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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/26/20) Moron-Mart Edition
The Director asks in turn arrogantly: "Why are you so interested in that - that topic?" "I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."
"What your name? –"Asks the Director. "John Smith." The Director arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Department:
"Do we have a client named John Smith?" "Certainly –"answers the Customer Service Manager–, "he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account." The Director comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says: "Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you." At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members: "We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner; But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him." Mr. Smith began his story: "I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail. Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes. I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny. A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place. Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a whore in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars."
OK Morons, is this someone who needs to be kicked out of a restaurant? A two word answer would suffice, "Hell No!"
An Australian restaurant has apologised to an Italian backpacker after refusing to serve her and her boyfriend because she was dressed ‘inappropriately’. Martina Corradi posted that she was ‘embarrassed and offended’ when a waitress told her she was not dressed ‘acceptably’ and then called the manager to kick her out ‘in front of everyone’ on Christmas Eve. Today North Bondi Fish General Manager Gemma Swanson told Daily Mail Australia the restaurant had apologised to Ms Corradi and offered her a free meal. She said: ‘We have reviewed the incident and acknowledge that it was an error of judgment to ask Martina and her partner to leave the restaurant.
Iron Crotch. No we aren't talking about Michigan's governor Karen Whitmer.
Kung Fu Masters in China Who Practice the Painful Looking Dying Tradition Known as ‘Iron Crotch’ Kung Fu masters in the Chinese province of Henan deliberately stand in front of a swinging log that’s capped with steel in order to take a blow to the crotch while using Qigong breathing practices to allay any pain. This incredibly painful-looking practice is colloquially known as “Iron Crotch”, an ancient tradition that requires years and years of training in order to withstand both the physical and the mental anguish of such a feat. The move involves a log, capped with a steel plate, measuring 2 metres (6ft 7in) in length and weighing 40kg (88lbs) that is swung through the air before it is smashed into the crotch area of the practitioner. …Wang Liutai, a 65-year-old kung fu master who has been practising “iron crotch” for around half a century, said the move does not hurt and has no effect on fertility if done with the right methods and sufficient practise.
It’s not like Mark and I were close friends. We’d see each other in the dirt parking lot at the town field after the boys’ soccer practice, talking as our sons half-jogged over, laughing like sixth graders do, before we got in our cars. When my younger son got sick—real sick—my wife and I would sometimes drop our older boy at Mark and Mary’s house in the middle of the night before rushing to the hospital. Mark would quietly wish us luck and smile as he put his hand on my son’s shoulder, taking him in. Mark was tall and strong and calm, and he always smiled. Once, after another sleepover, our older son came home and reported that Mark had taken them on a run through the woods. A run? Through the woods? Our son hated running. Didn’t like hiking. But he said he loved this day, flying through the trees with his buddy and his buddy’s dad. Then Mark got sick. Real sick, real fast. Now it was we who were taking their boy in, sometimes for nights at a time. Mark died last year of multiple myeloma. A month before his 50th birthday.
Believe it or not, but how to wash your hair has actually become a popular talking point.We really have become a world full of easily entertained imbeciles.
A hairdresser on TikTok has gone viral after uploading a video showing how people should be washing their hair properly. While you might think that you're doing it correctly, this video contains lots of handy tips to make sure you are. According to TikTok user @amy.does.some.hair, there's a proper technique to ensure your locks are squeaky clean. Her video has racked up 284,000 views and hundreds of comments since being shared on TikTok.
The government which wants you to social distance, wear masks and get inoculated against the Chinese Kung Flu promotes encephalitis and salmonella.
Desperate Marietta residents have taken to banging on pots and pans to shoo the birds away, while others have even lit fireworks to scare them off. But these are only temporary solutions. According to Lancaster Online, black vultures are a federally protected species and can’t be trapped or killed without a permit. Doing so could yield a fine of up to $15,000 and up to six months in prison. Makeshift solutions are thus the law of the land for Marietta residents right now. Some have put up taxidermied vulture effigies in a surprisingly effective move that scares the living ones away. Even this, however, requires legal permission.
7 Absurdly Dangerous Toys That Your Parents And Grandparents Probably Got For Christmas
From a science kit that contained uranium to a toy gun that generated fireballs, these dangerous toys would launch a thousand lawsuits if they were released today.
The old saying is if life gives you lemons make lemonade. In snow country, "If life is going to give you snow, play in it until the fucking nannies outlaw everything fun."
As snow piles up in yards and parks across the United States this winter, many children will be hitting their neighborhood hills to sled on their days away from school. Common injuries caused by the time-honored winter activity, however, have led some cities in the Midwest to place a ban on sledding. According to a study from The Center for Injury Research and Policy (CIRP) at Nationwide Children's Hospital, more than 20,000 Americans younger than age 19 receive treatment for sledding-related injuries each year. Some cities in Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois and Indiana have banned sledding on steep hills in recent years. Other municipalities have posted warning signs cautioning people to sled at their own risk
Dion DiMucci says battle with drugs, alcohol inspired new Christmas hits: 'I was a heroin addict for 15 years
A Pennsylvania man charged with narcotics distribution claimed to police that he did not sell methamphetamine, but instead gave it away for free to those who came to his storage unit and asked for the drug, according to a criminal complaint. Mark Hiles, 56, was arrested Saturday for allegedly selling drugs from a storage unit several blocks from his home in Altoona. Hiles, free on $50,000 bond, faces a pair of felony drug charges and three misdemeanor counts. According to police, Hiles and Tyler Bartley, 25, were collared after investigators found them inside Hiles’s storage unit, which "appeared to being used as a residence." During questioning, Bartley reportedly admitted that he worked as a “middle man” setting up drug transactions between Hiles and street buyers. Bartley told cops that he would “exchange money for drugs” at Hiles’s storage unit, adding that “a large amount of methamphetamine was to be in the storage unit.”
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 26, 2020 10:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 10:01 PM (A1+H6)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2020 10:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: CliffClavin at December 26, 2020 10:02 PM (dyCMp)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2020 10:02 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:02 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 26, 2020 10:01 PM (87oRe)
I see that Sir Conor has finally succeeded in training you correctly. Cheerio!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:04 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:04 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Z8gXJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Miklosian Joke Fact Checking at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)He is a demanding task master, I'll say that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (87oRe)
My primary tip for washing hair is to wash your *brushes*. The crud that accumulates on them over time is made up of product, lint, and sebum. So when you brush your clean hair with a dirty brush, you're just brushing sebum right back into it. Now that I wash my brushes at least every other week, I can go 3-4 days between hair washes without getting greasy (and I have an oily scalp).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (rWZ8Y)
Her front was pretty nicely packed too.
Hey ohhhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2020 10:08 PM (xDF8J)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 26, 2020 10:09 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 26, 2020 10:09 PM (nxdel)
An Australian restaurant has apologised to an Italian backpacker after refusing to serve her and her boyfriend
Ask Matt Berry from the "How to be a gentleman" link in the sidebar...
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 10:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 26, 2020 10:08 PM (xDF8J)
Smoking can kill you !
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: President Elect Joe Biden at December 26, 2020 10:11 PM (++/pX)
Posted by: President Elect Joe Biden
$20 more please.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2020 10:13 PM (DUIap)
BUT - again, if he is the bomber - the spectacular suicide and that he is the legal owner of the RV - are holding true so far.
Composition of the bomb will likely be publicized in the next couple of days. I still think ANFO. I had previously said maybe 100lbs, I may up that seeing more of the damage photos. Let's call it 200 lbs. But not much more than that (possible - there was more than 200lbs ANFO, but only part of it exploded..)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:13 PM (ZfRYq)
We really have become a nation of candyasses.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:14 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:14 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 26, 2020 10:14 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Insomniac
Whores' asses are for blow, people.
Posted by: Miklos. Gentleman of the Old School at December 26, 2020 10:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:16 PM (2DOZq)
My primary tip for washing hair is to wash your *brushes*. The crud that accumulates on them over time is made up of product, lint, and sebum.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Oh.
I thought you said See Bum.
Posted by: JT at December 26, 2020 10:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:16 PM (mzC78)
There is a video that shows something exploding from the RV before the big explosion - I expect that is a primary charge to set off the ANFO.
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:16 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at December 26, 2020 10:09
Dude. Add tobacco & explosives, and you'll be our favorite hangout!
Posted by: BATFE at December 26, 2020 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:15 PM (zr5Kq)
That white gown. YES.
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Z8gXJ)
Too bad about the burn on her arm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:17 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2020 10:17 PM (H5knJ)
My primary tip for washing hair is to wash your *brushes*. The crud that accumulates on them over time is made up of product, lint, and sebum. So when you brush your clean hair with a dirty brush, you're just brushing sebum right back into it. Now that I wash my brushes at least every other week, I can go 3-4 days between hair washes without getting greasy (and I have an oily scalp).
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 26, 2020 10:07 PM (rWZ8Y)
I soak my hairbrushes in boiling vinegar about once a month.
I might bit just a touch ocd..
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:18 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:17 PM (ZfRYq)
What white gown ?? *is this a new meme ??
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
MisHum, sorry but gotta ask: what did you get for Christmas this year? Or perhaps I should simply ask, what gauge? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CyberCipher at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (++/pX)
If these people weren't complete imbeciles, they'd know that it is the nature of children to get hurt. I had 5 brothers and sisters, so:
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (fLVm1)
They probably have it in a cabinet at the till.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)
You watched WW84 and that did not stick with you?
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: CyberCipher at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (++/pX)
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They hate B.B. King.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (fLVm1)
Don't forget the "Big Bag Of Glass" that was advertised on SNL years ago. Talk about fun!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (D/Ycl)
Don't forget the "Big Bag Of Glass" that was advertised on SNL years ago. Talk about fun!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
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Teddy Chain Saw Bear!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
I wonder how much money they wasted "studying" that.
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (S8ePJ)
swallowing a marble, eating fertilizer, slashed hand from two kids throwing water at each other with pop bottles, smacked head falling off horse, horse falling on sister, kicked in the teeth going up ladder of slide, run into by sled, stuck hand in spokes of moving bike, broken arm from falling off horse that wasn't even moving
Most of these involved trips to the ER. My mom knew her way to the hospital.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:22 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM
MisHum is a model railroader?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
My wife still asks me, "The ER to the north or the ER to the south?"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Mrs. Burton just informed me the following:
next year will be 2021.
That's twenty-twenty...WON.
I can't unsee this now!!
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, merry Christmas. at December 26, 2020 10:23 PM (yx0HS)
Posted by: CyberCipher at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (++/pX)
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They hate B.B. King.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:20 PM (fLVm1)
My first thought was it was a country music hater......
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:23 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:23 PM (D/Ycl)
Bitcoin hit $26000 today.
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
My investment portfolio is still beanie babies and tulip bulbs.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The way she was dressed doesn't seem that bad for a beach neighborhood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
She has arms? Oh, so she does.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
(shrugs) She's pretty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2020 10:25 PM (Z8gXJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Or a Victoria Secrets runway show.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:26 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Hah! I'm one of eight kids. My youngest brother stalled a lawn mower with his foot. Oldest sister smashed me in the head with a milk bottle. Eight stitches. And on and on and on almost without end.
Mom was a nurse - unless you had spurting arterial bleeding or a bone sticking out of your skin, you got an aspirin and were told to take it easy for awhile.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:27 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The way she was dressed doesn't seem that bad for a beach neighborhood.
Posted by: nerdygirl a
That's what I was thinking. I've been to beaches in Europe. She was over dressed by Italian standards.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2020 10:27 PM (Z8gXJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)
It would be nice if things were much better for you, Wing.
Sending a prayer up for that...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:27 PM (DMUuz)
The one on her arm or the one between her boobs?
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:28 PM (ZfRYq)
Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
My investment portfolio is still beanie babies and tulip bulbs.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:25 PM (r1z5A)
Let me clean out my credit cards so I can buy a bunch. It can only go up from here.
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (nxdel)
I read it on the internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:26 PM (fLVm1)
I've been thinking same.
Read first hundred or so pages of "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" written by Charles Mackay a couple of hundred years ago (it's still in print!) and you'll see this C-19 madness is nothing new.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (D/Ycl)
Typing will be slowed by two more turkey dinners today. Not a huge fan normally, but Mrs. Hoser brined it in apple cider and knocked it out of the park.
Posted by: TheHoser at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: CyberCipher
Some general who hates country music?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)
Of course it is.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
Let me clean out my credit cards so I can buy a bunch. It can only go up from here.
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Invest in Studebakers. Unlike bitcoin, they really aren't making any more of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace
I always wanted one of those woodburning kits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:28 PM
That's a pendant, not a tattoo.
As a Moron, you've got to know these things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (D/Ycl)
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There are stranger delusions:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CyberCipher
Some general who hates country music?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
The Grand Old
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Hang on, I'll get back to you. Haven't finished reading the "Iron Crotch" thing.
Posted by: MW at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (gWtVa)
I'm not judging you understand, and I definitely wouldn't toss her out of bed for eating crackers
as long as that cracker was me.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (RJTQI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:28 PM
That's a pendant, not a tattoo.
As a Moron, you've got to know these things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Its like I don't know you Morons.............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:33 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
I did until I attempted to brand my little brother...........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Mom said get out of bed I don't care if it hurts, it ain't broken....go to school.
Fast forward 30 years. Felt outta kilter. Went to chiropractor. Took back X-ray.
When did you break your back?
Geez. Suck it up princess.... I had no idea until it started causing grief in my later years...
Posted by: Derak at December 26, 2020 10:33 PM (wd72I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (mzC7
There's an upper bound. Out of a potential 21M bitcoin that can exist, 18M have been mined.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: CyberCipher
Got tired of Clay Travis's snark.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (Z8gXJ)
I always wanted one of those woodburning kits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
I got one of those when I was about 12.
Very little escaped my bizarre creativity.
One day the set just...disappeared...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:28 PM
That's a pendant, not a tattoo.
As a Moron, you've got to know these things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Its like I don't know you Morons.............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Requires further research. BRB
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (D/Ycl)
When did you break your back?
Geez. Suck it up princess.... I had no idea until it started causing grief in my later years...
Posted by: Derak
Brother John, is that you?
HAHAHA
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (cbgbx)
I always wanted one of those woodburning kits.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
I got one of those when I was about 12.
Very little escaped my bizarre creativity.
One day the set just...disappeared...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Siblings, the neighbor's kids, the meatloaf mom made for dinner, the pets...nothing was safe.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)
99 thanks Ladyl
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (JFzNN)
You're welcome, {{{Wing}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:28 PM (ZfRYq)
She has arms....?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:36 PM (D/Ycl)
5. "Big Bag O' Glass" (mentioned earlier)
4. "The Hunter Biden Chemistry Set"
3. "Fun With Transparent Face Masks Kit: Includes 500 Plastic Bags"
2. "Chernobyl Brand E-Z Nuke Oven For Girls"
1. "Operation Game: Nancy Pelosi Botox Edition"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (mzC7
Isotta Fraschini. Studebaker sounds too German.
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Siblings, the neighbor's kids, the meatloaf mom made for dinner, the pets...nothing was safe.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)
Yes!
And it was so fun!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Yes, that's how they'd describe them in Italian.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (DMUuz)
Yes, that's how they'd describe them in Italian.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)
Il pendante
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)
As a Moron, you've got to know these things.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Could be either, I'll check closer, in person, after she's drunk, with the boyfriend in another country, with her eyes closed, after she's signed the consent decree, sigh, I'll just keep dreaming...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:38 PM (r1z5A)
In this morning's EMT, I learned there are certain sacrileges, like suggesting that cast iron cookware isn't the best choice for cooking eggs.
I remain unbowed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:39 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:29 PM (D/Ycl)
I suspect it is timeless, like Idiocracy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: nerdygirl I got one of those when I was about 12.
Very little escaped my bizarre creativity.
One day the set just...disappeared...
Posted by: Ladyl
no, no, it did not die ! it just wen to woodburning heaven...
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (zr5Kq)
1. "Operation Game: Nancy Pelosi Botox Edition"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
I got the Monopoly "Socialism" edition from my son.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)
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Lambretta.
It's like Vespa, but with one more syllable..
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Of course, by the time you have "sufficient practise," you're already infertile, he added.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:15 PM (zr5Kq)
The mall scene was a direct rip off from Commando. Change my mind.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (DjiZK)
this guy gets it..
@PepeMatter
I'd believe that Epstein killed himself before believing the official story that a random guy in an RV blew himself up while a speaker warned that everyone should evacuate right before the explosion.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (3P/5p)
no, no, it did not die ! it just wen to woodburning heaven...
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Trust me. My mom probably made good and sure it went to the bottom of a landfill!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Johnny Human Torch
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 26, 2020 10:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I haven't opened it yet!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (H5knJ)
Just sick of the random nature of things getting bounced and the ever changing requirements to get something posted, despite the fact that I'm hitting no limits and breaking no rules. Ace is good, cobs are good, software is f*cked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
It's like Vespa, but with one more syllable..
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (fLVm1)
Lambretta ? The famous tenor ?
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)
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It took place in April, but Russian artillery rounds were falling like snow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Well, kinda. A little woke from the oh girls are so put upon grrlpower! standpoint. Mostly politics free. I have read 2 reviews that say the main bad guy is a Trump stand in, and, umm, no. Not even a little bit.
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
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Oooooh! My brother had one of those!
I still have a scar from that.
Well, not from the kit itself.
From climbing up on a balcony to break into his room to "borrow" it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (M/9m0)
I love all of you.
Sorry about drunk typing but sometimes that's all there is.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (l9m7l)
that's what killed my Dad.
and City of Hope in Duarte CA deserves every bit of their reputation as a premier health care facility.
would that i were healthy enough to w*rk there: i'd be proud to day i was part of that team.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (SXMRB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
bounced and the ever changing requirements to get something posted,
despite the fact that I'm hitting no limits and breaking no rules. Ace
is good, cobs are good, software is f*cked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
You know what's fucked ? Safari. Tabs, man. Why take away my tabs ?
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (zr5Kq)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:35 PM (Rvt8
When I saw the X-ray that day 30 years later, I had an instantaneous rememberance of the exact moment I hit the rocks.
I'm still kinda mad at my Mom, rest her soul...
See? See!?? I wasn't lying!! It HURT!! BAD!
Ban all the sleds. You can poke an eye out with those things.
Posted by: Derak at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (wd72I)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I suggest you all look a little closer just to be sure.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
I love all of you.
Sorry about drunk typing but sometimes that's all there is.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (l9m7l)
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never apologize mister: it's a sign of weakness.
Posted by: CPT Nathan Brittles US Cavalry at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (SXMRB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
pretty much. #twoyears
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (F0YaR)
That's easy, Apple is run by assholes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (SchxB)
Sorry about drunk typing but sometimes that's all there is.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2020 10:44 PM (l9m7l)
One day at a time {{{BC}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Just sick of the random nature of things getting bounced and the ever changing requirements to get something posted, despite the fact that I'm hitting no limits and breaking no rules. Ace is good, cobs are good, software is f*cked.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
I've had trouble posting from my iPhone......no idea why...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:46 PM (D/Ycl)
They all said "your computers are okay but YOU suck!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: blaster at December 26, 2020 10:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca
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Probably smart punctuation. You need to turn it off in settings
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 10:32 PM (RJTQI)
Aluu!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)
Beginning to think all the patches applied over the last 10 or 12 years are taking their toll.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (A1+H6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I haven't opened it yet!
Posted by: Ladyl
One player becomes "The Government" All players give "The Government" all their money. "The Government" gives back each player an equal amount of money, keeping most. The rest of the game is repeated until just "The Government" has all the money, and the rest of the players are bankrupt.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (F0YaR)
But no. We cannot have nice things.
I remember the night they were taken away. A lot of things were taken, because we abused them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (cbgbx)
My parents were always touchingly optimistic about my sense of responsibility when I was a kid.
I blame my twin brother.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca
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Probably smart punctuation. You need to turn it off in settings
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2020 10:47 PM (UUBmN)
Thank you for the tip. I will try that.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:49 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2020 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
More likely that general hated the Tennessee Titans, was aiming for the stadium and missed by about a mile.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 26, 2020 10:49 PM (IbxQb)
But no. We cannot have nice things.
I remember the night they were taken away. A lot of things were taken, because we abused them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (SchxB)
What is a marquee tag?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
It's like Vespa, but with one more syllable..
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Lambretta ? The famous tenor ?
Posted by: runner
Lambretta is the only way to go.
Mutton retta is just too gamey.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 26, 2020 10:50 PM (P1f+c)
Mr. Sonny had a bad evening. He mistakenly ended up in a pen with Dan, who forcefully let him know about the dining arrangements. I got him out and put him in a crate while I moved Val back where he belonged.
Unfortunately for Sonny, little Musya, our tiny rescue girl, was eating her dinner in the adjacent crate. She read him the riot act about his looking at her bowl of meat, even though she was finished. So Sonny got yelled at by just about everyone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)
You are the best people on the planet. You are the best...
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2020 10:51 PM (l9m7l)
One player becomes "The Government" All players give "The Government" all their money. "The Government" gives back each player an equal amount of money, keeping most. The rest of the game is repeated until just "The Government" has all the money, and the rest of the players are bankrupt.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Well--that just sounds like a blast...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Makes blinking, scrolling text. Very annoying. Almost as annoying as my whining.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Scrolling text. Can you imagine that in the hands of morons?
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:48 PM (2DOZq)
As soon as I saw that "click to go to next page" button, I shut the fucker down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)
pretty much. #twoyears
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:45 PM (F0YaR)
#twogenerations
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (QMwOT)
Scrolling text. Can you imagine that in the hands of morons?
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (S8ePJ)
That would be nothing short of total disaster here.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
You are the best people on the planet. You are the best...
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 26, 2020 10:51 PM (l9m7l)
I second that emotion.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:54 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
It was a mess. It was woke-ish. Stupid plot. I feel sorry for the actors who had to work with it. Not that any of the superhero movies have much of a plot, but there is a formula I suppose, and if done creatively and with some humor it is tolerable. I an not familiar with many dc comics (?) based films, but for the most part - villain + plot to destroy world + superhero saves the day works . They managed to fail at something that simple. Can't wait for Screen Rant,
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Fuck them.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (QMwOT)
I know, right?
Posted by: caitlynn jenner at December 26, 2020 10:54 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Ladyl
Hey, it's LOADS of fun for "The Government"!! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (S8ePJ)
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It's like giving the nuclear football to Eleanor Norton-Holmes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:55 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 26, 2020 10:55 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:57 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Man from Athens
He's getting ready to demand we ban RVs.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Ace better get to reproducin', and freakin' SOON.
It takes time to train up a Chief Ewok.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 10:57 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Good news, it's an easy game to play because the only difference from game to game is how fast you lose everything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
This country needs commonsense RV control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: I got nothin' at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (1aJ+m)
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
And you are exactly right and it was!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 26, 2020 10:43 PM
A pedant?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: CyberCipher at December 26, 2020 10:19 PM (++/pX)
It is odd that the FAA declared Nashville a restricted flight zone and declared the airspace as National Defense Airspace.
Not sure what that's about.
Maybe dude's Winnebago could fly.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (kSEaX)
**********
Auditioning for "The Sopranos"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (mzC78)
Fuck them.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 26, 2020 10:53 PM (QMwOT)
Please, No!
Posted by: Dummy who just took a 2x4 to his nards at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
This country needs commonsense RV control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt8
Gentlemen...we've got to avoid an RV gap...
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2020 11:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (mht8P)
"Died in a tragic, but "stupid" accident" is what I'm hoping for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 10:55 PM (fLVm1)
That's a very evocative image.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM
Look at the bright side. Your friend will get to finish your beer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson
And answer to the Coca-Cola company.
Posted by: Zombie Col. Bat Guano at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (Rvt88)
Not sure what that's about.
Maybe dude's Winnebago could fly.
I imagine it was so not every dipshit with a drone would be clogging the airspace over the spot and crashing into each other.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Shoot me now. No. Really, shoot me now. at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (1aJ+m)
Posted by: AF at December 26, 2020 10:52 PM (S8ePJ)
I take it you've never spent any time at ace's dark website. It has only been activated a few times, and it didn't take an HOUR for people to start exploring its new functionalities.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (F0YaR)
This claim about bombing is disputed
Posted by: twitter at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (kOpft)
......
I feel like mine will read "it was only a matter of time".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (kSEaX)
Maybe dude's Winnebago could fly.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Yeah, wondered about that. How many "lone wolf" attacks resulted in the closure of air space. That gave me pause.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (r1z5A)
"Died in a tragic, but "stupid" accident" is what I'm hoping for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (87oRe)
Mine will be directed to my children:
I TOLD you I was sick.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 10:46 PM (D/Ycl)
For me it is the apostrophe and quotation marks that causes problems. So I avoid quotes and contractions.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (3JQ/p)
A hairdresser on TikTok has gone viral after uploading a video showing how people should be washing their hair properly.
Pre-requisite: hair.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (pbStR)
......
I feel like mine will read "it was only a matter of time".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (kSEaX)
Um... isn't that true for all of us?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: wing at December 26, 2020 11:05 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (mht8P)
"Died in a tragic, but "stupid" accident" is what I'm hoping for!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 26, 2020 11:01 PM (87oRe)
Shot by enraged mother......
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at December 26, 2020 11:05 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Shoot me now. No. Really, shoot me now. at December 26, 2020 11:02 PM (1aJ+m)
Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (kSEaX)
Um... isn't that true for all of us?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (02b6n)
mind = blown
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 11:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (02b6n)
......
If you don't wear your mask it is.
And the 2% of the non-mask wearing public are entirely responsible for the disease!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:06 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at December 26, 2020 11:07 PM (RJCvt)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (pbStR)
They are scrambling mightily to pin a right-wing tail on that Left-wing Donkey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 11:07 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 10:59 PM (mht8P)
I'm aiming high, hoping for 'futilely'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:07 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 26, 2020 11:08 PM (yQpMk)
Pre-requisite: hair.
==
this is hilarious. maybe those 285 k views are from bald men ?
Posted by: runner at December 26, 2020 11:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at December 26, 2020 11:07 PM (RJCvt)
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Beanie Babies
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:08 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me
As soon as I saw that "click to go to next page" button, I shut the fucker down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I clicked through. Doubly disappointed.
1) that I was so untrusted as a child. "Jarts" was the only one of the seven I owned.
B) that there were only five toys. A crib and a hammock are not toys. They're beds.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 26, 2020 11:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 26, 2020 11:09 PM (M/9m0)
In the future there will be a way of mapping 8-bit text down to the allowable 7-bit characters. But the Sun will have expanded beyond the orbit of Jupiter by then.
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:09 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:09 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 11:10 PM (A1+H6)
My Tombstone - a limerick
I told my friends ever so often
That pneumonia is no time for scoffin'
It's not the fever, my friend
That got me in the end
'Twas the wheezin' and finally, the coffin
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 11:11 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:11 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:12 PM (kSEaX)
We read the normal font comments too.
If you like to hang out here, it's cool. It is a good bunch of folks, so I totally understand.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:12 PM (kSEaX)
He got a 25-lb tub of bear grease to keep his lips soft while he works the glory hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (mzC78)
Did you have a good Christmas?
Get any good presents?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:12 PM (kSEaX)
Perhaps a mini-fridge so you don't have to come up from mommy's basement so often?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 11:10 PM (A1+H6)
"What does this button do?"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (IbxQb)
On the previous thread, somebody said that Snowden identified that building as being NSA. I've heard elsewhere that NSA is with the good guys, so this was done by the bad guys.
Remember - THESE bad guys think of themselves as the good guys.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 26, 2020 11:15 PM (hOOi9)
Sorry, but will take an eternity to beat this epitaph in Boot Hill --
Here lies Les Moore
Shot 4 times with a .44
No less
No more.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:15 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:12 PM (kSEaX)
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Does gonorrhea from your own mom count as a present?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:15 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 11:10 PM (A1+H6)
Or....one moar time
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 11:10 PM (A1+H6)
"Awww, isn't that bat cute?"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 26, 2020 11:16 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Mommy got him some pullups for their 'special times'.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 11:16 PM (Rvt88)
When I become Grand Pooh Bah, I shall name Muldoon to the choice position of Limerick Laureate ...
Posted by: Adriane the Talking Pictures Critic ... at December 26, 2020 11:16 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JTB at December 26, 2020 11:16 PM (7EjX1)
Everyone's last words should be "Hey, y'all, watch this!"...
Posted by: Zettai at December 26, 2020 11:10 PM (A1+H6)
___________
"Oooh, bear cubs! How cute!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 11:17 PM (mht8P)
Had a Zoom teleconference this afternoon with gSon in an open adoption, his adopted mother, his sister (also adopted), our daughter and her significant other, and the two of us. Ordinarily we get together in person on Boxing Day, but no one traveled out this way this year.
For the most part the conversation was pleasant and fun, but once our daughter came aboard, strident and ignorant mutterings about politics elbowed their way into the conversational flow and were generally unpleasant, owing to the insufferable smugness of those caught in the thrall of the Dims and Scientism.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
This was HIGHLY sophisticated - unquestionably a rogue American agency attacking another in some way.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 26, 2020 11:18 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tonypete
Is someone missing tonight?
Why didn't someone ask "You got aspirin? We were shoved in a corner until we stopped crying"?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (gtatv)
.....
Ouch.
I'm sorry Troll.
I didnt know your mom was sick. I will keep her in my prayers that she recovers from her venereal diseases.
And for gosh sakes, don't be hanging out at the truck stop working the glory hole!
That is just asking to catch coronavirus. At least wear a mask with a hole cut out in it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (kSEaX)
When I become Grand Pooh Bah, I shall name Muldoon to the choice position of Limerick Laureate ...
Posted by: Adriane the Talking Pictures Critic .
*******
Does that involve a paycheck??
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tonypete
Is someone missing tonight?
Why didn't someone ask "You got aspirin? We were shoved in a corner until we stopped crying"?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
Seriously! Must be the post Christmas lethargy.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:18 PM (pNxlR)
And nobody thought to tell her to shut the hell up?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:21 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
You people could afford corners? sigh.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 11:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (m45I2)
I expect you will get a Christmas bonus of some sort.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:21 PM (qQnCr)
Been meaning to tell you I like your name (K v C). Wish I had come up with something imaginative like that.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:22 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2020 11:17 PM (mht8P)
"Those saltwater crocs can't run very far".
"Nitroglycerin doesn't mind a few shocks".
"A rattlesnake bite isn't that bad."
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:22 PM (F0YaR)
What are you scared of? Mountain Lions are just over grown house cats.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)
According to one witness interviewed on scene, the duration of gunfire before the bomb went off was over the course of up to a half hour. They had barricaded themselves in their apartment in fear of being shot.
Watch quick before the Feds memory hole it.
https://tinyurl.com/yahsj59w
"Suicide" my ass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 26, 2020 11:22 PM (3P/5p)
One play set was just a large square concrete pad with concrete pillars of varying height ranging from four feet to eight feet. So you hop from column to column too get higher until you fall to the concrete, break your neck, and die. I remember the concrete pad was kind of sloped towards a drain who's purpose must of been to make cleaning off the days collected bones, blood, and assorted viscera easier.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (cbgbx)
I stepped away from the gathering a couple of times so as not to unleash return volleys and thereby make matters more unpleasant.
Honestly, these people are completely tone deaf and oblivious about how rude and disruptive they are. And they are the ones who insist on sneeringly bringing up contentious matters. It would be no loss to me whatsoever to cut them out of my circle of contacts permanently.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (pNxlR)
When I become Grand Pooh Bah, I shall name Muldoon to the choice position of Limerick Laureate ...
Posted by: Adriane the Talking Pictures Critic .
*******
Does that involve a paycheck??
Posted by: Muldoon at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (m45I2)
Ha
You are a funny guy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 26, 2020 11:14 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: I am Groot. at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Tonypete
Is someone missing tonight?
Why didn't someone ask "You got aspirin? We were shoved in a corner until we stopped crying"?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (gtatv)
Or "stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about...."
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (D/Ycl)
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Clearly a site produced by pussies.
Most curious was the 'baby cage'. Not a toy, just a parental decision.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (kSEaX)
We seem to have scared it away......
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:03 PM (kSEaX)
Um... isn't that true for all of us?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2020 11:04 PM (02b6n)
As soon as you're born you start dyin'
So you might as well have a good time
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
Most curious was the 'baby cage'. Not a toy, just a parental decision.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (WZ5i4)
Heck, we could manage to kill ourselves with much less than those toys. There was this rope swing....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:25 PM (qQnCr)
One play set ...
Posted by: banana Dream
Monkey bars. All metal. Set in concrete footings, which were partially exposed.
Who knew we were tempting permanent disfigurement or death whenever we ascended them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:26 PM (SAV4V)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:23 PM (D/Ycl)
Careful, or you'll invoke Insomniac.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:26 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
You people could afford corners? sigh.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 11:21 PM (r1z5A)
Right angles? Luxury.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:27 PM (nakwk)
Who knew we were tempting permanent disfigurement or death whenever we ascended them?
Always one accident away from being able to tell twins apart more easily.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:27 PM (SchxB)
So you might as well have a good time
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:25 PM (nakwk)
My philosophy.
If not now, when?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American at December 26, 2020 11:27 PM (A1+H6)
Most curious was the 'baby cage'. Not a toy, just a parental decision.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (WZ5i4)
Cracked turned into an insufferable leftoid shithole years ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2020 11:28 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:28 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:28 PM (qQnCr)
Most curious was the 'baby cage'. Not a toy, just a parental decision.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (WZ5i4)
Heck, we could manage to kill ourselves with much less than those toys. There was this rope swing....
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:25 PM (qQnCr)
Lived across the street from, and swam unsupervised in a lake containing alligators (south Florida)......big alligators.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:29 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: JTB at D
Some idiots at my fraternity played man balls. Sat spread eagle on the floor about 15 ft across from each other and rolled large iron balls at their crotches. Loser was the first to quit.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at December 26, 2020 11:29 PM (vgGvZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:29 PM (D/Ycl)
We had moose and bears. Same idea. You'd be amazed at how fast I can still climb a spruce tree when necessary.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:24 PM (D/Ycl)
.....
I tried to be nice.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (kSEaX)
Krebs: instruct your friends that when your daughter shows up mouthing off about politics, everyone should turn her volume down.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Oh, it wasn't just her. The adoptive mother and gSon were enthusiastic participants, with the significant other sounding off, too, from time to time.
The remaining three of us were both quiet and uninterested, but the corps of the self-righteous just kept blundering on.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:29 PM (D/Ycl)
We had moose and bears. Same idea. You'd be amazed at how fast I can still climb a spruce tree when necessary.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (qQnCr)
Can't the bears climb trees? Yikes!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:31 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:31 PM (D/Ycl)
They can, but why bother when there are tasty moose calves who can't?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:31 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:30 PM (qQnCr)
Not moose and squirrel? (Sorry just had to....)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (D/Ycl)
Wow, and here I got chewed out for swimming in the perc ponds which just had algae, and the occasional brain eating amoeba.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: tcn
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I was amused by the Gilbert 'Atomic Set'. They apparently don't know that the regular Gilbert Chemistry Set contained the stuff of gunpowder, and instructions. It changed my life, and that of dozens of toy soldiers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:31 PM (qQnCr)
Seems like they're letting a whole lot of the moose just go to waste.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:28 PM (qQnCr)
I loved monkey bars and jungle gyms so much, my dad installed them in our back yard. The ones at school were installed over asphalt.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:33 PM (AytXr)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Yep. At the playground they were over concrete or hard-packed earth. You did NOT want to wipe out.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:33 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2020 11:34 PM (AytXr)
And took out the rear seat; going to do it tomorrow.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2020 11:34 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:34 PM (kSEaX)
That's exactly what the carpenters building tract homes say.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
My faith in the horde has been redeemed.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:34 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:34 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
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Asphalt. Oooh. They didn't just cover you in bubble wrap?
At my school the monkey bars crossed over a volcanic fissure. And we were grateful.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:31 PM (D/Ycl)
Apparently only the little ones, to get away from the big ones.
/A nature show on tv told me so.
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (fLVm1)
With razor blade covered magma sharks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: Chris Wray, Bias Trainer and Vegas Stage Manager at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Hannibal at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 11:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:37 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 26, 2020 11:37 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (L47aO)
degrees C I assume. Not degrees F or K?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:37 PM (D/Ycl)
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Scientific microscopic analysis shows that 94.6% of that crud is composed of boogers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (ldL4g)
Don't worry, in 2050 we'll get to find out which federal agency these people were working for...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (qlFIA)
Yep. At the playground they were over concrete or hard-packed earth. You did NOT want to wipe out.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:33 PM (nakwk)
Ahhh. The good old days.
We've taken the risk out of everything. And there are valuable lessons to be learned from risk and failure.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: LTCHAM at December 26, 2020 11:39 PM (lREC9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:39 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:37 PM (bk3Sg)
Wanted to get the embarreling out of my system before the New Year. Clean slate and all that.
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 11:39 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (qlFIA)
And then they all disappeared, damn suit happy people forever.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy
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I do not use commie temperature standards. Fahrenheit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:35 PM (fLVm1)
So was the lava god.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (cbgbx)
Posted by: The lava god at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (qlFIA)
Lot of parks are using grinded up tires.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: RickZ
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Reasonable, but you owe me for putting the fire out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
Pain: The greatest teacher of all. This is why Pantyfa thinks an umbrella will protect them from tear gas projectiles and rubber bullets.
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (cbgbx)
....
Furniture dollies are a wonderful toy!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:42 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (2DOZq)
They did that here, and then some asshat discovered what a major fire those make when lit. Stinky, too. And damned hot and hard to put out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:42 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:43 PM (qQnCr)
0F = Very Cold 100F = Very Hot
0C = Kind of Cold 100C = Dead
0K = Dead 100K = Dead
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:39 PM (kSEaX)
I loved tetherball with all my heart.
I was the tetherball champion for three years at Windermere Elementary School.
One of my few accomplishments in life.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (TdMsT)
We've taken the risk out of everything. And there are valuable lessons to be learned from risk and failure.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:38 PM (TdMsT)
This is why most kids today can't cope with even the slightest adversity. Parents and society in general are to blame. (Some people do a good job with their kids but overall, kids have been robbed of the opportunity to develop coping skills.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (RJTQI)
Posted by: pawn at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (Cfk8j)
I will concede that each generation has continued the tradition of the skate board. Might as well sell skate boards along with medical insurance.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me
Did you know that those things come to a dead stop pronto when you try to ride on over a grated opening with bars spaced about one inch apart and oriented perpendicular to your intended direction of travel?
Well, they do, while you, the rider, do not stop so expeditiously. I sold my board to a more adventurous soul no more than three days later.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (qlFIA)
All the playgrounds around these parts have those interlocking plastic/rubber mats made from recycled something or another. Can't have the little kiddies getting a boo-boo. That would cause a lawsuit for the trauma of having to wear a band-aid.
Posted by: RickZ at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (ldL4g)
And then they all disappeared, damn suit happy people forever.
There's a rope climbing thing at Paseo Vista park in Chandler. McQueen Road between Queen Creek and Ocotillo. Metal poles, multiple places to get hung up, the works.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (SchxB)
I was the tetherball champion for three years at Windermere Elementary School.
One of my few accomplishments in life.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM
Full of energy from the very beginning. I wish I had your energy, Ladyl.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 11:45 PM (RJTQI)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2020 11:41 PM (cbgbx)
....
Furniture dollies are a wonderful toy!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:42 PM (kSEaX)
I used to play with the creepers my dad had in his garage.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 26, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
Full of energy from the very beginning. I wish I had your energy, Ladyl.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 11:45 PM (RJTQI)
If I had been born in this day and age, I would have been put on medication from the get-go.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
We also would sometimes toss the gravel ourselves and see how far we could hit it.
Then my dad got pissed and gave me a belting for wasting gravel.
That's a true story.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 26, 2020 11:47 PM (kSEaX)
Posted by: Minecraft Steve at December 26, 2020 11:47 PM (qlFIA)
They did that here, and then some asshat discovered what a major fire those make when lit. Stinky, too. And damned hot and hard to put out.
Posted by: tcn in AK
It's kind of nice, though, when municipalities provide enterprising souls with all the fixin's to celebrate Erf Hour properly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:47 PM (pNxlR)
Full of energy from the very beginning. I wish I had your energy, Ladyl.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 26, 2020 11:45 PM (RJTQI)
If I had been born in this day and age, I would have been put on medication from the get-go.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Heh, so would I. Instead I just got paddled a lot.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I have seen them in parks again recently. I think the kids are too old to enjoy them now (The youngest is 35yrs old).
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (gtatv)
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And then there was the off-season when the ball was gone and you could practice dance moves on the pole.
Right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2020 11:40 PM (bk3Sg)
I think Celsius was French and Kelvin was British....but point well taken.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (D/Ycl)
I used to play with the creepers my dad had in his garage.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me
Were you asked to show on the doll where they touched you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (pNxlR)
Heh, so would I. Instead I just got paddled a lot.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
So did I.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 26, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
And then there was the off-season when the ball was gone and you could practice dance moves on the pole.
Right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (fLVm1)
OMG.
You were in my class at school, weren't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
Bonus: They can drive themselves there to play!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:50 PM (SchxB)
Heh, so would I. Instead I just got paddled a lot.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
So did I.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:49 PM (TdMsT)
Ah, yes. That's how they punished youthful energy and exuberance in the days before Adderall.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:51 PM (nakwk)
You were in my class at school, weren't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:50 PM (TdMsT)
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You may still have my lunch money tucked in your sock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (fLVm1)
Ah, yes. That's how they punished youthful energy and exuberance in the days before Adderall.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:51 PM (nakwk)
Yep.
And it's a real enthusiasm killer.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (nakwk)
I always misunderstood that. No, I didn't care to be smacked, but I never entirely connected it with whatever I supposedly did. My Mom would just smack whomever was closest, so it was like collective guilt. Didn't change much behavior since I could smacked for anything anybody did, and payback was hell. She was hell with that wooden spoon, though.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Yours had land minds?
They used punji sticks under our jungle gyms.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (gtatv)
You may still have my lunch money tucked in your sock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (fLVm1)
That's not a sock.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
roller skate wheels in PE class? Everyone has tried to stand on those
things at least once.
Posted by: banana Dream
Oh my gosh yes! And have your friend whip you around and let go!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 26, 2020 11:53 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: SOme Old Moron at December 26, 2020 11:53 PM (qlFIA)
Why didn't someone ask "You got aspirin? We were shoved in a corner until we stopped crying"?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:20 PM (gtatv)
Not funny.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 26, 2020 11:54 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:48 PM (gtatv)
I climb them with my son, who is now 14, and I've seen 29 in the rear view mirror for 30 years.
Nobody told me I couldn't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:54 PM (qQnCr)
They used punji sticks under our jungle gyms.
We just had holes in the ground and if we stepped in one we had to imagine the punji stick until we started bleeding.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
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I was trying to be tasteful.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 26, 2020 11:55 PM (fLVm1)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:55 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:55 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 26, 2020 11:44 PM (qlFIA)
If I remember the story correctly, both Fahrenheit and Celsius came up witht he idea of using an evacuate4d glass tube with a mercury bulb at about the same time. Apparently Celsius placed his in ice-water and made a mark on the tube which he called zero and then used boiling water to establish his 100 mark. Fahrenheit marked the tube first then made the same measurements.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:55 PM (qQnCr)
That's incredible!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (qQnCr)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:57 PM (gtatv)
And just to be a spelling nerd... what does a "land mind"?
Now I'm picturing a playground covered with human brains as padding.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 26, 2020 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (UUBmN)
My daughter climbed to the top of a 15 foot rope at the YMCA when she was three years old.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (UUBmN)
You had to touch the truss, then work your way down to the fucking 1/2 inch padded mat at the bottom.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2020 11:52 PM (qQnCr)
One of my better memories is being about 15 and my not very tall mother coming at me with the wooden spoon. I took it away from her and held it high in the air laughing....saying what are ya gonna do with this? She just stomped away saying 'you're too big to hit' rather than kicking me where it counted...LOL
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Heh, yes the "pad". Home carpeting had thicker pads.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2020 12:01 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 26, 2020 11:57 PM (gtatv)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 27, 2020 12:01 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
At that age they bounce....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:02 AM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: -40 Deg. at December 27, 2020 12:03 AM (WD9ZA)
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I don't care.
Posted by: -40 Deg. at December 27, 2020 12:03 AM (WD9ZA)
Absolutely zero fucks to give.
Posted by: Kelvin at December 27, 2020 12:04 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
A "land mind" is the thinking part of the genius loci.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 27, 2020 12:04 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (UUBmN
I always had tremendous upper body strength, but I can't even lift weights now as it gives me carpel tunnel.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2020 12:04 AM (TdMsT)
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I don't care.
Posted by: -40 Deg. at December 27, 2020 12:03 AM (WD9ZA)
Good one! Laughing!!
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:04 AM (D/Ycl)
I recall as a child gathering up molars on the playground and casting lots with them... We didn't allow endemic scurvy, rickets, and cholera to dampen our enthusiasm for fun, no sir!
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American at December 27, 2020 12:04 AM (A1+H6)
Rust Belt public education was the fucking best.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
At that age they bounce....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:02 AM (D/Ycl)
Yes they do!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (TdMsT)
Started at 0700. Mix of everything like running bleachers, cross country, weight room, endurance swimming, 20 mile bicycle ride out on the public streets, and more.
Unrelenting pace, but it served me well. I don't think they could offer such a course, these days?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Memories of Amurrika as it once was.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 26, 2020 11:58 PM (TdMsT)
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Being a three year-old girl in a room full of alcoholic derelicts can be an incredible inspiration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (fLVm1)
Trump 2005
Posted by: 23 days. Tick tock losers at December 27, 2020 12:06 AM (mPSBH)
Rust Belt public education was the fucking best.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (89T5c)
They seemed to worry a lot about kids shooting their eyes out with bb guns according to a certain Christmas movie....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:07 AM (D/Ycl)
Ooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
Kung Fu Dude 2: You win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2020 12:07 AM (kTF2Z)
Unrelenting pace, but it served me well. I don't think they could offer such a course, these days?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
They do--but you have to pay for it.
It's called Outward Bound.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2020 12:07 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:00 AM (D/Ycl)
I just left home and never looked back. I guess she has taken to smacking Dad now, but neither one remembers it, so probably no harm. I'm not going over there to separate them. They deserve each other.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2020 12:08 AM (qQnCr)
I just left home and never looked back. I guess she has taken to smacking Dad now, but neither one remembers it, so probably no harm. I'm not going over there to separate them. They deserve each other.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2020 12:08 AM (qQnCr)
Yoiks.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 27, 2020 12:08 AM (qQnCr)
Living well is the best revenge.
Liked your "Nobody told me I couldn't" post. We need more of that attitude.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:12 AM (D/Ycl)
But our Coach at school was far closer to a Marine D.I., because he was a retired Marine D.I.
We were ground to dust for about 90 minutes, then about a 10 minute cool-down, slow run, before hitting the lockers n' showers. And nary an ounce of new age feel goodism. The work was it's own reward.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American at December 27, 2020 12:15 AM (A1+H6)
Stay well and stay hopeful. You'll see - good things are coming. Stay positive and practice gratitude.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 12:18 AM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American
Or the last of the Christmas cookies.
* whistles innocently *
Posted by: Adriane the Talking Pictures Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:19 AM (LPnfS)
We were ground to dust for about 90 minutes, then about a 10 minute cool-down, slow run, before hitting the lockers n' showers. And nary an ounce of new age feel goodism. The work was it's own reward.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:15 AM (QzJWU)
Holy cow, Jim. That's brutal.
We sent our daughter to Outward Bound in Maine, when she was 17. Did her a world of good.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 27, 2020 12:22 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:22 AM (WEBkv)
I've eaten so much cheese cake, and drank so much eggnog today that I fully expect to shit butter tomorrow morning...
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American at December 27, 2020 12:22 AM (A1+H6)
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:23 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
if you've seen the Mythbusters show a hot water tank explode, those thing shoot up really high. Someone here mentioned a propane tank might propel itself like that. I'm not sure there was a "multi-stage" blast ... there maybe was an initial blast, then the smoke and debris cloud.
Could be there were gas cans inside ... buildings helped confine the blast, so it went up and out, that is maybe why cars burned that were not right next to it. Maybe we get some real forensics over time.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2020 12:25 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Floyd R. Turbo, American
um - kay ...
: -))
I got the ricotta but never found time to make up the pie. New Years is coming though ...
Posted by: Adriane the Talking Pictures Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:26 AM (LPnfS)
Also took two years of Occupational Photography, and a 3rd year as a Teacher's Assistant in the same class.
I was out of school every day at 12:30, so I could go to work at whatever restaurant employed me at the time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock's Proper British Accent ... at December 27, 2020 12:27 AM (LPnfS)
* whistles innocently *
That's tomorrow. Tonight was apple pie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 12:29 AM (SchxB)
I do hope he is a liberal nut, not a Trump supporter ... BUT, at some point, to get courts to listen, it seems massive chaos may be the only way. And before they take the guns, people that want to reclaim liberty should fight.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 27, 2020 12:29 AM (Cus5s)
staircase behind a library wall that opened with a secret command, or
both, and a subterranean passage into the forest behind.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
Build your dream house.
Posted by: Mr Blandings at December 27, 2020 12:31 AM (4I/2K)
and Celsius came up witht he idea of using an evacuate4d glass tube with
a mercury bulb at about the same time. Apparently Celsius placed his in
ice-water and made a mark on the tube which he called zero and then
used boiling water to establish his 100 mark. Fahrenheit marked the tube
first then made the same measurements.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 26, 2020 11:56 PM (D/Ycl)
Wait, Farenheit was at -32F when he marked the zero or have I had too much to drink?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 27, 2020 12:31 AM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 12:31 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Brian
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No. He used the freezing point of brine as Zero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 12:33 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2020 12:33 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 12:34 AM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 27, 2020 12:36 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 27, 2020 12:36 AM (gtatv)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 27, 2020 12:36 AM (Aashi)
I was surprised he could stop compulsively masturbating long enough to string a post together. If he manages two I'll be amazed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 12:37 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:38 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:39 AM (LPnfS)
and a pot of chili !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:39 AM (LPnfS)
With or without carrots?
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 12:31 AM (pK7cg)
When I took Drivers' Ed in high school, we had Opel Cadets -- with stick shifts. Came in handy because I inherited a VW Squareback with a stick. Still love a stick. From what I've read, the best car anti-theft prevention device is the car being a stick shift. It seems no one can drive them anymore.
Posted by: RickZ at December 27, 2020 12:40 AM (ldL4g)
It could turn out to be a far left loon, but, if BATFE and the FBI are involved, "not guilty."
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:40 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 12:42 AM (SchxB)
Did it work?
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 12:41 AM (/LM9B)
Looks like not.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:42 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: RickZ at December 27, 2020 12:40 AM (ldL4g)
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I learned to drive a stick on a 1972 Ford Pinto.
So did my sister.
That car lasted over 200 thousand miles. Not bad for a gutless exploding wonder.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:42 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 27, 2020 12:42 AM (Aashi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 27, 2020 12:36 AM (Aashi)
What didn't you like about sage dressing?
/Thinking of the wonderful dressing loaded up with sage I made at Thanksgiving.
Posted by: RickZ at December 27, 2020 12:43 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Robert
carrots in chili mean no carrots for carrot cake ....
Although, I've made Moosewood Cookbook Vegetarian Chili (w/carrots) and it was wonderfully hot soup on a cold evening.
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:43 AM (LPnfS)
A Twatter thingy about Weird Al Yankovik.
https://tinyurl.com/y7k4ox8p
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:43 AM (1Yy3c)
It could turn out to be a far left loon, but, if BATFE and the FBI are involved, "not guilty."
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:40 AM (WEBkv)
The FBI will have their sniper team wipe out the suspect and their "compound" (or what other people call a neighborhood) so no trial needed.
And there will be no public inquiry into the FBI agents what it will turn out helped make the bomb and plan the thing either but couldn't follow up the sting as they had Christmas off.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)
So did my sister.
That car lasted over 200 thousand miles. Not bad for a gutless exploding wonder.
Ford still sells those engines. Guess that's one part of the design that didn't completely suck.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 12:45 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 27, 2020 12:46 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:47 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:48 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: PaleRider
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Yup. Just the thing when it's cold outside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 12:48 AM (L47aO)
Nashville
so what if this is some sort of set up but the FBI fukked the monkey and lost track of the patsy?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 27, 2020 12:48 AM (r4bSV)
But there has been no booze near me today.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:49 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 12:45 AM (SchxB)
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Well, the water controlled choke on the Pinto certainly was a piece of crap.
Only carburetor I ever worked on that was set up like that.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bete
Internet osmosis ... from the pic at the top of the thread ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:50 AM (LPnfS)
But there has been no booze near me today.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:49 AM (Ojki1)
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You typed clearly made meaning when making that post.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:51 AM (WEBkv)
But there has been no booze near me today.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:49 AM (Ojki1)
Yet I've been drinking and feel as if I haven't touched a drop.
Must be some kind of glitch in the Matrix.
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:51 AM (1Yy3c)
Drivetrain still rocked. But rust completely ate out the floor pans.
He didn't know I'd already learned to drive a stick, when at age 13, he let me "take a try" on an Anzo Borrego Desert road in CA. I ran through the gears like butter. And I'll never forget that stunned look of amazement on his face. lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 12:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bete
Internet osmosis ... from the pic at the top of the thread ...
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 12:50 AM (LPnfS)
Hmm. Interesting idea.
*Goes to find some kbdabear links*
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:53 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Robert at December 27, 2020 12:53 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 12:54 AM (WEBkv)
-
Multiple Myeloma sucks.
Posted by: Bete at December 27, 2020 12:54 AM (Ojki1)
Hhhhmmm.....
Posted by: Robert
Alas, too many secrets to keep.
So I have one (1) Amaretto sour on my B-day, if we can afford a night out ... and the bartender seems to know what he's doing.
Posted by: Adriane the Hot Soup on a Cold Evening Critic ... at December 27, 2020 01:00 AM (LPnfS)
is there any single defining moment of suckitude that deserves first
place in the Memory Hall of Shame?
Finding my son dead in his bed on the morning of Sep 12th.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 27, 2020 01:01 AM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)
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My sincere condolences. I was not aware of that.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 01:02 AM (WEBkv)
I nobody on internet, but sorry to hear about that
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 27, 2020 01:06 AM (r4bSV)
'Sall right. Nothing to be done for it now but carry on.
I did put his weather station back together. Was going to wait until he got his own place and put it there. No point to waiting now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:09 AM (SchxB)
Be well,you all.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 01:11 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: LTCHAM at December 26, 2020 11:39 PM (lREC9)
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Even more reason not to watch that dreck.
Posted by: SMH at December 27, 2020 01:15 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at December 27, 2020 01:16 AM (RU4sa)
so just like 4G but way faster ?
anyone??
Posted by: will
Current 5G implementations in the US are almost always slower than 4G. Speed has nothing to do with why carriers want to switch but they have to tell you that to pay for it.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 27, 2020 01:16 AM (IbxQb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)
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{{{Blanco}}}
Posted by: SMH at December 27, 2020 01:16 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 27, 2020 01:01 AM (r4bSV)
0.00 by any measure: Half gallons, liters, quarts, fifths, pints, mini-bar bottles, any measure.
Posted by: RickZ at December 27, 2020 01:19 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2020 01:19 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at December 27, 2020 01:22 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2020 01:25 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: klaftern at December 27, 2020 01:19 AM (RuIsu)
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wut?
Posted by: SMH at December 27, 2020 01:25 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 01:30 AM (KATBx)
Not a club I can recommend joining.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:33 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 01:34 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
That's for sure. There are days - months even - that I forget that I was widowed. But not a day goes by that something doesn't remind me of my lost little guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 27, 2020 01:35 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:36 AM (SchxB)
And I have to say I'm in complete agreement with blasters assessment of the Nashville thing. I think it was a disgruntled ATT employee who was off his rocker. Blaster I think you nailed it.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 01:41 AM (55Qr6)
YEsssssss... that is what we eat...
Right after we get the RNA Covid Virus immunization.
Posted by: Santa's Mutant Elves at December 27, 2020 01:42 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:00 AM (SchxB)
there is truly nothing worse, than loosing a child.
I know.
I'd like to tell you it gets better.
But that would be a lie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 27, 2020 01:45 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:56 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 01:41 AM (55Qr6)
I may have been close. Warner's father was a long time ATT employee.
Posted by: blaster at December 27, 2020 01:59 AM (ZfRYq)
F U Pixy
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 27, 2020 02:04 AM (SXMRB)
Now they have a pic of her. Attractive but not give her two houses attractive.
I have heard she might be a cam girl?
Posted by: blaster at December 27, 2020 02:04 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 02:06 AM (55Qr6)
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Not a club I can recommend joining.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - at December 27, 2020 01:33
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Too late. Unfortunately joined the club in 2010. My condolences on your loss.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 27, 2020 02:07 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: blaster at December 27, 2020 02:11 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 27, 2020 02:14 AM (DZprG)
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All of them, Mary. Thank-you for asking.
Posted by: lurk at December 27, 2020 02:16 AM (MIODZ)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 02:17 AM (KAi1n)
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all of them.
because i am a heartless, Army trained, baby killer, and i despise you.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 27, 2020 02:18 AM (SXMRB)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 01:30 AM (KATBx)
It hasn't happened yet and hopefully will not. Are you able to be in DC on the 6th?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 27, 2020 02:19 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:09 AM (SchxB)
Blanco, I'm glad you were able to do that. I have my son's fly rod that we started building, but never finished. I'll be finishing that in '21, I hope.
Posted by: Average Guy at December 27, 2020 02:19 AM (b2diN)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 27, 2020 02:20 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 02:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: government solutions at December 27, 2020 02:25 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 27, 2020 02:28 AM (KAi1n)
Bump up the character limit to 1,000, and maybe some more expository thoughts might find their way to the screen.
And trim down some of the limitations on whatever the fuck is stopping even simple posts, from posting.
Finally. Blanco. I'm in that club. Step Son at age 33. It'll never not suck. But, lots of us here, endure with you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 02:29 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 27, 2020 02:33 AM (bk3Sg)
I'll leave my house, completely unarmed, and bereft of guns or armaments of any kind, whatsoever. You do the same.
Those are my terms. Do you accept?
Winner keeps the Pay per View receipts, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 02:35 AM (QzJWU)
My condolences to you all. It's somewhat takes away the sorrow of our never being able to have kids. If we did and lost them that would be horrific.
You have these great kids in your lives for a Time. You were blessed for a bit.
The cards you are dealt in life sometimes suck bigly. But what are you going to do but perservere.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 02:39 AM (55Qr6)
Macy's Spanx some on the left, that is me thanks, not Macy's Spanx. B thanks that they are afraid Trump will really pull it off and get a second term. I think they're Running Scared.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2020 02:49 AM (55Qr6)
Yes, if YOU arrive in Galveston, then that is where the nozzle must then be inserted.
Wherever you might be, that is where the nozzle must then be inserted.
It will follow you, everywhere, you know. There is no escape.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 02:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 02:29 AM (QzJWU)
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Condolences Blanco... I too lost my oldest son in 2010 at the age of 16. I was in a hazy fog for a looong time after that.
You have my sincerest sympathy.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 27, 2020 02:59 AM (946rW)
raimodo's peace, such as it is, derives from drugs, delirium, debauchery and his own personal demons.
who give him scant rest before they bestir his mind again, to renew their torments from within.
This is truth, and this is known.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 27, 2020 03:03 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JROD at December 27, 2020 03:16 AM (0jZnq)
sticker was seen on the guys car that is parked in your driveway when
you're not home.
Posted by: JROD at December 27, 2020 03:16 AM (0jZnq)
Not at home? You know Raimondo watches. The humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 27, 2020 03:20 AM (946rW)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 03:53 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 03:59 AM (D/Ycl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 04:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at December 27, 2020 03:59 AM (D/Ycl)
6 a.m. Eastern; 3 a.m. your time.
Posted by: RickZ at December 27, 2020 04:13 AM (ldL4g)
Try shooting an arrow straight up with a compound bow, watching it go so high it disappears, only to be seen and again at the last second of "re-entry" to late to jump out of the way.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 27, 2020 04:51 AM (buTO7)
499 Goodnight, Horde. Tired of dealing with Pixycrap code problems stopping short posts going through.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com was dead, but it's getting better at December 27, 2020 01:56 AM (SchxB)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Ace at December 27, 2020 04:53 AM (sPDFQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 04:54 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: randy newman at December 27, 2020 04:56 AM (H5knJ)
*Some people would say I'm short
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:10 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 05:14 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Tyler Maxwell at December 27, 2020 05:15 AM (uEauf)
I love em short
I love em tall
That's not to say
I love em all
A tasty frame
Is where it's at
In that regard
I'm like Jack Spratt
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:17 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:19 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:20 AM (rco8e)
Not sure how I messed that up, running out before the weekend is over.
No running to the store here without dragging mom along, so I'm usually a better planner of what I need.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:22 AM (Z/jzm)
I used to have a neighbor that we would run next door if we were out of something at an odd hour. Kinda miss her.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:25 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:27 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:29 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:35 AM (rco8e)
Did you ever come up with a favorite TN song?
I'm torn between -
Old Martin and a Mandolin - about his dad
And
That's How You Make Love - written for his daughter
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:40 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:42 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:43 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:44 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:49 AM (Z/jzm)
I wish the sound quality on that Waiting for Angels vid was better.
They should have been recording that entire gig right out of the board.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:50 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:51 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2020 05:52 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:52 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 05:53 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 05:54 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Eromero at December 27, 2020 05:55 AM (8bJHg)
Whisper to a Scream is about his daughter when she was around 12, just in case. She is a pistol.
Gal at work was appalled he'd written a song like that about his wife.
Mornin', clutch!
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 05:56 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2020 05:59 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 05:59 AM (mpXpK)
Dating yourself?
I was a month shy of nine when I watched the Beatles their first time on Ed Sullivan.
Mornin' Ero, good sir.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:00 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:04 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2020 06:04 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 06:05 AM (Z/jzm)
Still dealing with some stabby pains and always there aches but it could be worse.
Did get about 3hrs straight in one of my sleep periods last night. Thankful for that.
Looks like Vic is about to bring it.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:05 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2020 06:05 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: clutch at December 27, 2020 06:08 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:08 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 27, 2020 06:11 AM (DUIap)
Always jumpy on long threads for me.
I'm always on phone.
clutch, I can understand that,,, I guess.
Please don't say it around grammie.
She loved em like I did.
It's the rap, hip hop and 80's metal I can't stand.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:13 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: colin at December 27, 2020 06:20 AM (ABmSO)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:23 AM (Cxk7w)
Rap isn't music, teej, hip hop stands shoulder to shoulder with rap and 80's metal is simply irritating.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 06:25 AM (KATBx)
So glad our future President is celebrating this holiday. She is getting blacker by the day. I assume she supports BLM, be 'black' and all.
Posted by: colin at December 27, 2020 06:31 AM (ABmSO)
Please, define or give a couple of examples of 80's metal.
And don't forget to add 'get off my lawn'.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 06:33 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:37 AM (Cxk7w)
Everybody have fun tonight
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:37 AM (5QBw6)
I was 11 when the Beatles first appeared on Ed Sullivan. It was an official Big Deal.
Aside from a few ballads like Michelle, Yesterday, and Blackbird, I don't think a lot of the Beatles songs have aged well. Having said that, I can still sing along with every damn one of them.
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 06:38 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:37 AM (Cxk7w)
Did you let it surrender properly?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:38 AM (5QBw6)
The lies just keep growing since the Democrats Propaganda ministry will never call them on it.
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:39 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 06:38 AM (7EjX1)
So what do you call a release of songs?
Albums
a book with blank pages used for making a collection (as of autographs, stamps, coins, or photographs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:40 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: colin at December 27, 2020 06:31 AM (ABmSO)
My Ohio born wife is blacker than Commielala.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:41 AM (5QBw6)
Thank you, irongrampa.
Crotchety, hmm, how's this...
No imagination. I hate God and love death lyrics (when you can understand em) a screamin' demon for a vocalist and masturbatory, fretboard exercises on guitar with again, no imagination.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:41 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:42 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 06:42 AM (Z/jzm)
What a year. I hope you all have faired well. The theft and cheating make me want to RESIST WE MUCH. Still have not decided what is the best way.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:44 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 06:38 AM (7EjX1)
Get Back
Back in the USSR
Helter Skelter
I think these song still rock on!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:45 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 06:46 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: colin at December 27, 2020 06:20 AM (ABmSO)
Twin Peaks>>>>>Hooters
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:46 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 06:48 AM (KATBx)
Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Our Kwanzaa celebrations are one of my favorite childhood memories.
Our findings: FALSE
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:49 AM (5QBw6)
CBS News
@CBSNews
Medical schools see surge in applicants, thanks to "Fauci effect"
As Car Salesmen have become reformed, lying mutha fukrs now moving into medicine.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:51 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:52 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:53 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:54 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:55 AM (mpXpK)
POLITICO
A 3-acre warehouse full of 4 million books in suburban Maryland curates shelves for Washington offices, hotels, TV sets and, now, Zoom backdrops
Mine would be 1984, F 451, Brave New World over and over with sign
NOT INSTRUCTION MANUALS
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:55 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:55 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yclryqp8
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 06:52 AM (rco8e)
Them Georgia girls are always on my mind
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (5QBw6)
https://tinyurl.com/y85sh9xl
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yclryqp8
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
I think it took Stossel about 3 years and 5 k.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:56 AM (5QBw6)
https://tinyurl.com/ycy37mkn
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:57 AM (5QBw6)
I do not understand why there was not a universal FU regardless of denomination when the idea of restricting the right to worship was introduced. Seems a no-brainer.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 27, 2020 06:57 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 06:59 AM (Cxk7w)
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man I had a dreadful flight
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 06:59 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 06:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 07:00 AM (mpXpK)
And still not reporting from military services to FBI to lock back ground checks!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:00 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 07:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mongerel at December 27, 2020 07:01 AM (Crpt6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 07:02 AM (z3Wsk)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 07:00 AM (mpXpK)
Maybe the gerbils are getting wiser!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:03 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: jsg at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (AQvMv)
I'm not a fan of Death Metal either, and I 'll give you Motley Crue and Whitesnake as examples of suck but I'd draw the line at AC/DC. I mean c'mon Thunderstruck and Shoot to Thrill are classics.
And Eddie Van Halen wasn't just some guy doing fretboard exercises on his guitar with no imagination.
Seriously?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 07:02 AM (z3Wsk)
There real skills are faking emails and fucking each other.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (5QBw6)
@602 - And here i always thought it was...
And Jo-Jo's always on my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
mi-i-ind.
Thanks for straightening me out on the Georgia part.
I blame cheap speakers.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:04 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:05 AM (Cxk7w)
So really what they are saying of FOAD to 90%!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:08 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:09 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 07:10 AM (mpXpK)
They love pushing their Fake Noose.
Posted by: jsg at December 27, 2020 07:12 AM (AQvMv)
Crotchety, first solo of Eddie's i thought was well written for the song, that I had heard anyway, was on Beat It.
The radio was losing me by then.
And it took Sammy to teach em what Rock 'n' Roll was.
Eddie nowhere close to, say, Alvin Lee or Jimi, among others.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:12 AM (rco8e)
625 New York City Approving Barely 10% Of New Gun Permits
So really what they are saying of FOAD to 90%!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:08 AM (5QBw6)
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They say that so many different ways besides. The population actually is fucking off, and taking their tax revenue with them. Many are wondering what the bolsheviks plan to do with the abandoned buildings.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 27, 2020 07:12 AM (t5m5e)
The Hill
Dr. Jill Biden: "Even as our celebrations are dimmed, we know that this won't be forever, and brighter days are coming soon."
Dr Mrs First Lady McBiden, Degendered of the Mask
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:13 AM (5QBw6)
They will have to take guns from people so they do not shoot themselves after attending the HR lectures.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:16 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 27, 2020 07:17 AM (ju2Fy)
***
Why? Because they're good enough, they're smart enough, and doggone it, they just CAN!
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2020 07:17 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Vic at December 27, 2020 07:10 AM (mpXpK)
Mine is running on empty. It is cobbled together piece of shit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:17 AM (5QBw6)
I have other examples where COVID isnt the underlying cause of death, where we have a fall. Another example is we have a freshwater drowning. We have dementia. We have a stroke and multiorgan failure
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:19 AM (5QBw6)
I'm not a guitar player, hell I can't play any musical instruments but in my mind Stevie Ray Vaughn > Alvin Lee.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:19 AM (5XK0y)
They love pushing their Fake Noose.
Posted by: jsg at December 27, 2020 07:12 AM (AQvMv)
Since Paddock and the bogus Vegas report this is my view too. Loyal to Obama and graft
Posted by: CN at December 27, 2020 07:21 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB at December 27, 2020 07:21 AM (iTXRQ)
I really should add that tastes in music vary just like in food, paintings and everything else.
On the other hand, anyone who doesn't like real maple syrup on French Toast, well, I just can't even...
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:22 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:22 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 07:23 AM (7EjX1)
Concur. Good music, good food and good company are the stuff life is made for. And long distance motorcycle rides.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:27 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 07:23 AM (7EjX1)
*doing peanuts dance*
da da da da da
da da
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:27 AM (5QBw6)
Biden Calls on Trump to Sign Pork-Filled Relief Bill That Only Gives $600 Direct Payments
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:28 AM (5QBw6)
Thanks Joe Thanks Commielala
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:29 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:30 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JTB at December 27, 2020 07:31 AM (7EjX1)
Charlie would sell your daughters to Mexico whorehouses to keep his yard maintenance cost to less than 50 bux.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:32 AM (5QBw6)
I'd just say that I have a play list on the phone that ranges from Strauss and Vivaldi to Vitamin String Quartet to Oingo Boingo to Johnny Cash, so I may not be the best judge of musical tastes. I can listen to almost anything, but I have to draw the line at grunge and gangster rap.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:32 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:19 AM (5XK0y)
Duane Allman.
/fin
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 27, 2020 07:33 AM (XH/UL)
And to me, Stevie was about as overrated as they come.
Okay, maybe not as bad as Kurt Cobain, still...
Listen to the entire A Space in Time album.
Imagination is important.
Just like lyrics.
But that's just me.
Hell, I know a few guys, just in my little neck of the woods, that can play Stevie's stuff just as well as he did.
Stevie played the notes on Little Wing, mostly.
Jimi made the notes come alive.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:33 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2020 07:33 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:35 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2020 07:36 AM (arJlL)
Darn it. Didn't have time to reply to JTB's folk music.
The Seekers!!!
And DS 910 brings up another of the greats.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:37 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at December 27, 2020 07:40 AM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2020 07:40 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:43 AM (5XK0y)
Crotchety, I love a ton of different stuff too.
Sounds like we agree more than disagree on this subject.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:44 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 07:44 AM (3D/fK)
Anyway, I think FZ was one of the greatest, in the top ten and severely under rated. I get that his style was often not for everyone though, he weedled to entertain himself as much as anyone.
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 07:45 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:47 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: jsg at December 27, 2020 07:50 AM (IIsTT)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 27, 2020 07:51 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:51 AM (5XK0y)
"Not really"
-- Boston Marathon runners
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 07:52 AM (bDqIh)
At some point back in the 90s I began to notice how boring and simple the chord progressions were. How many chord changes are in "Can't Buy Me Love"? 4? It's just really dull, and it goes round and round in the same little rut.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at December 27, 2020 07:52 AM (fNoYU)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 07:53 AM (bDqIh)
This conversation is really making me wish I could break the Taylor out.
I know darn good and well my right shoulder and arm would start cussing me within 10 seconds of being stretched around that dreadnought though.
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 07:53 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 27, 2020 07:54 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 07:54 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: wing at December 27, 2020 07:55 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 07:55 AM (z3Wsk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:51 AM (5XK0y)
Isn't she always grumpy?
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 07:56 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 07:56 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 27, 2020 07:57 AM (nxdel)
I saw Adam Corolla interviewed on The Rubin Report, the guy has so much common sense.
The kind of common sense totally absent among our ruling class, who are totally alienated from any common, real life experiences.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2020 07:57 AM (EZebt)
Ha! You can watch a video of Jimi doing Voodoo Child in some small outdoor venue and watch the reaction in the crowd, then watch SRV doing his first concert in the Montruex. The reaction is almost identical. And I think David Bowie was the only one who realized at that time what kind of potential SRV had.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 07:58 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 07:58 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 07:59 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 27, 2020 08:00 AM (Mooke)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:00 AM (fyLR9)
--
I read SRV's biography years ago. I remember reading that he was kind of hurt how badly Bowie treated him during Let's Dance. Or, I should say, Bowie practically ignored him. It bothered him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 08:01 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 08:01 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:01 AM (ab0zp)
She fakes it pretty good, but last night she was an order of magnitude grumpier. She was spitting mad, and you could literally see her flush as she progressed through her diatribe.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:02 AM (5XK0y)
--
Revolution would get some good air play these days.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 08:03 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:03 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:03 AM (fyLR9)
Small burns on my fingertips from checking to see if the liquid had handed in the mold yet.
And the smell...
I see that the smell was even mentioned in the article.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:04 AM (3D/fK)
I feel like there's probably a Rick Beato video or two that disputes the "meh" argument. I have been enjoying his videos since someon linked to him a month or so back.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 08:05 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 08:05 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 08:06 AM (z3Wsk)
I love to listen to Rude Mood/Hideaway. It's pretty close to the epitome of chillaxin and jamming, and beer dinking music.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:06 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:06 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:01 AM (ab0zp)
Unintentional injuries are the leading cause of death for Americans aged 1-44 years old.
Unintentional injuries include opioid overdoes (unintentional poisoning), motor vehicle crashes, and unintentional falls.
Suicide is now the 2nd leading cause of death for this 1-44 age group, and numbers of suicides continue to rise.
Homicide remains in the top 5 leading causes of death for the 1-44 age group.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:07 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 08:07 AM (z3Wsk)
Mornin' Lizzy, Jewells and the rest of you nooners.
Longbow? Crossbows?
Compound bows for the win!!
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 08:07 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 08:06 AM (z3Wsk)
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Creepy Crawlers
Strange Change Machine
Woodburning tools
Jarts
Pocket knife
Chemistry set
Wrist rocket
And I still have ten fingers and both eyes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:08 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:09 AM (5QBw6)
Yep.
In another flashback...
I had one of those little chemistry sets as a kid.
Neighbor was a chemistry major, and taught me how to make gunpowder.
Dad told me to take that stuff out in the shed, if I was gonna keep experimenting.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:09 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:10 AM (Z/jzm)
Pocket knife
Chemistry set
Wrist rocket
And I still have ten fingers and both eyes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:08 AM (Dc2NZ)
Jorts>>>>Jarts
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:10 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 08:10 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:10 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:11 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:11 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:06 AM (3D/fK)
Yes.
Either way.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 27, 2020 08:11 AM (XH/UL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:11 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:04 AM (3D/fK)
Aw, beat me to it! That is always the first thing I remember about that toy.
Also, the goo that you smeared around the end of straw and blew plastic bubbles. What toxic nonsense was that made of?
Posted by: Sal at December 27, 2020 08:14 AM (KTdeA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2020 08:14 AM (I58tH)
It is a toy that should never be mixed with #0 buckshot. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:14 AM (5XK0y)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:15 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:15 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 27, 2020 08:15 AM (nxdel)
Lizzy, I've really been enjoying a little gal on utube, Sina.
Quite the little drummer for her age.
Just get a kick out of how much fun she's having and how "into it" she is.
Sina or Sina drums in the search box will get you there.
Crum. Need to put this fone on the charger.
Later Gators.
Thanks for the discussion, COJ!
Posted by: TeeJ at December 27, 2020 08:15 AM (rco8e)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:16 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 08:17 AM (z3Wsk)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:10 AM (Z/jzm)
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It's a slingshot with a metal brace that fits over your wrist, and it flings big lead BBs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:17 AM (Dc2NZ)
Oh my word, I forgot about that goo!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 08:17 AM (bDqIh)
You'll put its eye out!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:17 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (O+I8R)
Wow it's kinda neat. I grew up poor, we made our own
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (fyLR9)
Recently discovered alien technology.
Martian snot, maybe.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:19 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:20 AM (Dc2NZ)
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That nauseating smell! Yecch!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:18 AM (Dc2NZ)
===
Silly String had a signature odor too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 27, 2020 08:20 AM (EZebt)
Heh! In the Sandbox, we had a two man slingshot made from surgical tubing and a pocket from a old pair of cammies that would launch a water balloon about 100 yards.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:20 AM (5XK0y)
That crap would burn your skin like acid if you got it on you.
But, the blast was actually pretty safe.
I think you can still buy them new.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:21 AM (3D/fK)
Exercised, cleaned up and shaved, slopped the feline hogs, and cooked up a nice traditional American breakfast. No, not the kind with a beer for dessert. Scrambled eggs in a smooth copper pan, and sausage patties in the small oiled cast-iron pan I received good advice yesterday about using. Yes, I cleaned the pan after with salt and a paper towel, and have driven off the last of the moisture by heating it on medium.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2020 08:21 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:21 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:22 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 27, 2020 08:22 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:22 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 07:55 AM (z3Wsk)
LOL
Posted by: jsg at December 27, 2020 08:22 AM (AQvMv)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:21 AM (ab0zp)
737 Teddy Chainsaw Bear
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:22 AM (5QBw6)
ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:23 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:23 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
I read that as Oregon Muse's crotch.
(but don't tell anybody)
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2020 08:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Lady
is thst the stuff you put at the end of a tiny straw to inflate?
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at December 27, 2020 08:24 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 27, 2020 08:24 AM (rpbg1)
Ha! Improvisations. Gotta find your fun where you can, right?
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:25 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 27, 2020 08:25 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2020 08:25 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:25 AM (5QBw6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2020 08:26 AM (z3Wsk)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:27 AM (Z/jzm)
AUSTIN Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent stay at home order to all of California.
We urge all Californians to, please, consider the lives of other people, and just stay in California. We dont want you here. Youve made your horribly uncomfortable bed and now you have to lie in it, Abbott said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:27 AM (5QBw6)
Specific brand.
https://tinyurl.com/y7s7agtn
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Something definitely regional about it.
Website site has warning for Cali residents: May cause Cancer or Reproductive Harm.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 27, 2020 08:30 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 27, 2020 08:31 AM (3H9h1)
Tops... remember Whizzers?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Kids that wet themselves ?
Posted by: JT at December 27, 2020 08:32 AM (arJlL)
*snort* My oldest girl lives in Round Rock. I understand completely.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2020 08:32 AM (5XK0y)
Hell, in California they apply the same warning to sunlight, earths atmosphere, distilled water and puppy dogs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:32 AM (3D/fK)
Yes!!!!
Wooden ones, and plastic ones if I remember correctly.
Didn't you hold them inverted to throw?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 27, 2020 08:34 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 27, 2020 08:34 AM (cknjq)
Everything in Cali causes cancer or reproductive harm. Good thing we have the Rockies to protect us all here back East.
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:34 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 27, 2020 08:30 AM (ju2Fy)
So, same warning as for air?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 27, 2020 08:34 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 27, 2020 08:35 AM (ab0zp)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 27, 2020 08:35 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: f'd at December 27, 2020 08:36 AM (fyLR9)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:37 AM (Z/jzm)
So very unsafe!
Oh, we'd also move the two outside seats out of the way (sling 'em over the side bar), and then straddle the seat and swing from end to end.
Amazing what a little imagination and poor supervision enables, lol.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 27, 2020 08:37 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 27, 2020 08:25 AM (5QBw6)
Some people just aren't equal enough; so we need a commission to "formally and anonymously" decide when to put a thumb on the scale...
all in the name of equity, of course.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 27, 2020 08:38 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 27, 2020 08:40 AM (H8QX8)
Jumping off and sailing as far as possible.
I swear that helped me be good at long jump and the high jump in gym class!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 27, 2020 08:40 AM (Z/jzm)
Quite the little drummer for her age.
Just get a kick out of how much fun she's having and how "into it" she is.
Sina or Sina drums in the search box will get you there
=====
I see your Sina and raise a 8 year old Yoyoka
https://youtu.be/91pz1E8pAOY
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 27, 2020 09:13 AM (d6mdH)
This happens in countries that grow rich. (altho we're one of the only for this to happen in recent history)
Be glad we haven't resorted to death games and legalized murder. (well we're almost there but not yet)
And it's gotten especially noticeable because there are so many who are not employed. And yet we see the country itself is managing.
This will impact hiring (and firing) decisions for years to come.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 27, 2020 12:38 PM (fXh1h)
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