Quarantine Cafe: Tragic Kingdom Edition

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1 First

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:31 PM (J70i0)

2 Fiesta

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:31 PM (J70i0)

3 Fast

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:32 PM (J70i0)

4 Fun

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (J70i0)

5 Weird

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Good evening

Posted by: MikeM at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (np8OD)

8 Failed Firster

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:33 PM (J70i0)

9 I wouldn't care about printer meat if it actually tasted just like real meat - but it won't.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (icI8A)

10

Isn't Tragic Kingdom the name of No Doubt's best album?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)

11 If it is plant based it has none of the things described.

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (J70i0)

12 they'll be 3d printing girlfriends next

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)

13 Yeah Buddy

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (R5lpX)

14 And you can buy an nice 2-lb steak for $5000...

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

15 I do love urban exploration videos, but I cannot stand the ones where the person exploring spends 75% of the time with the camera pointed at themselves. Like those ones.

Posted by: Thorsthimble at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (anHZ6)

16 If it comes out of a printer, it ain't food, period.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (mzC78)

17 @10 thats the first thing that came to my mind, no doubts best album. The first cd I purchsed, must have been middle school.. Late 90s?

Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (TXRzQ)

18 "Isn't Tragic Kingdom the name of No Doubt's best album?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)"

Implying any No Doubt albums are good?

(But yes, I believe you're correct - it's the one with Spiderwebs)

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (icI8A)

19 Heh. Dudes drinking a beer while shooting flames out a "gun".

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (LkzOc)

20 You start to understand the French Revolution in times like these.

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (J70i0)

21 they'll be 3d printing girlfriends next

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)


There will be many that volunteer to take model measurements!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (87oRe)

22 And you can buy an nice 2-lb steak for $5000...


Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

I'd prefer a few whole cows.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KnJdm)

23 Gwen Stefani's brother left the band to be an animator for The Simpsons and Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (icI8A)

24 I need a dringk

Posted by: Firster Brooks at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

25 If it comes out of a printer, it ain't food, period.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Worf at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (kOpft)

26
"Scientists in Israel are creating plant-based meat that has fat, blood, and muscle."

1. This sounds like CYLONS.

2. It's literally NONE of the things it purports to be. It's not "meat," there's no "fat" and there's no "blood" and no "muscle."

Well, maybe there's real fat. But that's it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (W6Jq2)

27 I'm sure David French's wifes bf is 3d printing all over her tonight...

Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (TXRzQ)

28 Let them eat fake meat.

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 07:37 PM (J70i0)

29 9 I wouldn't care about printer meat if it actually tasted just like real meat - but it won't.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (icI8A)


Inky taste, like fresh squid?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (87oRe)

30 I'd prefer a few whole cows.
Posted by: flounder

Yooo Hoooo!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (Rvt88)

31 Forecast is for 6-8 inches of global warming tomorrow. Looks like a big pot of chili will be on the stove.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)

32 Soylent Moo.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ab0zp)

33 It's been mentioned here before but UToob has some interesting "abandoned" explorations. One favorite is an enormous WWII gunpowder factory complex in IN. There a few Euro types who explore WWII German and other fortifications in Europe.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2020 07:38 PM (OTzUX)

34 they'll be 3d printing girlfriends next
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)


And your point is?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (R5lpX)

35 Busted: I only put natural food into my body.

Posted by: Dar at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (AD14M)

36 Studies find that being infected with ChinaFlu19 may prevent you from future infection.
https://tinyurl.com/yd9kl2g7

No shxt. That is called having a functioning immune system, and the basis for why vaccinations work.

Anyone who has taken first semester immunology could have predicted this.

Posted by: MikeM at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (np8OD)

37 been watching Star Trek Enterprise for the first time
I like it
The Klingons bring livestock to space cizbthey like rresh meat
I approve

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (nUhF0)

38 That whole subdivision of fairy tale castle homes, each more alike than the last, is a special form of creepy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (/Dgcm)

39 I'd prefer a few whole cows.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:36 PM (KnJdm)


They'll make sure you (peasants) cannot afford the mandated cow fart remediation equipment cost!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (87oRe)

40 A steak is plant based meat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (0QYMt)

41
See what's going on?

Everything is being re-defined.
We're being told some stuff is "meat." Scientists agree it is "meat," so we can't argue, you kooky anti-science conspiracy theorist!

We are told biden "won" the election when we all know he didn't.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (W6Jq2)

42 The boys just 3d printed a treasure room on Oak Island. Series is over now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (kTF2Z)

43 A Million bucks isn't what it used to be.

Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (w7KSn)

44 Use the 3-D printer to make a soy gun.

Hey peoples.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

45
YouTube personalities annoy the hell out of me. Except for Drachinifel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (mht8P)

46
No, really.
If you say that's not meat, you're Anti-Science.
But it's not fcking meat.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (W6Jq2)

47 Anyone who has taken first semester immunology could have predicted this.
Posted by: MikeM

Can't prove that by talking to any of the shitheads at the CDC.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Rvt88)

48 Slim Jims have been printed for years.

Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (RuIsu)

49 Off beast sock!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (Rvt88)

50 Yeah the guy in these videos is kind of a douche, makes it hard to watch even though it's interesting.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (icI8A)

51 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (TdMsT)

52
The Klingons bring livestock to space cizbthey like rresh meat
I approve



One of our bots is malfunctioning.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (W6Jq2)

53 The Klingons bring livestock to space cizbthey like rresh meat
I approve
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:39 PM (nUhF0)

Cows in zero-G!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:42 PM (mzC78)

54 If you really wanted to live in a shitty faux castle, just rent a room at The Excalibur.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (icI8A)

55 The first video is what Joe Biden is bringing hot and heavy.

Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

56 I've got nothing to say
But it's OK

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (7/xq5)

57 How come no one is coming up with a snazzy new machine to print a rutabaga out of beef muscle fibers, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (6FeV1)

58 Cows in zero-G!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It would be utterly liberating!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Rvt88)

59 I like printed meat.

Beep boop boop beep.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (AiZBA)

60
That's meat like Caitlyn Jenner is a girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (mht8P)

61

Tragic Kingdom is the name of the next Jurassic World sequel.

Posted by: junior at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (n4135)

62 I've got nothing to say
But it's OK
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (7/xq5)

-----------

It's better to burn out,
Than to fade away!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)

63
Yeah the guy in these videos is kind of a douche, makes it hard to watch even though it's interesting.
Posted by: Broseidon


Exactly.
I watched one where they went to some "abandoned" amusement park and got sick of the bullshit after 5 minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (W6Jq2)

64 I want a flamethrower

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)

65 I was wondering why there weren't packs of disaffected punk rockers squatting in the abandoned castles, shooting up and playing guitars, but it's in Turkey.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 58 Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:43 PM (Rvt8

"udderly"

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Lzpvj)

67 Excuse me Mr.

Posted by: KarlHungus at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (TXRzQ)

68 Is that printer a....Moo-lett-Packard?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

69 "udderly"
Posted by: sven

This is why good comics pay writers.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Rvt88)

70 Cows in space>cows on ice

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)

71 No, really.
If you say that's not meat, you're Anti-Science.
But it's not fcking meat.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:41 PM (W6Jq2)

And ^^there in^^ is the true definition of meat.

A substance produced by males and females fucking.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:46 PM (LkzOc)

72 I'll bet replacing the toner cartridge is a bitch and a half.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (6FeV1)

73 Is that printer a....Moo-lett-Packard?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

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I'm telling Muldoon.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (kTF2Z)

74 I have no desire to eat "meat" that is manufactured by people who think we shouldn't be eating meat.

Posted by: Idiot American Consumer at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (zsZNR)

75 I was wondering why there weren't packs of disaffected punk rockers squatting in the abandoned castles, shooting up and playing guitars, but it's in Turkey.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

Turks probably figure it's haunted by djinn, and stay the Hell away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (mzC78)

76 Were Soviets "the lesser of two evils", kid?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

77 Fake meat looks thoroughly disgusting.

Granted, I think real ground meat also looks thoroughly disgusting, so why would I want a replica of something I already dislike?

Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

78 Bats. We were promised bats.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

79 69 Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:45 PM (Rvt8

"kids in the hall"

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (Lzpvj)

80 Anyone who has taken first semester immunology could have predicted this.
Posted by: MikeM


Only if they took immunology before 2020

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (87oRe)

81 I watched an episode of how it's made about deli meat. It is molded meat but it actually made me more comfortable buying it in the future.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

82 >>>Yeah the guy in these videos is kind of a douche, makes it hard to watch even though it's interesting.
Posted by: Broseidon

Exactly.
I watched one where they went to some "abandoned" amusement park and got sick of the bullshit after 5 minutes.


...

I didn't get a douche vibe off this guy (you mean in these videos, right?). But I only watched two of them.

I figure any of these guys doing RADICAL!!! YouTubes is going to have a RADICAL, DUDE!!! type of personality.

Posted by: ace at December 28, 2020 07:48 PM (5+1A/)

83
Remember when we were kids and the old scifi shows had astronauts eating PASTE out of a tube and PILLS that were "ice cream?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:49 PM (W6Jq2)

84 I have no desire to eat "meat" that is manufactured by people who think we shouldn't be eating meat.





Posted by: Idiot American Consumer at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (zsZNR)

Soylent Green is People.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (KnJdm)

85 Bats. We were promised bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

Are bats fucking meat?

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LkzOc)

86 Duke Lowell: "The boys just 3d printed a treasure room on Oak Island. Series is over now."

Saw one segment of that show a few years ago. So, they wander about digging holes in swampland. And film themselves.

The treasure they found was people foolish enough to follow their escapades in the mud/woods.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)

87 >. 12 they'll be 3d printing girlfriends next
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)


I asked the bride and she said not in this house they won't.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (s0pjO)

88 I don't think the investor quite understood what building on spec meant.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

89 Missed the advertising thread, but I just got a few packs of Skittles that celebrate Pride. The slogan was we're giving up our rainbow for the one that matters. All the Skittles are white. For Pride.

White pride Skittles. Life is too hard to parody anymore.

Posted by: Trog04 at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (u/qoh)

90 Ok. Dude in a bathrobe, drinking beer and flammenwaffering his driveway is a moron of the first order.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (U2p+3)

91 Remember when we were kids and the old scifi shows had astronauts eating PASTE out of a tube and PILLS that were "ice cream?"

Which was crazy stupid because the thinking was that people hate eating and if there was some way to get a day's fill of calories via a pill, then life would be perfect.

I guess those visionaries found jobs in government.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (C+evo)

92 I wouldn't care about printer meat if it actually tasted just like real meat - but it won't.
Posted by: Broseidon

If they made it out of real meat, I wouldn't mind.

Now that I think about it, aren't frozen sausage patties pretty much printed meat already?

Posted by: G. Gnome at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (OQcPl)

93 Ever notice that it's always trying to make non-meat taste like meat?

No one ever tries to make meat taste like vegetables.

Why is that, do you suppose?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (6dXV7)

94
There's something about a young man, under 30 years old, visiting something old and abandoned and telling me about it that doesn't make sense. Why?

Because he has no idea what he's seeing. He doesn't know anything. He hasn't seen anything. A rotary telephone is an oddity to him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (W6Jq2)

95 Remember when we were kids and the old scifi shows had astronauts eating PASTE out of a tube and PILLS that were "ice cream?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:49 PM (W6Jq2)

I thought that was a NASA PSA.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (LkzOc)

96 Ace: Are the archived threads comment sections all closed due to the recent troll infestation?? I don't need a huge explanation -- just interested in a Yes/No reply. Even just Y/N!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (ab0zp)

97 The treasure they found was people foolish enough to follow their escapades in the mud/woods.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)

The people on Storage Wars found more treasures than they did.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (2DOZq)

98 tbodie: "Are bats fucking meat?"

Only if no vegetables are around. They're omnisexual. Like dolphins.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (HhXSr)

99 If anyone needs me, I'll be at Mr Blobby's abandoned theme park (a.k.a. Crinkley Bottom).

https://youtu.be/BSx47zAZkCc

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

100 I want a flamethrower

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (iTXRQ)

Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)

101 But meat IS made of vegetables, in a way.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

102 Surimi is pretty much already 3D-printed meat, and has been around for decades.

It sucks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (6dXV7)

103 I got willowed
Question for the Horde
What is the Beast in Revelations? What is the significance of the seven heads and ten horns? A fuss almost broke out at my Christmas party over the tribulation.

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (bVhJi)

104 99 If anyone needs me, I'll be at Mr Blobby's abandoned theme park (a.k.a. Crinkley Bottom).

https://youtu.be/BSx47zAZkCc
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
---

Mr. Blobby will never abandon YOU, or your dreams.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

105
Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.






I've heard that she has a short temper...

Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (EGyGV)

106 Cows. The original 3D meat printer.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (3P/5p)

107 The meat I eat is generated from plants too:

plants => some stuff happens => meat

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (l6b3d)

108
Which was crazy stupid because the thinking was that people hate eating and if there was some way to get a day's fill of calories via a pill, then life would be perfect.

I guess those visionaries found jobs in government.
Posted by: Doctor Penguin, President Elect


Yeah, it made no sense. We enjoy food! No "pill" can ever satisfy a human's desire to taste and savor food.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (W6Jq2)

109 I'm old enough that I remember eating "Space Food Sticks" as a kid. Now, granted, some of it was because it was what the astronauts supposedly ate, but I remember them actually being pretty tasty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (6dXV7)

110 Maudib

I just got home to your package! Thank you!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (U2p+3)

111 He doesn't know anything. He hasn't seen anything.

But he knows that men can have babies, and that's what's important.

Posted by: Neil deTyson Chicken at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (W4eKo)

112 The treasure they found was people foolish enough to follow their escapades in the mud/woods.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (HhXSr)

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This week on Oak Island, the brothers have discovered what they think is the treasure chamber.

"Uh, we found this button!"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

113
Now, granted, some of it was because it was what the astronauts supposedly ate, but I remember them actually being pretty tasty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (6dXV7)

_________

Likely an off-lot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (mht8P)

114 The flamethrower guy is the funniest parody of Uncle Eddie from Christmas vacation.

Shitter's full!

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (T2vUn)

115 andycanuck: They're not - but the URL needs to be "acecomments.mu.nu." The pixy style link doesn't work.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (icI8A)

116 103 Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM (bVhJi)

The beast is often thought of as a kingdom or government or coalition of clans.

I have heard it said by people not nutty in less nutty times that it represented the UN or the EU.

People are very wary of a regenerated Roman Empire.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Lzpvj)

117 12 they'll be 3d printing girlfriends next
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (nUhF0)


I asked the bride and she said not in this house they won't.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (s0pjO)

This comment made me laugh. Wife of tbodie would wholeheartedly concur.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (LkzOc)

118 The Beast?
$20, same as in town.

Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (w7KSn)

119 One of our bots is malfunctioning.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

au contraire
my typos prove I'm not a bot

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (nUhF0)

120 >. I just got home to your package! Thank you!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:55 PM (U2p+3)


You are very welcome. How was CA?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (s0pjO)

121 Trump's really pulled a populist 'gotcha' moment on the patrician GOPe-ers in the Senate with this 2000$ maneuver. It's kinda hilarious.

Are these swells 'for the people', or no?

I can't imagine the machinations going on behind the scenes. I bet there's plenty of cursing and gnashing of teeth.

Whatever will Mitch do? How about the Georgians, soon up for the vote?

Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (L3Rsz)

122 And the crazy thing about the skittles is that it went through and entire marketing department, executive levels, and down through manufacturing and no one said, "Are you sure this might send a different message than we're intending?"

Posted by: Trog04 at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (u/qoh)

123
So Mike Pence as VP has the ability to call out the obviously provable election fraud in those 6 states, and save the country from a stolen election?

And he apparently isn't willing to?

It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.

If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

124 Tang!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (ab0zp)

125 Coolest abandoned site is Port Flavia in Italy. An engineering marvel. If I were a multi billionaire I would buy it and make it my home.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

126 I liked the dude in the creepy castle video. I thought it was interesting and sad.

I bet a shitton of Asians would buy those castles.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (U2p+3)

127 Ever notice that it's always trying to make non-meat taste like meat?



No one ever tries to make meat taste like vegetables.



Why is that, do you suppose?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 07:52 PM (6dXV7)Wait until you try vacon.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)

128 Are bats fucking meat?
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM


A male bat has a baculum, so it's theoretically possible.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (DMUuz)

129 I'm old enough that I remember eating "Space Food Sticks" as a kid. Now, granted, some of it was because it was what the astronauts supposedly ate, but I remember them actually being pretty tasty.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I thought astronauts ate Quisp. And Tang - can't forget Tang.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt88)

130 #115 Thanks, Bro!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (ab0zp)

131 Mr. Meeseeks: "The people on Storage Wars found more treasures than they did."

Yeah, I think Discovery and NatGeo are pretty much financed by shows where people just dig through piles of stuff (manmade or natural) and endure endless failure. Like Geraldo's Vault but on steroids.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (HhXSr)

132 I thought flamethrower guy was doing a Cousin -The Shitter Is Full- Eddie with the beer, cigar, robe and hat.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (1/FyW)

133 This week on Oak Island, the brothers have discovered what they think is the treasure chamber.

"Uh, we found this button!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

Well, if it is a hoax, it's a pretty ancient one. FDR spent a season digging there, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (mzC78)

134 Exactly, eating a meal is pleasurable. Why would we as a species get rid of that activity?

I think ace mentioned it before - even things that are unpleasant, you get accustomed to. Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again? Or would it unnerve you to never do something again that you've done your whole life, and taken for granted was necessary to live.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (icI8A)

135 Ever notice that it's always trying to make non-meat taste like meat?

Its spiritual warfare. God designed humans to eat meat. That is how we get completed proteins, and animal fat is crucial for brain function. There are some vitamins that just can't be properly synthesized, but are found in critters.

The mere fact that we salivate when meat is being cooked should be a clue that for those who don't believe in God, why did human "evolve" into eating meat, but the same smell is repulsive to herbivores?

They are against all of the Created Order, so naturally there is a war against humanity w/r/t meat.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (C+evo)

136 Ace is using up all the good ONT material.

Lab meat - if it wasn't separated from its crying mother and butchered, it's not real meat.

* gazes languidly out at the pasture, pondering a hamburger for dinner *

Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Four Calling Birds Day
at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ek7rN)

137 Maud'dib,

It was lovely being with my boys. And sunny and 70 on the beach Christmas Day wasn't too bad either.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (U2p+3)

138 If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Too bad, if so. That's not a happy legacy for him. Maybe he's ready to get out of politics after these last few years.

Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (L3Rsz)

139 Imma gonna get me a meat printer and make the perfect being!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid looking for Leloo blueprints at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (n/szn)

140 >>> 123
So Mike Pence as VP has the ability to call out the obviously provable election fraud in those 6 states, and save the country from a stolen election?

And he apparently isn't willing to?

It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.

If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

Are you sure?

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (02b6n)

141
Tang is the worst God-awful beverage this side of Diet Mountain Dew.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)

142 btw there is an wacky but cool fantasy horror movie called Forbidden Kingdom

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (nUhF0)

143 I don't get the fake meat thing

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (Cxk7w)

144
The GA runoff is 1/5.
So 1/5 and 1/6 and 1/7 should be Interesting days.

I'd love to Mike Pence do something Unexpected and Great so the D's R's can REND their garments in hysteria just like in the Bible.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)

145 Nurse ratched: "I just got home to your package! Thank you!"

Heh. Phrasing?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (HhXSr)

146 Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.

=====

I've heard that she has a short temper...
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 07:54 PM


She's been called a Short Round by some Commentators of this Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (DMUuz)

147 > Tang!

Alaskans of a certain age all remember Iditarod great Joe Redington's unintentionally-funny commercials for "Hot Tang", which he liked to drink on the trail.

Let's just say the phrase "hot tang" was...repurposed for use in daily conversation.

Back in the day, fresh fruit was damned scarce around these parts, and expensive if you could get it.

Tang probably saved a lot of Alaskans from scurvy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (6dXV7)

148 "Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again?"

Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)

149 thought astronauts ate Quisp. And Tang - can't forget Tang.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (Rvt88

Tang is all I drink now. In the little flavor squeeze bottles. Pineapple Orange.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

150 >>> 144
The GA runoff is 1/5.
So 1/5 and 1/6 and 1/7 should be Interesting days.

I'd love to Mike Pence do something Unexpected and Great so the D's R's can REND their garments in hysteria just like in the Bible.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)

If we get anything biblical I'd prefer some smiting, please.

Lots of smiting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (02b6n)

151 I don't get the fake meat thing
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM


Come up with something and beat it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

152 Heh. Phrasing?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)

153 Flamethrower dude is a flight nurse that hubby Other Ridge used to work with. Cool dude.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (E8JQx)

154 Are you sure?

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (02b6n)


Never announce the vote tally until you know they are consistent with Comrade Xi's desires, comrades!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (87oRe)

155 I'll pass on the weird plant-based extruded red and white fake "meat" stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nakwk)

156 Tang is the worst God-awful beverage this side of Diet Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

we used to eat it out of the jar when we didn't have Ovaltine

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nUhF0)

157 The MSM covers Mike Pence so infrequently that he almost doesn't exist, so it is odd that so many outlets are mentioning him now, regarding the 6th.

The last big story I remember about Pence was the booing he endured when he and his wife had the audacity to take in a showing of the Hamilton play.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (T2vUn)

158 How does this become Pence's fault?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

159 Yeah, I couldn't be any further out on 3-D printed meat.

Gimme cow. All day. Every day.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

160 It needs to get started by congressman from both houses doesn't it?
Once it's objected then it's a different ball of wax is the way I take it.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (Cxk7w)

161 > I thought astronauts ate Quisp. And Tang - can't forget Tang.

Nah, I think Quisp was the gay alien dude. He was the bottom to Quake's top.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (6dXV7)

162 I don't get the fake meat thing

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM



Come up with something and beat it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

It's self-beating.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (KnJdm)

163

So, has anyone brought up the Nev SoS sending link to votor rolls to True the Vote and CCing... a Pakistani ISI connection?

Or maybe smart thermostat in room with voting machines sending data to China?

Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (0lFO7)

164 Printing meat.

Make mine a double!

Posted by: Petebreath Buttgig at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (n/szn)

165
Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)


Just about.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)

166 152 Heh. Phrasing?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)

Uh, have you forgotten where you are?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (nakwk)

167 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden: Carbon emmissions threaten "the very existence of our planet"

-
OMG! Earth is going to go Planet Krypton!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

168 Isn't Tragic Kingdom the name of No Doubt's best album?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 07:34 PM (W6Jq2)


Best?

The bar must be low on that gauge.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)

169 This week on Oak Island, the brothers have discovered what they think is the treasure chamber.

"Uh, we found this button!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)

Well, if it is a hoax, it's a pretty ancient one. FDR spent a season digging there, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 07:58 PM (mzC7

I'm watching and taking a drink every time I hear the word mysterious.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (lgiXo)

170 If we get anything biblical I'd prefer some smiting, please.

Lots of smiting.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM


Bob Dole can help with the girding of loins.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (DMUuz)

171 > Tang probably saved a lot of Alaskans from scurvy.

Most of us probably have memories of a 5 pound can of Tang drawing moisture, so you'd have to chip off chunks if you wanted to mix some up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (6dXV7)

172 * gazes languidly out at the pasture, pondering a hamburger for dinner *
Posted by: mindful webworker
Happy Four Calling Birds Day
at December 28, 2020 07:59 PM (ek7rN)

Medium rare. With cheese and bacon.

Never wrong.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (LkzOc)

173 Heh. Phrasing?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel



Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 08:02 PM (U2p+3)

*motions to Guidelines*

Says right here in the Guidelines.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (KnJdm)

174 Biden: Carbon emmissions threaten "the very existence of our planet"

Good. Let's char some more meat and get it over with.

Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)

175 Just make little people jokes when the mistress is around.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 07:53 PM (KnJdm)


Is there a mini Torgette who takes care of the place while the Mistress is away?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)

176 Her Mysterious Treasure Vault would be a good title for Victorian porn.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (lgiXo)

177 Nurse ratched: "Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?"

This is a smart military blog.

So, yes.

And, eventually, it will be Godwin-ed. It's in the bylaws.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (HhXSr)

178 The package consists of bofa and sausage.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

179
We had an attachment for a propane tank that was meant to melt snow with flame. It was about as useful as an amputated leg.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

180 > Does EVERYTHING have to turn dirty?

On a blog where surprise anal otter rape is a running joke?

Surely not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (6dXV7)

181 If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.

Based on what Ivan Raiklin has been saying, Pence COULD have done
the exact same thing on December 23rd and ended this stupidity. He didn't.
I guess I just don't get tying ourselves into legal pretzels in order to pretend Trump didn't win and that the illegal installation of Joe Biden is somehow something that "The Law" is going to address. Who? Judges? SCOTUS? AG? FBI? All sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LALALALALA I can't hear you!"
If the Supreme Court and the House and Senate all joined hands tomorrow and blessed Trump's righteous claim to the presidency on CNN and MSNBC and signed off on 900 hundred legal documents to prove it, these crazy fuckers would not accept it and would still riot. So why bother?

If this is not Insurrection, what is?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (3P/5p)

182 How does this become Pence's fault?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)


Comrade, we must ensure that people like Trump can never rise again, not can anyone even remotely associated with Trump in any positive manner be allowed to function in a public position again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (87oRe)

183 Vmom we did too, remember Pixy Sticks?, basically sugar in a straw so same thing.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Cxk7w)

184 141
Tang is the worst God-awful beverage this side of Diet Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
---
Diet Mountain Dew is reanimation fluid if you work mids. I loved the stuff.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

185 Tang is the worst God-awful beverage this side of Diet Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)

Add more vodka.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (LkzOc)

186 Bats. We were promised bats.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)

Are bats fucking meat?
Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 07:51 PM (LkzOc)


Everything is available at the Wuhan Wet Market.
Go to very back, look for sign of bat on pig.
Tell then "Hung Lo" sent you for special bat show.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (/Dgcm)

187 Tang! Luxury! We had to scrape the rust off of the old schoolbus we lived in and mixed it with antifreeze from the radiator.
Well actually we only did that once.

Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (8zJJF)

188 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but only GOD can make bacon.
B. Franklin

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)

189
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)


Hey, sorry I can't come to the phone right now, cuz I'm on the can burnin' a mule.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

190 167 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

It is a wonderful babystep to mass genocide.

We are in fact carbon based lifeforms.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (Lzpvj)

191 Because I'm a giver:

🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)

192 "Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again?"
Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (R/m4+)

193
"Tang sucks" - Buzz Aldrin

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:09 PM (mht8P)

194 Thanks again, Broseiden, I discovered what I wanted to know. Cheers.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ab0zp)

195 188 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but only GOD can make bacon.
B. Franklin
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)


Jesus gave us bacon.

It would be wrong to deny Him.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZfRYq)

196 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but only GOD can make bacon.
B. Franklin

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (em79L)


Pity, more people did NOT listen to him!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (87oRe)

197 Diet Mountain Dew is reanimation fluid if you work mids. I loved the stuff.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)


Can't do it. It tastes like it looks.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

198 > "Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again?"

I can't imagine a pill would do it.

If we had Star Trek transporters, you might be able to install miniature ones in your bladder and bowel to teleport the waste elsewhere.

Hacking the destination would open up endless avenues for comedy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (6dXV7)

199 Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again?"

Hell no I get a tremendous amount of satisfaction from a good dump.
Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8zJJF)

Not to mention the time used for reading.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (LkzOc)

200 Well that millionaire's sprawling mansion, great B+B investment for the Mega Million winner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (walrD)

201 So apparently a prequel entitled "Manos: the Rise of Torgo" was made in 2018 and is available on Amazon.

Somebody needs to take one for the team and watch it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

202 I remember liking the grape Tang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (R/m4+)

203 We had an attachment for a propane tank that was meant to melt snow with flame. It was about as useful as an amputated leg.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mht8P)

Takes a lot less energy to move snow than it takes to melt it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (mzC78)

204 Great news. The eviction moratorium has been extended into 2021. So not only do the slobs get a $2000 check plus another $2000 for every baby they pop out....they also get to live rent free.

America...what a country.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kRraM)

205 Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)
----

Thank you, Insom. This thread needs bats.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (E8JQx)

206 I once pulled a Drew Carey on a girl I knew.

Hey, you want some of this chili?

No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

So were the animals we killed to put in the chili.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kTF2Z)

207 183 Vmom we did too, remember Pixy Sticks?, basically sugar in a straw so same thing.
Posted by: Skip

I hear thatnas a kid, young Hunter Biden used to snort Pixy Sticks

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (nUhF0)

208
"Would you take a pill if it meant you never had to go to the bathroom again?"

Cyanide?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

209 Nadler + transporter malfunction = eewww

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (walrD)

210 So apparently a prequel entitled "Manos: the Rise of Torgo" was made in 2018 and is available on Amazon.

Somebody needs to take one for the team and watch it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

It's great. Excellent even. I highly recommended it.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

211 So apparently a prequel entitled "Manos: the Rise of Torgo" was made in 2018 and is available on Amazon.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Dc2NZ)


Made by who?*


* it should probably be "by whom" but it looks wrong to me

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

212 Cyanide?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

I LOLed

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (nUhF0)

213 Eris

I think you just self-volunteered

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (walrD)

214 And bourbon whiskey, who you think made that? I don't mean them old redneck moonshiners just dreamed that up. It was divine inspiration.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (em79L)

215
Not that anyone cares about football, but one of the pathetic shitty teams from the NFC East will make the playoffs with just 6 or 7 wins while a couple of teams with 10, possibly 11, wins don't qualify.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:13 PM (W6Jq2)

216 Asshoes: ...America...what a country."

Universal Guaranteed Income is the plan. It didn't start out this way, but you can be assured a crisis (real/imagined) will not be put to waste.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (HhXSr)

217 I think the kids get 600

Posted by: Jaimo at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (NXGjq)

218
If God meant us to be vegetarians He wouldn't have given us incisors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (mht8P)

219 Listened to as much of Sundowner's little 15 minute speech today as I could, fkin bastard.

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Cxk7w)

220 XM42 Flamethrower. Yes, I actually tried to convince my wife that we needed one. She gave me "that" look over her glasses. Still trying to figure out whether it was the go ahead or no deal. Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)

221 > Universal Guaranteed Income is the plan.

Andrew Yang is probably masturbating furiously.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (6dXV7)

222 I'd love to Mike Pence do something Unexpected and Great so the D's R's can REND their garments in hysteria just like in the Bible.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:00 PM (W6Jq2)


Pull the same shot the shit certain states did - call for a 15 min. recess and then just make up the total vote tally, say 453 votes for Trump and 25 for Biden. When they squawk tell you will do one recount only... 875 for Trump and 2 for Biden.

How did we get that total?
It is proprietary.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (/Dgcm)

223 I got an iTarget Pro for Christmas. Today.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ZfRYq)

224 Lets hope Yang blows a gasket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (walrD)

225 > Nadler + transporter malfunction = eewww

That could be the origin story of Jabba the Hutt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:15 PM (6dXV7)

226 I had to work all day. What did sundowner say today?

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (wR3DP)

227 Welp. Went to the funeral home today to make Mr. Empire's final arrangements. In was not *quite* as bad as expected, though I was surprised that it'll take 2-3 weeks to get the death certificates -- maybe a bit longer with New Year intervening.

First, the JP needs to decide whether or not she wants an autopsy, and sign off on the cremation. Then maybe a few days or a week for that. He was an atheist, so obviously no religious service -- maybe a small gathering at graveside. Sister offered two plots beside my mom and dad, so accepted those.

Picked a nice wooden engraved urn with urn-crypt, fraud protection service, decided I need to give sister a power of attorney for when my time comes, and set up my arrangements in advance.

I think I may be close to the character limit, so more when I have more info, or if any of you have input to share.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (vluYu)

228 Making Tang with your own urine probably did suck. It was in the fine print, Buzz.

Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (RuIsu)

229 America...what a country.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 08:11 PM (kRraM)


Especially if you are not an American...

but are willing to vote like one!

Posted by: ` at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (87oRe)

230 I'm gonna go watch stupid crafting videos... But all you fine folks remember...

Its okay if you fall down and lose your spark. But when you get back up, rise as the whole fire and burn everything to the fucking ground to get rid of the asshole that pushed you down in the first place.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Vxu+H)

231
Still trying to figure out whether it was the go ahead or no deal. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)

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Pro tip: if she says, "Do whatever you want," it does not mean you can do whatever you want.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)

232 If God meant us to be vegetarians He wouldn't have given us incisors four stomachs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (mht8P)

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)

233 Iditarod Hot Poon Tang???

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ab0zp)

234 "If God meant us to be vegetarians He wouldn't have given us incisors."

And ketchup.

Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (8zJJF)

235 220 XM42 Flamethrower. Yes, I actually tried to convince my wife that we needed one. She gave me "that" look over her glasses. Still trying to figure out whether it was the go ahead or no deal. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (Jn0IP)
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I bet the steely gaze meant "What are you waiting for?!"

You -- and the missus -- need a flamethrower. Do you want to ride out the coming dystopia without one?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

236 If you liked original Tang you should try Pomelo Tang and Pineapple Tang.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:17 PM (/Dgcm)

237 Rodrigo Borgia: "Andrew Yang is probably masturbating furiously."

I'm sure he isn't the only one. And given the rubber stamping of Yet Another Omnibus Free-for-All, the stroking crosses both aisles.

We have the most unserious of people yanking this nation around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (HhXSr)

238 How does this become Pence's fault?

If he certifies the flagrantly fraudulent electors from the GWAMP states, he is breaking the law and is just another Deep State plant.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (3P/5p)

239 What's happening guys and dolls?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (W+kMI)

240
Iditarod Hot Poon Tang???
Posted by: andycanuck


Is that a Ted Nugent song?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

241 "Iditarod Hot Poon Tang???
Posted by: andycanuck"

One of Nugent's lesser known albums.

Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (8zJJF)

242 Pro tip: if she says, "Do whatever you want," it does not mean you can do whatever you want.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)

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Also, if she says "fine" it does not mean things are fine.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (kTF2Z)

243 Sundowner spoke 15 minutes, flubbed a few times told how Trump did everything wrong but he will come in and fix everything then ran away before anyone could ask anything.
Someone needs to yell out if he will make Hunter the Chinese ambassador

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Cxk7w)

244 Is that a Ted Nugent song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

One of Nugent's lesser known albums.
Posted by: zombie Neal Armstromg at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (8zJJF)


Holy shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)

245 I'm sorry for your loss, empire 1.

As someone who's had to deal with this, make sure to get plenty of copies of the death certificate (more than you probably think you're gonna need), and getting more later is a real pain in some states.

You'll be surprised at how many organizations want to see one before carrying out what would seem to be a basic function.

I think I even had to send one to some of the utility companies.


Again, my condolences.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (6dXV7)

246 Just got off the phone with retired LEO in Nashville, bottom line he says this explosion thing stinks. That guy didn't realize he was a lone wolf til his ass was shoved in that camper and Petula Clark started singing.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)

247 >>Andrew Yang is probably masturbating furiously.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

With tweezers

Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (0FTCx)

248 Madame, are you watching Craftsy?

Posted by: Jaimo at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (NXGjq)

249
Holy shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (t+qrx)


It's a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Exdem13, what if the Wuhan Flu vaccines are products of the Umbrella Corporation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (walrD)

251 Anyone else remember the "Beef It's What's For Dinner" ads? The good old days...

https://tinyurl.com/obunkgx

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (AMIL/)

252 Universal Guaranteed Income is the plan. It didn't start out this way, but you can be assured a crisis (real/imagined) will not be put to waste.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:14 PM (HhXSr)


Because it is considered inhumane to actually have to APPLY for free shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (/Dgcm)

253 Pro tip: if she says, "Do whatever you want," it does not mean you can do whatever you want.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:16 PM


Point of Inquiry!

Isn't the phrase "Fine. Do whatever you want."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (DMUuz)

254 We have the most unserious of people yanking this nation around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (HhXSr)


Not true. they are deadly serious about screwing over American citizenry to retain power and their ability to loot!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (87oRe)

255 Infidel: "I had to work all day. What did sundowner say today?"

It doesn't matter. He mumbled someone else's words and comprehended none of it. And this will continue until Kamala is inserted.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:20 PM (HhXSr)

256 Geez, thanks Skip. I bet he's out by summer.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (wR3DP)

257 Just got off the phone with retired LEO in Nashville, bottom line he says this explosion thing stinks. That guy didn't realize he was a lone wolf til his ass was shoved in that camper and Petula Clark started singing.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)


Getting rid of informants is messy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (89T5c)

258 Pro tip: if she says, "Do whatever you want," it does not mean you can do whatever you want.


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Also, if she says "fine" it does not mean things are fine.


"What do you want for dinner?" is not a question to be answered but rather a test of how completely wrong you are.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p)

259 empire 1, it's good to have that done
even if he was an atheist, you may find it comforting to offer prayers after
the tradition my family follows is a 9 day novena after funeral, then prayers on the 40th day after the passing
then again on the anniversary

*** hugs ***

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (nUhF0)

260 Good for you empire 1. Those are some tough days. Prayers for you and your dear hubby.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Rvt88)

261
Picked a nice wooden engraved urn with urn-crypt, fraud protection service, decided I need to give sister a power of attorney for when my time comes, and set up my arrangements in advance.

Posted by: empire 1


What kind of fraud is involved with urns?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W6Jq2)

262 Rosamund Pike.

Sometimes she looks scorching.

Sometimes she looks weird.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ZfRYq)

263 Willowed, I got a ? for the Horde...
There is a Netflix show about 1820s England my wife watches. Cant remember the name. But I was kinda watching the other night while it was on in the background.about 1/3 of the characters are black. In 1820s London. And not just any London, all the characters are aristocrats. Because as any historian knows, the English were very welcoming of foreigners and especially non whites into their upper classes in the 19th century...
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:59

I saw an ad for that show, maybe on Netflix. I was tempted to take a look just because it looked so ridonkulous. Anyone remember the name of the show?

I'd bet you could count on one had black aristocrats in GB then. There was a miniscule amount of black blood in the nobility, not noticable in looks. Some of it descended from Alex Puskin who was maybe an octoroon.
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 07:3

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (/LM9B)

264 Oh yeah, fake meat is still fake, no matter how meat-like it looks.

Geez, people really are trying to make Cyberpunk 2020/2077 a real thing. Here Consumer-san, you can eat kibble in a bag, human food like dog food, or you can eat this fake meat with kale and rice, and drink ersatz coffee & kool-aid unironically. Meanwhile your social betters will eat real steak and potatoes and drink $100 wine.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W+kMI)

265 Commissar-Elect Hrothgar: "Not true. they are deadly serious about screwing over American citizenry to retain power and their ability to loot!"

A fair point. Let's say both perspectives are congruently true.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HhXSr)

266 Grand Theft Urn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (walrD)

267 >>this will continue until Kamala is inserted.

Can I have the small strap on this time?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (0FTCx)

268 If he certifies the flagrantly fraudulent electors from the GWAMP states, he is breaking the law and is just another Deep State plant.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:18 PM (3P/5p)


And I think, when he meets his Maker, he's going to have some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (87oRe)

269 You'll be surprised at how many organizations want to see one before carrying out what would seem to be a basic function.

I think I even had to send one to some of the utility companies.


Again, my condolences.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Ditto. Power company wanted one. If selling any real property it will most likely have to be filed with the local Clerk and Recorder.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (wR3DP)

270 Used to do a lot of weeklong backpacking when I was younger. One of the staples we ALL packed was tang and a fifth of everclear each. Along with some good bud. Good times.

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (SWbVS)

271 > Sometimes she looks weird.

The pics that are coming up for me on DDG are all 1s, IMO.

But then I kinda like weird chicks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (6dXV7)

272 Rosamund Pike.

Sometimes she looks scorching.

Sometimes she looks weird.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ZfRYq)
That both eyes on the side of your head look is hot.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (KnJdm)

273 Rodrigo -- thanks for the advice. The funeral director said the average request was for 10-12, so I asked (and paid for) 15 originals. Some people will take photocopies, but why take chances? I'll hang on to any extras (if there *are* any), just in case.

And thanks for the condolences -- they do help!

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (vluYu)

274 What kind of fraud is involved with urns?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (W6Jq2)

Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (nakwk)

275 241 "Iditarod Hot Poon Tang???
Posted by: andycanuck"

One of Nugent's lesser known albums.
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I totally believe this.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (W+kMI)

276
Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac


Have you no shame?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (W6Jq2)

277 Just got off the phone with retired LEO in Nashville, bottom line he says this explosion thing stinks. That guy didn't realize he was a lone wolf til his ass was shoved in that camper and Petula Clark started singing.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:19 PM (em79L)


Getting rid of informants is messy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (89T5c)


But a clean kill in that there is no evidence or loose ends.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (/Dgcm)

278 >>Along with some good bud.


Never enough rolling papers, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (r9/bj)

279 HORDE MIND
Ted Nugent song??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (ab0zp)

280 266 Grand Theft Urn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (walrD)


Larcurny.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (nakwk)

281 A fair point. Let's say both perspectives are congruently true.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HhXSr)

Sounds like we have NO problem in our interpretations!!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (87oRe)

282 Soap opera - As the Urn Turns

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (walrD)

283
"What do you want for dinner?" is not a question to be answered but rather a test of how completely wrong you are.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p)

_________

"Where do you want to go for dinner?" "I'm flexible. You choose." "Let's do X." "Not there."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P)

284 > Rodrigo -- thanks for the advice. The funeral director said the average request was for 10-12, so I asked (and paid for) 15 originals.

That sounds like a good number. Nothing really makes it easier, but bureaucratic folderol can definitely make it harder.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (6dXV7)

285 If she asks you if that dress makes her look fat, just kill yourself. She'll appreciate you saving her the time and effort.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (kTF2Z)

286 FWIW I am convinced that Warner was the bomber and intended to kill himself.

Beyond that I think the FBI is full of shit on this 5G paranoia business.

He had a real beef with ATT I think and he wanted to cause them some pain. And he knew how to do it.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (ZfRYq)

287 Soothsayer -- not with the urns, but post-death identity fraud, since deaths are public records. Sort of like LifeLock, but DeathLock in these cases.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (vluYu)

288 >>Iditarod Hot Poon Tang???


"Pink Buffalo" was the best tune on that LP.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (r9/bj)

289 "Never enough rolling papers, though."

Proto-pipe...remember those? Indestructable.

Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (SWbVS)

290 What kind of fraud is involved with urns?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:22 PM


There once was a man named Benny. Benny made a Faustian deal that if he never cut his beard, he would live forever. If he did, he would die and be cremated.

One day, Benny was fraudulently induced to trim it to nothing. Zap! Benny died.

The moral? A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (DMUuz)

291 270 Used to do a lot of weeklong backpacking when I was younger. One of the staples we ALL packed was tang and a fifth of everclear each. Along with some good bud. Good times.
Posted by: Bosk at December 28, 2020 08:23 PM (SWbVS)


So, you had all 3 major food groups covered.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

292 Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you no shame?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:25 PM (W6Jq2)

Not the last time I checked.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (nakwk)

293 Thank you, Ace, for the cafe. I look forward to it as much as the Morning Report and the Rant.

Posted by: lurking grandma at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (sujqA)

294 Limey productions have to hire blacks to satisfy the current demographic spec situation. Just act like nothing is wrong.

Merlin was black, you know.

It's for your own good.

Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)

295 >>Proto-pipe...remember those? Indestructable.


The one with the magnetic back cover?

My buddy had one of those.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r9/bj)

296 250 Exdem13, what if the Wuhan Flu vaccines are products of the Umbrella Corporation?
-------
Hmmm, that means if I get one something will happen. Roll 1d6 to find out!
1. Become Hulk with a few extra tentacles for effect in 1d6+1 days.
2-3. Become a zombie in 2d6 hours.
4. Nothing happens, except you feel a little itchy.
5. Become Albert Wesker in 1d8+8 hours.
6. Become an amazon cat girl in 1d6 days, only 1d3 days if already an amazon.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (W+kMI)

297 ...just sayin'.

No matter how many places you stash the roling papers on a through hike, it's hard to have enough.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r9/bj)

298 294 Posted by: klaftern at December 28, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)

so was Sir Kay, BUT I was angry until that 2021 remake of Shaka Zulu with PeeWee Herman as Shaka....

now it is all ok.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Lzpvj)

299 empire 1 - if they is someone you trust implicitly, maybe have them look over things with you. I'm not talking about making financial matters decisions but more like - 'Is there anything I've missed?'

There are a boatload of items to undo or change and 'widow/er brain' can set in and you may possibly forget to address the simplest of things.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Rvt88)

300 Empire 1, may GOD Bless and keep you and your family and grant you peace and perhaps understanding.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)

301
Ah.

Isn't it weird how Congress has literally Zero Interest in neither protecting us from Identity Theft nor punishing identity thieves?



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (W6Jq2)

302 Duke Lowell: "If she asks you if that dress makes her look fat, just kill yourself..."

Yeah, that's the most loaded of questions. Really ought to be in any prenup of things that cannot be asked.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (HhXSr)

303 Soothsayer -- not with the urns, but post-death identity fraud, since deaths are public records. Sort of like LifeLock, but DeathLock in these cases.
Posted by: empire 1

Yes, I kept Dad's Lifelock for a year. They were tough to cancel too. SSA and secondary med. ins. were also a bitch.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (wR3DP)

304 Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (vluYu)

Condolences from here as well. Sounds like you are moving ahead which is good and important. I found I needed fewer copies of the certificate than I thought I would be using but it was cheap at the price to be able to produce a notarized copy in case a problem arose.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (87oRe)

305 Just a friendly reminder that Jake Tapper is a low life piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

306 After my wife died, the humor of the horde was a great comfort. I hope you find the same, empire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (kTF2Z)

307 > Merlin was black, you know.

Little-known fact: Andy Warhol was black, as were Edgar and Johnny Winter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (6dXV7)

308 267 >>this will continue until Kamala is inserted.

Can I have the small strap on this time?
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Man, the porn links on this site have really gone downhill in the past few years.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (W+kMI)

309 That palace, Bozcow Palace in Poland, was simply stunning. It left me speechless. I can't believe it sits abandoned right there in town. What incredible architecture. It left me speechless. I liked the video off to the side by 'Broken Window Theory' better. Well worth the watch.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (O+I8R)

310 So Mike Pence as VP has the ability to call out the obviously provable election fraud in those 6 states, and save the country from a stolen election?

And he apparently isn't willing to?

It's the biggest bank robbery of all time, and Mike Pence chooses to become the getaway driver.

If true, Pence's political career is over. Just like the Rule of Law. Honestly, I thought he was smarter than that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 07:57 PM (sy5kK)


Anybody who's suprised at Pence joining the crowd sticking knives in Trump's back is probably astonished that the sun rises in the east every morning.

And Pence has just positioned himself as the front-runner for 2024, as the "wise man" who kept Dictator Drumpf on a short leash. Bank on it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (2JVJo)

311 305 Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Water? Still wet, Sky? still blue....

and Jake Tapper is still his wife's boyfriends' favorite fluffer.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Lzpvj)

312
It is bizarre that Congress does not care one bit about Voter/Ballot Fraud or Identity Theft.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W6Jq2)

313 276
Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you no shame?
====
There is no sympathy or understanding here until you urn it.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W+kMI)

314 Thanks, all, for the humor. I need it, after the last three days. You're keeping me at least semi-sane.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:32 PM (vluYu)

315 I am counting on Mike Pence to squint and do nothing.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 08:32 PM (r9/bj)

316 Multi-level marketing funeral home scams. "There's no limit to what you can urn," they say.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 08:24 PM (nakwk)

*snort

Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (OX9vb)

317 Robin Hood's merry men were both black and gay.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (lgiXo)

318 People are all about trebuchets but what abou ballistae?

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)

319 Bozcow. I love that name, good nose art for a WW II fighter.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (em79L)

320 That palace, Bozcow Palace in Poland, was simply stunning. It left me speechless. I can't believe it sits abandoned right there in town. What incredible architecture. It left me speechless. I liked the video off to the side by 'Broken Window Theory' better. Well worth the watch.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (O+I8R)


I used to watch BWT until one of the explorers (the one who usually narrates) was doing an intro and had an Anitfa patch on the wall behind him. Blah.

Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (S8ePJ)

321 "Where do you want to go for dinner?" "I'm flexible. You choose." "Let's do X." "Not there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P)

===

Obviously married many years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (EZebt)

322 314 Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:32 PM (vluYu)

We aim to please, the wife and I are getting cremated.

Good luck with the paperwork phase, it is hard.

Wife's mom and dad both had a mountain of "closing the business" work.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)

323 It is bizarre that Congress does not care one bit about Voter/Ballot Fraud or Identity Theft.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:31 PM (W6Jq2)


Why it is almost like they have a set of priorities, but none of those priorities include "us"!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (87oRe)

324 Hahahaha exdem13

So what kind of modifier would Nancy Pelosi have?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (walrD)

325
Empire 1, I wasn't aware of your loss. Condolences from me and Her Majesty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (mht8P)

326 So apparently a prequel entitled "Manos: the Rise of Torgo" was made in 2018 and is available on Amazon.

There was also apparently a GoFundMe page where you could be cast in the movie if you contributed a certain amount of money. I missed that, sadly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (2JVJo)

327 317 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (lgiXo)

Probably still less depressing than Sean Connery's Robin....

man I still have flashbacks to "Robin and Marion"

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Lzpvj)

328 We aim to please, the wife and I are getting cremated....

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)


My recommendation is wait until after you die.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (ZfRYq)

329
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Urn.

Urn who?

Urn't you glad I didn't say banana.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (W6Jq2)

330
Obviously married many years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (EZebt)

_______

27 in February.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (mht8P)

331 Mark Dice:

The year of Brian Stelter......

https://youtu.be/2dlUe6YHM-k

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

332 We aim to please, the wife and I are getting cremated.

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Seems a bit premature, but ok.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

333 328 Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:35 PM (ZfRYq)

Get back to me in year 9.9 of Kamala Toe, the Saigon Shuffle may be the country's hottest dance move.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)

334 "Where do you want to go for dinner?" "I'm flexible. You choose." "Let's do X." "Not there."

(sigh)

Rule of Three

Pick three places you would like to go. Not two, not four, three. These things solve themselves.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (C+evo)

335
Little-known fact: Andy Warhol was black, as were Edgar and Johnny Winter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 08:30 PM (6dXV7)

Don't know about Warhol, but just listen to the Winter brothers. As black as black can be.

Here's Johnny with Dr John in 1984 in session, at their musical peaks.

https://tinyurl.com/yav3z8sm

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

336 The horde mind is a sight to behold!

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (wR3DP)

337 300 Empire 1, may GOD Bless and keep you and your family and grant you peace and perhaps understanding.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:29 PM (em79L)

Eromero is more eloquent than I, so ditto this. You are in my prayers.

Posted by: April at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

338 332 Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)

We are getting ahead of the rush when they go full dachau.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Lzpvj)

339 She gave me "that" look over her glasses. Still trying to figure out whether it was the go ahead or no deal. Decisions, decisions.






Better to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission...

Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (EGyGV)

340 I see the new Equalizer is a black woman.

Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (J70i0)

341 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing: "And Pence has just positioned himself as the front-runner for 2024, as the 'wise man' who kept Dictator Drumpf on a short leash. Bank on it."

Elections don't matter; election counting does. Pence doesn't stand a chance.

Regardless, I fully intend to vote Trump - Sr., Jr., Melania, Barron, etc. - for the foreseeable future. My only real hope is that I can grow an extra middle finger to help fill out the ballots.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (HhXSr)

342 Probably still less depressing than Sean Connery's Robin....
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I'm watching Highlander this very second -- it's the church scene right now.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (ab0zp)

343 I give up. WTF is up with "this is spam" BS? I've tried 5 times now to send a message.

Posted by: turambar at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (Gylu/)

344 Trump just signed an EO regarding money for scholarships for kids in schools not opening due to covid. https://tinyurl.com/yc5m7xoz

Posted by: lizabth at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L3Rsz)

345 I think I would like my pronouns to be Kraken slayer.

Nothing to do with Sidney Powell.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)

346
Better to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission...

________

A sentiment not created by a married man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (mht8P)

347 What's the difference between a dacha and Dachau?

One letter gets you the incinerator

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (walrD)

348 We aim to please, the wife and I are getting cremated....



Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:33 PM (Lzpvj)

Take some with you.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (KnJdm)

349 Who ette dis is?

https://tinyurl.com/ya5sle64

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (jvld5)

350 342 Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (ab0zp)

Eh a good turn and part of his rehabilitation tour.

Robin and Marion was the ultimate dystopic 70s FU to the legend....

I thought in my youth ANYTHING about Robin or Arthurian legend had to be awesome and James Bond as Robin....

trust me watch it.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)

351 I see the new Equalizer is a black woman.
Posted by: WOPR at December 28, 2020 08:36 PM (J70i0)

--------------

SANP SNAP SNAP

Oh, no you di'int!

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (kTF2Z)

352
Anyone have any "greats" left?
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone, now.
Uncle Tony was the last to go at 98.

All these people were really old (to me) all my life. The weird part? I am now someone's "great" uncle. I can't deal with it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (W6Jq2)

353 And Pence has just positioned himself as the front-runner for 2024, as the "wise man" who kept Dictator Drumpf on a short leash. Bank on it.

A clear case of "Normalcy Bias".

I'm convinced that the former United States is over. This was the last "election". In the span of one year, the Constitution of the former United States was wiped out. At the rate of acceleration of demonic things, I would be amazed if we were even allowed to live until 2024.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)

354 First by Dominion standards.

Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson's pedo lure-bait, originally listed out at over $100 million...

It recently sold for $22 million.

Which can still buy a lot of children these days.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (F0YaR)

355 347 Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (walrD)

Tip the veal and poke the waitress...

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Lzpvj)

356 "retired LEO in Nashville, bottom line he says this explosion thing
stinks. That guy didn't realize he was a lone wolf til his ass was
shoved in that camper and Petula Clark started singing."

he did sign his home over in advance ... seems he had some "life is over" plan in mind. Maybe if he was worried about BigGov spying, he would have little social media ... OR they scrubbed it all because he was a lefty, or more Antifa than anything.


Pic I saw he still had shoulder length hair ... old hippy and he didn't know what to do?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Cus5s)

357 Hadrian -- thank you!

54 years this last Aug. 19.

Ron wanted a new dog after Frank had to be euthanized earlier this year. I didn't want one, but now I'm glad we got Lucy (She was in the pet thread a couple of months ago, MinPin/chihuahua cross). She now sleeps with me, usually under the covers, and last night made a determined effort to wrap up in them.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (vluYu)

358 To combat a troll there's now a 600-character limit; and excess line/paragraph breaks get marked as spam.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ab0zp)

359 What the hell are those isrealis doing, making skin suits for terminators?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)

360 Was going to make a funny joke :re getting rid of a witness being super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: turambar at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (Gylu/)

361 empire May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (EZebt)

362 Finally, a pressure washer for Morons.

I'd do the *want* thingy if I lived in a land of ice and snow.

https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (F0YaR)

363 At the rate of acceleration of demonic things, I would be amazed if we were even allowed to live until 2024.
Posted by: Doctor, President Elect at December 28, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)


The way I've been feeling lately, a shortened life doesn't bother me in the least. Churchill's "black dog" is not just chomping on my ass, he's turning my groin into steak tartare.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)

364 Here's a warning. sra blaster looks at all this clickbait stuff on the internet to stay away from the news.

This particular one had pictures of unlikely people wearing T-shirts' that say "Bukkake" in some form or another.

She didn't understand so she asked me.

Hmm

Do I say I don't know you should just google ot?

No.

I tell her, to save

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ZfRYq)

365 >A taste of the future.

Ah, brought to you by the fine folks who are trying to push The Great Reset on you. You're going to live in a pod, eat bugs, have no privacy, and love Big Brother it. I'm so surprised. They also want to force you to take The Mark of the Beast:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9olc3pq

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (poEUH)

366
There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)

367 Her.

So she says I don't want to know how you know that.

I blamed you guys.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ZfRYq)

368 349 Who ette dis is?

https://tinyurl.com/ya5sle64
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 28, 2020 08:38 PM (jvld5)

Ohh, That's Not Right!

Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:44 PM (V2Yro)

369 366
There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)


On it!

Posted by: William Tecumseh Sherman at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (ZfRYq)

370 There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take burned it.


Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

371 Eromero and April --

Thank both of you very much. It really helps at a time like this.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (vluYu)

372 hey, that was supposed to be burn it.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

373 >Used to do a lot of weeklong backpacking when I was younger. One of the
staples we ALL packed was tang and a fifth of everclear each

Loved Tang, and then one day they changed the formula and it turned to shit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (HBlzO)

374 What the hell are those isrealis doing, making skin suits for terminators?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)

===

The Fifth Element

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (EZebt)

375 They also want to force you to take The Mark of the Beast

I fully expect that, by the time of the 2021 NoVaMoMe, you will be forbidden to fly or drive from one state to another without your Kung Flu papers.

And if that happens, I really will change my nic to "Cassandra."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (2JVJo)

376 Pic I saw he still had shoulder length hair ... old hippy and he didn't know what to do?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Cus5s)


Hmmmm. It wasn't all that long ago I had shoulder length hair.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:46 PM (F0YaR)

377 Soon, we will no longer need shoes, as we'll have Shoe-Bots that will go everywhere for us.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (l9m7l)

378 370 Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

Buckeye 'rons and 'ettes should unearth Ghost of Sherman and hum "georgia on my mind" as we march south.

Posted by: sven at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Lzpvj)

379 And Pence has just positioned himself as the front-runner for 2024, as the "wise man" who kept Dictator Drumpf on a short leash. Bank on it.
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Nope. Democrats and the GOPe won't give Pence a dime.

And Trump supporters, that generated more GOP money than anyone in history?

They are using that money to buy food, ammo, and camo. The GOP will never see the vast majority of fundraising they had when Trump was the leader.

The GOP have financially slit their own throats. And if they are as stupid as they appear to be, good on them.
Useless pieces of crap, they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

380 "Just a Girl" is one of my guilty pleasure songs. Never gave a shit about the idiotic lyrics - it's a kick ass song.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 08:48 PM (uEbPt)

381 There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take burn it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (W6Jq2)

Fixed it for ya, Sooth

Posted by: William T. Sherman at December 28, 2020 08:49 PM (VcFUs)

382 363 The way I've been feeling lately, a shortened life doesn't bother me in the least. Churchill's "black dog" is not just chomping on my ass, he's turning my groin into steak tartare.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)


Black Dog? This must be my lucky Led Zeppelin night. I should buy a ticket or something:

https://youtu.be/yBuub4Xe1mw

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:49 PM (F0YaR)

383 The way I've been feeling lately, a shortened life doesn't bother me in the least. Churchill's "black dog" is not just chomping on my ass, he's turning my groin into steak tartare.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)

Now here's where I've got a strange turn of personality that's actually useful at times like this. I don't start feeling positive and clear of mind until the situation is absolutely hopeless, and everyone is falling apart. Part of it is that you no longer have to worry about consequences, when you know there's no hope then you're free to do anything. You're not going to make things worse.

Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (V2Yro)

384 Last li'l drink of Knob Creek, then opened a jug of Wild Turkey 101, like that baton thing in a relay race.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (em79L)

385 House passes $2,000 stimulus thingee.

"The bill passed by a vote of 275-134, barely passing the two-thirds of
House lawmakers needed to retroactively raise the value of the stimulus
checks."

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ab0zp)

386 Off Union total war sock

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)

387 off sock

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (V2Yro)

388

Okay, I'll leave this one to the folks who have absolutely no business knocking the French Surrender Monkeys in the future.

It's a spiritual battle.
Dark spirit of defeatism does not help.

Gonna go check out today's x22report.
Redpill78news.com for this evening was another good on.
Click on three bars then 'watch' in dropdown then news.

God bless

Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (0lFO7)

389 SanFranPsycho --

I'm sure it will, in a week or so. At the moment, I'm mostly numb ... and grateful to the paramedics and police who responded to my 911 call when I found him. Very professional and thorough, but also very kind, considerate, and understanding when I had trouble getting my answers to their questions out without breaking down.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:52 PM (vluYu)

390 The GOP will never see the vast majority of fundraising they had when Trump was the leader.

The GOP have financially slit their own throats. And if they are as stupid as they appear to be, good on them.
Useless pieces of crap, they are.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)


If - IF - the rally on January 6 breaks more than, say, 4000 people (which I do not expect it to do, in part for the reason that it's on a Wednesday), I might consider the GOP to be a spent force.

I still think that come 2024, Pence or someone like him will be the designated tomato can and we will be spammed with demands we vote for him because we can't let the Dems take over. And I still expect too many "battered wives" to pull the GOP lever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 08:52 PM (2JVJo)

391 ...It's a spiritual battle.
Dark spirit of defeatism does not help...

God bless
Posted by: TeeJ at December 28, 2020 08:51 PM (0lFO7)


Fukkin A!

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 28, 2020 08:53 PM (AiZBA)

392 I've never asked FenSpouse if I look fat in anything. I know if I look fat. I don't need his opinion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (VP4Cd)

393 One thing I learned in the Corps is to never say that it can't get any worse. That's when it starts raining.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (kTF2Z)

394 Willowed:

A neighbor just brought me a deer tenderloin to try on the smoker. What to do.
I know, I'll put it in a bag and boil.
Seriously, i don't know how to approach this.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)

-

That's a very kind gesture because that's a good cut.

Can I suggest grilling it? Smokers are great and I use mine often, but some cuts are trickier than others (chicken breasts come to mind). Marinate it in something you like or go buy some Dale's or make a soy/brown sugar mixture and let that sucker sit on the grill for a bit before serving it with some simple sides like mashed potatoes to soak up the juices, and then take your buddy a six pack to drink on his porch with him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 08:54 PM (XSoJN)

395 How does everybody know what Pence will do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)

396 One thing I learned in the Corps is to never say that it can't get any worse. That's when it starts raining.

Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

397 >House passes $2,000 stimulus thingee.


so the govt is just printing however much money it needs to give away?

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ)

398
I get more GOP fundraising texts now then before the election.
I ignore them, except one said "we want your opinion, not a fundraising text".

It listed 4 or 5 topics similar to the Trump opinion texts of a few months ago (what is the most important issue to you?: 1) immigration 2) foreign policy 3) etc.

There was also "other" and a box to fill out. I said "re-elect President Trump".

I skipped the rest. Then the last one was "comments".
I said "The GOP abandoned President Trump and let a fraudulent election stand. Rot in hell, GOP"

I wonder how many others commented similarly. The answer is, not enough.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

399 If - IF - the rally on January 6 breaks more than, say, 4000 people (which I do not expect it to do, in part for the reason that it's on a Wednesday), I might consider the GOP to be a spent force.

I think it will be quite large, but pointless, like all rallies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

400 Do you think Bill and Melinda Gates will be eating plant based "mest" out of a printer? Neither do I. Running the world for those ungrateful plebes has to have some perquisites.

Posted by: butch at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (cHvOo)

401 >>> I do love urban exploration videos, but I cannot stand the ones where the person exploring spends 75% of the time with the camera pointed at themselves. Like those ones.
Posted by: Thorsthimble at December 28, 2020 07:35 PM (anHZ6)

======
Similar, but not. How I used to enjoy Orange county choppers when they focused on the build. But then it became all about the drama. Same with deadliest catch.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (MxaJL)

402 Somebody could rise in 2024 but it won't be Trump. It will have to be 10X Trump, a true destroyer.

Posted by: f'd at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (8zJJF)

403 Pence is done I think.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

404 Fen,
I fully expect Pence to go full GOPe without DJT's positive influence on him 24x7. This way, i can be pleasantly surprised, but never disappointed.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (VcFUs)

405 There can be only one.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ab0zp)

406 "Where do you want to go for dinner?" "I'm flexible. You choose." "Let's do X." "Not there."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:26 PM (mht8P


My husband and I had that very exchange:

Me: I'd like something light, maybe just a salad. With some tomatoes, maybe some olives and feta cheese.
Him: Let's go to the Athena.
Me: I don't feel like Greek food.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (NB7mI)

407
Her Majesty often asks me about how her dog show outfits look. I give her an honest answer, primarily about how the jackets sit across her, uh, upholstery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (mht8P)

408 Now here's where I've got a strange turn of personality that's actually useful at times like this. I don't start feeling positive and clear of mind until the situation is absolutely hopeless, and everyone is falling apart. Part of it is that you no longer have to worry about consequences, when you know there's no hope then you're free to do anything. You're not going to make things worse.

Posted by: Guy at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (V2Yro)


Historically speaking, suicidal homiciders are the most difficult to defend against.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 08:58 PM (F0YaR)

409 324 Hahahaha exdem13

So what kind of modifier would Nancy Pelosi have?
======
Nancy Pelosi goes straight to "zombie". Roll 1d6 and see Pelosi Subtable below.

1. Crimson Head, will prioritize camera-toting characters first.
2. Crimson Head, but there is a 1 in 3 chance a shot scores a critical hit and makes her botoxed face fall off. Instakill!!
3. Brandishes large hammer, +2 damage on a hit.
4. Normal zombie, as #2 above.
5. Normal zombie, but can be distracted by giurmet ice cream.
6. Oooo, look at all the blood. Guess this time she wasn't a zombie. What a bummer!!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 08:59 PM (W+kMI)

410 Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:52 PM (vluYu)

Very sorry, Mrs. Empire. What I shock for you. I will be praying for you and your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:59 PM (VP4Cd)

411 395 How does everybody know what Pence will do?
---------------

Before Xmas PDT tweeted, he called on pence to reject the illegal electors. If PDT was confident pence was behind him there would have been no reason for the tweet.

Posted by: Ward at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (nzKWW)

412 394 Willowed:

A neighbor just brought me a deer tenderloin to try on the smoker. What to do.
I know, I'll put it in a bag and boil.
Seriously, i don't know how to approach this.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)

-


Note: this will cook a lot faster than a pork or beef tenderloin. I found out the hard way once, many years ago, and heard grief from that crowd for years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

413 How does everybody know what Pence will do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)

------------

Lighting your hair on fire gives you ESP.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)

414 340 I see the new Equalizer is a black woman.
======
The Leftards are in denial about both the 2016 election and the 2016 box office of certain movies.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (W+kMI)

415 Hadrian --

Mr. Empire one told me, a couple of decades ago, that skirts make me look 40 pounds heavier. I thanked him, and have worn various types of slacks ever since. I appreciate honesty.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (vluYu)

416 Speaking of Pakistan payoffs from Congress for gender studies, did anyone ever think about Shahid Imran Awan, the Pakistani-American information technology worked as a shared employee for Democrats in Congress from 2004 to 2017?

The Dominion votes were sent to Pakistan on Election Day.

Debbie Wasserman Schulz' lapdog and cronies are still active.

The "gender studies" payment was a payoff for the Pakistanis work for the DNC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (gAXBD)

417 She now sleeps with me, usually under the covers, and last night made a determined effort to wrap up in them.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 08:41 PM (vluYu)


empire 1, treasure that pup, she will be a living link to the past and a loving part of your future!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (87oRe)

418 >>>Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

=======

When I watch documentaries on SEAL Buds, I think to myself that the sand and the cold surf would have me screaming for my mama more than anything else. Don't get me wrong, anything they do would ring me out. Just, that would be the first.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (MxaJL)

419 Oh no. Hang dai empire 1

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (XSoJN)

420 Trump has been uncharacteristically low-key since the election. I wonder what's going on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

421 Dan Bongino is subbing for Hannity tonight, been worried about him and his cancer treatment. He looks good.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (NpAcC)

422 The "gender studies" payment was a payoff for the Pakistanis work for the DNC.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:01 PM (gAXBD)


Think of it as "multi-level" marketing where the actual product is graft!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (87oRe)

423 I saw an ad for that show, maybe on Netflix. I was tempted to take a look just because it looked so ridonkulous. Anyone remember the name of the show?


==

Bridgerton
based on a series of steamy Regency romance novels by Julia Quinn
the books were pretty silly iirc

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (nUhF0)

424 350 342 Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 08:37 PM (ab0zp)

Eh a good turn and part of his rehabilitation tour.

Robin and Marion was the ultimate dystopic 70s FU to the legend....

I thought in my youth ANYTHING about Robin or Arthurian legend had to be awesome and James Bond as Robin....

trust me watch it.
=====
I have watched it. Real downer, and age has not improved it, even if Sean & Audrey did a good job.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (W+kMI)

425 I just had a pleasant evening with Spouse and son watching one of the best westerns ever-John Ford's "Stagecoach." Son hadn't seen it before. So I am now taking a break from the political doom brigade. Goodnight everybody!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (VP4Cd)

426 Trump has been uncharacteristically low-key since the election. I wonder what's going on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

He knows what we know. And probably more. He put his all into fighting tooth and nail for us and for this country. Risked everything for it. Put his whole family in the line of fire.

He knows it was stolen from us. He knows what's coming.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (JIxk0)

427 Trump has been uncharacteristically low-key since the election. I wonder what's going on.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)


I don't know, but if I rend my garments in despair before everyone else does, I win a prize. I think that's how it works.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx)

428 Thanks very much, Fen. That's kind of you -- as anyone who knows you would not be surprised about.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (vluYu)

429 The movie channel that just showed Highlander is now showing Airplane! I'm recording it for tomorrow though.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ab0zp)

430 Lighting your hair on fire gives you ESP.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:00 PM (kTF2Z)

I laughed; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 09:05 PM (VP4Cd)

431
It's weird. Leftists want every creature on the planet dead, ultimately.

They are part of some weird plant cult.

Dude in the video is all "it's better for the environment" to 3D print meat from lab-synthesized chemicals while promoting the removal of real animals from the food chain.

These people are very strange.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:06 PM (INqbB)

432 370 There's a rally in GA on 1/4.
We should all go. Then we should march to Atlanta and take burned it.
----
I can pretend to be my ancestors from 156 years ago.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

433 427 Trump has been uncharacteristically low-key since the election. I wonder what's going on.

He's at the 'Let It Burn' phase.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (gAXBD)

434 Well, I think I'll go to bed and keep my depression to myself.

Good night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (2JVJo)

435 So sorry empire 1. Big heartfelt hug for you. I'll try not to squeeze too much. Hang in there. And yes, this place does have healing powers. I know this for a fact. Never leaves me without a smile. Even in the darkest of times.
Prayers from my family to you and yours.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (Jn0IP)

436
What bothers me the most is that a couple of months from now or even sooner, we will realize that we were in the Driver's Seat between the election and 1/20 and we didn't do anything.

Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)

437 Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever

--

My youngest doesn't understand social cues or scenarios in a normal way, and he has no problem waking us up to tell us that 20 can be divided by 6 three times with two left over or other things that are insignificant but extremely important to him. Somehow he can tell from his bedroom the exact moment when we've fallen asleep and choose 3-5 minutes later to come and wake us.

I've often thought an eternity of that brief moment of finally resting after being exhausted only to be woken immediately after, forever, would be a miserable torment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:08 PM (XSoJN)

438 How does everybody know what Pence will do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:55 PM (VP4Cd)


My dear Fen, has ANY "conservative" politician done anything in the past four years to fully support our President Trump?
Thus we, quite logically, expect Pence to fit the mold when the pressure is on!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:08 PM (87oRe)

439 395 How does everybody know what Pence will do?
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They're just getting used to disappointment, it's been a popular thing these past two months. I really don't know if Pence can really make things work out in the Senate, though. Right now I say it's the House vote or nothing.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:09 PM (W+kMI)

440 re the Pakistani payoff referenced at 416 --

Front Page Mag, 12/10/2020

"Congress Pays $850,000 to Muslim Aides Targeted in Inquiry Stoked by Trump," reads the November 25 New York Times headline. According to the story, the previously unreported settlement is one of the largest to resolve discrimination or harassment claims, in this case by people who "lost their jobs and endured harassment in part because of their Muslim faith and South Asian origins."

That payoff went to Imran Awan and his family.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (F0YaR)

441 What bothers me the most is that a couple of months from now or even sooner, we will realize that we were in the Driver's Seat between the election and 1/20 and we didn't do anything.

Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)

--

We'll be under the jail the moment that we decide we've had enough.

That's why the Insurrection Act is so important. We need the Commander in Chief of the militia to put that piece in play.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (XSoJN)

442
The foster boys Doppel and Rocket got baths today and did very well, all things considered. Tomorrow they begin their trip to their new home in Tennessee. We're proud of them and happy we played our little part in helping them out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (mht8P)

443 I don't know, but if I rend my garments in despair before everyone else does, I win a prize. I think that's how it works.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:04 PM


Horde tip: Save time, and wear pre-rendt items, i.e. chaps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

444 And they never explain why we would continue breeding herds etc. of food animals if we had stopped eating them.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (ab0zp)

445 House or Senate don't matter.

It's the streets that matter.

The Reckoning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM (gAXBD)

446 I wish you would stop posting. Our reserve of exclamation points is getting very low.

Stop using them. We mean it&^&%&^%&)()

(^^%*&%$^)&)(^*

*For example.

Posted by: Grammerly at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM (uxUoN)

447 I have not had much time to scan the news sites but did see that Louis Gohmert and a group of Rep. party reps etc filed a lawsuit against Pence in a Texas court asking the court to require Pence to remove the six states electors from the electoral count. They filed this yesterday?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2020 09:12 PM (t9ITf)

448 Been a long time since 0300 this morning. Be kind, but have that plan. You know which one.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (em79L)

449 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM (gAXBD)

If only I did not expect the local popo to finally take a stand and implement every "law and order" edicts issued by any Dem politician!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (87oRe)

450 Twenty-two LR --

Thanks -- I can really use a hug right now. And thanks so much for the prayers. They really do help.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (vluYu)

451 I wish you would stop posting. Our reserve of exclamation points is getting very low.

Stop using them. We mean it&^&%&^%&)(

(^^%*&%$^)&)(^*

*For example.
Posted by: Grammerly at December 28, 2020 09:11 PM


26.7442396% of the commenters use 83.11913% of the exclamations points.

Let's not punish everyone for the sins of the few.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)

452 {{{empire1}}}

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (nakwk)

453 They filed this yesterday?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2020 09:12 PM (t9ITf)


They should have file this well before the actual election!
Thus NO STANDING!

Posted by: Chief Justice Wan Robberts at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (87oRe)

454 Empire 1, I wasn't aware of your loss. Condolences from me and Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 08:34

ditto from here. Sounds like you are handling it well. but there was good advice above. Ask someone who you know in person who's been thru this to look things over.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (/LM9B)

455 CEH -- You mean the popo that the Dems want to defund?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (gAXBD)

456 425 I just had a pleasant evening with Spouse and son watching one of the best westerns ever-John Ford's "Stagecoach." Son hadn't seen it before. S
=====
That's a great way to spend an evening. I do think "Stagecoach" is a landmark film, especially for the Westerns. I think the movie's success encouraged Hollywood to think big on doing more A-list Westerns.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (W+kMI)

457 >>>Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

My dad told me about Cape Gloucester.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (HBlzO)

458 One thing I learned in the Corps is to never say that it can't get any worse. That's when it starts raining.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


see also, What else can go wrong?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at December 28, 2020 09:15 PM (LPnfS)

459
Horde tip: Save time, and wear pre-rendt items, i.e. chaps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

That makes the BOHICA easier. Do you have the matching auto anal lube drip option on yours?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (VcFUs)

460



!



!

Posted by: at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (qggQy)

461 He's at the 'Let It Burn' phase.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (gAXBD)
---

I'm picturing Muppet Trump, arms upraised, standing in front of a D.C. engulfed in flames.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

462 I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)

463 CEH -- You mean the popo that the Dems want to defund?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:14 PM (gAXBD)

They only want to defund the non-woke popo!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:17 PM (87oRe)

464 444 And they never explain why we would continue breeding herds etc. of food animals if we had stopped eating them.
---------
None of those sorts of decisions get that sort of forethought. It's all "muh feelz" and no concerns about it. Because those people believe in the Garden of Eden more than we do.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:17 PM (W+kMI)

465 Oops, no, Jeremiah Johnson.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (wR3DP)

466 457 >>>Hell isn't fire and heat. Its rain and mud. Forever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




I've seen fire and I've seen rain.

Posted by: Carly Simon's Heroin Addicted Ex with John Kerry at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (gAXBD)

467 What bothers me the most is that a couple of months from now or even sooner, we will realize that we were in the Driver's Seat between the election and 1/20 and we didn't do anything.

Right now, we have many options.
Later, we will have very few, if any, options.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)


Well come on, Mr. Agitator, Mr. I've Been Banned But Refuse To Leave,

I've quoted your entire post. Let's hear your plan.

Let's hear your commitment. You sound "determined".

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (F0YaR)

468 I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)

In a double bill with Moby Dick!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (mzC78)

469 Hell is other people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nakwk)

470 Well, winter storm moving in tonight. We've been very lucky so far so I guess I can't complain. I'm stocked up. May not even get out of my jammies tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nxdel)

471 Hell is other people's mix tapes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

472 468 I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wR3DP)

In a double bill with Moby Dick!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (mzC7

Double Dick with Moby Bill is a whole other kinda movie...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (nakwk)

473
And they never explain why we would continue breeding herds etc. of food animals if we had stopped eating them.

________

Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)

474 >
I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot
of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.

Good until it gets to the parts with you-know-who.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HBlzO)

475 458 One thing I learned in the Corps is to never say that it can't get any worse. That's when it starts raining.
Posted by: Duke Lowell




And the STDs kick in from the last port call.

Posted by: Perry Penicillin at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (gAXBD)

476 Oh, I did get good news. My daughters Christmas package arrived today. So thanks USPS.. great job.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (nxdel)

477 Every other commercial is Ossoff/Warnock or the GOP insisting that ZOMG YOU HAVE TO VOTE IN THE RUNOFF AND SHIT.

Dude. I voted. In November.
Resolve that. Then we can discuss future, VALID elections.

Why should I vote in a bullshit "runoff" that is based on the results of an election that you told me was fraudulent?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (3P/5p)

478 Hell is for Children.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

479 >>> 469 Hell is other people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (nakwk)

Even Bacon Wenches???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (02b6n)

480 Are you body shaming me?

Posted by: Josie Wales at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (gAXBD)

481 I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:16 PM


"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."
-- Josey Wales

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

482 What bothers me the most is that a couple of months from now or even sooner, we will realize that we were in the Driver's Seat between the election and 1/20 and we didn't do anything.
--------------------------

Yeah. "Driver's seat." Of a train they cut the breaks on and got off five stops ago.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (JIxk0)

483 445 House or Senate don't matter.

It's the streets that matter.

The Reckoning.
--------
Trump loses, in a couple of months we go out on the streets and shoot some leftards in the face, because they are poor winners.
Trump wins, in a couple of months we go out on the streets and shoot some leftards in the face, because they are sore losers.

Either way, it's feeling alright by me!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

484 Hell ain't a Bad Place to Be

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

485
Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)

There is a third purpose...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)

486 Breaks? Brakes. Whatever. Who cares.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (JIxk0)

487 Hell is other people's mix tapes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)


That's cold.

You're not wrong, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (t+qrx)

488
Hell is a continuous loop of the music of Philip Glass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (mht8P)

489 What happened to empire? I don't read all of the threads.

Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (P148V)

490 Boys and I watched Deadpool II, Guardians of the Galaxy, a dozen episodes of Archer, four episodes of Top Gear and Die Hard.

It was a lovely visit.

Plus we went to the beach. On base. No masks.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (U2p+3)

491 Did we lose this too?

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (JIxk0)

492 Hell is the opposite of dunkel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

493 Son of a gun. You can now copy and paste from Word.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (JIxk0)

494 476 Oh, I did get good news. My daughters Christmas package arrived today. So thanks USPS.. great job.



They have been sooooooooooooo busy delivering military ballots to drainage ditches.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:23 PM (gAXBD)

495 Dan Bongino is subbing for Hannity tonight, been worried about him and his cancer treatment. He looks good.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:03 PM (NpAcC)

===

I noticed too. b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (EZebt)

496 >>> 476 Oh, I did get good news. My daughters Christmas package arrived today. So thanks USPS.. great job.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:20 PM (nxdel)

They are *totes* not going limp so's they can cash in on next year's budget.

Asshoes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (02b6n)

497 Condolences to empire1.

Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (P148V)

498 395: I was pretty sure Barr was a shit due to past behavior. I had nothing else to go on apart from that and his slowness to dead slowness. I know someone who used to talk with Pence when he was in Congress who insists he will do what's right without hesitation. Not what's best for him or safer for the people he knows or even, necessarily, the country..just what is "right". His jib is cut differently from Barr, Sessions and McConnell. And he is not oily like Rosenstein or Rubio.

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ONvIw)

499 Hell is other people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM

=====

Even Bacon Wenches???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM


Hell has incredible Bacon Wenches, with *the* most incredible bacon.

You just never get any.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

500 >>> 485
Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2020 09:19 PM (mht8P)

There is a third purpose...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)

Should've socked Hunter.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (02b6n)

501 What happened to empire? I don't read all of the threads.
Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:22 PM (P148V)

Her husband died unexpectedly at home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (mzC78)

502
How does everybody know what Pence will do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


His newsletter, "Sittin' on the Fence With Pence", has all the details.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

503 499 No exit

Posted by: CN at December 28, 2020 09:26 PM (ONvIw)

504 San Francisco taking a lot of hits tonight on Fox.

Heh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (EZebt)

505 And Hrothgar, don't worry about the police too much in the Day. Those guys would rather collect their paychecks than challenge determined citizens with longarms. Shoot, they've been leashed from going after leftards armed with bricks and sticks. Why should they stop a bullet for some governor who's more worried about Covid masks than law & order? Shoot, it's likely some of them may join us, or watch in pretended disinterest while the trash gets tagged and bagged.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (W+kMI)

506 Thanks AOP.

Posted by: Ronster at December 28, 2020 09:27 PM (P148V)

507 ((empire1)) my condolences on your loss. email in nic if I can help

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:28 PM (6lKe4)

508 Insom -- {{Right back at you, with thanks!}}

Farmer -- My youngest sister used to be CEO of the East Texas Community Health Center, so lots of administrative experience and knowledge of procedure, plus she did this for my mom when she died ten years ago, so I have very capable and experienced help.

She can be a bit bossy at times, naturally, but right now and under current circumstances, I'm actually grateful for that

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (vluYu)

509 Hell has incredible Bacon Wenches, with *the* most incredible bacon.

You just never get any.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

As long as Hell's got a Whackin' Bench, I'm good.

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (mzC78)

510 476 Oh, I did get good news. My daughters Christmas package arrived today. So thanks USPS.. great job.
-------
USPS has issues every Christmas no matter which year it is. This was 2020, so they just gave up and went to "it's done when it's done" mode.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)

511
I tried to stay away from the news this past weekend. I watched a lot of Westerns. I think the Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel


By reputation, that is both great, and white.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (pNxlR)

512 Anyone have any "greats" left?
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone, now.
Uncle Tony was the last to go at 98.

All these people were really old (to me) all my life. The weird part? I am now someone's "great" uncle. I can't deal with it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 08:39

Mine are all gone, last was Uncle Norman in 2014, when I was born had over 20 of them. Today I am a grt grt uncle twice at 65 (adoption involved). What's the emoji for EEEK!

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (/LM9B)

513 There is a third purpose...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:21 PM (nakwk)

Should've socked Hunter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:25 PM (02b6n)

I wouldn't be shocked if they found that on his laptop too...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (nakwk)

514 Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.




When you stop and think about chicken parmigiana, it's disturbing.

The breast of a one dead chicken is removed, dipped in the scrambled fluid of an unborn chicken, cooked and served covered in the fermented breast milk of a cow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (gAXBD)

515 Mine are all gone, last was Uncle Norman in 2014, when I was born had over 20 of them. Today I am a grt grt uncle twice at 65 (adoption involved). What's the emoji for EEEK!
Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (/LM9B)

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:30 PM (nakwk)

516 Chickens have two and only two purposes: laying eggs and being eaten.

Geat!

No more crossing the road for me!!

Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2020 09:31 PM (uxUoN)

517 >That's a great way to spend an evening. I do think "Stagecoach" is a landmark film


the stunt work by Yakima Canutt was ground-breaking

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:31 PM (iTXRQ)

518 Jay and Josh at RLM have an episode of Re:View on "Twin Peaks: The Return" that is very good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrstrOrJxOc

They both say that it benefits from a second viewing, and things that seemed random, or were frustrating because you were trying to speed it along in your first viewing (looking at you, Slow Dougie!) make more sense and tie in better.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

519 r

Posted by: The Chicken at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (uxUoN)

520 : eek :

Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)

521 How does everybody know what Pence will do?Here is Pence's epic fail in detail:
https://tinyurl.com/y87h3jyy
HuffPo thought Pence was stunning and brave. Which pretty much says all you need to know.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (3P/5p)

522
I believe you forgot one other purpose of the chicken

Posted by: muhammed muhammed at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (r4bSV)

523 Her husband died unexpectedly at home.

Oh God how awful. My deepest sympathies empire if you are still here. I can't imagine your pain right now.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (nxdel)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

525 Outlaw Josie Whales in on tonight.
Posted by: Infidel

Chief Dan George reminds me of my dear departed grandpa. No, Grandpa was not an Indian. But he had the same look, and the way his face lit up when he smiled was magical. they could have been brothers from a different mother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

526 No animals?

*single tear rolls down cheek*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (sRLua)

527 ((empire1)) my condolences on your loss. email in nic if I can help
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:28 PM (6lKe4)


Hey, Ladyl was trying to get in touch with you, I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

528 Boys have a penis, chickens have a cloaca.

Posted by: Boy in Kindergarten Cop at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (kTF2Z)

529
All my great aunts and great uncles are gone. There were only eleven - four on my mom's side and seven on dad's side.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

530 The Georgia election matters and so does every election.
We know they cheated, but we just have to hope and pray that with more eyes on the Georgia election it will be harder to cheat.
I know we all fill disheartened and upset be we can never give up even if the odds are against us.
Besides Trump is asking for us to vote in GA. and will be having a rally for Loeffler and Perdue on Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (NpAcC)

531 I believe you forgot one other purpose of the chicken
Posted by: muhammed muhammed at December 28, 2020 09:33 PM (r4bSV)

Got to get the feathers somewhere, to go with the hot tar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (mzC78)

532 This was 2020, so they just gave up and went to "it's done when it's done" mode.

Well, it did not go Priority which I asked for. I didn't check the receipt or I would have noticed right away and said something on the spot. I mailed two packages that day and the other went Priority. I don't know what the hell the girl at the counter was thinking. But my bad for not checking. At least it got there. I was worried it was lost.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (nxdel)

533 @420

There's not much he can do at this point.

I understand the SCOTUS will be hearing some election related case on January 21st.

So there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 09:36 PM (ikm0a)

534
But he had the same look, and the way his face lit up when he smiled was magical. they could have been brothers from a different mother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled


Did his heart soar like a hawk whenever he saw you again?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (DUIap)

536 >>> 520 : eek :

Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)



Oh so THAT'S how that works.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (02b6n)

537 If George Clooney had lady tits, he'd be Jennifer Aniston's virtual twin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (WOYcU)

538 Whole lotta eekin' goin' on...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (nakwk)

539 Pic I saw he still had shoulder length hair ... old hippy and he didn't know what to do?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 08:41

Hey, I resemble that remark. However I do know not to buy an RV and blow it downtown.

Back down Bob from NSA, not you illi. That dude that is spying on us. Dons tinfoil hat.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:38 PM (/LM9B)

540 Let's hear your commitment. You sound "determined".

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:18 PM (F0YaR)


Still waiting, "Soothsayer".

You've been busy posting all day.

Cat got your wormtongue?

I'm soooo sick of your bullshit, your vpn evasions of banning,

You.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:39 PM (F0YaR)

541 Later, we will have very few, if any, options.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:07 PM (W6Jq2)


We will always have the ever increasing force of the boot on the face... until we don't. Give it a generation or two before it becomes intolerable.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 09:39 PM (/Dgcm)

542 ��

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

543
mayhaps?

Posted by: AltonJackson :eek: at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (DUIap)

544 >>I do know not to buy an RV and blow it downtown.

Don't know what. you are missing.


Posted by: Heels Up Harris at December 28, 2020 09:40 PM (0FTCx)

545 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled

Did his heart soar like a hawk whenever he saw you again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

I like to think so. He really was a wonderful man. He loved Loony Tunes. And he helped build the Enola Gay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)

546 😀

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

547 nope

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 28, 2020 09:41 PM (DUIap)

548 One of my husband's sales reps was in town (Savannah) today and said there was an office complex full of cars with Florida tags. They were there working at a Warnock/Assoff campaign office.

The runoff election is fixed.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

549 476 Oh, I did get good news. My daughters Christmas package arrived today. So thanks USPS.. great job.
-------
USPS has issues every Christmas no matter which year it is. This was 2020, so they just gave up and went to "it's done when it's done" mode.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:29 PM (W+kMI)
**********
I received packages today from friends that were suppose to be here last week the post office told her the delay was because of Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (NpAcC)

550 🤡

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

551 😈

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (nakwk)

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

553 Jewells --

Thank you. Yes, he was fine Saturday morning when I went to take his BP and give him his morning pills (about 0930), but when I went out to give him his midday ones, I found him in the front bathroom between the toilet and the tub, unresponsive, so I called 911.

It seemed like forever before the paramedics and police arrived, but I doubt it was actually ten minutes. They checked him out, but I heard them telling each other he was cold, so I had a pretty good idea what happened, confirmed by EKG.

I'm coping (what else can one do, especially a former Marine?) but it'll probably take me a week or so before my voice stops breaking when I talk about it

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (vluYu)

554 eek :

Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)

---------

What sorcery is this?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (kTF2Z)

555 One of my husband's sales reps was in town (Savannah) today and said there was an office complex full of cars with Florida tags. They were there working at a Warnock/Assoff campaign office.

The runoff election is fixed.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)
***************
He should have taken pics of the plates so we could trace them.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (NpAcC)

556 https://www.w3schools.com/charsets/ref_emoji_smileys.asp

Go to the right, hit [try it], and copy the HTML thingamajigger.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

557 538 Whole lotta eekin' goin' on...
=====
It has to do with Hunter and that poor chicken.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (W+kMI)

558 I am going to lie down for a nap. Back later on the ONT, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mzC78)

559 >>>550
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

551
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM (nakwk)

People are just showing off now.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (MxaJL)

560
is this what learning to code looks like?

Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (r4bSV)

561 Her.
So she says I don't want to know how you know that.
I blamed you guys.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 08:44

A true LOL. Tho that was to be expected.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:44 PM (/LM9B)

562 Remove spaces on both sides of the "eek."
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:32 PM (nakwk)


If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... I'd have eight nickels.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

563 🧐

Classy

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

564 >>>San Francisco taking a lot of hits tonight on Fox.

I guess after Fox participated in the coup, backstabbing the base and doing their part to destroy the former republic of the United States, they think people will go back to them if they just line up some scapegoats and say things that don't matter. We know what they said when it did matter.

Maybe it will work

Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)

565 Semper Fi, empire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (kTF2Z)

566 One of my husband's sales reps was in town (Savannah) today and said there was an office complex full of cars with Florida tags. They were there working at a Warnock/Assoff campaign office.

The runoff election is fixed.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

-

The worst part - other than the obvious - is that not only do they not care if people know, they WANT people to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (XSoJN)

567 I'm coping (what else can one do, especially a former Marine?) but it'll probably take me a week or so before my voice stops breaking when I talk about it
Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:43 PM.


_______

Dear Lord. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: Let's twist again at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (uxUoN)

569 To all of you Deplorables --

I am so grateful for your help and support. You're the greatest, and I am also grateful for Ace and Pixy for giving us this place. The CoBs as well, to whom I do not express my gratitude often enough.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (vluYu)

570 Hey, Ladyl was trying to get in touch with you, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
Well I'll keep checking email. Also sharon (willow's apprentice) has my cell #.

Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (6lKe4)

571 Empire, so sorry for your loss

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (iTXRQ)

572 Sending prayers, empire 1. and Semper Fi from a Doggie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

573 😱

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (nakwk)

574 test

:FART:


Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (r4bSV)

575 coding be hard

Posted by: Joe Bidens Coal Miner relatives at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (r4bSV)

576 I'd like to remind everyone what happened last time the morons got into HTML.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:48 PM (kTF2Z)

577 With the $2000 covid give away I now really don't care what happens. A pox on everyone in DC and I mean everyone. I just wish I lived in the country and had a basement where I could store more than a few years of can food.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

578 Pencil neck eek

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

579 Has Gina Haspel been seen in public lately, of is she the new RBG?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+2xjH)

580 empire 1, That is awful. I am so sorry.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (NpAcC)

581 I'm coping (what else can one do, especially a former Marine?) but it'll probably take me a week or so before my voice stops breaking when I talk about it

I'm so terribly sorry. {{hugs}}

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (nxdel)

582
It's all Gr to me

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

583 Pencil neck eek
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (63Dwl)

-------

That one is : Adam Schiff :

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (kTF2Z)

584 With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it
Yeah
Your head will collapse
And there's nothing in it and you'll ask yourself
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:50 PM (nakwk)

585 🦈

Posted by: 🦇 at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (S8ePJ)

586 Semper Fi, Duke.

And thanks, Jane. Means a lot.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (vluYu)

587 Run for your lives! It's a dolphinbat!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (nakwk)

588 >With the $2000 covid give away I now really don't care what happens.



$2000 doesn't compensate me for a year of civil rights abuses

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 28, 2020 09:51 PM (iTXRQ)

589
:poop:

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

590 >>I'd like to remind everyone what happened last time the morons got into HTML.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

What could go wrong?

s/

Posted by: Aviator at December 28, 2020 09:52 PM (0FTCx)

591 You know how this ends? It ends with us all waking up tomorrow asking why the blog is broken, that's how.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (kTF2Z)

592 Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 09:47 PM (vluYu)

Semper Fi, empire 1. Please dont hesitate to ask for anything.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (5XK0y)

593 577 With the $2000 covid give away I now really don't care what happens. A pox on everyone in DC and I mean everyone. I just wish I lived in the country and had a basement where I could store more than a few years of can food.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:49 PM (2DOZq)


Use it to buy gold, silver, or precision machined steel with a purpose.

Me? I've got the others, I'm buying a still.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (F0YaR)

594 You never just dabble in html

You could accidentally conjure up a demon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)

595 The worst part - other than the obvious - is that not only do they not care if people know, they WANT people to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Pro-mask study again accidentally confirms that masks are just magic talismans at December 28, 2020 09:46 PM (XSoJN)


The corollary is that they want and need to rub our noses in their corruption and watch us lap it up!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (87oRe)

596


body {
font-size: 20px;
}



😡

I will display 😡

I will display 😡

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (MxaJL)

597
I'd like to remind everyone what happened last time the morons got into HTML.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


It was the chuffa-chuffa choo-choos and the twinkling lights in the nicknames wot done us in ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

598 If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... I'd have eight nickels.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:45 PM (t+qrx)
-------------

Guess you've heard of tinyurl dot com, too?

Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (CZm2G)

599 Well that's nice. It's snowing sideways. The drive into work tomorrow should be splendid.

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (wR3DP)

600 Question seen on another site:

You've had 6 beers.

Would you smash or pass on Kelly Loeffler?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)

601 You know how this ends? It ends with us all waking up tomorrow asking why the blog is broken, that's how.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM


🤷

Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (S8ePJ)

602 Sucks on a iPhone 7

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (MxaJL)

603 I've never asked FenSpouse if I look fat in anything. I know if I look fat. I don't need his opinion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 08:5

LOL, and the preacher speaks truth.

No, no don't take that wrong, you know what I mean.

Posted by: Farmer at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (/LM9B)

604 You never just dabble in html

You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)


https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)

605 😡

How about this?

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (MxaJL)

606 Finally.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (MxaJL)

607 https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)


LOL

Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (S8ePJ)

608
Whelp, I have a Foreman grill to go clean and a pooch to let outside. See you, maybe, in the ONT.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

609 I have no desire to eat "meat" that is manufactured by people who think we shouldn't be eating meat.
Posted by: Idiot American Consumer

Soylent Green is People.
Posted by: flounder


Worse.

Peoplent Green is Soy.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 28, 2020 09:57 PM (P1f+c)

610 Peace to you, empire 1.

Semper fidelis.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (U2p+3)

611 I remind you that the "the $2000 covid give away" is just a VERY small fraction of the two bills. They have kept 90% of the spending secret.
Unless you personally obtained a copy and have been reading 1000 pages a day.

It's the remainder of the two bills we should especially be worried about. This trick of arousing resentment of some family down the street with their little nickel while the swamp makes off with unexamined trillions is the typical uniparty modus operandi.

Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)

612 https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png
Posted by: hogmartin

Ha!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (nUhF0)

613
Posted by: GnuBreed

You need psychiatric help.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (W6Jq2)

614 600 Question seen on another site:

You've had 6 beers.

Would you smash or pass on Kelly Loeffler?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)

That long blonde hair would make good reins .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

615 Question seen on another site:

You've had 6 beers.

Would you smash or pass on Kelly Loeffler?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2020 09:54 PM (INqbB)


Not that bad, if my bodyguards were up to hers in quality.

Oh wait, I don't have bodyguards....

Gonna need a lot more beers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (F0YaR)

616 You never just dabble in html

You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Remember to draw the pentagram on its chest so it recursives into microscopic infinity ...

Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (LPnfS)

617 >>> 604 You never just dabble in html

You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)

https://stoatnet.org/htmlregex.png
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)


Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (02b6n)

618 Me? I've got the others, I'm buying a still.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (F0YaR)


Ditto

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (axyOa)

619 Pence is going to Bahrain Jan 6th.

Going to be a short night.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 28, 2020 09:59 PM (/Dgcm)

620 You never just dabble in html

You could accidentally conjure up a demon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 09:53 PM (fLVm1)

Yeah, but sometimes you get lucky et voila! 🥨

Soft pretzel!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:00 PM (nakwk)

621 613
Posted by: GnuBreed

You need psychiatric help.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (W6Jq2)


Nice dodge. *smooches*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 10:01 PM (F0YaR)

622 Don't ask where they got the T cells.

Meat is for the ruling class.

Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (BRkq2)

623 Soft pretzel!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:00 PM (nakwk)


Damn. Now I want one.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

624 611 I remind you that the "the $2000 covid give away" is just a VERY small fraction of the two bills. They have kept 90% of the spending secret.
Unless you personally obtained a copy and have been reading 1000 pages a day.

It's the remainder of the two bills we should especially be worried about. This trick of arousing resentment of some family down the street with their little nickel while the swamp makes off with unexamined trillions is the typical uniparty modus operandi.
Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)

I know that. That's the point. The person I relied on relented as long as the give away was raised to $2000. Missed the entire point of the why it should have been vetoed.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2DOZq)

625 Soft pretzel! 🥨
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 10:00 PM (nakwk)

Yum! 😋

Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (S8ePJ)

626 DB, Pug, RedRidingHood --

Thank all three of you very much. I was planning on trying to catch the first part of the ONT, but you folks have helped ease my pain enough I think I'll try to get some sleep instead, after two almost-sleepless nights.

Got folks to notify, a couple of letters to write ... I'm pretty sure most of you know the routine.

See you tomorrow.

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (vluYu)

627 You know how this ends? It ends with us all waking up tomorrow asking why the blog is broken, that's how.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nonsense!

Carry on ...

Posted by: The lean and hongry Barrel at December 28, 2020 10:03 PM (nUhF0)

628 Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (BRkq2)

Just to clarify. You didn't miss the point, the President did.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (2DOZq)

629 I know that. That's the point. The person I relied on relented as long as the give away was raised to $2000. Missed the entire point of the why it should have been vetoed.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 28, 2020 10:02 PM (2DOZq)


Well, after all, if you don't pass it, you will never find out what is in it!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (87oRe)

630 Oregon salon owner suing the governor is named Lindsey Graham has a huge Trump sign on her wall.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (NpAcC)

631 Well, after all, if you don't pass it, you will never find out what is in it!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 28, 2020 10:04 PM (87oRe)

-----------

My God, it's full of shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:06 PM (kTF2Z)

632 My God, it's full of shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:06 PM (kTF2Z)


Sorry, you have no standing to complain, you should have read the bill!

Posted by: Chief Justice Wan Robberts at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (87oRe)

633 Not eating fake meat or plant based anything. Lolgf

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (IYHxL)

634 I have emoticon envy

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 28, 2020 10:08 PM (nUhF0)

635 ONT

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (kTF2Z)

636 Ont is nude.


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=391856

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (VcFUs)

637 It's the Republican Party's Senate bill. They passed it. They can change it. They ran the coup. Don't let them trick you into blaming someone else.

Posted by: Gilded at December 28, 2020 10:09 PM (BRkq2)

638 I hope whoever stole all our citrus last night ends up hospitalized with diarrhea.

Same for the Karen who said the thieves needed the fruit more than we did.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 28, 2020 10:11 PM (ptqGC)

639 And thanks to anyone else I may have missed in passing. My mind should be back to semi-normal by the day after new year, and I ought to be able to pay better attention.

In the meantime, I need some solid food, instead of protein shakes, and some restful sack time.

Tomorrow!

Posted by: empire 1 at December 28, 2020 10:12 PM (vluYu)

640 John 16:22

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 10:17 PM (Jn0IP)

641 Printed meat......hopefully far,far in the future, like 5025.
Cows are for milk, making calves, and MEAT.
Also for leaving patties on the prairie for barefoot farm boys to step in.
Which may be the base stock for printed meat?

Posted by: boynsea at December 28, 2020 10:24 PM (sshap)

642 I will miss beef and dairy in the Burning Time.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 10:34 PM (yQpMk)

643 Rest easy empire 1. See you tomorrow

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 10:44 PM (Jn0IP)

644 If it's not real meat, where's the blood come from?

Posted by: cjhmhch at December 29, 2020 10:16 AM (eSgwh)

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