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Quarantine Cafe: Tragic Kingdom Edition
Reminder: If it comes out of a printer it’s not meat https://t.co/UjcsvfI0Z3
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 28, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:31 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:31 PM (J70i0)
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Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MikeM at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (np8OD)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thorsthimble at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (anHZ6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (TXRzQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)"
Implying any No Doubt albums are good?
(But yes, I believe you're correct - it's the one with Spiderwebs)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)
There will be many that volunteer to take model measurements!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)
I'd prefer a few whole cows.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Firster Brooks at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Worf at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (kOpft)
"Scientists in Israel are creating plant-based meat that has fat, blood, and muscle."
1. This sounds like CYLONS.
2. It's literally NONE of the things it purports to be. It's not "meat," there's no "fat" and there's no "blood" and no "muscle."
Well, maybe there's real fat. But that's it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (TXRzQ)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (icI8A)
Inky taste, like fresh squid?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)
And your point is?
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Dar at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (AD14M)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9kl2g7
No shxt. That is called having a functioning immune system, and the basis for why vaccinations work.
Anyone who has taken first semester immunology could have predicted this.
Posted by: MikeM at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (np8OD)
I like it
The Klingons bring livestock to space cizbthey like rresh meat
I approve
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KnJdm)
They'll make sure you (peasants) cannot afford the mandated cow fart remediation equipment cost!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (0QYMt)
See what's going on?
Everything is being re-defined.
We're being told some stuff is "meat." Scientists agree it is "meat," so we can't argue, you kooky anti-science conspiracy theorist!
We are told biden "won" the election when we all know he didn't.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: MikeM
Can't prove that by talking to any of the shitheads at the CDC.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (TdMsT)
The Klingons bring livestock to space cizbthey like rresh meat
I approve
One of our bots is malfunctioning.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (W6Jq2)
I approve
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (nUhF0)
Cows in zero-G!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (R/m4+)
But it's OK
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (7/xq5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: junior at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (n4135)
But it's OK
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (7/xq5)
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It's better to burn out,
Than to fade away!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Yeah the guy in these videos is kind of a douche, makes it hard to watch even though it's interesting.
Posted by: Broseidon
Exactly.
I watched one where they went to some "abandoned" amusement park and got sick of the bullshit after 5 minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (TXRzQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
If you say that's not meat, you're Anti-Science.
But it's not fcking meat.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (W6Jq2)
And ^^there in^^ is the true definition of meat.
A substance produced by males and females fucking.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:46 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (6FeV1)
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I'm telling Muldoon.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Idiot American Consumer at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (zsZNR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Turks probably figure it's haunted by djinn, and stay the Hell away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Granted, I think real ground meat also looks thoroughly disgusting, so why would I want a replica of something I already dislike?
Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: MikeM
Only if they took immunology before 2020
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Broseidon
Exactly.
I watched one where they went to some "abandoned" amusement park and got sick of the bullshit after 5 minutes.
...
I didn't get a douche vibe off this guy (you mean in these videos, right?). But I only watched two of them.
I figure any of these guys doing RADICAL!!! YouTubes is going to have a RADICAL, DUDE!!! type of personality.
Posted by: ace at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (5+1A/)
Remember when we were kids and the old scifi shows had astronauts eating PASTE out of a tube and PILLS that were "ice cream?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:49 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Idiot American Consumer at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (zsZNR)
Soylent Green is People.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)
Are bats fucking meat?
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LkzOc)
Saw one segment of that show a few years ago. So, they wander about digging holes in swampland. And film themselves.
The treasure they found was people foolish enough to follow their escapades in the mud/woods.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)
I asked the bride and she said not in this house they won't.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (2DOZq)
White pride Skittles. Life is too hard to parody anymore.
Posted by: Trog04 at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (u/qoh)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (U2p+3)
Which was crazy stupid because the thinking was that people hate eating and if there was some way to get a day's fill of calories via a pill, then life would be perfect.
I guess those visionaries found jobs in government.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Broseidon
If they made it out of real meat, I wouldn't mind.
Now that I think about it, aren't frozen sausage patties pretty much printed meat already?
Posted by: G. Gnome at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (OQcPl)
No one ever tries to make meat taste like vegetables.
Why is that, do you suppose?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (6dXV7)
There's something about a young man, under 30 years old, visiting something old and abandoned and telling me about it that doesn't make sense. Why?
Because he has no idea what he's seeing. He doesn't know anything. He hasn't seen anything. A rotary telephone is an oddity to him.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:49 PM (W6Jq2)
I thought that was a NASA PSA.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)
The people on Storage Wars found more treasures than they did.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (2DOZq)
Only if no vegetables are around. They're omnisexual. Like dolphins.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (HhXSr)
https://youtu.be/BSx47zAZkCc
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)
Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (6dXV7)
Question for the Horde
What is the Beast in Revelations? What is the significance of the seven heads and ten horns? A fuss almost broke out at my Christmas party over the tribulation.
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (bVhJi)
https://youtu.be/BSx47zAZkCc
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
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Mr. Blobby will never abandon YOU, or your dreams.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.
I've heard that she has a short temper...
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (l6b3d)
Which was crazy stupid because the thinking was that people hate eating and if there was some way to get a day's fill of calories via a pill, then life would be perfect.
I guess those visionaries found jobs in government.
Posted by: Doctor Penguin, President Elect
Yeah, it made no sense. We enjoy food! No "pill" can ever satisfy a human's desire to taste and savor food.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (U2p+3)
But he knows that men can have babies, and that's what's important.
Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)
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This week on Oak Island, the brothers have discovered what they think is the treasure chamber.
"Uh, we found this button!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Now, granted, some of it was because it was what the astronauts supposedly ate, but I remember them actually being pretty tasty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (6dXV7)
_________
Likely an off-lot.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (mht8P)
Shitter's full!
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (T2vUn)
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (icI8A)
The beast is often thought of as a kingdom or government or coalition of clans.
I have heard it said by people not nutty in less nutty times that it represented the UN or the EU.
People are very wary of a regenerated Roman Empire.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)
I asked the bride and she said not in this house they won't.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (s0pjO)
This comment made me laugh. Wife of tbodie would wholeheartedly concur.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (LkzOc)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
au contraire
my typos prove I'm not a bot
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (U2p+3)
You are very welcome. How was CA?
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (s0pjO)
Are these swells 'for the people', or no?
I can't imagine the machinations going on behind the scenes. I bet there's plenty of cursing and gnashing of teeth.
Whatever will Mitch do? How about the Georgians, soon up for the vote?
Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Trog04 at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (u/qoh)
So Mike Pence as VP has the ability to call out the obviously provable election fraud in those 6 states, and save the country from a stolen election?
And he apparently isn't willing to?
It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.
If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (2DOZq)
I bet a shitton of Asians would buy those castles.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (U2p+3)
No one ever tries to make meat taste like vegetables.
Why is that, do you suppose?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (6dXV7)Wait until you try vacon.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM
A male bat has a baculum, so it's theoretically possible.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I thought astronauts ate Quisp. And Tang - can't forget Tang.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (ab0zp)
Yeah, I think Discovery and NatGeo are pretty much financed by shows where people just dig through piles of stuff (manmade or natural) and endure endless failure. Like Geraldo's Vault but on steroids.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (1/FyW)
"Uh, we found this button!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, if it is a hoax, it's a pretty ancient one. FDR spent a season digging there, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (mzC78)
I think ace mentioned it before - even things that are unpleasant, you get accustomed to. Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again? Or would it unnerve you to never do something again that you've done your whole life, and taken for granted was necessary to live.
Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (icI8A)
Its spiritual warfare. God designed humans to eat meat. That is how we get completed proteins, and animal fat is crucial for brain function. There are some vitamins that just can't be properly synthesized, but are found in critters.
The mere fact that we salivate when meat is being cooked should be a clue that for those who don't believe in God, why did human "evolve" into eating meat, but the same smell is repulsive to herbivores?
They are against all of the Created Order, so naturally there is a war against humanity w/r/t meat.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (C+evo)
Lab meat - if it wasn't separated from its crying mother and butchered, it's not real meat.
* gazes languidly out at the pasture, pondering a hamburger for dinner *
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Four Calling Birds Day
at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ek7rN)
It was lovely being with my boys. And sunny and 70 on the beach Christmas Day wasn't too bad either.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Too bad, if so. That's not a happy legacy for him. Maybe he's ready to get out of politics after these last few years.
Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid looking for Leloo blueprints at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (n/szn)
So Mike Pence as VP has the ability to call out the obviously provable election fraud in those 6 states, and save the country from a stolen election?
And he apparently isn't willing to?
It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.
If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)
Are you sure?
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)
The GA runoff is 1/5.
So 1/5 and 1/6 and 1/7 should be Interesting days.
I'd love to Mike Pence do something Unexpected and Great so the D's R's can REND their garments in hysteria just like in the Bible.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (HhXSr)
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I've heard that she has a short temper...
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM
She's been called a Short Round by some Commentators of this Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)
Alaskans of a certain age all remember Iditarod great Joe Redington's unintentionally-funny commercials for "Hot Tang", which he liked to drink on the trail.
Let's just say the phrase "hot tang" was...repurposed for use in daily conversation.
Back in the day, fresh fruit was damned scarce around these parts, and expensive if you could get it.
Tang probably saved a lot of Alaskans from scurvy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (6dXV7)
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt88
Tang is all I drink now. In the little flavor squeeze bottles. Pineapple Orange.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (2DOZq)
The GA runoff is 1/5.
So 1/5 and 1/6 and 1/7 should be Interesting days.
I'd love to Mike Pence do something Unexpected and Great so the D's R's can REND their garments in hysteria just like in the Bible.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)
If we get anything biblical I'd prefer some smiting, please.
Lots of smiting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM
Come up with something and beat it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (E8JQx)
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (02b6n)
Never announce the vote tally until you know they are consistent with Comrade Xi's desires, comrades!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
we used to eat it out of the jar when we didn't have Ovaltine
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nUhF0)
The last big story I remember about Pence was the booing he endured when he and his wife had the audacity to take in a showing of the Hamilton play.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (T2vUn)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Once it's objected then it's a different ball of wax is the way I take it.
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Nah, I think Quisp was the gay alien dude. He was the bottom to Quake's top.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM
Come up with something and beat it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)
It's self-beating.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (KnJdm)
So, has anyone brought up the Nev SoS sending link to votor rolls to True the Vote and CCing... a Pakistani ISI connection?
Or maybe smart thermostat in room with voting machines sending data to China?
Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (0lFO7)
Posted by: Petebreath Buttgig at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (n/szn)
Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
Just about.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
Uh, have you forgotten where you are?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (nakwk)
@tomselliott
Biden: Carbon emmissions threaten "the very existence of our planet"
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OMG! Earth is going to go Planet Krypton!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)
Best?
The bar must be low on that gauge.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)
"Uh, we found this button!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Well, if it is a hoax, it's a pretty ancient one. FDR spent a season digging there, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (mzC7
I'm watching and taking a drink every time I hear the word mysterious.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (lgiXo)
Lots of smiting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM
Bob Dole can help with the girding of loins.
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)
Most of us probably have memories of a 5 pound can of Tang drawing moisture, so you'd have to chip off chunks if you wanted to mix some up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Four Calling Birds Day
at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ek7rN)
Medium rare. With cheese and bacon.
Never wrong.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)
*motions to Guidelines*
Says right here in the Guidelines.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (KnJdm)
Good. Let's char some more meat and get it over with.
Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)
Is there a mini Torgette who takes care of the place while the Mistress is away?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (lgiXo)
This is a smart military blog.
So, yes.
And, eventually, it will be Godwin-ed. It's in the bylaws.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)
We had an attachment for a propane tank that was meant to melt snow with flame. It was about as useful as an amputated leg.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
On a blog where surprise anal otter rape is a running joke?
Surely not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (6dXV7)
Based on what Ivan Raiklin has been saying, Pence COULD have done
the exact same thing on December 23rd and ended this stupidity. He didn't.
I guess I just don't get tying ourselves into legal pretzels in order to pretend Trump didn't win and that the illegal installation of Joe Biden is somehow something that "The Law" is going to address. Who? Judges? SCOTUS? AG? FBI? All sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LALALALALA I can't hear you!"
If the Supreme Court and the House and Senate all joined hands tomorrow and blessed Trump's righteous claim to the presidency on CNN and MSNBC and signed off on 900 hundred legal documents to prove it, these crazy fuckers would not accept it and would still riot. So why bother?
If this is not Insurrection, what is?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
Comrade, we must ensure that people like Trump can never rise again, not can anyone even remotely associated with Trump in any positive manner be allowed to function in a public position again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Cxk7w)
Tang is the worst God-awful beverage this side of Diet Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
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Diet Mountain Dew is reanimation fluid if you work mids. I loved the stuff.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Add more vodka.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)
Are bats fucking meat?
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LkzOc)
Everything is available at the Wuhan Wet Market.
Go to very back, look for sign of bat on pig.
Tell then "Hung Lo" sent you for special bat show.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (/Dgcm)
Well actually we only did that once.
Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (8zJJF)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)
Hey, sorry I can't come to the phone right now, cuz I'm on the can burnin' a mule.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)
It is a wonderful babystep to mass genocide.
We are in fact carbon based lifeforms.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)
Concur.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ab0zp)
B. Franklin
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)
Jesus gave us bacon.
It would be wrong to deny Him.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZfRYq)
B. Franklin
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)
Pity, more people did NOT listen to him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Can't do it. It tastes like it looks.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
I can't imagine a pill would do it.
If we had Star Trek transporters, you might be able to install miniature ones in your bladder and bowel to teleport the waste elsewhere.
Hacking the destination would open up endless avenues for comedy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (6dXV7)
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)
Not to mention the time used for reading.
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (walrD)
Somebody needs to take one for the team and watch it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)
Takes a lot less energy to move snow than it takes to melt it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (mzC78)
America...what a country.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kRraM)
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Thank you, Insom. This thread needs bats.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (E8JQx)
Hey, you want some of this chili?
No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
So were the animals we killed to put in the chili.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip
I hear thatnas a kid, young Hunter Biden used to snort Pixy Sticks
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (walrD)
Somebody needs to take one for the team and watch it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
It's great. Excellent even. I highly recommended it.
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Made by who?*
* it should probably be "by whom" but it looks wrong to me
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (walrD)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (em79L)
Not that anyone cares about football, but one of the pathetic shitty teams from the NFC East will make the playoffs with just 6 or 7 wins while a couple of teams with 10, possibly 11, wins don't qualify.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (W6Jq2)
Universal Guaranteed Income is the plan. It didn't start out this way, but you can be assured a crisis (real/imagined) will not be put to waste.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (NXGjq)
If God meant us to be vegetarians He wouldn't have given us incisors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)
Pull the same shot the shit certain states did - call for a 15 min. recess and then just make up the total vote tally, say 453 votes for Trump and 25 for Biden. When they squawk tell you will do one recount only... 875 for Trump and 2 for Biden.
How did we get that total?
It is proprietary.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (walrD)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (wR3DP)
First, the JP needs to decide whether or not she wants an autopsy, and sign off on the cremation. Then maybe a few days or a week for that. He was an atheist, so obviously no religious service -- maybe a small gathering at graveside. Sister offered two plots beside my mom and dad, so accepted those.
Picked a nice wooden engraved urn with urn-crypt, fraud protection service, decided I need to give sister a power of attorney for when my time comes, and set up my arrangements in advance.
I think I may be close to the character limit, so more when I have more info, or if any of you have input to share.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kRraM)
Especially if you are not an American...
but are willing to vote like one!
Posted by: ` at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (87oRe)
Its okay if you fall down and lose your spark. But when you get back up, rise as the whole fire and burn everything to the fucking ground to get rid of the asshole that pushed you down in the first place.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Vxu+H)
Still trying to figure out whether it was the go ahead or no deal. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)
_______
Pro tip: if she says, "Do whatever you want," it does not mean you can do whatever you want.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (8zJJF)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)
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I bet the steely gaze meant "What are you waiting for?!"
You -- and the missus -- need a flamethrower. Do you want to ride out the coming dystopia without one?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (/Dgcm)
I'm sure he isn't the only one. And given the rubber stamping of Yet Another Omnibus Free-for-All, the stroking crosses both aisles.
We have the most unserious of people yanking this nation around.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (HhXSr)
If he certifies the flagrantly fraudulent electors from the GWAMP states, he is breaking the law and is just another Deep State plant.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (8zJJF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)
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Also, if she says "fine" it does not mean things are fine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Someone needs to yell out if he will make Hunter the Chinese ambassador
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
One of Nugent's lesser known albums.
Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (8zJJF)
Holy shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)
As someone who's had to deal with this, make sure to get plenty of copies of the death certificate (more than you probably think you're gonna need), and getting more later is a real pain in some states.
You'll be surprised at how many organizations want to see one before carrying out what would seem to be a basic function.
I think I even had to send one to some of the utility companies.
Again, my condolences.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (NXGjq)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (walrD)
https://tinyurl.com/obunkgx
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (HhXSr)
Because it is considered inhumane to actually have to APPLY for free shit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM
Point of Inquiry!
Isn't the phrase "Fine. Do whatever you want."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (HhXSr)
Not true. they are deadly serious about screwing over American citizenry to retain power and their ability to loot!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (87oRe)
It doesn't matter. He mumbled someone else's words and comprehended none of it. And this will continue until Kamala is inserted.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)
Getting rid of informants is messy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (89T5c)
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Also, if she says "fine" it does not mean things are fine.
"What do you want for dinner?" is not a question to be answered but rather a test of how completely wrong you are.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p)
even if he was an atheist, you may find it comforting to offer prayers after
the tradition my family follows is a 9 day novena after funeral, then prayers on the 40th day after the passing
then again on the anniversary
*** hugs ***
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Rvt88)
Picked a nice wooden engraved urn with urn-crypt, fraud protection service, decided I need to give sister a power of attorney for when my time comes, and set up my arrangements in advance.
Posted by: empire 1
What kind of fraud is involved with urns?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ZfRYq)
There is a Netflix show about 1820s England my wife watches. Cant remember the name. But I was kinda watching the other night while it was on in the background.about 1/3 of the characters are black. In 1820s London. And not just any London, all the characters are aristocrats. Because as any historian knows, the English were very welcoming of foreigners and especially non whites into their upper classes in the 19th century...
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:59
I saw an ad for that show, maybe on Netflix. I was tempted to take a look just because it looked so ridonkulous. Anyone remember the name of the show?
I'd bet you could count on one had black aristocrats in GB then. There was a miniscule amount of black blood in the nobility, not noticable in looks. Some of it descended from Alex Puskin who was maybe an octoroon.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 07:3
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (/LM9B)
Geez, people really are trying to make Cyberpunk 2020/2077 a real thing. Here Consumer-san, you can eat kibble in a bag, human food like dog food, or you can eat this fake meat with kale and rice, and drink ersatz coffee & kool-aid unironically. Meanwhile your social betters will eat real steak and potatoes and drink $100 wine.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W+kMI)
A fair point. Let's say both perspectives are congruently true.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (walrD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (3P/5p)
And I think, when he meets his Maker, he's going to have some 'splainin' to do!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (87oRe)
I think I even had to send one to some of the utility companies.
Again, my condolences.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Ditto. Power company wanted one. If selling any real property it will most likely have to be filed with the local Clerk and Recorder.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (SWbVS)
The pics that are coming up for me on DDG are all 1s, IMO.
But then I kinda like weird chicks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (6dXV7)
Sometimes she looks scorching.
Sometimes she looks weird.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ZfRYq)
That both eyes on the side of your head look is hot.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (KnJdm)
And thanks for the condolences -- they do help!
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W6Jq2)
Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: andycanuck"
One of Nugent's lesser known albums.
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I totally believe this.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (W+kMI)
Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac
Have you no shame?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)
Getting rid of informants is messy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (89T5c)
But a clean kill in that there is no evidence or loose ends.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (r9/bj)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HhXSr)
Sounds like we have NO problem in our interpretations!!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (walrD)
"What do you want for dinner?" is not a question to be answered but rather a test of how completely wrong you are.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p)
_________
"Where do you want to go for dinner?" "I'm flexible. You choose." "Let's do X." "Not there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P)
That sounds like a good number. Nothing really makes it easier, but bureaucratic folderol can definitely make it harder.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Beyond that I think the FBI is full of shit on this 5G paranoia business.
He had a real beef with ATT I think and he wanted to cause them some pain. And he knew how to do it.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (r9/bj)
Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM
There once was a man named Benny. Benny made a Faustian deal that if he never cut his beard, he would live forever. If he did, he would die and be cremated.
One day, Benny was fraudulently induced to trim it to nothing. Zap! Benny died.
The moral? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (SWbVS)
So, you had all 3 major food groups covered.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac
Have you no shame?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (W6Jq2)
Not the last time I checked.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: lurking grandma at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (sujqA)
Merlin was black, you know.
It's for your own good.
Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)
The one with the magnetic back cover?
My buddy had one of those.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r9/bj)
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Hmmm, that means if I get one something will happen. Roll 1d6 to find out!
1. Become Hulk with a few extra tentacles for effect in 1d6+1 days.
2-3. Become a zombie in 2d6 hours.
4. Nothing happens, except you feel a little itchy.
5. Become Albert Wesker in 1d8+8 hours.
6. Become an amazon cat girl in 1d6 days, only 1d3 days if already an amazon.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (W+kMI)
No matter how many places you stash the roling papers on a through hike, it's hard to have enough.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r9/bj)
so was Sir Kay, BUT I was angry until that 2021 remake of Shaka Zulu with PeeWee Herman as Shaka....
now it is all ok.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Lzpvj)
There are a boatload of items to undo or change and 'widow/er brain' can set in and you may possibly forget to address the simplest of things.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)
Ah.
Isn't it weird how Congress has literally Zero Interest in neither protecting us from Identity Theft nor punishing identity thieves?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (W6Jq2)
Yeah, that's the most loaded of questions. Really ought to be in any prenup of things that cannot be asked.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: empire 1
Yes, I kept Dad's Lifelock for a year. They were tough to cancel too. SSA and secondary med. ins. were also a bitch.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (wR3DP)
Condolences from here as well. Sounds like you are moving ahead which is good and important. I found I needed fewer copies of the certificate than I thought I would be using but it was cheap at the price to be able to produce a notarized copy in case a problem arose.
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Little-known fact: Andy Warhol was black, as were Edgar and Johnny Winter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (6dXV7)
Can I have the small strap on this time?
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Man, the porn links on this site have really gone downhill in the past few years.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (O+I8R)
And he apparently isn't willing to?
It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.
If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)
Anybody who's suprised at Pence joining the crowd sticking knives in Trump's back is probably astonished that the sun rises in the east every morning.
And Pence has just positioned himself as the front-runner for 2024, as the "wise man" who kept Dictator Drumpf on a short leash. Bank on it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)
Water? Still wet, Sky? still blue....
and Jake Tapper is still his wife's boyfriends' favorite fluffer.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W6Jq2)
Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac
Have you no shame?
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There is no sympathy or understanding here until you urn it.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:32 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:32 PM (r9/bj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (nakwk)
*snort
Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (O+I8R)
I used to watch BWT until one of the explorers (the one who usually narrates) was doing an intro and had an Anitfa patch on the wall behind him. Blah.
Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P)
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Obviously married many years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (EZebt)
We aim to please, the wife and I are getting cremated.
Good luck with the paperwork phase, it is hard.
Wife's mom and dad both had a mountain of "closing the business" work.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W6Jq2)
Why it is almost like they have a set of priorities, but none of those priorities include "us"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (walrD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (mht8P)
There was also apparently a GoFundMe page where you could be cast in the movie if you contributed a certain amount of money. I missed that, sadly.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (2JVJo)
Probably still less depressing than Sean Connery's Robin....
man I still have flashbacks to "Robin and Marion"
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)
My recommendation is wait until after you die.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (W6Jq2)
Obviously married many years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (EZebt)
_______
27 in February.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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Seems a bit premature, but ok.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Get back to me in year 9.9 of Kamala Toe, the Saigon Shuffle may be the country's hottest dance move.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
(sigh)
Rule of Three
Pick three places you would like to go. Not two, not four, three. These things solve themselves.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (C+evo)
Little-known fact: Andy Warhol was black, as were Edgar and Johnny Winter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (6dXV7)
Don't know about Warhol, but just listen to the Winter brothers. As black as black can be.
Here's Johnny with Dr John in 1984 in session, at their musical peaks.
https://tinyurl.com/yav3z8sm
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)
Eromero is more eloquent than I, so ditto this. You are in my prayers.
Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (OX9vb)
We are getting ahead of the rush when they go full dachau.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)
Better to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission...
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (J70i0)
Elections don't matter; election counting does. Pence doesn't stand a chance.
Regardless, I fully intend to vote Trump - Sr., Jr., Melania, Barron, etc. - for the foreseeable future. My only real hope is that I can grow an extra middle finger to help fill out the ballots.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (HhXSr)
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I'm watching Highlander this very second -- it's the church scene right now.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: turambar at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)
Better to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission...
________
A sentiment not created by a married man.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (walrD)
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Take some with you.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (jvld5)
Eh a good turn and part of his rehabilitation tour.
Robin and Marion was the ultimate dystopic 70s FU to the legend....
I thought in my youth ANYTHING about Robin or Arthurian legend had to be awesome and James Bond as Robin....
trust me watch it.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (J70i0)
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SANP SNAP SNAP
Oh, no you di'int!
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (kTF2Z)
Anyone have any "greats" left?
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone, now.
Uncle Tony was the last to go at 98.
All these people were really old (to me) all my life. The weird part? I am now someone's "great" uncle. I can't deal with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (W6Jq2)
A clear case of "Normalcy Bias".
I'm convinced that the former United States is over. This was the last "election". In the span of one year, the Constitution of the former United States was wiped out. At the rate of acceleration of demonic things, I would be amazed if we were even allowed to live until 2024.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)
Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's pedo lure-bait, originally listed out at over $100 million...
It recently sold for $22 million.
Which can still buy a lot of children these days.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (F0YaR)
Tip the veal and poke the waitress...
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)
stinks. That guy didn't realize he was a lone wolf til his ass was
shoved in that camper and Petula Clark started singing."
he did sign his home over in advance ... seems he had some "life is over" plan in mind. Maybe if he was worried about BigGov spying, he would have little social media ... OR they scrubbed it all because he was a lefty, or more Antifa than anything.
Pic I saw he still had shoulder length hair ... old hippy and he didn't know what to do?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Cus5s)
54 years this last Aug. 19.
Ron wanted a new dog after Frank had to be euthanized earlier this year. I didn't want one, but now I'm glad we got Lucy (She was in the pet thread a couple of months ago, MinPin/chihuahua cross). She now sleeps with me, usually under the covers, and last night made a determined effort to wrap up in them.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: turambar at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (EZebt)
I'd do the *want* thingy if I lived in a land of ice and snow.
https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Doctor, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)
The way I've been feeling lately, a shortened life doesn't bother me in the least. Churchill's "black dog" is not just chomping on my ass, he's turning my groin into steak tartare.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
This particular one had pictures of unlikely people wearing T-shirts' that say "Bukkake" in some form or another.
She didn't understand so she asked me.
Hmm
Do I say I don't know you should just google ot?
No.
I tell her, to save
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Ah, brought to you by the fine folks who are trying to push The Great Reset on you. You're going to live in a pod, eat bugs, have no privacy, and love
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9olc3pq
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (poEUH)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)
https://tinyurl.com/ya5sle64
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (jvld5)
Ohh, That's Not Right!
Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:44 PM (V2Yro)
There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)
On it!
Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (ZfRYq)
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
staples we ALL packed was tang and a fifth of everclear each
Loved Tang, and then one day they changed the formula and it turned to shit.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
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The Fifth Element
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (EZebt)
I fully expect that, by the time of the 2021 NoVaMoMe, you will be forbidden to fly or drive from one state to another without your Kung Flu papers.
And if that happens, I really will change my nic to "Cassandra."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Cus5s)
Hmmmm. It wasn't all that long ago I had shoulder length hair.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (l9m7l)
Buckeye 'rons and 'ettes should unearth Ghost of Sherman and hum "georgia on my mind" as we march south.
Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)
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Nope. Democrats and the GOPe won't give Pence a dime.
And Trump supporters, that generated more GOP money than anyone in history?
They are using that money to buy food, ammo, and camo. The GOP will never see the vast majority of fundraising they had when Trump was the leader.
The GOP have financially slit their own throats. And if they are as stupid as they appear to be, good on them.
Useless pieces of crap, they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)
Fixed it for ya, Sooth
Posted by: William T. Sherman at December 28, 2020 08:49 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
Black Dog? This must be my lucky Led Zeppelin night. I should buy a ticket or something:
https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:49 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
Now here's where I've got a strange turn of personality that's actually useful at times like this. I don't start feeling positive and clear of mind until the situation is absolutely hopeless, and everyone is falling apart. Part of it is that you no longer have to worry about consequences, when you know there's no hope then you're free to do anything. You're not going to make things worse.
Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (em79L)
"The bill passed by a vote of 275-134, barely passing the two-thirds of
House lawmakers needed to retroactively raise the value of the stimulus
checks."
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)
Okay, I'll leave this one to the folks who have absolutely no business knocking the French Surrender Monkeys in the future.
It's a spiritual battle.
Dark spirit of defeatism does not help.
Gonna go check out today's x22report.
Redpill78news.com for this evening was another good on.
Click on three bars then 'watch' in dropdown then news.
God bless
Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (0lFO7)
I'm sure it will, in a week or so. At the moment, I'm mostly numb ... and grateful to the paramedics and police who responded to my 911 call when I found him. Very professional and thorough, but also very kind, considerate, and understanding when I had trouble getting my answers to their questions out without breaking down.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:52 PM (vluYu)
The GOP have financially slit their own throats. And if they are as stupid as they appear to be, good on them.
Useless pieces of crap, they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
If - IF - the rally on January 6 breaks more than, say, 4000 people (which I do not expect it to do, in part for the reason that it's on a Wednesday), I might consider the GOP to be a spent force.
I still think that come 2024, Pence or someone like him will be the designated tomato can and we will be spammed with demands we vote for him because we can't let the Dems take over. And I still expect too many "battered wives" to pull the GOP lever.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:52 PM (2JVJo)
Dark spirit of defeatism does not help...
God bless
Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (0lFO7)
Fukkin A!
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 28, 2020 08:53 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)
A neighbor just brought me a deer tenderloin to try on the smoker. What to do.
I know, I'll put it in a bag and boil.
Seriously, i don't know how to approach this.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)
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That's a very kind gesture because that's a good cut.
Can I suggest grilling it? Smokers are great and I use mine often, but some cuts are trickier than others (chicken breasts come to mind). Marinate it in something you like or go buy some Dale's or make a soy/brown sugar mixture and let that sucker sit on the grill for a bit before serving it with some simple sides like mashed potatoes to soak up the juices, and then take your buddy a six pack to drink on his porch with him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (XSoJN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)
Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
so the govt is just printing however much money it needs to give away?
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)
I get more GOP fundraising texts now then before the election.
I ignore them, except one said "we want your opinion, not a fundraising text".
It listed 4 or 5 topics similar to the Trump opinion texts of a few months ago (what is the most important issue to you?: 1) immigration 2) foreign policy 3) etc.
There was also "other" and a box to fill out. I said "re-elect President Trump".
I skipped the rest. Then the last one was "comments".
I said "The GOP abandoned President Trump and let a fraudulent election stand. Rot in hell, GOP"
I wonder how many others commented similarly. The answer is, not enough.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)
I think it will be quite large, but pointless, like all rallies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: butch at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: Thorsthimble at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (anHZ6)
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Similar, but not. How I used to enjoy Orange county choppers when they focused on the build. But then it became all about the drama. Same with deadliest catch.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (MxaJL)
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (8zJJF)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)
I fully expect Pence to go full GOPe without DJT's positive influence on him 24x7. This way, i can be pleasantly surprised, but never disappointed.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P
My husband and I had that very exchange:
Me: I'd like something light, maybe just a salad. With some tomatoes, maybe some olives and feta cheese.
Him: Let's go to the Athena.
Me: I don't feel like Greek food.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (NB7mI)
Her Majesty often asks me about how her dog show outfits look. I give her an honest answer, primarily about how the jackets sit across her, uh, upholstery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (V2Yro)
Historically speaking, suicidal homiciders are the most difficult to defend against.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (F0YaR)
So what kind of modifier would Nancy Pelosi have?
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Nancy Pelosi goes straight to "zombie". Roll 1d6 and see Pelosi Subtable below.
1. Crimson Head, will prioritize camera-toting characters first.
2. Crimson Head, but there is a 1 in 3 chance a shot scores a critical hit and makes her botoxed face fall off. Instakill!!
3. Brandishes large hammer, +2 damage on a hit.
4. Normal zombie, as #2 above.
5. Normal zombie, but can be distracted by giurmet ice cream.
6. Oooo, look at all the blood. Guess this time she wasn't a zombie. What a bummer!!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:59 PM (W+kMI)
Very sorry, Mrs. Empire. What I shock for you. I will be praying for you and your family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:59 PM (VP4Cd)
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Before Xmas PDT tweeted, he called on pence to reject the illegal electors. If PDT was confident pence was behind him there would have been no reason for the tweet.
Posted by: Ward at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (nzKWW)
A neighbor just brought me a deer tenderloin to try on the smoker. What to do.
I know, I'll put it in a bag and boil.
Seriously, i don't know how to approach this.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)
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Note: this will cook a lot faster than a pork or beef tenderloin. I found out the hard way once, many years ago, and heard grief from that crowd for years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)
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Lighting your hair on fire gives you ESP.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)
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The Leftards are in denial about both the 2016 election and the 2016 box office of certain movies.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (W+kMI)
Mr. Empire one told me, a couple of decades ago, that skirts make me look 40 pounds heavier. I thanked him, and have worn various types of slacks ever since. I appreciate honesty.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (vluYu)
The Dominion votes were sent to Pakistan on Election Day.
Debbie Wasserman Schulz' lapdog and cronies are still active.
The "gender studies" payment was a payoff for the Pakistanis work for the DNC.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (vluYu)
empire 1, treasure that pup, she will be a living link to the past and a loving part of your future!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
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When I watch documentaries on SEAL Buds, I think to myself that the sand and the cold surf would have me screaming for my mama more than anything else. Don't get me wrong, anything they do would ring me out. Just, that would be the first.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (MxaJL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (XSoJN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (gAXBD)
Think of it as "multi-level" marketing where the actual product is graft!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (87oRe)
==
Bridgerton
based on a series of steamy Regency romance novels by Julia Quinn
the books were pretty silly iirc
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)
Eh a good turn and part of his rehabilitation tour.
Robin and Marion was the ultimate dystopic 70s FU to the legend....
I thought in my youth ANYTHING about Robin or Arthurian legend had to be awesome and James Bond as Robin....
trust me watch it.
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I have watched it. Real downer, and age has not improved it, even if Sean & Audrey did a good job.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
He knows what we know. And probably more. He put his all into fighting tooth and nail for us and for this country. Risked everything for it. Put his whole family in the line of fire.
He knows it was stolen from us. He knows what's coming.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (JIxk0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
I don't know, but if I rend my garments in despair before everyone else does, I win a prize. I think that's how it works.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)
I laughed; Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:05 PM (VP4Cd)
It's weird. Leftists want every creature on the planet dead, ultimately.
They are part of some weird plant cult.
Dude in the video is all "it's better for the environment" to 3D print meat from lab-synthesized chemicals while promoting the removal of real animals from the food chain.
These people are very strange.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:06 PM (INqbB)
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take burned it.
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I can pretend to be my ancestors from 156 years ago.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:06 PM (W+kMI)
He's at the 'Let It Burn' phase.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (2JVJo)
Prayers from my family to you and yours.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (Jn0IP)
What bothers me the most is that a couple of months from now or even sooner, we will realize that we were in the Driver's Seat between the election and 1/20 and we didn't do anything.
Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)
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My youngest doesn't understand social cues or scenarios in a normal way, and he has no problem waking us up to tell us that 20 can be divided by 6 three times with two left over or other things that are insignificant but extremely important to him. Somehow he can tell from his bedroom the exact moment when we've fallen asleep and choose 3-5 minutes later to come and wake us.
I've often thought an eternity of that brief moment of finally resting after being exhausted only to be woken immediately after, forever, would be a miserable torment.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:08 PM (XSoJN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)
My dear Fen, has ANY "conservative" politician done anything in the past four years to fully support our President Trump?
Thus we, quite logically, expect Pence to fit the mold when the pressure is on!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:08 PM (87oRe)
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They're just getting used to disappointment, it's been a popular thing these past two months. I really don't know if Pence can really make things work out in the Senate, though. Right now I say it's the House vote or nothing.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:09 PM (W+kMI)
Front Page Mag, 12/10/2020
"Congress Pays $850,000 to Muslim Aides Targeted in Inquiry Stoked by Trump," reads the November 25 New York Times headline. According to the story, the previously unreported settlement is one of the largest to resolve discrimination or harassment claims, in this case by people who "lost their jobs and endured harassment in part because of their Muslim faith and South Asian origins."
That payoff went to Imran Awan and his family.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (F0YaR)
Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)
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We'll be under the jail the moment that we decide we've had enough.
That's why the Insurrection Act is so important. We need the Commander in Chief of the militia to put that piece in play.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (XSoJN)
The foster boys Doppel and Rocket got baths today and did very well, all things considered. Tomorrow they begin their trip to their new home in Tennessee. We're proud of them and happy we played our little part in helping them out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM
Horde tip: Save time, and wear pre-rendt items, i.e. chaps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM (gAXBD)
Stop using them. We mean it&^&%&^%&)()
(^^%*&%$^)&)(^*
*For example.
Posted by: Grammerly at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2020 09:12 PM (t9ITf)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (em79L)
If only I did not expect the local popo to finally take a stand and implement every "law and order" edicts issued by any Dem politician!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (87oRe)
Thanks -- I can really use a hug right now. And thanks so much for the prayers. They really do help.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (vluYu)
Stop using them. We mean it&^&%&^%&)(
(^^%*&%$^)&)(^*
*For example.
Posted by: Grammerly at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM
26.7442396% of the commenters use 83.11913% of the exclamations points.
Let's not punish everyone for the sins of the few.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2020 09:12 PM (t9ITf)
They should have file this well before the actual election!
Thus NO STANDING!
Posted by: Chief Justice Wan Robberts at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:34
ditto from here. Sounds like you are handling it well. but there was good advice above. Ask someone who you know in person who's been thru this to look things over.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (/LM9B)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (gAXBD)
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That's a great way to spend an evening. I do think "Stagecoach" is a landmark film, especially for the Westerns. I think the movie's success encouraged Hollywood to think big on doing more A-list Westerns.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
My dad told me about Cape Gloucester.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
see also, What else can go wrong?
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (LPnfS)
Horde tip: Save time, and wear pre-rendt items, i.e. chaps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
That makes the BOHICA easier. Do you have the matching auto anal lube drip option on yours?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (qggQy)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (gAXBD)
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I'm picturing Muppet Trump, arms upraised, standing in front of a D.C. engulfed in flames.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (gAXBD)
They only want to defund the non-woke popo!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:17 PM (87oRe)
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None of those sorts of decisions get that sort of forethought. It's all "muh feelz" and no concerns about it. Because those people believe in the Garden of Eden more than we do.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:17 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
Posted by: Carly Simon's Heroin Addicted Ex with John Kerry at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (gAXBD)
Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)
Well come on, Mr. Agitator, Mr. I've Been Banned But Refuse To Leave,
I've quoted your entire post. Let's hear your plan.
Let's hear your commitment. You sound "determined".
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)
In a double bill with Moby Dick!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)
In a double bill with Moby Dick!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (mzC7
Double Dick with Moby Bill is a whole other kinda movie...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (nakwk)
And they never explain why we would continue breeding herds etc. of food animals if we had stopped eating them.
________
Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)
I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot
of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Good until it gets to the parts with you-know-who.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HBlzO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
And the STDs kick in from the last port call.
Posted by: Perry Penicillin at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (nxdel)
Dude. I voted. In November.
Resolve that. Then we can discuss future, VALID elections.
Why should I vote in a bullshit "runoff" that is based on the results of an election that you told me was fraudulent?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nakwk)
Even Bacon Wenches???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Josie Wales at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM
"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."
-- Josey Wales
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (DMUuz)
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Yeah. "Driver's seat." Of a train they cut the breaks on and got off five stops ago.
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (JIxk0)
It's the streets that matter.
The Reckoning.
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Trump loses, in a couple of months we go out on the streets and shoot some leftards in the face, because they are poor winners.
Trump wins, in a couple of months we go out on the streets and shoot some leftards in the face, because they are sore losers.
Either way, it's feeling alright by me!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)
There is a third purpose...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (JIxk0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
That's cold.
You're not wrong, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (P148V)
It was a lovely visit.
Plus we went to the beach. On base. No masks.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (JIxk0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (JIxk0)
They have been sooooooooooooo busy delivering military ballots to drainage ditches.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (NpAcC)
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I noticed too. b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (nxdel)
They are *totes* not going limp so's they can cash in on next year's budget.
Asshoes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (P148V)
Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM
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Even Bacon Wenches???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM
Hell has incredible Bacon Wenches, with *the* most incredible bacon.
You just never get any.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)
Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)
There is a third purpose...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)
Should've socked Hunter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (P148V)
Her husband died unexpectedly at home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (mzC78)
How does everybody know what Pence will do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
His newsletter, "Sittin' on the Fence With Pence", has all the details.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (P148V)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:28 PM (6lKe4)
Farmer -- My youngest sister used to be CEO of the East Texas Community Health Center, so lots of administrative experience and knowledge of procedure, plus she did this for my mom when she died ten years ago, so I have very capable and experienced help.
She can be a bit bossy at times, naturally, but right now and under current circumstances, I'm actually grateful for that
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (vluYu)
You just never get any.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)
As long as Hell's got a Whackin' Bench, I'm good.
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (mzC78)
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USPS has issues every Christmas no matter which year it is. This was 2020, so they just gave up and went to "it's done when it's done" mode.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)
I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel
By reputation, that is both great, and white.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (pNxlR)
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone, now.
Uncle Tony was the last to go at 98.
All these people were really old (to me) all my life. The weird part? I am now someone's "great" uncle. I can't deal with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:39
Mine are all gone, last was Uncle Norman in 2014, when I was born had over 20 of them. Today I am a grt grt uncle twice at 65 (adoption involved). What's the emoji for EEEK!
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (/LM9B)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)
Should've socked Hunter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (02b6n)
I wouldn't be shocked if they found that on his laptop too...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (nakwk)
When you stop and think about chicken parmigiana, it's disturbing.
The breast of a one dead chicken is removed, dipped in the scrambled fluid of an unborn chicken, cooked and served covered in the fermented breast milk of a cow.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (/LM9B)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (nakwk)
Geat!
No more crossing the road for me!!
Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2020 09:31 PM (uxUoN)
the stunt work by Yakima Canutt was ground-breaking
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:31 PM (iTXRQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrstrOrJxOc
They both say that it benefits from a second viewing, and things that seemed random, or were frustrating because you were trying to speed it along in your first viewing (looking at you, Slow Dougie!) make more sense and tie in better.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)
https://tinyurl.com/y87h3jyy
HuffPo thought Pence was stunning and brave. Which pretty much says all you need to know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (3P/5p)
I believe you forgot one other purpose of the chicken
Posted by: muhammed muhammed at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (r4bSV)
Oh God how awful. My deepest sympathies empire if you are still here. I can't imagine your pain right now.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel
Chief Dan George reminds me of my dear departed grandpa. No, Grandpa was not an Indian. But he had the same look, and the way his face lit up when he smiled was magical. they could have been brothers from a different mother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (sRLua)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:28 PM (6lKe4)
Hey, Ladyl was trying to get in touch with you, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Boy in Kindergarten Cop at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (kTF2Z)
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone. There were only eleven - four on my mom's side and seven on dad's side.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
We know they cheated, but we just have to hope and pray that with more eyes on the Georgia election it will be harder to cheat.
I know we all fill disheartened and upset be we can never give up even if the odds are against us.
Besides Trump is asking for us to vote in GA. and will be having a rally for Loeffler and Perdue on Monday.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: muhammed muhammed at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (r4bSV)
Got to get the feathers somewhere, to go with the hot tar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (mzC78)
Well, it did not go Priority which I asked for. I didn't check the receipt or I would have noticed right away and said something on the spot. I mailed two packages that day and the other went Priority. I don't know what the hell the girl at the counter was thinking. But my bad for not checking. At least it got there. I was worried it was lost.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)
There's not much he can do at this point.
I understand the SCOTUS will be hearing some election related case on January 21st.
So there's that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (ikm0a)
But he had the same look, and the way his face lit up when he smiled was magical. they could have been brothers from a different mother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled
Did his heart soar like a hawk whenever he saw you again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (DUIap)
Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)
Oh so THAT'S how that works.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41
Hey, I resemble that remark. However I do know not to buy an RV and blow it downtown.
Back down Bob from NSA, not you illi. That dude that is spying on us. Dons tinfoil hat.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (/LM9B)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (F0YaR)
Still waiting, "Soothsayer".
You've been busy posting all day.
Cat got your wormtongue?
I'm soooo sick of your bullshit, your vpn evasions of banning,
You.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:39 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)
We will always have the ever increasing force of the boot on the face... until we don't. Give it a generation or two before it becomes intolerable.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 09:39 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
mayhaps?
Posted by: AltonJackson :eek: at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Heels Up Harris at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (0FTCx)
Did his heart soar like a hawk whenever he saw you again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)
I like to think so.
He really was a wonderful man. He loved Loony Tunes. And he helped build the Enola Gay.Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (DUIap)
The runoff election is fixed.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
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USPS has issues every Christmas no matter which year it is. This was 2020, so they just gave up and went to "it's done when it's done" mode.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)
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I received packages today from friends that were suppose to be here last week the post office told her the delay was because of Covid.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (ptqGC)
Thank you. Yes, he was fine Saturday morning when I went to take his BP and give him his morning pills (about 0930), but when I went out to give him his midday ones, I found him in the front bathroom between the toilet and the tub, unresponsive, so I called 911.
It seemed like forever before the paramedics and police arrived, but I doubt it was actually ten minutes. They checked him out, but I heard them telling each other he was cold, so I had a pretty good idea what happened, confirmed by EKG.
I'm coping (what else can one do, especially a former Marine?) but it'll probably take me a week or so before my voice stops breaking when I talk about it
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (vluYu)
Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)
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What sorcery is this?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)
The runoff election is fixed.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
***************
He should have taken pics of the plates so we could trace them.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (NpAcC)
Go to the right, hit [try it], and copy the HTML thingamajigger.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
551
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (nakwk)
People are just showing off now.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (MxaJL)
is this what learning to code looks like?
Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (r4bSV)
So she says I don't want to know how you know that.
I blamed you guys.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:44
A true LOL. Tho that was to be expected.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (/LM9B)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... I'd have eight nickels.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
I guess after Fox participated in the coup, backstabbing the base and doing their part to destroy the former republic of the United States, they think people will go back to them if they just line up some scapegoats and say things that don't matter. We know what they said when it did matter.
Maybe it will work
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)
The runoff election is fixed.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
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The worst part - other than the obvious - is that not only do they not care if people know, they WANT people to know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (XSoJN)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM.
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Dear Lord. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Let's twist again at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (uxUoN)
I am so grateful for your help and support. You're the greatest, and I am also grateful for Ace and Pixy for giving us this place. The CoBs as well, to whom I do not express my gratitude often enough.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
Well I'll keep checking email. Also sharon (willow's apprentice) has my cell #.
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+2xjH)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (NpAcC)
I'm so terribly sorry. {{hugs}}
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (63Dwl)
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That one is : Adam Schiff :
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Try this trick and spin it
Yeah
Your head will collapse
And there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: 🦇 at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (nakwk)
$2000 doesn't compensate me for a year of civil rights abuses
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)
:poop:
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
What could go wrong?
s/
Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2020 09:52 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Semper Fi, empire 1. Please dont hesitate to ask for anything.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Use it to buy gold, silver, or precision machined steel with a purpose.
Me? I've got the others, I'm buying a still.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (XSoJN)
The corollary is that they want and need to rub our noses in their corruption and watch us lap it up!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (MxaJL)
I'd like to remind everyone what happened last time the morons got into HTML.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
It was the chuffa-chuffa choo-choos and the twinkling lights in the nicknames wot done us in ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)
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Guess you've heard of tinyurl dot com, too?
Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM
🤷
Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (MxaJL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:5
LOL, and the preacher speaks truth.
No, no don't take that wrong, you know what I mean.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (/LM9B)
You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)
https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (MxaJL)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (MxaJL)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
LOL
Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (S8ePJ)
Whelp, I have a Foreman grill to go clean and a pooch to let outside. See you, maybe, in the ONT.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Idiot American Consumer
Soylent Green is People.
Posted by: flounder
Worse.
Peoplent Green is Soy.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (U2p+3)
Unless you personally obtained a copy and have been reading 1000 pages a day.
It's the remainder of the two bills we should especially be worried about. This trick of arousing resentment of some family down the street with their little nickel while the swamp makes off with unexamined trillions is the typical uniparty modus operandi.
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (W6Jq2)
You've had 6 beers.
Would you smash or pass on Kelly Loeffler?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)
That long blonde hair would make good reins .
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)
You've had 6 beers.
Would you smash or pass on Kelly Loeffler?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)
Not that bad, if my bodyguards were up to hers in quality.
Oh wait, I don't have bodyguards....
Gonna need a lot more beers.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (F0YaR)
You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Remember to draw the pentagram on its chest so it recursives into microscopic infinity ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (LPnfS)
You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)
https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (F0YaR)
Ditto
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (/Dgcm)
You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)
Yeah, but sometimes you get lucky et voila! 🥨
Soft pretzel!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:00 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: GnuBreed
You need psychiatric help.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (W6Jq2)
Nice dodge. *smooches*
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 10:01 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Unless you personally obtained a copy and have been reading 1000 pages a day.
It's the remainder of the two bills we should especially be worried about. This trick of arousing resentment of some family down the street with their little nickel while the swamp makes off with unexamined trillions is the typical uniparty modus operandi.
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)
I know that. That's the point. The person I relied on relented as long as the give away was raised to $2000. Missed the entire point of the why it should have been vetoed.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (S8ePJ)
Thank all three of you very much. I was planning on trying to catch the first part of the ONT, but you folks have helped ease my pain enough I think I'll try to get some sleep instead, after two almost-sleepless nights.
Got folks to notify, a couple of letters to write ... I'm pretty sure most of you know the routine.
See you tomorrow.
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Nonsense!
Carry on ...
Posted by: The lean and hongry Barrel at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (nUhF0)
Just to clarify. You didn't miss the point, the President did.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2DOZq)
Well, after all, if you don't pass it, you will never find out what is in it!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (87oRe)
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My God, it's full of shit!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:06 PM (kTF2Z)
Sorry, you have no standing to complain, you should have read the bill!
Posted by: Chief Justice Wan Robberts at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (BRkq2)
Same for the Karen who said the thieves needed the fruit more than we did.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 10:11 PM (ptqGC)
In the meantime, I need some solid food, instead of protein shakes, and some restful sack time.
Tomorrow!
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 10:12 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 10:17 PM (Jn0IP)
Cows are for milk, making calves, and MEAT.
Also for leaving patties on the prairie for barefoot farm boys to step in.
Which may be the base stock for printed meat?
Posted by: boynsea at December 28, 2020 10:24 PM (sshap)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 10:34 PM (yQpMk)
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