aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Quarantine Cafe: A Wintry Mix Edition
Flu of 1918. Covid 19. pic.twitter.com/XbdU9wNhVe
— Taylor Day (@TABYTCHI) December 27, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:20 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:21 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:21 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: EveR at December 30, 2020 07:21 PM (DsGxB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: CanuckJack at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (RurT5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: CanuckJack at December 30, 2020 07:22 PM (RurT5)
If you have beer, then yes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 07:23 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (bd0Ks)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: The Margins at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 07:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 07:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: clutch cargo with Extra Hysterical Animal Spirit at December 30, 2020 07:25 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Hank Hill at December 30, 2020 07:25 PM (+14/x)
"A study concluding that women who are mentored by men tend to be more successful had to be retracted because you can't say that!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 30, 2020 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2020 07:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 30, 2020 07:28 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:24 PM (Cxk7w)
I have this sentiment as well.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Willie status: not chilly. All comfy cozy here. I finished one little stage of my building project here today, so I am pleased.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:28 PM (mzC78)
Got an e-mail today from Rocket and Doppel's new family. The boys had a calm trip, arrived safely and are settling in well. Poor Doppel, who underwent God knows what, will probably never be an overly affectionate dog but he will love his family in his own way.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:28 PM (mht8P)
Winter fucking sucks.
The end
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Needs work.
- Your High School English Teacher
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (WNgSj)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Winter is icumen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
- Ezra Pound
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bill the Pony at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: April at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (V2Yro)
Michael Bay would've cut right to the 'splosions.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Some Guy From A Python Sketch at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (B4c+V)
Or was that the least information?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (ch6++)
FWIW, in my very humble opinion, you and Her Majesty are racking up points for when it really counts!
Good for y'all!.
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Toni at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 30, 2020 07:27 PM (KZzsI)
They're Italian?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (bd0Ks)
Posted by: Bill the Pony at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (l3+k2)
But not as much as my English teacher.
If you know what I mean.
The end
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
That's......wait. You got head from your high school English teacher?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (/+bwe)
Pretty chilly here, for damn sure. Didnt stop us from spending way too much to get the wifes car smog checked and registered, though.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (7DJtA)
Nurses doing a dance routine does not make me think Wuhan Flu is something to take seriously.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (wGxSf)
_________
Don't be a Science(TM) denier. Stay home, stay safe. Wear your mask. All the time. Avoid crowds. Lock yourself in a room. For the next ten years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: EveR at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (DsGxB)
You're not supposed to ride them.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (JUGX9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 07:31 PM (V2Yro)
41 and misting in DFW, currently.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Iasonas at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (ZMtsZ)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (WNgSj)
You are too rational because every life is precious...
unless it is an unborn child!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:35 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
- Ezra Pound
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (mht8P
That's Owebama-esque poetry, right there.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (7DJtA)
Imagine the uproar at the sound of a can opener.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Iasonas at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (ZMtsZ)
LOOK AT ME!!!!! I'M A HERO!!!!!
WORKING TO THE BONE!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Do you know who else liked explosions and rockets and exploding rockets?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P)
And for goodness sake, and the safety of us all, wear the mask while driving in your own car and at all times when outdoors in parks.
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (mzC78
Or a spotted mail carrier.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (7DJtA)
Imagine the uproar at the sound of a can opener.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (mzC7
----
"Squirrel!!!"
*300 dogs race to window*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (mzC7
That would be dog eat dog.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (mht8P
I'm trying to convince people that putting your head in a plastic bag is the only way to prevent 'rona.
It's only worked twice.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)
*300 dogs race to window*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Where? where? *hobbles to window*
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:36 PM (0QYMt)
---
I aim for the moon but sometimes I hit London!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
If things were so dire with the plandemic, they'd be working their asses off.
As I watched bits of the Georgia hearing today, I was struck that if it was on MSM (ha!) or reversed and Dims were impacted, things would be different. There would be widespread horror of foreign countries controlling the voting machines!!! Fake ballots!!!
Remember the dim word, "Disenfranchised?"
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Deplorable Chumpett at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 07:38 PM (JKNZq)
"Squirrel!!!"
*300 dogs race to window*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
_________
*house capsizes*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:38 PM (mht8P)
#STAYSAFE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - who said asymptomatics have never been a major disease vector at December 30, 2020 07:38 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2020 07:38 PM (FhXTo)
Sometime before my 29th birthday growing up in Newark, it was kind of a thing to unscrew the handle from a grocery store shopping cart (I have a vague memory of a 1/2" socket for the task)...anywho, you wrap that sumbitch in electrical tape and keep it under your driver seat...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: T.O.P. at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (g741k)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (0QYMt)
The star of Electric Boogaloo est morte.
The chair is against the wall
John has along mustache
GO GO GO
I wonder if the "helpers" at my struggle sessions will have a sense of humor....
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (Wm5SB)
Hey, we've had the useless TSA and Security Theater for 20 years without much complaint. Why not masks and social distancing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
The official trailer.
https://youtu.be/YUSSUpTGhZw
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: T.O.P. at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (g741k)
It's connected to the thigh bone?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (JKNZq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycacg3mp
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (aWno5)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2020 07:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: T.O.P. at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (g741k)
Scotch or bourbon?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (axyOa)
Bourbon.
Scotch sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Re 1918 vs 2020: in fairness, mass media didn't have nearly the same presence in people's lives in 1918 that it does today.
In fact today's media,its omnipresence and intrusiveness, would have likely been unfathomable to people in 1918. Today's media is overwhelming.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (4vNgL)
Scotch or bourbon?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (axyOa)
-----------
Seeing as how you were Army, I figured you for a Zima guy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (5WpEK)
Just get a 24" half-inch drive flex handle, complete with a socket sized to fit the lug nuts on your car. Anyone who has ever attempted to change a tire with the pitiful lug wrench provided by the manufacturer will appreciate the usefulness of such. And, grabbed by either end, makes a very fine club, too. Easy to wipe the blood and hair off chrome.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (mzC78)
I really want to know.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (JKNZq)
what is love.
Baby don't hurt me. No mo....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yogi at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (axyOa)
-----------
Seeing as how you were Army, I figured you for a Zima guy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
And that, your honor, is when the fight started.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 07:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 07:45 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 07:45 PM (l9m7l)
Re 1918 vs 2020: in fairness, mass media didn't have nearly the same presence in people's lives in 1918 that it does today.
_________
Read the biographies of people of that time. The Spanish Flu barely registers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
If they grab the socket end it will come off and you can bludgeon the surprised look off their face.
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (aWno5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 07:43 PM (4vNgL)
I know a nurse who is one of the most outgoing and positive people you will ever meet and she is totally burned out
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
And in the 50s at night. In the sun, day-time, still feels like high 70s.
But my winter sports are kaput. Rink is still closed, of course ("take shelter!!"), so no hockey, still. And I doubt, even if some snow shows up in the Sierras, that with all the idiocy I will feel like traveling to it. Boring.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (lgiXo)
I understand his entire vocabulary.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycacg3mp
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 07:41 PM (kOpft)
But there's no evidence of any fraud being committed anywhere of anyone's vote.
- BiNO
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (2DOZq)
Have you heard of the movie, Roar? Almost the exact same thing.
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
What AOP said!
Keep it under the front seat, but do not put grip tape on it for plausible deniability purposes!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)
---------
Was it over when the Italians bombed the Alamo?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: vizzy at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (R/9t3)
The Alamo wasn't us-a Italians, that was the Frenchies!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)
I saw that live and gathered they had hacked the WiFi network, not thru the Internet. Was that not the case?
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (aWno5)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
Some of the neighbors got sick and died, but spring planting seems to be going well!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Duke, I'll give ya a call when I do the cosmos.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (2DOZq)
------------
I've got something to say!
It's better to burn out,
Than to fade away!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Probably.
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM (5WpEK)
Hi Doc! Agreeing with Joe Kidd's disclaimer, my dad used to always do 2 things: he kept a new ax handle in a paper bag under the driver's seat in his truck. I think he even had the old receipt in the bag and would occasionally actually use the handle when he would have to replace it on a tool, but he always would buy another and stash it under the seat.
Whenever we travelled, my dad would go out early in the morning and buy a newspaper. He carried it rolled up in his back pants pocket. I finally figured out why when he used it on gypsies who were trying to pickpocket him.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, AKA Helen of Troy, Elect! at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 07:52 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 07:52 PM (4vNgL)
I don't understand what it is about nurses and the need to make insipid dance videos.
Youse know dat heroes work deah?
Nice blog youse guys got. Shame if sumtin' would happen to it...
Posted by: Nurses Local 382 at December 30, 2020 07:52 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (Cxk7w)
I certainly hope you righteously chastised him for daring to breath outdoors!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 07:53 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 30, 2020 07:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Iasonas at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (ZMtsZ)
Nursing used to be a serious vocation. Nurses used to be serious professionals with (at least) public decorum and adult manners.
Posted by: Flyover...sick unto death of communists and their Teh Coup (tm) at December 30, 2020 07:55 PM (Rbu5d)
But not as much as my English teacher.
If you know what I mean.
The end
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
That's......wait. You got head from your high school English teacher?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I wish I did. I had an insanely hot English teacher one summer. Her Southern accent did not hurt. Now, if only she showed uo to class in a pencil skirt...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 07:55 PM (RnjQi)
I saw that live and gathered they had hacked the WiFi network, not thru the Internet. Was that not the case?
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 07:50 PM (aWno5)
You can hack a router through the internet and gain access to the network that way. That might've been what was done, here.
Posted by: Dr. Prothonotary Warbler, GED at December 30, 2020 07:55 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (VNmG1)
Interestingly, in the Senate races, the late dictator was beating Sen. Loeffler with 59% of the vote and also beating Sen, Perdue by 59%
Sec. of State Raffensperger pledged to ratify the results "rapidamente".
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Hey, If They Can Manufacture Votes All Night, We Can Manufacture the Ne at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Dictionary Dot Commie at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (+TU1Z)
Posted by: 300 Dogs at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Dictionary Dot Commie at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
"Burn out" is a religious ritual performed with a car on blacktop.
Posted by: Cruisin' Main Street at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: T.O.P. at December 30, 2020 07:39 PM
One of the bones connected to the thigh bone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (uz+FI)
#STAYSAFE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - who said asymptomatics have never been a major disease vector at December 30, 2020 07:38 PM (HBEnm)
#we'reallinthistogether
Posted by: Flyover...sick unto death of communists and their Teh Coup (tm) at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, backstabs base at December 30, 2020 07:59 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Dictionary Dot Commie at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
-----------
Ok, I'm as fucked up as a Mick on payday. Better?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 07:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM
I thought H&Ks were German?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 07:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 300 Dogs at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
This is actually frightening.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Dr. Prothonotary Warbler"
You can also hack a WiFi network that is not attached to the internet. I just want to be clear on how it was accessed, and what they were able to see. In the hearing something was mentioned about a thermostat.
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (aWno5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (5WpEK)
They work for changing wheels, but make a lousy club.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Dr. Prothonotary Warbler"
You can also hack a WiFi network that is not attached to the internet. I just want to be clear on how it was accessed, and what they were able to see. In the hearing something was mentioned about a thermostat.
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (aWno5)
I do remember someone mentioning a thermostat, come to think of it.
Posted by: Dr. Prothonotary Warbler, GED at December 30, 2020 08:01 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Michelle at December 30, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 08:02 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Dictionary Dot Commie at December 30, 2020 07:56 PM (H5knJ)
"Burn out" is a religious ritual performed with a car on blacktop.
Posted by: Cruisin' Main Street at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (/+bwe)
Burn-outs were the dopeheads at school.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 30, 2020 08:02 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (s0pjO)
I have a friend who used to wear them, back in the day. All I can say is, her husband is a dumbass.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:02 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Eromero
-----
Steyr?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:03 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: Michelle at December 30, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
and came in 3rd for most admired man.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
Nothing nastier than a goose.
Fuck those things.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (uz+FI)
Nurse back to health, fatten up, oven.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:03 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 08:03 PM (4vNgL)
Nothing nastier than a goose.
Fuck those things.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2020 07:58 PM (uz+F
We hatched a batch of goose eggs a while back. One egg hatched a day and a half late. The gosling was rejected by the other earlier hatchlings and ended up imprinting on me. It was exactly like a puppy. When it grew up, it was exactly like a lab. I'd come home from work and he would sprint from wherever he was to get petted and sit in my lap. Only bird I ever cared about.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 08:03 PM (s0pjO)
Doorbell!!
Posted by: 300 Dogs at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (l3+k2)
This is actually frightening.
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (VNmG1)
++++
LOL. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (66BnU)
2020 - 208,000 have died of Wuhan Flu out of a population over 350 million.
So yeah the Spanish Flu was far deadlier on a percentage of population basis and numbers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (+TU1Z)
Posted by: Dr. Prothonotary Warbler
-----
Probably not my Honeywell mercury models.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Michelle at December 30, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
Honey, it was the Gallop Poll.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 30, 2020 08:05 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:05 PM (p4TJo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 07:57 PM (s0pjO)
Pencil skirts just go to show that the word "skirt" is so beautiful that anything associated with it becomes just as beautiful.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 30, 2020 08:07 PM (Reiyl)
I swear I'm having trouble comprehending how insane these a-holes are. I don't think it's denial on my part I think its just utter disbelief. WTF is their endgame exactly or are they just shooting from the hip(?)
Posted by: JROD at December 30, 2020 08:07 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:04 PM (OqQva)
The Honeywell Round. I wonder what fraction of them are still in daily use? My Alberta house has two.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:07 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM
I'm going to skirt the rules on January 6th.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 30, 2020 08:07 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (p4TJo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM (RnjQi)
Do dames like it when you call them "skirts"? I can't remember the rules.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: windbag at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (M9qxJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM
And quickly too, in the lick of time.
Posted by: Ariana Grande at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JROD at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM (0jZnq)
Complete control over all the population.
If the voters are dead broke they are completely dependent on the Gov.
As such they are completely controllable.
Game, set, match.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I installed a "smart" thermostat years ago, but I'm still keeping the Honeywell as a backup.
Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (87oRe)
Winter fucking sucks.
The end"
Yes it does. Go to work it's dark. Go home it's dark. Sucks.
Posted by: Bosk at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:07 PM (mzC7
My last 2 at work died this year.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (p4TJo)
So far the only verified info, corpses, points to US Army training camps in Kansas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (+TU1Z)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (t+qrx)
Sounds like the musical "Guys and Dolls"
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2020 08:10 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (t+qrx)
+++++
Doesn't bother me. There are worse things. Much worse things.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------
Same here. The house also has a multitude of mercury wall switches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: Sponge
I saw Spotted Mail Carrier open for the Red Stripes.. oh, never mind. Just not feeling it.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Five Golden Rings Day
at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (ek7rN)
today. So, we will see.
How ya'll survive up North is a mystery, but we admire you.
Posted by: Sal at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (KTdeA)
- BiNO
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 30, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
And any suggestion that Dominion is part of the steal is Qanon conspiracy crazy talk.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Da9Bj)
*cheers*
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 08:12 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Six Geese a-Laying Day
at December 30, 2020 08:12 PM (ek7rN)
Posted by: JROD at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM
They got little hooves
Little eyes
They walk around brayin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform horseshoes on their nasty little feet
Posted by: Randy Newman at December 30, 2020 08:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (lgiXo)
I've had 7 beers and 2 shots of Patron silver. Still typing ok.
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:13 PM (p4TJo)
His breath smelled of drink and the truth was not in him.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2020 08:13 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You could use a Twisted Tea instead. Reasonably effective.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (+TU1Z)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (87oRe)
Until they get to part two: fixing overpopulation.
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (kOpft)
Kansas.
Posted by: G'rump928
-------
There's a China, KS?
Well, why not...there's a Denmark, SC, and a Norway, and a Sweden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (OqQva)
"wintery mix" is the last pathetic choice for a forecast from a weather service devoid of any confidence in its ability to forecast anything.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (+TU1Z)
How much is it up to now?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Da9Bj)
There is in fact no such thing as Dominion and there never was, stop spreading awful hate-lies.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Michael Bay would've cut right to the 'splosions.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 07:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
You should have asked me, Eris. I would have told you! Pro tip: Don't ever watch Intolerance unless you've got three hours of your life you want to throw away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (lgiXo)
I've had 7 beers and 2 shots of Patron silver. Still typing ok.
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:13 PM (p4TJo)
Way ahead of me. Two shots of Tito's vodka, mixed with lemonade. Yummy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (+TU1Z)
My brother, I feel so sorry for you faced with a rapacious salesman like that, what is a fellow to do?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:06 PM (RnjQi)
I think the hobble skirt was one of the sexiest things ever created.
https://tinyurl.com/ycqjrj8l
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM
Questions that Tater Stelter's wife asks every night?
Posted by: Hands at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)
service devoid of any confidence in its ability to forecast anything.
We could read the classifieds and nobody would be the wiser.
Posted by: Mexican weather girls at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (7DJtA)
I think the hobble skirt was one of the sexiest things ever created.
-------
Is that what Morticia Addams wore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM (+TU1Z)
No, I'm winning tonight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:11 PM (lgiXo)
I've had 7 beers and 2 shots of Patron silver. Still typing ok.
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:13 PM (p4TJo)
Way ahead of me. Two shots of Tito's vodka, mixed with lemonade. Yummy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (mzC7
Two beer Two rum and cokke
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:14 PM
Questions that Tater Stelter's wife asks every night?
Posted by: Hands at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)
I just simultaneously laughed myself a hernia and tossed my churros. Bravo.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (Cus5s)
https://tinyurl.com/ycqjrj8l
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
Looks like something the Taliban would approve of.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (oQ94s)
https://tinyurl.com/ycqjrj8l
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (2JVJo)
The pencil skirt was inspired by the hobble skirt.
And once again, associating the words "pencil" and "hobble" with "skirt" make those words so much better.
(Yeah, it's crazy, but as I am male, I love feminine things, and what is more feminine than a skirt?)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (kOpft)
Comrade, only the productive have value to the collective!
This is the only logical approach to an ordered society!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (87oRe)
And speaking of Irish concerts...
I figured I'd tear myself away for a moment just for all y'all.
I mentioned this a couple time I think sometime back.
If you've never seen Celtic Woman - Live at Slane Castle i could not recommend it any more highly.
I know it used to be on utube. Probably still is.
Time to push play, again.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (02ckt)
two theories:
They promise to have better forecasts when Congress allocates billions for more powerful hardware and software.
A couple generations of Climate Change Doctrine in meteorology schools has so corrupted the models from poor and erroneous assumptions; changing historical data to conform to modern demands; inflating some inputs while removing others, has resulted in forecasting models that no longer work in the real world but do produce results that favor the political agenda.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (oJ2p/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Posted by: George T. at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (p4TJo)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (TdMsT)
service devoid of any confidence in its ability to forecast anything.
---------
Heh. My favorite is, "50% chance of rain". Interprtation: Maybe it will, maybe it won't.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (OqQva)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:18 PM (Cus5s)
If they begin lying, you can sell 'em for big bucks to CNN.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (+TU1Z)
$401,000,000 right now. I just checked the website. The next drawing is Friday night.
It will be a lot more by then.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
George Thurgood!
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (OqQva)
On my drive home from my visit to San Antonio over Christmas, I had the opportunity to drive through London.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:20 PM (OqQva)
Mugsy: It's curtains for you, Rocky! Curtains!
Rocky: Awww, they're adorable!
https://youtu.be/VNCEuc6Ifro
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 08:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 08:17 PM (OqQva)
A modified one, yes. And the "octopus" bottom of the skirt was a separate attachment that was put on whenever a full-length shot of her was filmed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:21 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:12 PM (Da9Bj)
There is in fact no such thing as Dominion and there never was, stop spreading awful hate-lies.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
See? Just like Antifa isn't real either!
Posted by: Joe Biden, is Asshoe, not Elect, but REAL Asshoe at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (8/7u2)
What's going on? Is there snow coming your way? Now that I no longer see the weather channel, I have no idea when I'm supposed to panic.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (sd8p8)
Now is probably an excellent time to invest in a 33" tool extensionl.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (DMUuz)
But, were preoccupied with trying to derail Trump,
and sucking dicks.
Posted by: corky muldoon at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (uSdpa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (+TU1Z)
You would never see me again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:21 PM (87oRe)
It was great, Hrothgar! I bought my tickets to DC, and I'm a new owner of a you-know-what!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 08:15 PM (kOpft)
Comrade, only the productive have value to the collective!
This is the only logical approach to an ordered society!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (87oRe)
Oh, that's easy. Kill all the useless eaters! The elderly just use resources and since they aren't bringing in the income to pay the taxes anymore...well, you think I care about them?
Posted by: Gov Cuomo at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (z3Wsk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:16 PM (mzC7
These are the times I miss having a cocktail. But I don't miss my handle-a-day over-fondness for Titos.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (sd8p
That's the best part of not having a teevee connection. Not remembering you're supposed to.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:24 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (sd8p
The default setting is "REEEEE! We are all gonna die! Oh Noes."
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:24 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:24 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (p4TJo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:24 PM (sd8p
I know, right???
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (CWMF2)
I keep it in the freezer. So it's out of sight. Mostly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:09 PM (yQpMk)
She's been porking up for quite some time now.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: windbag at December 30, 2020 08:08 PM (M9qxJ)
Live through 2020 he says! The bloody Twenty-Second Century is already in my sights, ya' bleedin' American poofs.
Posted by: Keith Richards at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (AMIL/)
If I had a nickel for every time I've said that. . .
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:26 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:24 PM (sd8p
What caliber did you lose ?
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:26 PM (p4TJo)
But, were preoccupied with trying to derail Trump,
and sucking dicks.
Posted by: corky muldoon at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (uSdpa)
Don't forget garage nooses. Noosi?
Speaking of FBI, I'm rewatching the Twin Peaks third season. I can't explain exactly why, but it's much more enjoyable this time than it was first time around.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:26 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (yQpMk)
Weatherdolt: "We're gonna stay up all night watching this system for you!"
Audience: ** swoons **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: 300 dogs at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (63Dwl)
What caliber did you lose ?
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:26 PM (p4TJo)
I'm very new, so I may get terminology wrong, but 9mm?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
Most excellent, I am sure this will prove to be a wise investment in troubled times!
And it is good that you will be a participant in the festivities, we need all hands on deck!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
NO!!!! I WANT IT TO SNOW!!!! YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS FOR SAN ANTONIO TO GET SNOW?????? I AM GOING TO PREDICT SNOW EVEN IF THERE IS A 0.000000001% CHANCE OF IT!!!
(Or at least I did before I retired...)
Posted by: Steve Browne, KSAT meteorologist at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
I am so very sorry for your loss heh
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (p4TJo)
Audience: ** swoons **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Last night one of the weather guys was in his backyard (I guess he can't go into the studio or he'll die of Flu Manchu) to let us know it was snowing out. I hadn't noticed that by looking out the window.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
That is so sad. But blessings to you that you can give comfort to those sweet doggies.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)
I am so sorry to hear this, Jewells.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (7DJtA)
and sucking dicks.
Posted by: corky muldoon at December 30, 2020 08:22 PM (uSdpa)
A proper bureaucracy has priorities, my good man!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:30 PM (87oRe)
I am so very sorry for your loss heh
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (p4TJo)
I know.
It sucks that I never got to try it out.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Keith Richards at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (AMIL/)
You many not remember this, but it was announced that Prof. Neil Peart died on the 10th of January. He in fact died on the 7th of January.
That explains why, in the vicinity of Keith Richards's home, there was a violent electrical storm on the 7th of January. Not to mention all glass shattered within a ten mile radius of his home.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (RnjQi)
they could at least be neutral, and unintelligible ... 100% improvement over CNN.
I'd never heard of Tito's vodka, but just became a Sam's Club member and bought some ... glad to hear it is good stuff. If I like it, might be good to have a couple (several?) cases for the apocalypse. Might be a better investment than dollars or gold. A couple shots is about all I can handle, certainly all I need.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)
My tax guy approves!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:25 PM (em79L)
I'm going to assume they didn't actually dress that way, but Hollowood used such costumes as an end-around the Hayes code. That natives could wear such things, whereas white women could not.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (oQ94s)
And it is good that you will be a participant in the festivities, we need all hands on deck!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM (87oRe)
I hope you are going to be there, and I'll get to see you, Hrothgar.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (TdMsT)
I'm so sorry, Jewells. Poor things. They give everything and ask nothing in return.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (oQ94s)
National Geographic does the same thing.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:32 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:30 PM (TdMsT)
Never buy a canoe with an instruction manual that says, "In times of crisis, OPEN bilge petcock!"
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:33 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
The Sooners might win a bowl game? Now 2020 is getting way too weird.
Posted by: Keith Richards at December 30, 2020 08:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (7DJtA)
Worse, if Mr. Cantore is broadcasting live from your town, or neighborhood.
(TWC sent one of their biggest dorks to Midland to cover the storm. Why couldn't they have sent Stephanie Abrams? Honestly, we do not see her nearly enough on TWC.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:33 PM (RnjQi)
I know. It's a small comfort that her last several months she was surrounded by love and caring.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (em79L)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (xypzc)
It has been mutating since the very beginning.
https://www.gisaid.org/epiflu-applications/phylodynamics/
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (k1YtK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (s0pjO)
If the rock is wet, it's raining.
If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is out.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (l6b3d)
Never heard of it... is it in English? I don't think I could handle a claymation movie with french subtitles.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:35 PM (oQ94s)
Sadly, Ladyl, it looks like other events, beyond my control, have precluded my attendance at this once in a lifetime event!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
That one always cracks me up.
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 08:37 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Bosk at December 30, 2020 08:37 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
The election is next Tuesday. The political ads are non-stop. So on Wednesday, Georgians will finally get a reprieve.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:37 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
Their leadership are fags and their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:37 PM (p4TJo)
Chain + Padlock. Chain should be about as long as your forearm.
Bandana with a 1 oz fishing sinker.
Pipe wrench or several crescent wrenches ziptied into a small umbrella
6 cell Maglite
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 08:38 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (sd8p
\
Amazingly, Comrade Sharon, there will be NOTHINK to see here!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:38 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (xypzc)
Posted by: lin-duh
I cut it three times, and it's still too short!
Posted by: just the punchline at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
What do you want to know?
Posted by: Josef Dzugashvili at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
it's on my mind
Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (zZxh0)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:34 PM (Br0CP)
---------
Bulldogs are already out.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 08:28 PM (l6b3d)
Never heard of it... is it in English? I don't think I could handle a claymation movie with french subtitles.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:35 PM (oQ94s)
It's french and in subtitles but it seemed to work well and not be distracting. I think dubbing wouldn't work because of the expressiveness of the voice actors.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (oQ94s)
National Geographic does the same thing.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:32 PM (7DJtA)
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, something similar along those lines.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 08:38 PM (d1uFV)
Got one at an estate sale. it is a treasured addition to the slot next to the driver's seat!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (xypzc)
OOOPSIE!!!!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (RnjQi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM
What's inside it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Iasonas at December 30, 2020 07:34 PM (ZMtsZ)
--You want to know who's winning? Who's getting big paychecks and OT and bonuses?
Just look at who is telling jokes, dancing, and telling everyone else how to behave.
Notice there are no video's of waitresses or shopkeepers dancing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (p4TJo)
An uncovered hacking cough as an area denial (A2/AD) weapon.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (8ROWA)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (Cxk7w)
What's inside it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (DMUuz)
Transphobe over here!! Cancel him!!!
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (7DJtA)
they could at least be neutral, and unintelligible ... 100% improvement over CNN.
I'd never heard of Tito's vodka, but just became a Sam's Club member and bought some ... glad to hear it is good stuff. If I like it, might be good to have a couple (several?) cases for the apocalypse. Might be a better investment than dollars or gold. A couple shots is about all I can handle, certainly all I need.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (Cus5s)
I read on a prepper site many years ago that if you're stocking-up for a SHTF* situation, stash several cases of good whiskey, bourbon, and vodka. And EverClear. Reason: You may be glad to have it for your own use, but the prime reason given is it may be worth a whole lot in a local barter economy.
*Sh!t Hits The Fan
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That's my porn name! I'll sue!
Posted by: B. Obama at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:35 PM (oQ94s)
It's french and in subtitles but it seemed to work well and not be distracting. I think dubbing wouldn't work because of the expressiveness of the voice actors.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (l6b3d)
If it's animated, then obviously everyone's voice is dubbed.
So yeah, I just don't think I'm going to read an animated movie/show.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (oQ94s)
Suggestions?
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (QiDfu)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM
What's inside it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (DMUuz)
Well, I was hoping that would be implied...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (RnjQi)
**shrugs**
Frankly, at this point I think that's the sure bet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
Whenever we travelled, my dad would go out early in the morning and buy a newspaper. He carried it rolled up in his back pants pocket. I finally figured out why when he used it on gypsies who were trying to pickpocket him.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, AKA Helen of Troy, Elect! at December 30, 2020 07:51 PM (8/7u2) "
When I was a yoot I knew a wise old police sergeant who often worked City Hall and the Civic Center in plainclothes and he always carried exactly that. Done it a few times myself in sensitive venues.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 30, 2020 08:43 PM (pmEbq)
Haven't the votes already been cast?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Doesn't matter. That soccer-girl place-kicker won.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (QiDfu)
My favorite recipe uses everything BUT the bark.
Posted by: Barry at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
Suggestions?"
I like a little bark in my soup. I suggest poodle.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (xypzc)
Suggestions?
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:42
Sous vide can do miracles with bark.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:19 PM (RnjQi)
I think that is a violation, garrett, to sock a regular here.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (bbCRQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (2JVJo)
The errata sheet that says Step 5 that states "Open bilge petcock!" before launching should read "CLOSE bilge petcock before launching!"
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2020 08:45 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: ALH
Yeah, that is what I thought about the Joe Namath medicare adds. I now despise that man.
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 08:45 PM (wR3DP)
optics ready
$600
https://bit.ly/3hwAik6
Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (i0wNm)
That's a very good price
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 30, 2020 08:45 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:45 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:42 PM (QiDfu)
Wishbark Soup: tepid water, and you wish you had bark.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 08:45 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (oQ94s)
Theoretically it does not have a taste. Grey Goose was sued for their tag line you can taste the difference.
BUT - Tito's is good and I can taste the difference. But since vodka is pretty much always mixed I go with a brand called Burnett's.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:27 PM
You're doing fine, Grasshopper. When you can put words like Luger, Parabellum, NATO, Short, Kurz, Browning, Largo, Ultra, Makarov, IMI, Dillon and Winchester behind it, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by: Master Po at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
Haven't the votes already been cast?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
It only matters who counts them
Posted by: Dominion Systems at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2020 08:41 PM (Cxk7w)
Oh Skip, I really needed a good laugh tonight, thanks!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (87oRe)
I'm off work until Monday. I foresee lots of walks and naps in my very near future.
Oh hell, maybe just booze and passing out.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (U2p+3)
For some places, bullets. In others, cocaine bricks.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (Br0CP)
Let me count the ways. Tank, Ratshitberger, Kemp, GOPe candidates, the MFM, Dominion voting machines.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: f'd at December 30, 2020 08:39 PM (xypzc)
OOOPSIE!!!!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:40 PM (RnjQi)
AFAIK, the Governor of AZ is STILL trying to get the Maricopa County (Phoenix) Board of Elections to turn-over ballots and records to the state, for audit. We're doomed if county boards can tell a state Governor to take a hike on state-wide election issues, and make it stick.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Eromero
-----
Never heard of this...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (UUBmN)
optics ready
$600
https://bit.ly/3hwAik6
Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 08:44 PM (i0wNm)
Speaking of which, are reflex optics what all the cool kids are running on their EDCs? I ask because pretty much every manufacturer is putting mounting hardware on their subcompact carry stuff. I thought the issues of battery life, activation, and snag-free draw were still outstanding, but maybe those are solved now. Anybody know about that?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 08:48 PM (t+qrx)
The combined Republican vote for the other Senate seat currently held by Loeffler was 44,000 more than for Warnock.
Early voting has slowed down due to the Christmas holiday.
We'll see what happens.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:48 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:48 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's sorta my plan. It's colder that shit here. Going to be 5 here tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (wR3DP)
Suggestions?
---
If it's keto, I am sure Ace has one.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (Br0CP)
I'm off work until Monday. I foresee lots of walks and naps in my very near future.
Oh hell, maybe just booze and passing out.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (U2p+3)
I've got one more day, then that is also my plan.
Along with cigars.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
What makes you think Bitch wants to keep the Senate? If those two senators "win" (by placing sufficient bribes with Dominion) then he has to block things so he can say he's blocking things when he sends out fundraising blegs. If they lose for whatever reason (Dems pay Dominion more, China says so, voters figure out voting is futile, or some combination), then he gets to go back to making promises about how Repukes will be willing to fight in the *next* congress
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (UUBmN)
I run a Trijicon that uses tritium and fiber optics. No batteries necessary.
Then there is Leupold that has a model where the batteries last over a year left on.
Batteries are no factor.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (v1P0j)
use, but the prime reason given is it may be worth a whole lot in a
local barter economy.
*Sh!t Hits The Fan" Posted by: Gref
true dat ... it keeps so well, don't have to worry about mice or rot. I used to drink a lot of beer, quit that for keto a year ago .... with the election insanity, drank my first hard stuff in probably 20 years just a few weeks ago. Investment wise it might be worth a lot in SHTF, but the comfort of a little buzz is useful in stressful times.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (Cus5s)
I'm off work until Monday. I foresee lots of walks and naps in my very near future.
Oh hell, maybe just booze and passing out.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (U2p+3)
Enjoy every moment, {{{Nurse}}}!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (AMIL/)
So, like the Deep State telling a sitting elected President, get effed, we'll still be here when your are long gone?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 08:50 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (LWu6U
Ace will survive longer than most of us. Why do you think he practices not eating?
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:51 PM (QiDfu)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:51 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 30, 2020 08:52 PM (RnjQi)
You're doing fine, Grasshopper. When you can put words like Luger, Parabellum, NATO, Short, Kurz, Browning, Largo, Ultra, Makarov, IMI, Dillon and Winchester behind it, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by: Master Po at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:51 PM (Br0CP)
That was fast.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:53 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: h
Trijicon RMRcc t
4 years
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 30, 2020 08:53 PM (4Jold)
**shrugs**
Frankly, at this point I think that's the sure bet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
Take the bet then.
Me? We're never going away.
Posted by: jsg at December 30, 2020 08:53 PM (p4TJo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 30, 2020 08:53 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:53 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:51 PM (Br0CP)
That was fast.
Posted by: ALH
----
They started hitting accounts last night.
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:54 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Science Guy at December 30, 2020 08:54 PM (r4bSV)
Exactly.
I learned it by reading the HQ for years. The Uniparty is real. And it is much easier to pile up the foreign grift if you are in the minority and giving nightly performances of Failure Theater.
In the Turtle's mind, he is simply maintaining his filthy money streams while dumping his problems on Schumer.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 08:54 PM (3P/5p)
You would think that this would be a direct threat against the Enemedia and campaign consultants if the way to win elections is not by massive ad buys, but outbidding the other party at Dominion's Presidential Sweepstakes Auction.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:55 PM (XSy3m)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:55 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Jonah
Only now do I find out that Mary Ann's last name was Summers. Of course it is.
Ginger the only one left on
Fixed
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Six Geese a-Laying Day
at December 30, 2020 08:55 PM (ek7rN)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 30, 2020 08:55 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 30, 2020 08:49 PM (LWu6U)
---------
Ace hasn't eaten since 1998.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 08:55 PM (kTF2Z)
I wonder if he can also find the ones that have been "adjudicated" away from Trump and for Biden. (so the ballots would be real, but replacements?) Also wondering if some of the fakes were actually printed by proper authorities ... Dems in charge means mutliple ways to cheat. But it sounds pretty hopeful ... Bannon says when one state falls, they all start falling (away from the Dems, back to Trump).
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 08:56 PM (2JVJo)
Brings you down.
Posted by: Ha at December 30, 2020 08:56 PM (QiDfu)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (7DJtA)
So now you know the real reason for the summer riots, it wasn't supposed to win over the voter's hearts and minds, it was to telegraph violence and death against any judge or state official who doesn't rule in favor of China's interests.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (fN93Z)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Br0CP)
only the Kardashians can go to Aspen or Vail Colorado in December and find a way to post bikini pics
Posted by: not a yankee at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (r4bSV)
My Holosun has a 50,000 hour battery. It also has shake awake and auto sleep. 50k hours is 5.7 years. I have no problem spending three bucks for a battery every 5.7 years or so. I've not seen anyone have issues with their draw stroke due to a reflex optic.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (7DJtA)
Buy runner a present
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (4Jold)
----
I'm holding on to mine for when they ask for it back when I file...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 08:58 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 08:58 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: n
why do they have hot tubs?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 30, 2020 08:58 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Br0CP)
wonder how many are ex-pats
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
AFAIK, the Governor of AZ is STILL trying to get
the Maricopa County (Phoenix) Board of Elections to turn-over ballots
and records to the state, for audit. We're doomed if county boards can
tell a state Governor to take a hike on state-wide election issues, and
make it stick.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 08:47 PM (AMIL/)
Nothing says nothing to hid here like we refuse to allow anyone to look at what happened.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 08:59 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:59 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:59 PM (Br0CP)
So, Gilligan?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (4Jold)
You're doing fine, Grasshopper. When you can put words like Luger, Parabellum, NATO, Short, Kurz, Browning, Largo, Ultra, Makarov, IMI, Dillon and Winchester behind it, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by: Master Po at December 30, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)
Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Tell people you have a device that is designed for 9 x 19 mm "inserts." Or 9mm Parabellum. Most will not understand and think you are a gub guru. Then hit them with 5.56 x 45 mm NATO, 7.62 x 39 mm Russian!
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 30
peeps wear swim wear in hot tubs?
I do not
wanna see a pic too?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 30, 2020 09:01 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:01 PM (7DJtA)
This is the first I've heard of surgery that is related to the virus????
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Br0CP)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Br0CP)
She threatened that if they didn't vote for her, she AND her sister would sit on them.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (AMIL/)
I didn't watch the hearing so I'm not sure what he's looking for maybe "mail ins" that never saw the mail?
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:36 PM (Br0CP)
----------------------------
If you've got Netflix, they have old episodes of Jeopardy.
My wife and I watched Jeopardy regularly, and were really hooked when James Holzhauer was on. I hoped others would adopt his style of play, but it wasn't to be.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Br0CP)
To do otherwise would be racist!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 30, 2020 09:01 PM (r4bSV)
-------------
Nope. Nope nope nope
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)
This is the first I've heard of surgery that is related to the virus????
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UUBmN)
Apparently the "procedure" was an infusion with Remdisivir. Maybe they knocked a clot loose and it lodged in his heart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 09:05 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Scooby-Doo at December 30, 2020 09:05 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Br0CP)
What's worse is there are Republicans who are screwing over Republican candidates. A Democrat no matter how corrupt would never do what Ratshitberger is doing to the Republican candidates.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Da9Bj)
They are now using ancient Aztec Medical Procedures.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (TaN9M)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UUBmN)
Probably NOT elective surgery!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 09:08 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 08:00 PM (yQpMk)
---------------------
I've got quite a way to go to retirement, and I'm already burned out. Been thinking I need a total career change, but it's a bit late in the game to make a jump like that, and I've no idea where I'd go, anyway.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:08 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Da9Bj)
Follow the graft!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:09 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2020 09:09 PM (DUIap)
Tell people you have a device that is designed for 9 x 19 mm "inserts." Or 9mm Parabellum. Most will not understand and think you are a gub guru. Then hit them with 5.56 x 45 mm NATO, 7.62 x 39 mm Russian!
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
Um...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
I have 5 1/2 years and it feels like an eternity.
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 09:10 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 09:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:02 PM (UUBmN)
Probably NOT elective surgery!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (87oRe)
Ve had to operate until ve killed ze patient, to know ven ve need to shtop mit der next subject - oopz - I mean der next patient.
Posted by: Dr. Mengele at December 30, 2020 09:10 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 09:10 PM (JKNZq)
The gub'mint giveth and the gub'mint taketh away.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 30, 2020 09:11 PM (W4eKo)
Tell people you have a device that is designed for 9 x 19 mm "inserts." Or 9mm Parabellum. Most will not understand and think you are a gub guru. Then hit them with 5.56 x 45 mm NATO, 7.62 x 39 mm Russian!
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
Um...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
------------------
What? You don't have a 39mm Russian? They were all the rage a few years ago. Kept 'em in a small fish tank filled with vodka.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:11 PM (CAJOC)
What? You don't have a 39mm Russian? They were all the rage a few years ago. Kept 'em in a small fish tank filled with vodka.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:11 PM (CAJOC)
Um...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 09:03 PM (Br0CP)
---
GOP! GOP! Please go add that to the tail of the thread from earlier today for the people just arriving.
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, look at that chin at December 30, 2020 09:12 PM (BRkq2)
People have been paying me quite well for enjoying my hobby.
I find that in my industry, it isn't so much the writing the software, but the understanding the domain, discovering what the client really needs, strategery, architecture and all points between original idea to shrink-wrap.
When I get bored, I find a different industry and domain, and sometimes a major change in location (e.g. Capetown, Kabul, Dresden)
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 30, 2020 09:13 PM (J3Eio)
Pray that your retirement features a little party and best wishes from your colleagues instead of called in and walked out because you're too old and your medical insurance is a cost to the company.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 09:13 PM (mht8P)
Here is a idea, particularly suited for the MOAMoMeS:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaarsnp9
Be sure to read the reviews.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 09:14 PM (em79L)
This is a legitimate reason to reject the electors in the swing states. This is pretty shocking. It is becoming more and more visible to the public. I am an optimist so I am not giving up.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 09:14 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
I've got about seven until I hit 65. Left a full-time job because I could afford part-time, but am getting sick of that, too. A career change wouldn't help, since I don't want to do anything. So until I can figure out how to live on a lot less, I have to keep working.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)
I don't like driving on ice/snow, BUT there's much good to be found in the low temps:
No plant growth = No mowing! No weeding! No edging!
Hooray!!!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2020 09:14 PM (09wCi)
Tell people you have a device that is designed for 9 x 19 mm "inserts." Or 9mm Parabellum. Most will not understand and think you are a gub guru. Then hit them with 5.56 x 45 mm NATO, 7.62 x 39 mm Russian! Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
Um...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Your device uses what is now officially called a 9x19mm cartridge.
5.56x45mm NATO fits into M-16s and AR-15s.
7.62x39mm Russian fits into AK-47s.
Posted by: Gref at December 30, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2020 09:17 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Said nobody ever at December 30, 2020 09:18 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I got out early after being made aware of what they got you on. I asked to be 'separated' with a buyout and I'd agree to not join two active age discrimination class-action suits. It helped that I had an insider feeding me information.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 09:18 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Said nobody ever at December 30, 2020 09:18 PM
I say that quite frequently.
Posted by: Don Lemon at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 30, 2020 09:20 PM (JKNZq)
We have considered something along the lines "furring" to try and fix it but the is the top piece of a large cabinet which is part of the main frame work. Since this is a furniture piece it needs to look good... It is a 96" board so it's hard enough to get square and work with to begin with...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:20 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM (U2p+3)
======='
Me too, nurse. Me too. However, I am okay with that as long as my kids will do better.
Posted by: 6-4-2 at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (auAte)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM (kTF2Z)
lol
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, look at that chin at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
And when charcuterie boards were simply 'a snack'.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM
* side eye at Duke Lowell *
Y'all ain't really 29, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 08:31 PM (Cus5s)
Tito's is good but overpriced for what you're getting. Svedka is a better buy.
Tito's is marketed as handcrafted, and is run through small batch stills but they bring in ADM corn alcohol by rail.... so they were actually sued for misleading advertising.
Anyway I know you didn't ask, but figured I'd share anyway. It is good I just think there are equally good options for cheaper.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (Rvt8
"charcuterie", "Lunchables and a bottle of Boone's Farm"
"tomato", "tomahto..."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 30, 2020 09:22 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 30, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (zZxh0)
Ladyl, just tell people you have a new hand-held wireless pointing device
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2020 09:17 PM (DUIap)
That's a great idea!
I still can't believe I finally did it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: lin-duh
-----
I mean it needs to be 96" but it is only 95 7/8"....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (UUBmN)
Make the rest 1/8 shorter.
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (xypzc)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (IYHxL)
I'm 38 and trying to figure out if I can change careers. It would probably mean going back to school if I wanted to do anything else. I may look to a masters program next year, if I don't end up moving to Austin and signing up for the ACC blacksmithing program.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface
----
i actually considered that....lol! It's becomes too complicated...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:25 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:04 PM (CAJOC)
James Holzhauer was really cool. The best female contestant ever on Jeopardy was named Larissa. I'm not sure if she's the winningest one ever but damn she was good. If she was better on the buzzer she would have done a helluva lot more damage.
Posted by: ... at December 30, 2020 09:26 PM (uTOuH)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
-----
I don't advise Austin but if you do come here let me know. I live here...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: ... at December 30, 2020 09:26 PM (uTOuH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 30, 2020 09:26 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: lin-duh
-----
I mean it needs to be 96" but it is only 95 7/8"....
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (UUBmN)
---------------------
Take off another 1/8 of an inch, put furring strips on either side, and it's no longer a "fix", it's decorative.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:27 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Things Oliver Twist never said at December 30, 2020 09:27 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:27 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Beavis at December 30, 2020 09:28 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
It was only a matter of time!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (UUBmN)
Can you trim all the other shelves down to 95 and 7/8"?
Alternatively, mill an inch-wide rabbet on the end of the short shelf, exactly half the shelf thickness. Then mill a matching rabbet on your offcut, fit them carefully and glue with Gorilla glue, and cut to 96" exactly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:23 PM (TdMsT)
It was only a matter of time!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (87oRe)
I made a promise to myself and I kept it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (em79L)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (9I8OG)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:27 PM (CAJOC)
that's what SHE said.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:31 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 09:31 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT)
At so many levels , you will not regret keeping this promise!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:31 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
----------
And I immediately started singing that song in my head.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Things Oliver Twist never said at December 30, 2020 09:27 PM (W4eKo)
It's a trendy thing for the hot youngs to prance about and "sip."
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, look at that chin at December 30, 2020 09:32 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:19 PM
* side eye at Duke Lowell *
Y'all ain't really 29, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 30, 2020 09:21 PM (DMUuz)
If the track is 29?
Some of us are starting our third lap.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jonah
So, Gilligan?
Posted by: ALH
"Maryann and Ginger for Algernon"
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 09:31 PM (AiZBA)
------------------
At least no one has suggested slapping hot iron to it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
I thought is was Flowers for Algernon. I read that book.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (em79L)
A Master Chief I had the privilege to work with always said "Do it the Navy way, get a bigger hammer!"
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
I'm amazed your comments haven't gotten more traction. This guy seems legit and it would be a viable option to one state falling and they all fall OR Pence not counting.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (em79L)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (7DJtA)
---------
Cliff Robertson was in the movie.
"Charly"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:26 PM (UUBmN)
Heh, thanks. I'm in VA right now, so I figure TX would be a step up. Plus, my current job is telework, so I could theoretically live outside the city and only commute to class in the evenings.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Jonah
So, Gilligan?
Posted by: ALH
"Maryann and Ginger for Algernon"
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
My theory is the Professor really did not WANT off that island. Mr. Howell had Lovey. Skipper and his 'Little Buddy' who SHARED a hut.
Then Professor, who had his own hut, with hotties Mary Anne and GINGER being single?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jonah
So, Gilligan?
Posted by: ALH
That was one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: george thorogood at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (ab0zp)
Alternatively, mill an inch-wide rabbet on the end of the short shelf, exactly half the shelf thickness. Then mill a matching rabbet on your offcut, fit them carefully and glue with Gorilla glue, and cut to 96" exactly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----
I guess we could theoretically use a rabbet or box joints to join 2 boards together to make it longer... We do have lots of end pieces left from the main cuts...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
Weird Al for the win!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (0QYMt)
I'd like to see them try to make blades from an old wrought-iron bed frame. That is miserable, nasty metal. Second choice? Transformer laminations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
I thought is was Flowers for Algernon. I read that book.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (7DJtA)
----------------------
That was such a sad story.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (87oRe)
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks it was meant to be replaced anyway.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Sore muscles and painful rope burns?
/looks confused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jonah at December 30, 2020 08:57 PM (Br0CP)
What's worse is there are Republicans who are screwing over Republican candidates. A Democrat no matter how corrupt would never do what Ratshitberger is doing to the Republican candidates.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 30, 2020 09:06 PM (Da9Bj)
*************
I just finished watching the powerful Georgia hearings and I suggest that everyone take the time and watch it on RSBN on YouTube.
After today I believe that the Republican legislators get that the SOS is corrupt and a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
======
Better not let Fen hear you say that.
Posted by: 6-4-2 at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (auAte)
WASTF
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
----
Which campus is the program at?
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
---
Burn marks and blistering on your palms?
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, look at that chin at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: ALH
I was riffing off your formerly awesome sick-burn "So, Gilligan" since Charlie, of Flowers for Algernon is a drooling idiot. Nevermind....
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
Weird Al for the win!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (0QYMt)
-------------------
I've been watching King of the Hill recently, and just saw an episode where Hank said Weird Al (whom Bobby was trying to emulate) had died.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Eromero at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (em79L)
-----------
Good opportunity to sock the Sooners.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:34 PM (87oRe)
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks it was meant to be replaced anyway.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
Wait a sec. Are you saying you found a Master Chief, in an actual WORK SPACE?
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: klaftern at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 09:36 PM (mzC7
-----------
Not hardenable steel.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
Sounds like you knew the Chief!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:40 PM (87oRe)
Thanks, Ace.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 30, 2020 09:40 PM (VDbGO)
/looks confused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (oHd/0)
Burn marks and blistering on your palms?
Posted by: McConnell blows donors, look at that chin at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Horde Mind at work at December 30, 2020 09:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Dwayne at December 30, 2020 09:40 PM (gtu/X)
Posted by: McConnell blows donors
Without using THE F*CKING HANDLES of the cup!!
Wow, that pretentious shit galls me.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 09:41 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:41 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:41 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dwayne at December 30, 2020 09:40 PM (gtu/X)
Agenda for the day:
Let dog in
Let dog out
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (fLVm1)
----------
Auditioning to be Muldoon's apprentice?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)
It really is.
Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (wR3DP)
Let dog in
Let dog out
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (7DJtA)
You forgot "Repeat"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:43 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 09:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)
The wrought iron is for sure hard. I busted a lot of drill bits trying to drill the shit. Leaf spring stock drills easier.
Transformer iron is very soft. But you might use it for the core of of blade, and clad it with hard steel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 09:44 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:41 PM (KAi1n)
At least the guy got a chance for normalcy once in his life.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:44 PM (7DJtA)
Let dog in
Let dog out
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (7DJtA)
You forgot "Repeat"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar
----
You forgot:
feed dog
let dog out
let dog in
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:44 PM (UUBmN)
Gotta work in Dallas tomorrow. Sleet? Yay.
I have no faith in OU's defense. Lifelong Sooner fan.
Positive note. Tomorrow is our 19th wedding anniversary. I have the best wife a man could ask for. I am very lucky. God knows she deserved a better husband.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 30, 2020 09:45 PM (amG4y)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 30, 2020 09:45 PM (auAte)
Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 09:46 PM (xypzc)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 30, 2020 09:41 PM (KAi1n)
At least the guy got a chance for normalcy once in his life.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:44 PM (7DJtA)
------------------
I don't know. Having it, and then watching it slip away? That might actually be worse.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:46 PM (CAJOC)
Sincere wishes for a great anniversary. FWIW, I think both of you are very lucky!
Congratulations.
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:47 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
Wait a sec. Are you saying you found a Master Chief, in an actual WORK SPACE?
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2020 09:39 PM (oHd/0)
Nope - Camp Dearborn, the city of Dearborn's park and campground. I was employed there while in and just after undergrad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 09:48 PM (0QYMt)
Let dog in
Let dog out
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:42
************
You forgot "Repeat"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar
Posted by: lin-duh
****************
A pet door is a lifesaver.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (l4l/z)
They catch you at the most inopportune times.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 30, 2020 09:50 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (l4l/z)
------------------------
Are you sure you are not watching BET?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 09:50 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (NpAcC)
-------------
Where did all these fucking raccoons come from?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:50 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:42 PM (kTF2Z)
---------
Does it have a dental plan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
----
Not with 300 dogs around...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (l4l/z)
Until we stamp out #White Privilege, no white people shall ever again be portrayed in a positive light or acknowledged to exist!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (l4l/z)
We are in phase two of the de-personing of white people. Mostly by other whites.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (l4l/z)
-------------
The majority of this country is either black, in an interracial relationship, or gay.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)
Riverside.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 30, 2020 09:52 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 09:50 PM (kTF2Z)
My thoughts, exactly
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (7DJtA)
Posted by: Hillaria Baldwin at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (E8JQx)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2020 09:49 PM (KATBx)
IG, you are not alone, I still expect my Toby to appear, grinning as only he could do, and waiting to go outside...
and it has been almost five years and I have Conor as a constant companion!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 09:54 PM (87oRe)
f-ing funniest thing I have seen in a week. Watch it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
-----
Hilarious!!!lololol
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)
anyway. It is good I just think there are equally good options for
cheaper." Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won
thanks ... a friend always gets absolut ... seems pricey for just vodka (other old friends swore they'd have no hangover with absolut, but would with cheaper stuff, idk) I'll check out Svedka ... and Burnetts. I just have the one bottle of Tito's.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Romeo13
He was welded to the deck, ancient half-full coffee cup in his right hand, frozen in time while pointing to a spot the Seaman Recruit had missed painting, petrified bear-claw in his left hand.
Iconic.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 30, 2020 09:24 PM (jOcSX)
Live in Kyle. Buy a house. You will be happy you did in a few years. Not sure about blacksmithing though. Welding apparently pays very well now.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 09:35 PM (fLVm1)
Robertson won best actor - 1969...both the book and movie were pretty sad...
Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (w2LAm)
Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0855 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0289 seconds, 617 records returned.
Page size 282 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)