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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Open thread. Feel free to bloviate and/or opine away the morning. Just a couple of rules, please leave the 'ettes hair alone, no running with sharp objects and be nice to one another. Have a great weekend!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:05 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:05 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:06 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:06 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Great Tits With Big Peckers at January 02, 2021 09:07 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:07 AM (87oRe)
Fox's this day in history. Does anyone remember that useless and unconstitutional 55 mph speed limit.
https://tinyurl.com/rmtvv4u
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2021 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
I remember my parents and later myself breaking it regularly.
Mornin', Horde!
Posted by: Catherine at January 02, 2021 09:07 AM (bv/G9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:06 AM (87oRe)
drinking from a bong?
Posted by: BignJames at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (MtNHs)
And a beautiful snowfall last night.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Having a Brown Bag Picnic at the Tiki Bar prior to Leaving the Reservation at January 02, 2021 09:09 AM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 02, 2021 09:11 AM (fIGh5)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 02, 2021 09:12 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 09:12 AM (l6b3d)
Fox's this day in history. Does anyone remember that useless and unconstitutional 55 mph speed limit.
https://tinyurl.com/rmtvv4u
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2021 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
I remember my parents and later myself breaking it regularly.
Mornin', Horde!
Posted by: Catherine at January 02, 2021 09:07 AM
(bv/G9)
gawd, I hated that. Probably cost me $1,000 in traffic tickets before it finally got repealed. Proof that the police love to enforce a stupid rule passed for stupid reasons, just because it keeps them busy and brings in some cash.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2021 09:13 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: CSinKS at January 02, 2021 09:13 AM (QDEF1)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (nxdel)
I conditioned the neighbors by slowly increasing the number of hours per night the house lights were on, then I gradually switched every light bulb over to grow-lights one by one. When no one complained, I started the seedlings, and now---
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:13 AM (87oRe)
I just poured myself a cup and became curious. I stuck a thermometer in the cup and it said 155 F.
Posted by: dantesed at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:15 AM (87oRe)
https://tinyurl.com/rmtvv4u
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2021 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
Yes. Showing my age...I was in College in upstate NY, Hamiliton College and the 3:45 minute ride from there to NJ got longer becauses of that. A solid 4 hours or so. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:15 AM (85Gof)
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I can't do much about the "someone else" element, but a quick and dirty is
- Melt some butter in a pan over medium heat.
- Take a piece of white trash white bread and push a hole through the center with a shot glass. Put that bread in the pan and crack an egg into the hole. Toast that little medallion, too, especially if you've got kids. They love that piece.
- Find whatever cooked meat is in the refrigerator, be it Christmas ham, Carl Budding turkey, frankenfurters, etc. etc. - and brown it in the pan, too. I usually slice the frankenfurters.
Eat. Syrup is good on it if that's your thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: dantesed at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (88xKn)
not hot enough to evaporate alcohol...<172f
Posted by: BignJames at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
He must know the NY State AG?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: redridinghood
Glad they're still upset about that!
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (MPYWI)
https://tinyurl.com/rmtvv4u
Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2021 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
I can't drive 55!
Posted by: Sammy Hagar, commie rocker at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:17 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 02, 2021 09:17 AM (nxdel)
Congrats. Pete! May their life together be long and good.
Mr. S and I did the First Day Hike at Mother Neff State Park yesterday. There were a fair number of people there, the mask ratio, even on the trails, was about 50/50.
But everyone was in a good mood, enjoying the natural beauty and being out and about.
A pleasant and uplifting way to start the New Year.
Posted by: Sal at January 02, 2021 09:17 AM (KTdeA)
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Brewing should be 195-200, but anything past that is personal preference.
Scalding-cheese-pizza burn the roof of your mouth hot for me since you asked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:17 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
And Biden is cool with this. Didn't China threaten Pompeo, that the party will make sure he's "gone for good"
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:18 AM (ONvIw)
My new Nespresso seems to make it to a pleasing temp.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:18 AM (85Gof)
It was ages ago, relatively speaking. But I figure you'll be seeing a lot of mouthing off by Iran and the other shit hole countries we bitch slapped for being shit hole countries with attitude while Trump was in office.
And by mouthing off, I mean terrorist attacks.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2021 09:18 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:19 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
Same as DA in NYC!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:19 AM (5QBw6)
********
Welllllll... not quite everybody: Q42.3
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q42.3
Anal atresia; Congenital absence of anus; Imperforate anus
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 09:20 AM (m45I2)
He must know the NY State AG?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:16 AM (85Gof)
I can easily see Biden's DOJ prosecuting this as a war crime, while accepting Iran's assaults on individuals and groups, as well as loving cheap slave labor from China which is totes ok.
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:20 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (NpAcC)
And Biden is cool with this. Didn't China threaten Pompeo, that the party will make sure he's "gone for good"
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:18 AM (ONvIw)
It's all good so long as nobody threatens to take Biden's crayons or paste away from him. Then he's going to push "the" button on them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 02, 2021 09:21 AM (D3cJf)
I just poured myself a cup and became curious. I stuck a thermometer in the cup and it said 155 F.
Posted by: dantesed at January 02, 2021 09:14 AM (88xKn)
I don't know. Making coffee has to be real simple for me and measuring temp is too much for the morning. I know it's supposed to be less than boiling to avoid bitterness, so I just wait until the kettle shuts off and stops boiling before pouring over ground beans.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 09:21 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:21 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2021 09:18 AM (3H9h1)
And the media will ask" but what did we do to offend them and make them attack us"?
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:22 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom - Defeat does not exist in this HQ at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:21 AM (Kt1w/)
LOL. These are always "repaired" these days
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (Kt1w/)
And a beautiful snowfall last night.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (7ZQe3)
Congrats, Pete! Did the future in law do the traditional thing and ask your permission first?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (Wm5SB)
yesterday so I've got something to look forward to this year that Big
Gov can't take away....yet.
And a beautiful snowfall last night.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (7ZQe3)
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Fantastic news! Congratulations to the young couple!
Get ready to watch the women in your family go a little nuts, planning. But it'll be worth it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (fIGh5)
Posted by: TeeJ at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (043pn)
And a beautiful snowfall last night.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (7ZQe3)
Congrats, Pete! Did the future in law do the traditional thing and ask your permission first?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 02, 2021 09:23 AM (Wm5SB)
One of my son in laws asked permission..the good son in law
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:24 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 02, 2021 09:21 AM (D3cJf)
I don't think his masters would be too upset if their puppet was poofed away either. It would allow a defense and deployment spending spree and then the ever popular rebuilding to cash in on. Anything to drain the peasants of their wealth is good.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 09:24 AM (l6b3d)
Did it at the shooting range, so it could have gone either way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:25 AM (Kt1w/)
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Yep, just got a ticket in one....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:25 AM (UUBmN)
Nicely written! There are just two rules this morning.
However, the battalion staff would be remiss not to point out that you can run with sharp objects if you're nice to the others, or you can not be nice to the others if you don't run with sharp objects.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford comma brigade at January 02, 2021 09:25 AM (DMUuz)
I remember seeing the "55 MPH -- it's a law we can live with" bumper stickers on more than one amateur drag racer.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 02, 2021 09:26 AM (RPpsJ)
war crime, while accepting Iran's assaults on individuals and groups, as
well as loving cheap slave labor from China which is totes ok.
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:20 AM (ONvIw)
"His kind* must be crushed and never allowed to rise again!"
*Personally accomplished, independently wealthy, not ever a visitor at Isle d'Epstein, not beholden to graft-seeking political scum, actually likes America and working people.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:26 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:22 AM (ONvIw)
"We have Trump to thank for this!"This is XiNN
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:28 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2021 09:28 AM (BvZkh)
January 2021! We know you're in there! We've got you surrounded. Come out with your hands up and nobody has to get hurt!
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:29 AM (xdNUT)
That's why the graft seeking "right" is so angry with Wood. How dare he connect Roberts with pedo island!!!eleventy!
China Joe and China Mitch and China Mittens will undoubtedly concoct some PR scheme to attack Trump and resurrect their phony Russia crap. The China media will nod.
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 09:29 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2021 09:28 AM (BvZkh)
There's a reason you never see them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:30 AM (87oRe)
And for those who didn't see it, especially those going to DC, please see my at 310 on EMT.
I can't copy/paste and too much to type again.
Good day.
God bless.
Posted by: TeeJ at January 02, 2021 09:30 AM (043pn)
Good kid!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 09:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 02, 2021 09:30 AM (fIGh5)
Nicely written! There are just two rules this morning.
However, the battalion staff would be remiss not to point out that you can run with sharp objects if you're nice to the others, or you can not be nice to the others if you don't run with sharp objects.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford comma brigade at January 02, 2021 09:25 AM (DMUuz)
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The philosophical staff would be remiss not to point out that the battalion staff has mistaken "Or" logic for "And" logic. One must not not run with sharp objects and be nice to each other if one wishes to be in full compliance with the rules.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Logic brigade at January 02, 2021 09:32 AM (CAJOC)
Gonna stop at his favorite gun and pawn store to see if they have any 45 or 380 ammo.
Y'all behave today.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron in BFE Louisiana at January 02, 2021 09:33 AM (ke8sC)
Yup, there'll be a lot of that from our betters. But I can see the spin now; white nationalists, far right supremist groups, conservatives with an axe to grind, etc. They deserved it! It's all Trump's fault. Hate has no home here!
All that even when the target is a gay disco...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2021 09:33 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 09:34 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 09:35 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 02, 2021 09:30 AM (fIGh5)
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I usually will take or leave the cheerleaders.
The young ladies who are shaped like young ladies in the sequined outfits shaking their batons in front of the band, however, are sorely missed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:35 AM (Kt1w/)
I remember seeing the "55 MPH -- it's a law we can live with" bumper stickers on more than one amateur drag racer.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 02, 2021 09:26 AM (RPpsJ)
186,000 miles per second is not just a good idea, its the law.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:35 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:35 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:36 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:06 AM (87oRe)
Are you licensed for that sort of production?
Posted by: creeper at January 02, 2021 09:37 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:05 AM (5QBw6)
NEVER!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 09:37 AM (aA3+G)
BBL although the "L" is a flexible concept!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:37 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:06 AM (87oRe)
I did not know this about you, a green thumb.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:15 AM (85Gof)
NGU...you a Continental?!?!
Don's Rock baby. Best bar in Central NY!
Posted by: browndog at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria
To a guy?
(21st Century Questions)
Congrats. May they be able to have a real wedding and honeymoon, unlike our daughter in 2020.
(Looks around cautiously)
2020 is over, right? Right?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (87oRe)
https://tinyurl.com/ycot6s7q
Btw wouldn't a wet mask while swimming be waterboarding?
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 09:39 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 09:39 AM (m45I2)
*Personally accomplished, independently wealthy, not ever a visitor at Isle d'Epstein, not beholden to graft-seeking political scum, actually likes America and working people.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:26 AM (87oRe)
***********
ID television has a special running about Epstein in which they try and paint Trump as one of his best buds till his death. They hammer the point so that the viewer is lead to believe that Trump probably spent time on the island. It's disgusting.
The left are masters at subliminal propaganda
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Colin at January 02, 2021 09:40 AM (IGk0O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (aA3+G)
It was 2020, I had a lot of time on my hands, and needed a second income so I could pay for free college for all the illegals!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:41 AM (87oRe)
Don's Rock baby. Best bar in Central NY!
Posted by: browndog at January 02, 2021 09:38 AM (BgMrQ)
Never "remember" frequenting that bar. But I gadiated in 1976 ( ouch hurts to say that ). Mostly got drunk at the campus pub and I can't even remember the name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:41 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Hrothgar
I am in the mood for someone else to make me... some hash.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
This place has gone hippie hipster! Just as long as it's for medical purposes, folks. (Or so it is in Oklahoma.)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:41 AM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2021 09:42 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:41 AM (85Gof)
UT bar was The Cactus. We called it Cactus Practice.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:43 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 09:43 AM (xdNUT)
Pay by check payable to Donald John Trump.
Even then I bet the grifters skim 50%
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:44 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:43 AM (5QBw6)
UT?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:44 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:41 AM (85Gof)
Ahhh, you're more my vintage then. I'm surrounded by Conts here in WNY...three of which are very close friends class of '77.
My son was there in the early 2000s.
Posted by: browndog at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (BgMrQ)
Several four & five stars finally letting it be known. My beloved LSU may have stunk on the field this year, especially early on, but they pulled it together down the stretch, ruined Florida's season, ended Mond and Trask's Heisman hopes, wound up at .500, and just finished 3rd on NSD.
#GeauxTigers
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by mindful
at January 02, 2021 09:43 AM (xdNUT)
What was old will be new again under Joey Bribem
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (UUBmN)
My son was there in the early 2000s.
Posted by: browndog at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (BgMrQ)
Yeah, shit Griffiss AFB was still open when I was there LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:46 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2021 09:42 AM (O+I8R)
No, it's not logical, but it is sentimental, and Trump is a sentimental old Boomer. He's not capable of accepting that the country, the institutions, the traditions that looked so permanent for his entire life are completely gone. He keeps thinking that one more burnt offering will bring the gods back to the temple.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 09:46 AM (YEKLS)
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at January 02, 2021 09:08 AM (MtNHs)
I saw a plastic guitar with embedded coffee beans. Did not care for the design all that much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 09:46 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: DanMan at January 02, 2021 09:47 AM (FybfN)
traditions that looked so permanent for his entire life are completely
gone...
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 09:46 AM (YEKLS)
In that he is a lot like most of us... were!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:47 AM (87oRe)
2020 is over, right? Right?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
Yeah, however 2021 intends to one up 2020
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM (MtNHs)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by mindful
at January 02, 2021 09:43 AM (xdNUT)
What was old will be new again under Joey Bribem
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (87oRe)
Unless they have Biden outright ban it, anything his masters do to make oil/gas more expensive will only help domestic production. I guess they could put huge taxes just on domestic production to kill it.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM (UUBmN)
Use to be called THE University of Texas. They added at Austin to make the peeps at the other schools feel gooder.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM (MakpH)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ebldhh
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2021 09:49 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 09:49 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2021 09:51 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Terrible design for the guitar...but better there than brewed into my cup.
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at January 02, 2021 09:52 AM (MtNHs)
Coffee is a must.
Have a great day, y'all.
Posted by: p-squared at January 02, 2021 09:53 AM (0CzL1)
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They deserve as much effort from Trump as they gave him. Practically zero.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2021 09:54 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Logic brigade at January 02, 2021 09:32 AM
The real logic here, which seems to escape your unit, is that by adding a comma, and updating the numerical reference to "a triad", clarity, crispness, and coherence would have been restored. These qualities are important to any smart military blog. What would happen if personnel started showing up to The Book Thread (the 2nd most erudite Thread at AoSHQ, behind The Gun Thread) without pants?
Besides, it is well-known that your unit focuses excessively on what Kant be done.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford comma brigade at January 02, 2021 09:55 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 09:15 AM (85Gof)
The Boswell spawn is attending Union in Schenectady - not much better - 3hr 30 min drive from LI. At least Hamilton is located in a nicer place...
Posted by: Boswell at January 02, 2021 09:55 AM (w2LAm)
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University of Texas Austin, I believe.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: University of Tennessee at January 02, 2021 09:56 AM (DMUuz)
Maybe Nixon, but they loved him at first. Republicans have hated Trump since Day One.
Posted by: p-squared at January 02, 2021 09:57 AM (0CzL1)
We were going to run out of oil worldwide and never be free of poverty and want again.
His brother never kicked his ass enough when they were kids.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 09:57 AM (z985I)
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University of Texas Austin, I believe.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:45 AM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: University of Tennessee
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Yes...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 09:58 AM (UUBmN)
(Raises a half-coffee, half hot chocolate courtesy of the fabulous Rod's Esso Lube Shop in downtown Alcona, ON)
Time to sit in the store for five hours doing curbside pickup, which will amount to about 20% of my normal sales. At least our stupid finance minister got the boot (resigned my buttocks) and now getting word Justin may have snuck off to Barbados in the same fashion. Maybe Sophie's bull is there.
Won't make any difference - he's already been caught in blackface, groped reporters and siphoned millions to his family through a phony charity and not a damned thing has happened aside from liberal females sighing and cooing, "Isn't his hair dreamy?"
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 09:58 AM (IDjUx)
Did you ever wear E,G+A?
Posted by: an ol exJarhead at January 02, 2021 09:58 AM (TWSxo)
He changed to Warren de Blasio-Wilhelm when he was 22, and then to Bill de Blasio when he was *40* years old.
Are any of these people actually who they claim to be? Bizarre.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 09:58 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Boswell at January 02, 2021 09:55 AM (w2LAm)
Yes it was.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 10:00 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 09:46 AM (YEKLS)
He is still fighting! Don't read msm anything; read alternate sources and see what is being done, not just by the President , but by those brave enough to fight. Why is our side so quick to just give up? It's sickening. Fight like your very existence depends on it. For some reason, I'm thinking about my dad, who once followed a city hall clerk into the men's rom and cornered him because said clerk was giving him the run-around about building permits. Dad got his permits that very day. Another local builder was being put through the wringer by an inspector with a reputation for making builders miserable. Said builder put his cigar out in the inspector's neck. Yesterday a bunch of my cousins had a family zoom and spent it reminiscing and complaining about old aget. I knew their parents. Their parents never did that. They were too busy living and enjoying life and fighting whatever they could when they could.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Pope-essa Elect...because... why not? at January 02, 2021 10:01 AM (8/7u2)
He changed to Warren de Blasio-Wilhelm when he was 22, and then to Bill de Blasio when he was *40* years old.
Are any of these people actually who they claim to be? Bizarre.
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 09:58 AM (6mvRv)
If I remember correctly, he had daddy issues. That is why he changed his name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 10:01 AM (85Gof)
I'm on the razors edge of a full blown panic attack here. Just thinking about going to the people's socialist utopia of Bloomington to take my daughter shopping and out for lunch.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 02, 2021 10:01 AM (Vxu+H)
"No," I said. "Not going to."
It took an assistant minion calling her boss, but they let me in. I told the first girl, "I hope you don't wear that stuff when you're not here." She looked at me wide-eyed, as if she'd never thought of such a thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 10:02 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Michael Jordan at January 02, 2021 10:02 AM (OO3cC)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 10:01 AM (85Gof)
They all have them. Romney, McCain, Gore, Bush -- all severe daddy issues. Only Trump didn't. Trump is the most psychologically stable and self-actualized president in our lifetimes.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (6mvRv)
We were going to run out of oil worldwide and never be free of poverty and want again.
His brother never kicked his ass enough when they were kids.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 09:57 AM (z985I)
And dropped him on his head.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (aA3+G)
I was greeted yesterday morning with my daughter making pancakes and my wife making bacon. Of course, she threw out all the grease, so I had to fry a little ham first, but a terrific way to start the New Year.
Of course, as you point out, it's always better when you can just sip your coffee and read the paper until the waitress brings it. One of my customers is a short-order cook whose restaurant is shuttered right now, which means no fried garlic mashed or grilled sausage for me. Breaks my heart.
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 10:02 AM (rpbg1)
Frighteningly typical and absolutely pathetic. This is why we're circling the drain.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2021 10:04 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2021 10:01 AM (85Gof)
Democrats are big on disrespect for tradition, and for their parents.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:05 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 10:05 AM (w7KSn)
Carter was responsible for the 55 mph fiasco.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 09:57 AM
I gots problems with that
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at January 02, 2021 10:05 AM (Bbafg)
Still plenty of time for Trump to make plans for an Iranian official to wind up in little chunks.
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 10:06 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2021 10:06 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:07 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 10:05 AM (w7KSn)
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Howdy navybrat! Just hanging out on the deck with coffee and a cigar and watching FSJ stalk squirrels in the backyard. Need to write the GT later.
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:07 AM (MVjcR)
Which is why I will be out and shopping.
Smaller crowds.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 10:08 AM (w7KSn)
Didn't you used to be someone?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:08 AM (z985I)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (GECNu)
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I recently moved from BRCC Blackbeard's Delight to Beyond Black. It's bueno!
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (MVjcR)
I got a doctor's note after the third episode. Had two more episodes when places wouldn't honor the doctor's note.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 02, 2021 10:10 AM (qDSku)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 02, 2021 10:06 AM (V2Yro)
Now we have helped them dispense with even that feeble distinction!
Posted by: Dominion Election Outcome Systems, LLC at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cicerokaboom! Kid. Coffee beans. Toe beans. Whatever it takes at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (n/szn)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:07 AM (l6b3d)
Some beans are good when roasted to a certain darkness and just mediocre any other way. I had a good peaberry coffee once, but I do my own roasting, so I can try it out light or very dark or in-between. I prefer a very full-bodied coffee, so I go for Sumatra coffee, roasted until the beans are black and shiny.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (YEKLS)
Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (GECNu)
Maybe you should consult with Muldoon on that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (mzC78)
fistbump
I started out on Beyond Black and never looked back.
Great coffee and most of those with whom I've shared it are now also fans.
Having my second cup as I type.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (z985I)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (6mvRv)
fistbump
I started out on Beyond Black and never looked back.
Great coffee and most of those with whom I've shared it are now also fans.
Having my second cup as I type.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:11 AM (z985I)
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Have you tried Murdered Out?
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: That Guy Who The Karens Hate at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (840BW)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (Cxk7w)
I have a license to kill now, for coyotes and coons at least ... need a special one for the bobcats, which are becoming numerous.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2021 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
What choice does he have? An organ with a frayed electrical cord could lead to a nasty shock.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 10:13 AM (YEKLS)
I got a doctor's note after the third episode. Had two more episodes when places wouldn't honor the doctor's note.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021
***
I'm due to see my dr. again soon. I'll ask for a backup letter about that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 10:14 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:14 AM (ofYez)
Apparently, most of our elected officials suffer from anal atresia (See Muldoon at #3
.
You can tell because they're all full of... themselves.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 10:15 AM (xdNUT)
Gotta venture out to collect cackle fruit and feed birbs and skwerls.
Posted by: Cicerokaboom! Kid. Coffee beans. Toe beans. Whatever it takes at January 02, 2021 10:15 AM (n/szn)
Especially this one. If you are familiar with the old Hammond Organs, they have these things called "tone wheels" that generate the frequencies for the notes. There are 10,000 little wires in there, around which I have to remove the old tube amp to get to the bottom of it.
Posted by: f'd at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (GECNu)
https://bit.ly/3rMShaD
Kinda explains this map on opinions of how well the economy is doing.
https://bit.ly/38XGduq
If only there were a common thread!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)
No, I haven't. I went right for the dark roast.
I may have to try some though. My closest Cabela's is now carrying BRCC coffee which is somewhat convenient. Somewhat because it's a 75 mile roundtrip.
I know I can order on line. I joined the coffee club so I get my shipment every month like clockwork.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (z985I)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 10:15 AM (xdNUT)
Brown eyes?...at least eyebrow full.
Posted by: BignJames at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (AwYPR)
That Guy Who The Karens Hate
***
I wouldn't have gone to WF except they are the only ones with the mineral water at that price. World Market was my favorite, but they give me a hard time about the mask stuff too.
Next time I get hassled about this, esp. at a small place, I'm going to tell them, "We are going to remember who was good to us during this time, and who was not."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Jmel at January 02, 2021 10:17 AM (bVhJi)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:17 AM (ofYez)
We might have bobcats but no coyote, certainly have racoons which would go after a chicken.
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:18 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:18 AM (ofYez)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2021 09:51 AM (O+I8R)
>66k under 18!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 02, 2021 10:19 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:16 AM (z985I)
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Me too. I go through about a pound per week. Not sure,why, but I ordered a 5# bag last time. I didn't really save in $$ that way.
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:19 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:20 AM (ofYez)
Yeah, however 2021 intends to one up 2020
Posted by: Latemarch (a member of the rabble in good standing) at January 02, 2021 09:48 AM
I mean, it's 2021. It already has literally one-upped 2020.
Posted by: Grimmy at January 02, 2021 10:20 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jax Traw at January 02, 2021 10:21 AM (T/uvN)
Posted by: klaftern at January 02, 2021 10:22 AM (RuIsu)
As black as my heart and as dark as my soul.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:22 AM (z985I)
https://bit.ly/2X0DlYk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
"Mattie told Hattie, 'bout a thing she saw,
Had one big eye, and a wooly jaw."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:22 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: That Guy Who The Karens Hate
Have not yet and will not wear a smile suppressor. Not a problem in the home town, but (visiting Mom's) here in BigTown, the Karen disease threatens.
Milady and I haven't been to Whole Foods (or Wal-Mart) since the dempanic began. Or earlier. Tried going to Sprouts, but the mask nazis wouldn't allow our faces. So we went up the street to 'Organic Grocers' or something like that. Nice store, good selection, friendly and non-scolding personnel. They win my $.
Sprouts is still the only place I've been where they've hassled me about my face hanging out. May they suffer swift extinction.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 10:23 AM (xdNUT)
Welllllll... not quite everybody: Q42.3
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q42.3
Anal atresia; Congenital absence of anus; Imperforate anus
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Let's see you put THAT in a limerick!
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 10:23 AM (IDjUx)
As black as my heart and as dark as my soul.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 02, 2021 10:22 AM (z985I)
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Yep!
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:24 AM (MVjcR)
I've watched old movies and TV shows from the 60s and 70s, and a character might offer another character a cup of coffee, and proceed to mix a cup of INSTANT for them! That was really mainstream for awhile.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 10:26 AM (YEKLS)
Wasted Beans, like hair plugs for Joey Scranton...
Good Luck President Trump in 2021 !!!!
And Kamala will take public Transportation
Posted by: corky muldoon at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (uSdpa)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
"We" have previously suggested Roberts was blackmailed over the questionable adoption thing. This is exactly how these fluckers work ... when getting "kompromat" on important people. (they seem to have it on everyone, I often wonder if Mueller and Co. found a way to threaten Trump or family, hence we got Fauci, and other DS stooges) just speculatin'
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 10:26 AM (YEKLS)
That reminds me. My drip coffee maker has been running real slow. Today when I do dishes, I need to run through a cup of water with a little slug of acid in it, to clean the coil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:28 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 10:29 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 10:30 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 10:30 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:30 AM (MVjcR)
I've watched old movies and TV shows from the 60s and 70s, and a character might offer another character a cup of coffee, and proceed to mix a cup of INSTANT for them! That was really mainstream for awhile.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 02, 2021 10:26 AM
now days, that "instant" coffee is cleverly disguised as a keurig-type pod thingie
and all the pod thingies taste the same, which is to say, like siht
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2021 10:31 AM (Bbafg)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 10:31 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:30 AM (MVjcR)
Wimpy didn't neglect Olive Oyl, judging by the existence of Sweet Pea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:31 AM (mzC78)
I agree about really good olive oil. Good balsamic is like that too.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 10:32 AM (UUBmN)
The reasons the guy gave for not finishing the top proves this. Allow this at least; had the beans been turned into the drink and then ingested, they each would already be pissed out. Gone. Forever. Yet this guitar fills the room with amazing aroma where everyone present enjoys it for long as this lasts maybe years. Besides that, it plays music. Presumably.
Posted by: bour3 at January 02, 2021 10:32 AM (KXQr+)
Yeah, no. Ford 1974.
Posted by: Jax Traw at January 02, 2021 10:21 AM (T/uvN)
Ford was as GOPe inept as you can get, which is why Reagan primaried him; Top Men were not pleased.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)
That Guy Who The Karens Hate
Here i notice they dont hassle the guys who open carry
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2021 10:33 AM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:28 AM (mzC7
I was a dummy once doing that. I ran water and vinegar through and thought well if that works I'll just run it through again but the already hot liquid going through the coils burnt them out the second time on my cheap machine. The instructions, which I had never read until that point, clearly said not to put hot water in the input.
So, don't do that.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:34 AM (l6b3d)
coons have so far never bothered my chickens, and I have a lot of coons. They were going for my apples once, walked right past the chickens, only wanted the apples. Maybe they are just so well fed they don't bother with chickens here, idk ... they certainly have a general history of eating chickens.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2021 10:34 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 10:35 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 02, 2021 10:36 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 02, 2021 10:27 AM (Cus5s)
Fauci caused more AIDS deaths by his idiocy than doing the opposite would have produced. Why that ghoul wasn't canned, if not prosecuted, speaks volumes about the public health bureaucracy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:36 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Weasel at January 02, 2021 10:37 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:34 AM (l6b3d)
Yeah. I wouldn't run it through twice. One slug of cold water with a little HCl, then several glasses of clear water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:37 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)
They still made a big deal about small government then. Rember Ford's saying something about a government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it all away from you? I realize now that their idea of a small government was still somewhere up there above their current level but less than the left. They don't even pander to that now.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:38 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 10:35 AM (UUBmN)
Are you downtown? Is there a thing there on Wednesday?
Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect at January 02, 2021 10:41 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 02, 2021 10:42 AM (risNt)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 02, 2021 10:38 AM (l6b3d)
Does the GOP even pretend to stand for anything these days? "Vote for us, we're slightly less bad than those other guys" doesn't generate enthusiasm.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:42 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Blacksheep at January 02, 2021 10:42 AM (6mvRv)
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Back in the '40s and '50s, there were two "cool" things characters did that you never see anymore. Cool ways to smoke/light someone's cigarette and cool ways to get into a car.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 02, 2021 10:45 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:46 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2021 10:48 AM (Cxk7w)
.....
Does the GOP even pretend to stand for anything these days? "Vote for us, we're slightly less bad than those other guys" doesn't generate enthusiasm.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:42 AM (y7DUB)
Seems to be "Give us money so we can pretend to oppose the other guys" lately
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 02, 2021 10:48 AM (02b6n)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:48 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 10:50 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)
The one thing you don't see in movies/ TV anymore which viewers didn't give it a second thought in the 40's or 50's?
Police chasing a suspect / criminal.
'Stop or I'll Shoot !!!! Bam ! Bam ! Bam ! '
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:54 AM (2DOZq)
Does the GOP even pretend to stand for anything these days? "Vote for us, we're slightly less bad than those other guys" doesn't generate enthusiasm.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 02, 2021 10:42 AM
Of course! We'll pretend to believe in whatever you dumb rubes want! Sure, immigration control, limited government, spending control, etc...hopefully Biden will win the presidency and both chambers of congress, so we can get more power to the government while winning seats in the midterms railing against them.
We'll pander about gun control, abortion, etc while cheering the Dems on, too!
Posted by: Grimmy at January 02, 2021 10:54 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: TheHoser
**
No Egress - a limerick
There once was a man from Artesia
Who claimed he'd developed amnesia
But the poor dumb sap
Was just full of crap
What he really had was anal atresia!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 10:54 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: creeper at January 02, 2021 10:55 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (CZm2G)
Snort!
I reheated 2 leftover cupsnof Folgers before putting a fresh pot on the stove. This perked while i was out doing a few chores.
The wine is in a clear gallon jug under the sink. Should be ready to bottle tomorrow.
Posted by: Cicerokaboom! Kid. Coffee beans. Toe beans. Whatever it takes at January 02, 2021 10:58 AM (n/szn)
He looked at me like I had sprouted a second head and said, "Well yeah. Who doesn't?"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 10:58 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (H8QX
THIS! x1000! Also, add the Hildabeast to your list. She had major daddy issues (though not the kind our 'Rons love...) Trump loves and respects his dad and speaks highly of his memory. Trump's sons do the same with him. This should be the litmus test of any elected official.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Pope-essa Elect...because... why not? at January 02, 2021 10:59 AM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Captain Hate
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me the vote for the slightly less bad than those other guys or give me death!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LASue, Pres. Elect
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I work downtown so stay away when not working. I'm sure there is something on Wednesday but haven't looked into it so don't know any detail. I use to work next to the north side of the capital building but most stuff happens on the south side. I'll be back up in that area by the end of '22 when the new Capital Complex is done.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 11:01 AM (UUBmN)
reversing decades-old criminalization of HIV exposure and transmission
laws that have no "scientific basis" and contribute to stigmas"
Vomitoriums and non-stop orgies are just around the corner.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2021 11:02 AM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:02 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: zombie p.t. barnum at January 02, 2021 11:03 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: EveR at January 02, 2021 11:03 AM (DsGxB)
Posted by: That Guy Who The Karens Hate at January 02, 2021 10:12 AM (840BW)
THEN DON'T SHOP AT WHORE FOODS!
There are other stores to obtain your food needs.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 02, 2021 11:03 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Captain Hate
We could take money from our voters to fight, and then do lots of work, or take money from our voters AND our opponents by throwing the game, then just PRETEND to work! Brilliant!
Posted by: GOPe sooper jeeniuses at January 02, 2021 11:04 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 11:04 AM (xdNUT)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2021 10:03 AM (H8QX
They also all had fathers in government (or military) and were well-connected within those worlds.
Trump didn't --and thus that's the problem.
I always thought it astounding--and scary-- that if Trump, a well-known BILLIONAIRE who DID know a lot of people could be harassed and abused, what about the rest of us?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2021 11:04 AM (HrMC1)
He looked at me like I had sprouted a second head and said, "Well yeah. Who doesn't?"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 10:58 AM (m45I2)
Is there a moral to this story or are you warming up for a limerick about donuts?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: zombie joyce kilmer at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Great kid, don't get cocky.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (oQ94s)
Have you ever video'd the process of you creating one of these? I'd love to see you working this out so damned quickly and still coming up with some of the best limericks I've ever read.
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (UUBmN)
reversing decades-old criminalization of HIV exposure and transmission
laws that have no "scientific basis" and contribute to stigmas"
But don't DARE leave your house without a MASK
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2021 11:06 AM (HrMC1)
By mid-summer it will be so bad that 2020 will be known as "The year they warned us what they would do when they get power again."
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 02, 2021 11:06 AM (/Dgcm)
There are other stores to obtain your food needs.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 02, 2021 11:03 AM (Fs5vw)
This. Sheesh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:06 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: southern racoon at January 02, 2021 11:08 AM (ab0zp)
He looked at me like I had sprouted a second head and said, "Well yeah. Who doesn't?"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 10:58 AM (m45I2)
Is there a moral to this story or are you warming up for a limerick about donuts?
Donuts are funny. I never buy them or crave them or think "Gee, I'd like to have a donut right now"
But if someone brings in a dozen , I'll chomp until the sugar(and the guilt) makes me useless for the rest of the day.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2021 11:08 AM (HrMC1)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 02, 2021 11:09 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 02, 2021 11:09 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Great kid, don't get cocky.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2021 11:05 AM (oQ94s)
Don't swing by tonight's ONT then.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at January 02, 2021 11:10 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Downcast at January 02, 2021 11:10 AM (H6Rtx)
reversing decades-old criminalization of HIV exposure and transmission
laws that have no "scientific basis" and contribute to stigmas"
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Vomitoriums and non-stop orgies are just around the corner.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 02, 2021 11:02 AM (W4eKo)
I've got good news! Those poppers you like are going to come back in style.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2021 11:10 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 02, 2021 11:13 AM (7X3UV)
Oh, I like Valeros - clean, good variety of food, greta stop on a road trip.
This spring I had to hop up to NH for an online order pickup (this was when stores were starting to re-open), and it was masks required at the mall with security at the entrances. However, when we went to a gas station nearby, as we walked in everyone inside looked at us (it felt like walking into an olde west salloon) -- no one had masks - so we quickly yanked ours off. Made me laugh because it was my first time where there was a sort-of tension about masks, and clearly a "live free or die" attitude.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2021 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Morning sir. Here's to hoping your new year is starting off well..
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at January 02, 2021 11:14 AM (wxmzP)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2021 11:14 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at January 02, 2021 11:14 AM (5lR3Q)
Posted by: Asshoes at January 02, 2021 11:14 AM (Fcou9)
All caught up!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (z3Wsk)
https://bit.ly/3hy0XwY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
What evidence do they have that anyone asked any of the skulls how they identify?
Archeologists Assume Pronouns!
Cancelled!!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 02, 2021 11:13 AM (7X3UV)
I like it when Columbo walks into some rich asshole's house smoking on his cheroot.
He would be arrested for that today.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: zombie montezuma at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (ab0zp)
https://bit.ly/3hy0XwY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Yep. Wish we could bring soma those Aztecs to an Antifa rally.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:15 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at January 02, 2021 11:16 AM (5lR3Q)
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Five minutes of me chewing on the eraser end of a pencil would not be compelling video.
To deconstruct the process sucks the fun out of it, but it goes something like this>. The limerick starts with a punchline. Today's joke was that a person with no anus would be full of crap. The base word at the end of the last line is then 'atresia'. The first line typically includes a name or place name. So, what rhymes with atresia? Artesia, a place.(cont.)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:16 AM (m45I2)
Have you ever video'd the process of you creating one of these?...
Posted by: TheHoser
In Zappa's 200 Motels, there's a brief scene of Frank composing. I seem to recall this involved spilling coffee and cig ashes on the score, among other
I see Muldoon creating his limericks like this.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 11:17 AM (xdNUT)
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And their responsibility is to not stab him in the back.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at January 02, 2021 11:17 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (ofYez)
Sue their butts.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:18 AM (946rW)
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Oh. Slightly belated.
Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2021 11:19 AM (ab0zp)
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Kinda feels like Sherlock Holmes explaining his deductions.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 02, 2021 11:19 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Justsayin'
This. Sheesh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
********
Did you just back sheesh him? No back sheesh!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at January 02, 2021 11:17 AM (d6mdH
And they do. Not one penny from me until they stop stabbing the base in the back too while they hustle for China. I expect "the conservative case for slave labor" to come from NR or Heritage sooner than later.
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (ONvIw)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at January 02, 2021 11:17 AM (d6mdH)
This. Fuck 'em. Also, they have stabbed us in the back too so double fuck 'em.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Justsayin'
This. Sheesh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Did you just back sheesh him? No back sheesh!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
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What about hash sheesh? Is that allowed?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 02, 2021 10:09 AM (ofYez)
Sue their butts.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021
***
All the lawyers nowadays are too busy with personal injury cases, physical injury, to worry about violations of civil rights.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (rpbg1)
The "Toss something out and get ready to move out" streak continues for the 33rd straight day - tossed out a broken tape deck.
Still trying to get my stereo to work again...it was a 2020 goal but is not a simple fix because the pre-amp and turntable need tuneups/fixes. I have calls and emails in to a couple of places; hope I can find one that doesn't require mailing 'cause those suckers are heavy AF.
now for my morning walk!
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 02, 2021 11:22 AM (USW1s)
Posted by: Justsayin'
This. Sheesh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
********
Did you just back sheesh him? No back sheesh!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM
Don't make him stop this blog!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2021 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Did you just back sheesh him? No back sheesh!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
I like back sheesh. I can get it from the deli at the Crest store.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 02, 2021 11:23 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (rpbg1)
This is a violation of the ADA. It is also a civil rights violation but the ADA violation sadly will matter more.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:23 AM (946rW)
e.g. the other day I did one about how to go about cannibalism and titled it "Hannibal Lecture"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:23 AM (m45I2)
_________________
That's idiotic.
The laws penalized the knowing transmission of HIV, as was appropriate, given that HIV-infection was virtually a death sentence at the time the laws were passed. The laws applied to everyone, and did not single out gays. The fact that gays were the ones most likely to knowingly transmit HIV to an uninfected person did not make the laws "discriminatory."
This is the same kind of stupidity that makes leftists demand we eliminate laws that prohibit murder and robbery, because blacks are the ones most likely to be charged with murder and robbery, so therefore those laws are "discriminatory."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 02, 2021 11:23 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my SCOTUS, Not my FBI at January 02, 2021 11:24 AM (USW1s)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
I mean, she-
I short-sheeshed it
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 02, 2021 11:24 AM (iTXRQ)
Very interesting. Thanks for the explanation. I've always wondered about lines in a TV sitcom. Some scenes are very clever and I would like to be a fly on the wall at the process. Does a team bounce narrative between characters back and forth?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:24 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: MrObvious at January 02, 2021 11:24 AM (k+h+d)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM (m45I2)
I like back sheesh. I can get it from the deli at the Crest store.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 02, 2021
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I thought "back sheesh," or "baksheesh," was a Middle Eastern term for bribery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:24 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Troll Killer at January 02, 2021 11:25 AM (JOV35)
Posted by: Muldoon
Backsheesh's animated/rotoscoped Lord of the Rings wasn't great, but it was better than Jackson's.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 11:25 AM (xdNUT)
Yea, well if Biden gets in I'm gonna sew Kevlar over the seat of my pants. Its gonna be homo all the time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:26 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: EveR at January 02, 2021 11:26 AM (DsGxB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:21 AM (rpbg1)
This is a violation of the ADA. It is also a civil rights violation but the ADA violation sadly will matter more.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021
***
You'd better know a lawyer or two personally, then, or be one yourself. Most I've contacted about anything recently never call me back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:26 AM (rpbg1)
so I think its probably a false flag BS op. She barely lives there anyway, i presume.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 02, 2021 11:27 AM (yx0HS)
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And their responsibility is to not stab him in the back.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at January 02, 2021 11:17 AM (d6mdH)
Hey Caesar, while we got you here, would you be so kind as to endorse our reelection campaigns?
Posted by: Brutus and Cassius at January 02, 2021 11:27 AM (oQ94s)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2021 11:27 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:20 AM
Don't make him stop this blog!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 02, 2021 11:22 AM (axyOa)
LMAO! I swear to God you people are batshit crazy. I wonder sometimes how you function in society. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:28 AM (Dz5W3)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:28 AM (m45I2)
In the commercial for Paul Masson champagne, he is clearly lit and flubbing his lines. He has a really hilarious outburst on take two...something like a "Mwwaahhhhhh.. the french...."
Time period appears to be early 80s.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 02, 2021 11:29 AM (yx0HS)
I'm saving any money I might have sent the GOPes to primary opponents of
Thune, Blunt, and Murkowski. I don't live in any of those states, but
the world would be a better place w them out of the Senate.
Posted by: EveR at January 02, 2021 11:26 AM (DsGxB)
Your money won't matter and neither will votes. The franchise is dead as is our republic if this steal is not stopped. Whether we want it that way or not, this will have to be solved with guns and blood if Biden is allowed to cheat his way to the presidency.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 11:29 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at January 02, 2021 11:30 AM (wxmzP)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021
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Sort of like civil service employees expect to be paid for showing up. If you want them to actually *do* something, an extra payment is required.
The spirit of that, if not always the letter, is alive and well in South Loozyana.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:30 AM (rpbg1)
I always thought it astounding--and scary-- that if Trump, a well-known BILLIONAIRE who DID know a lot of people could be harassed and abused, what about the rest of us?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 02, 2021 11:04 AM (HrMC1)
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It means we need to be armed at all times and familiar with said firearms.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 02, 2021 11:31 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: EveR at January 02, 2021 11:26 AM (DsGxB)
First of all, voting is now passé. Secondly, don't send good people to DC. DC is irreparably corrupt. Keep them in your state. You'll need them.
Posted by: Justsayin' at January 02, 2021 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)
I'd buy "Muldoon on the Ace: The Collected Works Of Our Limricist Laureate."
Posted by: TheHoser at January 02, 2021 11:33 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*********
lagniappe
A liuttle sumpin-sumpin.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:33 AM (m45I2)
I told her, "Ah, they're invertebrate complainers anyway."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:33 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: CN at January 02, 2021 11:33 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BignJames at January 02, 2021 11:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 02, 2021 11:30 AM (rpbg1)
Yup. When I lived in NY every civil servant with any juice expected a 'tip'. Be careful if you didn't give a christmas card to the mailman,
Even when I went to Boise, I could get the garbage man to pick up stuff they wouldn't by showing him a little dinero love. My neighbors were confused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 02, 2021 11:34 AM (Dz5W3)
so I think its probably a false flag BS op. She barely lives there anyway, i presume.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel
She supposedly lives on her winery estate in Napa.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EGyGV)
Find it on Amazon "Muldoon's Library of Limericks Vol. 1" Includes the first 300 or so.
Or you can see the entire collection (well over 600) for free at the link in my nick. I do it for my own entertainment, not for money.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 02, 2021 11:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Nine Ladies Dancing Day
at January 02, 2021 11:37 AM (xdNUT)
Police chasing a suspect / criminal.
'Stop or I'll Shoot !!!! Bam ! Bam ! Bam ! '
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 02, 2021 10:54 AM (2DOZq)
Freeze, Turkey!
Posted by: Jim Rockford at January 02, 2021 11:37 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at January 02, 2021 11:38 AM (wxmzP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 02, 2021 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)
Sounds like a Moron!
Posted by: m at January 02, 2021 11:39 AM (GadyI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2021 11:36 AM (EGyGV)
Woman of The People. Down with the struggle and really feels their pain.
These fools that consistently elect people like her and her ilk- I think they really have a subconscious desire for royalty. What else can you call it with an public figure/government official serving continuously in office, subject to no laws that the underlings are held to, and paid to pontificate? And now with even basic voting procedures under question, why not just call her what she is? A fuckin duchess or princess.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at January 02, 2021 11:40 AM (yx0HS)
https://tinyurl.com/ycvkppkv
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 02, 2021 11:45 AM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Nobody at January 02, 2021 11:49 AM (giU8k)
Horseshoes, hand grenades, some disassembly required.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 02, 2021 12:02 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at January 02, 2021 11:38 AM (wxmzP)
Then you better pray that Soros does not take an interest in your county.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 02, 2021 12:10 PM (946rW)
Posted by: harleycowboy at January 02, 2021 12:50 PM (+9AX9)
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