Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/2/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke


When I was a young kid, I used to go to David’s barber shop on Brighton 9th. David used to whisper to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

So David put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then called me over and asked, "Which do you want, son?"

I would always take the quarters and leave.

"What did I tell you?" said David. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer left, he saw me coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

I licked my cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
H/T Isophorone Blog

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Good fences make good neighbors. The same cannot be said for lighting.

‘Lit up like Wrigley Field:’ Man who aimed 8 flood lights at neighbor’s home can’t beat conviction, $200 fine

A central Pennsylvania man was so annoyed with what he regarded as light pollution from his next-door neighbor’s house that he decided to fully illuminate his displeasure.

So, Joseph McConnell got eight construction-grade floodlights – the kind you see at highway work sites – aimed them at his neighbor’s home and turned them on.

As a police officer who answered the resulting complaint described it, those floodlights caused McConnell’s entire Manheim Township neighborhood to be “lit up like Wrigley Field,” the stadium where the Chicago Cubs play.


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All good things must come to an end. Good bye Fucking, Austria.

A small Austrian village has finally grown tired of its name of Fucking - a name it has held since the 11th century - and officially changed it this week...


Hopefully the Amish won't change anytime soon.............


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Damn squirrels. Woman had her ass kicked by squirrel.

A woman was left covered in blood after being mauled by an aggressive squirrel she likened to an MMA cage fighter. Michelle Frederick, from Queens in New York, still has bruises after the furry rodent launched on her outside the front door of her home last week. Frederick said: ‘We’re wrestling in the snow and there’s blood everywhere and my fingers getting chewed and it won’t let go. Eventually, it just stopped and there I was a big bloody mess.’ She added: ‘You hear someone has been bitten by a squirrel, you’re like “Okay, you got a little nib, what’s the deal?” But this was – this was an MMA cage match! And I lost!’ A security camera captured the gory attack, and showed the squirrel latched on to Frederick’s hand.

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An interesting man and quite the story. Meet one Dynamite Pete.

LOUISVILLE, Neb. — There was a time when dang near everybody in Louisville knew about Dynamite Pete.

If you didn’t spot the shoeless hermit walking into town for supplies, perhaps you heard his 200-year-old Jacob Stainer violin squeaking out “Turkey in the Straw” from the woods. Or maybe you saw him walking on his hands with a bottle of whiskey in his mouth to win a bet.

Legend has it that ol’ Pete, antagonized by a group of railroaders, once lit a stick of dynamite in a South Bend bar and asked, “Which of you kids are man enough to stay and have a drink with me?”

The patrons scattered, and barefoot Pete spat on his dirty fingers, pinched the wick and collected the orphaned beers for himself.

That story dates back more than 70 years. The man — whose real name was Levi Everett — died in 1949.


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Flatulence and matches = Saturday ONT.

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Chicken Nugget consumption champion.

Nela Zisser, the former Miss Earth New Zealand and a medical student, still found time to be an eating champ.

Guinness World Records on Wednesday posted video of her setting the mark for most chicken nuggets consumed in a minute. (Watch the clip below.)

The clip showed Zisser devouring the fast food favorite in real time during an attempt in Auckland, New Zealand. She slowed at the end as if she’d bitten off more than she could chew but still gulped down a record 298 grams (10.5 ounces). The record is measured by weight but for those counting, she had 16 nuggets.

Zisser, 28, said previously she had to eat at least 200 grams for the record, her first Guinness achievement, which she accomplished last month.


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Maybe after woofing down all of those chicken nuggets moose milk might help.Yes, Moose Milk, leave it to those funny Canucks.


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Everything you wanted to know about dietary guidelines but were afraid to ask. No mention of valu-rite consumption.

The newest dietary guidelines from the U.S. federal government are out, and there are some surprising omissions. While the guidelines continue to emphasize the value of a balanced diet rich in fruits and vegetables, they don’t recommend that American men substantially cut down on alcohol—contrary to the advice provided by outside experts commissioned by the government earlier this year.

The U.S. Dietary Guidelines for Americans are updated every five years and are meant to reflect the current scientific consensus on nutrition. Though they’re obviously only recommendations, they do shape federal policies and programs focused on nutrition, such as school meal programs, as well as influence the food and restaurant industry at large.

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Ingenious or too much time on one's hands? Rats play basketball.

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Need something to do tomorrow? Time to clean the garage and/or shed?

9 Things in Your Garage You Should Toss

What happens when your garage is a cluttered mess? Then it’s time to start tossing things out. Use this guide to help.


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I paint landscapes and make fishing lures. I wouldn't consider these strange but interesting hobbies. Here are 50 strange but interesting hobbies.


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To protect and serve unless it's a cemetery.

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Isn't public land just that, public? Arizona considering the halt of trail cameras.

A new regulation is up for comment in Arizona. It looks to ban the use of trail cameras for the ‘take of wildlife.’ Hunters, take note.

It’s not uncommon to stumble across a trail camera on public lands in the West. But if Arizona’s game commission gets its way, people will likely see far less of them in places frequented by Arizona hunters, like the Tonto National Forest.

The proposed regulation takes aim at a surging number of trail cameras in sensitive game habitat. And some of the regulation is particularly aimed at stopping the potential sale of photographs and data from strategically placed cameras, which could lead to an even greater issue with the technology.


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This is pretty cool: Amateur Batman Builds His Own Wrist Mounted Grappling Gun

A childhood spent obsessing over Batman’s wonderful toys eventually transitions to a disappointing adulthood where you realize those gadgets just can’t exist in real life, even with a billion-dollar budget. That hasn’t stopped many from trying, and JT from YouTube’s Built IRL has come closer than most at recreating Batman’s grappling gun.

The project actually started over a year ago while JT was interning on another popular YouTube channel known for its impressive builds of fictional superhero gadgets: Hacksmith Industries. Building a working grappling gun isn’t easy, and it’s made all the harder when it’s supposed to perform the same way Batman’s does with enough torque and power to physically lift a fully grown person off the ground as the cable attached to the hook is slowly retracted. It’s such a demanding creation that JT has actually dedicated five entire videos over the past year to the build and all the unique challenges and problems that had to be overcome with clever engineering.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 2 Jan 1936
Roger Miller singer, guitarist and TV star. (1965 UK No.1 & US No.4 single 'King Of The Road'). He won four Grammy awards in 1965 including Best Country & Western Album. Roger died of lung cancer on October 25th 1991, aged 56. Scottish duo The Proclaimers had the 1990 UK No.9 hit with their version of 'King Of The Road.' via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 2 Jan 1980
US singer Larry Williams was found dead from a gunshot wound to his head in his Los Angeles, California home aged 45. Williams had the 1957 US No.5 & UK No. 21 single 'Short Fat Fannie.' Also known for 'Bony Moronie' and 'Dizzy Miss Lizzy.' The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Dr. Feelgood, Flying Burrito Brothers, Johnny Winter, Little Richard, The Who, Ritchie Valens and Bill Haley & His Comets all covered his songs. via thisdayinmusic.com


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If his first name isn't a Genius then his legal counsel certainly earned him a Genius Award Winner.

Standard lawyer jokes aside, attorneys must adhere to strict ethics guidelines or risk losing their licenses to practice law. One West Virginia lawyer learned the eh, hard way, that bartering is not allowed under the rules of professional conduct.

McGinnis E. Hatfield was stripped of his license to practice law, courtesy of the West Virginia Supreme Court.

Here’s the backstory. Hatfield and a friend visited the Cherry Bomb Gentleman’s Club back in 2013. While inside, Hatfield paid a woman (known in court documents as B.W.) for a lap dance. Hatfield had apparently made quite the impression on B.W., as she later attempted to retain his services to represent her in a divorce. When she couldn’t pay his $1,500 retainer fee, he asked for sexual favors instead.

Instead of engaging in the seedy barter transaction, B.W. filed a disciplinary complaint against Hatfield. As part of her case, she provided the West Virginia Disciplinary Board with transcripts and recordings of six conversations between herself and Hatfield. The eventual result was that the Board brought disciplinary proceedings against Hatfield.

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1 Hola

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 02, 2021 09:30 PM (9I8OG)

2 Hey there!

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 02, 2021 09:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

3 Not Fist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 02, 2021 09:32 PM (oAY8z)

4 Top ten.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 02, 2021 09:35 PM (ju2Fy)

5 Apparently the GOPe is finally getting the message from the base. Trump or party annihilation. We shall see.

Posted by: Jmel at January 02, 2021 09:35 PM (acNWp)

6 Well, that's a first for me. I'll take it.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 02, 2021 09:35 PM (ju2Fy)

7 Ok, I enjoyed the rat basketball game.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:38 PM (ofYez)

8 Well, I believe the story about the aggressive squirrel. My dad used to put peanuts out for squirrels on his patio. They became demanding and finally one bit his finger as he was putting the peanuts out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 09:41 PM (+lVUW)

9 Hah! Caught you trying to sneak an ONT in early.

So, this is how it's going to be in 2021, eehhhh?

* resets clock to half-hour off *

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Seven Swans a-Swimming Day
at January 02, 2021 09:41 PM (Vddbf)

10 Yeah, dude you get drunk on that 2-wheeler. Dumbass.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2021 09:41 PM (em79L)

11 Another great ONT, Mis Hum! Thanks.

"Get me drunk and enjoy the show" could cover a lot of things... just sayin'

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 09:42 PM (rwusL)

12 what time is it?

is it early
?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 02, 2021 09:42 PM (r4bSV)

13
I read the whole thing too



SMOD get everyone?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 02, 2021 09:43 PM (r4bSV)

14 nic tag fix grumble grumble dang dancing ladies.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:43 PM (Vddbf)

15
A U.S. judge on Friday rejected Gohmert's lawsuit against Vice President Mike Pence, who is set to preside Wednesday over a joint session of Congress to formalize the results of the 2020 presidential election.

Following the ruling, Gohmert, a Texas Republican, told Newsmax: 'But if bottom line is, the court is saying, 'We're not going to touch this. You have no remedy' - basically, in effect, the ruling would be that you gotta go to the streets and be as violent as Antifa and BLM.'


hmmmmm

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 02, 2021 09:44 PM (r4bSV)

16
End of the year results have been published in Canine Chronicle and Delilah finished 2020 as the #2 Borzoi in all-breed competition and #4 in breed rankings. As well, she was the #22 Hound, the first time we've had one in the top 25. Well done, that girl!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 09:44 PM (mht8P)

17 Great "joke". The kid is a keen analyst. Good situational awareness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:47 PM (u82oZ)

18 Hadrian the Seventh

Delilah and team is to be congratulated. She did well. #2 in the country is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

19 Hadrian the Seventh,
Congratulations.

Delilah,
Oh, she's a good girl. Yes she is, she's a good girl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 09:49 PM (+lVUW)

20 Following the ruling, Gohmert, a Texas Republican, told Newsmax: 'But if bottom line is, the court is saying, 'We're not going to touch this. You have no remedy' - basically, in effect, the ruling would be that you gotta go to the streets and be as violent as Antifa and BLM.'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 02, 2021 09:44 PM (r4bSV)
* * * *
The courts should be as afraid of We the People as they apparently are of the Auntie Fah and BLM scumbags. *spit*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 09:49 PM (rwusL)

21 I promised to share how Mr. Bassman and I got prequalified for a mortgage despite our low income and credit scores. The sticking point was that we want to buy the next house before we sell our current house and we don't have guaranteed, salaried jobs in our new location.

Our mortgage guy first thought he would have to try the application as an investment property, which requires a 25% down payment and a higher interest rate. Then he got the idea to try it as a vacation home. This worked and had the added benefit of only needing 10% down and a better interest rate.

We are experiencing a seller's market in our current location and we estimate that we will sell for about 25% more than we will pay for the new, more suitable, home. We think we will sell a few months after we buy and can pay down the new mortgage and perhaps even refi at a better rate as a conventional loan.

So, hope this helps if there is anyone in a similar situation.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:49 PM (ofYez)

22 Congratulations to Miss Delilah, H7 and Her Majesty. Well done indeed!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 09:50 PM (rwusL)

23 President-elect Emmie Are you moving from CO to AR?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:50 PM (u82oZ)

24 As Congressman Doug Collins just put it if you want to help the Socialists and their agenda then don't vote in the Georgia runoff.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:50 PM (NpAcC)

25 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 09:44 PM (mht8P)

That is quite an accomplishment.
Congrats Had 7th.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 09:51 PM (aA3+G)

26 Had to stop & listen to the hidden hit.

Milady grew up in Chicago and Motown was common on all the stations, but down here in Podunklahoma, we would get the occasional breakthrough hit on the (only) top 40 station, but not a lot of that funky stuff.

But when I was young, late at night, under the covers, I plugged my monaural earpiece into my transistor radio in the real leatherette case, and, if the weather was right, be able to listen to KOMA, or, even better, WLS.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (Vddbf)

27 We went to Amish Country for Thanksgiving about 5 or 6 years ago, rented a house and had lots of family over.

Our then 13 year old boys were riding with my mother.

To Intercourse, PA.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (ZfRYq)

28 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (L5BFD)

29 NaCly, if our offer is accepted and we close, yes. It's a nice area, although the climate is inferior. But we have family there and the new house is much more suitable to Mr. Bassman's knees. Plus, it is so cute I can hardly stand it.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (ofYez)

30 President-elect Emmie, I've known people who put houses up for sale and had offers within less than a week. I hope you do as well.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 09:54 PM (+lVUW)

31 Goodnight good people in the gray boxes.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2021 09:54 PM (em79L)

32 I think the Jan 6 rally/protest what-have-you is actually stiffening the spine of Republicans. The fact that a dozen Senators are now saying they will object (I understand that some qualifiers may be in place) is promising.

I don't think it will result in the Steal being Stopped, but at least they are not lying back and thinking of England.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (ZfRYq)

33 President-elect Emmie

May you get competing offers with an escalator clause.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

34 Night flight (of beers).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

35 End of the year results have been published in Canine Chronicle and Delilah finished 2020 as the #2 Borzoi in all-breed competition and #4 in breed rankings. As well, she was the #22 Hound, the first time we've had one in the top 25. Well done, that girl!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 09:44 PM (mht8P)
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Has Delilah had any litters of pups? I would think you would want to carry on her greatness.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (NpAcC)

36
But when I was young, late at night, under the covers, I plugged my monaural earpiece into my transistor radio in the real leatherette case, and, if the weather was right, be able to listen to KOMA, or, even better, WLS.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (Vddbf)

You too?
WLS quite the station at night back then.

Then I found Montreal Canadian hockey games in French.
And KMOX with the Blues.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (aA3+G)

37 Congratulations to Delilah and Her Majesty, Hadrian! Well done!!

Congrats to you too Emmie! I hope your house sells quickly, your move is smooth, and you live happily in your new home!

Posted by: Moki at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (+X9Vs)

38 Beer flights for the win!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (H5knJ)

39 May you get competing offers with an escalator clause.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (u82oZ)


What a sweet blessing! Thank you!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (ofYez)

40 A small Austrian village has finally grown tired of its name of Fucking - a name it has held since the 11th century - and officially changed it this week...

Is there no respect for tradition anywhere, anymore?

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (Vddbf)

41 Throw out tools? Toys? Yeah, I don't think so.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (1cdyO)

42 Hadrian the Seventh

Is the Westminster Dog Show over? So you can't get Delilah to move up?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

43 Kyoto Tachibana SHS band

https://youtu.be/Uk4kb5t9WuY

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (qZ59f)

44
Has Delilah had any litters of pups? I would think you would want to carry on her greatness.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:55 PM (NpAcC)

__________

She'll be out for 2021 and have a litter in 2022. Her Majesty is considering suitors for her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (mht8P)

45 i saw, for a moment, that a certain shithead is out making a fool of his own dumb ass here again tonight...

here's hoping he chokes on his own bile shortly.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (L5BFD)

46 I wuz robbed I tellz ya.
I had the page and my internet router died
Took me precious minutes to recover!
Curses, foiled yet again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (87oRe)

47 "As Congressman Doug Collins just put it if you want
to help the Socialists and their agenda then don't vote in the Georgia
runoff.
Posted by: redridinghood "


On line-betting has soy-boy Ossoff and Perdue at even odds. They have Warlock beating out Loeffler if I am reading this correctly. Given her weak campaigning abilities this does not surprise me but Warlock really is radical hater in the mold of Jeremiah Wright. I will be voting Tuesday, although I have a bad feeling the fraud and dumbshit vote will prevail anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (PTDkx)

48 sra blaster and I have a modest little investment account that we started at the beginning of the COVID - and we are up 75% on it. We are kind of thinking we should sell it off before Jan 20, keep the cash and rebuy after the emBidening of the market.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 09:58 PM (ZfRYq)

49 Goodnight good people in the gray boxes.
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2021 09:54 PM (em79L)
**********
The People In The Gray Boxes could be the title of a Twilight Zone episode. lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:58 PM (NpAcC)

50 Anna Puma

Sounds like you are recovered. Is the VA paperwork in and working?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

51 Can't believe that garage konmari article wants me to get rid of my oily rag collection!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

52 Happy-ish Saturday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (LPnfS)

53 Good evening, Horde!

I had no idea you were a painter, MisHum!

Great ONT!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

54 Thank you, Nerdygirl and Moki!

The house we want has a happy, relaxed, and friendly vibe. Also, a lot of porch to accommodate social gatherings.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (ofYez)

55 evening horde

Posted by: wing at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (JFzNN)

56 Beer flights?

How Spitfires flew beer to thirsty lads in France

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ffoyx4

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (qZ59f)

57 But when I was young, late at night, under the covers, I plugged my monaural earpiece into my transistor radio in the real leatherette case, and, if the weather was right, be able to listen to KOMA, or, even better, WLS.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:53 PM (Vddbf)
* * * *
When I was in high school, we could get the Oklahoma City AM radio station at night under the right conditions. That was a huge rock and roll/pop step up from local programming!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (rwusL)

58 Hatfield had apparently made quite the impression on B.W., as she later attempted to retain his services to represent her in a divorce. When she couldn't pay his $1,500 retainer fee, he asked for sexual favors instead.

Instead of engaging in the seedy barter transaction, B.W. filed a disciplinary complaint against Hatfield. As part of her case, she provided the West Virginia Disciplinary Board with transcripts and recordings of six conversations between herself and Hatfield. The eventual result was that the Board brought disciplinary proceedings against Hatfield.


I am gobsmacked that a stripper would not fuck for legal assistance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:00 PM (yQpMk)

59 51 Can't believe that garage konmari article wants me to get rid of my oily rag collection!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

I appreciate the Marjorie Merriweather Post view of decluttering:
Buy a bigger house and more stuff.

Posted by: Moki at January 02, 2021 10:00 PM (+X9Vs)

60 Good evening, darling Wing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

61 Hey everybody. Hey ONT! Hey MisHum, happy 2021!

A small Austrian village has finally grown tired of its name of Fucking - a name it has held since the 11th century - and officially changed it this week

The village's new name is Shitville.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

62
Is the Westminster Dog Show over? So you can't get Delilah to move up?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

________

Because of the ChiCom Crud, Westminster will be in June. Delilah has to be in the top 5 in breed rankings through February to get an automatic invitation. There shouldn't be a problem with her maintaining her #4 rank.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (mht8P)

63 Thirſt!!

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (BIaNw)

64 53 Good evening, Horde!

I had no idea you were a painter, MisHum!

Great ONT!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (TdMsT)


Thanks Ladyl.

I pretend to be one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

65 Hadrian the Seventh

Thanks!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (u82oZ)

66 On line-betting has soy-boy Ossoff and Perdue at even odds. They have Warlock beating out Loeffler if I am reading this correctly. Given her weak campaigning abilities this does not surprise me but Warlock really is radical hater in the mold of Jeremiah Wright. I will be voting Tuesday, although I have a bad feeling the fraud and dumbshit vote will prevail anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (PTDkx)

Any way to get McConnell and Kemp prosecuted for selling that Senate seat to Loeffler?

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (YkawN)

67 Oh, and a PSA re PSA - they have a New Year's sale going, they have a stealth lower for $199 and complete upper for $399 (blem) - both with free shipping.

$600 for a complete AR15 (you'll need mags and at least a rear sight) Not too terrible these days.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (ZfRYq)

68 {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (TdMsT)

69
The village's new name is Shitville.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

________

Baltimore Europe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (mht8P)

70 Anyone else think only 16 nuggets in a minute is not that much?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (2DOZq)

71 I had no idea you were a painter, MisHum!



Great ONT!

Posted by: Ladyl

I think we all look forward to his blood medium phase.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:03 PM (1cdyO)

72 Any way to get McConnell and Kemp prosecuted for selling that Senate seat to Loeffler?
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:02 PM (YkawN)


Doug Collins forced the runoff. But for his vanity run, she would be seated in the Senate January 4.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 10:03 PM (BMmaB)

73
Thanks Ladyl.

I pretend to be one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)


I would really enjoy seeing some of your work.

I'm very partial to landscape art.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

74 I will be voting Tuesday, although I have a bad feeling the fraud and dumbshit vote will prevail anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (PTDkx)
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Yes, I have a bad feeling too, but thank you for voting and not surrendering.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:04 PM (NpAcC)

75 54 Thank you, Nerdygirl and Moki!

The house we want has a happy, relaxed, and friendly vibe. Also, a lot of porch to accommodate social gatherings.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (ofYez)

So Emmie, your neighbor is going to buy the house? And you are moving to Arkansas? Congrats!

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (YkawN)

76 Around 8-10 years ago, we got the impression that God was giving us a heads up to prepare to move, but not right away. We helped care for our parents and now they have all passed away.

While we were visiting family for Thanksgiving in a free state, I pulled up a real estate app out of curiosity to see what was available in the area. A certain house caught my eye immediately and we found an agent to show it to us. We expected it to sell immediately because houses generally only last a couple of days in that market. But I told God that the house really appealed to me and asked if it would be a good choice for us, and if so, could He hold it for us?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (ofYez)

77
I think we all look forward to his blood medium phase.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:03 PM (1cdyO)


Ha!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

78 ¡¡¡{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (87oRe)

79 73
Thanks Ladyl.

I pretend to be one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)


I would really enjoy seeing some of your work.

I'm very partial to landscape art.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

i'll try to shoot you a pic or 2 yourway

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

80 Getting Chinese food tomorrow for supper because I can. Have my regular order of shrimp egg roll, dumplings and chicken lo mein. Should I order Four Seasons, Mongolian Chicken or Szechuan chicken in addition? Vote now.

My future depends on your choice, Morons.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (ssqLp)

81 i'll try to shoot you a pic or 2 yourway
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


Thank you, MisHum. I'd love to see them.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

82
The village's new name is Shitville.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

---

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (lMevk)

83 That garage article got me thinking. I have 7 closets and they're all full. I'm going to have to figure out if Bitchmer is allowing donations to Goodwill, and then get to work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

84 Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (ssqLp)

Why not both?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

85 I would like an eggroll right now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (yQpMk)

86
I will be voting Tuesday, although I have a bad feeling the fraud and dumbshit vote will prevail anyway.



Posted by: Ripley at January 02, 2021 09:57 PM (PTDkx)

**********

Yes, I have a bad feeling too, but thank you for voting and not surrendering.

Posted by: redridinghood


I have tried to be upbeat and optimistic through out this trial, but I feel my faith being washed away by corrupt assholes at every level.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (1cdyO)

87 Looking at election results, McConnell cheated to ensure victory.

I've said for years that if Republicans cheat and win regularly, then we get real voting reform. The local Rep politicians I talked to paid me no mind.

Too little, too late, unless the Reps get a clue. But we will still outmaneuver the forces of darkness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

88 We have a 3 year plan to unass Virginia.

We were thinking Georgia but that is Right. Out.

Now trying to figure out how to make Florida work. My mother is a 4th generation Floridian I know most of Florida is actually country.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (ZfRYq)

89 But I told God that the house really appealed to me and asked if it would be a good choice for us, and if so, could He hold it for us?
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (ofYez)
* * * *
One of the secrets to successful prayer is asking with boldness. That you did, and it sounds like things are moving along nicely. May all go well with your relocation and move!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (rwusL)

90 A slow day at work has you surfing the net for anything. I got lost in a rabbit hole of articles and videos about Pallas Cats. So the internet isn't entirely devoid of neat stuff. This video still cracks me up.

https://youtu.be/gIXw-3H48yU

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (kljiq)

91 Getting Chinese food tomorrow for supper because I can. Have my regular order of shrimp egg roll, dumplings and chicken lo mein. Should I order Four Seasons, Mongolian Chicken or Szechuan chicken in addition? Vote now.

My future depends on your choice, Morons.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (ssqLp)


That sounds like an awful lot of food! Is it just for you? (it all sounds delicious).

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

92 ONT Greetings, Horde! I understand I missed something of an amusing chess thread, earlier today?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

93 or a springroll.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (yQpMk)

94 Hi everyone. Love The Horde. Drinking again. You're all awesome, and you've been an amazingly positive influence on me. Never forget that. Or maybe, deny that when police reports emerge.

Happy 2021 to you all. Yes, it's unlikely but there are a number of commentors here who tell me to stray and stay positive.

Hasn't worked yet, but you never know.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (l9m7l)

95 We are experiencing a seller's market in our current location and we estimate that we will sell for about 25% more than we will pay for the new, more suitable, home. We think we will sell a few months after we buy and can pay down the new mortgage and perhaps even refi at a better rate as a conventional loan.

So, hope this helps if there is anyone in a similar situation.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 09:49 PM (ofYez)

Whoa, why wait to sell? You are moving out of state. Sellers market now, but could be gone in 6 months.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (YkawN)

96 I pretend to be one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:01 PM (aA3+G)


I would really enjoy seeing some of your work.

I'm very partial to landscape art.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
************
Me too. Maybe CBD could feature it in the Art Thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (NpAcC)

97 Hello Horde! Happy Saturday. At least I think it's Saturday. It sort of feels like it anyway.

I hope that lady that got bit by the squirrel got a rabies shot.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:09 PM (i8kUJ)

98 Why not both?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

_________________________

But there are three and I already have lo mein. I'll be honest, I have difficulty with deviating from my usual choice of chicken lo mein and sesame chicken but I wanted to change it up and thought I'd ask for opinions from people I don't really know but know, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (ssqLp)

99 Me too. Maybe CBD could feature it in the Art Thread.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (NpAcC)


That's a great idea!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

100 ALH, that squirrel had Covid!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

101 i'll try to shoot you a pic or 2 yourway
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

Maybe you can talk CBD to present moron art submissions with the weekday Art post.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (2DOZq)

102 A security camera captured the gory attack, and showed the squirrel latched on to Frederick's hand.


BTDT. Worst bite I ever received while rehabbing wildlife was from a male squirrel aafter he went thru "puberty". (He was supposed to be a non releasable) Felt his upper and lower teeth touch after they bounced off the middle knuckle of my index finger. When right thru the welding gloves we used for handling raptors.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (21UM+)

103 Emmie, you'll have to give us a nice written "walk through" of the new digs!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (1cdyO)

104
Can't believe that garage konmari article wants me to get rid of my oily rag collection!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace



Pay no attention to that article. It is crazy. Get rid of old paint? Old Christmas decorations? OLD TOOLS? Do you people have any idea how much my collection of utility knives and several dozen screw drivers will be worth when the Burning Times come? I will be the Queen of Old Tool Bartertown!

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

105 76 The house briefly went under contract (and I felt a pang) and then the deal fell through. So it's still available.

Next hurdle was financing. We are not in the best position. But I regarded it as a positive sign when we were able to get pre-approved.

The other thing is that many of the household items and furniture we have acquired don't really work in our current home, but they will work in the new house. It's like all along I was furnishing a future house.

It feels like God is paving the way for us.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (ofYez)

106 {{{Ladyl}}} How are you Sweetheart?

Posted by: wing at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (JFzNN)

107 We have a 3 year plan to unass Virginia.

We were thinking Georgia but that is Right. Out.

Now trying to figure out how to make Florida work. My mother is a 4th generation Floridian I know most of Florida is actually country.
Posted by: blaster

I have to finish the remodel of the master bath and then, we be packing up.

My grands are scattered 1000 miles apart. So, no real inconvenient landing zone - they are all equally poor/good. TN, KY and a very few others are in the running.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (Rvt88)

108 "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
---------

Thus such adages as, 'Play your cards close to your chest', and, 'Keep your powder dry'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (YoBSP)

109 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

We were talking about you putting chemjeff in his place. There were links.

Good job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

110 As for the squirrel, where was Brother Maynard when she needed him?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (MoQ2E)

111 That sounds like an awful lot of food! Is it just for you? (it all sounds delicious).

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (TdMsT)


It will be enough to last me a week of leftovers.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (ssqLp)

112 105 The deciding factor was when we determined that yes indeed, our piano would fit in the living room. Yay!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (ofYez)

113 I've said for years that if Republicans cheat and win regularly, then we get real voting reform. The local Rep politicians I talked to paid me no mind.

Too little, too late, unless the Reps get a clue. But we will still outmaneuver the forces of darkness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
************
I agree with this. The problem is if we cheat we'll get thrown in jail for 25 yrs by a Soros backed DA or judge.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (NpAcC)

114 92 ONT Greetings, Horde! I understand I missed something of an amusing chess thread, earlier today?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

An hysterical recap of your epic smackdown!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

115 Getting Chinese food tomorrow for supper because I can. Have my regular order of shrimp egg roll, dumplings and chicken lo mein. Should I order Four Seasons, Mongolian Chicken or Szechuan chicken in addition? Vote now.

My future depends on your choice, Morons.
Posted by: DangerGirl


Orange chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (21UM+)

116 Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (Rvt8

Are you fixing to retire?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (i8kUJ)

117 "Doug Collins forced the runoff. But for his vanity run, she would be seated in the Senate January 4."

Yeah, fuck that noise. Get used to the idea that nobody is going to just be given their seat. Unless you're a Democrat. Heck get used to the idea winning the seat doesn't mean it's yours.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (qH6FZ)

118 Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (Rvt8

Are you fixing to retire?
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (i8kUJ)

ALH are you from Texas?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

119 When I was in high school, we could get the Oklahoma City AM radio station at night under the right conditions. That was a huge rock and roll/pop step up from local programming!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 09:59 PM (rwusL)


We could listen to the radio from Russia, and on a good night, some of Europe. Over the pole. No idea what they were talking about, but lots of odd musical numbers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (qQnCr)

120 redridinghood

Soros DAs will be a solvable problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

121 I agree with this. The problem is if we cheat we'll get thrown in jail for 25 yrs by a Soros backed DA or judge.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (NpAcC)


Once dual rules for thee and me are considered acceptable for even an instant, the game is over!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (87oRe)

122 Should I order Four Seasons, Mongolian Chicken or Szechuan chicken in addition? Vote now.

My future depends on your choice, Morons.
Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm)


Kung pao anything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

123 "we started at the beginning of the COVID - and we are up 75% on it. We are kind of thinking we should sell it off before Jan 20, keep the cash and rebuy after the emBidening of the market."
If it's a taxable account you may get significantly better treatment once you hit a year holding period for long term capital gains. Ask your tax adviser for guidance specific to you, but I'm holding out for mid March. Though if you re worried the market will crash before then, consider taking profits now. Depends on how much upside you see- if it's it small, get out now instead of later...

Posted by: 3 angry Irish inches at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (2D4BT)

124
Orange chicken.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2021 10:12 PM (21UM+)


Done that, unfortunately the local place doesn't do a good version.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (ssqLp)

125 There used to be a "Moron Art Thread" thing. It would be cool to see something like that for a "Mid Morning Art Thread" post, obviously not every day but maybe every Wednesday or something like that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (l9m7l)

126 92 ONT Greetings, Horde! I understand I missed something of an amusing chess thread, earlier today?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim



Just a glorious rant you had. I missed it the first time around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (kljiq)

127 ALH are you from Texas?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

I lived in Texas from 1980 - December 1992. The ex got stationed in Beeville.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (i8kUJ)

128
We were thinking Georgia but that is Right. Out.

Now trying to figure out how to make Florida work. My mother is a 4th generation Floridian I know most of Florida is actually country.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:07 PM (ZfRYq)

We lived in the Panhandle for three years. it was rough on our kids, but we enjoyed it quite a lot. Very, very red.

Posted by: Moki at January 02, 2021 10:15 PM (+X9Vs)

129 Done that, unfortunately the local place doesn't do a good version.
Posted by: DangerGirl



Very few do. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2021 10:15 PM (21UM+)

130 Garlic Shrimp and Chicken is my Chinese main dish .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

131 The other thing is that many of the household items and furniture we have acquired don't really work in our current home, but they will work in the new house. It's like all along I was furnishing a future house.

It feels like God is paving the way for us.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:10 PM (ofYez)

Please consider listing your current home ASAP. Get the money while the market is hot. If times get interesting, and I am afraid they will, you could find yourself owning 2 homes without solid employment. Leveraging assets can work, but not something for novice middle class types to play with.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (YkawN)

132 Getting Chinese food tomorrow for supper because I can. Have my regular
order of shrimp egg roll, dumplings and chicken lo mein. Should I order
Four Seasons, Mongolian Chicken or Szechuan chicken in addition? Vote
now.



My future depends on your choice, Morons.

Posted by: DangerGirl


Sis said with Joey B getting in, we all need to develop a taste for Chinese food.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (1cdyO)

133 Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (Rvt8

Are you fixing to retire?
Posted by: ALH

Oh, I've been out for 18 months now. A man of leisure if you will.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (Rvt88)

134 Soros DAs will be a solvable problem.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:13 PM (u82oZ)


Ugh. I have a Soros DA. A West Point graduate who is white liberal carpet bagger. He beat a Democrat incumbent who was, at least, anti-crime, and had helped this area be very low in crime.

I expect that not to hold up much longer. One reason why we are going to leave. These people deserve what they vote for.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)

135 off sibling mold encrusted foot covering.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

136 Is someone making Chinese food?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (i8kUJ)

137
Pay no attention to that article. It is crazy. Get rid of old paint? Old Christmas decorations? OLD TOOLS? Do you people have any idea how much my collection of utility knives and several dozen screw drivers will be worth when the Burning Times come? I will be the Queen of Old Tool Bartertown!
Posted by: shibumi
------

Brace and bit > battery powered drill

Anyhow, there is still stored away in the basement a two (three?) generation-old potty training seat. I've contemplated making it a flowerpot-holding planter. Throw it out? Unthinkable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (YoBSP)

138 Whoa, why wait to sell? You are moving out of state. Sellers market now, but could be gone in 6 months.
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (YkawN)


Trust me, we have a good reason. Not least is the kind of renovations our current house needs before selling would be much easier after we skedaddle.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (ofYez)

139 Pallas Cats are awesome. Those expressions! I wish there was a tame version.

https://tinyurl.com/yd3fm9pd

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

140 Oh, I've been out for 18 months now. A man of leisure if you will.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (Rvt8

I retired in May 2020. I really enjoy it.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:17 PM (i8kUJ)

141 Hm they do have a garlic chicken that I have considered. I may put that into the mix.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at January 02, 2021 10:17 PM (ssqLp)

142 Once dual rules for thee and me are considered acceptable for even an instant, the game is over!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Then my friend, the game as been over for quite some time...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (1cdyO)

143 The scotus was just fine changing society with things such as gay marriage because no one was going to riot or burn shit. When it came time to uphold their constitutional duty of original jurisdiction on a dispute between the states? Nah brah. Too dangerous.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (kTF2Z)

144 Some Republican Mike Reese from Pennsylvania supposedly died of a brain aneurysm. He was diagnosed with covid in early December.

Anybody know what the "score" is D vs R as far as catching covid? I'm surprised these asshole Dems, the squad, Schumer, Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler, Obama, Biden haven't caught this shit. Have I missed it and does it seem like it's mainly hitting Repubs. I dont think it's anything, but it sure does seem like our side is un-healthy or has shitty immune systems. Any thoughts?

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (0jZnq)

145 I lived in Texas from 1980 - December 1992. The ex got stationed in Beeville.
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:14 PM (i8kUJ

You picked up the prefix ' fixing to' .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

146 The Orange Bowl is pretty entertaining.

UNC 20-TX A&M 17

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (kljiq)

147 roy at the rat cellar and mfp

Posted by: vizzy at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (R/9t3)

148 36 Mis Hum

LGB!

Tarasenko will start the season on long term injured reserve, btw. Alexander Steen the same-- his career is probably at an end. Happens to everyone. They say pro athletes die twice.

Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (Cssks)

149 UNC 20-TX A&M 17
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (kljiq)


Woke school A v Woke school B.

Fuck em both.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (ZfRYq)

150 You picked up the prefix ' fixing to' .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

Georgians say that too. I think it's a Southern thing.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (i8kUJ)

151 There used to be a "Moron Art Thread" thing. It would be cool to see something like that for a "Mid Morning Art Thread" post, obviously not every day but maybe every Wednesday or something like that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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'Used to be'?

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391867

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (YoBSP)

152 "..Good job."


Thank you. I'm seldom bestirred to anger, but when so prompted, the slow blade penetrates the shield. Or, the gasbag. Something like that.

Or so I'm told.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (QzJWU)

153 retired in May 2020. I really enjoy it.

Same time I retired!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

154 I retired in May 2020. I really enjoy it.
Posted by: ALH

Good for you! All the 'retirement' coaches I was required to talk to, on the company nickel btw, told me it would be a full year or so before I settled into my new arrangement.

Hell, I think I got completely over the 40 years I worked for the man during the 20 minute drive home after the last day.

I am enjoying the heck out of myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (Rvt88)

155 You picked up the prefix ' fixing to' .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

------------

You mean fiddin ta?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (kTF2Z)

156 The old Moron Art Thread was a CAC/ungrateful meatball thing.

Not a good track record.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)

157 If the Biden/Harris thing with two heads/beast with two backs is a done deal, why are we still plagued by trolls?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

158 Well, I've been telling DH to get rid of all that old paint. It isn't even ours. It was here when we bought the joint.

Of course, now that a rando article tells him to....

Humph.

I'm going to lighten the load considerably this year. Stuff's getting jettisoned. I need space, not crap, and I'm tired of cleaning around/moving/sorting/not finding all these things when I need them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 02, 2021 10:21 PM (qQnCr)

159 Then my friend, the game as been over for quite some time...

Posted by: Some rat


Spines are in short supply on one side of the aisle, and there is plenty of graft, enough to cover both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:21 PM (87oRe)

160 157 If the Biden/Harris thing with two heads/beast with two backs is a done deal, why are we still plagued by trolls?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at January 02, 2021 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)


Because even the libs hate Biden and Harris.

And yet, here we are.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:22 PM (ZfRYq)

161 Hi, Jewells.

Ozark MoME Happy New Year.

Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2021 10:22 PM (Cssks)

162 Nela Zisser image search ... very skinny.

https://tinyurl.com/yblc3t8g

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at January 02, 2021 10:22 PM (AHq56)

163 . It would be cool to see something like that for a "Mid Morning Art Thread" post, obviously not every day but maybe every Wednesday or something like that.


ISWYDT.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:22 PM (yQpMk)

164 @152 I meant art done BY morons, not FOR morons. The latter is far too vast a territory to be constrained by a single day--Wednesday, damn it--to be viable.

There are artists in the Horde. I have several things from Jewell45 that are definitely art works. I used to paint, so there's that. I also do animation, but the latest one is...going to be a while and won't be worth it.

There are many, many others.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (l9m7l)

165 You picked up the prefix ' fixing to' .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

Georgians say that too. I think it's a Southern thing.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (i8kUJ)


As NC born Grandmother H would say "It's fixing to rain today!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (87oRe)

166 Speaking of utility knives and screwdrivers, I do that thing where I'm not sure where a tool is, so I just buy another one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

167 Hell, I think I got completely over the 40 years I worked for the man during the 20 minute drive home after the last day.

I am enjoying the heck out of myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (Rvt8

I got a little misty eyed when I turned in my laptop, because I was fond of some of my co-workers, but as soon as I walked out the door, I had a huge grin on my face. I may have skipped to the car!

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (i8kUJ)

168 Out watching live music for the 1st time in ages. A power trio named Truett is just killing it. They've done some originals and just killed the covers: Dick Dale, Hendrix, Albert King. The drummer is a friend and not a regular member but 3 very talented guys on stage.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (MoQ2E)

169 @155 The COCKSUCKER socking me-You f'ing POS I'll put up my e-mail address. Lets see how brave you are you lefty fucking cunt..........

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2021 10:24 PM (0jZnq)

170 Look, I just want the title and all the trappings of office. What do you mean I might actually have to do something?

-Congress critters, governors, mayors, etc

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:24 PM (kTF2Z)

171 At the Big Texan in Amarillo they used to have the people who won the steak challenge sign the roster and they kept it under glass on the bar.

There were as, expected, a lot of 300 pounders on the list.

Not as expected were how many <130 lbers there were.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:24 PM (ZfRYq)

172 Nela Zisser image search ... very skinny.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan

Whoa! Someone get that girl a sammich!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (Rvt88)

173 As NC born Grandmother H would say "It's fixing to rain today!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:23 PM (87oRe)

Fixing to is the most useful phrase.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (i8kUJ)

174 154 I retired in May 2020. I really enjoy it.
Posted by: ALH

Good for you! All the 'retirement' coaches I was required to talk to, on the company nickel btw, told me it would be a full year or so before I settled into my new arrangement.

Hell, I think I got completely over the 40 years I worked for the man during the 20 minute drive home after the last day.

I am enjoying the heck out of myself.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (Rvt8


4 years from tomorrow. God willing, the creeks don't rise and Joe BIden and his colored whore don't surrender to china.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

175 Ozark MoME Happy New Year.

Back at ya! I'll be there next year I promise!!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)

176 If the Biden/Harris thing with two heads/beast with two backs is a done deal, why are we still plagued by trolls?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
------

They are, as individuals, *very* insecure, seeking attention and affirmation by posting what they think is provocative stuff. In two words, 'Daddy Issues'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (YoBSP)

177 Spines are in short supply on one side of the aisle, and there is plenty of graft, enough to cover both sides of the aisle.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:21 PM (87oRe)
* * * *
Most definitely. And morals and courage seem to be nonexistent in those we choose to "represent" us.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (rwusL)

178 Trust me, we have a good reason. Not least is the kind of renovations our current house needs before selling would be much easier after we skedaddle.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:16 PM (ofYez)

Great, and why not I guess? I think you will be happier in AR close to family. Hopefully you have a realtor or somebody else you trust to monitor the renovation?

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (YkawN)

179 Hadrian the Seventh congratulations on the end of year stats!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (gtatv)

180 Well, I can't type worth a shit. I meant I will be there mnw.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)

181 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

Congratulations, Jewells! I know you're enjoying your retirement!

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (i8kUJ)

182 Apparently the University of Texas at Austin has replaced one of its head sportsball coaches.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (DMUuz)

183 Misanthropic Humanitarian

I had no idea you were so young!

Thank you for a great joke and ONT. And for killing the deranged troll.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (u82oZ)

184 You picked up the prefix ' fixing to' .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

Georgians say that too. I think it's a Southern thing.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (i8kUJ)

I can't argue with that , I tell you what.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

185 Speaking of utility knives and screwdrivers, I do that thing where I'm not sure where a tool is, so I just buy another one.

Posted by: nerdygirl

Fastest way on the planet to find a missing tool. Buy it's replacement.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (1cdyO)

186 Well not only can I not type but apparently my vision isn't for shit tonight either.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)

187 The COCKSUCKER socking me-You f'ing POS I'll put up my e-mail address. Lets see how brave you are you lefty fucking cunt..........
Posted by: JROD
-----

We all knew immediately that it was a gutless little-boy troll.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (YoBSP)

188 its=it's

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (1cdyO)

189 Greg Gutfeld said Texas and other red states should have a contract that people have to sign if they relocate there from a blue state.
The contract would state that you would not bring your lousy ideas into the state.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (NpAcC)

190 4 years from tomorrow. God willing, the creeks don't rise and Joe BIden and his colored whore don't surrender to china.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2021 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Maybe you'll get offered an early retirement, then you wouldn't have to worry about those frauds.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (i8kUJ)

191 {{{Jewells45TRUMPWON!}}}

I have to look at your site. I need to prep for Valentine's Day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (u82oZ)

192 ALH.. I'm not sure enjoy is the word I'm looking for here. This certainly could have gone better. I'm just trying to count my blessings.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (nxdel)

193 Well not only can I not type but apparently my vision isn't for shit tonight either.
Posted by: Jewells
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Well, how's your hearing?

[cups ear to hear response]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (YoBSP)

194 I can't argue with that , I tell you what.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (2DOZq)

Your alright.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (i8kUJ)

195 Fastest way on the planet to find a missing tool. Buy it's replacement.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (1cdyO)


Works ever time for me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (87oRe)

196 I'm okay with a commentor registration system. Just as long as the originals get first claim. Not sure how hard that would be to prove.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (l9m7l)

197 jef3sid@yahoo.com e-mail me troll, I dare you AND I promise I'll find you.....

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (0jZnq)

198 it was a gutless little-boy troll.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (YoBSP)

Aren't they all, Mike?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (i8kUJ)

199 Jewells45TRUMPWON!

Remember being stressed at work?

Now you have puppies getting you dirty. Hmmm, that may not be a good trade.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

200 The "Flatulence and Matches" link was a big disappointment...

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (BIaNw)

201 Once I'm sworn in as President, masturbating in public will be mandatory!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (2N7oZ)

202 {{NaCly}}.. well some new stuff added and big news.. actually for everyone.. my new custom made Ace of Spades leather branding kit is on it's way!! Can't wait to experiment.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (nxdel)

203 I would bet serious money that our troll is also a regular commenter at Patterico's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

204 Apparently the University of Texas at Austin has replaced one of its head sportsball coaches.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2021 10:26 PM (DMUuz)
***********
Tom Herman is gone replaced with Steve Sarkisian
Alabama's OC.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (NpAcC)

205 Orange Bowl is a pretty good game.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (kTF2Z)

206 Texas will have to buyout the contracts of the former sportsball coach for $15 million and his assistants for ~$10 million.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (DMUuz)

207 Fastest way on the planet to find a missing tool. Buy it's replacement.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:27 PM (1cdyO)

Works for entire ratchet sets too.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (YkawN)

208 Now you have puppies getting you dirty. Hmmm, that may not be a good trade.

Oh honey.. I'll take these dirty old pups any day over my regular job. I get so much joy from them.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)

209 Congrats, Hadrian on the successful show season! A dumb question, but are dogs and their owners and handlers allowed sponsorships?

You know, as in being named the official show dog team of the ace of spades blog?

Properly capitalized, of course. Which pixy no longer allows much of these days.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)

210 well some new stuff added and big news.. actually for everyone.. my new custom made Ace of Spades leather branding kit is on it's way!! Can't wait to experiment.
Posted by: Jewells45
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Uh, couldn't we just go with a tattoo?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (YoBSP)

211 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (nxdel)

Having your Etsy business helps, I hope.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (i8kUJ)

212 202 Once I'm sworn in as President, masturbating in public will be mandatory!
Posted by: Joe Biden



FREEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! (unzips pants)

Posted by: Jefferey Toobin at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (kljiq)

213 Tom Herman is gone replaced with Steve Sarkisian

Alabama's OC.

Posted by: redridinghood


Hope Steve has purged his demons. (serious)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (1cdyO)

214 redridinghood

A University of Texas Head Football Coach has the lifespan of a mayfly. Maybe that is the problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

215 Hadrian, congratulations. You help the best of the Borzoi breed attain their potential, and my memory is bad, but I think you also rescue many, and help them find their way to happy lives. I know it is often not an easy path. Good karma, prayers, whatever on the way.

Posted by: MikeM at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (np8OD)

216 Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)

Great idea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:32 PM (87oRe)

217 It took a certain artistic moderator less than 90 seconds to ban ME for offending his aesthetic dignity, but.. I guess 198 troll has special no-ban get out of jail free card privileges?

Because the mods LIKE him... apparently?

Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (Cssks)

218 First of all CBD likes people in his works and about all I could do would blob some gelatinous oinker on an ottoman or sofa.

Maybe I'll branch out and see how man darts are thrown.
THen i get this Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

219 Uh, couldn't we just go with a tattoo?

Well, where's the fun in THAT???

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)

220 The CommieCrat base can propose no end of whacko-ism, from an infinite number of genders, to eliminating the use gendered terms like, "mother, father, son, daughter," and the CommieCrats will happily go to war to defend them.

Conservatives can't even get the GOP to stand up for fair elections and the rule of law.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (VDbGO)

221
Properly capitalized, of course. Which pixy no longer allows much of these days.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim
Heh, for some reason I'm seeing NASCAR themed dogs...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (1cdyO)

222 I would have assumed that with as much cock as you suck, Joe, gay porn sites would not be considered a penalty.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

223 206 Texas will have to buyout the contracts of the former sportsball coach for $15 million and his assistants for ~$10 million.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (DMUuz)

Bizarre decision. Herman is a hell of a coach, and their recruiting seemed to be going well. Charlie Strong left behind a dumpster fire, and Herman gets fired after 4 years? Replaced by Sarkeesian, who was not better even when he was sober and not out boating with coeds.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:35 PM (YkawN)

224 ALH.. yeah I had a great run around Christmas but it's been pretty dead. I hate, HATE giving my money to FB for advertising but it's the only thing I can afford right now and so far it's been for shit so... whatev.. I'll survive.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:36 PM (nxdel)

225 Tom Herman is gone replaced with Steve Sarkisian
Alabama's OC.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM


So the guy who was USC's quarterback coach when Texas upset them for the national championship gets to coach Texas.

Well, as Mandela's sign language guy always says, "Hook 'em Horns"!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2021 10:36 PM (DMUuz)

226
Well, where's the fun in THAT???
Posted by: Jewells45
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I'm allergic to the smell of my own flesh burning. Makes me a bit ill...every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:36 PM (YoBSP)

227 I am gobsmacked that a stripper would not fuck for legal assistance.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:00 PM (yQpMk)

I think it's pretty obvious the real crime here is that he wasn't a member of Congress who could get the ethics committee to pay the bitch off and sweep it under the rug.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 02, 2021 10:36 PM (k+h+d)

228 Works for entire ratchet sets too.
Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:31 PM (YkawN)


Except 10mm sockets. Those are like socks in the dryer.

Just keep buying them.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (ZfRYq)

229 Sarkisian has been a good play caller for Bama these last two years. I hope he stays focused for 10 more days.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

230
157 If the Biden/Harris thing with two heads/beast with two backs is a done deal, why are we still plagued by trolls?
----

Even if it's generally believed on the Left that this is a done deal and there will be no recourse (which may or may not be what they believe) -- they have been saying repeatedly and publicly that they're not finished with us after January 20. A full program of retaliation and neutralization is considered essential.

The trolls, whether acting on their own out of boredom and feelings of inadequacy, or as part of some plan, reflect this.

How do you crush 80 million people' many of them armed? Gradually, in stages, and with some thought put into it.

And with deception. The trains are relocating us for our safety. The building with the empty water tower is a shower.

They are not finished. Even the dumbest among them have absorbed this and act on it in their own dumb way.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (t5m5e)

231 Most Overpaid jobs

1. News Readers
2. Movie /TV Actors
3. College Football Coaches

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (2DOZq)

232 This story about squirrel. This I believe very much. Squirrel are nasty creatures and must be shot.

I wish ask one question - was squirrel in company of moose?

Posted by: B. Badinoff at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (LWu6U)

233 Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2021 10:34 PM (Cssks)

MisHum and the COB's do a good job of keeping it clean. The troll's posts are disappearing almost as fast as they are posted.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (i8kUJ)

234 Sarkisian as Texas's new coach is a head scratcher.

Posted by: IC at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (Nyumu)

235 Kateurday ONT Compliance Video

https://tinyurl.com/ybq7p6fa

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

236 Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (ZfRYq)

I bought a bulk package of twenty, but now I can't find the package!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (87oRe)

237 "..Heh, for some reason I'm seeing NASCAR themed dogs."


Nah. Ain't no one gonna tune in to watch no dawgs whut with those damned restrictor plates, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

238 mnw

From what I gather, it is a process that requires human intervention.

Bad advice column: Before you take out the hardened targets like Soros DAs, AoSHQ trolls, etc. practice on Auto Warrantee Telemarketer's equipment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

239 The scotus was just fine changing society with things such as gay marriage because no one was going to riot or burn shit. When it came time to uphold their constitutional duty of original jurisdiction on a dispute between the states? Nah brah. Too dangerous.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:18 PM (kTF2Z)


They'll teach us eventually the value that they set on burning shit down. Not before the 6th thankfully.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (LxTcq)

240
A dumb question, but are dogs and their owners and handlers allowed sponsorships?

__________

We are actually small potatoes. Delilah finished the year with 2444 all-breed points and 11 Group 1 wins. The #1 dog for 2020, a Pekingese, finished the year with 65,942 points, 90 Group 1 wins and 42 Best in Shows. The amount of money it takes for that is staggering.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (mht8P)

241 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:36 PM (nxdel)

People have Christmas money to spend, it should pick up soon.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:40 PM (i8kUJ)

242 practice on Auto Warrantee Telemarketer's equipment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)


Saw a meme, Lt. Uhura with her earpiece, she says "Captain, someone is trying to contact us regarding the warranty on our Starship...."

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:40 PM (ZfRYq)

243 Very happy for the Cyclones and their fans, who have supported their team in amazing fashion through thick and thin. And even fill the tailgating and stadium seats when Ames resembles the frozen tundra.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:40 PM (YkawN)

244 Except 10mm sockets. Those are like socks in the dryer.

Just keep buying them.
Posted by: blaster
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What the hell is it about those? When I finally keel over, and my heirs are sorting through all my shit, they'll be saying, 'Hey look! Another 10mm socket...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:40 PM (YoBSP)

245 This is pretty cool: Amateur Batman Builds His Own Wrist Mounted Grappling Gun

IIRC, there was a Moron who was trying to build something but didn't know whether they should make a video for YouTube about it, because they didn't know who would find that interesting.

This should answer that Moron's question.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 02, 2021 10:40 PM (NglvW)

246 I voted in the first Georgia election and watched mail in ballot fraud and machines flip votes to give the democrats the win. Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what has happened from election day to the runoff that would prevent this from happening again? And please don't accuse me of being 'for the opposition'. Instead, say 'no, you're not crazy for doing the same thing twice.'

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (MPYWI)

247 Auto Warrantee Telemarketer's equipment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)


I need to ask them if they are serious about warranties for my 1999 GMC 4x4.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (87oRe)

248 We are actually small potatoes. Delilah finished the year with 2444 all-breed points and 11 Group 1 wins. The #1 dog for 2020, a Pekingese, finished the year with 65,942 points, 90 Group 1 wins and 42 Best in Shows. The amount of money it takes for that is staggering.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (mht8P)
********
Is there good money if you're a really good handler like Linda Pitts?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (NpAcC)

249 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (MPYWI)

Aren't there a lot more poll watchers?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (i8kUJ)

250 @217 COCKSUCKER socking me-Enemy huh? Well you fucking coward leftist fuck, skip signing up for gay porn sites you hang out at already and step the fuck up. I'm here in the Bay Area California. Anywhere near, you should take the opportunity to take care of your "enemy" face to face. How about it you pussy?

Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (0jZnq)

251 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (MPYWI)

Aren't there a lot more poll watchers?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (i8kUJ)


Yes, but they are all in the next county!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (87oRe)

252 244 Very happy for the Cyclones and their fans, who have supported their team in amazing fashion through thick and thin. And even fill the tailgating and stadium seats when Ames resembles the frozen tundra.
Posted by: WhyBanned



ISU isn't known as a football powerhouse either so yea, a good win for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:43 PM (kljiq)

253 Sarkisian has been a good play caller for Bama these last two years. I hope he stays focused for 10 more days.
Posted by: G'rump928
Bama OCs dont matter. A dime a dozen. Ask Lane Kiffin. The program goes on regardless of what coordinators fill the spots.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:43 PM (MPYWI)

254 Just keep buying them.

Posted by: blaster

---------



What the hell is it about those? When I finally keel over, and my
heirs are sorting through all my shit, they'll be saying, 'Hey look! Another 10mm socket...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mine is 1/2 in wrenches...probably 10 lbs, worth somewhere in the yard.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:44 PM (1cdyO)

255 Commissar Hrothgar

Good evening, good sir.
*Respectful tip of the hat*

Let's get the model of Panhard Alberta Oil Peon owns. Or some other outrageous vehicle like a M1126 Stryker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

256 I need to ask them if they are serious about warranties for my 1999 GMC 4x4.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (87oRe)


I have a 13 year old Audi with a v8.

I should just tell them that and let them hang up on ME!

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:44 PM (ZfRYq)

257 If you are responding to a troll, you are giving it exactly what it wants.

Attention it would otherwise never get.

Please stop.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 02, 2021 10:44 PM (uxUoN)

258
Is there good money if you're a really good handler like Linda Pitts?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (NpAcC)

__________

Yes, but you have to be really good. Linda Pitts is really good. Because of Her Majesty's knee, we've used Brian Livingston, who is really good. It was once said that Jimmy Moses could bring a cockroach into the ring and get a Best in Show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:45 PM (mht8P)

259 I bought a bulk package of twenty, but now I can't find the package!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
------

When buying sundry small stuff at the hardware store, and the clerk asks, 'Would you like these in a bag?', I always reply, 'Yes. That way I can lose them all at one time.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 10:45 PM (YoBSP)

260 COCK-SUCKA!

Posted by: Mister Wu at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (LxTcq)

261 106 {{{Ladyl}}} How are you Sweetheart?
Posted by: wing at January 02, 2021 10:11 PM (JFzNN)


Hanging in there, Wing! How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

262 Somewhere South of I-80


West Middlesex, PA?? Home of the greatest Dairy Queen in the world?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (kljiq)

263 I voted in the first Georgia election and watched mail in ballot fraud and machines flip votes to give the democrats the win. Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what has happened from election day to the runoff that would prevent this from happening again? And please don't accuse me of being 'for the opposition'. Instead, say 'no, you're not crazy for doing the same thing twice.'
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (MPYWI)
***********
You're NOT crazy for doing the same thing twice.
You just never know how things might shake out.
With more eyes on this election and ballot watchers etc. knowing what to look maybe they'll be too afraid to totally steal. It's a gamble worth taking.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (NpAcC)

264 Aren't there a lot more poll watchers?
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (i8kUJ)
Yes, but they are all in the next county!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Poll watchers are the solution to mail in ballot fraud and dominion voting machines? GA did two recounts with 'poll watchers' and nothing happened. And I don't think it was because there was no fraud. The GA gov, SOS, and Stacey Abrams are unchanged therefore my vote still does not matter. Stop telling me it does this time cause it didn't last time and nothing changed.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (MPYWI)

265 247 I voted in the first Georgia election and watched mail in ballot fraud and machines flip votes to give the democrats the win. Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what has happened from election day to the runoff that would prevent this from happening again? And please don't accuse me of being 'for the opposition'.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:41 PM (MPYWI)

No, you are not crazy for doing the same thing twice. If I lived there, I would vote in person. Make the fraud machine at least put in the work.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (YkawN)

266 I have a tool set for the house, the saw structure, and the lab building. 3 tool sets. And I still have to go back and forth for. that right tool sometimes.

Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

267 The buying the tool when you can't find the one you need thing makes mama mad. So she bought me a nice toolchest and workbench.

Winning I think.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)

268 I'm no fan of governing by referendum but I would be in favor of the states to cracking down of these coaches salaries by limiting how much the state pays any employee. No state employee can make say 1 million a year. That would end these stupid college coaching contracts.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (qH6FZ)

269 Salty...they are and I am not happy! Just kidding......I am thrilled for them

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 10:47 PM (/UQ/R)

270 I could fully stock a sports store with all the crap I have in my garage.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

271 West Middlesex, PA?? Home of the greatest Dairy Queen in the world?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (kljiq)

Mot even close.

Only a hundredMoronZillions places left to go!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 02, 2021 10:47 PM (uxUoN)

272 COCKSUCKER socking me-Enemy huh? Well you fucking
coward leftist fuck, skip signing up for gay porn sites you hang out at
already and step the fuck up. I'm here in the Bay Area California.
Anywhere near, you should take the opportunity to take care of your
"enemy" face to face. How about it you pussy?

Posted by: JROD

Rat volunteers to provide a ride to any PNW horde members to witness the ummm, "discussion". (Unrelated, 10 to 1 on JROD)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 10:48 PM (1cdyO)

273 Bad advice column: Before you take out the hardened targets like Soros DAs, AoSHQ trolls, etc. practice on Auto Warrantee Telemarketer's equipment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:38 PM (u82oZ)

I just follow the prompts till I get a human. Ask which company they represent, then threaten legal action.

I keep a list of the companies, and when I get a double tap, I send the company name to the fcc.

Occasionally, when feeling peckish, I tell the caller I've traced his number and address and that they'll be seeing me shortly.

I get fewer and fewer calls now. Not sure which method is working.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at January 02, 2021 10:48 PM (KoFQf)

274 Long before the troops had formed up in Union blue and Confederate gray, long before formal hostilities had commenced, the American Civil War was already well under way.

Congress was voting on bringing new territories into the Union. Kansas/Nebraska was all one territory, as was California. Republicans wanted them brought in as FREE states. Democrats wanted them brought in as SLAVE states, in violation of the Missouri Compromise.

So, Dems sent pro-slavery folks to settle Kansas/Nebraska. Republicans sent abolitionists to settle that same territory. We set up separate towns and territorial governments. We started bumping into each other. We refused to recognize each other's legitimacy. And soon, we were shooting each other.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 02, 2021 10:48 PM (VDbGO)

275 West Middlesex, PA??
Posted by: Puddleglum

West Middlesex, PA, gateway to Pulaski.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (Rvt88)

276 {{{ westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON }}}

So good to see you. I hope you and the hubs are like turtledoves these days.

Than being said, I will sign your dance card for the next MoMeet now, and avoid the rush.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

277 Getting kungflu test tomorrow to be able to travel to Maryland. Oh joy

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)

278
3. College Football Coaches

__________

Not justifying their salaries, but top-tier college coaches work incredibly hard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (mht8P)

279 The buying the tool when you can't find the one you need thing makes mama mad. So she bought me a nice toolchest and workbench.

Winning I think.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)
* * * *
Good job! Better keep her happy.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 10:50 PM (rwusL)

280 43 Kyoto Tachibana SHS band

https://youtu.be/Uk4kb5t9WuY



^^^THIS^^^^

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at January 02, 2021 10:50 PM (d6mdH)

281 You're NOT crazy for doing the same thing twice.
You just never know how things might shake out.
With more eyes on this election and ballot watchers etc. knowing what to look maybe they'll be too afraid to totally steal. It's a gamble worth taking.
Posted by: redridinghood
Two things motivate me;1) Donald Trump saying in office and needing a gop senate. This is more to support Trump because I think the gop stabs him in the back as hidden resistance vs an outright enemy
2) John Ossof is just such a pajama boy pussy
What keeps me away
1) the gop sucks and does not deserve my vote
2) nothing solved the fraud therfore my vote doesn't matter as it's all agreed upon behind the scenes

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (MPYWI)

282 Mike Reese, PA GOP, dead from a brain aneurysm. But Pelosi and Biden are just fine, couldn't be better.

Uh huh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (l9m7l)

283 Not justifying their salaries, but top-tier college coaches work incredibly hard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (mht8P)


Harder than a roofer?

I forget how many states have the highest paid state employee is a football coach. This whole fire the staff and pay off their contracts thing is ludicrous.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (ZfRYq)

284 276 West Middlesex, PA??
Posted by: Puddleglum

West Middlesex, PA, gateway to Pulaski.
Posted by: Tonypete



Along the Banks of the Shenango!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (kljiq)

285 {{WDS}} how are you my dear? Seems you get on here about my bedtime so wanted to say hi and happy new year to you and yours!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (nxdel)

286 BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana

Good advice.

I asked the Kansas Attorney General that if I did to telemarketers what I want to; would a jury convict me?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:52 PM (u82oZ)

287 Good job! Better keep her happy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 10:50 PM (rwusL)


And keeping the tool buying on the downlow.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:52 PM (ZfRYq)

288 Oh and go USA juniors

And how about my Cyclones

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 10:52 PM (/UQ/R)

289 {{{Jewells}}}

{{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

290 Aren't there a lot more poll watchers?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 10:42 PM (i8kUJ)


Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2021 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

291 Not justifying their salaries, but top-tier college coaches work incredibly hard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (mht8P)

Just my opinion but not any harder than many other professions. Especially since it's not really work when you love what you're doing.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:53 PM (2DOZq)

292 Getting kungflu test tomorrow to be able to travel to Maryland. Oh joy
Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *
{{{WDS}}}
Good luck on the test and have safe travels.
Hope surgery went well for Mr. WDS.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 10:54 PM (rwusL)

293 Let's get the model of Panhard Alberta Oil Peon owns. Or some other outrageous vehicle like a M1126 Stryker.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:44 PM (u82oZ)


Good idea NaCly! Funny thing I recognized the Panhard name when AOP first mentioned it, but I think that memory came from a book written about the thirties in Europe! Turns out the last production Panhard was in 1967, so this should be a good warranty test.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 10:54 PM (87oRe)

294 When you hear a college football announcer talking about Kansas and Missouri playing, and they call it the "long-standing rivalry," and the "border war," they aren't really referencing a college rivalry. The "border war" actually was a border WAR.

Pro-slavery Democrats used to form up at night in Missouri, ride into the Kansas/Nebraska territory, find anti-slavery Republican farms, drag those farmers and their families out of their homes in the middle of the night, murder them, burn their homes, burn their crops, and ride back into Missouri.

Then, a couple of nights later, a group of anti-slavery Republicans would form up. They would ride into Missouri, find pro-slavery farms, drag those people from their homes, kill them, and burn their homes and crops.

Read up on "Bleeding Kansas."

Democrats have ALWAYS been on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 02, 2021 10:55 PM (VDbGO)

295 Hadrian the Seventh

Top-tier college coaches at public universities are on the top of all public employees salary lists for almost all states. Says a lot about our priorities.

Coach Snyder worked very hard. The new Coach works hard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 10:56 PM (u82oZ)

296 Dairy's closed. Moose out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: ns. Moose milk, mice milk. Whatever it takes at January 02, 2021 10:56 PM (n/szn)

297 Yes, but you have to be really good. Linda Pitts is really good. Because of Her Majesty's knee, we've used Brian Livingston, who is really good. It was once said that Jimmy Moses could bring a cockroach into the ring and get a Best in Show.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2021 10:45 PM (mht8P)
************
lol. I know Linda lives in Tennessee and I have always loved the dogs she shows, especially the cocker spaniels which I am currently in the market for since the last of my cockers passed away 2 months ago.

Just out of curiosity, approximately how much do handlers get paid per dog?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:56 PM (NpAcC)

298 Posted by: mnw at January 02, 2021 10:19 PM (Cssks)


Apparently you don't approve of the way this blog is administered.


Perhaps it would be better if you found another blog that was run differently...one closer to your blog aesthetic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

299 USA just scored. 1-0 over Slovakia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (kljiq)

300 Even if it's generally believed on the Left that this is a done deal and there will be no recourse (which may or may not be what they believe) -- they have been saying repeatedly and publicly that they're not finished with us after January 20. A full program of retaliation and neutralization is considered essential.

The trolls, whether acting on their own out of boredom and feelings of inadequacy, or as part of some plan, reflect this.

How do you crush 80 million people' many of them armed? Gradually, in stages, and with some thought put into it.

And with deception. The trains are relocating us for our safety. The building with the empty water tower is a shower.

They are not finished. Even the dumbest among them have absorbed this and act on it in their own dumb way.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2021 10:37 PM (t5m5e)

Here's our saving grace: they are not unified. They are very, very divided. The Bosheviks need to take control over the Mensheviks before they can start the reeducation camps.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (BMmaB)

301 So she bought me a nice toolchest and workbench.

Winning I think.
Posted by: blaster

This didn't work. I gave her complete sets and she still raided the tool chest because she *knew* where to find my organized tools. DOH!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (gtatv)

302 Seems like lots of people are going to DC Jan 6.

http://preview.alturl.com/n6knm

There are morons gone be there.

Seek out others. Strength and safety in numbers.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (ZfRYq)

303 Read up on "Bleeding Kansas."

Democrats have ALWAYS been on the wrong side of history.
Posted by: Sam Adams at January 02, 2021 10:55 PM (VDbGO)

Or watch The Outlaw Josey Wales.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 10:58 PM (BMmaB)

304 No state employee can make say 1 million a year. That would end these stupid college coaching contracts.
Posted by: lowandslow
Coaches salaries are usually comprised of several variables. Let's take nick saban as an example at Alabama:1) nick sabans salary from the state of Alabama is probably 75k a year. He gets health benefits and pension like every other teacher there. This is what you would be able to limit
2) Nike deal with Alabama. This is probably worth like 2 mil a year. Alabama agrees to pass this through to him as part of his contract negotiations. Money comes from Nike not the state of Alabama.
3) booster money to further bridge gap. Once again, these are private donations to the program and unregulated.
4) use of Bama facilities for camps. Probably another couple hundred k.
5) private deals - books, TV ads, etc.

The only part of a college coaches salary you can limit is the smallest part. The rest come from the boosters or private enterprises.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:58 PM (MPYWI)

305 Jewells, WDS and Ladyl all here in the ONT.

Still, it could be better. Y'all could be back here in Texas, and we could make it an impromptu mo meet.

Hey, a Moron can dream, can't he?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:58 PM (QzJWU)

306 There's a shit ton of money in college football. However, if they keep up the Covid bullshit, many programs will suffer.

As an aside, it will be funny to see in a couple of years of California bullshit:

Amarillo 49ers
San Antonio Chargers
Lubbock Rams

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (kTF2Z)

307 The contract would state that you would not bring your lousy ideas into the state.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:28 PM (NpAcC)


I, Emmie Moron, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will not vote for, or attempt to vote for, any of the stupid stuff that is sending my previous state on the fast track to Nowheresville.

I will carefully consider my choices in representatives and select the one(s) that have the greatest regard for personal liberty and the least regard for the DC cocktail circuit.

So help me, God.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (ofYez)

308 Congrats to Hadrian, Delilah and Her Majesty, WTG.

Posted by: Farmer at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (/LM9B)

309 The Horde should know that MisHum is a very talented artist. Holy cow.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

310 "Lit up like Wrigley Field:"

Wasn't really that long ago that you couldn't say that.

Using lights really changed night baseball, some say for the better.

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at January 02, 2021 11:00 PM (qpX6U)

311 forget how many states have the highest paid state employee is a football coach. This whole fire the staff and pay off their contracts thing is ludicrous.
Posted by: blaster
Their salary doesn't come from the state though. It comes from a variety of sources.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:00 PM (MPYWI)

312 The only part of a college coaches salary you can limit is the smallest part. The rest come from the boosters or private enterprises.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:58 PM (MPYWI)


Yeah, no.

Why do they have to buy out the multi-million dollar contracts then?

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:00 PM (ZfRYq)

313 USA just scored. 1-0 over Slovakia.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 10:57 PM (kljiq)


Not a huge fan of NASCAR.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (2N7oZ)

314 Good night. Got a 9 hour drive tomorrow getting back home to Smash & Junior-ette.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (KoFQf)

315 hey people

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (iTXRQ)

316 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 10:51 PM (MPYWI)
*********
Do it for Trump.
Please don't give us Ossoff for 6 yrs... please don't give us Ossoff for 6 yrs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (NpAcC)

317 306 Jewells, WDS and Ladyl all here in the ONT.

Still, it could be better. Y'all could be back here in Texas, and we could make it an impromptu mo meet.
Hey, a Moron can dream, can't he?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 10:58 PM (QzJWU)

I do dream of Texas! I can't wait to go back. Wish you and Jewells and Nurse were coming to DC.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

318 Kindest regards to Hadrian, I am late to the party, but I see congratulations are in order and wish to be included therein.
Congratulations!

Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (w7KSn)

319 The Horde should know that MisHum is a very talented artist. Holy cow.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)


Good to know, but from his superb ONT picture selections, I would have expected no less!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (87oRe)

320 Hey, a Moron can dream, can't he?

That would be wonderful. Hard to believe Texas was only a few months ago.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (nxdel)

321 As an aside, it will be funny to see in a couple of years of California bullshit:



Amarillo 49ers

San Antonio Chargers

Lubbock Rams

Posted by: Duke Lowell


SNORT!! And Washington...However, "Post Falls Seahawks" lacks a little.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (1cdyO)

322 Read up on "Bleeding Kansas."
Democrats have ALWAYS been on the wrong side of history.
Posted by: Sam Adams
When can we start doing this again?

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (MPYWI)

323 How come North Carolina didn't do better this year? Their defense has been stout against A&M.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (yQpMk)

324 I do dream of Texas! I can't wait to go back. Wish you and Jewells and Nurse were coming to DC.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (TdMsT)


I am in!

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (ZfRYq)

325 The Horde should know that MisHum is a very talented artist. Holy cow.

Posted by: Ladyl



I did not know that. I'm not surprised though. If I lived in a part of the country where winter is 9 months long, I'd probably be a decent artist too. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 11:03 PM (kljiq)

326 Wish you and Jewells and Nurse were coming to DC.

Me too. Soooo wish I could be there. I will be there in spirit, believe me.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 11:03 PM (nxdel)

327 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:00 PM (MPYWI)

The salary is a contract with the university, not anyone else .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

328 #324 BacktoGA,]

Probably sooner than you'd think.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (VDbGO)

329 Doug Collins forced the runoff. But for his vanity run, she would be seated in the Senate January 4.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 10:03 PM (BMmaB)

That is grade A BS. It wasn't her seat and lots of Georgians wanted Doug Collins instead. I would not be at all surprised if some of the cheating in GA knocked Collins out of the run off.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (946rW)

330
I am in!
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:02 PM (ZfRYq)


Blaster--you're going to be there?!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

331 Bon soir moron Community

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (bzrNB)

332 Blaster--you're going to be there?!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (TdMsT)


Yes I think we are on an email thread together.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (ZfRYq)

333 I don't have much money but would be happy to suck them off


Of this I have no doubt, Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:05 PM (yQpMk)

334 Before lights, night baseball had more errors, strikeouts and injuries than day baseball. Fans enjoyed it, despite there being few plays they could actually see.

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs at January 02, 2021 11:05 PM (qpX6U)

335
Wasn't really that long ago that you couldn't say that.



Using lights really changed night baseball, some say for the better.

Posted by: gp's Movie Laffs


I remember when Mt. Spokane had the longest lit ski run in N. America.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:05 PM (1cdyO)

336 Sioux Falls Seahawks
Bismarck Cardinals
Savanna Steelers
Pensacola Eagles

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:06 PM (kTF2Z)

337 Yeah, no.
Why do they have to buy out the multi-million dollar contracts then?
Posted by: blaster
The money doesn't come from the state of Alabama or the taxpayers. It comes from the boosters, the endowment, or wherever the hell the university of Alabama wants it to come from. Don't confuse a 'state employee' title with the state paying for the contract.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:06 PM (MPYWI)

338 331 Doug Collins forced the runoff. But for his vanity run, she would be seated in the Senate January 4.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 10:03 PM (BMmaB)

That is grade A BS. It wasn't her seat and lots of Georgians wanted Doug Collins instead. I would not be at all surprised if some of the cheating in GA knocked Collins out of the run off.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (946rW)


There is not a single Collins voter who would have voted for Warnock. Now, some of them would have stayed home, but if Collins weren't in the race, Loeffler would have beat Warnock outright. It's simple math. Collins is a great guy, but he screwed this up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)

339 Nobody wants the New England Patriots though. They're stuck in Mass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (kTF2Z)

340 I remember when Mt. Spokane had the longest lit ski run in N. America.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:05 PM (1cdyO)

They played an LPGA tournament under the lights this year in some Asian country.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

341 Please take *all* the Pro sports teams from Phoenix including Spring Training.

Not kidding, they are all lib suckups.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (gtatv)

342 I would have loved to have made the D.C. trip. It was discussed here at Casa New Dawn, and studied well.

Alas, it proved a logistical impossibility due to pre existing work responsibilities. Unavoidable, those.

I pledge to find and engage in every other form of Irish Democracy as I'm able to bring to bear. And I have a rather vivid and inventive imagination.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (QzJWU)

343
Yes I think we are on an email thread together.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:04 PM (ZfRYq)


I haven't been looking carefully enough at the names on the thread. I'm sorry, Blaster.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

344 WDS, I promise to make a special effort to see you. We'll have MoMees and other reasons to come back to visit.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (ofYez)

345 There is not a single Collins voter who would have voted for Warnock. Now, some of them would have stayed home, but if Collins weren't in the race, Loeffler would have beat Warnock outright. It's simple math. Collins is a great guy, but he screwed this up.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)


Well he'd like you to fix it.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (ZfRYq)

346 BacktoGA

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (u82oZ)

347 Posted by: JROD at January 02, 2021 10:29 PM (0jZnq)

Easy there. Just ignore the trolls.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (xT2tT)

348 I'm sorry. The tournament was in Dubai .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (2DOZq)

349 I haven't been looking carefully enough at the names on the thread. I'm sorry, Blaster.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (TdMsT)


No worries we are all under layers of socks....

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (ZfRYq)

350 Please don't give us Ossoff for 6 yrs... please don't give us Ossoff for 6 yrs.
Posted by: redridinghood
Listen man, Ossof is a douche. But once again, please explain how my vote will not be stolen. And 'hoping' it turns out different is something I'd expect to find on a religious site not a smart military blog

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (MPYWI)

351

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (QzJWU)


That would be be a pretty fur piece for you to travel Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

352 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2021 11:09 PM (u82oZ)

353 But once again, please explain how my vote will not be stolen. And 'hoping' it turns out different is something I'd expect to find on a religious site not a smart military blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (MPYWI)



What does it cost to vote?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:10 PM (yQpMk)

354 350 I haven't been looking carefully enough at the names on the thread. I'm sorry, Blaster.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

No worries we are all under layers of socks....


Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (ZfRYq)


It gets confusing!

The other day I called Chique "Chique" in a text!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

355 There is not a single Collins voter who would have voted for Warnock. Now, some of them would have stayed home, but if Collins weren't in the race, Loeffler would have beat Warnock outright. It's simple math. Collins is a great guy, but he screwed this up.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Wasn't Collins the only one with Donald Trump Jr when he was in Atlanta? Worth some points in my book.
Also, let's not forget Perdue was above 50% with no runoff required before GA let the fraud continue therefore forcing a runoff.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:11 PM (MPYWI)

356 But once again, please explain how my vote will not be stolen. And 'hoping' it turns out different is something I'd expect to find on a religious site not a smart military blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (MPYWI)

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All you can control is whether you vote or not. Go vote in person. Whether it's stolen or not remains to be seen, but at least you'll know you did what you could.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:11 PM (kTF2Z)

357 Just watched a good documentary on Amazon Prime about the making of Tommy by The Who. Had some early footage I hadn't seen before. Plus it covered Arfur, the inspiration behind Pinball Wizard. I haven't seen that mentioned since the album came out. Roger Daltry comes across as impressive. Very nice, if you are a Who fan.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 02, 2021 11:11 PM (YynYJ)

358 313. Agree with blaster. College coaches compensation packages are negotiated and approved through university financial review, taking in state law regarding state employees including anything applicable through collective bargaining regarding non union salaries. Many university athletic departments are separate entities from the universities and most are 501c designations. Federal law governing nonprofit come into play in addition to state law. Market forces drive coaches compensation.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (kBSGs)

359 What does it cost to vote?
Posted by: G'rump928
My dignity.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (MPYWI)

360
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

Good to know, but from his superb ONT picture selections, I would have expected no less!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:01 PM (87oRe)


Yes--beautiful wilderness scenes with gorgeous use of color.

The kind of paintings I love best.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (TdMsT)

361 What does it cost to vote?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Amen! I don't care how many lies I'm told. I'll vote till I die, then I'll vote dim.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (1cdyO)

362 I was born in GA. Maybe I should mail in my vote.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (ZfRYq)

363 Very nice, if you are a Who fan.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 02, 2021 11:11 PM (YynYJ)

On of my favorite albums, though i have a soft spot in my heart for it because I saw the movie at The Ziegfeld in NYC when I was just a wee lad!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (xT2tT)

364 Ladyl. Not really further than when I used to have to nearly commute to Orlando in my step mom's final years.

The weather though, would've been a high risk factor. Being stranded in a snowdrift along a rural interstate highway ain't my idea of a fun time.

And right now, those look like about even odds for the happening, out there. Bad weather, bad roads and bad drivers.

Anyone know the forecast for he 6th, in D.C. as yet?



Jim
Sun New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

365 What does it cost to vote?
Posted by: G'rump928
My dignity.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (MPYWI)

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Then you've already made up your mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (kTF2Z)

366 359 What does it cost to vote?
Posted by: G'rump928
My dignity.
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (MPYWI)

I voted.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 11:14 PM (i8kUJ)

367 This Jan. 6 event seems to be more organized than anything I've ever seen before.

This should be interesting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:14 PM (ofYez)

368 Listen man, Ossof is a douche. But once again, please explain how my vote will not be stolen. And 'hoping' it turns out different is something I'd expect to find on a religious site not a smart military blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (MPYWI)
* * * *
What I heard on Rush's show the other day made sense. The host ran through the litany of "why vote, nothing has changed in the fraud department." Sure, you could choose to stay home on that basis and it would be almost certain the seats would flip to Demon-crats. But what stuck with me was his final statement that if you don't get out there and vote, you have a zero chance of changing anything, so it is worth taking a shot.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 11:14 PM (rwusL)

369 The other day I called Chique "Chique" in a text!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:10 PM (TdMsT)


You mean that is not her name?
Why didn't someone tell me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:14 PM (87oRe)

370 Congratulations on Delilah's nice run in a very crazy year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 02, 2021 11:15 PM (YynYJ)

371 It should be no surprise to plenty of you, but South Carolina Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier is atop the list of state employees with his annual base salary of $1,050,000. That number does not include the money he makes from endorsements, incentives, or other arrangements he may have lined up.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:16 PM (ZfRYq)

372
Anyone know the forecast for he 6th, in D.C. as yet?



Jim
Sun New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (QzJWU)


45 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

373 The same people who endlessly write these "Condo" advice columns to throw everything out will turn right around and write snide-assed wiseguy articles on the value of the antique treasures you have tossed out. Think about it: if you are old enough to have read Readers Digest, Mechanix Illustrated, Popular Mechanics, and home-repair and handyman magazines, the ones with sea monkeys in the back, you will recall how this deadly cycle redistributes goods.

They are writers. They get paid to write. They have to write something.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 02, 2021 11:16 PM (zMFmR)

374 Voting makes one lose their dignity ? That's a new one.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

375
You mean that is not her name?
Why didn't someone tell me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:14 PM (87oRe)


Oh you!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

376 All you can control is whether you vote or not. Go vote in person. Whether it's stolen or not remains to be seen, but at least you'll know you did what you could.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I voted in person last time...I'm not rooting for the left here. Let's get that straight. But continuing to support a fraudulent GOP and election process are not the answer 100% of the time. Let me put it this way. If my vote determined the outcome of the election, I would vote Republican. However, after participating in this charade last time and seeing my side lose, I would prefer the gop get clobbered vs having a close election to prove a point. Clear as mud?

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (MPYWI)

377 340 I remember when Mt. Spokane had the longest lit ski run in N. America.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:05 PM (1cdyO)

They played an LPGA tournament under the lights this year in some Asian country.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks



Mideast. Dubai I think. Started in the daylight, ended after sunset.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (kljiq)

378 Dignity? Luxury! We had to vote for Romney and McCain!

Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (Yda+P)

379 This should be interesting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie

Hopefully, someone who counts will think, "I really don't want to be on the wrong side of these people."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (1cdyO)

380 Oh, man, socking ace... bad juju

Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (w7KSn)

381 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?

Steel toed boots.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (fsS3W)

382 Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

NoVA Weather for 6JAN looks tolerable, high mid forties, possibility of showers but wind chill in the high thirties!
Layer up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:18 PM (87oRe)

383 45 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:16 PM (TdMsT)


We will be doing lots of standing and walking. Go with what is most comfortable for you, but if that is sneakers, make sure your socks keep you warm. Mid 40s is not TOO cold but not much more miserable than cold feet.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:18 PM (ZfRYq)

384 Daltry talks about the difference between being a rock star and a film star. He said he couldn't go anywhere after the movie came out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 02, 2021 11:19 PM (YynYJ)

385 Trump's 2 Scottish golf clubs lost $90 million last year.
He's going to need to grift a lot more money out ogmf you MAGAtards to stay afloat.
Posted by: Ace
I'm going to Trump Turnberry in June to support our boy if Scotland let's me in.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:19 PM (MPYWI)

386 45 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?

Posted by: Ladyl
Corked sneakers.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:19 PM (1cdyO)

387 382 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?

Steel toed boots.
Posted by: Doctor President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (fsS3W)


I've got those, but I'm trying to weigh those against the remotely possible need to run FAST.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

388 Listen man, Ossof is a douche. But once again, please explain how my vote will not be stolen. And 'hoping' it turns out different is something I'd expect to find on a religious site not a smart military blog
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:08 PM (MPYWI)
**********
If enough people vote you just might be able to overcome the fraud and maybe they won't screw with the machines because people will be looking out for this.
It's worth the chance.
Or do it for Trump. Look how hard this man is working for us
Do it for Rush he's been fighting for us for forever.
Do it for Andrew Breitbart.
Do it for the country.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 11:19 PM (NpAcC)

389 I was momentarily sad when I realized that the Batman story didn't, in fact, involve a wrist-mounted Gatling gun.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2021 11:20 PM (1YlHz)

390 Ladyl. Steel toed boots, with logging caulks embedded in the soles. Otherwise known as spikes.

Then it would be all anti fa ha ha ha.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)

391 Responding the commenter socking ace, ill considered...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 11:20 PM (w7KSn)

392 My dirty little secret. I didn't vote for McCain or Romney. I just couldn't.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 11:20 PM (qH6FZ)

393
We will be doing lots of standing and walking. Go with what is most comfortable for you, but if that is sneakers, make sure your socks keep you warm. Mid 40s is not TOO cold but not much more miserable than cold feet.
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:18 PM (ZfRYq)


I'm thinking the hiking boots with wool camp socks might be the best bet.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

394 45 degrees and cloudy. I'm trying to decide what shoes/boots to bring. Running shoes or hiking boots?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:16 PM



Combat boots!

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (BIaNw)

395 Scoop: The @JoeBiden inaugural parade has been cancelled.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (3P/5p)

396 I would prefer the gop get clobbered vs having a close election to prove a point. Clear as mud?
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (MPYWI

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You sound like a seminar caller. Have a nice life.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (kTF2Z)

397 Dignity? Luxury! We had to vote for Romney and McCain!
Posted by: f'd at
Lol. And if we could go back in time, how many people here would agree that those votes were in vain and would rescind them? I would and I voted for both those cocksukers!

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (MPYWI)

398 390 Ladyl. Steel toed boots, with logging caulks embedded in the soles. Otherwise known as spikes.

Then it would be all anti fa ha ha ha.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 02, 2021 11:20 PM (QzJWU)


LOL!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

399 395 Scoop: The @JoeBiden inaugural parade has been cancelled.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at January 02, 2021 11:21 PM (3P/5p)


Is that because they aren't expecting anyone to show up?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 11:22 PM (i8kUJ)

400 306 There's a shit ton of money in college football. However, if they keep up the Covid bullshit, many programs will suffer.

As an aside, it will be funny to see in a couple of years of California bullshit:

Amarillo 49ers
San Antonio Chargers
Lubbock Rams
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 10:59 PM (kTF2Z)

Honestly not sure what Stan Kronke was thinking. Maybe a new trophy wife wanted to live in Beverly Hills? Yeah, St Louis might suck, but Angelenos in this century are not big football fans.

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 11:22 PM (YkawN)

401 Scoop: The @JoeBiden inaugural parade has been cancelled.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

See? Even the idiot knows he's not legit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:23 PM (1cdyO)

402 Do it for Rush he's been fighting for us for forever.
Do it for Andrew Breitbart.
Do it for the country.
Posted by: redridinghood
I was kinda hoping rush would go out with a bang. Like get your guns and start shooting or secede or something tangible.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:23 PM (MPYWI)

403 That sounds like a threat, Antifa.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

404 We can't go back in time though and we don't know the future so we have to give it our best shot. I feel cheated too, I'm furious, I hate the candidates, and I don't know if my vote will count. I'm going to vote again though, because the alternative is complete abdication.

Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Yda+P)

405 I don't regret my vote for either McCain or Romney. Both were against Obama. Okay maybe just a little bit but I'd still vote for them over Obama any day.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (2DOZq)

406 So that bomber in Nashville thing just sorta disappeared, eh?

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (ZfRYq)

407 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:23 PM (MPYWI)

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Now I definitely know you're full of shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (kTF2Z)

408 404 That sounds like a threat, Antifa.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)


I think it was snark

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:26 PM (ZfRYq)

409 My dirty little secret. I didn't vote for McCain or Romney. I just couldn't.
Posted by: lowandslow
That secret will get you labeled as a troll around here

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:26 PM (MPYWI)

410 There's more to the decline of sports entertainment, including college football, then social justice nuttery and Covid. It's declining fast because young people just aren't interested in it. The money people need to be recognizing that when they're negotiating these salaries.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (qH6FZ)

411 Scoop: The @JoeBiden inaugural parade has been cancelled.

They couldn't round up eight golf carts.

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (ZY9MN)

412 408 404 That sounds like a threat, Antifa.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

I think it was snark
Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:26 PM (ZfRYq)


Yeah--but I searched the hash on this thread and it was the only comment.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

413 I get fewer and fewer calls now. Not sure which method is working.

I got some deadbeat's phone number when I needed a burn phone and a number. So for a few weeks I had as the outgoing voicemail message the phone company SIT-IC tones (the three rising tones before the recorded message as to why the call didn't complete).

The automated dialing equipment is programmed to recognize those codes and remove the number from its dialing list.

Unwelcome calls dropped off fairly quick.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (6NjN3)

414 I don't regret my vote for either McCain or Romney. Both were against Obama. Okay maybe just a little bit but I'd still vote for them over Obama any day.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (2DOZq)
* * * *
Sometimes we have to vote against someone more than we vote for someone else. I was one of millions that cast those types of votes even though I did not like either McCain or Romney. Not once did I consider not voting because my staying home would have been a sure vote for the Kenyan.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (rwusL)

415 Imagine believing we're going to count your GOP vote in GA.

Idiots

Posted by: Dominion Software Programmer at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (Wv/so)

416 my new custom made Ace of Spades leather branding kit is on it's way!! Can't wait to experiment.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 10:30 PM (nxdel)

Well, on your first Moron roundup and drive you'll find if we are as easy to herd as cats are.

An AoSHQ brand would be cool. Sounds a tad painful, though.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM (l7Kbv)

417 You sound like a seminar caller. Have a nice life.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I don't get it.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:28 PM (MPYWI)

418 That secret will get you labeled as a troll around here
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:26 PM (MPYWI)

Quit playing the victim card. No one called you a troll. Some people just disagree with you.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 11:28 PM (2DOZq)

419 I love you all.....and can't wait to see you on the 6th. Planning my wardrobe so I can stay warm.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)

420 If you follow that link about Fucking, Austria, you run into this map of a bunch of North American cities with funny names:

https://tinyurl.com/Other-Cities-With-Crazy-Names

My personal favorite: Dutch Oven Lane, which appears to be in Nevada.

Others notables are Cat's Dingleberries and Witch's Tits, Alaska.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2021 11:29 PM (1YlHz)

421 IF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOgyNfHl1U

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at January 02, 2021 11:29 PM (AHq56)

422 Yeah--but I searched the hash on this thread and it was the only comment.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:27 PM



It's using a VPN -- it can change its hash for every post...

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM (BIaNw)

423 419 I love you all.....and can't wait to see you on the 6th. Planning my wardrobe so I can stay warm.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at January 02, 2021 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)


WDS--do you mind if I call you tomorrow? Last minute details, etc.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

424 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:17 PM (MPYWI)

Actually, I understand your position perfectly. The GOP Establishment has played the least-worst option game for decades and we have been screwed over for decades.
But Bribem and Commiela are bat shit insane and anything that can be done to slow them down even a tiny bit needs to be done. And true enough, this vote may change nothing.
The difference is that this time the fraud, deception, corruption, and deceit inherent in almost all of our elected officials is almost impossible to ignore.
There are NOW thousands, if not tens or hundreds of thousands, of GOP (and a few Dem) voters that have had their noses rubbed in the filth of out political system and they will not be docile lambs in 2022.
So, my hope is that people will vote because their vote "might" be counted correctly and in the knowledge that if they do not vote, then one less fraudulent vote is required for us to lose badly.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM (87oRe)

425 404 We can't go back in time though and we don't know the future so we have to give it our best shot. I feel cheated too, I'm furious, I hate the candidates, and I don't know if my vote will count. I'm going to vote again though, because the alternative is complete abdication.
Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Yda+P)

Thanks! And thanks to all who are going to the swamp next week. Have fun and stay away from the assorted sex offenders and meth heads Antifa will bus in to harass you!

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 11:31 PM (YkawN)

426 Like my dad always told me, "if you don't vote, you have no right to complain." And he didn't mean writing in Mickey Mouse either.
This was after I turned 18 and decided not to vote in the election.
Only time I ever did that.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 11:31 PM (NpAcC)

427 It's using a VPN -- it can change its hash for every post...

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM (BIaNw)


It's very quick scum.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:31 PM (87oRe)

428 Sioux Falls Seahawks

Bismarck Cardinals

Savanna Steelers

Pensacola Eagles

Well, if you're looking for the original pro sports business model, go no farther than the Oorang Indians of Larue, Ohio, one of the first NFL franchises, in 1919.
Walter Lingo raised Airedales. He operated a (really damn good) pro football team to publicize his dog breeding operation. Jim Thorpe coached the team and managed the kennels. The NFL license cost $100. Each of his dogs was worth $150. Man would I love to have seen Michael Vick signed into that contract.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 02, 2021 11:32 PM (zMFmR)

429 Quit playing the victim card. No one called you a troll. Some people just disagree with you.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks
I would view voting similar to the tax rate, right? If they raised the income tax to 90%,youd stop working, right? There would be no point to working as you do not own the products of your labor.

After this election, it has been proven scientifically that you do not own the fruits of your vote. Therefore you would stop voting. It's that simple. No more no less.

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:34 PM (MPYWI)

430 You will never have your votes counted again if you vote GOP.

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Dominion Software Programmer at January 02, 2021 11:34 PM (Wv/so)

431 I got some deadbeat's phone number when I needed a
burn phone and a number. So for a few weeks I had as the outgoing
voicemail message the phone company SIT-IC tones (the three rising tones
before the recorded message as to why the call didn't complete).



The automated dialing equipment is programmed to recognize those codes and remove the number from its dialing list.



Unwelcome calls dropped off fairly quick.


If I bother to answer it's usually with a "Hello" that sounds an awful lot like a recorded or synthesized voice. Confuses the shit out of people, and automated systems usually hang up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 02, 2021 11:34 PM (SchxB)

432

VOTE HARDER !


SEND MONEY !!!!

Posted by: THE GOPEe at January 02, 2021 11:35 PM (r4bSV)

433 A&M is almost certainly about to win the Orange Bowl, but UNC really made it hard. They had a good chance to win it in the 2nd half. How did this team have three loses in the ACC?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:35 PM (yQpMk)

434 Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM
Can't disagree

Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (MPYWI)

435 I've got those, but I'm trying to weigh those against the remotely possible need to run FAST.

I was once in a situation where it was fight or flee, and despite the CQB training, the best defense against an attack is to not be there - even Krav instructors would vacate.

But these dudes pursued and then it became clear I would only fight tired if continuing to run.

Stopping to deal with the problem was less than optimum two of the three went to the hospital, the third fled in one direction I went relatively unharmed quickly in the other.

If you can't run, best to be in a crowd who can fight.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (Ny1P3)

436 The last meaningful Presidential vote any of us made in the last 32 years was those that voted for Trump in 16. You can try justifying to yourself your past votes but that's the truth of it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (qH6FZ)

437 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:35 PM (yQpMk)

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UNC played a good game and should be proud.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (kTF2Z)

438 If I bother to answer it's usually with a "Hello"
that sounds an awful lot like a recorded or synthesized voice. Confuses
the shit out of people, and automated systems usually hang up.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better

"Verify launch codes, my key is inserted."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:37 PM (1cdyO)

439
If you can't run, best to be in a crowd who can fight.
Posted by: Doctor President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (Ny1P3)


Running is my best thing! But like you say, it may not be an option.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:38 PM (TdMsT)

440 The Democrats don't want us to vote in the Georgia election. They must be in ecstasy hearing that we might stay home.
Chuck Schumer can't wait to ram his radical agenda for the next 4 years down our throats or forever. He would love to shut down this site because we criticize their policies.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 11:39 PM (NpAcC)

441 When I went to the last big DC rally, I saw hundreds of Proud Boys there.

The ONLY time I saw any dustup, it was where Proud Boys were. Not sure who started it, it was about 20 yards away and it didn't last long, wasn't too serious.

The main thing is get out of the District before the sun goes down. If you are staying in a hotel there, get there while the sun is still up.

Posted by: blaster at January 02, 2021 11:39 PM (ZfRYq)

442 It's using a VPN -- it can change its hash for every post...

Posted by: Zettai at January 02, 2021 11:30 PM (BIaNw)

It's very quick scum.


Mine changes with every post - its a feature. As it gets weirder out there its important to remember that your ISP is not your partner in your digital security.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:40 PM (yOkvU)

443 Both A&M and UNC looked better than ND did.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 02, 2021 11:40 PM (yQpMk)

444 If I bother to answer it's usually with a "Hello"
that sounds an awful lot like a recorded or synthesized voice. Confuses
the shit out of people, and automated systems usually hang up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better

"Verify launch codes, my key is inserted."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:37 PM (

-----------

"Ok, they're all dead. What are my orders?"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:40 PM (kTF2Z)

445 My dear Father God,

Thank You for the freedoms and blessings You have bestowed on this nation. Thank You for inspiring our Founders to create a government system that respects the dignity of Your children.

We have not been as diligent as needed to protect this precious gift. Please forgive us and bring revival and repentance.

Please grant us the wisdom and strength we need to discern Your leading and to follow it. Please open our eyes to opportunities You provide to restore this great nation.

We ask this in the strong name of our King Jesus.

Amen

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:40 PM (ofYez)

446 UNC played a good game and should be proud.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:36 PM (kTF2Z)
***********
Weren't they out with 3 star players with Covid?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (NpAcC)

447 Running is my best thing! But like you say, it may not be an option.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:38 PM (TdMsT)


Running in/into a crowd/mob you do not know is probably not a good idea.
Running (or standing) with a crowd of Morons you do know is much to be preferred!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (87oRe)

448 A Tesla burns up in Seoul Korea, killing the owner, who was letting a friend drive. The driver somehow slammed the car into a underground parking garage wall. Some of the cool features, like those door handles that sit flush with the body, and the falcon wing doors, both of which do not work when the car battery is not working, prevented rescue of the owner. The biggest cool feature, the battery, becomes a lethal hot mess under these wrong conditions.
https://tinyurl.com/y8kjumv2

Posted by: MikeM at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (np8OD)

449 Duke, LOL.

Whenever anyone asks me "can you do me a favor?" I always respond, "who do you need killed?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

450 well, i just called Herself on the cell, and at the hotel...

no answer.

just what i needed: reasons to worry.

F 2021 too.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (L5BFD)

451 "Verify launch codes, my key is inserted."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:37 PM (



-----------



"Ok, they're all dead. What are my orders?"


Keep it going, I'm taking notes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 02, 2021 11:41 PM (SchxB)

452 The RoboCalls have no sidetone, as there is not an 'open mike' on the calling end, as there would be with a personal phone call.
I just keep my thumb over the mike on my end and listen to the silence until the computer times out...
Nothing will happen unless you speak, and then will be connected to a boiler-room.

Posted by: ChrisP at January 02, 2021 11:42 PM (a13Df)

453 Whenever anyone asks me "can you do me a favor?" I always respond, "who do you need killed?"

I usually go with the more subtle, "Does it need to look like an accident?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 02, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)

454 I usually go with the more subtle, "Does it need to look like an accident?"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at January 02, 2021 11:43 PM (SchxB)


I do so hope someone is taking notes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:44 PM (87oRe)

455 Please grant us the wisdom and strength we need to
discern Your leading and to follow it. Please open our eyes to
opportunities You provide to restore this great nation.



We ask this in the strong name of our King Jesus.



Amen

Posted by: President-elect Emmie

Wow! Heh, allow me to sponsor you on the lecture circuit!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:44 PM (1cdyO)

456 Keep it going, I'm taking notes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Hello, this number is being monitored due to a murder, please state your name, location, and reason for this call.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:44 PM (gtatv)

457
We ask this in the strong name of our King Jesus.

Amen
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:40 PM (ofYez)


Amen.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 11:45 PM (TdMsT)

458 Keep it going, I'm taking notes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


You want to buy some insurance?

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2021 11:45 PM (i8kUJ)

459 Another way to get 'em is to have a funny greeting ID.

"Joe's Crematorium."
"Sondra's House of Sluts and Exotic Dance."
"NSA."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

460 Wow! Heh, allow me to sponsor you on the lecture circuit!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:44 PM (1cdyO)


You know someone who needs to be lectured? I guess I could be persuaded to do some lecturing.

Hectoring involves an upcharge, though.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:46 PM (ofYez)

461 Goodnight, beloved Horde! May all of your resolutions come true!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 11:48 PM (ofYez)

462 Joe's Crematorium has a lot of great possibilities too.

"Joe's Crematorium. You turn 'em, we burn 'em!"
"Joe's Crematorium. You choke, we smoke!"
"Joe's Crematorium. You die, we fry!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 02, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

463 What, car warranty? Well I don't know about that, but since I have you, let's talk about the wonders of Amway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 02, 2021 11:48 PM (kTF2Z)

464 Wow the troll really thinks this will bother the horde?
What a delusional ultra-marroon.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:48 PM (gtatv)

465 You know someone who needs to be lectured? I guess I could be persuaded to do some lecturing.



Hectoring involves an upcharge, though.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie


Well there is this large building in DC which houses some folks who could use a good talking to...followed by a severe beating.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:49 PM (1cdyO)

466 We ask this in the strong name of our King Jesus.

Amen

Posted by: President-elect Emmie




Thank you for this, Emmie.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 02, 2021 11:49 PM (1YlHz)

467 Wow the troll really thinks this will bother the horde?
What a delusional ultra-marroon.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:48 PM (gtatv)


We have survived far worse!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:50 PM (87oRe)

468
We have survived far worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Yeah, me mis-identifying the ONT COBs strikes me as *far worse*.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (gtatv)

469 Well there is this large building in DC which houses some folks who could use a good talking to...followed by a severe beating.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 11:49 PM (1cdyO)


I think I can get Emmie a deal on slightly used tire irons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (87oRe)

470 There is not a single Collins voter who would have
voted for Warnock. Now, some of them would have stayed home, but if
Collins weren't in the race, Loeffler would have beat Warnock outright.
It's simple math. Collins is a great guy, but he screwed this up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)

No he didn't.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (946rW)

471 Throw out tools? Toys? Yeah, I don't think so.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 02, 2021 09:56 PM (1cdyO)

Yeah, that listicle was dead lame.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 11:52 PM (mzC78)

472 Yeah, me mis-identifying the ONT COBs strikes me as *far worse*.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (gtatv)


Inconceivable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:52 PM (87oRe)

473 We have survived far worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



Well.......garrrett.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 02, 2021 11:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

474 Wow the troll really thinks this will bother the horde?
What a delusional ultra-marroon.
Posted by: AZ
-------

It's projection. Remember the hysterical weeping and rending of clothing the night Hillary lost?

The troll thinks we are upset about Trump...it doesn't get it that the concern is for the survival of The Republic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2021 11:53 PM (YoBSP)

475
Well.......garrrett.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

How do you pronounce GaRRRett?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 02, 2021 11:53 PM (gtatv)

476 President-elect Emmie

That was indeed a righteous rant, very heart-felt, and very true!
Thank you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:54 PM (87oRe)

477 Hey, somebody was complaining the other day that Lysol spray had been unavailable in their city for 8 months. You can order the Amway version from their website. Pursue spray. Decent product, and if you order online you probably will not get hooked into a sales presentation

Posted by: WhyBanned at January 02, 2021 11:55 PM (YkawN)

478 Well.......garrrett.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.


Well the jury might still be out on that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:55 PM (87oRe)

479 Running in/into a crowd/mob you do not know is probably not a good idea.
Running (or standing) with a crowd of Morons you do know is much to be preferred!


It really depends heavily on why you are the target. If you have been designated their cat-toy, then there was a lot of bad decisions that led up to that point.

With very little practice but with an unusual amount of intestinal fortitude, knee strikes to the groin and ankle stomps are probably the best bang for the least amount of training - especially in crowds.

Most idiots throwing fists won't know how to deal with someone getting deep inside their strike zone - it reduces their effectiveness while it gives you room to get inside their OODA cycle to deliver a message.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at January 02, 2021 11:56 PM (lYIOP)

480 Trollsteress is so boring, I'm going to call it a night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:58 PM (87oRe)

481 Hey horde. Tested positive for the ChinaFlu today.

So much drama at the house...my grown/teen daughters live here and have all decided I should wrap myself in saran wrap and bury myself away from them in the back yard.

At any rate. They gafe me a steroid shot. I'm on day three of antibiotics because I have a sinus infection--its all I thought it was.

Who was our local source for supplements?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:00 AM (2HIdp)

482 I think I can get Emmie a deal on slightly used tire irons!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (87oRe)


I hear Insomniac Industries makes some nice ones.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:00 AM (ofYez)

483 But I told God that the house really appealed to me and asked if it
would be a good choice for us, and if so, could He hold it for us?

This explains a lot. Obviously, the property we have on the market has not moved because so many people have fallen in love with it and prayed to have God hold it for them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2021 12:00 AM (zMFmR)

484 What, car warranty? Well I don't know about that, but since I have you, let's talk about the wonders of Amway.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The company I work for does a lot of business with Amway through toll processors.

A executives there want to get away from the pyramid sales method, because it REALLY irritates a lot of people (in America).

But...it is incredibly successful in Asia.
Go figger.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 03, 2021 12:02 AM (ZCiJZ)

485
Who was our local source for supplements?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:00 AM (2HIdp)


Shibumi and Bozo Conservative.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 03, 2021 12:02 AM (TdMsT)

486 Who was our local source for supplements?

Posted by: TexasDan



Shoot me an e-mail to EventHorizonEscapee@gmail.com and I'll ship you a bottle of Cell Armour tomorrow morning, and e-mail you the studies that support its use as a broad spectrum anti-viral.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:02 AM (1YlHz)

487 I hear Insomniac Industries makes some nice ones.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie


Dammit it people! It's function over form!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 03, 2021 12:02 AM (1cdyO)

488 Who was our local source for supplements?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:00 AM (2HIdp)


Sharkman is.

BTW, thank you, Sharkman, for sending the supplements! They were waiting for me when I returned home. I spent some time with some Covid-y people this week, so we'll see if I end up needing to take them.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:03 AM (ofYez)

489 Or Shibumi and Bozo Conservative . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:04 AM (1YlHz)

490 BTW, thank you, Sharkman, for sending the supplements! They were waiting for me when I returned home. I spent some time with some Covid-y people this week, so we'll see if I end up needing to take them.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie



*FistBump*

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:05 AM (1YlHz)

491 I'm off to watch Ad Astra.

May the Lord's infinite blessings descend upon you and yours, blessed Horde.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:06 AM (1YlHz)

492 Hmmm. I may do a religious fast on Jan. 6 in solidarity with the patriots going to DC.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:06 AM (ofYez)

493 At any rate. They gafe me a steroid shot. I'm on day three of antibiotics because I have a sinus infection--its all I thought it was.

Who was our local source for supplements?
Posted by: TexasDan

My wife and I both got Covid 19 in late October.
She beat it with Bio-Quercetin (which acts like HCQ) and Zinc Sulfate. You can get Bio-Quercetin from Amazon, or from the manufacturer (Life Extension). Take it twice a day with 50 mg of Zinc Sulfate.
Take plenty of Vitamin D3 (2000-4000 IU per day).
Take Vitamin C.
I would suggest taking aspirin too, as clotting can sometimes take place with Covid 19, and aspirin is a good anti-clotting agent/blood thinner.


Quercetin acts as an ionophore, and helps get zinc into the cells which kills the virus. Like HCQ. It worked for her. We ran out of Bio-quercetin, and Amazon didn't get us more, and I got a lot sicker.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 03, 2021 12:07 AM (ZCiJZ)

494 (eGV5V)

---
on going train at your mom's house...
get your bib out: you're the clean up batter.
(or is that baby batter clean up?)


Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 12:08 AM (L5BFD)

495 Sharkman, thank you. Email sent.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:08 AM (2HIdp)

496 Get well soon Texas Dan.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2021 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

497 I think our monkey is broken.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 03, 2021 12:09 AM (yQpMk)

498 Who was our local source for supplements?
Posted by: TexasDan

Shoot me an e-mail to EventHorizonEscapee@gmail.com and I'll ship you a bottle of Cell Armour tomorrow morning, and e-mail you the studies that support its use as a broad spectrum anti-viral.
Posted by: Sharkman

This works if your case of Covid 19 doesn't get too advanced. Sharkman sent us this stuff, but I was already pretty sick. I don't know how much good it did, because without it I might have gotten a lot sicker.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 03, 2021 12:09 AM (ZCiJZ)

499 Thanks also Bozo.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:10 AM (2HIdp)

500 492 Hmmm. I may do a religious fast on Jan. 6 in solidarity with the patriots going to DC.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:06 AM (ofYez)


{{{Emmie}}}

Thank you.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 03, 2021 12:11 AM (TdMsT)

501 Who was our local source for supplements?
Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:00

Are you thinking of Sharkman? He is sharing something his company makes, supposedly humic acid helps prevent infection/flu. I'm taking it, thinking of getting some querticin.

Not paranoid, but a little prevention can't hurt. I'm prolly in a medium risk situation w/ age and medical conditions. Also take a little zinc and vitamin D.

Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 12:11 AM (/LM9B)

502 About cleaning out that garage; My wife and I have a full size truck and a minivan in our garage. We learned quite a while ago that leaving vehicles parked in the driveway or on the street, in our neighborhood, was asking for bad things to happen. So, our garage is cleared so we can use it for it's intended use and not storage.

Meanwhile, people in our neighborhood are constantly complaining about their vehicles, the ones they have parked in the driveway or on the street, because they can't get them in the garage, being broken into or vandalized.

Amazing, really.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 03, 2021 12:12 AM (WEBkv)

503 {{{Ladyl}}}

So glad you are going and I know you'll do us proud!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:12 AM (ofYez)

504 Sharkman: got the vial you sent. gave it to Herself (who has been found, sound asleep early) for Christmas, since she is w*rking at a medical center in purple county in the Central Valley.

if you've got another handy, i'll take one for me, just in case, please.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 12:13 AM (L5BFD)

505 BTW, thank you, Sharkman, for sending the supplements! They were waiting for me when I returned home. I spent some time with some Covid-y people this week, so we'll see if I end up needing to take them.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:03

Ditto here, TY Sharkman.

Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 12:14 AM (/LM9B)

506 Posted by: Live your beliefs at January 03, 2021 12:11 AM (rdqq1)

Don't you have some activity that involves pancakes you could participate in?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 03, 2021 12:14 AM (uxUoN)

507 503 {{{Ladyl}}}

So glad you are going and I know you'll do us proud!
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:12 AM (ofYez)


Thank you, Emmie.

I'm going in honor of my grandchildren.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 03, 2021 12:15 AM (TdMsT)

508 Thanks also Bozo.
Posted by: TexasDan

The Quercitin + Zinc and/or the Cell Armor from Sharkman work pretty good if you are not too sick with Covid 19.

If you get REALLY sick, you need to go to the hospital. I got Pneumonia along with Covid 19, and was really sick.

You might want to get a blood oximeter from Amazon, it's about $15-20. Hope you don't get too sick and something you use turns the corner for this. Most people (+99% ) will be able to shake it off.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 03, 2021 12:15 AM (ZCiJZ)

509 all right" having ascertained that Herself is safe and sound, imma go grill some dinner.

BIAB.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 12:16 AM (L5BFD)

510 This works if your case of Covid 19 doesn't get too advanced. Sharkman sent us this stuff, but I was already pretty sick. I don't know how much good it did, because without it I might have gotten a lot sicker.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet




This is correct.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:18 AM (1YlHz)

511 If you get REALLY sick, you need to go to the hospital. I got Pneumonia along with Covid 19, and was really sick.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet




This is also the most correct.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:19 AM (1YlHz)

512 Sure thing, Red.

FistBump, Farmer.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:20 AM (1YlHz)

513 Whoever is wielding the troll hammer is impressive, most impressive.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2021 12:20 AM (kTF2Z)

514 I'm on day 10 already. Symptoms started Dec 24.

Some aches day one. Could feel my glands. Then the barest hint of a cough, very slight postnasal drip.

Worst did me so far was the "sick taste" in mouth and constant smell. So I got on antibiotics with a teledoc.

Zero energy all Christmas break, aches came back and some chills for an hour yesterday. So I got a text tidau--we were supposed to go to my sister's house, and she is immunocompromised.
Anyway here we are.

I was hitting the emergency c up till now but I'm going to for use the supplements.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 03, 2021 12:25 AM (2HIdp)

515 Okay, now I am saying goodnight for reals.

Goodnight!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:26 AM (ofYez)

516 I would really enjoy seeing some of your work.

I'm very partial to landscape art.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 02, 2021 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
************
Me too. Maybe CBD could feature it in the Art Thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 10:08 PM (NpAcC)


The art thread gets kinda cruel at times.

Evening, all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2021 12:27 AM (F0YaR)

517 Niters, Emmie.

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2021 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

518 Night, SMH!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:27 AM (ofYez)

519 Posted by: Life shortened at January 03, 2021 12:28 AM (uwrKw)

doesn't take much lung capacity to shovel Democrats and faggots into the gas ovens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:30 AM (mzC78)

520 Hope you feel better, TexasDan.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2021 12:30 AM (kTF2Z)

521 Good night, Emmie!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 03, 2021 12:30 AM (TdMsT)

522 Just sent up a prayer for healing, Texas Dan.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 03, 2021 12:31 AM (TdMsT)

523 Really gonna put down the device after this:

Goodnight, Ladyl!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 03, 2021 12:32 AM (ofYez)

524 That garage cleaning article is dead wrong about the tools. This whole "you only need a basic tool set" thing tells me that asshole probably don't know what end of a hammer to hold. Anybody who ever worked on anything mechanical can tell you that you can have 6 Phillips screw drivers in front of you, yet you will run across a bastard of a screw that only 1 of the 6 will actually work on. Tools are life.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2021 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

525 That garage cleaning article is dead wrong about the tools. This whole "you only need a basic tool set" thing tells me that asshole probably don't know what end of a hammer to hold. Anybody who ever worked on anything mechanical can tell you that you can have 6 Phillips screw drivers in front of you, yet you will run across a bastard of a screw that only 1 of the 6 will actually work on. Tools are life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2021 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

---

This is so, so true.

Posted by: SMH at January 03, 2021 12:37 AM (RU4sa)

526 Tools are life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2021 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

Absolutely. That article reads like the writer doesn't know which end of a screwdriver to shove up his ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:38 AM (mzC78)

527 Anybody who ever worked on anything mechanical can tell you that you can have 6 Phillips screw drivers in front of you, yet you will run across a bastard of a screw that only 1 of the 6 will actually work on. Tools are life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2021 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

-----------

A billion times, yes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2021 12:38 AM (kTF2Z)

528 Kudos to whoever is pulling Banhammer duty tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:40 AM (mzC78)

529 I have some very heavy tools for pressing bearings and stuff.

One you own them you find you have a lot of bearings to press.

Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2021 12:43 AM (ZfRYq)

530 Might need a Reed Prince.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2021 12:43 AM (63Dwl)

531 Might need a Reed Prince.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2021 12:43 AM (63Dwl)

Or a King Dick!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:44 AM (mzC78)

532 Ahh f@!?. A nephew was found either suicide or OD. Screw 2020 and screw 2021.

Posted by: InCali at January 03, 2021 12:47 AM (9AFWN)

533 InCali

Prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 03, 2021 12:48 AM (gtatv)

534 I'm sorry, InCali. I'm in Cali as well so let me know if there's anything I can do to help. I'll say a prayer for his immortal soul.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 12:51 AM (1YlHz)

535 Actual King Dick adjustable spanner:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgm85kh

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:52 AM (mzC78)

536 I have no idea what happened. It happened in Pennsylvania, so I'm still gathering details.

Posted by: InCali at January 03, 2021 12:53 AM (9AFWN)

537 I have 6 different Phillips drill bits and had to change out twice tonight drilling some wood screws on a project I'm doing.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 03, 2021 12:56 AM (2DOZq)

538 InCali, I am so terribly sorry for your family. Prayers up.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 03, 2021 12:56 AM (USW1s)

539 268 I'm no fan of governing by referendum but I would be in favor of the states to cracking down of these coaches salaries by limiting how much the state pays any employee. No state employee can make say 1 million a year. That would end these stupid college coaching contracts.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 02, 2021 10:46 PM (qH6FZ)

A lot of times, the multi-million dollar salary reported is actually split between the university's budget (as, say, Athletic Director, for $150K. Then the "Athletic Foundation" pays him the balance as a "consultant".

Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2021 12:56 AM (qyH+l)

540 Almost 11:00. Time for me to hit the sack.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2021 12:58 AM (mzC78)

541 Absolutely. That article reads like the writer doesn't know which end of a screwdriver to shove up his ass.

And all these years I've been using them to drive screws. The things I learn here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 03, 2021 12:58 AM (SchxB)

542 I agree with y'all about the tools thingy.

And hey, I finally found the answer to a question I had been wondering about -- the cost of charging your EV. At a for-pay public charging station, it can cost more to 'fill up' than a tank of gas. Good article by RealClearEnergy :

Fast chargers will bring the battery only to an 80% total charge due to the limitations of lithium batteries. Charging above 80% will damage the battery. Since I arrived at the charging station with ten percent capacity remaining, I received an additional 70% charge, which gave me about 190 miles total range. It required one hour and ten minutes. The cost was $21.07, or 43 cents per kW. The cost would be about 34 cents per kW if I joined Electrify America for four dollars per month. Filling my gasoline vehicle for the same range would cost less - about $13. Charging an EV at a fast charger costs more per mile of range than filling up a gasoline-powered vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/ybcgtyfg

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2021 12:59 AM (F0YaR)

543 Karma is a bitch .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 03, 2021 01:02 AM (2DOZq)

544 InCali, please accept my condolences. I pray he found the peace he couldn't here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 03, 2021 01:03 AM (SchxB)

545 InCali, prayers up. That's horrible.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 03, 2021 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)

546 Karma is a bitch .


And she slices like a hammer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 03, 2021 01:04 AM (SchxB)

547 Between the Twilight Zone marathon and the Columbo marathon, I"m not getting a lot done this weekend.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 03, 2021 01:05 AM (USW1s)

548 Goodnight, Horde!

Have to deliver a TV tomorrow. Amazing what can be fixed with a soldering iron and a few minutes of effort.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 03, 2021 01:07 AM (SchxB)

549 Well. Day 1 of detox complete. Wasn't too bad except for the not drinking part.

I was a little surprised how much I wanted one. Probably a sign that time away is good

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 03, 2021 01:08 AM (bzrNB)

550 Donald Pleasance is a terrific actor but I don't believe him as the head of a wine company, even if the character he plays had an Italian father (and an English mother).

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 03, 2021 01:08 AM (USW1s)

551 and many thanks to the welders of the ban hammer.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 03, 2021 01:09 AM (USW1s)

552 Lost count of how many wrench/socket sets we have. There's been a consolidation of several households over the years, mainly due to inheritance. Double/triple or more on power tools, too.

Have had a few garage sales but the tools never went out for sale! It's nice to have backups handy when something conks out.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:11 AM (09wCi)

553 InCali: so very sorry for your loss. What a horrible shock!

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:12 AM (09wCi)

554 InCali
Prayers for you and your family.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 03, 2021 12:48

^^^ This. So sorry InCali.

Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 01:12 AM (/LM9B)

555 It's comforting to have extra tools around. Those aren't what makes up the majority of the clutter either

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 03, 2021 01:13 AM (bzrNB)

556 Fast chargers will bring the battery only to an 80% total charge due to the limitations of lithium batteries.

Posted by: GnuBreed
-------
You've seen this, right?

https://tinyurl.com/y8ojygfh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2021 01:14 AM (YoBSP)

557 InCali, brutal. My condolences. RIP

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 03, 2021 01:14 AM (bzrNB)

558 Agreed, Pete Bog! Tools are not 'the clutter'-- it's all the projects waiting to be done! LOL

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:14 AM (09wCi)

559 Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:16 AM (09wCi)

560 Squirrels. Nature's quitters.

Posted by: Stonn at January 03, 2021 01:17 AM (4dO7K)

561 Took down the outdoor Christmas decor today, wanted to pack it in before rain started. Yay, made it with a couple hours to spare!

Missing the cheerful lights already... now back to plain gray winter.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:21 AM (09wCi)

562 Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 11:12 PM (MPYWI)

It sounds to me like you're looking for an excuse to give up. Do that and they've won! Don't vote and you're handing it to them; make them work for it man!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 03, 2021 01:22 AM (haUGs)

563 You've seen this, right?

https://tinyurl.com/y8ojygfh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2021 01:14 AM (YoBSP)


I have now. Lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2021 01:25 AM (F0YaR)

564 On the arizona pulbic land camera thing?

If I am on public land, why should I be on THEIR camera?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 03, 2021 01:25 AM (oHd/0)

565 470 There is not a single Collins voter who would have
voted for Warnock. Now, some of them would have stayed home, but if
Collins weren't in the race, Loeffler would have beat Warnock outright.
It's simple math. Collins is a great guy, but he screwed this up.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 02, 2021 11:07 PM (BMmaB)

No he didn't.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:51 PM (946rW)

RB is right, there were 9 candidates for that seat. If it wasn't Doug someone else would have bled votes off. Loeffler was not that popular

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 03, 2021 01:33 AM (haUGs)

566
I have now. Lol.
Posted by: GnuBreed
------

Pretty funny. I just saw it first a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2021 01:34 AM (YoBSP)

567 Posted by: Romeo13 at January 03, 2021 01:25 AM

You're on someone's camera nearly everywhere you go, now. Perhaps even in your own yard.

Many homes in my neighborhood have video security systems. Privacy is a thing of the past whether we like it or not.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:38 AM (09wCi)

568 Whoa, not even 11pm... and nobody here?

On a Caturday Night??

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:47 AM (09wCi)

569 JQ.

Much has to be invested into defeating facial recog, and defeating vehicle tracking, too.

It can be done.

It cannot be discussed, here. See you at a mo meet sometime?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 03, 2021 01:59 AM (QzJWU)

570 Whoa, not even 11pm... and nobody here?
On a Caturday Night??
Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:47 Very quiet.

OK, I'll toss this out there. Jules brought this up when we were talking about FN fuckups lately. Remember when Melissa Francis on Outnumbered told Newt he couldn't talk about Soros?

It was abrupt and out of character and Harris seemed flustered while smoothing it over. J claims MF was ordered to do that at the moment, one of the higher ups is a Soros friend.

End result you have not seen Melissa Francis on Fox since. Did she quit over his and walk away? Always liked her, she was pretty right leaning and grounded.

Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 01:59 AM (/LM9B)

571 You're on someone's camera nearly everywhere you go, now. Perhaps even in your own yard.

Many homes in my neighborhood have video security systems. Privacy is a thing of the past whether we like it or not.
Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 01:38 AM (09wCi)

I live in a more rural area, no one has video security, we do have guns. Not much breaking and evtering here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

572 Jim SND: yeah, I've read a bit about both. Seems difficult at best.

Dunno about any mo me... I'm a caregiver; currently have a very short 'leash' and no backup.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:05 AM (09wCi)

573 I refuse to have Google Chrome loaded on my computer. good thing...

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A newly discovered spyware effort attacked users through 32 million downloads of extensions to Google's market-leading Chrome web browser, researchers at Awake Security told Reuters, highlighting the tech industry's failure to protect browsers as they are used more for email, payroll and other sensitive functions...

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 03, 2021 02:06 AM (F0YaR)

574 Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., will never be my president.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 03, 2021 02:08 AM (oZuI0)

575 Tools are life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2021 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

Grandpa told me that a job's only as hard as the tools you ain't got. He was correct.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 03, 2021 02:09 AM (qQnCr)

576 Farmer, I'm unable to discuss FuxNews as I don't watch it. Thanks for trying to start a convo, though!

EB42, we're semi-rural here. Prowling goes on, even in the boonies.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:09 AM (09wCi)

577 Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., will never be my president.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist




The ancestor he bears as his middle name was a virulent racist and a slave owner. Of course, that's a big secret with the MFM.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 02:16 AM (1YlHz)

578 Grandpa told me that a job's only as hard as the tools you ain't got. He was correct.
Posted by: tcn
------

Heh. I knew a ChE that had worked at JPL. He used to say, 'There is no problem, personal or professional, that cannot be solved by the suitable application of explosives.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2021 02:17 AM (YoBSP)

579 Here's an outdoorsman horde question:
Do critters get frostbite? If not, why not?
I'm thinking noses, paws, extremities. Deer, and the like.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 03, 2021 02:18 AM (VWtfH)

580 EB42, we're semi-rural here. Prowling goes on, even in the boonies.
Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:09 AM (09wCi)

I didn't say it didn't, I said we don't have cameras, and we're armed so no one seems to break into a house whom is at home. Also, I would guess by semi-rural, you mean you live just off the interstate, slightly outside of the suburbs.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

581 579 Here's an outdoorsman horde question:
Do critters get frostbite? If not, why not?
I'm thinking noses, paws, extremities. Deer, and the like.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 03, 2021 02:18 AM (VWtfH)

--I still wanna know how dogs can eat dog and cat shit and not get diarrhea and worms and die.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 03, 2021 02:20 AM (oZuI0)

582 "A small Austrian village has finally grown tired of its name of Fucking - a name it has held since the 11th century - and officially changed it this week"

I saw Tired of Fucking open for The Hot Flashes in mumblety-eight.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 03, 2021 02:21 AM (6kqco)

583 Watching the documentary, "The Fight for the Soul of Seattle." It is a story of failed Leftist leadership, a city willingly surrendered to criminals, violent Communists, hardcore drug addicts and the cartels that supply them. They relentlessly promote the idiotic notion that attempting to enforce the law is the heart of the problem.

That city is an OPEN SEWER.

Their pinhead city council can't seem to figure a way out....and the further Left they lean, the worse the problem gets.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2021 02:23 AM (VDbGO)

584 Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: JQ




Heh.

Evergreen.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 02:24 AM (1YlHz)

585 Also, I would guess by semi-rural, you mean you live just off the interstate, slightly outside of the suburbs.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:20 AM


Ablsolutely wrong.

Live at the edge of small community, about 50 miles from nearest interstate. LOL.

Cameras are nice for... serving cold dishes?

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:24 AM (09wCi)

586 Here's an outdoorsman horde question:
Do critters get frostbite? If not, why not?
I'm thinking noses, paws, extremities. Deer, and the like.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 03, 2021 02:18 AM (VWtfH)

No, they live where they were meant to live. Invasive species could get frostbite. Domesticated animals could also get frtostbite.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

587 Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., will never be my president.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist
The ancestor he bears as his middle name was a virulent racist and a slave owner. Of course, that's a big secret with the MFM.
Posted by: Sharkman

Huh, and here I was thinking it was just a faggy name. If this Biden fella was a much bigger asshole, he'd prolapse.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 03, 2021 02:27 AM (6kqco)

588 Their pinhead city council can't seem to figure a way out....and the further Left they lean, the worse the problem gets.

Posted by: Sam Adams



I lived in the Pacific Northwest from 1975 until just this last April, when I moved to LA for work. Most of my time was spent in and around Seattle. I absolutely love it there for the trees, water, mountains, wind, animals, birds, views, teams, fishing, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseum unto the end of time.

Sadly, Satan/The Democrats (BIRM) own the state of Washington and it will never change. When even my rock-head ex-wife is smart enough to decide to just pick up and move to NE Florida with our youngest two Kids, you know that a place is no longer where you should be.

I miss it, but it is lost. Very sad.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 02:30 AM (1YlHz)

589 Ablsolutely wrong.

Live at the edge of small community, about 50 miles from nearest interstate. LOL.

Cameras are nice for... serving cold dishes?
Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:24 AM (09wCi)

I'll admit I was wrong, but if that's the case you aren't semi-rural. If you're having break ins, your area has a horrible drug problem.

We had a few week issue with someone robbing Amish houses on Sundays, they were caught in short order.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

590 (mzC7
---MOAR troll scat?

too bad that we have become so "civilized" that we can no longer just kill people who need killing.

for their own good, of course.


Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 02:31 AM (L5BFD)

591 Huh, and here I was thinking it was just a faggy name. If this Biden fella was a much bigger asshole, he'd prolapse.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump*




I like to say that Biden has his head shoved so far up his own asshole that he has to open his mouth to see.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 02:31 AM (1YlHz)

592 No, they live where they were meant to live. Invasive species could get frostbite. Domesticated animals could also get frtostbite.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:27

We had a farm cat that one winter lost part of her ears to frostbite.

Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 02:34 AM (/LM9B)

593 InCali, prayers up, I am sorry about your nephew.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 03, 2021 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

594 We had a farm cat that one winter lost part of her ears to frostbite.
Posted by: Farmer at January 03, 2021 02:34 AM (/LM9B)

I'm sorry that happened,but that is an example of what I stated.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2021 02:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

595 Sharkman,

the only hope I see for the city of Seattle involves doing exactly what they would never do. You have kill the cockroaches and drown the rats before you can begin to clean up that level of sewage.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2021 02:45 AM (VDbGO)

596 Deer have a circulatory system that acts like a heat exchanger between veins/arteries (forget what system is called) so they have higher resistance to cold temps. Wouldn't say they're immune to frostbite, just better adapted.

Also, if having more horses per square mile than people and more pasture than developed land, isn't at least semi-rural, I don't know what is...

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:53 AM (09wCi)

597 the only hope I see for the city of Seattle involves
doing exactly what they would never do. You have kill the cockroaches
and drown the rats before you can begin to clean up that level of
sewage.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2021 02:45 AM (VDbGO)

---
well, if Mt Rainier ever blows, that would clean house: kinda hard on the good people still there though. Nurse, my aunt, etc...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 02:53 AM (L5BFD)

598 Break-ins are rare here. Mostly snatch and grab from the road. Can't leave things out.

Yes, a few crank cookers out in the boonies.

Posted by: JQ at January 03, 2021 02:55 AM (09wCi)

599 I hope that lady that got bit by the squirrel got a rabies shot.
Posted by: ALH

And a gun !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 02:56 AM (arJlL)

600 redc1c4,

The citizens of Seattle remind me a lot of Republican voters. They have been robbed, beaten, abused and abandoned by those charged with providing for their protection and well-being. They will never see any form of justice. Instead, they'll be told that they've always had it too good, and deserve what they're getting now. It's depressing.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 03, 2021 02:57 AM (VDbGO)

601 Okay, so Texas has fired Tom Herman and Sarkisian is the top candidate to replace.

I thought Sark was going to succeed Saban.

So it really may be Dabo stepping in after Saban retires, or will Sark bolt Texas (assuming he is the next HC there) for 'Bama?

The top of college ball is looking a lot like Game of Thrones now.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 03, 2021 02:59 AM (oZuI0)

602 well, if Mt Rainier ever blows, that would clean house: kinda hard on the good people still there though. Nurse, my aunt, etc...
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)

Mt. St. Helen's didn't do it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2021 03:04 AM (wR3DP)

603 Mt. St. Helen's didn't do it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2021 03:04 AM (wR3DP)
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entirely different scenarios.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 03:10 AM (L5BFD)

604 if Rainier blows out to the west, and all that snow/ice goes with the ejecta, there won't be SFA between the caldera and the Pacific but rubble and wasteland.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 03, 2021 03:11 AM (L5BFD)

605 Destroyer Escort


https://tinyurl.com/y9oz4e8n

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 03:17 AM (0QYMt)

606 I guess my point was that Mt. St. Helen's was a warning. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2021 03:20 AM (wR3DP)

607 It's been a few years since Geology 101 but I recall studying the area around Seattle, and much of the area is built on what are ancient Lahars. Mudflows. Come an eruption they are completely and utterly fooked.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2021 03:26 AM (8oe0E)

608 the only hope I see for the city of Seattle involves doing exactly what they would never do. You have kill the cockroaches and drown the rats before you can begin to clean up that level of sewage.

Posted by: Sam Adams



Eventually Microsoft and Boeing will leave Seattle because even fucking ChiComs don't want to deal with the AntiFa/BLM cabal that is really running the city. Then Seattle will go the way of Detroit.

Fuck'm.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 03:28 AM (1YlHz)

609 I guess my point was that Mt. St. Helen's was a warning. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Infidel




I flew right over Crater Lake when I flew up to see my Kids for Christmas. It's interesting to speculate that maybe the Mount Mazama blast that created Crater Lake may be the first link of a zipper that includes Mt. St. Helens to the North (BOOM!), then Rainier farther up, then to Mt. Baker, and so on Northward.

If the Almighty was to pick a spot to crack the Earth for our well-deserved Great Reckoning, I can't think of a better place to drop the Sweet Meteor o' Death (SMOD) than smack dab on Mt. Rainier, to unzip the entire Pacific Ring of Fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 03:37 AM (1YlHz)

610 You've seen this, right?

https://tinyurl.com/y8ojygfh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

That was funny !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 03:38 AM (arJlL)

611 Destroyer Escort


https://tinyurl.com/y9oz4e8n

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet!





I love the mid-40s Announcer Voice. It is this pure accent-less American voice that seems to have been used by everyone on the radio and television and even movies back then. That voice has disappeared as we've fractured into tribes again these last 60 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 03:42 AM (1YlHz)

612 MisHum -

I'm STILL laughing at the "Protect and Serve"....

Who or what made that scream ?

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 03:45 AM (arJlL)

613 https://tinyurl.com/y9oz4e8n

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet!


I enjoyed the first part. I refuse to watch the commercials they insert. So I suppose I miss a lot. No patience for that crap.

Posted by: Infidel at January 03, 2021 03:54 AM (wR3DP)

614 well, if Mt Rainier ever blows, that would clean house: kinda hard on the good people still there though. Nurse, my aunt, etc...
Posted by: redc1c4
---------

See: 578

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2021 03:57 AM (YoBSP)

615 Good very early morning everyone.

Today is the feast day of St. Genevieve. She is the patron saint against fever, plague, and disasters.

Prayers to her would be very apropos methinks.

'shuffles off to find coffee'

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2021 04:04 AM (Rvt88)

616 Good night, Horde, I need to get up in about three hours. Prayers for all who find themselves in need.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 03, 2021 04:05 AM (a4EWo)

617 Good very early morning everyone.

Today is the feast day of St. Genevieve. She is the patron saint against fever, plague, and disasters.

Prayers to her would be very apropos methinks.

'shuffles off to find coffee'
Posted by: Tonypete

Hiya ! St. Genevieve of Paris.

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 04:08 AM (arJlL)

618 You are correct Sir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2021 04:10 AM (Rvt88)

619

"King of the Road"

The first and only time my mom came out to hear me, as an adult, play (she couldn't stand the smokey bars), when I saw her way up by the front door I said to the front man, "Hey Rocky, King of the Road.
It was one of her favorites. After I finished singing it for her she, with a big smile on her face, waved and left.
That was over 30 years ago.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:11 AM (jGqoT)

620 Goodnight DDS

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2021 04:11 AM (Rvt88)

621 Great. Now The Shoulder is helping The Knee and The Other Knee with early reveille.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:12 AM (I58tH)

622 Great. Now The Shoulder is helping The Knee and The Other Knee with early reveille.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

If you are over 40 yrs old and nothing hurts when you roll out of bed,

YOU'RE DEAD!!

Hope you get some relief from the snaps, crackles and pops.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2021 04:13 AM (Rvt88)

623 622 Tonypete, my Dad was a baker and that can really turn into hard labor, so he had his share of aches and pains. He used to get this stuff, Sloan's liniment, and it would stink up the whole house. The old man swore by it. Probably off the market because California said a lab rat caught a dose of cancer from it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:18 AM (I58tH)

624

Never bother praying to saints. Thanks to what Jesus did for all of us I can walk boldly up to my Father in heaven and talk directly with Him.
Not like He's too busy to listen.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:21 AM (jGqoT)

625 Bill in AR - It's still available on Amazon.

https://tinyurl.com/ybcd7ba4

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2021 04:24 AM (Rvt88)

626 625 Thanks,Tonypete. I'll just order some. Oh,yeah, no surgery for me on the knees per two docs . Last resort with Afib.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:26 AM (I58tH)

627 https://tinyurl.com/ycs6c5cp


And destroyers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 04:26 AM (0QYMt)

628

bill in arkansas, I know the feeling. Still dealing with muscle spasms in back causing shooting pains up through right shoulder and in right elbow/forearm.
Not as bad as first 8 to ten days, thank you Lord for that, still not fun.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:27 AM (jGqoT)

629 Bill in Arkansas, TeeJ, dealing with chronic pain also. Did something to my shoulder (I think) that is causing all kinds of nerve stuff down my arm. It's slowly been getting worse the past few months.

Shovelling yesterday morning and making bread in the afternoon has me all messed up right now.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 04:36 AM (Z/jzm)

630 628 TeeJ, muscle spasms can really be weird. All it takes to set things off is a wrong movement. I've only had one bout of lower back trouble in my life and it started with a dropped toothbrush and ended in the ER.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:37 AM (I58tH)

631 1940s Radio announcer guys. Another one was Reed Hadley, he was the voice of Red Ryder in the old Western radio series. He went on to narrate quite a few then-classified War Department films produced at Lookout Mountain studios outlining the various nuclear bomb tests like Upshot Ivy and such. (It's interesting that even at the pinnacle of science, physics, and engineering, it still boils down to a bunch of whackos blowing stuff up out in the desert.)

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2021 04:42 AM (8oe0E)

632 629 When I was still living in snow country and a bit more mobile, I got one of those snow shovels with the curved handle and grip about midway down. Very easy on the back and shoulders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:42 AM (I58tH)

633 Didn't I read where Seattle has the hottest real estate market in the USA. Not sure if thats because of the fires burning while Antifa does its thing or homes are selling really fast. I think it was more of an area wide thing, and not in the city of Seattle...I hear Portland is nice.

Posted by: Colin at January 03, 2021 04:42 AM (Uc04h)

634

Sounds like we're all a pretty sorry mess.
Mine started as a knot next to my spine, shoulder blade height, on Tue the week before Christmas.
Watching the first snow of the year I really wanted to be out bunny hunting but...

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:43 AM (jGqoT)

635 630 628 TeeJ, muscle spasms can really be weird. All it takes to set things off is a wrong movement. I've only had one bout of lower back trouble in my life and it started with a dropped toothbrush and ended in the ER.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:37 AM (I58tH)

I recall reaching in my briefcase for a letter, grabbing it, and tumbling to the floor as my back gave out. That was about twenty years ago. My back is much better, but no where what it was before that day, the day everything went sideways, and I just fell to the floor and tried to figure out what went wrong.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 04:44 AM (0QYMt)

636 631 I remember reading once that they used to look for radio announcers in Nebraska and Kansas, wanting the non accent accent that could be used coast to coast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:45 AM (I58tH)

637 636 631 I remember reading once that they used to look for radio announcers in Nebraska and Kansas, wanting the non accent accent that could be used coast to coast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:45 AM (I58tH)


My dad said the same thing - it was the neutral American accent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 04:47 AM (0QYMt)

638 Sloans! My dad used that. Looking at package in link - it has oil of turpentine! Also capsicum...
I wonder if that's like capsaicin... dad had some salve with that in it that he used on his arthritic hands. Said it helped. Caused a painful burning sensation for me

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 04:47 AM (Z/jzm)

639 Pennsylvania State Rep. Mike Reese died on Saturday afternoon from a brain aneurysm, at age 42, with his family by his side. The Republican, had been in office since 2009.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/ conditions-and-diseases/ coronavirus/how-does-coronavirus-affect-the-brain

Posted by: Fuck around and find out at January 03, 2021 04:49 AM (jOxEP)

640 Just to create a little bit of fun:


https://tinyurl.com/cv5ltaj

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 04:51 AM (0QYMt)

641 638 Yeah, it does have a burning sensation. I think capsicum is the main ingredient in Capsaicin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:51 AM (I58tH)

642 "King of the Road"

The first and only time my mom came out to hear me, as an adult, play (she couldn't stand the smokey bars), when I saw her way up by the front door I said to the front man, "Hey Rocky, King of the Road.
It was one of her favorites. After I finished singing it for her she, with a big smile on her face, waved and left.
That was over 30 years ago.
Posted by: TeeJ

Nice !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 04:52 AM (arJlL)

643

3 days to the tsunami of MAGA tears.

Lol.

Posted by: Fuck around and find out at January 03, 2021 04:54 AM (j+O0T)

644

" - it was the neutral American accent."

Yep. Carried on into television also.
We think all the rest of y'all talk funny.
Gotta admit though, that accent coming from a sweet, southern gal...
Boston accent, I just shake my head.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:54 AM (jGqoT)

645 King of the Road

https://tinyurl.com/km9aeo3

And to the devil with the troll-thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 04:56 AM (0QYMt)

646

It meant a lot to me JT.
She raised 3 kids by herself and if she hadn't forced me to take band in 7th grade...
Me, after a short discussion: "Fine, I'm gonna play drums."
Her eyes rolled and the counselor enrolling me laughed.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:59 AM (jGqoT)

647 644 Those My Cousin from Boston commercials are pretty annoying. I actually have a cousin from Boston (Lowell actually).Haven't seen or heard from him in decades and don't want to, and the accent has nothing to do with it. Real Asshoe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 04:59 AM (I58tH)

648 TeeJ, that's a nice mom memory!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:00 AM (Z/jzm)

649 I picked up a bit of stenosis after carrying a heavy toolbox on my shoulder on the flightline, near as I can tell.

Alternating numbness, or burning sensation, or intense itching of thigh muscle, with lower back pain. Annoying as hell. Chiropractic seemed to help quite a bit, at least for a while.

What really helped though was losing excess poundage. Carrying around the equivalent of a heavy toolbox on your gut plays hell on knees, back, and ankles. I shed about 50 pounds of fat or so. Since then has been very manageable, knock on wood.

Go pick up something weighing 50 pounds and see what you think. Carry it up and down the stairs a time or two. It's amazing the abuse we put on our bodies. They are resilient but it will take a toll.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2021 05:02 AM (8oe0E)

650 Just a minute ago looked at clock and it was 3:30

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:05 AM (Cxk7w)

651 Chiropractic seemed to help quite a bit, at least for a while.


Got my bones rattled yesterday !

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 05:06 AM (arJlL)

652

Messed up lower back a fair bit lifting a section chest up onto the back of a deuce-and-a-half when 20.
At twenty five I got into something that had me doing a minimum 100 sit-ups every day. Back never bothered me through those years.
Sure wish I still had that body.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:11 AM (jGqoT)

653 I should get back to my chiropractor. I already know that I have degenerating discs. But my lower back is usually the issue. Messed up my shoulder about 10 years ago. Thought it was just a strain and aggravated from repetitive use. (Delivered newspapers, one route - a driving route - delivering to paper tubes.) Shoulder didn't bother me as much after I quit. A few months ago I was stocking the coolers at work, lifting cases of soda onto a top shelf, almost dropped the case - the pain was white hot. Been bugging me since.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)

654 And that destroyer video was narrated by....Jack Webb.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 05:18 AM (0QYMt)

655 Alot of my back issues are muscles, exercise and streatching daily would help.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:18 AM (Cxk7w)

656 Still pretty thankful our host Ace put a bug in my ear about this fasting business. Would have never shed all that fat without looking into fasting. I will say losing the last 10 pounds sure is tougher than the first 10 pounds.

I want to actually get a little bit below the published poundage for my height and weight, the "official" stats list 185 pounds. I figure hitting about about 179 would allow a little room to toggle up, for the occasional pizza or beer bender.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2021 05:18 AM (8oe0E)

657

Man, those years, on "off nights," I could put my feet on the couch, my first two knuckles of each fist on the floor, my two year old daughter riding on my neck and do fifty good ones.

Dang, think I just threw my back out thinking about it.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:19 AM (jGqoT)

658 I'm supposed to close on a small mobile home in SW AZ in March. Anytime I've been out to the hot and dry, I get quite a bit of relief from the aches and pains. Saying that, I'm going to have second thoughts if the Rapist Elect and his junta seize power. That border area is going to get pretty wild if that happens.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 05:20 AM (I58tH)

659 Hello everyone!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 05:20 AM (0QYMt)

660 Lol TeeJ

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:21 AM (Z/jzm)

661 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:22 AM (Z/jzm)

662 It all might become Mad Max America

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:23 AM (Cxk7w)

663 >>And that destroyer video was narrated by....Jack Webb.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet!


Sgt. Joe Friday!

Loved that show. And his voice

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:23 AM (Z/jzm)

664

Mlii, that almost sounds like a labrum tear.
Ouch!!
MRI would show it.
And doc Vossberg here, absolute magician.

You are correct at 655, Skip.


Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:29 AM (jGqoT)

665 Good morning dear morons.

The president has posted a video inviting us to be on the White House Ellipse before 9a on Wed.

Praying for his success and our salvation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2021 05:34 AM (EZebt)

666

I was wondering if you had moved yet, bill.
Wish there was a way I could get down there and buy you and the Mrs dinner as a thank you for your "real" service before you leave.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:37 AM (jGqoT)

667 Speaking of aneurysms, *cough cough*

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2021 05:37 AM (SWBn2)

668

So, the "dreaded" triple six.
Hah!
Get thee behind me satan!
My Lord has done foot stomped your head!!

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:40 AM (jGqoT)

669 radio181.com has continuous Dragnet and Gunsmoke episodes 24/7

Jack Webb was a cool cat.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 03, 2021 05:40 AM (8oe0E)

670 Coffee is up, not sure I am yet

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:41 AM (Cxk7w)

671 Sacrificed one loaf of the three that my bread recipe makes for cinnamon raisin bread.

It's been calling my name since 3 a.m., but I've resisted so far.....

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)

672 666 Real nice of you, TeeJ. You need to go to MD to find the ex Mrs. We like the miles. I am getting a bit worried about the SW. That Yuma Sector was pretty hot when the caravans were a thing, and you know the commies will flat order a stand down on border enforcement.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 05:45 AM (I58tH)

673

Amen, San Fran.

In her "Revenge of the Kraken" vid, Millennial Millie has clips of blm/antifa types talking about their plans for 1/5-6.
Please be praying for all the patriots who are answering my president's call.
Wish I could.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:45 AM (jGqoT)

674 Sad state of affairs here, no milk or bread, have eggs but nothing to go with them. Might be instant oatmeal to start.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:47 AM (Cxk7w)

675 671 Sacrificed one loaf of the three that my bread recipe makes for cinnamon raisin bread.

It's been calling my name since 3 a.m., but I've resisted so far.....
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)


I actually made chocolate chip cookies, and they turned out correctly yummy.


I am going to try more baking. Because why not? And if they turn out correctly yummy, then gifting the results makes more possible friends!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tis the Season to Save on Scapegoats at The Outrage Outlet! at January 03, 2021 05:48 AM (0QYMt)

676 A reminder from poster Troy Riser"

So here's the thing: there is a just and loving God and He loves us dearly. He wants us to be joyous, happy and free. I'm not saying that all will turn out well where our country is concerned. I'm saying there is a point and purpose to our lives and it's on us to change what we can even if that means we can only change how we look at things. Stay positive, horde. Buch up, cheer up and man up. We stay true we can beat these people. I mean, look at them. They're not so tough.

Posted January 1st- 4:17 p.m.

Thanks, Troy. A good reminder
Post it on your refrigerator, above your computer or on your car dashboard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2021 05:48 AM (VP4Cd)

677 make that "Buck up".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2021 05:49 AM (VP4Cd)

678

My bad, bill.
Still, nothing nice about it.
I only sang "Charlie Cong come a creepin' all around" to the tune of Poison Ivy.
You lived it!

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:49 AM (jGqoT)

679 673 You just know there will be multiple false flag incidents, with the encouragement of the DC city government behind the scenes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 05:49 AM (I58tH)

680 Keep saying I want home made chocolate chip cookies but haven't done it yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:51 AM (Cxk7w)

681 678 Nothing bad at all TeeJ. Very nice of you.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2021 05:53 AM (I58tH)

682

You know Mlii, if you need help disposing of that cinnamon, raisin bread...
Especially toasted with lots of butter and a big glass of milk...
You can count on me.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 05:53 AM (jGqoT)

683 That's why I made bread yesterday. I screwed up my grocery shopping on Friday and forgot to buy bread for here. My organizational skills in managing two households was lacking I guess.

Can't just run to the store anymore without mom, and I didnt want to bring her out with the snow and ice, so bread baking it was!

Cookies are a weekly thing around here except we still have some Christmas cookies left - believe it or not! So I'm off the hook with those

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:55 AM (Z/jzm)

684 Sad state of affairs here, no milk or bread, have eggs but nothing to go with them. Might be instant oatmeal to start.
Posted by: Skip

How did you of all people run out of milk and bread ?

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 05:56 AM (arJlL)

685 C'mon over TeeJ! I'll put the porch light on.


Skip, do it! Choc chip cookies are easy-peasy.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 05:57 AM (Z/jzm)

686 TeeJ - do you do Chug-a-Lug and Dang Me ?

Posted by: JT at January 03, 2021 05:58 AM (arJlL)

687 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

I feel rough. To the coffee pot.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 03, 2021 05:58 AM (ju2Fy)

688 Shopping schedule got all messed up last two weeks

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 05:58 AM (Cxk7w)

689 When I get to store later will get the chocolate chips, that will make me . I remember as fairly young kids my sister and me would make them on our own, like on a snow day.

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 06:00 AM (Cxk7w)

690

Mlii, bringing the Tom Bodette impression.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:00 AM (jGqoT)

691 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 03, 2021 06:01 AM (pmEbq)

692

No Chug-a-Lug but...

Hang me from the highest treeeee
Woman don'tchu wait for me
Do, do, do, do, do, do-do, do dao

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:04 AM (jGqoT)

693 >>would make them on our own, like on a snow day.
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2021 06:00 AM (Cxk7w)

Ah yes, snow days! Sadly kids won't need those anymore what with all the virtual learning going on.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 03, 2021 06:07 AM (Z/jzm)

694 Morning all. Weather is supposed to be nice today. I can get back to painting in the barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 03, 2021 06:07 AM (nYToj)

695

Actually never sang that one either, JT. Except along with the radio.
And haven't sung any lead for a long, long time.
With the front man I have now it would be stooopid.
We don't do Born To Be Wild or Mony Mony.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:09 AM (jGqoT)

696

...or Free Bird or Sweet Home Alabama...

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:11 AM (jGqoT)

697

...or Old Time Rock 'n' Roll or Turn the Page.

You get the picture.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:12 AM (jGqoT)

698
If the Almighty was to pick a spot to crack the Earth for our well-deserved Great Reckoning, I can't think of a better place to drop the Sweet Meteor o' Death (SMOD) than smack dab on Mt. Rainier, to unzip the entire Pacific Ring of Fire.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 03:37 AM (1YlHz)

YIKES!

- Orting, Sumner, Puyallup, and Fife residents, all in the Valley leading to Commencement Bay.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2021 06:31 AM (sy5kK)

699

You guys are about 50 comments behind upstairs.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:32 AM (jGqoT)

700 619

"King of the Road"

The first and only time my mom came out to hear me, as an adult, play (she couldn't stand the smokey bars), when I saw her way up by the front door I said to the front man, "Hey Rocky, King of the Road.
It was one of her favorites. After I finished singing it for her she, with a big smile on her face, waved and left.
That was over 30 years ago.
Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 04:11 AM (jGqoT)
---
That's a helluva story, TeeJ.
Thanks for sharing.
KOTR reminds me of a time in my life as a kid around 10 or so, and certain specific relatives, my Aunt June and Uncle Bob (Mom and June were very tight sisters in a family with 5 boys, all Marines in WWII or Korea) and Uncle Bob would always play that song, or turn it up when we were in the car.
Weird how tunes do that to the mind sometimes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2021 06:38 AM (sy5kK)

701 699

You guys are about 50 comments behind upstairs.
Posted by: TeeJ at January 03, 2021 06:32 AM (jGqoT)

I just got here.

AoS is a 24/7/365 operation, as you well know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 03, 2021 06:40 AM (sy5kK)

702 Orting, Sumner, Puyallup, and Fife residents, all in the Valley leading to Commencement Bay.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg




Yep. Seen from space the Puget Sound is just Mt. Rainier's NNW Blast Radius.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 07:05 AM (1YlHz)

703 Nude, ya reprobates!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 03, 2021 07:17 AM (1YlHz)

704 Test

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2021 08:05 AM (aA3+G)

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