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CNN's Wolf Blitzer Reports That Santa Has Been Spotted by NORAD Radar, and That He's... Wearing a Mask
They just never stop.
Never. This is[BLITZER:] Finally, on this night before Christmas, we're following major breaking news right now. These are live images coming in from NORAD's official Santa tracker. You see St. Nick and his reindeer; they are making good time as they bring gifts to children in the United States and around the world. Santa knows this isn't a great time to travel but he's taking extra precautions. So this year, check out the mask he's wearing.While it is no doubt bizarre that NORAD shows Santa wearing a mask, it is even weirder that a "journalist" chose to highlight it with such exhilaration. Blitzer even further obsessed over the mask by zooming on the animated image of Santa and displaying a chyron which declared "Jolly Old Elf Logging Miles, Wearing a Mask."
Pathetic programming. https://t.co/50yq7BBKav
— Brandon Tatum (@TheOfficerTatum) December 28, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:33 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (pmEbq)
Posted by: Krampus at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)
Singing about Covidiocy to the tune of Carol of the Bells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppPCLmdQJ1Q
Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (786Ro)
Like a dictator would have.
That's all this 24/7 psy-op is.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (JIxk0)
Now they're concerned about an imaginary character wearing a fucking mask.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (crOli)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (nxdel)
Told my co-worker I should have told him I follow the scientists not what they tell me to do
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (WEBkv)
So, why the mask?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)
Time to direct NORAD's radar toward Big Mike's crotch -- the time for guessing is long over.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: aelfheld at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (IxDhF)
Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (JIxk0)
There's no fucking reason whatsoever for him to be wearing a mask.
Fuck these people in the eye hole with a harpoon.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (oQ94s)
Why do I suspect that Wolf is actually married to his ten year old Philippino pool boy?
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (crOli)
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (haWye)
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Commander Jordy at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)
And anyway, if Santa is alone in his sleigh and is practicing social distancing (I mean there are no people in the chimney's with him ,and Covid doesn't pass to the reindeer, does it? /s) why the heck does he need to wear a mask?. I'm sure some smart kid who hadn't yet figured out Santa, and whose folks aren't mask nuts would ask those questions.
These people are pathetic control freaks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: x at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)
A jolly old elf would never have clocked Arias at the Council of Nicaea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)
There's no guessing.
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp- content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge1.jpg
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: EveR at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (DsGxB)
This really isnt gonna en, ever. They are loving having all of this bullshit to obsess and use to create endless drmatic programming.
Which will influence morons everywhere.
So, a pandemic that isn't lethal to most, that has already killed off all the old Republicans, will be used for years and years to control the people, as that asshole John Dingell wanted.
Fucking ridiculous. And no one to question, lest they be called racist.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (lg/F7)
Dude's over a thousand years old, after all, and is a heavy drinker and smoker to boot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (JIxk0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)
Nah - sticks them up his ass - then they'll smell like Christmas 2020!
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)
Yes there was.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxl
Six inches or nine?
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 05:36 PM (nxdel)
And from where I am reporting (Front Range CO), it has been wildly successful. I try like hell not to let it bother me, but I simply cannot. the mask has become a talisman, a badge of compliance. But I am the idiot for not complying.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Famous WW II Battle at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (UoX+r)
Posted by: Augustine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (BDZWU)
Since when did Santa Clause become a "jolly old elf"?
Posted by: Cicero
Yeah.
This is what you get when you have the chinese govt write all your news copy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (786Ro)
BTW whoever mentioned utilities pushing "efficiency" - thanks! I picked up my stopped mail and had an Energy Report from the natural gas provider. I, too, am in the "good" category but not at peak efficiency. Ha ha.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (946rW)
Posted by: TexasDan at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)
They were fast asleep in their beds.
In the hope that St. Nicholas soon would be dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (pNxlR)
We've got SIGNAL! That's a big missile.
Posted by: NORAD HQ at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: teh wind at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (fVZkX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (yQpMk)
It's Prancer wot gets the young ladies' inhibitions dropped, IYKWIMAIKTYD!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: EveR at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (DsGxB)
St. Nicholas of Myra needs to come back and punch him in the face.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (6dXV7)
*Solidarity Fist*
Fuck these people and their willingness to comply.
I don't care about me and I am not going to be forced to pretend to care about you.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (946rW)
Or someone who has terrrible terrible terrible gas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:39 PM (W4eKo)
Yes there was.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (ikm0a)
Sorry honey, no presents this year. Santa got the Covid and the Canadian Air Force shot him down.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Augustine at December 28, 2020 05:41 PM (BDZWU)
You, sir, have not witnessed his Celebrity Jeopardy performance which confirmed his truly TV genius status!
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: The guys get shirts at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (W4eKo)
Along with Gohmert and Arizona Republican Party Chairwoman Kelli Ward, Students for Trump COO Tyler Bowyer, Arizona Republican Party Executive Director Greg Safsten and Maricopa County Republicans Second Vice Chair Nancy Cottle are asking federal Judge Jeremy Kernodle to let Pence declare who the electors are on Jan. 6, according to The Daily Beast.
Gohmert's office did not immediately respond to the Daily Caller when asked about the lawsuit.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Wifey was telling me yesterday that she is done with one of her favorite shows (This Is Us). Apparently the first episode of the new season had all the characters wearing masks and freaking out about the Covids. And episode two was all about St. George Floyd the Hooper.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (1/FyW)
I mean, doesn't it sound like the name of a Nazi character in a badly-written comic?
I can't slam him too hard, as that apparently is his actual birth name, but still.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (6dXV7)
Wolf said, On behalf of Santa and everyone here we want to wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday season. Even on Christmas eve they can't or won't say Christmas. I'll bet they had no trouble saying Kwanzaa
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (2sCft)
Grandma didn't wear a mask at Wal-Mart
Shopping round for our house Christmas Eve
You might think there's no such thing as COVID
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Posted by: ... at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (JIxk0)
Posted by: Bert G at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: teh wind at December 28, 2020 05:42 PM (fVZkX)
Their stuck in Folsom Prison now...they hang their antlers and cry....
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:45 PM (w2LAm)
I always thought Wolf Blitzer was a damned Nazi-sounding name for a Jewish guy.
Blitzer, She-Wolf of the SS.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (pNxlR)
I didn't see it either. Did Sean Connery make him his bitch?
I only recall one guy who ever impressed me in the slightest on Celebrity Jeopardy. That was Oliver Stone. Sure, he's a whackjob, but he's a reasonably smart one -- at least by the standards of the other celebrities he was competing against.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:37 PM (guGkK)
Don't think about the backwash in EVERY glass of milk he drinks. And those cookies he doesn't eat? The ones you left out for them? No, don't put them back in the jar. Just. Don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (oQ94s)
But that brings religion into it, in a good way, which is totally taboo on XiNN.
Posted by: Gref at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: It all adds up at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (3iPM6)
We have thoroughly investigated and can report that we found a nood, some boobs, and some dick jokes.
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)
What, no nooses?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
I believe that in some of the Nordic countries, they do in fact believe that Santa lives in Spain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (6dXV7)
The family name was Mincer but his agent thought it was too gay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:47 PM (guGkK)
We had well over 10 people for Christmas. No masks, no bullshit.
Remember two weeks? Remember once we get a vaccine? Now it's gee we have no idea when forces mask compliance will end.
How about this? Stick your mask up your ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BvKrx)
Posted by: Gary Gnu at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: It all adds up at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: 12 bored FIB agents at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: It all adds up
Santa = Spanish for "saint", feminine
Just like Hilaria Baldwin
Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:46 PM (6dXV7)
Welp - Wolf was not a smart one - he had trouble reciting his name much less answer question like where is Germany or can you name a fruit that is red...etc.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:48 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Ez6QX)
Ohio has one with a bunch of weepy nurses. My anger level maxes out when I see it.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)
Posted by: Santa Banging Your Mom at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (q0ZGg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:44 PM (6dXV7)
I LOVED the old Wolf Blitzer game for PC, back in the day. You'd open a door, and there'd be a nazi or a dog behind it... lots of fun.
I know they improved the graphics, to hyper-realistic, but I just could not get into the newer versions on Xbox or Playstation.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)
Bears repeating.
Baylor's mascot is the Bears.
Woman with Baylor mask attacks woman in store.
It all fits now....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)
Then we have something in common.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (KnJdm)
Note that you rarely see any female elves in Santa's workshop.
Maybe the rest of the year Santa rents it out as a spa for people like Obama.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)
True story, word is he has THE worst breath of anybody in the history of television.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (oQ94s)
Well, if you've watched The Year Without Santa Claus, you'd know Santa can get sick.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (W6Jq2)
Might not be able to stop the covid, but it'd stand a damn good chance of stopping his continued stupidity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 28, 2020 05:50 PM (r+sAi)
At the little people conventions, the Lollipop Guild guys are always the worst. They'll stick their dicks in anything.
Posted by: Dorothy Gale at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (A9SF5)
He would never have allowed anyone, anywhere, to take even the slightest glory from his Lord either, particularly not in his name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (+lVUW)
One of the best bass lines in music.
https://youtu.be/p-LArv-sEQU
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (qlFIA)
Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.
The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Judge Holden at December 28, 2020 05:54 PM (QUHf8)
Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)
This is so far beyond stupid. Aside from the obvious, avatars were intended to give meaningful and memorable "faces" to faceless online interactions.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:54 PM (KnJdm)
Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.
The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)
Mein LEBIN!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 28, 2020 05:49 PM (CWMF2)
And this is the genesis of the HOA.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (j+GpB)
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Right. Blitzerstein 3D, or something like that. A precursor of DOOM.
The Wolf Blitzer analog in the old Beavis and Butthead universe was named "Wolf Jackal". Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (6dXV7)
Heh, you were close: Wolfenstein.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (oQ94s)
WTF?
Posted by: MarkY at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+yNXF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2020 05:38 PM (/669Q)
Or don't and then be shocked when 20 years from now they are all voting to put "old people" on to ice flows, with "old" being a moving number.
Because teaching people to dehumanize other people has never turned out badly in the past.
Posted by: Bete at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Ojki1)
- -
And, he knows if you have been good or bad...it is almost made out to be a replacement for something infinitely more important. Culture is a strong influencer.
Posted by: Yet another dude in AZ at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (GhOiZ)
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 05:40 PM (w2LAm)
The coal kids got it easy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (CNJ+s)
Mein LEBIN!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Here, lemme just go ahead and help meself to this plate of food on the floor.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)
I think Jewells was working up a whole line of fashion accessories at one time. I wonder what happened to that.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 05:57 PM (guGkK)
Punchline to an old joke:
"That dumbass is out there picking watermelons."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 05:57 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (j+GpB)
Mmmmmm. Boobs.....
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)
'80s: Gag me with a spoon
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)
'90s There is no spoon
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (UoX+r)
Here, lemme just go ahead and help meself to this plate of food on the floor.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)
Yum! Dog food!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/yczaovl4
Posted by: Sal at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2020 05:53 PM (h1jJh)
The problem comes in when you wear it when nobody is around...
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Avi at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (dHrq/)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (cGlgB)
__________
"Feature, not bug, comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (j+GpB)
Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)
There was a Roblox-like game my younger one used. You could create your own characters, and he created one that was...nude. Got him banned.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:02 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: OCBill at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Ij9pi)
Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (qKckY)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (walrD)
Posted by: OCBill at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (Ij9pi)
Santa would be a super-spreader. Think of all the houses he travels to. Probably has more STDs than Bill Clinton.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (DjiZK)
I don't think I was ever working on masks for dicks.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)
Wouldn't be much of a blog otherwise.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Adrienne at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (lVcuh)
My twin boys are experts at making the most grotesque deformed obnoxious avatars in Roblox. It's like a super power.
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (walrD)
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Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
I don't think I was ever working on masks for dicks.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (nxdel)
Top hats and googly eyes
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (nakwk)
https://tinyurl.com/yczaovl4
Posted by: Sal at December 28, 2020 05:59 PM (KTdeA)
"You're willing to go out and risk OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!"
"You're an idiot and should lock yourself in a closet somewhere."
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at December 28, 2020 06:03 PM (qKckY)
Oh shit -- Now we're mis-citing Paula Abdul lyrics.
The END is nigh. Or neigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: The FBI at December 28, 2020 05:43 PM (KnJdm)
Wouldn't be much of a blog otherwise.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:04 PM (F0YaR)
Sounds like Hunter's day off, sans coke.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (bCLt0)
I have been asking the Chesterton's Fence question for some time: If masks are so effective, why has no civilization in any culture over all of human history made mask wearing a basic defense against diseases both great and small?
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)
Oh yeah that Study will bring in the big bucks after they gadiate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 28, 2020 06:06 PM (nakwk)
I'm not the only one who was looking forward to them.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)
I have been asking the Chesterton's Fence question for some time:
If masks are so effective, why has no civilization in any culture over
all of human history made mask wearing a basic defense against diseases
both great and small?
Posted by: Doctor, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:07 PM (C+evo)
Because disease was caused by demons and bad humors. Masks don't work on those. Come to think of it, doesn't work so well on virii either.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doctor ... Penguin ... President Elect
Knowledge and logic are tools of the cis-, white, humankin patriarchy ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (LPnfS)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
-
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, and people think we're crazy when we say these people are trying to kill off 90% of the population.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (oQ94s)
Hmm maybe.. lol.. hey I got a hold of the dude about the leather branding kit. So.. step one!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)
'90s There is no spoon
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2020 05:58 PM (UoX+r)
__________
00's: Guns are as responsible for shootings as spoons are for Rosie O'Donnell being fat
Posted by: ShainS at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (j+GpB)
Krampus masked and he smacked and he murdered left and right
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (q3IVG)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (DMUuz)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
Ok. If this is what they're going to do, I'm going to call for the killing of Gates.
He can NOT be allowed to do ANTHING close to this.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
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Bill has gone full Bond villain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)
Santa in one of those beaked plague doctor masks would look pretty cool, though. Maybe red leather.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:09 PM (nxdel)
Just great. Jewells has discovered "slap hot iron to it" as a fashion statement.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (F0YaR)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
-
Bill has gone full Bond villain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)
:::waiting for diamond lazer from space:::
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
That even assumes masks do anything useful, they stop droplets, which fall to the ground immediately and harmlessly, but do not stop aerosols, which is how the virus spreads.
Posted by: Nightfall at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (NuOWG)
Santa visited the children to hear what they wanted for Christmas. One child had COVID-19 and accidentally slobbered on Santa's whiskers. Santa returned to the North Pole unaware he had become a super-spreader. While prepping his sleigh, he sneezed on Rudolph who then sneezed on all the other reindeer. Well, they all got sick. As they approached Kaffeklubben Island on Christmas Eve, they all started wheezing and promptly died. Santa's sleigh fell to Earth. There were no survivors.
And that's why there's no gifts for Christmas anymore.
Thanks a lot, little kid. You killed Santa.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (HhXSr)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
These billionaire egomaniacs are really turning into Bond villains.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (Da9Bj)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)
Not my choice for a Christmas angel.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM (lgiXo)
Go on...
Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (PiwSw)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Mars at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Rudolf Runs On Chipotle's at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (WLHrn)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
Now they're concerned about an imaginary character wearing a fucking mask.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
Sterilizing Africans isn't so fun once the novelty wears off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (guGkK)
Wolf Blitzer: "As in Helsinki, Sweden."
News Guest: "Finland....."
Wolf Blitzer: ............
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:08 PM
You can get a masked version of the traditional Catalonian cagador to put at the back of the scene.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (walrD)
What is, things not to do a google image search for, I'll take "The Internet is Glory-holeous" for $400, Alex.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (oQ94s)
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."
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Isn't this the set up for the 2nd Highlander movie?
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (q3IVG)
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
-
Now is your chance to corner the Honolulu snowblower market.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)
The globe hasn't warmed in over a decade.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)
Wolf Blitzer: "As in Helsinki, Sweden."
News Guest: "Finland....."
Wolf Blitzer: ............
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)
"Really? When did they move it?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (guGkK)
Bill has gone full Bond villain.
I'd say he's gone full idiot. He'll be walking around with tissue boxes on his feet soon.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Max Power at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (QCc6B)
https://tinyurl.com/y9sxtnuy
He just needed to be pro-mask.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
Back from the range. Friend's kid zeroed his rifle. I'll write it up and send it to Weasel for a gub thread submission.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Commander of Karens at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (oAY8z)
In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
Well, Epstein is "dead" so he can't go visit him in New Mexico anymore.
So it's our fault, really. For being such prudes.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (oQ94s)
the hopes of getting coal in our stockings so we could have heat.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (Vxu+H)
You had stockings?
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
LOLWUT?
Posted by: Dinosaurs at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (1/FyW)
You had stockings? Lucky. Santa just threw the coal at our heads as he was passing by.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:12 PM (bCLt0)
I call for "dodging 7.62 x 39."
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:10 PM
I don't wear chaps for purely aesthetic reasons, you know.
Posted by: Wolf B. at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)
Probably shit.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (j4lGS)
Duke University has announced the creation of a new Minor in Inequality Studies, which will be overseen by a professor who recently called for $12 trillion in reparations for African-Americans.
Oh yeah that Study will bring in the big bucks after they gadiate
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Corporations will be forced to hire them. Each company will have its own inequality officer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (63Dwl)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
Something's up. The Dukes are trying to corner the Lemon Pledge market!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)
Biden will make him a climate czar.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
Jewells45, look around on this site. I started a custom leather business from what I learned there. Resources and very generous tips on techniques.
leatherworker.net
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (+ya+t)
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."
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Isn't this the set up for the 2nd Highlander movie?
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:14 PM (q3IVG)
I dunno, but Snowpiercer.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (oQ94s)
"Wear a mask because it shows that you care" is what they say.
"Care about what?"
Because if you care about other people, stalking, hectoring and assaulting them to force compliance is an F'd up way to show that you care for me, therefore the "care" part is that they care about their narcissism and image.
the statement "To show that you care" is pure, unadulterated virtue signaling, for there is no other way to understand that platitude.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (C+evo)
@disclosetv
NEW - Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of dust into the
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
LOLWUT?
Posted by: Dinosaurs at December 28, 2020 06:16 PM (1/FyW)
Not to worry. He'll be dead before he gets something off the ground without it crashing every few hours.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)
Corporations will be forced to hire them. Each company will have its own inequality officer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2020 06:17 PM (63Dwl)
If applicant is white. Do. Not. Hire.
That right there is an inequality. Where's my fooking diploma?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (VcFUs)
textbook asymp tomatic super spreader
Posted by: Wisdom of Fauci at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 05:51 PM (o4czV)
True story, word is he has THE worst breath of anybody in the history of television.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 05:52 PM (oQ94s)
You'd think that $$$ could fix that.
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (o4czV)
Fear not, for I bring you good tidings of great joy! Here's a box of masks. 'Sall good.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:18 PM (KnJdm)
Windows...in Space...Oh God.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
What we need is a new Ice Age! Population control, FTW!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:19 PM (bCLt0)
Yeah, and imagine if we had a major event like, oh, the Yellowstone Caldera getting 'splody at the same time.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)
All I can say is, it's understandable if you came into 2020 not being a conspiracy theorist. It's not if you are going out as a non-believer in all of it. Or at least being open to ALL of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (oQ94s)
tonnes of dust into the stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global
warming." The project is known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by
the billionaire.
In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third
world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because
he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)
They focus-grouped the acronym BSOD for the project, but people had an unnatural aversion to it.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (em79L)
Bill Gates - 2021 climate hero! Has Answer for Global Warming!
Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (oAY8z)
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming."
How about if we use these coal-dust delivery things called "smokestacks", and they are part of huge coal burning power plants that generate electricity?
Can actually be a profitable thing, rather than a bio-hack that may not be reversible and may cause the deaths of billions of people and most living things.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
He needs acquainted with gravity.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (89T5c)
Sure. Why not.
But make the amount more reasonable. A nice, round kajillion bajillion dollars seems about right.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh
The eye of the beholder.
https://bit.ly/34RyWev
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (KATBx)
Wolf Blitzer has a certificate on his refrigerator. He's one of the top 100%.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
He needs gravity lessons, from 1,000 feet AGL.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
Nothing like a good Toba-level eruption to fix global warming climate change. Worked 75K years ago...
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (ynpvh)
Nuking Peking it is then!
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (guGkK)
No?
Posted by: m at December 28, 2020 06:22 PM (o4czV)
Doyle, who wrote Super System, a literal foundational bible of poker play, was playing one night in a NL cash game at the Bellagio...
when Bill Gates, sitting at a 1-4-8-8 table, spotted him. Bill decides to mosey over to the Big Dog table and asks Doyle to autograph his copy of SS.
Doyle sez "Sure, as long as you buy into this game for a quarter million."...
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (KfC1e)
That is really going to be a shot in the arm for the solar energy industry.
For a billionaire, Gates is truly evil.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (C+evo)
In other news, Bill Gates would like to starve millions of third world countries' populations that grow crops for sustenance - because he's either retarded or evil...or probably both.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:15 PM (w2LAm)
That's cute you think it'll be just third world countries that get hit.
Posted by: The Dust Bowl-tanned, ready, rested and up for round 2 at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:20 PM (bCLt0)
No, I'm sure he does. To an extent.
Seriously, I can't recommend strongly enough, LISTEN to these people. They're telling us what the plan is.
Population is the "problem." We've got to go. Not all of us, just most of us.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (oQ94s)
Or would that not have been considered?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)
stratosphere to "dim the sun and stop global warming." The project is
known as SCoPEx and is funded in large part by the billionaire.
Wait! Lemme get this straight....
All the pollution in the atmosphere is caused by humans and is killing the planet by causing climate change. So, to fix it, he's gonna dump more pollution into the atmosphere?
Well, I guess its different since that creepy motherfucker ain't human.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: AF at December 28, 2020 06:25 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 28, 2020 06:25 PM (yQpMk)
Plants the world over DIE.
Food sources wither away.
Humans experience massive Vitamin D deficiency, die from common cold.
Nice job, you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:24 PM (Vxu+H)
His wife is a piece of work, too. She's angry that Americans are getting the vaccine before the rest of the world.
Two unattractive, self-important people with extreme wealth and power.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
But make the amount more reasonable. A nice, round kajillion bajillion dollars seems about right.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (HhXSr)
What is money, except what we say it is.
So yeah, let's throw another several trillion onto the fire.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (oQ94s)
Bill Gates - 2021 climate hero! Has Answer for Global Warming!
Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)
And given an award from us, but not the highest cause his body count ust doesn't match where we want it to be.
Posted by: Nobel Committee at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bCLt0)
The world has gone completely bat shit crazy. Lock and load.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (OVrj9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
Any sufficiently large event and I'm toast anyway. I'm like Lou, I take meds too.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (ynpvh)
Cheer up Wolf!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Roy at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
Cheetos and Jiffy Mix.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (85Gof)
Maybe something we don't know about his mother. Depends if he's an SOB.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bill Gates at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (yQpMk)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)
Why I'm this close to joining twatters and starting the #KillBillGates hashtag movement.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)
It's probably short for Wolfgang as in Mozart.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:29 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
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I'd suggest a dry run of sorts. Try living on what is stockpiled for about a week. You'll find out real quick what you forgot to stockpile.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 28, 2020 06:29 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (oQ94s)
Why I'm this close to joining twatters and starting the #KillBillGates hashtag movement.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Might as well open that Parlor account, cuz you won't be on twatter very long.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: the monkey at CNN at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Dementia Joe at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bill Gates at December 28, 2020 06:28 PM (yQpMk)
And since the beginning of time, the Sun has not given a fuck about our feelings.
Posted by: flounder at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
Get salt and spices, or that's gonna get old fast.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (t+qrx)
Yeah, a lot of people are seeing what's going on and wondering if the Deep State is weighing the, LET'S DO THIS, LET'S BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLIAGE!!!, option.
If I had one failing in all of this, it's that I wasn't cynical, paranoid or imaginative enough.
Lesson learned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ikm0a)
Might as well open that Parlor account, cuz you won't be on twatter very long.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (oQ94s)
If it save just one life.
One child......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:27
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You owe me a keyboard.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0)
well this football won't fuck itself
Posted by: the monkey at CNN at December 28, 2020 06:30 PM (r4bSV)
This made me spew beer.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Night Ranger at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (r4bSV)
inefficient "use people as batteries" idea in the Matrix. Because the
robots were all solar powered, remember? Best not to think too much
about that storyline, just enjoy the punchy bits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
Yup. Pointed out that very issue to my wife when we first saw the movie. Power collection is never 100%, and using thermal power from something you have to feed is two steps too inefficient, not even counting all the infrastucture needed. The AIs would have been better off using geothermal power or nuclear power, unless they were retarded.
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (ynpvh)
1M would be a low estimate. By dimming the sun, crop failure would cause tens if not hundreds of millions of deaths. But as long as he gets his SJW social credit score up all worth it.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (kRraM)
Don't forget water. Or water filtering implements. It is THE most important necessity.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (HhXSr)
They can both drown in cash and I wouldn't miss them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Jmel at December 28, 2020 06:26 PM (bVhJi)
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My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (kRraM)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Highlander II The Quickening
In the future, Highlander Connor MacLeod must prevent the destruction of Earth under an anti-ozone shield.
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (q3IVG)
Posted by: AF
Death rides a pale jackass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)
My husband is type 1 diabetic. Beans and rice jack his glucose levels bigly.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (PzBTm)
They definitely thought in terms of miasmas. The doctor mask with the beak full of flowers is evidence of that.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
Beef jerky, dry fish. Fish you can stick in boiling water, make..something. Fish soup !
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (evxBY)
So, it's a class about the white, heterosexual Christian male and how they're the most oppressed in human history?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)
Yep. No bread, pasta...but oddly, a small sweet potato is okay.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
1M would be a low estimate. By dimming the sun, crop failure would cause tens if not hundreds of millions of deaths. But as long as he gets his SJW social credit score up all worth it.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:32 PM (kRraM)
It has yet to occur to these idiots that climate change is constant and ongoing. Without it, we would still be in an ice age.
What is the perfect temperature? Should we go back to the early Medieval warming period, when they grew grapes in Greenland? Or is the 10,000 years ago ice sheet period better? Who decides what is optimal?
Seems to me, if we can feed everyone on earth then probably it isn't too much of a threat to have the temperature go up a degree or two. MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS. Leave us the sun.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: AF
Death rides a pale jackass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Or in the case of Gates.... Death IS a pale jackass.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (Vxu+H)
318 Bill Gates wants to shoot shiny sprinkles into the atmosphere to reflect the sun's rays away from earth.
Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)
Uptwinkles!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0)
The New Abnormal
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:36 PM (W6Jq2)
just getting into this but so far I really like working with leather. I
have a lot to learn so this looks like a great site to learn from.
I think you'll find people like here, very eager to help and pass on any knowledge they have to help. Range of experience is from very new to old timers willing to pass on an old trade. I spent years there and is a never ending supply of inspiration. I hope you find some stuff you like.
Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (+ya+t)
The Ninny Nanny in charge was railing today about one of the employees who dared to have a birthday party for her husband over the holidays.
Employee being "counseled" *hint hint*about her inappropriate personal actions that could endanger the rest of the personnel.
No more privacy. No more personal life. That or live a life of lies to keep the "state" out of the loop.
The state has outsourced their tyranny to the employers. Just fk'd.
I am just about done here....
Posted by: Derak at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (wd72I)
So, no taters, I imagine. Hope he isn't Irish.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0)
Yep. No bread, pasta...but oddly, a small sweet potato is okay.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
That DOES seem odd. Will have to research that.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 28, 2020 06:33 PM (kRraM)
Reindeer farts are apparently rather toxic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:35 PM (CZm2G)
Sparkling earth like those vampire's?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (lgiXo)
Bill Gates - 2022 - Committed in Queens Hospital for Criminally Insane after Killing 1M Poor Worldwide.
Posted by: Boswell at December 28, 2020 06:21 PM (w2LAm)
WHO and the UN would give him a prize for killing the poors. You haven't seen Rachel Carson be anything but celebrated for getting DDT banned and many millions more have died of malaria than would have since then.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:37 PM (946rW)
on those. Come to think of it, doesn't work so well on virii either.
They definitely thought in terms of miasmas. The doctor mask with the beak full of flowers is evidence of that.
Posted by: Doctor , President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (C+evo)
Was also practical. Who wants to smell all that other stuff?
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 28, 2020 06:34 PM (PzBTm)
{{{Rosasharn}}} it was so good to meet you and Kidsharn. Such lovely people.
We need to do this again.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)
{{{Rosasharn}}} it was so good to meet you and Kidsharn. Such lovely people.
We need to do this again.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:38 PM (TdMsT)
You're well traveled.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (bCLt0)
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You can't argue with these people. Think of him as that Karen Nazi down page only with money.
Posted by: Ward at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (nzKWW)
His proposed remedy was to tattoo on the forehead carriers of the "sickle gene" so that when boy met girl, they would realize that a romantic relationship could never be.
He knew science, but he sure as hell didn't understand humanity, the heart and the soul.
These are the people dictating policy.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (bCLt0)
"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your dickie for you, sir?"
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)
My husband can't have grits, either. It's killing his southern self. Pretty much he has to pretend cauliflower is rice and mashed potatoes. Barf.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)
It's weird how we know this Trainwreck of a future is coming, fast, and we're all just waiting to see it.
Normal people in normal times wouldn't act like this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (W6Jq2)
Posted by: Eromero at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (em79L)
Sounds like salt cod. Stuff is eternal too.
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (r4bSV)
You're well traveled.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)
{{{Sponge}}}
I live in central Ohio, so I didn't have to travel too far!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Sponge}}}
I live in central Ohio, so I didn't have to travel too far!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)
Ah....then the TxMoMe was your big travel time.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)
So THAT'S why the chowder was not a hit!
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Normal people in normal times wouldn't act like this.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 28, 2020 06:40 PM (W6Jq2)
I feel the same way.
That's why I want to go to DC on the 6th, so I can feel as if I something, no matter how small.
These are scary times. Satan is working hard.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (TdMsT)
Sundown has the balls to accuses PDT of not cooporating with the
transition, when he and the mahic negro did nothing but plot PDT's
impeachment from before he was even sworn in. FUCK YOU sundown
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:42 PM (85Gof)
Trump absolutely should not cooperate with this steal. I cosign on the fuck you to Gropey Joe.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (946rW)
Posted by: tubal at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (bCLt0)
Yeah, need to pick those out of the pot.
Posted by: runner at December 28, 2020 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Ah....then the TxMoMe was your big travel time.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)
And the NOVA Mome. I drove there, and the drive kinda sucked. But the Mome was great!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)
Apparently Plutocrats. Forget the nymph emerging from the waters bearing the sword that is given to the Chosen Leader, once your bank account reaches a certain level you transmogrify into an omniscient, omnipotent and infallible god.
Posted by: Doctor 🐧, President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Unkaren at December 28, 2020 06:45 PM (xR68f)
And the NOVA Mome. I drove there, and the drive kinda sucked. But the Mome was great!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 28, 2020 06:44 PM (TdMsT)
We may have to try and make that one.....fo SHO!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: davidt at December 28, 2020 06:46 PM (l3+k2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfzcbS_0Qc
Posted by: Braenyard looking for the AT&T bomber manifesto at December 28, 2020 06:47 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 28, 2020 06:47 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 28, 2020 06:50 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Shrimp at December 28, 2020 06:51 PM (BRkq2)
And it's not even his real name? I mean, it's an awfully BUTCH name, isn't it?
If you go for a super butch stage name, what does that say about a guy?
I guess in the next few nanoseconds the ultraChristian icon of Charlie Brown will manifest here as Charlie Brown's Dildo (oh, that's not anti-Christian at all, is it?) or maybe that Sefton fellow...
To ban me,
Because I love God and his Son Jesus Christ.
Fuck this gay Earth
Posted by: frank at December 28, 2020 06:53 PM (yDkKm)
Posted by: AF
Wasn't there something out there a few years ago about Gates being The AntiChrist? My memory falls me.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 28, 2020 06:54 PM (lgiXo)
This article doesn't specifically cite high sulfur fuel, instead it calls for sulfuric acid which will then react with water and do the same thing, but I've read other articles that make the case pretty convincingly that simply going back to using high sulfur fuel would pretty much reverse global warming (if any).
https://tinyurl.com/yctluq9p
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 28, 2020 07:01 PM (buTO7)
Because I love God and his Son Jesus Christ.
Fuck this gay Earth
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Frank, Santa is about as Christian as some of your commentary.
Posted by: Yet another dude in AZ at December 28, 2020 07:02 PM (GhOiZ)
Well he is definitely an antiChrist, as in "someone or something celebrated and worshipped in the place of Jesus Christ" but then so is Santa while we're on the topic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2020 07:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Surellin at December 28, 2020 07:44 PM (CSffU)
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