Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/30/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

I don't believe in New Year's resolutions. I think if you want to change something, change it today and don't wait until the New Year. Georgina Bloomberg

Quote II

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan

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Once again I will deviate from my typical Sunday - Wednesday style of The ONT. I'm not covering too much news content tonight. 2020 has been trying for one and all of us. From personal disappointments to the Chinese Kung Flu to the stolen election, 2020 is a good year to put behind us. This is my last ONT of 2020. I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021.

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As we say "Good Riddance" to 2020, A look at 50 obsolete items.


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Do you need a smile or a laugh tonight? I can't gurantee it, but I'm pretty sure it will.


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Not the night for the Ginger vs. Mary Ann squabble. RIP Dawn Wells, age 82.

Dawn Wells, the actress who most people likely know through her role as Mary Ann in the wack-a-doodle 60s sitcom, Gilligan's Island, has died from COVID-19. She was 82.


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(Mystery Click?)


Let’s Party! – Vintage Snapshots Of Fun Times On New Year’s Eve - Robert E Jackson shares moments of joy in these terrific photographs of people enjoying life at New Year's Eve parties

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The year in review.

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(H/T Shibumi)


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The ONT is a classy place. Looky, a link to something from the Smithsonian Magazine. Fascinating 2020 finds.

n a year marked by a devastating pandemic, a chaotic presidential election and the ongoing reckoning with systemic racism in the United States, news of archaeological and cultural discoveries may have been buried under the onslaught of headlines. Spanning disciplines, historical eras, geographic locations and cultures, some finds were first unearthed years ago but only documented now, while others were identified more recently. From a long-lost Rembrandt portrait to a trove of Tudor coins to a biblical fort dated to the time of King David, these were 90 of the most fascinating finds of 2020, as covered by Smithsonian magazine. Listings are bolded and organized by category.


Even a year end review has to contain leftist editorial spin. Ugh.


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Just in case you want to commit to a weight loss New Year's Resolution: Here’s How Much Exercise You Have To Put In To Burn Off Your Favorite Foods And Drinks

I love food. No really, I LOVE food. Good food can make so many things better. However it is also one of the biggest sources of frustration when it comes to being healthy and trying to lose weight. In a world of fast food and microwave meals, counting calories and carbs has become a part of everyday life for many people around the globe. We have apps solely for the purpose of calculating how much we should eat and even telling us what we can eat that will be within the provided limits. These things called “gyms”, that have a many different types of exercise equipment have really exploded lately too. How much exercise is needed to burn calories from some of the most popular foods in the world is really quite shocking. You are probably going to want to clean your fridge out after reading this, I know I did.


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This isn't going to look good on a resume.

A male nurse in Indonesia has been suspended after admitting that he stripped off his personal protective equipment to have sex in a toilet with a man infected with COVID-19, according to reports.

“It is true that there has been a suspected incident of a same-sex relationship between a health worker and a COVID-19 patient at the Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital,” said Asep Gunawan of the National Nurses Association.

He said the nurse “must follow legal processing,” the Indonesia Expat reported.

The incident in Jakarta came to light when the patient boasted about the romp on his Twitter account Friday, according to the UK’s Sun.


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Looking back at some strange 2020 medical cases.


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For those who suffer Gephyrophobia FFS, Don't watch this video. (H/T Hrothgar)


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It may or may not make you smile, chuckle or ***SNORT***. GOAL!!!

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 30 Dec 1928
Bo Diddley guitarist, singer, (R&B hits, 'Bo Diddley', 'You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover', 1963 UK No.34 single 'Pretty Thing'). When The Beatles first went to the US, John Lennon was asked what he would like to see; he replied Bo Diddley. Bo Diddley died from heart failure in Archer, Florida aged 79 on 2nd June 2008. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 30 Dec 1946
British rock drummer Clive Bunker, the original drummer in the British band Jethro Tull between 1967 and 1971. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 30 Dec 1946
American singer-songwriter, poet and visual artist Patti Smith, who became a highly influential component of the New York City punk rock movement. Smith had the 1976 album 'Horses', and the 1978 UK No.5 and US No.13 single 'Because The Night', co-written with Bruce Springsteen. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Long time regulars know The ONT features a Genius Award Winner every Saturday - Wednesday. Many of those Winners are from the State of Florida. 49 Florida Man Headlines 2020.

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Just what kind of pants were you wearing? Genius Award Winner. Co-Champ.

MONROE COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA)– A Florida man was arrested Tuesday night after two bags of amphetamines fell out of his pants in front of deputies.

According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, 44-year-old Travis Holton was taken to jail on Dec. 22.

Deputies said Holton was driving a Ford Fusion around 9:33 p.m. on US-1 when he was stopped because his license plate wasn’t illuminated.

When other deputies got to the scene, a K-9 discovered the presence of drugs in the car. Holton said he didn’t have any, and consented to a car search as well as a search of himself.

When Holton was asked to widen his stance so deputies could search him, two sandwich baggies fell out of his pants.


Looking for love in all the wrong places with the wrong vehicle. Genius Award Winner. Co-Champ

CAMBRIA COUNTY, Pa. (WJAC) — A Johnstown man is facing charges after stealing a police car to visit his “soon-to-be girlfriend,” according to a criminal complaint.

Troopers say they were called to East Conemaugh Borough Sunday for reports of a suspicious vehicle.

They say a man called police after he saw a marked Stoneycreek Township Police car parked in front of his house shining a spotlight into his home.

The man told police that a male in a camouflage sweatshirt came to his front door twice asking for a woman.

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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by 2020.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. On your way out, why not hit up Ace's Tip Jar. See you Morons next year, the Lord willing and the creeks don't rise.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:50 PM




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1 How do you say...First!

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2020 09:51 PM (PTDkx)

2 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 30, 2020 09:52 PM (fLVm1)

3 ONT!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:52 PM (E8JQx)

4 Did anyone call the corgis?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (E8JQx)

5 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (Rvt88)

6 They're called.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (E8JQx)

7 4 Did anyone call the corgis?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (E8JQx)

What did you call them?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

8 Top 10

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (7DJtA)

9 Just die already, 2020

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (oZuI0)

10 Darnit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (87oRe)

11 P.S.

Joe Biden will never be my president.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (oZuI0)

12 Once again I will deviate from my typical Sunday - Wednesday style of The ONT. I'm not covering too much news content tonight. 2020 has been trying for one and all of us. From personal disappointments to the Chinese Kung Flu to the stolen election, 2020 is a good year to put behind us. This is my last ONT of 2020. I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021.

Amen to this

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:56 PM (7DJtA)

13 Roomy

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 09:56 PM (BRkq2)

14 evening

Posted by: wing at December 30, 2020 09:56 PM (JFzNN)

15 MisHum, I want that cabin!
Thanks for that photo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 30, 2020 09:57 PM (87oRe)

16 So, which is worse, broom in the skeleton run or that time the women's vault wasn't set high enough?

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 09:57 PM (kOpft)

17 They're called.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:53 PM (E8JQx)

What did you call them?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (87oRe)

18 There was nothing wrong with 2020.

And everything wring with "science," "medicine," fake news, Dems, GOP, SCOTUS, DOJ, FIB, et. al.

Helluva op.

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (BRkq2)

19 adios to 2020

I had my 3rd knee surgery today - glad to get it over before the New Year --- thinking about taking up running ? don't -- 45 years of long distance running for me, 3 surgeries, months in walking boots, a dozen MRI's, half a dozen stress fractures -- yea, I will be back running in 8 weeks, lol

Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)

20 SPLUNGE!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (B4c+V)

21 https://9gag.com/gag/aNpmBmG#comment

f-ing funniest thing I have seen in a week. Watch it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
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That was hilarious!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (UUBmN)

22 That last picture, is that what I think it is?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (7DJtA)

23 19 adios to 2020

I had my 3rd knee surgery today - glad to get it over before the New Year --- thinking about taking up running ? don't -- 45 years of long distance running for me, 3 surgeries, months in walking boots, a dozen MRI's, half a dozen stress fractures -- yea, I will be back running in 8 weeks, lol
Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)

I have had 7 they are a hoot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

24 WOOT! WOOT!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (BIaNw)

25 "Here's How Much Exercise You Have To Put In To Burn Off Your Favorite Foods And Drinks"

My fitness monitor watch doesn't have a workout preset for "shoveling wet snow", so as far as anyone knows, I burned 177 calories dancing today.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx)

26 Hrothgar and Mis Hum, apparently.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (E8JQx)

27 "systemic racism in the United States"

Promulgated by the Democrat Party.

Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (xypzc)

28 arf

Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (xypzc)

29
If the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge was closed, then Staten Island is cut off from the rest of NYC. Oh, noes!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (mht8P)

30 Another beautiful picture MisHum. Never say it enough but thank you for all you do for us. And Happy New Year. May 2021 be better for us all.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (nxdel)

31 My New Years resolution is 1920 x 1080.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (OssQ4)

32
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (DUIap)

33 I would have been first, but I stopped to watch the lady hit the broom.

Posted by: RTW at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (jJlJu)

34 Colorado Alex,
Ah, The Eastside... can be a bit sketchy... Very "diverse area"...I don't go to that part of Austin much.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (UUBmN)

35 Hi Alton

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:01 PM (7DJtA)

36
1 piece of pumpkin pie = 3 consecutive marathons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:02 PM (mht8P)

37 25 "Here's How Much Exercise You Have To Put In To Burn Off Your Favorite Foods And Drinks"

My fitness monitor watch doesn't have a workout preset for "shoveling wet snow", so as far as anyone knows, I burned 177 calories dancing today.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx)


We had about 6" of powdery stuff
My plow truck is in the shop.
I'm waiting on a local snow service to do my driveway......
The natives here march to the tune of a different monkey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

38 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (nxdel)

Thanks Jewells

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

39 Forty-third!

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (VDbGO)

40 so as far as anyone knows, I burned 177 calories dancing today.

Trying to picture this in my mind.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (nxdel)

41 Somebody should be fired for composing this headline

Nurse suspended after stripping off PPE to have sex with COVID-19 patient
https://tinyurl.com/y8y9kohl

Imagine the disappointment of the average male pervert when he gets to "male nurse" and then "male patient" and then "in a toilet." All topped off by "Indonesian."

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

42 *smooshes MisHum*

So, that last photo...is it an "okay" sign and a finger ready to be inserted?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

43 Hot dog/donut in the sky

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

44 That cheese grater's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (NpAcC)

45 That list of obsolete things was kind of lame, but at least it was all on one page. So there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (mzC78)

46 Willowed .. For those who didn't see it the guy in GA who is trying to get access for an audit was able to hack into one of the voting machines being used for the recall live during the hearing. The vote machine was sending and receiving data over wifi. Those machines are not even supposed to be able to connect with anything. Wtf.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (SScvq)

47 arf
Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (xypzc)

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GFY, loser.

Posted by: Sandy at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (fLVm1)

48 We had about 6" of powdery stuff
My plow truck is in the shop.
I'm waiting on a local snow service to do my driveway......
The natives here march to the tune of a different monkey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)


This stuff was almost slush. We got just enough above freezing that if I didn't clear it, it would freeze tonight and stay on the driveway until March or April.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

49 So Respectable

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (Z7toj)

50
hey ALH

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (DUIap)

51 "A male nurse in Indonesia has been suspended after admitting that he stripped off his personal protective equipment to have sex in a toilet with a man infected with COVID-19, according to reports."

Better this than the Tik Tok dancing.

Thanks for the ONT, MisHum, and Happy New Year!

Posted by: TheHoser at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (ioRP+)

52 Interesting video that ties together a lot of loose ends regarding COVID, vaccines, the social credit system, the elites and transhumanism, from Catherine Austin Fitts: https://tinyurl.com/y9yc56hz
/it's going to be the elite that live forever and the slaves. Guess which one you are?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:06 PM (WNgSj)

53 Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

That crap sucks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

54 no one commented about 10 minutes of sex to burn calories from a slice of bacon...what happened to you folks ?? I don't reconize youz anymore...

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

55 Trying to picture this in my mind.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (nxdel)


Nothing you wouldn't have seen at the 2019 TXMoMe. Except with a shovel and a Stormy Kromer hat.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

56 no one commented about 10 minutes of sex to burn calories from a slice of bacon...what happened to you folks ?? I don't reconize youz anymore...
Posted by: runner

10 minutes!?

Who does that?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:07 PM (Rvt88)

57 "GFY, loser.
Posted by: Sandy"

Gee that escalated quickly. Come over here and sniff my fuzzy butt.

Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 10:07 PM (xypzc)

58 39 Forty-third!
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (VDbGO)


Just a tad premature.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (7DJtA)

59 Good evening, Horde.

Great ONT, MisHum. I loved the list of 50 obsolete items.

I'm feeling very nostalgic now.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

60 My $600 deposit is pending.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (JUGX9)

61 That cheese grater's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (NpAcC)

That stuff needs to be banned!

Posted by: American College of Hemorrhoid Surgeons at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (mzC78)

62 There must be 100 better recordings of "beacause the night" than the one posted.

Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (IIUCn)

63 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum! And thanks for all the ONTs this year.

That photo up top is so inviting.

"I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021." Amen, Brother Mis Hum!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (rwusL)

64 Stormy Kromer hat.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

Plaid? Or solid?

I have the old fashioned red one.
They are made just up the road from me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

65 That pic could be Lake of the Woods Ontario

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (s0pjO)

66 After ten minutes you're supposed to call a doctor, right?

Might as well get a cardiac stent for the bacon while you're at it.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (kOpft)

67 42 So, that last photo...is it an "okay" sign and a finger ready to be inserted?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 30, 2020

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Yeah, let's go with finger.

Posted by: TheHoser at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (ioRP+)

68 Nothing you wouldn't have seen at the 2019 TXMoMe. Except with a shovel and a Stormy Kromer hat.

You need a better dance partner.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (nxdel)

69 10 minutes!?

Who does that?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:07 PM (Rvt8

that is recommended number of minutes...then adjust to specific case of person or persons

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

70 62 There must be 100 better recordings of "beacause the night" than the one posted.
Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (IIUCn)


Can you tell me your site's addy? Please post the 100 better versions there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

71 Imagine the disappointment of the average male pervert when he gets to "male nurse" and then "male patient" and then "in a toilet." All topped off by "Indonesian."

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

Indonesia could fix that situation with two rounds of 9 mm. And, knowing them, they just might.

Posted by: American College of Hemorrhoid Surgeons at December 30, 2020 10:10 PM (mzC78)

72 ...which means 1 munite with ten persons, 2 minutes with 5 persons...

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (zr5Kq)

73 Stormy Kromer hat.
Posted by: hogmartin

Is that the hat that Floyd R. Turbo wore?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt88)

74 Next year will 2021, great, it's old enough to drink. Buckle up folks.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (d6mdH)

75 The service dog fail cracked me up.

Thanks for all you do MH

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (7bcfy)

76 "no one commented about 10 minutes of sex to burn calories from a slice of bacon"

At 4 sessions per 10 minutes and 16 years of marriage, I should plan for about 3 slices of bacon per year. Thanks math.

Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (IIUCn)

77 UPS guy needs a flamethrower for that driveway.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 30, 2020 10:12 PM (z985I)

78 I have a song!

IF I HAD SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS

Okay I don't have a song.

(Don't sue me Barenaked Ladies)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:12 PM (B4c+V)

79 Would the Indonesians happen to have any Lace Uighurs?

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 30, 2020 10:12 PM (VDbGO)

80 >>> 15 MisHum, I want that cabin!
Thanks for that photo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 30, 2020 09:57 PM (87oRe)

I would love to know where it is. For some reason I am thinking Michigan. There is something hill-ish looking in the background on the right.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (02b6n)

81 Plaid? Or solid?

I have the old fashioned red one.
They are made just up the road from me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)


The charcoal plaid with thin red stripes. "Adirondack".

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)

82 things will not improve until the year of the rat is gone - February 11, 2021

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (zr5Kq)

83 Galloping Gertie >>> than Verrazano Bridge.
Be Better NYC.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (z985I)

84 75 The service dog fail cracked me up.

Thanks for all you do MH
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (7bcfy)


It cracked up the Fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum as well.
Probably one of the funniest clips I've seen this year.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

85 I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021.

Same here, MH.

Thanks for all the ONTs this year.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (B4c+V)

86 because the night ? I blame bruuuuuuuuuuuce springsteen for that shit.

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (g741k)

87 "School Maps Over The Whiteboard"


--Pfffft.

Try *chalk board*

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (oZuI0)

88
The charcoal plaid with thin red stripes. "Adirondack".
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (t+qrx)


Of course, you're from the Lower Peninsula, one of those snazzy dressers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

89 things will not improve until the year of the rat is gone - February 11, 2021
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:13 PM (zr5Kq)

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It's the groundhog. This will never end until he's dead.

Posted by: Phil Connors, WPBH Philadelphia at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (fLVm1)

90 22 That last picture, is that what I think it is?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (7DJtA)

To quote Jane Curtain " I don't think we'll ever be the same"

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (Z7toj)

91 2020 is just the opening act. you haven't seen nothin yet

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (g741k)

92 Please post the 100 better versions there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)


To be frank, the video posted sounds like a bad SNL booking. It's possible that the only better recording is the actual album and the bad SNL booking is par for the course.

Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (IIUCn)

93 45 That list of obsolete things was kind of lame, but at least it was all on one page. So there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:04 PM (mzC7

--Amen!

I thought "If this is click-thru, I won't even go to #2."

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (oZuI0)

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25 "Here's How Much Exercise You Have To Put In To Burn Off Your Favorite Foods And Drinks"

My fitness monitor watch doesn't have a workout preset for "shoveling wet snow", so as far as anyone knows, I burned 177 calories dancing today.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 09:59 PM (t+qrx)


I have the Apple Watch and it sucks at measuring activity. Useless.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

95 no one commented about 10 minutes of sex to burn calories from a slice of bacon...what happened to you folks ?? I don't reconize youz anymore...
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

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I'm married. With that ratio of bacon to sex, I'd have to live to be about 110.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)

96 Is that the hat that Floyd R. Turbo wore?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt8


Someone else will have to answer that, I don't know.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

97 The sound you just heard was my clicking the Bourbon Lamp to the "ON" position.

A bit early to be sure, but I kinda think I'm gonna need to get a head start on 2021.

ONT greetings, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2020 10:16 PM (QzJWU)

98 It's the groundhog. This will never end until he's dead.
Posted by: Phil Connors, WPBH Philadelphia at December 30, 2020 10:14 PM (fLVm1)




You now how it is, they will get another groundhog...


Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)

99 I thought "If this is click-thru, I won't even go to #2."
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (oZuI0)

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We gasped when we saw #6!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:16 PM (fLVm1)

100 I have the Apple Watch and it sucks at measuring activity. Useless.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)


I just pick whichever workout I'd rather be doing, since it doesn't have "shoveling snow" or "spreading mulch" or anything like that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)

101 systemic racism in the United States

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This actually does exist. It's called affirmative action and has been around since the mid '60's.

Thanks Demcrats, you racist shits.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (d6mdH)

102 UPS guy on icy driveway made me LOL

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (nUhF0)

103 I'm married. With that ratio of bacon to sex, I'd have to live to be about 110.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (kTF2Z)



I am here to provide facts I read on the internet, it is up to you to make informed life decisions.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

104 UPS guy on icy driveway made me LOL
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (nUhF0)


I loved the thumbs up he gave at the end.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)

105 systemic racism in the United States

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This actually does exist. It's called affirmative action and has been around since the mid '60's.

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Hold my beer.

Posted by: The War On Poverty at December 30, 2020 10:19 PM (fLVm1)

106
2021: The Uighurs Get Their "At Bats".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 10:19 PM (pNxlR)

107 Quote I - Carpe Diem

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 10:20 PM (0QYMt)

108 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yc8fd6nn

https://tinyurl.com/ydfsotad

https://tinyurl.com/ycpv7ac3

https://tinyurl.com/yauvqq54

https://tinyurl.com/y7bjfkk8

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:20 PM (qAR6u)

109 100 I have the Apple Watch and it sucks at measuring activity. Useless.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

I just pick whichever workout I'd rather be doing, since it doesn't have "shoveling snow" or "spreading mulch" or anything like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)


My doc says there isn't much calorie burning in jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle or mood swings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

110 I am here to provide facts I read on the internet, it is up to you to make informed life decisions.
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)
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Don't get me wrong, I'll eat a mess of bacon. I just need to work it off by other means.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)

111 Makin' Bacon!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

112 Apparently three peeps from Seinfeld passed away in 2020.

What a weird year.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (oZuI0)

113
Love the first picture. It reminds me of many places where I have visited or stayed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (pNxlR)

114
19 adios to 2020

I had my 3rd knee surgery today - glad to get it over before the New Year --- thinking about taking up running ? 45 years of long distance running for me, 3 surgeries, months in walking boots, a dozen MRI's, half a dozen stress fractures -- yea, I will be back running in 8 weeks, lol

Have you looked into an Eliptigo? https://tinyurl.com/y7grpzy6

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (YkawN)

115 mmm, good Tull.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

116 Waitress, I didn't say service dog, I said serve us dog!

Posted by: Jugears McBathHouse at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (9II6h)

117 Loved the New Years Resolutions 2020 vs. 2021. Charlie must be a Moron, aiming to wear pants three days a week. . . make that two days a week.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (rwusL)

118 Hey everybody! Hey ONT! Hey MisHum!

Good music choices as always, and another co-inky-dink MisHum: I was just listening to a few tracks from Some Girls today. (Stones have always been the most un-PC band, ever.)

And, sad about Dawn Wells. A year ago when I was working at the newspaper group in Orange County, the editor I work with interviewed her. She was featured in a parade in Garden Grove in 2019. Said she was a super-nice lady.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

119 What a weird year.

You're weird!

Posted by: 2020, tipsy and belligerent at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (PKcA/)

120 Why would you need more than one surgery per knee? Did the replacement parts wear out?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (7DJtA)

121 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y9cbskrp

https://tinyurl.com/ycyhnwvg

https://tinyurl.com/ybbufkfu

https://tinyurl.com/yc5erxcu

https://tinyurl.com/y9bacmhj

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

122 I just saw something for work about a year-end checklist but first read it as "rear-end checklist" and was preparing myself.

Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (S8ePJ)

123 Bill Murray is destined to forever play in movies where he plots to kill large rodents.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (LxTcq)

124 logprof, who passed away from Seinfeld?
Certainly none of the featured cast that I know of.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

125 Thank you for all the ONTs, MH

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (nUhF0)

126 29
If the Verrazzano Narrows Bridge was closed, then Staten Island is cut off from the rest of NYC. Oh, noes!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (mht8P)


So THAT'S how they elected a Republican to Congress!

Posted by: Flyover...sick of 2020 at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (Rbu5d)

127 Shut up, Sandy.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (OqQva)

128 124 logprof, who passed away from Seinfeld?
Certainly none of the featured cast that I know of.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

--Jerry Stiller and a couple of character actors from a couple of eps.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:24 PM (oZuI0)

129 120 Why would you need more than one surgery per knee? Did the replacement parts wear out?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (7DJtA)

Knee replacements are the options of last resort.
Cartilage and ligaments can all be taken care of to a point before the dreaded replacement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

130 Why would you need more than one surgery per knee? Did the replacement parts wear out?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (7DJtA)


He's more machine than man now.

Posted by: Obi Wan at December 30, 2020 10:24 PM (AiZBA)

131 I don't think Miss Platinum Blonde had limbo explained to her correctly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (fLVm1)

132 My doc says there isn't much calorie burning

Runny Diarrhea either.

Posted by: Beyond Rage Stroked, forget the Banned, now with plaque in aorta! at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (YoCM1)

133
I just pick whichever workout I'd rather be doing, since it doesn't have "shoveling snow" or "spreading mulch" or anything like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (t+qrx)



It has a tennis "activity," but it's pretty useless.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

134 Thank you for all the ONTs, MH
Posted by: vmom
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Yup. I can't imagine how much time and effort it requires, but it damn sure is appreciated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (OqQva)

135 I had my 3rd knee surgery today - glad to get it over before the New Year --- thinking about taking up running ? don't -- 45 years of long distance running for me, 3 surgeries, months in walking boots, a dozen MRI's, half a dozen stress fractures -- yea, I will be back running in 8 weeks, lol

Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)


Once I got my first case of shin splints, I quit running. Now my knees make enough noise to wake the dead.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (ldL4g)

136 47 arf
Posted by: the dog at December 30, 2020 10:00 PM (xypzc)

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GFY, loser.
Posted by: Sandy at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (fLVm1)

Language!

Posted by: Lassie at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (Rbu5d)

137 Why would you need more than one surgery per knee? Did the replacement parts wear out?

They probably didn't get knee replacements. Those usually last many many years. I'm gonna need both knees done soon. I'm dreading it.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (nxdel)

138 This is my last ONT of 2020. I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021.

Thanks MisHum, right back atcha.

In fairness 2021 will have to REALLY suck to be worse than 2020, as in, killer meteor or something of that magnitude.

I do still believe that while 2020 was the year of the CV19 quagmire, 2021 will be the year of the vaccine quagmire.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

139 2020 was not the problem. It was the democrats/uniparty. 2021 will not be better if your interests are preserving America and freedom

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (MPYWI)

140 Driving home today across the mountains I had the rare blessing of seeing two wolves exit the forest, dash across the highway and then vanish into the trees and snow.
No way to stop and get photos.
Beautiful creatures.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (z985I)

141 MisHum, where is first photo?

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (BRkq2)

142 sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (AiZBA)

143 Evening Horde!

Has anyone ever dealt with enlarged liver before? I've been suffering from a gnawing pain on my right side just under the bottom of my rib cage. I've come to the conclusion it's likely enlarged liver.

I'm guessing my intake of alcohol over the years has led to it but I'm hoping it can be reversed.

Looking at things like milk thistle which seem to promise relief. That and....quitting drinking, which sucks.

It could be non-alcoholic fatty liver too, I guess.

Whole thing has been giving me anxiety.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)

144 logprof, forgot about Jerry Stiller. Talk about a funny guy.

I've also read he wasn't hard to meet if you were determined to, as he taught acting classes in NYC for the public all the way through his career.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

145 Yeah, the 50 obsolete things is questionable. My son still takes Flintstone vitamins, I saw the Lifesaver Holiday book at the store just a couple weeks ago, and I assume Gracie Films is still at the end of the Simpsons.

And really? Robin Hood: Men in Tights? If we're talking movies, then you could probably come up with a list of 5000 obsolete things.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (CAJOC)

146 134 Thank you for all the ONTs, MH
Posted by: vmom
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Yup. I can't imagine how much time and effort it requires, but it damn sure is appreciated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (OqQva

Thanks vmom & Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

147 How many calories does one burn sucking in your gut?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (4I/2K)

148 I'm gonna need both knees done soon. I'm dreading it.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (nxdel)

I've heard that the recovery is difficult.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (7DJtA)

149 In fairness 2021 will have to REALLY suck to be worse than 2020, as in, killer meteor or something of that magnitude.

Democrats = killer meteor

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (MPYWI)

150 Quote I - Carpe Diem
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 10:20 PM (0QYMt)


Quote II - Carpe Donut

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (B4c+V)

151 BacktoGA, true

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

152 We're All Mary Ann Guys Today

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

153 The delivery guy scoring the package goal should be given a raise if for nothing more than creativity, although I'm sure the Soviet bloc judges will give a low score.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (ldL4g)

154 I do still believe that while 2020 was the year of the CV19 quagmire, 2021 will be the year of the vaccine quagmire.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

anyone believe that flying will require the vaccine or is that crazy talk?

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (+I6Y/)

155 Good evening, {{{Jim}}} of Galveston!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

156 Once I got my first case of shin splints, I quit running. Now my knees make enough noise to wake the dead.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:25 PM (ldL4g)


Same. Switched to a stationary bike, which also doubles as a nice close hanger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (rdbLX)

157 a dude in MI, it wouldn't surprise me. All it would take is one or two major airlines (Southwest, etc) to start enforcing that rule.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

158 No hablo ingles.

DALE!!!

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at December 30, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0)

159 Happy New Year's Eve eve!

Nice ONT, MisHum. Time for a party!

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:29 PM (7DJtA)

160 My doc says there isn't much calorie burning in jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle or mood swings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)


And there goes the Horde Workout Program "Sweatin' And Swearin' with Ace and the Vespa Riders."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 10:29 PM (0QYMt)

161 I've come to the conclusion it's likely enlarged liver.

Unless you're a doctor and I'm pretty sure you're not why don't you get your ass to a real doc? Said with love and affection. Take care of business, okay?

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (nxdel)

162 Whole thing has been giving me anxiety.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM



You could, y'know, just be seen by a physician...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (BIaNw)

163 Whole thing has been giving me anxiety.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
If you have anxiety, you should drink more.... I've had similar issues. The snake diet guy offers a concoxion of cayenne pepper, baking soda, and salts that coupled with fasting does a number to the body in a day or two. I am no doctor and this might be a craze but I'll find a link

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (MPYWI)

164 My doc says there isn't much calorie burning in jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle or mood swings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

What did he say about beating a hasty retreat or exercising a prerogative?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt88)

165 Fun fact: Sherwood Schwartz, of Brady Bunch fame (or infamy), was also the exec producer of Gilligan's Island.

Schwartz seemed to specialize in zany, not-so-brainy sitcoms, and we all know the stories of his battles with Robert Reed on Brady Bunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

166 157 a dude in MI, it wouldn't surprise me. All it would take is one or two major airlines (Southwest, etc) to start enforcing that rule.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

Thinking of planning a family spring break to the south...but am wary of going too far as to avoid a drive from hell.

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (+I6Y/)

167 male nurse in Indonesia has been suspended after admitting that he stripped off his personal protective equipment to have sex in a toilet with a man infected with COVID-19,

The story of Barry Sotero.

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (wR3DP)

168 Unless you're a doctor and I'm pretty sure you're not why don't you get your ass to a real doc? Said with love and affection. Take care of business, okay?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (nxdel)

I will be, trust me. I'll be a nervous shit until the test results come back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (rdbLX)

169 Whoa, 167, Guess I was late to the party.

Posted by: Infidel at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (wR3DP)

170 147 How many calories does one burn sucking in your gut?

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (4I/2K)


Not as much as in a just world.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (0QYMt)

171 Once I got my first case of shin splints, I quit running. Now my knees make enough noise to wake the dead.
Posted by: RickZ
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Smart move

Posted by: Jim Fixx at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (OqQva)

172 https://tinyurl.com/y9bacmhj
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

Those annoying gifs from "canoeconvoy" mork up the page loads.

Posted by: American College of Hemorrhoid Surgeons at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (mzC78)

173 70 62 There must be 100 better recordings of "beacause the night" than the one posted.
Posted by: f2000 at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (IIUCn)


Can you tell me your site's addy? Please post the 100 better versions there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

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I know you needed a Patti Smith version, but the 10,000 Maniacs MTV Unplugged version is all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (CAJOC)

174 I'll be a nervous shit until the test results come back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Nervous shits are a whole different problem area.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (Rvt88)

175 46 Willowed .. the guy in GA who is trying to get access for an audit was able to hack into one of the voting machines being used for the recall live during the hearing. The vote machine was sending and receiving data over wifi. Those machines are not even supposed to be able to connect with anything. Wtf.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 30, 2020 10:05 PM (SScvq)

Racist!

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (YkawN)

176 ALH, my step dad died 6 weeks after his knee replacement. My husband is absolutely against me getting anything done because of that. But they've come a long way since then.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)

177 We're All Mary Ann Guys Today
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

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I placed a palm frond and lit a coconut-scented candle go her memory tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (fLVm1)

178 Down three touchdowns in the 3rd and Florida has their Heisman contender on the bench.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

179 Knee replacements are the options of last resort.
Cartilage and ligaments can all be taken care of to a point before the dreaded replacement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)


But, there comes a time when titanium (and rehab, rehab, rehab) is the answer!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (87oRe)

180 What did he say about beating a hasty retreat or exercising a prerogative?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt8


Nothing, although we did discuss exercising demons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

181 No One, I just checked. That CD with 10,000 Maniacs doing "Because The Night" is less than $5 at Amazon. Think I'll pick it up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

182 But, there comes a time when titanium (and rehab, rehab, rehab) is the answer!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (87oRe)

Yes, there comes that time. My surgeon was a fucking butcher. And it didn't matter how much rehab was done.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

183 178 Down three touchdowns in the 3rd and Florida has their Heisman contender on the bench.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)


Sometimes you wonder why these guys are paid millions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (rdbLX)

184 Nothing, although we did discuss exercising demons.


I would lose twelve pounds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (yQpMk)

185 Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)

I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. How many years ago did he pass?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (7DJtA)

186 80 What did he say about beating a hasty retreat or exercising a prerogative?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt8


Nothing, although we did discuss exercising demons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hmmm. He may have been just running his mouth.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (Rvt88)

187 I will be, trust me. I'll be a nervous shit until the test results come back.

Sending prayers your way!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (nxdel)

188 Funneh ONT, MH.

Especially the last pic.

Perfectly sums up 2020.

Posted by: SMH at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (RU4sa)

189 Now we'll never know why the Howells rented a 26-ft boat for a 3 hour tour and brought a trunkfull of cash with them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

190 was looking at the covid vaccines
just in case the fuhrers mandate it (specially fir KTY)

this article from Nov compares the three kinds

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7uppg6n

Pfizer and Moderna both use the new mRNA tech
AstraZeneca uses a modified adenovirus

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (nUhF0)

191 178 Down three touchdowns in the 3rd and Florida has their Heisman contender on the bench.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

--LMAO.

Fuckin' Gaytors.

It's so weird that the College Playoff in is two days right after all the conference championship games.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (oZuI0)

192
Hmmm. He may have been just running his mouth.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (Rvt8

Something jogged his memory.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

193 and we all know the stories of his battles with Robert Reed on Brady Bunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)


No, we don't.

Did the battles have anything to do with Robert Reed being gay?

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (ldL4g)

194 ALH.. oh he passed in 1999. It was very sudden. My brother watched him die. It was horrible.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (nxdel)

195 187 I will be, trust me. I'll be a nervous shit until the test results come back.

Sending prayers your way!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:34 PM (nxdel)


Thanks sweetie. It's hopefully nothing but we all know how any little thing morphs into something serious in our brains.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (rdbLX)

196 What did he say about beating a hasty retreat or exercising a prerogative?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt8


Nothing, although we did discuss exercising demons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

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Lifting one's spirits = 0 calories

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (fLVm1)

197 Belatedly removes asshole doctor sock/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (mzC78)

198 Whole thing has been giving me anxiety.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)

Sounds more like gastritis. Try Pepcid.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (YkawN)

199 Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (ldL4g)

Wonderful, everything you didn't want to know about shit you don't care for.............

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian's at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

200 https://bit.ly/38M1PtO

Basically if you do 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar in the morning and the snake juice concoxion, might be something to consider. Would be interesting to see how it affects you. Everyone is different.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (MPYWI)

201 PSA GEN3 PA10 18" MID-LENGTH .308 WIN 1/10 STAINLESS STEEL 15" LIGHTWEIGHT M-LOK STR SSA-E RIFLE

$1150

https://bit.ly/2LcpCLd

Posted by: bonhomme at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (i0wNm)

202 149 In fairness 2021 will have to REALLY suck to be worse than 2020, as in, killer meteor or something of that magnitude.

Democrats = killer meteor
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (MPYWI)

Dems = Jurassic Park dinos let loose
Dems = Hulk without Black Widow
Dems = Yellowstone Caldera go boom

Posted by: Lassie at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (Rbu5d)

203 I hope 2020 has a great ass because I can't wait to see it walking out the door

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

204 I'm glad I had the hip replacement done instead of getting cortisone shots. Doc discussed all of my options, including not having the surgery and living with the pain.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (7DJtA)

205 Sand volleyball is better on your knees than running ... generally more fun and social as well, imo. Running is probably better than hard court sports though ... just guessing. I gave up running 30 years ago.


I just recently messed my knee up a little, just wearing some nice comfortable combat style boots. I think they gripped so well that it torqued my knee, since I was used to more flat soled shoes that would slide. (or maybe it's just me getting older?)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (Cus5s)

206 It's hopefully nothing but we all know how any little thing morphs into something serious in our brains.

Oh Lord, indeed I do.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (nxdel)

207 Go lay down, Lassie. Good girl.

Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (Rbu5d)

208 189 Now we'll never know why the Howells rented a 26-ft boat for a 3 hour tour and brought a trunkfull of cash with them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)


Because traveler's checks are so plebian!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (0QYMt)

209 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)

betcha $5 it's gallstones

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)

210 181 No One, I just checked. That CD with 10,000 Maniacs doing "Because The Night" is less than $5 at Amazon. Think I'll pick it up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

--I got an Amazon gift card for Christmas, and am considering just getting cheap CDs of albums I've never owned.

Best 10,000 Maniacs cover is still "More Than This"

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (oZuI0)

211 Hey boy, stop with the blog commenting and find someone to get me out of this well!

Posted by: Timmy at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (fLVm1)

212 181 No One, I just checked. That CD with 10,000 Maniacs doing "Because The Night" is less than $5 at Amazon. Think I'll pick it up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

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Absolutely worth it. The whole album is great.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (CAJOC)

213 Down 4 touchdowns.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

214 I hope 2020 has a great ass because I can't wait to see it walking out the door
Posted by: kbdabear


Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore

Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 10:39 PM (S8ePJ)

215 So we are at home, installing a new fan/overhead light in our half bath.

If anyone wants to do this in the future, I recommend not doing it simply because removing the former fan is nightmarish.


/or hire an electrician

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:39 PM (WNgSj)

216 It was horrible.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (nxdel)


Was it because of the surgery? Did he have other health issues?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:40 PM (7DJtA)

217 I haven't seen a bunch of the bowl games this year. Are they all sort of down with so many good players opting out?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:40 PM (yQpMk)

218
Unless you're a doctor and I'm pretty sure you're not why don't you get your ass to a real doc? Said with love and affection. Take care of business, okay?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:30 PM (nxdel)

_________

"Doctor? Did someone say Doctor? I'm a Doctor. And don't you forget it!" - Prof. DOCTOR! Jill Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)

219 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)
betcha $5 it's gallstones
Go to WebMD and you'll have cancer even sooner!

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (MPYWI)

220 speaking of music, have been trying out a free (with ads) classical music streaming app called Idagio

pretty cool
lets you pick a "moid" and it picks music for you

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (nUhF0)

221 My parents, both 83, have had both their knees replaced. Up and walking within days of each surgery. They're now out on the golf course 4-5 times a week.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (kTF2Z)

222 So we are at home, installing a new fan/overhead light in our half bath.

If anyone wants to do this in the future, I recommend not doing it simply because removing the former fan is nightmarish.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow


I've swapped out fan motors before. Much easier.

Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (S8ePJ)

223 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (L05hY)

224 "mood"

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (nUhF0)

225 >>> 189 Now we'll never know why the Howells rented a 26-ft boat for a 3 hour tour and brought a trunkfull of cash with them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

Hmm.... got fed up with the kids whining about their inheritance, so cashed out to retire on an island?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM (02b6n)

226 Oklahoma's embarrassing Florida in the Cotton Bowl. 41-13 late in the third quarter.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (sWM8x)

227 I just recently messed my knee up a little, just wearing some nice comfortable combat style boots. I think they gripped so well that it torqued my knee, since I was used to more flat soled shoes that would slide. (or maybe it's just me getting older?)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2020 10:37 PM (Cus5s)


Embrace the inflammatory power of 'and'.

Well, that's the case with me.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (ldL4g)

228 177 We're All Mary Ann Guys Today
Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (qAR6u)


Always have been.

Always will be.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (B4c+V)

229 pretty cool
lets you pick a "moid" and it picks music for you

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:41 PM



If only it would pick your nose, then you'd have something!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (BIaNw)

230 I've swapped out fan motors before. Much easier.

Yeah, but the problem was the housing was hanging out of the ceiling. Not just a motor problem or a light problem, it's a housing problem.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (WNgSj)

231 Sounds more like gastritis. Try Pepcid.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (YkawN


I'll have to look into that too. It actually could make more sense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (rdbLX)

232 207 Go lay down, Lassie. Good girl.
Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (Rbu5d)

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What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Ubu at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (CAJOC)

233 Go to WebMD and you'll have cancer even sooner!
Posted by: BacktoGA

hah

Me: My nails split and break easily
Dr Google: You have cancer

Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (nUhF0)

234 171 Once I got my first case of shin splints, I quit running. Now my knees make enough noise to wake the dead.
Posted by: RickZ

For me, shin splints were always related to my running shoes. I found early on that if my foot shifted at all in the shoe, I got shin splints.

For sports, I buy shoes an entire size smaller than my regular size.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

235 Grump, what channel is the bowl game on?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (oZuI0)

236 logprof, I'll look for that thanks.
Also thanks to No One of Consequence. Can never have too much good music.

Re Robert Reed and Sherwood Schwartz: interestingly, it wasn't because of Reed being gay that they clashed. It was because Reed was supposedly promised by Schwartz that Brady Bunch would actually be more than a silly sitcom where all problems are solved in 25 minutes.

Reed kept trying to convince Schwartz to, I don't know, add more nuance to the show or make the plots smarter. Schwartz's attitude OTOH was, we're getting decent ratings, let's not rock the boat. It was bad enough that when Reed died, Schwartz refused to attend the funeral.

Reed wasn't blameless. Didn't help his case when the Bunch came back for that really brain-dead variety show; there he was, dancing and singing along. He obviously enjoyed the paychecks even if he hated the show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

237 Me: My nails split and break easily
Dr Google: You have cancer
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (nUhF0)

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The Horde: Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (fLVm1)

238 Yeah, but the problem was the housing was hanging out of the ceiling. Not just a motor problem or a light problem, it's a housing problem.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (WNgSj)

Call some Sovereign Citizens. They deal with housing problems.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (mzC78)

239 ESPN

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (yQpMk)

240 209 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)

betcha $5 it's gallstones
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)

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It might be lupus.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (CAJOC)

241 Yeah, but the problem was the housing was hanging out of the ceiling. Not just a motor problem or a light problem, it's a housing problem.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow


That's bad. Yeah, an electrician replaced my parents entire unit and he was not super happy having to deal with that.

Posted by: AF at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (S8ePJ)

242
Her Majesty's knee replacement went off all right but she had waited so long that after over a year she still is trying to get the muscles working correctly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (mht8P)

243 AlaBAMA,

You'll see a primary care provider, voice your concerns and get some blood work. If results are wonky, it takes a day to get results, you'll probably be asked to get an ultrasound.

Don't get sidetracked by all the other stuff they will want you to do. Try to stay focused on your immediate concern.

You'll be ok.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (U2p+3)

244 Qdp,

No one gives a shit about that

Posted by: four seasons at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (PisyI)

245 It might be lupus.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM



Portal vein thrombosis...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (BIaNw)

246 Me: My nails split and break easily
Dr Google: You have cancer
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (nUhF0)

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The Horde: Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (fLVm1)

Start taking Biotin.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7DJtA)

247 That's bad. Yeah, an electrician replaced my parents entire unit and he was not super happy having to deal with that.

Yeah, we are now going into hour 3. Bozo Conservative is quite good at this sort of thing, and I have a bit of experience as well. He's doing the lion's share of the work, with occasional ideas from me.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (WNgSj)

248 I finished "Black Angel" a biography of Arshile Gorky, weird painter.

It's a very good book, very complete, but it will not tell you being a painter is a good career move.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (l9m7l)

249 226 Oklahoma's embarrassing Florida in the Cotton Bowl. 41-13 late in the third quarter.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (sWM8x)

--$EC when team winning bowl game: "BEST CONFERENCE!!!"

$EC when team losing bowl game: "They were supposed to be in a better bowl so they're just not trying to win!"

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)

250 It might be lupus.

My life has been wasted.

Posted by: Dr. Gregory House at December 30, 2020 10:46 PM (PKcA/)

251 Hello, my guys!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 30, 2020 10:46 PM (9I8OG)

252 Well, I tried several different ways to comment, but all were rejected as spam.

Best wishes to all in the new year. I'll see if this at least will make it through.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 30, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

253 {{{Chique}}}

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

254 Hi chique

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:47 PM (7DJtA)

255 Yeah, but the problem was the housing was hanging out of the ceiling. Not just a motor problem or a light problem, it's a housing problem.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow

---------

Just a minute. Just a minute. I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (fLVm1)

256 It's a very good book, very complete, but it will not tell you being a painter is a good career move.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (l9m7l)

You know who else could have told you that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (mzC78)

257 RE: Alabama, my guess is NOT gallstones. If anyone has had gallstones here, it's incredibly painful. Not just a little pain, a lot of pain.


Could be something like gastritis. Is it worse with fried foods? That matters. And.. have you tried pepcid or prilosec? Those might help as well.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (WNgSj)

258 Reed kept trying to convince Schwartz to, I don't know, add more nuance to the show or make the plots smarter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)


So, just another actor who thought his deep ruminations were worthy of being listened to and heeded. Those guys and gals are a dime a dozen today.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (ldL4g)

259 So how are you planning on celebrating the New Year?

There's a fireworks stand in the Walmart parking lot, but the weather report says an 80% chance of rain.

I'm going to make breakfast tacos on Friday and invite my daughter ove.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (7DJtA)

260 RickZ, true.
Reed was a smart guy but IMHO he should have known what he was signing up for.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

261 --$EC when team winning bowl game: "BEST CONFERENCE!!!"

$EC when team losing bowl game: "They were supposed to be in a better bowl so they're just not trying to win!"
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)




Heh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (yQpMk)

262 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

--"More Than This" --I'm sure you've heard it (Roxy Music cover).

It was post-Natalie Merchant, and when I first heard it I had no idea it was 10k Maniacs. I also remember that I wondered, "Is that singer as pretty as she sounds?"

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (oZuI0)

263 Yeah, but the problem was the housing was hanging out of the ceiling. Not just a motor problem or a light problem, it's a housing problem.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow
----
But was it off by 1/8"???

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (UUBmN)

264 So, just another actor who thought his deep ruminations were worthy of being listened to and heeded. Those guys and gals are a dime a dozen today.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (ldL4g)

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*ahem*

Posted by: John Amos at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (fLVm1)

265 243 AlaBAMA,

You'll see a primary care provider, voice your concerns and get some blood work. If results are wonky, it takes a day to get results, you'll probably be asked to get an ultrasound.

Don't get sidetracked by all the other stuff they will want you to do. Try to stay focused on your immediate concern.

You'll be ok.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 10:44 PM (U2p+3


Will do! I've also been experiencing a few of the symptoms of gastris too. Given how stressed I've been this year, I'm wondering if that might also be it. My stomach has been a mess.

But like you say. Get to a doc. Hope I don't get the rona from getting checked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (rdbLX)

266

It could be liver flukes... Or guinea worms...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (BIaNw)

267 Fun fact: right after Brady Bunch ended, in 1975, Robert Reed did an episode of (I think) Marcus Welby, playing... a man transitioning from male to female.

There is supposedly one quick scene of Reed in drag as the 'female' version of his character in that episode. OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

268 Basically if you do 2 tbsp of apple cider vinegar in the morning and the snake juice concoxion, might be something to consider. Would be interesting to see how it affects you. Everyone is different.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 30, 2020 10:36 PM (MPYWI)

Milk of magnesia or ex-lax will do the same thing.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (YkawN)

269 Me: Types in symptoms of headache, slight fever, and body aches.

WebMD: you either have a cold or a brain tumor. It also might be Ebola or chronic halitosis.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (kTF2Z)

270 246 Me: My nails split and break easily
Dr Google: You have cancer
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:42 PM (nUhF0)

---------

The Horde: Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:43 PM (fLVm1)

Start taking Biotin.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7DJtA)

Keto diet.

Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (Rbu5d)

271 209 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)
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betcha $5 it's gallstones
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)
-
I've noticed he's got a lot of gall.

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (BRkq2)

272 {{{{Horde}}}}

RIP Dawn Wells

I love the meme Infidel sent me...

You thought 2020 was bad..........wait till it turns 21 and starts drinking

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (/UQ/R)

273 257 RE: Alabama, my guess is NOT gallstones. If anyone has had gallstones here, it's incredibly painful. Not just a little pain, a lot of pain

==

maybe they're little tiny gallstones
like sand sized

Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (nUhF0)

274 There is supposedly one quick scene of Reed in drag as the 'female' version of his character in that episode. OMG.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

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Was he hot?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (fLVm1)

275 logprof, I'm sure it's good. Natalie had/has quite a bit of talent, and I've heard that while she's lefty she's not loudmouthed about it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

276 {{{Chique}}}

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (B4c+V)

277 From 2020:

Aimee Mann covers "Drive" by the Cars

https://youtu.be/MVnDI2_v7G4

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (oZuI0)

278 Cicero, LOL.
I don't know and I don't wanna know if Mr. Brady is hot in drag!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

279 Start taking Biotin.
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7DJtA)

Keto diet.
Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (Rbu5d)

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Sous vide it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (fLVm1)

280 Leeches or trepanning might help...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

281 Could be something like gastritis. Is it worse with fried foods? That matters. And.. have you tried pepcid or prilosec? Those might help as well.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (WNgSj)


Yup. I'm starting to lean that way given my other symptoms. I'm gonna get to a doc and get checked out ASAP.

I'm hoping it's just stress induced stuff.

Thanks everyone, for your advice. Helps to talk about it. Y'all all wonderful. Thanks for letting me blather about my medical issues. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (rdbLX)

282 @MajorPatriot

Just RT'ing this for no reason whatsoever.
Vice President Mike Pence
@VP
US government account

It's a great honor to visit with Former President @GeorgeHWBush and Barbara Bush. Their service to our nation is an inspiration to us all.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (3P/5p)

283 What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Ubu

Sit! Ubu.

Good boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (Rvt88)

284 Leeches or trepanning might help...


Savages! Modern science has proven heroic purging to be the only way to rebalance the bodily humours.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (yQpMk)

285

It might not be the liver -- it might be a dissecting aortic aneurysm, or hydronephrosis...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (BIaNw)

286 AlaBAMA,
And do yourself a favor and stop googling your symptoms. Just. Stop.

Write things down, ask questions and don't get sidetracked with all the "normal screening tests" they will hammer you with.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (U2p+3)

287 AlaBAMA, seriously, get thee to a doc. The anxiety may be worse for you than whatever is the cause.

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (BRkq2)

288 269 Me: Types in symptoms of headache, slight fever, and body aches.

WebMD: you either have a cold or a brain tumor. It also might be Ebola or chronic halitosis.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (kTF2Z)


So true. WebMD is a horrible website unless you just want to know how to remove a splinter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (rdbLX)

289 {{{WDS}}}

How is your hubby doing?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

290 Thanks everyone, for your advice. Helps to talk about it. Y'all all wonderful. Thanks for letting me blather about my medical issues. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (rdbLX)

If your bathroom fan falls out of the ceiling, slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (mzC78)

291 Vice President Mike Pence
@VP
US government account

It's a great honor to visit with Former President @GeorgeHWBush and Barbara Bush. Their service to our nation is an inspiration to us all.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (3P/5p)

Did he hold a seance? Aren't both Bushies dead?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (7DJtA)

292 qdp, don't watch the "offical" vid of "More Than This" (it has an annoying drum track).

Watch this instead:

https://youtu.be/sWaKLI6OCSM

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

293 Fun fact: right after Brady Bunch ended, in 1975, Robert Reed did an episode of (I think) Marcus Welby, playing... a man transitioning from male to female.

Wait, what?

I was too young to care about watching Marcus Welby. Were episodes like that (controversial for the time) common?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (B4c+V)

294 Leeches or trepanning might help...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 10:52 PM (UUBmN)

Blood letting - releases the bad humours...only way to be sure.

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (w2LAm)

295
It could be liver flukes... Or guinea worms...
Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (BIaNw)

_________

The Picardy sweat. Very bad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (mht8P)

296 AlaBAMA, WebMD should just change its name to "Youregonnadie.com."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)

297 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:49 PM (rdbLX)

Try the Pepcid. I had an enlarged liver from mono, then my son had the same when he got it 30 years later. Trust me, gnawing chronic pain =/ enlarged liver.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (YkawN)

298 Leeches or trepanning might help...

Savages! Modern science has proven heroic purging to be the only way to rebalance the bodily humours.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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So an enema is still a possibility?

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (UUBmN)

299 logprof, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

300 Keto diet.
Posted by: Flyover at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (Rbu5d)

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Then become a cross fitter vegan Jehovah witness who sells Mary Kay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (kTF2Z)

301 Captain Whitebread, episodes like that were often times quick ratings grabs in the 1970s and 80s.

"And now, stay tuned for a very special episode of..."
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

302 257 RE: Alabama, my guess is NOT gallstones. If anyone has had gallstones here, it's incredibly painful. Not just a little pain, a lot of pain.


Could be something like gastritis. Is it worse with fried foods? That matters. And.. have you tried pepcid or prilosec? Those might help as well.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (WNgSj)

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I had gall stones. Went to the ER twice. First time, the pain subsided, and they told me to lay off the fatty foods, and sent me home.

A few days later, I was back in the ER. Took two doses of morphine to knock back the pain. Gall bladder came out that same day (and unbeknownst to me, they also repaired a small hernia near my belly button).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

303 269 Me: Types in symptoms of headache, slight fever, and body aches.

WebMD: you either have a cold or a brain tumor. It also might be Ebola or chronic halitosis.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 10:51 PM (kTF2Z)

It could be a too-mah...

Posted by: Annoying Kindergarten Student at December 30, 2020 10:56 PM (B4c+V)

304 Just die already, 2020

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 09:55 PM (oZuI0)


And many years later, everyone looked back wistfully at 2020 as The Last Of The Good Years.

As they slowly shuffled forward in line for their Kamala-approved bowl of cold gruel, amid the slim hope that most of the gravel had been picked out this time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2020 10:56 PM (F0YaR)

305 Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 10:53 PM (3P/5p)

Is that like a clue?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 10:56 PM (87oRe)

306 247 That's bad. Yeah, an electrician replaced my parents entire unit and he was not super happy having to deal with that.

Yeah, we are now going into hour 3. Bozo Conservative is quite good at this sort of thing, and I have a bit of experience as well. He's doing the lion's share of the work, with occasional ideas from me.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 10:45 PM (WNgSj)

So that's what they call supervision

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

307 176 ALH, my step dad died 6 weeks after his knee replacement. My husband is absolutely against me getting anything done because of that. But they've come a long way since then.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)


My father had RA, with really bad onset when he turned about 50. His joints were messed up. Knee replacement made a world of difference in his life.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (BMmaB)

308 ALH, they think they took him off the blood thinners too soon. Blood clot either hit his lungs or heart.. we don't know we never did an autopsy. he was helping my brother do repairs on his roof. He just sort of slid down the ladder and collapsed. My poor brother.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (nxdel)

309 He is resting. Thank you Ladyl!

And much thanks to all of you for your prayers and happy thoughts!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

310 According to WebMD I died a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

311 Ok, which one of you morons is sticking pins in your AlaBAMA doll?

Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (vgGvZ)

312 296 AlaBAMA, WebMD should just change its name to "Youregonnadie.com."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs


Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (rdbLX)

313 The Picardy sweat. Very bad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (mht8P)

Might be Bicardi sweat - have to switch to Captain Morgan - only way to be cured.

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (w2LAm)

314 "And now, stay tuned for a very special episode of..."
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)


I remember some of those. Most of the time, when that kind of episode came on, Mom and Dad told me to go to my room.

I had toys and comic books, so I didn't object.

Posted by: Annoying Kindergarten Student at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (B4c+V)

315 Hello Chique!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (87oRe)

316 Alabama, my guess is NOT gallstones. If anyone has had gallstones here, it's incredibly painful. Not just a little pain, a lot of pain.

---

Yep.

Up there with kidney stones.

Posted by: SMH at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (RU4sa)

317 Took two doses of morphine to knock back the pain. Gall bladder came out that same day (and unbeknownst to me, they also repaired a small hernia near my belly button).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (CAJOC)

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This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (fLVm1)

318 308 ALH, they think they took him off the blood thinners too soon. Blood clot either hit his lungs or heart.. we don't know we never did an autopsy. he was helping my brother do repairs on his roof. He just sort of slid down the ladder and collapsed. My poor brother.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (nxdel)


Jewells--that is so awful.

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

319 Ah-nold movie sock off.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (B4c+V)

320 Avoid Prilosec and nexium. Stick with Pepcid or Tagamet if they still make the latter. PPIs are bad for bones, kidneys, and they are correlated with increased risk for C diff.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (YkawN)

321
@MajorPatriot

Just RT'ing this for no reason whatsoever.
Vice President Mike Pence
@VP
US government account

It's a great honor to visit with Former President @GeorgeHWBush and Barbara Bush. Their service to our nation is an inspiration to us all.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast


They're both dead - was he at a seance?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 10:59 PM (pNxlR)

322 During this ONT I would like to confess that I speculated that the death of Lousiana congressman Letlow, which was reported as due to COVID, was, in fact, a heart attack, which he suffered during treatment for COVID, and was officially listed as cardiac arrest, was due to cardiac arrest, during his treatment for COVID.
Most death certificates say cardiac arrest, or words to that effect.
May he be welcomed in to the bosom of the Lord and prayers for he and his family, in this, their time of sorrow and need.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 10:59 PM (w7KSn)

323 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (fLVm1)


***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 10:59 PM (7DJtA)

324 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (fLVm1)


I kind of feel bad for laughing out loud at that.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:59 PM (ldL4g)

325 Me: My nails split and break easily
Dr Google: You have cancer


lol! I have that problem. It's called get older. FFS.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 10:59 PM (nxdel)

326 Ok, which one of you morons is sticking pins in your AlaBAMA doll?
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (vgGvZ)

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Shifty eyes

Posted by: Notre Dame at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (kTF2Z)

327 Cicero: where's my Valium??!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

328 323 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (fLVm1)



I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

329 AlaBAMA, WebMD should just change its name to "Youregonnadie.com."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs

MobMD has the same slogan - except its more like "Youagonnadieacapesce?.com"

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (w2LAm)

330 Ok, which one of you morons is sticking pins in your AlaBAMA doll?

Just checked, not part of the set I got when I signed up. I guess updates weren't part of the deal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (SchxB)

331 Knee replacement made a world of difference in his life.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (BMmaB)


Same here!

Sadly, it did not fix any of the other unrelated crap in my life, but it sure helped me be able to walk the dog, which I could not do before!!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (87oRe)

332 my turn for symptom whining
I think my right side sinuses have been unhappy for days or is it weeks now
the past few days the right side of my forehead actually feels bruised when I touch it

Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

333 Boswell, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

334 I swear my ex wife was into voodoo and cursed me. She was from lower AlaBAMA near all those Mardi Gras people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:01 PM (rdbLX)

335 Is it too late for the blue plate special?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 11:01 PM (BMmaB)

336 Wow, the Gaytors are getting boat-raced, as the kids say.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)

337 309 He is resting. Thank you Ladyl!

And much thanks to all of you for your prayers and happy thoughts!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow TRUMP WON at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)


Send him love from the Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

338 Ladyl.. thank you. It was rough. He was a good man and my poor mom was just devastated. She didn't know that morning she kissed him goodbye would be the last time she would ever do that. Sudden deaths like that are so hard. I still miss him terribly.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (nxdel)

339 332 my turn for symptom whining
I think my right side sinuses have been unhappy for days or is it weeks now
the past few days the right side of my forehead actually feels bruised when I touch it
Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)


You ever try those netti pots with warm saltwater?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (rdbLX)

340 332 my turn for symptom whining
I think my right side sinuses have been unhappy for days or is it weeks now
the past few days the right side of my forehead actually feels bruised when I touch it
Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:00 PM (nUhF0)

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And WebMD says... spider eggs.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (CAJOC)

341 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (fLVm1)


Lol. Pass the laudanum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (F0YaR)

342 Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 10:58 PM (YkawN)

Tagamet can have some interesting side effects!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (87oRe)

343 Did he hold a seance? Aren't both Bushies dead?

Posted by: ALH


Both Bushes are dead. Bushies live forever.



See also : Rove, Karl ; Perino, Dana; Roberts, John; Bush, Heb

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (3P/5p)

344 so if I shoot somebody and at autopsy the cadaver tests positive for COVID, am I off the hook for murder?
hypothetically

Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (nUhF0)

345 338 Ladyl.. thank you. It was rough. He was a good man and my poor mom was just devastated. She didn't know that morning she kissed him goodbye would be the last time she would ever do that. Sudden deaths like that are so hard. I still miss him terribly.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (nxdel)


Sudden death sucks for those left behind.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

346 Has anyone ever dealt with enlarged liver before? I've been suffering from a gnawing pain on my right side just under the bottom of my rib cage. I've come to the conclusion it's likely enlarged liver.

I'm guessing my intake of alcohol over the years has led to it but I'm hoping it can be reversed.

Looking at things like milk thistle which seem to promise relief. That and....quitting drinking, which sucks.
It could be non-alcoholic fatty liver too, I guess.
Whole thing has been giving me anxiety.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27

If you try milk thistle let us know the results. My doc doesn't like my liver results on the blood test.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (/LM9B)

347 And WebMD says... spider eggs.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (CAJOC)


She's pregnant?

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (7DJtA)

348 Vmom,
Could be an infection.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (UUBmN)

349 331 Knee replacement made a world of difference in his life.

I'm happy for you

My knee is somewhat better after a replacement & revision but still not where I would like it to be 7 years later

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

350 Five touchdowns down.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (yQpMk)

351 336 Wow, the Gaytors are getting boat-raced, as the kids say.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:01 PM (oZuI0)

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Kids are saying what, now? I am so out-of-the-loop.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (CAJOC)

352 Honest to God... I see a little bug crawling out of the Bloody Mary. I know it's a shrimp... but it's a bug damnit. I'm in tears. Holy shit.

I gotta' lay off the weed. Or shrooms. Geeeze.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (3H9h1)

353 299 logprof, thanks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

--Listening right now.

The oooo's and aaaah's thrown in make it a great version.

As as it turned out, the chick who replaced Natalie was cutey-cute.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)

354 You ever try those netti pots with warm saltwater?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (rdbLX)

I'm not congested though

maybe it is spider eggs

Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:05 PM (nUhF0)

355 Posted by: DOCTOR vmom at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (nUhF0)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

356 Guinea worms...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (BIaNw)

357 Oklahoma's Rattler is a much better quarterback than I realized.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (sWM8x)

358 Sudden death sucks for those left behind.


Yep.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (SchxB)

359 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

360 Five touchdowns down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:04 PM (yQpMk)

Thank God the Jets had enough sense to blow their chances on drafting "Mr. Lose by 45 points to OK" dude.

Feeling a lot better about them drafting some no name schlub who's number 6 in the first round..

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (w2LAm)

361 "This is my last ONT of 2020. I pray that we all have a better, happier and more prosperous 2021."

The Dude abides

Posted by: The Big Mikloskowski at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

362 Good night all. I have a shift at Shep's tomorrow where I will probably say goodbye to my sweet Little Lady, then a New Years Eve party at my sons. Gonna be a long and very weird day. Stay safe ya'll and keep praying for our president and our country.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (nxdel)

363 356 Guinea worms...
Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (BIaNw)

sorry, we are all out

Posted by: Cafeteria Lunch Lady at the Villages at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (nUhF0)

364 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

Good luck with that.

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (7DJtA)

365 Hello Chique!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 10:57 PM (87oRe)

Dearest Commissar!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (9I8OG)

366 Coming soon to a winter location near you because Mother Earf is far more important that you are

H/T WZ:
shorturl.at/czQW9

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (87oRe)

367 Good night, Jewells

Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (7DJtA)

368 Hum diddy hee hee.

Hoo ah hoo ah.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (icI8A)

369 So, just another actor who thought his deep ruminations were worthy of being listened to and heeded. Those guys and gals are a dime a dozen today.
Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 10:48 PM (ldL4g)


They're going for that much?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (0QYMt)

370 If you try milk thistle let us know the results. My doc doesn't like my liver results on the blood test.
Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 30, 2020 11:03 PM (/LM9B)


I've read some pretty good things about it. Apparently some sommeliers swear by it when they imbibe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (rdbLX)

371 357 Oklahoma's Rattler is a much better quarterback than I realized.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:06 PM (sWM8x)

--Yeah, he's good.

Sooners have great QBs at the college level, but struggle in the transition to pro. They have put out great receivers, though, like Georgia cranks out RBs.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (oZuI0)

372 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

Who are you, and what have you done with BC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (mzC78)

373 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

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Ok, we'll cancel each other out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (kTF2Z)

374 354 You ever try those netti pots with warm saltwater?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:02 PM (rdbLX)

I have successfully rid myself of a couple of sinus infections with that method, I add in a couple droppers of some oils that you can get for it. I used to be congested at night a lot, using the neti pot at night has cut down my use of antihistamines a huge amount.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (V2Yro)

375 245 It might be lupus.

Tough way to get access to (the devil) HCQ. Can I just get a false diagnosis?

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (BRkq2)

376 Nite Jewells!

Thanks for the chat

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (rdbLX)

377 359 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)


When's the wake so we can pick up your dropped banner?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (0QYMt)

378 Shit man, that les paul the Patti Smith guitarist is using is worth a king's ransom. Looks like a real 1960. damn...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2020 11:09 PM (9Om/r)

379 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.

Posted by: Cicero
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It doesn't take 5 minutes at a gathering of my contemporaries before the discussion turns to eyes, knees, hips, or digestive tracts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:10 PM (OqQva)

380 This thread is starting to sound like the cafeteria line at The Villages.
Posted by: Cicero

*spit guard take*

Posted by: Shecky Miklosberg at December 30, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

381 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)


All the former exclude the latter as you're 'grumpy' button will be permanently set to on.

Posted by: RickZ at December 30, 2020 11:10 PM (ldL4g)

382 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 30, 2020 11:08 PM (9I8OG)

My Queen, I certainly hope the new sedan chair crew have finally got the pace down correctly! You deserve a smooth, gliding, and elegant ride!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (87oRe)

383 what was I saying?

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (nUhF0)

384 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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There are still monasteries around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (OqQva)

385 Bitter Clinger,
Please do what you feel best for your own personal happiness. I like you just the way you are.

I enjoy your humor and your sometimes brutal honesty.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (U2p+3)

386 LMAO, I love Outkick:

https://www.outkick.com/kyle-trasks-dad-rips-florida-


receivers-defense-during-cotton-bowl/

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

387 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

Fuck that - just buy a Planet Fitness membership - you'll feel great never using it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (w2LAm)

388 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke,
be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women,
be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not
eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent
human being.
xx

Overall, how much has being decent human beings gotten us in the last year or two or three or four? We are demonized, beaten up, and have things thrown at us by the MSM/DNC/GOV thugs, and have no recourse.

Maybe our collective resolution should be to be MORE awful and cause a lot problems in 2021.
/yes, someone did voluntarily marry me, why do you ask?

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (WNgSj)

389 It doesn't take 5 minutes at a gathering of my contemporaries before the discussion turns to eyes, knees, hips, or digestive tracts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

With my group it's more like...you...I mean you two..??!!

Posted by: Perpetually amazed Miklos at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

390 At least we're not talking about food...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (BIaNw)

391 what was I saying?
Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom
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Don't know, you're sitting on my bad ear side.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (OqQva)

392 Sharkman's quest to go off grid had a nice achievement unlocked today, as I ordered a Traditions Deluxe .50 Cal Black Powder Flintlock Muzzleloader Kentucky Rifle:

https://tinyurl.com/Sharkmans-Off-Grid-Fun

Got an old timey cartridge box and powder horn coming, too, but you'll not see me slipping amidst the hills of Tehachapi, CA next month wearing a tri-corner hat.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (1YlHz)

393 383 what was I saying?
Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (nUhF0)

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Spiders...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (CAJOC)

394 My Queen, I certainly hope the new sedan chair crew have finally got the pace down correctly! You deserve a smooth, gliding, and elegant ride!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (87oRe)

I think "truckin'" would be appropriate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (mzC78)

395 383 what was I saying?

Posted by: Doctor Elect vmom at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (nUhF0)

You were giving your good friend Mikey NTH a whole lot of money that you may or may not have actual legal ownership of.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (0QYMt)

396 just buy a Planet Fitness membership - you'll feel great never using it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (w2LAm)

\
Thanks Bos, I think you just solved a major problem I was about to have in 2021!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (87oRe)

397 I wish I had more hope for 2021.

My fear is Biden and Harris will ruin it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (rdbLX)

398 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)



No! We need you to live!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

399 receivers-defense-during-cotton-bowl/
Posted by: logprof


The Tom Cotton Bowl may be on Jan. 6

Posted by: Perpetually optimistic Miklos at December 30, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

400
Year-ending holidays in more-or-less the middle of the week are for the birds. I haven't had a firm grasp on what day of the week it is for the past ten days now. On the bright side, I came through the span of weeks since the time change with declining amounts of daylight about as well as I have in a long time with no spans of moping around instead of doing something productive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 30, 2020 11:14 PM (pNxlR)

401 Bourbon tonight wt 101.


Satisfying!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 30, 2020 11:14 PM (0OmEj)

402 So we are 9 months into COVID and the first celebrity that people know died of it?

Isn't that a little odd?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (qlFIA)

403 Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)


Too early for April Fools Joke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)

404 274 There is supposedly one quick scene of Reed in drag as the 'female' version of his character in that episode. OMG.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

Best female version of a well known male character was Jethreen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (V2Yro)

405 I wish I had more hope for 2021.



My fear is Biden and Harris will ruin it.


Upthread I linked a Catherine Austin Fitts video called I think Planet Lockdown. It's going to get really ugly really quickly. She also explains why riots happened in certain areas; it had to do with the Federal Reserve locations; they wanted the areas to be destroyed so they could buy it cheap to put in surveillance infrastructure. Really worthwhile video.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (WNgSj)

406 My knee is somewhat better after a replacement & revision but still not where I would like it to be 7 years later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 11:04

Had a hip replacement in 2010.
They found I had congenital hip dysplasia, nobody found that in 50 yrs.

That started the cycle of sciatica because everything was shifted. Back surgery in 2014 helped for a while. Today I'm on forced medical leave I was walking so bad. Hopefully this last prednisone burst will kick it.

Only reason I bore you w/ this is I'm hoping someone else in a similar situation can advise. But everyone is different.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (/LM9B)

407 I think "truckin'" would be appropriate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (mzC7


That is the party team, but yes!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (87oRe)

408 Good evening.
I really liked the Patti Smith video. Reminded me of a Janis Joplin concert. So gritty, so real. No fancy lighting, costumes. Brought back memories.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 30, 2020 11:16 PM (sd8p8)

409 My Queen, I certainly hope the new sedan chair crew have finally got the pace down correctly! You deserve a smooth, gliding, and elegant ride!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:11 PM (87oRe)

Yes, of course, Dearest Commissar, thank you. They are terrified of the thought of being cast into the dungeon at the slightest offense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (show/me/themoney) at December 30, 2020 11:16 PM (9I8OG)

410 Don't know, you're sitting on my bad ear side.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

My very excellent instructor for Project Management explained it by saying "I was a Navy gunner. When the Navy had guns."

Posted by: Miklos, PMP at December 30, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

411 >It doesn't take 5 minutes at a gathering of my contemporaries before the discussion turns to eyes, knees, hips, or digestive tracts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



we haven't done teeth yet

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:16 PM (iTXRQ)

412 Hi everyone, decided to see out the old year with drinking.

Love each and every one of you, and may you all live long and prosper.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 30, 2020 11:17 PM (l9m7l)

413 Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:12 PM (WNgSj)

--Preachin' to the choir.

Now, we don't have to burn, loot and murder (TM) to make something happen, but clearly the Marquess of Queensbury bullshit has gotten us fuck all.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

414 Evening all. This thread is making me laugh. Growing old is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2020 11:17 PM (Nyumu)

415 TD OU

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:18 PM (yQpMk)

416 Thanks Bos, I think you just solved a major problem I was about to have in 2021!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (87oRe)

The only people that actually go into a Planet Fitness are lunkheads so they can chase off all the soy-based life forms...only these soybags actually never go 'cause they're scared of luckheads, so its just a purplish dump full of lunkheads, and round and round it goes...

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:18 PM (w2LAm)

417 Florida has given up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:18 PM (yQpMk)

418
play some Skynard dude!

Posted by: The bro in the back row at December 30, 2020 11:18 PM (r4bSV)

419 What on earth happened to the gators. Jeez. This scoreline is embarrassing

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2020 11:18 PM (Nyumu)

420 Evening all. This thread is making me laugh. Growing old is not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: IC at December 30, 2020 11:17 PM (Nyumu)


My sainted Mother said, "Growing old is NOT for sissies!!"

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 30, 2020 11:19 PM (87oRe)

421 400
Year-ending holidays in more-or-less the middle of the week are for the birds. I haven't had a firm grasp on what day of the week it is for the past ten days now.
------

Ten days? I haven't had a firm grasp on it for months. My first clue is when the Book Thread pops up, and I have to put on pants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:19 PM (OqQva)

422 414 Evening all. This thread is making me laugh. Growing old is not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: IC at December 30, 2020 11:17 PM (Nyumu


Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:19 PM (rdbLX)

423 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke, be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women, be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent human being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)



I like you just the way you are.

Posted by: Fred Rodgers at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (89T5c)

424

I OD'd on Metamucil just 1x

pooped until Tuesday

Posted by: old geyser who smells of rum at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (r4bSV)

425 Ten days? I haven't had a firm grasp on it for months. My first clue is when the Book Thread pops up, and I have to put on pants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:19 PM (OqQva)

You have pants? Rich bastard...

Posted by: Boswell at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (w2LAm)

426 we haven't done teeth yet
Posted by: DB


Nostalgia

Posted by: Full Miklos Replacement, according to the radio ads at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

427 What on earth happened to the gators.
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Probably ate some spoiled poodle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (OqQva)

428 I'm doing the gator chomp right here in my living room. There gonna turn this thing around!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (sWM8x)

429 They're.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:21 PM (sWM8x)

430 428 I'm doing the gator chomp right here in my living room. There gonna turn this thing around!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (sWM8x)

#TWOWEEKS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:21 PM (V2Yro)

431 As a 'Noles ad Hokies fan, I cannot emphasize how it has been a pretty damn shameful year from FSU and Tech.

Tonight helps a little.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

432 Too early for April Fools Joke
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


My birthday is April 1st.

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Miklos, playing the fool at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

433 My New Year's Resolutions:

Stop poking myself repeatedly with pencils

Stop dropping my phone in the toilet

Quit taking naps in the mattress section at the furniture store

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (aommx)

434 I think in 2021 my resolution will be to no longer drink, curse, smoke,
be a smart-alec, be sarcastic, think inappropriate thoughts about women,
be confrontational, say inappropriate things, to exercise everyday, not
eat deep fried food, not eat processed sugar, and try to be a decent
human being.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G0PEa)

I would be a hollowed out shell at that point. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (9Om/r)

435 Can we talk a moment to talk about - Regularity???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (V2Yro)

436 Logprof, I posted a response to your comment on the ONT last night but I don't think you saw it:

"Russia will spread her errors throughout the world, raising up wars and persecutions of the Church. The good will be martyred, the Holy Father will have much to suffer and various nations will be annihilated."

(Some woman in 1917)

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist



This column by Joseph Bottum when Lucia dos Santos passed in 2005 is a must read:

https://tinyurl.com/What-Happened-At-Fatima-JB

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (1YlHz)

437 I expect Alabama and Clemson in the final.

Yet another title for Saban.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (rdbLX)

438 so CO Gov Jared Penis released a vaccine schedule for Coloradans, based on how important each of us is in his estimation.

Looks like I will have to wait until summer 2021, after all the special people are inoculated.

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (iTXRQ)

439
pooped until Tuesday

Hush hush...
Voices Carry

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (3P/5p)

440 If your bathroom fan falls out of the ceiling, slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 10:54 PM (mzC7

Does that mean shoot it? Because if my bathroom fan falls on me, I wanna shoot it. Maybe getting stabby would do the trick.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (YkawN)

441 we haven't done teeth yet
Posted by: DB
----

*!*

Reminds me, have an appointment for a crown on the 6th. Thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (OqQva)

442 435 Can we talk a moment to talk about - Regularity???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (V2Yro)

---------

How would you like pre-lubed catheters.

DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOUR DOOR!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (fLVm1)

443 Yet another title for Saban.


Asterisk! Asterisk!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (yQpMk)

444 433 My New Year's Resolutions:

Stop poking myself repeatedly with pencils

Stop dropping my phone in the toilet

Quit taking naps in the mattress section at the furniture store
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (aommx


What about chewing used gum from under the park benches?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (rdbLX)

445 Can we talk a moment to talk about - Regularity???


Oh, shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (SchxB)

446
Well, I think the vices, the ranting, the sexual conquests.....those things serve as distractions and releases from the misery of the world.

In 2021, I would like to feel the full misery of the entire earth weighing directly on my soul and mind with perfect clarity.

I'd like the hatred and disgust to well within me and build up the pressure that I'm only moments from exploding at any moment, but hidden behind a quiet demeanor and goofy smile.

I want my mental balance to be teetering ever so slightly. And should my fuse ever get lit, I'd like them to say "He was a quiet guy that kept to himself, mostly quiet. But yeah, I knew he'd do something like that."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (G0PEa)

447 >> based on how important each of us is in his estimation.





soon

Posted by: death panels at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (r4bSV)

448 >>> 438 so CO Gov Jared Penis released a vaccine schedule for Coloradans, based on how important each of us is in his estimation.

Looks like I will have to wait until summer 2021, after all the special people are inoculated.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (iTXRQ)

You are not pregnant or trying to become pregnant.

Posted by: J. Polesucker at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (02b6n)

449 pooped until Tuesday

Hush hush...
Voices Carry
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 11:23 PM (3P/5p)


I lolfed

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (rdbLX)

450 Stay safe ya'll and keep praying for our president and our country.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 30, 2020 11:07

Bless you for your work at the shelter. Do you know a vet named Dr Renny? He's a cousin that lives in the area.

Happy New Year, sounds like you have great plans.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (/LM9B)

451 TD Florida. End with some dignity there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (yQpMk)

452 Reverse mortgages.

Magnum sells em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (3P/5p)

453 Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (1YlHz)

--Don't worry, I read it.

Good stuff.

I like that Bottum mentioned untramontanists.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:25 PM (oZuI0)

454 the Book Thread pops up, and I have to put on pants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:19 PM (OqQva)

You have pants? Rich bastard...
Posted by: Boswell




Pantalons.

He has velvet pantalons.

Posted by: Miklos, but not Rich Corinthian Leather, one hope at December 30, 2020 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

455 >Reminds me, have an appointment for a crown on the 6th. Thanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


get metal instead of ceramic

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:25 PM (iTXRQ)

456
when was the last time anyone wore something outer than flipflops or slippers?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (r4bSV)

457 Looks like I will have to wait until summer 2021, after all the special people are inoculated.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (iTXRQ)

Just as well. Let all the special people discover the unforeseen side effects.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (mzC78)

458 435 Can we talk a moment to talk about - Regularity???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (V2Yro)

--------------------------

As long as nobody mentions that "not-so-fresh" feeling

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)

459 Reminds me, have an appointment for a crown on the 6th. Thanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


get metal instead of ceramic
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:25 PM (iTXRQ)


GOLD. It's Klassy and luxurious.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (zr5Kq)

460 458 435 Can we talk a moment to talk about - Regularity???
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (V2Yro)

--------------------------

As long as nobody mentions that "not-so-fresh" feeling
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)


Never trust a fart over fifty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:27 PM (rdbLX)

461 As long as nobody mentions that "not-so-fresh" feeling
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)

Undouche me!!!!

Posted by: Oswald Bates at December 30, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

462 Reminds me, have an appointment for a crown on the 6th. Thanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer




Coronations are cool.

Posted by: Crown Prince Rupprecht-Miklos at December 30, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

463 Just as well. Let all the special people discover the unforeseen side effects.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (mzC7

----------

Watch for the sudden appearance of people with tiny arms. That's the tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

464 /sock

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (oZuI0)

465 I remember (freshman year) watching a hapless gator team losing to Alabama by a lopsided score of 40s to very little. Like watching the Bad News Bears team sort of game. Just about every game was a loss that season. I stopped going to the games, and just listened to the debacle from my dorm room. Good times.

Posted by: FloridachickTRUMPWON at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (Reiyl)

466 I normally don't do new years resolutions. Its just more shit to add to my ever expanding "to do" list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (9Om/r)

467 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 30, 2020 11:20 PM (sWM8x)

Positivity

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

468 ...quiet guy that kept to himself, mostly quiet. But yeah, I knew he'd do something like that."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM



My, we're a cheery sort tonight, aren't we!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (BIaNw)

469 >GOLD. It's Klassy and luxurious.
Posted by: runner


last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ)

470 Reverse mortgages.

Magnum sells em.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
----------

Sad, really. Ex-celebrities will apparently do anything for money...that they don't need.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (OqQva)

471 Never trust a fart over fifty.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:27 PM (rdbLX)

-----------------------------

I thought it was just a fart. I was wrong.

--Just the punchline

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (CAJOC)

472 May want to reconsider hurrying 2020 on out, it isn't written in stone that 2021 won't be 2 or 3 times worse.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (KATBx)

473
Looks like I will have to wait until summer 2021, after all the special people are inoculated.

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (iTXRQ)



Just as well. Let all the special people discover the unforeseen side effects.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:26 PM (mzC7

Soooo much this!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (9Om/r)

474 last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ


Just think of all the other stuff dentists do while you're under.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (rdbLX)

475 Bridge video is kind of calming. Breath in .... breath out ... breath in ... breath out

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:29 PM (l6b3d)

476 when was the last time anyone wore something outer than flipflops or slippers?

I don't really wear socks. Ever.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (WNgSj)

477 438 so CO Gov Jared Penis released a vaccine schedule for Coloradans, based on how important each of us is in his estimation.

And then the Trump vaccine went off just like the little head-things in Kingsman, taking out all of the special people.


No one thought about that, did they?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (0QYMt)

478 Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB




I first saw BB King at the Palladium.

Posted by: Miklos, oh Lawd this man KNOWS at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

479 474 last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ

---------

I saw Toto at the Palladium in '89.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (fLVm1)

480 last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ)


Verry cool. Did you make jewelry out of it ? Talisman ??

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (zr5Kq)

481 My, we're a cheery sort tonight, aren't we!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (BIaNw)

.....

Lol.

Yeah, you're right.

I think I'll just try to quit smoking.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (G0PEa)

482 Well, I think the vices, the ranting, the sexual conquests.....those things serve as distractions and releases from the misery of the world.

I want my mental balance to be teetering ever so slightly. And should my fuse ever get lit, I'd like them to say "He was a quiet guy that kept to himself, mostly quiet. But yeah, I knew he'd do something like that."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 30, 2020 11:24 PM (G0PEa)

Don't give up on the Sexual Conquests quite yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (V2Yro)

483 last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ)

That's the stuff that catalytic converters are made from.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (mzC78)

484
last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB
------
I met a guy who is in the 'used metal' business. It was a bit bizarre, macabre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (OqQva)

485 I promised myself that when I turned 70 I would take smoking up again. At that point, I might as well enjoy myself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (rdbLX)

486 I don't really wear socks. Ever.
Posted by: shibumi

*mild, moderate, kindly glare*

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

487 I don't really wear socks. Ever.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM



My brother sister!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (BIaNw)

488

I first saw BB King at the Palladium.
Posted by: Miklos, oh Lawd this man KNOWS at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ


I saw Toto at the Palladium in '89.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:30 PM (fLVm1)


I saw Les Miserables at the Palladium.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (zr5Kq)

489 "when was the last time anyone wore something outer than flipflops or slippers?"


Like shoes? Today.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (0QYMt)

490 PRO TIP: If you announce your New Years resolutions early enough, you can have months to engage in bad behavior without any guilt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

491 Tom Servo, from Beverly Hillbillies?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

492 I think I'll just try to quit smoking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I think we picked the wrong year to quit smoking.

Posted by: Miklos on an Airplane at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

493 CO Gov Jared Penis released a vaccine schedule for Coloradans, based on how important each of us is in his estimation.


Yeah, they're going to force it on everyone. Lots of people will die, which is what they want. Those left will be sterilized slaves to the technocrats. They're working on it now. Banking/ satellites/CCP social credit/ 24 hour surveillance/military, they're all in on it.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (WNgSj)

494 >Verry cool. Did you make jewelry out of it ? Talisman ??
Posted by: runner



nah, sent the teeth to an outfit that recycles and pays you cash
I got $151

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (iTXRQ)

495 Sherwood Schwartz, of Brady Bunch fame (or infamy), was also the exec producer of Gilligan's Island.

Schwartz seemed to specialize in zany, not-so-brainy sitcoms, and we all know the stories of his battles with Robert Reed on Brady Bunch.

Posted by: qdpsteve




I just started watching Sledge Hammer! from '86-88. It's soooo bad that it's good. I'm cracking up. I love those old series.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (1YlHz)

496

guys, guys, guys


there are peeps here who wear shoes, shoes!


act accordingly

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (r4bSV)

497 Sharkman, Sledge Hammer! was supposed to be dumb. It's ironic! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

498 491 Tom Servo, from Beverly Hillbillies?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

heh, yes! I thought no one saw that remark.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (V2Yro)

499 I saw Les Miserables at the Palladium.
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (zr5Kq)

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Did you cry?

Be honest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

500 Smart move

Posted by: Jim Fixx




ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:34 PM (1YlHz)

501 I don't really wear socks. Ever.

Posted by: shibumi

I have a lot of socks.

May never use them.

I guess I'm kind of a sock prepper.

Posted by: Miklos, paratis animis opibusque at December 30, 2020 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

502 Also helping with new fan installation, I cut my thumb on... IDK. I think that means I am officially not just supervising.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:35 PM (WNgSj)

503 499 I saw Les Miserables at the Palladium.
Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:31 PM (zr5Kq)
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Did you cry?

Be honest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

he was absolutely miserable!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:35 PM (V2Yro)

504 >>> last year I had a couple teeth with crowns pulled. You can recycle that stuff for cash. Also, it turns out they weren't gold but palladium.
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ)

Current value looks like about $2,500/oz which seems like a lot. Most of it's used in catalytic converters. The rest in electronics and dentistry.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:36 PM (l6b3d)

505 Did you cry?

Be honest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)


Oh yes, when Scar killed Mufasa. Very sad.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:36 PM (zr5Kq)

506 Only reason I bore you w/ this is I'm hoping someone else in a similar situation can advise. But everyone is different.
Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 30, 2020 11:15 PM (/LM9B)

There is a hip specialist surgeon in Flagstaff who is amazing. Dynamo of a woman, finally diagnosed my husband correctly. Sent him to PT instead of surgery. Months of glute work fixed the problem.

Dr Amber Randall. He had seen 3 docs before her in 3 other states. She is fantastic. They just built a brand new bone and joint surgery place there too, so if she says surgery is the best bet, new, clean, state of the art ortho only hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/yagrx2qj

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (YkawN)

507 he was absolutely miserable!
Posted by: Tom Servo

More or les miserable?

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

508 When you think about it, the idea of the Flintstones celebrating Christmas really seems unworkably anachronistic.

Posted by: spindrift at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (PKcA/)

509 I don't wear shoes, they make me fall down.



Really they do.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

510 >> I don't really wear socks. Ever.






I DO !!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggeinsteiyn from Battleborough, VT 05009 at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (r4bSV)

511 502 Also helping with new fan installation, I cut my thumb on... IDK. I think that means I am officially not just supervising.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:35 PM (WNgSj)

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Things should go more smoothly now. Any project I work on requires a blood sacrifice before I can complete it. When I was rewiring some shop lights for LED, I sliced my thumb on the housing. Never really had blood dripping from a wound like that.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (CAJOC)

512 Okay, I just tried Inca Kola for the first time.

Not bad. Has a cotton-candy/bubblegum flavor.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)

513 That boardwalk photo on top of the ONT? I get mosquito bites merely from looking at that.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 30, 2020 11:38 PM (qpX6U)

514

I got a real nice Koala pelt, I will make a sweet motorcycle seat


The Panda one wore the F out

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 11:39 PM (r4bSV)

515 >>> 508 When you think about it, the idea of the Flintstones celebrating Christmas really seems unworkably anachronistic.
Posted by: spindrift at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (PKcA/)


Prefiguration.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 30, 2020 11:39 PM (l6b3d)

516 That boardwalk photo on top of the ONT? I get mosquito bites merely from looking at that.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 30, 2020 11:38 PM (qpX6U)

That looks like blackfly country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:39 PM (mzC78)

517 508 When you think about it, the idea of the Flintstones celebrating Christmas really seems unworkably anachronistic.
Posted by: spindrift at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (PKcA/)

Little Thor and his Valhallen Dirge Band Learn the True Meaning of Solstice: A Yuletide Special

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:39 PM (0QYMt)

518 I love it when Fantine croaks out her last song.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:40 PM (fLVm1)

519 I don't really wear socks. Ever.

I DO !!!!
Posted by: Mary Cloggeinsteiyn




Mary!

The Birkenstocks!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at December 30, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

520 516 That boardwalk photo on top of the ONT? I get mosquito bites merely from looking at that.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at December 30, 2020 11:38 PM (qpX6U)

That looks like blackfly country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:39 PM (mzC78


Pretty sure there are bodies tied to cinder blocks in that water.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:40 PM (rdbLX)

521 508 When you think about it, the idea of the Flintstones celebrating Christmas really seems unworkably anachronistic.
Posted by: spindrift at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (PKcA/)

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Time travel. The Flintstones/Jetsons crossover introduced Christmas to the stone age.

And speaking of, I'm still trying to find the Flintstones Christmas special where Fred has to take over for Santa. It was the one I grew up with.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:40 PM (CAJOC)

522 Things should go more smoothly now. Any project I work on requires a blood sacrifice before I can complete it. When I was rewiring some shop lights for LED, I sliced my thumb on the housing. Never really had blood dripping from a wound like that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (CAJOC)

there's nothing worse than accidentally running your hand across a razor sharp piece of metal! Like you, I think I always leave a little bit of blood somewhere on every project I've ever done. Half the time I don't even notice til later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2020 11:40 PM (V2Yro)

523 I would like to know how the Great Gazoo fits in with human evolution.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:41 PM (yQpMk)

524 there's nothing worse than accidentally running your hand across a razor
sharp piece of metal! Like you, I think I always leave a little bit
of blood somewhere on every project I've ever done. Half the time I
don't even notice til later.

Yeah, that's what I think I did.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:42 PM (WNgSj)

525 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

526

It's not really a successful home project unless one has shed blood for it...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (BIaNw)

527 523 I would like to know how the Great Gazoo fits in with human evolution.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 30, 2020 11:41 PM (yQpMk)

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He slots in somewhere between Homo Erectus and Homo Floriensis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (fLVm1)

528 I would like to know how the Great Gazoo fits in with human evolution.
Posted by: G'rump928

WELL, SON...

Posted by: The Great Gildersleeve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

529 I don't wear shoes, they make me fall down.



Really they do.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 30, 2020 11:37 PM (0OmEj)

That may be gravity.

Or Valu-Rite.

Or both.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (0QYMt)

530 Things should go more smoothly now. Any project I work on requires a blood sacrifice before I can complete it. When I was rewiring some shop lights for LED, I sliced my thumb on the housing. Never really had blood dripping from a wound like that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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The fixture manufacturer that I used to deal with, enclosed a warning about wearing heavy gloves while handling the fixtures.

They would use the stamping dies until they were so worn that all of the edges were raggedy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (OqQva)

531 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM



That's deep fried guinea pig, innit?

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (BIaNw)

532 Thanks for the ONT and all you do MisHum. Have a great New Year's and time off. Relax, recoup and take it easy.

Hope everyone is doing well tonight. Just kicking back and relaxing some. Love the top pic. Great music tonight! The service dog fail is hilarious.

Posted by: turambar at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (Gylu/)

533 I bought some work gloves that provide defense against sharp metal, kinda like those gloves folks use for shucking clams.

Been cut too many times before I wised up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (rdbLX)

534 Was in NYC at a job site today, place is still a ghost town, was able to pull out of the parking lot and get through the Lincoln tunnel in 5 minutes.

They really are committed to destroying everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (N8o7g)

535 Do NOT make fun of Birkenstocks.

First warning.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

536 525 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)


Spit-roasted Guinea pig.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Fac at December 30, 2020 11:45 PM (89T5c)

537 Home projects ALWAYS respond well in terms of longevity to baptism.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 30, 2020 11:45 PM (KATBx)

538 MrAspirin and Zettai, oh boy!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

539 525 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs


Have you tried the famous breakfast food, Peruvian flakes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (rdbLX)

540 AlaBAMA, no, what is it?
(waiting for the punch line) ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

541 533 I bought some work gloves that provide defense against sharp metal, kinda like those gloves folks use for shucking clams.

Been cut too many times before I wised up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (rdbLX)

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I'm one of those people that needs to relearn lessons again and again. Wearing work gloves is one. Using the right tool is another.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (CAJOC)

542 I like that Bottum mentioned untramontanists.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist




I noticed that, too.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (1YlHz)

543 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)


I think I had Peruvian food many years ago. it's extremely spicy.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (zr5Kq)

544 I know at least two (2) heterosexual women who wear Birkenstocks...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (BIaNw)

545 Do NOT make fun of Birkenstocks.

First warning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (U2p+3


Do they bite once taunted?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (0QYMt)

546 397 I wish I had more hope for 2021.

My fear is Biden and Harris will ruin it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:13 PM (rdbLX)


Count on it. The bright side is that they will be at the apex of their popularity on January 20, 2021. It's all downhill from there. He might even flub the Inaugural Address, even if they keep it short. He won't last 4 years, and the war between the progs and the crooks will come out into the open within weeks. Unfortunately, there will be an international crisis in which they will effectively surrender because they are totally incapable of handling it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (BMmaB)

547 Gravity isn't my friend. Value rite could be.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (0OmEj)

548 I also want to order Indian food again. Haven't had it in a very long time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

549 Birkenstocks are ridiculously comfortable, even though they got a bad hippie rep

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (rdbLX)

550 They really are committed to destroying everything.

They are committed to destroying OUR lives. Their lives are fine. They are going out without masks, going on vacation, and living their Best Life.

We are in the process of being transformed from free men and women to slaves.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

551 535 Do NOT make fun of Birkenstocks.

First warning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

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What about Birks with socks pulled up the calves?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:48 PM (CAJOC)

552 540 AlaBAMA, no, what is it?
(waiting for the punch line) ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs

Well, it's a great pick me up! Better than coffee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:48 PM (rdbLX)

553 also want to order Indian food again. Haven't had it in a very long time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

you can make a sort of Indian food at home. samosas, naan, basmati rice, chicken tikka masala.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:48 PM (zr5Kq)

554 runner, I like spicy. :-)

One of my common UberEats stops is a place nearby me that's a renovated Carls Jr. It's been turned into a place called Pollo Inka Express, and where I discovered the Inca Kola.

I think they got their huge rotisserie from an old Kenny Rogers Roasters...

http://polloinkaexpress.com

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

555 Gravity isn't my friend.
Posted by: USNtakim
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And yet, it's the Law.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (OqQva)

556 Ick - not my cup of tea. Bog-trotting-mosquitoes-infested-humid-hell-hole.

Posted by: New Leaf at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (tDqqb)

557 Yeah, they're going to force it on everyone. Lots of
people will die, which is what they want. Those left will be sterilized
slaves to the technocrats. They're working on it now. Banking/
satellites/CCP social credit/ 24 hour surveillance/military, they're all
in on it.


Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:32 PM (WNgSj)


That is a mandates that requires a shooting response.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (946rW)

558 AlaBAMA, I'll look for 'em thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

559 Do not look directly at Birkenstocks
if Birkenstocks begin to smoke, run away and tell an adult

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (iTXRQ)

560 558 AlaBAMA, I'll look for 'em thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)


Lol. Maybe don't do that. Jail sucks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:50 PM (rdbLX)

561 That is a mandates that requires a shooting response.

Watch the video linked up tread. Really telling and disturbing.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:50 PM (ZCiJZ)

562 AlaBAMA, ah there's the rub :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

563 Do NOT make fun of Birkenstocks.

First warning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

ONE of Mary Cloggenstien's Birkenstocks is now in the Museum at Burlington College.

The other is still up in our walnut tree, and it is beautiful.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at December 30, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

564 559 Do not look directly at Birkenstocks
if Birkenstocks begin to smoke, run away and tell an adult
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 30, 2020 11:49 PM (iTXRQ)

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Does it matter if they're smoking weed or a cigarette?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (CAJOC)

565 runner, sounds good.

I oftentimes play with ramen at home. I like to throw in shrimp and Asian sauces.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

566 Yeah. It's cocaine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (rdbLX)

567 Peruvian food: Hamster on a stick.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (w7KSn)

568 550 They really are committed to destroying everything.

They are committed to destroying OUR lives. Their lives are fine. They are going out without masks, going on vacation, and living their Best Life.

We are in the process of being transformed from free men and women to slaves.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (ZCiJZ)


I'm wondering how a mask mandate survives when several million people are vaccinated. How do you know who is and who isn't? Do you keep people wearing masks even through they can't infect anyone? Do you wear an armband with a "V" or a badge, say a yellow star?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (BMmaB)

569 I have a pair of pink birks and some that are black patent leather. They're my dress shoes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (U2p+3)

570 @550

Yeah, but I still don't see how destroying everything gets them to paradise, I mean unless this is all simply an exercise in extreme nihilism and hedonistic destruction, at some point it all just breaks.

They must know what happens when it all breaks.


Crazy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (N8o7g)

571 Peruvian food: Hamster on a stick.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (w7KSn)

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With cavy gravy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (fLVm1)

572 Mmmm hamster! Does it taste like ham?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

573 They must know what happens when it all breaks.


Crazy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2020 11:51 PM (N8o7g)


New Soviet Man!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2020 11:52 PM (BMmaB)

574 Do not look directly at Birkenstocks
if Birkenstocks begin to smoke, run away and tell an adult
Posted by: DB

Do not taunt Happy Fun Birkenstocks.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Birxenstokss at December 30, 2020 11:52 PM (QzkSJ)

575

fuck it

in a few weeks everyone will be outa masks


just say they got vacinated

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 30, 2020 11:52 PM (r4bSV)

576 And birks with rag wool socks are totally appropriate in almost any situation.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (U2p+3)

577 Yeah, but I still don't see how destroying everything gets them to paradise, I mean unless this is all simply an exercise in extreme nihilism and hedonistic destruction, at some point it all just breaks.

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Nihilism and "sticking it to the normies" are all the explanation I need.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (fLVm1)

578 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Got my "longitudinal shear wall" finished today. On to building a non load-bearing 2X4 stud partition wall.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (mzC78)

579 AlaBAMA, I'm sheltered. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

580

I could really go for some cobayo asado right about now...

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (BIaNw)

581 Also PetSmart just announced they've come out with an even better line of hamsters.

They're called Baconsters!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

582 The ups guy was curling, not playing hockey!
Hi horde. Just back from the garage, gotta get started on my 2021 gainz. (Google pole dance and ayesha if you'd like to see why i'm going to fall on my head mumblety times).

I guess i'd better read some content!

Posted by: funsize at December 30, 2020 11:54 PM (EiPf6)

583 Zettai, what is cobayo asado?

I know I really want to try anticuchos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

584 581 Also PetSmart just announced they've come out with an even better line of hamsters.

They're called Baconsters!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)

-------------------------

Just make sure you don't get the Canadian Baconsters.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (CAJOC)

585 I could really go for some cobayo asado right about now...
Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (BIaNw)



I got it here, big boy!

Posted by: Broke back Mtn Queers at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (89T5c)

586 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM
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Lomo saltado is good. The best thing in Peru is the seafood, imo, especially the ceviche. A league apart.

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (BRkq2)

587

The pole dancers are here !


The pole dancers are here !

Posted by: Paul Revere at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (r4bSV)

588
I could really go for some cobayo asado right about now...
Posted by: Zettai
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I could go for a nice thick stack of bucks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (OqQva)

589 I could really go for some cobayo asado right about now...
Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:53 PM (BIaNw)

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Yep. A classic Star Trek episode.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (fLVm1)

590 Nurse, spoken like a true pnw-er :-) I don't own birks but i may be in the minoriry.

Posted by: funsize at December 30, 2020 11:55 PM (EiPf6)

591 Remember that Peruvian grunge artist, Kurt Cobayo?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

592 Zettai, what is cobayo asado?

I know I really want to try anticuchos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:54 PM



Its...ummm...roast...

...rabbit!

Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (BIaNw)

593 Does someone else besides me find the act of sharpening knives soothing?
I use a whet stone with light honing oil.
Slow circular movements.
When I can easily shave the hairs from my forearms, dry, it's done.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (w7KSn)

594 I miss card catalogs, found so many interesting things that I wasn't looking for.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (IV/0S)

595 Gilded, thanks!

No One, there's no difference between the Canadian Baconsters and the regular hamsters. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

596
I'm wondering how a mask mandate survives when several million
people are vaccinated. How do you know who is and who isn't? Do you keep
people wearing masks even through they can't infect anyone? Do you wear
an armband with a "V" or a badge, say a yellow star?xx

"Health Passport," or "Vaccine Passport" or "Digital ID." The plan is, if you don't have proof of The Vaccine, you can't travel, can't work and can't buy anything. Kind of like that whole "Mark of the Beast" thing.


Also, I have read that you CAN still infect people if you have the vaccine. At least, that's what they've said. Hence the Mask Submission (TM) that we must endure, but Our Betters can avoid.
/you have to take the vaccine to see if the vaccine will kill you.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

597 Zettai, sigh.

I'm pretty sheltered. For me, lamb is an exotic meat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

598 That's deep fried guinea pig, innit?
Posted by: Zettai at December 30, 2020 11:44 PM (BIaNw)
--
The guinea pig is different; it's called cuy. Not worth it, except that youre there and there it is. It's a story.

BUT the giant painting of the Last Supper in the Lima Cathedral where he is servicing his disciples cuy: 5 stars!!!!

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 11:57 PM (BRkq2)

599 I am up to two , I said TWO new year resolutions. One of them is to get rid of stuff. And not be concerned about it.

Posted by: runner at December 30, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)

600 593 Does someone else besides me find the act of sharpening knives soothing?
I use a whet stone with light honing oil.
Slow circular movements.
When I can easily shave the hairs from my forearms, dry, it's done.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (w7KSn)



Where do you get your knives? I bought a few from Gerber but I've decided no more. They have completely gone off the deep end with customer service. They shut down their phones and don't even bother to respond to emails.

I'll look elsewhere now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 11:58 PM (rdbLX)

601 The meat you've gotta look out against, that shows up in 'really authentic' Mexi food here in SoCal, or at least so I hear, is goat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

602 Yeah, but I still don't see how destroying everything gets them to
paradise, I mean unless this is all simply an exercise in extreme
nihilism and hedonistic destruction, at some point it all just breaks.


They get to rule forever, stay alive longer due to AI implants and live a life of untold luxuries all thanks to the new slave class. AKA the former middle/lower/ lower upper classes.


/their idea of paradise is different.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:59 PM (ZCiJZ)

603 I miss card catalogs, found so many interesting things that I wasn't looking for.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I have one. Bought at auction. Nicely labeled for small parts. I have plastic bins that fit nicely in the drawers, and can be easily removed to pick through the parts. looks quite nice in the shop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:59 PM (OqQva)

604 Lomo saltado is a beef stir fry that includes french fries in the mix.

Posted by: Gilded at December 30, 2020 11:59 PM (BRkq2)

605 Gilded, thanks. I wondered about whether it includes the fries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

606 All of my knives have been in my possession since I was a lad.
I am a lad no longer.
As previously mentioned, I have some Kershaws.
None of the others have markings.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (w7KSn)

607

what actually is a Foghat?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (r4bSV)

608 Runner, getting rid of stuff feels good. I like my material comforts as much as the next pod person, but having fewer means less cleaning. I also dislike shopping, my female genes failed me in this regard.

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (EiPf6)

609 Proof of vaccination? Why not try open carry?

Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2020 12:01 AM (KATBx)

610 will choose, a Foghat is like a Supertramp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)

611 what actually is a Foghat?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (r4bSV)

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Take it easy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 12:01 AM (fLVm1)

612 It's a hat for when it's foggy

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 31, 2020 12:01 AM (iTXRQ)

613 603 I miss card catalogs, found so many interesting things that I wasn't looking for.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I have one. Bought at auction. Nicely labeled for small parts. I have plastic bins that fit nicely in the drawers, and can be easily removed to pick through the parts. looks quite nice in the shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2020 11:59 PM (OqQva)
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Yes.

There was a cool picture in the book thread this week of one used as an end table in a library. Showed it to Mrs G snd she's on the look out for one.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:02 AM (BRkq2)

614

Dave Ramsey had these guys on who started The Minimalists podcast


their thoughts were basically less is more


and decluttering was freeing

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 31, 2020 12:02 AM (r4bSV)

615 what actually is a Foghat?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (r4bSV)

A Fool for the City.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 31, 2020 12:03 AM (89T5c)

616 I'm pretty sheltered. For me, lamb is an exotic meat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

--------

I ate yak in Tibet.


Mmmm. Yak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 12:03 AM (fLVm1)

617 LOL. Just read at Twitchy that Ken Jennings is now apologizing for his past nasty tweets. Looks like he's getting the Jeopardy hosting job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

618 605 Gilded, thanks. I wondered about whether it includes the fries.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

The fries in the beef broth makes it.The fries are fried and then added late so they are not mushy but are coated -- or that's how I think they did it.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:05 AM (BRkq2)

619 Cicero, at least yak inspired a great song by the Coasters ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

620 Tasty!

Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at December 31, 2020 12:07 AM (kY0+P)

621 Why do they consent to a search when they know they're dirty?

We see this on the cop shows all the effin' time.

Do they think the cops will miss it? Or let them go cause they were such a sport?

I wouldn't consent to a search at any time let alone when I was holding drugs.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 31, 2020 12:07 AM (ZHNfk)

622 Cicero, at least yak inspired a great song by the Coasters ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

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Not to mention the theme song for Bennie Hill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2020 12:07 AM (fLVm1)

623 O we used to dream of havin yak
woulda been a feast to us
the best we could manage was the occasional stray dog that been run down by a lorry

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 31, 2020 12:08 AM (iTXRQ)

624 The obsolete things listicle was misleading. I thought it would be things like dip pens, rotary phones, washing mangles, you know, interesting old things.

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 12:08 AM (EiPf6)

625 Wow, did not know this about Dawn Wells:

Wells was born and raised in Reno, Nevada, before attending Stephens College (Mo.), where she majored in chemistry. She was crowned Miss Nevada in 1959 and represented her state in the 1960 Miss America pageant.

She was smart as well as pretty.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

626 Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

I could see masks going like veils, becoming more of a fashion accessory than anything medically useful. Like how mourning clothes were reduced to black ties, gloves, and the like.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2020 12:09 AM (0QYMt)

627 Just rewatched Silverado.

Brings up... best MAN scenes ever?

Pedon, riding up, to help rescue the kid, joins the group with NO WORKS BEING SAID.

Man scene... If'n it was women? never happen.

Posted by: Horde Mind at work at December 31, 2020 12:10 AM (oHd/0)

628 609 Proof of vaccination? Why not try open carry?
Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2020 12:01 AM (KATBx)


Well, I do have my shot card...

The vaccine one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (0QYMt)

629 Does someone else besides me find the act of sharpening knives soothing?

I use a whet stone with light honing oil.

Slow circular movements.

When I can easily shave the hairs from my forearms, dry, it's done.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (w7KSn)

It is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (946rW)

630 Wells was born and raised in Reno, Nevada, before attending Stephens College (Mo.), where she majored in chemistry. She was crowned Miss Nevada in 1959 and represented her state in the 1960 Miss America pageant.

She was smart as well as pretty.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)

which is why the Professor liked her!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (oHd/0)

631 596 Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

Sadly, that's what I gather.

You don't need an ID to vote but you do for whatever 14 things they are calling vaccine.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (BRkq2)

632 It doesn't take 5 minutes at a gathering of my contemporaries before the discussion turns to eyes, knees, hips, or digestive tracts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

With my group it's more like...you...I mean you two..??!!
Posted by: Perpetually amazed Miklos at December 30, 2020 11:12

You two crack me up.
There's 5 of us that still get together after meeting in 1973 my first yr of college, common medical ailments, musical memories and all kinds of BS.

Medical commonalities abound, but so do a lot of memories when we were invincible in our 20s.

Spellceck suggested "insensible in our 20s"and that just might be true.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (/LM9B)

633 what actually is a Foghat?


Something usually worn by the one the boys, he's a wide boy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 31, 2020 12:12 AM (SchxB)

634 >>>She was smart as well as pretty.

deadly combo

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:13 AM (BRkq2)

635 When I can easily shave the hairs from my forearms, dry, it's done.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (w7KSn)

It is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 12:11 AM (946rW)

I've been hand sharpening SWORDS for 35 years.

The art is to make the edge not TOOO sharp, because too sharp destroys the edge too quickly.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:13 AM (oHd/0)

636 Well, damn: can we at least use the vaccine tattoo (Bill Gates' wet dream) to qualify voters?

No!

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:15 AM (BRkq2)

637 I have one. Bought at auction. Nicely labeled for small parts. I have plastic bins that fit nicely in the drawers, and can be easily removed to pick through the parts. looks quite nice in the shop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



That brings back an old memory.

In the 80, I knew a guy in Hungary who was a brilliant linguist. They gave him the job of sorting out index cards from pre-WWII cards from various libraries and archives in many languages.

Fine and impressive person, but usually drunk. I saw him throwing those cards around the bar, into the air, and realized then that things would be lost.

Posted by: Miklos, sad historian at December 31, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

638 My daughter had Guinea pigs when she was little. We called them peruvian breakfast pigs. She was never amused.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 31, 2020 12:15 AM (0OmEj)

639 Oh, look at you, with a sword. LOL.
Lucky you.
Is it a slashing sword or a stabby sword?

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 31, 2020 12:15 AM (w7KSn)

640 A Foghat is what a certain southern rooster wears on his head to protect it when the sky is falling.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 12:17 AM (kOpft)

641 639 Oh, look at you, with a sword. LOL.
Lucky you.
Is it a slashing sword or a stabby sword?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 31, 2020 12:15 AM (w7KSn)

Uh, yes?

Everything from a Longsword, to Rapiers.

Competed in Rapier at a National Level for years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:17 AM (oHd/0)

642 Wasn't "Foghat" a made-up Scrabble word one of the guys in the band came up with?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2020 12:17 AM (KAi1n)

643 funsize,
What part of town are you in?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 31, 2020 12:17 AM (U2p+3)

644 Does someone else besides me find the act of sharpening knives soothing?

I use a whet stone with light honing oil.

Slow circular movements.

When I can easily shave the hairs from my forearms, dry, it's done.

Posted by: navybrat, at large

Finding the angle is like finding the groove. Both calming and satisfying when you're finished and the knife just screams " I'm sharp!"

Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at December 31, 2020 12:17 AM (kY0+P)

645 Omg. Who upthread linked or told to seek out Catherine Austin Fitts? Lockdown planet?

Omg. You must all go review this 50 minute video.

She knows what is happening and describes it in simplistic yet vast terminology.

We all here seem to "get it" on some cursory level, but this woman quite nearly spells it out.

MUST SEE TV!!

Posted by: Derak at December 31, 2020 12:18 AM (wd72I)

646 Posted by: WhyBanned at December 30, 2020 11:37

TY WB, I will look into it.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 12:19 AM (/LM9B)

647 Paleostinian terror group hijacks the flag raising on Iwo Jima image...

Dear United States Marine Corps, no bag limit. Go get'em.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 12:19 AM (yDxyR)

648 I'll be a son of a bitch. Trump murdered Dawn Wells with covid in the prime of her being only 82!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 31, 2020 12:19 AM (buTO7)

649 With a new firearm, I use copious amounts of honing oil for lubrication during the breakin. They slick right up.


My Ithaca 37 runs like butter after a long diet of the stuff.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2020 12:20 AM (KATBx)

650 Fantastic!
I love swords, but own none.
I previously linked to my friend the sword maker on the YT.
Search on JD Smith.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at December 31, 2020 12:20 AM (w7KSn)

651 One of my 2021 resolutions is to try Peruvian food for the first time. Any lomo saltado fans here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)


Peruvian restaurant just down the block. I really like their rice and white bean dish, tacu-tacu. They also do a good fried beefsteak empanizado served with lime, onions and a hot garlic-pepper sauce. Decent tamals as well. I will say I've had better Peruvian ceviche, but that was homemade so, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2020 12:22 AM (ldL4g)

652 Wasn't "Foghat" a made-up Scrabble word one of the guys in the band came up with?
Posted by: SFGoth

Well no, I say No

Mighta had a sip or two

Mispronunciation, you know

Now go away boy, you're botherin' me

Posted by: Foghorn "Miklos " Leghorn at December 31, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

653 Some Silverado lines:

You know, a good, smelly saloon is my favorite place in the world.
------
You're wearing my hat. What else you got that's mine?

Mister, I don't know what you're talking about.

I hope your fingers aren't tickling my ivory-handled colt.

If you stand up real slow and let me see, you might live through this night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 12:23 AM (OqQva)

654 My Ithaca 37 runs like butter after a long diet of the stuff.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Any idea what year model it is?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 12:24 AM (OqQva)

655 We are in the process of being transformed from free men and women to slaves.

Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:47 PM (ZCiJZ)


And the worst part of that is we are allowing it to happen. Hell, we're running toward slavery in order to 'be safe'.

Posted by: RickZ at December 31, 2020 12:25 AM (ldL4g)

656 Proof of vaccination? Why not try open carry?
Posted by: irongrampa

Open carry while wearing a baklava and sunglasses. My new go to when I'm embracing my wrongthink.

Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at December 31, 2020 12:26 AM (kY0+P)

657 "Health Passport," or "Vaccine Passport" or "Digital ID." The plan is, if you don't have proof of The Vaccine, you can't travel, can't work and can't buy anything. Kind of like that whole "Mark of the Beast" thing.


Also, I have read that you CAN still infect people if you have the vaccine. At least, that's what they've said. Hence the Mask Submission (TM) that we must endure, but Our Betters can avoid.
/you have to take the vaccine to see if the vaccine will kill you.
Posted by: shibumi, welcome to the shitshow at December 30, 2020 11:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

Finally lucky to be medically interesting. History of anaphylaxis and I actually do have lupus lol. Getting put on HCQ next week. No more vaccines for me! I guess I get an exempt card to carry around, or never get to go back to CA. Was not going to spend any more money there anyway.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 12:26 AM (YkawN)

658 638 lol

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:26 AM (BRkq2)

659 RickZ, thanks for the recommendation and info!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)

660 MisHum, or CBD, needs to use that Last Supper with cut painting one day.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (BRkq2)

661 Dawn Wells - aka Mary Ann. Every man's dream; she was beautiful, pleasant, smart, and could bake any desert on a deserted island.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (0QYMt)

662 Not looking forward to ending 2020 and pressing into 2021 as much as some.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (IV/0S)

663 Iceberg! Iceberg off the port bow!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (IV/0S)

664 Silverado ... the old style Western wear the white hat kills the black hat. And it doesn't make the white hat "just as bad as them" ... it makes the white hat a hero.


They like to tell us we have to be peaceful and take it, cuz if we fight them, "we are just as bad as them". Nope ... but I don't think a gun fight in the streets is the best response, if it gets to the point we have to fight. ... "if you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission correctly".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (Cus5s)

665 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 12:23 AM (OqQva)

they took the BOY Cobb.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:31 AM (oHd/0)

666 You ask Mary Ann for a Nineteen Layer Kaiserliche und Konigsliche Austro-Hungarian Cake of Central European Decadence, by closing credits there would be that cake.

Which is awesome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 31, 2020 12:32 AM (0QYMt)

667 I'm still expecting to see the calendar roll over to December 32nd in another 24 hours.

Posted by: GWB at December 31, 2020 12:32 AM (lclUd)

668 Well won't be ending the year by winning a lottery.

The Powerball has rolled over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 12:33 AM (yDxyR)

669 I want to believe there is a just god, and I do, but the fact that Samantha Bee still has her shitshow causes me to doubt.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)

670 For those worried about covid, ivermectin seems better than HCQ. Can order sterile, injectable ivermectin at Valley Vet Supply dot com. https://tinyurl.com/y3ylq9hb

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (YkawN)

671 I had my 3rd knee surgery today - glad to get it over before the New Year --- thinking about taking up running ? don't -- 45 years of long distance running for me, 3 surgeries, months in walking boots, a dozen MRI's, half a dozen stress fractures -- yea, I will be back running in 8 weeks, lol
Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)

I refuse to run on any hard surface: concrete or asphalt. I do run quite a bit on grass and the new fangled astroturf (the old stuff is just like concrete) & have not had any issues yet...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (rt0xh)

672 31 My New Years resolution is 1920 x 1080.

The better to watch all State approved propaganda on!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 12:37 AM (rt0xh)

673 Nurse, i'm down in kent, but grew up just north of the city.

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 12:37 AM (EiPf6)

674 668 Well won't be ending the year by winning a lottery.

The Powerball has rolled over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2020 12:33 AM (yDxyR)

Oh well. No reason to pay taxes for a whole year for something you win on 12/30

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 12:37 AM (YkawN)

675 @ 654 Mike Hammer

I bought it in 1968 from Dick's Sporting Goods on sale, for $105, with an extra barrel (modified, iirc) plus a vinyl carry case.

Over the years, I've obtained all the barrels available. There is not sufficient money available to buy it, either.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2020 12:37 AM (KATBx)

676 669 I want to believe there is a just god, and I do, but the fact that Samantha Bee still has her shitshow causes me to doubt.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)

If you believe in God, you must also believe in the Devil.

Sometimes, due to free will.. he wins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:38 AM (oHd/0)

677 672 31 My New Years resolution is 1920 x 1080.

The better to watch all State approved propaganda on!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 12:37 AM (rt0xh)

Not 4K?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:39 AM (oHd/0)

678 Nobody has tried the Eliptigo then? I saw a guy riding one around the hood in Flag and put it on my wish list. $1400 toy, gonna be a while.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 31, 2020 12:39 AM (YkawN)

679 Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)

I refuse to run on any hard surface: concrete or asphalt. I do run quite a bit on grass and the new fangled astroturf (the old stuff is just like concrete) & have not had any issues yet...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (rt0xh)

Retired US Navy. I ran thousands of miles, on steal decks.

Yeah, knees are toast.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:40 AM (oHd/0)

680 Wow, did not know this about Dawn Wells:...
She was smart as well as pretty.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:0

RIP Dawn, aka Mary Ann. You brought joy to a lot of folks.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 12:41 AM (/LM9B)

681
Over the years, I've obtained all the barrels available. There is not sufficient money available to buy it, either.
Posted by: irongrampa
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Ah. So you also have the 24" Deerslayer barrel, with rifle sights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 12:44 AM (OqQva)

682 676 669 I want to believe there is a just god, and I do, but the fact that Samantha Bee still has her shitshow causes me to doubt.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)

If you believe in God, you must also believe in the Devil.

Sometimes, due to free will.. he wins.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:38 AM (oHd/0)

I don't understand who the audience is. Her voice alone would drive any viewers away.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2020 12:46 AM (BMmaB)

683 679 Posted by: Big Star at December 30, 2020 09:58 PM (pvJV4)

I refuse to run on any hard surface: concrete or asphalt. I do run quite a bit on grass and the new fangled astroturf (the old stuff is just like concrete) & have not had any issues yet...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 12:34 AM (rt0xh)

Retired US Navy. I ran thousands of miles, on steal decks.

Yeah, knees are toast.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:40 AM (oHd/0)


After my knee surgery, the doc told me I could eventually do anything except run on pavement.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2020 12:47 AM (BMmaB)

684 Open carry while wearing a baklava and sunglasses. My new go to when I'm embracing my wrongthink.
Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby


A balaclava, Shirley?

Though wearing a baklava would work, in the sense of that Far Side cartoon "how nature says 'do not touch'".

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 31, 2020 12:50 AM (P1f+c)

685 I don't understand who the audience is. Her voice alone would drive any viewers away.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2020 12:46 AM (BMmaB)

--I have hit upon what her voice reminds me of:

The know-it-all female student in a college classroom who's not as smart as she thinks she is.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (oZuI0)

686 Romeo13 going all Dostoevsky's Demonson ur ass, logprof. Have you ever read it or Brothers K?

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (BRkq2)

687 broom to the head while flying down an icy track in a barely controlled slide.

What an apt metaphor for 2020.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (WEBkv)

688 My New Years resolution is 1920 x 1080.
The better to watch all State approved propaganda on!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Not 4K?
Posted by: Romeo13


The "1080" in "1080P" is 1080 pixels.

The "4K" in "4K" is only 3840 pixels, not 4000 or 4096.

So the latter sounds better for the viewing of propaganda, being propaganda itself.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (P1f+c)

689 Thank you for all the ONTs, MH
Posted by: vmom
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Yup. I can't imagine how much time and effort it requires, but it damn sure is appreciated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 12:54 AM (arJlL)

690 I was an ok runner -- good enough to max out in the Army when I worked at it -- but when I was in the Army, I got debilitating bursitis in my knees three times. The first was at airborne school during ROTC between my 3rd and 4th years. I did not fall out of any runs and completed the course, but I could only get up any stairs with a lot of effort and pain. I took 3grams of motrin before the final run. Thence again during ROTC 4th year. Finally at Signal Officer Basic Course, doc says it's from marching/running in formation -- uneven, unnatural gait can wreak havoc on some knees. Bursitis is no fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 31, 2020 12:56 AM (KAi1n)

691 "Was in NYC at a job site today, place is still a ghost town, was able to
pull out of the parking lot and get through the Lincoln tunnel in 5
minutes.



They really are committed to destroying everything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender"

You have to understand the absurd lifestyles that the people driving this live.. and their flunkies... and their flunkies in turn... and the really cushy lifestyles of the next couple of levels down, and also of the vast army of bureaucrats and hangers-on within a 100 mile or so radius of DC.
People will do terrible things to faff about on a megayacht with a bunch of bikini clad 20-year-olds. And they'll do even more terrible things to keep doing it, and to cover up the prior terrible things.
They don't care what they destroy as long as they still rule what is left.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 31, 2020 12:56 AM (EEVQU)

692 662 Not looking forward to ending 2020 and pressing into 2021 as much as some.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 12:28 AM (IV/0S)

One day closer to the inevitable return of my cancer, which I don't feel like doing chemo for again.

Why yes, I do believe my psychiatrist loved our telephone visit today where I expressed the same.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 12:56 AM (Ojki1)

693 685 I don't understand who the audience is. Her voice alone would drive any viewers away.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 31, 2020 12:46 AM (BMmaB)

--I have hit upon what her voice reminds me of:

The know-it-all female student in a college classroom who's not as smart as she thinks she is.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (oZuI0)

Coincidentally you have also likely described her audience, though some may be post college and not have grown any wiser since.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 12:58 AM (Ojki1)

694 By the way, thanks to all that are talking about destroying their knees through exercise.

Make me more determined to pursue sloth.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:58 AM (WEBkv)

695 Samantha Bee's audience --> bitter cat ladies

Rachel Maddow's audience --> slightly less bitter cat ladies

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)

696 694 By the way, thanks to all that are talking about destroying their knees through exercise.

Make me more determined to pursue sloth.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:58 AM

The joy of life: anything you do can get you killed, even nothing.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:00 AM (Ojki1)

697 The joy of life: anything you do can get you killed, even nothing.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:00 AM (Ojki1)
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Yes, but why be uncomfortable when the inevitable arrives?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:01 AM (WEBkv)

698 @laraseligman 3h
NEW: Allegations that China secretly offered bounties to Afghan militants to kill U.S. troops are "less" credible than previous intelligence reports indicating that Russia embarked on a similar operation - - which are still uncorroborated - - I'm told. https://politico.com/news/2020/12/3
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@RichardGrenell 3h
whoever told you (if you actually have a source) this is "uncorroborated" is someone who doesn't understand the process of assessing raw intel.

The IC issues estimates.

You are pushing politics.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 01:01 AM (IV/0S)

699 A balaclava, Shirley?

Though wearing a baklava would work, in the sense of that Far Side cartoon "how nature says 'do not touch'".
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski

I skipped a lot of school in my formative years and yes that is exactly the vibe I send out.

Posted by: Cynical Sock Monkey... the thrill is gone baby at December 31, 2020 01:02 AM (kY0+P)

700
hmmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:02 AM (L2ZTs)

701 695 Samantha Bee's audience --> bitter cat ladies

Rachel Maddow's audience --> slightly less bitter cat ladies
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
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Thought you were talking about the Polka Show.
Makes sense now.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 01:03 AM (IV/0S)

702 well, the ONT is always a learning experience.

Little did I know there actually existed an audience for Samantha Bee.

Thanks, qdp!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:05 AM (WEBkv)

703 Wow, what a PoS Chrissy Teigen is.

Congratulations, Ms. Teigen: You are the first woman in the history of the world to have a stillborn child, and within the course of a year extinguish any sympathy I had for you.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:05 AM (oZuI0)

704 blake, you're welcome!

Next I'll explain the difference between caramel and butterscotch...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:06 AM (L2ZTs)

705 Schwartz seemed to specialize in zany, not-so-brainy sitcoms, and we all know the stories of his battles with Robert Reed on Brady Bunch.
Posted by: qdpsteve

We do ?

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 01:08 AM (arJlL)

706 Enter a simple search term such as "summer vest" and in return receive examples of fleece lined vests.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 01:09 AM (IV/0S)

707 I'm a chauvinistic pig, but *women* in general should not do a lot of hard running.

Their legs/ligaments/tendons are not fit for it.

They're made to collect, not hunt.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:09 AM (oZuI0)

708 Schwartz seemed to specialize in zany, not-so-brainy sitcoms, and we all know the stories of his battles with Robert Reed on Brady Bunch.
Posted by: qdpsteve

We do ?
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 01:08 AM (arJlL)
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Reed thought that scripts were lame, on a good day, and pleaded for better writing.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:10 AM (WEBkv)

709 Wow, what a PoS Chrissy Teigen is.



Congratulations, Ms. Teigen: You are the first woman in the history
of the world to have a stillborn child, and within the course of a year
extinguish any sympathy I had for you.





Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:05 AM (oZuI0)


What new stupid bigoted thing did she say?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 01:10 AM (946rW)

710 My joke about exercise:

So, on average the human heart beats a billion times in a lifespan?

So why do a lot of running and use up those heartbeats so quickly? Save 'em!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:11 AM (oZuI0)

711 Just checking on the potential of a 1k thread later on.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (Cxk7w)

712 By the way, thanks to all that are talking about destroying their knees through exercise.
Make me more determined to pursue sloth.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:58

LOL, you sound like a logical Moron. IIRC you live in IL? I'm in Dixon.

Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (/LM9B)

713 redbanzai:

https://www.outkick.com/chrissy-teigen-photographed-

on-vacation-without-her-precious-mask/

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (oZuI0)

714 LOL, you sound like a logical Moron. IIRC you live in IL? I'm in Dixon.
Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (/LM9B)
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Nah, I'm in CA. Bakersfield, to be exact.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:15 AM (WEBkv)

715 712 By the way, thanks to all that are talking about destroying their knees through exercise.
Make me more determined to pursue sloth.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:58

LOL, you sound like a logical Moron. IIRC you live in IL? I'm in Dixon.
Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (/LM9B)

How would we know she is our better if she wore the mask of the slaves?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:15 AM (Ojki1)

716 Second look at the limbo photo: judging by the skirt lengths in the background limbo girl is putting on quite a show!

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 01:16 AM (BRkq2)

717 Here come cowboys

Here to save us all

Here come cowboys

They're so well inside the law

Here come cowboys

They're no fun at all

https://youtu.be/XTzuc59KbRM

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:16 AM (oZuI0)

718 life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 01:16 AM (L05hY)

719 So, on average the human heart beats a billion times in a lifespan?

So why do a lot of running and use up those heartbeats so quickly? Save 'em!
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:11 AM (oZuI0

The other joke about running is, on average, runners/joggers live three years longer. They spent that time running.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

720 Bass Pro has a special offer on a vest; $10.00

https://tinyurl.com/yc3ezbrf

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 01:18 AM (IV/0S)

721 anyone believe that flying will require the vaccine or is that crazy talk?
Posted by: a dude in MI at December 30, 2020 10:28 PM (+I6Y/)

If so I will continue to drive: security theater is bad enough.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 01:19 AM (rt0xh)

722 The other joke about running is, on average, runners/joggers live three years longer. They spent that time running.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

--Never heard that.

Good one!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:19 AM (oZuI0)

723 broom to the head while flying down an icy track in a barely controlled slide.

What an apt metaphor for 2020.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:53 AM (WEBkv)


She brushed the wall twice within 30 seconds, which means she lost valuable momentum prior to the broom encounter; ie, she wasn't very good to start with.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:20 AM (F0YaR)

724 719 So, on average the human heart beats a billion times in a lifespan?

So why do a lot of running and use up those heartbeats so quickly? Save 'em!
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:11 AM (oZuI0

The other joke about running is, on average, runners/joggers live three years longer. They spent that time running.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

Was it Dennis Leary who commentated that while smoking takes 10 years off your life it takes those ones at the end where people are usually on the most medical devices?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:22 AM (Ojki1)

725 Was it Dennis Leary who commentated that while smoking takes 10 years off your life it takes those ones at the end where people are usually on the most medical devices?
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:22 AM (Ojki1)

--Yeah, I think he said someto the effect that "they never mention that those are the fucked up years."

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:23 AM (oZuI0)

726 Also Denis Leary : Remember Jim Fixx? The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day. Did a jogging book. Did a jogging video. Dropped dead of a heart attack when? When he was fucking jogging, that's when!

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:24 AM (Ojki1)

727 https://www.outkick.com/chrissy-teigen-
photographed-

on-vacation-without-her-precious-mask/

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (oZuI0)


I think I saw on DM that Chrissy is On The Wagon; her and her bountiful tits are not calm at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:24 AM (F0YaR)

728 PS -- Limbo ain't limbo if you're doin' it on your belly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:25 AM (F0YaR)

729 The last couple of years, when I listen to "Here Come Cowboys," I immediately think of SJWs.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:26 AM (oZuI0)

730 Some covid crazy science stuff. I mentioned a couple visited us last weekend after spending Christmas with some of their family. They live in PA. We and their family live in OH. Upon their return home they were each required to test negative for corona virus by their employer. She works for a podiatrist, and treating elderly, diabetic patients is part of her job, the test makes sense. He works for a company that cleans hospital rooms and doctor offices, he's management and works from home. Never goes to the places they clean. Yet, he needed a negative test to return to work from home. Insane! Both their tests were negative.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

731 The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day. Did a jogging book. Did a jogging video. Dropped dead of a heart attack when? When he was fucking jogging, that's when!
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:24 AM (Ojki1)
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He had a family history of the males dying young, mid to early thirties. He was a fat slob, got fit, and, managed to live a decade longer, if I remember correctly, than most of the males in his family.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:27 AM (WEBkv)

732 I think I saw on DM that Chrissy is On The Wagon; her and her bountiful tits are not calm at all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:24 AM (F0YaR)

--?

On the wagon, as in teetotalling?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:28 AM (oZuI0)

733 Some covid crazy science stuff. I mentioned a couple
visited us last weekend after spending Christmas with some of their
family. They live in PA. We and their family live in OH. Upon their
return home they were each required to test negative for corona virus by
their employer. She works for a podiatrist, and treating elderly,
diabetic patients is part of her job, the test makes sense. He works for
a company that cleans hospital rooms and doctor offices, he's
management and works from home. Never goes to the places they clean.
Yet, he needed a negative test to return to work from home. Insane! Both
their tests were negative.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

Why did they tell anyone they were going out of town?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 01:28 AM (946rW)

734 They're.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Where ?

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 01:29 AM (arJlL)

735 240 209 Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 30, 2020 10:27 PM (rdbLX)

betcha $5 it's gallstones
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)

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It might be lupus.

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It's not a TOOMAH!

Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at December 31, 2020 01:30 AM (rt0xh)

736 Why did they tell anyone they were going out of town?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 01:28 AM (946rW)

They are honest people, so when they requested time off from work they said why.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

737 He works for a company that cleans hospital rooms and doctor offices, he's management and works from home. Never goes to the places they clean. Yet, he needed a negative test to return to work from home. Insane! Both their tests were negative.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:26 AM (Rz2Nc)

If we convince Karen Corona can spread by computer will that kill Twitter?

Cause that is something I can get behind. #WeAreAllInThisTogether #StopTheSpread #TwoWeeksToFlattenTheCurve

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:31 AM (Ojki1)

738 Also Denis Leary : Remember Jim Fixx? The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day. Did a jogging book. Did a jogging video. Dropped dead of a heart attack when? When he was fucking jogging, that's when!

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:24 AM (Ojki1)


Yeah, that sucked for him. The thing is, Fixx had bad genes and a cardiovascular system that was doomed to puke early. He did everything in his power to delay that.

For that, I'll give him full credit. I think he died at 51, beating his life expectancy.

I knew a poker player with similar problems. He had 3 heart attacks by the age of 30. He modified his diet, exercised etc etc etc and still died at age 34.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:31 AM (F0YaR)

739 Why did they tell anyone they were going out of town?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 31, 2020 01:28 AM (946rW)

Given the clients the wife works with her reporting is ethical as the people she works with are more at risk.

And quite possibly a legal thing as well in her state.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:33 AM (Ojki1)

740 ah, raimondo drops by, gives us the real deal info, sources, blah blah blah....

Uh, raimondo, ever stop to think all of the stories you cite all came from the same place?

But, hey, you be you, you halfwit with a keyboard.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:33 AM (WEBkv)

741 On the wagon, as in teetotalling?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:28 AM (oZuI0)


Where's your empathy, she has a 'substance abuse problem'.

Yeah, something like that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:34 AM (F0YaR)

742 raimondo dropping Truth Bombs on the Horde

We're not worthy!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:37 AM (oZuI0)

743 How many fetuses are murdered by 'Liberals' every day? Now *there* is a twisted religious sacrament.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 01:37 AM (j84Xz)

744 714 LOL, you sound like a logical Moron. IIRC you live in IL? I'm in Dixon.
Posted by: Sigmund Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 01:13 AM (/LM9B)


Dixon is where my ex-wife lives with her future second ex-husband.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 01:40 AM (aommx)

745 raimondo: taken from the Greek word, rapemonger

Posted by: Oswald Bates at December 31, 2020 01:40 AM (oZuI0)

746 Aw, Retardo pretending he sees people lining up for a vaccine when he really just sees people looking for the lowest priced handy at the truck stop.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:41 AM (Ojki1)

747 raimondo is funnin' us. I mean, he can't be stupid enough to think that anyone other than the politically connected are first in line for the vaccine, right?

Crud, I answered my own question.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:41 AM (WEBkv)

748 747 raimondo: taken from the Greek word, rapemonger
Posted by: Oswald Bates at December 31, 2020 01:40 AM (oZuI0)

Xer mom's string of boyfriends pushed the name on xer, much like the other things they pushed into xer.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:42 AM (Ojki1)

749 rainmandodo, you can't have it both ways. Fetuses used, or not?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 01:42 AM (j84Xz)

750 Hey raimondo: is the vaccine made from fetal cells or not?

Make up your syphilis- and drug-addled mind, dumbshit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:42 AM (L2ZTs)

751 What Mike Hammer said.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:43 AM (L2ZTs)

752 If we convince Karen Corona can spread by computer will that kill Twitter?

Cause that is something I can get behind. #WeAreAllInThisTogether #StopTheSpread #TwoWeeksToFlattenTheCurve
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:31 AM (Ojki1)

OMG! Corona is a computer virus that's jumped to humans!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:43 AM (Rz2Nc)

753 749 raimondo is funnin' us. I mean, he can't be stupid enough to think that anyone other than the politically connected are first in line for the vaccine, right?

Crud, I answered my own question.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:41 AM (WEBkv)

--Sanctimonious libtards love to sound clever, whilst constantly being befuddled by their own logic-loops.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)

754 Well, time to wander.

hard to believe raimondo represents a better class of troll.

Sad, really.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 01:44 AM (WEBkv)

755 754 If we convince Karen Corona can spread by computer will that kill Twitter?

Cause that is something I can get behind. #WeAreAllInThisTogether #StopTheSpread #TwoWeeksToFlattenTheCurve
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:31 AM (Ojki1)

OMG! Corona is a computer virus that's jumped to humans!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:43 AM (Rz2Nc)

Well Bill Gates is involved, and who is more responsible for spreading computer viruses than him?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:44 AM (Ojki1)

756 Which reminds me of a great Babylon 5 episode about a serum to live forever, you just had to kill someone to make it.

The Vorlon solution was the best solution.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 01:44 AM (kOpft)

757 raimondo's been through the SorosTrolls trainee class about 14 times by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:45 AM (L2ZTs)

758 Well won't be ending the year by winning a lottery.

The Powerball has rolled over.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Good !

Now I can stop buying tickets !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 01:45 AM (arJlL)

759 Well Bill Gates is involved, and who is more responsible for spreading computer viruses than him?
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 01:44 AM (Ojki1)

LMAO!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:46 AM (Rz2Nc)

760 Dixon is where my ex-wife lives with her future second ex-husband.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at December 31, 2020 01:40

LOL, shoot me an email so I'm sure to avoid crossing paths w/ her in this small town.
T

Posted by: Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 01:47 AM (/LM9B)

761 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 01:42 AM (j84Xz)

I'm about halfway thru the #1 Mike Hammer book --

I, The Jury by Mickey Spillane.

It's not a PC book.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 01:47 AM (F0YaR)

762 After my knee surgery, the doc told me I could eventually do anything except run on pavement.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

What if ya hafta shit ?

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 01:48 AM (arJlL)

763 https://tinyurl.com/What-Happened-At-Fatima-JB
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2020 11:22 PM (1YlHz)

Yep you can tell it's from 2005:
"With the collapse of the Soviet bloc after 1989, liberation theology finally lost the fight to capture Catholic theological and intellectual circles. But there were moments in the 1970s when the liberationists looked ready to triumph"

Now that the Liberationists have put a Commie in the papacy

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 01:49 AM (rt0xh)

764 raimondo's been through the SorosTrolls trainee class about 14 times by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:45 AM (L2ZTs)

--2020, you have *one* *more* *day* to take $oro$ and redeem yourself!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:49 AM (oZuI0)

765 Amazing. Was going to make an agent Smith joke about comment 761, which I retyped so as not to set off the long string blocker, and set it off anyway.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 01:50 AM (kOpft)

766 logprof, raimondo's so busy all the time don't you know. Between getting kidnapped, gimping, escaping through the sewer, sucking off hobos for nickels, his trainee classes, getting kidnapped again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs)

767 Now that the Liberationists have put a Commie in the papacy
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 01:49 AM (rt0xh)

--The Jesuits are the GOPe of the Catholic Church.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:51 AM (oZuI0)

768 768 logprof, raimondo's so busy all the time don't you know. Between getting kidnapped, gimping, escaping through the sewer, sucking off hobos for nickels, his trainee classes, getting kidnapped again...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs)

I want me some glory hole!

Posted by: Jerry Jones at December 31, 2020 01:56 AM (oZuI0)

769 What are people's New Years Eve plans?

Wife and I will have a nice dinner at hone, and then maybe a few drinks, doubtful she'll make it to midnight.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

770 I'm gonna lay low NYE, and try to make Mass in the morning. Not planning on making it to midnight either.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:01 AM (oZuI0)

771
Wife and I will have a nice dinner at hone, and then maybe a few drinks, doubtful she'll make it to midnight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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*!*

What? No plans for firing a gun wildly and randomly around in the air?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 02:03 AM (j84Xz)

772 771 What are people's New Years Eve plans?

Wife and I will have a nice dinner at hone, and then maybe a few drinks, doubtful she'll make it to midnight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

Is just try to find a way to pass time between periods of sleeping to minimize being in reality a plan?

Cause if so, that.

Which in fairness is most of my plans for my days as of late, so "the same thing I do every night Pinky" I guess would be a fitting response. Not a good response mind, but a fitting one.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:03 AM (Ojki1)

773 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

--Thanks for checking in.

I thought I killed the thread.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:03 AM (oZuI0)

774 773
Wife and I will have a nice dinner at hone, and then maybe a few drinks, doubtful she'll make it to midnight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
-------

*!*

What? No plans for firing a gun wildly and randomly around in the air?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 02:03 AM (j84Xz)

Have you seen the cost and scarcity of ammo in some places?

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:04 AM (Ojki1)

775
Have you seen the cost and scarcity of ammo in some places?
Posted by: Bete
-----------

Do you think it will slow down the BLM celebrations in Chicago?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 02:05 AM (j84Xz)

776 I hope it's starting to sink in. The only reason for anyone to defy logic is money or sex.

We've seen how the grift works with the Bidens. All that money going to weird programs in foreign countries is earmarked to come back to someone in Congress or that is fronting for someone in Congress. Plus of course a payoff to the official in the foreign country who signs off on the transfer.

That's why they put so much pork in the bill because it's going into their pockets.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 31, 2020 02:06 AM (ZHNfk)

777 What are people's New Years Eve plans?

Wife and I will have a nice dinner at hone, and then maybe a few drinks, doubtful she'll make it to midnight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 01:59

Same here. A dinner we have yet to plan. Will go up a couple of blocks to the best butcher in town and see what's appealing. Nodding off good folks, be well.

Posted by: Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 02:06 AM (/LM9B)

778 I thought I killed the thread.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist




*glare*

Posted by: 4 AM Miklos at December 31, 2020 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

779 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 31, 2020 02:07 AM (L2ZTs)

780 'Night qdp!

Also, email me in case I have not given you my current physical address.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:08 AM (oZuI0)

781 --The Jesuits are the GOPe of the Catholic Church.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist

Ha!

This one gets the Comfy Chair!

Posted by: QzkSJ at December 31, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

782 Retired US Navy. I ran thousands of miles, on steal decks.

Yeah, knees are toast.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2020 12:40 AM (oHd/0)

My shins hurt just thinking about it. Made my resolution after my one and only case of splints. This came after 3 days of running on the streets around my former home in Jackson MS. Since then no hard surfaces!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 02:10 AM (rt0xh)

783 777
Have you seen the cost and scarcity of ammo in some places?
Posted by: Bete
-----------

Do you think it will slow down the BLM celebrations in Chicago?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 02:05 AM (j84Xz)

Not in Chi town, no. Among the horde I expect they will budget the cash for practicing at the range, err, hoarding it or use the cash for Valu-rite.

But Chi Town leaders wanted BLM, so BLM they deserve. It is time for good folks to look at Chicago like late 60's Detroit and abandon ship or be consigned to be ruled by fear.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:10 AM (Ojki1)

784 104 UPS guy on icy driveway made me LOL
Posted by: vmom the cynical at December 30, 2020 10:17 PM (nUhF0)

I loved the thumbs up he gave at the end.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 30, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)

So subtle, so cool.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2020 02:11 AM (o4czV)

785 I'm gonna lay low NYE, and try to make Mass in the morning. Not planning on making it to midnight either.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:01 AM (oZuI0)

That sounds nice, anyone going to Mass with you?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

786 694 By the way, thanks to all that are talking about destroying their knees through exercise.

Make me more determined to pursue sloth.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 12:58 AM (WEBkv)

As my late brother used to say: "exercise never killed anyone, but why risk it?"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 02:13 AM (rt0xh)

787
Lots of evidence that puts Trump in the lead in GA, AZ, WI, MI, and PA over the last few days.

With this evidence, Pence now has the choice of stepping up with his own "Profile in Courage" to call the corruption out and refuse the votes of corrupt states, or slithering off with a hip-hip hurray to the Biden Crime Movement.

If he steps up and forces the nation to see the "receipts", Steve Bannon's term for evidence, he will be the hero of the Repub party and a shoo-in for 2024.

If he slithers, he won't have a chance to be elected dog catcher anywhere in the USA.

I don't recall of a decision so stark and obvious.

Mike, are you American, or CCP?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:14 AM (sy5kK)

788 wondering when the new supply of Malig-Nancy monies are going to make their appearance...
lots of AR bits to buy when they do.
for instance, i found the 458 SOCOM uppers we bought a few years back.
i've found bolts for them, and will need a couple bolt carriers for them, plus the fiddly bits and charging handles.
lowers i has, but will need a couple of barrels, castle nuts, gas tubes, compensators, etc...


Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 02:15 AM (L05hY)

789 What? No plans for firing a gun wildly and randomly around in the air?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2020 02:03 AM (j84Xz)

If the weather is decent, we could target shoot before any alcohol is consumed.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:15 AM (Rz2Nc)

790 LOL at headline...record shattering early votes in GA runoff. Yep, all totes legit too. COMRADE

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 31, 2020 02:15 AM (+I6Y/)

791 That sounds nice, anyone going to Mass with you?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

--Nope. Just me and my lonesome.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:16 AM (oZuI0)

792 707 I'm a chauvinistic pig, but *women* in general should not do a lot of hard running.

Their legs/ligaments/tendons are not fit for it.

They're made to collect, not hunt.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 01:09 AM (oZuI0)

And some "experts" are perplexed why soccer has the highest incidence of serious knee and leg injuries in all girls sports...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 02:16 AM (rt0xh)

793 789 Lots of evidence that puts Trump in the lead in GA, AZ, WI, MI, and PA over the last few days.

With this evidence, Pence now has the choice of stepping up with his own "Profile in Courage" to call the corruption out and refuse the votes of corrupt states
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:14 AM (sy5kK)

Except there's this:
Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor
8h
Both houses must vote by simple majority to accept the objection to a state's electoral votes.

If either house rejects the objection (or if both do), then the state's electoral votes will be counted.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2020 02:19 AM (o4czV)

794 Is just try to find a way to pass time between periods of sleeping to minimize being in reality a plan?

Cause if so, that.

Which in fairness is most of my plans for my days as of late, so "the same thing I do every night Pinky" I guess would be a fitting response. Not a good response mind, but a fitting one.


That's something.,do you live near any other morons? Maybe get together with them sometime soon!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

795 NYE won't be much of anything here...
Herself will be in Modesto, and not due home for another week, and, with cats to feed, etc, i'm tied down here.
so....

PARTY @ MY PLACE!
(too bad i don't know any party people)

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 02:20 AM (L05hY)

796 Same here. A dinner we have yet to plan. Will go up a couple of blocks to the best butcher in town and see what's appealing. Nodding off good folks, be well.
Posted by: Farmer, part time psycho...wait add analyst at December 31, 2020 02:06 AM (/LM9B)

New Year's Eve here is lobster tails.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

797 Nope. Just me and my lonesome.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:16 AM (oZuI0)

You and God, sounds like a pretty solid plan!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

798 For NYE, mom will be making ham and black-eyed peas.

Not sure about dessert yet.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:25 AM (oZuI0)

799 Except there's this:

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

---
*nothing*, IMHO, a Never Trumper says should be taken @ face value, or believed, W/O independent verification.
he's a Swamp Creature, and his comments should be judged in that light.
YMMV

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 02:25 AM (L05hY)

800 Did malor have a citation for that or is that just the way his side is going to Calvinball the process?

Still, worthwhile to make every member of congress go on the record as supporting the steal or supporting America.

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 02:28 AM (kOpft)

801 For NYE, mom will be making ham and black-eyed peas.

Not sure about dessert yet.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:25 AM (oZuI0)

Whoa! Southern family. New Years Day, we're having Hoppin' John.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

802 redc14

Party when that CDNN shipment lands. Which it will, soon.

I can wait for hand delivery of such parts as you might transport to the Tx Mo Meet.

It is the Moron Way.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2020 02:30 AM (QzJWU)

803
That's something.,do you live near any other morons? Maybe get together with them sometime soon!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

Sadly the closest one to me was Chavez the Hugo.

But if we remember him, he isn't totally gone.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:30 AM (Ojki1)

804 Again, Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., will never be my president, and I do not say that out of blind ballsitude, but in confidence that The Donald's Rube Goldberg Mouse Trap will snap the neck of this fraud of a travesty of a sham of an ersatz election "victory."

One Jedi Mind Trick too many, Demotards.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:31 AM (oZuI0)

805 Sadly the closest one to me was Chavez the Hugo.

But if we remember him, he isn't totally gone.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:30 AM (Ojki1)

--?!

Chavez the Hugo *was* . . . *is* . . . ?

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:33 AM (oZuI0)

806 Shibumi's 2020 toilet paper hurts more on one side and more in one direction than the others. Use accordingly.

Posted by: jim at December 31, 2020 02:34 AM (ynpvh)

807 Nite all.

Posted by: jim at December 31, 2020 02:34 AM (ynpvh)

808 802 Did malor have a citation for that

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 02:28 AM (kOpft)

Very fair question; no.

Posted by: m at December 31, 2020 02:35 AM (o4czV)

809 Whoa! Southern family. New Years Day, we're having Hoppin' John.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:29 AM (Rz2Nc)

--Of course!

I don't even like black-eyed peas, but for one day I'll ingest them for the sake of tradition.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:35 AM (oZuI0)

810 795 789
Gabe Malor is a swamp creature and wrong. He truly needs to be administered a double dose of tire iron.
A single Senator and a single House Rep can refuse to accept the certification. If they do, then the Senate and House break up for (at least) 2 hours and discuss the details. That's when evidence of voter fraud, already proven, is presented.
Each Senator gets 1 vote. Each House DELEGATION gets one vote. There are 53 R Senators, and 30 House Delegations that are majority Repub. To quote Bill Murray in one of his finer roles, "That's the Fact, Jack."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:37 AM (sy5kK)

811 I'm really getting sick of this Pixy shit refusing my posts.

812 was, at one time, readable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:38 AM (sy5kK)

812 I'd tell Malor to eat dick, but . . .

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:39 AM (oZuI0)

813 Sadly the closest one to me was Chavez the Hugo.

But if we remember him, he isn't totally gone.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:30 AM (Ojki1)

He and rick will live in forever here.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:39 AM (Rz2Nc)

814 807 Sadly the closest one to me was Chavez the Hugo.

But if we remember him, he isn't totally gone.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:30 AM (Ojki1)

--?!

Chavez the Hugo *was* . . . *is* . . . ?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:33 AM (oZuI0)

Was. Mis Hum posted the obituary (he got to see him before the end) a month or so ago as he passed Nov 25th. Private family service cause the Rona.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:40 AM (Ojki1)

815 My source to shut up Gabe Malor was Steve Bannon of the warroom.org, and was detailed by him, and two experts, in this evening's show.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:41 AM (sy5kK)

816 813 I'm really getting sick of this Pixy shit refusing my posts.

812 was, at one time, readable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:38 AM (sy5kK)

--Have to back Pixy just this once.

Troll kept shitting all over threads by posting walls o' text whilst co-opting regular Morons' handles and changing its five characters.

Another Nice Thing, gone.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:42 AM (oZuI0)

817 Of course!

I don't even like black-eyed peas, but for one day I'll ingest them for the sake of tradition.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:35 AM (oZuI0)

LOL, I don't mind black-eyed peas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 31, 2020 02:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

818 Pixy has cancelled all my subsequent posts, no matter the care I take in their crafting.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde.

And fuck this shit. Back off on the edit restrictions, even if only a bit.

We. Cannot. TYPE.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2020 02:44 AM (QzJWU)

819
--Have to back Pixy just this once.

Troll kept shitting all over threads by posting walls o' text whilst co-opting regular Morons' handles and changing its five characters.

Another Nice Thing, gone.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:42 AM (oZuI0

I was here last week. I'm aware. The troll was using a VPN, which gives a new nic every post.
I think it was hogmartin that supplied the 600 char. fix.
Any horde member that wins Powerball, ace expects a mill of that to buy a 2020 technology platform.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:45 AM (sy5kK)

820 Was. Mis Hum posted the obituary (he got to see him before the end) a month or so ago as he passed Nov 25th. Private family service cause the Rona.
Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:40 AM (Ojki1)

--

Fuck, it sucks to lose loved ones around Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:45 AM (oZuI0)

821 820 Pixy has cancelled all my subsequent posts, no matter the care I take in their crafting.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde.
And fuck this shit. Back off on the edit restrictions, even if only a bit.
We. Cannot. TYPE.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2020 02:44 AM (QzJWU)

All but one of my posts tonight gets the same error message, even with the returns and empty lines taken out.
Effing trolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:48 AM (sy5kK)

822 Any horde member that wins Powerball, ace expects a mill of that to buy a 2020 technology platform.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:45 AM (sy5kK)

--Hell to the yeah

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:49 AM (oZuI0)

823 want some awesome ham, that, as Herself said this weekend "tastes like ham used to taste"?
go here and you will NOT be disappointed:
https://www.beelerspurepork.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 02:51 AM (L05hY)

824 824 Any horde member that wins Powerball, ace expects a mill of that to buy a 2020 technology platform.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:45 AM (sy5kK)

--Hell to the yeah
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 02:49 AM (oZuI0)

Of which $150 thousand will be spent on upgrades while the rest goes to Vespa detailing, shelf building, some sweet new crocs what are urban camo to help with hunting hobos and paying off a bit of the Valu-rite tab at the corner store.

So money well spent in other words.

Posted by: Bete at December 31, 2020 02:52 AM (Ojki1)

825 BYW: Posted by: redc1c4 at December 31, 2020 02:51 AM (L05hY) @ 825 was too long and spam until i collapsed it.

this is bullshit.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 31, 2020 03:06 AM (L05hY)

826 Leftoids just double down, and double down again.

They can't find it in their hearts to realize, "Hey, maybe we should use reason and persuasion, instead of cheating, coercion, and theft to promote our agenda."



And the fifth angel poured out his cup where the beast's throne was; and with that, all the beast's kingdom was turned into darkness, in which men sat biting their tongues for pain, finding cause to blaspheme the God of heaven in their pains and their ulcers, instead of finding cause for repentance in their ill deeds.

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 03:07 AM (oZuI0)

827 Someone asked how we'll be celebrating La Nochevieja. Well in our casa the missus will be wearing her red thong and we will share a few glasses of cava. At midnight we will eat our twelve grapes and bid each other Feliz Ano Nuevo.

Posted by: Alejandro Baldwin at December 31, 2020 03:15 AM (a4EWo)

828 Eat me, Alex

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 03:18 AM (oZuI0)

829 this is how the Gulag's will be filled:
https://tinyurl.com/ybqk26gj

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 03:22 AM (rt0xh)

830 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Happy New Year!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 03:26 AM (DOOIB)

831 Morning PG!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 03:29 AM (rt0xh)

832 Hi, Puddleglum!

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 03:32 AM (oZuI0)

833 Ye gods, it's late.

Good night, good Morons.

Here's the quintessential version of "Wayfaring Stranger" by Emmylou Harris:

https://youtu.be/8eumMNIr0_o

Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at December 31, 2020 03:33 AM (oZuI0)

834 Slapweasel


Wherever you are

Now I understand

Posted by: Miklos "Chesty" Puller at December 31, 2020 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

835 Yesterday tried to link obit of Dawn Wells and Pixy wouldn't let me do it. Was my first run in with that

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 03:36 AM (Cxk7w)

836 I've run into that Pixy limit a few times. Takes a bit of editing but it's workable. After what happened a bit ago, I understand the text limit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 31, 2020 03:41 AM (DOOIB)

837 Hiya Skip !

Happy New Year !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 03:50 AM (arJlL)

838 Good morning, Skip, Hiya JT. What's for breakfast?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 31, 2020 03:55 AM (a4EWo)

839 Mornin', all

I overslept. That doesn't happen often. Must've been the drugs.

Shovelling yesterday was a killer!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:06 AM (oaLKl)

840 Hiya Debs !

I'm having pork roll on an english muffin.

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:07 AM (arJlL)

841 Hiya MLii !

Happy New Year !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:08 AM (arJlL)

842 JT, that sounds delish, I am really hungry. Hi, MLii, I've just missed you a few times in the past couple of weeks. Did I read that you are going to be a Grandma in 2021?? I am too, it will be our first, and I am really excited.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 31, 2020 04:15 AM (a4EWo)

843 OMGosh Debby, you too? ! Congrats!

Early July for mine to be here.

I am still on cloud 9 over it

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:20 AM (oaLKl)

844 Haha, yes, late May or early June here too, it was the best Christmas present ever!!! My daughter is not going to find out the sex of her baby either, and I think that just adds to the excitement.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 31, 2020 04:23 AM (a4EWo)

845 Watch out for those reindeer, ladies !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)

846 ....well he was a good Dancer...

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 31, 2020 04:28 AM (a4EWo)

847 It was such a nice surprise. Especially for a Christmas that was very muted.

My daughter says she doesnt care if she knows or not but son in law wants to. They will find out in Feb. if they can see. Maybe they're better at that now than the years ago mine were born. I never wanted to know ahead of time, preferring the surprise. I predicted correctly 2 of the 3 times tho!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:31 AM (oaLKl)

848 Is attending the reindeer games Covid restricted?

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 31, 2020 04:31 AM (bzrNB)

849 Good morning late in the year early risers

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 31, 2020 04:33 AM (bzrNB)

850 Only cardboard reindeer are attending the reindeer games this year. MLii, I am so happy for you, it will be kind of nice sharing this in 2021. I am headed to bed for a quick nap before my hubby wakes up. Happy New Year to the early birds of the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at December 31, 2020 04:37 AM (a4EWo)

851 I predicted correctly 2 of the 3 times tho!
Posted by: My life is insanity

You gonna change yer nic to Miss Cleo ?

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:37 AM (arJlL)

852 Most definitely, Debby.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:38 AM (oaLKl)

853 Only cardboard reindeer are attending the reindeer games this year. MLii, I am so happy for you, it will be kind of nice sharing this in 2021. I am headed to bed for a quick nap before my hubby wakes up. Happy New Year to the early birds of the Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won

I was just gonna give you a bite of my sammy !

Nite Debs; Happy New Year !

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:39 AM (arJlL)

854 Ha! JT

Ok I gotta run or I won't be properly clothed for work!

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:41 AM (oaLKl)

855 Most definitely, Debby.

Happy New Year!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 31, 2020 04:38 AM (oaLKl)


Not to be a Debby Downer (sorry, Deb) or anything, but there are still a few dregs of bitter 2020 brew to be swallowed first.

This pot of covfefe has been on the stove since January 1, 2020...

Tastes like panther piss.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 04:43 AM (F0YaR)

856 30 minutes without a comment? This thread is deader than Slo-Joe's synapses.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 05:25 AM (F0YaR)

857 No work today, Monday really need to get to work by 5am, office where I have to go is open and lots to do.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 05:25 AM (Cxk7w)

858 For this year that I am thinking has been the worst misery in my life, I am dreading next will be the circling down the drain.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 05:27 AM (Cxk7w)

859
Susan Wright, who stabbed her husband 193 times, is released from prison on parole after 16 years. It was a sensational case in Houston. She claimed she was abused, the ultimate get-out-of-jail card for women. A man making that defense would be dispatched on Death Row a week after conviction.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 05:32 AM (mht8P)

860 Have lots of those 50 obsolete items, my sterio is in my outbuilding shop.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 05:33 AM (Cxk7w)

861 I have that Pepperidge farm's French toast bread but made it yesterday, thinking ham and cheese omelette

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 05:37 AM (Cxk7w)

862
A look at 50 obsolete items.

_________

51. Stories you didn't have to pick out from 95% of advertisements on the page.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 05:40 AM (mht8P)

863 I'm having pork roll on an english muffin.
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 04:07 AM (arJlL)

North or south Jersey? I forget.

Morning Horde!

Posted by: golfman at December 31, 2020 05:41 AM (hOMhY)

864 It's raining cats and dogs in ETEX and I'm tired of 2020. It's been rough on my loved ones here and in meatspace, but especially on America. May it please GOD to rescue us from this trap we've caught in.

Posted by: Eromero at December 31, 2020 05:43 AM (em79L)

865 Government at its worst...

Early in the pandemic, distilleries stepped up to alleviate the shortage of hand sanitizer. This week the FDA informed them that they owe a surprise fee of more than $14,000 for the privilege.

Posted by: golfman at December 31, 2020 05:48 AM (hOMhY)

866 I remember back in the TFG years, when I had a steady gig here as the Look On The Brighter Side dude. So.

On the brighter side, the next leap year day isn't until 2024.

Ms Kalamity Harris will just be finishing up the first of her 3 or more gigs as tyrant-in-chief. Possibly.

You think 365 days of Dems is bad newz? Try 366.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 05:56 AM (F0YaR)

867 Mornin', Horde.
What's goin' on?!

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 05:58 AM (CtJ/Z)

868 Neighbor's barn burned down last night.
Adding yet another entry to the 2020 list.
Fortunately no injuries or livestock involved, so there is that.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 06:01 AM (CtJ/Z)

869 Hoping to shoot another deer today or tomorrow to help replace what meat he lost in his freezer

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 06:04 AM (CtJ/Z)

870 https://www.americanthinker.com/ without our constitution were under occupation
https://tinyurl.com/y7fr2dlf

This is exactly how I feel

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:07 AM (Cxk7w)

871 60 My $600 deposit is pending.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 30, 2020 10:08 PM (JUGX9)

Same here. Was a little surprised to see it. Now if I can figure out why I never got the first ~$1,200 payment. (I actually know. It was because I failed to file taxes timely for 2019... a year I was mostly unemployed but in 2018, which they used in absence of '19 taxes, I made too much too be eligible for the stimulus. )

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 31, 2020 06:08 AM (700n7)

872 Too bad you can't hunt here, have a herd roami ng my neighborhood immune to violence other than vehicles.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:08 AM (Cxk7w)

873 Sad Old Year

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 06:09 AM (5QBw6)

874 We had the blue tongue disease roll through here a few years ago, really knocked down the numbers. But they have more than recovered since.
If this winter remains mild (by local standards), I expect we will be over run again next year.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 06:13 AM (CtJ/Z)

875 Serious Cat don't feel your the only one, through a comedy of tragedy I didn't get mine either.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:13 AM (Cxk7w)

876 Deer should have worn masks

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:19 AM (Cxk7w)

877

Doom and gloom.
Doom and gloom.
Woe is us.
Woe is us.

Such a dark spirit of defeatism certain individuals, including those in the chain of command here, have brought to this place.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 06:22 AM (02ckt)

878

"What storm, Mr President?"

"You'll see."

Time to go.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 06:24 AM (02ckt)

879 The deer removed their masks for dinner, but neglected to put them back on for the walk to the restroom.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 06:24 AM (CtJ/Z)

880 Morning, TeeJ.
Excellent Byrne interview couple days ago with Dr Corsi.
He continues to impress me, and I didn't know much about the guy before.

Posted by: Heirloominati, Activate Sampson Protocol at December 31, 2020 06:27 AM (CtJ/Z)

881 Good morning! See the Minneapolis po-leece shot and killed someone. Frey's statement seems to indicate it was a POC.

Too cold to riot in MN?

Posted by: lizabth at December 31, 2020 06:27 AM (L3Rsz)

882 https://legalinsurrection.com /video teen mob attacks vehicle-inbroad daylight in midtown manhattan

Goes back to the above link it's a occupying force, the ones who took over as rulers have decided no police force is needed and their mobs can run the place fine.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:29 AM (Cxk7w)

883 Takes a couple days Liz, they will get to it.
Thugs lives matter

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:31 AM (Cxk7w)

884 their mobs can run the place fine.
Posted by: Skip

That was just awful. The driver taking his elderly mom into NYC to see the holiday decorations.

Pack of rabid hyenas. I hope some of them have some good bruising from slamming into that vehicle.

Posted by: lizabth at December 31, 2020 06:32 AM (L3Rsz)

885 Mostly sunny and 25 in Minn today. It's doable for hardy, northern thugs.

Posted by: lizabth at December 31, 2020 06:33 AM (L3Rsz)

886 I know better than to click on pictures here, but that woman is doing the limbo wrong

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:36 AM (Cxk7w)

887 Watching Michigan lose every NYD has done alot to dampen my enthusiasm for the change over. I wear Vibram 5 finger running shoes when I run.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 31, 2020 06:37 AM (4vNgL)

888 Doom and gloom.
Doom and gloom.
Woe is us.
Woe is us.

Such a dark spirit of defeatism certain individuals, including those in the chain of command here, have brought to this place.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 06:22 AM (02ckt)


Guilty as charged. Perhaps I could be a bit more optimistic, what with Hillary and Comey and crew in orange jumpsuits, but golly gee...
That just ain't happening. The one and only person to be charged/convicted, Kevin Klinesmith, is due to be sentenced next month maybe. His likely sentence?
2-6 months per DOJ sentencing guidelines.
And I sure as shit wouldn't bet against a sentence of probation only.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 06:43 AM (F0YaR)

889 I know better than to click on pictures here, but that woman is doing the limbo wrong

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:36 AM (Cxk7w)


I mentioned that in an earlier comment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 06:45 AM (F0YaR)

890 I think they are waiting for Klinesmith sentence after the election as it's going to be a barely slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 06:46 AM (Cxk7w)

891 884 their mobs can run the place fine.
Posted by: Skip

Do that here in GA & castle doctrine baby!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 06:47 AM (rt0xh)

892 I finally hit the "spam" message at 888. I guess I had too many carriage returns in it.

c'est la vie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 31, 2020 06:47 AM (F0YaR)

893 829 this is how the Gulag's will be filled:
https://tinyurl.com/ybqk26gj
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 31, 2020 03:22 AM (rt0xh)

Now do that with HIV!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 06:49 AM (5QBw6)

894 Kabuki

A further 20 million people in England will join the toughest tier of Covid restrictions from Thursday.

The Midlands, North East, parts of the North West and parts of the South West are among those escalated to tier four.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 06:57 AM (5QBw6)

895 I am fully trying to prepare for a Sundowner lockdown again like April, no " non essential" work, mandatory masks everywhere, stores getting wiped out of goods.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:00 AM (Cxk7w)

896 Morning Horde. SIL called last night to inform Mr. NEC and I that she tested positive yesterday for the Chinese Lung Rot. We had breakfast with them Monday morning. She thought she had a cold and that's what took out her sense of taste. Now the wait begins. Not sure what to look for symptom wise.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 31, 2020 07:00 AM (PgmdM)

897 I think it was hogmartin that supplied the 600 char. fix.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 02:45 AM (sy5kK)


That was not me.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 07:01 AM (t+qrx)

898 Georgia Witness: Fulton Cty 93% OF MILITARY BALLOTS FOR BIDEN

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:04 AM (5QBw6)

899 I'm using the taste test to know if I have it, breakfast is good I'm virus free.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:04 AM (Cxk7w)

900
I think it was hogmartin that supplied the 600 char. fix.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

That was not me.
Posted by: hogmartin


** everyone hides hands and stares at ceiling **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 07:04 AM (pNxlR)

901
Something something is an orphan, but something something has many fathers

-- Stuff University of Michigan Coaches Said

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 07:07 AM (pNxlR)

902 Not linking but as write often my tablet gives me Leftist news flash stories, the first day Sundowner the Usurper is going to sign that every Trump order not taking place by midnight will be removed from the record.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:10 AM (Cxk7w)

903 Not a snowballs chance in Hell all the military votes are for Sundowner. I seen a few Trump appearance with the troops.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:13 AM (Cxk7w)

904 902 Not linking but as write often my tablet gives me Leftist news flash stories, the first day Sundowner the Usurper is going to sign that every Trump order not taking place by midnight will be removed from the record.
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:10 AM (Cxk7w)

It's truly scary how *every* device you can buy somehow manages to blare propaganda in your face, despite all your best efforts to disable it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:17 AM (6FeV1)

905 Something something is an orphan, but something something has many fathers

-- Stuff University of Michigan Coaches Said
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 07:07 AM (pNxlR)

(our quarterback) , (most of our defensive backs)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:18 AM (6FeV1)

906
I was here last week. I'm aware. The troll was using a VPN, which gives a new nic every post.


Not a new nic, but a new hashtag -- the (#####) after the nic and posting date & time.

Banhammer operates on the hashtag, not the nic.

I have no idea what the proper correction is, but limiting the number of characters appears to have introduced instability in the posting process. I have had posts stop accepting new input with the visible characters on the screen well below the putative limit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 07:18 AM (pNxlR)

907 A think tank group at the University of Rhode Island is demanding that the next president of the university

must be an African-American with a lineage to slavery.

Rules out Obama and Commielala. Unless slave owner counts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:19 AM (5QBw6)

908 "904 902 Not linking but as write often my tablet gives me Leftist news flash stories, the first day Sundowner the Usurper is going to sign that every Trump order not taking place by midnight will be removed from the record.
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:10 AM (Cxk7w)

It's truly scary how *every* device you can buy somehow manages to blare propaganda in your face, despite all your best efforts to disable it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:17 AM (6FeV1) "


I was just thinking the same thing.

Well, except my Pinephone ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 31, 2020 07:19 AM (pmEbq)

909 898 Georgia Witness: Fulton Cty 93% OF MILITARY BALLOTS FOR BIDEN
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:04 AM (5QBw6)

But of course. All those baby killers and dropouts are patriotic, and patriotic people vote for perverted nitwits.

QED.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:19 AM (6FeV1)

910 907 A think tank group at the University of Rhode Island is demanding that the next president of the university

must be an African-American with a lineage to slavery.

Rules out Obama and Commielala. Unless slave owner counts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:19 AM (5QBw6)

Hey, now, Obama's ancestors didn't own slaves.

They just sold them.

Why do you hate free markets?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:21 AM (6FeV1)

911 Morning Horde. SIL called last night to inform Mr. NEC and I that she tested positive yesterday for the Chinese Lung Rot. We had breakfast with them Monday morning. She thought she had a cold and that's what took out her sense of taste. Now the wait begins. Not sure what to look for symptom wise.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 31, 2020 07:00 AM (PgmdM)
~~~~~

Of course everyone's different, but this seems to be the symptoms most people are starting with now.

I had it a couple of weeks ago (over it now except waiting for taste/smell to fully return) and mine started with what I thought was a mild head cold. Only went to get tested when a couple of friends called to tell me they were positive, and only had the same mild symptoms.

I did spend an overnight in the hospital and the MDs and nurses all said that they are finding this latest mutation seems to be much more contagious, but also much less fatal--thank God. They are not seeing any fevers as the hallmark, and that, combined with just mild head cold signs, probably accounts for the increasing number of cases. People just aren't feeling sick enough to feel the need to get tested.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2020 07:21 AM (sGotD)

912 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 31, 2020 07:21 AM (ju2Fy)

913 I have had posts stop accepting new input with the visible characters on the screen well below the putative limit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 31, 2020 07:18 AM (pNxlR)

Some ASCII more equal than other ASCII.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:21 AM (5QBw6)

914 jj

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 07:22 AM (5QBw6)

915 continued...

Stay well and add these supplements that were recommended to me (they did help):

Vitamin D3
Vitamin C
Zinc
Quercetin
Melatonin for sleep

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2020 07:22 AM (sGotD)

916 Been wondering where Val-Jar will show up again, maybe just the go between Jug Ears and his sock puppet.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:23 AM (Cxk7w)

917 915 continued...

Stay well and add these supplements that were recommended to me (they did help):

Vitamin D3
Vitamin C
Zinc
Quercetin
Melatonin for sleep
Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2020 07:22 AM (sGotD)

I've heard that Pepcid, or similar antacids, do something to prevent the virus from multiplying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:23 AM (6FeV1)

918 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 31, 2020 07:23 AM (pmEbq)

919 I've heard that Pepcid, or similar antacids, do something to prevent the virus from multiplying.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 31, 2020 07:23 AM (6FeV1)
~~~~~

That's possible. They did give me Pepcid to take while I was on the steroids to prevent stomach upset. And hell, it can't hurt!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2020 07:25 AM (sGotD)

920 I am convinced that my tablet dictionary is run by the Leftist cloud, will never write Sundowner and the top job together but it will show up as a choice is my bet.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 07:25 AM (Cxk7w)

921 IrishEi. Thanks. Been around them often since they returned from CA and spent Christmas with them. She's pegging Sunday as the start of the crud, it could be earlier, dating back to Christmas. I've got one weird thing happening that puzzles me. Irritation of my skin, no rash just irritation. Cannot count on the gastric symptoms since I have those all the time, that's what happens when you have 10 inches of small intestine removed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 31, 2020 07:26 AM (PgmdM)

922 Cannot count on the gastric symptoms since I have those all the time, that's what happens when you have 10 inches of small intestine removed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 31, 2020 07:26 AM (PgmdM)
~~~~~

I hear ya, and I've got you by 6 inches. LOL Most people will come down with symptoms within 3-5 days of exposure, but of course that can vary. For myself and friends, the symptoms were:

-Mild head cold
-Diminished taste and smell that starts very slowly so you hardly notice it
-Diarrhea (a little later)
-Lethargy
-Mild shortness of breath on exertion
-Little or no cough
-Little or no fever

Posted by: IrishEi at December 31, 2020 07:32 AM (sGotD)

923 Morning horde. I just wanted to reply about the running. Yes women's bodies are differently shaped than mens, and yes we experience a lot of knee injuries in soccer, but its not as much from straight running as it is cutting and changing directions. Injuries can be lessened/avoided by strength training and conditioning for the knees, but a lot of people just want to play so they don't train/warm up properly.

I have been glad so far in an almost-lifetime of soccer to keep my knees in good condition. Ankles are another thing but outside of spiked socks its hard to avoid getting kicked by noobs :-)

Posted by: funsize at December 31, 2020 12:13 PM (gbEV2)

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