------

Honey West instantly resolved any gender confusion I may have experienced.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:07 AM (fLVm1)

712 Jumanji!!!

Happy New Year, Horde. Blessings on all of you.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (0udfB)

713 *raises glass, bows head*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (r+sAi)

714 Something about K. Ireland is unappealing.
Maybe it's her eyes set too far apart or maybe she seemed too self-absorbed. No attraction.

Posted by: Braenyard

She's fine compared to Michelle Fifer who has eyes fixed on separate axes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (UCeQo)


Pfeiffer.

Back in the day, guys went crazy for Brooke "nothing comes between me and my Calvins" Shields. I think she is much hotter now as a grown woman than she ever was in her teens and early 20s.

Of course, the fact that she tops out around 6 feet makes me weak, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (2JVJo)

715 The lack of ability in picking an appropriate woman is one of them.
Posted by: Sharkman


Oy! That's what Yentas are for ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (LPnfS)

716 Happy New Year gray box friends!

Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (DEXEE)

717 689 Watching a live feed of NYC Times Square on Youtube. Empty. Eerie.

Who are al those people standing around in black? Police?

Happy New Year Horde.
Posted by: G. Gnome, Authentic Y'all at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (OQcPl)

Yep. Very distopian.

Fuck New York.

I'm watching robots make fun of Mario Kart while drunk on Robot Co-op on Twitch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (d1uFV)

718 and stand ready to toast absent friends. Have we done that yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----------
Joffen
backhoe
rickl
Chavez
Angler

who else?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (HX7/o)

ibguy, and thanks for the reminder, it's important.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (Rz2Nc)

719 Didn't she marry one of them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)




She dated the guitarist for the band for awhile.

Also had relationships with some ladies . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (1YlHz)

720 Happy New Year gray box friends!
Posted by: Jen the original at January 01, 2021 12:08 AM (DEXEE)

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*clink*

*hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (fLVm1)

721 Posted by: Braenyard

She's fine compared to Michelle Fifer who has eyes fixed on separate axes.
Posted by:weft cut-loop at
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Ha, you got my number. Ever since "into the night", I was a fan.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (CZm2G)

722 I've never heard it called anything except plain old "South St. Louis."
Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (Cssks)

been here a few years (passing through from West County, next year Colorado) .. Just typing while intoxicated a bit, just the way it came out.

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (g741k)

723 Cicero

Annette Funicello first caused my own interests to stir.

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (Cssks)

724 To absent friends.

To those here and those who are around every day.

To the Head Ewok and the wonderful cob-loggers.

To President Donald Trump.

To the United States of America.

May God bless us all, every one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (2JVJo)

725 Here's to 2020

Well.... BYE!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (qAR6u)

726 Cheers. Wt 101. Cheap but yummy. Here is to all you sorry fuckers. And the morons we lost.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (0OmEj)

727

ibguy
Joffen
backhoe
rickl
Chavez
Angler

Others?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (HX7/o)

728 Had half glass of Italian sparkling wine, too sweet for me.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:11 AM (Cxk7w)

729
To President Donald Trump.

To the United States of America.

May God bless us all, every one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (2JVJo)

^^cheers! clink

Posted by: President-elect Iris at January 01, 2021 12:11 AM (6lKe4)

730 Happy New Year!

Posted by: turambar at January 01, 2021 12:11 AM (Gylu/)

731 HNY to all the lurkers too. Resolve to make at least one comment in 2021.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:11 AM (r+sAi)

732 who else?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (HX7/o)

'ette Empire1 just lost her husband this week.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2021 12:11 AM (mzC78)

733 Joffen
backhoe
rickl
Chavez
Angler

who else?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (HX7/o)

--

Wisdom 3: 1-7 (look it up, Protestant Morons; I can't post because of troll-proofing )

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (oZuI0)

734 I hope when 2021 arrives Pacific Time, the fireworks all over LA make Eric Garcetti make last 4th of July's displays look like preschoolers with sparklers

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (qAR6u)

735 When I was in USAF in England remember Dionetics book was getting passed around, never touched it.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (Cxk7w)

736 Hungaryan

If u think South STL is booming? North St. Louis!

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (Cssks)

737 I'm watching robots make fun of Mario Kart while drunk on Robot Co-op on Twitch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems


Ooh. Twitch will be better.

Posted by: G. Gnome, Authentic Y'all at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (OQcPl)

738 **glances at Bushmills level in glass**

**cues up side 2 of Abbey Road**

This is how I'll ride out the night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (2JVJo)

739 2020 can diaf. Cheers.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (0OmEj)

740

May God bless us all, every one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (2JVJo)

Amen and Amen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (d1uFV)

741 Summer of 42 was like a porn movie to me. Jennifer ONeil.

This 12 year old had an older woman fantasy ever since. That's why I hated getting older.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (2DOZq)

742 Kathy Ireland opened a brewery in San Luis Obispo.
As a former brewer she is my hero!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (gtatv)

743 FYI;

Mad Max was set in 2021

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

744 Happy New Year!
(too tiredfor anything else)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (sd8p8)

745 If u think South STL is booming? North St. Louis!
Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (Cssks)

Is that where you are at ? Where abouts ?

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (g741k)

746 I wish I had even a little optimum for 2021
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:53 PM (Cxk7w)

I read that as "opium"

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (Z7toj)

747 hmm...wonder what Trump had on him?

@LLinWoodWow! Mike Pence @VP announces on New Year's Eve that he no longer plans to pursue career in politics!

Guess all those who said he is an egomaniac wolf in sheep's clothing focused on a run in 2024 were wrong.

Good call, Mike. You are not fit to be President anyway.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (3P/5p)

748 Three out of seven on the dangerous toys. Jarts, the plastic bug thing and the clackers.

I do remember waking up one morning and looking at the neighbor's house and seeing one of those Jarts sticking out of the roof. They had a party the night before and evidently it got a bit out of hand.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (lV9Tz)

749
May God bless us all, every one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (2JVJo)
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Seconded!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (Dc2NZ)

750 ibguy
Joffen
backhoe
rickl
Chavez
Angler


[raises glass]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (HX7/o)

751 719 Didn't she marry one of them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)




She dated the guitarist for the band for awhile.

Also had relationships with some ladies . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 12:09 AM (1YlHz)

I could hear more...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (d1uFV)

752 To absent friends.
To those here and those who are around every day.
To the Head Ewok and the wonderful cob-loggers.
To President Donald Trump.
To the United States of America.
May God bless us all, every one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:10 AM (2JVJo)

How lovely. Cheers!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (zNpyh)

753 For auld lang syne, my jo,
for auld lang syne,
we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

And surely ye'll be your pint-stoup!
and surely I'll be mine!
And we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
for auld lang syne

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (HX7/o)

754 Well, I am going to ring in the new Year by sleeping through it. Off to the snoozer. It's tough being so awesome; my cross to bear.

Happy New Year, Horde. May 2021 be a better year than than 2020!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (mzC78)

755 741 Summer of 42 was like a porn movie to me. Jennifer ONeil.

This 12 year old had an older woman fantasy ever since. That's why I hated getting older.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (2DOZq)

---------

The novel was first rate. I read in in high school.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (fLVm1)

756 Mad Max was set in 2021

And no Pursuit Special offered by any of the car makers. Talk about feeling cheated.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (SchxB)

757 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at January 01, 2021 12:14 AM (3P/5p)

Fuck Lin Wood. He's a lunatic.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (2DOZq)

758 612 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched

Get out of Seattle. Husband and I know some guys who do not have exes living in basements, but none of them would be willing to move to Seattle. Or try that eharmony thing if it still exists.

Never would have thought not having an ex in the basement elevated potential mate stock, but I guess ya learn something new every day.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 12:16 AM (YkawN)

759 742 Kathy Ireland opened a brewery in San Luis Obispo.
As a former brewer she is my hero!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (gtatv)

--That's cool.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:16 AM (oZuI0)

760 Sorry, it's now 2021 and your boobs are still the same size

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:16 AM (qAR6u)

761 To President Donald Trump.

To the United States of America.

May God bless us all, every one.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January


Yes, let us pray for Donald Trump and his family. We know that his persecutors are evil and relentless. Let us stand with him in these times to come.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:16 AM (+q3Wx)

762 raises glass in memory of those who have passed.

Posted by: Quint at January 01, 2021 12:17 AM (Ls0fP)

763 FYI;

Mad Max was set in 2021
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (qAR6u)


Well, even the best of predictions can be off a bit.

Posted by: Commander John Koenig at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (2JVJo)

764 760 Sorry, it's now 2021 and your boobs are still the same size
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:16 AM (qAR6u)

eh....they're still boobs

Thank you, sir, for all you've done for us this year.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (d1uFV)

765 Hungaryan

Edwardsville.

I've lived in Soulard, and South St. Louis (Loughborough Ave.), and the CWE (Euclid) in bygone days--- back when Grover Cleveland was president.

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (Cssks)

766 Was gonna crash out. Got a second wind for the moment.

Only 40 minutes until the new year. Sup
horde?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (IYHxL)

767 Even if you're not a fan of big hair, the 80s had the hottest women

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (qAR6u)

768 763 FYI;

Mad Max was set in 2021
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

Well, even the best of predictions can be off a bit.
Posted by: Commander John Koenig at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (2JVJo)

1984 was set in...well 1984

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

769 Okay, here's "The Parting Glass" from Waking Ned Devine:

https://youtu.be/25fHIKByC9Q

Slainte'!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:19 AM (oZuI0)

770 Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:15 AM (2DOZq)

Dude sure talks a fucking big game.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:19 AM (IYHxL)

771 766 Was gonna crash out. Got a second wind for the moment.

Only 40 minutes until the new year. Sup
horde?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (IYHxL)

You got this....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:20 AM (d1uFV)

772 Summer of 42 was like a porn movie to me. Jennifer ONeil.

This 12 year old had an older woman fantasy ever since. That's why I hated getting older.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (2DOZq)


You should read Calder Willingham's Rambling Rose some time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:20 AM (2JVJo)

773 1984 was set in...well 1984
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:19 AM (2DOZq)

-------

LOL

I never thought about that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:20 AM (fLVm1)

774 Here is a tribute song to 2020 and all the evil govt:
https://tinyurl.com/9nm428d

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:20 AM (r+sAi)

775 I'll see your Sherry Jackson and raise you Susan Howard in "Day of the Dove."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:57 PM (2JVJo)

Not even the hottest Susan in TOS. That goes to Susan Oliver in "The Menagerie"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:21 AM (qAR6u)

776 Was gonna crash out. Got a second wind for the moment.

Only 40 minutes until the new year. Sup
horde?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (IYHxL)

It's only 9:20 here. No way I'm making it to midnight. Happy New Year thathalfrican!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:21 AM (zNpyh)

777 Mad Max was set in 2021
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

Well, even the best of predictions can be off a bit.
Posted by: Commander John Koenig at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (2JVJo)

------

Year ain't over yet.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 01, 2021 12:22 AM (dfRN6)

778 but I have not been to the new school, thought lad and mom and dad....



"Nah Lad pack 'em anyway Happy holidays" said the unit...



so Lad missed Thanksgiving, and Xmas and now New Years when we all suspected heavily it was a wasted effort on the units' part.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)

---
the Guard is funny like that.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 12:22 AM (mahnP)

779 Only 40 minutes until the new year. Sup
horde?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (IYHxL)

--Thank you for joining us!

How is the littl'un?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (oZuI0)

780 I recognized that cliff waterslide Here's the whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJdEqU6l7pw.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (8zD0n)

781 re: Mike Pence; I've been saying for 4 years that my read of him was that he had no interest in any political office after he was done as VP. He's going back to Indiana to stay, he hates DC.

so this announcement doesn't surprise me at all, it's what I expected.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (V2Yro)

782 Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy" had a skimpy outfit, a knockout body, and did an exotic dance for Kirk and Spock..

But she was nuts in that episode. That rule exists for a reason

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (qAR6u)

783 1984 was set in...well 1984
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:19 AM (2DOZq)


Actually, no. Winston Smith wrote "1984" in his diary, but admitted that he actually didn't know what year it was, saying that you could never really pin down a year beyond one or two on either side.

Which never made sense to me. If the Times was still printing, as it was, how could it not have the year on its masthead?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (2JVJo)

784 Happy New Year you beautiful people.
God Bless You
Much Love

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (gIhoc)

785 Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (Cssks)

Right on, the other side for the river.
I'm in South Hampton area. Beers on me if you are ever in the hood.

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (g741k)

786 the Guard is funny like that.


Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 12:22 AM (mahnP)

---
it's full of people who think regulations are fungible, and can be bent at any time they wish them to be.

then Big Army notices, says "WTF" and steps in.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (mahnP)

787 Slappy New Year, Horde!
*blows party horn*
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 01, 2021 12:00

Perfect timing Slap. Here we have 40 more minutes. Shall perverse onward. Happy, Happy...Slappy...2021

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (/LM9B)

788 Mad Max was set in 2021
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:13 AM (qAR6u)

Well, even the best of predictions can be off a bit.
Posted by: Commander John Koenig at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (2JVJo)

2021 just started. We'll be at Mad Max level by the end of the year.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

789 Watching Lazer Mission on Rifftrax.

RIP also to Brandon Lee. Your timeline was Lit AF.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (d1uFV)

790 Listening to Chicago

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (gIhoc)

791 Anne-Marie Martin was in Sledge Hammer! which I'm enjoying watching on my computer. She was gorgeous. Married to Michael Crichton for awhile and co-wrote the screenplay to Twister with him.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (1YlHz)

792 Only 40 minutes until the new year. Sup
horde?
Posted by: thathalfrican
-----

Sometimes, small comments pay unexpected dividends. Your comment sometime earlier this year, regarding gratitude, has had the consequence of making me more sensitive to the things that I ought to focus on, and to not focus less on the negative. My thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (HX7/o)

793 gonna go start some charcoal to grill a steak for dinner...

i ought to have something solid in my stomach for late night NYE, even though i am home alone.

BIAB!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (mahnP)

794 Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy" had a skimpy outfit, a knockout body, and did an exotic dance for Kirk and Spock..

But she was nuts in that episode. That rule exists for a reason
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (qAR6u)


I loved Joanne Linville in The Enterprise Incident. She could interrogate me anytime. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (2JVJo)

795 793 gonna go start some charcoal to grill a steak for dinner...

i ought to have something solid in my stomach for late night NYE, even though i am home alone.

BIAB!
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (mahnP)

mmm...steak....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (d1uFV)

796 Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (oZuI0)

Laying in my arms as I type this. He is very good thank you for asking. The newest member will be here hopefully no earlier than two weeks out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (IYHxL)

797 After Jan 6, Pence will be noth the most admired man on the planet and the most hated man on the planet. He can't win either way.

Posted by: Megthered at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (SM/op)

798 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (2JVJo)

So sometime between 1982 and 1986.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (2DOZq)

799 794 Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy" had a skimpy outfit, a knockout body, and did an exotic dance for Kirk and Spock..

---------

Batgirl was another gender-confirming experience for me. Yum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (fLVm1)

800 '... and to focus less on the negative.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (HX7/o)

801 my first TV crush Carolyn Jones, you can see where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:05 AM (2JVJo)

Embarrassing to admit, but my first tv crush was one of the hosts of The Magic Garden. A kids show with two hippie guitar allying girls. And a pink squirrel named Sherlock.

Posted by: InCali at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (9AFWN)

802 Watching Lazer Mission on Rifftrax.

RIP also to Brandon Lee. Your timeline was Lit AF.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:24 AM (d1uFV)

I watched Birdemic on Rifftrax earlier, since I only caught the end of it the other day. Now we are watching The Twilight Zone marathon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (zNpyh)

803 781 re: Mike Pence; I've been saying for 4 years that my read of him was that he had no interest in any political office after he was done as VP. He's going back to Indiana to stay, he hates DC.

so this announcement doesn't surprise me at all, it's what I expected.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (V2Yro)

I'd love it if he stood up to defend Trump but....yeah, some people understand their limitations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (d1uFV)

804 797 Megthered
Gods will be done

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (gIhoc)

805 784 Happy New Year you beautiful people.
God Bless You
Much Love
Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (gIhoc)

--Right back atcha

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:28 AM (oZuI0)

806 Jordan - a happy and blessed New Year to you!

Mark - I am gonna try but the last two nights I have spent them awake more than asleep.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:28 AM (IYHxL)

807 Raises glass in memory of those who have passed.

Posted by: Quint





Na Zdrowie!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 12:28 AM (1YlHz)

808 Hasn't been the same since Guy Lombardo passed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:29 AM (HX7/o)

809 I'm tellin' you son
That it ain't no fun
Starin' straight down a fourty-four
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 10:55 PM (fLVm1)

Ha! I saw Ronnie Van Zandt literally break a leg performing this song. Heading stage left and just kept going right off the end. It must have been Evan Williams fault

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 12:29 AM (rt0xh)

810 Laying in my arms as I type this. He is very good thank you for asking. The newest member will be here hopefully no earlier than two weeks out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:26 AM (IYHxL)

--How dearly I would love to have my 8 year-old Mini-Me in my arms!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (oZuI0)

811 I loved Joanne Linville in The Enterprise Incident. She could interrogate me anytime. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (2JVJo)

Angelique Pettyjohn went from "Gamesters of Triskelion" to porn.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (qAR6u)

812 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:25 AM (HX7/o)

Well shit. I am glad to have helped and I hope the new year brings you much joy and many more things to be grateful of!

Anyone doing resolutions this year?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (IYHxL)

813 Mask mandate is now like a government program. It clearly is not working as intended so we obviously need more of it!

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (DB16e)

814 My first tv crush was David Cassidy.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (U2p+3)

815 808 Hasn't been the same since Guy Lombardo passed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:29 AM (HX7/o)

The Packers will never return to those glory days.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (2DOZq)

816 I'd love it if he stood up to defend Trump but....yeah, some people understand their limitations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (d1uFV)


He has defended Trump. I do not put much stock in the WP story about him.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (946rW)

817 Happy New Year Horde!!!

Posted by: Mr. Al U Fods at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (LCXBH)

818 Even if you're not a fan of big hair, the 80s had the hottest women
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:18 AM (qAR6u)


You could say that about the 60s or the 70s, but today really sucks.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (+q3Wx)

819 I cannot imagine my little dude being 8. Hell at one point I could not imagine my eldest being a teenager but, here we are

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (IYHxL)

820 813 Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (DB16e)

There us a SKYROCKETING CASELOAD*!

*well sorta "cases" not hospitalizations

What have we been doing?

Masks and social distancing!

Well obviously we need more masking and social distancing!

//The Derp files

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (Lzpvj)

821 814 My first tv crush was David Cassidy.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (U2p+3)

My first girlfriend's crush too when I was in the 5th grade. I was a little jealous.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (2DOZq)

822 And I've reached "Golden Slumbers"

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight!
Carry that weight a long time!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (2JVJo)

823 Batgirl was another gender-confirming experience for me. Yum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Annette Funicello, had no idea of how anything worked, but I knew I wanted that.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (1cdyO)

824 816 I'd love it if he stood up to defend Trump but....yeah, some people understand their limitations.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:27 AM (d1uFV)


He has defended Trump. I do not put much stock in the WP story about him.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 01, 2021 12:31 AM (946rW)

Good point.

The press cannot be trusted and should catch bullets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (d1uFV)

825 807 Raises glass in memory of those who have passed.

Posted by: Quint


I'm really looking forward to that list in 2021. Between the politicians, academics, journalists and celebrities and all of their families, they might have to speed things up to get it under a quick 2 minutes.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (v2c9/)

826 BTW, has TJM or moviegique ever brought up Waking Ned Devine on a Movie Thread?

I would rank it in a Top Ten, Top Twenty at least, or Moron Movies.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (oZuI0)

827 Happy New Year, all. Let this be the year we retake America.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (QZxDR)

828 I cannot imagine my little dude being 8. Hell at one point I could not imagine my eldest being a teenager but, here we are
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (IYHxL)
-------------

My grandchildren are older than your kids.

Get off my lawn!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (WEBkv)

829 Angelique Pettyjohn went from "Gamesters of Triskelion" to porn.
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:30 AM (qAR6u)


The way she looked in that episode, it must not have been a long trip.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (2JVJo)

830 819 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:32 AM (IYHxL)

My son is now older than I was when I joined the army.

I used to speak here of him going off to Kindergarten for the first time.

God bless you and yours.

I have seen the future and it is 3 feet tall, but it will grow.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (Lzpvj)

831 Happy belated New Year to the east coast Morons!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (WEBkv)

832 I forgot for a long time, but in "Porky's", Coach Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell was played by Kim Cattrall. She was hot in the 80s

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (qAR6u)

833 Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 12:33 AM (WEBkv)

Listen here BuhLakay, I know Mr. OShackHennessy and I will personally have him deal with you if you give me anymore grief!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (IYHxL)

834 Wendy Pfeffenhoffer ftw.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (r+sAi)

835 832 I forgot for a long time, but in "Porky's", Coach Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell was played by Kim Cattrall. She was hot in the 80s
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (qAR6u)

Early yiffing

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:35 AM (d1uFV)

836 Thanks Sven!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:35 AM (IYHxL)

837 Listen here BuhLakay, I know Mr. OShackHennessy and I will personally have him deal with you if you give me anymore grief!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (IYHxL)

LOL. My husband & I call anyone named Aaron "A-A-Ron."

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:35 AM (zNpyh)

838 Kathie Browne (Deela in "Wink of an Eye") was the hottest Trek babe ever -- and she was two years shy of 40 at the time.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 01, 2021 12:36 AM (QZxDR)

839 So sentimental
Gods way of letting us know what is important

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:36 AM (gIhoc)

840 I forgot for a long time, but in "Porky's", Coach Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell was played by Kim Cattrall. She was hot in the 80s
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (qAR6u)


She was hot in Star Trek VI.

Put me on the holodeck with her and Lt Saavik from The Wrath of Khan and I ain't never coming out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:36 AM (2JVJo)

841 Waking Ned Devine on a Movie Thread?

I would rank it in a Top Ten, Top Twenty at least, or Moron Movies.
Posted by: logprof
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Heh. I have it on VHS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:37 AM (HX7/o)

842 The youngest of the amazing T. kids is now taller than I am and preparing to leave for college. When I started reading AoS he was an infant.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 01, 2021 12:37 AM (QZxDR)

843 2020
Not so bad
Lost my sister in. 1998
Worst year ever but best year ever
I met my husband
Life is a blessing

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (gIhoc)

844 Happy New Year everyone. I'm home and I'm drunk.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (nxdel)

845 I cannot imagine my little dude being 8. Hell at one point I could not imagine my eldest being a teen

Blink and you will have grandchildren.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (wR3DP)

846 I was watching some videos of 60's song and while Grace Slick was smoking hot then, she had this vacuous stare that looked familiar.

It then occurred to me that Katy Perry has that same stare

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (qAR6u)

847 Heh. I have it on VHS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:37 AM (HX7/o)

--For a while it was not available on DVD, probably because of the coding thing.

I watched it in the theater, and I hardly stopped laughing.

A movie that binds up ridiculous comedy and sweet sentimentality like that requires awesome writing.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (oZuI0)

848 Having a large martini before toasting the New Year with champagne is making it very tricky to type this.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (QZxDR)

849 Happy New Year everyone. I'm home and I'm drunk.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (nxdel)

---------

Good. We were about to send out a search party but nobody wanted to go.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (fLVm1)

850 Take a knee
Life kicks us in the teeth
But it also gives us such good stuff too

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (gIhoc)

851 844 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (nxdel)

Home is a good place to be when comfortably numb.

Hope the new year is happy, healthy, and prosperous.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (Lzpvj)

852 837 Listen here BuhLakay, I know Mr. OShackHennessy and I will personally have him deal with you if you give me anymore grief!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (IYHxL)

LOL. My husband & I call anyone named Aaron "A-A-Ron."
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:35 AM (zNpyh)

Best Key and Peele skit ever.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (2DOZq)

853 Blink and you will have grandchildren.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (wR3DP)

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Indeed.

But grandbabies are wonders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (fLVm1)

854 Happy New Year everyone!

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

855 Jewells!

HPpy neyar lady!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (U2p+3)

856
Blink and you will have grandchildren.
Posted by: Infidel
------

The worst part is, the older you get, the more quickly the time passes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 12:40 AM (HX7/o)

857 Jewells Happy New Year Beautiful

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (gIhoc)

858 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

859 Happy New Year everyone. I'm home and I'm drunk.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (nxdel)

Whooo! Happy New Year Jewells!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (zNpyh)

860 Blink and you will have grandchildren.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (wR3DP)
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Testify.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (WEBkv)

861 There's a saying about becoming a parent:

The days seems to drag on forever, but the years fly past.

Truth.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (oZuI0)

862 Yes, Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (wR3DP)

863 In the 70's I used to think Stevie Nicks was the hottest chick in rock.

I'm not young anymore and neither is Stevie

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (qAR6u)

864 Happy New Year everyone. I'm home and I'm drunk.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:38 AM (nxdel)


Happy new year!

**hand kiss**

I was going to bed, but now I'm rocking out with the Beatles and I am happy. I want to keep this mood going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (2JVJo)

865
I forgot for a long time, but in "Porky's", Coach Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell was played by Kim Cattrall. She was hot in the 80s
Posted by: kbdabear


The early episodes of Lassie had a kid named Porky.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (63Dwl)

866 863 In the 70's I used to think Stevie Nicks was the hottest chick in rock.

I'm not young anymore and neither is Stevie
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (qAR6u)

--------

The saddest thing is, that cockatoo died 25 years ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (fLVm1)

867 Since it's too soon to resume "Ginger or Maryann"...

Joan Jett or Lita Ford?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (qAR6u)

868 Neil Young used to just be weird. In the last ten years or so he has turned into David Crosby without the criminal record. A more stereotypical lefty would be hard to find. But back in the day, he was really, really good musically. Just listen to the guitar stretchouts on Down By The River and Cortez The Killer. Could listen all day. And Cinnamon Girl is the Louie Louie of its time. The acoustic stuff can be good but he is best when he gets all distorted..last great song? The cover of "Farmer John"

Posted by: azjaeger at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (3/XaG)

869 I was watching some videos of 60's song and while Grace Slick was smoking hot then, she had this vacuous stare that looked familiar.

I read somewhere that Slick was interviewed one time and asked what she would like to come back as if there were reincarnation.

Her answer was, "Blonde with big tits."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (2JVJo)

870 858 Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

They are pron queens, maybe Gal Gadot....

it is hard for a woman to revel in her beauty when a society populated by ugly people insists on making ugly the new hot.

We live in a culture that says Lt Work aka Big Mike Ogabe is prettier than Melania Trump.

Makes me want to make t-shirts saying "support national free bi-focals day"

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (Lzpvj)

871 832 I forgot for a long time, but in "Porky's", Coach Lynn "Lassie" Honeywell was played by Kim Cattrall. She was hot in the 80s
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:34 AM (qAR6u)
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A-Whooooooo!!!!!

The greatest thing about that movie was the scenes of people trying not to laugh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (dfRN6)

872 Good night all, and Happy 2021!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

873 Blink and you will have grandchildren.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (wR3DP)

I don't think my son is going to give us grandchildren, but I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (zNpyh)

874 287 I'd like to go on a date in 2021.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

My last two dates have caused me to give up dating for a few years (after each one)....so maybe it's about time to remind myself why I don't date again :-D

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 12:44 AM (rt0xh)

875 Well happy new years and screw 2020.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 12:44 AM (9Om/r)

876 Her answer was, "Blonde with big tits."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (2JVJo)

--------

That's a fair answer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:44 AM (fLVm1)

877 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.

Posted by: Garrick
Well, that Michele O. makes me wet.

Posted by: J Tapper at January 01, 2021 12:44 AM (1cdyO)

878 858 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

--Sure as shit ain't Chrissy Teigen.

Fuck her.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (oZuI0)

879 870 858 Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

They are pron queens, maybe Gal Gadot....

it is hard for a woman to revel in her beauty when a society populated by ugly people insists on making ugly the new hot.

We live in a culture that says Lt Work aka Big Mike Ogabe is prettier than Melania Trump.

Makes me want to make t-shirts saying "support national free bi-focals day"
Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (Lzpvj)

I'll be honest....I don't recall anything after 'Gal Godot'....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (d1uFV)

880 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)


Admittedly my taste runs more to Joan Blondell and Pola Negri than modern women, but may I suggest Christina Hendricks and Gal Gadot?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (2JVJo)

881 Well happy new years and screw 2020.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 12:44 AM (9Om/r)

Berserker! Happy New Year!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (zNpyh)

882 Blink and you will have grandchildren.
Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:39 AM (wR3DP)
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Three college-age daughters here.

**Locks and loads and scans the perimeter**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (dfRN6)

883 There's a reason I love to listen to Hope Sandoval sing

She sounds post-coital when she sings

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (qAR6u)

884
Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Garrick


That guy with the RV in Nashville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (63Dwl)

885 MP4 - you could definitely do worse than the Beatles. Glad you are feeling it tonight.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (IYHxL)

886 858 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

My continued crush for past 20 years has been Heather Graham.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (2DOZq)

887 In the 70's I used to think Stevie Nicks was the hottest chick in rock.

I'm not young anymore and neither is Stevie
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:42 AM (qAR6u)

She had that look. She had a lot of sex appeal back then but I would never say she was a great looker. She just had that something.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 01, 2021 12:47 AM (uxUoN)

888 859 Jewells

Good for you! Happy New Year!

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:47 AM (Cssks)

889 Joan Jett or Lita Ford?

Since Joan likes girls, I would say in this case, embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:47 AM (2JVJo)

890 886 858 Who are the bombshells of today? I can't think of any.
Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:41 AM (+q3Wx)

My continued crush for past 20 years has been Heather Graham.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (2DOZq)

Rollergirl!

But also Brennah Black...speaking for myself

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:47 AM (d1uFV)

891 Three college-age daughters here.

**Locks and loads and scans the perimeter**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

Smart gentleman.

Posted by: Infidel at January 01, 2021 12:48 AM (wR3DP)

892 879 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (d1uFV)

Maybe, I think Elsa Jean an Ohio gal in pron from blonde farm girl stock should have been this generations' Mary Anne.

Just a good wholesome looking young thing.

Whore E Wood went from "all bombshells" to "hollywood ugly" (gals who would be 7s and 8s back home) to ugly ugly.

Lena Dunham "sex object" should have terrified men.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:48 AM (Lzpvj)

893 Good night, Eris! See you on the Book Thread!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:48 AM (2JVJo)

894 Good. We were about to send out a search party but nobody wanted to go.

Story of my my life.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:48 AM (nxdel)

895 Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:45 AM (oZuI0)

Politics aside. She is not ugly but she is definitely not a bombshell. In some pictures she looks goofy as fuck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:48 AM (IYHxL)

896 I've always said that if I live to see my grandkids, it will mean my kids married too young.

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (Cssks)

897 My Uber driver has 10 kids!!! Seven daughters and three sons. Cool dude.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (nxdel)

898 867 Since it's too soon to resume "Ginger or Maryann"...

Joan Jett or Lita Ford?
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (qAR6u)

Lita Ford by a mile for me.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (2DOZq)

899 868 Neil Young used to just be weird. In the last ten years or so he has turned into David Crosby without the criminal record. A more stereotypical lefty would be hard to find. But back in the day, he was really, really good musically. Just listen to the guitar stretchouts on Down By The River and Cortez The Killer. Could listen all day. And Cinnamon Girl is the Louie Louie of its time. The acoustic stuff can be good but he is best when he gets all distorted..last great song? The cover of "Farmer John"
Posted by: azjaeger at January 01, 2021 12:43 AM (3/XaG)

--I had the Arc/Weld box set. Great extended jamming.

A hidden gem is the Bridge compilation from the '80s covering his songs by the likes of Loop, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., and Pixies.

And "fucking Up" rings in my head when I think of my brothers.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (oZuI0)

900 Heather Locklear had me eyeing the bunk in the 80s. Her looks lasted for a long time, and her politics were actually right-of-center.

She didn't have the greatest judgement in husbands though

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (qAR6u)

901 Kiss me Deadly....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (d1uFV)

902 Lena Dunham "sex object" should have terrified men.

Lena Dunham "gravitational force" scares me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (SchxB)

903 Gal Gadot looks like a popular pick. Anyone else?

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (+q3Wx)

904 Lita Ford by a mile for me.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (2DOZq)

---------

No love for Susanna Hoffs?

Mmmmm. Susanna Hoffs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)

905 MP4 - you could definitely do worse than the Beatles. Glad you are feeling it tonight.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (IYHxL)


It's that rare, rare mood where my mind doesn't sneak in and whisper "this won't last." I treasure moments like this more than I can say.

Oh, "What You're Doing!" My fave track off Beatles for Sale.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (2JVJo)

906 190 >>> 188 Except the instructions include "now go into your attic." This is a first floor bathroom. We have a second floor. NO attic access.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 31, 2020 10:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

Does it have to be YOUR attic? Would it help if I got into my attic, do you think?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

I could try getting into my attic too, but it's pretty high up and I'm not sure I want to.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 10:43 PM (02b6n)

I can go to my attic, it's easy access.

(I know, I know....the job has already been done in twelve different attics before I even replied)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 01, 2021 12:51 AM (IDhUW)

907 I just ate way too much popcorn.

Time to break out the extra metformin.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 12:51 AM (Ew9Ia)

908 903 Gal Gadot looks like a popular pick. Anyone else?
Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (+q3Wx)

Kate Upon, Charlotte McKinney...and moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:52 AM (d1uFV)

909 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 12:52 AM (d1uFV)

Brennan Black is from Houston.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (2DOZq)

910 416 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.

And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)

So how was the second date! ;-P

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (rt0xh)

911 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (2JVJo)

Growing up my favorite albums were Sgt. Peppers and Magical Mystery Tour.

I liked most of their singles and the classic songs but never got into the other albums.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (IYHxL)

912 Amy Adams is pretty, and by today's standards pretty wholesome.

But most dudes would not consider her a knockout, I'm guessing.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (oZuI0)

913 902 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (SchxB)

That's no asteroid belt, that is a moon!

//Obi-Wan running down the hall

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 12:54 AM (Lzpvj)

914 Did someone say Susanna Hoffs?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 12:54 AM (Ew9Ia)

915 Speaking of Neil Young..saw him live at the old St. Paul Civic Center about 1980. (wiki says 1978. Fair enough)

"Rust Never Sleeps" tour.

Great show.

Both acoustic and electric sets.

Great concert.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 12:54 AM (WEBkv)

916 904 Lita Ford by a mile for me.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:49 AM (2DOZq)

---------

No love for Susanna Hoffs?

Mmmmm. Susanna Hoffs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)

I didn't know she was a choice but yes Hoffs > Ford

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:54 AM (2DOZq)

917 There's a reason I love to listen to Hope Sandoval sing

She sounds post-coital when she sings
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:46 AM (qAR6u)

My homegirl from East LA. I never met her, but we crossed paths through the club scene in Hollywood, West LA. Mazzy Star was way more successful than my band, but it was fun. Chilli Peppers, Los Lobos, X, The Blasters, The Motels were in the mix.

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:55 AM (g741k)

918 Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (oZuI0)

She is cute but is not a knockout IMO

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:55 AM (IYHxL)

919 785 Hungaryan

Thanks! Happy New Year. I may host another OzarkMoMe next year, if u r still here & not in CO. Perhaps you could drive down.

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:55 AM (Cssks)

920 I've always said that if I live to see my grandkids, it will mean my kids married too young.

If I ever see my grandkids I'll ask their grandmother why she never told me she was pregnant.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)

921 No love for Susanna Hoffs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)

Lotsa love for Susanna Hoffs. I wore out the replay button when she was singing very close to the mike in Walk Like an Egyptian

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:56 AM (qAR6u)

922 Taking back America has a wonderful ring to it. Good night my friends.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 01, 2021 12:56 AM (+/IpI)

923 Amy Adams is pretty, and by today's standards pretty wholesome.

But most dudes would not consider her a knockout, I'm guessing.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (oZuI0)


Not a knockout but lovely. Emma Stone is another one.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (+q3Wx)

924 921 No love for Susanna Hoffs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:50 AM (fLVm1)

Lotsa love for Susanna Hoffs. I wore out the replay button when she was singing very close to the mike in Walk Like an Egyptian
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 12:56 AM (qAR6u)

--Oh yeah, love Susanna Hoffs.

And Jane Wiedlin.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (oZuI0)

925 Growing up my favorite albums were Sgt. Peppers and Magical Mystery Tour.

I liked most of their singles and the classic songs but never got into the other albums.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 12:53 AM (IYHxL)


The albums can be hit or miss, IMO, especially the early ones (which is a discussion for another day). But you can't go wrong with Rubber Soul, most of Revolver, one side of Beatles for Sale and Abbey Road.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (2JVJo)

926 If I ever see my grandkids I'll ask their grandmother why she never told me she was pregnant.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)

Surprise!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (946rW)

927 Short haired Susannah in the song "Going down to Liverpool" ewebewb vid.


Yummy.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (uxUoN)

928 Listening to Chicago you are my inspiration
Good stuff

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (gIhoc)

929 Best wishes for 2021 y'all.

Woot!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (m45I2)

930 I've mentioned before that I tried to hit on Belinda Carlisle when I was driving her to radio interviews but was shut down. At least I tried.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (2DOZq)

931 Night all
Happy Happy New year

Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (gIhoc)

932 Three college-age daughters here.

Locks and loads and scans the perimeter

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher




I've got a 13 year old daughter.

*spins up quad 40mm Bofors*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (1YlHz)

933 929 Best wishes for 2021 y'all.

Woot!!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (m45I2)

---------

Wait.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (fLVm1)

934 My favorite Neil young cover was by Linda ronstadt. "Love is a Rose"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (U2p+3)

935 930 Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (2DOZq)

It is like a chihuahua climbing mount everest....

one of my jobs in the 90s was guarding exotic dancers, I provided personal protection for Mimi Miyagi to Dayton International Airport once.

Their makeup artists deserve gold medals.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (Lzpvj)

936 Slappy New Year, Central Morons and 'Ettes!

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)

937 And the clock struck 12. Happy New Year all.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (nxdel)

938 1 o'clock EST. Time for a shower and a nice, warm bed.

Good night, everyone. Have a lovely night and day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (2JVJo)

939 928 Listening to Chicago you are my inspiration
Good stuff
Posted by: Lousagirl at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (gIhoc)

You're my perspiration.

Posted by: Old Spice at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (oZuI0)

940 Good night, everyone. Have a lovely night and day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (2JVJo)
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You too!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (WEBkv)

941 Small arms fire punctuated by fireworks.

Posted by: klaftern at January 01, 2021 01:00 AM (RuIsu)

942 Happy New Year CST Morons!

Posted by: Old Spice at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (oZuI0)

943 No more waiting, you can get you covid vaccination cards now, thanks to shitty website security:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75lpbuy

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (SchxB)

944 And Jane Wiedlin.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist




I've had a crush on Gina Schock for 39 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (1YlHz)

945 Happy New Year Horde! Love you all!

No homo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (IYHxL)

946 Happy New Year, Morons!

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (VDbGO)

947 930 I've mentioned before that I tried to hit on Belinda Carlisle when I was driving her to radio interviews but was shut down. At least I tried.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (2DOZq)

Ya gotta try.

I hit on Terri Lynn Doss once, in LA.

Totally worth getting turned down. She was nice about it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (d1uFV)

948 For some reason I find Jewel much more enjoyable on video than audio. There must be a couple of good reasons for that..

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (qAR6u)

949 2021 sucks already.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 01:02 AM (Ew9Ia)

950 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:57 AM (2JVJo)

What album has Maxwells Silver Hammer? That album had Polyethylene Pam or whatever and as a kid I loved those tracks

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:02 AM (IYHxL)

951 I remember dancing with my mom out in the living room to Abby Road.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 01:02 AM (U2p+3)

952 What album has Maxwells Silver Hammer? That album had Polyethylene Pam or whatever and as a kid I loved those tracks
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:02 AM (IYHxL)

Abbey Road

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 01:03 AM (d1uFV)

953 2021 sucks already.
Posted by: Captain Whi

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Sure, spoil it for everybody.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:03 AM (fLVm1)

954 I've mentioned before that I tried to hit on Belinda Carlisle when I was driving her to radio interviews but was shut down. At least I tried.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 12:58 AM (2DOZq)


Can't fault you for trying. Heard she was something.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 01:03 AM (+q3Wx)

955 For some reason I find Jewel much more enjoyable on video than audio. There must be a couple of good reasons for that..
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (qAR6u)
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Heard an interview with a DJ who had met with Jewel in person. Said she was breathtakingly attractive.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (WEBkv)

956 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (SchxB)

If people cannot see the writing on the wall...vaccination cards? Fuck. Outta. Here.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (IYHxL)

957 All right, I'm sleepy and drunk.
See y'all later.

I hope the 2021 is better than 2020.

But plan for it not to be.

Nevermind, love to you all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (d1uFV)

958 /sock

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (oZuI0)

959 954 Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 01:03 AM (+q3Wx)

She was also chemically enhanced....

loved her voice with a capital L.

Posted by: sven at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (Lzpvj)

960 934 My favorite Neil young cover was by Linda ronstadt. "Love is a Rose"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (U2p+3)

I loved her, Dolly Parton, and Emmylou Harris covering "After The Gold Rush" together

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (qAR6u)

961 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75lpbuy

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better




Printing them up for my entire family tomorrow.

Thank you, Sir. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (1YlHz)

962 So far, so good. Steady as she goes.

Posted by: klaftern at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (RuIsu)

963 Nursing my bottle of Woodford, I have switched to Jim Beam Black Double Aged.

Today I walked across the street to wish the 83 year-old widow a Happy New Year. Sweet, sweet, lady, and a good neighbor. She invited me in for a toast, and we each had a glass of Estonian Wild Strawberry liqueur.

I looked it up after I got home: https://tinyurl.com/y7kkfnsj

Millennials will never have the same class.

Posted by: a at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (HX7/o)

964 Thanks Mark. Yeah man I grew up with a super eclectic taste thanks to my parents. Glad my dad introduced me to the Beatles.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:05 AM (IYHxL)

965 Heard an interview with a DJ who had met with Jewel in person. Said she was breathtakingly attractive.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (WEBkv)

--Apparently she banged Sean Penn.

Sorry to be a dick deflator.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (oZuI0)

966 'a'? WTH?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (HX7/o)

967 955 For some reason I find Jewel much more enjoyable on video than audio. There must be a couple of good reasons for that..
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (qAR6u)
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Heard an interview with a DJ who had met with Jewel in person. Said she was breathtakingly attractive.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (WEBkv

I think she's smoking hot and I also liked her interviews but then I learned she dated Sean Penn and all my attraction to her went away.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (2DOZq)

968 If people cannot see the writing on the wall...vaccination cards? Fuck. Outta. Here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:04 AM (IYHxL)
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Yeah, how long before "those cards are too easy to forge, so, we must come up with some sort of indelible mark, and, unless one has the mark, one will be unable to buy or sell..."

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (WEBkv)

969 Which never made sense to me. If the Times was still printing, as it was, how could it not have the year on its masthead?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 01, 2021 12:23 AM (2JVJo)

I thought there was something about no time, just an endless present. But I'm far from an expert on this book stuff.

The "endless present" is why Google started, about ten years ago, "nudging" all websites to dispense with silly old timestamps and go with the ol' "5 days ago" "10 days ago" "17 days ago" "8 years ago" shtick.

Nothing matters except now. Dates don't matter. History doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is today - and today's rules.

Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (lX+kv)

970 Slap!

Happy new year!

God bless you and keep you in the warmth of His Love.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (U2p+3)

971 and we each had a glass of Estonian Wild Strawberry liqueur.

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I used to drink that shit by the gallon when I was in high school in Tallinn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:07 AM (fLVm1)

972 I tried to hit on Carol Alt when I was 5. Man but she was a tall leggy drink of water. She did say I was "cute".

Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 01:07 AM (lX+kv)

973 Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (oZuI0)

Our horde knowledge is also in sync.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 01:08 AM (2DOZq)

974 Lilys -- "High Writer at Home"

https://youtu.be/IYZRvG4MOj8


[which I'm about to be shortly]

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:08 AM (oZuI0)

975 Its going to be like a Christmas carol except Seacrest gets punched in the balls by each of the ghosts

Posted by: Dick Clark at January 01, 2021 01:08 AM (2N7oZ)

976 Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (WEBkv)

Cannot wait for the National review article saying why that is a good thing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (IYHxL)

977 --Apparently she banged Sean Penn.

Sorry to be a dick deflator.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:06 AM (oZuI0)
------------

It doesn't really bother me.

I mean, Amber Heard is nuts, but, she's a good looking gal.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (WEBkv)

978 Kbdabear, i wish my boobs were the same size. One has an inferiority complex...

Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

979 Cannot wait for the National review article saying why that is a good thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (IYHxL)
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I fully expect David French to write an article explaining why you're not a real Christian if you don't take the mark.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:10 AM (WEBkv)

980 I missed out on the NYE thread so Happy New 2021 everyone and hopefully it will be a kind one to all of us.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 01:10 AM (hpVf/)

981 Our horde knowledge is also in sync.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 01:08 AM (2DOZq)

--Alas, not so much for positive knowledge!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:10 AM (oZuI0)

982 287 Nurse Ratched, we liven in AL 3 different times over the years of my husbands military career. I think you should go get drinks and see how you get along with this fella.

416 The last date I had, the woman proceeded to tell me how her 18 year old daughter had just had a kid and she would be raising it.

And her ex husband was living in the basement until he could find a job.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2020 11:21 PM (i9ZF7)

Bama is a beautiful state. Better than GA or FL in our experience. Heat triggers my lupus so we are in the mountains of northern NV, probably for good, but AL is a great place.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:10 AM (YkawN)

983 Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

You know the rule....

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:11 AM (IYHxL)

984 972 I tried to hit on Carol Alt when I was 5. Man but she was a tall leggy drink of water. She did say I was "cute".
Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 01:07 AM (lX+kv)

--The SI SI with Kathy Ireland on the cover in '89?

Carol Alt was faptastic in that issue.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:11 AM (oZuI0)

985 Kbdabear, i wish my boobs were the same size. One has an inferiority complex...
Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

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Now this is a topic that deserves further exploration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:11 AM (fLVm1)

986 I know my limitations. The lack of ability in picking an appropriate woman is one of them.
Posted by: Sharkman

I had better luck letting them pick me

Posted by: Jean at January 01, 2021 01:11 AM (Xih1H)

987 Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:10 AM (WEBkv)

Wonder if he will be writing that locked in his chastity belt while watching his wife have a train ran on her from the closet. Or as the French household calls it; another day ending in Y

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:12 AM (IYHxL)

988 tis time.
Goodnite, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2021 01:12 AM (KATBx)

989 I hope that vaccine lot #s and whatever an IIS # is will be available (fake), I'd forge a vaccination card in a nanosecond - finally time to join the trend (rule of law = kaput). And I drive the speed limit and correct cashiers when they give me too much change.

Though once, back in the 80s, I did seriously explore getting a fake Canadian passport (real fake - using a real blank .... I had a potential source). But that was for int'l terrorism prep, nothing nefarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:13 AM (OTzUX)

990 I used to drink that shit by the gallon when I was in high school in Tallinn.
Posted by: Cicero
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Yeah, it was sweet, but pleasant. I was just pleased that she offered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 01:13 AM (HX7/o)

991 I loved her, Dolly Parton, and Emmylou Harris covering "After The Gold Rush" together
Posted by: kbdabear

I just youtubed that. Wow! Thank you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 01:14 AM (U2p+3)

992 Goodnight, IG.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 01:14 AM (1YlHz)

993
Kbdabear, i wish my boobs were the same size. One has an inferiority complex...


Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

Very, very few woman have a perfectly matched set.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 01:15 AM (9Om/r)

994 I was shocked at how many of the '70s songs that I was unfamiliar with. some of those are definitely pretty obscure and I don't think they got any airplay cuz I do not remember them.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:15 AM (+8LG8)

995 Goodnight, Horde.

I love you all and pray that the infinite blessings of the Lord will descend upon you and yours.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 01:15 AM (1YlHz)

996 Alright horde. Ima crash for the night. I am actually going to the gym in the morning. Time to continue my swell-a-thon.

Happy New Year again horde! Be easy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 01, 2021 01:16 AM (IYHxL)

997 ok I did just hear one full auto burst go off outside, that was interesting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (V2Yro)

998 Well, time to wander.

Happy New Year to all!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (WEBkv)

999 Tallinn was nice, need to get back there some time.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (OTzUX)

1000 Happy New Yeer Presdent Joe Biiden from Brattleboro, VT........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (DZprG)

1001 Kbdabear, i wish my boobs were the same size. One has an inferiority complex...

Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

One comment I got from an 'ette after posting my boob pics was "I miss my young boobs"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (qAR6u)

1002 943 No more waiting, you can get you covid vaccination cards now, thanks to shitty website security:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y75lpbuy
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 01:01 AM (SchxB)

Lol, well happy new year I guess. Might as well print a couple off.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (YkawN)

1003 I think I'm going to put on the Best of Dwight Yoakam and hit the sack. Hoping everyone has the best 2021 possible.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 01:18 AM (2DOZq)

1004 ok I did just hear one full auto burst go off outside, that was interesting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (V2Yro)

I'm in jersey and it sounds like red dawn out in the woods.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 01:19 AM (9Om/r)

1005 Good night and Happy New Year sharkman

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:19 AM (oZuI0)

1006 997 ok I did just hear one full auto burst go off outside, that was interesting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (V2Yro)

Where TF do you live? Only kinda full auto I ever heard was at Ft Carson. Much more big artillery booms.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:20 AM (YkawN)

1007 G'night and Happy New Year, halfrican --and much love to the babehs!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:20 AM (oZuI0)

1008 Speaking of crushes...Emmylou Harris...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 01:20 AM (HX7/o)

1009 Tallinn was nice, need to get back there some time.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:17 AM (OTzUX)

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Tallinn lucked out when its old city wasn't redeveloped onto the standard-issue commie block concrete monstrosity that the East Bloc became famous for. It's quaint and historic now, and a huge tourist draw.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:21 AM (fLVm1)

1010 Carol Alt Delete

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 01, 2021 01:21 AM (63Dwl)

1011 It doesn't really bother me.

I mean, Amber Heard is nuts, but, she's a good looking gal.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (WEBkv)

--No way I'd want to be Sean Penn's cave brother.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:21 AM (oZuI0)

1012 Any of you watching these NYE shows? I'm flipping through them and this shit left surreality in the rearview awhile back... Fox has Carol Baskin. ABC has a barely reanimated Cyndi Lauper croaking out True Colors to a nearly empty Times Square.

I feel like I'm on a really fucking lame acid trip. Not a bad trip, exactly... A lame trip.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:22 AM (Zm/Ey)

1013 Lots of fireworks, somewhat distant. Meh. Eff it all, not in the mood.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:23 AM (OTzUX)

1014 687 St. Louis South City is becoming BOOM town .. damn.. getting loud out there @ only 11:03
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 01, 2021 12:03 AM (g741k)

Loved South City when I lived there but now I'm glad I left in the naughts

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 01:24 AM (rt0xh)

1015 Did Beeks ever escape the clutches of that lusty gorilla?

Posted by: Louis Winthrorpe III at January 01, 2021 01:25 AM (xxG/v)

1016 I've never heard it called anything except plain old "South St. Louis."
Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:06 AM (Cssks)

We called it South City (as opposed to Co) when I lived there near the turn of the century

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 01:25 AM (rt0xh)

1017 Jennifer O'Neill --- I actually had coffee with her several years ago. (Pro-life event.)
She was in her early 60's at the time and still gorgeous.
If she had any work done, it was minimal. None of that wax-museum, stretched out look.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 01, 2021 01:25 AM (M/9m0)

1018 Not until he had a severe 6wk rogering!

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:26 AM (+8LG8)

1019 1015 Did Beeks ever escape the clutches of that lusty gorilla?
Posted by: Louis Winthrorpe III at January 01, 2021 01:25 AM (xxG/v)

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I always wondered why Beeks didn't just pull the monkey mask off his head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:26 AM (fLVm1)

1020 Merry New Year!

Posted by: Nanga Eboko, Exchange Student from Cameroon at January 01, 2021 01:26 AM (xxG/v)

1021 1012 Any of you watching these NYE shows? I'm flipping through them and this shit left surreality in the rearview awhile back... Fox has Carol Baskin. ABC has a barely reanimated Cyndi Lauper croaking out True Colors to a nearly empty Times Square.

I feel like I'm on a really fucking lame acid trip. Not a bad trip, exactly... A lame trip.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:22 AM (Zm/Ey)

--After my hospitalization last year --er, two years ago (2019)-- there's nothing that can shock, nor trip me up anymore.

Andneither Joe Biden, nor Kamala Harris, will be my president.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:27 AM (oZuI0)

1022 If u think South STL is booming? North St. Louis!
Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 12:12 AM (Cssks)

I had an AM delivery route in N Stl & more than once I would drive by the "festivities" of the night before: stripped car on blocks

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 01:27 AM (rt0xh)

1023 Carol Alt was faptastic in that issue.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:11 AM (oZuI0)

I have very few solid memories from when I was five but I still remember those legs like they were the back of my hand. Somehow I knew.

Posted by: ... at January 01, 2021 01:27 AM (lX+kv)

1024 Okaaaayyyy....

Here we go! 2021 seems okay so far. Sleet in the streets but warm in the home. Milady just prepped another round of hot buttered rum and we have half a movie to go.

Folks in the Far East are already sick of 2021, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Make 2021 Great
at January 01, 2021 01:28 AM (xdNUT)

1025 Newsmax had a NYE show this year with lots of their regulars, and live shots from Times Square, where it appeared that some real people did show up and celebrate defiance of Comrade DeBolshevik.

Just stumbled across a real blast from the past on You Tube- a "New Years Eve Chicago Style" show from 78/79, live from Clark Street and the Pump Room on Channel 2, with a Homemakers Furniture commercial featuring a pre-Cheers Shelly along

Posted by: Secret Square at January 01, 2021 01:28 AM (9WuX0)

1026 That's "happy." In this country we say "Happy New Year."

Posted by: Beeks at January 01, 2021 01:28 AM (fLVm1)

1027 Where TF do you live? Only kinda full auto I ever heard was at Ft Carson. Much more big artillery booms.
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:20 AM (YkawN)

heheh, East Texas, every New Years eve we find out that there's more weaponry in this town than in most 3 world countries. Luckily not quite so much gunfire from the hispanic quarter of town, usually I can count the 9 and 10 shot clips. But a real automatic burst has a sound that don't sound like any fireworks.

okay, a bit distant, I did just count 9 small pops fast in a row.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 01:29 AM (V2Yro)

1028 I think Tallinn was not fought over during the war (should know, don't), which surely helped. I was there in the late 70s, Era of Glorious Soviet Power. The anti-Soviet, anti-Russian sentiment dripped from the trees. The official city tour guide took repeated swipes at the USSR and Russia on our bus tour, while our KGB-apprentice "counselor" (she spent whole semester with us) seethed helplessly.

Young guys at the Komsomol (Young Communist League, a brown-nosing Soviet young professionals outfit for aspiring Party ladder-climbers) lunch they had for us basically ditched the event/shanghai'd me to go cruise the town with them, showed me sketches of the "real" Estonian flag.

Was pretty shocking - and thrilling. After months in Leningrad, everyone felt like going to Estonia was leaving the USSR.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:29 AM (OTzUX)

1029 I mean Shelly Long. Also just saw a commercial for Steve Martin's "Wild and Crazy Guy" album "now in stores!"

Posted by: Secret Square at January 01, 2021 01:30 AM (9WuX0)

1030 The Dallas fireworks show at Reunion tower was awesome! Televised here, at least.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2021 01:30 AM (V2Yro)

1031 Very cool story rhomboid

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:31 AM (+8LG8)

1032 1003 ...the Best of Dwight Yoakam .....
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 01, 2021 01:18 AM (2DOZq)
--------------------------------
Now we're talking!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 01, 2021 01:33 AM (M/9m0)

1033 Maybe next year I get to hear some 88's and 105's.

Posted by: klaftern at January 01, 2021 01:33 AM (RuIsu)

1034 Was pretty shocking - and thrilling. After months in Leningrad, everyone felt like going to Estonia was leaving the USSR.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:29 AM (OTzUX)


Estonia and Latvia and what was the other one?

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 01:33 AM (+q3Wx)

1035 Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:29 AM (OTzUX)

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Wow, that must have been a fascinating time to be there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 01:34 AM (fLVm1)

1036 I did the Europe tour for 6wks the Summer after graduation. We had an opportunity to do a side visit to Prague but none of our escorts (teachers) would go.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:35 AM (+8LG8)

1037 Morons. I want to wish you all a prosperous and joyful new year. Especially ace. Happy New year all!

Posted by: Bosk at January 01, 2021 01:36 AM (lDdRA)

1038 Lithuania. Home of cement and lung disease.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:37 AM (Zm/Ey)

1039 Left out one detail. So we're walking past some govt. building (hold the snark, yeah, they're mostly govt. buildings in a commie state, but this was some ministry or city office). I mention to Toivo that of all the Soviet republic flags, Estonia's is the best (nice blue/white wave design across the red rectangle).

He immediately jumps the fence, goes over to the flagpole and lowers the flag, takes it off the line, and jumps back over the fence. Middle of the day.

"Here!" - his present to the American guest he met 20 minutes ago.

Uh, OK. I was really worried about getting him in trouble, but nothing, nobody seemed to notice or care.

Systems that rule via fear and intimidation collapse when those are gone. Systems that rule via trust and contracts ..... well guess we'll see what happens when those start to erode.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:39 AM (OTzUX)

1040 OMG, now they have Jack Brickhouse at Arnie's predicting a "great year" for the Cubs... he was only off by, what, 40 years? And Bob Sirott is interviewing Henny Youngman and Chuck Berry... who is performing Johnny B Goode at Park West. If you lived in or near Chicago in the late 70s you have to check it out... it's on You Tube in the Museum of Classic Chicago Television (Fuzzy Memories TV) channel.

Posted by: Secret Square at January 01, 2021 01:39 AM (9WuX0)

1041 Lithuania. Home of cement and lung disease.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:37 AM (Zm/Ey)


Lithuania yeah that was it.

Posted by: Garrick at January 01, 2021 01:39 AM (+q3Wx)

1042 Just saw pictures of loads of folks in Vancouver BC dancing, waving signs saying "not the new normal" and at least two Trump 2020 shirts.


Hmmmmm

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 01:40 AM (U2p+3)

1043 Systems that rule via fear and intimidation collapse when those are gone. Systems that rule via trust and contracts ..... well guess we'll see what happens when those start to erode.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:39 AM (OTzUX)



Hold my beer!

Posted by: Kamalamadingdong at January 01, 2021 01:41 AM (oZuI0)

1044 [removing sock]

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:42 AM (oZuI0)

1045 Happy New Year, Morons! And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Here's to 2020, may we not see its like again! Here's to 2021, may it be better in every way!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 01:43 AM (W+kMI)

1046 Goodnight all.
I will pray for a better year for us all!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 01, 2021 01:43 AM (M/9m0)

1047 Young guys at the Komsomol (Young Communist League, a brown-nosing Soviet young professionals outfit for aspiring Party ladder-climbers) lunch they had for us basically ditched the event/shanghai'd me to go cruise the town with them, showed me sketches of the "real" Estonian flag.

Was pretty shocking - and thrilling. After months in Leningrad, everyone felt like going to Estonia was leaving the USSR.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 01, 2021 01:29 AM (OTzUX)

Wow. You speak the language there? Kinda want to do an Eastern Europe trip. My aunt married a Romanian Serb who has guided some folks on Balkans trips. Baltic nations would also be interesting.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:44 AM (YkawN)

1048 I've tried several new years greetings.

Only to be greeted by pixy telling my my greetings were greeted as spam.

You fill in the blanks, horde.

Much love.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 01, 2021 01:45 AM (QzJWU)

1049 960 934 My favorite Neil young cover was by Linda ronstadt. "Love is a Rose"

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 12:59 AM (U2p+3)

I loved her, Dolly Parton, and Emmylou Harris covering "After The Gold Rush" together
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I must now find this on Youtube. Thanks for telling me kdabear!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 01:45 AM (W+kMI)

1050 1016 Pikov

Yes, "South City" works fine too.

Posted by: mnw at January 01, 2021 01:47 AM (Cssks)

1051 1042 Just saw pictures of loads of folks in Vancouver BC dancing, waving signs saying "not the new normal" and at least two Trump 2020 shirts.
=========
No retreat, no surrender. Onward, MAGA people!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 01:47 AM (W+kMI)

1052 I was shocked at how many of the '70s songs that I was unfamiliar with. some of those are definitely pretty obscure and I don't think they got any airplay cuz I do not remember them.
Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:15

It was the opposite w/ me. Think I knew all but 5-6. I'm fading fast, already wished you all a happy 2021, maybe time for a snooze.

Guess we have another snow/ice storm coming in N IL. I'll toss some salt around, but I'm not planning on leaving tomorrow. We are well stocked.

Posted by: Farmer at January 01, 2021 01:48 AM (/LM9B)

1053 Someone I know just hopped on an Amtrak from the west coast to be in DC for the 6th.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:49 AM (+8LG8)

1054 Took a break to go set off some fireworks down on the dock when it hit midnight here. Not a nice night, it's been raining for the last 2 days and even though it's "stopped", it's still very misty out there, chilly and windy too. I live out from town but several of my neighbors were setting off mortars and as Tom said...lots of guns in east Texas.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 01, 2021 01:50 AM (DKIKM)

1055 Lots of fireworks here already, even though we still have an hour to go.
Haven't heard any gunfire yet. But where I live I'm sure it's coming.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:52 AM (+8LG8)

1056 Someone I know just hopped on an Amtrak from the west coast to be in DC for the 6th.
Posted by: CA
-------

I was on the Amtrak board, you know. My vast experience with railroad.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 01, 2021 01:53 AM (HX7/o)

1057 Baltic nations would also be interesting.
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:44 AM (Ykaw

Definitely. But dismal. Same with bulgaria, slovenia, etc. Balkans are beautiful and still somewhat intact, save for some imposing Commie weirdness. Warsaw is dismal, but Cracow is beautiful and fun. Prague and Budapest are beautiful and crazy as hell. Don't know about Ukraine or Belarus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:54 AM (Zm/Ey)

1058 Well, you definitely know how to rail a line Hunter. And a minor.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:55 AM (+8LG8)

1059 There went a quick clip through a 9mm or so.

Posted by: klaftern at January 01, 2021 01:57 AM (RuIsu)

1060 And no Neil Young.
I know y'all hate him, with good reason, but I love his music and he is a great performer.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Neutered mice have manlier voices.

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 01:58 AM (arJlL)

1061 Definitely. But dismal. Same with bulgaria, slovenia, etc. Balkans are beautiful and still somewhat intact, save for some imposing Commie weirdness. Warsaw is dismal, but Cracow is beautiful and fun. Prague and Budapest are beautiful and crazy as hell. Don't know about Ukraine or Belarus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 01, 2021 01:54 AM (Zm/Ey)

--Slovakia is the tits.

Lovely architecture, pretty terrain, pretty girls (except they smoked too much, but then that was 2007).

Bratislava was like Prague, in miniature, with fewer tourists.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 01:59 AM (oZuI0)

1062 Good night and Happy New Year all. It was a record breaking de-lurk tonight. Let's hope that means good times are coming.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:59 AM (+8LG8)

1063 Happy New Years Moron Horde! May 2021 be better for us all than the unending canal 2020 was.
(Fellow Hordlings? Hordsters?)

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at January 01, 2021 02:00 AM (X8XYH)

1064 Someone I know just hopped on an Amtrak from the west coast to be in DC for the 6th.
Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 01:49 AM (+8LG

----------

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Jim Belushi at January 01, 2021 02:01 AM (fLVm1)

1065 Is it just me or is this a quieter New Year's Horde celebration than usual?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 02:02 AM (v2c9/)

1066 1054 Took a break to go set off some fireworks down on the dock when it hit midnight here. I live out from town but several of my neighbors were setting off mortars and as Tom said...lots of guns in east Texas.
=====
Is that a thing to do now? I was at a party at a friend's house in N. Beavercreek, OH tonight, and neighbors down the street used a mortar to launch several big shells and they set off firecrackers.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 02:03 AM (W+kMI)

1067 If I had to choose a whiny Neil Young tune I didn't like, "after the gold rush" would qualify. They can't polish that turd.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 01, 2021 02:04 AM (D8yDa)

1068 VDH says 2020 was an Anus Horibilis.

I agree with the Anus part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 02:04 AM (fLVm1)

1069 Is it just me or is this a quieter New Year's Horde celebration than usual?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
------

Considerably. I think people are debilitated, Covid, election corruption.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2021 02:04 AM (HX7/o)

1070 Kdabear, i accidentally listened to Jewell singing christmas music on pandora. In latin. She was flawless on the aria.

Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 02:06 AM (EiPf6)

1071 1055 Lots of fireworks here already, even though we still have an hour to go.
Haven't heard any gunfire yet. But where I live I'm sure it's coming.
=======
That's my neighborhood New Year's Eve when the clock strikes. Firecrackers and gunfire, though not immediately nearby. Between the beaners and the rednecks, everybody wants to make some noise, God bless 'em.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 02:06 AM (W+kMI)

1072 Typhoid mary thought she had the right to infect other people. You do not have the right to go around and infect other people. Over at classical values .com someone wrote he has the right not to wear a mask in public and if he infects and kills someone he doesn't care.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 01, 2021 02:07 AM (s5ij6)

1073 Sitrep from the Hawthorne, NV Army Ammo Depot, as I drove thru tonight.
All Quiet. No C-130's, trains, or convoys in sight.
Yet.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 02:08 AM (mTf9O)

1074 Mr Poppins,
I'll be fine. Sometimes, though, it would be nice to be asked out to dinner and enjoy the company of another adult. And perhaps a kiss at the end of the evening.

Is that so much to hope for?
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Tongues ?

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 02:08 AM (arJlL)

1075 Typhoid mary thought she had the right to infect other people. You do not have the right to go around and infect other people

---------

Now I am very concerned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 02:08 AM (fLVm1)

1076 Happy New Year Colorado Morons!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 01, 2021 02:09 AM (r+sAi)

1077 Adventures In HomeBrewing: So I tried something different, pitching a portion of the yeast slurry from the previous batch into the new wort. It's been 12 hours or so and usually by now I see evidence of somethin' somethin' getting ready to happen, at least. I figured it would take off like a rocket. Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 01, 2021 02:10 AM (D8yDa)

1078 Out of all those 70s songs, there were just ten that I'd never heard before.

Too bad "The Night Chicago Died" wasn't one of them.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 02:11 AM (Ew9Ia)

1079 Now I am very concerned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)




[X] Noted
[ ] Not Noted

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 02:11 AM (1YlHz)

1080 Happy New Year MST Morons.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 02:11 AM (oZuI0)

1081 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 01, 2021 02:07 AM (s5ij6)

--Knock, knock.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 02:12 AM (oZuI0)

1082 Captain, I was thinking the same thing about Brand New Key. I mean, seriously people.
It's no Telephone Man, but still a terrible song.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 02:12 AM (+8LG8)

1083 Now I am very concerned.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 01, 2021 02:08 AM (fLVm1)

#metoo

Exodus should do just that, stage left, flouncing all the way E-Ven!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 02:13 AM (rt0xh)

1084 New year, same old shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 02:13 AM (SchxB)

1085 CA Token, I either heard those songs on the radio growing up or played them sometime in my radio career, though many were "oldies" by then.

"The Night Chicago Died" was on some K-Tel compilation my sisters had, along with "Billy Don't Be A Hero" (ugh). I heard them incessantly.

Then, the parents got them that Lief Garrett 45....

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 02:15 AM (Ew9Ia)

1086 Finally made it to the end of the thread.

Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 02:15 AM (EiPf6)

1087 Happy New Year and only 21 days and that idiot Trump is gone !!! We love Joe Biden, Do you ??

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 01, 2021 02:17 AM (DZprG)

1088 Captain, mine was when my sister got the Demarco Family 45 of Heartbeat, it's a love beat.
That one hurt.

Posted by: CA Token at January 01, 2021 02:18 AM (+8LG8)

1089 The official video of Tori Amos doing "Sweet the Sting" from 2005.
Tori Amos - Sweet the Sting

tinyurl.com/47vqz8z9

So hot. Had the album for years, and had never opened it, for fear she had morphed into weird. The other night's discussion of Loreena McKinnitt got me digging thru albums hadn't listened to in a while, and added a bunch to my ipod. Amos's The Beekeeper album is a keeper.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 02:23 AM (mTf9O)

1090 1073 Sitrep from the Hawthorne, NV Army Ammo Depot, as I drove thru tonight.
All Quiet. No C-130's, trains, or convoys in sight.
Yet.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 02:08 AM (mTf9O)

Wow. That is a lonely stretch of road. Hope you have a cozy place waiting for you at the end of the drive.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 02:24 AM (YkawN)

1091 Then, at midnight, do a half hour of "Havin' My Baby."

/which is one of my most hated songs
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow

Change the words to "Havin' my Ceiling Fan "

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 02:25 AM (arJlL)

1092 Happy New Year, everyone!


I hope you had a chance to spend it with free people who will not bow to filthy communist edicts like I did.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 02:26 AM (kOpft)

1093 1072 Typhoid mary thought she had the right to infect other people.
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 01, 2021 02:07 AM (s5ij6)

No. SHe thought she had the right to work in *food service*, which infected other people.

The current science (current, and well known for about 9 months) is that the masks - they do nothing; the disease is relentless in spreading so hard to control and not worth the cost to society; the disease is only fatal to those near death, very old, or the very few - so not really worse than the flu except most people have had a flu and those who were genetically vulnerable are already dead.

As well, we more recently have a good idea that there are few (if any asymptomatic carriers.

The worst you can say about people who refuse to wear masks is that they are being rude. It is like not using your turn signal, or driving with those damn LED lights.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 01, 2021 02:28 AM (LWu6U)

1094 Finally made it to the end of the thread.

Posted by: funsize




The Thread never ends . . . it is a mobius strip . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 02:28 AM (1YlHz)

1095 Happy Cinco de Cuatro, folks!

Posted by: Barky the Fuckclown at January 01, 2021 02:29 AM (oZuI0)

1096 Happy New Year morons.

I am in Japan, so I am an expert at this 2021 shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 01, 2021 02:31 AM (LWu6U)

1097 Wind chill is 9, and the furnace went out at 11:30pm tonight. Because of course. Eff you 2020. Eff you.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 01, 2021 02:31 AM (SVRfQ)

1098

my current position is:


if masks work there is no reason for any quarantine

now, the pro maskers will say you gotta quarantine anyway


any my reply is they gotta pick one choice

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 01, 2021 02:32 AM (r4bSV)

1099 Love the ones who made it with you into 2021.

Remember those that didn't.

https://youtu.be/hzNRl6emK90

Goodnight, Horde. Happy New Year!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 01, 2021 02:34 AM (SchxB)

1100 Haroo JT

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 01, 2021 02:34 AM (LWu6U)

1101 1070 Kdabear, i accidentally listened to Jewell singing christmas music on pandora. In latin. She was flawless on the aria.
Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 02:06 AM (EiPf6)

Always liked Jewel. Acoustic stuff is great, and very creative writer, too.
But dated Sean Penn? It's like a balloon popped.
Just can't understand it. It's like hearing Laura Ingraham dated Keith Olbermann. It's one of those mysteries of life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

1102 The Thread never ends . . . it is a mobius strip . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 02:28 AM (1YlHz)

That was hilarious.
Thank you.
Sharkman for the 2021 first strike award.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 02:35 AM (v2c9/)

1103 Snow's started here.

The meaty-urologists are predicting up to 4 inches by sunrise.

Good thing I have tomorrow off.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 02:36 AM (Ew9Ia)

1104
funsize, did I read recently that you are in Kent? I'm just up over the hill and down by the Sound in Des Moines.

Happy New Year, fellow south-King County person!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 02:38 AM (sy5kK)

1105 The saddest thing is, that cockatoo died 25 years ago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

The one from the Dead Parrot Sketch ?

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 02:40 AM (arJlL)

1106 I am in Japan, so I am an expert at this 2021 shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest




[insert Japanese exclamation for "Happy New Year" here]

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 02:43 AM (1YlHz)

1107
Nope, those aren't fireworks, those are handguns. And that one was a shotgun.
Hey, ammo is a buck a round or more, have at it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 02:44 AM (sy5kK)

1108 I thought I posted and asked this, but along with the destruction of the entire deep state and the implementation of a zero percent tax system, are you fine with the complete destruction of the Capitol, Whitehouse and every last major remnant of US governmental history?

I'm in Ontario, Canada. For a 0 percent tax rate and no governmental interference, you can come and fricking kill every last member of our government, their entire family, anyone getting a government check, and every last pretty building. Art Centers. Museums. Destroy them.

They mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 01, 2021 02:47 AM (v2c9/)

1109 I'd love to take a dump right now, but I don't have standing.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 02:47 AM (oZuI0)

1110 Estonia and Latvia and what was the other one?
Posted by: Garrick

Barrelavia ?

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 02:48 AM (arJlL)

1111 Always liked Jewel. Acoustic stuff is great, and very creative writer, too.
But dated Sean Penn? It's like a balloon popped.
Just can't understand it. It's like hearing Laura Ingraham dated Keith Olbermann. It's one of those mysteries of life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

Jewel Kilcher is a biotch. She grew up on East End Road in Homer, AK, but claims she is from CA. She was supposed to play at the state fair here, but she got too famous and backed out at the last minute. Her grandfather was responsible for writing the AK state constitution, but she is ashamed of whence she came.

She has a voice like an angel, but, biotch. CA can have her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 02:50 AM (qQnCr)

1112 1109 I'd love to take a dump right now, but I don't have standing.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 02:47 AM (oZuI0)

I don't think that's how it works. Not if you plan on, um, aiming the drop, that is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 02:51 AM (qQnCr)

1113 Haroo JT
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

Harooooo!

Melly New Year !

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 02:51 AM (arJlL)

1114 I hope you had a chance to spend it with free people who will not bow to filthy communist edicts like I did.

Why on Earth did you bow to filthy communist edicts?

Posted by: Weirddave at January 01, 2021 02:53 AM (DKIKM)

1115 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 01, 2021 02:36 AM (Ew9Ia)

Whenever I hear it on the radio I hear it as media urologist. Every time.

Posted by: Bosk at January 01, 2021 02:53 AM (lDdRA)

1116 The volunteers are firing off many many rockets this fine evening. The one dog who used to be bothered by that has gone completely deaf, and he just doesn't care any more, so things are actually quite peaceful this evening. Not even much traffic at the airport. I may head out to the hot tub shortly, since it is clear out and the moon is still above the horizon. Maybe even some stars if I'm lucky.

Happy New Year to all morons, 'ettes and sailors at sea.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 02:53 AM (qQnCr)

1117 Good night, all. Time to rest, and then welcome the New Year tomorrow.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 01, 2021 02:53 AM (W+kMI)

1118 LOL, Weirddave, no, I meant I spent it with friends.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 02:56 AM (kOpft)

1119

5 Days until Ace's Cryfest.

CRYFEST 2021. Unleash the tears.

Lol.

Posted by: President Biden at January 01, 2021 02:57 AM (fVGP1)

1120 Wow. That is a lonely stretch of road. Hope you have a cozy place waiting for you at the end of the drive.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 02:24 AM
Thanks. Done it over 100 times. Stopped in Winnemucca for the night. About halfway to our Idaho home.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 02:59 AM (mTf9O)

1121 Happy New Year everyone.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:00 AM (KAi1n)

1122 Happy Dec 32, 2020...
Regarding that earlier story about Ontario's Finance Minister (Rod Phillips) resigning: He didn't resign his seat, he's still a sitting MPP (Member of Provincial Parliament.) He's only resigned his cabinet position and thus is no longer Ontario's Finance Minister. I'm betting that he tries to quietly ride this out until the next election (on or before June 2, 2022) and will hope that all this has been forgotten by then. Something about all politicians only really caring about two things: Getting elected, and getting re-elected.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 01, 2021 03:02 AM (kgQDj)

1123
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 02:34 AM (sy5kK)

Jewel Kilcher is a biotch. She grew up on East End Road in Homer, AK, but claims she is from CA. She was supposed to play at the state fair here, but she got too famous and backed out at the last minute. Her grandfather was responsible for writing the AK state constitution, but she is ashamed of whence she came.

She has a voice like an angel, but, biotch. CA can have her.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 01, 2021 02:50 AM (qQnCr)
------
Well, that's too bad. Always remember where you came from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:02 AM (sy5kK)

1124 SHIT!

my PC clock now reads 12:01AM 12/32/2020

we're doomed!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 01, 2021 03:02 AM (mahnP)

1125 Happy New Year horde!

Posted by: InCali at January 01, 2021 03:04 AM (9AFWN)

1126 1121 Happy New Year everyone.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:00 AM (KAi1n)

Back at you, SFGoth.

And the same to morons everywhere!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:05 AM (sy5kK)

1127 Happy New Year to Morons on the West Coast!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 03:05 AM (oZuI0)

1128 we're doomed

Posted by: redc1c4




spins up Quad 40mm Bofors

hits Foo Gas and Claymores

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 03:09 AM (1YlHz)

1129 Booms going off now. Some near by just emptied a full 15 round magazine.

Cat wants outside to squeeze off a few herself.

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 01, 2021 03:09 AM (vgGvZ)

1130
I was in Homer, AK a few years back. Unbelievable natural beauty, and the seafood doesn't get any fresher.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:10 AM (sy5kK)

1131 1127 Happy New Year to Morons on the West Coast!
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 03:05 AM (oZuI0)

Coast to coast, Morons are the most!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:11 AM (sy5kK)

1132 Want:

https://tinyurl.com/TVM-Early-Virginia-Rifle

Beautiful

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 03:12 AM (1YlHz)

1133 Goodnight horde. Happy new year!

Get on your knees and say a prayer for our Country and our President.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 01, 2021 03:12 AM (U2p+3)

1134 Good night, all!

Time to pack it in: can't stay up for Alaska and Hawaii Morons!

Man proposes; God disposes.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 01, 2021 03:18 AM (oZuI0)

1135 Dec. 32

2020's way of saying there is no exit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2021 03:19 AM (H5knJ)

1136 Dick Clark's was terrible. What up with that guy with the shoulder pads?

Posted by: james at January 01, 2021 03:20 AM (PvswE)

1137 Hey Nurse Ratched,
Do you frequent Alki near 54th pl? If you see a happy, all black, Belgian Mallinois, his name is Williwaw, and his humans are DB (guy) and Sammie (girl).

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 03:20 AM (mTf9O)

1138 1135 Dec. 32

2020's way of saying there is no exit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 01, 2021 03:19 AM (H5knJ)

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:21 AM (sy5kK)

1139 [insert Japanese exclamation for "Happy New Year" here]

Posted by: Sharkman


If you insist.

[Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu!]

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at January 01, 2021 03:21 AM (P1f+c)

1140 Hola. Too late to say good evening?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 01, 2021 03:23 AM (bzrNB)

1141 Wow, but Jonah Goldberg has really, really been hitting the sauce, hasn't he?

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 03:25 AM (VDbGO)

1142 Goodnight horde. Happy new year!

Get on your knees and say a prayer for our Country and our President.

Posted by: Nurse ratched




Yes'm!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 03:25 AM (1YlHz)

1143 1140 Hola. Too late to say good evening?
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 01, 2021 03:23 AM (bzrNB)


Pete, you know we are a 24/7 operation here. There was a shift change a couple hours ago, and it looks like some called in sick for the graveyard shift.
No problem, more booze for us.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:26 AM (sy5kK)

1144 [Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu!]

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski





Thank you.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 03:27 AM (1YlHz)

1145 Well, whatever fresh, new hell Gavin Newsom is going to unleash on us will have to wait until I've had a good night's sleep.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:27 AM (KAi1n)

1146 Happy New Year, all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 03:34 AM (oaLKl)

1147 1145 Well, whatever fresh, new hell Gavin Newsom is going to unleash on us will have to wait until I've had a good night's sleep.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:27 AM (KAi1n)

Excellent way to begin 2021 with the perfect moron attitude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:36 AM (sy5kK)

1148 And after that good night's sleep, a cup of coffee and some maryjane pills. I spent most of 12/31 rearranging my house. I'm freaking sober right now. Hope you're well LCD.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:39 AM (KAi1n)

1149
Happy 2020 WON....
Lets hope there's a whole lotta more "Win" in it for the rons and ettes
the world over....
Hey MLii,,, 25 going to 36 with a bit of snow

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 03:52 AM (kq199)

1150 The worst you can say about people who refuse to wear masks is that they are being rude. It is like not using your turn signal, or driving with those damn LED lights.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 01, 2021 02:28 AM (LWu6U)


Rude? Bull-fucking-shit.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 03:54 AM (ldL4g)

1151 The Thread never ends . . . it is a mobius strip . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 01, 2021 02:28 AM (1YlHz)


Strip? Shit, and I'm all out of singles.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 03:55 AM (ldL4g)

1152 beanervt! Good to see you.

8 here going to 32. Snow supposed to happen.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 03:55 AM (oaLKl)

1153 quarantine

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 01, 2021 02:32 AM (r4bSV)


A quarantine is for the sick, not house arrest for the healthy. Fuck anyone who thinks we should 'quarantine' the healthy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 03:58 AM (ldL4g)

1154

01 January 2021:

- Just over 1 year of the known existence of the Kung Flu, and, by my count, 8-1/2 months of lockdown here in California. FWIW, I see more businesses opening up. My local barbershop is open, and a resident in my area has opened a "chair" in her garage.

- The Recall of Gratuitous Nuisance seems to be picking up momentum. Recall petitions can be found by a DuckDuckGo search, downloaded, printed, signed, then mailed to the specified address.

- The Paste-Eater-Elect has referred to Kammie as ... President-Elect again? If Joe gets 25th'd (heh; can he make it to July?), Kammie will be a 3.5-year source of major chap to a bunch of powerful people. I think even Silicon Valley will turn on her. She has always been, at best, a mediocrity in the positions she's been given. I expect her tenure running the Senate to be at least a PR nightmare.


I expect 2021 to be entertaining.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 01, 2021 03:58 AM (FlRtG)

1155 I'm freaking sober right now. Hope you're well LCD.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 01, 2021 03:39 AM (KAi1n)

We will keep your secret safe!

Hot buttered rum now, with my homemade mix. OK, the fourth hot buttered rum. Details, details.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 03:59 AM (sy5kK)

1156 Good night Horde, from the Nevada desert of the evening.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2021 03:59 AM (mTf9O)

1157
"Snow supposed to happen. "
Yeah MLii,,, same here for sat 100 percent then mon-wed 30-40...
Our health care network was hit by cyberattack (ransomware) and has been
slowly coming back up for the last month and a half.. Ace site

is blocked by the "zscaler" internet security as being from China...
I got a hold of a laptop that it don't work on so I'm back....

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:02 AM (kq199)

1158 A quarantine is for the sick, not house arrest for the healthy. Fuck anyone who thinks we should 'quarantine' the healthy.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 03:58 AM (ldL4g)

Yeah I don't exactly remember People Colonies while the lepers free roamed the cities.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 04:03 AM (9Om/r)

1159 >>I got a hold of a laptop that it don't work on so I'm back....
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:02 AM (kq199)

Wow! Month and a half without Ace. I'd have withdrawals.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 04:05 AM (oaLKl)

1160 Happy New Year MLii !

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 04:05 AM (arJlL)

1161 Happy New Year Berserker !

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 04:06 AM (arJlL)

1162 Ditto, JT!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 04:07 AM (oaLKl)

1163 Happy New Year Berserker !

Posted by: JT at January 01, 2021 04:06 AM (arJlL)

Happy new year!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 04:07 AM (9Om/r)

1164 Good morning roonz and roonettez! Happy New Year! What a long strange f*cked up trip it`s been.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:11 AM (CcOog)

1165
" Month and a half without Ace. I'd have withdrawals."
Yeah MLii,, to be honest i did pop in a few times on my own pc but

was too much hassle running 3 pc's at a time... and we had to rebuild 6000
pc's laptops and servers so was pretty busy...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:12 AM (kq199)

1166 >>was too much hassle running 3 pc's at a time... and we had to rebuild 6000
pc's laptops and servers so was pretty busy...
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:12 AM (kq199)


Yeah well, I guess work is supposed to be more important...

Lol

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 04:16 AM (oaLKl)

1167 Happy MMXXI.

I'm preparing by drinking wine, and watching documentaries on the Romanian Revolution of 1989.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 04:17 AM (RnjQi)

1168 FWIW a Presidential election can`t really be stolen because of the whole electoral college thing. If the state legislature doesn't object to how the electors are chosen it's legit. This neatly illustrates why 1)all politics are local and 2) why I say if you want to make a statement vote for President but if you want to make a difference vote for your legislators (in truth I say congress/senate but this year has shown me the light, state legislatures could have ended all of this BS).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:22 AM (CcOog)

1169 1167 Catch Thirty-Thr33,

Among the fondest holiday memories of my youth....

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:23 AM (VDbGO)

1170 Speaking of work, I'm heading out in a few minutes.

Should be fairly slow today so hopefully be able to get my stuff done and punch out before noon.




Posted by: My life is insanity at January 01, 2021 04:25 AM (oaLKl)

1171 GGE of the Moron Horde,

John Roberts could have ended all of this by siding with conservatives, and forcing the State of Pennsylvania to abide by their laws and their Constitution.

Instead, he gave his blessing to open vote fraud, sided with the left, giving us a 4-4 split and sending it back to the whacko leftists of the PA Supreme Court.

John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:26 AM (VDbGO)

1172 Welp. I crashed out b4 11 pm CST. So, I woke up to a brand new year.... so far so good. Only 8,757 hours to go.

But I'm thinking of wearing a cup for the year. It's gonna be a ball buster.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 01, 2021 04:26 AM (F0YaR)

1173 I'm preparing by drinking wine, and watching documentaries on the Romanian Revolution of 1989.

I'm watching Trainmaster's TV, Mrs Hades paid for a year subscription.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:26 AM (CcOog)

1174 John Roberts could have ended all of this by siding with conservatives, and forcing the State of Pennsylvania to abide by their laws and their Constitution.

Instead, he gave his blessing to open vote fraud, sided with the left, giving us a 4-4 split and sending it back to the whacko leftists of the PA Supreme Court.

John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.


And lest we forget...it's a tax...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:28 AM (CcOog)

1175 The "musical interlude" of 70s music really dropped the ball by ignoring Kansas. Where was "Dust in the wind," or "Carry on wayward son?"

Posted by: bradc at January 01, 2021 04:29 AM (rbY7n)

1176 Kbdabear, i wish my boobs were the same size. One has an inferiority complex...


Posted by: funsize at January 01, 2021 01:09 AM (EiPf6)

Very, very few woman have a perfectly matched set.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 01, 2021 01:15 AM (9Om/r)

------------------

I didn't notice that mine were not identical until I started breast feeding my older daughter.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 04:34 AM (hpVf/)

1177 John Roberts took that case, knowing that he had to rule with the CommieCrats before Amy Coney-Barrett could be confirmed. It was his best chance to completely screw Trump and America. (Again.)

They have something on John Roberts. He's either a pedophile, he's gay, or he violated the law when adopting his children. It's one of the above, because that sick fuck is compromised. You don't make the whacko rulings that he's made without being completely under malign coercion.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:34 AM (VDbGO)

1178 1169 1167 Catch Thirty-Thr33,

Among the fondest holiday memories of my youth....
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:23 AM (VDbGO)

Seeing Mr. Ceaucescu's rotting corpse on TV on Christmas Day, 1989, warms my heart to this day. I was but a teenager at this time with the impressionable experience of seeing the Wall at a young age.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 04:34 AM (RnjQi)

1179
"John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.

Posted by: Sam Adams"

I'd use a wrinkle on the hanging... do it over a fire ant hill so he can
touch the hill with his feet to lessen the strangle but the fire ants will

hop on board...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:35 AM (kq199)

1180 "legit" in the sense that all the people of government can pat themselves on the backs and claim they followed the rules, even though it's clear the election was stolen across seven states (and likely more that aren't as obvious because we are accustomed to their local steals).

But not in any sense that would obligate the rest of us to go along with it, or the false government it produces. The laws of men are, at the end of the day, no more than agreements, and the people of government have not kept up their end of the agreement.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 04:40 AM (kOpft)

1181 "Seeing Mr. Ceaucescu's rotting corpse on TV on Christmas Day, 1989, warms my heart to this day. I was but a teenager at this time with the impressionable experience of seeing the Wall at a young age."

We had much the same experience. My brother and I danced a gleeful jig, grabbed my parents, dragged them in front of the TV and shared the good news.

They dragged that douchebag and his cunt wife out of their beds, through the stunning gold-inlaid marble halls of one of their mansions, and shot those totalitarian fucks to death right then and there. Seemed to solve a few problems in that nation, if I recall.

A nation's leaders tend to be a little more respectful of their people when actions like this are possibly on the menu....

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:40 AM (VDbGO)

1182 1177 John Roberts took that case, knowing that he had to rule with the CommieCrats before Amy Coney-Barrett could be confirmed. It was his best chance to completely screw Trump and America. (Again.)

They have something on John Roberts. He's either a pedophile, he's gay, or he violated the law when adopting his children. It's one of the above, because that sick fuck is compromised. You don't make the whacko rulings that he's made without being completely under malign coercion.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:34 AM (VDbGO)

It's much simpler than that.

Mr. Limbaugh pointed out once upon a time that there are two kinds of people: those who love high school and wish it could go on forever; and those who hated high school and wish it never happened. Mr. Roberts is the former.

Mr. Roberts's sole aim is to hang out with the cool kids so he will do anything and everything possible to endear himself to the cool kids. In his position as Chief Justice, if that means ignoring and abrogating the Constitution, well then, so be it. Mr. Roberts's sole concern is to endear himself to the cool kids. Everything else is far, far behind for him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 04:41 AM (RnjQi)

1183 John Roberts could have ended all of this by siding with conservatives, and forcing the State of Pennsylvania to abide by their laws and their Constitution.

Instead, he gave his blessing to open vote fraud, sided with the left, giving us a 4-4 split and sending it back to the whacko leftists of the PA Supreme Court.

John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.

And lest we forget...it's a tax...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:28 AM (CcOog)

----------------

And as it's a tax can we decide what percentage of the above can be inflicted on JC Roberts?

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 04:44 AM (hpVf/)

1184 1179 beanervt,

Love the little personal touch you added to that!

I salute you, Sir.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:45 AM (VDbGO)

1185 I'm going to go throw on a pot of coffee and throw some food in the oven. Hopefully, back in a bit.

Enjoyed chatting with y'all!

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:48 AM (VDbGO)

1186 They have something on John Roberts. He's either a pedophile, he's gay, or he violated the law when adopting his children. It's one of the above, because that sick fuck is compromised. You don't make the whacko rulings that he's made without being completely under malign coercion.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:34 AM (VDbGO)

---------------

You're being far too kind, Roberts is not being coerced in my estimation. He seems to enjoy sticking it to the people. The "it's a tax" was said with a curled lip.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 04:49 AM (hpVf/)

1187 1186 President Elect Decaf, between you and Catch Thirty-Thr33's theories, my seething hatred of the man only grows. I fear the both of you may be right. The man is a sociopath.

His treachery has set this nation on a path toward violence and ruin. If that happens, may the ruin consume him and his, and quickly.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:53 AM (VDbGO)

1188 But not in any sense that would obligate the rest of us to go along with it, or the false government it produces. The laws of men are, at the end of the day, no more than agreements, and the people of government have not kept up their end of the agreement.
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 04:40 AM (kOpft)

---------------

"People of the government" or better known as the swamp have overreached and still think that everyone else is too weak to do anything about it. I admit it may take a while but I still bet on the common man rather than the bureaucrats who will find out that their influence erosion is a lot like bankruptcy, slowly and then all of a sudden.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 04:54 AM (hpVf/)

1189
Happy New Year, Berzerker!
Gotta say the TxMoMe, especially the people I got to meet face to face, is my top event of 2020.
You, WDS, Bebe, Weasel, Jim, Catch33, LadyL, Chique, Jewels, hell, everyone there, gave me some fine memories that were well needed.
It's nice to be around people with such varied backgrounds, and confident that every one of them would have my back, as I would theirs.
Wishing that mega-move into your new home goes well and no ugly surprises.
Fifth Hot Buttered Rum, 14 oz mug, 94 proof dark rum ("Kraken Spiced Rum") and all that sugar and butter in the mix, I think I am attaining a sugar high that borders on a diabetic numbness.
Perfect.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 04:54 AM (sy5kK)

1190 Please, contact your House and Senate representatives. Let them know exactly how you feel, even if you believe it won't do any good. These motherfuckers have no comprehension of the path that they are putting us on.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:57 AM (VDbGO)

1191
"I salute you, Sir."
Salute Returned Sam,,, but not required, as a shitbird L/Cpl with the
Marines in Nam I learned a lot of things are worse then death....

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 04:57 AM (kq199)

1192

**looks out window**

Fear not, bradc. Kansas is still here. The state at least.
The band came and played a short concert in my high school auditorium when they were just a year or two out of school.
Still a three piece.
Little did we know.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 04:59 AM (e5f4b)

1193 Sam Adams, I so hope we may by some fluke avoid where we are heading and I pray for a miracle. What I find inexplicable is that not a single leftie sees anything odd I what is happening.

Isn't there anyone on their side with an ounce of intuition? Surely they know what we are saying, you can bet FBI is monitoring everyone yet nobody thinks half the country being angry might be dangerous.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 05:00 AM (hpVf/)

1194 1187 1186 President Elect Decaf, between you and Catch Thirty-Thr33's theories, my seething hatred of the man only grows. I fear the both of you may be right. The man is a sociopath.

His treachery has set this nation on a path toward violence and ruin. If that happens, may the ruin consume him and his, and quickly.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:53 AM (VDbGO)

Some people might think I am making excuses for Mr. Roberts. I hope you and others can sense the seething disgust I have in typing that. Make no mistake: I am NOT happy about Mr. Roberts. I want a bloody Chief Justice, not a spineless Student Council president.

Happy MMXXI to all. With any luck I can have a decent year for once.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 05:01 AM (RnjQi)

1195 Please, contact your House and Senate representatives. Let them know exactly how you feel, even if you believe it won't do any good. These motherfuckers have no comprehension of the path that they are putting us on.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:57 AM (VDbGO)

------------------

That's the other astounding factor, congresspeople on our side don't care either.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 01, 2021 05:02 AM (hpVf/)

1196 Hope everyone is having a good morning
I Need coffee first

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:08 AM (Cxk7w)

1197
g'mornin', 'rons

Happy New Year

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 01, 2021 05:08 AM (DUIap)

1198 1193 President Elect Decaf,

I, too, am praying for a miracle. There is absolutely no way that this ends well.

I see that, after giving Jovan Pulitzer permission to do a forensic examination of the ballots in Fulton County, within four hours the state of Georgia had recycling trucks there, hauling and shredding the ballots which must never be seen....

Not sure if they succeeded in destroying them all. Pulitzer says it's impossible to tell who you can trust down there.

Of course the FBI will be monitoring us. It's not like they investigate matters like federal vote fraud, or Aunt Queefah burning our cities down...

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:08 AM (VDbGO)

1199 https://tinyurl.com/y88euxcs
In 2020, when anyone outside of the area saw something about Seattle, and WA state, they were smothered with the soibois, hairy fat lesbians, Communists, anarchists and people that generally detested the Constitution.
Frankly, as a native, embarrassing.
This video on BitChute is the kind of people I circulate with for the most part. Starts at 1:00 mark after ad. These are classic WA state folk. The video is about how Inslee is screwing small restaurants, and the sheriff is in Lewis county, one county south of where leftist Olympia is, and just regular people and is covering for the business owner. That sign in the video has been there for 3 generations, in a cow/hay field off of I-5. Always conservative messages. I remember as a kid going by it and there was a pro-Goldwater message on it and Mom and Dad commenting on it. The Seattle Lefties going by it coming home from Portland know it well and whine about it in their cocktail parties.
And the sheriff standing up for him, against Inslee, is no easy task. Bet your butt this sheriff is catching hell from Olympia.

But mostly, I posted it to show there are normal people in WA state.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:10 AM (sy5kK)

1200 L/Cpl. Beanervt,

Did you see what the CommieCrats did with the military vote in Georgia?

Fulton County military ballots went 100% for Paste Eatin' Joe!

Nah, no vote fraud there. Can't even think of a reason why anyone would be pissed.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:13 AM (VDbGO)

1201 1198 1193 President Elect Decaf,

I, too, am praying for a miracle. There is absolutely no way that this ends well.

I see that, after giving Jovan Pulitzer permission to do a forensic examination of the ballots in Fulton County, within four hours the state of Georgia had recycling trucks there, hauling and shredding the ballots which must never be seen....
Not sure if they succeeded in destroying them all. Pulitzer says it's impossible to tell who you can trust down there.
Of course the FBI will be monitoring us. It's not like they investigate matters like federal vote fraud, or Aunt Queefah burning our cities down...
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:08 AM (VDbGO)
----
I'm no lawyer, but I was pretty sure all Federal elections must keep all ballots, ballot images, and all support materials safe and accessible for 22 months.
Not doing so for a single ballot is a felony.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:14 AM (sy5kK)

1202 "That's the other astounding factor, congresspeople on our side don't care either.

Posted byED"
Their all in on the grifting bucks for passing shit filled bills fortheir special interest funded campaign payoffs .... we shouldn't be payingthem a salary, they should be paying us a percentage....

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 05:15 AM (kq199)

1203 But mostly, I posted it to show there are normal people in WA state.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:10 AM (sy5kK)


In most blue states, there are a lot of normal people. It is the major cities in those states which turn them blue, IL (Chicago) and NY (New York City) being prime examples. PA has Pittsburgh and Philly while MO has St. Louis and GA has Atlanta, with two of those states being part of The Great Election Theft of 2020. (Not so) Funny that.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 05:18 AM (ldL4g)

1204 Happy New Year, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 01, 2021 05:21 AM (ju2Fy)

1205 And good morning.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 01, 2021 05:21 AM (ju2Fy)

1206
John Roberts could have ended all of this by siding with conservatives, and forcing the State of Pennsylvania to abide by their laws and their Constitution.

Instead, he gave his blessing to open vote fraud, sided with the left, giving us a 4-4 split and sending it back to the whacko leftists of the PA Supreme Court.

John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 04:26 AM (VDbGO)

I really can't find anything to argue with.
But have to say I'm really disappointed with Amy Coney Barrett, who should have stepped up. I thought she was an adult. Thomas and Alito can't do it all by themselves.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:22 AM (sy5kK)

1207
"Did you see what the CommieCrats did with the military vote in Georgia?"
Have not read about that Sam,,, but shitting on the military vote has been
been a favorite trick of the Drats since Gore as I remember.. in Fla they were
screwing with them in PA they were found in dumpsters... the sacristy
of the vote is only a illoution as is any respect for service personel's voteto count...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 05:24 AM (kq199)

1208 Artical maybe a week ago wrote they finally figured out how to beat the electoral college system, drum up enough votes in a city to overwhelm the state vote.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:24 AM (Cxk7w)

1209 LeftCoastDawg,

Thanks for that video. Gives me heart to see it. God bless our Sheriffs.

Yes, federal law demands they preserve those ballots for 22 months. Unfortunately, federal laws don't apply to liberals.

Also, state laws don't apply to liberals.

In truth, laws only apply to conservatives, and we're all guilty regardless of the facts. It's just another way they get across their, "shut up, they explained" world view.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:26 AM (VDbGO)

1210 John Roberts should be stripped, beaten and HANGED.

And lest we forget...it's a tax...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 01, 2021 04:28 AM (CcOog)
-

There ARE legitimate reasons for taxes. I have no problem paying this specific tax.
Hell, double it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:27 AM (sy5kK)

1211 693 There is a pod cast about the evils of Scientology
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 12:04 AM (Cxk7w)

And there's a website:

https://www.xenu.net

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 05:27 AM (Li1iO)

1212 ACB turned out to be just another swamp whore. Which, in retrospect, shouldn't have surprised us given Mitch McConnell's eagerness in seating her.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 05:28 AM (kOpft)

1213 And yes, I'm astounded by the gutless, spineless, scared little girl Amy Coney-Barrett, too.

All those accolades.

All that praise.

An empty vessel with fancy giftwrap.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:28 AM (VDbGO)

1214 I listed to one of the pod casts.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:29 AM (Cxk7w)

1215

I just tried to post a comment thanking beanervt and a couple of others here who saw the elephant.
Internal server error, red wall of hieroglyphics.
Loading really slow anyway so I'm gonna go see what redpill78news put up yesterday.
And grab 2nd cup.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 05:31 AM (e5f4b)

1216 Methos,

I liked your reasoning on laws, and how they have completely broken the social contract that binds us to them.

Pretty soon we are going to see shit-tons of people openly saying, "Fuck you."

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:31 AM (VDbGO)

1217
Elections are not to prove that winning side won.

It is to get the losing side to agree they lost.

The election of 2020 was a complete failure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:32 AM (sy5kK)

1218 https://www.americanthinker.com/national teacher of the year will be more careful with his words after tweeting out a violent threat against a us senator
Who isn't surprised the Leftist Seminary Indoctrination person of the year isn't a raving Communist?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:32 AM (Cxk7w)

1219 Yep.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:33 AM (VDbGO)

1220 1215 others here who saw the elephant
Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 05:31 AM (e5f4b)

new expression, to me

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 05:35 AM (Li1iO)

1221 @1123

She proved what she was made of when she recused herself from the re-petition on the PA Election case under the theory that, "she was not up to speed on the case."


ACB like the GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 05:37 AM (PeFAd)

1222 1215

I just tried to post a comment thanking beanervt and a couple of others here who saw the elephant.
Internal server error, red wall of hieroglyphics.
-------
TeeJ, with the troll enhancements, I find that empty lines, even in a post that I copied from someone else, causes that when I post.
It does it all the time, except when, of course, it doesn't. And we have the modified code because of Democrats and Chinese Communists. It will get worse before it gets better. And a quick remainder of the evil in the world today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:38 AM (sy5kK)

1223 LeftCoastDawg,

Remember the bold predictions of 2016? Remember the 99% chance of Hillary Clinton winning the election? Remember how late we all stayed up to see who had won?

They thought they had sufficient vote fraud prepped and ready to go in every locale. They didn't think there was any possible way Donald Trump could overcome their criminality.

And then he did.

And they stayed up for several hours longer, trying and trying to manufacture enough fraud to get them over the hump. And they failed.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:39 AM (VDbGO)

1224
I liked your reasoning on laws, and how they have completely broken the social contract that binds us to them.

Pretty soon we are going to see shit-tons of people openly saying, "Fuck you."
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:31 AM (VDbGO)

And by a large percentage, those people own and operate most of the firearms in this country.
Whether it be under Joe Biden, Woodrow Wilson, or King George, Americans don't coddle much to a central power that thinks it is more important than it's citizenry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:44 AM (sy5kK)

1225 Finally have a large cup of steaming coffee

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:44 AM (Cxk7w)

1226 To think, when all of this started I was a virulent never-Trumper. I backed only Ted Cruz, and swore I would stay home of Trump won the nomination.

I was completely wrong about Trump.

Greatest President in my lifetime.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:45 AM (VDbGO)

1227 Why is my browser trying to redirect me every time I try to go to redpill78.com?

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:47 AM (VDbGO)

1228 1221 @1213 She proved what she was made of when she recused herself from the re-petition on the PA Election case under the theory that, "she was not up to speed on the case."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 01, 2021 05:37 AM (PeFAd)

It would be good to know if recusal is exceptional on the SC; I don't know.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 05:47 AM (Li1iO)

1229 "Stunning Turn of Events in PA"

https://tinyurl.com/y8aoo7tu

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 05:49 AM (VDbGO)

1230 1225 Finally have a large cup of steaming coffee
Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:44 AM (Cxk7w)

Beats a steaming pile every time!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 05:52 AM (rt0xh)

1231 When Eddie Van Halen passed a few months back, there were a lot of different posts from people that had a particular favorite or two.

But I almost forgot of one of my top 3 ever VH songs, and from their first album no less, simply titled "Van Halen", with a big V and H on the cover.

Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

https://tinyurl.com/y883v3rg

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:55 AM (sy5kK)

1232 Hate has a home here. And a bed, water, and food.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 05:55 AM (5QBw6)

1233 It would be good to know if recusal is exceptional on the SC; I don't know.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 05:47 AM (Li1iO)


IIRC, Kagan was involved with a case for ObamaCare before she was put on the Court. When 404Care came up before the Court later, she did not recuse herself.

"When the Supreme Court on Monday began hearing oral arguments in the cases challenging the constitutionality of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act--AKA 'Obamacare'--Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan showed up to hear the arguments and gave no indication she would recuse herself from judging the cases even though she had cheered enactment of Obamacare as an Obama political appointee and had personally assigned her top deputy in the Obama Justice Department to defend the law in federal court."

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 05:55 AM (ldL4g)

1234 The first VH album was good

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 05:56 AM (Cxk7w)

1235 That quote is from a 2012 article. Kagan was put on the Court in 2009.

Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 05:57 AM (ldL4g)

1236 1235 That quote is from a 2012 article. Kagan was put on the Court in 2009.
Posted by: RickZ at January 01, 2021 05:57 AM (ldL4g)

The year the SC got ugly!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:01 AM (5QBw6)

1237 1221 @1123

She proved what she was made of when she recused herself from the re-petition on the PA Election case under the theory that, "she was not up to speed on the case."
---
Amy, it was about the Constitution. I thought that by now in your career, you would not use "not being up to speed" as your reasoning.

Honestly, while the Democrat election steal bothers me, it doesn't actually disappoint me. It's like the frog and snake parable, where the frog believes the snake, takes the ride across the river, and gets bit by the snake.
"You KNEW I was a snake!", goes the parable.
I KNEW the Democrats were snakes. I didn't think that ACB was. In fact, I openly said the opposite.
Yeah, it still stings.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 06:02 AM (sy5kK)

1238 The people of Fulton County, Georgia, should find out exactly where they're storing those ballots, surround that building, and physically prevent them from making any attempt to remove or destroy them.

FORCE THE ISSUE.

If the Deep State wants those ballots destroyed so badly, they should have to arrest five to six hundred people, and drag them away from the site.

Let's rip the blinders off of America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:04 AM (VDbGO)

1239 Found this (2016), just for a start:

U.S. Supreme Court justices recused themselves 180 times during the term that ended in June, according to the transparency group Fix the Court

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybcc9ehp

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 06:04 AM (Li1iO)

1240 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com
/2020/12/the-best-of-internet-2020.html
Some funny and amazing stuff

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 06:05 AM (Cxk7w)

1241 2020 UK hospitalizations down 19% from 2018 and 22019.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:05 AM (5QBw6)

1242 Happy New Years.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2021 06:06 AM (axyOa)

1243 @ 1213

I'm not willing to say this.

Yet.

We will need to see how a Justice performs over time.

Mrs. Coney-Barrett can quite possibly redeem herself a million times over the next few years. We don't know. Yet.

Don't forget that Mr. Eisenhower said that his three biggest mistakes as President were all sitting on the Supreme Court.

(There, Pixy. I'm not a bloody spammer. Happy?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 06:10 AM (RnjQi)

1244

Sam, redpill78 dot com is a phoney site. Bad ju-ju.

It's redpill78news dot com.
No new one yesterday.
More in a minute.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:10 AM (e5f4b)

1245 1242 Happy New Years.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2021 06:06 AM (axyOa)

Back at you, Mr. Cougar!

We need to get together and plan some kind of informal local MoMe soon, just because.

Oh, and Insless. Spit in his eye.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 06:13 AM (sy5kK)

1246 Happy Friday. Not so sure about the New year yet. Checked the bank account as I do every morning and received the consolation prize of $600 legal tender for all goods and services.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 01, 2021 06:13 AM (I58tH)

1247 It's redpill78news dot com.
No new one yesterday.


A supplement to x22 for you, or a replacement?

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2021 06:14 AM (fFtVH)

1248

If you go to redpill -
Three bars upper right, then watch in drop down.
News for daily stuff in that drop down.
Comfy Sunday always good, also.
He had long interview with Patrick Byrne 2 or 3 Sundays ago on
C S

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:15 AM (e5f4b)

1249 https://tinyurl.com/y883v3rg
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 05:55 AM (sy5kK)

Pretty sure I posted that song that night (maybe it was FB?). Love the bass part! Fun, fun, fun. Anthony holding it down!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 06:17 AM (rt0xh)

1250

Supplement, t-bird.
Good to "see" ya.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:17 AM (e5f4b)

1251 And you. Yeah, I tend to spend much more time out in the real news these days. There's so much out there.

Posted by: t-bird at January 01, 2021 06:19 AM (CTJwJ)

1252 Ugh, that link for PA.

Nearly two months after the election, and this is the first anyone thought to check whether the number of ballots counted was anywhere near the number of voters recorded as voting.

Being off by 200k suggests the commies couldn't even be bothered to backfill the records in some way. Lazy mfers.

Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 06:21 AM (kOpft)

1253 Being off by 200k suggests the commies couldn't even be bothered to backfill the records in some way. Lazy mfers.
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 06:21 AM (kOpft)

or panicked mf-ers

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 06:22 AM (rt0xh)

1254 Yeah, @1213 Eddie Van Halen is the original remastered, of "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love".
The thing about YouTube is that another version comes up later that you've never heard.

I present Van Halen Live, from Tokyo in 2013. David Lee Roth, lead vocals. 35 years after the first release. Eddie was absolutely in the starting team, with Hendrix, Clapton, Page, etc.
https://tinyurl.com/y4pt9yu6

If you are still awake, this will keep you up. If you are on the east coast and just waking up, you won't need coffee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 06:24 AM (sy5kK)

1255 1232 Hate has a home here. And a bed, water, and food.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 05:55 AM (5QBw6)

HATRED GROWING STRONGER
NONE SURVIVE MY WRATH

Posted by: Slayer at January 01, 2021 06:24 AM (RnjQi)

1256 1252 Ugh, that link for PA.

Nearly two months after the election, and this is the first anyone thought to check whether the number of ballots counted was anywhere near the number of voters recorded as voting.

Being off by 200k suggests the commies couldn't even be bothered to backfill the records in some way. Lazy mfers.
Posted by: Methos at January 01, 2021 06:21 AM (kOpft)

OOOOOPSIE!!!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 01, 2021 06:26 AM (RnjQi)

1257 I am heartsick at the direction my beloved country is headed, due to the machinations of the left.

Even more so by the inaction of the people I helped put in charge of administrating our government to rectify the issue.

It's becoming very apparent that the people who took the oath to protect and defend our Constitution against all enemies, foreign or domestic will have to fulfill that oath--by whatever means proves necessary.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 01, 2021 06:27 AM (KATBx)

1258

Yes, I spend most of my online time elsewhere.
When I'm here it's to get the chance to say hi to and chat with maybe a dozen or so commenters.
And I think I may have at least somewhat lost a "major" one of those after an email explaining why I'll probably never make a "major" mo-me.
I got no reply to that one but did get one urging me to get to a doc about back, shoulder and arm pain. Was so very glad to get that one.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:28 AM (e5f4b)

1259 If you are still awake, this will keep you up. If you are on the east coast and just waking up, you won't need coffee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 01, 2021 06:24 AM (sy5kK)

love it! Thanks to the horde for making a slow, dragging night at work more bearable. Went from ZZ Top > Blondie & now VH all starting off with links from the Horde Mind!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 01, 2021 06:29 AM (rt0xh)

1260 12/31/2020

U.K. Completes Exit From European Union

12/31/2024

Texas Completes Exit From Republic of North America

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:32 AM (5QBw6)

1261 ffs

Biden Wants a New Secret Service Detail, Claiming He Fears Trump Loyalists

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:34 AM (5QBw6)

1262 rhennigantx,

At this point, I'd support it, even though I'm behind enemy lines in the Austin of the north.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:35 AM (VDbGO)

1263
"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love



https://tinyurl.com/y883v3rg

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg"
Thanks LCD,,, not only was the VH a great jump back in time, there
was also a 8mm video of "Wolfie the grunt" on a mission in nam... good stuff.

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 06:36 AM (kq199)

1264 Biden needs to fear Kamala not the SS. Morning Horde.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 01, 2021 06:36 AM (PgmdM)

1265 Written a few times I think BREXIT would be alot easier for them with Trump, I have feeling the Communists are going to try and make it painful for them.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 06:36 AM (Cxk7w)

1266 Scientists Unsure How New Strain Will Affect Pandemic

BS we are up to 40 diff strains.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:36 AM (5QBw6)

1267 Catch Thirty-Thr33,

If CommieCrats pack the courts, ACB's legal "backbone" won't matter one whit. She'll be on the losing side of every ruling, exactly where conservatives are eternally supposed to be.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:37 AM (VDbGO)

1268 ha!

Apple removed 39,000 game apps on its China store Thursday, the biggest removal ever in a single day, as it set year-end as deadline for all game publishers to obtain a license.
The takedowns come amid a crackdown on unlicensed games by Chinese authorities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:38 AM (5QBw6)

1269 Yep, it was one incredibly f'd up year, ending with my home being wiped out by a hurricane. Problem is, I fear this year is going to be worse.

Posted by: fly at January 01, 2021 06:39 AM (zoiGB)

1270 Happy New Year 2021

Praying for peace and prosperity.

Expecting chaos, violence, and decline.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 01, 2021 06:39 AM (EZebt)

1271 1261 Biden wanting new Secret Service detail. SS top cop should send him a note "If we wanted you dead, you would already be dead". Keep the senile bastard sleeping with one eye open.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 01, 2021 06:39 AM (I58tH)

1272 The US Supreme Court decision in respect to Pennsylvania election regulations (specifically concerning deadlines for receiving mail-in ballots) where Amy recused herself, and the SC vote was 4-4, is briefly written up here. The case was heard on Wednesday, October 28th; Amy's first day at the Supreme Court was Tuesday, October 27th.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybudathm

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 06:40 AM (Li1iO)

1273 bill in arkansas,

Keep Paste-Eatin' Joe away from female SS agents.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:41 AM (VDbGO)

1274 m,

I had it wrong.

Still don't know why ACB decided to recuse herself. Between that and John Roberts' treachery, they truly screwed America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:42 AM (VDbGO)

1275 Keep Paste-Eatin' Joe away from female SS agents.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:41 AM (VDbGO)

oh they love seeing h old wrinkled dick at the pool!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:44 AM (5QBw6)

1276

Sam, unless I'm mis-remembering (highly possible), SG County?
OS County here. Much, much better.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:44 AM (e5f4b)

1277 1274 m,

I had it wrong.

Still don't know why ACB decided to recuse herself. Between that and John Roberts' treachery, they truly screwed America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:42 AM (VDbGO)

I'm just looking for details. The article I cited is anti-Trump, and I'm not thrilled about that, but it gave me the dates, which I didn't have.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 06:47 AM (Li1iO)

1278 My take on 2021. Today is your day of respite to spend time with friends & family, enjoy food & drink. Tomorrow will be a continuation of 2020. I however start feeling the sting when my beloved Fighting Irish are being pummeled by AL around 4:15pm. Hopefully, that sting will be appeased by Clemson clobbering The OH State later in the day.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 01, 2021 06:47 AM (PgmdM)

1279 Sundowner has slipped up a few times now admitting its Ho Harris's administration, he knows he is temporary.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 06:48 AM (Cxk7w)

1280 haha!

On Jan. 1, China, Cuba, and Russia will become members of the U.N. Human Rights Council.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:50 AM (5QBw6)

1281 Teej,

Dallas County, where John "Let 'em go" Creuzot is the District Attorney. John won't bother to prosecute anyone for theft under $750. This means the police won't respond, or won't do anything about it if they do. By the way, we're seriously short on police, and our murder rate is through the roof. This is now one of the most dangerous cities in America.

Exactly how our liberal city and county government want it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:51 AM (VDbGO)

1282 AZ voters

Registered at commercial addresses, especially Churchs Chicken

Registered using Schools, car lots, and sports arenas addresses

Street names that just do not exist in any Arizona records

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:53 AM (5QBw6)

1283

Like I said, highly possible.
Now who was that commenter from 5 or more years ago that was in Wichita?
Ah well.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 06:54 AM (e5f4b)

1284
". Keep the senile bastard sleeping with one eye open.

Posted by: bill"

Yeah Bill,, put that ol southern sheriff the pedo was rubbing his knee
in charge... I'm sure he'd like to make pedo's life asleep as uncomfortable
as that was...

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 06:54 AM (kq199)

1285 1281 Teej,

Dallas County, where John "Let 'em go" Creuzot is the District Attorney. John won't bother to prosecute anyone for theft under $750. This means the police won't respond, or won't do anything about it if they do. By the way, we're seriously short on police, and our murder rate is through the roof. This is now one of the most dangerous cities in America.

Exactly how our liberal city and county government want it.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:51 AM (VDbGO)

Progs hate private property and small business.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 06:55 AM (5QBw6)

1286 1285 rhennigantx,

"Progs hate private property and small business."

Yes, they do.

It's just unbelievable. He's openly encouraging theft up to $749.99, and telling the police to stand down if they encounter it.

Not ALL businesses are owned by conservatives. How in God's name are people like this getting elected?

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 07:00 AM (VDbGO)

1287 Yes, they do.

It's just unbelievable. He's openly encouraging theft up to $749.99, and telling the police to stand down if they encounter it.

Not ALL businesses are owned by conservatives. How in God's name are people like this getting elected?
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 07:00 AM (VDbGO)

Interesting that greed is good when one steals from a business but greed is bad when business need to make a profit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 01, 2021 07:02 AM (5QBw6)

1288 Going to go try to get a few hours sleep. My apologies for the ranting. Just wishing I still lived in a sane version of America.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 07:02 AM (VDbGO)

1289
"Progs hate private property and small business.

Posted by: rhennigantx"
Exactly Rhennigants,,, Burlington , city where Bernie the Red got his start
just annulled all law pertaining to landlords collecting rent from

delinquents.. the city gov will decide if you get the money or get the shaft..

Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2021 07:06 AM (kq199)

1290 1288 Going to go try to get a few hours sleep. My apologies for the ranting. Just wishing I still lived in a sane version of America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 07:02 AM (VDbGO)

I didn't think you ranted. I learned a lot.

Posted by: m at January 01, 2021 07:06 AM (Li1iO)

1291 With murder rates going through the roof in every large city that will continue starting the year so next year will be astronomical.
Welcome to the Socialists utopia

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 07:06 AM (Cxk7w)

1292 Sleep the sleep of the just and pain free, Sam.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 01, 2021 07:07 AM (e5f4b)

1293 Made a new firewood sawhorse yesterday, 2 Xs connected, should go out and fire up the chainsaw as soon as done breakfast.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 07:09 AM (Cxk7w)

1294 NOOD

Posted by: creeper at January 01, 2021 07:09 AM (XxJt1)

1295 Good thought provoking stuff this morning

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2021 07:10 AM (Cxk7w)

1296 I was not a Carpenters fan back in the day, but Karen had a transcendently beautiful voice.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at January 01, 2021 07:18 AM (aPEGW)

1297 "I'm astounded by the gutless, spineless, scared little girl Amy Coney-Barrett, too."

I'm not. I said she was an empty squish when she was on the short list for the previous opening. I've gotten fairly good at reading these types even from a distance.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 01, 2021 07:20 AM (H8Bf9)

1298 Day 1 of a brand new year. I plan to put it to good use.

Happy New Year to all the Horde.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 01, 2021 07:34 AM (BFWvf)

1299 Still don't know why ACB decided to recuse herself. Between that and John Roberts' treachery, they truly screwed America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 01, 2021 06:42 AM (VDbGO)

Pious Catholics in government leadership positions never seem to put the American citizen first. Bono loved Rick Santorum because Rick loved sending US taxpayer money to Africa. ACB, Kavanaugh, Pence ... have they rebuked the ridiculous Pope or in any way slowed down the avalanche of taxpayer money flowing to the RCC?

Trump really should have listened to Ron DeSantis and nominated the woman whose family fled Castros Cuba. Yes, Catholic, but with life experience outside of the US that taught her how precious this nation is, and that it is worth fighting to protect.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 01, 2021 01:27 PM (YkawN)

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