CNN's Wolf Blitzer Reports That Santa Has Been Spotted by NORAD Radar, and That He's... Wearing a Mask

They just never stop.

Never.

This is CNN relentless Deep State propaganda.

NORAD actually did report this. CNN was just giddy to join the Deep State in yet another information op.

[BLITZER:] Finally, on this night before Christmas, we're following major breaking news right now. These are live images coming in from NORAD's official Santa tracker. You see St. Nick and his reindeer; they are making good time as they bring gifts to children in the United States and around the world. Santa knows this isn't a great time to travel but he's taking extra precautions. So this year, check out the mask he's wearing.

While it is no doubt bizarre that NORAD shows Santa wearing a mask, it is even weirder that a "journalist" chose to highlight it with such exhilaration.

Blitzer even further obsessed over the mask by zooming on the animated image of Santa and displaying a chyron which declared "Jolly Old Elf Logging Miles, Wearing a Mask."

Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM




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1 Boom!

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:33 PM (QCc6B)

2 Told them downstairs

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Cxk7w)

3 Dang

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (qe5CM)

4 But was he wearing a condom? Last he he knocked up mommy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (guGkK)

5 Maybe this was a bridge too far for the Nashville 'splodey boy.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

6 Hey Wolf, I was sodomizing your wife last night, but it's alright, she was wearing a mask.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (oQ94s)

7 Everything within the Narrative, nothing outside the Narrative; how does that Mussolini quote go ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (pmEbq)

8 Reckon I'll head on over to Wolf's house.

Posted by: Krampus at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (kTF2Z)

9 Sure.

If he wasn't, he'd be picking Deer Turds out of his teeth.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (q0ZGg)

10 top ten?

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (w2LAm)

11 I am so so so sick of all this. We've been watching a lot of Pluto TV, and there are just non-stop Covid commercials.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

12 Whatsherface had a better Christmas message.

Singing about Covidiocy to the tune of Carol of the Bells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPCLmdQJ1Q

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (786Ro)

13 All this because Trump never DEMANDED people wear a mask.
Like a dictator would have.

That's all this 24/7 psy-op is.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (HrMC1)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Like all great totalitarians, the 2020 commies have managed to weaponize the brain damage of their acolytes.

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (JIxk0)

16 Back in the day, NORAD was concerned with the thermonuclear arsenal of the USSR.

Now they're concerned about an imaginary character wearing a fucking mask.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (6dXV7)

17 CNN - The biggest Joke in the Joke business.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Nothing like some good ol gaslighting to bring the family together

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (crOli)

19 They're really trying hard to make this the new normal aren't they?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (nxdel)

20 Supervisor brought his 6 year old son to work today, first sign of seeing me asked where my mask was.
Told my co-worker I should have told him I follow the scientists not what they tell me to do

Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Cxk7w)

21 Well, shoot, Wolf, you've convinced me...that you're a complete buffoon and it amazes me to no end that someone named "Wolf" is paid as much as you are.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)

22 I thought that Fauci went up to the North Pole to give Santa the vaccine last week - at least, according to an audio clip that I heard on Bloomberg.

So, why the mask?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (6xA3t)

23 FUN FACT: Santa licks the doorknobs at every house he visits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)

24
Time to direct NORAD's radar toward Big Mike's crotch -- the time for guessing is long over.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)

25 Charlie Cox from the Netflix series Daredevil is actually British. I was strangely disappointed when I found this out. Turns out some people criticized his accent but I had no idea. Love that show.

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (QCc6B)

26 So . . . no one told little Wolfie?

Posted by: aelfheld at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (IxDhF)

27 Jolly young M.E.L.F. > Jolly old Elf in mask

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)

28
I like B Tatum.

And he puts it perfectly: Pathetic Programming.

That's what it is. Programming.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (W6Jq2)

29 Kinda makes you long for the days of "muslim outreach".

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (JIxk0)

30 Santa is by himself at all times. There is no human interaction with Santa.

There's no fucking reason whatsoever for him to be wearing a mask.

Fuck these people in the eye hole with a harpoon.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Hey Wolf, I was sodomizing your wife last night, but it's alright, she was wearing a mask.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (oQ94s)

Why do I suspect that Wolf is actually married to his ten year old Philippino pool boy?

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (w2LAm)

32 Lol just got asked to pull my mask up on the fucking treadmill

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (crOli)

33 If Santa really cared about children he would have cancelled Christmas completely. Santa must hate children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (haWye)

34 Oy. Let kids have their childhood, doggone it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)

35 It's just a mask.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (3P/5p)

36 Well, I mean if you're going to lie to children right in their face that a fat elf gives them the presents you buy, why not claim he's wearing a mask? Why is the one stupid evil lie worse than the other?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

37
Xena had a good American accent on her silly lesbo show.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (W6Jq2)

38 This is perfectly reasonable and makes sense. They want to reassure children, tell them that Santa won't hurt them. After all, their parents have been shrieking at strangers and telling their children that anyone they see without a mask is a terrible filthy creature full of deadly murderpoison for past 10 months or so. So, from the point of view of "how much more damage could it actually do to the already catastrophically-damaged young kids", sure, why not.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (t+qrx)

39 First, by Dominion standards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (F0YaR)

40 If we reverse the Polarity of Rudolph's Tachyon Emitting Nose...

Posted by: Commander Jordy at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (q0ZGg)

41 Not a single nood down below.

Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)

42 About 16 years ago when my son watched the NORAD Santa tracker I think the just showed a blip on the screen or maybe all you could see was the sleigh and no Santa. I used to like my son's excitement. Thanks goodness he's not a kid now.

And anyway, if Santa is alone in his sleigh and is practicing social distancing (I mean there are no people in the chimney's with him ,and Covid doesn't pass to the reindeer, does it? /s) why the heck does he need to wear a mask?. I'm sure some smart kid who hadn't yet figured out Santa, and whose folks aren't mask nuts would ask those questions.

These people are pathetic control freaks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (VP4Cd)

43 It is news to CNN that a dude who watches you when you sleep wears a masks.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (KnJdm)

44 you know who else made everyone call him Wolf?

Posted by: x at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (0tE/i)

45 Black Pete would never wear a mask.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)

46 Since when did Santa Clause become a "jolly old elf"?

A jolly old elf would never have clocked Arias at the Council of Nicaea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (guGkK)

47 Time to direct NORAD's radar toward Big Mike's crotch -- the time for guessing is long over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)


There's no guessing.
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp- content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge1.jpg

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Louie Gohmert is suing Pence?

Posted by: EveR at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (DsGxB)

49

This really isnt gonna en, ever. They are loving having all of this bullshit to obsess and use to create endless drmatic programming.

Which will influence morons everywhere.

So, a pandemic that isn't lethal to most, that has already killed off all the old Republicans, will be used for years and years to control the people, as that asshole John Dingell wanted.

Fucking ridiculous. And no one to question, lest they be called racist.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (lg/F7)

50 Could've just told the kids that Santa had died of COVID.

Dude's over a thousand years old, after all, and is a heavy drinker and smoker to boot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (6dXV7)

51 The left kills fun where ever it goes. It kills the joy and then it taxes it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (85Gof)

52 Can we leave the house yet, Mommy?

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (JIxk0)

53 FUN FACT: Santa licks the doorknobs at every house he visits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)

Nah - sticks them up his ass - then they'll smell like Christmas 2020!

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)

54 Not a single nood down below.
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)


Yes there was.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

55 At Christmas my Obamabot brother wore the damn mask at all times inside the house where we were. Every time I looked at him I felt like smacking him upside the head and screaming "Get a hold of yourself!" These fucking people live in a completely different world.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (xPl2J)

56 >>>Time to direct NORAD's radar toward Big Mike's crotch -- the time for guessing is long over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxl

Six inches or nine?

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (QCc6B)

57 They're really trying hard to make this the new normal aren't they?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (nxdel)

And from where I am reporting (Front Range CO), it has been wildly successful. I try like hell not to let it bother me, but I simply cannot. the mask has become a talisman, a badge of compliance. But I am the idiot for not complying.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (x8Wzq)

58 >>content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge1


Gotta admit. I'm kind of jealous.

Posted by: Famous WW II Battle at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (q0ZGg)

59 St. Nico was too busy trying to keep girls off the pole to worry about these stupid muzzle hysterics. Real life problems.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (UoX+r)

60 Blitzer has the appearance of someone intelligent but is anything but.

Posted by: Augustine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (BDZWU)

61
Since when did Santa Clause become a "jolly old elf"?

Posted by: Cicero


Yeah.
This is what you get when you have the chinese govt write all your news copy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (W6Jq2)

62 That's the dumbest looking Santa I've ever seen. The mask looks aluminum siding, and Santa's arms are too short / foreshortened. He's got T-rex arms.

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (786Ro)

63 Good grief! This has got to stop.

BTW whoever mentioned utilities pushing "efficiency" - thanks! I picked up my stopped mail and had an Energy Report from the natural gas provider. I, too, am in the "good" category but not at peak efficiency. Ha ha.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (/+bwe)

64 Only a complete Karen wears a mask when they are alone in a vehicle.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (946rW)

65 It's a shame Santa couldn't just hire everyone as active participants in his show and get the SNL exemption.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (2HIdp)

66 Where asshoe?

There, Wolfe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (3H9h1)

67 Not a single nood down below.
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)



They were fast asleep in their beds.
In the hope that St. Nicholas soon would be dead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (guGkK)

68 Time to direct NORAD's radar toward Big Mike's crotch -- the time for guessing is long over.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)


We've got SIGNAL! That's a big missile.

Posted by: NORAD HQ at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (F0YaR)

69 Wolf Blitzer got run over by a reindeer, just to see him die.

Posted by: teh wind at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (fVZkX)

70 In another world, alpha Wolf Blitzer would have been challenged and forced to submit to a pregnant she-bitch from the pack in labor with 7 pups.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (WOYcU)

71 CNN - The biggest Joke in the Joke business.



And now crushing FNC. That is the best laugh.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

72
It's Prancer wot gets the young ladies' inhibitions dropped, IYKWIMAIKTYD!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (pNxlR)

73 I was at a Jingle Mingle on Christmas night and not a single mask on the 40+ guests. Doubt if Santa would have worn one, either.

Posted by: EveR at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (DsGxB)

74 I think Clement Moore is responsible for the "jolly old elf" heresy.

St. Nicholas of Myra needs to come back and punch him in the face.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (6dXV7)

75 >>I am the idiot for not complying.


*Solidarity Fist*

Fuck these people and their willingness to comply.

I don't care about me and I am not going to be forced to pretend to care about you.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (q0ZGg)

76 Only a complete Karen wears a mask when they are alone in a vehicle.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (946rW)

Or someone who has terrrible terrible terrible gas

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (85Gof)

77 Not a single nood down below.

Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)



Yes there was.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.

Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)

78 @48

Yes, it's true.

Apparently we have reached the Curly Shuffle phase of America's denouement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (ikm0a)

79 Parents who lost their livelihoods over this nonsense have a built in excuse now.

Sorry honey, no presents this year. Santa got the Covid and the Canadian Air Force shot him down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)

80 A utility can push efficiency cheaper than infrastructure.

Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (ZfRYq)

81 Blitzer has the appearance of someone intelligent but is anything but.
Posted by: Augustine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (BDZWU)

You, sir, have not witnessed his Celebrity Jeopardy performance which confirmed his truly TV genius status!

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (w2LAm)

82 Wolfie just loves him the communist talisman.

Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (W4eKo)

83 The group filed the lawsuit against Pence in his capacity as vice president in a federal Texas court. The lawsuit reportedly asks for the judge to overturn Trump's losses in battleground states.

Along with Gohmert and Arizona Republican Party Chairwoman Kelli Ward, Students for Trump COO Tyler Bowyer, Arizona Republican Party Executive Director Greg Safsten and Maricopa County Republicans Second Vice Chair Nancy Cottle are asking federal Judge Jeremy Kernodle to let Pence declare who the electors are on Jan. 6, according to The Daily Beast.

Gohmert's office did not immediately respond to the Daily Caller when asked about the lawsuit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

84 That is Jeopardy Champion Wolf Blitzer.


Wifey was telling me yesterday that she is done with one of her favorite shows (This Is Us). Apparently the first episode of the new season had all the characters wearing masks and freaking out about the Covids. And episode two was all about St. George Floyd the Hooper.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (1/FyW)

85 I always thought Wolf Blitzer was a damned Nazi-sounding name for a Jewish guy.

I mean, doesn't it sound like the name of a Nazi character in a badly-written comic?

I can't slam him too hard, as that apparently is his actual birth name, but still.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (6dXV7)

86

Wolf said, On behalf of Santa and everyone here we want to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday season. Even on Christmas eve they can't or won't say Christmas. I'll bet they had no trouble saying Kwanzaa

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Da9Bj)

87 These people are retarded. And I apologize to retards.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (2sCft)

88
Grandma didn't wear a mask at Wal-Mart
Shopping round for our house Christmas Eve
You might think there's no such thing as COVID
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (JIxk0)

89 We've sent Wolf Blitzer a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. Let's see how excited he gets when he decodes the message, "Drink More Ovaltine"!

Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (OMsf+)

90 Wolf Blitzer got run over by a reindeer, just to see him die.
Posted by: teh wind at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (fVZkX)

Their stuck in Folsom Prison now...they hang their antlers and cry....

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (w2LAm)

91
I always thought Wolf Blitzer was a damned Nazi-sounding name for a Jewish guy.


Blitzer, She-Wolf of the SS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (pNxlR)

92 > You, sir, have not witnessed his Celebrity Jeopardy performance which confirmed his truly TV genius status!

I didn't see it either. Did Sean Connery make him his bitch?

I only recall one guy who ever impressed me in the slightest on Celebrity Jeopardy. That was Oliver Stone. Sure, he's a whackjob, but he's a reasonably smart one -- at least by the standards of the other celebrities he was competing against.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (6dXV7)

93 FUN FACT: Santa licks the doorknobs at every house he visits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)

Don't think about the backwash in EVERY glass of milk he drinks. And those cookies he doesn't eat? The ones you left out for them? No, don't put them back in the jar. Just. Don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (oQ94s)

94 Santa does not need a mask. He's a saint. A SAINT!

But that brings religion into it, in a good way, which is totally taboo on XiNN.

Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (AMIL/)

95 Santa is from Majorca.

Posted by: It all adds up at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)

96 well, the "elites" couldn't get the fly over boobs to give up their Christmas fixation, so they will use the ChiCom Crud to destroy it, as they are for everything else they hate.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (3iPM6)

97
We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)


What, no nooses?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

98 > Santa is from Majorca.

I believe that in some of the Nordic countries, they do in fact believe that Santa lives in Spain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (6dXV7)

99 I always thought Wolf Blitzer was a damned Nazi-sounding name for a Jewish guy.


The family name was Mincer but his agent thought it was too gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (guGkK)

100 Blitzer wouldn't know Santa if he crawled up his ass so far he waived to him in the mirror through his teeth.

We had well over 10 people for Christmas. No masks, no bullshit.

Remember two weeks? Remember once we get a vaccine? Now it's gee we have no idea when forces mask compliance will end.

How about this? Stick your mask up your ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BvKrx)

101 >>What, no nooses?


That Good Gnews!

Posted by: Gary Gnu at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (q0ZGg)

102 The least false CNN story in years.

Posted by: It all adds up at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BRkq2)

103 I hope he brought coal to blitzer all the Democrats especialy Joe Biden and his son Hunter and all liberals and Hollywood screwballs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (FLiOE)

104 "What, no nooses?"

Where?

Posted by: 12 bored FIB agents at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (SWbVS)

105 Santa is from Majorca.
Posted by: It all adds up



Santa = Spanish for "saint", feminine

Just like Hilaria Baldwin

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (786Ro)

106 That was Oliver Stone. Sure, he's a whackjob, but he's a reasonably smart one -- at least by the standards of the other celebrities he was competing against.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (6dXV7)

Welp - Wolf was not a smart one - he had trouble reciting his name much less answer question like where is Germany or can you name a fruit that is red...etc.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (w2LAm)

107 I am so so so sick of all this. We've been watching a lot of Pluto TV, and there are just non-stop Covid commercials.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)

Ohio has one with a bunch of weepy nurses. My anger level maxes out when I see it.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (WVeiZ)

108 This is obvious but bears repeating. There is an entire swath of people- and there always has been - who are afflicted by a psychological disorder in which they derive pleasure from telling other people what to do. From the size of your soda to the type of light bulb, it's always been present. It's just reached Olympian proportions now.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)

109 Good news, Kid -

I'm wearing a rubber.


Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Santa Banging Your Mom at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (q0ZGg)

110 I always thought Wolf Blitzer was a damned Nazi-sounding name for a Jewish guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (6dXV7)

I LOVED the old Wolf Blitzer game for PC, back in the day. You'd open a door, and there'd be a nazi or a dog behind it... lots of fun.

I know they improved the graphics, to hyper-realistic, but I just could not get into the newer versions on Xbox or Playstation.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (oQ94s)

111 Depending on your Santa mythology he is say 200 or 400 years old, whatever, but he wouldn't carry a virus since he can't die and has magic. But those effing elves, they carry all kinds of nastiness.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)

112 We at least have the consolation that Wolf Blitzer probably hates himself.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)

113 As people said in the eighties, "Gag me with a spoon."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (+lVUW)

114
Scott Adams is a dumb shit.
There's no chinese virus bullshit he doesn't agree with.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (W6Jq2)

115 This is obvious but bears repeating. There is an entire swath of people- and there always has been - who are afflicted by a psychological disorder in which they derive pleasure from telling other people what to do. From the size of your soda to the type of light bulb, it's always been present. It's just reached Olympian proportions now.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)


Bears repeating.

Baylor's mascot is the Bears.

Woman with Baylor mask attacks woman in store.

It all fits now....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

116 My nieces play the online game called Roblox. In the game, the kids can choose for their avatars to wear a mask. smh

Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)

117 @83...whatever Gohmert is cooking up is probably doomed to failure. But on Jan 6, if Pence is inclined not to accept electors from states which send competing lists of electors he'd have to have a good reason not to, since statutory law (Electoral Count Act) is pretty clear that the slate certified by the governor must be counted. On-going litigation might be a good reason.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (evxBY)

118 We at least have the consolation that Wolf Blitzer probably hates himself.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)

Then we have something in common.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (KnJdm)

119 > But those effing elves, they carry all kinds of nastiness.

Note that you rarely see any female elves in Santa's workshop.

Maybe the rest of the year Santa rents it out as a spa for people like Obama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (6dXV7)

120 We at least have the consolation that Wolf Blitzer probably hates himself.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)

True story, word is he has THE worst breath of anybody in the history of television.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

121
Well, if you've watched The Year Without Santa Claus, you'd know Santa can get sick.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (W6Jq2)

122 The neat trick would be to hand ol' Wolfie an air-impermeable mask. And then rivet the straps to his skull.

Might not be able to stop the covid, but it'd stand a damn good chance of stopping his continued stupidity.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (QzJWU)

123 But those effing elves, they carry all kinds of nastiness.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)


At the little people conventions, the Lollipop Guild guys are always the worst. They'll stick their dicks in anything.

Posted by: Dorothy Gale at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (guGkK)

124 NORAD provides Santa updates for radio stations every Christmas Eve. We carried them, and a mask was never mentioned.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (A9SF5)

125 A jolly old elf would never have clocked Arias at the Council of Nicaea.

He would never have allowed anyone, anywhere, to take even the slightest glory from his Lord either, particularly not in his name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

126 As people said in the eighties, "Gag me with a spoon."
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (+lVUW)


One of the best bass lines in music.

https://youtu.be/p-LArv-sEQU

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

127 I always wear a mask...on my dick!...What? how do you guys wear em?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)

128 If Santa looted the bad children's houses instead of giving them coal he'd be cool with no mask though right?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (qlFIA)

129 > I LOVED the old Wolf Blitzer game for PC

Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.

The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)

130 You know who doesn't wear a mask ... the Krampus.

Posted by: Judge Holden at December 28, 2020 05:54 PM (QUHf8)

131 My nieces play the online game called Roblox. In the game, the kids can choose for their avatars to wear a mask. smh

Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)

This is so far beyond stupid. Aside from the obvious, avatars were intended to give meaningful and memorable "faces" to faceless online interactions.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:54 PM (KnJdm)

132
Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.

The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)


Mein LEBIN!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Let face it, this generation of kids growing up is going to be so badly fucked up its going to be 45% nonfunctional shut ins, 25% serial killers, 20% two souled dragonkin-cat people, 8 slightly functional, and 2% other.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (cGlgB)

134 they derive pleasure from telling other people what to do. From the size of your soda to the type of light bulb, it's always been present. It's just reached Olympian proportions now.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)

And this is the genesis of the HOA.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (x8Wzq)

135 CNN's reporting on where Santa is is in line with all of CNN's news reporting.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (4a9Vv)

136 As someone said "funny how resist became comply so quickly."

Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (qlTN9)

137 "Wearing a mask AND a bra, but mostly a bra ..."

Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (j+GpB)

138 I LOVED the old Wolf Blitzer game for PC
-----------
Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.

The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)

Heh, you were close: Wolfenstein.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (oQ94s)

139 OANN is returning a "Forbidden" message.
WTF?

Posted by: MarkY at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+yNXF)

140 '50s: Fly Me To the Moon

'80s: Gag me with a spoon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)

141 34 Oy. Let kids have their childhood, doggone it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)

Or don't and then be shocked when 20 years from now they are all voting to put "old people" on to ice flows, with "old" being a moving number.

Because teaching people to dehumanize other people has never turned out badly in the past.

Posted by: Bete at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Ojki1)

142 36 Well, I mean if you're going to lie to children right in their face that a fat elf gives them the presents you buy, why not claim he's wearing a mask? Why is the one stupid evil lie worse than the other?
- -

And, he knows if you have been good or bad...it is almost made out to be a replacement for something infinitely more important. Culture is a strong influencer.

Posted by: Yet another dude in AZ at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (GhOiZ)

143 >Nah - sticks them up his ass - then they'll smell like Christmas 2020!
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)

The coal kids got it easy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (CNJ+s)

144 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)

Mein LEBIN!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Here, lemme just go ahead and help meself to this plate of food on the floor.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)

145 I always wear a mask...on my dick!...What? how do you guys wear em?


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)

I think Jewells was working up a whole line of fashion accessories at one time. I wonder what happened to that.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (KnJdm)

146 I always wear a mask...on my dick!...What? how do you guys wear em?


That makes it a codpiece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)

147 > The coal kids got it easy.

Punchline to an old joke:

"That dumbass is out there picking watermelons."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:57 PM (6dXV7)

148 "Wearing a mask AND a bra, but mostly a bra ..."
Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (j+GpB)


Mmmmmm. Boobs.....

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

149 >>>
'80s: Gag me with a spoon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)


'90s There is no spoon

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (UoX+r)

150
Here, lemme just go ahead and help meself to this plate of food on the floor.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)


Yum! Dog food!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Somebody earlier wanted the video of the gal who's HAD it with masks, schooling her Karens:

https://tinyurl.com/yczaovl4

Posted by: Sal at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (KTdeA)

152 127 I always wear a mask...on my dick!...What? how do you guys wear em?


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)

The problem comes in when you wear it when nobody is around...

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (ynpvh)

153 Santa did not wear a mask for real plagues over the ages ... why would he need one for Covid, which is not very lethal at all?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (Cus5s)

154 ok, but should they not have had a Christian deliver that message?

Posted by: Avi at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (dHrq/)

155 133 Let face it, this generation of kids growing up is going to be so badly fucked up its going to be 45% nonfunctional shut ins, 25% serial killers, 20% two souled dragonkin-cat people, 8 slightly functional, and 2% other.

Posted by: Drew in MO at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (cGlgB)

__________


"Feature, not bug, comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (j+GpB)

156 116 My nieces play the online game called Roblox. In the game, the kids can choose for their avatars to wear a mask. smh

Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)

There was a Roblox-like game my younger one used. You could create your own characters, and he created one that was...nude. Got him banned.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

157 I used to think the Media was composed solely of mercenaries for hire. The horrible thought that they believe what they say has been growing in me of late.Or, just prostitutes.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:02 PM (bCLt0)

158 Santa shouldn't go to work if he has symptoms.

Posted by: OCBill at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Ij9pi)

159 Free your face, and your mind will follow.

Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (qKckY)

160 The mask is not about a disease. It is about obedience.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (bCLt0)

161 The Media is composed of spies.

Treat accordingly. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (walrD)

162 158 Santa shouldn't go to work if he has symptoms.

Posted by: OCBill at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Ij9pi)

Santa would be a super-spreader. Think of all the houses he travels to. Probably has more STDs than Bill Clinton.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

163 medical sharia law

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (DjiZK)

164 I think Jewells was working up a whole line of fashion accessories at one time.

I don't think I was ever working on masks for dicks.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (nxdel)

165 We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)


Wouldn't be much of a blog otherwise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F0YaR)

166 >>>My nieces play the online game called Roblox. In the game, the kids can choose for their avatars to wear a mask. smh
Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)

My twin boys are experts at making the most grotesque deformed obnoxious avatars in Roblox. It's like a super power.

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (QCc6B)

167 If Santa gives it to elves, is that elf abuse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (walrD)

168 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.

-
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

169 164 I think Jewells was working up a whole line of fashion accessories at one time.

I don't think I was ever working on masks for dicks.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (nxdel)

Top hats and googly eyes

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (nakwk)

170 Somebody earlier wanted the video of the gal who's HAD it with masks, schooling her Karens:

https://tinyurl.com/yczaovl4
Posted by: Sal at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (KTdeA)


"You're willing to go out and risk OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!"

"You're an idiot and should lock yourself in a closet somewhere."

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Free your face, and your mind will follow.

Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (qKckY)


Oh shit -- Now we're mis-citing Paula Abdul lyrics.

The END is nigh. Or neigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (F0YaR)

172 165 We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.

Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)



Wouldn't be much of a blog otherwise.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F0YaR)

Sounds like Hunter's day off, sans coke.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

173 We can likely all show anecdotal evidence that masks do not prevent the Rona.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)

174 Santa did not wear a mask for real plagues over the ages ... why would he need one for Covid, which is not very lethal at all?

I have been asking the Chesterton's Fence question for some time: If masks are so effective, why has no civilization in any culture over all of human history made mask wearing a basic defense against diseases both great and small?

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)

175 Duke University has announced the creation of a new Minor in Inequality Studies, which will be overseen by a professor who recently called for $12 trillion in reparations for African-Americans.

Oh yeah that Study will bring in the big bucks after they gadiate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)

176 I'm actually surprised no one came up with a masked Holy Family Nativity this year.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

177 Top hats and googly eyes

Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (nakwk)

I'm not the only one who was looking forward to them.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)

178 174 Santa did not wear a mask for real plagues over the ages ... why would he need one for Covid, which is not very lethal at all?



I have been asking the Chesterton's Fence question for some time:
If masks are so effective, why has no civilization in any culture over
all of human history made mask wearing a basic defense against diseases
both great and small?

Posted by: Doctor, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)

Because disease was caused by demons and bad humors. Masks don't work on those. Come to think of it, doesn't work so well on virii either.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

179 I have been asking the Chesterton's Fence question for some time: If masks are so effective, why has no civilization in any culture over all of human history made mask wearing a basic defense against diseases both great and small?
Posted by: Doctor ... Penguin ... President Elect


Knowledge and logic are tools of the cis-, white, humankin patriarchy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (LPnfS)

180 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.

-
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, and people think we're crazy when we say these people are trying to kill off 90% of the population.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (oQ94s)

181 Top hats and googly eyes

Hmm maybe.. lol.. hey I got a hold of the dude about the leather branding kit. So.. step one!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (nxdel)

182 '80s: Gag me with a spoon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)


'90s There is no spoon

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (UoX+r)

__________


00's: Guns are as responsible for shootings as spoons are for Rosie O'Donnell being fat

Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (j+GpB)

183 On this night, on this night, on this very Covid night
Krampus masked and he smacked and he murdered left and right

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (q3IVG)

184 Shit Insom.. my eyesight is so horrid. I meant that for hogmartin.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (nxdel)

185 Wolf's still smarting from the beatdown Nancy put on him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (DMUuz)

186 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.


Ok. If this is what they're going to do, I'm going to call for the killing of Gates.

He can NOT be allowed to do ANTHING close to this.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.

-
Bill has gone full Bond villain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

188 Wolf Blitzer would benefit from have a Christmas tree shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)

189 > Santa did not wear a mask for real plagues over the ages ...

Santa in one of those beaked plague doctor masks would look pretty cool, though. Maybe red leather.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (6dXV7)

190 Hmm maybe.. lol.. hey I got a hold of the dude about the leather branding kit. So.. step one!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (nxdel)


Just great. Jewells has discovered "slap hot iron to it" as a fashion statement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (F0YaR)

191 187 Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



-

Bill has gone full Bond villain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

:::waiting for diamond lazer from space:::

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

192 So, what altitude was he at, and how on earth can any virus get all the way up there? Also, you know Santa is immortal, right? I mean, he has been around for centuries. So, he does not get sick, and has no need of a mask.

That even assumes masks do anything useful, they stop droplets, which fall to the ground immediately and harmlessly, but do not stop aerosols, which is how the virus spreads.

Posted by: Nightfall at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (NuOWG)

193 A New Christmas Story

Santa visited the children to hear what they wanted for Christmas. One child had COVID-19 and accidentally slobbered on Santa's whiskers. Santa returned to the North Pole unaware he had become a super-spreader. While prepping his sleigh, he sneezed on Rudolph who then sneezed on all the other reindeer. Well, they all got sick. As they approached Kaffeklubben Island on Christmas Eve, they all started wheezing and promptly died. Santa's sleigh fell to Earth. There were no survivors.

And that's why there's no gifts for Christmas anymore.

Thanks a lot, little kid. You killed Santa.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (HhXSr)

194 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)


These billionaire egomaniacs are really turning into Bond villains.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (Da9Bj)

195 188 Wolf Blitzer would benefit from have a Christmas tree shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)

Not my choice for a Christmas angel.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

196 188 Wolf Blitzer would benefit from have a Christmas tree shoved up his ass.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)


Go on...

Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (PiwSw)

197 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Mars at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (guGkK)

198 By the way, Wolf, that wasn't coal in your stocking.

Posted by: Rudolf Runs On Chipotle's at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (WLHrn)

199 Gates needs a hobby.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)

200 >> Back in the day, NORAD was concerned with the thermonuclear arsenal of the USSR.

Now they're concerned about an imaginary character wearing a fucking mask.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (0FTCx)

201 Gates needs a hobby.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)



Sterilizing Africans isn't so fun once the novelty wears off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (guGkK)

202 News Guest: "It's what's known as the 'Helsinki Syndrome.'"

Wolf Blitzer: "As in Helsinki, Sweden."

News Guest: "Finland....."

Wolf Blitzer: ............

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

203 I'm actually surprised no one came up with a masked Holy Family Nativity this year.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:08 PM


You can get a masked version of the traditional Catalonian cagador to put at the back of the scene.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (DMUuz)

204 If Santa gives it to elves, is that elf abuse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (walrD)

What is, things not to do a google image search for, I'll take "The Internet is Glory-holeous" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (oQ94s)

205 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."
---
Isn't this the set up for the 2nd Highlander movie?

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (q3IVG)

206 @disclosetv

NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



-

Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

The globe hasn't warmed in over a decade.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (946rW)

207 Growing up, we were so poor, my brothers and I would be very naughty in the hopes of getting coal in our stockings so we could have heat.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)

208 News Guest: "It's what's known as the 'Helsinki Syndrome.'"

Wolf Blitzer: "As in Helsinki, Sweden."

News Guest: "Finland....."

Wolf Blitzer: ............
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)



"Really? When did they move it?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (guGkK)

209 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere...

Bill has gone full Bond villain.


I'd say he's gone full idiot. He'll be walking around with tissue boxes on his feet soon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (HhXSr)

210 Gates IS in Mordor, apparently.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)

211 I'm old enough to remember when dust in the air from nuclear weapons caused a new ice age. Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's give them All The Things.

Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (QCc6B)

212 Aww...if only PDT had listened to George Clooney he would have beat Dementia Joe:

https://tinyurl.com/y9sxtnuy

He just needed to be pro-mask.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

213 Bill needs to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.


Back from the range. Friend's kid zeroed his rifle. I'll write it up and send it to Weasel for a gub thread submission.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (VcFUs)

214 here's my dick, Wolf, and it ain't wearing no mask

Posted by: Commander of Karens at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (oAY8z)

215 >>NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.

In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)

216 Gates needs a hobby.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)

Well, Epstein is "dead" so he can't go visit him in New Mexico anymore.

So it's our fault, really. For being such prudes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (oQ94s)

217 Growing up, we were so poor, my brothers and I would be very naughty in
the hopes of getting coal in our stockings so we could have heat.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)

You had stockings?

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (KnJdm)

218 Wait. Do any of us peons get a say on what kind of shit Bill Gates is going to dump into our atmosphere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)

219 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



LOLWUT?

Posted by: Dinosaurs at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (1/FyW)

220 Growing up, we were so poor, my brothers and I would be very naughty in the hopes of getting coal in our stockings so we could have heat.

You had stockings? Lucky. Santa just threw the coal at our heads as he was passing by.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (nxdel)

221 Gates needs a hobby.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)


I call for "dodging 7.62 x 39."

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

222 Wolf Blitzer would benefit from have a Christmas tree shoved up his ass.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM


I don't wear chaps for purely aesthetic reasons, you know.

Posted by: Wolf B. at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (DMUuz)

223 218 Wait. Do any of us peons get a say on what kind of shit Bill Gates is going to dump into our atmosphere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)

Probably shit.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

224 Wait, a guy who has been alive for a few hundred years is suddenly susceptible to viruses?

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (j4lGS)

225
Duke University has announced the creation of a new Minor in Inequality Studies, which will be overseen by a professor who recently called for $12 trillion in reparations for African-Americans.

Oh yeah that Study will bring in the big bucks after they gadiate
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Corporations will be forced to hire them. Each company will have its own inequality officer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

226 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



Something's up. The Dukes are trying to corner the Lemon Pledge market!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (guGkK)

227 Wait. Do any of us peons get a say on what kind of shit Bill Gates is going to dump into our atmosphere?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)


Biden will make him a climate czar.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

228 Hmm maybe.. lol.. hey I got a hold of the dude about the leather branding kit. So.. step one!

Jewells45, look around on this site. I started a custom leather business from what I learned there. Resources and very generous tips on techniques.

leatherworker.net

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (+ya+t)

229 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."
---
Isn't this the set up for the 2nd Highlander movie?
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (q3IVG)

I dunno, but Snowpiercer.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (oQ94s)

230 I don't care about me and I am not going to be forced to pretend to care about you.

"Wear a mask because it shows that you care" is what they say.

"Care about what?"

Because if you care about other people, stalking, hectoring and assaulting them to force compliance is an F'd up way to show that you care for me, therefore the "care" part is that they care about their narcissism and image.

the statement "To show that you care" is pure, unadulterated virtue signaling, for there is no other way to understand that platitude.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (C+evo)

231 Disclose.tv
@disclosetv

NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.





LOLWUT?

Posted by: Dinosaurs at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (1/FyW)

Not to worry. He'll be dead before he gets something off the ground without it crashing every few hours.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

232 What we need is a new Ice Age! Population control, FTW!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)

233
Corporations will be forced to hire them. Each company will have its own inequality officer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

If applicant is white. Do. Not. Hire.

That right there is an inequality. Where's my fooking diploma?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (VcFUs)

234 Wait, a guy who has been alive for a few hundred years is suddenly susceptible to viruses?
textbook asymp tomatic super spreader

Posted by: Wisdom of Fauci at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (v3pYe)

235 120 We at least have the consolation that Wolf Blitzer probably hates himself.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)

True story, word is he has THE worst breath of anybody in the history of television.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

You'd think that $$$ could fix that.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (o4czV)

236 An lo, an angel of the Lord appeared. The glory of the Lord was round about them and they were sore afraid.

Fear not, for I bring you good tidings of great joy! Here's a box of masks. 'Sall good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)

237 Wolf Blitzer.

Gay porn name.

Partners up with Dick Wolf.

The Cock Wolf of Wall Street.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

238 231 Not to worry. He'll be dead before he gets something off the ground without it crashing every few hours.


Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

Windows...in Space...Oh God.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

239 Fundamentally unserious. One wonders who dresses these life forms. They ARE proof that breathing is involuntary, however.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (KATBx)

240 Gates does not really undrsand meteorology, does he?

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

241
What we need is a new Ice Age! Population control, FTW!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)


Yeah, and imagine if we had a major event like, oh, the Yellowstone Caldera getting 'splody at the same time.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

242 Wait. Do any of us peons get a say on what kind of shit Bill Gates is going to dump into our atmosphere?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)

All I can say is, it's understandable if you came into 2020 not being a conspiracy theorist. It's not if you are going out as a non-believer in all of it. Or at least being open to ALL of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (oQ94s)

243 >>NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of
tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global
warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by
the billionaire.



In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third
world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because
he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)

They focus-grouped the acronym BSOD for the project, but people had an unnatural aversion to it.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (KnJdm)

244 Not Santa. The real Santa wears a Red MAGA mask, not that sissy U.N. mask.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (em79L)

245 Headlines:

Bill Gates - 2021 climate hero! Has Answer for Global Warming!

Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)

246 unsockening

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (oAY8z)

247 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."


How about if we use these coal-dust delivery things called "smokestacks", and they are part of huge coal burning power plants that generate electricity?

Can actually be a profitable thing, rather than a bio-hack that may not be reversible and may cause the deaths of billions of people and most living things.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (C+evo)

248 Gates does not really undrsand meteorology, does he?
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)


He needs acquainted with gravity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (89T5c)

249 "...overseen by a professor who recently called for $12 trillion in reparations for African-Americans."

Sure. Why not.

But make the amount more reasonable. A nice, round kajillion bajillion dollars seems about right.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (HhXSr)

250 I'm actually surprised no one came up with a masked Holy Family Nativity this year.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh

The eye of the beholder.

https://bit.ly/34RyWev

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

251 Fundamentally unserious. One wonders who dresses these life forms. They ARE proof that breathing is involuntary, however.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (KATBx)


Wolf Blitzer has a certificate on his refrigerator. He's one of the top 100%.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (t+qrx)

252 240 Gates does not really undrsand meteorology, does he?
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

He needs gravity lessons, from 1,000 feet AGL.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (VcFUs)

253 240 Gates does not really undrsand meteorology, does he?

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

Nothing like a good Toba-level eruption to fix global warming climate change. Worked 75K years ago...

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

254 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."



Nuking Peking it is then!

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (yQpMk)

255 Horde. Mind.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (bCLt0)

256 218 Wait. Do any of us peons get a say on what kind of shit Bill Gates is going to dump into our atmosphere?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)

No?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (o4czV)

257 My favorite Bill Gates story involves Doyle Brunson.

Doyle, who wrote Super System, a literal foundational bible of poker play, was playing one night in a NL cash game at the Bellagio...

when Bill Gates, sitting at a 1-4-8-8 table, spotted him. Bill decides to mosey over to the Big Dog table and asks Doyle to autograph his copy of SS.

Doyle sez "Sure, as long as you buy into this game for a quarter million."...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (F0YaR)

258 If Russia, Canada, and Scandinavia support Bill Gates' dust project, that's your clue that it isn't about lowering temperatures.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (KfC1e)

259 ... to "dim the sun"...

That is really going to be a shot in the arm for the solar energy industry.

For a billionaire, Gates is truly evil.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (C+evo)

260 215 >>NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.

In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)

That's cute you think it'll be just third world countries that get hit.

Posted by: The Dust Bowl-tanned, ready, rested and up for round 2 at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (Ojki1)

261 Gates does not really undrsand meteorology, does he?
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

No, I'm sure he does. To an extent.

Seriously, I can't recommend strongly enough, LISTEN to these people. They're telling us what the plan is.

Population is the "problem." We've got to go. Not all of us, just most of us.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (oQ94s)

262 Here's something to speculate about--posit that man is actually able to initiate global cooling by some process, how do you go about reversing that process?

Or would that not have been considered?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (KATBx)

263 we need a good old Chixculub meteor to fix this warmening thingy.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)

264 NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.



Wait! Lemme get this straight....
All the pollution in the atmosphere is caused by humans and is killing the planet by causing climate change. So, to fix it, he's gonna dump more pollution into the atmosphere?

Well, I guess its different since that creepy motherfucker ain't human.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)

265 I'm becoming more and more convinced that Bill Gates is going to be involved in fulfilling Biblical prophecies.

Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 06:25 PM (S8ePJ)

266 The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast, and its kingdom was plunged into darkness. People gnawed their tongues in agony and cursed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, but they refused to repent of what they had done.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

267 Bill Gates blocks the sun.

Plants the world over DIE.

Food sources wither away.

Humans experience massive Vitamin D deficiency, die from common cold.

Nice job, you fucking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)

269 Dartist!!! Thanks! I will be spending my morning there tomorrow. I'm just getting into this but so far I really like working with leather. I have a lot to learn so this looks like a great site to learn from.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (nxdel)

270 Who the fuck names their kid "Wolf"? Musta hated the kid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof)

271 Well, I guess its different since that creepy motherfucker ain't human.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)


His wife is a piece of work, too. She's angry that Americans are getting the vaccine before the rest of the world.


Two unattractive, self-important people with extreme wealth and power.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

272 Sure. Why not.

But make the amount more reasonable. A nice, round kajillion bajillion dollars seems about right.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (HhXSr)

What is money, except what we say it is.

So yeah, let's throw another several trillion onto the fire.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (oQ94s)

273 245 Headlines:

Bill Gates - 2021 climate hero! Has Answer for Global Warming!

Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)

And given an award from us, but not the highest cause his body count ust doesn't match where we want it to be.

Posted by: Nobel Committee at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Ojki1)

274 It could be our biggest theats are the Gates' and the Zuckerbergs' of the world. Drunk with power, lacking humanity. Sounds like someone else, come to think of it.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

275 Bill Gates can kiss my ass. I've spent the last 3 days doing Fall prep for our garden. My job was shut down 2 weeks because of, well, you know what. I'm counting on some dust free Sunlight for my veggies come Summer time.
The world has gone completely bat shit crazy. Lock and load.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (OVrj9)

276 Blocking the sun is one of the plot points in how the ridiculous inefficient "use people as batteries" idea in the Matrix. Because the robots were all solar powered, remember? Best not to think too much about that storyline, just enjoy the punchy bits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

277 268 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)

Any sufficiently large event and I'm toast anyway. I'm like Lou, I take meds too.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

278 Wolf Blitzer always looks like he's disappointed in his lack of gloryhole time on the receiving end.

Cheer up Wolf!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (R/m4+)

279 Gates has gone from tilting at windmills to chasing the sun like Icarus.

Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (Ti+Tv)

280 Nice job, you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)

281 268 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)


Cheetos and Jiffy Mix.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

282 270 Who the fuck names their kid "Wolf"? Musta hated the kid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof)

Maybe something we don't know about his mother. Depends if he's an SOB.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

283 Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Posted by: Bill Gates at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

284
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)


Why I'm this close to joining twatters and starting the #KillBillGates hashtag movement.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

285 270 Who the fuck names their kid "Wolf"? Musta hated the kid

It's probably short for Wolfgang as in Mozart.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:29 PM (lgiXo)

286 268 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
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I'd suggest a dry run of sorts. Try living on what is stockpiled for about a week. You'll find out real quick what you forgot to stockpile.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 28, 2020 06:29 PM (buTO7)

287 Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)

Why I'm this close to joining twatters and starting the #KillBillGates hashtag movement.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Might as well open that Parlor account, cuz you won't be on twatter very long.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (oQ94s)

288 We already knew that Wolf Blitzer was an idiot. It's probably good that I don't even know where to watch him being an idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (qQnCr)

289

well this football won't fuck itself

Posted by: the monkey at CNN at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (r4bSV)

290 Hey, I've got an idea! Let's destroy the sun! No more global warbling!

Posted by: Dementia Joe at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

291 Because after all, it's all about indoctrinating the kids by scaring the living shit out of them forcing them to comply to the most idiotic things.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Posted by: Bill Gates at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

And since the beginning of time, the Sun has not given a fuck about our feelings.

Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)

293 Who the fuck names their kid "Wolf"? Musta hated the kid


==

Short for Adolf...

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (zr5Kq)

294 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)


Get salt and spices, or that's gonna get old fast.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

295 @268
Yeah, a lot of people are seeing what's going on and wondering if the Deep State is weighing the, LET'S DO THIS, LET'S BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLIAGE!!!, option.

If I had one failing in all of this, it's that I wasn't cynical, paranoid or imaginative enough.

Lesson learned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ikm0a)

296
Might as well open that Parlor account, cuz you won't be on twatter very long.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (oQ94s)


If it save just one life.

One child......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

297 I'm like Lou, I take meds too.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:27
----------------------

You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ju2Fy)

298 I thought Al Gore had the globull warmering and rape all taken care of.

Did Al drop the ball?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (R/m4+)

299 So Gates is Jonesing for an extinction event. Cockroaches and opossums inherit the earth.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0)

300
well this football won't fuck itself
Posted by: the monkey at CNN at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (r4bSV)


This made me spew beer.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

301

you can still rock in America though

Posted by: Night Ranger at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (r4bSV)

302 276 Blocking the sun is one of the plot points in how the ridiculous
inefficient "use people as batteries" idea in the Matrix. Because the
robots were all solar powered, remember? Best not to think too much
about that storyline, just enjoy the punchy bits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

Yup. Pointed out that very issue to my wife when we first saw the movie. Power collection is never 100%, and using thermal power from something you have to feed is two steps too inefficient, not even counting all the infrastucture needed. The AIs would have been better off using geothermal power or nuclear power, unless they were retarded.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

303 245

1M would be a low estimate. By dimming the sun, crop failure would cause tens if not hundreds of millions of deaths. But as long as he gets his SJW social credit score up all worth it.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (kRraM)

304 Jmel: "Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse"

Don't forget water. Or water filtering implements. It is THE most important necessity.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (HhXSr)

305 Bill Gates is a self-obsessed asshat. His wife is a nerd hag. Neither one of them has a lick of common sense. Neither one of them can tell a good haircut from a poor one, or cares to listen to anyone who can.

They can both drown in cash and I wouldn't miss them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (qQnCr)

306 Wait a minute, they want to paid just for being black? And after we agreed to put Kwawnsa on the calendar?

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (em79L)

307 Hubby is stocking up on dry goods. Beans, rice, peanut butter. He is in terror of the coming collapse

Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
-----------------

My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

308 Duke University standing up "Inequality Studies"? Coach K's idea no doubt. Part of his Gen Z recruiting strategy.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (evxBY)

309 Covid can be caught by close proximity to reindeer. So says SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (kRraM)

310 So, if I phrase it like #KillBill, twatter will just think I'm a fan of Tarrantino, right?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Yup!

Highlander II The Quickening

In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield.

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (q3IVG)

312 I'm becoming more and more convinced that Bill Gates is going to be involved in fulfilling Biblical prophecies.
Posted by: AF

Death rides a pale jackass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

313 307

My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)

314 I am so glad Kidsharn and I went to the central Ohio mini-mome back in November. It was the most NORMAL thing I've done all year. A group of a dozen +/- people, standing around in the rain, talking, WITHOUT MASKS!

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (PzBTm)

315 Because disease was caused by demons and bad humors. Masks don't work on those. Come to think of it, doesn't work so well on virii either.

They definitely thought in terms of miasmas. The doctor mask with the beak full of flowers is evidence of that.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (C+evo)

316 My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)


Beef jerky, dry fish. Fish you can stick in boiling water, make..something. Fish soup !

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)

317 Duke University standing up "Inequality Studies"? Coach K's idea no doubt. Part of his Gen Z recruiting strategy.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (evxBY)


So, it's a class about the white, heterosexual Christian male and how they're the most oppressed in human history?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Bill Gates wants to shoot shiny sprinkles into the atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays away from earth.

Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)

319 My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)



So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)


Yep. No bread, pasta...but oddly, a small sweet potato is okay.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

320 303 245

1M would be a low estimate. By dimming the sun, crop failure would cause tens if not hundreds of millions of deaths. But as long as he gets his SJW social credit score up all worth it.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (kRraM)

It has yet to occur to these idiots that climate change is constant and ongoing. Without it, we would still be in an ice age.

What is the perfect temperature? Should we go back to the early Medieval warming period, when they grew grapes in Greenland? Or is the 10,000 years ago ice sheet period better? Who decides what is optimal?

Seems to me, if we can feed everyone on earth then probably it isn't too much of a threat to have the temperature go up a degree or two. MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS. Leave us the sun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (qQnCr)

321 I'm becoming more and more convinced that Bill Gates is going to be involved in fulfilling Biblical prophecies.
Posted by: AF

Death rides a pale jackass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Or in the case of Gates.... Death IS a pale jackass.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (Vxu+H)

322
318 Bill Gates wants to shoot shiny sprinkles into the atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays away from earth.

Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)


Uptwinkles!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)

323
The New Abnormal

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:36 PM (W6Jq2)

324 Dartist!!! Thanks! I will be spending my morning there tomorrow. I'm
just getting into this but so far I really like working with leather. I
have a lot to learn so this looks like a great site to learn from.

I think you'll find people like here, very eager to help and pass on any knowledge they have to help. Range of experience is from very new to old timers willing to pass on an old trade. I spent years there and is a never ending supply of inspiration. I hope you find some stuff you like.

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (+ya+t)

325 So my woke business affiliate was all over the masks in their commercials on day one.

The Ninny Nanny in charge was railing today about one of the employees who dared to have a birthday party for her husband over the holidays.

Employee being "counseled" *hint hint*about her inappropriate personal actions that could endanger the rest of the personnel.

No more privacy. No more personal life. That or live a life of lies to keep the "state" out of the loop.
The state has outsourced their tyranny to the employers. Just fk'd.

I am just about done here....

Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (wd72I)

326 319

So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)

Yep. No bread, pasta...but oddly, a small sweet potato is okay.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)


That DOES seem odd. Will have to research that.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

327 309 Covid can be caught by close proximity to reindeer. So says SCIENCE!!
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (kRraM)


Reindeer farts are apparently rather toxic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (qQnCr)

328 318 Bill Gates wants to shoot shiny sprinkles into the atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays away from earth.

Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)

Sparkling earth like those vampire's?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (lgiXo)

329 Bill Gates - 2021 climate hero! Has Answer for Global Warming!



Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.

Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)

WHO and the UN would give him a prize for killing the poors. You haven't seen Rachel Carson be anything but celebrated for getting DDT banned and many millions more have died of malaria than would have since then.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (946rW)

330 315 Because disease was caused by demons and bad humors. Masks don't work
on those. Come to think of it, doesn't work so well on virii either.



They definitely thought in terms of miasmas. The doctor mask with the beak full of flowers is evidence of that.





Posted by: Doctor , President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (C+evo)

Was also practical. Who wants to smell all that other stuff?

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

331 314 I am so glad Kidsharn and I went to the central Ohio mini-mome back in November. It was the most NORMAL thing I've done all year. A group of a dozen +/- people, standing around in the rain, talking, WITHOUT MASKS!
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (PzBTm)


{{{Rosasharn}}} it was so good to meet you and Kidsharn. Such lovely people.

We need to do this again.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (TdMsT)

332
Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are worse than Sam Jackson villain in that Kingsmen movie. Worse!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (W6Jq2)

333 Dry salt-cured herring, lasts forever and good with grits.

Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)

334
{{{Rosasharn}}} it was so good to meet you and Kidsharn. Such lovely people.

We need to do this again.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (TdMsT)


You're well traveled.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

335 I wonder if Gates has a Mr. Bigglesworth?

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (bCLt0)

336 320 ...It has yet to occur to these idiots that climate change is constant and ongoing. Without it, we would still be in an ice age.
---------------------

You can't argue with these people. Think of him as that Karen Nazi down page only with money.

Posted by: Ward at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (nzKWW)

337 Multiple Nobel Prize winner and top biochemist Linus Spauling, deeply concerned with stopping sickle cell anemia knew that two carriers of the "sickle gene" had a one in four chance of producing a child with the deadly disease.

His proposed remedy was to tattoo on the forehead carriers of the "sickle gene" so that when boy met girl, they would realize that a romantic relationship could never be.

He knew science, but he sure as hell didn't understand humanity, the heart and the soul.

These are the people dictating policy.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (C+evo)

338 I wonder if Gates has a Mr. Bigglesworth?
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (bCLt0)


"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your dickie for you, sir?"

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

339 Nood Advertising

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

340 Dry salt-cured herring, lasts forever and good with grits.


Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)


My husband can't have grits, either. It's killing his southern self. Pretty much he has to pretend cauliflower is rice and mashed potatoes. Barf.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

341
It's weird how we know this Trainwreck of a future is coming, fast, and we're all just waiting to see it.

Normal people in normal times wouldn't act like this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (W6Jq2)

342 333 Dry salt-cured herring, lasts forever and good with grits.
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)


Sounds like salt cod. Stuff is eternal too.

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)

343 Dry salt-cured herring, lasts forever and good with grits.




nothing is good with grits.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

344 cod is iffy. breeds maggots.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

345

at this point Climate Change is a religion


It needs to be treated as one

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (r4bSV)

346
You're well traveled.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

{{{Sponge}}}

I live in central Ohio, so I didn't have to travel too far!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)

347
{{{Sponge}}}

I live in central Ohio, so I didn't have to travel too far!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)


Ah....then the TxMoMe was your big travel time.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

348 344 cod is iffy. breeds maggots.
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

So THAT'S why the chowder was not a hit!

Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)

349 Sundown has the balls to accuses PDT of not cooporating with the transition, when he and the mahic negro did nothing but plot PDT's impeachment from before he was even sworn in. FUCK YOU sundown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

350 There is Japanese snack that consists of dry salty fish, kinda of flattened and smothered in teriyaki type sticky sauce, covered with sesame seeds. Very good.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

351 It's weird how we know this Trainwreck of a future is coming, fast, and we're all just waiting to see it.

Normal people in normal times wouldn't act like this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (W6Jq2)


I feel the same way.

That's why I want to go to DC on the 6th, so I can feel as if I something, no matter how small.

These are scary times. Satan is working hard.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (TdMsT)

352
Sundown has the balls to accuses PDT of not cooporating with the
transition, when he and the mahic negro did nothing but plot PDT's
impeachment from before he was even sworn in. FUCK YOU sundown

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)

Trump absolutely should not cooperate with this steal. I cosign on the fuck you to Gropey Joe.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (946rW)

353 So THAT'S why the chowder was not a hit!
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)


Yeah, need to pick those out of the pot.

Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

354
Ah....then the TxMoMe was your big travel time.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)


And the NOVA Mome. I drove there, and the drive kinda sucked. But the Mome was great!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)

355 Who decides what is optimal?

Apparently Plutocrats. Forget the nymph emerging from the waters bearing the sword that is given to the Chosen Leader, once your bank account reaches a certain level you transmogrify into an omniscient, omnipotent and infallible god.

Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (C+evo)

356 Can't see the trees during a landing! Pull up, pull up!

Posted by: Unkaren at December 28, 2020 06:45 PM (xR68f)

357
And the NOVA Mome. I drove there, and the drive kinda sucked. But the Mome was great!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)


We may have to try and make that one.....fo SHO!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Is Wolf his real name?

Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2020 06:46 PM (l3+k2)

359 Here's the best science available concerning global warming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfzcbS_0Qc

Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:47 PM (CZm2G)

360 Is Wolf his real name?
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2020 06:46 PM (l3+k2)

Where Wolf?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)

361 nooooooood

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 28, 2020 06:50 PM (r4bSV)

362 Nood Advertising

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:40
---------------
Missed the nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ju2Fy)

363 >>>nothing is good with grits.

*incredulous big-eyed stare*

Posted by: Shrimp at December 28, 2020 06:51 PM (BRkq2)

364 Am I allowed to mention that Wolf Blitzer is a J--, uh-hem, not-Christian? So he's commenting on Christmas for a country that still claims to be 90% Christian?

And it's not even his real name? I mean, it's an awfully BUTCH name, isn't it?

If you go for a super butch stage name, what does that say about a guy?

I guess in the next few nanoseconds the ultraChristian icon of Charlie Brown will manifest here as Charlie Brown's Dildo (oh, that's not anti-Christian at all, is it?) or maybe that Sefton fellow...

To ban me,

Because I love God and his Son Jesus Christ.

Fuck this gay Earth

Posted by: frank at December 28, 2020 06:53 PM (yDkKm)

365 I'm becoming more and more convinced that Bill Gates is going to be involved in fulfilling Biblical prophecies.
Posted by: AF

Wasn't there something out there a few years ago about Gates being The AntiChrist? My memory falls me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:54 PM (lgiXo)

366 You wouldn't need sparklies. Just let jets use high sulfur fuel at cruise altitude.

This article doesn't specifically cite high sulfur fuel, instead it calls for sulfuric acid which will then react with water and do the same thing, but I've read other articles that make the case pretty convincingly that simply going back to using high sulfur fuel would pretty much reverse global warming (if any).
https://tinyurl.com/yctluq9p

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 28, 2020 07:01 PM (buTO7)

367 To ban me,

Because I love God and his Son Jesus Christ.

Fuck this gay Earth

- -
Frank, Santa is about as Christian as some of your commentary.

Posted by: Yet another dude in AZ at December 28, 2020 07:02 PM (GhOiZ)

368 Wasn't there something out there a few years ago about Gates being The AntiChrist? My memory falls me.

Well he is definitely an antiChrist, as in "someone or something celebrated and worshipped in the place of Jesus Christ" but then so is Santa while we're on the topic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

369 Santa? Fake news

Posted by: Surellin at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (CSffU)

370 From 1982:https://tinyurl.com/y9k8mrjf

Posted by: Grog at December 28, 2020 08:50 PM (weXmt)

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