The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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American Exceptionalism is real. It created the greatest economic engine in history, and on the way it also created a flat society, in which movement from the lowest levels to the highest can happen in the blink of an eye. America has created wealth where once there was none, and no hope for any. America was truly the land of opportunity, for its own citizens and those lucky enough to join this grand experiment from stultified and broken societies across the globe.

But it has on occasion lost its way. Many of us remember the 1970s, during which our political process foundered in partisan politics and feel-good spending, and our social fabric flapped and tore in the winds of the unrest of the 1960s. We were a failing country, and the election of a weak and worthless peanut farmer made matters worse. We were feckless abroad...pushed around by 3rd World countries whose only power came out of the ground, courtesy of our own industrial might.

But in a flash it changed. Ronald Reagan's unabashed love of country, and his sense that the best was yet to come reignited the fire that seemed to have gone out of the American heart.

The question today is whether the America we remember -- and the one that President Trump remembers and attempted to resurrect -- still exists. And will it still exist in four years, when we once again have the opportunity (broken voting process notwithstanding) to point the nation in the direction we the people choose.

I don't know the answer, but I believe in the American people, and I believe in its Exceptionalism.

To The Horde; Have a happy and healthy and peaceful New Year, with the hope and expectation that we will prevail, no matter how long it takes, in the battle for the soul of our country.

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:00 AM (kTF2Z)

2 Happy New Year, ya filthy animals.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)

3 I'll get the otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)

4 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 31, 2020 11:01 AM (Uhu8A)

5 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:02 AM (kTF2Z)

6 Good morning, CBD.

The last good morning of the year.

Somehow, though, I think the old year and new year are going to sort of blend together, like a kale and beet smoothie.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:02 AM (WEBkv)

7 Hear hear!! Well said CBD. Happy joyous new year to you and the horde.

Posted by: Abiss at December 31, 2020 11:02 AM (Y8DtA)

8 we're gonna make it!

Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:03 AM (aUOqu)

9 we're gonna make it!
Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:03 AM (aUOqu)

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That's when the sharks show up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (kTF2Z)

10

Chaos is coming.
Don't be caught without a shoe phone,,,, or other pertinent stuff.

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (02ckt)

11 Pithy and well said.

Posted by: Bosk at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (lDdRA)

12 Tonight should be uneventful, but I'm prepared if it isn't. And to those willing to disrupt my peace-bring it!

Posted by: Unkaren at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (vGJY7)

13 American Exceptionalism is still alive. It is also pissed as hell at the LOLGF treatment it got in the 2020 election and Wuhan flu fascism.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (W+kMI)

14 But in a flash it changed. Ronald Reagan's unabashed love of country, and his sense that the best was yet to come reignited the fire that seemed to have gone out of the American heart.



And it's gone again.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (LwB8i)

15 we're gonna make it!

Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:03 AM (aUOqu)

After all?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (Da9Bj)

16 2 Happy New Year, ya filthy animals.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)

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It's not even noon here. You must be posting FROM THE FUTURE!! Give me Saturday's Powerball numbers, and I'll split it with you!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (CAJOC)

17 The horde has redoubled our efforts almost fourfold over the last 5 year plan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (5QBw6)

18 Never surrender.
Never stop fighting.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (NpAcC)

19 You still believe in the American people?

Posted by: Jb at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (TO8Xm)

20 these rains are going to wash 2020 away in fine fashion

Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (aUOqu)

21 9 we're gonna make it!
Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:03 AM (aUOqu)

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That's when the sharks show up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (kTF2Z)

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C.H.U.Ds

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (CAJOC)

22 We are an Open Border Barter Town Economic Zone ruled by warring City State Oligarchs using Insane Clown Kids to mark their territory. Nothing more.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (YbWcz)

23 You still believe in the American people?

Posted by: Jb at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM

The numbers have drastically dwindled.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (2k7BX)

24 Look at the winners of the science /economic Nobel prizes. America leads by a huge margin. A number of winners are first generation Americans which tells you that it is or at least was the system the founders set up that was divinely inspired and made us exceptional.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (2DOZq)

25 Happy New Year to you and yours CBD. Thanks for all you do.

Except for that sous vide abomination

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (m45I2)

26 fire can't melt steel

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (g741k)

27 Going to New Year's Eve party tonight with friends, where, Right or Left in attitude, we are gonna mutually tell 2020 to jump into a volcano and die. The host will do the toast with Mallort's, the liquor the year deserved.


Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (W+kMI)

28 You still believe in the American people?

Posted by: Jb at December 31, 2020 11:05 AM (TO8Xm)

Yeah...the American-Americans.

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (AwYPR)

29 these rains are going to wash 2020 away in fine fashion
Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (aUOqu)

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The rains down in Africa?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:07 AM (kTF2Z)

30 That's when the sharks show up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:04 AM (kTF2Z)

Sharknado IX: Eclectic Boogaloo

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 11:07 AM (5QBw6)

31 Happy New Year, ya filthy animals.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:01 AM (kTF2Z)

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It's not even noon here. You must be posting FROM THE FUTURE!! Give me Saturday's Powerball numbers, and I'll split it with you!
Posted by: No One of Consequence


It's 3:06 am in Sydney, January 1st, 2021.
I miss Aussie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:07 AM (LwB8i)

32
*Munkey*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:07 AM (EGyGV)

33 > The horde has redoubled our efforts almost fourfold over the last 5 year plan.

The Art Thread Boob Ration has been increased from two boobs to one boob.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (dkMgb)

34 If not, we can all just tell everyone we are a Spanish black person of some obscure gender.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (xfb67)

35 I believe in God, and the American Constitution. In that order. The two are linked. That is why I believe in the second item.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (bCLt0)

36 After you shoot the albatross you see psychedelic sea worms and then the ship collapses and sinks. We are now at the psychedelic sea worms moment.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (YbWcz)

37 33 > The horde has redoubled our efforts almost fourfold over the last 5 year plan.

The Art Thread Boob Ration has been increased from two boobs to one boob.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (dkMgb)

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At least there's no fat man's ass.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (CAJOC)

38
That's when the sharks show up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


But when you're a jet you're a jet all the way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (63Dwl)

39 2020 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.


https://tinyurl.com/y9ohp6d6

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (fIGh5)

40 When we quit viewing this as a political setback, and start treating it as de facto foreign domination and occupation, we might have a chance. Because that's the point we get it through our skulls what actually needs doing and stop wasting our time with unproductive diversions.

I'm not holding my breath.

Meanwhile, I got other things to take care of. Some of which may actually come in handy if we ever get our act together. So stop telling me about writing letters or gotta vote or #twoweeks or some functionary possibly doing their duty. Page me when we're serious.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (OUMaO)

41 The rains down in Africa?


I bless them.

Posted by: Toto at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (yQpMk)

42 The rains down in Africa?

South America (south of I-10 anyway)

Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (aUOqu)

43 Hahahahahahahaha!
The local fish wrap's prog editor: "Trump could ruin Brian Kemp's reelection."

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (ptqGC)

44 Except for that sous vide abomination


Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (m45I2)


Oh ye of little faith.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (xT2tT)

45 Happy New Year to you too, CBD! Thanks for the awesome work you do.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (9I8OG)

46 The 'diversity' of TV commercials have now reached the absurdity level.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (2DOZq)

47 "...to point the nation in the direction we the people choose..."

Without fair elections from here on forward, "the people" have ZERO say in the direction the nation points in. There will forevermore always be enough mail-in ballots filled out and ready to be counted for a Democrat to overcome any natural election deficit.

Posted by: champed at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (9Aon7)

48 > If not, we can all just tell everyone we are a Spanish black person of some obscure gender.

Must also be handicapped and belong to some fucktarded Third World religious cult.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (dkMgb)

49 19 You still believe in the American people?
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I believe in the American people, not the bogus election numbers. Joe Biden 's "win" was a goddamn lie, and everyone (except maybe Joe Biden) knows it. America spoke, and was ignored by people who have forgotten that American Exceptionalism exists, and does NOT need THEM in order to survive and thrive.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (W+kMI)

50 If not, we can all just tell everyone we are a Spanish black person of some obscure gender.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (xfb67)

How you say in the English the cucumber?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (Da9Bj)

51 No bonfire on my little Island tonight. All the folks that do the heavy lifting to make things happen have lost the spirit and enthusiasm with which they typically approach the New Year. Amazing how none of the biden folks are ever the ones that accomplish anything positive, isn't it? Still hoping for a miracle next week.

Posted by: EveR at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (DsGxB)

52 > At least there's no fat man's ass.

The Fat Man Ass Ration has been increased from one to zero.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (dkMgb)

53 May you have all the Grade B (the richest kind) Maple Syrup to grace your breakfast (and other) comestibles that you desire.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (DMUuz)

54 As bad as this year has been, next could be worse.
Or better.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (Cxk7w)

55 Happy New Year, CBD. You do a fine job, Moron Wranglin' !

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:12 AM (bCLt0)

56 Happy New Year CBD and fellow Morons!

Posted by: scrood the Sherpa Guru at December 31, 2020 11:12 AM (USnEj)

57 The Art Thread Boob Ration has been increased from two boobs to one boob.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:08 AM (dkMgb)

Dont even ask about the poontang rations!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 11:12 AM (5QBw6)

58 2021. here hold my beer.

Posted by: Hungaryan at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (g741k)

59 53 May you have all the Grade B (the richest kind) Maple Syrup to grace your breakfast (and other) comestibles that you desire.
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What is Grade A Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (YbWcz)

60 If anyone even can remember back to January, it is striking to recall that 2020 was unfolding as the best year ever before the color revolution plan was sprung.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (BRkq2)

61 Happy New Year, CBD and horde.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

62 54 As bad as this year has been, next could be worse.
Or better.
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You must be a Detroit Lions fan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (YbWcz)

63 "Minkey"

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (8SSHh)

64 A large minority -- or maybe even a small majority -- of our fellow citizens not only don't believe in American exceptionalism, they are actively opposed to it. That distresses me and I have no idea what to do about it.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (crthf)

65 What is Grade A Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (YbWcz)

rocket fuel

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (AwYPR)

66 > As bad as this year has been, next could be worse.

"Could be"? With Dopey Joe and the Ho at the wheel?

I got my $600 Crimulus money overnight.

Time to buy more ammo, if I can find any.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (dkMgb)

67 WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (flINI)

68 Remember, it's always darkest just before it goes completely black.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (kTF2Z)

69 Kurt Eichenwald is a social media tiger who would turn into a lost kitten in a heartbeat if he said that in a bar and some guys got in his face. He is irrelevant and to be ignored when the real men are talking.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:15 AM (W+kMI)

70 I'm reminded of a quote from Victor E Frankl, "Mans Search for Meaning".

"What is to give light must endure burning."

Basically, the good things don't come without adversity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:15 AM (xfb67)

71 > That distresses me and I have no idea what to do about it.

Frogmarch them to the closest border and shove them across at bayonet point.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:15 AM (dkMgb)

72 I shall call this animal "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes"


https://tinyurl.com/ybfpvub9

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:16 AM (fIGh5)

73 America was exceptional because Americans were exceptional. Because we went to war with the lone world superpower of its day to impose our freedom on it. And not to replace a foreign king with our own king like so many of the lesser peoples of earth seek, but to form a country with no king, and no aristocracy.

We did it ourselves, with God's blessing, and in His name. Because it was the Rights He gave us that we were defending.

How can we be considered exceptional if we continue to sit around and wait for *someone else* to free us from the despotism that is imposed on us? How can we be considered exceptional if we put our hopes in the superstition of "the next election," knowing it is fixed in our enemies' favor?

Posted by: Methos at December 31, 2020 11:16 AM (kOpft)

74 Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (8SSHh)

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Does your monkey bite?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:16 AM (kTF2Z)

75 This is delightful. Saw a news blurb on my phone that Alec Baldwin changed his name from "Alex" to Alec because he thought Alec was more urbane or something.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 31, 2020 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

76 At the risk of not wading into the maple syrup wars, allow me to suggest cane syrup, which I grew up with. The first time I tried maple syrup I was disgusted and way turned off (and this was the real deal, bought in Canada). There's no comparison. Cane syrup is a light golden and very smooth, almost like honey, with none of the bitterness of maple syrup. Blackburn's is the best.

/runs and hides

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 31, 2020 11:17 AM (2k7BX)

77 May you have all the Grade B (the richest kind) Maple Syrup to grace your breakfast (and other) comestibles that you desire.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2020 11:11 AM (DMUuz)

These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get a little antsy in their pantsy.

Posted by: Mainah at December 31, 2020 11:17 AM (B+qrE)

78 29 these rains are going to wash 2020 away in fine fashion
Posted by: DanMan at December 31, 2020 11:06 AM (aUOqu)

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The rains down in Africa?
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Gonna take some time to do the things you never have?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:17 AM (W+kMI)

79 Really I cannot complain about 2020. I worked on my portfolio in last 2019 and had thing lined up a little tech heavy along with some core growth mutual funds. Got out of most oil and gas last year.

We are blessed with down here. No I need to find a real house as apt living is getting old.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 31, 2020 11:17 AM (5QBw6)

80 75 This is delightful. Saw a news blurb on my phone that Alec Baldwin changed his name from "Alex" to Alec because he thought Alec was more urbane or something.
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The Baldwins are seriously inbred. Ran into them alot in Skineateles. They make the Kennedy's seem normal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:18 AM (YbWcz)

81 Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
And so's maple surple.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:18 AM (dkMgb)

82 Happy New Year to the cobs and all the Hordelings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:19 AM (HaL55)

83 > Ran into them alot in Skineateles.

Sorry, I refuse to believe this is a place name.

Sounds like a dermatological condition.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:19 AM (dkMgb)

84 76 At the risk of not wading into the maple syrup wars, allow me to suggest cane syrup, which I grew up with. The first time I tried maple syrup I was disgusted and way turned off (and this was the real deal, bought in Canada). There's no comparison. Cane syrup is a light golden and very smooth, almost like honey, with none of the bitterness of maple syrup. Blackburn's is the best.

/runs and hides
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And cane syrup is still better than the thin stuff called "sugar-free syrup" to which diabetics are condemned to use. I think it's made specifically to make me stop eating pancakes and waffles.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2020 11:19 AM (W+kMI)

85 29 The rains down in Africa?
do they rain up in other places?

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 31, 2020 11:20 AM (sGtp+)

86 We live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people, who are governed by a political system unique in history.

Throughout that history we have met and prevailed over issues and situations, some even more serious than the current mess, that have ruined lesser entities.

It is my unshakeable belief in this nation that we will prevail in this difficulty as well. After all, we do have an unbroken string of successes to date, and there is no reason to believe otherwise now.

So never despair, never EVER quit.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 31, 2020 11:20 AM (KATBx)

87
Basically, the good things don't come without adversity.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues,
And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:20 AM (63Dwl)

88
2020 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.


https://tinyurl.com/y9ohp6d6
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks






Just like a commie cocksucker to try to lay his tentacles on people he disagrees with.

Posted by: Nurses Local 382 at December 31, 2020 11:20 AM (EGyGV)

89 83 > Ran into them alot in Skineateles.

Sorry, I refuse to believe this is a place name.

Sounds like a dermatological condition.
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Spring fed lake in upstate NY. Everyone on that lake is a 'somebody.'

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:20 AM (YbWcz)

90 I once had Skineateles on my buttocks. The Dr. ended up burning it off.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (flINI)

91 Happy New Year to all. Should be quiet tonight, what with the ammo shortage. I'll probably get my $600 late in the game, like the last one, and it's either ammo or a couple 55 gallon drums, gasoline and a lot of stabil. If the Rapist Elect and the whore take power, they'll be out to save the planet and we'll envy Euro gas prices.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (I58tH)

92
Oops. Off me, dancing health care goomba sock.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (EGyGV)

93 At least there's no fat man's ass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (CAJOC)

I'm starting a fat man's ass acceptance body positivity movement, you awful people!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (9I8OG)

94 $600 won't even buy you 1000 rounds of shitty steel cased 115 grain full jacket 9mm Wolf or equivalent. Triple prices, and panicky assholes who never owned a gun, but now do, are paying these retarded prices.

Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (HI3xr)

95 Ran into them alot in Skineateles.

Sorry, I refuse to believe this is a place name.

Sounds like a dermatological condition.


Skineateles are picky cannibals who dine only upon the epidermis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (H5knJ)

96 I don't know the answer, but I believe in the American people, and I believe in its Exceptionalism.
Simply stated - I don't. Because I've never seen it - even in these glorious eighties you talk about. All I saw then was what I see now, a group that wants to make their coin off the backs of others. And a bunch of folks wanting to protect their various favorite institutions at all costs. Just a bunch of hustlers trying to game the system. This, I suspect, is what is referred to as Balkanization. And I don't see how any stereotype, such as Exceptionalism, can be applied to a society that is most definitely Balkanized.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (ulmY0)

97 A large minority -- or maybe even a small majority
-- of our fellow citizens not only don't believe in American
exceptionalism, they are actively opposed to it. That distresses me and
I have no idea what to do about it.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (crthf)

They hate the country or the country it was. Its founding, its history, everything that made it great. They are out to destroy it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:22 AM (Da9Bj)

98 What is Grade A Maple Syrup?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:13 AM (YbWcz)


The crap we sell to flatlanders when they come to visit.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:22 AM (olsDL)

99 Oh ye of little faith.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:10 AM (xT2tT)
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Says the guy with the weird savory French Toast fetish.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:22 AM (WEBkv)

100 Could be a Grade Z horror movie.

"Attack of the Skineateles!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:22 AM (dkMgb)

101 I'm liking the positive outlook I'm seeing on this thread. Refreshing after a lot of Eeyoreism.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (9I8OG)

102 It's quiet in here...
Too quiet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (flINI)

103 Thanks CBD and Happy New Year to you!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (nxdel)

104 Puddin Head Use to be a Eagles fan, but then that is when I watched the NFL.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (Cxk7w)

105 2020 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.


https://tinyurl.com/y9ohp6d6


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:09 AM (fIGh5)

Let him try. The soy boi couldn't beat up a stuffed animal.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (Da9Bj)

106 I'm starting a fat man's ass acceptance body positivity movement, you awful people!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (9I8OG)
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What about us guys who lack? Huh, what about us?

Not very inclusive, if you ask me!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (WEBkv)

107 Isn't Skineateles Odysseus' son?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (AiZBA)

108 > $600 won't even buy you 1000 rounds of shitty steel cased 115 grain full jacket 9mm Wolf or equivalent.

On the other hand, that's potentially up to 1,000 communists turned into good communists.

"Bad commie! Lie down. Stay. GOOD commie!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (dkMgb)

109 Faith in mankind. Any mankind. Sadly, no.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (bCLt0)

110 I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good. Was there a generation of hillbillys tasting all the tree sap in the forest?

"Nope, this one is poisonous. Your turn Cletus."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (xfb67)

111 https://stream.org/voter-forced-acquiescence/

Another short thoughtful article

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:25 AM (Cxk7w)

112
Could be a Grade Z horror movie.



"Attack of the Skineateles!"

"Attack of the Fifty-Foot Skineateles!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

113
Rain here today. At the chiropractic vet with Delilah for an ordinary adjustment. Coffee and donuts on the way home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:25 AM (zB0v4)

114 Skinny Atlas can't hold up the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (63Dwl)

115 Looks like one carriage return is one too many for Pixy today. Why does he and his hampsters hates us so?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (HaL55)

116 103 Thanks CBD and Happy New Year to you!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (nxdel)


Jewells!!! Happiest of New Year's to you!

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (bCLt0)

117 I once had Skineateles on my buttocks. The Dr. ended up burning it off.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:21 AM (flINI)

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Good thing you caught em in time. Once a Baldwin burrows in, it's impossible to remove, and then begins multiplying like crazy. Before you know it, your riddled Spanish Skineateles. You'll know it's terminal when you don a serape and start calling yourself "Camion Mono."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (PBmdd)

118

Finally.
Thanks Irongrampa!!
Not here all that much but it's been a while since I've seen you put that up.
Thanks again!!

Posted by: TeeJ at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (02ckt)

119 What about us guys who lack? Huh, what about us?

Not very inclusive, if you ask me!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (WEBkv)

You have not-fat-ass privilege. It's just like you all to act like victims.

REEEEEEE!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (9I8OG)

120 @Hadrian, raining here in the Central Valley of CA.

It's been nice.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (WEBkv)

121 The rains down in Africa?
do they rain up in other places?
Posted by: Anachronda


Mainly on the plains in Spain.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (LwB8i)

122 Skaneateles is Iroquois for long lake. Oddly, Skaneateles is not the longest Finger Lake - that is Cayuga Lake. I believe Cayuga is the Social Finger of the Finger Lakes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (YbWcz)

123 Says the guy with the weird savory French Toast fetish.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:22 AM (WEBkv)

Just try it!


All of you doubters will be convinced if you would only open your closed mouths and try something different.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

124 I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good. Was there a generation of hillbillys tasting all the tree sap in the forest?

"Nope, this one is poisonous. Your turn Cletus."

- -

I think the bravest man in history was the first guy to eat an egg.

"I'm going to take whatever falls out of that chicken's ass over there, fry it up, and eat it!!!"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (C+We0)

125 110 I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good. Was there a generation of hillbillys tasting all the tree sap in the forest?

"Nope, this one is poisonous. Your turn Cletus."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (xfb67)

==========

I wonder this about a lot of food.

Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

126 You have not-fat-ass privilege. It's just like you all to act like victims.

REEEEEEE!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:26 AM (9I8OG)
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (WEBkv)

127 Just try it!


All of you doubters will be convinced if you would only open your closed mouths and try something different.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

CBD, savory French toast seems to me like it could be awesome.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:28 AM (9I8OG)

128 I'm actually gaining in confidence that this attempted coup will be defeated. Too many cracks in the dam showing up, and about 75 million (probably closer to 85 million) pissed off voters, with at least 20% letting their voice be heard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:28 AM (I58tH)

129
What about us guys who lack? Huh, what about us?

Not very inclusive, if you ask me!
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (WEBkv)

_________

Of the big belly, no ass class of men?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (zB0v4)

130 Joe Biden won. Except he didn't.
Except President Trump won.
Except we will not allow you to steal our choice and install yours.
Except we will fight you to the death if we must.
Without exception.


There's your American Exceptionalism.

Posted by: A person at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (m6qV1)

131 110 I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good. Was there a generation of hillbillys tasting all the tree sap in the forest?

"Nope, this one is poisonous. Your turn Cletus."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:24 AM (xfb67)


Actually quite easy. Brush against a sugar maple in the spring and break a twig you will get sap on you. If you lick it off your hand it is very sweet direct our of the tree (ask me how I know).

What I find very amusing is people moving here decorating their property to be all Vermont like with syrup buckets nailed to pine trees. Can't help but wonder what they are trying for, turpentine?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (olsDL)

132 A large minority -- or maybe even a small majority
-- of our fellow citizens not only don't believe in American exceptionalism, they are actively opposed to it. That distresses me and I have no idea what to do about it.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


I do. But it's illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (LwB8i)

133 Just try it!


All of you doubters will be convinced if you would only open your closed mouths and try something different.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)
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Even if I liked it, there's no way I'd ever give you satisfaction by admitting it.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

134 Mmmm....Risotto...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, shotguns solve problems at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (d1uFV)

135 Tubal! Same to you!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (nxdel)

136 Remember, it's always darkest just before it goes completely black.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Pitch Black Bitches!

Posted by: Riddick at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (USnEj)

137 May your 2021 be Trump filled!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (fIGh5)

138
I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good.




One caveman used a maple branch as a club, and hit another caveman in the mouf.

"Og's wood club taste good. Hit again."

*Yes, I know. But this historical moment happened before "phrasing" was discovered.*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (EGyGV)

139 So stop telling me about writing letters or gotta vote or #twoweeks or some functionary possibly doing their duty. Page me when we're serious.

Look at how many people show up in DC on January 6. That will be a wake-up call for a great many people, I think.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (2JVJo)

140 Oh ye of little faith.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


********


Sous vide reminds me of the time Aunt Vera fell asleep in the hot tub one Tuesday afternoon. We found her on the weekend.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)

141 It's quiet in here...

Too quiet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (flINI)

Well I do what I can.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (Da9Bj)

142
Of the big belly, no ass class of men?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (zB0v4)
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No belly, but, do lack class to go with the lack of ass.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (WEBkv)

143 141 It's quiet in here...

Too quiet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:23 AM (flINI)

Well I do what I can.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (Da9Bj)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (NWM+b)

144 2020 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.

-
Octopussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (+y/Ru)

145 Ran into them alot in Skineateles.

Sorry, I refuse to believe this is a place name.

Sounds like a dermatological condition.

It does sound like spelled that way, but it's actually spelled "Skaneatles ".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (VP4Cd)

146 124 I have to wonder how mankind found out maple syrup tasted good. Was there a generation of hillbillys tasting all the tree sap in the forest?

"Nope, this one is poisonous. Your turn Cletus."

- -

I think the bravest man in history was the first guy to eat an egg.

"I'm going to take whatever falls out of that chicken's ass over there, fry it up, and eat it!!!"
----------------------
Oyster. Let's eat something that looks like snot!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (YbWcz)

147 I wonder this about a lot of food.

Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

I once was drunk and put a pizza in the oven right before passing out, so I can see how that happened. I think it was reduced to elemental carbon.

Maybe alcohol is the explanation for these things?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (xfb67)

148 I'd like to think things are going to be better. But I got my credit score report. It's now 666.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (JKNZq)

149 All of you doubters will be convinced if you would only open your closed mouths and try something different.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You're more right than you know!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (KDCRD)

150 Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

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My guess: Some hungry guy "ruined" his rice and ate it anyway, because hunger.

Olives are the real mystery to me... Who experimented with eating bitter, astringent fruit until he found a preparation that didn't induce vomiting? THAT guy is a hero.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (PBmdd)

151 Sous vide reminds me of the time Aunt Vera fell asleep in the hot tub one Tuesday afternoon. We found her on the weekend.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)
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Did you have to restrain Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (WEBkv)

152 145 Ran into them alot in Skineateles.

Sorry, I refuse to believe this is a place name.

Sounds like a dermatological condition.

It does sound like spelled that way, but it's actually spelled "Skaneatles ".
--------------------
Yankees can't spell for shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (YbWcz)

153 I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a communist to the knee.

Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (HI3xr)

154 Yes.. when left to their own devices, Americans are Exceptional..

But I despair.. government has crept into our daily lives and squelched that exceptionalism.

And I use to think that law enforcement and our military would always have our backs in cases where an intrusive government wanted to trample our Constitutional rights.

No more! Over the last year, LEO's have proven quite willing to do the bidding of power hungry politicians.

Gun grabbing is probably next on their agenda.. then wealth confiscation.. And LEO's will be right there on the front lines helping.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)

155 Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (flINI)

156 All of you doubters will be convinced if you would only open your closed mouths and try something different.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (xT2tT)

Well....toast, maybe.

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (AwYPR)

157 Mark Steyn went full HQ Style Guide on Swalwell: https://tinyurl.com/y76fy2cp

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (6XLoz)

158 People: the country is f'd up beyond repair. We're in big trouble.

*people pause*: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


People tomorrow: ugh we're so f'd the country is doomed.

Posted by: LOL at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (QiDfu)

159 125

I wonder this about a lot of food.

Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

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Guy was cooking his rice one evening, when he had a heart attack and died. Another guy showed up the next morning, and found the rice. And now you know... the rest of the story.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (CAJOC)

160 But I believe in the American people
____

That is the problem . America is no longer predominately populated by American people. When something like 40 percent of the population is either not born here or has a parent not born here there is no American people to speak of. Just people living in America.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (x3Y6G)

161 Fen, Happy New Year! May it be better for you and yours, with God's blessings.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (bCLt0)

162 American exceptionalism?

Like "elected" Urkle twice and now a dementia patient to high office?

"yeah"

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (Lzpvj)

163 I give Jan 6 a 1:1,000,000 odds of working in trump's, and our favor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (25aKC)

164
A large minority -- or maybe even a small majority
-- of our fellow citizens not only don't believe in American exceptionalism, they are actively opposed to it. That distresses me and I have no idea what to do about it.



Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


In all sincerity - I've got a pretty strong TWANLOC view. I feel no bonds of "common citizenry" with most of the mouth breathers I see on a daily basis, and rue the fact that they can impose their will on me with something as effortless and totally devoid of personal risk as a damn vote.


Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (ulmY0)

165 Sous vide reminds me of the time Aunt Vera fell asleep in the hot tub one Tuesday afternoon. We found her on the weekend.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (m45I2)

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Leftovers til the following Tuesday.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (kTF2Z)

166 Olives are the real mystery to me... Who experimented with eating bitter, astringent fruit until he found a preparation that didn't induce vomiting? THAT guy is a hero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (PBmdd)


How about peanuts? Little brown turd shaped things you need to dig out of the ground and are only edible after they have been cooked.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (olsDL)

167 I wonder this about a lot of food.

Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)


I think eggs are easy next to something like cheese. Let's let this shit sit for a few months until it starts to stink and then taste it? "I'm not trying that! Let's get Wong to eat some, he eats that stuff that comes out of the ocean..." [Wong eats, promptly starts spraying shit and screaming in pain] "Hmmm... Maybe it's still okay, let's get Pierre to eat some..."

Posted by: clutch cargo with Extra Hysterical Animal Spirit at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (L8ADy)

168 Mary Ann beats Ginger to Death

Posted by: Alternate Headlines at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (yQpMk)

169 In a very 2020 move, this years edition of the Rose Bowl game is leaving Pasadena and is moving to Texas.

California may not have yet noticed, but they are pretty screwed when even bowl games leave the state.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (fIGh5)

170 I once was drunk and put a pizza in the oven right before passing out,
so I can see how that happened. I think it was reduced to elemental
carbon.



Maybe alcohol is the explanation for these things?


"To Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)

171 159 125
I wonder this about a lot of food.
Like risotto. Who was the first to decide to cook rice forever just to see how it turned out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:27 AM (NWM+b)

--------------

Guy was cooking his rice one evening, when he had a heart attack and died. Another guy showed up the next morning, and found the rice. And now you know... the rest of the story.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (CAJOC)

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I believe that, because risotto actually needs a lot of attention in the preparation, that it was a guy experimenting with mushrooms and he just found the sight of his spoon moving through the rice to be freaking hilarious and he couldn't get himself to stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (NWM+b)

172
We're gonna make it after all!

Posted by: Mary Tyler Moore at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (sy5kK)

173 It was a pretty exceptional amount of vote fraud.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (25aKC)

174 I give Jan 6 a 1:1,000,000 odds of working in trump's, and our favor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Those are good odds. Add another zero or two.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (LwB8i)

175
Og like little green plant balls that stink when over fire. Og call them Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (zB0v4)

176 Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM (flINI)


Or a lobster. "Mmm, red scaly bug with eyestalks. That's eatin' good in the neighborhood!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (2JVJo)

177 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)

178 What I find very amusing is people moving here decorating their property to be all Vermont like with syrup buckets nailed to pine trees. Can't help but wonder what they are trying for, turpentine?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:29 AM (olsDL)

----------------

Pine tar.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (CAJOC)

179 I'm so fucking sweet already, I don't need your barely sustainable syrups to make each bite of my French toast taste like a ray of sunshine from heaven.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (WOYcU)

180 Well, I'm going to go listen to something to lift my mood. Elliott Smith XO, probably.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (C+We0)

181 177 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)

==========

*side eyes that planet over there*
-Rick Sanchez

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (NWM+b)

182 160 Posted by: Asshoes at December 31, 2020 11:32 AM (x3Y6G)

Grandpa 10077 explained something to me when I was about five and I wanted to change something.

You start off with a red fire engine and everyone in town changes "just one thing" about the truck.

By the time everyone is done you have a blue Zamboni, a vehicle that still has something to do with water but not very useful for fighting fires.

A lot of "just one more things" add up to a schizoid nation that does not understand that males do not have mensural cycles.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (Lzpvj)

183 > Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."

Probably someone like President Gaylord.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (dkMgb)

184 "To Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)

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That is my absolute favorite Simpsons episode.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (CAJOC)

185 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.


Man sounds like he needs some psychological and spiritual counselling, as well as some actual real scientific info about masking and lack of asymptomatic spreading.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (VP4Cd)

186 184 "To Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)

----------------

That is my absolute favorite Simpsons episode.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (CAJOC)

========

You sure it's not the one where Homer presides over a gay wedding?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (NWM+b)

187 The Chinese food approach is anything and everything on the menu.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (bCLt0)

188 Well. Happy New Year Hordemates.

I hate New Years. I was 17. Had saved up and bought a car. New Year's Eve I got rear-ended and totaled the car. Asshole was drunk.
Never really liked this holiday ever since.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (axyOa)

189 I thought "Skanklestits" was the Indian word for "Hillary"??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (ab0zp)

190 Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."

"Hmm. Ug. Otter no die when eat snot in hard shell." Turns to fellow caveman, "You bring drawn butter?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (HaL55)

191 185 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (VP4Cd)

He'd probably respond better to some wall to wall counseling.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

192 *side eyes that planet over there*
-Rick Sanchez
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:35 AM (NWM+b)


Uranus?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (olsDL)

193 I once was drunk and put a pizza in the oven right before passing out,so I can see how that happened. I think it was reduced to elemental
carbon.

That is very funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (VP4Cd)

194 Begun, the French Toast Wars have.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (Uhu8A)

195 Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM


Dunno, but I'll be toasting him tomorrow as I start our New year's meal with oysters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (7FtE7)

196 What I find very amusing is people moving here decorating their property to be all Vermont like with syrup buckets nailed to pine trees


And then they start campaigning to stop actual syrup making because it hurts the maple trees and uses too much energy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (25aKC)

197 "To Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
- Homer
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:33 AM (HaL55)

----------------

That is my absolute favorite Simpsons episode.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (CAJOC)


My favorite line: "It's not up to us to choose which laws to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

198 Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

I assume that means tossing him around from wall to wall, and not forcing him to install carpet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)

199 195 Who was the first guy that looked at an Oyster and said to himself, "You know what... I am gonna eat that."

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020 11:31 AM

Dunno, but I'll be toasting him tomorrow as I start our New year's meal with oysters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM (7FtE7)

=========

It was actually a transgendered woman who came up with it. I mean, she was in the kitchen when some other guy actually pried the oyster open and ate the contents, but she was the real brains of the operation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (NWM+b)

200 Or a lobster. "Mmm, red scaly bug with eyestalks. That's eatin' good in the neighborhood!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (2JVJo)

Ewww, feed it to the prisoners! Fast forward many years: "I'm going to eat lobster to pretend to be like those poor prisoners."

Posted by: Mainah at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (B+qrE)

201 188 Well. Happy New Year Hordemates.

I hate New Years. I was 17. Had saved up and bought a car. New Year's Eve I got rear-ended and totaled the car. Asshole was drunk.
Never really liked this holiday ever since.
------------------------
January is two faced.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (YbWcz)

202 "That mask of yours would be twice as effective if you took a vow of silence."

"Twice as good if you didn't get in my face..."

"Twice as much if you stopped hitting me..."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (/D/3w)

203 Ahoy morons!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (yx0HS)

204 140 Muldoon, back in the Ohio home town, one of the town characters, real big guy, 6'6" or better, and easily over 350 up and died in his apartment. 3rd floor stairs probably got him. Winter time, with an electric blanket. ME figured he had checked out about the 25th, and he wasn't found until the landlord went looking for rent on the 3rd. With decomp setting in and the flights of stairs, the mortuary guys weren't happy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (I58tH)

205
Look at how many people show up in DC on January 6. That will be a wake-up call for a great many people, I think.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


More likely a go-to-sleep call.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (63Dwl)

206 Been telling myself this isn't the first stolen election and somehow we pushed through and survived but it isn't helping.

Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (p4TJo)

207 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (LkzOc)

208 Here poor people, eat this nasty bug thing that got caught in my fishing net.

Poor: damn, this good

Uh, wait, lemme see that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (25aKC)

209 198 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (VP4Cd)

In the army it is called FM(for field manual) 2-1....

2 go into a room and one walks out.

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (Lzpvj)

210 "That mask of yours would be twice as effective if you took a vow of silence."

"Twice as good if you didn't get in my face..."

"Twice as much if you stopped hitting me..."
Posted by: BourbonChicken



Most people have forgotten the two very fundamental rules of business.

1. Mind yours
2. Stay the fuck outta mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (LwB8i)

211
Her Majesty is a Kiwi of Irish ancestry. I joke her favorite meal is lamb, oysters and potatoes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (zB0v4)

212 "Hmm. Ug. Otter no die when eat snot in hard shell." Turns to fellow caveman, "You bring drawn butter?"


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:37 AM


Ug: Zog! Everyone know drawn butter for other slimy thing in smooth shell. Ug bring cocktail sauce and proper stick for snot in curvy hard shell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (7FtE7)

213 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

214 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)


Thag looks at Ogg when they first come upon a gorilla.
Says, "Are you fu*king kidding me? You first!"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

215 would not be complete with a Kurt Eichenwald tweet advocating violence against other people.


Man sounds like he needs some psychological and spiritual counselling

-
I was thinking more thrown into a volcano.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

216 HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

217 ME figured he had checked out about the 25th, and he wasn't found until the landlord went looking for rent on the 3rd. With decomp setting in and the flights of stairs, the mortuary guys weren't happy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (I58tH)
--------------

The mortuary guys were probably hoping they didn't leave a trail of body parts down the stairs.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (WEBkv)

218 214 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)


Thag looks at Ogg when they first come upon a gorilla.
Says, "Are you fu*king kidding me? You first!"
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

=======

Can and should are two very different questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (NWM+b)

219 215 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

"he tripped"

Posted by: sven at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (Lzpvj)

220 We had a maple tree in our yard once, tapped it for syrup. Takes a long time to boil away the water, and I think when we were done, we had about a cup of syrup.

Knew a guy who had maple trees all over his property. He had taps running on all the trees, and a big cauldron he'd empty the sap into. This went on for days. Good syrup.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (CAJOC)

221 Been telling myself this isn't the first stolen election and somehow we pushed through and survived but it isn't helping.
Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (p4TJo)


At least Kennedy hated comminists, loved america, and wasn't trying to turn control over to a globalist cabal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (25aKC)

222 Isn't Kurt Eichenwald the tentacle porn guy?
I can't imagine he has an audience of more than one.

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

223 Kurt Ecchiwald.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (/D/3w)

224 Anybody seen AtC lately?

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (bCLt0)

225
Just for the luls.

Rick Sanchez, asshole, being tasered.

https://youtu.be/_P3U3XKVvkM?t=61

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (EGyGV)

226 The Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve robbery was the biggest heist in the country's history. That is the most Canuckistani thing ever. Like an episode of Trailer Park Boys, but real, and more Francophone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (PBmdd)

227 n. We found her on the weekend.
Posted by: Muldoon
----------------
Did you have to restrain Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing



******

Oh, no, she was fine. A little disgruntled and pruned, but tender throughout. She's 77 now.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (m45I2)

228 I once was drunk and put a pizza in the oven right
before passing out, so I can see how that happened. I think it was
reduced to elemental carbon.



Maybe alcohol is the explanation for these things?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:30 AM (xfb67)

Did that with a steak once, log ago. Woke up on the kitchen floor the next morning. Steak looked like a hockey puck but turned to dust.

Posted by: Javems at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (8SSHh)

229 Next year it's Happy Camps start to open up or Burning Times begin, don't see any other options.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (Cxk7w)

230 220 We had a maple tree in our yard once, tapped it for syrup. Takes a long time to boil away the water, and I think when we were done, we had about a cup of syrup.

Knew a guy who had maple trees all over his property. He had taps running on all the trees, and a big cauldron he'd empty the sap into. This went on for days. Good syrup.
---------------
We had four pecan trees. The nuts just fall on the ground and we pick them up and eat them. They were my go to snack as a kid. Now I have to buy them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (YbWcz)

231 Most people have forgotten the two very fundamental rules of business.



1. Mind yours

2. Stay the fuck outta mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (LwB8i)


It's most definitely accelerating. Social media ? It's not a "generational" thing, per se. I see scores of Boomers as well as Zoomers that love to tell you everything they're into on the Internet. I know this - I hate the damn trend.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (ulmY0)

232 Here poor people, eat this nasty bug thing that got caught in my fishing net.

Poor: damn, this good

Uh, wait, lemme see that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (25aKC)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (9I8OG)

233 It's quiet in here...

Too quiet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 31, 2020


* waves arms *

* jumps up and down *

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (DMUuz)

234 I wish i had some optimism. I don't. Prayer i suppose is the answer. That aNd vigilance. I have lost all respect for any of our government our uniparties our system. It is not a happy new year. We are fucked in so many ways. Nope not optimistic at all.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (0OmEj)

235 Been telling myself this isn't the first stolen election and somehow we pushed through and survived but it isn't helping.
Posted by: jsg at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (p4TJo)['i]

I am now of the belief that Democrats haven't won an election in the last 20 years without cheating. Mightily.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

236 Family Guy got "the menstrual cycle" right.

Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (HI3xr)

237 Well, that was close.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

238 CBD -

Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !

!

Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

239 218 214 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)

Thag looks at Ogg when they first come upon a gorilla.
Says, "Are you fu*king kidding me? You first!"
Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2020 11:40 AM (axyOa)

Can and should are two very different questions.


This message brought to you by Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (H5knJ)

240 Knew a guy who had maple trees all over his property. He had taps running on all the trees, and a big cauldron he'd empty the sap into. This went on for days. Good syrup.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (CAJOC)


Few still that way. These days there are miles of plastic tubing run all through the woods hooked up to a vacuum pump. They'll be starting on cleaning the lines in a week or two.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (olsDL)

241 one of the town characters, real big guy, 6'6" or better, and easily
over 350 up and died in his apartment. 3rd floor stairs probably got
him. Winter time, with an electric blanket.
------------
That's how I picture Big Mike going but with a battery-operated device instead of the heating blanket.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (ab0zp)

242 Dec 31st devotional from the Upper Room, by someone from the great state of TX.

"Always" as in God is always with us;

https://tinyurl.com/ybx26wqn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (VP4Cd)

243 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?
These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.


*******


Can I outrun this?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)

244 197

That is my absolute favorite Simpsons episode.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:36 AM (CAJOC)


My favorite line: "It's not up to us to choose which laws to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cockeyed."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:38 AM (2JVJo)

-----------

It also has my favorite "blink and you'll miss it" joke. There's a shot inside Moe's, and as the camera pans across the room, you see signs like "Erin Go Bragh" and "Kiss Me, I'm Irish". Right before the scene cuts, one more sign comes into view "Help Wanted. No Irish Need Apply".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (CAJOC)

245 " kale and beet smoothie?"

You're gonna wish it is a kale and beet smoothie.

It's going to be a pool full of shit, urine and blood that you will have to swim in to get a few bucks, like in the film "The Magic Christian."

Posted by: JAS, former commenter at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (JVCkA)

246 238 CBD -

Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !
!
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

=========

I usually get the message when I have a few single lines of text separated by empty lines. I remember that this was one thing the troll was doing, just the same message over and over again separated by a single line for a few hundred lines. When I just collapse the empty lines, Pixy lets the comment through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (NWM+b)

247 Anybody seen AtC lately?
Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (bCLt0)


A couple of days ago, I think. She might have the day off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)

248
Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !

!
Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)


Stay below the character limit and don't put too many spaces between thoughts, i.e. CRLF, and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

249 Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !


Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

You and me both!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (xT2tT)

250 Few still that way. These days there are miles of plastic tubing run all through the woods hooked up to a vacuum pump. They'll be starting on cleaning the lines in a week or two.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (olsDL)

They use tubes? That's interesting. Kind of like a Matrix for trees.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (xfb67)

251 I usually get the message when I have a few single lines of text separated by empty lines. I remember that this was one thing the troll was doing, just the same message over and over again separated by a single line for a few hundred lines. When I just collapse the empty lines, Pixy lets the comment through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (NWM+b)


This.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

252 I am now of the belief that Democrats haven't won an election in the last 20 years without cheating. Mightily.
#MeToo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:46 AM (HaL55)

253 236 Family Guy got "the menstrual cycle" right.
this is about that peloton wench, right?

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 31, 2020 11:46 AM (v3pYe)

254 >>>Most people have forgotten the two very fundamental rules of business.



1. Mind yours

2. Stay the fuck outta mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 11:39 AM (LwB8i

======

I need this on a bumper sticker, and on a flag to fly below old glory.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 11:46 AM (o9apC)

255 Too quiet.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

* waves arms *
* jumps up and down *
Posted by: Marcel Marceau


********

That's NOT helping!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:46 AM (m45I2)

256
I saw a few delayed minutes of that GA legislative 5 hour meet yesterday, and legislators seemed bothered at the blatant fraud and were asking questions.
Rudy and company were able to lay out the facts they have gathered over the last 7 weeks, and the presentation was devastating. Most people know nothing of this evidence.
Only one state needs to fall in the recount and the ground will shake nationally. The evidence puts the pressure on the legislature to declare there are too many illegal votes for Biden to win. They have the power, and yesterday, their state was publicly embarrassed.
Public pressure needs to step up, from everywhere. Investigate, don't hide it. There are email addresses and phone #s on line, everyone can help.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 11:46 AM (sy5kK)

257
Character limits don't apply to comments in Esperanto.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:47 AM (zB0v4)

258 Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !



Are you bonified?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 31, 2020 11:47 AM (yQpMk)

259 Please tell pixy I ain't a spammer !


Posted by: JT at December 31, 2020 11:43 AM (arJlL)

You and me both!

I'm annoying as well because spaces.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 11:47 AM (HaL55)

260 If no one gets that joke, then I am the pervy-est person here. The competition...










...is stiff.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:47 AM (/D/3w)

261 Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.



*******


Can I outrun this Zog?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM
FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (7FtE7)

262 Did you all order your Trumpy Bear yet? Better hurry.

Posted by: Doodad at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (SnLSx)

263 Just for the luls.

Rick Sanchez, asshole, being tasered.

https://youtu.be/_P3U3XKVvkM?t=61
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 11:42 AM (EGyGV)


Now, go do some meth and try again.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

264 Wasn't there some sort of servant revolt in 18th century New England where one of their demands was that they would only have to eat lobster twice a week?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (kTF2Z)

265 Burning pizza in the oven. I was doing a little maintenance work for a landlord, and one of his jewels got tuned up one night and decided to heat up the pizza in the oven, paying no attention to the microwave. Yep, sticks it into the oven in the box. Had to go fix the door the next day after the firemen smashed it in the tenant's stupor.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (I58tH)

266 I'm annoying as well because spaces.

CRs haven't worked for me for ages. A single CR gets me nothing - the text just runs together. Except when quoting somebody else - then sometimes a single CR gets me three or more blank lines. The new spam filter doesn't like my CRs one bit.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (ulmY0)

267 Well, time to wander.

I need to spend some quality time with the M1, cleaning and what not.

Later!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (WEBkv)

268 No, no Trumpy Bears. But I did order a hatchet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (JKNZq)

269 That is how the internet works. Miles of tubes and vacuum pumps connecting computers worldwide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:49 AM (25aKC)

270 I believe in Texan exceptionalism; American only if we can toss NY and Cal out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:49 AM (V2Yro)

271 222 Isn't Kurt Eichenwald the tentacle porn guy?
I can't imagine he has an audience of more than one.
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (lgiXo)

But four times the applause.

Posted by: flounder at December 31, 2020 11:49 AM (KnJdm)

272 I believe in Texan exceptionalism; American only if we can toss NY and Cal out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:49 AM (V2Yro)


I'm worried about this, what, with all the California, New Jersey and New York license plates I'm seeing around here.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

273 At least Kennedy hated comminists, loved america, and wasn't trying to turn control over to a globalist cabal.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:41 AM (25aKC)

I wonder how much Teddy tried to change his mind on that since we have a pretty good idea where he stood (see his letter to the Kremlin in the run up to the 84 election on defeating Reagan)

Posted by: Mainah at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (B+qrE)

274 I believe in Texan exceptionalism; American only if we can toss NY and Cal out.

Houston is most definitely exceptional. Just not in a good way.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (ulmY0)

275
Wasn't there some sort of servant revolt in 18th century New England where one of their demands was that they would only have to eat lobster twice a week?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (kTF2Z)

_________

Lobster used to be considered sea trash fit only for servants and prisoners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (zB0v4)

276
No, no Trumpy Bears. But I did order a hatchet.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Gonna send off to Australia for a little Joey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (63Dwl)

277 >>>Only one state needs to fall in the recount

But the GOP legislatures are holding firm for the GOP's Prezy Kamala.

Same as the "thrown" House, same as the Senate, same as SCOTUS.

PDT is and always has been enemy #1 to the Republican Party.

Posted by: Gilded at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (BRkq2)

278 I give Jan 6 a 1:1,000,000 odds of working in trump's, and our favor.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (sd8p8)

279 Bad news: I threw out my back for first time in my 29 years.

Good news: Since I won't be able to work out I can start my day-drinking early.

How's that for seeing the glass half-full, of gin.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (SVRfQ)

280 I'm worried about this, what, with all the California, New Jersey and New York license plates I'm seeing around here.
-----------------
You should be. Former NC and current VA citizen.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (YbWcz)

281 244 Moe I'll donate the tip jar. Tip jar says March of Dimes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (I58tH)

282 Wasn't there some sort of servant revolt in 18th
century New England where one of their demands was that they would only
have to eat lobster twice a week?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM


Iirc, MA had to enact a statute limiting the number of times prisoners could be fed lobster in a given week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (7FtE7)

283 265 Burning pizza in the oven. I was doing a little maintenance work for a landlord, and one of his jewels got tuned up one night and decided to heat up the pizza in the oven, paying no attention to the microwave. Yep, sticks it into the oven in the box. Had to go fix the door the next day after the firemen smashed it in the tenant's stupor.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:48 AM (I58tH)

LOL, I think that's a scene in Take the Money and Run.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (V2Yro)

284 That is how the internet works. Miles of tubes and vacuum pumps connecting computers worldwide.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:49 AM (25aKC)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/_cZC67wXUTs

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)

285 196 What I find very amusing is people moving here decorating their property
to be all Vermont like with syrup buckets nailed to pine trees

hmm. there's a cargo cult in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (sGtp+)

286 >I am now of the belief that Democrats haven't won an election in the last 20 years without cheating. Mightily.

You mean you weren't buying that Joe got 15 million more votes than Obama in 2008?

That supernova of charisma whom Obama was just holding back?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (/D/3w)

287 How's that for seeing the glass half-full, of gin.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (SVRfQ)


Just wave a vegetable over the top of the glass. Instant balanced meal. Your mom would be proud.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:52 AM (ulmY0)

288
The amount of work and mess it takes to get anything from lobster and crab isn't worth it to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (zB0v4)

289 Houston is most definitely exceptional. Just not in a good way.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (ulmY0)

I think I saw recently that 1/3 of Houston's residents were born in another country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (V2Yro)

290 I'm listening to Pandora and a classical guitarist is up named Hopkinson Smith. Who names their kid Hopkinson? Is Hopkinson a male or female name? Maybe to diffefentiate xim or xer from all the John Smiths.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)

291 Fuck that monkey in particular.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (UCeQo)

292 How's that for seeing the glass half-full, of gin.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (SVRfQ)

Just wave a vegetable over the top of the glass. Instant balanced meal. Your mom would be proud.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:52 AM (ulmY0)

And keeping the scurvy at bay!

Posted by: Mainah at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (B+qrE)

293 As long as Americans are still building Monster trucks and expressing their 2nd Amendment rights we remain exceptional.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (2DOZq)

294 I'm worried about this, what, with all the California, New Jersey and New York license plates I'm seeing around here.

One of my wife's good friends in NYC just moved to Texas. First thing she did was buy a couple of guns. Texas might be getting some of the good people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (fIGh5)

295 How's that for seeing the glass half-full, of gin.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM


You, sir, are a true Moron. Here...have some vermouth and olives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:53 AM (7FtE7)

296 I give Jan 6 a 1:1,000,000 odds of working in trump's, and our favor.

So, you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM

Better than beating Hilary

Posted by: Jean at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (Xih1H)

297 Lobster used to be considered sea trash fit only for servants and prisoners.
------------------
Those were the Round Heads (Puritans). They were controlled by the Old Testament cuz the New Testament didn't tell them how to live. Sort of Jewish Christians. The irony is they settled in a world of clams and lobsters. Duh.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (YbWcz)

298 I can't get past the smell of cooking shellfish. I avoid the seafood section of grocery stores as much as possible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (25aKC)

299 I do have an exceptional stash of guns and ammo - so maybe Dildo was right after all.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (ulmY0)

300 283 Maybe that's where the drunk got the idea. During the eviction, his sister came over and said brother switched from meds to vodka.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (I58tH)

301 Surprisingly, Eichenwald has a wife, and they have three squids.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (m45I2)

302 265 Burning pizza in the oven.
had a college roommate once who put a pot of eggs on to boil, then went on a date. by the time i got home from classes, the eggs had exploded, there were bits of egg all over the kitchen, the place smelled terrible, and the neighbors were annoyed. and he was still out on his date.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (sGtp+)

303
Who names their kid Hopkinson?

Hopalong Cassidy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (63Dwl)

304 Iirc, MA had to enact a statute limiting the number of times prisoners could be fed lobster in a given week.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 31, 2020 11:51 AM (7FtE7)

Hardest hit.

Posted by: Moochella at December 31, 2020 11:55 AM (BRkq2)

305 I do think both sides, the Fraudsters and Republicans know if it comes to a general knowledge elections are just a scam its over and neither side wants that to happen. If, wait, IF we had a media that wasn't just a propaganda ministry it would be screaming from every page voting is a disaster.

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2020 11:55 AM (Cxk7w)

306 298 I can't get past the smell of cooking shellfish. I avoid the seafood section of grocery stores as much as possible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (25aKC)

Ever wonder why there are no insects in the ocean? Well there are: lobsters, crabs, and shrimp.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (xfb67)

307 Houston is most definitely exceptional. Just not in a good way.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (ulmY0)

Houston is still the best city with a population over a million.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (2DOZq)

308 301 Surprisingly, Eichenwald has a wife, and they have three squids.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (m45I2)

=======

The three look a whole lot like their gardener, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (NWM+b)

309 I give Jan 6 a 1:1,000,000 odds of working in trump's, and our favor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


They don't seem to be sharing your confidence.

Posted by: t-bird at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (fFtVH)

310 You, Sefton, Ace, and Sundance are the only stuff worth reading on the internet!!!! Happy New Year!!!! God Bless!!!

Posted by: China_is_ahoe at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (ejB9w)

311 =======

The three look a whole lot like their gardener, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (NWM+b)


Paolo hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

312
I left Houston in 1998 and came back in 2008. It was very much changed, not for the better. The carpet muncher and then the corrupt moron it's had as mayors didn't help any.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (zB0v4)

313 Houston is still the best city with a population over a million.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (2DOZq)


That's like winning first prize for Least Shitty Submittal.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (ulmY0)

314
Those were the Round Heads (Puritans).

Constantly feuding with the Block Heads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (63Dwl)

315 You mean you weren't buying that Joe got 15 million more votes than Obama in 2008?
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And more black votes!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (ab0zp)

316 I left Houston in 1998 and came back in 2008. It was very much changed, not for the better. The carpet muncher and then the corrupt moron it's had as mayors didn't help any.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (zB0v4)


There's something about 'elections' and 'consequences' but I can't quite put my finger on it.......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

317 315 You mean you weren't buying that Joe got 15 million more votes than Obama in 2008?
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And more black votes!
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Obama was a pussy. Biden is macho.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (YbWcz)

318 Paolo hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Not true... the wife is hit harder.

-Paolo

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (zTThE)

319 The three look a whole lot like their gardener, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (NWM+b)

--------

Must be an Octopus' Garden in the sea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (PBmdd)

320 The three look a whole lot like their gardener, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM (NWM+b)



Paolo hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:56 AM
Ha, no. You are having this backwards. The Paolo, he is the one doing the "hitting", IYKWTPM....

Posted by: Paolo at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (7FtE7)

321 woot

Testing successful, the thing I wanted to finish while everyone else was taking this week off is good to go. Paycheck: provisionally justified.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (t+qrx)

322 I am now of the belief that Democrats haven't won an election in the last 20 years without cheating. Mightily.
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Welcome to Illinois.

Cheating longer and more blatantly than any one else. We are the best!

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (MIKMs)

323 -----------------
Obama was a pussy. Biden is macho.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (YbWcz)


It was all that talk about putting people in chains that got the voters all exited.

He's Rambo.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Good morning, Horde.

I'm here to play the part of Willow.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)

325 >>> Can I eat this? Can I fuck this?

These are the basic questions of mankind in all ages.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)
.....
Can and should are two very different questions.

This message brought to you by Leviticus and Deuteronomy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 31, 2020 11:44 AM (H5knJ)

Stop doing gross things you guys! Gosh!!

Posted by: Not the Bee, Just Quoting at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (02b6n)

326 I do think both sides, the Fraudsters and Republicans know if it comes to a general knowledge elections are just a scam its over and neither side wants that to happen. If, wait, IF we had a media that wasn't just a propaganda ministry it would be screaming from every page voting is a disaster.
Posted by: Skip


Old saying > "if voting changed anything, they'd outlaw it".

Holds true. Because before Trump, it didn't matter the party in "power". They were still the "in" party. Everyone played the game of arguing about the "other" party. And that's what it was. A game. So voting didn't change anything.

Until Trump came along. Suddenly, one side of the equation wasn't part of the "in" group.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (LwB8i)

327 hmm. there's a cargo cult in there somewhere.

Sneak over there some night and fill the bucket with some cheap HFCS. Watch for interesting posts on nextdoor.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (crthf)

328
I also doubt an influx of Katrina refugees and their delightful Louisiana trait of industrious honesty helped Houston either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (zB0v4)

329 I'm here to play the part of Willow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)


Here's your costume. Dressing room's over there.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (t+qrx)

330 Democrats and elites, if we aren't going to respect election laws any more, are ignoring the other key laws right around the corner?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (sy5kK)

331 mmm...home made chex mix...gonna find a beer

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (AwYPR)

332 323 -----------------
Obama was a pussy. Biden is macho.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 11:58 AM (YbWcz)

It was all that talk about putting people in chains that got the voters all exited.

He's Rambo.
----------------
Fuck, he's Conan the Grifter!

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (YbWcz)

333 >>>Houston is most definitely exceptional. Just not in a good way.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:50 AM (ulmY0)

=======

Was it that way before all the refugees leaving NOLA due to the (Katrina?) hurricane?

Posted by: 6-4-3 at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (SVRfQ)

334 Holds true. Because before Trump, it didn't matter the party in "power". They were still the "in" party. Everyone played the game of arguing about the "other" party. And that's what it was. A game. So voting didn't change anything.

------

The US government is like the old 5 families, just with two families.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (PBmdd)

335 Every foul smelling bit we have been asked to take a bite of in 2020 was formulated by Democrats. You name it, their fingerprints are on it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (I58tH)

336 mmm...home made chex mix...gonna find a beer
Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (AwYPR)


Capital idea. Think I'll work out and then join you. Later gators.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (ulmY0)

337 For those saying now way could Biden get 15M more votes than Obama.....

First off it is 12M not 15M. Second Trump got 15M more than McCain got. Obamas win in 2008 bigger than Bidens.

Population growth between 2008 and 2020 was about 10%. So right off the bat Biden gets an extra 7M or so votes vs 2008.

Was there fraud? Sure. Was there fraud in the millions of votes? No. The fraud was in the thousands in GA, PA, MI and WI and just enough to win those states for Biden.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (x3Y6G)

338 Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)
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Congratulations!

Posted by: Weasel at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (MVjcR)

339 Democrats and elites, if we aren't going to respect election laws any more, are ignoring the other key laws right around the corner?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (sy5kK)


Not for you, peasant. You just keep earning me money.

- Government Leviathan

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

340 330 Democrats and elites, if we aren't going to respect election laws any more, are ignoring the other key laws right around the corner?
----------------------
See your local Soros DA for the answer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (YbWcz)

341 Good morning, Horde.

I'm here to play the part of Willow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)


Evoking a new thread?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

342 NOOD

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 31, 2020 12:02 PM (NaOCp)

343 I also doubt an influx of Katrina refugees and their delightful Louisiana trait of industrious honesty helped Houston either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (zB0v4)

wouldn't be surprised if there are still some fema camps.

Posted by: BignJames at December 31, 2020 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

344 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S A NOOD.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 31, 2020 12:03 PM (NaOCp)

345 Good morning, Horde.

I'm here to play the part of Willow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)

You played it well.

Nood Gates.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at December 31, 2020 12:03 PM (l7Kbv)

346 I hope no one is expecting any real work from me today. I think most of the netadmins are off, so maybe nothing will get broken.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 31, 2020 12:03 PM (JKNZq)

347 >>> 299 I do have an exceptional stash of things and stuff - so maybe Dildo was right after all.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 31, 2020 11:54 AM (ulmY0)

That was before your canoe accident.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2020 12:04 PM (02b6n)

348 There really is a nood.

Bill Gates and his Bond villain desires.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

349 337 For those saying now way could Biden get 15M more votes than Obama.....

First off it is 12M not 15M. Second Trump got 15M more than McCain got. Obamas win in 2008 bigger than Bidens.

Population growth between 2008 and 2020 was about 10%. So right off the bat Biden gets an extra 7M or so votes vs 2008.

Was there fraud? Sure. Was there fraud in the millions of votes? No. The fraud was in the thousands in GA, PA, MI and WI and just enough to win those states for Biden.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (x3Y6G)

Both getting record breaking vote totals at the same time is highly implausible. Obama's numbers were from heavy crossover voting. We had 153 million registered eligible voters in 2018. You're saying everyone and then some voted? The data is largely suggestive of the fraud being in the millions(not including illegals who are assumed to largely not change much).

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

350 341 Good morning, Horde.

I'm here to play the part of Willow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 31, 2020 11:59 AM (TdMsT)

Evoking a new thread?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

It worked.

Posted by: flounder at December 31, 2020 12:04 PM (KnJdm)

351 Strange days have found us.

President Trump Backs Bernie Sanders' Effort To Force Vote On $2,000 Checks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 31, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Every foul smelling bit we have been asked to take a bite of in 2020 was
formulated by Democrats. You name it, their fingerprints are on it.


We appear to still be stunned at what we're seeing the radical fringe leftards do to us. It's even starting to dawn on young skulls filled with mush that we're living in a tyranny today, albeit for "medical" reasons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Wi Fuct at December 31, 2020 12:05 PM (HaL55)

353 129M people voted in 2008, election with historic draw and lots of people voting who weren't regular voters.

2012 saw 129M people vote.
2016 saw people 129M people vote.
2020 is at 155M+.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 31, 2020 12:06 PM (Zm+LZ)

354 For those saying now way could Biden get 15M more votes than Obama.....
First off it is 12M not 15M. Second Trump got 15M more than McCain got. Obamas win in 2008 bigger than Bidens.
Population growth between 2008 and 2020 was about 10%. So right off the bat Biden gets an extra 7M or so votes vs 2008.
Was there fraud? Sure. Was there fraud in the millions of votes? No. The fraud was in the thousands in GA, PA, MI and WI and just enough to win those states for Biden.
Posted by: Asshoes


Trump got 71,111,419.
They claim Biden got 81,009,468.
That's 152,000,000 votes and change.
Add those up and subtract from registered voters.
Oh? There's not enough registered voters???
Fuckin Pixy and this spam bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 12:06 PM (LwB8i)

355 I'll drink to that. I am, too, sitiing shoulder to shoulder at the bar here in Palm Beach County, home of DJT and me.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at December 31, 2020 12:06 PM (v/0KI)

356 >>>Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 31, 2020 12:00 PM (sy5kK)

Not for you, peasant. You just keep earning me money.

- Government Leviathan
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Mr. Dr. President Elect at December 31, 2020 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
------------------------------

Yes, Supreme Leader Xi's model is the model of perfection. Perfection politics, industry, and homelife.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 12:07 PM (CZm2G)

357 >>>Oh? There's not enough registered voters???
Fuckin Pixy and this spam bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2020 12:06 PM (LwB8i)
-------------

Standard math is no longer accepted.
Equivocal math is the accepted model, comrade.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 31, 2020 12:08 PM (CZm2G)

358
Surprisingly, Eichenwald has a wife, and they have three squids.



I'm surprised that Kurt isn't a Navy vet...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2020 12:11 PM (EGyGV)

359 97 A large minority -- or maybe even a small majority
-- of our fellow citizens not only don't believe in American
exceptionalism, they are actively opposed to it. That distresses me and
I have no idea what to do about it.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 31, 2020 11:14 AM (crthf)


Do you wear a mask when you go out and about? If you do, then your one of "those people" too.

Right now, the present, today is when you should discard that mask because that is the biggest statement each of us individually can make to declare our freedom.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 31, 2020 12:18 PM (Fs5vw)

360 359 Right now, the present, today is when you should discard that mask
cast off the mask! follow the gourd!

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 31, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)

361 @353 - It was the Bidenmania. We haven't seen that kind of enthusiasm since the Beatles came to America.

Seriously, the numbers you guys are citing speak for themselves. This was straight up a rigged election.

Makes me wonder about 2012 too. As Ace (the group, not our host) sang, "how long has this been going on?"

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 31, 2020 12:20 PM (6mvRv)

362 Since I live in GA and have been subjected to non stop political ads and can now be certified as insane the wife and me decided to do an experiment with upcoming election. One of us will vote and the other will not, doesn't matter since the fix is in, and then we are going to check the SoS website to see which of us voted.

Posted by: forgotmyscreenname at December 31, 2020 12:48 PM (evAoO)

363 Happy New Year everyone!!

Posted by: AnnaS at December 31, 2020 02:43 PM (Njtx4)

364 Unfortunately I don't think we will have the opportunity to vote in a free election ever again. No one will stand and fight that we have elected and the Democrats have won at cheating and will change things so we will never again win. Period. I wish I thought otherwise!

Posted by: AnnaS at December 31, 2020 02:45 PM (Njtx4)

365 the flat society that our Constitution (and the founders) created has been despised and battled against from the start. got going with Wilson full strength with the defanging of the states by changing the senator's election. and the taxing of income. all to undo the flat society and re-create the royalty that the elite so desire. they royalty, us serfs. they will tell us who wins. (sad part is how many lemmings they have doing their dirty work)

Posted by: wokers for all at December 31, 2020 04:22 PM (9/sZ8)

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