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Deborah Birx, Hot Off Having a Dinner With Her Family on Thanksgiving But Insisting It Was Not a Thanksgiving Dinner With Her Family, Says She'll Help Biden Transition, Then Retire
It's almost as if ushering Biden was her main goal all along!
White House coronavirus response coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx said she is looking to retire, though she did not nail down a timeline. She told news site Newsy that she is willing to first help President-elect Joe Biden's team with its coronavirus response as needed. "I will be helpful in any role that people think I can be helpful in, and then I will retire," Birx told the news outlet.If you missed it: Birx travelled for Thanksgiving right after telling people to not travel for Thanksgiving. She compounded this by lying, claiming she didn't travel for Thanksgiving but to "winterize" a family property that just coincidentally had to be winterized Thanksgiving week, and lied further that she had obeyed her own rules because she had only had dinner with "immediate family." It then came out that, like most older people, her immediate family were all adults living in different households. So yes, this was in fact a violation of her own orders. And now that she's destroyed the economy and got Biden enough help that he could cheat his way into a coup, she's going to retire. Fuck these people. Burn. It. Down.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tbodie at December 22, 2020 05:05 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: President-elect Iris at December 22, 2020 05:06 PM (0MnEQ)
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:06 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: tbodie at December 22, 2020 05:06 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (N3El/)
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (MxEKc)
Fire her ass now. Send her stuff to her in a box. It's what she did to millions through her advice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (xfb67)
TRUMP was the coup (attempt). Not enough people are realizing this. Even Trump didn't truly realize HE was the coup. Had he realized this, 98% of the Executive Branch would have been fired Day 1. This'll be the most peaceful transition of power in history because their side never left power to begin with!
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Are you planning to burn the place down? Maybe you shouldn't talk about that in public.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (WkPC9)
I'm sick of the word transition in all forms.
Burn it all down indeed.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (ovk6y)
convince people that a whole lot of Trump's administration was on Team
Biden all along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (trdmm)
It's not Team Biden as much as Team Deep State.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Dr. Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (fIHXk)
@JordanSchachtel
Thoughts and prayers to Deborah Birx, who couldn't handle an ounce of scrutiny, but ruined tens of millions of American lives through her insane advocacy. Good luck with your future cushy Gates board posts! A real hero.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (Ex7Xs)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)
10 2 MILLION+ OATHKEEPERS GAVE TRUMP UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACT AGAINST THE COMMIES OR THEY GO KINETIC.
Just wait 2 weeks! Then something will happen.
Or just go kinetic on Christmas.
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (KqiMr)
whole lot of Trump's administration was on Team Biden all along.
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bill Candy Barr at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: wokers for all at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (9/sZ8)
Burn. It. Down.
Sounds like a plan!
Let me know what you need, I can bring it along with a cooler full of beer.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (L8ADy)
Says She'll Help Biden Transition, Then Retire
Biden is becoming a woman?
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (PtOP4)
hah. he is transitioning from a senile old man to a senile old lady. historic first tranny president ftw
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (a0IVu)
And Harris is becoming a man. It'll be the first double-tranny administration in history.
(I apologize for making such a crude joke in "mixed company").
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (trdmm)
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I remember telling my siblings back on March 13, when I was moving my son back home from college. They didn't believe me then.
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Barry Soetero at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (jI02I)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (fIHXk)
I think they're just rubbing our noses in their dogshit at this point.
Posted by: ChiefIllinicake at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (aSNFM)
Eh.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (EbSTN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (lgiXo)
>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (WkPC9)
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:11 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (Oka5v)
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This^^^
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (o9apC)
Biden is becoming a woman?
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (PtOP4)
She's becoming a doctor.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (EbSTN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (OVEfo)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)
Not with Toobin's dick.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:13 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (xT2tT)
That's a fair statement; Biden is just an avatar for the Deep State, and he won't be around long. My guess is Kamala will be installed in less than a year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:13 PM (trdmm)
I'm reasonably sure that she wanted to stay in the new Plugs Administration.
Problem is, she's a fucking wuss. The tiniest bit of criticism about her Thanksgiving dinner and she starts bawling in her scarf and runs home in tears.
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 05:13 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:13 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (0QYMt)
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (Zmnko)
Just slap a few bales of hay under the camper, and and put on some plywood skirting. Good to go.
Who the fuck waits until November to "winterize" anything, anyway?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (a0IVu)
And Harris is becoming a man. It'll be the first double-tranny administration in history.
(I apologize for making such a crude joke in "mixed company").
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (6dXV7)
Manual and auto? What about CVTs, you binary hater.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:10 PM (KqiMr)
Go all George Washington on them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (0YKx9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
She was that little girl.
(How do adults come up with these, bs, no thought, no meaning phrases anyway?)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (Rvt88)
(from the History of the World, part 1)
Count de Monet: "I've come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting."
King Louis XVI: "You said it! They stink on ice!"
Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (WkPC9)
The gathering did not happen "on Thanksgiving."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7f37xdb
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (EbSTN)
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (Zmnko)
If he's actually inaugurated, his speech will be grounds for the 25th Amendment.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (+sD5M)
Biden is becoming a woman?
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (PtOP4)
She's becoming a doctor.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (EbSTN)
I hope by "transition" she means "crossing over", as in River Styx. Joe can wear a captain's hat (Kristol doesn't need his).
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (L8ADy)
What do I win?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (3H9h1)
$600
Posted by: CONgress at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (fIHXk)
> I say 6 months
They'll try to drag him halfway through, even if he's on a respirator, so Kamaltoe gets two full terms and nearly half of Biden's.
If he croaks before the halfway point, she only gets a term and a half.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (EGSGm)
Biden all along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (trdmm)
It's not Team Biden as much as Team Deep State.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (xT2tT)
It's team Republican Party.
Posted by: GOP at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (cDKv8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (+y/Ru)
@seanmdav
The White House announced today that Trump signed an order on Dec. 18 giving John Durham the authority to present classified information to a grand jury investigating the Russian collusion hoax.
Previous DOJ regulations required the consent of the specific classifying agency.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (Ex7Xs)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:09 PM (WkPC9)
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Fen, no. I apparently made my point poorly.
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (o9apC)
And it's only going to add $2700 to your share of the public debt!
Such a bargain!
Loan sharks look down on the ethics of Congress.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (lOr+7)
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: CONgress
Nope... I make too much. Even in retirement. And should I get $600 I'll spend my half on something frivolous like booze or a box of ammo. The Mrs. gets the other half. Don't ask what she'll do with it.....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:17 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (EGSGm)
Drs. Howard, Fine, and Howard had more class. And brains.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (mzC78)
You're a dick!
But less than the other troll DICK!!
Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (PiO1Y)
I hear Kamaltoe is pretty good at driving a stick.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (6dXV7)
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Biden the Lightbearer. Or, in Latin, Lucifer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Biden is becoming a woman?
Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 05:07 PM (PtOP4)
She's becoming a doctor.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:12 PM (EbSTN)
I'd go for under 6 months as well. A lot of that is this clown is going to start giving them major grief as his dementia gets worse. He'll be under the delusion he's calling the shots, not Obama and ValJar. He's already been saying the quiet parts out loud, he's going to be even more of an embarrassment. They pretty much have to put him out in front of cameras at some point. Well, maybe not. They've given up any pretense of having to look legitimate. Still, he's gone. Obama never liked him anyway.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (+sD5M)
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How's things, amigo?
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (MVjcR)
We have nothing to fear, but fear of everything, or something.
Posted by: Tofer732 at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (fiBkQ)
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (Zmnko)
I originally thought Biden would get 2 years + 1 day. In this post constitution Amerika, no need to worry about that pesky 22nd amendment crap.
Posted by: tbodie at December 22, 2020 05:19 PM (LkzOc)
Posted by: Deb Birx at December 22, 2020 05:19 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 22, 2020 05:19 PM (4uSHG)
Where they're showing to be real shitweasels, it's the fucking DEMOCRATS that are the most evil.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:19 PM (+sD5M)
Say wht you want about that goofy old cripple...his policies had legs!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 05:19 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (cDKv8)
It be a shame if her scarf got caught on a table saw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (5xQgm)
That's not frivolous. I don't even know you people.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Some Chinese Spy about to finish up at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
John Gill isn't doing a thing but reading what's been written for him on the teleprompter. He doesn't know what day of the week it is let alone create a political strategy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (0YKx9)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:16 PM (MVjcR)
LIES!
Tell us something only the real Weasel would know.
What's the difference between .45 Auto and .45 ACP?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (L8ADy)
How's things, amigo?
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:18 PM (MVjcR)
Not bad. FIL came out of surgery pretty well, so that's good. Bud picked up some ribs and fixins and dropped them off at the house for us to eat since we'll be busy with that, but I'm stuck here in the Data Center waiting for Dell to fix their stuff.........
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
The thing Joe is trying is to remember what he wants for dinner. It's his handlers who are making him say stuff.
Joe is a puppet, even more so than O Bumbles was.
I'd feel sorry for the dementia-ridden dotard were he not such an awful human being for all of his life.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
Gaylord, as reprehensible as he was, did have the knack of acquiring cult followers.
There is no Cult of Kamaltoe, nor will there ever be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (6dXV7)
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt88)
Proper reply is ' I'll spend half of it on booze and ammo and waste the other half on something frivolous. '
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (2DOZq)
Santa, I was nice!
Posted by: GOP at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (cDKv8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (PiO1Y)
Unless there is a GlobalPlague and stuff. Then? Bring in some new blood and energy. Duh.
What a fucking hero.
Hope Pelosi goes next. I kinda hope she croaks first though. And soon. Is that bad? Well, I think I hate a lot of people these days.
Posted by: Doctor Denny Crane! at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (uc+oy)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (L8ADy)
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Same thing!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Two Weeks at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (ELnqd)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (6dXV7)
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (l3+k2)
Or the rear wheel of a Bugatti roadster.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (mzC78)
you would think the head of waffl house would be "guy in charge", chief wafflier or something.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (PiO1Y)
{{{{{{Ben Had}}}}}}
Thank you so very much.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (+sD5M)
Nobody wants to admit to knowing the girl that will blow you in the alley, next to the dumpster.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (JQIdL)
109 It be a shame if her scarf got caught on a table saw.
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt8
Outboard motor prop.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)
The Wit and Wisdom of DOCTOR Birx's Scarves
by The Usual Gang of Idiots.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (HaL55)
"It wasn't thanksgiving dinner, ok? We at at noon so it was more like lunch. Look, the Turkey was over cooked and no one liked it."
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (x8Wzq)
You know what makes me sad? He has no idea he's losing his mind to dementia. At least with other diseases, you KNOW you've got it. Dementia? No friggin' clue. He's positive he's large and in charge and is every bit the asshole he was just 5 years ago.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (L8ADy)
Only moving part is how to blame it on Trump.
Watch them pull a false flag by the FBI and have some coked up meth head draped in a MAGA flag snipe biden juuuuuuuuuust after the oath of office.
Tell me Valjar and Odicklicker have not thought that same thought out loud and sent Brennan out to fix it.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (+sD5M)
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Eeeeeww! Sounds like work.
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (MVjcR)
Am I going to have to always refer to 'Biden's team' when I talk about Joe's plans? I thought it was a given.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (PiO1Y)
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt8
Outboard motor prop.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)
Shark.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (L8ADy)
Same difference as between the 9 mm Luger, the 9 mm parabellum, and the 9 X19.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Not enough spine there to make an amoeba.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (H5knJ)
So many old people in power. Old people that screech about sharing the wealth and have wealth but refuse to share by simply retiring and opening up a great job for someone else.
Posted by: Doctor Denny Crane! at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (uc+oy)
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt8
Outboard motor prop.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)
Shark.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
Trebuchet.
Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (mzC7
Beat me to it!
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Ben Had
He'd even lose an argument with it.
"You know! The thing!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (Rvt88)
Eeeeeww! Sounds like work.
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (MVjcR)
Well, this round is more like babysitting.
I've done some work today....but I'm watching this guy do his thing, which is providing remote access for other guys to do their thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (+sD5M)
109 It be a shame if her scarf got caught on a table saw.
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (Rvt8
Outboard motor prop.
How about (D) - all of the above.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (SScvq)
Little-known fact: Isadora Duncan founded the Duncan yo-yo company. She was attempting her famous "human yo-yo" trick when she came to grief.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (+sD5M)
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Glad to hear your FIL is OK.
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (o2MD2)
A trick answer for a trick question. Typical horde.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (L8ADy)
Outboard motor prop.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM (l3+k2)
Shark.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (t+qrx)
Trebuchet.
Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
Chipper / Shredder?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (+sD5M)
It be a shame if her scarf got caught on a table saw.
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:21 PM (l3+k2)
Beware of convertibles...
Posted by: Zombie Isadora Duncan at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (EGyGV)
I'm ready for Christmas! (Except for the cooking tomorrow).
Screw the left.
They don't play by their asinine rules and neither will I.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Full Semi Auto at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (ntg4m)
It be a shame if her scarf got caught on a table saw.
Elevator door.
Posted by: davidt
Drill press. Will rip your scalp off without killing you.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM
Outboard motor prop.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 05:23 PM
Shark.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM
starving Pomeranians on meth...vicious little fcukers
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (WtN8a)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Duke, then the correct lesson to learn from this is. . . . . ?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (Rvt88)
.......
but she will easily steal re-election.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7f37xdb
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (EbSTN)
Glad to hear your FIL is OK.
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:25 PM (MVjcR)
Much appreciated, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (MxEKc)
Oh, they'll TRY, but they won't succeed.
The woman is so unlikable that she was forced to drop out of her own party's primary without winning a single delegate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah, you're absolutely right. mea culpa. Shorthand, if you will. Cheers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (mzC7
Beat me to it!
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% mor
Especially when she's trying to drive away in a Huff.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (lgiXo)
Put her next to Susan Rice, play some Sara McLaughlin over the top of it and it'll look like a bleg for an Australian Mammal NICU ward.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (WtN8a)
I'll share a foxhole with you.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (SScvq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7f37xdb
She still traveled and met with Family members during the Thanksgiving holidays
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (Zmnko)
https://tinyurl.com/y9av2plm
BBL. Ima go winterize something.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (MxEKc)
MS-13 tats.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (t+qrx)
Or a lathe.. I hear that can be quite painful.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (mzC7
Beat me to it!
Yeah, all you assholes always think that's really funny...
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (4uSHG)
I'm ready for Christmas! (Except for the cooking tomorrow).
Screw the left.
They don't play by their asinine rules and neither will I.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (TdMsT)
CRAP!!!! I need to pull the turkey out of the freezer so it's thawed in time........
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (Rvt8
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To not stop drinking in the first place?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: The Proscription List at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Bingo! And see, outsiders think we are numbskulls.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (Rvt88)
I really don;t understand these politicians and their quislings. I worked and saved so I could enjoy my retirement and spend time with my family and grandkids. These politicians like Pelosi and Biden, Feinstein and the rest in their 70's, 80's even into their 90's just continuing to run for office and go to work often far from family, spouses and normal life until the day they die. Is the power such an aphrodisiac that you give up everything that makes life worth living?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (sd8p8)
What's the difference between .45 Auto and .45 ACP?
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (L8ADy)
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Same thing!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (MVjcR)
.45 ACP is the cartridge.
.45 Auto is the pistol that chambers .45 ACP
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (sX1BW)
Never use the drive belt of a piece of running machinery as a masturbatory aid. Never.
https://darwinawards.com /stupid/stupid1998-10.html
(remove space, and I apologize for posting this in "mixed company")
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM (MxEKc)
.......
Frankenstein bolts?
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (o2MD2)
Ho Harris I think has some drive as Leftist upper echelon often do but she won't stand in their way either.
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (Cxk7w)
Was in Barnes and Noble couple nights ago in the kid section and there was already a children's book about her. I didn't look at it because it made me so mad.
Posted by: skywch at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (Y/Ps0)
that is where the bruising from rough sex is
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (4Jold)
Sure she is. Hillary won a ton of delegates in the primary. Kamaltoe won zero.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: Sponge
So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (AwPyG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7f37xdb
She still traveled and met with Family members during the Thanksgiving holidays
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:27 PM (Zmnko)
Yep. The way you've just put it is accurate.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (EbSTN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 05:24 PM (H5knJ)
Man, we just can't let this happen. This "person" just cannot be the first woman POTUS this country has. Fuck, I'd even feel better with Hillary, at least she's professional grade evil.
They've already turned Kamala into an African American, I can't even begin to wrap my brain around having to listen to this hideous semi-retarded scold for 4 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:20 PM (L8ADy)
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Same thing!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:22 PM (MVjcR)
What a minute. I thought we're supposed to ask things like who won the 1944 World Series and who Betty Grable is dating to see if he's the real one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (0YKx9)
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You forgot about the money. But it is a trick question. For these totalitarian monsters, the power is what makes life worth living. Lording over you is what it is all about.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (sX1BW)
.45 Auto is the pistol that chambers .45 ACP
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (EGyGV
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I also don't know who won the World Series in 1942.
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
Hickey. Don't ask how I know. Sacred Honor, you know.
Posted by: Fauci at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (0YKx9)
I wish that we had men like Washington around.
Now, whoever goes first goes to jail.
We live in a fascist state
Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (KqiMr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (sd8p
They are providing for their kids and grandkids who would not achieve nearly as much or earn even a fraction of what they do without their powerful old grannies and grandpas. It's their legacy
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (ONvIw)
.45 Auto is the pistol that chambers .45 ACP
Posted by: DOCTOR! IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2020 05:29 PM (EGyGV)
What about an Automatic Colt Pistol ?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: ShainS at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (2s+Jh)
Was in Barnes and Noble couple nights ago in the kid section and there was already a children's book about her. I didn't look at it because it made me so mad.
Posted by: skywch at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (Y/Ps0)
You should have burned down the store. At least, that is what I have learned from the Left.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
Maybe its the style in DC
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (o2MD2)
It's where Lord Voldemort is attached.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: m
everybody knows the China virus doesn't spread on Black Friday
Posted by: x at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Duke, then the correct lesson to learn from this is. . . . . ?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:26 PM
***
Just finished a Zoom call with the company I consult to.
I was, apparently, the only one drinking.
Long pregnant pause when I hoisted my brew.
Then I burped.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
At least Joe would be entertaining... on the few occasions his handlers would let him out
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (Zmnko)
_____________
I usually don't wrap outside pipes until late December or January, because temps don't usually drop below freezing until then.
Of course, I live in the AZ desert, and Scarfie doesn't.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 05:28 PM (nxdel)
{{{Jewells}}}
I'm so sorry, dahlin.
I just got off the phone with a friend. She is hosting dinner for her five kids, their spouses and nine grandchildren.
One of her sons and his wife demand that no food be served, because it would spread covid.
I begged my friend not to give in to the insanity.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (yQpMk)
Maybe its the style in DC
hers is where her boyfriend gets a handhold during doggy
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (ONvIw)
Sure she is. Hillary won a ton of delegates in the primary. Kamaltoe won zero.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (6dXV7)
........
and her laugh is even worse. Like testicles on a cheese grater.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
The last year of RBG's "life" was the dress rehearsal for what they'll be doing with Biden. He'll be making "statements" and allegedly doing stuff but will rarely be seen, tapering off to never seen. They'll keep him going as along as they want, even after he is a complete vegetable, and the media will play right along.
Posted by: Bigsmith at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (G/mW5)
Easy.. They can just not eat
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
Biden's will be a double bubble transition --
1. From "senile private citizen," to "senile private citizen pretending to be President after massive election fraud."
2. To "Corpse," making way for "another international laughingstock pretending to be President."
Doctor Birx publicly admits she wants to assist in this travesty, and get shit stains all over her in the process, because she has no shame or pride.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (UzRh8)
It's a lot like the mafia, in fact. Notice how no one has stepped out of line since Harrison Deal's car exploded.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (AwPyG)
https://mobile.twitter.com/Rothbard1776/
status/1341488661116928002
BREAKING: Per
@PatrickByrne
on the
@intheMatrixxx
podcast - They learned during their 4 1/2 hour meeting at the WH that all of the information that they had been providing to
@realDonaldTrump
"For His Eyes Only" had not been reaching him.
Byrne states that they have OVER 50,000
2/ affidavits from Americans around the country on both sides of the political spectrum about mischief that was witnessed on November 3rd. Confirms that they compiled and delivered an entire package of evidence and brought it back to the WH, which [presumably Trump's Senior staff
3/ and WH counsel] will not provide to him.
@PatrickByrne
then announces that he will be posting that very package ONLINE "so that America can see, in a very organized way, all of the evidence. There is ABSOLUTELY foreign interference". Will be posted to
cont...
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (ovk6y)
Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (cDKv8)
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Back off peasant, she has multiple homes. Its a process.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (2DOZq)
Long .45 Colt - damn, it's hard enough to find normal ammo anymore.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (L8ADy)
You sure do know how to sweet talk a fella.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (Rvt88)
Yes. Before Kamaltoe came along, I thought that Hillary had an annoying cackle.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (6dXV7)
However, I'm going through the list of recipients and it looks suspiciously like all of the neighborhood boys. So not too sweet apparently.
Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
You'd think Yankees would be a good guess but you'd only be close.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (2DOZq)
I'm so old that I remember when guvmint employees lived paycheck to paycheck and didn't own vacation "properties".
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (4uSHG)
217
The last year of RBG's "life" was the dress rehearsal for what they'll be doing with Biden. He'll be making "statements" and allegedly doing stuff but will rarely be seen, tapering off to never seen. They'll keep him going as along as they want, even after he is a complete vegetable, and the media will play right along.
Posted by: Bigsmith at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (G/mW5)
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Gill!
Posted by: James T. Kirk at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (UzRh8)
ANd then veto it live on tv, and rip it up in front of a hogtied pelosi, ready to be frogmarched into gitmo.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (yQpMk)
Odd...for some reason I feel funny in my man place.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (jOcSX)
From Byrne's side, he thinks in two weeks they could prove what happened if they get access to machines and other evidence. Sydney Powell was back at the WH after that meeting I believe (yesterday?) ... so hard to tell what happens next.
Byrne thinks the evidence itself would force other action ... because people would demand it ... at the least there would be a good chance. I don't think Trump needs Barr out to make it happen, not so sure about the new guy anyway ... we shall see soon.
This is the whole Beanz/Byrne interview. Tracy's house burned down after the last time she interviewed Byrne.
https://tinyurl.com/ydeexlce
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (o2MD2)
I was, apparently, the only one drinking.
Long pregnant pause when I hoisted my brew.
Then I burped.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
=======
My wife's team started doing virtual happy hours via WebEx on Thursday's at the end of the workday.
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (ovk6y)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (0YKx9)
Cardinals beat the Browns in the the only Series appearance the Brownies ever had.
Lots of players were overseas, fighting the Hun and the Jap, so maybe the Series appearance for the Browns deserves an asterisk.
But then Cleveland has never sent a Browns team to a championship, so.....
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (oQ94s)
Easy.. They can just not eat
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
That's what I said!
Or just stay home altogether and cower in the basement.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 05:37 PM (ofYez)
________
1. So now Trump is the enemy?
2. Trump could shoot someone in Times Square and we would support him. So good luck making him the enemy.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:37 PM (sX1BW)
Good point. If she ever leaves politics, she could move right into those roles in Hollywood.
"Ex-Wife from Hell" would be another good role for her repertoire.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (bCLt0)
Back off peasant, she has multiple homes. Its a process.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (sX1BW)
That's what I want for Christmas.
A process.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (+sD5M)
Easy.. They can just not eat
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM
The Conservative Case for a second Kid's Table...in the garage.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: radar at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (3Zp/H)
cartridge. Some made a good transition to smokeless, such as the 45-70,
but some did not. Long colt is the latter.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM
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I just bought a 1894 Marlin Cowboy in 45 colt and received a Ruger Redhawk in 45 colt as a gift.
I love that caliber. It will absolutely destroy a softball at 50-75 yards.
Note to self, buy more softballs before our Christmas shoot.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (JUOKG)
I've got my daughter and four of her girl friends in the kitchen baking
cookies to distribute to their friends in town. 'Jingling', which is
apparently what sweet girls do instead of the flaming bag of poop thing.
However, I'm going through the list of recipients and it looks
suspiciously like all of the neighborhood boys. So not too sweet
apparently.
Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (pYQR/)
That is sweet.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (KnJdm)
get shit stains all over her in the process, because she has no shame or
pride.
I would imagine she wouldn't mind a nice paying position to add to her pension. There's already a shit ton of money flying around out there.
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (HaL55)
Thank you VERY much.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: radar at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (3Zp/H)
Yep beat the defending champs.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
I think those were some of the questions they asked in the movie Battleground.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (0YKx9)
cookies to distribute to their friends in town. 'Jingling', which is
apparently what sweet girls do instead of the flaming bag of poop thing.
However, I'm going through the list of recipients and it looks
suspiciously like all of the neighborhood boys. So not too sweet
apparently.
the thing is is, it starts with jingling then it gets to juggling, so
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (bCLt0)
It reminds me of "Clueless" where the Alicia Silverstone character said that when boys were coming over, it was very important to be baking something.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (AwPyG)
I think those were some of the questions they asked in the movie Battleground.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (0YKx9)
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I thought that was in all the WWII movies!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (MVjcR)
________________
Yep, but that was decades ago.
Government employees have been an "entitled" class for a long time now. Entitled to secure jobs for life, no matter how massively incompetent they are. Entitled to gold-plated benefits and above-market salaries, because they're just so damn special. And of course, entitled to commit crimes, including sedition and treason, with impunity, so long as it's in service to their Dim masters.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (k4dH2)
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Rockford Peaches. They lost to Racine. That league basically saved baseball in America. Or so I was told.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (sX1BW)
I don't like the .45 long colt. Black powder cartridge. Some made a good
transition to smokeless, such as the 45-70, but some did not. Long colt
is the latter.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (o2MD2)
You shut your hoor mouth. The .45 Colt is suitable anywhere from plinker to full-house brown-bear loads in modern revolvers.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (4Jold)
Sure she is. Hillary won a ton of delegates in the primary. Kamaltoe won zero.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"
Hillary was feared at least ,which got her a lot of support. Nobody fears Kamala. Except Biden, when he is lucid on occasion.
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (MxEKc)
In classical Latin, "Jingalo, jangalo, juggalo".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (6dXV7)
would not achieve nearly as much or earn even a fraction of what they do
without their powerful old grannies and grandpas. It's their legacy
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:31
See, this is my point. A legacy doesn;t give you an orgasm. A legacy doesn't make your life more satisfying. I mean, do you worry about how much money uyou are going to leave your kids?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (sd8p8)
Just wanted to drop off this gasoline.
Don't be stupid. Be a smarty.
Come and join the Nazi Party.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (yTRuK)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (MVjcR)
You'd think Yankees would be a good guess but you'd only be close.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:34 PM (2DOZq)
Cards won in '42 as well, but then Musial and several other stars were still around, not having yet been sent to war.
Possibly the best season in franchise history. The '04 and '05 teams were damn good... but they screwed the pooch in the '04 Series, and didn't even make it there in '05.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (4Jold)
forking > spooning > mingling > jingling.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (KnJdm)
Jets Mets
Giants Yankees
Or the other way around? I was always Jets Yankees.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (2DOZq)
Reading what he, @Rothbard1776 and others have been saying about this "meeting" just verifies what we've known all the time. Trump really is up to his eyeballs in pit vipers.
The swamp never believed that a populist president could happen. And now, they're going to punish us because they couldn't get their act together in 2016. Since they can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, there's no use pretending this is a Republic that we have a say in.
They'll just ignore us as they go around demolishing the last vestiges of our country.
Unless of course, they can't swing that sledge hammer because their arms have been broken.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (4Jold)
It reminds me of "Clueless" where the Alicia Silverstone
character said that when boys were coming over, it was very important to
be baking something.
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More civilized times.
Posted by: SH at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (sX1BW)
If I were a fed prosecutor, she'd be my first target.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (AwPyG)
Oh man... I have a cheap Rossi lever action in .45LC and it's a hoot. Mild recoil. Good for a "shoot around" in the backyard... my backyard... and an engaging gun/ammo pair.
Also makes big splody things.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:38 PM (AwPyG)
He was in the meeting with them all and is exposing what is happened. He was there with Flynn and Powell.
Trump only knows what his advisors allow him to know. This has been a pattern the last 4 years. And a massive problem.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (ovk6y)
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (AwPyG)
I'm pretty sure nowadays that would get the film banned as "problematic".
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (KnJdm)
Tis for fags. This is well known.
And the bear load is .454 Casull, not .45 LC. It would blow a .45 LC revolver to bits.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (o2MD2)
Hillary was feared at least ,which got her a lot of support. Nobody fears Kamala. Except Biden, when he is lucid on occasion.
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (MxEKc)
I'll contract a disease!!!!
Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger McShitpants at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (sd8p
Knowing that your grandkids will be rich as hell would make many people very happy and satisfied. And it's not just what she will leave them, but the positions in which she will place them.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (ONvIw)
I don't like the .45 long colt. Black powder cartridge. Some made a good
transition to smokeless, such as the 45-70, but some did not. Long colt
is the latter.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (o2MD2)
You shut your hoor mouth. The .45 Colt is suitable anywhere from plinker to full-house brown-bear loads in modern revolvers.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla
Maybe you missed it ... .45 *Long Colt* , even a light load in my .44 Mag outperforms a full house black powder in that.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (qZdIZ)
maury pwovich agrees
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (PiO1Y)
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Howdy, Ben!!
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:39 PM (0YKx9
Damn you made me choke up a bit thinking of the end of that movie.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (2DOZq)
I think he knows more than that.. He is an avid follower of conservative web sites and OAN.. He tweets about stuff they've uncovered all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (Zmnko)
Giants Yankees
Or the other way around? I was always Jets Yankees.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (2DOZq)
I thank The Lord I never had to choose among that.
Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger McShitpants at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: x at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (+sD5M)
And the bear load is .454 Casull, not .45 LC. It would blow a .45 LC revolver to bits.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (o2MD2)
If you are lacking in the pants department, sure. Buy a Casull.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (KnJdm)
Den of vipers the last 4 years. I wouldn't put it past anybody to be a viper at this point.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (ovk6y)
I think he knows more than that.. He is an avid follower of conservative web sites and OAN.. He tweets about stuff they've uncovered all the time
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (Zmnko)
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Wonder what he thinks of WD and FSJ?
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (qZdIZ)
So today I heard on radio news that we broke a record for the number of deaths this year. This didn't seem reasonable with the numbers I'd been following so I checked cdc.gov. The most recent numbers I could find were for 2018.
Did they remove the information for 2019 and 2020 so people couldn't double check the news report? Or perhaps the info was there and I just didn't happen to find it this time? Maybe I had been following numbers from a different source. I don't recall for sure.
Anyway, by this point I wouldn't be surprised if information that doesn't support the fear narrative was being "disappeared."
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (ofYez)
yeah, anyone who thinks trump doesn't know what's going on hasn't been paying attention.
I'm just amazed he has such a good poker face; the next advisor in the "kill box" has no idea he's up.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (AwPyG)
You shut your hoor mouth. The .45 Colt is suitable anywhere from plinker to full-house brown-bear loads in modern revolvers.
Posted by: PhlounDer
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I rate this: True
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 22, 2020 05:42 PM (jOcSX)
They had to make it clear at the end of the movie that the college guy wasn't banging the 16 year old Silverstein.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:45 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
Any handgun is a poor choice for a big brownie. Better than nothing, maybe, but not ideal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (6dXV7)
I think this pair is highly involved.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 05:30 PM (0YKx9)
In that case, it might be easier to get the troll to reveal themselves. Like, asking how many genders there are. Kind of like treading on a Cross for lefties.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (k4dH2)
=====
I was having trouble maintaining employment in my chosen field due to medical issues. My doctor suggested getting a government job. He was dead serious, just for the reason mentioned above.
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (o9apC)
At that point, you are pretty much just hoping to take it with you.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (o9apC)
That was probably in response to the CDC chart that was going around twitter showing less average deaths this year than the average for the last five
they hate it when twitter gets a jump on them
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
See: The Morning Art Thread
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (WD9ZA)
- Experts
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:43 PM (Zmnko)
They have been consistently withholding classified and other sensitive information from him the last 4 years. If he is getting the info from OANN and other conservative sites, then every advisor pulling this crap should be (REDACTED).
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (ovk6y)
Posted by: T
they have an innate atrractin to jive
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (nxdel)
At that point, you are pretty much just hoping to take it with you.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (JQIdL)
Best defense is hiking with fat guys.
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
Oh no, Rod Rosenstein was the whitest of white hats he's a credit to the department.
I can only imagine his sister would, similarly be an exemplar of integrity and fidelity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (5xQgm)
At that point, you are pretty much just hoping to take it with you.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (JQIdL)
When Brownies get big, don't they become Girl Guides?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (WD9ZA)
Taunting you with the single bullet challenge.
OR
Did not know turkeys kept pets.
Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (pYQR/)
They'll just ignore us as they go around demolishing the last vestiges of our country.
Unless of course, they can't swing that sledge hammer because their arms have been broken.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:41 PM (L8ADy)
Biggest stunner to me in 2019/2020 has been the depth and width of rot in our entire government structure.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (Zmnko)
Easy.. They can just not eat
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:33 PM (Zmnko)
That's what I said!
Or just stay home altogether and cower in the basement.
Posted by: Ladyl
even better, they can stand outside and look through the window.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (WD9ZA)
........
The turkeys walked your dog?
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
I've known more than a few Giants/Mets fans, so they are out there. I don't think I've ever known a Yankees/Jets fan though.
Posted by: radar at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (3Zp/H)
Posted by: Ladyl
even better, they can stand outside and look through the window.
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (PiO1Y)
They'll be back.........
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (Cus5s)
Before I offer her other options...
Is She Hot?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (JQIdL)
I think a famous tv news pundit said that once
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (WD9ZA)
Turkeys are weird-ass birds.
https://youtu.be/pS45_L8fLLc
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Ladyl
even better, they can stand outside and look through the window.
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (Zmnko)
Ohhhhh.
I like that idea.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (4Jold)
Settle the fuck down. Not every federal employee is "entitled" asshole.
I'm one. Fuck you.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (ovk6y)
It's funny to look back and see how hard it was to
convince people that a whole lot of Trump's administration was on Team
Biden all along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2020 05:08 PM (trdmm)
It's not Team Biden as much as Team Deep State.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Joe is about to find that there are a lot fewer people on Team Biden than he thinks. Trump is about the best friend he has, providing he plays his part.
Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: T
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Were they singing "That's the sound of the man, working on the Chain Gang"?
Posted by: Tinker2Evers2Chance at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (1aJ+m)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
See, I knew there was a reason I wanted a 1911 in 10mm.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (t+qrx)
"How to Be a Ho."
Posted by: PhlounDer
"Howard Hires a Ho"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: The Judge at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (WD9ZA)
See; You have them trained already.
Good thing, because turkeys can be aggressive, nasty critters. Just keeping walking with the dog.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (WkPC9)
Before I offer her other options...
Is She Hot?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (JQIdL)
Did you forget the rule regarding your stick and crazy?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (+sD5M)
Before I offer her other options...
Is She Hot?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (JQIdL)
The DIL is hot...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (TdMsT)
Settle the fuck down. Not every federal employee is "entitled" asshole.
I'm one. Fuck you.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (3H9h1)
Off to the FEMA camps with him!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
counts on fingers,
Only 88 days or so until spring, hang in there
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (bCLt0)
This was Q's whole point--people had no idea of the depth of government corruption, and so it had to be demonstrated.
Between the election fraud and the defense bill, anyone who doesn't see it is willfully ignorant.
someone on twitter said that they thought they'd lock us all up and force us to watch CNN and instead everyone got red-pilled.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (AwPyG)
record for the number of deaths this year. This didn't seem reasonable
with the numbers I'd been following so I checked cdc.gov. The most
recent numbers I could find were for 2018.
Did they remove the information for 2019 and 2020 so people couldn't
double check the news report?
Posted by: President-elect Emmie"
I
was wondering about that report. Covid deaths are mostly people that
were going to die soon anyway an there is no way the data would show
deadliest year ever. I think it was just announced to keep he panic
going and the data will be filled in later. Or clarified later that it
was a computer projection, on page 23 of the NYT
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: The REAL POTUS Xi Jinping at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (RGRIY)
That's a fair statement; Biden is just an avatar for the Deep State, and
he won't be around long. My guess is Kamala will be installed in less
than a year.
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna
I say Trump wins.
Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (LBiyC)
Likely not before it kills you, or makes you wish it had.
I mean, sure...you could get a magic bullet in there. But I don't like the odds and I have seen the results of a guy putting 5/6 from a .44 into one.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (JQIdL)
Deep state wants everyone domesticated.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (bCLt0)
.......
Yes, this is spooky, all in single file, like they were planning something. He's lucky to be alive.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: radar at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (3Zp/H)
https://youtu.be/pS45_L8fLLc
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (L8ADy)
lol, lookie-loos
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (KnJdm)
There is no proof that Birx wrote fawning letters of love to stalinic leaders of the demcong party... like Fauci did.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (PiO1Y)
Posted by: motionview
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I generally avoid ambiguous antecedents, but slipped up. Horde grammarians keep us all in line.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)
Taht doesn't count if it's family, Hoss.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: It's me donna
I say Trump wins.
Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (LBiyC)
I like what you say better
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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What's the flavor of choice tonight?
Posted by: Tinker2Evers2Chance at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (1aJ+m)
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:54 PM (bCLt0)
Indeed. Insofar as the Cult Of Obama enabled the Lightbringer to exert vague influence over the touchy-feely aspect of policy, there was a coherence to the movement.
The only thing less functional than an excess of chefs is an excess of subcompetent "I should be head chef" sous chefs each trying to be the one holding the puppet strings.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (ONvIw)
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Unfortunately, this. We need to attack these children's "privilege"? Is there any possible way to direct the lefty demands at the ruling class? "But that would be class warfare eleventy!" The categories taught by the GOP are for the purpose of making action against the oligarchs impossible. "Censorship is groovy if it's private!" "We can't build a wall because [lol] deficit hawk!" These duplicitous "conservative" slogans and ideals are not above suspicion.
Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (a2dqj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (9Om/r)
I can only imagine his sister would, similarly be an exemplar of integrity and fidelity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:49 PM (5xQgm)
Rod, in particular, seems to have dropped off the radar. I wonder how Sheryl Attkison's suit against him are going. Infesting the family's electronic devices with IC spywear doesn't seem very white-hatty to me.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (ONvIw)
not soon enough, apparently.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (PiO1Y)
Remember, if you're dropping them for food, kill em quick and don't let that blood get in and game up the meat.
If they get a chance to squeal and panic, the blood gets rushing and the meat tastes real gamey.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 05:48 PM (2DOZq)
See, I knew there was a reason I wanted a 1911 in 10mm.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (t+qrx)
Never should have said no to that Tanfoglio way back when.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 05:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (E8JQx)
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSharpEdge1/
status/1341511024806043648
@SidneyPowell1
and
@replouiegohmert
on
@seanhannity
radio
"I don't think the President is being well represented at all. In fact I think everyone around him is misrepresenting things to him and misleading him and not serving him well...He has the absolute authority under EO of 2018"
(Does thus include family members? Serious question btw)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (ovk6y)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vizzy at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (R/9t3)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (L8ADy)
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Before I offer her other options...
Is She Hot?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:50 PM (JQIdL)
Did you forget the rule regarding your stick and crazy?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:52 PM (+sD5M)
Here's how the rule works.
Are you single?
Is she married?
If the answer to BOTH questions is yes, then it doesn't apply. It's her husband's problem, not yours.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (o2MD2)
Same here. I kinda figured it'd be sorta bad, but even I'm surprised at what's been going on these past four years. We're a lot further gone than I'd ever thought we were.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 22, 2020 05:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 05:57 PM (1hy/q)
double check the news report?
Posted by: President-elect Emmie"
I
was wondering about that report. Covid deaths are mostly people that
were going to die soon anyway an there is no way the data would show
deadliest year ever. I think it was just announced to keep he panic
going and the data will be filled in later. Or clarified later that it
was a computer projection, on page 23 of the NYT
Posted by: Dr. Ripley at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (MxEKc)
2018 was the last complete year published by the CDC.
Go figure, but that was the latest available months ago when I checked for it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 05:57 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (ovk6y)
Not Don Jr. or Eric... Ivanka .. maybe
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:57 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: radar
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Having hefted a S&W .500 Magnum, I would think that if you just got in a good solid thump on the head he'd keel over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 05:57 PM (GBHAb)
How are you, darling?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (TdMsT)
Fine and Dandy, M'Lady. Sunny day, blue skies. Life is good. Christmas is coming soon!
Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Ace
I was debating whether or not to buy another gun. thanks.
Posted by: x at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (o2MD2)
Good to know. One of the secluded places I was looking at has quite a bear population nearby.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (+sD5M)
Are you single?
Is she married?
If the answer to BOTH questions is yes, then it doesn't apply. It's her husband's problem, not yours.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (oQ94s)
That sounds no better than a dog.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (3H9h1)
those crazy people who told us that the CIA assassinated JFK, or that 9/11 was an inside job don't seem quite as crazy, anymore.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (AwPyG)
know about it? I think the answer is yeah pretty much. We just have
access to exponentially more info today than even 10 yers ago via the
Twatters and other social media and general stuff online. But the rot
was always there.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (W8PaO)
The evidence has always been there - we just didn't want to see it. And I include "me" in the "we". Hell, there was a time when I was Mr. Young Republican when it came to politics.
But shit, we watched the GOP and DNC work together to pass NAFTA - to completely fvck the American working class. We watched the GOP seem rather uninterested when Janet Reno oversaw the FBI kill a housewife at Ruby Ridge and burn down a church full of people at Waco. And on and on and on.
But - because it's a nasty black pill to swallow that both parties hated us - we all kinda' agreed to go along with the fiction that government was made of white hats following black hats. Nope. It's black hats all the fvcking way down.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (O6j88)
Rosenstein always came off as a smarmy, supercilious little prick.
But he did have a rooting section.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (5xQgm)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (W8PaO)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (BJLVZ)
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 22, 2020 05:47 PM (o9apC)
Doing contract work for the feds was the most miserable job I've ever had. I was soooo glad the project I was working on ended, much later than it should have. It was probably like being in the Soviet Union in terms of free market economies. When I was subsequently out of work I turned down opportunities to go back.
I guess some people love that shit but count me out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (y7DUB)
I'm sorry, but due to the current low-trust social environment, we're not prepared to accept that without WeaselDog finger taste taste confirmation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 05:14 PM (Zmnko)
Do we have a pool yet? Tell me we have a pool.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (okGHj)
No matter what you do, you are just gonna make it angrier. And if it is within handgun range that something you want to avoid doing if you can.
If not. A Hand Canon is necessary and still no guarantee of success.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (JQIdL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (5xQgm)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (PiO1Y)
If nobody's going to fix it, then there's no point hanging around.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (oQ94s)
I was going to troll comment but nope.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (lgiXo)
Funny thing is that it is a common joke around here that the blog is broken. Troll would reach more people socking Amy Schumer.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (KnJdm)
From "Sunny Skyz" website
https://tinyurl.com/y9ao9fh4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (o2MD2)
You have to learn where the natural openings in the skull are located, and make your shots use those. Even a .22 will kill a bear, if it is bouncing around inside the critter's brain-pan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (GBHAb)
I was surprised to learn that Allen G or D-Lamp was right with their "media delenda est". Always thought they were just biased. It never occurred to me that they were an active enemy.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (1hy/q)
I'm sorry, but due to the current low-trust social environment, we're not prepared to accept that without WeaselDog finger taste taste confirmation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)
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Poor little WD isn't feeling good today. She was eating grass earlier
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (MVjcR)
No matter what you do, you are just gonna make it angrier. And if it is within handgun range that something you want to avoid doing if you can.
If not. A Hand Canon is necessary and still no guarantee of success.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (JQIdL)
If it's black, step back.
If it's brown, hunker down.
If it's white, say good night.
The three bears in a nutshell.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (5xQgm)
I know for a fact it ain't one of the suspects mentioned.
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (O6j88)
Posted by: vizzy at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (R/9t3)
I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have commented.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (lgiXo)
He would probably enjoy that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (MVjcR)
Must be a thing today. Ruby puked up something big but unrecognizable, right after her first rabies inoculation.
I was afraid at first that she got the covid shot instead of rabies.... but she seems pretty much okay now, if tired.
Dogs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (MVjcR)
One day he announced on air that most of the spam was coming from a professor's laptop at the University of New Hampshire.
It stopped.
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (EbSTN)
Easy.. They can just not eat
Posted by: It's me donna
You folks are nicer than me. My DIL asked that I change the time of the feast.
At the end of that exchange my wife leaned over and whispered to #1 son, well, at least Dad didn't say "F*CK NO!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (MVjcR)
My older kid has a pup who used to puke in the car, he's growing out of it.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE
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Don't feed for several hours before traveling...like 4 hours previous, maybe more. Ours have grew out of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:56 PM (o2MD2)
Good to know. One of the secluded places I was looking at has quite a bear population nearby.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (ONvIw)
My buddy in H.S. was an Air Force brat. I don't know if this story from his dad (a Colonel in the AF) was true, but it sounded good enough. Regarding a little .357 revolver in his possession.
He used to fly missions up in AK watching Russia back in the 50's and early 60's. He said that the standard issue for protection was a little .22 LR. If planes were forced down, they'd find the pilot's parachute, a large patch of blood and a rifle bent in half. So, he'd gotten this .357 to protect himself from the polar bears.
Whether a true story or not, no doubt a .22 would piss the fuck out of a polar bear, while emptying a .357 with some well placed shots might actually dissuade the bear from its meal. Still, would be a nice little 2 minutes in an action spy movie.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (L8ADy)
Was there always this much corruption but we didnt know about it? I think the answer is yeah pretty much. We just have access to exponentially more info today than even 10 yers ago via the Twatters and other social media and general stuff online. But the rot was always there.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 05:51 PM (W8PaO)
The rot was always there. What changed recently was their growing the fuck-it-all attitude that has them asking, "Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?"
There is only one effective response against that kind of shit.
Posted by: fktheleft at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (lvXKd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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We talk like this hereabouts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (cGzEU)
I was, apparently, the only one drinking.
Long pregnant pause when I hoisted my brew.
Then I burped.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)
And the moral of this story is...
Don't have a freaking Zoom call after the sun has gone over the yardarm, or 5:00 pm, whichever comes first.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (JQIdL
Okay I should have said a full magazine with lead, non-expanding ammo is best chance rather than a big bore revolver which is harder to get back on target. But yeah , any handgun is a last resort. A lucky brain shot will work so I'd want as many shots at it as possible.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (2DOZq)
No, the deaths in the US are recorded each month.
It's not hard to find the chart, but like I said, the chart showing that this year's US death count was less than the past 5 years was going around twitter, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's been pulled down.
Just ask people: If this is as bad as March supposedly was, where are the field hospitals? where are Comfort and Mercy?
Posted by: artemis at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE
I used to get car sick super-easy if I was in the back seat of a car, all the way up to early teens. Oddly enough, I've never gotten boat sick - and I've done a lot of sailing and other water related sports/work. I think something about not being able to see out might have had something to do with it, and not being able to predict the movement as I can a boat.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Weasel THE REAL ONE at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (MVjcR)
I say 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna
I say Trump wins.
Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 05:53 PM (LBiyC)
I like what you say better
Posted by: It's me donna
Posted by: Dr. Dirks Strewn at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Bob (formerly known as Beto) at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (hVOXD)
Their advice led to the disastrous and inhuman policies enacted by the various politicians
How many suicides , OD's, deaths due to not getting care, cancer screenings
How many businesses destroyed ?
How many lives destroyed ?
NONE of this was warranted - NONE
They can all rot in hell
Posted by: Big Star at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (pvJV4)
I don't like the .45 long colt. Black powder cartridge. Some made a good
transition to smokeless, such as the 45-70, but some did not. Long colt
is the latter.
Posted by: DOCTOR Totec at December 22, 2020 05:36 PM (o2MD2)
You shut your hoor mouth. The .45 Colt is suitable anywhere from plinker to full-house brown-bear loads in modern revolvers.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 05:40 PM (KnJdm)
Black-powder era .45 Colt cases had a hollow rim, much like a .22 LR. Nope, no "priming" compound in the rim, it was and always has been, a centerfire cartridge.
But that "Balloon Head" case wasn't up to the higher pressures of that newfangled Smokeless Powder stuff.
So, 'round the mid 1910s or 1920ish, they changed the way that .45 Colt cases were made. No more "Balloon Head" cases, but rather, a solid rim and base, same as any other modern cartridge.
In today's world, a .45 Colt case can be loaded to provide more energy than even the vaunted .44 Mag.
Elmer Keith started his large bore load development with the .45 Colt, only to give it up in favor of starting over with the .44 S&W Special. That's the one that he added 1/8th inch to the case-length, and developed the .44 Magnum thereon.
The .44 S&W Special was always a solid-head case and rim design, from the very start.
Keith's reasoning to "drop" development of the .45 Colt? There were still far too many rounds of old Balloon-Head loaded rounds out there, as well as umpteen hundreds of thousands (millions?) of empties.
Mr. Keith didn't want to publish load data that would turn those cases, and their guns, into grenades.
And now you know *pause* the REST of the story!
/paulharvey
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2020 06:50 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 05:31 PM (ONvIw)
providing my ass. Biden was taking cuts out of Hunter's gainz for himself. They have no feeling for anyone else.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 22, 2020 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
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